Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - 532-Best Mom-ents Of 2019-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Episode Date: January 2, 2020

NAPPY JEW HAIR! In this special end of year episode of YMH, the main mommies look back at some of their favorite moments from 2019. These include moments with Brendon Urie, Too Short, Danny Brown, Brian Redban, and more! They wrap the show up with five of our favorite fan-made songs from the year. Also the Muh-Sheen shirt from Tom's dance video is available now! Get it in sizes up to 5XL! Did YOUR favorite moments from 2019 make the cut? Would you have ranked these differently? Let us know in the comment section below!

Ka-Pow! Happy New Year! Nappy-Jew hairs! And it's finally here! That's for you. Twente. Can you believe it? It's exciting. We had so much fun.

We went to Hawaii, we did our shows. Ma-ay! Yeah, what did you like best about maka-laka-mak-tik-tok-tok-tok-tik-tok? Mahalo! I like the pork and the hula girls. That's fun. Yeah, it's fun. Nice and relaxed.

Nice and relaxed. It's really fun to start off 2020 by recapping 2019. Yes. We had an epic year here inside Studio Gene, and we actually, the guys here went through, and we came up with a top 10, top 10 moments of 2019 in Studio Gene here on your mom's house. And today, we're going to walk you through it.

I can't wait. So many epic moments. Well, so many moments to go through for 2019. It was hard to narrow it down to just 10. Yeah. Because we worked tirelessly to come up with this. It's hard to figure it out, but these are some of them. These are winning clips here in the, I don't know,

you can guess along the way. Maybe you have your own top 10, but this was unanimous here in the studio of the top 10. Also, by the way, if you want to start off your new year with something, really choice. The music video that I did, you know, the stabbing Bert one. We got the machine shirt in the store. I got asked for it so much, and we decided

to make really big sizes in it, too, because it's appropriate. So just so you know, you can get a 5x if you want. That's in the store. 5x. That's a rare. We did. We made them. They're right now.

They're at merchmethod.com slash Tom's Cigarette. So if you want the ma machine shirt, you can get it there. Yeah. And also, Dr. Drew's interview with RPC was released for Christmas Day. Christmas for you guys. Amazing. Amazing.

Paul Brazil produced it and shot it and cut it together. Fantastic job. And Dr. Drew with RPC in his apartment. In his home here now. $23.95. Wagner houses, the apartment 2C, between 124th and 1st Avenue. I can't believe he talked to me sat in the same space as Robert Paul Champagne.

It was nuts. Right there. Except Drew was all clothed like a fucking square. Nerd alert. Yeah. Well, RPC does. But why don't we get into this? Because I think it's really cool if you're

a fan of the show to recap at the end of the year the best moments. And this is a pretty cool list. So let's start with number 10. That would be your mom's house episode 481. That's the episode that this comes from. That is our first episode in this space. This was a huge endeavor for us to find the space

and to get it ready. And of course, so much happened once we got here. But this is just moment number 10 because, well, it sets us up for what becomes our new home and what becomes the new kind of the game plan for this studio, which is to start producing more content. It all started. And basically, that all started when we got in here

and decided we're going to not just do our show in this space. We're going to produce other shows. Dr. Drew, Sickler's show. You eventually come up with doing where my mom's at. Two bears, one cave. Tom's got an Espanol. They're all from here. But it started with a set that, in the beginning,

McDonald's had approached us and asked if we wanted $2.3 million. To do this. And so we did. Well, this will give you some insight into what happened here. Jane? I can't believe it's actually here. I can't believe it's finally happening.

It's hot by the. Maybe you can see behind us. We are in studio jeans. We're proud of ourselves. Proud of ourselves. You look, we discussed the motif. It is Steakhouse meets the People's Court. We want it to be official.

Yeah, that is true. It's Masterpiece Theater, Steakhouse, and the People's Court. This is a long time coming. I mean, the dream of it is longer. The reality of it is you were super pregnant. I went out and started looking at spaces in around June. So that's six months ago. And then found this place.

I think I want to say I didn't sign a lease until. I think it was September, October. What are you going to lease in a key? Yeah, I got a lease in a key in September, October. And then what happened next? Oh, I had a guy who was going to do everything. Build the sets, do the tech, do everything. And the day after I signed the lease.

So like now I'm committed and I walk. He was like, yeah, it's not really going to work out for me. And I was like, what? Totally screwed us. I remember I was very pregnant, floating around in our pool, trying to keep cool in the middle of summer. And you're like, this guy just pulled out. And you know, who really helped, who really helped?

The first guy I called was Ethan Klein. That's right. You know, Ethan Hilo from age three. And I was like, because I know he knows a lot about production and sets. And I was like, dude, can you and he hooked it up. Yeah, he put me in touch with TJ Moore, who built this set. And then Nadav, our very own bird.

Blue behind in the nest. Yeah, he became very involved. And then we got, you know, a technical aspect going, potter help with a lot of production stuff. And then we hired Mel and this great lighting crew. And then I don't know, it all came together. And then after all this was set up, we were like, oh, it's not soundproofed enough in here.

So then we had to hire top tier soundproofers, which we are actually halfway through it. So I don't even know how this I hope this sounds good to you guys. It'll sound even better next week when they're completed with it. But it's it's been a whole deal. Well, I will say, I mean, look, we used to film the show next to our son's bedroom when he was sleeping as a baby. So we've done the show in many different locations above Pilates studios.

This is number six. Yeah, I think the thing, this is still pretty good. No, this is still great. It's still great. But, you know, but I would like to point out some old school features just so some of you I know don't like change. My therapist tells me I'm not good with change. There's a lot of stuff from the old studio. If you'll notice, we have our dog mask or mascot.

Gigi Allen is here. I got Webster behind me. City Connection, FIFO with all the dog tits. Yeah. Of course, Blue Band, my one of my favorites, fans submitted things of the Virgin Mary bottles of water, bottles of water, toilets, all the stuff you know and love. And behind me, right? The dog. Yeah. Yeah.

Pop play, the terrifying pop play. Who's your owner? But last time I came out as Pauly. Yeah. And I'm proud to say I'm bisexual. Great. But also, I'm so excited. And I'm ready for this big announcement. Cat eating kibble. What other sounds?

Chips in a bowl. Yeah. Big announcement. We're building up. Ready to do it? I'm ready. Go for it. Guys, after many years of talk, I'm proud to announce, behold, the fart mic. It's here. It's finally here. Wow.

We've been talking about this for so long. We really have been. And I have to say, so many wasted farts. But I want to thank Blue Band and Josh Ponder for making this fart mic possible. I don't think this audience understands the level of importance she put on this for today. Because I was more worried about, you know, these monitors working

and sound drops and, you know, those types of those boring technical problems. And Christina was like, if this fucking fart mic isn't here, why did we even build the studio? I agree, because I know how important the fart mic is to our listeners. I feel like they've been demanding it for years. And if we're going to spend all this money and time building a studio, this, to me, is the most important thing. Now, we should also point out that, yes, right now,

it just looks like an extra mic laying around. We're going to dress it up, OK? It's going to have its own arm. It's going to have a label. It's own place. People are going to know for today, for episode one, it's merely a mic, but this will soon have the appearance of a special of royalty. Basically, this is really going to be something else.

And hopefully we will on its on the arm will be able to pass it over to guests and share it with one another. So now I was a little upset because we usually we don't record the show this early, usually, but we woke up this morning and Tom had such great farts at home. I had really I took a disgusting shit last night. Really? Yeah, I had a well, I had an omelette for dinner. And then I watched the national championship game. And Bart and Airy came over.

So last year, we went to it this time they came over the house. I don't drink normally. I'm boozing it up because I got this booze bag friend over and you know what I mean? So for every one drink, there's four. He was like pouring scotch to the rim of a glass. I was like, what are you doing, man? Like like a touch. Yeah. So anyways, that's sitting in my stomach.

And I had to take a dump at like midnight. Really? Where did you shit in our master and in our bedroom or downstairs? Downstairs. Oh, wow. Bold. I know. And then I got up this morning. Well, you woke me up to be fair with the fart. And then yeah, I had a few. And then I was like, this is not going to be.

But it upset me that we didn't have the fart mic at home. Oh, it upset me that we waited so late to do this show. We should have been doing this show at 6 30 in the morning. Right. You know, I'm sorry, guys, that's the new call time. We're going to wake up. That's when farts happen. So well, that's just you throwing money out the window. It's true. That could have been on fart.

It's very true. So the good news is we had a lot of bean dip while you're watching the game. I'm hoping that there's still some farts in me from last night. We stopped at Starbucks. So let's hope that all that is going to create. But I want to make a point here. Sure. Go ahead. This is a an amazing studio.

This is, you know, we're going to do, by the way, a behind the scenes tour of everything, right? And then we'll we'll show everybody all the ins and outs, like to what level everything was built out. This is better audio. It's better video. It's all that stuff. But it's still your mom's house.

We're also not just excited that you're here to show you stuff, but we're also so excited to announce that you are going to be doing an additional. You only, you know, you don't work hard enough. So we have thrown your way. Yes, you're going to be doing a podcast out of here. Yes. On our second set that we have here. Let's be fair, we should be even be calling it a podcast. It's a YouTube, which is a full on extra all this stuff you have here.

It's going to be deployed for that. Let's call it a pod for sure. Sure. A show. It's a show. It's a show. It's a show that we're here's the cool thing. We we respected that when you first came on, it was just like, hey, would you come on? And it was well, I was fans of both of you guys. Well, that's very nice.

And I kind of knew what your mom's house was. I did not know what I was going to be subjected to, nor did I know what a sadist your wife is. So enjoy my discomfort or that the audience would really enjoy your discomfort. Well, it's your audience. So I think, but not only the discomfort, I think we enjoy having a professional opinion on what's going on. Well, to be fair, not just the clips, but I was I was reflecting today

when I was thinking about coming over and how joyous I was. And we're and sort of I want to congratulate you guys. Excited for you. Yeah. And I thought, yeah, the opening volley with these guys was does fart push stool out or not? This is why we have you on the show. And I thought, wow, so here we are. Here we are.

We're coming full circle. Did you ever think that your medical degree? Oh, I've been to radio a long time and sort of nothing surprises me. However, that moment stayed with me. Oh, farce, push the shit out of the shit. Push the farce. That was that was the big thing. That's right.

And then we played for you a tons of funny clips, funny. Yeah, you know, so funny. That was funny, right? The guy that was a snake bite, biting it. I didn't get to see that. No, no, that was just audio. OK, I got a bad bite. Yeah, he's just he's funny. People's misery is funny, right?

It's that that what I'm supposed to do. It is. And that's why we're here. And so I'm seriously reflecting on all this this morning. And the other thing, the other thing that is aside from your glee at my discomfort, yeah, the other thing was Tom's genuine joy at people's misery. He was like, yes, yes, yes, this is joyous. And it was that that likes a layer of discomfort on me

that I almost couldn't tolerate. So that's where the discomfort really goes over the top. Yeah, you came back. You come back. Yeah, I came back. I've made maintained friendships and and not only that, I'm going to be a part of this this ship. Yeah, pirate ship. Well, that's so exciting.

So here's the thing I wanted to like in summary is that you came on. You didn't know what to expect. The audience so loved having your voice in this world. And then that's what led to the idea of like, what if you did a show here where it it's a little mix up of like, you know, speaking of things that you want to talk about on your own lane, yeah, commenting on clips from the show, which seems to be like a really fun thing to happen. Yes.

And then talking to some people, too. Hopefully comedians. Yes. Deconstructing them after dark, dude. I love it. Dr. Drew after dark. That's what it's going to be. And it implies all the fun you're talking about sex, drugs and rock and roll. Yes. And crazy comedians. And I want you to psychoanalyze all the comics.

I'll do the best I can. I want to if you watch Dr. Drew, so fascinated by that. Yes, I love it. Is it your own stuff that you're fascinating and your husband now? And everybody, everybody. I'm fascinated by human beings. And I just thought about how it is my voice in this world. What you said, Tom, in this world, in this world, in this world, yeah.

And it is it is an alternative universe over here. Ryan, AKA Sickle Cells. Sickle Cells, everybody. Hey, welcome. Welcome. Look, I'm very excited to be here at day one. Yeah. Of your mom's house studio. Yes, it's studio jeans. Is studio. Oh, is studio jeans inside studio jeans?

Oh, I'm inside studio jeans at your mom's house. Yeah, I just got to learn the lingo. Yeah, that's got to learn the lingo. Studio jeans at your mom's. So at least you see now, you know, the the origin of the space and what went into it and how we were left. I was left out to drown to dry by this fucking guy. I know. He abandoned me.

