Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - 328-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Episode Date: January 27, 2016

Don't go for the hole! Just find the CLICK! Confused? Well, we have the full audio that makes it simple and easy. Remember, it's all about the click.  Tommy had some surprising browns this episode. Really, they happened DURING the episode. What was the cause? Did Christina brown too?!? Plus Ann Wolfe drops some serious fight knowledge in the Ann Wolfe way AND Will Steven Seagal be challenged as the most ridiculous martial artist by another silly man? Not even close, but we have some fun audio of Chuck Norris.  Did you know Antonio Cromartie had a vasectomy? Did you know it didn't work? We have audio of his orgasm. 

All right, finally Don't be grumpy. This is Theo's song You can't be upset when you hear this song. It's beef. He's running in the grass How cute is this? I love Theo. I love him so much How much more do you love the beef than Bitsy? Bitsy's the worst dog ever Such a shitty shit dog. We still love Bitsy though. Now she's good, but she's still a puppy There's no comparison. She

Every ten seconds she has something different in her mouth. The other day I caught her with a piece of broken glass and I'm chewing on it and like it's a toy. She chews rocks, nails Resilient though so far no trip to the vet for it. Knock on wood Any shows you want to plug? Oh Well, I mean look it's far in the future Slow we're slow today. Let's be honest. Are you as tired as I am? I'm sick All right, here we go April 1st through 2nd Flappers committee club in sperm bank, California

April 1st 2 2nd April 20th I'm doing one night's event her comedy club 8 p.m. Show and then May 27th or 28th the comedy store in Legiola, California Legiola, you're going out there. Huh? La Jolla, right? Yeah, La Jolla. La Jolla. That should be fun. It'll be great Yeah, and then out of that steep row. I'm talking about the dark side of the forest this week She gave you that idea watching fart wars with you Watch revenge. Was it the revenge of the Sith? Yeah, I loved it. I just love it. Don't you think Darth Vader's the coolest? Yes

Would you rather be him or Luke Skywalker? Vader I mean I'd rather be evil. Yeah You're almost there. Yeah, I wanna kill people let's talk. I know you do We'll talk about your artwork. Let's talk about it in a little bit So peep this I'm going to Shark Lake City The What is it called?

Shark Lake Shark Lake City in one in Utah February 5th and 6th The tickets are moving to get them now And then February 26 and 27th. I am doing Staying up live in Fartlix, Arizona Fartlix not Fartnix. That's a new one. Yeah You like it? Yeah

I'll be there this Fartlix February February you gotta say both ours. Yeah, February And then I go to Tacoma Sacramento and Cleveland Are you gonna eat at a restaurant in Cleveland? Of course. What's that shit called? Green Tavern. I think. Oh my god That is the best restaurant in the country. It's so fucking delicious. Oh my favorite restaurant outside of anything in LA Yeah, man. I gotta take a shit. Really? Let's get through this stuff. But yeah, I'm gonna have to stop this

Give me my second crazy shit. I know why the green smoothies you've had two and twenty-first Let's not talk about it. Let's just fucking go crazy Wow, you should have turned it down. I told you why I didn't tell you my head I told you not to drink it and I'm fucking you got a shit. I'm saying colors What do you think it's gonna be like oh Can I guess the number? Yeah six I Bet it's a six. It feels like a six. You know what you can feel inside you you go

Yeah It's urgent It's an urgent matter. I can't wait to hear all about it. This is your second sixth of the day It's the green smoothies. I fucking you can't handle Man, I don't want to deprive anybody of the story and we're back. So let's walk me through it Before our sponsors get there What they pay for That was an emergency. Yeah. Yeah, I had a green smoothie right before we left. I'm sick. I wish it devolved that I am I

Got a respiratory infection second one in a month. Cool. I know it's good It's good with the newborn in the house too. I'm panicked 24-7 and he's gonna get it now You like like I get it from like smoking from AIDS. They're hanging out. Yeah, you did. It's just totally voluntary. So go ahead. So So Any hoodles I I've been sick I'm on meds and I've been drinking smoothies because I'm trying to get like just good stuff into me. Yeah, and I drink I Don't know

Drink one last night, but the one you made you made us last night was a little suspect because it made me nauseous I couldn't really eat after really. Yeah, I fucked up. Fuck me up a little bit I had the same thing. I felt fine. Would you just put the greens in there and and then there was like a superfood powder That's what it is. That's what it is the powder. It's that plant one. Yeah, the nutritionist gave me That's what it is. He told me he's like it's it fucks up people he didn't say fuck But he's like it messes up people's stomach. So be careful if it doesn't mess you up great But he's like that will make you go to the bathroom a lot remember when we were on that juicing fix Yeah, I had that super green stuff. Yeah, that made me just sharp

Immediately right so this powder. It's probably the powder to give you like cramping We're kind of leaving out the fact that we were like today that I had a smoothie and then a burger Wow, you know, that's like every day for you So I don't think burgers affect you the way greens do that's true If we're gonna do an autopsy on this shit. Yeah veggies have a Much bigger impact fried things and veggies. Yeah, I'm not good with either of those So you shit here at the office. Oh my god, you don't understand liquid. It was hot liquid

It was hot fire and six or seven. It was about a six and a half. I mean, there was a little solid, but it was mostly Do you want to lay down are you tired? I want to tap out for sure What was the clean up like the clean up was I Mean it was a little bit. I don't know if I cleaned up actually Did I wipe? I think I forgot to wipe. No, no, it's fine. It was fine. It was fine Yeah, how was the paper was it on the paper a lot? Yeah But it's actually easier to clean those up than a thicker mushier That's true

That's true because when I have five and a half That's why I have to go into the shower because they're kind of chunky. That's the problem And can I point something out here? And then you smush it About too much too many ads before the payroll There's no ad yet. You're getting a show right now. Okay. It's it's almost eight minutes in We haven't done an ad and we're in full show mode Because life takes over though Tom I know life is art artist lie

So you would take that mess that I made let's say straight to the shower. Absolutely. Absolutely. No wipes. No, no Fucking maniac. You're a savage But here's what I do for like a five and a half if there's a little chunky. I do wipe I do one wipe to I've just investigated and then I go Because what's the point I'll be wiping all day Oh You're so grody, man But it's better than it's gonna rub your cooler raw if you keep wiping and wiping wiping especially if it's a hot diarrhea

