Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - 307-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Episode Date: September 2, 2015

Oh Jeans, Jeans, Jeans - that's not an echo - don't worry, we fixed that! SORRY Sorry sorry. We have a new system in place for bodily noises and acknowledging them - one thumb up top and two for down below. Please join and use our system in your lives. A few weeks back Christina broke down barriers with what has been given the name, The Cincinnati Fart. Please help immortilize her accomplishment by petitioning the Queen City to memorialize this feat. Info on how in the episode.  We know a lot of people Style Suck us, but what a certain morning radio recently did just let us know that the Mom's are the talk of the town, Na mean? Lots of good audio in this one. (YEAH!)

Yep. I think that's right. I think that's right. If you're wondering why the last episode went three like fed into your feed is because yes there was some audio glitch I tried to fix it ended up having to delete it the whole file and re-upload it with no echo echo that's annoying isn't it that was super annoying and I'm sure was annoying to you as a listener so I apologize it was definitely my fault I mean mine and blue bands fault but well mostly blue band blue band was really at fault anyways I'm sorry for that horrific audio I reposted it so that you could

hear it maybe if you abandoned it you can hear it echo free it's up now six yeah now so read you have to re-download it please re-download it please re-download it so it delete whatever's in your iPhone when you're gonna get a new right and then echo free get it again check it out jeans I'm gonna jump ahead before I'm gonna go for before I go backward we're doing the podcast live your mom's house live in Pasadena at the ice house main room what oh that's a big room the main room the main mommy room some might say main mommy room we're doing it this month at the world-famous ice house Pasadena California on a

Saturday it's a premium night as they say that's a good night cuz Friday are not tired from work Saturday time relax and it is Saturday September 26 it's one show only they gave us the 8 p.m. slot in the main rich that's primo realistic that's it man doesn't get any better than that so please get your tickets now Saturday September 26 the ice house your mom's house live jeans and I are there doing it up I hope you can make it now I gotta go back to September 11th sorry I am going to be in Hapa II that's right the South Pacific Hawaii crossroads at Hawaiian Brian's one show only in Hawaii September 11th I fly back

very early the next morning you know I know it's crazy I have crazy routing I booked a long time ago long time I'm excited to do it I really want to go one show come back and then a few days later I'm at the other extreme I'm on the east coast Charlotte Charlotte North Carolina September 15th Raleigh Raleigh you have something for Raleigh now it's a tough one Raleigh balls me North Carolina the next night good night September 16th the Howard Theater in Washington DC what do you call that Howard no the Washington how you say Washington DC Washington dick dick come Washington dick come no it's not it's not

very good I'm sorry I gotta work on it let me well here's a good one the next night September 19th I'm in Taint Louis that's the ready room Taint Lewis Missouri and then the next night I'm at the shoreline amphitheater the Shartline the Shartline amphitheater in the Bay Area I'm doing a big show there with Dave Chappelle Chris Tucker among others I'm very excited to be part of that lineup that'll be the 20th and then the 22nd the Ventura Harbor Comedy Club Ventura California that'll fill up it's a small room so get those tickets now if you want to come to that show and the 24th I'm in San Jose one show only

at the San Jose Improv September 24th so I hope you can do it I've been told that tickets are flying for Philly in October if you want to get those if you're just waiting I don't know you'll get them that's a small room and then the next week Minneapolis Acme so I'm coming back there so pull your jeans up if you're you know if you're about that life then come see me you know I'm me I'm a mommyapolis all right good your jeans is local I'm just doing the comedy store on the weekends because of this growing belly situation I can't really what is that is that all beer what's going on it's beer and brats yeah

also listen to my other podcast that's deep bro this week I talk about why he bothered being good after watching that douchebag Kanye West on the VMAs make a tool of himself yeah and that Josh Duggar get caught on Ashley Madison how come some people don't have to follow the rules what the fuck huh interesting topic jeans also please support your mom's house by shopping through our Amazon banner what does that mean it means go to your mom's house podcast calm the next time you want to shop on Amazon click on our banner and then it takes you straight to Amazon calm and you do your shopping as you normally

would and it just kicks back some money yeah man that's really good jeans thanks jeans I'm really proud excited about football season are you are no talking till January and that's what you call it that's what we call it man that's the rule in this house that is the rule you know that when does it start for me no talking next week next week officially yeah yeah cool it's called you know you know it's basically just don't yeah it's basically don't bother anybody don't bother anybody yeah don't bother anybody or is you yeah yeah don't bother me yeah she ready to our show yeah there's

a lot to cover so much to go over very important topics in honor of the fact that football season is starting yeah we're gonna open this show the right way okay you ready to do this yeah let's go I mean I know I'm gonna get got but I'm gonna get mine more than I get got though and Christina Pajitz and Christina Pajitz welcome to your mom's house you know I'm saying you know I'm saying who was that it's March on Lynch oh yes beast mode yep mm-hmm that's a great quote I know I'm gonna get guy but I'm gonna get mine more than I get got though it's good I kind of like that

philosophy it's it's pretty deep bro actually really is pretty deep he's gonna get his before he gets gotten took and it's like that movie taken three took it oh taken three totally took and totally took it I mean I know I'm gonna get got but I'm gonna get mine more than I get got though is he talking about football or other stuff he could be I mean this is just that you know you can apply that the football you can apply it to life I think you definitely apply that to life sure yeah because we're all gonna get got one day never but are you gonna go get yours before you get got though trying to get my got ins now yeah

get those got ins in yep who is the guy who talked about on a Sunday on a Sunday no I'm sorry that's what I'm about practice practice that's how I ever said I like I like that guy yeah I'm about practice yeah this is a different guy no I know I know you know I I just like the weird stuff I like that I'm gonna get got yeah but I'm gonna get mine more than I get got though cuz that could also be if you apply it to the game you know you're gonna get you're gonna get lit up you're gonna get hit you're gonna get tackled but I'm gonna go after it more and get my results and you know accomplish more than they're

gonna get me I like that yeah positive it's very positive hey I was just looking at our Wikipedia page did you know that we debuted our show on April 20th or 2011 no that's not right that's not right that's not right really when do we debut that that was the first time we did it on our own oh okay independent of desk on yeah yeah but we did with red band when do we start you know yeah it was in October of 2010 yeah it's five years full yeah we're almost coming up on it yeah we're almost at the anniversary so crazy huh can you believe we've been talking about farts for five years well I mean what about I mean

there's coming burps shitting farting black guys saying crazy shit right you know there's not just you know I mean I love it hell no to the no no you know that he says faggots in this song yeah and bull daggers in here it's so crazy that's in his song friend get my dog truck ready cause when I get to I need to ride come the money come the money come back tell me what you raise people they look for some

business but now I'm God got to get the praise when the praise go up you get the blessing coming down I didn't know that so somebody email us about it but which part the faggots in this song it's kind of muffle he doesn't like say it really like clearly yeah I just thought it was a song about food this should be on the radio though minus the pejorative the swing yeah get on the telephone talking about the case Daniel well yeah I got people in the church smoking weed drinking whiskey drinking while a lot of me I got to beat you in the night real mean talking about can I get an amen talk to him every

