Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - 516-Donnell Rawlings & Grant Cardone-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Episode Date: September 11, 2019

Donnell Rawlings is a stand-up comedian and actor who is a killer on stage and on screen with The Chappelle Show and The Wire. Today, he is not happy that he had to drive himself to Studio Jeans. The ...Great Chicken Sandwich Wars of 2019 are discussed and did you know there was a TV show that Donnell was on before The Chappelle Show? Christina shows Donnell some TikToks and we get to hear what it was like touring with Bill Burr on the Rich Bitch tour. Check out The Donnell Rawlings' podcast on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnXf59H6e99fQpWYM5uvEQw?sub_confirmation=1 Next guest in Studio Jeans is Author, Motivational Speaker and Real Estate mogul, Grant Cardone. Grant has come to studio jeans to make us rich. He gets right into the gems of wisdom while discussing his successes vs his failures and his motivations. Finally, Tom finds out the nitty gritty details on Private Jet ownership. Can Grant convince Christina? What does Grant think of Dan Pena? All this, plus a how to on dealing with "haters."  

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Starting point is 00:01:00 No more that you bet you don't. Now you've put your nose. More that you put your nose to. more that. Yeah that grass kingdom those grass kingdom those called yeah grass kingdom man listen to that 90 times in
Starting point is 00:01:35 the last 24 hours yeah it's pretty good huh on the way to school took my son Ellis to school today and I started playing it for him and it would end and I was like you want to hear it again here you go yeah all right man here we go again starting them young start them young put it on again yeah
Starting point is 00:01:53 you okay crank that shit he was sitting there like got it in his head so thanks dude I really dig it yeah so we have a crazy schedule right now with the tour that I'm on Christina's doing dates we've had multiple guests in here we've been banking episodes just to try to make it through this crazy schedule so
Starting point is 00:02:20 the only way to do it is kind of the way we've been doing it and therefore yeah super happy long overdue to have a great comedian actor writer he does it all Donnell Rawlings is here thank you very much for coming in we're very excited I don't know if I'm really excited to be
Starting point is 00:03:00 here I know why what happened no I'm just not what happened is like what you didn't do what I do you know I'm saying everybody in the podcast world knows that you don't get paid for any of these interviews that's right so usually the producer and the host usually try to make it as comfortable as possible I
Starting point is 00:03:14 feel badly now dude well man yeah and normally and it was a what so what I had to drop 45 minutes to work for free you know I'm saying and this wouldn't it wouldn't be a big deal to me if I didn't know some of the top podcasters in the world yeah as minimum they send an uber pool wow you gotta say it like I know
Starting point is 00:03:38 that there's a budget whatever but you know kind of insulted all right I was kind of insulted listen man listen I feel bad then me express myself you feel this the time for you just to cut me off because this is your show man white people in their power I'm mortified let me apologize on behalf of our producer
Starting point is 00:03:56 and my husband I would have sent you at least at least a lift a lift right yeah because your profession I saw you I didn't know you guys do like prep before shows or anything I saw you going over the whole thing sure and I felt more connected to what you would have done approach what he would have a percent
Starting point is 00:04:12 I'm sorry and but not even what that said it was like never a moment of I apologize wow and not only that but then I get here they say you have to sit on this side of the couch and I've been seeing this show and it seems like this out of couch is reserved for the black people yeah yeah yeah yeah true and I'm
Starting point is 00:04:28 glad you guys can agree with that I will just in the future anytime you have an african-american guess it would be a good idea to send some type of ride share you totally right Santa SUV right you're totally right I have albeit honest we have sent car service to pick up white guests before all the
Starting point is 00:04:43 time just out of just an instinct I think I'll go like are you I talk to my guess and I'll send the car like a limo or something but like now I'm gonna start extending it to black and and other Asian guests and stuff too you know okay I mean this is this is what the world is about see we had an issue
Starting point is 00:04:59 right we didn't get on Twitter and talk about it no we discussed it with each other and now you've changed our whole platform I change your whole platform and this is what see I'm doing for podcast with JZDF the NFL that's right which is bring the people with concerns to the table so you can affect some type of
Starting point is 00:05:16 change that I kept it to myself black people have been driving itself to this podcast you know but that's not gonna happen to you I'm the Jackie Robinson podcast right now of transportation during podcast yeah for sure alright I apologize I should have we've moved past now this is the state we're in now you
Starting point is 00:05:35 got to keep apologizing apologize once that we keep it moving let's keep it moving yeah alright so you're black what's going on um I will tell you that the Popeyes chicken sandwich is not as good as everybody thinks yeah that's fucking you really by the way yeah what are you talking about there's a new sandwich
Starting point is 00:05:51 oh what I have been out of the loop I don't you are so Chick-fil-A right now yeah you are you are you are you I don't need to I'm not a huge listen I'm not a huge fan of fried chicken I your huge fan of social media of course it was the biggest trending number one and tick-tock tick-tock how do I miss out on
Starting point is 00:06:09 this shit I don't tick-tock but I don't know I don't know but it's like was one one of the biggest stories in the history of fried chicken stories ever and the biggest you don't know what fried chicken stories you oh I know if you didn't see the Uber for me you don't know the Colonel Sanders told the
Starting point is 00:06:26 recipe from a black person yes I've heard that you know so that's what I'm saying we see you had to count Colonel store Colonel Sanders story yeah I'm stealing fried chicken recipe from black person he's the only white person that's ever stolen something from a black person to be what I mean can we say
Starting point is 00:06:44 rock and roll all the music is ours we created music dancing dance is my own overall it's been said sports are better when it's just all white oh my god nothing like that all white basketball league great you mean the 60s you think you think ice cube is getting a hard time to give people to promote three on
Starting point is 00:07:03 three basketball five on five white basketball yeah it is embarrassing beyond no dumps just three point you rather watch a white basketball team or a Down syndrome basketball team you know what I would rather watch a Down syndrome basketball team the reason why the reason why because years ago this is
Starting point is 00:07:23 a true story this is I know this is a lot of people not gonna understand the story of what a chair okay but years ago I used to be a volunteer for like a special needs camp you know and there were a lot of kids with Down syndrome right yes and I love those kids yeah they were awesome they really were good
Starting point is 00:07:38 for my ego because we would go out and play basketball right yeah and then when it comes to picking the teams yeah they all picked me I don't have no skills but if you put me up against a kid with Down syndrome I'm dunking on his ass with my nuts in his face every time so and for some reason they for some reason that
Starting point is 00:07:58 they thought I was like equivalent to Michael Jordan so I'm partial to that yeah yeah entertaining yeah yeah yeah did you have crazy game like when you were a single dude you like were you really good yeah yeah it was yeah it was a sense of humor what's the oh yes it's human being honest and being myself that
Starting point is 00:08:13 gets you asked anyway where you from where you from originally from Washington DC by way of Alexandria Virginia okay but you grew up there yeah grew up in DC of Alexandria we call it a DMV yeah district Maryland of Virginia that whole area okay okay so now we were just talking about this phenomenon because we
Starting point is 00:08:28 watched a gentleman I mean you don't you don't fall into this category but when like unattractive dudes why did you I'm just saying personality goes personality goes a long way so you're saying that you were just yourself and you were funny and and like friends yeah personality court personality would get
Starting point is 00:08:49 you in the door conversation that's not penis is what really would bring it right yeah like a person with a dope personality and a small penis no penis is not like a skilled or anything like that you're gonna get the initial like oh I love him and oh my god I just met this guy he's so great and girls like oh yeah
Starting point is 00:09:06 yeah yeah and then they haven't had smashed them yet yeah and then it's like whatever happened to Tom well yeah let's just say yeah I appreciate his personality yeah yeah yeah yeah I don't have that big dick energy that's what you're talking about right now it's not a big dick dick energy it's big dick
Starting point is 00:09:24 confidence right and it don't got to be crazy big I'm saying that you know it's not emotional ocean it's not a size of ship it's emotional right sometimes you know I know there's some people out here there's some in some places inadequate but it depends on you know if you work on your stroke yeah and you add that
Starting point is 00:09:39 where the person we personality in a joker once a while I think of good sense of human personality I think that that would for the most part would add at least two inches to you see I always had the idea that the only thing I would want the girl to say afterwards is that kind of hurt not that it was big but just
Starting point is 00:09:57 that the thrusts were so hard that I tried it like you know like having to go like god damn it you know that hurt that's all I was really going you are a walking me to ready to happen in the world of sound bites that's the sound but you want people to remember like oh that shit hurt yeah that's all I got to
Starting point is 00:10:18 they splice a OJ Simpson 9-1 call in there you did wait can we go back to chicken for a second yeah I don't want to go to check do you have any chicken sandwich that you enjoy I don't like eating fried chicken sandwiches here's why I'm going to tell you why the fried chicken is good on its own why do I want
Starting point is 00:10:34 to put bread and make it into I don't like sandwiches in the first place I'm not a sandwich eater I don't like it I know I like Bojangles so now I'm on the road I'll get some Bojangles that sounds very racist why Bojangles the name of it does sound old-timey yeah Bojangles is also a very good time thing that I'm
Starting point is 00:10:51 banjo I don't like Bojangles I like this you like my chicken too I don't like Bojangles Bojangles Bojangles is really popular in actually really race oh what one hundred percent for sure Carolina's Georgia Bojangles and this is the way you it's the way to greet you like wagon about triangles that tone is
Starting point is 00:11:22 very racist that yeah and some people can eat past the racism like he didn't really mean that yeah it was the way he was raised yeah but now you're like no that but what did they put a pickle on it I know Chick-fil-A they do a pickle and that's everybody has a big heart on for the Chick-fil-A yeah but the thing
Starting point is 00:11:37 is what about cares but Popeyes they just ripped the whole idea of the Chick-fil-A sandwich even the packaging of it really aluminum foil thing yeah they got the pickles and I've been I've went to different neighborhoods and everything and like what I've heard that separates Chick-fil-A from Popeyes is
Starting point is 00:11:57 Popeyes does not have a motherfucking Polynesian sauce oh right and nobody even know what the fuck a Polynesian sauce now but it just sounds so like like so fly your son sophisticated yeah it's like this can I have a Chick-fil-A extra pickle and can you give me extra Polynesian sauce it makes you your jaw
Starting point is 00:12:16 just relax I told you right yeah now do you respect the Wendy's chicken sandwich at all no not really really they're gonna come back yeah they'll come back but they're the only way they gonna win now what we need to have to do is come back with a chicken sandwich and then have a Kool-Aid shake yeah
Starting point is 00:12:32 like a great Kool-Aid shake and they would kill the hood yeah yeah you're right yeah they shouldn't even give these away for free we just did I've always given away my ideas there's always white people to sit back and buy all the domains and everything yeah yeah Kool-Aid.com is gonna be bought by time we
Starting point is 00:12:49 get off the ship here's the thing man you were on you know one of the most legendary iconic shows and it was crazy because I met you when the show was on and I was like a brand new comic and I was doing a show somewhere like it might have been like near the UCLA campus one of these just show I forget someone who
Starting point is 00:13:08 throws it together I was a newish comic and I saw you in the hallway and I was like because I mean that show people don't know if they weren't like you know around for it when it was on you know it's not that long ago but when it was on yeah I guess that is a while but but I fucking you know that show was
Starting point is 00:13:27 you can't like it can't miss TV it's hard to like think of an equivalent now because everything now is on demand and you stream and you record things but when that show was on we would like make it a point like oh yeah not miss that was also that was before the time of streaming yeah exactly that was when like if you
Starting point is 00:13:43 think about it when is the last time you had a show that people are like okay Wednesday 10 30 I got to catch this show I know I know so now nowadays while streaming sites like they encourage you to binge stuff people come out just like this watch the whole entire season yet tonight one thing but that show it was so
Starting point is 00:14:02 dope because you had an opportunity to watch it when it came on then people talk about it all week all week and then you would wonder if they would outdo it or the show without do it or even just keep that consistency right and every week it proved to get stronger and stronger and the show is like I said on
Starting point is 00:14:19 that show is half hour programming we didn't all skits weren't home runs but there was always one that just you know was the signature true of that show and then it's like when people say well that was so long ago but that's just a test of how dope the show was because it's still maintains relevance in pop culture
Starting point is 00:14:39 still maintains relevance in comedy and even though and then this comedy center continues to play but thing about it was just so much stuff like sound bites it was so many things and like the skits the black bush sketch us space wars and all it it was so ahead of its time and even today when something
Starting point is 00:14:57 happens in pop culture right now you could see a chappell show meme that may punctuate I'm punctuate laughter the Charlie Murphy laugh yeah I'm not on your yeah it was just one of the and I even when I go places people like it's so weird because the show is so big and so huge and so such a part of history you
Starting point is 00:15:16 can't follow it yeah so in some people's eyes my career has been oh he fell off since Chappelle show no how many fucking chappell shows are exactly you know I'm saying like oh yeah every since the chappell show no bro I've been I've stayed relevant yeah I stay funny but you don't get a show like the wire but
Starting point is 00:15:35 every 20 30 years for sure you don't get a show like the Richard Price show every 10 or 15 years you don't get a show like the flip Wilson show these are not normal records of record breaking is record and then it was one of those shows like for me people say so you know how was I was like so what was a big
Starting point is 00:15:51 break I think that I was already chipping away at it chipping away and I was my stuff was on different platforms different platforms but chappell show was one of the first things I've done where everybody watched the show so everybody got to see what I did you know yeah before that the BET audience
Starting point is 00:16:09 they got to see what I did I was a red one in Ricky Lake show as an expert on failed relationships really yeah I was on a I was on a panel like years ago it's like the last two years of Ricky Lake where they were like doing similar to what the view did yeah they had a gay guy on the show they had me they had a
