Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - 515-Dr. Drew Pinsky-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Episode Date: September 4, 2019

Hello and Welcome, Mommies. Today we begin with a video that Christina definitely isn't going to like. WHEW now that we got that out of the way, let's see what's been going on in the local news! Tom and Christina were fascinated by an ugly man at the pool. What are the craziest tattoos? Josh Potter has an update on his new career and, OH BOY - we have "Acupuncture" remixes and they are unbelievable. He's everybody's favorite Doctor who resides, after dark, right here in Studio Jeans. He is the host of Dr. Drew After Dark, which is found right here on our channel. Dr. Drew starts out of the gate weighing in on some of the coolest guys we've ever seen, including Cool Guy Tony. Christina also has Dr. Drew assess some of her TikTok discoveries and The Main Mommies inquire about some of the most pressing Yellow and Brown questions.

this cold brew really runs through you what happened I had a normal morning dump and then I had you know about half of that thing and round two came with a few you think that's what did it but you've also been on a new diet no I yeah but I feel like dead ass that it was late but day labor day you know I think about Tony so often yeah first of all he hides on the gram he no longer private yeah or I mean I mean I got in before you get to see him yeah oh my god are you recording this video you're ripping his videos I will Jesus what are you waiting on I know I think he actually deleted his account for production

hold on hold on I'm you're not even aware I forgot last I checked he took himself down anyways but he does give sage advice and I hope a lot of you play it well yeah take your over I hope I hope you guys did this weekend if you were drinking labor day labor is a big important time to take your over important because you if you do get drunk and you drive don't do it it's bad it's really bad it's true he's dead ass right about that is right it's really bad to get a DUI you know that ass labor day labor day thank you over that ass well it is showtime a lot to get into back to work everybody from the labor day labor day

such an important holiday in this country I have no idea what it means what it's for acknowledges I just know that lazy people get to not do something I know I know the government and banks are like it's labor day I know don't work it's just another excuse to not be able to get your errands done yeah it's so annoying if you had a mandatory labor day off your piece of shit alright let's start the show yeah oh fucks sake welcome to your mom's house extra long intro my god it's not the regular intro whoops Tom this is

supposed to be a safe space yeah I know I want to save space no I don't want to hear it again I know I hate you so much right now what is that what is that it's puke I'm not listening can't hear it that one's fine it's not fine that doesn't sound like anything you're such a liar I'm not listening you can't get me to put on the headphones I'm not doing it all right well that's you know it's kind of right on the day back we've had a little break come back a little puke going no why did you choose to use that as an opening clip I didn't oh you're gonna you're gonna blame blue it was me it really was well I asked Tom I was

like what intro clip do you want he's like well you know what we usually play just play that and so I did a puking clip I did I didn't even see these you know I have a serious aversion I didn't do it actually Christina that's my fault guys I'm offended and I want all puke related matter to be removed you know you're offended you want to see something super offensive yes watch this this this made the news this made like international news this is a morning news team oh I know I sent this to you have to see this we're about to show my goodness look at him he is a resident of the Oklahoma City Zoo and this week the

zoo's eighth caretaker took over their Instagram and we are all loving that they did and as you can see Finn was fascinated definitely ready for close-up right so you're listening she is a blonde white lady and her co-anchor is a black man and she was like it kind of looks like you for a I think a baby gorilla whoa so then she apologized it's the apology is so depressing it's always the worst part cries so hard oh no so intensely oh no it's more embarrassing oh my god why would you first of all let's I mean you have to know that that's a stupid thing to say I mean well I think she knows now she

knows now watch the first few seconds of this oh my god not only to my co-anchor Jason but to our entire community I said something yesterday that was inconsiderate it was inappropriate and I heard I think what Christina is looking for for paying the puke clip is something like that from you you know a little bit of an apology yeah I do want that look Christina yes I you know this place is a really great place to work in yeah and you know I want it to be a safe space thank you and I know that when I play and find and play puke clips it it stops being that so from the bottom of my heart it affects you it affects Tom

it affects the community and I from the bottom of my heart I apologize so just so you know because we're not gonna this thing is but like she apologized for like three minutes oh no and then he's like fuck you bitch does he say that? no it would be great if he did if he did I'd be like this guy needs his own show that'd be the greatest clip of all time we'd be playing that no he's like he's nice about it he's like he's like I love you we're friends but he's like but you definitely fucked up yeah he's like it's wrong shouldn't have said that's crazy yeah yeah yeah I'd be like I feel like almost badly because her her like it just will never be the

same for her never I was just gonna say like if I were her I would just quit yeah I don't think I would have the nerve to come back and be like I on behalf of the community like I said I'm stupid I'm sorry I'm so dumb I think that's a good point and I think that's a good lesson for people in life is like if you fuck up you should quit just quit you know I mean if you make a mistake in any type of job you should leave well that's what I did is that not what you're supposed to do no you should I quit from like 20 to jobs in like four years it's a good idea before I did comedy because you were like I'm not good at these things yeah

I'm not good maybe she's not good at talking but clearly or thinking on the fly really her thought was like look at that gorilla hey man look at you like that was her she's a professional speaker and she was like this is a cute little black thing and so are you so that was her thought and she articulated it on television like it wasn't at a restaurant she was like I'm them it's also morning news is not like you know well could they have to be so squeaky oh my god I remember one time anything I said something oh I had a hat on that had like I don't know a logo a team logo mm-hmm and I also had like a jacket that

matched it or something you know and I was in one of these they're like oh big whatever you big Orioles fan this is like on the morning news show and I was like I got now I'm like a black guy I just I wear hats that match my outfit and he was like okay all right well he's gonna be at the funny button he like panicked so uncomfortable are we done he was like if you're gonna go super edgy I was like all right that was for saying I match my clothes he was like yeah can you imagine what a horrible horrible job that is to be a morning person no I mean we would get fired so fast we'd never get hired she has to know put in

this era you can't you cannot you can't do that that's this crazy yeah I know who's who hasn't gotten the memo on that on like a likening black people to animals and such fucking Cindy oh my god Cindy yeah I would have quit if I were her because I've just be like I'm so embarrassed I'd be so embarrassed that I would just quit it would be great if during her apology she was like I'm sorry I hurt you and look at me I have like this Jew knows and I have features that are also ugly and he's like what like now you're saying I'm ugly my brain it works like a chink he's like all right well this was a fun job we gotta go we

read this last time this is up there is this just to read now a little letter dear mommies I don't know if this is something we read on the air before I don't think you've read it really it's just it's just quick it says it's from Ted no says dear mommies thanks for providing me with interwebs with so many hilarious okay all right well thanks Ted for a letter we're not gonna read yeah so there's a lot to labor labor oh yeah he's the guy that made the oh so I should read that oh that makes sense thank you all right oh yeah he made that huge ymh sign with a stunning yes so I curious as thank you for providing

myself and the interwebs with so many hilarious silly fart filled entertaining comcast to keep me laughing for hours while I work throughout the day you gorilla looking black what the fuck this is my way back thank you very much from Canada piss on me beat me Ted months Ted thank you very much he made it we're gonna put it on the gram but he made a huge elaborate ymh signage like yeah in our logo and it's you can change the color lighting on it it's really impressive so thank you very much Ted it's very very nice speaking of you bright lights your shirt is is really colorful today I've never I've been taking my

meds and I'm feeling happier the doctor said to smile more what's going on you are happy is it because we had marital loves now that puts me in a dark place but I am that's always good I don't know I'm just feeling good I am eating differently yeah you're you're on a high I like this I've been exercising more all that stuff good for you I don't know taking you this I am well we went to the we went to a public pool yesterday we hung out and we saw well there's a couple phenomena's right we saw the most unattractive man in the world talking to a very attractive woman yeah and I got a theory on this guy go ahead well

this is this is this has happened a few times to me where like you know a guy will look at you and if you're a guy he looks at you and he's basically giving you fuck you like fuck me eyes you know and this happens a lot to you not a lot but it's happened I mean over the over the course doesn't happen in the ladies locker room yeah so the guy he was like gave me the look and I was like what you do at that point is you just break eye contact to be like I'm not down but do you think hold on do you think that it could just be him saying hello no there's a hello look and there's like are you into this put these nuts in your mouth

he gave me the look and I was just you know I didn't do anything dramatic I just turned away and then he was like it's hot out I got my sandals so cuz the floor is hot too like one of those things we were like yeah it is hot you know so he started that thing I was like yeah he's like yeah I like coming here and I was like yeah it's nice to pull it's hot out so then pull will cool you off like the we talking about you know yeah and then he's like and there's I like it here cuz there's so many women here and he let him went like that I was like yeah I guess there are he's like oh no it's gonna fill up like 10 to 1 women to men

I love that I was like okay and that reminded me of previous conversations I've had with guys who like are gay but are not out yet yeah and it's weird when they're older because they're clearly trying to disguise it by talking about sex with women so like one guy who I know is like pretty he's kind of famous and I hung out with him the first time I met him he was like oh nice to me he was like oh ate so much pussy last night and he goes God I love that stuff and I was like uh-huh that stuff yeah give me that good stuff you know and I was like right I want I was going to be like you know just so you know for like we

never say that like yeah don't straight guys you don't have to say yeah it's always it's implied we know that it's good and now what about those videos with the guys are like I want I want the pussy on my face that's different that's mental illness and sadness yeah I'm talking about when I got enthusiastically is like you know what feels good yeah when when you put your dick like in a pussy and you put it in and out move around there oh I could just do that forever you're like okay sure you know and then you take it out you put it back in you know I mean and you're like right I get it coming all over in the pussy

mm-hmm yeah so that guy that that guy the one who told me that he likes to eat it I told other people that knew them they're like well they're like that's hilarious he's you know he's just closeted and I was like okay that's fine but this guy reminded me of that guy the guy that I met he was like so many girls and you could you know just talk to him and I was like right well cuz he did talk to the most I would say attractive person at the pool cuz Tom and I when we go to public areas where people are in their bathing suits we like to rank our bodies yeah like look other people's bodies the guy made me

feel good about right maybe that's why I'm happy today because I you know I'm self-loathing I'll be like oh fuck I'm gonna wait yeah and then I saw this guy who's a disaster disaster I mean he looked like a manatee in short just falling out no neck fat fat fat fat pockmarked HIV face he had a lot of problems and he had he had that hard the hard booze belly yeah that you see on medication yeah it's a distended carcass yeah swollen and yeah and he was very chatty it's usually those guys that chat with everybody and cuz he came in and I saw him talk to the waitress I come here twice a year and then you came

in and you told me he comes here twice he like you fucking he also did the thing where yeah that's what I think that's why I didn't chat me up in the pool anymore is that when I saw him in the locker room I was walking away and he kept talking and I kept stopping and going like oh that's cool and then I would like take to like I'm leaving he was like yeah and then cuz when I I live up north and I'll come down here and I was like keep talking to me I know you kid and then it was like two more steps two more steps two more steps you know he finally fucking shut it down but I we lucked out cuz then in the pool he was

chatting up tits mm-hmm yeah and he was so he was he didn't lie he was talking to smoke she was the prettiest girl yeah but he was doing like friend talk you know I mean it was weather talk it was travel talk business he was like I and I like I had like the hotels there yeah talking about just he wasn't spitting game but they were talking for an hour forever but I think cuz she was like I'd I'd like to drown myself now too no she was into him I think she was into him into him mm-hmm what do you mean into into the conversation okay because she was like yeah and then she would adjust her titty she had those real big fakers then

