Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - 248-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Episode Date: August 15, 2014

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That's where I'm at right now. Columbus, Ohio. Call it at me. This is the pterodactyl song. Do you hear it? I guess where I am, Rooster Teeth Feather, Sunnyvale, California. What's up? Come and see me Thursday through Sunday night to be here. I'm going to bring Mr. Huxtable. Hold on.

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I'm in Columbus, Ohio, so come see me at the Funny Bone if you're around. I'm coming off the top rope every show with Denim on Denim, Hot Dogs and Gatorade for Life. Okay. Jeff Tate is with me. So that should be fun. Next week I'm in Philly. So please come to Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia all week long through Saturday night.

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Let's do it. Bade County. Bade County. It's just to be Broward, but you know what I'm saying. Is that Broward? That's Broward. Okay. Guys, listen.

Do you go to Amazon? Oh, shit. We're doing that already. Shit. Do you like to go to Amazon? Hey, just real quick before Amazon. There's a bunch of cool dates coming up and I'm very excited that later on, I'm doing one nighters in Dallas, Houston, New Orleans, New Orleans and Oklahoma City.

Oklahoma. Wow. So that's what's up. Wow. Now you can get on that shit. That's exciting. One nighters, huh? One nighters.

It's very exciting. Good cities. It's fun. Yeah. All right. Holler, go ahead. Anyways, do you guys shop on Amazon? I'm sorry.

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I bought a new yoga mat because I'm an experienced yogi. Fitness expert. Fitness pro. Fitness. I do my downward facing dog. I'm a new mat. That's good. Hi foof.

Here he comes. He's coming to collect his money. Hi. Oh dude. All right. We'll check it out. I like it. Dude, my favorite thing is was anything mom related, like I'll write mom in a tweet and

then it'll be like, uh, like, you know, moms, moms who travel followed you. I know. We're on Facebook whenever I put when the episode is up and then it'll be like, it'll advertise diapers and baby shit to me and like, dude, dude, bro, this is not what this is. It's a bow. This is not what that's about. Okay.

That's what it's about. It's about getting high and drunk. You know, trying to get high and drunk here. He's on that marijuana and whiskey. He gets crazy. Yeah. Is that how you feel about me? Tom, when he gets on that marijuana and whiskey, that's the last thing I think it was for

you. It's more like Tom, when he went to fought and but all the time and poops down like he's going to die. You just remember that in Stevie, his girlfriend's retarded and they go to visit her friend in the hospital. Yeah. And her friend is like incapable of moving and also has some like a large part of her brain doesn't work either, but she gives the most sound advice of everybody.

She's like the Yoda of the whole documentary. Yeah. She's like, you should love each other and not abuse each other. And they're like, what? Yeah. Shut up. Shut up. They call me a fucking snake because I ain't afraid of them.

Do you know what's so funny? You said that. I was just thinking about that last night as I was drifting off to sleep as well to call me a snake because I ain't afraid of them. And then in my head, I went, no, they don't. Nobody calls you a snake. Nobody calls you a snake. That's a nickname you gave yourself.

That's why I get my name snake for them. I ain't afraid of them. Yeah. Never have been except where I was a kid. Except for where I was a kid. Poor guy. I ain't afraid. When you woke up to a rattlesnake, do you stand there or do you run like hell and take

a chance again? Better not. I run. That's like, do I take a chance then people land or take a chance again stabbed in the back again? Oh, Stevie. I'm sorry. I run.

I run from all human interaction. You can't trust anything. So my therapist tells me it's isolate. Has your therapist ever said to you? People changes. Nope. People changes? Actually, no.

In therapy, you learn that people are likely not to change. Therefore, you should only be able to change yourself. People don't change it. People don't change it. Only you can change it. What about? People get mad. They get over it.

You know, they realize stuff later on down the road. Yeah. I'd love to play these clips for my therapist, too. Wouldn't you love if Stevie was your therapist and that's the kind of counsel he would give you? Mm-hmm. People, you know, you can't trust nobody. Stevie, I was thinking as I got really angry, I just, I feel like my emotions got the best

of me. People get mad. They get over it. Stevie, I'm really mad at my husband. Should I hit him? Mm-hmm. What should I do? Or should I not?

Or should we talk about it? I should rip my ear ring out of my ear and had to go to the hospital and have stitches over that. When I asked her that one time, I said, you ever been hit by a guy? She said, no. I said, well, now you have. I'm not like these other men that you can run over and just push around. I said, I'm myself, but I've got a temper.

I can control it. Yeah. Good advice. That is good advice. That's amazing. Like, it's just, it's just amazing that if you're born, you know, it's just the luck of the draw, man. You know, he could have been born here in LA to somewhat more normal parents.

Totally different life. Totally different guy. A hundred thousand percent, but he wasn't. No. Oh, Stevie, let's get into this shit, man. I'm going to video this. Are you guys ready? We've had requests video Tom doing the intro.

You are. And I'm going to do it. That's how you guys are going to finally get to see what I see every time. Now get ready. I mean, Tom, you really got to get ready to play the instruments now. Warm up, man. I didn't know you were recording me. It's not as I haven't started yet, but I'm going to post this on our website so everybody

can see. Okay. The video. Okay. You ready? Yeah. Let's do it. All right.

The kids and shit. Okay. Then you put you a little raises on one side. This is donuts you're making. No, nigga. This is, I don't know what the fuck this is. Okay. It's just something sweet for the fucking kids.

Okay. You gotta stay with me now. Shit. Then you smash it out like that there. This shit is big time. Who is Randy? Don't bring anyone loving to this. No mom in the fucking stand.

Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house with Tom Segura. And Christina Pazitzik. Christina Pazitzik. Welcome to your mom's house. Wow. Wow. Wow.

Wow. Wow. Yeah. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Yeah.

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Wow. No. Wow! University of Arabic women. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. There it is. There it is. And there you go.

I got it. I got it. This will be up on our site, guys. That was intense. That is intense. How did that one feel? It felt pretty good. I mean, I'm not going to lie.

I've had times where it flowed better. Well, you were under the gun this time. Yeah. There's a little bit of added pressure. Because you don't want people to see you mess up. Like, you don't want to skip a beat or something. Right. Oh, guys.