Yeah, especially You know what though you're like a bear, you know bears they eat stuff They're like oh long long long long and then they go. Oh, that was bad Yeah, and then but they don't learn the lesson Like I feel like you just keep eating the same stuff over and over and you never learn the lesson Never learn Right like a sushi. You always order the same thing that gives you diarrhea I forgot about why when we go to eat breakfast at that place here

Yeah, and you always always have to shit after but you keep ordering the same thing. No, I do learn it just takes me longer Like I I just need to experience bad results with something like four or five hundred times and then I learn Not not a quick learner. I am a quick learner. I Got it What did you learn today? It's not good to Have the green smoothie With all the superfoods It's the powder. I know it

All right, James, all right, you ready to do this already. How's your asshole? It's pretty good. Is that stinging? No, it doesn't sting. Well, then you're fine. I know was it hot You know, it's just like it was gurgly and loose I feel like I could probably have another one, but it wasn't hot. It wasn't hot. It wasn't no That's the worst when you get like a hot runner. Yeah, I can't even wipe that off You're really in you're fired up today Let's start the show, okay. Yeah, here we go, man. Yeah sure first of all niggas Y'all need to learn how to eat motherfucking pussy

bitch Ain't worried about why bitches be taking your bitch on the cool because bitch y'all don't know how to eat pussy bitch You get down there and you think that if you Literally whole and stuff like you serve the purpose bitch. I'm saying one fucking thing We eat this bitch the whole is so motherfucking irrelevant bitch. You have no motherfucking idea Don't bring anyone loving to this Christina I

Feel like I got so good at painting that I should take a guitar down a painting like painting You know like making paintings because artist. Oh my god So that I feel like I can do more than like should take on another thing Yeah, how you look like just now when you did the guitar that guy in Sopranos That played in the East Street band Stevie little Stevie. Yeah, you look like him. No, I fucking don't you look exactly like I don't look like that fucking retard I Hate the East Street band. I hate that fucking actor. I know I know that's why I said it You're such a jerk. Why would you do that? It's retired. Why would you be such a retard?

Well, you're saying that because you're such a good Artist they now you've moved on to becoming an air musician. No, I mean, I think here's the thing I don't think playing guitars that big of a deal. Right. I think that like This is super easy. I'm so in sync when I hear music. Yeah, I don't think there's a big difference between playing an air guitar I'm playing real guitar. You know what's interesting You're adapting some of Steven Seagal's Personnel I think that you guys have been spending so much time together. Yeah Now you're like the best at everything too

Guitar he plays guitar. He plays in a blues band. I know are you gonna first of all, you've got your DJing career Are we still gonna stay with that or are you transitioning now into? No, I got gigs lined up. I Got gigs lined up, man Where are you gay in when I go to Phoenix at the end of February? Yeah I'm doing the shows and then I'm setting up a DJ gig for for Phoenix. It's a great idea Actually, it's over in Tempe. I think a tempi tempi. Yeah, is that how they say it? Yeah, Tempe. Yeah, it's Tempe No, it's Tempe No, yes, it is. Is this like that Jimmy Johnson video

What's his name Jimmy John? Are you lying to me? No, you're not lying to me. No, it's not Tempe. It's Tempe. No, it's not Yeah, huh. No, it's not Tempe That come on. No lie to me. The Jimmy Johnson video was bad enough What are you doing are you looking it up tempi also indonesian tempo Tempe also indonesian tempo. I prefer Tempe, Arizona. I'm gonna say Tempe. You say Tempe. No, Tempe Tempe Here's another thing it says places that no one knows how to pronounce. Okay, let's look it up. I'm looking it up Tempe

Oh, come on. Come on, man. Come on. By the way guys, Amazon shit. I forgot to say it Would you please shop using our banner? Thank you. Oh Yeah If you shop on we've been shopping on Amazon since we had the kid so that we don't have to leave the house There's so many boxes so many boxes But yeah, use Amazon Tempe Tempe Tempe It's a bit X either it's for next everybody knows you're making me crazy to pee

Okay, come on. All right, move it on. So your artwork you post it on the end. I posted it Okay, I have a vlog if you guys go to my YouTube channel. It's just Tom sugar. I've posted three vlogs and We're gonna be posting more stuff. I'm gonna be posting stuff there We also posted a video on your mom's house YouTube channel and I know we got a lot of comments like should we expect the next one in three years? No We're gonna be more dedicated to it. We're gonna be posting more but

In my latest vlog vlog, it's so fun. I don't want us to call it. Do you know my latest post? This video for 12 years old. I know I I I show you a piece of artwork that I made I don't think you should show people I got some interesting feedback. No, I'm serious Like I don't I know you posted it on Instagram, right? No, I put it on YouTube also. Yeah, I wouldn't I take it down I think they are gonna question your sanity and your mental health. Why do you say that? It's so mentally ill Like I saw it and I was like you got to show this to your shrink because I think something's wrong Something's wrong Dude, it's like when we started dating and there are red flags and I ignored them. This is another one of those

What are you talking about? It's so crazy what you drew You left this in the yeah, I mean, what do you tell her right now? What are you doing? Let me describe it to the listeners Okay, describe it. So is that is that you know who is that? There's it's just a man It's a horrible profile Yeah, of a person with their tongue sticking out and then there's two bales of hay

One brown is that what that is one pink their bushes. Yeah, and then a gun with a bullet pointing to the guy's head and Then what's that up here? That is the Sun that black Sun because dark times are upon us I mean if you speak to an artist you have to be willing to deal with Okay, the explanation and that's not a gun firing a bullet. What is it? It's shooting a fart Why didn't you say that well, I don't have to yeah, but I'd rather know that now it makes sense I mean before you think that Dolly and Picasso and Monago will hear what I was trying to do here

I mean, you know, I don't feel like explaining it so an artist this man How come is that a mohawk that he has? No, it's just regular hair. Okay, and then how come he's got is that shit on his neck? No, it's a blood Someone stabbed him in the neck Right before the painting took place. You left this in the condo. Yeah, did you sign it? Yeah? Oh my god You think is it I'm gonna get in trouble No, I think someone's gonna report you as being what the best of the year Look, can I read some of the comments? Sure. Do Nate be 503 writes what the fuck?

