Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - 262-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Episode Date: October 22, 2014

If you gonna hate then suck our stuff! Yeah, dawg.  Tommy looks strong in his gold and purple tank top and Stella Grooves noticed at Crate & Barrell - how will Christina respond?!? Which Braxton are you today? It's fun way to start the day to break down which of the Braxton sisters you're feeling like. Plus we sing the Braxton Values theme song. Do we sing perfectly? Eventually, yes.  Calling all cars! Calling all cars! We have denim emergency! Peter Caine is on the phone. You did not misunderstand - PETER CAINE is on the phone. Get ready to clear the air OR stir it up? Listen and find out the real story behind Caine and his madness.

yeah what is up genes are always on never loose never ever never love never loose never loose all right we got a big show today you guys have no idea there's a monumental shit happening in this episode it's for real though pimp squad for life oh before we start yeah plug my other podcast you may not guys if you haven't heard that's deep bro I have a new episode that just dropped this week it's about absurdity existentialism it's very deep and it's with Matt Pulsron so check it out that's deep bro podcast on iTunes and everywhere right now as

you're listening to this I'm in Minneapolis also known as mommy I'm at Acme comedy club tonight the 22nd and as Christina would like me to say I'll also be there tomorrow the 23rd Thursday Friday the 24th of October and finally Saturday October 25th I think there's still some tickets to late show the early show sold out so mommy's please come through sold out now very soon we will be traveling the earth together for the podcast we're doing live podcast November 6th at the High Line in Seattle November 7th Analog Cafe in Portland and November 8th we're at the empty bottle in Chicago aka Chicago we're

really excited about these live shows and then I go on my little mini tour New Orleans Houston Dallas in Oklahoma City and that's November 14th 15th 16th and 17th so please come out please get tickets now I know a couple of these venues are selling pretty well so I'd love it to be a lot of mom cash fans your jeans are kind of in demand Tom that's pretty cool and then right soon thereafter I go to Fartnix Phoenix and that is going to be December 4th or 7th and then I think my other date has been added why don't you do your all but plug my dates guys yeah come to those shows Tommy mentioned the

podcast and also I will be in Toledo Ohio at the Toledo funny bone the 20th of November the 21st of November the 22nd of November and the 23rd of November um also in December I was supposed to do crackers comedy club and indie but just you know that date had to be canceled some of you have written me that I'm still on that calendar but just know that I won't be there so if you buy tickets you may not see me actually you won't see me tickets to that sorry sorry Andy I will I promise to make it up to you Fartford Connecticut I'll be at your farty bone December 10th December 11th December 12th and December 13th

okay and also if you haven't thought of New Year's Eve and you're near Austin consider spending it with your jeans we are at cab city comedy club in Austin Tejas we're doing New Year's Eve there as well as January 2nd and January 3rd so and as Tom likes to do the disclaimer guys don't complain to me about the cost of the tickets we don't set that price the New Year's Eve ones yeah that's not all our regular show tickets are our normal priced and reasonable the regular price you got to understand that New Year's Eve clubs like that's their big moneymaker show because it's a desire it's like going to a restaurant on

New Year's Eve you know they have like going to Chili's or going to New Year's Eve and they have that New Year's menu and they go here's a here's a cup of cold water we put some bubbles in it it would give you a paper hat yeah get a whistle to blow well come see both the gods will be there New Year's guys you turn my you're a little loud I'm loud well loud in my little head my delicate ears let's see if you look that's too low higher higher higher higher higher higher okay okay good good good part part part part part all right

jeans up are they up to your eyeballs you have no idea it's gonna be a fun one let's go jeans let's go those haters up there suck my ass because you're no good and better than everybody else who is Randy don't bring anyone loving to this welcome welcome to your mom's house with Tom Segura and Cristina positions Yeah, yeah, yeah, shit is real. That is, um, who is that girl? Do you know her? Sounds like me. It does sound like you. What was all that? What was that all about? Why'd you

talk like that to people? I'm upset because I, my other podcast only has four and a half stars on it. Some clown. Suck my ass because you're no good and better than everybody else. Those are wise words. That's you, huh? Yes. Four and a half stars. Somebody sabotage me. Yes. What's the critique on that? I don't know. I didn't read it, but I will say just give me five stars guys. Don't be that way. There you go, jeans. There you go. We have such a show and store for you. You have no idea. I'm super pumped. Um, first of all, let me start by saying Tom and I went to our favorite store yesterday, Creighton Barrel. And we had gone to the beach and Tom was wearing, um, a Lakers tank top. It was not a Lakers

tank top. It just says Los Angeles on it has palm trees and stuff. Oh, but it's Laker colors. Yeah. It's Laker cuts. It's gold and blue. Yes. But it's not a Lakers actual. I don't know if it's blue. It's purple. Okay. Sure. Anyways, you had your Lakers thing on so your, all your chest hair was out. Like your arms are out. You have your L.A. hat on. Like you're really representing and we go to Creighton Barrel and the sales lady who's, how old is she? Like Braxton age? Sure. She was make forties, mid to late forties. Like Tony Braxton age. Yeah. Maybe 48. Yeah. Um, she really took a shine to you and I didn't like it. She was like flirting with you in front of me and I, I couldn't believe

it. She kind of looked like a Braxton too. Yeah. We are the Braxton's annual season. We are the Lakin' Lord and Mary family. Change your tune. Welcome to our chamber. Everything will teach you a thing or two. The Braxton family values. So she did. I love that theme song. She did. I did like, she kind of just ignored you. Right. When I would blatantly ignored me. So rude. I'm not, I'm obviously your wife. You know, I mean, how many couples go and looking for candles and stuff like we do. Maybe she thought you were help, you know, my help. You're made or something. Yeah. I was like, carry this. I mean, I was dressed a little scummy because we just come from

the beach. I was in a tank top. Yeah. But you were at the register and I heard her being like, like flirty with you. And then I heard her be like, well, I mean, okay, you got your arms out. So I had to look and she was saying stuff about your arms. I'm like, bitch. I don't think so. You don't know me. You don't know my husband. Yeah. You got, you got kind of spicy about it. You kept making comments about it all night. Well, yeah, because you were encouraging it. How did I encourage it? You're like, Oh, thanks. You look flexed for her. I did not encourage or flex for her. I made no such. I didn't know such encouragement whatsoever. I bought my, my item, which she forgot to give us. And then when I was signing,

she was like, Oh, left hand. Do you find that there's less of us these days? Us. Yeah. Us. Like it's the club you guys exclusively. She was like, I'm left handed too. Okay. I mean, almost like this. Okay. Yeah. And then she was, she was like a lot of eye contact and a lot of smiles. Like, yeah. I hate her. Do you want to go back there today? Yeah. I'm gonna fucking punch her in the face. No, no, POP for life. You're going to give her the business on that POP stuff. Hell yeah. I'm going to give her the business. Damn girl. I didn't know you were so serious about it. When we left Cobbs, this guy drove by and he goes in the car.