Big note. Before we go ahead. It gets mad. I want to thank everybody that came out to the Ice House in Pasadena this last weekend. Major Mommy Love. I'm so excited. Recorded my album. And I think it went great.

And I'm really excited. And thank you. Yeah, it's exciting. For supporting your jeans. Did I tell you? I didn't tell you I met Jorge last night. You did? Yeah, he was at the show.

He came with me afterwards, yeah. Sweetest guy ever. He recorded. He does some sound stuff for your mom's house. And he recorded for me. So he did a great job. Yeah. Very exciting.

Can you turn up my mom phones? I like to hear my beautiful voice even louder than it is. Oh, that's so much better. Thank you. All right. Oh, man. I think I stepped myself surely myself on spaghetti and meatballs. Sketty.

It's turkey skating meatballs. Turkey skating meatballs. I've been making turkey turkey meatballs for Tommy and I. And I think I surely did. I ate the whole bag of dog food. Fuck. That's what happens. Yeah, bro.

Cutter. Remember we were watching that show in Cutter last night? It was funny. Is that that's how they say it in the military when you go to... I think it's Qatar. I thought it was. That's a lesson for me. That's how Southern people say it when you're in Qatar.

It's Qatar. I'm pretty sure it's not pronounced. Qatar. Well, the journalist kept saying Qatar. Qatar. I think it's Qatar. Like that. Like Qatar, but not Qatar.

You know what I'm saying? Mm-hmm. It's like... He's like... Qatar, I think, but not Qatar. I mean, did the people in Qatar, did they... Yeah. Did you notice about that?

Did Qatar people say... Qatar. Yeah, that's a pretty crazy story, huh? Yeah. Are you allowed to form out athletes? Real sports did a piece... Real sports. Real sports only that the government of Qatar just buys...

They buy every... Like they bought... The thing is that they bought the bid for the World Cup in 2022, they said. Which is highly unethical and probably illegal. Yeah. And then what they do now is... They're a tiny little nation, but they're sitting on just trillions of dollars. Just trillions of dollars of natural gas, yeah.

Wait a minute, but you've got so much natural gas. Well, I'm a billionaire. I'm a billionaire. I just don't spend that much. But what they do is they use that money to get to like lobby, bring in other athletes from other countries and win medals under the Qatari name and banner. Mm-hmm. What they do is they went to Bulgaria and they found weightlifters that are amazing world-class

weightlifters, gave them new names, passports like you're now citizens of Qatar, go compete and win medals so that Qatar has the medals. Right. It's so bizarre. But even at those tournaments, they go like they say, you know, Bulgarian born guy, he's just wearing Qatari shirt. It's weird. It is weird.

Is it unethical? Highly. It's not like they, like somebody was like, I'm defecting, I don't like my country. They're like coming out and be like, we're going to pay you to give up living in your country and being from there and just say that you're from here just to give us the glory. It's weird. What you can do is you can leave your shitty country and come represent our shitty country.

Is that a deal? I mean, I guess that's one way of doing it. Do you think it's shitty country? Well, Bulgaria. I mean, no offense, but it's kissing cousin of Hungary. And I mean, Hungary is better now, but it's not. It's not. Do you know who loves bull?

Bulgaria. Yeah. One of those guys from the seven up series. Yeah. Hi guy. He's always trying to help the poor Bulgarian. Bulgarians. Refugee in the Bulgarian.

Offence. The upseries. I've given up series. Yes. Seven up. For Bulgaria. Yeah. He's got, he's kind of got weird eyes.

He's got wonky eyes when he talks. I thought that as a young boy, I thought I would go to Oxford and become a practice law. And one day I would take care of the Bulgarian refugee. Well, he said, he goes, I like to read the paper, but I don't think that wealthy people should go to school with poor people. He said that. I think that was him. And then later he caught some heat for saying that.

But he was like seven. Yeah. And then he's like, God damn it. I was seven. Yeah. I was a classist piece of shit when I was seven. Seven. Hold on.

We know we didn't talk about last episode because we had those ovation TV people here. We forgot. What? That I have my boner. Oh, we talked about that. We talked about your boner last week. We talked about my boner that the flight attendants. That was fun.

Yeah. Do you find that people are always licking their chops at your boner? I see that a lot. Oh, boner. Oh, it looks good. Do you find that a lot? Is that your problem? It's a problem.

It's a problem that I deal with. Tell everybody about what I showed you today on the beach. The lady, the whale lady on the beach. You pointed out to me a pig woman who was flying with her thighs touching and barely her vagina showing and you're like, you like that? Look over there. No. Okay.

She had her knees up and like it was just inappropriate. It was like a full cooter shot and then you could like her. She's large. Yeah. You can see where her thighs were rubbed together a lot because that meat was darker than the rest of the meat. And then I go look over there and then you're like, oh, this is my favorite thing. Yeah.

You upset me. You loved it. But we didn't tell our listeners about how I got a brand new lamp from you that ionizes the air. That's true. That's true. You're like, can you breathe well? That's what you asked me.

Can you breathe well? I don't think so. It's a Himalayan salt lamp. It's so weird. I love it so much. So Tommy's out of town and I get a parcel from Amazon.com. Shout out to your mom's house podcast. Click on the banner.

And I open this. I wait for you to get home. And it's this like, it's a lamp, but it's a basket full of salt rocks that are orange colored. And then there's a light under the rock so that it illuminates them, which is it's so much fun because I love, I love anything that glows in the dark. Yeah, there's a dimmer switch on it. And I love it so much because I love candles and gothy dark things.

If you're interested in getting one, please go to your mom's house podcast.com. Click on Amazon banner and get yourself a Himalayan salt lamp. But the best part about that kind of stuff is that the, the literature on it was like it ionizes the air. It refreshes and sanitizes the air. And you're like, I don't know about that because of the in the salt rocks and the crystals of the salt rock, the rock salts rock in the air with the light. The air gets purified and that's how they explain it makes no sense.

I get it now. It just looks super cool and I love asking you. Yeah, I have to ask you if you can breathe and then I turn on the lamp at night. It's real fun. Pretty cool, huh? All those food smells. I don't like, I don't like saltwater breezes. That was the craziest one.