Sunday morning about a quarter about a half past ten come on I got some oh oh right there yeah we didn't see we don't often listen to the lyrics yeah closely I don't pay attention to it's just got a nice hook and that's all that mattered at first jeez I didn't even realize that faggots and bull daggers yeah he's pretty old cool guy I think that's jeez that's just how he's like that's how I talk you know yeah well there's all kinds of crazy preachers out there pastor manning pastor manning I just had starbucks today I think I'm pregnant

um yeah that's pretty crazy right that's in his song it just kind of slips by you yeah he kind of put like I said he talks about food I just thought it was like oxtails mac and cheese can and then yeah and then he's like faggots and if you're not really paying attention you can be like I got some fighters like you know he's kind of just kind of dressed by like I'm not really keyed into the lyrics but he's definitely talking about it yeah now we know there's a clear message to this stuff yep not so sure I'm on board with the message yeah it's um it's pretty wild it's it's pretty wild that is that's definitely a song where you have a message I just burped

well you know where he stands you did on this show that is not I know cool I know because you burped but you didn't give yourself a thumbs up I didn't give myself a thumbs up and that's something that we want to start doing more um we want to start more now than ever when we burp we give a thumbs up one thumbs up yeah and then when we fart yeah we give two thumbs up yeah how does my apple smell huh yeah and the reason that you give two thumbs up yeah for a fart is because farts are awesome that's why we do that yeah we just uh we just came back from our baby moon today yep and um that's what we developed on this trip is the fart in the burp system right because you know

we we all we picked up on we discussed the fact that the kid is going to pick up on you know the way we talk and what we do and you know there were some obviously we want to get into that but there was the Cincinnati fart a few weeks ago and you know it's it's still with us we're talking about a lot yeah and then can you can you refresh the memory maybe some people don't know the Cincinnati fart well I just want to relive the glory please come on okay well here's what happened we were in Cincinnati and Christina let out an epic 10 maybe 12 second fart okay I'm gonna tell you exactly what causes that kind of fart and she was just in a league of her own I mean it was a fart that like thank you

I've never ever heard oh wow a fart like that you know when you give me praise like this it's like you know it's like the master giving the apprentice props I've I've been waiting for this for a long time yeah I mean I hear you um you don't always give out praise like this it was a crazy crazy fart can you just can you do the sound a little bit like well it just it was a it started as a allowed you know just your average every day kind of a bigger heavy fart and then yeah what happened is it started to dip down as in there's no fart left right and you were like oh you your look was like that's that's it that's the fart but then yeah on its own it was almost like you had a second valve where you had

like you had a reserve chamber yeah the fart kept going yeah and then you looked at me and you looked like this is out of my hands like this isn't me anymore right and it kept going after that and it actually dipped down where you thought it was over it went wrong it went back up like a revving an engine yeah it was really like but I want to be clear there was no break in it it never quite it wasn't like a stop but here's a second fart right it was the same fart you know thank you for bringing this up and part of it I think was my methodology that day I had a lot of mashed potatoes a lot of strange food from different places and I laid down a lot I think that's the key is laying down and then when I stand up the farts just come it was really impressive there's not a lot I can do

so the Cincinnati fart yes so say for it and then you know I got to give credit we're credit giggity greg um our friend on twitter yeah um and yeah we've seen him many times we were in Cincinnati at shows we know him absolutely well giggity tweeted this out um about a week or so ago he said the Cincinnati fort oh my god yeah um and he he petitioned basically he tweeted to the mayor yeah of Cincinnati whose name is John Cranley and he's on twitter he's at John Cranley j-o-h-n c-r-a-n-l-e-y c-r-a-n-l-e-y is there something we can do to commemorate the Cincinnati fart and I think this is a great opportunity for our listeners yeah to get involved I mean you guys have helped us land some of our biggest guests you know we

got glorious Stefan for crying out loud thanks to you guys yeah why don't we see if John Cranley the mayor of Cincinnati will help celebrate and really mark the accomplishment of the Cincinnati fart I think something like a statue or a plaque at least never forget in the downtown area because that's where it occurred a statue would be great yeah I'd appreciate that you know maybe um maybe it could be right next to um the skyline chili or something like you know oh wow I mean that's kind of like come pick up your farts here you know wow I don't know I'm just I'm thinking out loud sure but what I'm saying is let's tweet John Cranley the mayor of Cincinnati and get him to maybe at least acknowledge the Cincinnati fart that's a great idea Greg thank

you getting Greg what a what a revelation when we we read that on Twitter and Tom and I our little eyes lit up we thought what a fantastic idea yeah what better way for our audience to get involved in politics you know we're not a political show norm right or you're not not heavily I mean obviously you know there's some things here that that are weighing on people's minds but um yeah I think this is a great way for you guys to get involved hey what do you think that bishop boldly cool we think he would think of um I just saw this in the bank here I haven't I haven't played this in a while yeah it's pretty intense it's an early one this is from one of those early years yeah we got that

how do we get that was um that was Brent Weinbach who recommended them right and we I bought the CD and the CD actually has like a common fake but like raised raised yeah so the texture so looks like someone came on it yeah it's really an interesting album yeah it's a really good album it's a really good album get that on amazon if you can sit down on it sit all the way down all the way down here here suit per suit right her suit her suit per meaning harry right like bears per suit yeah what a neat product uh so back to this one thumb thumbs up two yeah oh yeah could we're talking about the kid yeah and what kind of what kind of values are we going to pass on to our son and the inevitability that I will be stuck with two gentlemen who will be farting and burping oh yeah because I was ripping

burps this weekend yeah of course and you were like Jesus man and then you're like I'm gonna have a whole house of burping farting jerking scratching yeah yeah you really are and what are we gonna teach our kid like our kids gonna go to school and be such a savage I think we're gonna get phone calls I think we're gonna calls like um your son was talking about cock thoughts that was his uh sorry his show and tell was I want you guys to look at my cock thoughts your son farted and then gave himself two thumbs up what's that well we're gonna say well you can't really argue with that I mean farts are fucking awesome that's what we're gonna say keep the mantra going what if we got the whole school involved oh that'd be really cool two thumbs up yeah yeah that's a fun game to play

some of you guys that listen to this show without um your lady I know we get people like oh I listen you know my girlfriend's gonna do it try to get started with her maybe fart in front of her and then give her two thumbs up and then when she was what are you doing be like farts are fucking awesome yeah he can try that I mean look I think the problem is sometimes you burp or fart and nobody acknowledges it and that takes the fun out of it that's right like everybody wants a gold star everybody wants to be acknowledged start the thumbs up system and see if it works for you yeah I remember you can't give yourself two thumbs up for a burp it just doesn't work it doesn't work that way no you tried to make you tried to do the south bay burp like you burped and you're like oh

