Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - 533-Daymond John-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Episode Date: January 9, 2020

Hey there Chomo! The main mommies are especially excited on this episode because Dr. Drew pulled his jeans up and flew to New York to visit YMH-All Star Robert Paul Champagne. We knew Garth Brooks hides bodies, but is he a kidnapper too? Tom talks about his favorite crime shows and his favorite body hiders besides Garth. They also discuss Bert Kreischer and their new fascination with his teeth. Daymond John is a businessman, investor, television personality, author, and motivational speaker. He is best known as the CEO of FUBU, and from the reality TV series Shark Tank. What goes on behind the scenes of Shark Tank? What are the all-time dumbest Shark Tank pitches? Daymond also gets exposed to some cool guys! Also look out for his new book dropping in the new year called "Power Shift."

What it do take your oeuvres 20 20 20 20 you know I'm saying you know I'm saying you got to take your oeuvres you got to be safe It's 2020 it's 2020 20 We're back for another Year at least our contracts are re-up Your mom's house podcast this will be I guess officially year 10. What right? We started in 2010. It was late 2010 20

20 I did not realize that it's been a decade of doing the show. Yeah October of 2010 nice first did it and you know what's interesting is every time I think we're gonna run out of stuff to make fun of or will there be a new maniac when you're feathering it brother There is a never ending like that brother. Yeah, come on joe moe. There's a never-ending supply. Yep out there It's true content. There is there's there's never we're never gonna run out. No No fed smoker All the other guys. Yeah RPC we released the Christmas special. Yeah, it was over the holiday just for you guys

It was great It was amazing to see that come together. I mean I was talking to drew about it and He was like I don't know. I feel like it was one of drew's proudest accomplishments. I think so. He did a great job But just having that all come together drew Paul brazil again The coordination of it the backstory of drew having watch videos kind of made on the fly assessments Seeing rpc be like uh colonel sanders

He's a chicken head clock head like saying I'll cry and then having drew actually be like I would go out there and meet him And then him doing it Amazing. I mean the dedication dr. Drew has to the show is commendable And also it was great to get an inside look into rpc's world and life and how that brain Works and I have to I'll tell you a little behind the scenes stuff After After drew interviewed rpc in in jew dork titties I was on the way to the airport here in la and I get a phone call from dr. Drew. Yeah, and he goes

Wow, like just wow. He said then his exact words were i'm impressed Now, you know a man that has done The work that he's been doing for 40 years now when dr. Drew says he's impressed. It's something It's something else. I don't know what Yeah, we actually had a discussion about When i'm in new york next and drew in new york about taking rpc To like a five-star dinner. Oh my gosh. He'd have to put pants on though. He doesn't fine. He can do it Just having a meet us like a really upscale restaurant. Yeah, man. Because that would just be fun

He would love it. I don't think he'd want to leave his Get like a glass of wine or something. It's probably like a rosé or something Oh, just something. I can't can I piss in this cup? Okay. Can I piss right here? That's the sound of you man. You're feathering it brother You just broke proto buddy We've really been into fed smoker lately around the house. Oh, yeah, we've been talking about breaking proto all day What'd you take when you're feathering it brother? When you're feathering it brother like he's honk hogan back in the day

And that's what that's what I did a good trip on it Can you get a feather that shit? He's got a lighter to his head when he says that right you're feathering it you feathering it. Yep That is nuts. Why are you getting a haircut like a fucking bum like a chomo? Yeah, you can just light it on fire and trim it yourself And it but okay, this is a stupid thought but I I was thinking about how come a child molester is chomo. It should be chimo Hmm chomo cho chimo. Well child molester. Why is it chomo? I think it rolls off the tongue. It's chomo is a great word. Don't get me wrong. What's up there chomo?

What's up there chomo? What'd you take when you're feathering it brother? Yeah, what'd you take? I don't know man You're just bro. You're just just the way it is protocol buddy. What's up there chomo? You're not following proto at all. You're fucking done You're fucking fired You really do his voice so well too when you're fucking when you're fucking when you're feathering it brother I want you to take You gotta get a good trip on it. Oh man. So you're gonna feather that shit

You gotta get it going buddy Yeah, you know what's good about your impression of him is it's it goes a little bit in a top dog Yeah, but then it goes just into fed smoker. Yeah, so it's a little top doggy and then you go into crazy I think top dog would not feel comfortable watching. What would he say? Uh I'm trying to think like what would he say if you're like Tommy. No, this guy's not He's irresponsible You know, you say that's dangerous buddy. Yeah, you can't put a lighter to your oh, yeah, something's wrong with that guy