don't you can't feel anything so if it the bathing suit fall she doesn't really notice I wonder how if that guy's confidence is really real because you know I've always heard about that like the like big people who are like yeah I look great and I feel like do you really feel that way no way I think some of them do I don't know I mean I don't I don't know I really do I think like some of them are like yeah I'm the shit though I've seen it I've met I've seen ugly guy confidence yeah and that's it's where it works because if they you can wear down a woman yeah enough that she'll eventually some women are susceptible to

that wearing down don't don't you dare play him don't you fucking dare I know what you're gonna do guys been sending me messages I know I don't I don't want it yeah a lot no a lot but anyways back to comparing our bodies to other people's it feels good when you guys a pig and you're like and you're like well you know I don't look good but next to that person that and that's what I do all the time because I go to this place regularly once a month and I like to rank myself against older women fatter women women who just had babies too and I I compare myself but I like to do it in people in my age bracket yeah you got

to find people in your league to compare yourself to so you're not so so you'll be like I'm the fourth fattest I'm the fifth ugliest right yeah well I think there was probably like 20 people at the pool and then you can't rank people yeah not in your class in other words if you're 40 you can't be like pairing you know compare yourself 20 years not fair but so amongst like the 40 to 50s I mean there was two disasters there and I was like yeah I'll lay next to them yeah like that made they made me feel good I was like you guys are about to die I'll be alright yeah yeah I like that and then I just like ate you know healthy yeah

seeing them also I was like oh if you don't take care of yourself that's what's good I agree it's so inspiring and also so the girl that he was talking to had I would say the sluttiest tattoo I have ever seen now I live I lived through the 90s and that was where I trap stamp started I have a trap stamp so you know I'm not throwing slutty stones but this chick had the craziest how we saw she was describe it head of the hose she was so you know where you're be easy for your bikini bottom meets let's say your waistline the top of your bikini bottom rim of it yeah rim of your underwear yeah top part of it right where that

happens she had a tattooed like lace pattern yeah on so so if you were if you were to take off her underwear you would see lace around her waistline yeah where the panty line any line would be yeah I mean I didn't even know that was possible it is possible and it's a super hoe shit but it got us thinking about the hoeiest shit like for me the biggest indicator that you're down to fucking fuck yeah is I always thought it was thigh tattoos yes thigh tattoos to me are like she's she's the daggers the daggers yeah it's a hoeie or Josh Potter mentioned even scissors the scissors sometimes there's big flowers big

flowers are big there yeah oh yeah but I know it's I might be like each and every one of these girls is on only camps every girl they're all there but it's the top of the thigh that's real slutty yeah and if it's like the fake garter belts oh there it is there's the Rick the ribbons that one's super hoeie oh yeah I mean if you had a thigh tattoo and you're like I like to take it slow I'd be like this is false advertising okay you're putting out there straight up I'm down to fuck messages and I can't look good when you're older it's not gonna yeah it depends oh that's good the clown you know the funny thing about

tattoos is to it always has a thing that's a balance crazy what is that the devil yeah that's it yeah the clown that clown that's sexy and that's on your thigh you don't want that bro it is all these tattoos though it's all about the person wearing them it really is you know I mean like there's certain people they put on any kind of tattoo you're like that looks badass on you I know you know it's a cool factor it's what like a wolf some people can get away with shit some people can only shop at the gap that's my problem that's right and then there's just a gap that's I like chest hats I like them too yeah I like

those paw prints mean come right you step in the cum and then you stamp it the chest paws yeah definitely oh yeah yeah what I've always felt that and I'm gonna get a lot of pushback on this but I've always felt that French manicures are a slutty but French pedicures it's like your toenails dipped in cum that's what the white tip is I don't like French and you know I used to I don't like it either I remember tweeting about it and like posting it a few years ago I got like everyone's like they're classy I think they are I think they are what trash thinks is class yeah you know like those gypsy girls yeah I got my

French tips I got my French fingers and toes and it's just like a French lady in Paris and I got it not do that in Paris I assure you what about the pedicure but Google the pedicure that one's even more you know what you know what what I think is foul is there is black black pedicure yeah like you have a French tip but it's black it's such a weird low right if the tip is only it just looks like a dirt is under your nail so weird you know I mean like yeah it's like did you not clean out your your toenails terrible and by the way let's spread it around so the men yeah I saw a lot of those Tiva sandals you know those

Jesus walkers like Velcro strap oh man if there is a shoe that says I don't want to fuck it is that shoe look them up black guy and you're wearing these oh my just know you're putting out the set of the signal like I don't like dick touches like there it is that one yeah that black hockey so cocky oh my god I saw three dudes older dudes wearing this shit I'm about older I mean like boomer age like 60 yeah and their toenails were so nasty to imagine they all look like this yeah they bleed they breathe in and out through their noses they're always like no not even those those are even sassier on those like those heavy

those are $268 and they're out of stock they're sold out any how much to wear those how much to get me to wear those yeah gotta be five figures five big wow those are how whack I mean what are those are the worst things you've seen those are shoes I would expect my grandfather right only yeah and what even he wouldn't even like a grandfather wouldn't be like just so you know grandpa there's other options like yeah I feel like even a grand cause it shouldn't be well there's they're terrible there's never a reason you should know he's like the fungus is growing but that's the thing but that's the thing is that they

all have toe fungus is because I saw their nails and their nails were all yellow and yucky probably is that it's probably a doctor being like you're feeding to breathe and then they're like I got these don't touch my balls fucking sandals because there is a there is a way to age yeah gracefully that's what you're talking about there's a cool guy right there oh I'm gonna throw up I'm gonna fucking puke these are horrible shoes these are fucking oh with the socks too I mean give up just cut your dick off sew up your badge because we were talking yesterday like there's a way to grow old and have some fucking

respect for yourself you know oh my god oh my god dead ass yeah take your dick and put it in no such thing brah Nadav I could see you wearing these you're awfully close no I've seen you in your white sneakers this is one your one bad decision right now you're gonna show off your feet how bad are your feet I mean they're not bad but I mean like they're not as good as potters though they're not summer feet who's got the worst who's got the worst feet in the in the box there who do you think I need a dove I had to guess I have some web like I have a web web action but you have web toes nothing too crazy you've

webbed toes yeah the pointer in the middle there they're a little joined up up the middle wow all right we don't need I don't want to see yes I knew it I called it though yeah I told you in the nastiest well I mean Josh is a fucking sex work right so he sells his yeah yeah he's top he's a sex worker I mean I wonder if it interests any at all knowing the money that Josh made was that is that of interest to you to get involved or no dude I wish I had Harry shoulders after seeing Josh's income really I wish yeah I would pay to get maybe fake hair put on your shoulders is that a thing do they do that sure would

you do would you do cameos for that kind of money where you're like hey it's any are you kidding me and like tug on your nipples and just face somebody there like hey Bob it's your birthday as your birthday Bob there's not a lot of things I wouldn't do really we gotta get you on camera I don't know why we're not fucking what's his fetish though what do you think he's gonna is it nipple tugs how are your nips any are you comfortable doing nipple play I mean I could do it every one wow better set up your account you know anything you want to set it up now yeah damn Josh Josh needs to put him in touch Josh you need to get any on

cameo okay I also the dolphins dolphins are real either just a dumb girl or a hoe or Josh mom Josh's own mother he told us has dolphins going around yeah belly button yeah that's really dumb and she got it at like 50 or something that's really funny I've always wanted to get one on my dick yeah what do you get I wanted to get the that the word toxic down there with the symbol you know like that that I'd like it and then have an arrow that points to the tip I would like it yeah hey you're fine with me you want to do it yep or just get HIV and then the plus symbol underneath it be cool right I love that actually so when

you're on the road you're not getting any of that road because it always gets to that point but they're like all right and they're like wait a minute that's what I'm saying it works for me I love it I can't I'd love that I gotta come in your hair before I do the set how many how often are you doing that not often coming some get in women's hair oh that's a thing too isn't it to come in people's hair look to come anywhere is a thing whatever you can imagine someone coming that's someone's guys are just yeah so fucking gross yeah so oh so we played the acupuncture song yeah I remember that can you pull up the

original like can you do you have the clip you can play of the yeah the guy yeah just pull that up so what happened was we're gonna play this clip in a moment but the the guy who sent in well his video was out there we played it and then we asked you the audience to actually remix it like give it the treatment you know that you've done it before for other hit songs such as machines within and piss on me and beat me you've remixed so many and now we have a new edition it is the acupuncture song you have it yeah sorry it's taking a second there's so many files and folders I know there's gotta be a

better system to do this shit there's got to be a better way always machines within machines within t16 working on my flow that guy was great we made him into a star into an international superstar machines within there were a few versions of machines within he had that I would pay to see life rap metal the metal ones were really good there was even a like a folk country banjo song where it was like a guy strumming his guitar doing machines within oh okay here we go I once went to see a doctor we if my mom she wanted to see an acupuncturist that she had heard of he turned out that this physician wanted to

treat me as well he was an old tiny Asian and he seemed harmless you get it so that goes on for season so long and you guys sent in some remixes so here's number one this is acupuncture to by Drake what I like about this guy's art is that it doesn't have to rhyme a lot of people stick to the rule of your song has to rhyme mm-hmm and he breaks the mold which is innovative it's exciting here's the first clip sure I'm just picturing it's so good it's so good already executive being like I mean the music is not bad but your lyrics are insane you are fucking crazy but you

never know I mean look in today's world that of YouTube and stuff we can make this guy a huge well there's there's a lot of like there's a lot of producers out there the producer director right I'm a choreographer do it all man this is acupuncture no more by grass kingdom this is going on my phone I can't even turn this off this dude's gonna do the dude who said who made the original video is gonna reach out like please put me in touch with that producer I know I think we

may have found our next big hit what's that song that the you know the cowboy song we're going to fuck my butt chicken this is better than that nonsense this is a great song old town road all this is our old town road and you heard it here on your mom's house first we broke this well I gotta say this is gonna be huge on the if you put this on the talk this is gonna blow up grass kingdom yeah yeah great here's a Kyle B mark my words I once went to the doctor with my mom she wanted to see an actual puncturist that she had heard of as it turns out this physician wanted to treat me as well he was a tiny Asian

and he seemed harmless wow jeans wow it was great really good work really good it was nice to hear the lyrics so clearly too and I really it painted a picture of what happened that day it was pure it was innocent yeah but I didn't realize that they went to see the physician for his mom yeah and then he's like you should be treated as well the son and the son got thrown into a situation he wasn't ready for those needles can be scary and they heard I've done it it is not a walk in the park it hurts here's one by Brian P mm-hmm I'm sorry is that right and Greg see okay

you I Real build up here. Yeah seriously building This reminds me of like like a kind of like a throwback like an action movie from the 80s or something Yeah, like that kind of theme. Yeah, I was like you too. Yeah Like you guys can do it Yeah Wow

That's a great job. That's amazing. That is amazing. I'm always amazed at the talent we have in our audience I know it's great. It's really impressive. Goodness. This is a Fraxo acupuncture song YMH edition Harmless It's like 3 a.m. And you're on your way to the strip club in Miami, you know, you've been taken you've been taken Maybe you smoked a little bit 305 take to the house. All right, so God was two more. I mean, they're so good. I feel like we keep playing them, right? I like it. This is a Sean Sison I think

I Wow It's great got some auto-tune going they're all amazing but I every time I hear him say old tiny Asian I like it more and more. Yeah, and oh tiny Asian. This is crazy. I'm taking this file home, man I'm gonna be listening to this jam. The last one is those freaking needles by big milky I Don't that's enough no acupuncture no more. That's that one. Sorry Big milky. Yeah

Appreciate the effort and time But I tap it out Big milky really impressed though. That was a maze with everyone but you Amazing excite. Yeah, very exciting and to the original guy must be a thrill to hear your original songwriting You know put together with great musicians Well, I wish you would as with any artist you want to see how they grow how they evolve

Will there be a follow-up to no acupuncture? No, right? Don't send it though, but you should keep working on it It's really cool I'd like to see what the follow-up jam is. It's so hard to come up with a second hit, but yeah, maybe maybe he'll write Mm-hmm anyways We got to talking about this topic a couple weeks back and it has been haunting my brain. What's that? well, I Think you had mentioned that I had mentioned you said that you were watching a video of of our worded a

Weightlifter is that what you were saying? It was like an athlete and he but he was what do they call men? mentally disabled retarded and and I Don't know what the proper term is these things so wait wait But I came to and I started thinking about it and I was like what if there was an Outstanding athlete in the world like let's say a weightlifter who could really compete with the best of them But he happened to be our worded could they compete in the regular Olympics?