That was totally crazy. We're, we're super into HGTV right now. Those shows that are like international house hunters and Americans have the hardest time grappling with a, the fact that shit's smaller and other countries. It's always, and then the fucking, they keep repeating it. What I can't stand. I understand somebody saying something. When they just say it over and over, like they'll like they're in Italy and they

go Italy. Sorry. That's how you run. Italy. And they'll say like, this is a smaller kitchen than we're used to. Yeah. And then they'll be like, all the kitchens here are smaller than you're used to. They'll tell them.

Yeah. And they'll be like, yeah. And this is another house. Kitchen is not that big. Yeah. They're all smaller here. All of them. I know.

They're like, yeah, we're just used to more space. Yeah. I know. It's not America. Right. But they keep repeating it. I know. This isn't like America.

Can we make it more American here in Europe? Another thing I'd like to point out is that this is a smaller room than I'm used to. Man, you've said it 15 fucking times. Like they think the next apartment is going to magically be 6,000 square feet. Different. Yeah. It's so fucking retarded. Or my favorite is when the people are so inflexible.

It's like, I don't really like this backsplash. Therefore, we can't buy the entire house. Like, okay, you can change. I don't know. First of all, I just learned what a backsplash was watching this dumb fucking show. Like who the fuck cares? And secondly, like that one woman was like, I can't stand a bidet. If there's a bidet in this JD house.

That one was so dumb. You dumb motherfucker. She goes, she goes bidet. But bidet, I just think of germs. She's like, what? And she was like, we can't do it. And like, even I think the realtor was like, yeah, we can just remove that. $800 maybe, right?

Solution. They bought a house with a bidet. It was a toilet that had a bidet built into it. Yeah. Like a fucking $1,000 toilet. Right. And they said, you know, first thing we did was have this removed, but it took a few days. So she used the other bathroom because she was refusing to go.

Why, why the aversion to the possibly the luckiest thing to have in your house? To wash your asshole all the time. I would love a bidet. I would love a bidet. Well, now you can get the thing where it mounts on the toilet. I'm sorry. What do you mean? There's like electronic ones now that like you, they're part, it's not a separate bidet.

You sit on, it's the same toilet. A thing comes over, washes your asshole and then goes away. How much is this? Can we get one? I don't know. I think you can get them for a few hundred dollars. Dude, because you know my problem, which is every time I make a brown, I have to immediately shower.

But you have so much chocolate sauce that comes out. That's why. That's the problem. Wait, but listen, can we do this? I'm cereal. You're cereal? I'm cereal. I need a bidet.

Dude, my asshole is always dirty and it's not okay. It's not enough to just wipe. My other favorite on House Hunters is when the lady was like, it was in Hawaii and she goes, I don't like saltwater breezes. I don't like saltwater. And then we watched one yesterday. Yeah, look, the freshwater spray bidet toilet seat attachments. Oh, $36.

Cut the fuck out of here. Down from 110. Wait a minute. On Amazon? Yeah. But is it going to make splashes everywhere? I don't know. I haven't seen these work.

I haven't seen them. Because the problem with the water... This one's $400. It has a... Oh, yeah, that's ridiculous. The problem with the water pick is that I've had to learn to use it because it splashed everywhere. It splashes on the mirror.

Dude, this is... You know what it is? Okay. So you shit, right? Mm-hmm. This has a button on it. Then when you're done shitting, you press the button, underneath the toilet seat, these tubes come out electronically and they wash your asshole.

That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. There's two different streams of water in your asshole. Now here's the question. Warm water washes. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. Nozzles with widespread, ergonomic, gentle closing heated seat with quick release.

Ooh, it releases your genital fluids, too. And you get that nice juicing done. Juice, juice. So do you use soap? Well, no, this is just a warm water thing. Just a water big day. But a nice... See, the key to cleaning a shitty asshole is hot water.

I mean, soap is obviously desirable, but hot water... You can't do it with cold water. No. So this is... Have you tried? Is that why? I was like... You're like, you cannot use cold water.

You can't use cold water. Yeah, of course I have. Also a really interesting note from a mommy at the ice house, Leah Derb. She's a dental hygienist, and she was like, dude, be careful with that water pick. It'll pop your crowns right off. And I was all, fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck! Because these fuckers are expensive, huh? A lot of money. You can't fucking afford new crowns, eh? I'm gonna buy new fucking teeth. You gotta be fucking shitting me. Fuck!

Fuck! These fucking... These fucking teeth are like, fucking a thousand bucks each, holmes. You know... Fuck! Fuck! When I count, I'm actually not thinking about it. I got some choppers in here that are worth a lot.

Yeah. My two fronts. Yeah. The crown. I got two crowns. Yeah. Bro, bleaching. What's your gold fucking teeth, dude?

Platinum, motherfucker! Um... Platinum! What do you think of this shit right here, dog? One side. This is donuts you're making? No, nigga. This is...

I don't know what the fuck this is, okay? It's just something sweet for the fucking kids, okay? This... She's making... Yeah. Uh, really ridiculous. There's butter, cinnamon, raisins, and then like the, you know, the refrigerate, like the...

That's the craziest part. The can and croissant stuff. Yes. Like the... what do they call it? Pillsbury stuff? Pop. Yeah. Dude.

She's making it in that with butter, sugar, and raisins, and cinnamon, inside of that thing. Wait, and not only that, she's making like empanadas out of it, and then deep frying. I haven't even gotten to that. What? She deep fries this? Bro. Damn. You gotta stay with me now.

Shit. Can you smash it out like that there? Smash it out. Shit. You gotta pick him up really easy because you don't want... make sure all the edges are smashed so the shit don't seep out. Do the same thing to this one over here. The same mom?

It's a prison food. No, this is not no prison, motherfucker. This is not prison food, okay? This woman can be related to me. Oh, man. This isn't my family. This is my white trash family, dude. Amazing.

I think I've done nothing here. You making everything for scratch? No, I gotta get me a fucking camera because... camera, man, because you tripping. Okay. Same way with this one here, but no. I'm not gonna put no raisins in this if a person might be allergic to them or something. You take that there, you do it like that. Hold up.

See there? See it's all closed up on the edges. See there? You pick them up and you go over here. Come on. Come on. And you drop a minute. Grease gotta be hot, hot.