Oh, dude, the day like he went. He helped me find spaces. He drew a layout of what this would be. He walked me through all of it. Like he was like, I'll do it all. And then like the day after I signed the lease, he hands me a piece of paper with all his demands like to work on it. And like it was, you know, a percentage of everything,

multiple reads for what he's got going on. Yeah, I don't think we went into this. Oh, yeah, we can say now, but the demands were outrageous. And he was like, what's the big deal? I was like, what are you talking about? It was crazy. And it was like, yeah, he gave it to you the day before stuff had to be done, essentially. I was like, I just signed the lease yesterday.

And like now you're springing this on me. He's like, yeah. And then I was like, well, how about I hire you? He's like, no, I don't want to get hired. This is what I want you to do, just these 20 things. And it's kind of a dick move. Oh, it was real dick move. He sent me an email a few months ago. And what did I always feel real bad that I feel like I left you.

You did. Yeah, you did. You know, just it's not who I am. Like, well, it is who you are because you did it. Yeah, you're dick. That's how that works. Well, I do like if he was showing he was looking at spaces with you and you guys were discussing, dude, you should have made the demands before looking at spaces and offering to help. Don't you think like in the beginning you enter into a contract with somebody?

It was it was a real it was a real life lesson. But it was. But thanks to Ethan and Ila. They really they came through, they really came through. They really helped out a lot. That's what we mentioned there, of course. But as you can tell, this is my shout out to my homegirl, Ila always. Fresh, Teddy, fresh. Yep. Very fresh, man.

It was funny to see that original set and how different it is different as now because then Morton's took over and we got the couple grand from them and we changed it even again. It's changed the set evolved into what this evolved. But we were so lit that like literally just so bright. It was so bright. And McDonald's. I'm kind of glad that, you know, it kind of went that way with McDonald's. Well, then they came crawling back later when I did the more on that stuff

in San Francisco, more on that. Let's go to this number nine moment of the year. This is when we had our special needs steps. The original producer of your mom's right. Our good friend, Brian Redban. He came here on your mom's episode for 84. And no surprise that he was going to tell us some some foul shit. But yeah, it is the most revolting thing that I've ever heard.

He actually made me almost it to the point where I couldn't listen anymore. It's it's the most it is disgusting thing I've ever heard. And we hope you enjoy it. Here's the clip. Redban, really, he put it out. He had he was he's got a prolific dating history. There's a lot of girls that were like like like special girls. Poor girls. Are you doing some porn girls? Yeah.

How what was that like for you? Porn girls. Uh, well, they were lesbian porn girls. So it was a little bit better. Oh, no. How's that? Because it is they're not getting drilled by guys. Yeah, exactly. And it was kind of hot, you know.

So you were turned on by it. Yeah. Now, but but did you? Because the whole thing about like it when you really get into that world is you you kind of discover that like this is their job. So did it feel like it was robotic that they're like, I shot a scene with this girl today. Yeah, it was a hundred percent like that. So you wasn't like this. Oh, my God, that's so hot

because it's like a show they put on. Yeah. I mean, there was nothing sex like you think you have in your head like porn stars like this and that. And then when you actually see what they do, you're like, wow, this is really bullshit and fake. You know, like like they like they barely ever come or like but they act like they're coming and shit like that. I mean, and it wasn't that bad.

Like I I thought it would be really jealous and crazy about it, but it wasn't as bad as I thought. The only time I ever got jealous is when like she's like, well, I have a photo shoot with this dude on top of a building. I'm like, who's this guy? You know, that kind of stuff. Well, what was why would the guy be there if she's doing? Lesbian, he would be the photographer. Oh, you know, because those guys are always trying to fuck the girl.

Oh, of course. And so that's the only part that I hated about the whole thing. Yeah. But now it's pretty cool. I mean, I ended up dating a couple of them and then I dated a boy girl porn star and that that was hard. That you mean and so we tell us about that. How does that go? Well, I'll tell you one of the worst things that ever happened.

OK, yeah. So she was known for getting drilled, like bad. And like to vaginal and anal. Yeah. Well, this is an anal day. Well, let me ask you this. Before you even get to the story, would you would there be like, is it the kind of thing where like Sunday, you know that she's working Tuesday and Thursday that week? You know, I mean, like, was there build up to things?

Would you know tomorrow? She worked every day, every day. This girl, I don't want to say who she is anymore, but this girl was one of the top girls and she was working multiple movies every single day. God, she's still doing it. No, no, she's out of it now. That's why I don't want to talk about it.

But that's but she was known for getting drilled. She was known as one of the more extreme girls. Like, yeah, kind of like an Asa Akira, you know, type girl. OK. So she had an anal day and usually, do you know this the day before? Is that how it works? No, I think I knew this that day. Like, like, I was like, what happened tonight? I got fucking the house by two guys in the house.

I'm like, really? Right. But I was so dead inside that, like, in this relationship, like, I don't even know how I did this. But and usually she would come home and like shower. She had like a thing in her shower that actually just cleaned her asshole out and like kind of like a douche stick.

I don't even know what it was called. It was just connected to the shower. It was weird. And she got off and she's like, she's like, I'm going to pick me up. I got a cool party we're going to go to. And so we went to Slash's house of Guns and Roses and because she was friends with his wife at the time before they got divorced. OK. And Slash's house is this huge mansion.

Half of it is just a nightclub. It's just like being in the nightclub. They have full bouncers, carpenters, DJs. He's like 60 by now. Yeah. Yeah, it was it was ridiculous. And we decided to do Molly. She had never done like ecstasy before. You know, so she's like, let's do ecstasy and go to this party.

And let's see what happens with all these rock stars. Right. Right. Yeah, I know. So so we we do ecstasy. She's never done it before. She is gone. She's just like, I want to fuck so bad. I'm so horny. And I'm like, let's go outside.

We go outside and there's a sign like do not go past this gate. You know, the party wasn't you're not allowed going up this. Yeah. So we go past the gate and it's his pool area. And there's this big bush by the pool and we go in the bush to hide. And I just start eating her ass out. And I forgot about the the what she did that day before. Right. And she and I'm eating her butt. And she's like, oh, my God, I can't feel my butt.

And I was like, I can't feel my mouth. And she accidentally fucking farts a shit into my mouth. And I go and I taste it like, you know, like how you like it man. I mean, it's in my mouth at this point. And I'm like, I don't want her to know that she did this. So I blew it back into her butt. And then I start wiping my face off on her butt.

And I remember her. She just had smears all over her butt. She couldn't feel that I blew it back in there. And then I drank pool water because it was so disgusting. I'm traumatized. All right. Well, thanks for stopping by. God, God, man.

I need a minute. Yeah. Oh, Jesus. Jesus. Just when you think the show can't get any crazy. You thought Uncle Terry was bad. Yeah, I thought you guys thought it. I didn't think the bar could go that high. You thought we would like the story of the woman

I thought you like this kind of shit into your mouth. And then you pushed it back into her asshole. Yeah. Was there. Was there letting you realize your shirt? What's it say? Me like poop fart. Hey, was there a CUM on the poo?

What? Oh, I couldn't see because it was so dark. But I did. Do you taste it? That was the weird thing. Oh, my I'm going to fucking feel familiar. Like, how do I know it? Like, maybe I had a bad wife and I itched my nose at one point or in my lip and I tasted before. Like, I remember I was like, this is a familiar taste.

And what did Brown taste like? God damn it. That might have been the most perfect drop ever at this moment. I can't remember what it was. What does Brown taste like? You never told her the rest. You never told us. I never told her this story and she put her what she had to know

something happened. I know who it is because I had to know what something happened because she put on her clothes and her butt had like, I mean, I wiped my like this shit, you know, but I did fuck her. And then, you know, I then put it after that. Oh, that at that moment. At that moment, I grabbed some pool water, switched my mouth out and started fucking her.

And then in her butt. No, no, God, you are a savage. Yeah, I was on Molly, man. I had no idea what I was doing. So you forgot about drugs. Yeah. And then you guys went back to the party. Yeah.

And she had shit all smeared all over her. Yeah. Not on the outside of her pants. I don't think I didn't really check. I just remember when she put it up, I was like, wow, that's a lot of shit. I think Morton's might pull out a sponsor. After this one, they're going to be like, wait, what's your show about? Oh my God.

Zip recruiter. I'm like, I'm wiped from that. Oh, that makes me miss red band so much watching him. Don't you love him? I mean, I love red bands. I love blue band, but red band, you know what I love about red band is that he really shares a sensibility of humor with us. Yeah.

And I don't know. I always love him. Here's the thing. He's more juvenile. Yeah. So what happens is I end up feeling highbrow when I'm around him. Yeah. Like I feel like I'm joking about classic literature.

Yeah. If I if I spend five minutes with red band. That's so true. He's such a fucking toddler kid. He put he really embraces that about himself. He does. Yeah, it makes me more comfortable. And it's great.

I love I love him. OK, number eight, number eight. This is from episode 513. This is one our very own Josh Potter decided to become a sex worker. He introduces us to the fact that he was contacted by the people at Cameo, which is, of course, where people reach out or can communicate, make requests to celebrities for shout outs, happy birthday messages. But Josh decided to spin it a different way and do something that

really nobody had been doing. And he did. He ended up doing very well. Really lucrative. Yeah, well, yeah. But also, I think giving people their money's worth, I think better than just a cursory. Depends.

Happy birthday, Rick. Yeah, it depends what you like. I know I found it revolting. Why don't you take a look and see what if you can stomach this clip? Oh, what's what's really a thing here is that we're all talking about TikTok, but our own Josh Potter is on Cameo. He just joined. It's so bizarre.

Um, do you know about this? I kind of saw a little bit he did on an Uber on Uber on Instagram. He did. He did. He did an Uber. Hey, yo, hey, yo, take your uvahs and I'll be safe out there. We are here. We are about it.

We are about it. That is so what gave you the, um, the inspiration to join Cameo? Well, I, uh, I was approached by the folks at camp. Oh, I was. Yeah, they sent you a message. Yeah, they sent me a message and I said, well, there's something to be had here. As a, uh, panty aggregator and a, uh, foot consultant. I thought, why not dip my toe, so to speak, into the pool and become a sex worker myself?

I have, I've become a sex worker now. So yeah, it's going great. What are you talking about? I'm one a sex worker to a comedian, three a podcast producer. What, what do you mean by sex? Well, look, for right now on the screen, we have, first of all, what made you choose your price point? $20 is a deal.

That is a deal. Well, they start you at 15 as the floor and I thought, you know, I'm a little better than that, but I also want to keep things affordable for people out there because I respect, uh, a hard day's work, you know? And so I thought I'd keep it, you know, kind of light. And if you want to tip, because you can tip on there, if you want to get into some private sort of things, we can do that. I'm setting up an only fans account and a fan centro, uh, perhaps as well.

Only fans allows you to really push the envelope. Well, that's where we can get into the nitty gritty. Okay. Yeah. Uh, well, here we have, wait, hold on. What will you be showing? Uh, if somebody does do your fans only account, what kind of stuff will they be seeing? What's all custom work?

So it's, uh, we can discuss, they can make requests, you see? And then we discuss price points. Are you talking about showing your, your kibbles and this? Uh, listen, if, if the price is right, yeah, exactly. Yeah. Cause like, here's the thing. I wouldn't mind throwing you a grand to watch you jerk off or something. You know, that would be right around the price range for something like that.

Wait a minute. Nice. Now you mean to tell me that you, you really would masturbate for a thousand dollars and have that video floating around? People do that for free. Yeah. But he wants to be comedian. You don't think that's going to haunt you.

I want to be a sex worker and then a comedian sex worker. He is a comedian. Yeah. What if he does become a sex worker? I know, but like a big, big, like what if that's your, I would be so proud of him. You're a sex worker. Shame Christina. Yeah.

Very, very problematic. And for the community, I have to represent them now. And I agree. I gotta tell you, you're my wife, but I stand with jock. Now let's, let's get into like your first, uh, request here. Yeah. Cameo says, uh, it's from Michael. He says, I live in Wyoming, so it's kind of hard for me to come to your shows, but

I love your comedy and why I'm age appearances. So I thought $20 was nothing for all the laughs you've given me. It's up to you what you do, man. I know whatever it is, it'll be hilarious. And then we have your, uh, your video. Yeah. Okay. What's up, Michael?

I'm sorry you live in Wyoming, uh, not because Wyoming isn't a beautiful place, but because I don't know when I'm going to get out to Wyoming, uh, and I would like to, because I think I would enjoy it there quite a bit. In the meantime, though, I want to make your $20 worth it. And I want to give you the hot feet action that you so crave. Take a look at that. It kind of wore the dirt on the bottom. That's just from a hard day's work.

Take a look. Which toe does it for you? This one's my favorite. How about this guy? Oh, boy. Wow. Look at how majestic. This is a peek inside of your real room too, right?