Starting point is 00:16:26 real hood girl they had a professional and then they were just trying to get different perspectives on topics and I was the one to just start it yeah you know by the way I could see you fucking doing that but it was so easy on a regular show yeah it was so easy we're like we would have a slow break and
Starting point is 00:16:43 in between the producer would come up like down there this segment sucks what are you gonna do like what are you gonna do to amp them up and I wouldn't tell them it was like okay well trust me and for her audience all I had to do was say it's because women need to get in the kitchen sandwiches
Starting point is 00:17:00 and shut up go Ricky go Ricky you know but the chappelle show was like for some reason this show show appeal to so many people's like had the people that follow me from the wire had the people to follow me from people that were fans of me on a serious acting they all came to one place I like cuz obviously like you
Starting point is 00:17:21 know your comics your your friends right before what was what like well I'm saying like the to embark on the journey like the ride of doing the Chappelle show it's like you know you're doing it right like Dave calls you hey man I'm doing this show you'll call me so Neil calls you and you're like okay cool you think it's
Starting point is 00:17:36 gonna be it's a job right you're like it's fun whatever but I didn't always thought it was gonna be fire and a reason why yeah because the reason why I had I didn't have a lot of opportunities to be on TV yeah so I thought anything I was gonna be it's gonna be fired because I'm gonna try to
Starting point is 00:17:50 make this shit fire oh you did okay yeah to be quite honest neither Dave or Neil had the confidence I had in the show as I had really and the reason why is because before that his name in his country is pilot boy production the reason I came about is because Dave had like 10 or 11 pilots that he shot that
Starting point is 00:18:09 they just didn't pop you know I'm saying like where they not for you don't know if it was just timing was fun yeah so it was so it was a thing like all right here we go with this again you know I'm saying let me put my friends together let me put my right stash together step together and let's see what I can do but
Starting point is 00:18:25 that's what when you've been in a business for so long it's hard to get excited about every project sure because you don't know which one is going to be the one is like yeah oh I believed in it and one person said this so they were going to it like it was a gig but for me being a comic that just one I wanted to
Starting point is 00:18:41 work it had to work course you know I mean and I knew I used to even call the ratings I just like this you know we're gonna go from 1.5 to 1.7 it was like yeah yeah boom boom I was right again boom I was right again boom because I had the pulse of the streets yeah you know I'm saying I was a street I was
Starting point is 00:18:59 still living in the streets I was still living in Brownsville Brooklyn one of the toughest places and I was if you want to say the voice of the street when it comes to like how people are taking it and I used to call Neil and I was like yeah I just got off the phone with the streets right and Neil ain't been
Starting point is 00:19:15 to no streets unless I took him right and he was like what are the streets saying and when as I show was building I could feel it because I saw it resonating through some really seedy neighborhoods I saw it resonating in the barbershop everybody was talking about it must be crazy walking to a barbershop in like in
Starting point is 00:19:30 the middle of that show just blowing up and do you know how many motherfuckers that blew up off that show like let me tell you something just what people understand whenever Chappelle show was on and you saw a scene where it was real niggas in the background it was real niggas in the background those is my
Starting point is 00:19:46 niggas I know some people take it but just some real shit yeah I was in Brownsville and I had some friends that that didn't take advantage of opportunities or just didn't see the right way or just never were a part of it and some of my guys my friends that weren't working I was like yo come be a
Starting point is 00:20:03 background on Chappelle show you get 75 dollars you get some free food and you get to be around it you know anytime for the most part anytime you saw a posse it was dudes that you knew that's how real in fact oh my gosh one of the one a big scene Wayne people always asked me what was my favorite sketch a
Starting point is 00:20:22 favorite sketch was a Wayne Brady sketch that was an amazing how it was born yeah how it came off like we did a joke about Wayne Brady Mooney right with Mooney yeah and Wayne Brady was a huge fan of Chappelle show and he wasn't bitching or crying or anything he would just you know like a little bit
Starting point is 00:20:38 more disappointed you know more than anything and and I know part part of that was did he reach out and express that yeah him and Dave ran to each other and I understand Wayne Brady's frustration because Wayne Brady is one of the most talented people I've ever met in my life for sure but his path is
Starting point is 00:20:55 not the same path of someone from the streets or whatever don't mean that yeah he didn't have to work for it didn't mean that he didn't have to beat everybody out in the audition the dude is talented and sometimes in black community if you don't speak a certain way they don't respect you he has
Starting point is 00:21:10 diction he's articulate you know sometimes on a corny ass nerd motherfucker yeah so for this sketch to come through not Wayne's disapproval of a joke but just frustration or you know disappointment of a joke yeah for Dave to reach out and then to invite him like let's let's just call the truth
Starting point is 00:21:25 with this and it really gave people opportunity to see what Wayne Brady's range was yeah that's why I like the sketch so much because it was dark it wasn't like oh yeah it wasn't like I call calm like this oh jangles it wasn't that you can laugh about jangles a little louder
Starting point is 00:21:46 say don't you know your fans are your fans you know your fans like the pluribles they never gonna leave you know I remember it was so it was so the joke that prompted that was I forget so and so makes Wayne Brady look like Malcolm X yeah that was the joke I forget
Starting point is 00:22:07 Brian Gumbel something right yes I'm here going back to the story yeah so um in that sketch they had to have women of the night like street walkers or whatever right and part of that show was I was really cool with casting so what I would do is look at the script before we had them and I would see like
Starting point is 00:22:25 if there was something for one of my friends yeah and wasn't no lines it was just like you know like homeboys on the stoop I'm like oh I got five of them motherfuckers they own a stoop now right yeah hoes twerking I just also today right so it's like the same women of the night so it was one of my
Starting point is 00:22:42 friends she was a she was a exotic dancer she was funny I like she's kind of my kind she was really very strong her name was Pearl so I said Pearl we got this scene I said I don't want to be distracted whatever but it's kind of like scantily dressed you know you're playing a street walk or whatever so all
Starting point is 00:22:59 the other women today casted they were professional actresses right like they auditioned for it right so they took their agent got them a call but it was like we don't want them to wear heels it the heel has to be four inches or lower you know that shit like they're figuring out has to be you know they
Starting point is 00:23:15 were like they were just like real actresses and here comes pearl no wait a real actresses right so they were like okay all right here we go we're gonna go guys back to one they took their robes off put them on the side and they went out there and they walked the street and then they say cut they
Starting point is 00:23:31 couldn't wait to put their robes on now Pearl Pearl was ass out the whole shoot like thong I don't know everybody all the grips everybody's like I don't know where the fuck pearl came from but she's got our vote like she's talking to the grips twerking at the same time you know what I'm saying standards and
Starting point is 00:23:48 practices nowhere near right yeah she's twerking and she got close to Wayne and Dave she was talking and then she just got close to the car and then she just said hi Dave I like your new show Dave she went from background yeah to a U5 and that show at the time it didn't matter what the fuck you did if you
Starting point is 00:24:09 was in a scene you blew up the next day that's right so she now is one of the hottest strippers in the country really yeah yeah she told me her stripper kind of she said her stripper stripper chronicles yeah she's like you know it's like all these bitches be hating on me she said I'm on a
Starting point is 00:24:25 chappelle show I like your new show Dave that's right because that show also I forget all the time that pop Bill Burr for sure yeah that's right no you know what I don't think it was that show that popped Bill Burr it gave him Bill Burr was going to pop that's for sure but that was like for all of
Starting point is 00:24:41 us it was like there's exposure there's exposure in fact the story when you I heard um one of your one of your pack as you're talking about following a destroyer yeah on stage so when we were doing chappelle show it was a second year we weren't really making a lot of money but we were popular you know I'm
Starting point is 00:24:58 saying I'm like everybody's yelling out I'm rich bitch I'm rich James bitch and everything and like we wasn't really making a lot of money at the time Bill Burr was probably at the time a thousand dollar week headliner you know I'm saying and that's not saying that insulting you know where he is I know
Starting point is 00:25:12 anything but we all go through that of course but you knew whenever you saw Bill Burr perform you knew this white boy about to blow yeah all he had to do is position himself and that's what he did yeah so we were we I said we can't do this man we can't not have money and we saw popular so I said man we should
Starting point is 00:25:28 do a tour I'm rich bitch tour now who's are we so my manager reached out to him he's big-time agent now he wraps Bill now um Berkowitz yeah yeah so big Berkowitz was a young agent at times so basically just walked when the dope was touring to his office yeah bitch bitch so we worked for a year you Charlie and
Starting point is 00:25:50 Bill in the time Charlie Murphy had never did stand up yep as tough as you think Charlie Murphy is I used to always fuck with him I'm like yeah you tough you motherfucking all these tough ass gangster roles but you turn into a bitch when you get a microphone in front of your face he didn't want to be no
Starting point is 00:26:03 bitch no more so finally he went took him to his um um this is when lab factory went to New York they tried to stand there took him there to a black show he went on stage for the first time we got him up to 10 minutes and we just meant Charlie was the draw but I knew Bill Burr was fired so I was like instead of
Starting point is 00:26:21 just having me and Charlie as a draw we don't know who's gonna be a feature why don't we have somebody who's perfect Bill Burr was on the show and Bill Burr was an animal yeah so it would be Charlie Murphy would go on and do 10 15 minutes and uh Bill Burr do 20 to 25 20 to 30 and you know what Bill Burr
Starting point is 00:26:39 does to a stage I tell people talking about how you get stronger try uh being on the road with Bill Burr for a year yeah following that you you have no days off yeah anytime I would if I would have had even close to a mediocre set the comic cards will come in the show was good but I like the white boy
Starting point is 00:27:00 see that's the reason why I can't work in hilarities right now because I had a bad set behind Bill in hilarities yo that'd be the realest shit I ever wrote I'm like why don't they like me no it's not that they don't like you Donnell they prefer Chick-fil-A sandwiches over Popeye's chicken and I've never
Starting point is 00:27:17 worked in hilarities again but I but every night it forced me he's a monster every night and then I'm telling you Bill Charlie Pope Bill and then right when you're like oh I'm going every night I had to come in and fire it up yeah yeah yeah yeah um I remember I uh actually when when Charlie had just
Starting point is 00:27:37 Charlie had just started doing sound like a year I won a contest to host a show uh to host the real men of comedy tour so it was him and Joe you couldn't do that to her now no that would be anything now the real men economy we have dicks did nowadays yeah I mean I mean vaginas I'm so confused I'm sorry what
Starting point is 00:27:58 there is no thing as gender I don't know what a real man is anymore no men and no women we're non-binary real men have titties now I'm old school I'm sorry you and I because we were on the we were on the oddball tour and we both are two we have two children non-specific gendered children at one around well
Starting point is 00:28:19 well at the time you have to know but our older non-gendered children were born around the same time oh I know his gender you do yeah okay he doesn't have a right to choose right now okay okay no I mean he can choose when he starts to pay rent but do you ask him but do you ask him every morning what what do you
Starting point is 00:28:36 feel your gender is you're supposed to ask no I'm gonna fucking ask that shit you ask if you can change diapers when there was time to get consent for diaper changes diaper you didn't ask for consent man fuck all that shit I'm not with that shit I mean I understand that we are I know we're in a tough place
Starting point is 00:28:53 right now you know what nowadays nowadays you can't even have proud moments of being a father's raising a son right I had a moment the other day my son we were watching the Nickelodeon channel and a Barbie doll a Barbie commercial came on right and it was Barbie's Jeep or something he was like
Starting point is 00:29:11 daddy I like that I was I was nervous yeah right right I was like but I didn't want to be too nervous because I can't be too nervous for sure like daddy I like that commercial I was like what if I wanted to say what the fuck you like that commercial but I couldn't say that right so so I said yeah what is it that
Starting point is 00:29:29 you like about that commercial you know I'm saying my prancing is a whole different schedule different deal now I said what is do you like about the commercial she said I like that Jeep and I'm like oh it's pink right yeah I'm like what are you doing he said I like that because I want to buy that Jeep for
Starting point is 00:29:42 mommy there you go he said I said why he said because it's Barbie and Barbies are for girls good no it's not good I had to make sure there wasn't any surveillance no devices or this is what this set up right and I was like and he said but Barbie is for girls and I said you got there right it is son I grew up with
Starting point is 00:30:03 Ken fuck Barbie Ken didn't fuck Tony yes right right you know I'm sad yeah and I'm open for a lot of things whatever but my son being gay is going to be like it'll be harder for him to be a green beret and to be gay in my house oh no I canceled oh no how could you say that died out so you mean you want your
Starting point is 00:30:28 son to grow up to fuck pussy no stop it what does the world come to dude that is it's funny that like even and I'm not listen I'm not bashing on anything no I know I'm not bashing anything but you can't take away the feeling a man has about raising son to be what he thinks that's supposed to be right things may
Starting point is 00:30:48 happen where he changed it might alter and some stuff like that and it's not going to stop you from loving your kid of course I'm saying but what what what you thought and the way you thought that is because where you grew up where you grew up but now the way things are changing the thought process is totally
Starting point is 00:31:00 different things are way more acceptable and it's rightfully so they're way more except I have an older brother that's gay right and it's my my half brother my father said I hate to say that because I love him just like we're saying mom saying that but like I never for years I never knew he was gay I just thought he
Starting point is 00:31:16 liked you know I was he saw somewhere all the way I was like oh he got bitches yeah he likes Barbie yeah yeah he did but I didn't know that I just thought that oh that was his trick to get the girls over yeah yeah yeah want to get some young pussy get a Barbie doll
Starting point is 00:31:33 so when he finally my brother finally came we were adults when he finally came up told me that I was I didn't really understand it at first because he was like you see that guy over there I was like yeah he said that's your brother-in-law but my father had so many kids from so different many women yeah I thought he