Something's wrong with him. Is that or is that drugs? Is that what he's doing smoking drugs? He wouldn't know I think it's meth that meth. Yeah, that's good. Okay Did you guys know what method he does? Yeah, he just knows that all anything that you could smoke is bad. Yeah Well, it's interesting because um Math is particularly bad from what I've learned from dr. Drew. Yeah It's a whole new it look if you if you are mentally ill. It's like putting kerosene on a brain. That's already He had this really cool. He explained to me that um That uh meth users often pursue police

That he's like he's it's very common for people who smoke meth to Approach and become combative with multiple police officers. I think you mean combative. There's an extra cell And then uh cocaine. Yeah, they flee from the cops, which is smart Yeah, he's like people on cocaine will jump out a window to get away from cops And people on meth will be like, what's up? What's up dog? Like Just walk up to the cops He said cops are like, why are all these meth guys always approaching me? That is interesting I mean, I'm assuming it's just all those chemicals

Gotta get her hot too All hopped up on battery acid. Uh-huh. That shit does make you nuts at least Yeah Cocaine is a plant. It's just it's natural. Uh, no, it's no what's in the coca. You know, I don't know Cocoa leaf is a plant, but right cocaine is a chemical that well, how do they mix the coca? You know, you watch that narcos. Yeah, I forget the whole process, but it's there's definitely a chemical chemicals and the coca You know, absolutely. Okay, google that shit native. How do you make cocaine? Yeah Okay, don't you love our digital footprint on this show? Yeah, it's helpful. It's good

How it's made. Yeah, what's in that shit, bro? It's definitely it's not as gnarly as it's pretty gnarly. It's not as gnarly, but it's it's gnarly It's not good But they don't use like formaldehyde and shit that like I don't think it's just nasty shit. It's definitely chemicals. Yeah Petrol battery acid Yeah, are you serious? Yeah, I guess the 80s stuff I heard was better. I don't know. I don't take cocaine Is that's Gordon Ramsay? Yeah What's he doing? I think he's teaching everyone how to make a world-class Michelin start cocaine. Yeah, your cocaine is shit

That's great. All right. All right. Well, let's get to this uh This opening clip here. You ready to get going here. I'm ready. They're joe moe. Let's go fucking joe moe I will if you don't Fuck you too, bitch. You fucking call the cops go right ahead. You want me to call the cops? You are a fucking phone cop sucker. I like to punch your fucking lights out Who is randy don't bring anyone loving for this Your mom in the fucking stand. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house with Tom Segura talk

Christina Pajit Welcome to your mom's house Oh Oh Oh, I love this clip. It's about time we see a woman get violent. It's nice to see a lady Doing what the guys can do. Yeah, we can be crazy too. She's at sprint and um, I think she's mad That what was on her phone the photos that were on the phone are no longer there Well, it should make you mad like it makes me effing mad

When you go to the apple store and they promise you the dream of a new fixed thing Yeah, and then all your shit's gone like come on, bro. Well, let's see what this what happens with this sprint guy All right, I'm a little low on my tone, but you tell him That's right. I did threaten you Because now I lost yeah now I'm threatening you My god. No my pictures were on his phone Don't tell me any differently My fucking pictures were on that phone

What do you think hey, what do you think those pictures are of are they dick pics? There's probably a few in there. I don't think she doesn't get dick pics What I think is her kids. Is she that fired up? Kid pics. I don't know could be but She's not chill about it, you know, pussy pics Fuck you too, bitch fucking call with cops go right ahead. You want me to try me? You're like fucking phone cop sucker. I like to punch your fucking lights out I love it. It's about time

Jesus Christ Oh Yeah I love that. I like at the end when they're like, I'll call you fucking call them go ahead get ahead Yeah, yeah, she's like on testosterone women don't usually get that Jesus Christ Oh Good work

Oh my god, see that wait now you keep interrupting man. I'm sorry. I'm just trying to fucking hear it Jesus Christ What does he say? What does he say to her? Oh, thanks for coming lady and then she goes. Yeah, you fucking call. Yeah Jesus Christ. She's awesome. She's great. Can I say what I wanted to say though? Yeah, of course Go back to the beginning at the beginning of the beginning of this clip See those two people Standing on the right there. I thought those were real people this whole time. Oh my god I was like, wow, they're not doing anything. They're just standing there like that. It's a fucking poster on the wall