That's a sad clip. Yeah. But then we were, we put made our purchase and then we were kind of walking around and she was like hovering. Yeah. She kept looking at you. She's still looking for stuff. Yeah. Yeah. That's your thing though. You like older broads. I don't like older. Like that disgusting Thai woman on the internet. Dude, what the fuck, man? She calls herself a male, but that bitch is a gilf bitch. She's old. I'm not into her. You're being wrong. With two gentlemen, especially what is amazed is I was able to take a really, really hard long piece into my vagina. Yeah. And my, what's the word? Fee con vagina.

And what is the word? Brechtem? I hate her too. Yeah. So gross. But you like that older strange? I don't. I don't like the older. Is that what you call it in North Carolina? I guess I'm strange. Yeah. Trying to get my pen, some ink on my pen. So gross. It's disgusting. No, I mean, she, you know, I could see like, I think she would cook a meal and probably draw a bath for me and that kind of thing. She'd really take care of me, you know, that kind of lady. I take care of you. I know. But I'm saying like that she would, like that would be her argument. She'd be like, does she do it like this? And then she would get the, I put a little extra home. I put some, some, some hot sauce in the bathtub

for you. Stupid. You know what she would do is take all the crate and barrel tools. Like I saw that barbecue stopper. It looks like a little whip and she'd be like, I dip, I dip, I dip barbecue sauce in the stopper and then I hit your balls with it. Hit your balls with the stopper. I got these tongs I could put in your asshole and spread them all the way open, put everything in your asshole with these special, these are industrial strength tongs right here. I got these corn on the cob holders. I poke you in your butthole and your balls. One of the balls, one of the buttholes, these are all from crate barrel. I got a huge discount. Do you like that? They're like, no, stop using cooking utensils on me. Why?

Why? She gets an employee discount, Tom. Let her use the stopper. Let me use this stopper on your balls. What is the stopper? I feel like I saw that. It looks like it's for sopping. I don't know. Is that like to rub the sauce on things? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, because it looks like a S and M tool. Yeah, like one of those whips with the tassels on it. I'm sure a lot of people buy that stopper and they don't use it for barbecue. Yeah, you think it's used for sopping balls. You really think so? Yeah, there's a lot of people I saw in them. We've been obsessed with this song. First of all, you have to decide which Braxton you are every day you wake up. Which Braxton

are you today? Well, honestly, Tom, today I'm feeling a little vulnerable. I'm feeling a little chunky. I'm feeling a little like Tracy Braxton. Wow. The heavier, the eldest, right? She's the oldest, Tracy? I don't think she's the oldest, no. She's the oldest. She's the fattest and oldest. She's not the oldest. I think Tony's the oldest. Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, I'm definitely Tracy today. I'm feeling a little, like I said, kind of kind of vulnerable. What about you? Well, let's see. Today I'm feeling a little tired and a little out of whack and I could kind of use a drink. So I think I feel like Trina. Yeah, you're totally Trina Braxton. And I'm kind of goofy, kind of loopy today. I had a very Trina day for me. It's really good

when you start your day to go which Braxton am I today? We encourage everybody to do it. Yeah, we've been playing this game for the last week. Also, the theme song, it's not easy to sing along to. We've been really practicing and you're going to give it a shot right now in the studio. It's so hard. I can't get it. So just through the words, we are the Braxtons and you'll see we are not an ordinary family. I thought is we are not like an ordinary. Well, let's pull it back. Let's see what we are. You're right. We are not like an ordinary family. But the way they, okay, go ahead. We are not like an ordinary family. It doesn't, the words don't flow. It's really hard. It's like you have to be a Braxton to sing it. You can sing it. And then the thing is the words

say that it says Tony, Tracy, Tuana, Trina, Tamar, and Miss E. But I don't hear them say Tony. Tony's the first word. I don't hear it. Listen right now. Tell me where you hear Tony. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Hold on. I'm going to try it. Okay. We are not like an ordinary family. Tracy, Tuana, Trina, Tamar, and Miss E. Yeah. Whoa. Whoa. It starts with Tracy. Yeah. Wow. I mean, I don't hear it. We are the Braxtons and you'll see. We are not like an ordinary family. Tracy, Tuana, Trina, Tamar, and Miss E. Yeah. We'll teach you a thing or two. We're Braxton family value. Wow. That's really good. Thank you. Okay. Studio session. Take one. We got a Braxton family values

theme song. I've seen a few recording. Ready? Whenever you're ready. It's so hard to do. Okay. And take one. Okay. We are the Braxtons and you'll see. We are not like an ordinary family. See it. Did I sing that right? And that's a cut. But I didn't get to get the cadence. We are the Braxtons. We are the Braxtons and you'll see. We are not like an ordinary family. Shit. It's hard. And you'll see that we, they drop that and that gives them the rhythm to get into the next line. Gotcha. And you'll see that we are not like that. You sing it. You sing it. We are the Braxtons and you'll see. We are like an ordinary family. Tracy, Tuana, Trina, he will teach you a thing or two from Braxton family value.

Nailed it. How do they not sing toning? And you'll see that we are not like that. That's how you do it. That's how you do it. Let me try it. We are the Braxtons and you'll see that we are not like an ordinary family. Nailed it. You nailed it. That was really good. That was really good. And then you got to go. Tracy Tuana Trina Tamar and Miss E will teach you a thing or two on Braxton family. But it's supposed to be Tony Tamar. It's supposed to be Tony Tracy Tuana Trina Tamar and Miss E. But I don't hear Tony at all. I don't hear it either. We are the Braxtons and you'll see that we are not like an ordinary family man. Tracy Tuana Trina Tamar and Miss E. And then she goes Tracy Tuana Trina Tamar and Miss E. Maybe Tony's dropped in even before.

And we are so subtle like maybe yeah. Tony, Tony, Tracy. Oh yeah like we're barely we're not even hearing it. Oh, I heard it. You heard Tony. I heard it. I heard it. She doesn't even want to be part of the show. That's why. It's Tony Tracy. That's how it is. Tony's like it's really, really subtle. It's because she doesn't really want to be part of the show. I'm so fucking much. I'm so above you guys. She kind of doesn't like this album. She doesn't really want to record with them. She's a fucking huge star. She's like, I'll just give these people a show. I'm your have a show because of me. That's what they every episode should begin with everybody on their knees. Facing Tony Braxton and going, thank you. Thank you. Thank you for letting this and Tamar should be the one who goes in there

and like wipes her butthole after this is done because we all know without Tony there would have been no Tamar career. Hello. There's no Braxton's. No one gives a fuck about anybody on the show if it wasn't for Tony Braxton. I know and I feel like because those because like Tracy to Wanda and Trina are all waiting on Tamar and Tony to kind of come around and make this album. I feel like they should just record their own album. The three girls. Why are they waiting? Yeah. Don't wait on like the bigger Braxton. Just do your thing or I'll do your thing. Why are you saying you feel me understand? Do your own thing. Yeah. Do your own thing. Tony Braxton is the shit. Let's see. This is from 1996. This video has 87 million views.