You're a regular Pablo Picasso You're the king of painting is anything you can't do no Anything else This is horrible poop bullets nice. This is terrible. It's not terrible. It's a horrible horrible Okay, hold on Almost as remarkable as your many accents Was this painted with your pubes It's not nice. I don't appreciate any of those comments guys. I

Don't know. I mean, are you gonna continue painting or is this a one-time? I don't know. I was thinking about kind of investing in Are you gonna turn the nursery into your Yeah, you know what I also wanted to do I wanted to get our friend Shauna to maybe give me her opinion on it as opposed to yeah all these fucking Novices they don't know what they're talking about. Okay. Well, funny. You should mention we're Skyping on Wednesday for that steep, bro Maybe I'll show her your artwork and get a professional's opinion. That's what I'd like. Okay, cuz in my opinion I'm just gonna go out here and say it now. I think

Shauna's gonna be blown away. Yeah, and I think you're gonna eat your words When she hears it and goes, oh, this is some of the best new art I've seen What's your Instagram account so people can come and see this monstrosity? Segura Tom Because a 16 year old British boy named Tom Segura took Tom Segura. I Think it does kind of worry me honestly when you showed it to me I Did kind of go like inside a little and then I realized we have a kid together and I can't leave you now You can but I want to babe. What the fuck man You know, it's definitely mentally ill. A lot of people were blown away on our on our your mom's house YouTube site

We put a video up called master of accents where I kind of show off a little bit all the different stuff I can do now accents a Lot of people were blown away, you know, you can see it in the comments that they've never seen anybody with that skill but a few people were rude and Said that I remind them my act. I have the same ability to do accents that Shane lead us to do songs There I miss him I miss that he did Mariah remember when he did diamonds and pearls course D to the

Yeah We lost a lot of listeners Here we go, here we go so I didn't realize you're so multi-talented. I mean brilliant stand-up comedian DJ and now painter. It's pretty amazed. The thing is you might not know this or believe this looking at that painting I'd never painted before. Oh, wow You know, I just picked up a brush. Yeah

Mm-hmm. I have to tell you something. Yeah, that is the worst painting I've ever seen in my whole life That's so mean. Yeah, why would you say that? I think like a retarded Retarded kid would do better. Why would you say that? I think our dog could do better than that. What is wrong with you? Pain better pain. That's so cruel. I'm gonna let FIFO paint something and we'll compare it All right, bitchy, but it's he's done your being the meanest person ever. Why do you think it's such shit? It's so terrible Whenever you draw me Yeah, remember when you used to we used to draw each other like on airplanes and stuff

Yeah, and you know you draw me the same way with a big hook nose and then my mouth open and my tongue sticking out But that's an accurate. You're gonna draw you right now. I'd like that. Yeah, I'll draw you. Okay I brought a hammer So finally hang things up in here. Oh, it's only been how long since we lived here now Are you gonna you're gonna draw I'm gonna draw but we just keep talking go ahead But do you want to see my profile as you draw I release I can see it. Oh, yeah, okay Make sure it looks accurate. Okay, so here we go. We're gonna get coverage now of you drawing

God, is there anything more boring for a listener to hear you draw something? Well, we can keep talking. That's what my whole point was Okay, okay, okay, I am okay We'll put this online. Okay We can see how Can we talk about the opening clip? I don't think we addressed that yet. Oh, we really have to get into that for sure That was a nice one. Who sent you that? I'm not sure it was a listener though. But anyways, was it just to you like a porno clip two seconds

I was able to bang out a Drawing of you. Yeah, that's the drawing you always do with me. That's the one you always that's not who I am Wait, hold on. Let me see like is it look like this There you go. I just nailed it I got your teeth down perfectly. I got it. Okay. I Did a great job. Can I draw you now? Sure. Give it to me now The listeners have to see this. So make sure we post this. I know Hey Hitler

Oh my god, but this is kind of true I mean, I think what she's saying hits you because of the way she says it But is she is she wrong about it about eating pussy like that while the hole doesn't matter She's right. So that's what I'm saying. So she actually said something You know very accurate. Yeah, right? Yeah, no one cares about the hole, but how many people make that mistake? Right, here's you Do you want to see can you see what that is? Yeah, that's really cool. It's accurate, right? Yes What do you think? It's rude as shit. I got your beard. I got the color in your beard. You just drew a butthole. Yeah

But I got your mouth. There's your mouth right there and hair around it You hate me. You're gonna. I love you. I love you. You're gonna leave me soon. I can feel it with our newborn Yeah, no, who's gonna fucking father me and the bastard child father you father the kid This guy no, I need you now. I need you to do things like take out the trash Somebody talk somebody I hate to ruin your day, but I think she was a victim of sexual abuse Why would that ruin our day it's perfect Let's go back to some sexy talk, okay, so she's right she's saying guys need to

They're going for the hole when they and nobody cares. Well, you're a lady so you can come and you can comment Ain't worried about why bitches be taking your bitch on the cold because bitch Y'all don't know how to eat pussy bitch. You get down there and you think that if you Lick the little hole and stuff like you serve the purpose bitch Let me say one fuck thing when you eat pussy bitch, the hole is so motherfucking irrelevant bitch You have no motherfucking idea, bitch. It's fucking irrelevant. Stop licking the whole What's your life do something else? Look if you want to lick a whole bitch lick the asshole bitch

Now we think that I like to move on with your life. She's right about that How many times have you been there spread eagle and someone's going for the hole? And you're like how many times yeah, we're like, I mean are you like rolling your eyes like come on? That's like asking you how many paintings have you done one? I thought you're a prolific artist It just gets natural. I was like how many how many times you've been to a be the spinning probably a few hundred You be that

Tempe tempe tempe No, I mean look it happens a lot. It's more and more as I was younger. Yeah, you don't just lick the hole I wouldn't let you do you wouldn't let me so my instincts are wrong No, if you did that, I would not let you be like could you stop licking the hole? Nobody cares Yeah, but then there's some girl listening who's like I love having my whole licked. So I don't know But most probably don't most are probably like no there's a spot that feels really good Maybe you could spend more time there. Yeah, I mean the way our anatomy set up That would be logical that a dude would go for that as opposed to and what about this young lady's advice that if you're gonna

Like a hole might as well lick the asshole. That's personal preference again That's something that I can identify with her on what you getting your asshole. Well, I sure wish somebody Stop licking the whole move on with your life If you don't lick a whole bitch lick the asshole bitch, I promise you the asshole won't do more than a motherfucker put her just Stop doing that So anyway, bitch It's been a motherfucker pussy bitch, there is something called a motherfucker click What you do is you open that bitch for the to the size of the state of motherfucking text bitch you you

