Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - 330-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Episode Date: February 10, 2016

Watch your mouth sweetheart! Unless you're 12 years old. Then go ahead and drop a C-Bomb! The only thing better than an old person cursing is an unassuming child.  Is Hey, Hitler picking up steam or slowing down? Unfortunately for the weak-hearted, it's becoming a movement! Plus the OG of HH has a birthday song she wants to share. Who does she sing it too? Let's have Christina break that one down! Pastor Manning might have the doors of his beloved Hate-filled church close down. Does he have a parting message? Yes. Is it other-level insane? You betcha! Dental updates, new songs and more! 

I like this jam we got it from a listener it's a listener made you know that they all are right most of them yeah yeah I like when the listeners send you to school the show is 100% mommy power from Jacob thanks Jacob listen to need I like it thank you everybody they came out to large fake cities oh that's a good one someone sent that in I was like how do we never cover that yeah large fake titties Utah Salt Lake City Shart Lake titties Shart Lake titties yeah yeah five sold out shows well incredible that's so awesome are they all Mormons oh it was everything was like a it was like a service it was like I was

conducting mass to read from the Bible yeah no they were so good thank you guys so much I really really had an excellent time with you and thanks for Doug Mallard for coming with me Andy Gold opening the shows really fun time next I'll be in Phoenix Fartnix Arizona downtown Fartnix Arizona at stand up live February 26 and 27th then March 10 through 12 in Tacoma Washington what would you call that to come on you to come on you comedy club that was so good that was so good and I didn't even get credit yeah to come on your Washington that should be a blast all over your mom's face and then March 17

through 19 the ball Sacramento California punchline and the inner sack you know they call it right in our sack and then hilarities in Cleveland Ohio March 31st through April 2nd okay Cleveland so that's that's the full it's the full run for a while there and I am coming to Spokane sperm can sperm cans in Washington also and that's in in late April what do you got jeans April 1 and 2 I'm at flappers comedy club and sperm bank wait are you really going or not because it's April fools what everyone in two for reals guys flappers comedy club and sperm bank one night only April 20th hey man 420 hey

that's Hitler's birthday did you know that you know what I'm gonna make this Hitler's birthday show at the Ventura comedy club 8 p.m. I mean only for people who know what's up it's it's gonna be your mom's house Hitler's birthday how about that Jesus and then this is way in the future May 27th and 28th I'm at the comedy store in La Jolla California La Jolla and also listen to that steep row this week I'm gonna fucking interview I can't remember my my head is spaced out oh I talk about bitches be lying about motherhood and parenthood yeah shit we don't talk about because we're afraid of being bad people nice guys also shop

using our Amazon banner if you're shopping on Amazon I beg you use your mom's house podcast calm go there click on the homepage as a banner and just do your shopping as you normally would that's all you have to do to support our show thank you goodbye thank you you got it thank you to your jeans and thank your mother's jeans all right guess what I just remembered what's that I haven't taken a shit today oh that's really exciting let's let's open the show we can talk all about it ready ready to start the show yeah was every show about us taking I don't know man here we go yeah showtime which ones did

you see the one where he she calls him a rapist and she calls him a pun I mean he calls her a pun we just have to be careful with our language but that's all right sweet I don't bring anyone loving to this welcome to your mom's house with on segura couldn't use it I Didn't even tell you but when I went to the bank the other day the sky goes is that cane story real? At the bank at the bank you're super fan

You have a fan there who works at the at the branch we go Yeah, and he's like is that cane story real and I was like it sure is and we have a t-shirt for it Shit biscuits, how can we get that to stop happening someone wrote in Do they gonna tell us how because apparently it happens on Joe's show too. Oh, really? They're like, yeah, so I'm just gonna turn this off turn your telephone off Turn your Tala fall. Oh, I did a Tala fall off. It's time for the show Oh Yeah, can the cane get your you should get the cane shirt is what I'm saying

It's very popular. I'm wearing my sub cane shirt today. Yeah, it is definitely too big Yeah, it's like it's hanging out the down past my elbows. Yeah So, you know order the right size. I actually ordered the right size and they sent me the wrong size me the guy that I Yeah, so I have the wrong size shirt But and then some people have been messaging me that they ordered their shirt Where is it? Well, if you'll look the sub cane shirt is a pre-sale Meaning that it's gonna ship

Later and it says that on the order page, right, but they are gonna ship next week. So We brought it back because we first time we did it. We sold out of everything super fast We brought it back and it's on sale now and they will ship next week It's a great Valentine's gift. Oh, I didn't even think about Valentine's Day. That's this weekend Me what better way to tell someone you love them by then by going Like that, you know, I Love it. You did that and it's like payback for our stupid neighbor who yells. Oh my god I'm so loud. Yes, I should tell him that that the cane story is true when I see that guy

Yes, cuz he asked me and I was like I was delirious. I'm like wait what sunset boulevard at the comedy store Yeah, where it happened and he came out of the limousine. Yeah Yeah, and I did something That's amazing, but then you've also perfected your black yelling. I'm working on it a lot remember No, but the very first time we did it was like near Fairfax, wasn't it? Oh, well, I did it with you were together and that and uh, and uh, and you're like And then guy yell back you yeah, yeah, remember. Yeah, yeah That was fucking maze. I remember I was the beginning of all this. That was the beginning. Yeah, I go check this out years ago

I yelled it at the guy He yelled back and then you almost had an aneurysm laughing so great Yeah, and we started doing that and that was the same year We started like when we pull into a stoplight and there was some Pedestrian standing there and you farted in the car remember and I was and I would yell the pedestrian my husband farted Yeah, and then they'd be like what that's that's a fun game Up to a guy with you in the car I pulled up to a couple which is kind of scary. It was at night

Yeah, I hit the brakes and they were walking down the street I go I farted and then I hit the gas and they were totally those fun to do that was a fun My favorite moment with you ever in my life in the last 15 to 47 years. We've been together Remember that time we were eating brunch and you asked the bus boy in Spanish You go you just said I have to shit. Where's the bathroom? Yes. Yes, but say it say it in Mexican I said He didn't even blink course not Didn't even blink do you like that guy was awesome. Yeah, I actually the time that we first yelled my black yell

Mm-hmm unfair facts. I actually was recording The guy that responded back so I yelled and then he went Yeah, that's from that that's from Fairfax that's so I didn't remember him the phrase. Yeah, I was good. Yeah Yeah, that was the funny Yeah, that was seriously. That was so funny. We were just in the car, right and we were rolling up on him You're like Man By the way, why are you wearing my