Wow. So they'll be able to cook right away. Wow. Okay? See that? So on the last video we just put up, what was that? That was crust and rolls. What do you call that?

I don't know. This is something for them kids, you know. What is a dessert? God damn it, I ain't got no motherfucking name for it yet, motherfucker. So when they come to ask for it... This, by the way, this video is sent like... 20 times. No.

Fucking 200 times. Tweets. I know. Facebook messages. Website. It's the best. At least 100. I'm not kidding.

The mommies know what we like. Which is black people screaming and yelling and cursing. Just anybody. Not just black people. No, but they know that this is like right in the wheelhouse. Yeah, of course. They're gonna say, can we have something for the kids? Well, okay.

Well, you write about that. So you gotta have a name for her. By the way, her sweatpants are high. She's rad, dude. She's rad. Yeah. Sweet stuff. I put sweet treats.

Well, you know what? It could just be not an apple turnover, but a raisin turnover. How about that? Just a raisin turnover. That's all. It's just gotta be a raisin tone up. Yeah, they done. Okay.

They don't have to get that dark, but they do. Yeah. Why are you making that dark for? Well, because you messin' with me. That's what it is. See that? I didn't mean for them to get that dark. Now, you know what?

Feet on burn, a damn thing. And you done. But that's good, though. Hold on. I'm gonna have to do another one. Come on here. Come on. I'm gonna have to do another one.

There, because you didn't. Yeah, I'm gonna have to do another one. Hold on. Get the biscuit out like this here. Actually, I don't give a damn if it's broke. It don't matter. You smash them out the way you want to smash them out. Like that there.

Okay? This is a crazy recipe. This is a crazy recipe. Something tells me it's on the fly. Yeah. It tells me, she's like, what do we have around the house? We got some can of biscuits, we got raisins, cinnamon and butter. Well, you were totally right.

The craziest thing is deep frying this. That is nuts. It's all bad. Like that, that shit, that crescent royal shit is already loaded with butter and salt and bad things. And then she makes a mixture of butter and cinnamon, spreads that on that, put some raisins in there for the health, and then deep fries. Oh, the other thing that we get nonstop, and if anything that has somebody talking about

shit or shitting, you guys are always like, you want some shit? You want to talk some shit? And then we get shit stuff. On it. Wait, but hold on. The best part to this is that, so she rolls one into like a cigarette or a cigar shape, deep fries it, but only for like a second. So then she pulls it out of the hot ass grease, and then it's still gooey in the middle.

And she's like, it's still gooey in the middle. It tastes delicious. Like, you shouldn't eat that. No, it's not. It's bacteria. Give him up so he don't stick. Yeah. Do like that there.

Put some shit in the middle of it. Okay? Like that. It's so funny. Fold him. You can fold him like this here, rolling. See? Then it'd be like a cinnamon roll, but close up each edge.

Pull him a little bit, okay? Look at the damn food. Okay? Shit. Pull him a little bit like that. Yeah, I got it on the camera. That's it. And that's like a little old pork ass cinnamon roll.

But it's got a testee there. Well, yeah. No, it ain't a testee. And I'm going to do some chicken later on. Okay. So you got chicken coming later on? Yeah, but you are going to learn how to do something. How about that?

So tell them, tell them what you, tell them to stay tuned in for the video that you got coming later on today, which is going to be what? Okay. Baked chicken. Okay. Baked chicken. Baked chicken. Okay.

Baked chicken. I'm going to get my plate. About what time should I be tuning in with you? Oh, I don't even know. So they, I don't let them know too much about me because then they'd be ready to, you know, come and do something and shit. But now this is a big cube right here. So basically.

She's amazing. She's amazing. I love her so much. That means that she has a lot of these videos. She's the best. I seriously. She's the new Peter Cain. What are you talking about?

She could be in my family. Like there are Hungarians that are just like this. My mother actually reminds me of my mom a little bit. Guess what her name is? Huh? Auntie Fee. No. Auntie Fee.

That's what she goes by. I don't say that. That's what she goes by. There's only one Auntie Fee Fee. No. She's not Fee Fee. But she's a Fee. Just watch everything you post here.

Yeah. Yeah. Now let's go over here in the light so we can see this here. Look. I want to see how this turned out for her. See this right here? Yeah. See this right here?

Yeah. See look. I love. Come on. Get close to Bonnie. See? Break it. Look at it.

Are you looking at it? See how it should run now? Whoa. Shit. That's butter and sugar than milk. Huh? Look. It's hot though.

And look. Look. See that right there? Yeah. Some fell out. I don't want none of this. But no, no. You take it and you wipe it because it ain't nothing but butter and sugar.

Put it on there. And you like that? Now this one? Look at this one. She's eating what she's talking about. See that? Yeah. See that?

I don't know. Shit. It's good though. All right. That's it. That shit is foul. Phenomenal. She's amazing.

And she's skinny. She's not a big. She can eat that shit. She's all just butter and sugar. She's got a bunch of videos. Do you want to see how to feed seven people with $3.35? Absolutely. Okay.

Here we go. How to feed seven people. Okay. This is a third. This is a $3.35 meal that's going to feed seven people. Mike, if you want to do some more. Put that. I broke these bags up.

Motherfucker, do you have your own shit? Okay. Fuck me. Okay. God damn. Damn. Okay. Yep.

Oh my God. Yeah. As someone wrote, as a chef, I can tell you this isn't cooking. As a chef. Oh my God. This is fantastic. Motherfucker. I don't like saltwater breezes.

The thing is, is that a saltwater breeze, they were in Hawaii. Here's. Wrap your head around this. If you're listening to it. Hawaii. And they have the. Imagine having the option like the opportunity. The opportunity in life.

To be beachfront oceanfront in Hawaii and it's a possibility for them. The husband is like, this is amazing. And she goes, well, I think we'd rather live inland. She tells the realtor because I don't like saltwater breezes. And he's just like, uh, like all broken. Like we could. We can afford to live in Hawaii. Yeah.

But then the saltwater breezes will come. I don't like them. Who doesn't enjoy in the saltwater on the windows. That is, that is. But I understand what she's saying is that saltwater does destroy. Of course it does. But that's the price you pay for living paradise on the water. Yeah.