Uh-oh. Unbreak my farts, right? Yeah. Unbreak my farts. Listen to this boy. I'd sing like this tonight. Oh, God. Bring back those nights when I held you beside. Bring my farts. Unbreak my farts. Let me fart again. Unbreak my farts. Fart on my face. Unbreak my farts.

Uncry these tears. Uncry the many nights. Unbreak my farts. Man, he looks just like that Crate and Barrel now. Stop it. Just like her. Does Tony Braxton work at Crate and Barrel now? Take back the farts that I left. Take back that farts. Smell my farts. Smell my farts. She's so lonely. Yeah. That's a voice though, right? You like that? Would you unbreak Tony's heart? No, I would love to unbreak it. Yes.

That's what I'm saying. I'm sorry, Tony. Tony, I'm sorry. But seriously, on the real though, which one of the Braxton sisters are you dating? Like, which one would you date? Be honest with me. Pretend we're not married and you're over at the Braxton's house and they're all at the piano singing and you're like, you're my girlfriend. I mean, I like Tony a lot and I like Tawanda too. Tawandas are jammed. I like Tawanda and I like Tony the most.

Tawandas kind of a bad girl because she has that prison record. She got put in jail for stealing stuff. I feel like. I'm all good with that. She passed baby. I live right now. I live for the moment. I live in the present. Yeah. What you do is what you did. But Tony's like the star. So you'd really, you know. But it's not even that. I'm saying I physically find her attractive and I feel like I like her personality. So I like Tony. And Tony, she doesn't like the nonsense. I always identify with that on the show when they're like too crazy. She gets up and leaves.

But I feel like, I'd be like, Tony, let's get out of here. Tony can rise above it. You know what I'm saying? You feeling me? You understand? She doesn't get mired down in all the drama of the girls. But Tamar likes to stir that drama. We can't stand Tamar Braxton. Oh my God. Let's see. Tony Braxton is, she's 47. Yeah. She looks great. Yeah. Black don't crack. She looks really good. Let's see. Can we figure out the, let's see. Personal life. She married a guy in 2001, gave birth to their first child.

Great. I mean, I can help raise the kid. 2002, blah, blah, blah, blah. I don't know. Too much shit written here. She went bankrupt. I know she had some financial problems. I mean, I got a job, you know. She has an illness. She's managing her lupus. Her lupus. Yep. Huh. Yeah. Okay. All right. What about Mrs. E? I thought she liked their mom.

I mean, I don't know. I think Miss E though, I think she can be quite domineering. Yeah. I mean, she really bossed, made those girls sing her way. Yeah. I think she's the one really behind this album that they are saying they're going to do. I think so too. And they don't really want it. The three of them do and the other two don't. Yeah.

That's what's going on. That's the T. You know what I'm saying? That's the T. Now also, I had some notes here. I wanted to bring up. Oh my gosh. So we got an email in. I didn't know if you could hear this. I mean, let's say it like Trina Brexton. We were out in San Francisco. I mean, Manfrindisco. There was a woman in the audience who had a boyfriend,

who had the diaper changing fetish. Yeah. You can hear us talk about it on that. I mean, you can hear us. Some people told me that they can't hear audience members. Yeah, I know. No, we didn't think about that. Sorry guys. That is a thing that's going on.

So she wrote in, she did this wonderful courtesy of kind of elaborating in this email what was going on. So for those of you that couldn't hear, which is all of you besides people present. Hey, mommies, I was at your Manfrindisco live podcast recording on Thursday. I'm the girl with the ex-boyfriend who has a hard fucking core ABDL adult. Baby diaper lover fetish. Wow. These acronyms, man. This was actually the first time I've ever shared that story with anyone.

So as you can imagine, my current boyfriend who was with me at the show was just a little surprised when I raised my hand to share. That sucks. It's funny. Definitely made for an interesting car ride home. I just wanted to explain a little more about the situation with my ex since pretty much all my nervous little genes could manage to get out. The show was, it just wasn't my thing.

Well, my boyfriend watched me with a look of complete horror on his face. Oh, jeans. Okay. My ex and I had been together for two years before he decided to share his fetish with me. I consider myself a pretty sexually open person, but when he dropped this one on me, I for real almost shit my jeans. He told me he wanted me to act like his mommy and feed him bottles and changes diapers. This is so absurd.

It's so ridiculous. Wow. I told him I was happy. He was comfortable enough to share that. There's only one mommy. I told him I was happy. He was comfortable enough to share that with me, but I wasn't sure if it was for me.

Somehow he took that as cool. Feel free to spring that on me whenever. And the next time I went to his place, he answered the door wearing a robe. As soon as the door was shut behind me, he opened the robe to reveal, you guessed it, an adult diaper. Bro. Whoa, bro. Too much too soon.

And bonus, it was a wet adult diaper. Yeah, dude. Yes. My immediate response to this was what the actual fuck to which he replied, please change me, mommy. I'm all wet. Mama, I love you. She writes, what the fuck?

I ended up believing, and that was pretty much the end of my ABDL adventures. And no, I do not change the diaper in case you were wondering. We ended up breaking up shortly after due to us not being sexually compatible. His words, not mine. Surprise, surprise. Well, he did her a favor. Right? I mean, Jesus, do you want it?

If you hadn't done that, you might be changing diapers today. I'm glad I was able to share my story with my main mommies and all the little man friend disco mommies and my poor boyfriend. I can't wait to listen to the podcast and be embarrassed as fuck as myself. Jean's high and tight forever. That's so awesome. A little mommie. I cannot.

Well, thanks for sharing, Jean's. I hope your boyfriend's cool about that, your current boyfriend. But that's a tall order. That's really something you should hang out pretty quickly. Don't wait two years and then be like, hey, I'm into this thing. You think you should kind of make that a parent? You should spring that before two years. I don't think you should spring that.

By the way, I'm totally against the idea of spring and stuff date one. You don't have to do that either. You can be with somebody. You can get comfortable. Well before two years, you should say I like something. Two years. But well after four dates, you don't have to do it that early. I think this is a thing where obviously after a few months,

they're probably sleeping together. It's comfortable. You should spring it then, I think. Yeah, I think when you're just becoming sexually active maybe. Yeah, not like the first time. After you guys have done some things and they're like, hey, do you like this? And then you go, you know what I actually like?