Yeah. What is that? Is there a blanket in your room? No, not at the moment. There's so much. Okay. I had to remove the blanket for the feet. There's so much.

So we don't want anything in the way, you know. Right. Abstracting the view. Yeah. I have to go to Goodwill. You notice the bag in the bag. Wait, no, I want to read. There's so much to go over in that video.

First of all, your feet are very hairless, which is surprising. I thought for sure you'd have Sasquatch feet. Interesting, right? Yeah. Um, you notice the blinds behind him, the makings of a really disturbing YMH video. Yeah. Well, you know, I thought about Josh a lot yesterday because I was watching season two of Mindhunter on Netflix and then I was watching some YouTube videos of some

interrogations of some, uh, some, go get some, they got some confessions out of some murderers and they're really cool videos. And I don't know, I could see like, if things were dialed just a couple of degrees another way, I feel like I could see you in one of those. Oh my God. Well, I told you when I went to visit Robert Paul Champagne that I am just a few terrible things happening for being Robert Paul Champagne. So I want to, hey, he wouldn't say his life is terrible.

He's got those. I'm not saying his life is terrible. I'm saying I'm just a couple of terrible things from becoming Robert Paul Champagne. Yeah. And then my life, well, let's see, um, let's see. Look, request number two here says, keep going for Aaron. Can you text a video to my buddy and call him a, a run and then say something dirty

about him fucking your feet? I think he'll love it. Thanks. Wow. That's from Tony. And then here's your video. All right. This message is Tony, it goes out to his buddy a, a run.

Yo, what's up, dude? I hear you want to fuck some. Do you want to fuck some feet or what? Let's pretend this guy is your. Oh my God. Super. I, I made 20 bucks from these guys out. Oh my God.

Huh? Oh God. Is that what you want? You dirty. Is that ink on your second toe? Put your tiny, look what's on here. Oh Jesus. Okay.

I don't need any more. I got it. This is hard. Look at his arms. Look at Josh's arms. Tom, pause it on his arms. Look at those upper arms, Josh. Yeah.

Look at that. Look at the shoulders. It's part of my niche. Uh, it's part of what you pay for when you come to my cameo. Yeah. Those shoulders are wild. Yeah. That is some Teen Wolf shit, dude.

Yeah. Yeah. I got that Utah Jazz joint. Do people like your shoulders? Do they want to see your shoulder action? I haven't gotten that specific request on cameo yet, but the, you know, it's existence is young, you know. Well, look, I, I'm, I gotta say, I'm a little nervous.

Yeah. I feel like you're going to leave us soon. I mean, these videos keep requests, keep rolling in. Dude, I, you know, if I hit a certain mark, I mean, you never know where my career could go from here. This is cool. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You know. Well, could you give it, would you at least give me like a month heads up or something? Yeah, of course. I mean, I could conceivably do both for a little while until it might get overwhelming the requests, you know, after a while, I'm going to be like, Tom, I just, I have to keep the foot content going.

I just, or the, the new shoulder content. You should get into a bank account draining. Yeah. Uh, financial domination. Oh, fin dom. Fin dom. Yeah. I would love to be a part of that.

I could be, yeah, for sure. I'd be like, you stupid fool. Give me your money, you know, like stuff like that. That's not me, right? Now, and, but the fact that you're a little bitch, give me my Amazon wishlist. This is just a taste of what that only fans account's going to be like. Yeah. I think you should play the next one though.

Oh, okay. Um, it gets a real in there. Do I need to read the request? Sure. Just play the video. If you have it. Oh my God. This is for Father's Day.

Oh my God. In Australia. Uh, make sure you say he is an amazing dad and husband. Please be sure to listen to say that Harry, men are gods. He is Harry. I love it. Say he sounds like the kind of guy that could make you come. Jesus.

This is someone's request for their father. Your wish is my command on camera. New request for Grant. Oh my God. All right. Why? Hello there, big boy. I hear someone is an amazing dad and husband and oh my goodness.

It's Father's Day in Australia. And so I thought from one shirtless Harry, man, God to another. I would wish you a happy Father's Day. And it sounds like you, my friend, might be able to help me with my little situation as far as coming. Now, Fetus, Jess, Maddie, Savvy, Henry, all of them want to wish you a happy Father's Day as well. And because I can't go without.

I've got to be a glimpse. What do you think of this guy? Look at how dexterous he is. Oh my God. He's like stereo. Ew, my stomach really just turned a little off. You know what's really fucked up? What's that?

The sound quality? No. I'm sorry that it's my hair against my mic. You can see like my headphone mic is on my chest here. What's really fucked up is that this episode is going to come out real soon. And you're going to get bombarded and you're going to be made on these. Like a weekend. I know you're going to have to make like 80 fucking sweet videos.

Well, as a sex worker, it is my cross to bear. And sometimes if you are popular, it becomes a mountain that you can't, you know, you start to get overwhelmed. You have to take a break. You know, you can't always just be content, content, content. You need some time for yourself. Yeah, but you're doing $20 videos and then cameo gets 25% for their cut. So I think you should increase your price after, especially after this.

It's fair. I think I will. I think I will. That's a great point, especially because I gave so many people free content on the podcast and, you know, it's just the thing is, you know, with us sex workers, we're always up against it. What about we're always up against a man coming down this new price point? Yeah, 40, 40 sounds about right.

I think that's good. That means it's not just like some people won't be just a joke. They'll actually want it. You know what I mean? Of course they want it. Of course. And you also put a lot of thought and care into these videos because I've seen some other cameos that are just lazy like, Hey, what's up?

They're in their car. I mean, we could do that if that's your kink, but no, but this is my new screen saver right here. You really put a lot of energy and thought into your videos. So I do feel like $40 is definitely worth it, especially cause they get a cut. And because here's the thing, like I said, the man is constantly coming down on us sex workers and they're trying to shut us down at every angle. You know, our twitters, our Instagrams.

I can feel the heat coming from the cameo and I just think I need to like get as much content out there and get as much as I can from it. Jesus. Potter sex work is not. It's so disgusting. He's, he made so much money from it. I know. I mean, that's, that's the, that's the lure of sex work.

You know, you just, with your body, you just can make this money. It's too bad he stopped, but I get his point that like, I mean, I remember he said the requests were so many and he, he really felt like a piece of meat. And it was really too much. The demand was too much breaking his spirit. Yeah. Maybe he'll come back out of retirement. You never know.

Maybe what he needs is just the right pimp to work with and that takes us to our next slip. Speaking of pimps, the number seven moment of the 2019 best of 2019 is from episode four and 90 where we were joined by one of my heroes, uh, one Todd Shaw, AKA too short. He came on here with Kevin Blatt and too short spit gay, put us up on game on the pimp game, uh, really, uh, educated the two of us and hopefully many of you and this clip just has him explaining to us some of the more

fascinating things that have happened to him. I mean, even though, as he'll tell you, he, he never worked as a pimp. He has had a pimp like experiences. Well, he's too short. Too short. Sure. Born to Mac. I heard you say in an interview, you weren't a pimp, but you had a lot of pimp

affiliates. So, right? Well, from Oakland. Yeah. You know, anywhere you find a group of pimps, one of them's from Oakland, at least. Yeah. Yeah.

But, um, I, um, I've never been a pimp, but I have received money from prostitutes. Does that make sense? I mean, because just out of like love and admiration, is that why? Somewhat in a couple of instances, it was just like grateful, like just being grateful. I learned things from you. Um, one girl gave me, um, complete stranger, walked up and gave me $1,800 bills and said one line, she said, you the reason why I'm hoeing and walked away. And I was in Las Vegas.

Wow. And I, I looked at it, I counted it, I turned to my buddy. I'm like, this chick just gave me $1,800. I was like, let's put it all in black. I look, I look around. There's nobody there. It's like a fucking ghost. I don't know.

Damn. So, yeah, you got a story like that, Kev? I know. Can't see me or what? I've got a lot of stories, but none, no women have ever given me $1,800. Damn. So do you feel like though, because I feel like I already know the answer, but if you were, let's say tomorrow you wake up, you got nothing to your name.

You could go out and pimp like, you know what to do, right? Well, you know, um, during the recession, did a little pimping. You did? Really? Shit. Really? You know, the economy was fucking up. Let's talk about it.

The show money, the show money, slow down. Promoters weren't doing as many shows. And no, oh wait, it was a, it was 2008. Is that your time out? Oh, wait, oh, wait, 19. Yeah, it was a fucked up time. So how do you find, uh, the hoes? How do you find a girl?

Who's who's a good candidate throughout my entire career? Um, and it's not sincere. Like prostitutes really have been flirting with me like, like I went on a date with a chick one night and we went to breakfast at like five in the morning. And I didn't know she was a hoe. She's a very nice looking young lady. And she was questioning me a lot. I'm like, why the fuck are you asking all these questions?

And she got offended. She's like, she's like, I thought you, I thought this was like an interview. I thought, you know, oh, wow, really? And I'm like, oh, you're a ho, oh, oh, you know, so things like that had happened periodically throughout my life. And I think, um, I hang around so many pimps. I grew up around it. I really felt like it was an alternative choice as far as a career options.

But my parents really wanted me to go to college. They weren't super happy about the rap thing, but then they would have been really upset about the pimp thing at that point. Yeah. So, um, along the way, I learned a lot because I would, I would actually study different things, literature and stuff about pimping, you know, shit like Iceberg Slim, just a lot of, it's a lot of shit out there that you could read on top of two short albums and, and, you know, two short songs. You can go out there and really study what this pimp thing is.

And it's not, it's, you know, the ugly side of it is the abuse and the, you know, forcing of a woman to do things. She doesn't want to do the physical abuse. That's, that's the ugly side. There's a completely different side that is more about what I like to rap about and put in the songs. And that's just like the finesse. It's just finessing the situation, which is, uh, you want to know who's a candidate?

Yeah. Um, prime candidates would be like, okay, you're in Las Vegas. And you had a few holes and slowly, but show you lost all your holes. You wake up one day, you got no holes. It's known, it's a known fact. You can jump on the highway, like maybe the 15 drive up Salt Lake City and, you know, it's just a great place to find holes. You know what I mean?

Why Salt Lake City? Well, let's be, let's be specific. Why, why, look at the lady like me. I know I'm too old to be a hoe. Let's say it's me like 20 years ago. Am I, am I somebody that could, that you would choose? I grew up in the San Fernando Valley. Here, Los Angeles, LA.

Yeah. A lot of holes from eight one eight. Okay. But you know, I'll give you another scenario. Go ahead. She's walking around. Salt Lake is just like a bunch of little, you know, little naive, kind of. Yeah.

Yeah. Not knowing kind of. That's who you want, right? Naive is what you need. Wouldn't, in that situation, wouldn't mind, uh, getting away from the strict parents and shit and being a bad girl. On the other side, you go somewhere like Portland, Oregon. Okay.

And they've got like hundreds of strip clubs and the stripper competition is like way up there. So in a lot of cases, strippers are like working every night making two, three hundred dollars. Bullshit money. So you pull up in there and like some fly ass car with some fly ass jury asking questions like, how long you been dancing? About a year.

You know, you know, yeah. Yeah. But about a year, it's, I mean, like a couple hundred bucks a night. And I get to ask some questions like, where do you live? How do you live with my boyfriend? We, we just ran a place around the corner. Probably like a struggling ass boyfriend type situation. He's, he's, you know, he's a musician.

Hey, I think pretty good. No, you're not. He's struggling. He doesn't have a deal or anything stupid. Ask questions like, have you ever been to Vegas? I've been, yeah, I love Vegas. I mean, no, that's what they say. See, so far, so far we're vibing, right?

And then you go get in the car, bitch. No way, but so far, so good, right? Am I in? Long story short, the easiest and quickest way is just a bigger and better deal. Oh, oh, so you're, yeah. So I'm like, I like your jewelry. I'm painting a bigger, better picture than everything that's going on in your life. And then I'm also informing you how, no, not right off the back though, but the

numbers are really great. It really looks like what, how much could I make with you? Like if I go with you, like I make three hundred dollars a night here. And you don't tell the right way. You're going to be giving me all the money. Well, how does he get me to get in the car and go and leave my stupid boyfriend and stuff? And then do you offer to be my new boyfriend? I'm also establishing one thing that you don't fucking have great money

management skills. You don't, right? Because you're in a fucked up position right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You really drive a fucked up car, you live in a fucked up place. And I don't, so stupid ass. Yeah, your shit together. Trust me.

So in Vegas though, literally though, um, there have been times, I don't know the economic state right now, but I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure it's pretty good now because it seems like a good time in the, in the country. As far as economics, people having money. Yeah. Yeah. When people have money, they like to buy pussy. So.