Starting point is 00:31:50 was introducing me to another half brother yeah I was like man I'm saying this shit is over bro I gotta I gotta cut off that I'm sorry man how many did he have nine nine yeah I was like I got a car I said I gotta you know I gotta cut it up and then I was like it wasn't until I got home and I was like that's me
Starting point is 00:32:08 reminded yeah oh shit I said my brother just told me he was gay so my father my father's straight street dude he was a heroin kingspin in DC big time big time dope dealer not that embarrassed about it in black community he reached the level of kingspin which is respected in the hood you know but he was a really
Starting point is 00:32:26 with my street code guy and everything so I called my dad I was like yo dad I said I think I said I think I just found out my brother was gay and my father said yeah man he said I knew what he was up to like just being up to something right yeah yeah yeah he said I knew what he was up to and but this is why I know
Starting point is 00:32:50 things had changed I'm talking about a street dude is he said I know these we was up to he said I'm not really what that shit but then he described my brother's boyfriend and and this is really big in the black community the phrase that's my nigga or that when we use it in that context yeah and my father never heard
Starting point is 00:33:09 him say this about too many people from notorious gang he said he said I know he's up to but he said you know I'm not gonna say the name whatever but he said he's a good nigga he's a good dude not the boyfriend but the boyfriend so that was big to you that was big to me because that just shows how we've evolved
Starting point is 00:33:24 yeah and our thoughts and not the fact what my brother connected to sexually or anything like that is bottom line is is he a good person right is he a good person and is he a good person to my son and that's where I know things have changed and as much as the lbgt community everything they complain about
Starting point is 00:33:43 a lot of things and everything but the the where they're going they're going and rapid speed rapid speed they've affected change in a faster way than almost anybody in the civil rights movement have done you think the movement is just faster oh way faster you know a black person does something fucked up
Starting point is 00:34:04 the black community is like oh my god he just set us back 400 years the gay community somebody's some fucked up oh my god he just set us back 48 hours maybe before we get a new representative before we get a new dun-dun-dun-dun or before we get a new something to be upset about yeah and at the end of the
Starting point is 00:34:21 day at the end of the day here's it it doesn't matter gay whatever it's like you have good people and you have bad people on any spectrum you know I'm saying it's good or bad and you judge people about you judge people on a character and that's it yeah who gives yeah that's true that's true I want to
Starting point is 00:34:39 show you some tiktok real quick are you on tiktok now this is when I feel old why everybody's telling me about tiktok okay so it's just really popping right now and we collect some of the like some of the popular ones and you can just weigh in on that we like well yeah you create my husband doesn't you I'm saying
Starting point is 00:34:57 you know the ones that are really slam yes I know here we go yeah and whatever you do always give the wife the credit you are the and if you don't she knew uh-uh I found the tiktok I this is my function on the show all right let's see what we find sorry sorry man you don't even like to let's move on people put it
Starting point is 00:35:16 out there yes I am maybe covering out anorexic anorexia has got a million followers men to not just women or gays it's not a sexual thing or a gender thing it's a human thing for those boys and girls that are anorexic please hang in there I know it's hard but are you into him or I'm not into him but he has the
Starting point is 00:35:44 fattest face for anorexia that I've ever seen in my fucking life man I mean we had a popular phrase a spell show cocaine is a hell of a drug right yeah yeah but I don't know it's but it looks like he fucking did squeegee my rendle my my windows in some state this isn't one of the strongest why he makes his own drugs
Starting point is 00:36:04 that he does he does when you look like this everybody's a man they made it I'm in trouble I'm going down my shit going down that's a guy like me anybody help me help me help me help me my shit went down tell my family I love you all see you later bye oh she's acting what do you think she looks like she dated the guy in
Starting point is 00:36:21 the first video she said made a made a you know you fucked up when a white when a black person's using made a in a sentence I only hear that on commercials you know the airplane airplane supposed a made a supposed to be like you on a helicopter made a made a we're going down she was like made a
Starting point is 00:36:37 made a made a I just got a chick filet sandwich and it rivals the Popeye's chicken chicken for sure do you think the scariest white person is one with extensive facial tattoos or no that used to be the case it used to be yeah but not anymore the scariest white dude is the clean cut dude oh yeah because those
Starting point is 00:36:55 are the dudes with the goddamn fucking ak-47s the shit you have never seen a scruffy mass shooter 100% they look like your neighbor they look like I was just involved with him the other day and whoa yeah no idea yeah so yeah clean cut all right but white people just are scary I agree that's a whole different
Starting point is 00:37:13 level right that is the white person that the average black thug is afraid of right really that white person any white person that white guy any Russian do black people to get a russian russians to russians really yeah they feel like yeah it's just that voice when I say it's just something about terrifying
Starting point is 00:37:34 here comes the next dead dumb bitch is that your hand on my boyfriend she's pretty big guarantee you I know this is really racist yeah tell me she has interracial kids you think I guarantee you if she drives a Honda Accord and a reason why I said it cuz Theo Vaughn always tells me every white chickie
Starting point is 00:37:59 knew that black guys drove a Honda Accord yeah I believe that yeah she looks like you drive a Honda Accord and boyfriend takes the car in the morning and he comes back the tank is on empty and his blunt shavens all in the backseat I guarantee I guarantee that's that's a that's bold that's fucking a home running
Starting point is 00:38:18 in South Dakota yeah yeah for sure what do you think of those boobs I mean just you see them but then you got to deal with what comes under it yeah there's a lot there's a lot different smells it's like sandwiches you are done this is a whole lane of what's it called they're called littles people that like
Starting point is 00:38:39 to pretend to be infants it's really upsetting okay I don't mean you're a pin young do what I and then it's bad like they tried it they're supposed to like lip sync correctly yeah it's just upsetting yeah I just wanted to get it out of my sister's Honda Accord again can I pick the ones you're picking the
Starting point is 00:38:57 worst ones I'm pretty sure you're driving on the court all right no oh that's the having my lunch yeah today is not no chicken wings so wait wait wait wait can we I know I'm doing a video can we stop it yeah can we stop for a second sure sure we're going to do another fried chicken store
Starting point is 00:39:17 no I'm just saying that was in that was in production pretty that was in the meeting right yeah nobody scrambled like get more chicken stores you like I don't want to go past this I can we least grill the chicken those look like Atlanta's lemon pepper chicken wings bro you like it look good like you like
Starting point is 00:39:33 some kick in your chicken I like lemon pepper chicken me too lemon pepper anything's great about lemon garlic yeah that's good yeah I'll take that garlic shit too all right what do you want to what do you want to show this one this there's this guy no letters to page do you want this
Starting point is 00:39:53 this you looking for something that's fried no that's more updates on this is her yeah all right hello everybody I'm going to eat my dinner my husband cooked spaghetti so he gave me a break today he cooks spaghetti because he know you can't eat corn bitch yo is there a way with way with crime to
Starting point is 00:40:14 be on tiktok man you got any skinny tiktok you need to weigh in on this guy tell us what's up all right so claim that I'm a false blood bitch call me out and see if I'm a wall fucking false blood you niggas don't work no wreck sewu bitch ass nigga all right so why are people questioning his bloodness so so
Starting point is 00:40:33 what happens is sometimes like all types of people are on tiktok and they put on it and he regularly will post videos just you know saying something blood related but he's saying people are challenging the fact that he really is you know a blood blood yeah well I just don't respect social media gang members
Starting point is 00:40:52 yeah oh I'm a blood yeah you like below if you want me to kill somebody like below subscribe to my jail channel right there man dude there's fucking posting about to be in prison calm yo we posted one we had one last week of a guy from jail yeah we did that was really fun making tiktok I just know the gang so I
Starting point is 00:41:13 know they they move in silence yeah right yeah that's true that's always you should be um would you get would you get down with a chick like this I just love it when it rains outside makes me feel good makes me a little brisky too now you asked me a question three o'clock in the
Starting point is 00:41:33 morning off of some tequila shots it's a whole different question yeah well she is a white lady and you said yeah but I'm just saying just don't those front teeth that's easy entry right yeah yeah that's like finally getting that last piece to Lego you have a shit you have a put she got a leg on teeth your boy you
Starting point is 00:41:50 gotta pick him we gotta go rap what time is it it's almost 250 you gotta you gotta get going I mean we want to close we got a couple of them I feel like I have a lot more to talk about but I don't want to be late no I mean I'm gonna be late either yeah um oh this is a good one for so many years I thought that there
Starting point is 00:42:07 was something wrong with me that I was the black sheep and I needed to change my personality and after a lot of time consideration I realized who I was I'm a piece of shit I mean I mean everyone loves mac and cheese but everyone I feel like I love the creativity in that everyone loves mac and cheese yeah I mean
Starting point is 00:42:28 kids love my my son I've addressed him up as mac and cheese last year for Thanksgiving not for Thanksgiving for Halloween so I kind of I love it and my son my older every day mac and cheese no if you go what do you want for breakfast he goes mac and cheese all day I don't know
Starting point is 00:42:43 what it is about mac and cheese it's mac and cheese mac and cheese my son is like apart a Salvadorian so he loves it's a traditional dish called pupusas yeah yeah you know pupusas but it doesn't sound right uh because like it doesn't sound like when you're a four-year-old you try to explain it to your four-year-old
Starting point is 00:42:58 classmates I like pupusi you're like whoa what are you saying pupu like like pupu is like oh here comes Austin with another cockatio yeah that's all I could talk about a fart you know my son it's so funny because my son loves what I do it's a really quick story yeah so whenever I'm going on a channel he gets
Starting point is 00:43:15 up says like daddy I want to go on the road and tell wokes with you I was like I can't tell him you can't go on the road I said so do you have any wokes he said yeah I said what what's your woke he said caca and I was like I'm not trying to call him a hack but I heard that before yeah yeah I was like you got
Starting point is 00:43:34 any more jokes he said yeah like that was a second joke yeah so I was like I'm in I'm buying yeah I'm like I don't know if you're ready so I wasn't much all this year he came to visit me so I'm on stage doing the um doing the ethnic show closing the ethnic show and he's backstage you can't see him he's
Starting point is 00:43:50 backstage behind the curtain he could hear people laugh laughing they didn't know he's back there he can see me he hear people laugh and I'm like you know for dad yeah like this I'm showing off yeah I'm like bringing everything I said something I said shit and I said I'm sorry I meant caca and my son looked at
Starting point is 00:44:08 me like did this motherfucker just steal my shit yo he looked at me like I can't believe his dad mother fucking stole my shit right and he looked back at his mom like yo this motherfucker is a thief yeah so I put him on stage I was like this is my son also all I picked him up
Starting point is 00:44:24 I said love you I said I love you too daddy he said I love you too daddy then I said um I said um you got any jokes he said yeah I said what he said and I'm looking at him like you wrote caca like you wrote caca that's your shit right literally a fingertip he's speaking
Starting point is 00:44:41 right yeah and he looked me in my eyes as to say I was going to do caca yeah but since but your unoriginal ass wanted to shoot my shit so all you get is you know but he's been on stage like five times no like 10 times really yeah damn he he he goes on stage the first time I put him
Starting point is 00:45:00 on stage it's you know that's oh everything is proud yeah so I put him on stage and he didn't really have a lot of jokes he sung the paw patrol theme song yeah and so you know when you post certain shit I don't know if you do it certain shit you post you know you're like oh this is going to be about 10
Starting point is 00:45:14 thousand alls yeah you know that's going to be at least 500 thumbs up hearts huh tears and everything and my son was on stage for like a minute and I'm all proud people like yeah he's the future like father like son hating as Jeff Ross he comments and says the kid has no
Starting point is 00:45:35 timing really mm-hmm I went on a twitter war with Jeff for a week did you really wow I was like Jeff Ross looked like he birthed Jeff Ross yo I went meme crazy on this motherfucker to finally he said okay Donnie you win you win I mean I know he's a roast
Starting point is 00:45:55 matter but for a kid and ever since then I've been working on this my son just came on stage at the Greek theater in front of 3,500 people he performed in front of more people than the average comic I know it's done of course he don't have no joke he got cock up mm-hmm and he and he started
Starting point is 00:46:10 singing little Nas old town road yeah I'm saying yeah that's all I need it's my favorite jam does he come out and like you'd you pick him up and he did no no no he is on the side of the stage he wants to come out okay at the Greek theater yeah I had one of my friends
Starting point is 00:46:28 his son was there with us right and we was having dad night or whatever the whole family came he was like well you know this is gonna be good dad night I'll watch the kids while you're on stage I was like my son is he's not going to want to be in the green room he wants to be on the side of stage he
Starting point is 00:46:42 is look waiting for his cue yeah and you know and the thing is I'm not forced into it but it's something to be said about you loving the fact that your kid likes what you do he knows what you do not to say he's going to be a comedian yeah but you know this is what I do this is what we pay all our
Starting point is 00:46:58 bills with whatever so the fact he appreciated and can understand it and he's not afraid of an audience yeah does he have jokes no does he have presents yes for is he's a if he's a beautiful kid yeah no he's getting jokes though yeah guess what his new thing is get it he was in a car the other
Starting point is 00:47:14 day and he had a shovel like he had a shovel in his hand because when we go to the beach and then he said daddy I dig you get it that's clever but you know I love the fact he knows what I do we we we share some of those so some of those experiences and he thinks dad's funny
Starting point is 00:47:38 and that's at the end of the day I want my fans think I'm funny everybody but there's nothing like the thing that you give the most unconditional love or to love you the same way and appreciate what you do yeah that's awesome man that's all work of people's are you have any upcoming dates or anything like that
Starting point is 00:47:50 where am I I'm doing uh I'm doing Netflix degenerate in um Vegas nice September 12th I did the last one yeah would you know where you're filming what venue you're gonna do I don't know I mean I do but I don't have it yeah yeah okay okay I'm excited about that um Daniel Rawlings I'm launching a website
Starting point is 00:48:08 not a website uh a podcast yeah for you and I'm starting stuff for me because I'm starting from ground up yeah you know I said I had a youtube page that had thousand and thousands of subscribers and I got hacked and it took down they took it down and then I'm starting like I literally have 292 subscribers