I really like this. And then that's when you can decide. Because if she had been like, I find that repulsive, then you could save each other two years. For sure. Yeah, she wasted two years of her life with a guy that she would never ultimately be cool with as a partner, which sucks. That's a tough one.

But it could have been a great two years too. We don't know. Yeah, but I'm saying like that's a deal breaker. For her, it's a deal breaker. So it would be nicer for her to know. To know that. Yeah, he shouldn't spring there. He should have sprung that.

I'm thinking three months in. Yeah. Three months, you guys are doing it. You know, you've put fingers in her butt and you try some things out. Yeah. And then you go, my dye dye is all full right now. And she's like, what? My diaper, my adult diaper, it's completely wet and full.

Will you change it? She's like, I don't think so. And then he goes, there's only one mommy. I don't think there's only one mommy. Yeah. Me, the main mommy and you, the secondary mommy. I wonder if they don't feel shame about it. I would feel shameful.

Of course. Well, some do and some don't. Like if I had an adult diaper full of boom, boom, MPP and then you saw it. Like I'm embarrassed even when you, if you were to come across one of my browns in my toilet, boom, boom is out of the question. It's out of the question, but it's also part of this fetish.

Well, I think a lot of them just stick to PP. And that's, that's totally different. If you were really into me changing your PP diaper. Yeah. But that would be, it would be trumped by, like the love would make me do it. I love you enough to do that for you. Thank you.

You know, but it wouldn't be exciting for me. I've got, I got a diaper full right now. I wouldn't do it. I would not be into it. That's, it's intense, but I don't mean to shame people because I understand that everybody has a different thing. I'm serious.

It's like, I don't say it to shame people who are into it. I think you should go after, and I think you should share. That's the only way you can get ultimately somebody that'll do it for you is by sharing. You can't keep it all bottled up. You can't. No, and yeah, no, we don't. Yeah.

I just, it would be really, that'll be a hard one for me to take. Yeah. Yeah. But I mean, if you end up sharing it enough, you'll end up getting that nut you've been looking for. Everybody wants to come hard. Right. Come on.

Oh, God. Yeah. I guess it's hard to sexualize the day to day. I think I think the problem most people would have is that it is for babies, you know, it may be affiliated with, you know, pedophiles, as your dad might say. Pedophiles. Yeah.

Because of course you think of children when you think of dinos. Yeah, of course. Yeah. Yeah. Don't do that. Yeah. Don't fuck kids, guys. That's a big one in this household.

No kid fucking. But we've had people write in about their fart fetishes. Yeah. The guy said that he loved it. That one's tough too. Yeah. I mean, we joke a lot about farts, but what if I like every time you farted, you know, I was like,

sit on my face and then I was like, now we got to fuck because your fart just really got me going. I would never fart again. Why? Why would you not ever fart again? Because that's really not sexual, the farts for me. But what? It's only smells.

It's okay. It's only smells. It's okay. It's okay. It is only smells. It's only smells. It is. Why would you,

why would it be such a turn off though? Yeah, you're right. Seriously. You know, I honestly, the, let's see the adult diet, I think I would change your number one diet. I, that's not that big of a deal. It wouldn't turn me on. I know.

But if you were into that, just number ones. But you do it out of love. Out of love, not necessarily for sexual gratification. I think the only deal break, well, one of the few at Brown, that's a deal breaker. If you're like, I'm heavy into Brown play. I'd be like, whoa, could you imagine? That's kind of, that's a deal breaker.

I agree. I mean, some people are and, and you know, God bless you, but I can't. It's not a safe one. You can't. Oh my God, you guys are so disgusting. It's really too much. But you can't eat Brown. You're not supposed to eat it.

No. You're not supposed to eat Brown. No. Dogs can eat Brown. Cats can eat Brown. Yeah, it's. Camera, start all over your fucking face. Can't do it.

What about if you had, you know, you smoke, you kept smoking. Fuck my stoma. Fucking your stoma. That was a true one. That's where that came from. Oh, shit. Somebody wanted that. That makes everything inside kind of that just, you know, it's like that movie.

By the way, Loan Survivor way better. You know what I would have assumed and I did assume we watched Loan Survivor was on HBO. It is the Mark Wahlberg like war movie from the poster and the title. I completely assumed it was like a Vin Diesel movie where it was like, where Loan Survivor was like, the guy's out there and he's taking on a whole army by himself. And so that's why I was always like, I don't want to see this movie. It looks stupid as shit to me. Just based on title and poster.

That's the second poster that sabotaged a movie for Wahlberg because there's also. But did that movie do well? Pain and Gain. No, Pain and Gain didn't do as well as it should have. Which is, it's such a good movie. But the poster was super misleading because it looked like a ridiculous like buddy cop movie. But this might have done well. I don't know if I liked it too.

I like killing stuff, you know, but it's based on a true story. Let's see. It's a war film written directed by Peter Berg, Mark Wahlberg. Yeah, the poster, it doesn't do it right. It dramatizes the failed US Navy SEALs counterinsurgent mission operation Red Wings during which a four man SEAL recon team was tasked to track Taliban leader Ahmad Shah. He learned of the book while he was filming something else. He arranged several meetings, discussed adapting the book, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

He returned 42 days of filming. Where did they film it? They took place in New Mexico. Yeah, that did not look like Afghanistan. Okay, I'll tell you what. Let's see. Most of our grossed $150 million in box office revenue worldwide, of which $125 million was from North America.

Okay. Yeah, Americans tend to like to watch other Americans kick in Afghanistan. Budget was $40 million, made $150 million. So that's a huge success. Yeah. That did real well. That's a good movie. Yeah.

Yeah, that was really, I was impressed with the film and I thought it was really good. I killed those fucking Chalice. Haji's. I kept calling them Haji's. Is it? Haji's bad, yeah. They said it all throughout the film. It's kind of racist to say that.

That's the n-word of those people. Doesn't bother me. Doesn't bother me. Those are some big words. I'm on Team Frogman. I'm supporting my brothers, USA, all the way. Frogman forever, Haji's can suck it. Big words.

That movie gets you fired up. Would it make you feel like? It made me feel like soiling your diaper and having somebody change it? Mommy, no, it really did do, it was like, I mean, it's based on a true story, but it had the effect of propaganda on me where I was like, yeah, I couldn't wait for that Apache to come up and just light everybody up. It is kind of an old school propaganda, like Red Dawn movie, Top Gun, all those movies. It was completely, but here's the thing, when a movie's well done, you don't realize

that it's happening to you. Your emotions naturally take over where the movie kind of dictates them to go. That's how I felt in that movie. Yeah, I felt that way watching Speed last night. Speed, really? Were it canoe and you were like, what did you feel? Just like, fuck yeah, I'm going to fucking kill some people. America's number one, stuff like that.