You're wearing my sweatshirt, I don't know it fits me perfectly like a glove. I think it looks better on me Let me tell you I wore that on the flight to Salt Lake City and the flight back from Salt Lake City Let's get a look at what I'm wearing. It is a real talking point, right So wait wait first of all, I just want you to see what you look like. Yeah when you wear this It's just a good look at what you've been wearing That's why I put it on today so you can feel the experience that I've been yeah having you know I how does it feel there's so many different things that happen with that sweatshirt on first of all course

So Doug Mallard and I went to Salt Lake City and he was like wow Then I told him how you said your your take was that I looked like a the retarded guy that goes to the library every day And everyone's like hey Kevin And that and like it's like you teach special ed. Yeah So when I was on the plane First of all people would board so crazy and I could I would see them go like yeah, of course Crazy, you know people look One of the flight attendants came over and talked to me like I was

Super special and I realized that I almost sounded special back because I was actually putting together I I've almost confused Why I got it, you know, I mean so I was trying to tell her she goes She was she was working walking through the cart the aisle with the cart and she goes so Are those jellyfish on your sweatshirt? Yeah She goes I've never seen that before

What where'd you get that and I go I had it made and she goes What why'd you do that? Yeah, and then I was confused I Didn't realize I didn't remember that it's actually it was made first and then I go I want to get it in my mind I I was thinking of like my my first special where I have a joke where I said I came He came to a jellyfish last week. It was the first 48 bit So I go I didn't want to explain that I do comedy so I just said I talk about it So then I got one And I was like oh no

I actually sound retarded because I'm going I talk about it and then I wanted it and she goes That's really nice and she talked to me like I was really really special Yeah, and then she goes I go I have another one with a raven on it and then I pulled it up I'm like my phone was out and she goes. I'm listening. She was serving other people drinks Oh my god, and then I was like paging through my camera roll I was like this one is me with a raven on my sweatshirt Why did you you showed did you show her the other one too? No, I didn't show her the Hannibal one Yeah, but I showed her the Raven one. Can I tell you why I like you wearing the jellyfish and the Raven?

Yeah, go ahead Because I know you're not cheating on me because there's no woman in the world that's gonna lay you wearing the jellyfish Why why do you say that so retarded? It's so embarrassing. So you see that you don't see it. You don't have any sexual feelings zero point negative Yeah, so bad really babe. This is craziness. It's not crazy. It looks really crazy Wait, you don't think any woman would be like whoa, what's up with him? I think a normal woman would be like Yeah, like that's do it is had that reaction like always use how she talked to me

I actually thought this later like as the flight was progressing. Mm-hmm. It felt like somebody went I dare you to ask the guy out that retarded guy about his of course and then of course and and And then she won like 20 bucks for talking to me. She was like, oh my god He just said he talks about them. She felt good about herself that day like, you know when like confident, right? She was like, I did a good deed by talking to that really nice retarded boy That's were you an economy? Yeah Yeah, see she's like, I'm a good person. I talked to retarded people like they're one of us It would have been so good if I man, I wish I was in first because then they would have been

Wow, that's make a wish Yeah, but they would have just thought that you were like an eccentric millionaire if you're in first class now You're just the eccentric guy with the jellyfish somebody posted when I because I posted a picture of me in that sweatshirt Yeah, they said this is how I imagine like the the seat like the guy that's the startup CEO right who runs some tech company dresses like some guy with money who's like fuck it I'm wearing a jellyfish shirt and I laughed so hard because I could I could see that the guy the guy was like I have a billion dollars. I'm just gonna wear a jellyfish right. This is either retarded or fuck you money, right? Right of which I'm neither. I'm not retarded. I don't have fuck you and fuck getting pussy. Yeah

Thank you, so I'm super stoked about that. Is this a concern of yours? You worried about that not not really no not really My god, I said fuck you money. I said fuck you By the way, can I just point out that you were hacking coughing last week and you cough like an old black guy No, I don't you cough like an old homeless black man Oh So gross Yeah, that's who you cough like no, no you go you go

What is black about so gross nothing is black about that's all black dudes cough. You ever heard all black guy in the bus cough Yeah, wait, oh man, so I close and that's a black guy. Yeah, well, I'm not a man So my boy do it do your coffee. No do it for real. Let let the audience hear how you just call regular I call no cough like you do you go? Do it No, that's not how you coughed at home. I don't know how to mimic how I cough for real cough No, that's not what you were doing You're so gross because you do it in a two-step process like you bring up the phlegm and then you work it out

Okay, I don't know And you're out you hear that you're like, oh, it's black guy right there. Yeah I'm living with like living with red fox. We're living in the junkyard. I'm Lamont Don't cough like that. That's exactly what you sound like when you cough. You're ridiculous. You're ridiculous. Yeah, red fox It's sad circumstances, but that that 11 year old girl saying cunt twice on like the today show or good morning America It's about then don't ask her to say what don't ask her to repeat it. I like I love the power. She goes. Oh, yeah We just gotta be careful. It's okay, sweetie. Which ones did you see? So it's actually a horrible story, right? It's about obviously it's another funny funny premise for a club

It's like thanks some bullying went on and something horrible happened I don't know if someone killed themselves or kill somebody else and They're asking her like what you know what she saw So she starts saying well, I saw these tech which text messages. Did you see you know? She calls him a rapist and She calls him a pun I mean he calls her a pun Be careful with our language. Oh, but that's all right, sweetheart. That's okay. Then don't ask her to So I can't say cunt

Oh, I can't say can't you dumb bitch? Never said that word. Oh my god. Oh my god. What was it really like a good morning show? Yeah, it's a morning show Yeah, one of the more there Good morning. Who can watch those fucking dumb shows anyways. What a fuck is watching good morning anything? Have you tried watching those piece of shit morning show when we do them for a living? Well, they're just so here is that every everyone's emotions are so funny on yeah, it's the phoniness Yeah, you know that they're this painful. I show up usually in a bad mood at those things, of course Yeah, and when they're like someone really funny is gonna be in town

the same Stupid energy And now let's switch gears a very funny man is in town He's gonna be at the mall at the club in the mall It's always the mall club that has the relationship there thing now and then they go Tom has it gone And then they're like you can do your thing once we go. I know my thing What do you think I'm gonna do and they're like just turn it on like yeah, watch any morning show clip I'm on