You fucking dissect that bitch bitch you just open it you fucking open that bitch and bitch you you in it The click the paraton y'all become one bitch you become one when you become one bitch You study you study that bitch then you look at it and soon as you feel like y'all been came one y'all got out I bet you go in for the wind bitch you go in then when you get like on the clickin shit, bitch you bitch Suck that click so motherfucking courageous nigga suck that motherfucking clicks on motherfucking good bitch to your dick get hard That's when you know your pussy right bitch. I hear background noise like she's kind of trying to talk low She's a doctor. She's got a stethoscope on She's waiting to go into surgery. Yeah

No, she looks like she's laying in bed, but there is a lot of background. Yeah, it sounds like there's people and she's trying No, maybe she's sleeping on a shelter. I don't know Move on with your life, but she is I think she's doing God's work in a way. Yeah, because Her and the vegan vagina guy Well, but I mean how many people need advice on this on you know, I I Yeah, it's a tricky one. I mean guys. I know would like to give out blowjob notes a lot Right. Yeah

What's your notes? Don't don't go anywhere near the head or the tip Just lick the middle of the penis Just look at it like around the outside. Yeah, just in the middle of the shaft. Yeah, but that's for you though What are you talking about the worst advice you could ever give somebody No What's just the middle of the penis no, I don't know I mean who knows no I mean blowjobs out of now people like them. I guess they like them different

But pretty much the same and when everything, you know, you focus on on and near the head Okay, just below the head. I hope our kid listens to this one day Well, he's I mean he's gonna be getting blowjobs soon. That's true Dry real dry Guys like dry dry blowjobs. Yeah, and handjobs too. Yeah Dry blowjobs you know what girls like slow and always never pick up the pace Girls like when you just shove in a lot of fingers at once dry fingers dry fingers as many as you can as quickly as you can Remember that Chewy Bravo

Poirot, he did it. Yeah, would you and he trying to forget it? He shoved his little his little sausage fingers in that girl pretty hard Bitch you need your mother fucking getting the bitch the bitch don't text me. I'm in the middle of fucking shit Which is yeah, you know, I bet you and you you feel like your dick is that strong bitch and it's ready bitch Yeah, but you see the motherfuckers, right? And when you see that bitch get the Body get the trembling and she didn't I had to get the rolling back and that bitch trying to talk and she like Bitch you got the motherfucking business clear now, let me let you know some, you know Fingers they not really that important too

But if you want to get a little frisky every now and then stick your little thing in that don't stop sucking a clear bitch Keep your motherfucking mouth on the click bitch. That's what's important bitch. That's gonna get you to the next level She says click I think sounds like click. Yeah, she says bitch. What are two times? I think maybe the problem is that guys can't find This part, you know what I mean? You're looking for the click. They can't find the click. Yeah I mean, I imagine it's hard to the clicks there. How do you know where the click is? You got to move stuff around? I mean It's not near the asshole. It's not now so the other end of it and you got to move some stuff around

You know, you probably got to get a pair of clippers and trim some stuff down And you got to spread some things around and then you find the click Okay, yeah That's how it works stupid stupid It's how it works, okay. All right What do you got? Well, I think we should talk about how What? You know the kitchen deodorant by the way

Just every time I use it it has one of your fucking armpit hairs on it every time I open it up It's got a Tommy buns hair, but you know what? I'm so tired these days. I just go ahead and wipe it right on I don't even care. Well, the kitchen deodorant is mine. So it's not It's our kitchen deodorant and it's our socks, too. I Spent a hundred and fifty dollars on socks last week just trying to make sure that I get to keep some I know I love it and I use it. I love them. I use them all. I'm wearing yours right now. Are you black ones? Yeah, look, and you're the worst. Oh, they're good. How else am I supposed to have socks? Why don't you get your own sock drawer and your own socks because we don't have that kind of space

We're not wealthy people. We can't afford that Can we please talk about the power strip situation? This actually really made me laugh. So For three years We've been living in a current place a little over three years Yeah, and the way that the room is set up my side of the bed Has outlets on it and your side does not For a while. You also didn't have a nightstand And then one day we bought one we put a nightstand there for years

I didn't have a nightstand for about this whole time We just got the nightstand about four months ago when I was preggers and needed to eat Tom's all the time so then Couple days, you know, you go I'd like to have like the lamp on my lamp on my side. So if I get up to feed him at night You know, I can see yeah, like but there's just nothing we can do Because there's no there's no outlets on my side. So, you know what I did though I brought in an emergency lamp that we yeah, yeah, it's battery operated and I put that by the bed

But that's just nothing I can do and I said Well, I mean we could just get Like a power strip with a long cord like it plug in there and you go. Oh, yeah, let's get one And then I said do you realize that we waited three fucking years to solve this like it was Like for three years, we went there's just no fucking outlets No, we don't know what to do and then one day. I was just like a long cord could solve that And then we bought it we're like, oh we solved this after three years I haven't had electricity on my side

Me drinking green smoothies for three years and realizing that they made me shit Guess what I have to shit really bad again. Are you serious to the point where we're gonna have to stop this now? We have to stop this I have to shit really bad We're 40 minutes into the show. I got a shit All right, we're back. Well It was um It was horrible. Can you describe it? Well, there's less in me because you know, I kind of got a lot out of me Yeah, but and did did you have cramping before you shit like did it hurt?

it was rumbling and You know, I was trying to see if I could Basically hold it right No, no, but it didn't hurt coming out No, it didn't hurt coming out, but it was really not nice Because when I have diarrhea, I get like really painful cramps cramps, you know, yeah, and then I shit like it fucking hurts Did it hurt your cool-o? It hurt a little more this one. There's a little more sting to it this time hotter. Yeah, it was it was hotter and

You know, it wasn't nice. It wasn't a nice and how was the cleanup? Um It was you know sloppy it was bad. I mean it took a minute Don't you wonder how couples who hide bowel movements from each other would deal with a moment like this? Yeah, always Like how do you how do you pretend like it's not happening? I'm not feeling well Yeah, my tummy hurts. Yeah Yeah It's a code, right? Well, my ass hole is a mess