You dumb cunt. Yeah. Put them in there. She puts a lot of grease and stuff. I know. She cooks for grease a lot. It's not good. It's not good for you.

It's not. All right. Enough of her. But that is fantastic. My grandmother used to cook shit like this. Hungarian. Like she would invent shit like that too. But mostly she made a lot of fried chicken.

She made a lot of fried chicken. She made a lot of fried chicken. She made a lot of fried chicken. But mostly she made a lot of fried chicken. She did. She was good at that. She made good fried chicken. Fried chicken exists in like every culture.

That's what you go to, man. Yeah. It's so good, bro. Bro. Bro. You're telling me bro? Bro. You know, it's another show that I, first of all, when I watch international or just

house hunters, I always feel bad for those realtors. Because could you imagine having to show houses and then people don't have the imagination to go, I could just remove the bidet. Instead, they're stuck on the bidet or the backsplash tile. And you're like, it's so minimal, bro. That's a $500 fix. Come on now. It's crazy.

But the worst is that million dollar listing. Remember we were watching that show and you're like, that's a show. I would hate to show people houses. It just looks like torture. Yep. Like here's a man. But my boat won't fit into the slip. And you're like, oh my gosh.

I don't like the carpet. Okay. No. It's a negotiating numbers looks terrible. You know, the other bummer, the one that was crazy is when they did the international and they went to China and they were like, what's your budget to rent? And the guy was like, you know, 5500 a month. And they're like, we think we have find something for you.

And he couldn't find what he wanted. Like they ended up finding something, but he was like, holy shit. Like that's a million dollar mortgage payment. Yeah. They're like, we have a studio apartment right here in downtown. And you're like, 50. Wait a minute. What country is this?

Yeah. It was China, man. That was crazy. Yeah. Hong Kong Fui. You're going to go there soon. Hong Kong Fui. Oh.

Wow. I meant to read this a while ago. It came in, but it's so crazy that we got to read it now. We've been reading your updates. Got a tweet today actually from. Is this the 11 years tweet? Yeah. Is that it?

There's one that came in today. Yeah. Yeah. It's cray cray. Yeah. There's one that came in today that said I haven't been to the dentist in 11 years. Yeah. And how many cavities genes?

I forget. I don't know. Zero. That's crazy. Zero cavities. That's crazy. Yeah. It's insane.

It's cray motherfuckers. But that is not why. Here it is. No, it's not it. Yeah. Here we go. Then I'll update. 11 years since last visit.

Zero cavities. Zero. But adult braces are in my future because of high tooth wear. Oh. What? That's Brian J Nosiewicz. The reason for this dental update is a teenager in India had more than 200 teeth growing in his mouth.

Oh my. Due to a benign dental tumor, he has had them removed. Ashik Gawai, 17 year old student from Bulldana underwent the six hour operation involving four doctors in Mumbai's JJ Hospital. JJ? JJ? Yeah. Jamal, he's a guy.

JJ is bad. My name is Jamal, but you could call him JJ. He, the teen, had 232 denticles. Denticles? That's what they're called. Abnormal teeth-like growth lodged in his mouth due to a complex composite, what's it called? Odontoma, a benign dental tumor.

The abnormal teeth were embedded in the bone inside the lower right jaw and were not visible from outside the mouth. Surgeons say the surgeon was dangerous and the patient's jaw bone will likely take three to four months to heal. Isn't this crazy? That's bananas, bro. According to Dr. Vandana Thorovad, a surgeon, the ENT department at JJ Hospital, the operation could have cost as much as 250,000 rupees, about $4,000.

That's a billion dollars, yeah. Which the Givai family could not afford. The teen's father is a farm laborer who earns two to three dollars a day. The government's program, which supports low-income patients, took care of the belt. That's good. That's nice. Yeah. They said the denticles, like he started to form when the patient was six years old and

did not notice abnormal teeth until a month ago when the mouth began to swell. Holy shit. So he went 10 years with these things growing and had no idea. Uh, doctors say denticles are likely to grow again in Givai's mouth, but probably not in such a large number. Poor denticles guy. Man. That's horrifying.

Wow. This is terrible. You know, you're so lucky just to have nice teeth and live in America. Yeah. You have to live here, right, babe? Only USA number one, motherfucker. I like that you say and live in America. Number one, bro.

Nobody else should live anywhere else. Nope. Number one, bro. Do you want to say something to our Canadian listeners who are? Nope. Sorry guys. You should have moved to America. You know, it's true.

Why do we have to be number one? It's so arrogant. Like why did, when did that start? Like why, why, why are the insistence on being number one? It's so weird. Give you some food for thought. Maybe. I'm serious.

Do you know how that started? The number one shit? I think number one thing, probably the origins, probably in war, you know, because you have to win the idea is to win a war. Gotcha. Gotcha. So it's like, who won? We're the best.

We beat everybody. We won. Wait, wait. It's probably, it's probably all the origins of it are probably like World War Two. Yeah. Where you like have to be like, well, you know, we saved the day, you know, defeated the Germans in the fucking crowds. Yep.

And the Japs. We dropped the bombs on them and then we go like, we're the best. We're the best. Well, no, then like other, you have to make other people acknowledge it. You're like, who fucking won the thing? Come on guys. Yeah. Uncle, who won?

Yeah. Yeah. So crazy. And then they just keep it going. And we're the best. We're number one. It's so annoying though. Imagine if like some other country kept trying to throw that in your face all the time.

Yeah, they do. Super annoying. Yeah. The Ruskies are trying to do it all the time. Well, come on. And so the Pootsie Semmits are doing it too. The Chinese are doing that too. You know, I teach you one word, one phrase in Hungarian.

What is wrong with it? And yeah, go buck wild. What is it? What's the, what does it mean? I'm not telling the listeners that one. No, and that's all I need yelled at it shows. I got, show me how those big tits fart yelled at me and that I'm not doing that one. Big words.

Why don't you tell the listeners what that is? Well, my wife insists on teaching me words and she taught me this word and the thing is, buddy, that the word is Pootsie Semmits and it's a way of saying, I have a knot. I surely heard my voice in the conversation for nearly three years now. Well, this episode is, um, go ahead, tell the listeners what it translates to. It's Hungarian slang for Asian people. Okay. But what is, what's the literal literal translation is pussy eyes.