this is the south bay burp but I'm like it was a pretty impressive burp though right yeah but I've heard better I've heard stronger wow louder ones from you wow no I'm saying is and don't no don't take this the wrong way but in terms of your lifetime achievements in terms of the work I'm familiar with is that your best work no but it's you know it was still strong I'm not saying it wasn't it just wasn't your best I got one thing to say that I mean I know I'm gonna get got yeah but I'm gonna get mine more than I get got though mm-hmm can I mean you know I'm saying what was really neat is that in this hotel we stayed at

there was a shower and then attached to it the toilet oh yeah and then there was no space at the top so does that make sense guys there's a toilet and yes there's a wall on your left side a door on your right in front of you there's a glass wall but at the very top there's a few inches of open space on the other side of that glass is the shower yeah so you could shit right there next to your shower friend that was neat and the the smells can waft over into what I was doing but it got us really thinking about a a really new I think really neat idea yeah um basically you know we were we were laying in bed and we both had to get up multiple times you know I get up about four times a night to pee and it's super annoying and we were thinking wouldn't it be

need to not have to get up and walk so far yeah you go walk all the way to the bathroom and then you walk you got to walk all the way back yeah it sucks so we're thinking about because you know we want to get a home uh someday in the future for our growing family and we had this idea as we were in the hotel what if you could replace we replaced our nightstands on either side of our bed with toilets right right you may be thinking well yeah that's a brilliant idea right but you're all the plumbing involved no no sir well that's what I thought initially because I was like I don't like walking so far if we install the toilets it's gonna cost us a lot of money Tom right I don't have that kind of money and every time you know you get up you pee or you have your

night shits or you get up and you gotta take a shit in the middle of the night sometimes two or three times a night yeah I mean who doesn't shit in the middle of the night every night so so it's this is the kind of thing where you don't have to walk so far right yeah and the idea would be yeah you go okay so now there's a toilet on either side both but we both get our own we get our own you're you don't have to walk around the bed to my side I don't want to walk around the bed to your side so we each have one and you go okay so what how do you deal with this well yeah both of them underneath the toilet it's open at the bottom there's uh there's there's attachments for hoses and they're they're suction hoses and they're they're constantly running right they never

stop running it's like the dentist like when you're laying in the dentist chair and they try to spit into that comb and that thing doesn't turn off it just is running always here the right here let me see what I got it here so I go good night babe I love you I'll see you in the morning good night Google and then you just you just hear that right and then let's say I got to get up right in the middle that oh so then you're like okay so that's suction hose where is it running to well I think what we do is we run we could run one to the actual toilet so it feeds it feeds from the toilet that's bedside yeah all the way to a real toilet okay it's a really high powered suction hose and the other one so you don't have to have both hoses

crossing over each other you just pop it out the window to the lawn to the lawn so you're it's like fertilizer right so well plus the gardener cleans up the dog shit anyways what's what's human shit next to people and bits yeah it's a great idea now one thing I didn't really think about at the time though was that was the smell well that's it it's it's that you're gonna be let's say in a dead sleep and I'm gonna be shitting next to the bed now of course our high powered suction hose is gonna be running but there still will be a fresh shit in the air well well wait a minute to think about it though if we get like a high powered suctioning it's gonna carry the feces away

so quickly that the smell won't even come I don't think so I think the smell will still be there and I think it'll be pretty strong um well my worry with you because you stand to pee and it's gonna be dark in there you're just gonna piss on the floor yeah I know it's gonna be one of those things too where like somebody comes over and you're showing them the house and they're like what's on the floor like well there's some piss stains because I piss in the toilet here that's next to the bed and like oh oh you got one of those new bedside toilets yeah yeah now one thing I didn't think about also is we have the bedside toilet right the suction hose let's say the one that's running into the toilet yeah it might be to the point though that when whatever passes through

it passes through that high space that the end of it actually flings up and shoots the pee and or all over the bathroom like I don't know if we can make sure it goes into because it's a high powered suction you know and you shit in there it might just go flying out of the top well I think I think this is one of those products where like kind of like the the potty patch that bitsy was using in the morning you just kind of have to clean it yeah so every morning about 30 to 40 minutes just cleaning up yeah pee and poop but now you don't have to deal with walking in the bathroom every night in the middle of the night well that's the trade-off Tom and you don't walk back although you might trip over your high power suction hose

that's something we we have to get those lit like some glow in the dark or something yeah we have to put uh yes night night glow things or maybe there's some dye in it so that whenever you pee it lights up that's a really good idea yeah I mean then again wait a minute you're not going to trip over it because you're not going anywhere you're not going to the bathroom that's right and that's the whole benefit is that you don't have to get up and walk anymore yeah I just now because I pee so much I just get up and just sit down in the toilet next right next to you right and I'm thinking football season's coming it's wall mounted I never mentioned that oh these are wall mounted because you're like we're underneath it they're wall mounted okay okay yeah that's the whole thing and

that's why there's an attachment underneath but then I how do I reach it if it's high is it high no you it's adjustable you put wherever you want it yeah okay so I was thinking too for football season I know you don't like to miss any part of the games why don't we put toilets in every room of the house oh that's why not have one that's smart yeah why not have one that's the couch I think sundays in our house are gonna be fucking loud all those are just running constantly you know we have to get a new sound system for the tv's plus when your guy friends are over and you guys are all watching the game you guys can take turns taking shits on the toilet yeah during the game there's gonna be a little bit of I guess a decency thing I don't know if we'll get over it

quickly but that means that we're all gonna be pissing and shitting in front of each other you know yeah but it's football season it's right it's football you're watching the tv you're not looking at the guy peeing or shitting next to you in the hose yeah yeah that's a good point should we pitch this to shark tank oh like hum gum yeah they've already loved one of our fantastic products you know they haven't gotten back to us yet on that I've sent a couple emails I know I'm a little what are we calling this right here what is the name of this product like um hmm let's see the toilet hose the the no walkies stop walking stop night squatter oh I like that a lot yeah yeah no more long walks no more yeah we like the little tag for it hmm I thought you had a good name last night

didn't you come up with something good remember I was never talking about night shits a lot night shits night shits night moves that's really good you like night moves of course I like night moves yeah well you just farted hey two thumbs up cuz farts are the best yeah farts are awesome farts are awesome well I really like our new product IDN yeah I hope we can get some investors I mean that cum gum thing I think when people really think about it like I know one thing those uh pursuit pursue guys yeah they'd be all over it so into our product I mean they would probably provide a lot of the gum that's true the filling yeah the filling for the gun juicy the juicy part like the jewels that's what that was called jewels gum right yeah our

tidal wave yeah yeah huh it's some pretty good pretty good gum we got here guys you want to try our gum it's a very specific market cum gum yeah it's a very niche product this is a more universal product I think they should be in every house in America I mean every kid could have this you know dogs small children this way I don't when I get up in the middle of the night and I'm scared to walk down the hall yeah I don't have to be anymore because my toilet's right there though I do think we're gonna have some pushback on the sound problem you know the look you gotta have a high powered suction hose right I mean otherwise you're talking about digging out the ground having new piping right I mean this is a much more economically feasible