That's why I'm like, they're so calm. Didn't you think they were kind of big and I did but I thought maybe they were like closer to the camera or something And they're just not moving at all. Yeah, I'm like, he's still like, I can't figure this out. Yeah holding up the same thing Pretty cool. Yeah, happy holidays. Yeah, that shit does. I don't know. It does make me feel good. It's merry christmas, tom Yeah, yeah, do you say merry christmas or happy holiday? I say merry christmas So my dad says Yeah, I was at the bank today and The guy said happy holidays and I stopped and I looked him in the face and I said merry christmas

Okay, I did say a lot of nice. I celebrate christmas. So I don't see why I can't say that. Wow, dad I agree. I kind of do too. I did you did I did say merry christmas a lot this last season How come because I I agree. I'm like, I don't know what you celebrate But I can't calibrate my fucking brain around it. I can't sit here and wonder And we most of us celebrate christmas in this country. So I'm gonna go with the majority Yeah, except for I gave a card to somebody I knew was hindu and that one I changed to happy holidays I gave the peanuts cards that I give but I I wrote happy holidays. I had respect for her To a hindu person? Mm-hmm. I'm trying to think of who that would be

Our uh, I don't want to yeah, it's related to our children. So I don't want to okay I'll tell you after jeez. I kind of wish we would cut that relationship off. I didn't know about that I don't want that influence on my I know neither do I that whole inclusion thing and that today Maybe send her a nice send her another card to stay away from the kids I'll say it merry christmas. You know, I get a lot of shit. I've gotten a lot of shit about you know speculation about what garth brooks has been up to and done

And um, I just want to say it feels good to be validated. Yeah Feels good. Yeah To be validated. Oh my god Look at the cover of this is one of the most respected publications in the country It says garth brooks kidnap Terror. Hmm. And you just see the the face of an unrepentant violent possible mass murderer

new hostage nightmare Poof. I mean this shit That is cool stuff slick stuff neat stuff. Who did he kidnap? Well, you know It's just I I'm assuming I mean it looks like his lady there is Trish is not happy. Well, she looks she looks like she's scared in the photo So I guess the implication is that maybe He kidnapped her That's what I thought

I mean, well, who did he kidnap? Can you can you give me a second? The page is it on are you gonna go through every page of the new york times before you find it? I'm looking for it It's brilliant page six Well, that would be the new york post the new york post my favorite looking at right now. All right Garth brooks. Oh man. Look at that just looks just like when they have a guy at perp walk And they're like, oh, did you do it and he just you know Looked at the cop. I didn't do it country kingpin garth brooks has been brought to his knees over fears for his family's safety His ex-wife sandi's fugitive former flame who videotaped her in the nude

And kidnapped her at gunpoint now lives less than 15 miles When the music legends loved ones He's looking over his shoulders all the time. Oh wait, this is a spin on what he's been up to He must have paid them off Oh, wow. So I guess they're saying that maybe He feels like he might get kidnapped. Oh, that can't be accurate. Yeah, it's like how does You know

How does ted bundy all of a sudden now he's scared? He paid off the this publication To spin the story. Yeah. Yeah, it sounds like he Paid somebody. Yeah. So yeah, that's what they're saying here is that like now That is such a clever way to spin it. It was kind of like when lance armstrong He started that like cancer foundation. I know meanwhile. He's like doping up before every race And then they're like, oh, but he's a great guy. It's like, yeah, he's he's diverting the attention to what he's doing So that you go, oh, he's fucking. Yeah, but he's great. You know, it's like, oh, I'm scared. But yeah

You're right. Tom. I didn't think of it that way It's throwing the media off the trail of course of the crimes. He's actually committing right now He's doing who knows what he's really doing. Yeah, that's the thing. I don't want to be You know accused of saying something. I'm just saying who knows I really like that Yeah, it's um, I don't know. It's terrifying. He's a terrifying Terrifying person. He is. Yeah. How's his socials been lately? Have we been? I haven't been on his socials I know that there's a lot of people missing from Uh, that they've been to the concerts like every time that he's in that city doing a show the next day