That actually is kind of fascinating and I don't know the answer, but I would like to get some answers I'd like to know I mean it's it's so I mean why couldn't they if somebody so there's obviously there's Olympics, right? There's special Olympics right there's Paralympics, right? So you're saying if somebody is severely mentally disabled right physically Can compete with the best with the best of the regular Olympians compete in the regular? That's what I'm saying I think the answer. I think the answer would be yes. They can oh

They're just they're just never happened and also it won't ever happen Why do you say that because I think there's just different Why do you say that you don't know that I mean somebody could be maybe mentally disabled, but Their body their strength could be so amazing Okay, what if there's a runner and all they have to do is point him in the right direction and he what and he wins the race Or maybe a javelin without the pointy end, but he can throw it really hard Yeah That's a possibility

I'm just trying to be more inclusive guys. Oh, that's what you're trying to bring The mentally disabled into society into the fold a bit more. What why segregate them? Is there a way you can Google? Like what's the most? Yeah, let's see what are the records on some of those? You know, I mean, I don't know. I don't I don't know I don't know if they're close because we're assuming that the special Olympians are Inferior in their physical aptitude than regular ones, right? That's why they're in their own category. This is Christina Pajovsky speaking Whatever. Yeah, I I'm for them. I'm for Equality I'm trying to get them to be type that and then records right like yeah, like Who's like the fastest? Oh

and Then maybe we could take the best athletes and make them into teams like a football team of just mentally disabled people Oh my god, cuz then I'd start watching football a Lot more if if you would start watching I gotta say something. It's almost there I Mean, I don't know if you you don't watch any football, but I see some of the post-game interviews and these guys right there With the brain and they're barely stringing together sentences. They're crying for no reason

Practically our worded that's NFL shit now I would watch an entire team of our word playing anything. Wouldn't that be way more interesting? There is what are you talking about there? It's not like professional Professional. No, no, but I want to see like ice hockey. I want to see it exists. No, it's not There's no league. No, you have to because no one is like you who's like I wish this was on television It's just family and friends. Oh But you can probably get a ticket Just sit there and laugh and laugh. I don't want to laugh. I think it's

And have people go like what's going on with that lady? It's not It's not to let Shondor Shondor Anyone that's in the class T20 is intellectual special. Okay, and so for the 110 meter hurdles Shondor Hanyori from Budapest hungry on your E Okay, scroll down my tribe. There you go. Let's see what else there is Is there I know is there another is there like hundred meters like not the hurdles? Oh, yeah, that's up above

So these are the Olympians But this is in the special So why can't the everything and he ran here? He ran at what a ten eight five? Yeah, hundred meters That's good. That's moving. Yeah, so what how does that compare to you saying bolt regular Olympics? Yeah, it's like a second and a half slower, right? Is that right? What isn't his record in the hundred meters like nine something nine six two you're kidding What's his hundred meters? Well, then they should be able to compete

9.58. Yeah, wait a minute and the women's women's record by the way is ten four nine You mean it's only that intense of a second faster the our word will you stop? I'm developmentally retarded. They are what? Disabled faster than the world's fastest woman. Is that what you're telling me? Is that what you're telling me? I think I said it pretty clearly. I can't believe this. So this is discrimination This is discrimination. Oh, no, that's a Paralympics record, dude. That that person has a missing limb Shoot, so is that considered an advantage because no, no, no, it's a totally different thing We're looking for I think he competed in the Paralympics, but that's the class that he's in the T20

Can you Google his name because it has his name there look up look up the guy Yeah, check that guy out Yeah, so if he's then if it Then that that seems silly that if it's a just an intellectual disability then right should be able to This guy is fucking flying dude. Yeah So why can't he do the regular Olympics? Well, he's probably just missing it by you know, I Don't know second and a half, right? He looks like he has all his limbs. All right, and um see then he should be able to compete With regular Olympians. Why is he in the Paralympics? He's not he's not missing a limb

Yeah, this is discrimination. We need to bring this to the attention of the Olympics You know who's a good voice for that me you I think the way that you have delicately danced Thank you around this topic. You have navigated these waters in such a way Yes, that I think those people would be thrilled. Yes, you have you as an advocate. You got it I'm just telling you I believe in inclusion and I grew up in an era where we saw all kinds of people around in the world And I'm being serious here. Okay in the 80s You go to the supermarket and the person banking your groceries would be

Mentally disabled. Yeah, that's true And they go and get the shopping carts and it was more normal. It was normalized to have Have mentally disabled people integrated into society and now you don't see them. You don't think so. I don't see them in society I'm saying having jobs and being you know Having a meaningful part in the world. I think it's good. I think we should well I think you have a new cause to kind of get behind and you know, I wish you the best Thanks, I think it's tick-tock. That's really made me appreciate different Mental abilities such to just let you know by the way that if you are still in the market for some Josh Potter

Sex work videos it your your window is is shutting and it's shutting quickly from what I understand He is up the price and he is now saying adieu to this world But it's just a final few right? Is that what is that the correct? Well, Josh has said he had a busy weekend Labor Day weekend that he made quite a few. Oh, yeah, he's done. Yeah, it's been pretty wild Are you done? Not yet. I have a few more orders to take care of and if you want to get in you have a few days to get involved And then you're going off. I would like to take a hiatus because it's just I'm just exhausted You know, I've lost my passion for the game and yesterday being Labor Day. It was a great day to

shine a light on us sex workers because sex work is real work. I know and Yeah, you shouldn't discriminate against us and we had to put out content yesterday, too So I think if you are a sex worker, I hope you had the day off yesterday. Oh, wow, that's really Maybe get it go to the beach or something. Yeah, I really feel for you guys Look what I've done for the shoulder hair community though. I mean And he wants his own. Are you getting requests for just your shoulders? Is that what you're saying? I have yes indeed What do you do? Like I run a comb through it. Oh, I Tease it with all my fingers. I

Pretend a little bitch's dick gets lost in it like it's the woods and their little girl All kinds of stuff, you know, whatever you want really do you pretend to be got in it like it you ever do that I haven't that's a great like throw. I gotta ask you is into it. Yeah, what's the what was it? What would be the price? Mm-hmm you would charge if somebody wanted to jerk off on your shoulder hair. Hmm. Oh my goodness It would be would it wouldn't be realistic. I wouldn't jizz on myself. No, it's somebody else, but they're just coming Well, Christina, and I had a lengthy conversation about body fluids. Yeah, and I think cum is not as bad to me as like piss Mm-hmm We did have a discussion off Mike. This is you are

Mentally, this is we were I don't like piss. We were taping WMMA Let me catch the audience and you up to speed and we had this conversation as to what's the worst body fluid to have on your hands and Josh ranks urine as number one. No, no shit is the all-time number one for everybody. No for me. It's vomit Oh, okay. I'm a vomit person number two is shit. Yeah, two vomits and two for me But piss is yeah close to vomit, but I don't think piss is that big of a deal. I hate piss really smelly I don't like it. Yeah, I'm not a piss shamer though, but do you piss in the shower? I forget. No We've been talking about that. Yeah, I've just been I It literally boggles I piss in the toilet where it goes

But like if you had like you're in the middle of the shower and you're gonna be in there for no I hold it because I'm not an old man. Oh my god. Yeah, but you have a pee extracting situation there You know you don't have a drain piss right in the drain. Why oh my god You're standing there and you have to get the water doesn't get recycled and go back on your head But your shower is shooting water down then your piss gets mixed with that water You don't know what's what and it's just on your feet. You're just standing in your piss. It's right in the drain You have to piss directly into it. Yeah. Yeah, and not let the water Deflected in any way or or or piss in your own mouth

Spit it out and just rinse it off or I'll just wait till the showers over because it's not like it's any longer than 15 minutes And I can just oh my god No, but I can't even hold in my pee when when hot water touches my body and I have to and I have a full batter I have to pee of course. It like makes it imperative. Wait. Are you like this to any no pee in the do you not pee in the shower? Yeah, we talked. Yeah, we do you also don't and and and also the dog No, and it's off is a pig like He'll pee in the fucking anything

Pee in a hole. That's not a dream But but Tom what is your like rank the fluids? What would you least want to have on your hands? Shit's number one shit puke more than just right shit is not a big. Yeah, where's blood? Oh blood It's blood's like the lowest, right? I don't mind blood on my hand every month. Yeah, I'll fucking paint my face But you have to answer your question jizz. I don't you know if it's someone else is I guess it depends on who's Because I you know Well your own jizz. Let's start. Oh my jizz on my shoulders. I'll fucking do that Wait, what if it was entertain me for a second. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah some guys like I want to just come on your shoulders. That's it

There's nothing else. Can I just do that? I want to come on your shoulder here Well, I have to make it real like in the in the frame of my price range already. I'm very high on demand right No, I can hundreds of dollars. I'm saying you should charge real money. Yeah, but I'm saying don't tell me like four million No, no, no like five grand probably five grand. That's a lot. That's a lot of money. No, that's too high I'm sorry to have just a guy come on your shoulder here his shoulder though Yeah, I know but five grand like that's bigger than getting actually fucked No, it's not I don't believe intercourse. I don't think I would charge less than five grand getting but fucks But I'm saying like the high yeah, I don't

Well, how much do high-end prostitutes charge to do that? Oh, I see Yeah, cuz you're we're talking about you're working that intensely sex working now. Yeah, now you're in the real world Okay, so she's right in that case. She's right. I'm not a celebrity sex worker Then I'm just your run-of-the-mill. Well, no, no, you're you're you're you're you're you're I cast famous The comedian because in this moment I am celebrity sex worker, so my rates are higher if you want to sex with me That's an astronomical amount. You know what I mean? I'm sorry. That's the nature of the beast I will tell you this if somebody is willing to pony up twenty five hundred dollars. I will match it so you can come on Josh Right even legal fair we should do that. I mean, it's fair to me. I said five grand. Yeah, that's what I'm saying

Yeah, I'm down and and did they get to video this down wait. Is this to be videoed for cameo? Well, it's for the person's Records, I'd imagine they want it for their jerk. How do you know they're gonna keep it private like well? I mean if they don't they don't so just before we depart here though Are you thinking of doing one last increase? To like just say like, you know, this is You know, I don't want to take advantage of the of the fans Mm-hmm a hundred dollars is where it's at right now and people are still buying it Which is to be expected but now that is can I tell you I think you're getting more than like a