Starting point is 00:48:27 but you know I've talked to you talked to Theo I've talked to Brett I've talked to he's got and I've talked to Joe Rogan everybody thinks it sounds like it's a pretty good idea it's a great idea I'm gonna do idea but I'm just trying to have anything you know I'm trying to push not push but have people subscribe the
Starting point is 00:48:40 channel is the Daniel Rawlings show I don't even think I made it a custom you that's what I want to talk to you about I haven't even made a custom url yet we'll talk all about it yeah I want to do it we'll figure it out yeah but I want to I want to do it because you know just like now we just we just uh talk
Starting point is 00:48:55 for 50 minutes it feel like it's been 15 so yeah man it's awesome and you're back you gotta do this and I hate the fact that they have a picture of you at stand-up live in Phoenix you hate it yeah why because it's like you a creep bro in that picture yeah in a corner and shit man I didn't notice it for like
Starting point is 00:49:09 an hour I was like oh shit this motherfucker is all in my face lurking and it looked like you were saying Donnell I have a chicken sandwich for you but appreciate all right he's the best check him out subscribe on YouTube the Donnell Rawlings show the Donnell Rawlings show the Donnell Rawlings show check it out thanks for
Starting point is 00:49:26 coming thanks I'll the Uber's waiting it's right outside you and your car share okay big news exciting announcement November 7th November 7th I have added a late show at the Beacon Theater in New York City that is also referred to as Manhattan and I will be there for two shows on
Starting point is 00:49:56 November 7th very excited what else is going on this week you probably try to get tickets to the late show in Durham on Saturday at the Durham Performing Arts Center early show is sold out very excited very thankful for that a few tickets left in San Jose on the 18th and very few left for Los Angeles
Starting point is 00:50:20 September 20th and very many tickets available September 22nd Santa Barbara so that's a thing and then I'm off to El Paso Tucson Phoenix and Denver the late show in Denver has few tickets left after that Des Moines Lincoln Sioux City Minneapolis and Fargo then I go on my European tour those are
Starting point is 00:50:45 all at TomCigarette.com tour also want to point out Ben Salem November 8th also has an added show and the fourth show in Austin has some tickets you can try to get also a second show in Columbus and Grand Rapids those are in December you can get tickets now at TomCigarette.com
Starting point is 00:51:06 slash tour thank you very much everyone supporting the tour Christina he is on the road she'll be at Flappers in Burbank September 12th she will be in Las Vegas for that festival September 22nd performed with Billie Eilish she's let me know that many times she'll also be in Zanies at Zanies in Nashville
Starting point is 00:51:32 that is October 3 through 5 October 17th in Irvine California and then uh scroll scroll uh oh I can't see uh November 22nd Seattle she's doing the Neptune and the next day she's doing the Aladdin in Portland Oregon that's Christina P online.com get tickets to see her and that's it I believe thank you guys very
Starting point is 00:52:00 much enjoy the rest of your show or your day or your life all right we're super excited we're thrilled to welcome our next guest who is a best-selling author an influencer to millions a speaker a real estate mogul tens of millions it's Grant Cardone thank you very much for coming here today. It's so good to be here man big
Starting point is 00:52:22 applause big applause big applause dude there's all right there's so I'm so excited you know normally we have comedians we have musicians we have actors that's sitting here and we talk and we goof around but I I think of people like you as um I think you're like a drug like a human drug because I love what drug would
Starting point is 00:52:42 I be ecstasy? You're a good man because I love I feel like positive people are contagious yeah and I feel like enthusiastic people are contagious I don't think I'm either one of those by the way I think you're definitely positive energy oh I'm definitely not a positive person well you might not think of
Starting point is 00:52:58 yourself as like definitely no no no but I think of I think the energy you put off is positive in that it's like do something the message is positive I'm not a very positive person though just so you guys know okay let's just get honest okay yeah yeah yeah I like somebody said you know Ryan Seco that my pilot right
Starting point is 00:53:16 he's like man you're a positive person I said no dude I'm not positive so what motivated how would you describe yourself I get things done okay like that's what I do like like I don't care what it takes if I got to get grumpy to get there if I gotta I'm really you know like I'm
Starting point is 00:53:33 not very positive I don't really believe in positive outcomes like I think that that the world is uh tough yeah and hard and that things don't go well you know when we were talking about comedy before before the uh before we started here I was like man I've bombed out I know how hard it is when I'm walking through your
Starting point is 00:53:53 hallway unbelievable what you guys have done the tens of years how many years you've been doing this been doing podcast 10 years doing stand-up 17 18 it is crazy like nobody has any idea what it takes to make it yeah and so that's really my message like you can and it's worth it success is like way
Starting point is 00:54:12 better than failing right both yeah and success is easier than failing right and I like that you say that it's simple failing is fucking hard yeah success is simple right keep it simple and and it's easier than failing because failing takes tremendous creativity that's why so many comedians so many brilliant
Starting point is 00:54:35 comedians had so much failure before because because they can relate to an audience right and and and it really it's just tough man but but failing is tough yeah how do I pay my bills how do I skip how do I look at people in the face when I'm late on my rent I was late on my rent for uh two months out of three
Starting point is 00:54:55 months for two years really on 275 a month oh my gosh 275 is nothing because I I love also everybody $275 yeah everybody loves hearing you know especially when you see somebody who is really successful and people imagine they're like oh your shit you know your life's easy now you're a millionaire you got it
Starting point is 00:55:15 but it's like you came from some bullshit background like you were you were what hooked on were you on drugs really I started out good I don't have a Kanye background not a kind but I'm saying the I had a good dad mom I don't have the excuses that some of these inner city kids have right my dad though died when
Starting point is 00:55:34 I was 10 and so when you when you when you don't have when you're got a tremendous amount of energy at 10 years old uh and the the the guiding light kind of goes away the dad you know uh I just went bad you know I just went fucking I grew up middle class and went into poverty so
Starting point is 00:55:56 I had less money when I was 25 than when I was 10 years old I had more money my net worth at 10 was like a hundred times higher than was at 25 so and then I ended up with a drug problem from 16 to 25 I was using drugs every day what was your drug of choice whatever drug you had really what you got everything which
Starting point is 00:56:16 which what you want what you got the most up so you're wired to be kind of this addictive personality and yeah definitely I definitely have this addictive I think it's a gift yeah absolutely especially if you can channel it into something yeah what you're doing productive I
Starting point is 00:56:30 wouldn't say positive so let's say productive yeah yeah yeah so yeah if you can yeah because the positive thing like what is it anyway right well nobody really trusted it totally right because you can't be positive every day there are mornings you
Starting point is 00:56:44 wake up their mornings we wake up and your fucking dog dies and guess what you got to go entertain how many people that night you know what I mean you have to do it no matter what it don't matter you know and and and I got you know I hear these guys in my space in this motivational yeah quote
Starting point is 00:57:01 unquote educational space you know they're going to be like okay I do an ice plunge yeah well fuck dude like I'm doing a business deal I don't have time for an ice plunge like these gimmicks are so much bullshit yeah I'm going to go walk on 10 feet of cold
Starting point is 00:57:18 okay well I'm getting ready to work a deal I'm on the phone walking in here trying to do a deal right now I don't have time my dog died my wife's got me and my wife are having an issue this morning and I'm like okay I need to change my condition my state so I'm going to walk on 10 feet of call
Starting point is 00:57:32 that means I got to go like create a firewalk like that's stupid like how can I do that in the real world that that's the thing about this motivational stuff that I think people know is a little bit some people got a charlatan some people got hurt on that firewalk last yeah
Starting point is 00:57:51 I don't mind getting hurt if I can apply it in my real life right right like I don't mind getting hurt right I don't mind paying the price or suffering but I don't I need things that I can use on Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday like the psychedelics I know people are looking for psychedelics to
Starting point is 00:58:06 somehow open them up to some genius that's great man but when I need I need genius right in a deal I'm trying to solve problems of life I need money okay I need a solutions I can't say excuse me world hold on I'm gonna go have a mushroom experience yeah see if I can be open to some intelligence you
Starting point is 00:58:24 wait for me till I'm done with my experience yeah I need so yeah so if it's not positivity that that should motivate people to get up and get off their asses and stop being losers right because then it's been a loser if you're addicted to stuff you're not paying your rent
Starting point is 00:58:37 how do you motivate people then what motivates you every day what would you tell people I don't want to I don't want to suffer every day I don't mind suffering a little bit yeah I don't want to suffer every day I want to go where I want do what I want and and you know I've been broke I've been broke and worse than
Starting point is 00:58:54 being broke is just getting by like having enough yeah having enough to like oh I'm doing good but I'm not really doing good you know that constant like I can't get ahead how long were you in that place for oh I was in that place for from 25 to 45 years old really my life it's a long 20 years you told me I
Starting point is 00:59:15 had money by the way right you did right you had a couple I had you know I was 35 years old had a couple million dollars put away but I still couldn't get ahead and what does that mean because that a lot of people that was scared all the time I was scared I'm still flying coach mm-hmm I have one one person working
Starting point is 00:59:31 for me I have 400 people working for me now so but I wouldn't spend the money like I was terrified constantly that's why I say never get advice from a millionaire because when a guy goes from broke to a millionaire he's not scared money huh he's scared it's scared money yeah bitch money yeah so it's like okay
Starting point is 00:59:51 I didn't have anything now I got a little bit now I'm a bitch yeah okay this little this little this little wristband says don't be a little bitch right yeah like never take advice from a millionaire yeah and I'm telling I'm telling people from my own personal experience like when I didn't have any money I was more
Starting point is 01:00:11 courageous than when you when I had a million dollars that is so true because now you have something to protect I was like you're so afraid of losing it I did exactly what didn't get me the million right I started protected how do you switch that how do you get out of that out of get another million get another
Starting point is 01:00:25 million and then like oh fuck I'm still broke now I'm a double little bitch yeah right now I'm terrified right so what am I doing now like what do I do with my money oh I'm gonna start a retirement account and avoid the taxes on it that was triple little bitch okay stupid fucking stupid I should have been putting
Starting point is 01:00:45 all that money in deals but I wasn't I should have been unloading constantly but but I was brought up you know and this goes back to hey what makes you what motivates you or what you know why right I had been trying to decodify like my dad my dad worked his ass off and when he died he did good my mom had
Starting point is 01:01:06 to sell everything and so I'm like okay that didn't work but he was considered successful the middle class successful briefcase good job professional people respected him saved his money had life insurance house was paid for everything by the book and she was unloading stuff the next week because she was terrified
Starting point is 01:01:25 and so from the age of 10 to like 16 17 years old fuck we were just scared to clipping coupons buying everything on sale single mother everywhere she goes she knows they're going to rip her off the plumber the roofer the car dealer everybody's going to rip her off right so she thought and that's that conservative
Starting point is 01:01:46 mentality it's poverty consciousness and the amount of energy it takes into clipping coupon you see these tv shows the extreme coupons these people spend eight hours a day clipping coupons putting them in binders you think well you could be using that energy to thinking of ways to generate more money
Starting point is 01:02:04 totally versus like oh we got a the scarcity i gotta save your money save your money save for a rainy day yeah you know penny saved is right a penny earn it's not it's a fucking penny yeah right it's a fucking penny yeah i mean it's a penny dude you want to pick a penny up today you ain't shit with a
Starting point is 01:02:22 penny dude you know fifty cent come on man that's fifty pennies mother but see i was raised in that property yeah no i don't know i was raised in that poverty consciousness too because my parents are from like a communist country and my mother we sat on the same couch for my mother saved the couch i
Starting point is 01:02:42 grew up on so that i could have it when i grew up and like by the time i'd gotten to me it had already molded the rain had destroyed it she's like this is now yours yeah and i'm like bitch i want to buy a new couch like yeah but i didn't learn to think like a successful until tom because his consciousness his parents
Starting point is 01:03:00 taught him how to think like a successful like you can produce more you don't have to hoard what you have yeah and i really learned just about and reading like napoleon hill yeah and um you know guys like you watching you and and dan penia who i think is one of the most successful dan penia's full
Starting point is 01:03:19 of shit are you fucking kidding hanging out with losers wasting your time i love people that mean to you correct show me your friends and i'll show you your future that's one of your top top it is three pieces show me your friends and i show your future you want to know why you're
Starting point is 01:03:38 all fucked up look at the fucking bum to hang around with oh my god oh my god this is why you're fucking poor this is this guy is he says i love you dan fifty billion dollar guys yeah yeah yeah that's stupid yeah is it he he that's dumb you can't go around saying
Starting point is 01:03:59 you got fifty billion dollars like you don't think he does uh no wow no do you have you ever met him yeah yeah i haven't met him what do you think i'm just saying like that you don't go around telling the world you you're i mean if you got fifty billion yeah
Starting point is 01:04:18 you know every other people will say it about you right uh you know uh so so that's the first block the problem i have the first problem i have is that come fuck you ain't got fifty billion dollars period yeah a Rolls Royce it doesn't make you worth fifty billion fifty billion is a fucking massive
Starting point is 01:04:37 number we're talking we're talking bill gates money right you know we're talking extraordinary unbelievable you're like a nation of wealth your country gdp yeah you know so so you know i just have a problem with liars like like don't you know i don't lie i don't
Starting point is 01:04:54 lie about my net i got i got uh six thousand apartments worth one point two billion dollars i could blow it out for a billion dollars today you know but that's not fifty billion right right one billion is not fifty billion right fifty billion is one billion fifty times which means you'd have to do something