Oh, perfect. So that you're telling me there's a lot of opportunity. Now what about my boyfriend? Do I get to bring him or do I leave him behind? Who gives a fuck? Fuck the boyfriend. Okay. I mean, who, I mean, who cares?

I don't know if you got a business deal. You can. Got you. You know, it could be like Sharon Stone and Casino. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? Whatever the fuck.

Okay. Double life, whatever. Um, but you should just, the math is easy. You make about five grand a week. You know, wow, that's really good. But then when do you drop it on it? And that's an average. You should really do better than that.

When do you drop it on it? But you're going to give that all to me. Yeah. What, what's my take? Anything, everything you want. What do you want? I want five grand. No, I'm saying, what do you want?

Things. What do you want? Oh, stuff. Yeah. What do you want? I want, I want a nice house. I want a nice car. I want like health insurance.

Well, you can get my teeth fixed. You've got to hold the fuck up. And more you hold up and you'll get all that shit. Oh, okay. And we're going to get it quick too. We're going to get it quick. That's what I like. I like quick.

I like handbags. Okay. So let me, let me tell you another story. Listen up, bitch. So, so you're like really skeptical about this. You're like, I don't want to, I don't know about selling my pussy. Right. Like I don't mind a lap dance.

I don't know. I'll dance. Yeah. So take your strip club. Strip clubs are rough for like, for like rookies and you come back, bitches of mean to you. Yeah. You can't get none of the special favors that they're fucking haters too.

They'll hate me. They're putting you on the stage when no money's out there. Like just all kind of shit. And you're just like, you're like, this is bullshit. So what, what I would do is I would tell you to go out on a date with a friend of mine's girlfriend. Just go, just go hang with her and watch what she does. So she's going to take you to a hotel room and a guy who's already been

prearranged is going to come in and pay you guys two grand just to like dance or party and hang out with him. And you might be expecting to have sex with him. He's going to be like, oh, I just wanted to party and it gives you two grand. And you come back to me and go, I made a fucking thousand dollars. We're doing nothing. I love this shit. So it's like a brilliant.

There's a thousand scenarios that. And then, and then there's the other side too, where you're coming from a really fucked up situation. Yeah. The fucked up life. Yeah. Like piece of shit. People are doing bad things.

You and the house you live in, you fucking hate your life. Yeah. And you like just quickly go black pimp. Take me away. Yeah. Black pimp. Take me away. Like Calgon take me away.

Calgon. Yeah. I love this. And I love some dope white pimps too. Okay. I don't mind. I like you. I don't want to ask you about that.

Are there really dope white pimps? Yeah. I mean, it's really, it's logic, bro. It's like logic. I'm, I'm not, I'm, I do the shit musically entertainment. I, I find the humor in it. Yeah. I make it educational, but also it's fun.

Yeah. I'm not giving you the dark side of this shit. The gift of the gab, like the spitting game of it all, everything, all that. Yeah. Man, if you, if you're a really talented pimp, you, you don't even ever have to touch her. Yeah. Literally.

I'm, it's all, it's all. Let me ask you this. Okay. Let's say there's a gentleman, a lot of money. Mm hmm. He wants to do something. Okay. Maybe he wants to, he and his friend want to double anal with me.

I'm not sure I'm ready for that. How do you talk me into doing the double anal? Uh, you would have a barter system going on there. Well, okay. And you'd call up another hoe that might not even be your pimps of the hoe. You might be like, bitch, I got a job for you. And then she's going to throw you a job. No, I'm not.

You say like I trade her out. Like I'll be like, dude, do you take this double anal and I'll take your piss at my eyes or just throw me a favor later. Cause that you're definitely going to give her a whole bunch of money for that. So there's a lot of money. Yeah. She's going to get a lot of money. What does she get for a double anal?

What's that worth? She better get about 2,500 and per guy, whatever, the whole thing. 2,500 sounds very humiliating. So yeah, it's very, that's probably a lot of, it's not going to be good. It's going to hurt. Black Pimp, take me away. I swear. I believe you.

Wait. So what's your percentage? All of it. A hundred, a hundred. And then you get, the more you work, you get, you get spoiled. Yeah. So you just, so you just have, you decide like how much of that I deserve per custom, like there's no fixed rate.

You get no money. Oh, stupid bitch. Oh, you just keep me alive. And like you give me a handbag every now and then. Stay with the logo shit and the fucking fly ass car. He pays for the hemorrhoid cream for the double anal. See how your nails are all done. My nails down, my hair gets done.

That's all you do is just, you just keep my shirt nice and you doll it up and you sit around and you ball out and how much do I have to work? Like every night or do I get a night off the days to what's my schedule? Okay. That's funny too, because it's, and this is, this is just from knowing in life. Yes. Like literally you might have a guy who's like, you know, go hit it like, like four or five nights a week and the girl would be like, I feel like I can get more

and should be hitting that thing seven nights a week on, on by choice. Yeah. And that's like, that's over, overachievers. Yeah. Overachievers. They need overachievers. They're in every walk of life. Yeah.

Okay. So did you know this? That is the best way to become a pimp is to actually find yourself with a real hoe, like before, before you even, when you're a rookie pimp, you get a veteran hoe. Oh, right. No, okay. So she shows you.

So she kind of teaches you how to teach you how to be a pimp. And then, um, and then, um, just get your feet wet and then she'll probably like bring you a couple of a real hoe could make a pimp. She can like pick you like you look like you could be a pimp. You kind of got to squat, do this, dress like that, drive like that. When you walk in the room, act like that, then she'll go get in two other holes and say, I got the greatest pimp in the world. Be with him next.

You know, you went from nobody to walk around with three holes and they're bringing you how much 20, nothing 15,000 a week, $50,000 a week. That was all right. That was my take. Sorry. I got confused. I forget. You get nothing.

Do I get any spare cash? This hoe don't know yet. Like some spare cash. Like, cause how do I get out of hoeing? Like, here's the deal, man. Once I'm in the hoeing, like I want to see it. Like, okay, let's say I go with you. I want to eventually, I'm going to age out of that shit.

I'm fucking 40 too. Sneaky hoes do. Yeah. Tell me what a sneaky hoe does. Sneaky hoes make 1500 a night and come home with a thousand. Oh, they dare to not give you all the cash. Yeah, but those sneaky ass hoes get their wigs pulled back. They're going to get their shit.

That's bad. I wouldn't want to be dishonest. It's called an escape plan. That's how you do it though. You skim a little off the top. Cause you look at your guy, he might be like flamboyant and he's buying you a BMW and buying him a Rolls Royce. You're like, my beamers nice, but look what he right now, you know, and he's the

big boss and you know, they get, they get mad a lot too. Hoes get mad. Of course. Cause they figured out eventually like, whoa, what the fuck, man? Like in my case, I party a lot. So I get a random phone call and be like noise in the background. And I'm like, hello? Like, oh, you fucking partying.

I'm out here. I just ran from the fucking police and you're partying. Right. So you just get like the whole blues. That's why I'm not a whole blues. That's why I'm not a pill. I said, that's the main reason why I'm not because of those phone calls. Because of the fucking psychotherapy that yeah, just the therapist part.

I don't like that part. Therapizing the hose that you've got to, you have to be, you have to be all that shit. You got to be a fucking father or fucking boss or fucking accountant or motherfucking psychiatrist. Oh yeah. And much bullshit. You know, the, just the whole venting and all this shit. Feelings, talk, blah, blah, talks. Black Pimp, take me away.

I know he's the best. I love to short. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. So much fun. So number six on the list. So honored that you guys, I didn't put this on there. The boys did. I, I protested, but yeah, go ahead.

My TikTok curations. Now, this is one of the most, this is one of the more controversial, uh, kind of segments that's ever evolved at the show. You think so? Absolutely. Controversial how? Look at him nodding. How?

How, blue band, go ahead. Uh, I don't know. You know, just a couple of the comments, you know, it turns into a, oh, you know, there's a fine line that they walk and they're now crossing a line. Well, I would say this, that Christina's TikToks are polarizing. There are people that live and die and they love them. And then there are people that are infuriated by them. Um, so I will say that you, you went and discovered this whole lane that a lot of

people didn't even know. I didn't even know you were the one that introduced me to it. Thank you, Tom. I appreciate it. I don't, it's not a compliment. I appreciate your appreciation. One might say, um, for those of you who aren't aware, you can follow me on the gram at the Christina P.

My curations are updated every day on the stories. And I'd like to give a special shout out. There's a few TikTokers that have really captured my imagination and heart this year in 2019, the first one being Apes Grace, Apes Grace, a seminal, seminal TikTok that she made that really rattled our world. And well, yeah, I mean, in these, in this clip, you're going to see, we highlight some of the, uh, more standout TikTok moments like Apes Grace, like 95 pigeons become a friend of mine now on the talk.

Siewoo's on here. Siewoo, the beginnings of Siewoo. The beginnings of Siewoo. All right, throw it, Tom. There's, there's a lot of good stuff that's, uh, that came from your TikToks. And, um, yeah, why don't you go ahead and. All right, number six, TikToks. Let's take it away.

Just waiting for my lunch. Just waiting for my lunch. Just waiting for my lunch. I ordered a buffalo burger. Yep. Game buffalo burger. Game, buffalo. So can you want to get here?

Game, bye. Okay, what the fuck is that? He's waiting for his lunch. Duh. What, what's happening with the guy though? Here's the thing. You know what I mean? Like, I love all these people.

I like them. I like their videos. I encourage them to make more. I like it. You like people that rely on public transportation? Yeah. He seems sweet. Yeah, he does.

He's just waiting for his lunch. Yeah. Go ahead. There's something going on. There's a lot of things going on. Up on his face and stuff. You know, to our listeners. Well, I mean, it was all, you know, he, his videos.

I'm waiting for my lunch. I'm waiting for my lunch. But then like, he just, he looks different. I don't know you're talking about, but looks normal to me. Next video. But really, this is Captain Marcel. My sister went down, going down to the mountain to take my sister to everybody. I'd be back.

I need to back up. I see you later. Bye. I got to say my sister. Bye. This is Captain Marcel. Bye-bye. I don't know, but I love her.

This is. I love her. This is not good, man. I love her. And she also makes other videos reminding people to drink a lot of water if it's hot outside. It's good advice. And sometimes she shows you. Captain Marcel.

What she eats for lunch. I got to say my sister. And then she goes, I'll talk to you later. Bye. But I got to go say my sister. Wait one more time. Let's hear it again. Hello.

This is Captain Marcel. My sister went down. I'm going down to the mountain to say my sister to everybody. I'd be back. I need to back up. I need to back up. I'll see you later. Bye.

I got to say my sister. Bye. Bye. This is Captain Marcel. Okay. Bye-bye. All right, story time. Story.

So me and my friend were at a party, you know, at a friend's house and he met a chick. He could never tell, but somebody could never tell but check the man or a woman sometimes. And you know, he got a pretty lucky draw. And he took this chick down to my friend's basement down in the house, you know, and we're going to go do the chick-a-wong-wong tour. And so he's down there and they're getting in the mood. And he says, why do I feel like there's a log in your pants? He goes, ah, nothing to know about it, you know. You know, he pulled down the girl's pants at a seven inch long on it.

And he ran out and he ran out of the house and, ah, I'm not gay, I'm not gay. Found out the guy's name's Susie. Nickname's Susie. Isn't that a cool story? Yeah. Thank you. Do you feel like you could use that story on your next special? How many people do you think just unsubscribe?

I think we just got a whole bunch of new followers. It is drool at the end, by the way. Yeah. The dog is asking on board at the very end. He spits out of his mouth a little. Oh, just look at the last few frames. No, I thought I noticed it too. Yeah, just scroll back a little.

OK, go now. Watch this part. It's the best part. It's the icing on the whole cake. OK. Nickname's Susie. I knew it. I got him.

Got him. I knew it. I knew it. I knew I could get him. I knew it. I know what my husband loves. I knew I could get him. It was a really good story.

I knew I could get him. It's a really good story, he told. And it was all about the one-two punch with this guy. I knew I had to give you two pieces, the first one and then. Really? Thank you. Jesus. I knew he'd be your favorite.

So let me guess. Yeah. You follow and like and encourage this guy. Of course, of course. Listen, I do actually like these people. I enjoy what they do. To me, this is more fun than any fucking shit on television. This is more entertaining for me than a lot of stuff.

Better than the. Making Susie. All right. This is better than many movies on iTunes right now. Do you think? Yeah, it is. This is way more interesting. This is real.

This is that's a real person. He's not playing a character. He's not trying to be somebody else. This is real. Ask Josh if he would go interview this guy. Don't he barely stoned. Josh. Yes.

Yeah. Yep. This game. Josh is the best. This is Abe Streets with an important question. Do you ever worry that you're retarded and no one is telling you? Well, it's true. I have had that fear.