Well, my favorite is they're always surprised that you're tired. Yeah, they're like, whoa What's up sleepyhead and you're like well first of all six in the morning, but it's three in the morning My time asshole. Yeah, you're not you're the one that's weird right now. Why do they do that? Why do they make the morning shows extra upbeat like don't you prefer to listen to someone that's at your? Speed like what they should have more like us like hey guys, it sucks. I'm awake fucking hate it I bet you hate it being awake right now, too Anyways, here's the news like yeah, and they should be like you know what better Today's already a bad day. Yeah, I'm sure life sucks

Validating your depression sucks out there exactly. Let's go to the weather. Yeah, don't bother getting out of bed today And then the guys like snowing whether sucks, too And they cut back what happened to sports our team's lost All right, that's that's a good morning show I could get into It's not crazy Crazy Yesterday was the pooper bowl like crazy Crazy, I gotta tell you I know you don't

Listen or care about football. I'll just say this with regard to Football stuff. Yeah, I know Yeah, I was surprised at what happened. I tried to pick it just as a fan of the game and Try to be objective Totally thought it was gonna go the other way. I thought Carolina was gonna win this game but I I'll be honest. I predicted that they would win easily and Denver

Took a big old sloppy shit all over Carolina. So congratulations To the people of Denver to Broncos players and fans You know, we have we both have a lot of love for the city of Denver and It was it was it was really actually unbelievable how good Denver's defenses it was probably in my Opinion the most impressive Defensive

Showing I've ever seen and it's particularly in a championship game. It was apt. It was that unbelievable So I know you don't understand what I'm saying and I'll jump out of this I just wanted to say congratulations to the people of Denver and and really What an unbelievable showing because there was incredible I think I just caught the very beginning of it and I didn't realize that It's so patriotic. I had no idea that America goes the fuck off. They go off I mean, we had the we had Lady Gaga singing the anthem. She was crying. There was a tear going

I swear to God really the camera got closer There's a tear down her eyes and then the blue angels Overhead and then they can't they cut to Afghanistan Yeah, there are soldiers standing in Afghanistan and the men in Afghanistan soldiers are on screen. Everybody's cheered Yeah, I missed all that stuff. I was out. Did they have the flag on the field sometimes? Of course like the hundred foot flat. I didn't I've never watched the opening. Yeah, it's team. It's team America Oh, yeah, I was like, is this a joke? Yeah The puppets gonna come out from fucking team. Yeah, really crazy Matt and Trey Parker gonna

It's pretty crazy. It was a look I had no clue America hinged on the Super Bowl as much. Yeah, it's our biggest commercial product. I think is In a world full of jeans Oh So The people that organized the Super Bowl thought what better way to get things started than bringing in seal You were me bringing up seal the other day. You did it was kind of weird that way I'm it's like you had a premonition. I mean, we were in the in the kitchen and I go

We think seals up to yeah, I know I started saying like do you imagine like I go I think he probably just still still tours Europe and like Eastern Europe clear now Western, you know Central first of all, I mean he had like a few really huge songs. Well, okay, so he has the crazy song Yeah, but what's his other from a rose? Alright My rose isn't kissing your jeans. That's the one right the kissing jeans though with the rose song So it's so weird we're sitting there talking about him and I was remembering that he was married to Heidi Klum

What do you think her asshole tastes like? Oh, man, there's without a doubt you get in that ass and it's 100% It's a German asshole, so So We're talking about and actually I was telling you that like, you know, it's one of those things It's this is a tough entertainment is a tough business, you know And the man can fucking sing like those songs are we're hits for a reason, right? Like yeah seal has some he can belt out some notes. Yeah, so We're just talking about I go. I wonder, you know, what do you just stole tour Eastern Europe?

I'm sure actually and I'm sure Western Europe to if he goes. Hey, I'm coming to Barcelona. That's just sold out immediately Yeah, Barcelona. Yeah, for sure Paris. Sure. Yeah, Rome. Yeah, I think it's still I think he still is a draw. Okay, okay Okay, so Iceland's huge big big and Iceland Right anyways, we're sitting there and then the pre-games on you know, you put the what it was on CBS I forget was on and you go. I'm just gonna, you know, let it run up to the game and I turn to the TV During the pregame show and there's seal. I'm like, and then there's the huge audience outside. I'm like, what a bizarre

Just selection. Yeah, cuz he kind of hasn't been in the public at least I haven't heard from him since the crazy song came out What was that in 1992? It's been a while. It's been a minute. Yeah And it's just also weird. I don't know. You think of Football it's such a huge commercial product. I always think that The more appropriate acts are basically whatever is the most popular, you know, right? It makes sense and tits and tits It makes sense that Beyonce and her big tits are out. It makes sense that Lady Gaga Gaga is there. I don't know. Whoever is they booked like Kendrick Lamar if they booked, you know They if they had Drake, you know anybody who's like

Really relevant in the absolutely in the moment. I mean even band-wise like they had Coldplay this year It's I thought that was aren't they like a downer band. I think like Radiohead, but more main, you know, they're more mainstream So it's like they're white bummers. They're kind of white bummers But I mean it's still I guess it makes sense But I don't know it just it's always interesting like you're always like what why did they select these people to do? So anyway, but seal was just more than bizarre but was more bizarre than the choice was the first half of him singing because I don't know what the fuck no was going on

I don't know if he was just like what I'm doing what today and they go no, you're singing It's a super bowl. Yeah Because we were sitting on the couch and we're looking at each other like wait, is this really fucking happening? Yeah, is he does this sound bad to you, too? Yep, but we both of us are like am I off of my because I don't know it's just audio It's just it's not fantastic, but I think it does in the beginning. So it was like the first 30 seconds minute he was just like

Isn't it crazy? And then all of a sudden I was like this is really horrific and then he decided to sing it was like at one moment He goes all right, I'll sing now, but even the singing was off. It was a little it was off But the first part but see I didn't get the very first. Sorry. This is all we got Now this isn't the first part at all. No, but it's a little bit of it. You can hear Okay Well, he's actually singing now he's singing He's singing now. He's singing. Yeah. Yeah

So you don't get you didn't get the other time. No, I couldn't find the sorry. Oh, well, he was finally warming up He ramped up to that right Shit, sorry jeans pause it we pause it try to find it. Hold on. All right well We don't I thought we added okay, anyway interviewed him afterwards You It's so different only in as much as like, you know, the people that come aren't necessarily there to see you They're not necessarily your fans, you know, because they're here to see a