Starting point is 01:05:16 five thousand more times just to accumulate that like it's extreme so i don't mind a little exaggeration but fifty billion dude well in dan's defense i think the the fifty billion dollar man that that title is because he's i think helped other people earn that much money i think
Starting point is 01:05:33 that's it i'm not sure that he i think yeah i think he's claiming but don't yell at me yeah i don't want to be you know this is why you're she's fucking poor well i'll tell you why people are poor people are poor because they're playing by a rulebook that doesn't work play
Starting point is 01:05:46 hundred percent yes that's right wait before we get even more into that i want to get into the part where you said a moment ago yeah you think you have your million you're scared your two million do you have an epiphany that takes you out of that or is it a slow kind of role 2010 was my epiphany really that recently
Starting point is 01:06:05 oh yeah okay yeah nine years ago my whole life changed tell me uh i had been doing like grinding out i had you know i had done i had three companies i had my main company my speaking business that's why i know so much about the speaking world being sure bullshit
Starting point is 01:06:22 yeah uh and the second business uh was a partnership a consulting business that i just got a royalty on that was a good deal for me and the third one was the real estate i was just starting to accumulate a little bit of real estate buying apartments and stuff yeah but not not big like i had 600 units and sounds
Starting point is 01:06:39 like a lot yes it did to me too yeah right but but uh 2010 came okay the first the speaking business and nobody paying for me to speak in 2010 half the country was laid off the second business consulting business nobody wants a consultant in 2010 so that business got cut the real estate i didn't lose any
Starting point is 01:07:03 real estate but the banks that i owed money to went down so right uh i'm watching Lehman collapse on tv because everybody remembers the guy walking out of the thing with the boxes we're in hollywood we're i'm living up there on doheny on the other side of the
Starting point is 01:07:19 hill what you're living here yeah i was living i lived in LA for 20 years i had no idea yeah so my wife's i'm watching the tv i'm in lionel richie's old house i'm over looking all everything sun sunset right i got it right yeah i think i'm the shit leonardo de caprio is my next door
Starting point is 01:07:37 neighbor dr dray lives in front of me i see m&m driving down there every day right like i'm in the i'm in the i'm in the best neighborhood in los angeles and uh this 2010 thing happens and i'm like my wife is like what what what i went white she's like she's like what's wrong i
Starting point is 01:07:59 said we're about to die we're gonna die she's like what does all this mean i said we're gonna fucking die it's over the end is coming okay it's us and everybody okay what i can lose we could lose everything the bank that i would 50 million to collapsed
Starting point is 01:08:16 went down it we it lost a new bank comes in a new bank comes in and says we need the 50 million you have six weeks to pay it oh what okay my other two businesses have been cut in half i had the epiphany fuck i wasn't thinking big enough this is the problem with the middle class
Starting point is 01:08:34 when there's contractions the people that pay the price are not the people in poverty they are even paying the price they pay the price every day hundreds of millions of people during these big contractions are the ones where the the money basically gets
Starting point is 01:08:50 taken away you get everybody gets ripped off at the same time and so you follow what i'm saying now well what happens is anybody with wealth you know whatever wealth is right the millionaires the guys with two or three hundred grand put away the people that played by the rules and did all the
Starting point is 01:09:09 right things the middle the middle is where all this money gets redistributed exactly to the wealthiest of the wealthy i'm not talking about people now i'm talking about companies okay where where the where the okay guys we gave everybody
Starting point is 01:09:28 yeah everybody's been about you know enjoying this the circus long enough now take everything yeah and so so i'm like i'm playing the wrong game here i'm playing the middle class game middle class never wins they're just ignored in this country oh
Starting point is 01:09:43 you guys are doing so good you're doing so good it's so much bullshit dude it's the bitch class it shouldn't be the middle class it's the bitch class okay it's a bunch of white people and black people that made it and start acting like they're white
Starting point is 01:09:57 and that buying houses sending their kids off the fucking harvard all this bullshit yeah buying shit borrowing money for colleges uh buying houses taking 30 year loans out for for houses they don't need what is your
Starting point is 01:10:13 putting money in retirement accounts for wall street the only people that win all this shit are the banks the banks so what's your people like what's your philosophy then on so what i did what i did then we sold the house okay
Starting point is 01:10:23 dumped the house uh moved all my businesses out of california so we got we got we got we got to redo everything here okay i've been comfortable in la la is like the the the the this is a haven for just comfort we're we're so good here okay
Starting point is 01:10:41 nobody works here they just complain it is crazy when you see so many cars on the freeway at noon you're like aren't you fucking does anyone have a job what are you doing yeah oh i'm writing a script in my mind right right yeah a new joke i'm working on yeah exactly people here spend more
Starting point is 01:10:57 time in their head i'm so glad to be out of this town yeah fucking town where do you live now miami okay oh i love miami yeah yeah i love it she just had an orgasm because she's thinking of all the porto rican's walking around she loves porto rican's the
Starting point is 01:11:12 chains my wife you like them with criminal records love them but i don't marry him you know i'm saying i married a good one yeah these tons so many while you're with time yeah yeah she's sitting there yeah wait so how much money is middle class what do you call middle class
Starting point is 01:11:31 all right but where we are yeah yeah because we were just saying like what you did you're like i sold sold the house i gotta get the fuck out of here right well yeah you go to miami well i started thinking oh my god i've been thinking wrong the whole time 600 units isn't enough i know everybody listening
Starting point is 01:11:45 right now say what do what are you talking about yeah thinking too small they can take it all away from you right it can all be taken away from you like like the middle class in america is not doing good if you look at the middle class but nobody hears about them in the news
Starting point is 01:12:00 what's middle class what's middle class income anybody that makes uh 40 000 to probably 250 000 a year it's massive if you work at facebook in silicon valley you make 250 you can't pay your bills new york there you can new york city hundred ten thousand dollars is poverty is the poverty line that's in new york
Starting point is 01:12:20 it's bananas there yeah but nobody talks about this you never hear the republicans or the democrats talk about they talk about minimum wage right there's only like uh four to six million people on minimum wage in america it's the median wage the guy making 58 000 it lives in la or 70 000 lives in l you can't you
Starting point is 01:12:38 can't live in this town for 70 grand your rent's 1900 yeah car payments 300 plus the insurance it's just impossible and nobody's having that conversation yeah because people i hate by the way that that one of the staples of uh just decency of people having conversations is like don't talk about money or
Starting point is 01:13:03 politics or religion yeah but the politics or religion thing i get that but it's like people don't talk about money if someone's really successful like yourself can we take this picture down yeah yeah yeah yeah people go people people are like someone's really successful they're like that's
Starting point is 01:13:23 cool like don't you know don't bring it up and don't talk to them about it's like you don't want to talk to the person that's actually done really well yeah and bring it up and then a lot of times a successful person just doesn't want to talk about that like we were talking because they don't want to get the hate
Starting point is 01:13:37 they're like okay i'm not going to get the attention so i'm going to close the curtains right and when i was a kid i was because my dad died i was looking for somebody to like be an example like who can be an example because you know so the drug dealer was willing to be an example right you know uh the the kid
Starting point is 01:13:55 down the street that wanted to destroy property he wants to be an example i'm like i just was looking for somebody to be an example yeah i'd have gone for anything yeah and and uh i just wish somebody instagram and facebook obviously went around then because now mayweather could be my example yeah you know yeah
Starting point is 01:14:13 uh just beds of money and hoes and right yeah that's not a good example either so now now you got so many examples now that you don't know what to believe in and and that's an issue as well right because a lot of this instagram success is not really success there's a lot there's a lot of bullshaters a lot of bull i mean
Starting point is 01:14:34 you know there's the there's there's i remember when i first discovered like the fake uh rolex account um so there's people that put them on blast yeah break down and then that exists not just for watches but basically there's people whose whole persona is bullshit you know like they're just they're putting up
Starting point is 01:14:51 photos of things that there's companies that you can go take photos in front of jets yeah it's crazy it's not oh speaking of jets man yeah so for people that don't know here you are a jet owner um last i think it was a year ago you sold your previous jet and you bought uh what is this a g550 or yeah
Starting point is 01:15:13 yeah gulfstream 550 gulfstream 517 yeah and man i love she i mean oh we watched the jet show on tv and well look she's been giving me there's a show called selling jets it's totally manufactured nonsense but but i like to watch it to see what's out there yeah but she's also been kind of a hater on my
Starting point is 01:15:33 desire to get a jet ever had sex in a jet 50 51 thousand feet it is like she's right about that it's crazy he's right about that but also everything lasts longer okay about that i need that now will you tell i mean you have said i've seen interview i've seen clips of you
Starting point is 01:15:51 talking about how even the jet affected your business life oh my god like what was i thinking this whole time like your audience is gonna be like this is disgusting this is great because they are they keep encouraging me to get the jet well you should get one yeah you guys should get matching jets
Starting point is 01:16:09 there you go that would be fantastic so grand put us all right man check it out i can help you out all right check it out so so i'm 45 i guess i was 45 years old maybe even 48 and i had flown three million miles yeah delta united i yet you're three million mile three million because a
Starting point is 01:16:30 million miler gets you the diamonds i was a three million miler and but that's nothing to brag about by the way right like oh i got my upgrade yeah okay i was so miserable every time i went to the airport i hate oh it's the fucking worst the the security and then you have to pay and then and then it's
Starting point is 01:16:51 an illusion it's all an illusion of safety it's not even real mr cardon you got upgraded i'm like oh fuck oh hot nuts yeah love those hot we don't have hot nuts tonight i'm like fuck yeah yeah okay five hours okay i was waiting four hours on both sides just to get out i'm like what am i doing i was
Starting point is 01:17:11 already financially successful but i was still playing like i wouldn't so here's a guy with money and with success and i can't i hate myself i hate i'm traveling hate i'm moving around because again i was still i was still trapped by this middle-class save your money thing save for what what am i saving it
Starting point is 01:17:31 drop dead tomorrow and while i'm saving i'm making myself miserable every day so i'm unhappy i'm not even using money for what it should be used for it's no good if it's not used like this but this is how it's brought up right so my wife said to me who is probably 50 percent of the genius of my life uh she says grant
Starting point is 01:17:51 what why don't you just buy a jet i'm like that's fucking stupid alana like do you know what it caught what do you know what it takes to buy each other i can't even believe you say that like come on god damn it right right she's an actress so i'm i'm kind of like what the fuck you're reading a script right now
Starting point is 01:18:11 you know the stupid man it fucking takes money right yeah i had never researched what it takes i love the way you're talking by the way why because it just feels good i would i like to talk like this to her too i know i feel like this is how real people talk like that's why i was so hostile about it because i'm
Starting point is 01:18:25 like i gotta get the money to buy this jet yeah and then the next thing you know you know the woman always works the way in to the to the brain right yeah and and and i'm like puppeteering yeah i wonder what it takes and i started researching right and we bought a gulf stream 200 which is a really ugly jet
Starting point is 01:18:43 but but i was so happy when i bought that jet i'm sure you were we paid for time i paid for that jet in six months wow it was eight million dollar bigger deals everything got bigger everything got bigger everything got faster i could go i did five cities in one day
Starting point is 01:19:00 in one day i visited five customers in five cities in three states i'm like fuck this is going to be sick yeah we went through that jet in two years or year and a half and then i bought that gulf stream 550 for a tax write off so it was like let's see two into 2017 it was december 13th and my accountant
Starting point is 01:19:25 said we got a big problem this year i mean the business just went vertical with the purchase of the first jet it went crazy we moved to miami i started thinking different i shattered this middle-class idea this millionaire next door worst book that book they should take
Starting point is 01:19:41 that book off every bookshelf and burn them it is fucking trap more people than any book you know save your co don't go to starbucks she'll be rich one day yeah that's a nonsense so fucking stupid buy a used truck never buy a new oh yeah
Starting point is 01:19:55 okay uh gary vaner chuck you know who's the guy that says uh no dav ramsey dav ramsey says you know uh buying a car is nobody should buy a car nobody should take a loan on a car uh dude do you live in la yeah i need a car yeah i probably need one so i started shedding all those ideas i'm like i'm filling all that shit
Starting point is 01:20:14 away december 13th my accountant says and you got a serious issue this is the biggest problem you've ever had right i'm like what what can we do about you owe this much money i said what can we do about nothing i said fuck you did there's always something we live in
Starting point is 01:20:29 america that's right dude this is america okay and and he's like great there's nothing i hung up on him i said guys let's give the money away i could give the money away this is a huge tax bill essentially that you have to pay rich yeah okay yeah um i could give the money way okay okay we could we could we could
Starting point is 01:20:48 buy advertising on the internet let's just dump dump just shit on the internet mm-hmm right uh i could buy a jet and maybe i buy a jet man i called him back i said hey what if i bought a jet well that'd be ridiculous well you'd never take advice from an accountant no they're stupid yeah they're stupid
Starting point is 01:21:09 people they charge you know hundred bucks an hour wait i don't understand your logic though so you buy a jet to pay well well because it said hey dude if i buy this jet oh you can make more money if i buy this jet if i buy this jet can i write off my entire tax bill he's like actually
Starting point is 01:21:24 that would work oh see but he's like but grant it's stupid to do that i said fuck you i hung up stupid it's paying the i r and a motherfucking s right i hate those people yeah right you know the one thing that pulls all americans together is we all hate the iris everyone hates iris everybody like you
Starting point is 01:21:41 want to win people over i hate the iris yeah let's get a chant going yeah and and uh so i called up Gulfstream and i said hey i want to buy a jet from you we don't have anything for two years i said two years dude i got a problem this week i got to do this before the end of the