Why? Good feelings, just because it gets me on fire. You know, I have to say, I used to hate those big Hollywood movies. And now I like them because I know that, A, generally you're in for a good time. B, structurally, they're always going to be sound. C, you've got good stars, good shooting. You know, like now I'm just old and I'm like, yeah, I just want to see a movie I know is not going to suck.

How about that? Just give me a good time for the fucking $50 I'm spending to go see this movie. Oh, by the way, this weekend, huge, huge college football game. And I absolutely, I've really missed doing Charger to the Game this year. I know. I got asked about it a lot. And the only reason that I haven't been able to do it is just a lack of time. I just, I wouldn't want to commit to doing it and then not deliver or just be so rushed

that I couldn't do it. Second podcast is Another Life because it takes so much work. That's why I'm only committing to doing every other week. And even so, I've banked like six episodes just because there's weeks where we cannot physically do this. And football, to do this effect, to make it legit or something you'd want to hear, you'd have to do it weekly because games are weekly and recap. But college football, as a lot of you know, is my favorite.

Really surprising and great games this weekend. And of course, the game that stole all the news was Notre Dame at Florida State. And one of the things that never gets old is listening to Lou Holtz speak. Oh, Jesus. He's the Dick Clark of the sports catching world. He hasn't had a stroke. Sounds like it. Here we go.

Promise. They're cold, but they're counting promise. They're cold, but they're counting promise. The best guess there is, whoa, why don't get the red dough head comb over? What the hell is Lou Holtz saying? There's all kinds. Like they said, one of the three guesses, the top three guesses were, you got to bring your head cold, okay?

That was number one. Yeah. The next one was, I don't got, I got to bring my hair. They bring the cold, but they're counting promise. And the last one was, I got to break or paint my head gold. They bring the cold, but they're counting promise. They bring the cold, but they're counting promise. They bring the head cold, but they're counting promise.

I got no brain game. They bring the head cold, but they're counting hot. I got no brain game, but the cow is cold. I don't got no brain game, but the cow is cold. Promise. Yeah. I think you got it. I ain't got no brain game, but the cow is cold.

Um, by the way, anybody wondering that, uh, offensive pass interference call, uh, that changed the outcome, many would argue was the correct call. I'm just going to go to sleep. Okay. And, um, uh, the only credible people that I've heard speak all agree that it was the correct call. You can't let it go.

You know, and if you don't agree with that, you can suck my butthole. Okay. Um, is that where somebody said it was a whirlwind? We were watching TV and they were like, no, that was on. It's a whirlwind. No, that was on the recap of, uh, married at first sight. Yeah, it's a whirlwind. He says a whirlwind.

It was a total whirlwind. Um, but he's also, he's right. You know, it could be a whirlwind. Somebody say he doesn't come to practice. It can be one practice. Christina, like sometimes when you're married to somebody, you know, you love them, but then there's little things that happen that remind you how much you love them. And I'm sitting in our living room and Christina's in the kitchen and I hear something.

And what do I hear? It's Christina in there looking at her phone and I just hear out of all the practices this year. That's enough. If I can't practice, I can't practice. Man, I'm hurt. I'm hurt. I mean, simple as that. It ain't about that.

And it's, it's not about that at all. You know what I'm saying? I mean, but it's, it's, it's, it's easy to, to, to talk about. It's easy to sum it up when you just talk about practice. We sitting here, I supposed to be the franchise player and we in here talking about practice. I mean, listen, we talking about practice, not a game, not a game, not a game. We talking about practice, not a game, not a game that I go out there and, and die for and play every game like it's my last, not the game.

And I see you ear to ear smiling, watching this. And I was like, I love this woman. It's very sweet. Thank you. We talking about practice, man. I love it. What is it? What is it that you love about this?

Well, cause we, we first played this clip a long time ago. This is a very famous in the, in, in sports fans all know this, every sports fan. Casual, guys who like baseball only know this. This is a very well, if you don't know this, this is Alan Iverson in a press conference. He had missed a practice and then this is a famous speech rant that he went on. Was like, we talking about practice right now. Basically he's saying like, we're not even talking about like the, like an actual game that counts.

You guys are asking me questions about a practice that I missed. I mean, how silly is that man? We talking about practice. I know I supposed to be there. I know I supposed to leave by example. I know that and I'm not, I'm not shoving it aside. You know, like it don't mean anything. I know it's important.

I do, I honestly do, but we talking about practice, man. So you, you remember when we first played this and then what you just had like a, well sometimes clips take a few months to marinate inside of me and then I'll be sitting around like friends and somebody called me yesterday on Sunday about business and in my head Sunday is the Lord's day. Like don't you fucking dare come at me with some shit on a Sunday and I started thinking about Iverson like, how are you going to call my house on a Sunday? Talk about Sunday.

Sunday. Talk about Sunday, not a Friday, but a Sunday. Not Saturday. Not Saturday, not Thursday, Tuesday. Talk about Sunday right now. Talk about Sunday. I mean, we talk about Sunday, Sunday. And I started to think about his upsetness over practice and that was exactly how I felt about.

Don't call me on a fucking Sunday. Who the fuck calls my phone on a Sunday about business? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Talk about Sunday. Talk about Sunday. Talk about Sunday. Sunday.

Sunday. Sunday. We talk about Sunday. Sunday. Not Friday, not Saturday, but Sunday. And I totally understood this guy and then he builds the crescendos. Yes. Dude, and he's so sincere.

If you were to write a speech, this is how you would write it for effect and for comedy. Yes. Is that you would write a build in how upset you get and the absurd, the repeating of it is what would make it funny. Because he's trying to process it and you really feel him, his upsetness. He's really like, we're talking about Sunday right now. Yeah, he's for reals. And the reporters even start to get on.

They finally, yes, they start to laugh. Because he's like, do you see how fucking absurd this shit is? Yes. I'm talking about practice right now. Fucking practice. He didn't say fucking. Yeah. Practice.

Yeah. What are we talking about? Practice? We're talking about practice, man. Sunday. We're talking about practice. We're talking about practice. We're talking about the game.

We're talking about practice, man. When you come to the arena and you see me play. It's Friday. I'm about, he's calling me. It's Saturday. It's still acceptable to call, right? We're talking about Sunday right now. We're talking about practice, man.

I look, I hate, I hate, I hate. It's funny to me too. Saturday. I mean, it's strange, it's strange to me too. But we're talking about practice, man. We're not even talking about the game, the actual game. Yeah, dog. Talking about practice.

Hey, man. I feel you, dude. We just talked about practice. We shouldn't be here. I supposed to be a franchise player. We ain't here talking about practice. I love practice. I'm here.