Group of entities and so I guess that's different, but you know, I've always lived by a philosophy and For what not always but at least for the last 20 years I've lived by the philosophy of like there are no bad or audiences only mediocre performances Well, that was a pretty mediocre one yesterday. That's not true. The audience was very mediocre for him, too They pan to the crowd. They were horrible But he was bad dog. He was terrible. Yeah, I wish I had the audio. Yeah, basically if you if you saw it You know, but if you didn't we'll try to find it over the next week, maybe but he basically for the first For the first minute of his song goes isn't that crazy crazy and then I

Really felt like somebody goes you need to sing and then he sang yeah But it was a minute of I'm not singing the song. I feel like they've always said crazy too much in that song That's really bothers me. Yeah, and a world full of only some know how to fly. Isn't that crazy? It's crazy Never gonna survive unless we're a little crazy like all right Pick a different word. There's yeah, there's a lot of other words. Yeah Yeah, there's a lot. That's um, there's a lot that that That song was huge man. I know it's super annoying after a while

They put it everywhere. Yeah, that was one of the songs. That's a song where this guy couldn't can tour us I'm saying for the rest of his life. Yeah, it's like It's never gonna Goodbye For less Cuz your dad would like this song my dad. Yeah, love my dad. Let's do the dad's on is this a dad's on the total dad Why is it a dad? What dad's feel cool for liking it, right? That's not a cool song, but it's kind of cool. It's got this part this far. Yeah, this is like a dad DJ

I've got my white sneakers on Right and like seals like approachable cool. Yeah, you know not not like so cool that you're like I feel like you could be like hey seal. Yeah I didn't realize he used to have hair. He did. Yeah, I don't know that It's a good song Approachable cool in this nevermind. No, it's way too quick. I mean he's got like leather vest on the chain Yeah, this is such a dad song you know my dad used to do is get songs he likes like this, but get the single Yeah, and let it just play repeat in the car man

That's annoying over and over and over and over and he's like I like it It's all you would hear in the car with him and this is one of his jams you think for sure top dog jam Oh, yeah, yeah, I wish we could make an album of top dog jams Oh, I could I could find out I'm trying to think right now of the one that I'm thinking of it's another It's a dad song like this. Mm-hmm. That was you know, oh my god rhythmic like this I can't remember the name of it Yeah, that was in his car for maybe like a year and a half or two years and he had Beyonce's greatest Remember that? Yes, that was that was that took me by surprise that he liked Beyonce that much. I had no clue

Well, the only thing for the first, you know 15 years of my life Only had Motown. So that's that's really good taste. It's really good taste. Yes I think what happened is he tried what he tried to find what's modern Motown and modern Motown is like, you know Hey, it's well. Yeah, it's R&B, you know, so he just but he has to find he had to find songs that probably were Had kind of simple chorus simple beats, but you know and writ like the melody was catchy to him Mm-hmm more complicated songs. I think he goes like oh dads don't like that You know what my dad got into in the 90s, which was really shocking. Do you remember the band prodigy? I'm not fire starter other fire starter. My dad

Loved that song and he would just crank it in the house and my stepmom would be like fucking hate this stupid fucking song I just hated it and he would just get ripped and jam out to prodigy. He's like this is good song You know this band prodigy like yeah, that's dad everybody knows them your dad jams out to classic rock, too He loves the stones the Beatles my dad would not be really not even a little bit That's like everybody likes the stones not top dog And I mean not only doesn't like would be adamant about how much he doesn't like one of those things We fuck what you like. Wow. Yeah, those are counterculture, and he was it was not counterculture your dad Yeah, he went to Vietnam voluntarily. Yes

My dad. Yeah hates the Beatles hates Elvis. That's that's crazy. Yeah, probably hates every band that performed at Woodstock With your dad just not like like fun or free love. No, doesn't how does he not like drugs and sex like everybody? I think you like sex. I think you like Yeah, no sex and drugs and rock and roll for top dog. No, no, no, it's just sex And McDonald's Yeah, yeah, yeah sex and McDonald's coffee coffee. Yeah, the best coffee in the world the best coffee in the world Who likes McDonald's coffee the best I'm barely top dog. It's it's pretty nuts I've never ordered their coffee. Maybe once in my life. Look at an airport. It's pretty crazy

So we made this known last week, you know the movement is growing I Don't say that phrase like that. No, I know. It's so alarming. How much This is like when you You know you you get what you asked for and we were just like playing this drop and then people were like, all right We'll send you a thousand emails. That's all Yeah, I know and then people were oh, oh, oh, this is the best. I did Conan last week. Oh, right? We haven't talked about that

On so the team Cocoa YouTube page puts your appearance It all says hey Hitler like a thousand times it says hey Hitler and then people are going Why do they reference Hitler with? What is it about him and Hitler and his jeans? Like it makes so little sense To an outsider that they're like what's wrong with his jeans and why is he liking to Hitler? That's my favorite part of our show is how Exclusionary it is. Oh, yeah

Why we're saying hey Hitler are the jeans like I love that it makes no sense to people outside of the mom's Circle, but that's that's why our show is awesome. You have to be you have to fucking know you gotta know man You gotta know it's not for everybody. I should say this. I want to thank Team Cocoa they were really cool to me They were and also our son was on the show our son was on the show our son made his TV debut seven weeks old Isn't that crazy? I Have a video of log up if you go to my YouTube page, which is Tom Segura, and I hope you subscribe to it

We we we videoed the whole backstage experience of going on of going on Conan and You can check that out on my YouTube page We also have your mom's house has a YouTube page that is now active So if you go on YouTube, and I'll pull it up just to make sure I give you the right URL I can't believe it's finally happening. I know after how many years of doing the show Well, you know sometimes it just takes a while to get things together. So happy cap some of your coffee mommy Yeah, of course. I want to do this your mom's house. Let me give you it. So

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I went on we were talking and you said you think you'll talk to him. I didn't get to talk to him We had dressing rooms next to each other, but he had a team with him. He had like he had you know publicist and You know assistance and it was a lot of people. It was a lot of people very fancy and um He also didn't hang out for my appearance. He got up off the couch. Yeah, he's like I gotta go He's like who and then he got up off the couch. I follow him on instagram I didn't realize that before you did Conan. I forget I must have been watching It's normal. He's super normal. Really. Yeah. It's like, here's me. I'm a kid. Here's me. Josh Brolin's like that. Yeah Wow, yeah, he's like he seems pretty normal dude. Wow. I did not I did not expect that you should say to him. Hey Hitler