That person has pussy eyes, therefore they're Asian. It's probably my favorite slang that you've taught me from Hungarian. I like women's pussy and asshole. That's the best part. What's the one I'm supposed to tell your mom on the cruise? Oh. K2 concha de tumadre, de la concha de tumadre. When she goes, uh, Cristina, how is your dinner?

You say, como la concha de tumadre, como la concha de tumadre. That's perfect. Como la concha de tumadre. Remember what? Um, I'm going to get my dad to say some fucked up things or two. Some fucked up shit. Dad. What are you going to get him to talk about?

Um, uh, I'm going to have him say, me cago en tu cumpleaños. I shit on your birthday. Yeah. What? Because her birthday is that week. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Man, we got to celebrate.

We got to do something for her, but we got to, where should we get her? That's a really, oh, um, oh, squity potty. Squity potty. She's just problem making brown. Yeah, that's true. Um, so, and all of a sudden you scratch your balls just now hard. No, I didn't. Well, I thought you had an emergency.

Sometimes you go, ah, like it's just really bad. No, I farted. I farted. Hey, Tommy, Tommy, remember we're talking about, um, bummer movies, bummer, white movies, bummer, white people. Yeah. Like my left foot, like bummers, or the house of San and foam. Can I tell you though, out of the furnace, yeah, so I had a next boyfriend in high school.

Oh, great. This guy, who might adore to this day, like one of the best people ever, great. He's married with another, with a child, so come on. Big deal. But I, he would try to get me to watch bummer movie, white people bummer movies, like, uh, or the worst are like those movies you're supposed to like, but no one actually likes. Like, you know what you got to see, metropolis, and you're like, nah, is it black and white? I'm not interested.

Oh, yeah. You know what you should see? Bribe rising to those a lot, right? Like this, this silent movie, like, I don't want to watch a fucking silent movie. Someone who's like, have you seen frail yet? Fragile. What's that? It's a classic.

No. I don't want to say it's, it's silent, but it's a classic. No. I don't want to watch a silent film. The worst was when that, that stupid, the artist came out and all the show business, oh, the artist, everybody in show business was like getting their panties all twisted up over it. But that sounds like the worst goddamn movie, man.

Who wants to fucking watch that? I didn't want to see it. I still haven't seen it. I don't care. My favorite is when people tell you when you go, like, I don't want to see it. And they're like, but you should, but you should want to see the same as like when somebody says when you go like, um, some of those, you tried this soup and you go like, I don't want it.

And they're like, you need to try it. You're like, I don't like it. I don't want to. I don't like soup. Try this soup. You should have this soup. You shouldn't. It's my favorite.

Therefore you'll like it. Oh God. It makes me crazy. Yeah. I don't want to watch. This one's the craziest video I've seen for a bad song. Like there's a lot of bad songs that they sent in. This one is horrific.

What's the story? There's no way to properly describe it. It's just bad acting, bad camera work, bad, just bad. It's all bad. Yeah. Very bad. Sounds good to me. I don't know what you're complaining about.

I'm talking about the video. No, but the music's really good. The music I'll give her is awesome. This shot in the third world country, is that what's going on? It sounds like it's a Thai karaoke place. No, she's a white woman. I thought for a minute it was let's get social, showing you things you like. Oh shit.

I'm supposed to. Oh, fuck it. I'm going to call her. Try to get engagement, engagement, some photos from my life, my car, my cat, some bacon, it's my kids. Holy shit. Who is this? She's a really good artist.

Her name is Foxicles. Is it really Foxicles? I don't know what her name is. It's the worst thing I've ever heard. The worst thing I've ever heard was today at the Albersons when we were there, and they play that generic shit dog music. Every song sounds like, what's the song I sang that sounded like it? Not that.

Shalala. Mr. Jones. She's like, oh. But it wasn't that. Everything sounds like that. You know what I'm talking about though? That generic. You know what it is?

What? It's white people. It's white people. Fucking white people ruin everything. There's white people in movies, and there's white people in music, and they're both bombers. Oh, no, no, I know what it is. You had a bad day, your mother fucked your butt, and your dog's in the face. Came in your face.

That's one of the worst songs ever. You came in your own face. That's one of the worst songs ever. Shut your butt in your butt. Ultimate shit white people songs. This is like one of the... Fuck off. This is the worst.

First comment, love this song. Yeah. Oh, for Christ's sakes. I know, this comes on, and I really... What is this rap? This is horrifying. Oh, stop it. I'm gonna throw up.

Oh, no, I hate it. Oh, I hate it. I hate white people shit like that, man. No, you know what I hate more? I don't even want to hear the hook. I don't even hear it. Like, any acoustic guitar music? No, I know.

Like, jewel? Like, that whole thing? Oh, and like, it's real soulful? Like... Like, they're really... Like, oh, no. That's current. Oh, and they're real soulful.

Like, yeah, went to the store. That's always considered the way to do it. Yeah. Yeah, really? I can't tell if you're singing or not. Yeah. Oh, Christ. Fucking white people.

Oh, boy. No, thank you. Oh, for crying. Fucking done with you. It's like white people have to find stuff to get bummed about. Everything's so awesome that they're like, we gotta invent some shit to get sad. We gotta talk about people being paralyzed in our movies and stuff.

The thing is that the dad will then discover that the wife is sick with cancer, but here's the other twist in the film. His kid has it too. So then in the third act, he watches them both die. That's a comedy. We thought you might. That's not the shit I want to hear. I want to hear music with flavor to it.

You know what I'm saying? This is what we roll through the fucking South Bay. And the burbs. And the burbs windows down. And I let the neighbors know. Don't forget who lives on that third house. Third house, Claire. That's what I'm talking about.

I figured out what I like. I know what it is. You know why I don't like biggie Smalls and all that? I like it, but I don't love it. It's because it's not trashy enough. This I like because I feel like it's got some stank. So you like the stank stuff. You know what I like?

I like Three Six Mafia. You like real fucking hood shit. Hard fucking corn. Hard fucking corn. Hood shit. I like that song. Ever since I can't remember, I've been popping my color. Popping my color.

I didn't know you were so fucking hard fucking corn. I've been working these holes in the bed to put my money in my head. Yeah. UGK, Three Six Mafia. Yes. Rick Rao. Soundcloud, just not Squall on Soundcloud.