Starting point is 01:21:57 year i got 13 days left to consummate a deal they said grant we don't we don't we don't keep jets to sell to people we we build them you got an 18 at least 18 months as soon as i can get you a jet is 18 months i said okay hung up the phone i have this
Starting point is 01:22:13 belief that you could always do something about something yeah there's got to always be always so i called my my bookkeeper and i said hey i want you to write a check for this much money and send it to Gulfstream just wire the money she's like i got i said i got there
Starting point is 01:22:28 wiring at the deep the wiring account so why why are the money well how do you know this amount i don't know that this is just send it it was big dude like imagine yeah millions of dollars like like more than millions yeah these jets are 50 million right so yeah so i
Starting point is 01:22:44 said just wire it well grant how do you know they're gonna deliver it just wire it fuck it it's a great story no matter what it's a great story right okay uh i called the guy back i said hey bro i just i just sent you guys a little gift at Gulfstream now the jet i bought that those are
Starting point is 01:23:04 typically reserved reserved for like amazon right in fucking coca-cola like i've gotten heat online for buying that jet they're like who does this shit yeah not a guy not an individual right grant card owns lost his mind and he's about to go bankrupt yeah blah blah so
Starting point is 01:23:20 the guy called rick calls me back and says wow wow that's serious let me see if i can find you a jet sure enough isn't that interesting right away bam isn't that interesting you know it's funny thing man we have one in the back room you know i didn't check the
Starting point is 01:23:37 back we can deliver this to you yeah you know so anyway that that's the story of the jet that's crazy and that thing has been we we but we here here's the what nobody knows i've already outgrown that jet really i need a bigger jet already i love the way you think well can i tell you
Starting point is 01:23:55 about the way you should get at least getting a job he will it's happening but that okay what i love about you is that you're expressing this is a very human need we're talking about this on the way in because we're talking about you in the car and and what we're going to talk about with you and humans always want to
Starting point is 01:24:10 evolve and do the bigger better thing and i think the perception of wealthy people sometimes in this country and the way i was raised is that wealthy people are bad yeah people who want bigger better things are evil greedy oh they're just right never satisfied that's right because if you grew up in the judeo
Starting point is 01:24:27 christian world well not the jews they love money right nadav but but the christians christmas but but but growing up christian so people would take off and spend money that's right but they say the meek shall inherit the earth yeah that's right and you should be giving rich people are bad that's what you're taught and it's a
Starting point is 01:24:45 bullshit it's bullshit why would you want to fucking be poor the whole humility thing you know be yes all these guys like i never want to talk about it you know god has blessed me god's blessed everybody bro yeah the problem is too many people are broke yeah like i know so many churchgoing people that are
Starting point is 01:25:05 broke like i'm like hey broke you you got the humility thing figured out like fucking perfectly right how about go to work yeah okay oh it's sunday yeah but you took two days off this week right you have misread your bible god only took off one day he created everything and took
Starting point is 01:25:22 one day off you don't do shit and take two days a week off and think you're entitled to more than that right you work 40 hours and bitch about it he worked six days without sleeping created the butterflies moon jupiter fucking rivers streams lakes ponds
Starting point is 01:25:43 fucking uh dew drops and shit ice right uh everything everything and then said fuck it i'm gonna take off sunday right right but what what what do people do like so they misunderstand what what people say about that man
Starting point is 01:25:59 well that's saying about the rich the camel the rich man has less likelihood of making it to heaven then then uh then uh then uh something through the eye of a needle they're right yes yes you guys can fix it out okay yeah yeah we'll figure it out but it doesn't say it's impossible right
Starting point is 01:26:17 right right it doesn't say it's impossible it's just less likely man yeah look yeah i know some poor people that ain't going to heaven well that's the thing that that there are shitty poor people too right yeah exactly there are shitty poor people and there i've been one of them yeah
Starting point is 01:26:30 and there are shitty rich people and i'm a better rich person than i am a poor person yeah because you're happier and you're creating jobs for other people and you're you're producing stuff yeah and i hate this idea that rich people are inherently bad and that's this that's what i was fed growing
Starting point is 01:26:45 up and that the meek and the humble are the righteous ones right yeah oh bullshit that joel ostin that motherfucker has got some jets too and you got a bunch of jets you got a bunch of you think you feel bad about that right now he would have a fleet of gold streams right have 25 million followers on
Starting point is 01:27:02 instagram he had 25 oh yeah he he'd be all over instagram store hey look at my sandals and then you see paid partnership yeah yeah he was totally being wait so if you're out growing the 550 yeah yeah what are you gonna get next maybe a bbj really yeah holy shit we did nine countries dude yeah what a
Starting point is 01:27:25 face he's got yeah hey you got such a happy face right i love this shit man yeah yeah i love it yeah but but it's a total transformation and thinking it's a total transformation and thinking you did you transform when you left la yeah you went to miami dude i had three employees when i left when i left seven
Starting point is 01:27:45 years ago now what did your wife like what i call my wife up and i said hey first of all when they started changing the taxes here yeah they went from 10 to 13.3 yeah i said hey we gotta leave now okay so it's time to leave okay i'm not gonna keep taking it in the ass i don't mind it once or twice but yeah
Starting point is 01:28:02 come on yeah i can't make a fucking ritual of this yeah right as long because as long as you sit here and just take it they're just going to keep giving it to you sure i said it won't just be the taxes she's like oh it's not a big deal i said it's a 30 percent increase in our tax bill 30 percent it's not a little
Starting point is 01:28:17 little increase right you guys all took it like it was nothing it was like an extra three inches yeah yeah i can take seven i can't take it it's too much yeah right okay yeah i don't know maybe you understand me now she's never seen ten nine the butt she's never seen wherever you gotta take ten is too much
Starting point is 01:28:39 it's definitely yeah so tom knows so i've seen ten i've seen 12 now so so wait so is she like does she go is she no no she's like whatever you say she knows i'm gonna do the right thing when it comes to that she's all on board we have no clue where we're gonna go we sell the house we put the house on the
Starting point is 01:29:00 market we we uh get it get an offer on the house we sell the house completely different story but we don't we don't know where we're going all i know is i'm going somewhere and and we had two kids at the time and we're just going to drag them around with us so i had a speaking gig in miami one day
Starting point is 01:29:19 we we looked at austin we looked at houston we looked at uh nashville nashville yep we looked at vegas we looked at everything where it was zero yeah zero yeah and uh i was doing a speaking gig i completely looked everywhere where it was zero state income tax so people won't yeah and uh
Starting point is 01:29:39 i had a speaking gig in miami never even considered miami i was driving across the causeway there called the lane and said we're moving to miami this is the place i love it i've been there 15 minutes what did you see what did you love about i love the ocean yeah it's gorge warm she had never been there she's never whatever you
Starting point is 01:29:54 say let's roll wow do the kids love it now everything oh yeah of course well we're traveling most of the time we're not even we're in the plane yeah that's true yeah you know we did nine countries in 34 days Jesus it's awesome wait i want to ask you some little tidbits i've picked up on just
Starting point is 01:30:12 following you yeah and like have you tell me what your thought on it okay okay okay and you mentioned briefly earlier retirement account you think it's is it bullshit completely bullshit don't waste your time with dan painier would say the same actually yeah he would me and dan actually have a lot of
Starting point is 01:30:25 income i push on these guys but absolutely complete bullshit it's for wall street it's like my mama used to tell me when you go to vegas she's like look if they offer you something here just say no to it everything they offer you in vegas is bad for you right why is it bullshit
Starting point is 01:30:45 why because it's not it's i mean here imagine this give me your money i'll take care of it for the next 30 years yeah and i'm going to give you a little tax benefit for leaving it with me it's a it's a so what should people do just keep cash under the mattress no people should should should not save
Starting point is 01:31:10 money at all saving money's a scam that's what dan painier says to me i swear to god he said this i don't know i love dan i'm not me i love both of you i just i like his style okay someone's got to be dan he's not here can we focus on our guests yeah sorry i love you too
Starting point is 01:31:31 can i love both of you all right yeah all right listen anyways grant what should you do with your money well well like saving money in a bank account is ridiculous the only people that benefit is the bank so wait what do you do with the money then you you you use money first thing people should invest in is
Starting point is 01:31:46 themselves like you know best thing is people hear that and they go what does that mean though what do i do with the money go to go to workshops go to seminars go to whatever you're good at whatever you're doing you're an astronaut invest in yourself
Starting point is 01:31:59 if you're an athlete invest in yourself don't spend money on belts yeah and looking good like invest in your craft you're a comedian invest in your craft and that means investing in your skills uh uh uh coach uh whatever whatever podcast yeah whatever needs to get you known right and then and then also in
Starting point is 01:32:21 in your branding and your marketing like people have to know you no matter how good you are if i don't know you it doesn't matter right so you got to get out there yeah how did you how did you guys run into me how do i run into you yeah how'd you find out about instagram good i invested a lot of money making
Starting point is 01:32:34 sure that people see that instagram account right right or energy money and energy right so uh invest in yourself first to become great at whatever you're doing number two start investing in your business if that if you hadn't done that already and the third thing is start investing in things that'll pay you every
Starting point is 01:32:51 month so you buy you buy a flow of income which is like what you're so big on rental properties right now do you have are you completely again and i don't know yeah are you against uh the stock market in general i mean i i don't know i think the stock market is part of part of more of the same program yeah if it
Starting point is 01:33:10 doesn't pay me every month why why would i want to invest but what about like you know stocks that pay dividends yeah they pay every quarter so that's just not enough i want to i want to be paid every month yeah you know and i'm not gonna i'm not gonna personally don't want to invest in companies like most of the
Starting point is 01:33:28 companies today 50 years ago the stock market was a great place to be in my mind today it's like these companies their life their shelf life is so sharp now with technology coming on it's like seven or eight years these companies coming in boom they're disappearing i mean some of the great companies in the world
Starting point is 01:33:43 disappearing today so you're going to have more and more of that now here i've always been really i feel like people and i think it's a lot of speculation going on there like yeah i just don't expect i don't want to lose money i i read Warren Buffett he says look don't lose money number two rule don't lose
Starting point is 01:33:58 money yeah i don't know what i'm doing when it comes to these companies i don't know what's going on behind the scenes i don't know what technology is coming on but this is more that i was about to say is that like for me i another Warren Buffett thing is you only invest in businesses that you understand so he
Starting point is 01:34:13 never he never buys into and if he's like if you explain him the business he's like i don't know what the fuck's going on he doesn't do it so for me i came up in a household where like it's all about wall street right so that to me is normal yeah i've always known of people doing real estate obviously it's
Starting point is 01:34:31 like it's you know it's out there everyone knows that people do that but it's always been to me like a scary kind of thing where i'm like i don't know where to go i don't know what to get i don't know i've always been hesitant to buy an investment property yeah you know do you advise it's so simple though it's so simple like like
Starting point is 01:34:49 i hear what you're saying yeah but uh you know we buy all we buy is things that produce income mm-hmm so i don't buy anything but rental properties people where people live in them like i buy no retail no shop shopping centers i don't buy a bank bank buildings where wells fargo is yeah paying a rent because i
Starting point is 01:35:09 don't think wells fargo but it's gonna have a bunch of banks in the future uh-huh like there's no way that that's like blockbuster and what do you how do you target a like i'm driving through this neighborhood right now oh there's there's 200 units right back about those i wouldn't buy anything in california
Starting point is 01:35:25 because you don't actually own the property here anymore you don't no because the the state can tell you your property taxes too much your income tax is too much and most importantly the tenant you can never get the tenant out here right right they are so you don't own a victor you can't evict anybody if you
Starting point is 01:35:42 can't evict anybody you don't own the property i would never i sold everything i had here you did i would never own anything here i wouldn't own new york new york just passed a bill you can't raise the rent there so a guy two months ago bought a piece of property in new york city this is gonna happen here too
Starting point is 01:35:58 it's already had started to happen yeah he bought he bought a piece of property in new york city says i'm gonna come back in and spend 25 million dollars to fix this and raise the rents nope two months later he already bought it he already closed on it yeah he already told everybody what he's gonna do
Starting point is 01:36:11 they're like you can't raise the rents he's stuck that that piece of property we'll go back to the bank right he will lose the property banks have already called me and said hey get ready yeah so we only buy properties we don't build it's very specific we only buy properties that are 90% occupied or
Starting point is 01:36:29 better that we get a check the next month and we only buy in warm states interesting where there's a tax benefit and positive job growth only warm states yeah so you don't you want buying Boise yeah okay why is that because they're gonna leave Boise sooner or later okay yeah nobody's gonna stay in Boise
Starting point is 01:36:53 we got 58 you got 80 80 million 80 million baby boomers that are gonna get old you're old you don't stay in the cult right and you got millennials that are just gonna go where the jobs are and that's not where the jobs are so you got you got 150 million people for the first time in in in the united
Starting point is 01:37:12 states that will be renters as a choice not because they want to not because they have to but because they want to be mobile right old people older people the baby boomers do not they've already owned a home uh-huh you guys own a home yes well you know it's not a drink right you've already you've already
Starting point is 01:37:32 broken that one you're like okay that that's not everything it was made out to be right do you think it's so i've heard you say is it kind of it's bullshit to buy a terrible investment really why is that because you're stuck in one place you know and and houses actually have only done like one percent
Starting point is 01:37:51 for the last 35 years so one percent a year when adjusted for inflation did you rent how i rent i rent where i live wow yeah and but then you but then you buy these rental properties and those generate your income then what i do is i buy i have all my money i have no money i would never have equity in something