They're like, oh, there's like six people gone women. Yeah. Yeah He likes heavy set blonde women, I think I don't know what he likes. Well, that's what that's the type. That's the type. I like that Yeah, like heavy set blondes. Is that supposed to be here happening? Is that supposed to be? Huh? And then they're like happy birthday. He's like, oh Happy birthday to jay Happy birthday to jay inside studio g where music is first here and uh, I like it that way really cool God it really cool. I got

Is it supposed to happen? That's like you. Oh my god. That was you earlier where you were like, uh I'm trying to hear the clip And you got a murderous towards me. We need to ISO him On that next episode if you could lift the footage of tom and the rage in his eyes It was identical to this garth rage And like I didn't know I was talking over I was Excitable I was in the room. I didn't I didn't I was honestly like really I was so enraptured with what was happening

I don't know all the time what I do. Okay, and the rage What's not rage it welled up inside of you. I wish we could do an instant playback It was exactly that is that supposed to happen? Happy birthday Hey You've been really watching your psycho killer stuff at night too, man your speech to me about What she says to me before I go But no doubt I'm laying in bed. I'm telling you it's like

It's it is literally the worst shit you could watch before you go To sleep at night and dream You know why you read children a nice bedtime story so that they have a positive thing before you go into the unconscious and you dream You dream positively And i'm drifting off to sleep and all I hear is like the bodies were burned severed in half stabbed raped Dragged behind a truck

And then he's like just sitting there smiling I go what are you watching? Haven't we watched all the murder shows are there's he's gone through all the narcos He's gone through all the the drug lord stuff and now we're just How do you even find the new murder show? They just keep putting them out keep coming out. They keep putting them out But my question to you beating them up. Yeah, you just love it and he's up till midnight just weirding out watching these shows She's like half of it. She goes, please. I just hear she goes, please please Put on anything else. I'm trying to sleep here

And how do you feel your brain with this garbage? How are you? She's like, well, it's still you know what you're putting into your mind. You just put craziness into your mind What's filth it it literally is Violence pornography. It is the most hateful harmful stuff to put into your mind at night before you go to the documentary series It's any anybody would tell it's it's it's not healthy It's a documentary Go to bed Yeah, it's good. It's a good show. It's not healthy to to pull your head full of garbage

It's a fascinating story. It's like watching the news right before but you don't want to do those things the uh, Henry Lee Lucas one I don't want to know it confession killer But it doesn't give you nightmares. No I don't know how it doesn't it gives me it trickles into my life It doesn't give me nightmares. How do you watch that violence? That absolute nightmarish ghoulish stuff And then you roll over every night and you sleep like an angel You do it doesn't give me nightmares. That's why

Yeah, it's just a story. I'm watching the story. It terrifies me the stuff that you watch I couldn't watch it in the middle of the day. I'd be terrified even It's always raping murdering raping murdering. Yeah, I like to be entertained It's a good story But do you understand do you guys in the booth Sympathize with my thing of like before you go to sleep. We don't nadov. Don't you have a nice relaxing routine before bed? Yeah, what do you do? In the background

I mean, I don't know I'll just put some show that I've gone through a lot that I don't want to pay attention to A little cheers a little bit of the office a little background noise that's kind of Fun and filled with jokes right happy positive good feelings. Yeah the murder stuff also kind of bums me out Kind of Any what do you do to fall to soothe your soul before you go to bed? What are you watching before bed? Uh, it doesn't really matter because it's background noise, but I've definitely fallen asleep to american psycho like 200 oh the movie. Yeah, I love that move, but that's a comedy

No, I love american psycho. It's it is a comedy. There's vibe. There's laugh-out-loud parts. It's a it's a dark comedy It's really funny and it's not true, but his are like the woman next door the blonde woman Who were a varsity mom sweatshirt was kidnapped? By the chomo, you know, it's always like very detailed horror It's all real Okay, I think americans I go to great movie. I do like that one. It's great. I do 100 push-ups Oh, it's fantastic. Hey guys, I do my push-ups. I could do 500 like he rags about the car So funny. It's great. It is a great movie christian bale is amazing in that. I do an almond scrub

and we'll be straight um I bet josh has a pretty Uh, oh unpleasant Free bed routine. Yeah, what do you do? I just uh fire up the porn hub See what that's got. I knew it. Yeah Yeah, that's fine. You just masturbate and that helps that helps men go to sleep. Yeah for sure Yeah, I can turn on whatever on netflix. It could be murder. It could be