route what about if we designed an attachment like a silencer for the for the the pipe you know what I mean yeah a silencer let's just another $5,000 thing it's not that big of a deal hmm hmm now you're giving you're giving me something to think about okay speaking of sort of you know off the wall I guess you would call it maybe kind of more is it goofy I don't know how you say it it's it's out of the norm practices things that are different um we got this video of a snuggle party boy yeah this is kind of bizarre yeah poly and by poly and I'm by to me cuddling is really intimate when I really hug someone I feel very vulnerable

so I'm intrigued to see like what it's going to be like to hug strangers I'm poly and I'm by a lot of vocal fry yeah yeah I'm sad like it's a hug stranger how do you feel about stranger hugs I I fucking hate him I don't know why anybody would hug a stranger I don't like to do it I don't like it either yeah forget it my name is Adriana and I'm going to my first snuggle event oh my god I kind of don't know what I'm supposed to be wearing wearing that's what you're worried about hmm don't wear anything I don't know you're gonna get fingered here um I have no idea who these people are I don't know their ages their backgrounds we're just gonna snuggle I don't know if there's like rules sometimes I like I close people off like I

I definitely put a wall up so what does she look like is she attractive yeah she looks nice enough she's you know she's fine I mean how are the other snugglers that's what I'd be afraid of do you hear her unbelievable her fry is terrible listen to the end of it here you can hear it laugh like I I definitely put a wall up so I think for me it's like pushing myself out of my comfort whoa I'm about to go in yeah I have no idea what's gonna happen oh god okay I'm gonna invite everybody to get a cozy for a minute my belief about snuggling is that so what is this like a snuggle group or a club yeah there's like let's see yeah I mean it's exactly that there's a on the floor there's looks like there's a massive sheet and then there are two four six eight ten

and like about 13 14 people here there's uh two four six eight ten 12 pillows and then there are one two three four five six seven eight nine women okay and the rest are men yeah all the guys all look like they have boners we could heal a lot of our interpersonal wounds if we were more connected in a culture that says that you have to be in a romantic relationship in order to get touched that leaves a lot of people out this is a snuggle level event what that means is that we keep our energy playful and affectionate that's a warning to the dudes a snuggle level yeah which me and then she's like playful no boners yeah I think boners are a real problem of course why do you think guys are there they're not there for the cuddles I'd be there for boners

guys don't you don't you hate cuddles you never let me come no that's not true but I mean this is about boners like this is about getting our boners touched of course I mean what are you doing my ears are popping out the right ear is dead oh really yeah mine too shut up yeah do you want to press pause for a moment press figure this out and the mystery is solved you feel better yeah so much better all right yeah you hear everything good oh yeah okay great um snuggle party let me go to snuggle party well then yeah boners and leaky dicks like isn't that the whole problem that's all it is oh they're all like really touching they're doing like head real gross my brain's a little mushy right now I'm I'm shy I'm a lot more shy than I thought I was

going to be um I'm feeling quiet a little insecure because I kind of looks like Jay Leno everyone's very like touchy so that's out of my comfort zone no shit asshole it's a snuggle party my name is Kara just recently out of a relationship and so I was looking for a place for some safe touch oh now it makes me sad and shit yeah way to bum everybody out yeah I love giving hugs I wish I can give hugs to everyone every day of the week that guy he looks like a mass murderer he's that guy where he hugs you and he does like a really meaningful hug yeah I hate those people where they do it and it's extra hard and long and you're like I don't really need this I just give me the cursory he looks like he's gonna be involved in a shoot school shooting

I think snuggling is is very important this is all about consent just because in this moment I feel like I want to be spooned maybe you know half hour from now I'm gonna be like yeah no wait wait these people are very demanding yeah why is she killing the fun of it she's the one to be like I I get snuggled how I want it of course that's the whole boundaries to snuggling yeah that's her whole thing is like I'll tell you how and when I want to snuggles maybe that's why you're not getting snuggles in real life and you have to go to a snuggle group you weirdo you're a little demanding how do I touch someone without feeling creepy or weird you don't yeah that's how that works yeah you're fucking creep yeah it is creepy and weird we need touch to thrive in our lives

it's very calming it's it's relaxing it's comforting yeah healing you know with some people right now like there's guy Lee on his back he's got a girl on each of his shoulders like on his chest he's petting this girl's hair and rubbing this girl's back I think I think we're right we're just kind of toe in the line aboard a boner town right now yeah that's all this is this is and let me guess these guys like oh I just I really like to get to know you outside of group maybe we could go and snuggle in my house why don't we snuggle in my futon and then there's something just happened you know we were really into snuggling yeah then one day I popped my dick in her mouth yeah I don't know what happened my boner yeah and then she smuggled my snuggle across the border and then

what gave her a milkshake there's something about that moment when you feel a hand or a foot or an arm and you don't know who it is that is really beautiful it's it's like a connection to the universal I feel very relaxed now which I wasn't a second ago I was really anxious I think I'm just not used to it I'm not used to touching like that and at one point like everyone was like but doesn't this defeat the purpose of like intimacy you snuggle people you like and people you love not like a group of fucking dirty hippies I just don't want to be close to people I don't know don't they smell they don't smell good to you you know like you've got your bear smells I like your your your stuff not everybody's stuff but I guess it's a good

substitute if you're you know lonely and stuff still depressing that should be the name of this video we're sad are you super sad and lonely does nobody ever touch you oh it's so sad yeah I do sad but I wish they had friends can you smell like your friends not like oh strangers um touching me you know and it was awesome I think I lost count of how many people I snuggled with I could see I could see how this could be a really big boost for someone who's not experiencing any form of touch you would be the worst snuggler why because you get hot you're like I'm hot stop snuggling me it's not true yeah you never let me there's like a few months you let me snuggle you on the winter months and then you're like get the fuck off me you're being a little dramatic

you're exaggerating come on would you let strangers snuggle you you know I I'm open to a hug I really don't actually mind it so you know I like that like in in South American culture like I like that they're more warm they greet each other with a kiss that kind of stuff I like it kisses yeah you stick your tongue out and then the person they suck on your tongue for a second and then they're like nice to meet you I like this I don't know I don't think I want to be touched by strangers but well I think let's be honest it's just all about what stranger you're talking about you know and I don't mean even in a sexually exciting way it's just like you're most people are like I'll hug that person I'm not hugging that person well because I'm trying to think

in my mind's eye like like imagine the people that we saw at the hotel all week like is there are there a lot of people you'd want to hug just that's a great point no no there's not no no you're right and that's strangers trying to think it was like one person yeah that was all strangers yeah yeah strangers are gross fat and smelly what it's thinking about it why don't you let me floss in bed this is really disgusting it's really really a new low for you I cannot believe that we're sitting on this very lovely beautiful romantic getaway and you lay in bed you go do you mind if I floss here in bed I mean