Starting point is 01:38:07 that doesn't produce cash your house doesn't pay you that makes it a bad investment this would blow people's minds though i think like it probably is in the moment that you are a wealthy guy and you rent where you live that hearing that my jet makes me more money than a house will
Starting point is 01:38:25 right because it can get me places right nobody goes to your house to do a deal well you're right and plus the deal with the house is that you're hoping when you read when you sell it that's when you'll recoup or you'll make your profit but that isn't always necessarily the case that
Starting point is 01:38:40 money would be better in your business wow you have more you have more equity you guys have more equity in your house than you do in your the brand your business your expansion right and the who who's really making the money on that the bank the bank is one they make six percent a year you're lucky to make six
Starting point is 01:38:57 percent the whole transaction right so they made six percent when you bought it the seller paid for that that that was passed on to you six percent when you sell it that's twelve percent two two point three percent every year to the state so if you own the house for twenty years
Starting point is 01:39:14 that's forty percent forty four percent okay the bank made five or six percent every year so twenty years times five percent that's a hundred percent so you'd have to make like a hundred and sixty percent to break even for twenty years so you're getting fucked when you buy a house basically and the worst thing is
Starting point is 01:39:31 you were stuck there the whole time when you didn't want to be right you wanted to move somewhere how much equity you got in your house right now uh like half a million sell half sell it right now sell it grab your half a million go rent someplace and pay too much in rent
Starting point is 01:39:47 you guys should do it because because the the wheels are going to fall off this economy and you're not going to be able to sell that house that's another problem the resale yeah good luck five million five million people in america are still underwater from 2010
Starting point is 01:40:01 underwater nobody tells you about that shit but it feels crazy to go i'm going to rent a house dude it's so good to rent really because you don't have to pay for the fucking the water heater breaks you call the lamb you call god hey yeah come over here you deal with it you deal with
Starting point is 01:40:14 i know that was kind of then blend in your doll tells you how it pisses on the grass and burns it yeah you know fuck that's some funny shit right i woke up the other the other morning i was it we're we're an ocean beach in in our miami beach and there was a storm that came through and blew all the furniture
Starting point is 01:40:33 into the swimming pool i went out on my deck saw that i'm like that's some funny shit i know that's listen when we were broke and living in a back house in redondo i would say we always have a wish we buy a house i go no this is the best
Starting point is 01:40:52 some shit breaks down call the fucking landlord not my problem now it's always my problem the kid flushed a fucking car down the toilet that's a $1,500 problem it's now it's my fucking problem yeah i know man i i didn't buy it people think it's so wrong to rent because we're all taught that yeah that's
Starting point is 01:41:08 i'm saying i'm conditioned they say it's you don't own it it's on my now it's the banks i know but then in the idea being in 20 30 years now it's yours so now when you're old you own this thing yeah yeah now when you're old and you don't want to be there and you don't want to live there it's like that damn couch yeah right
Starting point is 01:41:24 it's a couch it's a couch on steroids you're right and who wants the fucking couch nobody wants the couch you got to redo the roof you got to redo the pool there's cracks in the fucking wall i know real estate is a good idea if people believe it real one house is a good idea
Starting point is 01:41:41 what's six thousand of them like yeah because that's what i own i own six thousand little houses mm-hmm there aren't houses there they're their apartments right so that people pay for every month okay there's no there's no limitation on the deduction of the interest like you have it you have an
Starting point is 01:41:59 interest cap you can't write off more than seven hundred fifty thousand dollars worth of debt mm-hmm i can write off there is no limitation i could have seven billion dollars worth of interest and write it all off i love it wait let me ask you this my step dad he's dead now but he made a fortune doing
Starting point is 01:42:18 what you're doing with the rental properties but he would only buy lower income people shit is that what you do or do you rent i don't i don't i don't buy any of the lower incomes okay you do what middle townhomes i don't want to be involved with the government that's what he did he would cut wood
Starting point is 01:42:33 because i would pay that's what he said i'll always pay so i'll go buy the lower okay no i'm buying i'm buying i'm buying properties you guys would live in yeah you'd be like shit i love this place yeah and but what about the up well we'll ask you what's that you know you have management companies and they collect
Starting point is 01:42:49 rent and do all that shit for you so wait you go ahead so your advice though is sell your house rent a place invest in you and invest in rental property all your money all your other money and either buy do it yourself i wouldn't do that if i were you guys because you're right here don't touch anything here
Starting point is 01:43:07 yeah or find somebody that you can partner with this doing kind of what i'm doing in uh in those types of states in places where it's going to be good for the next 10 or 15 or 20 years so would that be like texas texas florida
Starting point is 01:43:22 tennessee uh jarja um anything warm jobs are moving down there is positive migration yep you need people to rent well especially if the economy takes a dump again it will there's more renters then you're definitely not going to be buying houses no they're gonna need rent they're gonna rent yeah no interesting
Starting point is 01:43:42 and so the people out there that go look man all i want to know is it have grant tell me how can i get rich man what what should i do like is is there a i know it's you know i don't know if that's a simple question a complicated question yeah i think i i think i i love that you're asking that question right
Starting point is 01:43:59 but but i think most people are not most people are asking like yeah but is he happy mm-hmm they're trying to you look fucking happy to me yeah you look happy i don't know to me thank well because you guys see it like that but i think your audience is like yeah but yeah guys probably got a
Starting point is 01:44:16 fucking problem you know everybody's got a fucking problem yeah the poor guys got a fucking problem everyone's got a fucking i know but i'm just maybe it'll be rich and have a problem that's what i'm like somebody asked me hey is money make you happy i'm like yeah i was never trying to be happy
Starting point is 01:44:34 happy's never been on my fucking list you guys want to be happy fuck good good good for you yeah happy's just some fucking dumb idea because i'm not interested in being happy i want choices you give me choices i want freedom fuck a happy yeah i want choices give me choices when i don't have choices i'm
Starting point is 01:44:55 never happy i think but it's not human suffering is not having options exactly but that's the uh helps that the big the big thing that people don't understand about wealth is that wealth is actually not about things it's about options about choices yeah that's it's freedom yeah you can do so many more things
Starting point is 01:45:14 because you have the wealth and that's why i don't want the house i don't want dampenia's castle yeah because if you have a castle you have to go back and live in it oh and the upkeep on the damn heating the damn castle yeah but but you know what i'm saying i don't want it like i don't want a vacation house if i have
Starting point is 01:45:30 one vacation house at aspen yeah i'm going to be inclined to go back to aspen i don't want to go to aspen i want to go wherever i want to go yeah and not be oh it makes sense for me to go back there so what was your question oh how do you get rich you gotta make a decision first number one you have to make a decision
Starting point is 01:45:46 dude i want to get rich the better decision was i want to get super rich uh-huh like super rich meaning i can't fuck this up yeah that's what when i was 50 years old i'm like i want to get to where i can't fuck it up and to where they can't take it from me yeah because because they can take it from you
Starting point is 01:46:04 when you have a little bit a couple million dollars yeah there's one car wreck either you you you're hurt or or or you hurt somebody one car wreck can take it all away yeah you know one dumb lawsuit can take everything away you know so i've been audited by the irs four times really okay one every one of them i paid
Starting point is 01:46:26 one fine of twenty five hundred dollars for some bullshit that they that we missed right but they were going after more than twenty five hundred for sure yeah three since we left california one of them all so those those kind of things cost money you don't plan on it you don't budget it you don't get prepared for it so i'd say
Starting point is 01:46:43 hey look let's make a decision to get super rich number two you got to get rid of all this couch thinking right yeah everything that's trapping you to normal you have to undo you gotta find somehow figure out how to unbrainwash yourself save your money look for a good deal buy low sell high it's all bullshit
Starting point is 01:47:11 you know it's not what the wealthy are doing okay the third thing i tell you to study the institutions don't study people study the institutions i don't study people i study i study blackstone yeah i study the big companies what they're doing the google's the amazon's what are they doing okay what are the google boys doing are
Starting point is 01:47:30 they buying houses not buying companies man what does warren do warren doesn't invest in the stock market it's what he says it's good for you to do it warren buffett buys cash flow producing every company's every invested in they all produce cash flow and he takes major positions he doesn't take little
Starting point is 01:47:49 positions no huge he doesn't invest in mutual funds and ETFs he tells you it's good to do it right but what warren tells you to do and what he does is two different things so that's what i do i study what guys are doing or companies are doing you know coca-cola i was in i was in
Starting point is 01:48:07 brazil and i saw coca-cola on the shelf in brazil and i'm like fuck what was i thinking why am i not in brazil coca-cola is on every shelf they're everywhere i gotta get everywhere so those are the three things so you're taking the grant card own brand
Starting point is 01:48:25 everywhere yeah yeah so wait with the three things again well make a decision to get super rich number two is what was number two guys i know i'm like man i'm just listening i know you guys didn't write it down god damn no sorry we'll see you committed they're not trying to get super rich
Starting point is 01:48:47 exactly yeah maybe you guys know maybe maybe the listener they know sell your house no no you have to invest in yourself i think no no no i was getting super rich uh somewhere you gotta strip away all the all the garbage you know yeah that you can't everybody can do it by the way if i can
Starting point is 01:49:04 do it everybody can do it yeah i am proof that everybody can do it i was broke when i was 25 i was in debt i was had a drug problem i couldn't make my rent at 275 a month and i was selling automobiles lost six jobs and was fired from the car dealership six times fuck they kept hiring you i wouldn't
Starting point is 01:49:27 leave i just sell something yeah well and what's interesting about you too grant and and especially this gesture of sending the check to the jet company just see what they're gonna do yeah i had this wonderful boss and mentor and he told me his name is kevin o donnell he said christina sometimes you have to
Starting point is 01:49:44 not be afraid to impose your will on others and i took that negatively back then but it's not it doesn't have to be negative it just has to be in the mindset of like no no no this shit's gonna happen it's just a matter of how yeah how's this gonna happen exactly not how and when not if just just taking ownership
Starting point is 01:50:03 being like it's gonna happen you're gonna impose yourself like so many people are like making excuses for that saying i can't the rules are you know the rules are that's the biggest killer following the rules because you're taught to be a docile student sit in the desk when the bell rings get up and go and now go sit
Starting point is 01:50:20 in this cubicle and you sit here from nine to five and that and that's a lot oh thank you did i earn one yes i'm so excited right but that's the they train you from day one to be a docile body little bit yes training you and and they have the courage to say fuck this why am i working in this cubicle to make
Starting point is 01:50:37 that guy a multi-millionaire and how much am i making but you should be willing to make other people millionaires okay you can't get rich without making other people rich yeah right so you guys that out there like i'm not making them i'm not making other people rich anymore you have to make other people rich you
Starting point is 01:50:51 can't wait because it's a symbiotic you need you want tears of shit yeah yeah yeah thank you for my bracelet i'm very excited you earned that thanks wow don't be a little bitch champions dominate it's true yeah yeah because you're a fucking winner yeah i'm a fucking winner bro yeah yeah i want to be a winner man yeah me
Starting point is 01:51:09 too i think i think i'm a loser i think that that's another thing that you see in like in the uh it's not always articulated but that really successful people are actually really competitive people and that they you know they're like if you had if you were six eight you know two thirty you'd be imposing your will on the
Starting point is 01:51:28 court or you know i mean yeah but like you're in business it's that same competitive drive about business and money yeah my career lasts a lot longer than a buck yeah it does yeah a lot longer a lot longer um into my nineties yeah for sure i got a good 20 left for sure so your advice
Starting point is 01:51:48 to us though i'd like i want your advice keep doing what we're doing oh yeah definitely but look you got to get to that that that money that you got in your home you need to get it get the fuck out of there and you need to reinvest in your brand so everybody knows about you guys yeah not getting you're getting
Starting point is 01:52:03 four million views on your videos yeah you could you can make that happen yeah you just got to pay gotta pay to make sure people see it like if i don't know you guys i can't admire you right and if i don't know you i can't you need to give people the option the option to hate your guts what right and you say that on
Starting point is 01:52:24 your videos is promote promote promote you say that's why i do these videos with the jets blah blah just to get people good the eyeballs you know and you embrace the haters embrace the haters i love the haters yeah i love my haters you know god damn ain't nobody better for me than a hater like if you give me
Starting point is 01:52:41 somebody loves me and somebody hates me i'll take the hater all day long why fucking haters the best how come well because number one they they fuel me they give me something admiration doesn't give me you know they give me challenge they give me opposition they give me like something to bump up against right
Starting point is 01:53:01 they give me obstacles are good they're not bad like yeah the obstacle gives me creativity gives me right like a spark man i agree and i think what's what's lacking in today's weenie culture is the we're not giving kids the opportunity to fail and not everybody's a god damn winner not everybody should be getting
Starting point is 01:53:20 the trophy it's the guy that wins the race or the girl who wins the race that gets the fucking trophy yeah and the weenie culture today is that we're all special we're all fucking snow no we're not yeah and you need to work to be special and good yeah you know no but i like that about you i like what you're
Starting point is 01:53:36 preaching to people because it's old school right i'll tell my kids i'm like dude you guys you know you could do more than what i've done or you can do less than what i've done but like just because you're here don't mean like you're gonna do great shit yeah so what were we saying uh what is wrong with us i don't know