Let's be friends. Hey Hitler. Um, so here's something I want to bring up About the hey Hitler and that is that some people In a foot X sort of way Are saying that they're hearing something else. They're like, they're saying, oh, I don't think she's saying. Hey Hitler I think she's saying hey hit Hitler or hey And you know No, it's Hitler. It's clearly Hitler to me. She's vlogging to hit this year What I'm saying is that if that's what you're hearing there and you're not hearing it

I ask, you know, what what do you hear here? This is another video of hers that she put out What do you hear here? Okay Happy birthday to niggaliz. What happy birthday to niggaliz happy birthday What I don't know I It could be happy birthday to you niggaliz doesn't sound like niggaliz to me. No, I hear niggaliz Niggaliz no, it sounds like she's saying big words and then lips

Big words big words niggaliz Yeah, niggaliz niggaliz Dude, I don't know. It just sounds it sounds like a really Like a big word. What is going on with this girl a lot. There's demon spells. There's demons There's wizards. They're excited. Dork sided people What's going on?

Okay, all right, I like when people sing like that I don't know man. It sounds very bizarre. Um, which is a weird way of of communicating Let's say that let's say that um Yeah, why don't you let us know what you hear because I hear niggaliz. Okay. Well, you hear that I hear something else What do you hear? I hear big words. Like what? Lips what is it big words? No, what is it? I hear big words Hey

What is it? I hear big words lips. No, I want someone to make a remix of you saying it now There's songs and the oh really it's about it's your turn No, I didn't Say it tom. Uh, no, Nicholas. Yeah, happy birthday to Nicholas Happy birthday to Nicholas Niggaliz, okay. Yeah, it's it's really

It's really bizarre, I mean So now we have two controversies for what she's saying because there are people who swear she's saying hillar Hillary it's hitler Yeah, she's she's talking Adolf Hitler. She's god blesses a nigga. Okay. See this is what I'm talking about Why can't you finally get some heat on that? Yeah, I don't know. Oh you niggas is blessed. Okay. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah And I'm talking about you feel me at me. Yeah

Um, which I think she is but she is asking Adolf Hitler for help. She is that guy Nathaniel's jerk help me hitler God bless a nigga. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. God is real. God blesses a nigga That was when you could not believe babe what um Half ounce was saying that's his name. It was really dumb. Yeah, that is crazy talk. It was crazy talk. Yeah, I know God god is real. You know I'm saying God bless a nigga. Yeah, so god would never call you a nigger What I'm repeating it's you like the newscaster You're like, what did the text message say? I'm telling you what the text message said

And then you're like don't say the word God blesses a nigga Oh my gosh, you asked me what the text message said and I'm just repeating you are god. It's not like I'm thinking of Oh no Pretty It's really crazy. What's wrong with this girl? That's the that's a really loaded question because it would take a long time to answer You know what for once she has I'm not interested in the story. Like I don't want to kind of don't want to know

What's up? It's kind of a Shane Lee story. Yeah, like let's just let it go her eyes There's a lot going on Is it the 30 yard stare? Is that what they call it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Something something's wrong To who you're never gonna say it, are you? Everybody Oh man Christina Pajinsky Pajinsky Pajinsky

The queen the queen of all big words babe Stupid so stupid. Yep. Hey, um, can we give a jeep key update? Yeah, big big who's got the keys to the jeep room Uh Man, I was I was actually in a full panic about this. Yeah um Lisa's coming up and I go man, we got to turn this key and I I don't want to Man

You go If you have one set of keys, they they hit you up for like 600 bucks. Is that for real? $600 for a set of keys. They can they can hit you up. That's so dumb. Yes. God It's not gonna cost them so unfair that much, but they're gonna hit you up for that Yeah, that's a way to to get a little more out of you. You know what I'm saying. So I go You know I'm saying I don't fucking want to do that shit. You know no so

No, I'm really kind of like I don't know where else to look. I'm looking in all the pockets and Because then we decided that's where we found them last time was pockets So now we're convinced that it's in the pocket gotta be in a pocket. Yeah Shit, and then I then I pulled a bunch of clothes aside to donate And now we now have to go through the bag of donation pockets. Yeah, not in there Oh, yeah, and then by the way when I dropped off that donation I opened the bag the and I went and I had them Take out each article and check all the pockets a second time like that

That nervous way of doing it, you know, you go we look in there again And then couldn't find them and the way that says hey Hitler Yeah, then I'm I don't know. I'm looking under the car seat. You know, I'm saying I'm looking under Uh, you know floor max, you know, I'm saying I'm looking under the christmas where the christmas tree Everywhere and I can't find it so finally

I call you I go you you go I'm gonna find it I have the dog's never in this house because I I will say one of my great gifts is my ability to find anything I agree. I can sniff it out Yeah, and so so you left the house and you put the heat on me You're like you have to find these you have to find these. Yeah, so I look I tore apart. I went through your backpack You did oh, I went through everything. I went through everything. I know I just put my hand in there I put my hand through everything and then finally I look in the kitchen

By the oven on the floor And it's there just on the fucking floor. It's on the floor underneath what? Where the keys usually hang where we hang them and we never even looked down there look like a couple of fucking retides We didn't look where the keys actually hang Yeah, because we have a little hook We're supposed to put them on with the dog leashes and we didn't even look so, you know Someone tried to put them up. They fell down probably me. Yeah, and then I just ignore it like I always do. Yeah

So there you go. We got the jeep keys. So the saga is over guys We have the keys. Thank the lord that we have the keys. I'm really I'm thankful about that. Um, I have a dentist appointment next week But wait, no dude this week tomorrow. I go to the dentist Do you know what I think what I think my mom mouth is beginning and I'm I'm really nervous about it What? Yeah, I haven't been brushing or flossing as much and I Yeah, yeah Yeah Yeah

Yeah, so tomorrow I go in for my cleaning. Hey hitler and we'll see I'm nervous that I have not been flossing as much or brushing nearly as much because of the baby It does change things Matt was right. I know Fuck I know I'm gonna I'm preparing myself But I'm gonna wear well, I'll give you it's during the cleaning and I'm gonna listen to podcasts That's the way to do it. It's a definitely a changer. You should always do that at the dentist's office Listen to something. You know today was