Yeah, your ass holes and shambles and you still want me to lick it today Well, like if we were doing that today, I would say I Would say let me hop in the shower real quick first to be nice. Thanks. That's that's cool. That's what the cool couples do each other Don't think so Wow, come on I Miss him you miss him. I miss Rocco. I seem retired from the game. Yes. He's teaching now. Oh good. Good for him Yeah

Anyways back to the side table the story so for you three years now almost I Said you shit Kate. Yeah I've been living without a nightstand like I'm nowhere to put my books or my iPad or anything Yeah, you just didn't we finally got me a nightstand It's because I because my side of the bed is close to a door that goes into Linger in laundry room So we just thought there's no no way for me to have anything on the side of the bed True until we found like a small night table and now the power strips gonna change everything

Three years we went without power on that side just because We never thought of chords so stupid and the this nanny that's working with us She goes, you know, you guys should have like a laundry basket She goes for the dirty laundry and then one for the clean stuff to be put in and my mind blew It was like wait what I know you can do that. You can have two laundry baskets. We're not millionaires You know that reminds me of though is when you ever read something where you're like Yeah, right, but it's something that is Almost common knowledge. It's like the four agreements

Mm-hmm, like do your best, but he puts it in terms you like I should do my right It's like obvious stuff. Yeah, it's obvious. It's like that day. You showed me that fuzz yogurt Yeah, how you can just fold yeah And all the toppings go in there. I had no idea for years. You know what happened one time. I was on a I asked for a portable DVD player, right? Christmas present. Yeah, someone in my family got I think my mom got her somebody got it for me So I'm on a flight with Rogan and I pull out my portable DVD player I put it on the you know that the table that you eat on

Put a DVD in he just kind of looks at it. He's like What do you got there? And I go portable DVD player Watch movies And he goes can't you just put DVDs in your laptop? And I go yeah Okay, and then we got off that flight I didn't think about that so I was traveling with a laptop and

Two times the electronics Taking up so much fucking space too. I remember that DVD player. We still have it. It's heavy It's like a brick because I ended up plugging it into the television It's heavy. It's really heavy. It's not really that quote portable. It's like putting two laptops in your backpack And I go with this one I play DVDs on and then the other one I I can do it also, but I don't that's what I did I got fucking idiot He just went like yeah, it goes smart too. Yeah, he was like, well this guy's not that bright. Yeah

Well, that's how we roll in our house Oh, we could plug in a plug with a cord and then then you can plug stuff in too Jesus are the best them It's like even in our living room. I don't like the lighting like the built-in lighting Yeah, we just broke down and bought a lamp like a floor lamp yesterday Yeah, like maybe maybe we should just get a floor lamp and we can make it light however we like it There once the sun starts to dip that room becomes a cave I know

That's so stupid. But you know, you and I aren't wired for practical things When you write shit jokes for a living Oh I know I know, you know what I was thinking too about about my shits right now Yeah, we're also ignoring the fact that I'm taking antibiotics. Yeah prescription cough medicine um A mucous thinning

Um, you know music mucinex dm pill and I'm saying I have all that in my stomach as well. Could be that Of course that on top of the fact that When I wake up, I've been laying on my back. We're probably just draining this shit into my stomach for the last 10 hours But that but that wouldn't give you explosive diarrhea. That's for sure. Well, what doesn't do. Yeah, of course why I I still I still think it's the powder. I know it is a combination of everything. Yeah. Yeah It's everything. I'm sorry, james. Oh and add fat burger You add fat burger. No cheese. No relish. I know. Well, I said no cheese

I mean no relish and cheese add cheese. No, I'm saying that it wasn't that that rich. Yeah, it's kind of I don't I don't like the relish either on that fabric. I'm glad we uh did away with that. I never kind of did You think you mean to push harder? Mm-hmm Well, you texted me while you were shitting What did you say? I just said I think I texted you Let me see I said wow bad in here. Mm-hmm

You said really that's weird push harder That's not cool. I want to get home. I want to take a nap. It's hard. Um This episode we've featured Very strong black women already So if you want to stick your finger in every nine then and duly and and and you know, it's okay It's okay, but never not suck the click. It's fucking important. That bitch stop texting me It's fucking important. It's so important. So The click she does say click

Um, and there's another woman strong black woman that I love. It was not talking about her click Name and wolf we've played her on the show before she's a boxing trainer Oh, yeah, I like this lady. Oh, she's amazing They interviewed her at a fight Uh, Kirkland fought. I don't know who anyways it's like a post post fight interview and there's just a couple clips of her saying

Just amazing shit. Okay. Here she is I mean if if bands and butts with candy chairs and nuts, we'd all have america christmas, but it ain't If if if if ads and butts was candy cherry and nuts, we'd all have a merry christmas, but wow Did she make that up? I never heard it before. That's pretty cool I mean if if fans and butts was candy chairs and nuts, we'd all have a merry christmas, but it ain't Wow, that's a great saying got it. I don't even know what it means. I guess that means like if excuses were or candy Yeah, so if you're saying is the guy was probably like, well if this had happened He's like, yeah, well if it has a bus with candy cherries and nuts, we'd all have a merry christmas

I've never heard that before and I like it. It's really good. Hmm The fighter is in there and the fighter does do all the fighting But it is crucial that you have a good team behind you You have to You have to have somebody in there that's going to make you do what you don't want to do I make james do what he don't want to do. See james was her fighter and he fired her He when he decided to go another direction

And after he got rid of her He's been losing fights. So she's basically saying I Work him so hard. Well, let her explain. I'll make him uncomfortable I make him feel like dog shit on a stick And that's what has to happen Because if that don't happen you have to be prepared to fight You got to be prepared to lose your nuts

And everybody say oh would she talk shit to him or this or that But were you going out to fight? Would you rather to be on your mother fucking back? Or would you rather me talk shit and make you run and get your ass whipped in the gym? Or would you rather get fucked up in the ring? You have two choices? I mean I still What I came out here hoping that james Was gonna be victorious, but unfortunately he wasn't that's why I love I love

This personality in the world of sports. I love sports figures That that shoot it straight 100% of the time there's no bullshitting with her. Yeah, she's completely honest and she tells you You know people like her are successful in what they do because of their approach And it's hard line, but it works. Yeah, I like it. That's why I liked rex ryan He always talks shit. Yeah, I think because for some reason in sports people are programmed to not be honest