Lot of people on cameo real celebrities. Yes. I mean it. I mean it a hundred dollars is very high There's most in the 50 to 75. I looked up every Buffalo Bill player that's on there and they're all cheaper than me all of them And they don't have nearly as many I just spoke with my cameo team and they gave me Reviews they and then the reviews. This is what cameo wrote me to they go great reviews this weekend and they woded the reviews and one of them said like Sue woo your shoulder hair is Glorious and I can't wait to see more video stuff like that like and they're writing this to me So they're acknowledging that these are happening and they love it cameo just wants their money, too

You know, wow, they're supportive of sex workers cameo Quite the endorsement. I'm sure they're not aware that they're Josh, where are you gonna be coming up? I'm gonna be on Thursday I'm gonna be in Seattle at chop suey on Friday I'm gonna be in Tacoma at Alma mater and on Sunday I'm gonna be in Portland at Mississippi studios and you can buy all those tickets on my Twitter at J Underscore Potter or on Instagram Josh Underscore Potter. Oh, and Just so you know a girl came up to me at the store the other night. I'm waiting to go up blocked by she goes

Oh, just so you know, I don't know if I can make Josh come, but I'm willing to die trying. Wow Willing to that that might do it make Josh come or die trying And I you might be able to see a babe. Yeah, she was cute. She had five tattoos. I don't know. She had pants on Yeah Anyways, just so you know, that's cool. I'm gonna have to go there when she's there sometimes. Yeah, absolutely That was a good song we just did do it. Yeah Wow Where are you gonna be Jean? Oh, I don't know. Oh, here we go This week Jean September 5th and milk donkey Milwaukee was come on you the constant September 6th

Chicago September 7th Boston massive huge tits get your tickets that that is this week You guys do not sleep and then I'm doing a residency at flappers in Burbank For the next few Thursday September 12th September 19th, and then I take a little break in September 22nd I go to Las Vegas for the life is beautiful festival with Billie Eilish is performing September 26th, I'm back at flappers and then October 3rd through 5th Nashville October 10th again back at flappers October 17th Irvine, California and September 22nd Seattle and then November 23rd Portland, and I think that's it for my 2019

2020 coming very soon. Yes, Christina P online for tickets. Thank you. Let's see next week I'm doing a little southeast run Memphis has a few tickets left Greenville, South Carolina a few tickets and the late show in Durham, North Carolina September 14th has a few tickets. The rest are gone the next time I go out San Jose That's September 18th and the LA show on the 20th has some tickets a few tickets left 21st is sold out Santa Barbara is the 22nd you can get tickets to that right now at TomSugarra.com slash tour Let's see coming up after that. We have El Paso Tucson

There's a very few tickets left there and the late show in Denver at the Belco has only a few tickets left Then we go to Des Moines Lincoln, Nebraska Sioux City Minneapolis and Fargo. You can get all those tickets at TomSugarra.com slash tour And don't forget that we added a fourth show in Austin. That's the 17th. That one's at the Paramount New York is on sale both Kingston, New York on November 6th and New York City on the 7th And Ben Salem, don't forget that is also up

That's on the 8th very excited to be doing all those shows TomSugarra.com slash tour all those Shows That's it for us. Thank you very much. We're gonna have a guest coming up here soon. It's time for a quick break Returning to the show is a man who is smarter than you better looking than you all Around just a more enlightened human being his mantra is if you don't like what I say you can suck my balls It's Dr. Drew Pinsky. That was my private mantra

We love you so much. I love you guys now we have after dark here. I live here, of course It's been such a great experience and because of that. This is a totally different experience to me right now Right and the last two times I was on your show. That's right first time. I was ignorant and ambushed. Yes Second time I was ready and ambushed. Yeah, this time. I'm excited. Yeah What's rich? I Well, I've been sort of properly sort of conditioned throughout dark We get we sample we sampled. Yes. Yeah, and so now I'm sort of on the team of cool guys search By the way people you're gonna get a cool guy

That people love your show I mean I get I hear it everywhere I'm so happy to do it. I'm so happy to hear people love it And people who are watching or listening now Dr. Drew after dark every week You can download it wherever you get your podcast or you can watch it on our YouTube channel here at your mom's house podcast One day we will take calls live too. That'd be awesome. Love line. He asked we're sort of aiming towards that now We take your your phone messages, which have been great. What's the number that up two one three? You know that voicemail? Anyway listen to watch my show I give it out there all the time and then emails and we really do appreciate the calls and emails Yeah, it's great. It's great

And then you you kind of you dig deep with some of these comics Fascinating know what makes a comedian and what goes on in their mind. This was your goal This was your goal to find out what's going on under the hood of the comedians And you're so qualified to delve deep with people and I just very nice and forthcoming and some of them Poor man, you're just bombarded with crazy questions, and it's so fun There's all kinds of crazy things going on though. There's people like look. Have you ever seen someone do this before? I don't know if you have my look in here. Yeah, that'll be the screen to look at Oh, yeah, you have

This is my favorite What are you doing? I went home What are you doing no leg you know he's an amputee. I think I ran into this guy. What did you not wear seriously here? I swear to God. I did I was and I was like First of all, it's math Right because the we here to go at the clue is what dismantled bike But he's got a bike bar in his ass. Yes, it's he dismantled their bikes that they met makes you just dismantle everything You just start to really yeah, you feel like things are in there talking to you or something start taking everything apart TVs

So if you think things dismantled when you see the bikes taken off of the sidewalk Yeah, the cops always ask why don't take the bike math sit straight out now if you think it's cool Stick part of the bike up your ass. Maybe it feels good though, right? Oh sure it does Yeah, he's keeping the sharp part apart away, but um You know here's what it here's do you know that this this is what prompted my little diet drive about homeless didn't Know what happened? That sounds right. Yeah, I I went this and I went I got angry Because our city our love great city of Los Angeles is insisting that we have a housing problem So there's a housing problem. Yeah, no, no

Mental health problem. This is math and and some other psychotic illness and this guy needs help I as usually I get sad when I see cool guys. Yeah, well, yeah, I was angry though with this one because like stop the housing Hope so let's go with the med but you're saying that these gentlemen need a safe place indoors to put bike parts up their butts It'd be nice Like we should Yeah, maybe housing is the issue time I think housing is the issue because this guy had a room to do this Then it would be a no problem. No problem. He'd just be a cool guy in a room masturbating or what you call that master? I think he was

Need to watch a clip people need to watch a clip and Put on some music to have their alone time. Yeah, maybe this is him just getting ready to know some people will do a little Stuff like that. I sent you something else always sent you a video Where did you see that cucumber challenge? I did. Thank you that haunted my dreams I showed it to Tom as well. Yeah, we've been played it on the show Why Yes

The intestine But this is blurred He sent me the cucumber so the cucumber challenges where girls are deep-throating Yeah, cucumbers, right, but then talk to juice like here It's gone crazy and it was room been room cucumber in the intestines of someone swallowed one. No, no They up the up the but one of the yeah, one of the disciples of this gentleman Yeah, and and I've always said something remember I I've always on these shows looking at video going well, that's a surgery That's a surgery. Yeah, that's a disaster and so when I if I were to see something that size like on an x-ray

Yeah, that's a surgery. What is a simple sir? That is that could become a surgery No, a cucumber you would need a surgery. Yeah, really if he gets up there far enough. Yeah, you can't just go caca and push it out No, this thing with this thing was oh, it was enormous I have a question wait a minute though, but you you you suggested that this guy is homeless caca cucumbers Yeah We were we were on where is the fart mic? It's right. It's right here. Are you ready? Not ready. Okay. Sure. That's a sure. We have ready-to-hand reliable Heidegger was very interested in having

Ready ready ready at hand Reliable sources told us that this guy actually works for Microsoft. No, he's yeah This guy is in the marketing division there and he was just like taking a breather and got into this This is how he like just kind of blows off steam literally now dr. Drew sidebar. I was listening to that strangely enough That is a sidebar right there, but anyway, I Was listening that's what he said. I'm just taking a side. I was listening to Stern and they brought up I don't know if you heard the piece on fist fest. I Caught a little bit of it. Now. I don't know if you heard the audio, but for those you didn't know

Gentlemen were fisting each other and going very very deep up until elbows now Is that what's happening there? And is that not does that not kill people can you can rupture the colon that way you can Yeah, yeah, this way too. That's what concerns about this guy rupturing the colon Have you heard that there's this phenomenon going on where people are I guess it's not the first time, but it's getting more popular Ingesting drugs anally to get high Have you that's an absorptive surface right? How about the smoke? Have you seen smoke heard about smoke people will take Smoke and blow it into each other's asses Yeah

Crack to crack pipe. Oh, so you get double crack right so this guy Triple crack really yeah Watch this so he's getting high The other guy smoking too. So so how much time is getting high? Yeah, and then he puts it in the other guys Now is he eating the other guys? He's gonna but he's no This is all business This is all business so he can get high too. So it's so it's used. It's reusing cocaine. Yeah, two people get high one hit Yeah, oh

I did not even you wouldn't want to blow in his mouth I mean gross Is that an effective thing I don't know I would think not because so much the cocaine is so effectively absorbed by the lung That's the thing about crack. It's absorbed quickly and it goes right to the brain. Yeah, that's why I feel so good So you would rather blow it into the gentleman's mouth than his me personally, right? Yeah, we have to choose Yeah, so wait a minute. I want to stop here for a second. Oh, please is this I just I just get these flashes like oh my career It's over my career What are you saying that like if you had to take crack if I had to yeah, would you like is this a oh would I like

Having it blown up your ass if it were you yeah, yeah It really is you truly blow and smoke up my ass it truly is it really is now I've heard about people getting alcohol poisoning from ingesting. Oh sure But also it's also you can't regulate what you're taking in But you can also be a good time if you don't go that far it could feel good. Yes You know don't get any of the reflux that I forget how much should you do if you're gonna do it rectally alcohol Yeah, you've got to be very super careful people have died doing that. Yeah. Yeah, so like a case small amount Yeah, yeah

So you just feel the effects quicker just rapid really It's an osmotic radiant right she goes right in have you ever done it? No, I can't say have no your small crack No, I haven't no, I can't imagine I wouldn't like it. You know what I mean? Because it really is very powerfully rewarding. Everybody likes it. Yeah, yeah, yeah So but the problem is you can't not like it after that. So how does that work though? How does it work where it activates the part of the brain that says do that again? Even when you don't like it anymore that party brings it over and you have to do that again Really think about extreme hunger or extreme sexual desire or something like that

We're just like it's just in you doing it and it's and it's actually deep enough in the brain It's sort of a deeper pure do it again system that the nucleus accumbens area that it just makes you do it And we all you know we're all built differently different chemical compositions and everything Is it something where if a if a thousand people took a hit or some of them gonna be able to be like that was crazy Yes, I don't need to do it again. Yes, they can walk away correct And if you have the genetics for addiction, it's gonna be on period. It's gonna be on. Yeah I'm gonna give it a shot. I'm gonna roll the dice cuz I'm just like what you might do with double crack. Yeah, right That's crack crack. That's crack crack. That's what this is. Yeah, that's the name of that video

And in a million years I never would have put it together that it's to two people getting high off of one hit. What did you think they were doing? I no idea like my brain doesn't even go there to like this is useful. This is a utility thing. This was just fun Yeah, it's just fun crazy. We've been wanting you to weigh in on so many things. So many items already One of the things was this cool guy Another cool guy Tony has his teeth. Nice teeth. Nice. What? How could it be a cool guy with nice teeth? Well, here's the thing It's we wonder is like is this all just an affectation something he's putting on or is there something going on deeper here?