It was here's an example. I got up. You are already in the nursery And I have morning mouth. I just woke up. Yeah, and you go. Oh, will you hold the baby? Sure Because you go to do something I hold the baby and I realize I'm sitting there with morning mouth Yeah, now I ended up afterwards going to brush my teeth, right, but I can see how You know, you get distracted enough. Maybe you just end on a brushing until like the afternoon. Yeah. Yeah You you wait a while. Oh, yeah, and that's how dad mouth and mom mouth really settled. Oh, yeah Because ours fly by with that kid. You're just keeping it alive before you know it. You haven't showered. You haven't shit yet

Yeah You haven't brushed your teeth. We have a dental dental update from a listener from joe Um He titles his subject line as dental truth He says, hello, mommies. I normally agree with most of your opinions on the genes of life But I gotta say you ain't keeping it high and tight when it comes to your obsession with dental cleanings flossing, etc Oh my what brushing a.m. And p.m. Is key, of course But I fear that my mommies have been brainwashed by the dental industrial complex

Perhaps I myself have been just been blessed With extraordinary teeth, but I have not been to the dentist in 15 years. Oh my god And my chompers are doing great white straight and no pain waste of money p.s. Christina wipe your filthy ass before getting in the south in the shower What's wrong with you now? I have to agree with his ps But disagree with the subject

As a whole I mean, you're actually recommending to people to go a decade or more without visiting a dentist Well, he doesn't know he hasn't been to the dentist. He could have all kinds of problems. Well, he could have problems Or he could you know, there's sometimes there's certain things with people that they're genetically just gifted with, you know Yeah, I mean it could be god blesses god blesses people. Absolutely. So god blesses a nicolas. You never know Hahaha That's true. That's true. And it could be that that's his blessing as he's got perfect teeth. Maybe But he doesn't know he doesn't know you gotta go bro. I don't know. Yeah, there's the anomaly. He's right

But it's a few and far between. Don't be crazy. Go see a dentist, bro. Come on. Yeah I don't think that's good advice to just go. You never need to do that. I mean no most most people's teeth will Disintegrate fall apart things will Things will stop working the way they should because you're not maintaining You need to get that cleaning. This guy might be One of those people that just doesn't need it, but for the most part I don't know man. You better get your life. You need to get your entire fucking life. Get your life. Get your teeth your life

What's wrong with you? Uh speaking of pastor manning. That's who that is. This is pastor man. Right, right. What's wrong with you? wrong with y'all Your niggas are crazy. He said that in church And that was about people that were gonna that said they were voting for obama He hates obama. Yeah, he hates obama. It's so weird. So he's been in the news lately because the the at what is it at la church in Harlem that he is the

lead pastor of It's um It's apparently going to be auctioned off Okay, um There's something going on with his You know bills. He's not paying up. So here's a a little bit of him Discussing this here. Okay

Let's see to our enemies. I'd like to say enemies that um right now There are several groups We got an office at a controversial church in Harlem. They go up for public auction. All right The infamous uh the anti gay anti obama pastor Haven't paid his bills Pastor manning is

Or says his flock is being fleece. Well, we are All these all these pink news they'll be all these news Organizations are running up and down talking about they're gonna raise money to purchase our church at auction And they're just having a field day out there and all kinds of stuff will be spread around that they're going to turn this church into A bath house that they're going to turn into a a homeless building for uh for the sodomites It's mainly the sodomites the sober minded people aren't doing anything So the sodomites are out the sodomites are out to get him Um, you know, they're they're everywhere really. It's mainly the sodomites the sober minded people aren't doing anything

Yeah, it makes sense. Oh Yeah, the so the sodomites are sick as hell. You know that So he's got a little um, guess they all he's got a hype hype woman next right, right, uh, huh? So This part though is is particularly Um, entertaining. I think you really got to understand what he's saying here So if you don't know the controversy behind this guy, uh, this is the guy that said that um That starbucks has uh semen in it right remember that you get pregnant if you drink starbucks latte

Really anti-obama Really anti starbucks, which really bothered me because i'm a you know, i'm a big starbucks fan I mean i'm i'm drinking semen right now And it's delicious and they fooled me they got me Um, because I go and I pay for it regularly Uh, he's really anti-gay. I mean like to the i don't know whatever it's a little suspicious how anti-gay he is You know, and I mean a little I really hate sucking cocks. Yeah, and if you're drinking starbucks Watch out if you're a woman you might just get pregnant

by drinking starbucks Because they've got some pretty potent semen in that drink The fuck is he talking but you can't get pregnant from drinking semen potent That's the only that's the only flaw In your assessment of starbucks semen is that it's hard to get pregnant from drinking it Right I that's not what I heard you heard differently. I don't know if the earth is round

I don't know if that's the truth About starbucks. Well, um, so obviously, you know Some the pretty controversial guy and so since the house the church the building is up for auction At least that's what the news is saying And he's so anti, you know Gay anti, but yeah They're saying that some that maybe some gay organizations are trying to raise the money to turn it into either like an lgbt You know

Center. Yeah community center somebody even said like a bath house. They should so that would be covered and come I'll be great. Um, but anyways, he um, you know, he's always good for a soundbite and This is from his latest I guess video post here Let me tell you something Before you Can ever own the lords house because that's what this is. That's right. This is the lords house. There's no damn bath house There's no fag house. Oh my god. This is the lords house. Oh man

and before you can Ever on this property hook or crook To own this property. Okay, right You will be carried men who are fags with testicles Will be carrying babies in their testicles and giving birth to them through their anus That's how Impossible it is for you to get this out

When you start carrying a baby in your bags and birthing that baby through your ass Then you can own this out until I see you pull a baby out your ass You ain't gonna pull this church out money needs to us and boom shaka laka goes right there And all these fags can go to hell Jesus Christ, i'm james davin madden everybody. He's i'm the lords Okay, there you go. I think he wants to suck a big one You think so? Yeah, I think when people hate on a group that might there's something going on He's fighting those delicious testicles and succulent penises. You know what I mean?