are you out of your fucking mind can I may I tell you why may I present my case counselor counselor I don't even why would you even present your case it's so ridiculous don't even present a case because once I lay down it's harder for me to get up now it's so hard to get up but up and down and up and down I thought wouldn't it just be easier for me to floss it babe that is ridiculous much like our toy but we're putting the toilet next to the why are you okay with the bed toilets next to the bed it's not in the bed you're fine with hearing me take night dumps but you don't want to night dumps are part of life to floss you can fly the little food remnants are gonna so disgusting what do you mean they don't fling where are they gonna go mine don't fling yours

dude because you've got whole steaks between your teeth you've got big gappy teeth no I don't they got the big gappy teeth I'm going to my snuggle party tonight leave me alone I think it's like we all yearn for that touch it's something that maybe is not socially acceptable but we're just like having a good time snuggling click here to check out another video oh fuck you so gross I ain't no problem with snuggle parties and polyamory and um any of these alternative lifestyle choices is that mostly nasty people in my opinion have done them like when you watch HBO real sex and it's like the group of people that practice orgasming together they're all disgusting

so gross yeah there's nobody in there that I'm like oh you're attracted okay yeah I'll do this with you yes yeah no it's all you can't handpick them the grossest people the grossest people yeah stuff that you're like of course you're in this yeah like even jiggalows you know watching that show I'll be like well which jiggalow would I pick and you know brace we love but he's like a brother so I can't which but which jiggalow kind of makes you go oh yeah that's a thing none of them because I think they're all gross in none of them get your pussy talking no no I'm not into any of those style of dudes I'm into normal normal dudes not you know what I mean I don't need the sensitive yoga guy I don't like the tatted up aggressive guy

sorry it's big for yourself man I think you have some really good options there which one would you choose you have okay if nick hawk who's covered in tats you have ash who's like the meditation you know dating this is supposed to be a fun this is a moment like a fantasy thing that you just you know you have who you want to have fun with it's not like who do you want to marry none of them are fun to me they're all fucked up to me they're all they're all at bass cases you know I mean I'm going to fluid bond with Jesse without Jesse I'm going to fluid bond with Jesse here's my prediction for sage and tall on this polyamory show here's my prediction polyamory I'm proud to come out as polyamorous and now I'm excited to share that I'm bisexual I don't know how many times

this week we were like I'm poly and I'm bi is this the poly bi pool you were like I'm tired I'm pregnant I'm poly and I'm bi here's my prediction because he thinks it's really hot for other guys to come in his wife yeah is this sage or what's his name tall that's tall yeah tall tall is different but do you know why tall thinks it's hot for other guys to come in his wife just the idea of a hot sexy man ejaculating my wife strangely turns me on because he doesn't give a fuck about his wife and he doesn't give a fuck about being straight anymore he's going to be gay next season he's going to be like I'm polyamorous we've been divorced and now I'm fully gay see I think it'll be like we're still married but I'm 100% gay now and she'll be like yeah I'm still married to him

you think they'll stay together why they're just weird I don't know I think they're just weird people they don't have kids they have no reason to be she'll just be like I just like that we know each other and you know we have our lives together let's just keep it and then you be gay and poly and I'll be right we have we have this yurt together we have this futon together yes we own all these essential oils together I have a yoga mat that you sometimes borrow it is coming it's coming and then I'm I'm right there right after I'm poly and I'm bi yeah oh my god this morning when you talk to your dad um you you're like nice breathing dad then you put him on speaker and he was like

you know I'm so glad that you get it's one of those things though that it doesn't register to him even after hundreds of times of pointing out to him to please stop fucking doing that if like here's something if you don't know what I'm talking about even though she's kind of demonstrated you it's when you give have you ever given the phone or talked to a kid like your friend's kid or a niece or nephew over the phone and the phone they actually the phone doesn't reach the kid's mouth right so it's like it's higher up and so what they do is they do their regular breathing into the mouthpiece yeah he somehow moves that mouthpiece away from his mouth up towards his nose I think he likes the sound of it I think since he's doing it

it's like when you tap your foot or tap your finger or tap a pen you're the one making the noise you know yeah he likes it it's so how loud so that I imagine every time when you go can you fucking stop with the breathing and he'll be like Tommy all right like he'll get annoyed that I'm annoyed at the ear but how does he talk to his clients and stuff like that can do you imagine that he stops doing that no no and I'm if he were my guy I'd be like you okay Mr. Cigura yeah he always goes I'm fine did you go to the hospital that's so loud you know my stepdad also had this obnoxious habit he used to clear his throat too much in public he would be like all right isn't that horrible yeah oh it's not the worst

everybody would be like god you're so gross didn't bother him right of course then he loved it that was his jam hey um do you want to do a couples massage you asshole you're the worst I'm not the worst yeah so you know I made friends with this nice lady that works at the spa we were going to and and we run into her in the evening time and and and she's like oh how would your how are your massages and then she's like you guys did him separately why don't you guys do a couples massage and Tom put his hand up almost to her chest like god no oh fuck no that's terrible that's terrible what are you nuts me and my pig wife so you've seen her naked lately babe woof what a pig you don't like it either that's the part you didn't point out you don't like

it yeah here's why I feel like they give you an inferior room when you do the the couples massage I just feel like look that having even that other therapist there it's everything's a distraction yeah I like to zone out for me it's about falling asleep or falling into like an almost meditative state like or you get um you know your your mind stops running and when you hear the other person walking around yeah they're fucking old breathing mouth like that lady I got at the time when on my birthday where she was like now I'm applying pressure to this and then she was like naming muscles and telling me about lactic acid break and I go I've done this before I don't need the fucking anatomy lesson just shut the fuck up well yeah plus it's harder for you to get your

dick jacked if I'm in the room first of all dick jacks are gonna happen so it's like if you're like hey look I'm trying to talk you into this dick jacking and there's already enough hurdles in that yeah don't mind old fucking two tits over there just and now I gotta convince her that it's just too much work yeah yeah you know I think we've tried it before and it is it is distracting it is and I don't like to look over and you know see you and I'm coming and you're like yeah where's my coming you know that's true there's too many people in the room that's the problem it didn't irritate me as much as the kids and later the grown man with a volume of phones amazing at the table or at the pool amazing we're at a fucking nice place and it's a you know it's a nice restaurant

and then you just hear like loud fucking you know at the table at the table next to us we turn and not only is a kid like have their iPad up and they're playing and they're with their full family and it's you know the kids probably like six seven and no one goes like has the decency to say you can play your game but like turn the volume yeah off yeah or down yeah yeah that shit are you gonna get a nice restaurant no and we were at a nice restaurant yeah like a really fine dining yeah and this is a show of your nexus yeah yeah so rude and you have to bite your tongue so rude you do like because I was like I was with you you're like I'm gonna tell somebody I'm like well I just I don't know what if they can well they're wrapping it up they were almost they wrapped

up for a long time they wrapped it up for a long time but it's so rude I mean and then an adult man at the at the pool at the quiet pool there's a guy pull out of his fucking mind he's sitting on an end of the pool in the quiet pool yeah and has his fucking phone up he's holding his phone I think he watched a whole fucking movie I think he did too because they were screaming yeah explosions there's a lot yeah I watched a whole fucking movie on that thing sitting in by the way in front of the beautiful ocean yeah probably the most one of the most majestic views on the planet earth well he looked like he appreciated the final things in life for sure anything to drink with you you like a glass of wine or