Okay, here we go. Here's Though like breakups are hard don't get me wrong ladies ladies and gents play boys and play girls Breakups are hard, but you gotta realize Yeah, you know a sexy Italian boy like me the most fucking Drop that gorgeous guy in this motherfucking state of Utah, right Utah's right. I've had him beg for Provo What's going on? Well, are you think that's like a like an act for for the camera? It feels very much like an act, but then part of me goes is there's something Triangularly plucked eyebrows. Yeah are a hint that there's something real going on here like a behavioral issue like this is him

Yeah, this is his deal and he's not from Utah I don't care what he's doing in Utah. He's not from Utah. Well, because I believe he is wearing makeup Yes, you're right. So makeup and triangular shaped eyebrows. I'm gonna just just just say a cool dude But like maybe can't hold down a job I wouldn't hire him The funny thing is come on it Tony Oh Wait, there's a little more you as always you have to analyze these things very carefully. Yes, please vehicle. Oh, it's all yeah Is that is that like a flush? Is that like a palpit? Can we play more though? I feel like this is not indicative of his true essence

Play the I Maybe he's overdoing a little bit of Tony, right? He doesn't want you to think he's too cool So he's gonna make fun of himself a little bit a little bit But but also when you're like, you know when you're so like a lot of us have moments where you you're pleased with yourself Yeah, but like when it when it's really turned up you start to go like oh Maybe something is not right with someone's like almost like a manic way of being right in love with yourself

Mental illness. It's not narcissism. Is that is that and I need I would need another kind You know a 12 pack, but we are out of here. I'm about to go give me another sixer You know what I'm saying? It is the weekend cheers everybody. He just showed you that. Well, there are these people there There's a whole There's a this is quite serious as a world out there are people that do these weird Gender performance art things where they they become hypersexualized versions of themselves and and My daughter actually analyzes some of these guys and things and just tries them as a as a cultural critic

So you may be one of those guys that's just doing a bad job. Just doing a bad job of putting on this show It's not going far enough, but maybe I haven't seen enough. Yeah drink responsibly You know take your oeuvres, you know take your you know caps on because you know It's all about drinking responsibly, you know You know take you go any more. You got another contact more and drive this week. It's mostly this I mean I don't do it. It's bad. Anyways, we are party Got me a cold one and we you know, we doing it. I'm over there, baby. Let's do it. I'm gonna say this 2020 is really yeah, he's not going far enough out to be a

Boy Yeah, can I see the crack crack again? It's cool Yeah, but Tony is there's not much variations on this theme. It's him being like I'm getting laid tonight I'm at the ball. We're doing it. There are people making comment on Male right. He's not that bright. He is actually that guy doing he's the one they want. Yes, correct Do you like hyper what is it hypersexual hypersexual? You know dumb dumb Yeah, beatin as a kid touch simple tick-tocked. Gotcha tick-tock. We getting into that today. There you go

Let's find out what's going on. I watch your Instagram now. I like I want to meet I want to see more I want to see these people. I feel like me too. Let's do it going on if you can let's do it on doctor Attention to that other screen. Sorry, right? Yeah, you got to see this check. What's going on? Yeah So many cool people. Yeah This is a screen is an important question. Do you ever worry that you're retarded and no one is telling you well It's true It's great, right? She's actually great, but I feel like she's not I think there's a new type of comedian being born on Instagram. Yeah, where was this from tick-tock?

She's brilliant. I think that she's brilliant. Well, no it is. I'm being serious. I her timing is really funny Yes, I think it's actually really a good funny video. I think she's a new form of comedy Yeah, I'm a comedian now. Yeah, she means if she does a cool check I mean, I don't think she's a hunter. I think this is a very funny clip, but I don't think she's all we have any other ones for her. Yeah, it's so hard Do you ever worry that you're retarded and no one is telling you Well, that's all we have. I I've gone through her feed and a lot of it is her cooking I'm making a keto meal of a hamburger. There's also like in the forest

Shaved head yeah, she lives Yeah, so I don't know if she's been in a mental institution because she talks about drugs. Oh, yeah I get the drug thing. She reminds me of the chick from euphoria. Mm-hmm a little bit. I don't know what that is Oh, it's a good show about cool people. Oh, that's all about cool people. Yeah, it's all about cool drug Do you feel like this is something that is okay for someone to do? Oh If you're listening she's eating bristles on a hard brush head what can that do to your insides nothing Let's go right through. Let's go right through. What do you mean goes? It won't cut up your intestines. It could here's the rule of thumb

If it gets through your esophagus, you're good Really? Yeah, they used to like open people up if they swallowed a pan and stuff stupid It gets it goes the rest the way it makes your esophagus It just just lumped in with you notice. Yes, do you notice she lumped in with your duty? I'm gonna remember that and so and so you she was chewing them. Yeah, you know She was she was breaking them down a little bit. We'll make a little bless Yeah, it's probably not good to do that though. I don't know Tom Maybe we should maybe the stuff we ought to show we just adopt some of these things and try them

No, would you try that? For you Tom. Yeah, I Don't know if I'm capable. I think you can Look at your biceps. You can do anything. You have to do it with break your nice teeth. Yeah I don't know nice. Are those real real real before I show you this one here, but these are all real Wow, there's a white that this is I'm gonna show you something over here. No, I'm gonna show you something here first. I'm sorry. Okay, so There you have it. Hopefully he'll do that. Anyway, besides that

They still have the roses they are decaying, but I'm gonna hold on to the Madonna. Okay Madonna. Yes I love him. Yeah, we must follow this man Oh, I mean, he was 12 hours and 50 cents is I say 730 in the morning, you're probably just getting off and taking a bath, right? Remember you had this expression last time Stocking behavior. Oh, yeah, that's what this is. This is talking about. We must find this man. Oh, we must talk him Yeah, cuz he's you're not supposed to do this to send the boys out. Yeah, we can Rehearsing today

He said I'll see on Monday my love, which is exactly you know when Pam Anderson got Sacked literally by Vorat you can imagine how freaked out. She was right cuz she must have lots of these guys all the time Right cool dudes, right? Cool. It makes her happy. Yeah, cool. Well, I just watched there's gonna be more from him There's he's schizophrenic. Is it? What's going on here? There's no active delusions other than the delusion that he could have a relationship with Donna, right? Dude, I just watched the one on Gwyneth Paltrow's that one in detail the one of the discovery ID did a whole thing about it That was one of the most

Stunning stories to watch with this guy Mailed things and showed up and there was a trial and the fucking jury found him not guilty and there's just mountains of Letters and just not guilty of what of a harass man or so whatever some type of stock They over over charging or something. I don't know man. I have stalkers one of the one of the Like people who commented you must have stalkers. Well, there's I mean, there's obsessive kind of fans But you know, I'm talking about these no I have full-on really One guy but they go get him really is he my wife's

The crowning moment of my wife's I was never more proud of her guy was Had a whole website dedicated I was gonna destroy me and they kill me and they can kill the kids and eat them in front Of my wife's easy stuff psychotic stocking It's called city of city of Santa Monica by the way He smiled a file a small claim against me for having implanted something in his tooth that gave him erections They took the suit they took the suit and it was that it was that and I kept I thought it was a joke

And I got it when I got away I think I saw something weird online with this guy's name and I started looking and there it was thank God I looked and so my wife got way deep into what was being written online a step and she called the police and got the Detectives and here's my favorite moment for her. She gets the police in there. She goes look at this Look at this. Look what they're doing. This guy's talking about killing my kids. You need to get him You need to get him because if you don't I will She goes I'm not afraid to die. Do you understand? I'm not afraid to die. Yeah, I will get him Yeah, so and they're like calm down

We'll go we'll get up. It's quick because I'm going I'm gonna go get him Yeah, rip his fucking throat out when you threaten kids, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah kids. Yeah. Well, this is my favorite I love it. Good for her. Good for her. The worst part of the Intense I ain't afraid to kill is what I would say Put my ass in jail. The worst part of the recap of that Gwyneth trial is that they go? Well, she was a very Unsympathetic like witness and she was the one being oh because she was a loof Celebrating that well when this when my guy came around I was like they were like where's the math? It's a math thing again. Yeah, and I was I was getting treatment. I don't I don't problem with that

Yeah, you know that's they were like oh my god. They're like not used to that I guess yeah, did they arrest him though? They forced mandated treatment for a couple years and treatment work You never heard from him longer story. Okay? Maybe he'll fall but he did she did do well in treatment. Okay. Here's a story you got to watch on this one I want this guy more so we gotta Don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like this kind of stuff Oh, we can creep. Oh, yeah, thank you creepy dudes What's going on? All right, sorry time

What time so me and my friend were at a party, you know a friend out and he mad check You can never tell somebody you can never tell but check the man or a woman some time And you know he got plenty of luck in the draw And he took this check down to my friend basement down in the house, you know, and we're gonna go do the tickle on long story and And so he's down there and they're getting in the mood He's why I feel like there's a log in your pants. Go ahead. No, that ain't it You know, he pulled down the girl pants at a seven inch

Long wait for it on Oh Find out the guy's name Susie Making Susie So so that's neurological. Is that there's something wrong with his brain. Is it really? Yeah. Yeah, and did you hear did you hear the Chihuahua lady on stern? The speech things you it is it on I will listen. It was a Richard call To Trump one of the car trade the trading trade Yeah, and he she spoke a little bit like this guy. So wait, tell me what's going on

I don't you like like I can't characterize it, but there are a lot there. You know, there are Tens of thousands maybe hundreds of thousands of babies born in this country every year that have Unusual neurological qualities and this would grow up to be this and how would you describe this person? It Might be a little bit of microcephaly if you look at the head there and this is some sort of structural brain thing So can this think think Betelgeuse So can this guy get a job and all that possibly it's hard to know how much impairment here But that is not a normal IQ, but may I

Know he's definitely not now, but this could have cool teeth. Yeah Could this have been discovered in prenatal screenings had the mother gone and Really, but you're bringing up an interesting question. This is fetal alcohol syndrome. Oh, it could be hard to say Here's what's interesting Part of it is this dysarthria, right? Mush-mouth. He thinks that's neurological and he's salivating a lot when he's right, but what I find extraordinary is When you see cases like this at which there are many in our country There was another accent. Yeah, what is the correlation there weird to regional?