I have had that fear. I've had the fear a lot. Yeah, like where you're just in a world simulation where you think like maybe all the TikTok people are smart and I'm TikTok. Yeah, I wanted to hear a lot. I'll hear what I say. And I'm like, I'm sure you saw this just on your feed. Yeah, this was just this morning.

I was so lucky. I was so blessed. Abe Streets is an important question. Do you ever worry that you're retarded and no one is telling you? Well, it's true. Oh, how much do you love this one? That one, I gotta tell you, fuck, I'm starting to like TikTok. I know.

This one's pretty amazing. I mean, that that has me shook because I've ridden the bus before. And you got a guy in the bus who's like, and then he just knows which stop is his. He's like, and I don't know where I'm going. I'm on there like Googling. And I'm like, maybe he's maybe I'm the great. Yeah. OK, this public announcement goes out to all you bitch ass niggas that

motherfuck claim that I'm a false blood bitch. Call me out and see if I'm a fucking false blood. You niggas don't work. No wreck. Sue, bitch ass niggas. Cool. So this is a whole other lane. What's the lane of TikToks?

It's gang gang gang people being like, I'm a real gangbanger. That's a big thing. Yeah, that's a whole other lane on TikTok. On TikTok. They're like, this is the platform. Yeah, they're like share that I'm for real. Exactly. And they call out they do shout outs to their clicks and their gangs and stuff.

OK, I don't necessarily want to go down that lane too much. I'm a little scared to be honest with you. What are you scared of? Well, I mean, I don't want to get involved in that world. Don't don't get involved in that. Well, I just thought you'd like this gentleman because it's funny, but there's a lot of vatos covered in tats and they're like and they're putting tiktoks up, they're putting tiktoks and let's say it like all that stuff.

If I'm a fucking false blood, you niggas don't work. No wreck. Sue, bitch ass niggas. Sue, what is Sue? I don't even know. I don't know. Oh, do you understand? I don't know.

I'm not sure. I don't know. I don't know. Sue, it sounds like it's like just come get some. Yeah, come get some. Yeah, basically, right? Yeah, you want to see this shit? Sue Wu, motherfucker, come on over pretty much.

Right? It was pretty rad, though, I thought. Yeah, I liked his passion. I like that he's passionate. Yeah, he's real as fuck. No, see, like, I believe him. Like, I totally believe I believe him, too. Sue Wu, absolutely.

Yeah, no, he's he's going to give it to you. I would not question this dude at all. Sue Wu, bitch ass. What's that other one that guy said by the pool all the time? He's like, we out. Oh, yeah, we out of here. He was supposed to say we out here. I think he was saying we out of here because he's such a fucking tiktok.

Yeah, even know what the expression is. Yeah, he was saying what was the other thing he said? That's what I mean. There's another phrase he could say. He was saying two things. Dead ass, dead ass, dead ass, dead ass. We out of here. Yeah.

Dead ass. What's that? I need to have some dad. I was just going to say he said we up out of here. Oh, we up out of it. That's even worse. Yeah. Well, I tell him explain because I'm fucking lame.

We up out of here. Like to get up out of here. Is that that's just lame? I mean, I can't. I can't explain why he says it. Yeah, it's not even like stupid. Yeah, we out now. We up out of here.

Yeah, we have out of here. It's not even the expression. No, it's not even nothing to do with the same thing. Right. No. We up out of here. Huh? We up out of here. That's not it.

That's not the. It's we out here. You know, like we out here. You're doing it. Yeah. Like that's what he's out here is blood. We out here, son. What?

That's how you say it. Yeah, just shake your head. You don't have to say nothing. OK, sorry. Sue Woo, mother fucker, we out here. He's in Utah. That guy doesn't know any Crips. This guy does.

Feels good. I am exhausted. Yep. I'm exhausted just seeing the recap of your TikTok. I am energized and excited about life. I love TikTok. I'm with you guys. On who guys?

I'm with the viewer. That it's awesome. That is upset right now. That is hoping that the next clip is a palate cleanser. I bet you Red Band likes my TikToks. I bet you he does too. Yeah. And that's not a good thing either.

We're kindred spirits. Number five, this comes from episode 483. This was devastating at the time. Now it feels like freedom. But this is when we learned that the McDonald's Corporation was revoking their sponsorship of the podcast of the studio. We had to give back over $2 million. And we had to paint the set, repaint it.

And you had also ordered that Lamborghini. We had to return the Lamborghini gold chains. It was orange. Had to cancel some jewelry orders. And it was very sad at the time. But like they always say, when God says, no, you got to say, you get the alligator to say yes, as the old book says. And so we found the positive in this negative.

We did openly trash McDonald's for a while. I want to say that we have since tried to mend that relationship. Well, and we did when they returned, they approached me to do some Instagram posts and Facebook posts. It was a nice way to come back. In this clip, you'll see fresh in the moment

what it was like when that happened. Right there, those are the days. We were raw. Yeah, this was pretty raw. And just for the record, McDonald's, I still love your Strupwafel McFlurry and all the items. I still eat there a lot. You still make quality food.

We're big fans. So yeah, if you're watching right now, you're like, what happened to the set? Well, we were riding high. This is just how life goes. We were pretty excited. I'm not going to lie. I mean, here we have one of the biggest corporations

in the world gives us this huge check. All we have to do is paint the set their colors. Right. Well, that's what they said. That's what they said. And I want to be clear about something. There was a lot of conversations ahead of time before we were working with McDonald's about our content.

And they were like, yeah, let it go wherever you want to go. And then I called and I said to our agent, I said, well, have they, like they're familiar with what we do? We asked them, like, did they do their due diligence? Did they go through our social media? Did they go through the show? I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then later on, I feel like, well, what was their like?

Oh, they're familiar with your guys stand up. And I'm like, OK, and they're like, and you stand up. They have no problem. Like, yeah, but you know that this isn't stand up, right? Yeah. We're doing a different type of show. And he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, that's fine. And they clear it.

Basically, they didn't want the agents didn't want to press and like find a reason to upset them. Sure. So here's a deal, man. It's a deal, man. God, it's such a bummer. He got fired from McDonald's over last week's episode in a phone call, like almost like within hours of the show coming out.

So they came out on video on Wednesday. Yeah. And it was like Wednesday afternoon. And they were like, oh, you're done. And then it was a whole shit show. I mean, it was so fast. It's like the everything happened so fast. I know.

But can I just process with you a little bit? I mean, today is Monday. What is it? Monday is for recording. I mean, just fucking ruined my whole weekend getting this. Well, you have to imagine. I mean, that they gave us two point three million dollars. And for people who are like, I'll just get the pocket that will know

that it was going to basically finance the studio probably for a few years. Yeah. And we have that would pay for sets. Yeah, employees, insurance, utilities, yeah, like everyone's salaries, all the equipment. It was like set up to do all of that. Well, plus we had already, you know, picked up some fun items too. Yeah.

Yeah. I want a new car. Yeah, I thought we were going to get a Lamborghini finally. I know. Blueban was looking at a house. Yeah, he was like, oh, like I remember right before the episode last week, he goes, hey, man, this is really cool. I finally have my own house.

Yeah. And like, maybe I could settle down. I was like, oh, that's great. Yeah. And I'm thinking like, well, yeah, I mean, McDonald's is going to pay for it. Yeah, it's always hard getting fired. I'm not even sure I can hear this voicemail again. You know, it's still.

It hurts. But here it is for everybody to know this is what happened. This is what I get Wednesday afternoon. Okay. Tom, this is Darren Bearing, WISCO's second in command entertainment division of the McDonald's corporation. I'm calling to inform you that McDonald's is canceling our sponsorship of your show, your mom's house podcast.

We are, we are dismayed to say the least that you're so called entertainment content when we said that you could do whatever you wanted. We didn't imagine in our houses streams that you would include a man reviewing a butt plug and having a quote ruined orgasm as you last like a lunatic. And the other guys that you featured, the cool guys, they're not cool to us. They're very not cool. We're demanding the return of the $2.3 million we gave you and we request that you change the colors of the set.

Tom, legal action may be taken if you refuse. Additionally, neither you nor Christina are welcome in any Southern California McDonald's location. Good day, sir. That's it. There goes fire you like that and a voicemail. And then I call, I tried to call him back, you know, I had to call through the agents and they were just like, it's over, it's over.

So and I wire train now. I mean, I kind of do. Remember how Terry broke me? Like Terry's the straw. That video is a straw that broke your mom's house. Here's the great irony that mother fucker Terry, the great irony of it. Okay. In this is our 483rd episode of your mom's house in the previous 482 maybe four

times I've done this. Where I so enjoyed a moment on the podcast that I actually went back and had to watch or listen to again and again, because I was laughing. I was enjoying it. Sounds gross, but I was enjoying so much what I went through that I wanted to see myself go through it again. You mean my suffering? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And and also like Uncle Terry just doing his uncle Terry. So I got to say that I was so uncomfortable with that video and I can see why McDonald's was uncomfortable. Well, just so people know, if you haven't seen it, if you want to see what I'm talking about, why we got fired from McDonald's. Well, go to episode 482. It's the previous episode. And if you go on YouTube, go to the 49 minute mark.

Okay. Go to the 49 minute mark and just watch for a few minutes. And that is essentially a two point three million dollar bit of laughter. Yeah, that's right. That's two million dollars after two million dollars to play that stupid play that dumb fucking video. I hated I hate Terry and I hate him and it's not really hate him. No, I know.

But yeah, it was so depressing and I can't even step foot into McDonald's anymore. That's the worst part. I mean, I didn't know he's like, you're not welcome. Is he going to have our pictures up there? I don't know how that works. Can we Southern California has got to have a thousand of them. You know, what about the drive through? Yeah, they can't they can't kick us out of the drive.

No, right? No, it's so depressing. I had so many things I was going to buy fucking Terry, man. Fucking Terry. Well, anyway, also before we further examine this, we have now created our own separate highlight channel. It's clips of your mom's house. So there's if you just like to watch the highlights or you want to send them

around to friends or just see like the big moments, it's youtube.com. Slash what your mom's house clips, YouTube.com slash your mom's house clips. And you can subscribe to that, please. If you want to get those separate highlights from the episodes. So we've had to change the set per request of corporate and people are like, oh, it kind of looks like a steakhouse now. Yeah, but that's because I had to go with my head down into Morton's. The one in the area.

And I said, like, you know, is there anything you can do? They gave us a couple of grand, which is not. And Morton's is great. I don't want to act like I'm not. I love Morton's. I love their basically paid to paint it. They paid to Morton's. Thank you, Morton.

Steakhouse. Thank you, Morton. Steakhouse for sponsoring your mom's house. Yeah, they have a great iceberg wedge salad. I enjoy there. And they have, you know, USDA wet and dry aged beef. It's good stuff. It is.

It's good. It's good. I don't want to act like I'm not appreciative of Morton's and them painting the set and stuff. What you said. It's true. What is the difference between a wet and a dry aged? I mean, most people, you know, they'll go for the dry aged.

The secret is that the wet is really better. Yeah. Why is that? Well, I don't want to get into it right now, but I'll have one of the Morton's reps kind of stop by. Hey, that's the thing they can do next week. Yeah, sure. Yeah.

And they'll be like, here's a hundred bucks. Is that what McDonald's gave you? No, it's not. Sorry, I don't want to act like a dick. But anyways, um, uh, yeah. So Terry, let's talk about it. No, Terry, the man who cost us millions. The hardest I've ever laughed in a clip.

And at the same time, the most costly clip. It is really good. But we have gone back and watched. We've got me. No, I haven't gone back and watched it. You've been watching it. But the way he upsets you is what makes me. No, here's what I, because I thought about it and I was like, why does Terry

upset me like no other? Yeah. And I think what bothers me about him is his lack of shame at completely, I mean, no shame. This motherfucker is talking about putting stuff in his butt. Talking about it and then doing it. Doing it like he's Bobby Flay, like doing like a chicken cutlet recipe. So what we're going to do is we're going to take a boneless and skinless chicken breast.

There it is. And we're going to pound it out. I wanted to use this butthole greening toy that I bought. Super casual. And I thought I'd try that in and I wanted to try this double-ended fux-weed. Now, I don't want to make them too thin. I don't want it to be like a chicken pie art or like a chicken steak. I wanted to have some explaining what I'm doing.

Yeah, maybe about going through what I'm going to do half an inch. I'm not going to be able to use the vibrating part, but the butt toy vibrates. I mean, casual fridings, whatever. Now, what you want to do is when you're making chicken parmesan, you want to set up sort of a station for yourself. It's almost like an assembly line. What do you want to start with some flour and some all-purpose flour? But first, I'm going to try and get this butt and then turn it on.