oh so you're like water sparkling water what uh brad and the parent that makes me watch it now more more keyed into like shitty parenting even more than before yeah how do you not fucking tell your kid to turn that volume kills me kills me and another one too is when uh the kid just starts I remember the kid got an elevator and just starts barking should it you yeah why are you looking at and you're like whoa whoa whoa first of all say hello yeah say hello to the other human being present like you people don't fucking teach their kids to say hi no unbelievable it's so sad what a bunch of fucking assholes the world is full of assholes tom yep sure is jeans polly by worlds you remember um this video is one

of the all-time hits people love this all right one i am pregnant with my son project jr i'll be five months tomorrow and he's kicking the shit on me right now yeah my dad died three weeks ago tomorrow i think 18 a.m yeah well apparently they have another video oh great i'm so excited i have not seen this i have no idea what i'm about to see um like it is the same too gosh she looks so crazy um but here it is the the yeah mom yeah this video goes to all them whores on facebook this is cindy and i'm ashley cindy hi georgia you're talking about my knees and i'm appreciate that one bit how would you feel if i talk about your family members like they call them nasty names saying oh they got raped although they're all four you know why i i can

care less about your fucking family and my bitch that's her mom that's like her 60 something your of course it is of course it is and the girl right now is like this she's smiling yeah she's really crazy no teeth yep and she's wearing a really cool sweater with a bird on it um okay why would i want to write my own cousins when i can get them from my husband friend oh my god i'm not that way i don't go around i don't touch little kids what at least my daddy is not a fucking fake model yeah hey and you're talking about my husband i think you don't know my family members you don't know them you have never seen them so shut the fuck up in other words make a branch and get over it and my husband don't have boobs either my boobs are not sandbags

they're not saggy i'm not a dirty whore i'm not insisting i ain't no fucking pedophile pedophile so fuck you yeah georgia that goes for me too if you don't like this lump it in other words make a branch and get over it she said it a second time oh boy she's i think she didn't get out her expression the way she wanted to the first time so she was like i gotta get that in again in other words make a bridge and get over it you fucking lump it in other words make a bridge and get over it hold on did she fucking up the first time so shut the fuck up in other words make a branch and get over it and my husband that goes for me too if you don't like this lump it in other words make a branch and get over it she practiced that a lot yeah she does she practiced i feel like

these are like two retarded toddlers they are very retarded yeah i ran with my daughter all the way 100% these two are amazing wow oh shit that's so fucking great geniuses yeah i'm not a pedophile i don't know if you saw this jeans uh this came in from the twitter this is from Amy um did you know that your mom's house fan got arrested no what happened well here we go um a sand springs man was arrested for allegedly drunkenly yelling and cursing at Taco Bell drive-thru customers on thursday oh for fuck's sake now hold on it's one thumbs up it's not letting me i gave you a one thumbs up perfect oh i heard that thank you well anyway they kept asking him where he was from and he said your mom's house what isn't that interesting isn't it

Tulsa Tulsa yeah they're like where are you from he's like your mom's house that's what he kept saying interesting he looks good do you want to look at him yeah here he is he looks a little bit like arty laying oh he hasn't figured out how to shave his beard right either like he's doing that high shave so that he's got extra chins and there's no audio right no that's amazing yeah it's really sad let me check this out and this is amazing what you got what you got what you got holding um that's cool that the guy said your mom that's like a call out to the show do you want to know who definitely listens to the show who so you know the breakfast club power 105 is a big morning radio show uh somebody sent us this they had j rock on the show um from the

trailer bar boy no um you know i'm saying musician but the guess what they had going the whole time in this interview on on the video what a non-mean count they counted is not me a lot of people have been waiting for this album to come out yeah i know i know it's on the way nine 0059 it's on the way man i know it's been a long time coming but i got it for y'all for all the true fans out there that been waiting it's it's coming you know i mean what took so long so they the whole interview runs 25 minutes and they count every time he says non-mean on the screen they're huge fans huge clearly they have to be i mean i feel like we kind of i don't know can you say we pave the way well yeah you know you know i'm saying of course this is our this is our thing

you know i'm saying it's a little upsetting that they've just co-opted it like it's theirs well this is a back and forth it's obviously a conversation but for 25 minutes i mean a bunch of people talk i had a life outside of music too you know i mean so but you know always had a thing you know just take care of family you know i mean doing my own thing on the side but at the same time you know i had to get all them you know problems out the way little trials and tribulations but now i'm back that's okay so how many times do you think he hits non-mean how long is the interview 25 minutes but it's not a monologue i mean obviously you know the other people talk they ask me back then it was a lot of underground rappers that was hard too you know i mean and i used to always hear stories

you know i mean growing up in my neighborhood like no this dude uh man you know shout to my boys check nine in them that's always family you know i mean but you know it's just for me to so what's 25 minute conversation now that's a long time it's a long time and he talks let's say how many people are talking what goes on behind the scenes let's say he talks of a quarter of the time more than that because he's the star right he's the star of the interview for sure i would say he gets a good a good 15 to 20 minutes in of just him talking probably you know in an interview behind the scenes you know it's like you know stuff everybody doing one 30 37 37 okay man

and it's one box and that's that's our zip code non-double motivation you know i mean i will tell you inspiration because like i said if i get scrolling through this saying like i wanted to solidify you know i mean my city you know i mean like you said you're definitely not close i'm not long beach you know man it's time to watch baby man island was one oh three oh four anybody know i'm no oh they did they did one oh three oh four yeah okay i'm at um the halfway point okay so i mean what's the number you can't 115 at the halfway holy shit yeah he's he's really so then yeah wow really doing you know i'm saying you know i'm saying you know i'm saying you know i'm saying i'm saying you know i'm saying you know i'm saying you know i'm saying

now in the video the whole record is it was just always had this one this style like you know i mean one of everybody no i mean no 14 minutes into this he's at 124 you know i mean holy shit all right let's scroll forward it's 25 minutes long at the 20 minute mark he's at 159 wow that's that's really significant every since then you know i mean so shout to bust around make that one 60 i mean all the og snoop e-40 shout to e-40 that's that's the big homie you know i mean yeah and how cool are you with people like are you cool with me you know i never really met ice cube i remember incident yeah i never really immersed it's my 20 hey do your googles do you research shit

we're at 24 40 200 non means holy shit this guy is the champ man wow do your googles man do your googles man you don't see nobody puns stay on hand more than you though hey man you know that's the only way i stress myself might like it might drop tomorrow you never know it might drop tomorrow 203 you never know you know i mean i i took 204 yeah it exactly show my boy envy it's it's gonna be out look it's gonna be out for show man oh wait there's one more is the breakfast club no i mean oh yeah no i mean all right they tagged it there at the end to a five 205 no i means that's crazy that's impressive hey rock you sir are the champion that's crazy that's chips in a bowl and cats it's just spread