Maybe it's some of the prenatal care. Yeah, I'm guessing prenatal But you know not everyone is handed by God of the full deck. Yeah, it's the way it is I one thing I you know Christine and I are big Howard Stern fans. You are you too? We are now yeah, and and the whack packers I've now spoken to just about all of them and they all had severe head injury or like Bigfoot severe neuropsychiatric Structural impairment all of them. Interesting. They're not psych cases. They are brain injury cases All of them even Jeff the drunk even Jeff the drunk. That's not alcoholism strictly. He had a car

I had a head injury first. Yeah, what about tan mom? She has a head multiple head injury. Yeah, that's a severe head injury Severe and then Bigfoot is a developmental something you something but but how about how about sour shoes? Got hit in the head with a baseball bat And then we'll stand up working had a severe start living in his car I mean he went to his a Pepperdine student all of a sudden living in his car after a head injury and then Devols into the living at home and has these Yeah, I love Stern, but that there's nobody I've ever met like Christina, so it's like He's saying that just generally or in relation to how she feels about Stern

I mean do both generally and how she likes her I walk into rooms in the house and like from a distance Here like a murmur, and I realize it's you know, some type of audio is playing and I just hear Four hours a day. Oh, it's all the time was she was her relationship with Stern before you arrived on this. Oh, yeah Since I was 14 I started listening when I went to my dad's shop early in life I consider what did he think of it? My dad introduced me to start what? That's how I started using his voice. How did it? What was the intro? He listened this guy's funny

And we listened to our 97.1 and then on the way to school I get to listen to Stern like in junior high and then I worked in a shop. I love her dad, right? Yeah You can have him, you know we had a revelation but bongo fiesta about Christina I don't know if you knew this or what you think Very recently and I mean very recently. She just started Toweling off completely showers, and I was like what let me she was getting dressed wet And then I was like did you like that? She was like no it upset me every day every day my whole life Dr. Drew, but she was hit with a bat. I wasn't no, I think what has she used to make a few Instagram?

Yeah, so we can like analyze the objective about this. Well, no, here's what I do. I get out. I would get out Why do you do that? I? Would get a shower, and I just wouldn't completely dry off because I was anxious I'd feel like it's a waste of time, and I would just be like oh, I just want to get on to the next thing So then I would there has to be there has to be some sort of reinforcement to that behavior. It's too Non-psychological, you know what I mean? No, it is behavioral. You're getting something out of it It's I'm hurrying forcing something or it's convincing myself I even was like saving time. I'm a time saver

I'm a you know I'm a efficient person I would even say you know because there's usually my feel your dad here I'm so your dad like beating you up or somebody somebody Somebody Christina Christina hurry up. Yeah my mother because I was very side you are too slow in the morning And she put your accent. I literally heard an accent saying that to her She had an accent you had five minutes to have a shower, and then you get dressed, and you have the thing And she was always time was a deal in the morning that away. Yeah, right. I know put that away the mom shit Oh, yeah, yeah, no, I'm a therapy. Yeah. Yeah, I do it. Come on once a week, bro

Yeah, and you stop the I stopped the behavior and now I take my time and I do better self-care And I wear the clothes I want to wear this another thing I was doing where I was like I can't wear this I'm saving it for your mom for also in the same country Yeah, both from Hungary. Yeah, they escaped in 1969 both smart super smart. I don't know about that Hungarians are super smart a lot are super smart some of them Now wait, can I ask you one side the very serious question, too? Oh, yeah, we would discuss the woman on the show a friend of friend of his This woman used to have intercourse with her boyfriend when when she was on her period

And then she would insist on licking him clean her. Yeah now sort of like she's like a like a You want to know the craziest She's a doctor It was like your nose and throat Why look at him. He's like, it's not even a dog. No, I'm thinking she's limited to that part of the body She was turned on by it man. Oh, she was turned on by it. Yeah, so she first time first time they hooked up She was on her period Sit

So the first time so who's the what kind of cool guy is the guy the guy the guy Successful these are they're both like not a comedian not a comedian working in the private sector doing well It recently divorced meets her meets her I think on an app She's a from this country. Yes. Yes, and and Yes, she's American so there's no weird practice that we're sort of coming upon No, and so the first time they they do it she cannot you cannot write she goes hey by the way You know, I'm on my period and almost like how is that gonna bother you? He's like we're adults I don't give a shit. Yeah does it, you know, obviously, there's something to clean up

She's like all clean it up and just start doing it herself with her mouth And then he's like holy shit, and you know, they got was it was it like immediately upon Climax oh Is there somebody cool? No, no, no, no Immediately a part of the climax and therefore it's just part of a hey, I'm an it was just do it I'm showing you how into you. I am kind of he said that she was like, you know, we're done Like it was sex was like I'll clean you up and you thought she's gonna go grab a wash. Yes And that they had sex again like a month later

And this time she just like went for it and he was like it was freaking me out You know so so he timed it so she was on her period again No, no, like they had sex over the course of the next of the next few regular partners They're starting to date, but then when she had a period that she was like she decided it's time to clean up. Yes, right What's going on there? Is that okay? Is it okay to lick up your own menstrual? It's like like dogs licking off the placenta. Yes. Yeah, it's hot, right? No, I mean, it's obviously a Primitive something. Yeah, what is it? I wonder if she thinks she's Showing something like like I'm hot. I'm hot. I'm into you and ask him that into yeah, yeah

Yeah, but that's the best I can make it but she likes it. I mean, that's not the worst I can make of it Yeah, yeah, that it's something I don't think it was like I like you. She's like I like my blood and and Is that a thing can people enjoy the taste of your the goth chick? Maybe it was didn't you go into vampire? No, no, that was lame. I think we knew like that's just ridiculous Oh, yeah, I'll wear a cape in the summertime. Yeah, I'm not gonna eat blood So I don't know I've never heard of this never heard of it never heard of it heard Oh, this my hold on. Hold on. No, I have the question for dr. Do is it is it? Is there something unhealthy about drinking your own menstrual?

Down the a few minutes up the road used to clean our house nice to suck him off Yeah, this guy's married Yeah, this guy my cock is hard now Yeah, I didn't dig this out. This is not a cool telling you this. That's a good story. You don't hear it Well, I mean, I just he just any he has sex with guys lots of guys a guy and he's married and he's like fuckers She's a dumb cunt exactly that's the part that I found I don't care if he thinks that's funny or hot or whatever It was disturbing. It's retaliatory. I don't know what it was literally my favorite part of my of the clip Okay, well, that's your favorite part. Yeah, of course

Can we is that coming? Fuck the wife. She's a cut look how much drew love Look, you really tickled him It's so disturbing. So disturbing. Yeah, he's not a cool. Did he's a bad dude blowing and swallowing that come He loves it, but just as sort of an F you to the wife a lot. Yeah Yeah, I really hate aggressive act. He's having sex with guys at his wife. Yeah So he says in some point he's like I've done it thousands of times at his wife. Yeah Yeah, that to me is so disturbed. Yeah

It's good. He has hate your wife. He has contempt for him Which is a bad emotion in relationship. Yeah, and good get get divorced good. Go have sex with guys. It's all good It's all yeah. Now isn't that interesting? I remember watching a study about contempt and they would study a married couple and if they showed contempt for one another That was gone in a year indicator of divorce and every time he shows contempt for me. I go contempt contempt. That's a sign of divorce Does he have does she ever show you contempt? Because I think I think really what that study shows is when women show contempt That's what oh, is that right when a woman is like no

No contempt is it it's destructive And you can you can show and I've I've I that studies been around for a while And and I've watched that a lot to try to see how accurate that is and I've noticed that people can come back from contempt They can't but they have to really like be aware and be able to sort of reconnect after Somebody's expressed contempt. It'd be flexible I mean, yeah, you know those couples it doesn't have to win if you if you argue to win where one person has to win the other Then the whole thing loses and then contempt can really so I think it's like there's a another element of How maybe how you fight you reconcile you just don't you don't yeah, you don't argue to win

You are yeah to annihilate the other person. Can you get a right Tom does get it like what if you get a rush from that contempt though? That's what energizes you. You know, that's the fuel of the relationship troops. Sometimes he believes you I think true doesn't realize you're not being He's in That's what you're into man. It's good work for you. Speaking of things you're into Yeah, one of us so we've been encouraging people to sell their panties and their feet pics Yeah, because it's a whole there's a whole market there for it. It's a lot of money to be kind of heard something Somebody was selling their bathwater. Yeah. Yeah. Yes that Delphine girl. She's so and it sold out

Look people like you like instantly. Yeah, so what did they do with it? They were drinking it drinking Of course, yeah, you know one thing one thing This is the one thing when I hear those kinds of stories and look at cool guys It's just it's just I just think cut men are just such a mess The male if we didn't have women to contain us. Yes, we just spiral. We just Why is that? Why is that? Why is that us and not them because we have that? We have it's the it's the it's the disaster on the drive and how that drives us crazy And then we just if we have any psychological wrinkles that get into the mix just we just go we just spiral

Should we just eliminate testosterone from your bodies with that? We just need we need women more I don't want to give them this responsibility though. It's not your response. It's not my job. Do it I'm gonna say less guys like that guy. We need to be put it back on us We need to be more pay attention to our female compatriots really pay attention. I know We're more cognizant of your impulses, but just know that they're impolio that women have You know, maybe a little better a little better brain in that sense of not spiraling and let that let that brain Continue in some control. Yeah a lot of guys don't have it. We spiral and here's the other murderers

All the thing all the like most I should say not all but most of like the the sexual charges the deviants the all the fetishes They're like all men So but one of the what I feel like most of them I go Oh, I get it like that makes you come right right. Yes, but the one that I was like, you know This one's kind of kind of an interesting psychological factor to it is financial domination This is where a guy. I thought you're gonna say like bug crushing with heels or no because even that I go. Yeah This is the one where the guy goes where the the the girl the dominant person goes send me your $60 get lunch or whatever. Yeah, the guy does it and it's like

Like she's controlling me. Yeah giving her my money. Yeah, but I feel like as a like what thrill would that provide for a man, right? Like why would you want to you basically are paying for not you don't get anything in return? Yeah, that's part of that's part of the thing. Yeah, you know, it just feels like such a I gotta think about raging It's enraging you. Yeah And I can understand that I feel like yelling at someone that like what the fuck are you doing? I know it's so it's so but it they want the feeling of Being dominated and you can't do that right unless you're submitting like really it's a symbolic submission It's a piece. It's an offering to the dominant one. It's almost like the way people in my head

I'm having these strange experiences today where I'm getting images and things But I'm imagining people like, you know bringing fruit to the God and see you know supplicating themselves to that It's some weird impulse that's gone sexual in the man because everything goes sexual in males, right? Right, I mean though the cool decent impulse. Well, the cool guys do this But the simple decent impulses that humans have men will take and attach sexual material to it Just and just trash it Okay, now may I ask you one thing about one of our employees any he's not here today But we discovered that any only goes BM. He makes a brown

Maybe once a week at best Good for him and he's that he's a thin dude. He's very much. He eats a lot of garbage. He said Very thin like, you know lean long and lean. Yeah, and doesn't really exercise But I said like what do you eat and you know, not a lot of fruits. He's not here. That's the worst I'm trying to see if he works on my show or not Those are my guys Okay, you you are you three or who I think of as our show these constantly shit these three or yeah These guys have no problem shitting. But any

What I go like, you know, it was last time you say like well not today night Okay, well people get very worked up about their shit, right? Yeah, some people like I have to shit three times a day I mean reality is you could deal with every three days. Really? Yeah, and that's almost once a week Right if you really sort of but he's going five seven days. He says that's a little rough And then he says I go, are you are you uncomfortable? Yeah those five or seven? No, don't feel an urge I'm not he's not like feeling the tug and then ignoring it. Yeah, and he says when he does go It's a lot like it's he's making up for last time. So is that okay then? Okay? I mean you can get people are weird about their colons colon the inside of the colon is outside your body