Go to Audio Mac, type in just not. And you got it, man. Huh? Huh? What? Huh? Huh? You say what?

Oh my God. Okay. So you remember that we played this on the show, right? We played DMX on the slingshot. I ain't going to fight. It's a scabby shit. It's a scabby shit. It's a scabby shit.

It's a scabby shit. Before the roller coaster. It's a scabby shit. It's a scabby shit. It's a scabby shit. It's a scabby shit. Oh. Oh.

Whoa. What? That's how DMX rides a roller coaster, right? What? What? So that video or that, you know, clip online went viral. Everybody saw DMX freaking out riding this roller coaster. He got back on the roller coaster.

Knowing now, of course, that there's a camera there, but this is fucking DMX. I just think he's hilarious. Here he is. Here he is. Back on the roller coaster. Talking shit. Are you recording? It's like a start.

Are you recording? We're going, yeah. Are you recording, ladies? All right. All right. About five days ago, that niggas had the nerve to say DMX was gaming like a bitch. What? Are you serious?

I said that. I said that shit. I said that shit. I'm back. I'm back. And now you got a cigarette. Now you got a cigarette. You fucking niggas.

I think you're jiggy with it. Fuck outta here. Now, ladies first. Got some niggas, baby. Hey. Hey. So now he's going to ride the roller coaster smoking a cigarette. Oh, that's not a smart idea.

Go pocket. Y'all want that 100, right? Light that cigarette. Light it for me. Oh, geez. I'm gonna show you how cool I am with it. I'm going to smoke a motherfucker's cigarette. That's what I'm saying.

That's what I was thinking. That's all you need, right? Yeah, but light that cigarette. I want to be cool with it. Cool fire? Yeah, light it up. Light it up. Hurry up.

No. Point six. They didn't give him the cigarette back. They just launched them. Oh, fuck. Niggas, niggas. Is he dropping the M bomb? As it's going.

That's amazing. It's good that people still find the time to scream that. Niggas, niggas, niggas, niggas. Oh, God. He's throwing up fucking gang signs. Oh, my God. I mean, I am. It's nothing.

It's nothing. It's nothing. And I smoke out my coins. It's nothing. Oh, my God, niggas. I'm holding my things. Why is it going on? Come on.

Shut down, nigga. Why? Shut down. And what? It's nothing. What? Nothing. Niggas, nothing.

Light it up. It's hard to listen to. What part? What are their fucking minds? Big words. It's stressing me out. I'm stressed out. No, I got to hear more.

I'm sorry. I got to hear more. I want to see where he goes with this. I haven't heard it. Put a square. A. C. B. K. Niggas. B. K. Niggas. R. L. U.

Sucio. A. Sucio. Niggas. Sucio. Niggas. B. Niggas. We ain't playing with these niggas. We ain't.

What we fucking do? We ain't. We ain't. We ain't. Real long as screaming. Man, we wasn't screaming. We was yelling these different...different...different. I was sorry.

I almost... We just had... we just had bubble of rum in the placing sauce and a shot of Hennessy. Straight. Yeah. That's what we did. We're my chicken wing. Right? You bitch out of chicken wing.

It was pretty amazing. Yeah. I'm... I'm really... I'm really into it. Okay. If you thought...if that...if that's your flavor, maybe it's not...I think you'll like this a lot more. It's a little...it's more calm. It's not as loud.

You know, I have an aversion to black people yelling. Just black people. It brings back flashbacks. Of course. Because I used to get the shit caked out of me. In high school. In junior high school. Oh, yeah.

When I hear black people yelling, I assume a beating is coming. Really? I associate the two. It's Pavlovian. Yeah. That's an appropriate use. It is. No, because we're talking about...you'll see why.

Okay. So you don't like yelling. But you also don't like white people yelling. That's why I think it's weird. Yeah. I don't like screaming. I grew up with a lot of it in the house. My mother was a yellower.

Yeah. Because we're at my parents' house. I'm not a fan. My sisters will yell and you're like... It shuts. You're Pavlovian. I tell you what. Screaming, especially indoors, just shuts me down, man.

I'm not a fan. Okay. Here's a...this is at LAX. Ready? Yeah. Paparazzi. Papa, papa, papa, papa. Finds DMX at the airport.

Ready? Okay. I know you love dogs. Yeah. But have you ever had like... Dog food? Yeah. Like, how about a dog treat?

No, I don't get my dog dog treats. Okay. If you had to eat dog food to survive for the rest of your life, which brand would it be? You know what? I mean, honestly speaking, the canned stuff smells the best. You know what? Canned stuff smells pretty good. He's right.

As far as like vitamins and minerals and stuff like that. Nutrients. Oh, man. I'm... I think I'm pretty good. Yeah. I'm pretty good. Like all the store bought stuff.

You know, like, yeah. He's like, yeah, I eat dog food. Well, I like that he gives so much thought to the answer. He goes, uh... Thoughtful answer. Vitamins. Yeah. Minerals, stuff like that.

Minerals. But, um, I feed my dogs, now I get this stuff from a feed store. Okay. Yeah. Like, like cows and chickens and horses and shit. And, um, I forgot the name of it, but, um, it's a good, it's a good food. What's the weirdest thing you've ever, like, fed your dog? Personally, I think my dog eggs because that's good for their coat.

That's not really weird. That's a good thing for him. Yeah, um, I think I fed one of my dogs a person one time. No, he didn't. A person one time. He did not. Oh, yeah. Didn't get rid of the body, you know.

Had to get rid of the body, you know. That's a suck. No evidence. No evidence. Yeah. Oh, BMX. Not BMX. What kind of dogs does he have?

He used to have boomer... I don't know, he's got big. He probably has rock wilders and stuff, you know. Rock wilders. Yeah. You know what it is. Oh, here's a dog. He just heard us talking about dogs.

Yeah. Hi, Lefif. Hello, Mr. Lefif. Lefif. So chic. Lefif. So chic. His little crusty beard.

Oh. Oh. Hi. Next up, brown talk. Brown talk coming up. Sounds like yours. You've been warned. A plop plop.