out but i think we got to investigate further see how many were in a condensed period of time you know yeah you know i'm saying mutual homie good motherfucker right there you know i'm saying so you know i'm saying he's not gonna fuck with the real you know i'm saying so we'll recognize real game recognize game you know i'm saying yeah yeah so yeah that's that's pretty amazing that's that's really wow that's amazing yeah right now i don't know what you're saying i don't know what you mean it's really really wow it's really impressive genes mm-hmm it's really crazy um almost as impressive as the tattoos we saw this week oh yeah the last week you know we talked about toe rings and what multiple toe rings mean i posted something on facebook i

didn't imagine they would get that type of the traction tell me about yeah well i posted this on facebook i went to my fan page tom segra the fan page um verified and i said i put that picture up oh yeah that girl yeah and i put when you see multiple toe rings on a lady you can count on two things she loves alcohol and she is down for some dangling it reached 53 000 people oh wow wow and there's a currently 116 comments on it wow what a what a wonderful topic to reach the world with yeah i mean that's it has 1.4 cheese 1400 likes wow that really resonated wow well we saw a lady next door next not next door but just next to us she had multiple toe rings and right away we were like uh-oh right we both were like foot tats and a bonus acrylic nails like elaborate nail design

i feel is also directly correlated to one's level of harshness the tattoos on the feet the toe rings that's the other thing is that the foot tattoo we got into the foot tattoo the foot tattoo is more like i'm kind of crazy i'm kind of wild but i don't want to show it too much the idea is i can kind of hide this a little bit right i can hide right like i have a dolphin on my foot so nobody can see it because it's on my foot it's not in your face it's not like an arm yeah i'm not going to make the leap that the the half-sleeve person makes i'm not doing the neck piece or even you know right like they're trying not to be a bad girl but it's really a bad girl move it's like oh i'm really nasty it's the most minimal right so you can you can even cover it up you wear a shoe

that covers it nobody sees it it's our secret it's our secret yeah that was kind of neat and those girls were whores they were like drinking a lot and being all super loud and being very loud had the toe rings had the acrylic nails had the foot tattoo she was like check check check the whore checklist and then we saw a lot of men with bad tattoos and by the way lots of booze that's the other thing a lot of booze also yeah yeah yeah and then there are a lot of men with horrible tattoos like horrible dads fucking dads we counted three dads with the bar wire tat which is absolutely unfor fucking giveable yeah like the tat the tribal armband do the first of all it's an unforgivable tat period but the only way you can even get away you did it you're

doing it now at 18 if you're a fucking 47 year old dad you have to have began like you have to go and already begin the process of having that removed you cannot walk around with that the armband is horrible it's so barbed wire horrible it's horrible and then there's super tough around here it's so gay and then there was um this guy that had like a cobra on his back it's supposed to be like a mean snake but it just looked like the medical symbol the american medical association yeah it did like that's not a very good tat either it's a doctor it's totally a doctor it's a surgeon clearly yeah he's totally a doctor but like i'm gonna tell i gotta get this tramp stamp removed son i hear there's creams out there that you can use now it don't hurt and you can just yeah you have

your whore tat oh it's the worst it's all faded and ugly now it's so old shit i gotta cover that whore thing up yeah you're definitely you let everyone know what team you're on for sure yeah but i wore a cool one piece this week cool pregnant lady one piece yeah nobody can even see what a whore i am sure sure you let him know that's silly yeah now you covered it up this week you didn't know what they let them know what a dirty well you know i'm so enormous now it's what about your massage therapist you had a mommy massage she knew she fingerbanged you when she saw it yeah check it out you know i'm saying this you think my my massage service fingerbanged me i'm asking if once you saw it she goes oh i didn't realize we were doing that type of massage

and then she started to the mommy to be massage yeah they fingerblast you i don't know what's how it happens babe that's not what happens at all you just lay on your side that's really the only difference they don't rub your couch at all nobody rubs your couch no like a little no i see what you're doing with your hand no did they jack your dick at the at the massage it's a hotel yeah yeah that's part of the i said i'm gonna be a dad and they go oh we didn't that's a whole other massage the pre-dad massage yeah you're gonna get lucky now when do when is your dad breath gonna come in i think it starts it starts when i see the baby your mouth starts to decay a little bit you know i feel like my dad's word out where's my first plus is raise your hands okay get the

fucking word out the next time i hear somebody jacking off and somebody's towel because it's happening it's happening a lot and i'm fucking fed up with it and i will go fucking high and right on this shit we're about to have two fucking watch standards 24 hours a day in every fucking aisle wearing little fucking guard belts and your watch and your flashlight to make sure that somebody's not jacking off and somebody else's towel so gross that's like the spa locker room ew did you guys did you jack in other guys oh well that's the thing in the locker room in a spa like that usually there's a lot of eye contact and there's a lot of like jacking off challenge in the spa area yeah who did you win yeah of course yeah it's like who can come the

fastest yeah with the most who can go the farthest all that stuff yeah that's funny girls don't do that at all they're very very modest these girls are really shy they like close the curtains in the locker room to change stuff yeah you guys are fucking chumps let it hang out baby pretty crazy right yeah yeah i mean but are there's tits out and stuff in the women's locker room there there should be but i feel like this place was really uptight you know i've been to places where it's tits out but these people weren't kind of nerds prudes yeah yeah this was like this was a little more prudish on the men's side it's not like the gym where there's like dicks are out and you see a lot of dicks at your gym oh my god and ass holes and guys using the dryer on their ass holes on

their balls crazy it's always older guys you know but yeah yeah they don't give a fuck they're so crazy older guys don't care about anything oh man yeah this is the grossest pasta ever by the way the salmon pasta you got from it's so bad whatever i'm sorry i don't know it looked like i had laverne and bernie's in it and i was like i didn't try it i just saw it i was like oh good good you said noodles did you know a salmon no i just fucked up all right i fucked up so stinky it's sitting here stinking it smells like shit here let's cover it cover that god that's fucking disgusting yeah we should almost close down that whole foods for selling that shit it's so gross so grody yeah some of them it's hit or miss those cold items you know

you can't you can't always get it right a whole farts no not every whole farts is gonna be as it shouldn't be all that hey we got um a video of a guy it looks like he's cooking in prison oh cool you want to check it out i love prison stuff yeah let's see what's up man collie mussel here no y'all motherfuckers out there in the free world been asking me how i eat to get these big ass muscles so guess what we got cooking with slow ass collie mussel today i'm gonna show you how to get 5 000 minimum calories a day in you you see i'm telling y'all out there eat like a runway model like an apricot me and fitch model like a calvin climb model asparagus and almonds and shit well i'm gonna show you how to get slow

you motherfuckers you y'all here looking like you want to be a physique model because you're not eating a lot of calories so i'm gonna show you let's hit it thanks okay um is he really he can't really be uh no here with collie mussel not only y'all been asking me how to cook hypey foods you know what i'm saying y'all out there broke if you ain't got no money spent on no steak for layman y'all this dude is huge what i mean muscular huge he's in prison well i mean i don't think this is i mean this is a production like it looks like he's in jail but obviously it's it's too well lit and shot so i think he's it's just like a setup for this i feel you i've been there you know i'm gonna show you how to get swole with this meal here