It is not in your body. It is outside of the colon say it again the lumen the tube down which the brown goes Is outside your body? I don't understand your GI system is a tube from your mouth Uranus with the tube is outside your body It's not inside your body. How is it outside your body? It's a tube and everything inside the tube is not it's not Yeah, it's like separate from all the other I see what it's not it's not it's within the tube is within your body I understand the contents of the tube are connected to the outside world. Okay, okay? And whatever sits in there in the colon particularly the colon is not essentially just to remove water And whatever sits there are just drying out

It doesn't hard and that's how you get constipated. Now there are there are issues around the biome You know what bacteria live in there? And you know, this is a very complicated area that people are studying But it's not clear that the anything in and around those bacteria make any damn difference You know, it's in other words if he has a normally function gut and normally good biome It sits there for a couple days It's designed to keep that sitting there for a period of time while it just takes the water out Yeah, that's why the idea of these animas and stuff is so bizarre. Oh, I know and I don't believe it detoxifying

Here's what I do give me a newspaper. Yeah, just hand me that one right there So here's what I say to everyone with toxin that they're toxins. You know, I mean you have you just just write down the chemical formula of One of the toxins just one. I don't know just one of the toxins that are being removed. Right. Nobody knows. Yeah, they there It's stupid. It's just some weird concept that humans have if and by the way Even if you could write them the molecular structure of the toxin What's the chemistry of how it's removed from your body and what's the chemistry of how it's doing dad? Just just just the stoichiometry just bring it down there simple. I want to ask the biochemistry. Just the basic chemistry And what about this when when people fill their anuses with coffee or they do these

I'm gonna have lunch with Robin Quivers and see what she gets. I think it's that you for you get an osmotic Diarrhesis because you're putting something hypertonic in your colon and water comes out because water it's absorbed It's designed to absorb water. It can also go the other way But it's supposed to be you the the real thing is that at the end of this you just feel good Right, so well, you're losing you're diariesing you're losing water rapidly and you're getting a bunch of caffeine. Yeah That would sound that feels good. I'm sure that feels to the thing You should do is do a coffee enema and then drink a six-pack through your anus and you get the benefits of that takes Hydrate it takes a place. It's fucking perfect

So I took a picture of this guy at a casino on the right and you'll notice that where I'm going today It might be actually yeah, I think it is but like this guy, you know at first I was I was like, oh, you know You can't really see he doesn't have a head. Yeah He has a dropped head syndrome And it's one of the colds ankylosing spondylitis that can what's that? It's a disease of the spine I mean, it's funny, but is he old old? He doesn't look that old there. He was kind of old Yeah, he's kind of old people get this. Yeah, how do I not have this happen to me? You know what my mom had this at this at what age 90s. Oh

Is that supposed to happen at that age? No, it's not supposed to have any really does happen I mean if it happens in the 90s, it seems like this is it's debilitation at that point, right? You're musculoskeletal system kind of collapsing. It's right, but this guy. He has no head He's a good dude. I like it. Is this is this preventable? I feel like just doing this like it's posture. Yeah, I have a you don't see people that lift a lot of weights getting that Interesting. Yeah, I mean right or Pilates twice a week or Pilates or ballerinas or anything, right? You know, but but there is a certain version of this that you can't help, right? It just happened It's just bad luck

It's your anniversary coming up coming up. Have you thought of getting something sexy to say to your spouse? Oh, are we gonna get code all y'all beautiful women? I love this. You feel me? I do. Let me eat you one time This let me eat you one time and you're gonna I guarantee you you're gonna you gonna ask me to stay to your house You go you gonna sleep for three days my baby Three I don't want to put her to sleep for three days. Maybe you do but I will I will use his coaching up. Yes I guess what it's romantic. I can show you what time it is sure never tell you got a man I'm gonna start with that for you. Oh, I'm sure I'm gonna show you what time it is. I tell it Yes, isn't that am I doing a cultural appropriation if I do that? No?

Someone will say right okay. Oh You heard listen when you come home, baby You just gotta jump in jump jump in the tub with all the bubbles. Okay, can we he wants you have a clean puss before You throw up. I don't need that necessarily. Yeah What's matter? Yeah, you don't like I was Oh, I'm gonna show you What I thought I find so Rooting the clip. Oh, are you talking through it? Here's what I don't understand

Here's what I find fascinating is we each have our own thing that we just can't tolerate. Yeah, we've found one for Christina This is a well one of many weird toothless guy who wants to eat my box. You think that's weird Is it that you're grossed out by his mouth? Yes, so his mouth makes you well It's yeah, the mouth honestly think about my a hundred percent I don't know that about you because if I walked in here you were talking about my teeth I look great and look I'm married to somebody that has decent great teeth on a scale one to ten or eight That could be wider, but all these cool dudes have screwed up tea. I know and I don't like it I don't like it. You're scratching your head. Okay? Well, so that's what you don't like it

Not that he's the romantic is romantic pros the mental illness doesn't bother me It's the I think that's and him putting his mouth on my mouth or on my vagina like the thought of his mouth on my Clean beautiful vagina. What's he smoking? I don't want this one I don't like why I why you'll see What can cause that? Oh It's bad, right Yeah Man and have to had so much in his gastric contents

Just drank a bunch of beer And I don't know it's green And Tan it's tan. I like one. I like the forward and backwards that they put You're gonna you're gonna chase Christina right out of this building between these two lovers. Yeah So I don't know what was in that joint. Yeah, I know right? Yeah, it's weird. It is weird It's something a medic you would think it something it's so disgusting and so completely that he's rotten and not just threw up like Like projectile like not ready for

Thank you, that's enough. I didn't do it. Do you ever so she likes the brown and the farts? Yeah But not the teeth anything anything with the mouth. It's all the mouth and the hundred percent you nailed it Have you ever vomited? Are you like are you vomit a phobic kind of thing? Oh, I'm gonna met a phobe. Yeah, huge and last time I vomited 2002 yeah, yeah, was it traumatic? Yeah, we probably during the pregnancies. Never. No, I have not vomited since 2002 So I didn't poison. I have not played that again. I Didn't know that Tom like torturing you. You didn't know that I well I know he tortured you but anyway like torturing you loves. Yeah, it's the content

But but he just that's not contempt. It's joy. That's joy. Okay. It is joy on his face Okay, well, can I tell you something please that we're related to this guy So I love this guy. That was one of the greatest guys Yeah, he's a cool guy of our generation Yeah, and he's one of those guys where you think that he's selfless. He wants to give it's all he wants to do He's what you have a clean box happy jumping them bubbles But I was like, you know, this is the kind of person you see once and then they they're gone. Yeah Play with your booty

In your kitty cat, but I'm gonna put my hand in it and I'm gonna smell it Yeah He's just back He's into it. Yeah, he just loves women and that's the thing is like, I mean I don't know understand why you're not even turned on a little bit by him like that And whenever anybody says aye aye aye to you, you're gonna be into it. Aye. Aye. Aye. Yeah, man. One love You think it's a game? I ain't gonna play with you my baby

I'm gonna put my hand in your kitty cat Look in your face. Oh my god In a weird way, he's sort of a he's sort of a version of the four-stroke guy. He is. Yeah He's like right before you go to the shelter that the four-stroke guy. Yeah The month before the arrest just in terms of his Intuit that his intuitness. He's just not gay. The other guy was gay. The other guy's gay. Yeah. It's just this is his intuitness But he's heterosexual. I would rather Blow crack into a homeless guy's butt than have this guy touch my vagina with his dirty glove. Good to know. Good to know

Yeah, I'd rather smoke a lot of crack There's um, so your new podcast is it similar to this? Yeah, it's the same shit same stuff. Where are my moms at? Will you please come on it? I think you don't have to be a mom. You just have to be a parent. I'm coming Yeah, I have so many things to ask you But most importantly, I've been dying to ask you this question. We were out um a dinner with a friend and I mean, we've been wondering this for so long. How come when you pee Um, you can't control your farts and it's embarrassing. You're you're in all

well, um It's harder if you're a female, right because you're sitting down and all the pressure there everything everything is relaxing forget it Yeah, you just uh men we kind of learned to kind of We sort of have to push a little bit to get it to go, right? But we're we know we need to do it there because that's the appropriate place to do it In case we save on in the chamber for later We don't my top may want to share it with you as he shares it does but the average guy will push a little bit There's a relaxation of the pelvic floor that makes it a little bit more easy

Now I will tell you as a prostate prostatectomy patient It was a little weird. That was the one weird thing that was a little weird. There was a little disconnect between evacuating the bladder and Trying to figure out what to do with the backside. Really? It just wasn't coordinated. You mean you you Couldn't fart and pee or it just felt different. It was like hard to like harder to control It felt like maybe something else was going to be released. Yeah, like brown was going to come but it didn't Navigating a fart was like too much too much. Yeah. Yeah weird. Just that's the neurology's changing

Yeah, after I had to take an organ out of your body and oh, it's a catastrophe. I imagine that catastrophic disaster I'm a cool dude So, um, because after my apesia, I had two apesiatomies one for each kid and I sharded a lot after the second one Yeah, that makes sense. I was like, I better go now. Did you have a third degree tear? They go all the way to your hands. Oh, they cut all the way the whole way, bro. Was the child big? Have you seen my husband and his head? They told me at least they go there's no way that baby's head is going to come out of you because you're narrow and the baby's head is right Oh, yeah, he's got a big head. You got a big dome. Right. So that's what they were preparing for because if she tears it

If it tears without being cut. Yeah, it messes everything. I was really hard to repair it Yeah, the muscle tears this way they can open it without getting through the muscle and everything It's good now Even though the muscles are a little lax afterwards. That's why you're sharding. Well, not anymore I've been sharded but every now and then when I cough I still pee a little that's that's enjoy Having had a pregnancy is a battle of livery. Yeah, that's going to get worse Really? Nido? Is there anything I can do? It's called stress urinary incontinence

Cagals are helpful. I do them right now. You have to do them religiously looking at you and doing them religiously Can I ask you because we only have if you're a few more minutes. I want to get you through these things Give three minutes. Let's make it work. Oh my god. I'm having so much fun. I know this would be good. So There's this guy that's come to our attention. We don't know if he's white quite in the cool guy club It's going to be on this one. Okay. Um, and one of the things is he's got a new screen No, this is how you've been doing this show, right? Because I think it's the first time I've done this show It's the first one. I think with these screens. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. That's right. Um, So anyways, we were trying to figure out whether like this is again

You know, it's who he is his affectations or something urological behavioral What not an outgoing guy, but just he's a cool guy. Yeah. Yeah, man. Good afternoon everybody there, man Look, I got no my boy came from From San Fran to visit New York and he calls me up to come to meet me when I saw me had a fucking kool-aid smile He's like He shit was from here to here. He can't believe it No, that's a cool dude. Well, that's not that's just that is a cultural phenomenon. Okay, which is Staten island

Really or guys from the Bronx or I was gonna say the Bronx or or or even parts of Long Island That this is this is a cool a certain version of kool-dude that is culturally reinforced So it's because it's like it's a Didn't adopt didn't you have another guy for me as a kool-dude from New York? We had some other guy Robert Paul champagne no the guy with the big time Tommy the cigar big time Tommy. Yeah Yeah, but I mean this is this is like a tone down version of big time. Tom. No. Oh, oh, he goes up Yeah, this guy goes big big time Tommy is positive