Aggressive plop. I hate that you say that you can hear me from other rooms. I can hear you through the door. I can hear you every time you shit. And it sounds violent every single time. That's not true. You're right. I'm totally making that.

No, of course it's true. I'll be making coffee and I can hear you. A lot of wind. It's a lot of violence. Like... And then... But even harder. Wait, let's see.

It's like... Like that. Like that. All right. Okay. All right. Okay. Well, the other day, I got back to back two days in a row of phone calls from my dad where

I missed the call. I was like... I missed the call. I called him back. Hey, buddy. So, a sporing, interesting thing happened. You don't really realize how much flexibility plays a part in wiping. And I had a bit of...

Always a new angle on the little topic. This was like... There wasn't even hello. And he goes... I call it like... He has a name for it. Yeah. It's like a...

Like a grenade. Like a pop. He has like a... I feel like a pop. I forget what it is. But anyways, you know, it's like... It's explosive, but it's small. And what happens is you get some splatter on your...

I get it on my left cheek. And, you know, I wipe with my right. So, I won't get it. Sometimes I won't even notice that till later when I take my underwear off. I'm like, oh, what do you mean? I'll have you some splatter on my left cheek. Doesn't notice. Doesn't notice.

It's kind of a six. Okay. Oh my God. And... So... Wow. He really pushes the boundaries. Yeah.

But your dad's diet, I wouldn't say is great. I mean, has he cleaned it up? He's cleaned it up. He's doing homemade smoothies for breakfast now. Oh, that's great. Yeah. Because what did he normally eat for breakfast? It would vary.

I don't know. Sometimes cereal, sometimes eggs, sometimes... I don't know. It varies. But now he's doing a fruit smoothie for breakfast every day. That's great. Yeah. That's still on the lake.

I think he does bacon and eggs for breakfast, grapefruit, and then... I don't know what he eats for lunch. Nothing big. And then dinner, fried meat, and then to bed. A couple beers. You're like, wow, how do you... How do you shit? That's what goes through the system every day.

Every day. Yeah, it's brutal. It's crazy. They don't eat salads. Fuck no. That generation? And a salad. Yeah, I don't really like it.

Our dads hate salad. My dad likes cucumber salad, uborka shalata, but that's about it. I'm sorry? What? Uborka shalata? Uborka shalata. He does like that. Yeah.

Because that's like vinegary and... Good. Yeah. It's like very strong flavored. After a cold bath or before? No. During. During.

With the meal. Hungarians have their side salad with the meal. That's an American thing to do before. Yeah. You just have to have that refuge to push everything. Well, some of the European countries do a post meal salad. That's fucking wrong. That's not what a number one country does.

You know what I'm saying? All right. Yeah. To Corey Johnson, the junior college defensive tackle says his weight is, quote, flexible. I'll be 290. Next day I'll be 300. Next day I'll be 280. So I don't even...

My weight's flexible. It goes on its own. So if you have like two steaks and two extra meals, you put on 10 pounds? I mean, I guess because I poop so much. And I try to poop like five times a day, three times a day. So it's hard to keep weight when you've got some of us going out. He said I poop five times a day, three times a day. So he poops.

Five times a day, three times a day. 15 times a day. 15 times a day. Wait. That's how much you poop, right? I don't know. But I know what he's saying. He's a big guy.

He's in these practices and like he's doing like football practice like two days. So when he's that active, I remember I would poop extra poops. Seriously? Because the machine is going. Yeah. Because the fitness makes you brown. Yeah. Fitness doesn't do that to me.

Fitness keeps me wired. I can't sleep at night when I make fitness. Oh, fitness is multiple browns. Really? And if you're doing a lot of fitness, that brown just keeps going. You know what makes me brown? Hot weather. Really?

I don't know why. But then you get hot steamers that come out? Yeah. It's like when it's hot outside, we go to like a tropical climate or something. Like my body immediately wants to shit. It makes, it just grosses me out. He said that his weight is flexible. I believe that.

Yeah. He's a big dude. Very big dude. Because bigger, bigger guys can do a lot of fitness. I believe that. Yeah. He's a big dude. Very big dude.

Because bigger, bigger guys can hold more brown. Yeah. There's a lot of brown inside of you. Big dog makes big shit. Little dog makes little shit to quote my dad. That's a good way of putting that. It's a really good way of putting that. Like I wonder what your dutes look like compared to my dutes.

I know we've never shown each other our dutes. Do you think yours are like twice mine? Depends. Depends on the day and what happened and what I had and all that. They're not all like that, but yeah. I know what you're saying. No, they are. They're all like that.

I hear them. They're all like that. They're really gross, Tom. Yeah. All right. I got something for you. I'm going to show you something later. What you got?

Some type of brown escapade. Bam. You know what's funny? My underarms smell like Mexican food. What? Yeah. I didn't want to hear that at all. At all.

Right now they do? A little. Like I've noticed that in the summertime when I get hot and smelly, they smell like a burrito or like a... Oh my God. Like real Mexican. Not Taco Bell though. Can I wrap this up?

Right now it kind of, a little bit like a quesadilla. Okay. Oh, we should prep people for this. I want to start the preparation. Okay. Preparation H. And that is that there's going to be some weeks coming up where we're going to have single episodes.

Summer vacation, guys. Yeah. And it's just that it's only because the schedule is going to be too crazy. We'll tell them what. Well, like next week, I'll give you this. All right. Right. So I land Monday morning.

I have a meeting that afternoon. Tuesday I have like four meetings. I'm out all day and then I leave Wednesday. It's a lot. So we're going to have to cram. We're not going to cram two in. We're going to cram one in next week. The week after I'm in town for a couple of days, we might be able to do two.

We might not. So there's going to be some of that. And then there'll be a week that I'm in Hong Kong that we won't be able to prep two for that week. It's a lot. Yeah. It's going to be a tough month. Yeah.

And there's, you know, same shit, different toilet, you know, summertime. Yeah. Yeah. But we'll do our best to, we'll do our best to get as many as we can out there. That's the promise. And then, you know, when we're back here, we'll be back to normal. Yeah. Well, Jean's back up.

Jean's back up. Yep. All right. Sounds good. Okay. All right. I love her. Be with her.

Use the power for her. Jean's around. That's it. Bye everybody. It's nice being Let's go little bitch. Thanks for watching.