And it's even got this cool little remote control. All right, so we're going to take a little oil. Just like you used to with chicken parmesan. There you go. It's very casual. What we're trying to accomplish here, we just want to get the chicken and the breadcrumbs to be sort of nice and golden brown. So, I've seen this before.

You're new to it. You've got to go slow. Don't try and rush it. Don't try and rush it fast. You want to cook the chicken too fast. I don't want to try it again. Yeah, so take a peek. Take a peek.

Take a look. Take your time with the chicken recipe. Yeah. Is it brown? Is it brown? Is it? Give it a flip. Let's see. Take it out, Terry.

Let's see the wrap. Oh, I'm going to throw up. This is pretty comfortable. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ, this guy. Just going to cook the other side just to the breadcrumbs cook a little bit. Yeah, casual, casual. We're going to assemble the chicken parmesan and finish it in the oven.

Perfect. No, no, no. I don't want to. Oh, fuck it. Oh, fuck, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Ah. Oh, fuck.

Oh. So gross. That's so bad. Let's grab our chicken parmesan out of the oven. All right, that's enough. Thank you. By the way, if you want to see what was if you could pull up the first Terry clip in this batch, the very first one that you that you played, yeah,

like that one. So if you see, he's so disgusting. Can you scrub? Can you scroll to like go a little further there? OK, see, see, can you see that hand that left hand moving? He's got McDonald's McDonald's cited this. Oh, that they're like that. They're like, what the hell is that?

And I got I think he's got I told my God, I think he's got itch. And that guy Darren was like, it's not fucking it doesn't have an itch. He's holding a Big Mac. Yeah. And so because he kept doing that, they were like, that was like the straw. The gesture of Terry making himself. I was like, look, my leg is just right now. I got an itchy leg.

I'm just scratching my leg. And yeah, I can understand why McDonald's is mad. I want to I want Dr. Drew to see this just because you and I, it sparked a debate of like, is this is this extreme confidence and comfortable with one? Which is my my vote. I don't think so. I think it's a lack of awareness.

So as mad as I am at Terry boundaries for ruining our business. Yeah. You think lack of awareness, lack of boundaries, a serious shamelessness. And I and I and I do get that in today's social media culture, that there's less shame when it comes to reporting your personal life. I feel differently. I feel like why do you like this? I don't like this at all liberated.

OK, that the fact that he has no shame is something that should be celebrated and encouraged. And not only that, so I find him to be the chairman of the Cool Guy Club. That's a cool guy. He's a cool guy. That is a cool guy. I like his electric guitar. That's what that's what cool guys.

Cool guys do do. But why do I feel yucky watching Terry? If this is a cool guy, he makes me feel yucky inside. I don't know. I mean, I feel pretty cool right now. I don't feel cool. I feel like we're when's Terry going to do another video? That's the best part.

He's telling like, hey, guys, what's up? It's Terry. I'm just here to review this. Like a car reviewer who's like the brand new BMW. Yeah, he's like some unboxing this dildo. It's like it's so it's too casual. Last week I was talking about the Toyota Supra. I went to today's competition. Yeah, I know he's he's very comfortable.

I don't I would actually like to hear what Dr. Drew says I would do. I think it's I think he needs to have. I think a little bit of shame is healthy. A little awareness of like what's proper to put on the that's you just shouldn't put yourself on the Internet doing that. Yes. Yeah, it just it feels like yesterday. When you know, I can I see that and I feel the emotions of being kicked

in the nuts by McDonald's. I know, especially because we enjoy their food so much and to think that we were banned for a while was really tough. I got to tell you this next clip is this was a seminal moment in not just the year, but in the history of the show, because it's episode 500, which is, you know, that's quite a milestone to get to in podcasts. Like, you know, we have 500 episodes of this show so special.

And we had learned a while before that Brendan Urie, the lead singer of Panic at the Disco, he had tweeted and stuff that he he likes the show and he listens and I'd seen a periscope with him in a green room. This is years ago when he was eating tostitos and salsa. And he goes, Hey, you guys heard this podcast. They play Miami Sound Machine, but they put farts over Gloria Stefan's music.

And I was like, Oh, my God, you got to be kidding me. And since then, of course, we've discovered that, you know, a lot of musicians listen to podcasts on the road. It's like they're all musicked out. So when they're in the car, when they're hanging out, they put on podcasts, you know, it makes sense. I put on music in the car. Yeah, I mean, you know, it's it's the opposite of their world.

But then we got Brendan to come here and he rift a few unbelievable notes. The guy can just just like that, just put out like a world class, you know, song just comes out of his voice is unbelievable. And yeah, this is a little clip from episode 500, which if you haven't seen episode 500, I'll just tell you, you should just go watch episode five. It has a lot in it.

But this is the clip where he rips hot, hot farts and yeah, hot, hot farts for a living. And then when I heard high, high hopes, my immediate thought was, Oh, they made a different version of hot, hot farts. There you go. I was so amazed that they did that. Amazing. He's so talented.

Now, you know what I like a lot about you is that in an era of cynicism, farts at the disco, blue band, right? Thank you for your high hopes could be fart, hot, high, high farts, high farts, yeah, high and tight farts. Now we're collaborating. High and tight farts. That's it. Can you put the hook in there?

Just replace it. Please. Talk about merch. Keep singing. I love it. I love, I love you guys. What's the best piece of merch? Shirts.

Uh, so how to sell her. Oh God. This penis of a mom. Um, yeah, I don't know shirts. No hoodies, hoodies go crazy. Yeah, we haven't seen hot farts, hot farts. Hot farts. Before, before I forget.

Oh, sorry, were you about to ask for it? Well, let him sing that. Have a hot, hot farts for a living. Shooting for my anus, never gonna spill it. Always get the farts and I keep it with her in this. Oh, he's got hot, hot farts. Oh my God, you have, you have a few tears in my eyes. That was so beautiful.

This is going to work out for you. I'm getting real hot farts. I really haven't. Dude, this reminds me too, watching the, the Brendan clip that he then sent us the, the RPC song. That's right. The song is amazing. It's so good.

What's so funny is like, he's such a talent that he had made a song for us and he goes, I lost it. Like, I just don't know what I did with it. So it was like, so the one that he ended up sending that we've played and that's on like the home here now thing that Josh did, that he was like, oh, yeah, I just went into my home studio and just threw it together and just sent it over and I was like, what? So talented.

Yeah, it just so nice. Man, so lucky. Yeah, that that was great. So I know this third number three here. You really love. You've brought this up so many times. This was episode 46. Another super talented musician, Danny Brown.

Love Danny Brown. And he, for a lot of people, he is the all time number one guest for the reason that you, with no doubt, you know that he listens to the show. He knows like he has all the references inside jokes. Like he gets it completely because he listens. Dude, he named his last album. You know what I'm saying? He gave us a shout out and in a summary of the album as an influence for

making, you know what I'm saying? He shouted out Joey Diaz and a couple of, but he's, he's cited this podcast. Yeah. And he cited that we play, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Well, and what I love about Danny, and I think most people loved about Danny was just his spirit and his energy. And he came in here and he, and same with Brenda and Yuri for that matter and

wanting to have fun. They wanted to have fun and wanting to play. And that's huge coming in with that energy. I almost feel like it would be great if when we book people, we sent them these, these guys like episodes, we're like, watch this and be like this when you come here. Yeah. Don't come in here with your fucking what's up.

Yeah, boring. Yeah. And Danny in this clip was so forthcoming. We're doing you a fucking favor asshole. You can fucking try me. Fatso. But what was great about Danny is that he was so honest about everything. He was really sincere, really open.

And in this clip, he talks about jail and the fun that he managed to have. And missing jail. He's like, I wish I could go back. Oh, and his laugh is so infectious and his teeth are great. And he bought a cape. He bought a cape. If you want to hear the whole thing, go to episode 486. But for now, here is one of our favorite clips from the years.

Danny Brown talking about jail. Can we talk about jail for a minute? What about it? Well, we've been watching that show Love After Lockup. We're in our motherfucking Hayden Cunts. Did you ever get on an inmate dating site? Ah, man, I was the inmate dating site. Yeah.

We were just on this. Tell us everything. We're dying to know. So I was I was actually a lucky motherfucker to get the opportunity to work registry and registry in jail is like the best job you could possibly get. What is it? Registry is when people come in to get registered. There's only two people could work this job.

So I got lucky end up getting a job through some rap shit, too. That's just a long story. Whatever. Really? But I got the job working registry. And what that means is when people come in to get registered, you just the person down there helping the police, you know, if they tell you, give them some greens, go get them something, you know.

Oh, so that the mother fucker that passed out the sandwiches and shit. And police have to obviously be like, this is a somebody who's not a problem. Yeah. So yeah. So yeah. So like any other inmate, you know, I would get letters from girls or whatever on outside and stuff, but it got to point us like, fuck this shit. You know what I'm saying?

And what I would do is I would pass out the sandwiches to the female inmates, too. Smart. So I see what come in. You can see her broken and battered. You don't know what you're going through. You know what I'm saying? You need a sandwich. Always that shoulder.

She can lean on. I would get the inmate number. I would look on the slip and I would get the inmate number. And then I'll write them. Like, yeah, I was the guy passing sandwiches, you know what I'm saying? I see your case. I know what you're going through, baby. You give it a say.

Yes. That's the point. After like six months of this, I was never getting male on the outside. I was only getting male from other inmates. That's perfect. So then we do like a little freaky shit like shit. I know her court day shit come down. Show me your titties or something through the bar.

I'll be going back to my cell. Like, it's the best day of my life. Like, yeah, I saw it. Y'all don't know what the fuck is going on right now. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but a titty flash when you're in. What? It was like the world.

Yeah, yeah. Like fuck. I'm watching girlfriends and shit every day and horny up that shit. That was like the real deal. Like, what? I just saw some nipples. I can't fuck with me. That's mother fuck.

I don't give a fuck. I stopped eating the fucking food and that motherfucker. That's just like, I'm straight. Dude, that is so nice. So you mean to tell me so you would you would find out when her court date was and then you would somehow how would you get to see her though? I like you know when she coming down or you might get less going down. Meaning you go down to register area.

You got to go down to the register area to go to court. Most of the people in the county jail people fighting cases. They ain't really got the time yet. So they do right to go through the process basically held before you held before you go unless you already got time and you're doing time there. You can't do more than a year in the county jail. So right. So yeah, a couple girls got time where they was in the county.

Then you wouldn't see them no more because they're not coming back down. But we'll be writing each other little freaky letters and shit. Was jail like was it was it terrifying or was it like manageable? Of course, it's terrifying. And once you get the jail and once you get used to the shit, I ain't gonna lie, man. It's probably some of the funnest time I've ever had. You meet the funniest motherfuckers in the world in jail. I hate to say it, man.

Yeah, so it probably did. It did a good it did a good job of my personality. I can't I can't thank it. I can't I can't thank the world for that experience. You know, what's the best part? What did you like most about jail? I ain't saying I liked anything about jail because I would never want to go back. Right.

But it just was fun, mother, because you got to think at the end of the day. There's funny dudes in there. You are grown as men, but you get in reduced back to a child level. Yeah, because the mother fucking telling you when to sleep. Mother telling you when to eat. So all you do is act like a kid at that time. You running around acting like just silly as fuck is no like you're not getting high. You know, but was another thing too.

With me working registries, you get access to the cigarettes. So I was like the guy that sold the cigarettes in jail, even though I didn't sell any cigarettes, I shut that shit down. I just smoked them. Oh, right. So I would use my cigarettes will give me leverage to do shit. You know what I'm saying? Did you have to sneak where you could smoke them to? Is it like how do you smoke?

There was no cigarettes allowed in the country. I mean, we're just you smoke after a lot down, like after 10 p.m. when they cut all the lights out and share, everybody's smoking in the room. Really? Yeah. And did you have a is it is it ventilated? There you have a window. Once they lie you down, no motherfuckers leaving out the bubble. They ain't paying y'all no attention no more.

They every now and then we get raided and get caught. And what you do is it's terrible. You take baby powder and put it in the sock and you just beat the walls and everywhere. And you wake up in the morning looking like a fucking cocaine castle. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? But yeah, and you spray bleach. And it gets rid of the smell and baby powder. So that was our air freshener.

So yeah, so me, I will have the cigarettes. So I'll just use cigarettes. Like I could be wanting to take a nap and motherfuckers out there yelling to loud playing spades. I'm like, I get your motherfuckers a cigarette to shut the fuck up. You know what I'm saying? Give them a cigarette. They shut the fuck up.

Yeah. So I was like running shit because of cigarettes and shit. Cigarettes are great commodity. So it's 10 o'clock lights out. The guards aren't around. What is that one? The party starts. Yeah, you smoke a cigarette and take you out to sleep. Yeah, that's all it is.