But his kind of energy is kind of contained. Oh, yeah, energy. Does he keep is there other? Yes, and they're all I thought this is a one-time thing. We were He just he just another big time Tommy really is he's a good one. He's a good Here's the thing. So he's just really tell me was too too much stuff going on. Well, it's very calculated But I think he's but this guy I'm like, look here's here's the way my mind works when I see a very affable charming Fun-together guy. Yeah, I go he either is that guy or the dark side is real Oh, I the camera goes off the door shut and he's like you watch your fucking mouth. No, that's what I expect from guys Sopranos sort of thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's what's going on. I don't know that but I get what you're saying

Yeah, so the whole time I was like, look, I believe that this is a good guy But there's always the possibility. It's such a heavy. It's heavy compensation for the dark side, right? All right, listen, man. Listen, she fucking came there call me big head. Let me explain something to you They're all like Does he ever yeah, but does he ever go and then you know, I mean, no, it's always the positive Always do it today. Yo, man, listen, I had a fucking miss it off of my page last night. I had a couple guys to go He's like that all the time That's hypomania. If that's what's what is hypomania hypomania is

Inflation like you're elated all the time. It's excessive energy. You don't need much sleep Like remember when remember when charlie sheen was smoking through his nose and stuff and talking about tiger blood That was hypomania. Okay, and hypomania can flip into mania in some cases and when you start Go so big you start believing your jesus and you can start getting disconnected from this guy Is that a switch of bipolar? So this is like this is sort of a version of if he also had some depressed periods, which i'm bet he does That's sort of a bipolary kind of thing. It seems like a really nice guy He has an organic dry cleaning service in the Bronx. Nice and he's always out there on instagram

Just being like good morning. I'm happy and all this but i'm like, yeah, you know better I'm like it's a little much Right. Yeah, and if and if they're like in the news today, guess what happened in the Bronx? There's 45 bodies underneath this dry cleaning. I'd be like, yeah, I know him. I know that guy I called it. It's like great. Listen, man. Let me tell you something All right, let me give you the definition of a mizanab. Okay, so it's just about mizanab I'll give you their profile. All right. They sit at home. They like anyway from 20 to fucking 40

All right, they fucking live on mother's couch when they live in the mom's basement I don't know, man. I'm tired of him. I get tired of playing video games before that's thing So it exhausts me that personality type too much. You are are you ready to address the I'm ready for anything. All right. So you were you know, this is basically you have to answer for the gossip That is being talked about you. Oh, what? Yeah, so we have the clip Well, is this is this my buddy from uh, is this try it out? No. Oh, no, no try it out. I know, you know the gossip Yeah, gossip is I'm gonna be colonel chit sandals. Yeah, which if if you know if you have any poll miss mcdonald's

Maybe you could um, maybe you could head on over to colonel sand. Would you love to be I'll talk to them a little I love the irony of me as colonel sanders. Yeah, I don't know. I love colonel sanders, but I think it's hysterical I like being involved ironic things. It makes me you like you look like a chicken head couple head I think it's what he called you just you know for those you don't know Robert Paul's champagne was a little upset with Dr Drew and on instagram I think Dr Drew insinuated or implied that there might be something wrong with him Yeah, something going on. Yeah, and he said he doesn't need no psychoanalysis and that I remind him of uh Colonel sanders on something. Yeah, some sort of disturbed colonel sanders. Yeah. Well, I couldn't agree with him more but

There's um, this is the clip that I wanted to let you know if you know right here Yeah, right. I don't know if you know that this is uh, is out there. Okay. Love dr Drew By the way, our doctor has the biggest hog for real. Yes. That's that's that is Fat a stick from his boy. My cat. Oh, it's like a pipe Really? I guess it's like crazy big. Oh, so it's it's it's not Can we see it? Let's just go to the bathroom. Oh someday

Really nice. Yeah someday. We'll let that happen. So what did Mike? I'm gonna hold something Mike This all came out. I I know how this happened No, no, it's all good, but it happened because um Corolla and I when we were doing MTV Love Line Went down to Panama City, Florida because it was spring break. This is 1996 or 1997 Our guest we had this huge stage set up and we did a love line from down there Our guest was Mike Myers and Mike Myers was telling us about this show and

He was playing an international man a mystery and he drove a jaguar with a British foot. We were like, what? What he's like, it's funny. I promise. It's funny. So he was talking about um awesome powers at the time and Before we went out to do the show we were at the hotel And uh anima as we customarily did urinate urinated next to each other And there was no um partition lucid partition there and he went he goes uh, hey, oh pretty good I I don't know if you're thinking about something, but that's pretty good And I told that story to Mike because I thought it was so funny that he concluded

I don't know what you're thinking of to jump up like that. Yeah. Yeah. So and which I was not and uh, Mike took it and ran with it forever after. I believe you got a thick piece. I believe it So you're saying that maybe when you're flaccid you hang well perfect. Perfect. Everything's just right. It's just right Just right. Don't hurt anybody. Well, let's we'll talk more after this Um But uh Yes, fight on the kid. I wanted to save the best for last So I know we have a limited time, um, but this is one of my favorite clips that's come through here in the last few months

And maybe you can give a theory as to why this person is involved in this Or perhaps I'll have to put it off until my show people have to come there to hear my there you go Okay, let's see. Here you go Oh It's a man In like a fetish mask and he's uh, he's an aseptic tank and he's swimming in the shit and the filth and the diarrhea and he rubs it in his eyes

That's what I wanted this week that expression you got us How bad is that to do this bad? That's bad. That's bad. Now. I'm assuming you get a cold Allergies What can happen to you by doing this? Well, see I'm gonna bet I'm gonna I'm gonna think well of this young man and assume this is First of all, he's gonna get uh, conjunctivitis. That's at least but but I'm gonna guess this is his septic tank So he knows what's gone into it So he's there's something called oral fecal route of transmission of infectious diseases

Which worldwide is the least the most significant way to infectious diseases are transmitted Feces contaminating water or people getting exposed to it like this. Yeah Putting on a rubber suit and swimming at it. Yeah, this is the custom in some lanes uh, and If he is in a cesspool from other people's debris, yeah, who knows? Yeah, right? But if he's own, he knows not sick doesn't that worm doing anything. So he doesn't have to really worry about it quite so much Really if it's your own It's what you're saying is if it's your own flavor, you know, what's in there

You're not ill with an oral fecal I mean, is this how people I've always wanted to say or something. It's um, it's a it's a lane. Look, it's out there people have You know, what's it called the fecal fetishes fetishes? All right. Well, this is a fetish thing. Well, I'm saying that in in this case though He's always in the suit and the leather suit was a fetish. That's right. But I'm talking about people who do Uh, brown. Yeah, so it's funny. You would show me this thing after bringing up my cathode because he sends me text me videos Every day of people of he has some weird preoccupation with anal prolapse. I don't like that. I don't like that at all Thank you for the t-shirt

Hot seller. Oh, and and we launched we just launched the new official doctor drew after after dark shirt So I love it. I gotta wear it. I gotta rush to take it to las vegas. Yeah. Yeah So um, yes, nothing should go in the anus bigger than the okay sign essentially That's what you said. Yes, because that's about which is highly debatable. But go ahead. Well, I mean Yeah, it's a rosebud, right? Well, you can see you can and prolapse anus is like assert that much like the cucumber scenario you can't just operate around you have to go into the You're gonna show us something. Hopefully not you got to go into the cavity and repair it from from where they got the cucumber

Yeah from that piece and it's a big operation and you gotta deal with your choices and when and when the prolapse occurs The anus can die. It cuts its own blood supply off. It's a serious thing And so but and he also shows me lots of people licking these things and I don't like that. I don't like it I don't understand. How does he like it? I don't understand it. How why does he spend a minute thinking and looking for it? Yeah, what do you look? He thinks it's a calling card for him and he thinks it's funny that he knows at the other end He's freaking people out. Let's send him this. Oh my god, see if he can is he eating it? No No, he's got the face mask It's just his eyes are exposed. Oh my god. Just keeps going

It does and you want to know something great. No, maybe what are you just putting? Oh, what's that? It's just like a clump of hair that was in It's so hard to happy anniversary You know what I what I find strange about Living and working with you guys. Yeah, my hands have gone to my face more In the couple months we've been working together that I ever have and it's it's shame. It's shame. It's shame. Yeah, my hands Which is great. It's shame and embarrassment is sort of this. This is shame. Yeah. I'm ashamed. I don't want to be seen It's like it's like I spent on my show. I've spent half the stuff looking at your videos

Blue bands Tell him what you told me About when you prepped this video Uh, oh no, no just in the four years that I've worked with tom and christina That was the only time I ever came close to puke. Yeah. Yeah, I would agree I would agree. Tom is so happy so proud of stuff. He's crazy. He's he's both shame in me And and nausea in you or near-emesis. Nothing makes me happier. I know that I I'm glad to provide that And I'm genuinely curious like I'm married to this guy. I'm genuinely curious about that. I know I love him

I'm so enthralled. I've just I'm fascinated by tom. I'm just endlessly curious about him I think I'm just amused and curious and I adore just a door in spite of the content Yeah, well, I'm not sure it's contempt. I really don't know. He doesn't have contempt. I think I think it's joy And I think it's um, and I'm happy to provide some of that joy today too. You did and you absolutely did And I I love getting that reaction. I love upsetting her with you know, disgusting things. Yeah Yeah, I don't know. It's just really it's like my happiest state that I can be in. Yeah. Yeah Well, listen it is Always it is and honestly we're leaving the house today. I was like, I'm so excited. I was too. I was excited now

I now I I sort of like um, like I've had my my uh Times at plate at the plate now. You know, I know what I'm doing to get up here now. You're pro. We got it I know where the pitches are coming. I love when you're back here. I love being here. I love thank you for letting me Bring dr. Dr. Darkie has been a pleasure top to bottom. Thank you. I love it guys that they're the best They're the best and I told you that on the phone. Yep, and people love hearing them laugh at everything They really the comedians appreciate it. Yep, because you know, they need that feedback It's a little insecure about that, but no, it is great. I love your show. Thank you for doing it here Again a reminder to everybody that you can

Download dr. Drew after dark listen to it everywhere you get you get a podcast or you can watch it here on the youtube channel And it is every Tuesday. Is it every friday? Sorry friday at noon channel on thursday morning And it's good to watch on youtube because you see my hands on my face Yes, you missed that You're now at you and also we play some a lot of a lot of cool dude videos very cool dudes Um, Christina anything else? Uh, check out where my mom's at those drop monday monday morning And then monday nude on youtube Check out tour dates. Oh, and that's it. You're gonna come on my show. Yes. I'm coming out. So i can't wait

yeah, um drunk Is he okay? I saw him this morning. Is he all right? He's he looked super terrible, but Um, that's not unusual. Yeah. No, so I mean I was trying to hook up with him in new york He was there briefly. I feel like I got to spend more time with mr. Cresher Really, let's talk about it like an intervention time. Uh, just feeling his little support. That's all. Yeah After talking to his wife, I got deep insights. Tell me what what did you learn?

Everybody first of all you should listen to the episode with burt and then listen to the episode Well, somebody today Tweeted it was the best tweet ever That they won and this is what I need your help on. You ready? Yeah, it'll make you bring your great joy Okay, they need him to recreate the time he was drinking slim flask and crying in the shower when his wife broke up with him They want to see that and I thought we need to see that Slim fast tears in the shower and his wife walking. Yeah. Do they still make? Yeah, I mean that would be a pretty good image, right? It would be. Yeah, um, unfortunately

I'm told that you have to bounce quickly. So all right. We love you. Thanks again for coming We'll talk soon. All right. Bye-bye Oh