Yeah, it's a lot. It's a lot his hatred for the gays a little suspect. Yeah, it's a lot It's another pastor as a pastor is like when anyone would think I was offending a midget. Oh, that was the best Uh, that's right The hi mommy we've started saying that in our house now We have three times now Yeah Hi mommy, mommy. That's really nice I wish you hadn't told me the story behind that clip, but I I still like it. It's so depressing

Oh, the homeless thing. I love it. Yeah, that's kind of a bummer You said you got some emails people telling you you were crazy for laughing at that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Some people were such bitches about it, you know, yeah, there's nothing funny about that No, it is funny how he says that. I do like that It's funny. Hi, mommy. Hey, can you play the um, the old lady toasting? Um Jesus speaking of hey hiller now that we're on the whole theme I mean, okay. It's so good. You want that on our show, huh? Here we go. I do. It's funny. Um, let's see

Can you find her? Yeah, well the problem is yeah that every video we get now starts with hey hiller in it, so Um It's a old lady. Oh, I mean she looks oldest. She looks 110. Yeah, she was around when hitler was yeah she was just a girlfriend and She's toasting. She's in the netherlands. No, it sounds german. She's because she goes post Oh, and then And then she says what she says man, um

And then she says uh, how hitler and they all laugh, but then they're all like, um And it looks like so many whispers who are like, don't do that. You know, it's like I don't know. She's a hundred like grandma. Yeah grandma stop doing that Uh, but yeah, she does it for real too. I don't know. Oh, she you can see she's not hitler. Yeah, she looks like she's She's old as shit, dude. She looks senile do it again Well right now you can tell that the way that she looks yeah, she looks around the room like what what did I do wrong? Yeah, what did I do wrong? They don't that she doesn't she doesn't know why is there is there popping? Yeah, what's going on? Watch out. It's good now. No, this is what's up. Why it's doing it, man

Oh, because my arm. No, you know, I'm sorry Dude, come on, man That's what's doing it. How's an accident She has no reaction she's she doesn't know what's going on. She's like what and they're all like, um, you know, they know that it's not appropriate I don't know what they're telling her And then she's she says it again. She's she raises her drink again. Like, oh, maybe they didn't hear me She says it again and this time they're like, uh, there's less of a laugh She doesn't know then that looks like a grandson or something is next to her

He's leaning into her ear. He's telling her you say it again Yeah, I was like, you think you're saying it again? The funny thing is I probably have a relative just like this. You think so? Absolutely just out of it She was alive when Hitler was around. Oh, she might have been 50 when he was around. She looks Literally 150 years old. She doesn't know what's up Hitler Now we got you saying that I can't wait for that song

Don't encourage that Your chances in hollywood are done There you go. There's another one Stop it another another sound bite from christinza Don't forget She salutes her her king. No, it's not my king Oh, shit big words. I'm not my fear. Um, I Feel

So this you really got a kick out of this this is um from a talk show Oh my god, I love this. Um, I this made me laugh These are this is in the uk obviously. Yeah Lancashire, don't eat Davidson. Don't eat Davidson Japathaisa's pubes ginger. So apparently this is a guy calls in. Well, I can just play you. Yeah It's like a morning show. Yeah, and he's looking for someone to cheer him up

Now, uh, Rob from southport dinky-doo dinky-doo scotty. How are you? Dinky-doo the terrible morning show like we're talking about. Yeah. Yeah. He's like a pow pow pow. Yeah a dinky-doo Oh A bit of a whiff. Oh, well, I don't like to call you because I know that I know you're very good with people who are a bit down I don't like to spend too long talking like this because I know it It goes on but i'm better with people who are a bit up though. I'm sure you are I'm from southport. Oh, that's that's probably what's doing it. Is it depression? I think

Yeah I know it's the cost of going on the beach that's done it. You see i'm depressed you say why like to say I was going to the beach for the walk the two two quid offers You don't understand the joke He's saying I go to the beach the joke is um, how how expensive it is To go on the bus on the boat to the beach to the beach. Oh, it's too quid. Yeah. Okay. Got you. Okay Yeah They're english. This is english. Yeah, yes, but it's like it's not the queen. It's not how the queen talks. This is like a

Lancashire, Lancashire. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So here we go. So he's so great He dropped that he really he did the he's he might have hung out in comedy clubs here because he's big on laughing at his own jokes Yeah, certain comics like really like to do that. Yeah, like fucking really can't make it It really bothers you. Oh my god, that's your pet peeve with comics. I think really who they they laugh at their own shit during their set I mean only when it's like Repeted it when it's continuous Sometimes it happens genuinely. Yeah, like it's oh my god You're remembering why you thought it was funny in the first place

But you mean like the person that does it in the moment that you go I said this and then you find what you said really funny. Yeah That happens that happens in real life But you're talking about the dude who like it's the set up and he does it every time he's like, oh my god And he does it that way every single time or yeah everything he says makes himself laugh Right. Like really everything that you say makes you laugh. Yeah It's kind of it's just like sin bad, you know, like like does he laugh like that doesn't he like I I don't know does he it's just I feel like he's one of those

You know what I was saying? Like that kind of thing you go to the gym I'm laughing at you right now I don't know if we should blame sin bad, but I'm definitely laughing I went to the gym I don't know that that happens Or does Steve Harvey laugh at his own stuff I don't I don't know I'm trying to think of who does it the worst. I'm thinking less famous people

I'm thinking I like comics we know. Yeah, and the people that I see just on stage all the time I'm saying, you know, like you know, I'm saying them on stage locally and see them Cracking up so hard at their own thought and like Okay, I mean it just seems it just seems it reads false to me Yeah, you would laugh that hard at what you're saying all the time. Yeah, it's a lot You see I'm from Southport. I'm depressed. You see why is it because of the bloody prices in Lord Street Because of the prices in Lord Street

You see I'm from Southport. I'm depressed. You say why what's all we hear they say the bloody one-way system Yeah You can never get away you're going on the same side at roads So I had to go I had to go to burp deal to get parked That guy is absolutely fucking with him So hard and that guy has no clue. Yeah, he has no clue the guy went from laughing hard to going at As the other dudes lame as fuck joke

I had to go to Southport. I did the two quid What? I don't price this in Lancashire You're not a master of accents. No, keep laugh. I'll keep playing this. I love this They will say I like these houses 80 quid and move into the brand new and say well as new as you'll get around here 1890 I Love The premise is that the guy called in depressed. Yeah, and these jokes are taking him out of

That he can't he can't laugh any fucking harder than how bad the the areas that he's from So what I said, oh god, I'm not half thots. This is well stop at the next a weasers Oh, lovey, I'll tell you No love I was asked to sit down His laugh is so good. Yeah, this little thing laugh is my favorite. Oh man I wish I could understand these jokes though. I don't understand what he's saying. What okay It's like It's like top top called it. Yeah, it's a dad. These are all dad jokes. Um, I could

I love that and I'm saying I'm offering this as a favor. I wouldn't normally do this to most people It's just because you're my wife. Mm-hmm. I can break down Any of these jokes for you really? Oh, yeah Ladies and gentlemen Tom Segura master of accents Um Okay, uh, what would you like to hear the joke again, which region are we in again Lancaster Lancaster Okay, and could you I mean could you explain the jokes? I just don't should I go back to the last joke? I understand the standout comedy one. Okay. I understand what you said. Yeah, like it sounds like they're kind of regional references

Totally get them. Okay, so go ahead Sure Yeah, let me just set it up for you They will say I like these houses 80 quid and move into the brand new and say well as new as you'll get around here 1890 so the guy from southport and he's telling him he's telling him hey It'd be 80 quid to get into a house around here 80 quid right and how is it new? Well as new as you'll get around here. They're from 1890. So he's just saying everything here is old as shit And super cheap because a shitty part of town. Oh, okay. Gotcha. Well, it's good. Can you can you mimic this accent?