So they lose a game and they're like, well, we didn't do as good as we could have done And you're like motherfucker. Just say what you really mean. Yeah, which is so and so fucked up. I fucked up here, right? Yeah, it was so much more interesting. We your mind is set to fight Either you're gonna fight or you're not gonna fight and ain't no fucking you think a slave didn't want to pick cotton was like, okay, um I'ma just don't I'm not gonna pick cotton. No, hell. No, you got to be ready You got to say, okay, I'm gonna go through that goddamn grind and go through all this hell and hot water That's that's quite the analogy. Yeah, I don't know about the slave analogy, but And finally they ask her I think

How she grades the team That did train him for this fight and last question. Um, what do you know about his team and what was your overall? You know, if you were to grade them per se, uh, what would you grade them as as their team? I don't know nothing about his team, but I give him a motherfucking f Is what I give him a f You know why? Because once I would have knew that I couldn't control james, I would have walked away

You had a lot of coaches a lot of good coaches that walked away Because guess what? I don't give a damn who comes to my gym. If you're not gonna do what I tell you to do Then goodbye, I'm leaving because I would rather leave now Then to walk out of here like that I like her. I like her a lot. Can she train me? You would cry so much. I know I like her a few moments with her I don't think she would train you but I think this one would train you But you wonder why bitches like be taking your bitches on the cool because bitches know how to eat pussy

When I tell you bitches can eat pussy. I'm one of them bitches, bitch Bitch, I will take your bitch. Yeah, I give a back. I ain't give a back bitch, but Bitch, I'll take her. I'm just trying to let you know that when eating the pussy the home does not matter I got it. I got it. Wait. I thought brothers don't like to go down. That is that's some nonsense No, I thought I thought that's true. The black guys don't eat the pussy. No, it's not totally true, man I think that that was more like a Like a bravado thing that started happening and you know hip hop

20 years ago in like gangster rap like no, I don't eat the pussy. I just get my dick sucked, you know Oh, right. Like I got it. It's like all about taking care of me, but it's not really true. Yeah, that's silly, you know So can we do dental update, please? Oh, sure. I didn't realize okay I Love it so much this super music. So I have some news I I went to floss Not proud of this for the first time in like a few days And it was I got blood on the floss. Wow, that means you're not flossing enough. I know

I'm getting mom mouth. It's the beginning of mom mouth. Wow Do moms have mom now? Absolutely I know you have that thing where your enamel's eroding. It's not my thing That's not my thing. That was from the Real plastic surgeons of Beverly Hills on netflix There's a girl that ate so much candy and drank soda and drank soda and lemon candies and jawbreakers She broke the enamel erosion. Yeah, it was so creepy. It looked all translucent and yellow It's really gross, but I'm wondering how long before I can get my old flossing

Back, you know what I mean? Yeah, how long before there's no blood on the floss I'm so upset. It takes a few days. You think so. I've done it before I'm saying I've gone long without floss and you floss you see blood a couple days later They build up a resistance. Okay, so I think they're too tender I know that's why because I've been neglecting my gums do it do it today twice do it tomorrow And I'll be back. I'll be back because I have a cleaning scheduled for uh, February like the second week You gotta get on it. I'm so afraid of her judging me the cleaning lady You know, she judges she'll be like

These back teeth are a little dirty. You need to get your back teeth warm. Fuck you bitch. You get them. That's why I'm here You clean them How are your teeth? They're all right, man They're not great I flossed yesterday. I mean, I've been flossing but not every day Um, I always feel you know, you always feel gross Even brushing when you're sick. So since I'm sick

Yeah, even when you brush your teeth, you feel like I don't know It's almost feels like you're spreading your sickness or something. God. I gotta tell you what our toothbrushes Are too similar in color and I know you're colorblind and I'm convinced you're using my toothbrush I do it all the time. I do what I'm healthy God, which which one's yours quick? Mine's the gray one There's no gray one green one. That's the one I'm using. That's what I'm using the green blue one No, that one's mine. That's one that one's mine. No, dude. I'm being serious. There's no red motherfucker. There's turquoise Yeah, and then like a blue

Okay, yours is a dark blue. Oh, okay. I'll start using that one I'll start using that one. I hate your sickness. I just hate that. It's around our kid Thank you. I'm dreading having a sick baby to take care of now. I appreciate you. I appreciate you Um, I just got this update. Well, I was taking a ship by the way on my phone Yeah, February 6 when I'm in Salt Lake City Both shows that night sold out So we added a third show So letting our listeners know if you didn't get on your

Shark Lake titty tickets To get to the the late show the 1130 show Squad Squad That's so dumb What the fuck does that mean? What do you mean squad? What is that? What are the kids saying that for? So, um

I found this uh, it's a great interview they did with chuck norris or he's breathing heavily and um Check it out. He says If I get in close in here What I'll do, let me turn him around mac If I get in close Then I'll grab here spin around and then choke him unconscious

Right here I use a lot of my jiu-jitsu techniques on this fellow here There's my favorite one Everyone will relate to that if they've seen MMA That's one of the more common ones they use in the octagon

Okay, so he's still doing his thing um Then I really like that he mentions this check this out. Well, you know interesting joe rogan Who is the uh commentator on the ufc? He started the martial arts Because he watched my movies and he watched my techniques and my movies And uh, so that's what encouraged him to become a martial artist Joe has been doing jiu-jitsu

Well, I've been doing jiu-jitsu now for over 20 years And I think he's been doing it for probably 10 to 15 Does that remind you of uh somebody else who inspires people? Well, actually I started studying karate At a very young age. I um Um Sort of lied about my age and got a job watching dishes at a uh Restaurant, I think it was called the wagon wheel or something like that And um

There was a uh a cook there Because back then in america, you didn't really have dojos around you didn't have People teaching kong yeah, they did and you know korean arts and Chinese and japanese they just didn't have it. They were all sort of underground or quietly Teaching and uh, one of the cooks there was a guy called sakamoto sensei Oh my god, why do I feel like we're inside of his mouth when he talks just Yeah Yeah, um

Somebody uh All the emails coming in say hi hitler. Hi hitler It's so funny That clip I had that in my head like on a loop for the last few days. Hi hitler Do you know that I don't even know what the rest of the video is about and I don't care I just like the hi. I know me too. I don't even know what she's talking about Um Nicola sent us an email