Starting point is 01:53:56 three of us started early man i didn't know you asked me something i did i said i said uh what's your advice to us and you said oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah build your brand promote promote make sure everybody knows who the fuck you are promote and then get haters man get haters and don't block them either
Starting point is 01:54:13 right let them celebrate them let them hate man you're i love you bro yeah i love you but sometimes i just punch them in the face people hate on shit like i did this pull-up video yesterday you got like 300,000 views you never know what people are gonna look at right 300,000 views because i'm doing pull-ups
Starting point is 01:54:29 i saw that back man and people are like oh you're on the juice you're on this i'm like bitch i did 16 fucking pull-ups in that video and 30 before that punk so sometimes i just punch them back and let the audience go at it right like like i don't always ignore it and i never almost never block them right
Starting point is 01:54:50 because it's energy yeah and it's also telling me what people want to see so you thrive off of it man well well it's good for you yeah it's part of it's part of being on this planet it's gravity right yeah and and then yeah promote promote promote and you can't promote too much it's just impossible well that's
Starting point is 01:55:07 how coca-cola is still around exactly because they they spend a lot of money on advertising right to be in brazil and to be yeah sorry so promote promote and what else and then and then just be everywhere like it goes back to our upbringing though don't don't touch your own horn be seen and not heard
Starting point is 01:55:26 it's all our parents taught us it's all bullshit bullshit to be in the middle yeah yeah in the middle don't stand out don't stand out don't be exceptional don't brag why shouldn't i brag i'm bragging deance anders hits me mm-hmm you saw the rapper video i did no i didn't see that one uh it's being a
Starting point is 01:55:45 big truck it's one of these oversized trucks and i'm like hey does the message to all the rappers and the ball players because we were targeting promoting directly to them yeah hey you guys quit wasting your fucking money on watches and bullshit okay yeah i got the paddock i got it but let me
Starting point is 01:56:00 tell you how i got it well the next day man i just started getting hammered with checkmarks from instagram yeah ball players mba and i feel like everybody we wanted rappers yep top of the food chain rappers yeah start hitting me hey man i need me with you
Starting point is 01:56:15 see but see people are afraid of being of sticking out of having their friends talk about and gary vaner check talks about this like you have to not give a fuck yeah yeah or because i don't think it's true that people are ever going to be there right i think people do give a fuck yeah yes i think give a fuck and
Starting point is 01:56:36 understand that you need to push through that anyway push through right that's really the key because that's a hundred percent true trust me gary cares yeah everybody cares on some level everybody cares yeah i do i want everybody like me of course but they won't and to accept that fact that reality that not
Starting point is 01:56:53 everybody will yeah and and then move on despite that yeah and most of time these haters these haters are not really even talking about you or no boo boo they're talking about themselves yeah hundred and a lot of times also the ones that like says like the the wildest he likes you
Starting point is 01:57:09 yes doesn't know how to and they never have a picture on their avatar no i know yeah just anonymous little motherfucker yeah i know i don't even have a picture that's fucking crazy i'm so lazy and most they're not really talking about us though they're talking about what they have it done of course like like the whole jet
Starting point is 01:57:26 thing like card on up you know what why why is he showing off a jet they're just asking themselves why they don't own one right which is back to what i need to do what are you gonna buy what are you gonna buy show up your gold chain first of all i got him the gold chain for his 40th well okay but so first of all you're 40 yeah
Starting point is 01:57:44 just look awesome thanks really yeah um he looks 50 at least wow he's always looked older but i like that he's so so i was thinking that like you know i got to start i mean i'm not going to go to a g5 50 man i'm not grand card own but i'm saying like to start maybe like a citation latitude or something yeah and where
Starting point is 01:58:03 what's your mission gonna be it's called a mission it's a mission my mission is you know the mission is the flight oh how long is the flight how long is the flight i need to be able to do cross country man yeah okay so you need like a you need at least a hawker 800 okay yeah probably and look it doesn't have to be
Starting point is 01:58:18 dude but you could buy like a little golf stream you could buy a little golf stream four for probably three or four million bucks okay all right that's what you believe in owning the jet no oh shit it depends on how much you're gonna use it i mean i've doing 200 plus shows this year so i did i'm doing a lot of
Starting point is 01:58:34 shows yeah yeah so i mean there's a lot of flights well yeah those most of those trips are gonna be across country no no no bang bang bang exactly yeah and then the nice thing is that last show ends bam home i like that i like that i like that sex on the way home that's what i'm talking about with fucking girls with the
Starting point is 01:58:52 kids i know but there's other girls there's chicks on the road well he looks very obvious you know what internet cost on a jet yes how much hundred thousand dollars well that's to put it on yeah that's not that's not that's not the Wi-Fi charge well how much is the Wi-Fi charge i do like probably 20 grand a month
Starting point is 01:59:10 really whether you use it or not crazy it's all right that's why you just do the net jet thing i'll get like a okay like a charter kind of yeah i mean you know i couldn't do that because i'm too cheap what do you mean because i can't write a check every time i want to fly someplace if i did that i'd be like
Starting point is 01:59:27 i'm a fly american oh two grand a fly american is 50 000 a fly to fly to new york you know same trip you know i'm like i can't do it so i bought the jet so i didn't have to make a decision i got you it's sitting out there burbank right now screaming at me come on man let's go
Starting point is 01:59:45 let's go yeah i'm going down in value today use me before i'm zero got you so i'm just too cheap to write a check every time to make decisions over and over again right so i just did it one time got it over with that makes sense to me though you know like if i went to jail i'd be like get it over with guys yeah
Starting point is 02:00:01 let's let's get this out of the way okay i'm gonna get on all fours let's get going let's get it over yeah yeah whatever i got today christy you know i love it so whoa the chain on what do you think well that's a lot of change do you invest in jewelry you know i know i've got nice protect philip oh you know what that is for sure
Starting point is 02:00:19 it does of course but you see i only bought this watch out of passive income i only buy luxury shit yeah stupid shit out of money i didn't have to work for right i like that that looks good on you thanks now okay so you're looking you're looking great you know what i mean um no this is a
Starting point is 02:00:41 gangster right yeah i'll get you your boy back on screen and hold on i got i got one for you who else you got anyone ever said fuck you damn pain yeah i'm walking out the door no i've thrown a couple out but nobody's ever said that no i take that back one uh one uh romanian walked out the door because he said i was
Starting point is 02:01:00 making fun of him calling them a gypsy aroma but then when we came back in the afternoon he was sitting in the library and i thought i thought i thought you left yeah no no no you were right i'll be the first if i walk yeah if you walk like you'll be the i like plenty of cunts here but you may be the first cunt to
Starting point is 02:01:18 walk out we like all the language but you know these and i referenced this earlier like i spent from the age of probably 32 to 45 just doing stages and i felt like such a fraud really i was doing stages so much i wasn't doing my business so i was giving people business advice
Starting point is 02:01:41 right but wasn't building my own business and i felt like a fraud the last five or six years of it i was just like dude you're just a damn that's what i have a problem with these guys that are spending so much time on stages and and i'm not really building businesses right they're inspiring other people but
Starting point is 02:01:59 not necessarily walk around your business yeah i got two employees well that's not a business you know so now i've corrected all that so that now i go speak when i want to and you know and that's good but every what we're doing is running a company and have other people doing well as a
Starting point is 02:02:20 result of it like you guys have people here you're paying right yeah you know it's a big responsibility it's a huge responsibility yeah yeah yeah we get free lunch and stuff yeah one other thing because we didn't bring it up i just voluntarily i've seen it card on capital yeah so people can actually i think
Starting point is 02:02:38 invest yeah and let you let the money that they invest with you do the investment into properties right card on capital we put my wife and one of my one of my top guys at our company said hey you need to open this up to other people so we had let my brother my sister mother-in-law handful of cut really good
Starting point is 02:02:58 customers and friends wealthy friends invest with me and they kept saying grant you need to open this up to the public guys like you what when i'm talking to you guys and say don't invest here yeah you're you're doing 200 gigs around the how are you going to buy real estate
Starting point is 02:03:13 in savannah georgia when you're out doing comedy yeah so we open card on capital we've raised 220 million dollars in 20 months 10 million 10 million a month that's crazy use an instagram and facebook and then that capital that capital now buys well what i do is i buy the real estate
Starting point is 02:03:35 with my money right so i'm not using your money to buy the real estate i buy it and then i open the fund up and say hey i bought this we're already cash flowing i love this property we think it's going to do x we think your return will be probably two x on the way out so if you give me a million dollars you go next
Starting point is 02:03:52 time you see that money it's probably going to be two million dollars and it's going to pay you 120 grand a year or six percent while you wait and then it's going to double does yeah does it does an investment get you a monthly check gets you a check every month that's not every quarter right because i hate the every
Starting point is 02:04:09 quarter thing yeah i think you should be paid every month makes you feel good to yeah i'm sure and uh you don't have to do any of the work you don't have to do the management you don't have to find the deals you don't buy the deals i buy the deals i fund the deals i sign on the debt not you and then you come in at the same
Starting point is 02:04:27 cost basis i went in at and then we start distributing checks every month if i distribute myself a check you get a check and then at the but you don't you don't get the you don't get to decide when we sell it right so i could either do the deal with blackstone or i could do it with my instagram fans yeah that's so like
Starting point is 02:04:45 you know what i think these people are nicer yeah yeah i'd rather do business with you guys than do business with well shit i want to get some card on capital man it's best deal in the world bro yeah because and you get all the write-offs same write-offs i get you get you hear
Starting point is 02:05:02 that guys what do they need to to get in card on capital dot com card on capital dot com you hear that in a job it's not accredited five grand minimum uh accredited you guys would be accredited is a minimum of a hundred so we penalize the wealthy people i got you if you got a gold chain you got to put it
Starting point is 02:05:17 on we take change we take bitcoin we take almost anything i mean i'm in man i'll do it all right i'm gonna do it get that jet man um any uh for people uh to follow you they follow it tell tell us give us the full where but it's all but i'm saying
Starting point is 02:05:34 it's all it's all grand card on it's grand card book i know there's been books before eight books eight books uh there's 13 best-selling business programs card on universities our online platforms 50 million people on it and you're doing also live events you're on stage yeah we do i we do we're doing a live event
Starting point is 02:05:51 vagus where's that gonna be stupid the talent's gonna be fucking ridiculous so what happens at the event because it like so well we did 35 000 people i we walked into marlin stadium uh and i
Starting point is 02:06:04 asked the the guy the guy showing us places and how much the most number of people have ever been here 27 000 people i said who who was it your buddy joel ostin i said joel put 27 000 he's like yeah i said i'll take it i'll take the place i said get it ready for at least fucking that many
Starting point is 02:06:24 it's 7 000 this is the competitive thing yeah so fuck joel yeah fuck joel ostin coming to my town yeah and filling this place up yeah we put 34 000 people in there for three days superbowl weekend shit he's like what weekend you want to do grant what what's your date i said superbowl weekend he's like why'd you
Starting point is 02:06:43 pick that weekend let's say because i know you're available yeah he's like grant nobody does superbowl weekend i said well fuck you joel don't i do joel and jesus can't fill this place with superbowl weekend but grant mother fucking caught on so wait but the an event when you're saying
Starting point is 02:07:01 there's so 34 000 people but 34 000 showed up on superbowl weekend but does that mean though that like like music i kick it off saturday sunday i flew into the stadium i dropped in on it yeah again yeah okay that was my opening act okay and then we had uh we just do business all weekend
Starting point is 02:07:23 business ideas business so that's what you're doing up there you're talking three days about how to expand your business how to 10x your business it's called the 10x conference yeah 54 countries were represented there wow snoop dog showed up we didn't even announce snoop dog
Starting point is 02:07:38 okay snoop dog was never in any of the commercials snoop snoop comes on stage he's like hey he's all fucked up i mean yeah scorched we drive him up on it in a cullinan a Rolls Royce cullinan he's in the backseat i got a little smoke machine going yeah
Starting point is 02:07:53 he's like oh my god so he pops out of the car he i had to kick the car door open for him because he couldn't fucking find the door he's so fucked okay he's like hey man don't play any don't do any pyros man the pyros scare me okay i'm like you fucking you torch up seven times a day i know you're worried about
Starting point is 02:08:11 fire right so we get off stage he's like hey dude who are you man so what do you mean he's like who are you man how you put 35 000 people in a stadium for three days on superbowl weekend it's the best part is that he showed up and he was like who are you yeah after the event right right but he
Starting point is 02:08:30 already had his back yeah right he got the bags yeah anyway that's what the event is so we we we it's more like a business conference at a concert but i'm gonna go through real quick before we let you go the 10 time expansion for this business we should get we should get you though we should
Starting point is 02:08:44 get you to be like a mc an mc i'll be awesome i would mc your event anytime man yeah but i want to so i'm gonna do this we're gonna sell our house yeah yeah we're gonna start investing in the promotion of this show yeah comedy stuff more yeah i'm getting a jet yeah yeah and um she's gonna she's gonna have
Starting point is 02:09:06 sex with you on the jet f on the plane that's that's flight one that's flight 001 and uh couch it's ours though we can do whatever we want let me say it's called a devan it's called a devan a devan okay and and they're expensive to stay are everything's everything's like 15 x but how do we get the pilot
Starting point is 02:09:34 they can we can seal him off so we can't bring it back with you yeah autopilot so let's fucking dream it come on man let's do it let's double stuff is your one double stuff i've never heard that one jesus christ airtight oh that's good that's good unbelievable
Starting point is 02:09:54 go stream video savagery i gotta talk to your wife i bet she's a real savage too she's amazing yeah she's amazing she's got to be with you yeah dude we really appreciate you coming here man thank you audience is gonna love this yeah good check out grand card on follow him if you don't already and um
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