Listen, we talking about practice. Listen. Not a game. Not a game. Not a game. Not a game. We talking about practice. Not a game.

Not a, not, not the game that I'll go out there and die for. I hope you can't take it too well. Fuck it. I guess it lasts as long as I didn't teach you shit. Nice. Love practice. Hey, by the way, a little reminder. It's coming up pretty soon.

October 28th. How to be a grown-up premieres on True TV. 930 Eastern, 830 Central. And your two mommies are going to be on this show. We had so much fun shooting it. We love the whole show, the cast, the crew, the network. It's all good. We're really excited.

We laughed. We had so much fun doing that show. So please set your DVRs. True TV, October 28th, 930 Eastern, 830 Central. How to be a grown-up, the premier episode. We'll tweet about it too. We're going to live tweet it. Yes.

Excited for that. That is what's up. So why, why delay any longer? Why, let's, let's not, you know. Are you serious right now? I'm serious. I'm, are you talking about practice or no? Like I'm talking about Sunday.

You talk, you guys know, you remember the jam. The jam really blew everyone's minds. Peter Stain, the song, right? This is the Obi-Wan Kamoli song. Song's brilliant. It really is fantastic. Here's a little taste of it if you don't mind. Peter Stain also makes some art that baby elephant.

I can say whatever I fucking want. I'm Peter Stain. The biggest pussy. I love Theo Hoggs to all teeth. I'm Peter Stain. I also make some art that baby elephant. I can say whatever I fucking want. This is so good.

I'm Peter Stain. The biggest pussy. I love Theo Hoggs to all teeth. I shit on myself. It's disgusting. It's gross. I don't wanna wear diapers. My brown, say hello.

I'm sad. My fucking head. Can't control my aggression. I ripped a woman's arm off. Reverts me as eccentric. Okay, that's Peter Stain. Obi-Wan Kamoli made that, produced and made that song. It's fantastic.

And, you know, Peter has been somebody we've highlighted on this show quite a bit. We've talked about him. We've played a lot of his videos. And guess what, Jeans? We talked to him today. Oh, I was so excited. What?

So yeah, we talked to Peter Kane. I was like starstruck. I have to say it was pretty awesome. It's a big deal. Let's get into it right now. Let's just play the Peter Kane call. And may I point out what Peter Kane does that your dad does? What?

He hits the buttons on the phone. He does. Peter, I counted at least three buttons getting pushed. So you will hear those. That is definitely Peter. That's Peter. That's not on our end. It's super fun.

It's like, I got aggressive. Yeah, it was great. It was really fun. Okay. Enjoy this call with us and Peter Kane. Well, well, well, look who we have here. It's a long overdue call. We finally have Mr. Peter Kane on the phone.

Stop, Kane. What's up? How are you guys doing, Thomas and Christina? We're doing well. Hey, I'm a huge fan of the show now. I wanted to tell you all that. I honestly, I've never watched or listened to a podcast before. I listened to your old show.

I didn't get it. You know, I'm old. Christina knows. It's on 50. I got 50-year-old breath. You've got dad breath. Yeah, dad breath. But I get it.

I get it. I've always loved the format of the talk show format. And I never really understood until I listened to your show. I can listen to it any time I want. I can wake up in the middle of the night and listen to it and listen to Christina talking about getting her butt hole massaged. Thank you. By the way, Christina, that's a violation.

If you didn't like it, you should have called the police. But it's obvious. You kind of like it. I never got my finger by butt hole fingered. Peter, no, that didn't happen. But I think we should start this conversation. I think we should first address, let's address the dead baby elephant in the room. Namely, did you hear the Obi-Wan Kanoli song on Peter Stain?

And how do you feel about that? Listen, here's the deal with this song. I think that it was artistically, I think it was done very, very well. Really, it was done very well. He did a great job. The Peter Stain, no, come on. That's, you know, that's just mean. It sounds like Christina called up Obi-Wan Kenobi and said,

yeah, do a song about Cain. Wow. And they said his name. Wow. Yes, yes. I can do it. That's what it sounds like to me. You could have gone with Peter Wayne.

But I like this song. You know, I'm all about sophomore and juvenile. I get it. You know, I like this song. I think it was very well done. I appreciate the thought. You know, anything like that is flattery. You know, it really is.

Of course it is. Of course. Peter, you're beloved by this community. I mean, we have thousands of listeners, and I would say the great majority are big-time Peter Cain fans. They don't necessarily agree with all of your philosophies on dog training, but they still love you. Oh, well, I know.

And you guys like Cesar Milan. So I know. You know, that's the truth. So you guys, you guys are into it, but I got to tell you something. That guy, that is a TV show. And that pack training, it doesn't work. If you, if you send Theo Ustival to a pack trainer,

you're going to see a dog that's surrounded by a bunch of dogs, and you're going to go all over the dog stand calm and everything. When you get that dog home that won't do shit, he doesn't condition in command. I have a beef with that guy, but I have a beef with so many other dog trainers. You know, it's not, he's not the only one that I, I talk about, I talk about poor space,

Victoria's still well all the fucking time. I wouldn't let that dog suck my dog's dick, seriously. She's nasty, and she doesn't know what she's doing. She's horrible. She's absolutely horrible. Well, actually, I know, I know that there's a lot of, man, I have people that have Facebook, you know, friend of me on Facebook that are fans of the show,

you know, motherload, hydroponics, all your hydroponics needs, call motherload. You know what I'm talking about. A lot of these people, oh, by the way, Stamps.com, I love that Stamps.com. They're great. They're great. I need a bed.

I need a bed. I don't know where to get it. Well, I have a great place for you. So am I right to assume that you and I are cool? I mean, a lot of people were really alarmed with the first few videos you put out, and I just, you know, I just want you to know that I adore you. We adore you.

And, you know, there's no bad blood on our side. So how do you feel? No, are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? No, no, absolutely not. It's all stick. I know that you know that. Maybe the fans don't, you know, some of the fans don't get it.

Like I said, a few of the fans, I've had to ban from YouTube, but it's been a very, a very small amount. What did you have to ban them for? What did you ban them for? Oh, just, you know, just ridiculous shit. Like they think that, you know, they're like, going off on theater to the point where it's like, they say something like, real nasty, like,

the only reason why you even know I exist, because I had a video that went viral, it's the truth. Okay. Yeah. And then went to go viral. You guys wouldn't even know who I was. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Right before we, we played your video before it got,

before, well before it got to six figures. So we, like Christina actually found that video when it was like in the very low thousands. So I don't know if it had gone viral yet. Because I was looking for a dog training advice and I stumbled upon you and, you know, let's just say, Oh, okay. I, I, I stay, I stay corrected then.