Hey, I found your podcast recently a buddy of mine told me about it and it's awesome. I'm a big fan Anyhow browsing through the podcast making out for all the episodes I missed and I hear you mentioned seagull visiting Serbia It was hilarious So I had to write you an update nobody here has a clue what the point of his visit is The thing is we have the most retarded and incompetent politicians ever in power right now And they probably see some point to it in their creed and minds So seagull didn't just meet with the president and the prime minister. He actually became a citizen Of the republic of Serbia and got his little passport

He visited our weapons factories And is building a buddhist temple in one of the outskirts of belgrade Oh, and he played a concert for new year's even the senator belgrade. It is so idiotic He's training our special forces. I think you mentioned that Oh my god, it's hard to believe things that are happening here now It's complete lunacy And that the last celebrity that got the same reception As seagull a few years ago will make you very happy. It was jarajep ardu

You're kidding. It's hilarious and sad at the same time Here's a news report even of once seagull visited from there Keep up the awesome work much love from belgrade nicola. Thank you very much Oh my god. Wow. That's why wait a minute. So now he's got the citizenship serbian citizenship Well, let him explain Yeah What the fuck is he doing with his life? I think it's because his celebrity has probably you know what he's doing He's doing like the michael jackson. Yeah, michael jackson after

um Thriller when he did like i'm bad And people kind of started to go like Um, you're kind of whack like like when cool americans decided he wasn't cool Mm-hmm, and they all go to the eastern block. Yeah, well david hasselhoff did that with germany Exactly and people are like what and these guys like no one here wants to see seagull do anything Yeah, nobody but in belgrade. It's like they're probably In the movies famous what happened to him did he fucking get stung by a thousand

fucking wasps or something because He looks a lot bigger But yeah, that's the guy it's kind of like he has his jet black hair I know he's crazy It's kind of like when I was on road rolls in the 90s and when I was in la I wasn't famous But if you go to like some small town, yeah, you're like you're kind of a big deal. Yeah, they pay you to hang out in bars Small towns. Yeah So you went to bars now one time I did one

And I was like, this is horrible jack and dicks at the bar. Oh jack and dicks second dicks putting dicks in my ass, you know Whoa, really? Babe, what that's so disrespectful. It's so many dicks jack. All right, but anyway. Yeah, he's he's belgrade Isn't it belgrade belgrade famous. Yeah Do you remember this guy that you met um when you were on your bar tour? Oh He blew out our system. Holy shit. I have to actually like I got a Oh my god

Holy shit. Oh, that was our system that blew out. I thought it was the audio recording itself No, that was this guy came so hard when you jacked his dick at that bar In 1998. Yeah Oh geez Geez Come on a little theatrical Oh Oh my god

I'd say all I can think of now is our son growing up and being this much of a fucking loser Of this guy. Yeah, I mean could you imagine what a waste of life that is? Some guy jerking his dick on the internet like that. Yeah, these solo jerk jobs. Jesus, man What's wrong with you setting up your webcam to watch you spill it on your stomach Like You're so fucking crazy You are you really that's the definition of a fucking Zilch zero. Yeah

What are you doing? I just point my webcam at myself and I jerk off on my stomach Yeah, you're a fucking loser. There's nothing lower than that to do on the internet There's a big difference between doing that and doing that with a camera Okay, because we all do it But when you record it and broadcast it all over the world That that is the wait. Let's really think about this of all the things you can do on the web That's the lowest view counts on that are insane Well, because he's screaming like an asshole

Right, but even like it has the they said somebody sent us this one the one that I played this guy It's so disturbing Underneath it. It has you know similar vids. It's all videos of that And it's like hundreds of thousands or millions of views people are like cool I want to watch this guy do it. We just did we didn't watch it. We're playing just audio Oh my god What the fuck put an asshole

Yeah, I think masturbating on the internet is the lowest There's nothing worse No, no there is except when people go shopping and then show you the things they bought Oh, yeah, that's a means dumber than masturbating my Yankee candle. Yeah, I I did a target run and really Who the fuck is watching this? I got this for a dollar. I got this for two dollars I would rather masturbate on the internet than do one of those videos. I fuck dogs get over it. Oh this shake. Yeah She does not fuck dogs If she did I bet she'd be like

Oh Gosh, oh my god Maybe he blew out his own speakers Oh, it's his speaker. Okay It's so upsetting how loud it does that Hey hitler calm down Hitler Geez hitler. Do you think there's hitler porn? You know, there's like everything in porn. I haven't seen hitler porn

Let me look it up. I'm sure what will be sent hitler porn promptly. All you have to do is put it out there Yeah, let's see Let's see. Let's see what's on here. There's one simple church I put I went to a porn hub. I typed in hitler hitler porn and Uh, it says dumb blonde gets a hitler cum mustache. Oh You know what though, I bet that's false advertising. I bet it's not nearly as hitler-ish as they claim I don't think it's as hitler-ish No, no, no, I question that that is category foul dude hitler cum mustache

Yeah, you don't want to see that man I don't want to say it but it's that's not I bet you it doesn't look like hitler's mustache That's what I'm saying. It's probably just a little bit of cum on her upper lip and they're like, oh, it's a hitler mustache Let's see. I have strict standards. There's hitler's last train I think this might be a porno. Oh, yeah, it's an old porno. It looks like it's a hitler porn um Hitler Fuck hot blonde mentions like a dog. Oh, that's just a guy. He's not actually hitler

Duh, did you think hitler made porns, babe? Oh my god Oh I'm not looking for real adult hitler having sex. No, I know Here's a nazi themed thing This guy who has an unfortunate looking face is getting tagged and all the hitler things I don't think he's but I mean, I don't think he's playing hitler in this. I think he's just This the only one that looks like it might be

Is a 1977 porno called Hitler's last train It's really old troubles Yeah, it's and it's What's happening You go have a look I actually had like set design and stuff, you know, yeah the 70s were much nicer

You film quality film film real film. Yeah So it's Hitler in it I can't I mean, I can't I mean, what are you seeing right now a train? Yeah, I don't even see these sex actually in this thing Maybe it's not hitler porn You're right guys. I'm putting the call out Unfortunately, it's right. You're right. I think it's not hitler porn Um, if you find some hitler porn, please send it to us your mom's podcast to gmail that We can't use