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let's hear it. Yeah, let me just tell the joke like the guy if you could Okay. Oh, okay. Okay They will say I like these houses 80 quid and move into the brand People say I like these houses here 80 quid and move in Or they do when I lose you get 1890 around here We'll say well as new as you'll get around here 1890 This dude that called in it's so funny. I love it. Yeah No love I was asked to sit down

I'll be that guy. Okay ready? Yeah The laugh is amazing. Yeah, do you do stand-up comedy? No love. I was asked to sit down I'm pretty good, huh? This guy's laugh is so funny. Yeah Oh, all right. What a shitty thing to do to somebody. No love. I was asked to sit down So amazing. They said do you do requests? I said, yes. I said, could you finish your act outside, please? I We had to throw scottie mccleough because the comedian wanted to get on We have to throw scottie mccleough. That's him. Oh, the comedian wanted to get on. Okay as a master of accents

Yeah, how did you know? Well, I can just it doesn't matter what someone's you know any accent I can right not only can I mimic it I also I never have trouble, you know understanding. That was amazing Yeah, it's just it's like the guy that wrote in about his teeth. He doesn't go to the dentist for 15 years Right. His gift is genetically he's gifted with his mouth. Yours is it's all Through the ear and then over. Yep around here and then yeah, and then it comes out However, I wanted to that was really good Oh god outside with that love Oh, that's one fag. I'm not trying again. I'll tell you

What? Well cigarette. Oh, that's one fag. I'm not trying again. He's british. Right. This is a fag, right? He's a cigarette. Oh, right. Oh, yeah, you look like you sound like michael cayne. Yeah, I can just dip in and out of Different regions. That was really can you do michael cayne for us a little bit? Well, I love I like a fag Wow Rupert Isn't that the name in the in the movie? Yeah, dirty runs. Yeah. No, it was root root rekt root rekt root rekt root rekt

Now now root rekt. Yeah Yeah, excuse me Go on Oh, I insist you put out Is this a bit are they doing a bit? No, I think what it is is this guy's just a shitty hacky morning guy But is he aware is that his bit? He's does he know what he's doing? Because now it's like it's so good. Yeah. Yeah, it's so good I'm saying is he playing a part of a shitty radio? Oh, I see you're saying it's almost too perfect

I don't know. I think he doesn't know. I think this guy really thinks he's rad and funny and then the color You think so being a shit. Yeah, it's really really fucking. It's really good Good lord. Yeah Oh man, that's so fucking funny. I wish what people would do that to american Radio people. I think he might be trolling I think it might be a troll Both of them, you mean the guy because the guy has posted the guy that whose name is in the video I mean unless he didn't put this up

He keeps saying he's a world-class broadcaster communicator. Oh, you know, I mean, so it's almost like he's He's selling. He's in on it. How good he is so hard that I believe that he might be right Taking a piss out all of us Ty can't pace. Why is he tyking in pain? I said get a pace That was really good. That was really good He's taking a piss out of you. Oh my gosh, but it's bad jokes Scott, he knows do um, there's opportunity. Yes

Do that I'm gonna have to go yeah You're gonna He goes, uh, don't don't I'm a I'm a famous opportunities down. No, you have to turn this opportunity. Yes There you go Sexy beast cow you're gonna fucking do it. I'm gonna say no no not don't yes. Yes. Yes They say yes Eichmann. Yes Hitler. What does he say? He's again with a Hitler in you. Yes Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. No, I can't do it and then you like kick some

Yes, you're going to do it. Yes Yes, and he goes you thought shit you fat fucking leathery fuck crocodile fucking fat Fat leather fuck crocodile shit Oh my god, we gotta we gotta start rapping actually I have um a meeting I have to go. Oh, I gotta mean to go too. Okay I got some mean to go to You know, she ready for her meeting. She ready. She ready so much I got some mean to go to we didn't even get to other things. I wanted to get to I say good things

Next week. Well, I know I know I got some mean to go to Oh No, um, there's there's a there's a group these girls Speaking of hayley hitler. Hey made a song. Oh, no Their version is terrible. I know This is all from I'll be the leader if you want me to

These are like teenage girls, right? Yeah pre-teen pre-teens They're german anywhere. I would have followed the juice. Oh my god. I don't know How did you get So now well their fans the show Clearly Yeah, they're they're a really young girls. I don't think they knew They don't know what they're doing. Not really. Oh, okay. They're germans um

Where's the uh, the uh, the song that Oh, it's here. Okay. I think this is it. Um, yeah We got a run. Um, all right hitlers. Thank you guys for listening. Little hitlers Hopefully you'll uh, check out the video of this where you can um, actually watch the show It'll be on our youtube page and it'll be posted on our site your mom's house podcast dot com We'll also post it on the facebook page, which is facebook.com slash your mom's house podcast um We're on twitter, obviously we're on instagram at tom ciger on twitter at christina pa z

Paz wait on on instagram but on twitter christina p. It's just p. Yeah christina p on instagram I'm cigarette tom because an 18 year old british boy named tom cigarette took it Sucks. I will talk to you later. Oh It's really good. I know All right, we love you guys. Thanks for listening to the show. Love you mommies. Bye mommie jeans Hey How you that uh Nathaniel louis is basically harassing my daniel and he's harassing me

He's uh, threatening to uh, actually kill Kindle daniel and rape her and uh, he's uh, also uh, trying to like uh, you know, uh Sacrify so louis to another daniel And uh, he put a love spell on me q He's been suspended in my account like a thousand times because he's like overly jealous

um He basically is obsessed with me And he doesn't know anything about me so could you uh, like help me get rid of Nathaniel louis and making him stop harassing me and my daniel including my boyfriend louis

because I really really need your help and I really I know you wanted to be shaming it like Nathaniel Okay Hey Hitler Hey Oh