You talk shit to other guys. Are you the funniest shit I've seen in jail was that motherfuckers, you could you can take a trash bag and put it over your toilet and like plunge all the water out and then you just yell through the bowl. And motherfuckers will yell back to the other floors. You just like to date and chat line of jail. Really? You can meet bitches there.

They're like, what's up? What's up? Shit, what's going on with you? What floor you on? I'm on the six. Are you fucking serious? Yeah, that's hilarious. But you don't want a monkey that does that.

You don't want to be his motherfucking ass. You're trying to sleep his mother fucking yelling. How would you bunk you? I had cool bunkeys to be honest. The last monkey I had, I motherfuckers on the first 48. He got killed. Really? Recipes, Robert Gaviera, that's my home.

Damn. We got to a beef one time because for some reason this motherfucker like bananas and shit. You know what I'm saying? So, you know, when you work here, like registry and shit, you get put in oranges, that's when you get a job. You kind of got more access to food than like a normal inmate. So this motherfucker was still like the whole shit to bananas,

the whole stocks and shit, and just be in the bunky and just be in the room, just eating banana after banana. And that's nothing that will annoy you. You know what I'm saying? Get your potassium up, I guess. Yeah, the nigga would take a shit like right before lockdown. You know what I'm saying? And like shitty banana smell is like the worst thing to sleep through.

It's like, man, it's like I've seen a yellow fume or something and passed my face like, so yeah. So you like dial it back with the fucking bananas, man. Yeah, we got into it. We almost had a situation. But yeah. But then I remember I got out of jail and I was chilling watching fucking first 48 and this motherfucker.

He's on it. He got killed. The motherfucker over there was like, you know, he was the one that got murdered. But damn, did they did they was it one of the episodes that caught somebody? Yeah. And he was the one getting charged for killing him.

All right. OK. And we got his bananas. Well, rough. It's all man. Now, so you you're telling me that you have to take a shit. So there's one toilet in the room with both of you. Now, how do you you get used to shitting in front of the other guy?

No, I mean, you got a room, but then it's a pie. You don't have to be sitting in that room all day. So if you OK, not locked out, the rule is ain't nothing happening once we lock down. So whatever you've got to do, do that shit. Got you got to take a shit. I'm out here watching TV somewhere. You in the room taking a shit.

OK. So you guys kind of work it out. Like, hey, get the fuck out of here. I have to shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you have toilet paper. Yeah. Yeah. Why buy all that shit from commissary.

OK, you get it from the commissary. Got you. Got you. OK. And what kind of snacks did you have? I know I was the king of like, um, yeah, what's the high value snack? See, with me, I'm not really a sugar motherfucker like that anyway. So with me, when commissary, you only could spend a hundred dollars like a week or some shit. So I was more so the socks, draws, T shirt, buying motherfucker,

which damn near kill your whole hundred dollars or some shit. Sure. So I always just bought new socks because I didn't. I'm not a motherfucker here washing T shirts and shit. Yeah. You know, that should just blame. Yeah. I don't know. So I just always stayed new socks. Fresh fresh.

So I was more so on that way. Hey, fresh stocks still feel good. Yes. That's what I'm saying. I love fresh stocks. So I always kept. And it's to the point where I would stack up so many like dirty socks and T shirts and drawers and motherfuckers to take them from.

You're like, I take them and wash them and wear them. They're so disgusting. But what were the big snacks there? Oh, motherfuckers like making. Oh, well, me, I had a cool guy from Southwest that made burritos. He would take them. That's when you take a bag of Doritos and shit and you crunch them up real fine. And you take like a plastic bag and you lay that out.

Then you put like the crushed Doritos and you chop up like slim gems and beef sticks and cheese sticks and all that shit. And you put it together and you roll it up like a burrito. Then you put it under the hot water. You just let the hot water run and it cooks it all together. So those chips was kind of fire. Yeah, that's kind of good. I eat that shit.

Well, the fucking Doritos. Yeah, I like. Is it nacho cheese Doritos? Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, yeah, that's good. No, that's actually kind of fire. And yeah, another thing that got put me up on was what got me through a lot, too. You take a bag of like barbecue chips.

Yeah, crunch though. They always crunching up chips. I don't know. Yeah, it's interesting. So they crunch up barbecue chips and you put boiled eggs in it and you shake them up and you shake them up and you pour it out. It's like a it's like happy Easter. So yeah, so it's like a seasoned barbecue. Boy, that's what that is.

That's good, too. It's fire. Yeah, I was eating that shit on the outside. One of the homies had to stop me like that. You can't eat like that. You're going to be back up in that motherfucker. You're like, I miss those eggs, man. You're chasing that shit, man.

Keep that shit in there. Did you guys did you have access to booze where people sneak? Hell no, I mean, my brother's trying to boo. Yeah, we're in a county jail. Motherfuckers always trying to do weird shit like make toilet wine. And yeah, I think the banana peels. Oh, OK. Let banana peels get rid of some shit.

White lightning, Bruno, white lightning. I never fucked with that shit. I had cigarettes. I was cool. So yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. So now we're getting into the final two. I wonder if you can guess what they are.

But look, this next one, it was up for debate because you have to you have to name this either two or one, one one or the other. They're kind of a tough call. It was a tough call. This look in in in the history of the show, I'm just saying 929 in the history of the show, this was the ground breaking moment. This was the discovery. It's like it's like we were out and somebody actually struck gold.

Like this is the moment that, in a lot of ways, defined the year and laid the foundation for what has come since then. And I'm talking about from Episode 496. This is when we actually get Robert Paul Champagne on the phone. I can actually visualize. I close my eyes and I see you. Oh, my God, going like this. I couldn't believe it.

Yeah. Because our emotions, we were I've never been that excited. I mean, I mean, I think what was so great about that moment is that it really unified all the mommies listening. Everybody's genes who have ever listened to the show and follow along. Everybody's genes collectively got higher and tighter than they've ever fucking been. It's true.

And every mommy listening was like, yes. People were weeping and sending videos of themselves and like, I've never been this excited in my life. I can't believe I'm so stoked about something so dumb. It was like the best. You know, this was like, this was something that, you know, we had been playing this guy's clip for years. We would talk about how he's out there and of course inaccessible.

And, you know, we're never going to see this guy. Yeah, he was just this mystery fella to get him on the phone and just OK. OK, I feel like I just want to be honest. Well, and what's so funny about this phone call, watching it again, as you'll listen to it again, is that he's not aware of how famous he is yet. He has no idea. He doesn't know that he is just making so many people's day by answering the phone and just talking to a couple of maniacs.

I remember that somebody made in that time a video of us of the phone ringing and we're just going to draw it out. And then when he answers, hello, they show a stadium of soccer fans. Yeah, everybody was out. It was really a human moment for it was like one of the most unifying moments that's ever happened on the show. It was really special. It made me feel like all the stupid shit in my brain.

Was worth something. I know it was like we have been making this this podcast about nonsense. And, you know, people are like, what's with the fucking jeans? What are you going to do and all these? Why are people telling me to pull them up? And what is all this? What is what is fucking glassing? Like all that nonsense was like, oh, it's about this moment.

Yes, about getting Robert Paul Champagne on the phone and talking to. And you know what, as silly and inside jokie as it was, everybody was like celebrating this call with this random guy. I mean, it was who who now is a great friend of ours. And who we've gotten to know deeper and deeper. And he continues to unrun. It's like an onion. We keep peeling back layers of Robert Paul Champagne and he delights every single time.

Oh, watch the Dr. Drew interview. It is powerful. Powerful. Here's the number two clip. It's from episode 496. It's the Robert Paul Champagne phone call. Oh, my God, please answer.

Hello. Hey, Robert. Yeah. Hey, how's it going, man? This is Tom. I'm here with Christina. We're so excited to speak with you. Thanks for jumping on the phone, man.

I'm doing OK. Oh, good. Hi, Robert. We're such big fans. Thank you for taking time out of your day. OK. So here's what I was going to say, man. I mean, first of all, I love your Instagram account. And I love that you are direct with what you want and what you like. I think a lot of people out there, you know, kind of beat around the bush.

But you, you go, you put the message exactly out what you want. And so I think it should be celebrated that you're doing that. Well, that's what I like to do. And I always always want to be honest. Yeah, that's great, man. So here's what I wanted to ask, man. You know, you put out these messages and you're pretty clear that, you know, you like black and Latino guys.

How is the how's Instagram working for you as far as getting a response? Are you getting the response that you want from it? Sometimes. Sometimes. And does it do most people like respond by commenting or do they do they respond by direct message? Direct direct. And how does that work? So the some guy goes, I'm a hot black guy.

And then how does the exchange start? I give, well, we talk and then I greet some come over here for a drink and I just test them out to see what they like. Nice. You test them out. Like you you ask them like, hey, are you into this or you into that? Or how does it go down? No, I haven't come over. I have and then we have a drink or two.

I had to see how they really are if they weren't comfortable. But I know they're not my type. Got you. You have a good system, man. You have a good system. Now, this you're not into white guys, right? I can. You can. But I mean, it should be kind of like an aggressive guy, I'm guessing, right? Yes. Now, one of the things that kind of stands out in those videos

is you're pretty bold in that you are open to men from jail, ex convicts and stuff. Do you ever I was thinking that maybe you would get fearful in a way of somebody like that. Do you fear them at all? I don't fear people. But even if they're like a convicted felon, you're not worried at all. I don't think everyone I think people go to jail.

Let's get the wrong term. I don't think they're I think if you go to good in them, you could probably get the good of them. OK. Yeah. All right. I like that. Well, that's true, because we've had of friends that have actually been in jail and are very nice people and they've changed their lives. And you've also offered people a lease and a key. Have you done that recently?

I did one person, but they didn't work out. But they came back. But this person, they're sad dressing as a war male, but they dressed as a drag queen and I couldn't have him in a house. Oh, because you don't wait because you're not attracted to drag queen. No, I was just too much gossiping. And I didn't want to hear she she jokes. I said, I had to move.

Yeah, it's not your thing. So but they come over and it's just it's just, you know, free food, free rent. Right. I have a lot of food. I keep I buy liquor in the house. I fix the place up, beautiful. And I want to be alone. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's great, man. Now, do you invite any type of aggression?

Like, I feel like I've seen a video where maybe, you know, you're in courage, like someone can piss on you and beat you. Is that all right to do if you like them? If I like them, I know what it's like. I know if I know when we get along, it's OK. Long as I don't get around like bruise, bruise, you know. Oh, OK. So they're not supposed to just beat the shit out of you, though. It's just like a little smacking around. Yeah, I got you.

OK, that's that's good and and clear now. I'm glad that we made that clear. Now, is the is the invite open to how you on out? Like, is that what you want to happen? Yeah, I can't keep it in like people want to come after they call and I talk on the phone and I talk to them, just like a little read on them. Yeah, now I'm going to come over. And then do you tell them that you're home here now?

Yeah, you do. Of course. So can you say I'm home here now? I'm home here right now. All right. That's great. Now, I got to tell you, we have a pretty a pretty big reach. And I want to know, do you want us to give out your Instagram handle? Because you're going if we do, if you want that to happen, we will. But I want you to know that if we do that, you'll gain a lot of followers

and get a lot of messages. And I just want to make sure that would be something you want. That's a problem. OK. And, you know, just so you know, I mean, if you do that, a lot of people will have your phone number because you because you posted in your address. And I just want to make sure you're comfortable with that. I don't have Facebook. The Facebook is so slow.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, Instagram is the way to go. So let's let's see this. I think our guy here can pull up your Instagram account. Let's do you know your own handle well on Instagram? I know it. It's it's Robert Paul Champagne. Is that correct? Right. OK. But the handle is actually Robert Paul. Well, yeah, P.L.

We're bringing it. Yeah. Yeah, Robert Paltch. Paltch. P-A-U-L-C-H. OK. And yeah, you have a lot of great artwork on there, beautiful men, a lot of different posed men with amazing bodies and physiques. And then there's some of your stuff in there. You're wearing different hats and masks. I really like your page.

Well, generally, I could be sexy. But I also want to come to summertime. I go to Coney Island. I perform on I perform my karaoke. That's what it is, because you said I'll see you guys at Coney Island performing and I was wondering. So you perform karaoke for people. Is that what you're saying? You know, I sing and I do hopper thing.

Tom Jones, all these people. I generally like to get to the people I know. And then if I have a good day and I know I don't feel like I'm going to Coney Island. So I get like toys for the kids. If you can't get a lot of money, so the parents don't feel so bad, you know? Oh, that's nice. Yeah. Can you look? Can you sing like one line? Not right now. Not right now.

He needs music. Well, yeah, I'm just just saying. Not right now. I wish I could. OK, so you're you're a New York guy. Do you do you frequent any area of New York or you just like people to come over? I have people come all the way out. I don't go to the village because it's not my scene. I'm one of those. I kept one of it.