In our videos But she he's not saying hey, you're hitler. No, I want to see a guy dressed like hitler having sex with someone Okay Babe, yeah I mean, are you doing the research or are you just playing clips now? I thought I got we're doing the show I forgot we're doing the show. So Yeah, I don't I don't see it, babe That's my answer. Well, I just put a call out there for hitler porn or saddam Hussein porn

Or bin Laden porn. It's gotta exist. God exists Hey, Hitler Hey, that's the next shirt idea Hey hitler, what do you think? Speaking of t-shirts. Yeah, we don't have that one yet. Um, why not? Why don't we do a hey hitler shirt? Man, I wanted to mention this Right now if you go for some reason no one's buying the hey hitler shirts if you go to tomcigura.com In my shop, there's a brand new devils driveway t-shirt from my

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Hey, hey, that's pretty exciting. Is there doubt nabby porn? There has to be You keep making me look this stuff up. I want to see that. Okay. Let me look Carson and mrs. Hughes I think we were watching it last week and what did I tell you as we're watching and I said I bet Carson's got a sick cock on him. We did say that. Yeah, but it's not like we can verify it We gotta ask around Does anybody know Carson from doubt nabby? Anyone else seen his dick? Can someone verify it dick detectives? He does look like he has a big hog on him

But every time I've said that stuff in the past you go, no, that's because we're the dick detectives not very I'm really the one that knows them You know your dicks. Yeah. Okay. So what does his dick look like? Oh, I'll tell you There's doubt nabby porn parody it says Down on abby. Okay. Good one Um Here on after reporting the news

Let's see. I'm trying to see if we can watch the trailer for it This is it The music's spot on Yeah Because that's what they do, right? They they play like close to the the golden retriever jogs Now this sounds like the nightmare before christmas Let's see. Okay

Not worse That's good We're showing castles and wine being poured and house maids unzipping their dresses and stuff Oh, yeah I want to see it Would you watch that? Uh, sure. Yeah Yeah, it's um They said I guess they they got mad about it. Uh, oh the doubt nabby people I wonder why

Yeah I have to say I'm I'm kind of glad that rose is gone Really? I didn't really like that character. I don't like when they add in new people like young people Kind of how in the 80s they'd add like new children To family sitcom shows when they felt things were getting stale. Yeah. Yeah, it's it's kind of superfluous Like I like my original cast You know keep me up to date with what's happening with edith and lady mary and all of them But don't don't make me like a new character. I don't I can't get emotionally invested in these new people

Yeah I agree. Yeah, I like when they keep it 100 with the cash. Yeah, keep it old school. That's like, you know, like we can't add Fucking some kid Oh, wait, we're done already This is a good morning, daddy That's been over she went well, why is everyone so concerned about how much you witness What's happening in this scene tom somebody in down abby's blowing somebody So it's happening

You can watch this movie Down on abby on x videos. Cool Wow, that was really neat. Thank you. You're welcome um Can we talk about the black guy that has 12 kids now? Oh, tony Yes, of course Antonio Cromarty. Yes He is the gentleman that we featured on the show

Who had trouble? We're not really trouble, but you know he uh What did he has a million kids with a million different people Yeah, and then he had a vasectomy with his wife And then he impregnated his wife with twins after the vasectomy. Well, yeah, I mean I was that's crazy. I have My my journey was just three. I have a my daughter who just turned three as of yesterday um

I have another son named tyler That's uh, he turns three in december We got another Uh daughter that was born october 16th named london Uh another daughter was born named leilani. All right. This is from 2009 when he was on hard knocks on hpo So he had the uh procedure And then his wife found out she was pregnant and the fact that I was twins crazy. She felt so badly for him She was in such shock, but she didn't tell him for like a day or something a day

She kept it from him for a minute um So now This when the twins are born they will be children 11 and 12 for him He pays 365 thousand a year in child support to his uh You know former to baby mama's. Yeah, I heard he got an advance didn't he well that was when he signed that was a while ago but now

You know, I think this is a contract year from I think he's up for a new deal Um, or I think actually he's gonna have to take a lower salary Sucks for him because this year is the first time He didn't have an interception In an entire season Which you know is a big stat for for someone that plays his position So he's probably gonna have to renegotiate his contract to take less money Uh, or risk getting cut

And then trying to resign or whatever But he uh, yeah, he he has a lot of kids man. Hmm. He's got a lot of fucking kids man. Oh crazy That's a lot of kids. That's a lot of money. Yeah, it's bad news I imagine let's say he's done let's say he's done this year because that happens nfl there. They're like you're done He would oh I guess he'd have to go like to the courts To get what he has to pay out adjusted Because he'll he won't have the income

To pay them. That's pretty amazing. That's For the kids that aren't in his home. I think it's seven seven that seven that aren't in his home. I think seven or eight and They It's that many kids till they're each of them is 18. Yeah, that's so fucking stupid You really got to be a dumb dumb keep pumping out kids with all these women What the fuck is wrong with you? You think after like the first four you'd be like, whoa, I should probably wear a condom Maybe I shouldn't dump clips and different women

But he keeps going It's unbelievable. You must have thought that nobody was gonna. It's like him drinking those green smoothies over and over That's his green smoothie and these damn kids. It is. I know and then he's got hundreds of thousands of dollars in child support And you know, I'm gonna shit again. Do you think? when Antonio Cromarty Is right about You know, when he's with one of any of these women or his wife And it's right at the moment of truth. He goes

Yeah, that's the problem. He likes it too much. It feels too good. Yeah No, I hear you. I hear you man. Damn, dude That sucks. We're gonna his whole life to get to these baby mamas. I know right? It's what's fucked is that it's on a sliding scale. It's because he makes so much, you know, if he worked at burger king It'd be totally different. Yeah, it'd be three dollars to everybody. Yeah, it's kind of bullshit that way, right? Yeah That was crazy. What was that? Some porn. No, it wasn't porn Okay, all right, um

Anything else? What's up, jeans? No, no Then we got to wrap it up. Okay. I got I got I got I got to sleep too I didn't fucking sleep a wink last night. The little jeans kept my ass up All night eating he ate so much and then he had the most explosive shit this morning and seven morning Little tiny baby jeans. Yeah, he's really cute, but he can eat and shit like a champ Yeah, he sure can All right, um Please go to your mom's house podcast.com

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Topic I love you. I love you I love you jeans All right, we gotta get out of here. Okay. Bye. Mommy's my mommy's What Well, yeah, I thought it was implicit and my panic's called you There's turds on the ground What what There's turds on the ground

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