I stay corrected. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then the whole timeframe of like when you all started talking about me is sort of unclear to me. And I'll tell you why it's because I started to see that that video went viral and then all of a sudden I started hearing things like people would say stuff like, I'm a friend of Tom's, I'm a friend of Christina's.

And I, I know you guys as comedians, I've known you all for years. You know, by the way, that, that show that you want road, road, whatever it was, it was horrible. It was a horrible show. And they could have spiced that show up. Wow. If you were, you were in that block on, you know,

it would where the big sales of pinball would have like done something or what's the other woman saying? Piggy. Yeah, she's the worst. Piggy's the worst. Yeah, lesbian thing. They could have like made that show a lot better. But the whole timeframe of like, you know,

I just started seeing this and it didn't make any sense. I'm like, why is, why are they, why are they saying stuff like, I'm friends of, you know, I'm like, I did not know what was going on. This is true. Well, speaking of television, I mean, hello, Christina, you posted, this is true. This is a true story.

You posted something under a YouTube video. You said something in effect of like, uh, you should be on my, uh, on my podcast, your mom's house and I'm dyslexic, right? So I read it and I thought, this is somebody either playing a joke, how could it be the same person? Is this, and then I thought, is somebody saying that their mother has a podcast and they want me to be on it?

I think I banned you from YouTube. Oh my God. I swear, I thought somebody was fucking with me. I, you know, it's like you have no idea the crazy people that I attract. I mean, it's a lot of crazy people. So I saw that and it was just one of those days where it'd been like, you know, 10 people telling me that they want to

either beat the crap out of me or, you know, and I saw that and I'm like, oh yeah, why, that's who it is. And I, I might have banned you. I'm not sure. Well, I forgive you, Peter. What I did, this is the truth. I said, I said to myself, I said, man, was, was that Christina, the comedian?

I said to myself, I said, nah, I couldn't be, you know. Wait, wait, Peter, let's go back to one thing though. One point, you know, we talk about all these other dog trainers and it is true. We, we found out about Caesar obviously because of television, but when we started watching your videos, we really liked your attitude and the way you were really direct and, you know, you had like a no nonsense way of delivering.

Damn, I'm fucking brilliant. That's right. Thank you. Yeah, you're fucking brilliant. But wait a minute. What is, what is your, like, what is your story with dog training? How long have you been doing it?

Well, I, my first experience was learning it from my father. My father trained hunting dogs and, you know, from the time that I was five, I was surrounded by a Labradors and shit. So, you know, you know, my dad would use me in training scenarios. Like he would use me as the distraction, like put me at a distance and have a dog, you know, at sit or down and, and just had me like a swinging a bumper around trying to excite the dog. The E also would use me to like actually like once the dog was

trained, you know, he'd have me like heal with the dog, you know, it's harder for the dog to function around a child, you know, on his first grade, you know, walk in a dog, you know, blocks and keeping it at heel. So that was my first experience with it. And, you know, it was just, you know, after I got out of the military, I had thought about like going into dog, you know, I'm just going to become a dog trainer.

But I also like, you know, I'm an artist too. When I was a child, I had like three things, three things that I wanted to be and all three of them I incorporated in my life, which is art, comedy and dog training. And hoarding too, right? I think I'm the only person that I know that has kept his childhood dreams alive and in some, some respects you could say, well, you know, that's arrested development.

Yeah, you're damn right it is. But it works for me, you know. That's awesome. And then you're also a hoarder, right? You like to hoard things? Dad, listen, Christina, it's the person that will go up to the bee's nest and hit it with a baseball bat. You remind me of a girl that I knew that saw a dead raccoon and

was like, no, maybe it's, maybe it's alive. Let's poke it with the stick. You know, it's sharp in the stick before we poke it. You know, and Christina, you knew looking at my place that I made art. There's no way you could have thought that I was a hoarder. I just, I didn't. I know that. I know you were reading stuff and you're just trying to push buttons.

You're a button pusher and you're hot and that makes you even hotter. That's why I was probably attracted to you. Like, you know, like, I'm bitchy and a button pusher. Do you, are you currently? And it makes your pecker heart. Yeah, your pecker. Do you currently have a girlfriend? Not, not mine.

Not mine, but I do have something to say about this. Okay. Okay. Christina, you're married, you're married to Tom. And I would bet that there's a huge percentage of these people that listen to your show that are hot for Christina. You're really a fucking smoking hot bra. It's true.

Thank you, Peter. Well, thank you. What I want to say, what I want to say to the fans is that if you're jerking it. Wow. You're jerking off and listening to Christina. It's kind of gay because Tom is right there. And if you are jerking it to Christina, you should write it in and tell her.

It's also a compliment. Please don't. Please don't. And Christina. I think it's a very good point, but it's also fair to point out a lot of our listeners jerk off to me, Peter. A lot of our listeners. Oh, I have something to say about that too.

Tom, you can't be that straight. You're a little story about being on the plane and standing up in the aisle and stretching your boner. You are getting off on it. You wanted that story to see your wiener. No, the boner had already passed. I stood up afterwards and the guy was eyeballing me hard and kept telling me like, Oh, I hope you had a great rest.

It was the boner had passed and he was making points about it. But I mean, listen, this is, this is the truth, Tom. This is, this is how I see you. You, you're this big, big dude. You're like Grizzly Adams, but let's, let's, let's face it. Let's face it. You married, you married up Christina. It's a phenomenal gorgeous, right?

Everybody put this, you married up, but I swear to God, dude, I see you on these shows like Good Morning Akron or Good Morning Virginia Beach. And these women are fucking interviewing you. Man, they're practically jumping in your pants and pulling down your. They love him in their mouth. It's amazing. He got hit on yesterday at Creighton Barrow. I was really upset.

Now, Peter, do you consider yourself to be an aggressive personality? Aggressive? No way. Do you, do you think you might have a little, you know, a little, uh, you know, piss and vinegar in you? Hey, hang on. Say it again. A little what?

A little piss and vinegar. You're, you're very fired up and I, I admire that. Hey, it's funny you would say that. Takes one to no one. It takes one to know. Wait, I want to know this before we go. I want to know this. What's the status of Peter Cain's love life?

What's going on? Oh, oh, yeah. Thanks, Christina. What? Say that I look like a homeless hoarder and I think you said, I think you said, I think you said, and he looks like he's got a really small penis. I did not. It's not helpful.

I did not. I would never say that. Peter, it's not been helpful, Christina. You know, if you, if you, you know, your, your cock block and everybody that's over 50 saying that we have bad breath, my breath smells like blue cheese and blue cheese is not that bad, you know, you're not, you're not helping any of us. Guys, you live in New York. I'm going to sit.

Obviously. Yeah. So if there's any women in New York that are interested in Peter Cain, please contact him because I, you know, I'm, I'm looking for particular women. I'm looking for something real hot. Maybe in their 20s or something. Okay. Oh yeah.