Really? Yeah. So now it's basically putting out these posts and kind of seeing. So you're kind of you've evolved into the digital era. Basically, you're doing what's the modern thing now. Yeah. Yeah, that's fun. It's fun to try it out, you know, it is fun to try it out. The thing is, our show, like Tom said, has a huge reach and a huge following. And if you're looking for black guys who want to do it, you're going to find it on our show.

Oh, they're going to hit you up. I mean, guys who like to fucking fuck good are going to hit you up directly. Would you? Oh, that's. I was going to. Now is your opportunity. If you wanted to put it out there, why don't you tell our listeners what exactly it is you're looking for? That's a great idea. Just give us your message. What are you looking for?

Our black men who are aggressive, they're not shy. They're not, they're not infinimate. They are. They could small, they could drink, they could be themselves. They're fun to be with. They're sexy. They're a lot of their combination of charms, but I can pull it. But then again, I like to when I come home because I'm a controlled person. When I come home, I want them to control because when it goes on control, you know. What kind of work are you into?

Like, what's the field? What do I do? I design things. Really? I design like costumes. Oh, you're creating creative. You're a creative guy. So now with these guys, you know, black guys and some of these Latino guys, what's like the ideal piece of equipment you're looking for on a guy?

Because I feel like you've probably experienced some different things. What kind of size do you like? Sorry, I like to go to a gym. A possible shape. Yes. Yes. You like a good body. If I go out, if I go out with them, if I do go to those, what are we going on? I want them to be a little envious and it's OK, you know.

Yes. It's like putting on a nice piece of jewelry. You want people to look and be like, that's nice. Yeah. Yeah. Swag man right here. So you want like a but you want a pretty a pretty aggressive top is what you're looking for, though. Yeah. OK. Because he's a power player by day. And I think at night, right?

Is that kind of it? Like a night you want to be? You want someone to take care? So during the day, I have I'm more of a control when I come home at night, I want someone to get them to have control. I'm tired of me being always the one making the same. We come home, you know, tired of it. And how do you feel about drugs? Are you open to people using them or give a strict policy?

No, it's a it's a drug. OK, but I don't take drugs. That's deadly to them. I don't take drugs. But you will drink, right? You'll have a drink. I don't drink to the house. I have all kind of liquor in my house.

I smoke cigars and everything, but nice. That's a ticket. They got they got it. It could do that they want to do some stuff they can. OK. Um, yeah, that's that's good to know, man. That's that's good that you're open to to whatever. Yeah, these guys can hold you on out if they want to.

But like with you know, I'm saying that phrase. Have you ever heard that phrase? How homey on out homey on out? No, no. No, yeah, that makes sense. I understand that. How did you get into, by the way, because I love talking kinks and everything with people.

How did you get into the piss pissing? How did I get into it? Yeah, I was about 20. I was taken to a rubber bar and because I didn't care for the drug. Well, I went to Mr. M. Bar and I got into it and I'm seen and I got a little more into that. Nice.

And then it evolved there. Yeah, we had it there. Because at that time we it wasn't like sense of that. Now they think they'll sense it. Now we have a little more freedom. Yeah, I agree. I feel like people are a little more, you know, uptight nowadays, huh? A lot.

A lot more. So we're letting people know the page. They can they can go and they can it's OK. You're you're saying go ahead and follow me, Robert P. A. U. L. C. H. On Instagram, Robert Paul Champagne and you're saying it's OK for them to send you messages and you're you're open to it, right? I'm open to it, I can say because I have Facebook.

I put in the Facebook is so Facebook is getting slower. But so much of Facebook is slow. Yes, Instagram is way better. I totally agree with you on that. And hopefully these guys that reach out are it's really going to pick up for you just so you know, you're going to get a lot of messages. And I hope you enjoy it. We're big fans, man.

So thank you so much. Thank you, Robert and doing this call. And you put the call out there and you're going to get a lot of responses. And I hope you find what you're looking for. I think you are. There will be a lot of black guys and Latino guys that that that fuck good that are are going to want to take you up on the offer. OK, all right.

Well, thanks so much, man. I hope we can talk again soon. OK, have a nice day. OK, thank you, Robert. Take care. Oh, my God, I'm sweating. That was so exciting. Oh, man.

It's yeah, it really is. That was incredible. You relive the hope. You feel hope and joy. You feel alive again. Yeah, well, now we're here. It's it is the number one moment of 2019. It was hard to to put this list together.

But I feel like number one in a way was easy. I mean, what could this moment was easy and kind of encapsulates encapsulates everything that YMH stands for. Yes, it really was a great moment. It's the culmination of many years of discussion. It was a lucky happening for you. And it's the humor that we strive for. It was also if you want to just go ahead and talk about circumstance

and luck of something happening and being able to capture it. Yeah, I mean, it was a Haley's Comet moment. You could live three lifetimes and not be ready for this. We are, of course, talking about something else that happened that we that we debuted in episode 500, which is my mother's epic fart. This this video, essentially, the podcast world went by. I mean, everybody was talking about this. I mean, every podcast everybody, the president, social media,

Trump, Putin, everybody was like, Charles Fart is unbelievable. And she let us know that that was just the beginning. It's not even that is not even. I mean, I think back to the moment where I had teased her about, let's see what you can do right now, because she's been farting like this my whole life. And she is like, well, and I see her turn and put her hands on the counter. And I just happened to thank God these iPhones, I pull it out and I just hit from the from the home screen here, you know, like the lock screen.

I just hit the camera button. But hold on. So you mean to tell me that you saw her ramping up because she put her hands on the counter and you knew that was going to take a I just I was taking a shot. I didn't know she'd done that movement before. Is what you're saying. I just saw her go like, like, oh, to brace. Yeah, she's bracing.

There might be something. Yeah. And I just so happened to pull that phone out. Literally. You watch it. It's like a second or two, a couple seconds. And she starts for you. She farts, you know, F-A-R-T.

And it is, you know, I think O'Crisen told me he clocked at nine point some seconds. And I'm sure Blue Band knows. And then that reaction, you know, when she looked, she was like, the reaction is everything. Look, it is it is not just a great moment in this podcast's history. It's a great moment in my life. I tried to get her to fart again recently. And she told me that it's going to cost $200,000. Well, this video, to be fair, ruined her social life.

She couldn't go play bridge anymore. She said she's not leaving the house. Yeah, she's become a bit of a shut-in since the video went viral. But we made it up to her. You paid her a lot. We sent her to Vegas with money and I bought her a bag. Look, it was a whole thing. And she hit me up for money multiple times.

Yeah. And then I'm like, what is this for now? She's like the video. I'm like, how many times are you going to ask me to fucking pay you for this? Yeah, she's still milking that. Yeah. So here it is. It's a beautiful moment. Episode 500, the Charo Fart, the number one moment of the year.

She's shy about it. Yeah. And she was like, I'm your mother. She's, you know, she's OS like time. OS soft screen. She's the old school. She's like, you want to play a clip of your mother farting? She's like, could you put me any lower? That's what she kept saying.

And I'm like, mom, it's great. People want to see you. She goes, fart. So I had to buy her a bag when I was with her and agree that I'll fly her to a casino, put her up and give her gambling, all this. And I was like, yes, just to get this video today, just to get permission from her to play it.

That's a lot of scratch just to get this fart video. Just just for this 15, 20 second clip here. And here's the other thing I'll tell you is that I'm sick of my my copy written material being stolen. Yeah, you know, double pipe classic is on Urban Dictionary. No mention of me. That's a that's a phrase I came up with. Show me how those big tits fart.

That's yours 100 percent. And you know what we found, by the way, I think you guys sent it to me last week. I was trying to like pull up. There's a vice interview we did. Remember when we were in Toronto, yeah, 2014. Yeah, where you mentioned that I say it to you. Show me how this big tits fart. Also, it's documented that it goes that far back to 2014.

But people don't want to give me credit. No. So this time with this clip, I asked Blue Band to just go ahead and TMZ and throw some watermarks on it so nobody can just steal it without giving proper credit. Now, what are we going to call this? This is like Mom Farts. Charo Farts. I don't know. Now, sorry, sorry.

No, go ahead. Go ahead. Well, let's do volume up. Oh, my God. Let's let it rip for episode 500. This is huge. Here is my own mother char. And this is real. I this is not doctored. People are going to be like, oh, you know, this is a sound effect. This is a hundred percent.

And it should be pointed out that this was a lucky fortuitous filming like this. This is not a setup. As she turned around and I thought maybe she's going to fart. I reached in my pocket, pulled out my iPhone. Thank God the iPhone has that button where you can just I forget about that button all the time. The camera was and I was just rolling

and just that shows you that God is real. Yeah, look at God. God is good all the time. This is a magical moment. Let's do volume up and let's let's let's watch. I can't believe I'm finally. Hi. Your noise on them.

Oh my god, one more time, please, again, again. I can't believe it. Wait, hold on. Before we go on. Oh my gosh. That was perfect because she really did not know you. She didn't know. She didn't know.

How did you sense that she was going to fart that big? I didn't. I just, you know, it was, there's times like there's morning and evening farts that are pretty impressive. And I just, I just was like, this might be a big one. I mean, now just so you know, she's, she's gone bigger than that before and longer than that for sure. And just so you just revving the engine, but that's real.

That is what she is capable of and that the multi levels and that took me years to get the privilege to see in here years before she trusted me. So this is huge, you guys. Can we see it again, please? I love it so much. The face. The face is like. The face.

The face. I don't know. Show it to me. Show it to me. All right. Let's do something real quick. Because this moment is so amazing. Look at her face.

She's so mortified. She's mortified. You can't, I mean, that look is genuine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you got it. You can't be like, hey, act like. No, no, no, no. That is genuine mortification.

You caught her, dude. All right. There it was. The Epic Charo Fart and. That's it. 2019 is a wrap, pros. It's a wrap. We're into 2020.

We hope to have an amazing list for you at the end of this year. Well, we have some exciting guests coming up on the books. We do have some exciting guests. I think 2020 is going to be an epic year for us. I do too. I do too. It's really fun doing these podcasts. I love this staff.

Oh, we have the best staff. Working at this space. You guys are the best fans in the world. I'm serious. I'm eternally grateful for what's been built and like, you know, just the feedback, the jokes. My favorite thing is what we'll actually go out on here. We've always said that you guys are so talented in, among other things, in music.

I mean, the songs are a staple of the show, the fan made songs. I mean, I think what makes YMH so unique and special is that it's always been a fan driven show. We've responded and all the videos we play are sourced from you guys. Yeah. And a special part of that is the music that we get that is phenomenal and special and funny and great. Look, I put some of this shit on my phone.

Yeah. It's so good. I'm serious. And YMH's job now is to go through all the emails, which there are so many and he picks the gems and he picks the videos and shout out to any two for switching and being a part of the show this year and Chris who's been wonderful and of course, Josh Potter. I just wanted to name you guys. Yeah.

You mean a lot to the show and you've been a great addition and I think people really love you. So. And now we're going to go out on a little mashup here, right of some of the top five Yeah. Our five favorite songs of the year just to kind of roll the episode out. So from us to you. Ta ta they're retired.

Okay. I did not say that just now that was a drop. Just so you know, I did not say that to you guys. So rude. Well, we'll see you guys back here next week. Say run, eat at clock, eat 15. By the way, I know what's happening with the fart mic. You guys will see about that.

I would rather never see it again. That's because you didn't have any farts in 20. I'm the fart champ. We got to go. I'm having chest pain. I love you. I love you. Oh.

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That's my G. That's my Queen. Bobby and Trish. I'm a sexual person. That's my G. High and tight. Pink glasses on night. You the water champion in bed. No saying no.

I'm talking about that's my G. That's my G. That's my G. That's my G. Coming back from the road. I've been getting these checks. Don these big words. They don't want no wreck.

Don them. Put some respect on my neck. I'm trying to put 40K on my neck. I'm trying to take you up into a jet. Fuck buying houses. Girl we can just rent. Even if all I have was some machitos. You help me do all these easy stress.

Yes. Even if we don't got time. Girl we make time. If they heard it through the grapevine. I would tell them that's my G. That's my Queen. Bobby and Trish. I'm a sexual person.

That's my G. High and tight. Big glasses all night. Through the water. Cheap in the bed. No saying on top of my. That's my G. That's my G.

That's my G. That's my G. That's my G. That's my G. That's my G. Just give me your apple. A bottle. A bottle.

A bottle. Four strokes. A bottle. A bottle. A bottle. A bottle. Four strokes. I don't need you no more.

That's my G. That's my G. That's my G. That's my G. That's my G. That's my G. That's my G. That's my G.

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