i like that he's just talking about food if you're an apricot me and fitch model if you're a runway model you don't need all these calories go ahead keep on eating your almonds and your asparagus okay with a side order celery so you bust these up here some good ramen don't matter whatever kind you'd like muscle you like party cones he's putting uh ramen noodles into like a a pla like a what's it called he's in prison babe most does jargon eat a lot of ramen noodles well i think he's he's telling people to don't have money how to do this you know okay but he's putting it oh like in a Tupperware container he's busting up ramen noodles with his hands and put it pouring them in there eight rounds of protein perp so that's eight times

three twenty four rounds of protein how many you see so bam you do that so what i do now i gotta get the hot water i asked this bitch as co to bring the water but dude this is a fucking this is shot on like a high def camera on it this is nice and he didn't that's what i say about these motherfucking co they think they somebody because they got a badge and a little baton nigga you better check my resume i'm gonna give a fuck about you being the correctional officer you hear me where you at bitch man motherfucker okay i told you ten minutes go bring my wife my god damn hyphy food nigga where you at okay so deep so far so good this is great i really like this where this thing i had man about time you sorry bastard you better not have spit in it even nigga i could tell

well okay well i'll be playing nigga have something done to you out in the house so i don't know why his angle is i'm gonna pretend to be in prison this is definitely pretend right okay you understand this dude is massive look at it boy that's gonna swell up let it swell up let it swell up like that bicep he's making like that oh this is good this is good all you sodium conscious motherfucker this is why you ain't small that's why you ain't small you worried about your sodium and nothing that shit you worried about your macros and all he's pouring salt don't wonder why but y'all you know i got an email over here all in prison how did he get killed here you go all right this is crazy but anyways this video has two million

views oh wow it's it's awfully long for it it's really long usually the good ones are pretty short he's making uh yeah he's making crazy prison shit yeah or fake prison shit right he's pretending to be back i don't know why he's doing that it's so bizarre yeah well you know hey you know jimmy walker dino my apparently of course dude this is new that he's talking about love jimmy walker he's talking about cosby okay finally let's talk about bill cosby yes the way bill cosby's medal of freedom our nation's highest civilian award that is the call from a non-profit group working to prevent sexual assault which filed a petition a petition at whitehouse.gov the white house press secretary josh ernest said today from the podium that staffers will look to see whether

it's legally possible bill cosby previously known as america's dad received the medal of freedom in 2002 from them president george w bush court document show a decade ago the comedian admitted he got prescriptions of qua ludes a powerful sedative to give to young woman women whom he targeted for sex he admitted it it's seen as a potential smoking gun for the more than two dozen women who have accused him publicly of drugging them and raping them meantime officials at walt disney world say they removed a bronze statue of bill cosby from the theme park we reached out for the comedian's reps for a statement they declined to comment jimmy walker co-starred it in 1975 movie let's do it again while he was on the tv show good times and jj you were one of my

heroes and it's amazing to see you and thanks so much for coming oh thank you for having me you were one of my faves too oh my god i was watching that other network today the red network and i didn't know who was interviewing you but you said everybody in hollywood knew this and i'm screaming at the tv knew what everybody in hollywood knew what i think shepard i think everybody knew bill cosby's woman uh propensity that he had a lot of different women on a constant level and it was not really even looked at down upon wait now he's married at the time to the same woman to whom he's married today right yes come here is a great woman they've been married forever and ever but it was i think it was normal behavior maybe in those days if you look at even the women whether

you look at uh your buddy over on cnn anderson cluper look at his mom in her book she talks about a lot of guys that she's done what rape whenever she drank so i think i want to go back to the story at hand jimmy you you knew of how many instances of bill cosby and other women well i knew of at least one when i was in san francisco i was working the hungry eye and a young lady came to the show with a girlfriend who was absolutely gorgeous i was trying to do what guys do and i was talking to her and i said well maybe we should do you know go out or something she says oh no i have a boyfriend he works at the playboy club i said is this guy a comedian and at that time my ego got in the way of shep and i said he can't be bigger

than me and she said well my boyfriend is bill cosby and i went oh i guess he is bigger than me did you go oh i know his wife no i did not say that i did not say that come on come on so but they're saying that jimmy walker knew about bill having girlfriends but he didn't know about the race yeah i mean that's what it sounds like okay i mean you know because i don't think i mean is he saying like yeah everybody knew bill was raping and drugging people we're all cool with it i mean that's not what it sounded like to me does that sound like to you i don't know i don't know what he's saying is he saying like you know he's saying i knew about the other girls girlfriends no i know because i was more concerned i was more concerned about my own male progress at that time

well shep but you didn't know did so that i'm clear did did you know about any of this drug business did you know about these accusations the drug things shocks you know shep the drug the drug things shocks me because if you went to any tennis tournament or anything that cause was playing in there were tons of women that would have gladly gone with uh the cause because he had that kind of personality because but what people don't understand when they when they bring up that defense that's not what appeals to him no what appeals to him is drugging and raping that's the violence the violence is the fun yeah it's a shame to see him now reduce to the kind of the oj simpson of comedy and you guys are boys right we're not boys boys but i love them i go every

year every other year to see cars in person because it's like paying homage going to the mecca because he is the best the best stand up but there's a strong dichotomy there it's like a dr jekyll mr high kind of thing i didn't know about this drug thing i knew about the women wow well there you go there's your answer well you know yeah i don't like it i i think i think the more that i think about this stuff camille had to have known that he was raping and being with all the how do these people protect him i that's the part that is killing me now my husband's real he didn't deliver watching tv he doesn't like drum we think i'd delete him in the first play off my fucking count right yeah i just thought i would throw that in thank you you think camille definitely

knew though yeah yeah i think he's managers and agents knew i think his attorneys know and i think it's gross that people can seal it for this long it's so gross do you think yeah of course i mean i think yeah i think the hell i think yeah everybody who's close to him knew for sure well that's just bill he just likes to drug and rape women you know that's just his thing who am i a judge yeah well i'm starving can we go eat dinner okay but i mean i think this is one last time we should probably imagine the fact that we're really serious about bedside toilets okay i'm gonna take a shit okay i'm gonna take a shit now

that's beautiful you just go to sleep good night good night i don't think i could hear that yeah that's the thing you get used to the noise for it would almost be like a fan running do you hear me get up 500 times a night to go piss no say there you go there you go all right you're exhausted my woman needs to eat something starting to freak out okay um song the song you want to hear i got one it's very sexual in nature let's listen to this all right bye jeans thanks for listening don't forget the ice house september hawaii um charlotte raleigh dc saint louis see you guys soon thanks we love you bye jeans bye james

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you like me to come on over you oh you suck boy but you're good suck it suck my fucking prayer oh um thank you black knife dude yeah gonna cut the damage just to left me yeah come on

yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh coming in the car shoot it at me oh give it to me boy let it all go let it all go