What's up, brother? I know you're talking about. Can you understand that? What do I want? Old fat and ugly? No, no. I know exactly what you want. I know exactly.

Wait. So how can, I guess there's two types of people that need to be able to find you, contact you. We want people that want a real dog trainer who doesn't fuck around to be able to contact you and hire you if that's something you're interested in. And we also want hot 20 to 27 year old girls who are looking for a nice guy with nice breath to be able to contact you. Yeah, they can contact me to readyourdog.com or you can do Google Peter Cain.

My, you know, you're going to get my information, but readyourdog.com. And I want to say this. It doesn't have to be, she doesn't have to be in her 20s. Mommy's, mommy issues comes in any age and there's not one, it's true. And, and you know, listen, let's face it. There's women that are in their 40s and 50s that are fucking smoking hot. Fuck, there's women in their 60s that are smoking hot. Amen, brother.

They're smoking hot. Amen. With a nice super, you know, with a real nice super. How much more do you love dogs than people? To what? How much? What do you mean? I love, I listen.

I love, I like my own species. You know, this is not true. I like my own species. I'm a human, you know, but I do, I do have this thing with dogs and I do have this thing with birds. I love, I love dogs too. I love my dog more than I like a lot of people. I get it. Oh, sure.

Sure. Oh, and speaking of that, I got a question to ask, ask you all. And, you know, you don't have to answer it, but it is when you guys were ever doing it. Okay. It's Christina. It's Christina ever said. All right, Peter. Talk like, talk like Theo Huxtable.

No, that hasn't, that hasn't come up. But I do know, I mean, he's not here right now. But a couple of days ago, Theo said that he was sharpening some knives for you. He definitely has a message for you. Oh, Theo has a message for me. Yeah. He, he really wanted to straighten you out. I don't know, man.

It was, we were outside and he was sharpening. Hey, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta tell Huxtable that's not me. This is all through Mango. Mango is from California and he's from LA. Oh, sure. And he knows Theo Huxtable, Theo Huxtable's owner. I'm just telling you, I'm just repeating what Mango said. That's a whole new angle.

Mango said that Theo Huxtable's original owner was Rodney King. That's what he says. Pat, Peter, I have, you know, I don't know anything about Theo Huxtable, you know, other than what Mango tells me. Okay. Peter, I gotta ask you. Theo Huxtable, he might not smoke crack, but he definitely had some issues and so does Mango, you know, it would make sense that he would know him.

I have a serious question for you though. Like seriously, I know that you don't like it, you don't like 20 year olds having dogs because they generally stay out late and they don't take care of them. And I totally agree with you. I know that you don't like people that use harnesses. What, but what are your major pet peeves in dog owners? What would you say that you come across a lot that really, like really annoys you? Well, I think that the 20 year olds that litter box train their dog, I think that

they're disgusting human beings and they're just fucking lazy. That's just like, that's dog psychology 101 that you walk the dog and keep the dog at heel. And that's also, these dog trainers, like this guy, I wish I could remember the motherfucker's name in Chicago. I can't, I hate him so much. I can't even remember his name. But it's like, he's making all this fucking money, you know, litter box training dogs.

That's sending a message. It said, it's telling people that they don't have to walk their dog, you know? I hate that. Flexi leads, people that use flexi leads and harnesses, you can just see the dog's fucked up. They just don't get it, you know? And the vegan diets, right? Vegan diets are absurd.

Oh my God, a vegan diet's absurd for any animal, as far as I'm concerned. You know, other than like a cow or something that eats, you know, an herbivore. But I can't, I cannot even imagine how anybody would see that giving an animal, you know, plant protein, giving a dog plant protein is natural. It's not, that's not where they get their bulk of their energy from is from proteins, animal proteins and animal fats, not fucking soybeans. It's absurd. Well, there you go.

I agree. There you go. Peter, Peter, this has been a blast. Thank you for taking the call. We'd love to do it again sometime if you can jump, join us on the line again sometime. I can, and I'm kind of bummed out that I didn't get to ask you the important questions, and I do have a lot of important questions, but I'm sure you guys are kind of afraid I'm gonna, what I'm gonna add.

You know, we want to be afraid. We want it. We want it. So let's, let's do another call soon and we, and you can ask those questions. Does that work for you? Yes. And listen, like, like, you know, thank you for the advertiser. Readyourdog.com.

If I can help anybody, I deal with aggression. Any, any of the major problems, any, any problems you're having with your dog, give me a call. We can iron it out. That's awesome. That's awesome. We're huge fans, Peter. Thank you so much.

Thank you. I'm huge fan of fans of you guys, too. I really, I really love this show. It's awesome. It's given me like a whole new thing to like listen to when I'm working and stuff. I love it. That's awesome. We love you, dude.

Thanks for taking this call. Oh, thank you. I'll touch you guys later. Okay. Bye, buddy. Bye-bye. And there you have it. There it was.

There it was. Can you believe it? Exclusive, exclusive. Exclusive, exclusive. Peter Cain, aka Peter Stain, gave us the realness. Dogs wants to know, thinks that I wanted, I'm gay and that I wanted the flight attendant to look at my boner that I enjoyed it, but also complimented me that women like me. They do as the Crate and Barrel lady suggests.

I can't believe it. I'd like to hear more about his theories and his ideas. So this is just like the tip of the Peter Cain iceberg. Yeah, there's a lot more. He said he's got questions for us. I really want to get Peter back on the show. That was very, very enjoyable to me. Thank you, Peter, for your time.

Thank you, Jeans, for listening to this show. We love you very much. You guys know. Pimp Squad, baby! Pimp Squad for life show. Silly goose. I wanted to hear a song. It's one of my favorites.

Where is it? Is it Nine on Nine? What else? Anything else? Oh, it's Store. Will you please check out the store? Very soon, we're going to have some new gear for our moms. Go to yourmomshousepodcast.com and you can see what we have right now.

And it's great. You know, there's Let's Get Social. There's Theo247, which a lot of people like. A lot of good stuff there, man. There's Theo sharpening his knives while he was listening to that call of Peter. There's a Jeans unit. But the thing is, a lot of people were asking about the Theo247. It sold out twice, but it just got restocked again.

So for anybody that has asked me about it, it is back and fully stocked. And the new stuff's going to be awesome. Why can't I find the only song that I want to hear? It is. I love these guys. Love this song. Ghost crew, no saying. Bye, Jeans.

Bye, Jeans. We love you. We love you. Bye-bye. Find that same French excellence. You know what I'm saying, Mike? He's the mayor, I don't know what I'm saying. Yeah.

He wants to be the mayor. Here we go. You know what I'm saying? Life is normal, man. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying, Mike? You know what I'm saying?

Life is normal, man. Do anyone understand that?