Give it your it doesn't matter what goes on as long as I uh jays out my balls. Yeah, do you do you jizz every night before bed? No, but do you uh Do you um have a certain go-to like category on porn hub? Do you do like a particular search? I uh, I like to see what's trending, you know, what the people are looking at that day. What everyone else is coming to Yeah, yeah, and you come with them. Yeah, and then I see like well if that's for me or not Yeah, that's cool. You like a lot of lesbian stuff. You told me I do. I do. It's uh, kind of my soup de jour Makes me so upset That he's not different these days. It's not the same as it was in the 90s

You know, really where it didn't look like it was real now. They've really figured it out. Hmm Why does it upset you that he likes lesbian? Not that he likes lesbian porn. It's just that like When I when I when I'm like trying to jerk it and I end up on a clip and it's lesbian I'm like god damn it. I immediately try to get out of it. Why are you so angry with lesbos? I'm not angry at lesbians. I just feel like as um, you know, what about if they have a strap on Is it it's the absence of the penis that upsets I need to see it But there's a penis with a strap on. Yeah, but I want to see a real one getting worked over, you know

Some of them look pretty real But you don't like to see man on woman in porn at all If there's a another woman you need a third party. It has to be a threesome I mean, it doesn't have to be but it's preferred. It is preferred for you. Oh, yeah Wow, so just like a guy and a girl doing it. You can't you're like, yeah, it's What is it there? What what is I mean? What about that doesn't do anything for you? I don't it's too plain

It's too simple. All right, you just need another there's a little I don't know some sort of circumstance around it. It depends on the plot and such I can't even tolerate a plot. No, it's probably why I don't read fiction. I get so annoyed I don't want to hear flourishing details. Let's just get to the stuff. I fast forward through all the setup Do you watch do you watch the setup? You need to know the story? Sometimes it's fun. Sometimes it's fun. Yeah. Oh, I think what bothers me too a little bit about the lesbian porn is like I know that they're probably not that uncomfortable You know

Doing it. Maybe that's maybe because I know that they're enjoying it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, so that's probably yeah Well, he's angry and wants to murder so that makes sense. I do you like crying in your porn? Of course. He likes crying Yeah Yeah, what's your favorite like a cry porn? I'm just like a broke a broken spirit like if I see that like You know, she really regrets it like kind of that behind the scenes afterwards What am I doing? Like that

So that the regret not the like the cock is so powerful that it induces crying. Oh, no, that's good too Oh, yeah, like Fuck like one of those where you can see in the face and she's like Fuck I think it might have really damaged me like one of those kind of or they're choking on it so much that they just have tears Oh, yeah going down their face. That's cool too. That's what I'm saying like you don't get to see any of that with your lesbian porn Oh, yeah, the girls are pretty rough Really dude with the lesbos, but how can they make each other crying stuff out with uh with a strap on? Oh, yeah All right. I mean, I'll try it. I just I feel like I mean, but then there's no money shot

You don't like the money. Yeah, how do you know when the scene is finished if there's no jizz? I they they do their own little jizz sometimes You know, we saw that it's p Yeah, you don't like a money shot I guess not no Uh, well, that's because he doesn't money. Yeah, I don't get to do my own money. Basically. He has lesbian sex all the time It's right jizz. So maybe this is why it's true. This makes sense now. It makes sense. You're just a lesbian. You're a lesbian I'm uh poly I'm I'm a lesbian. Yeah

Do you are you non-binary or are we identifying wait? Are you a heterosexual man identifying as a lesbian right now? I think that's uh, what's happening Put women have their periods Men have periods What's the deal? Yeah, just fucking be cool. Men can menstruate. Men can have babies. It's not a big deal I can get with the program. It's 2020. Yeah We're all the same. I'm a comedian a sex worker and a lesbian By the way, you're also a touring comedian. Where are you on tour in this beautiful new year 2020? Oh now we're in uh

2020 I'm going to be in wilmington, north carolina at dead crow comedy club january 25th and 26th And then the comedy connection in uh road island on the 31st to february 1st All right, wonderful. It's very exciting. You're a sex worker. You're lesbian and a comedian You're doing great stuff put that on your instagram Yeah, you should you're a lesbian in a cis gendered males body I got something to show you. I got something to show you Are you ready? I'm ready

Guys, this is what my christmas tree looks like this year Yeah Yeah, it's funny. She always has roots. She never has her hair done. Yeah She always her weave is never did these days, but also something's more than that's going on Oh, what maybe in the eyes What's going on? She's been cray for a long time, but it's kind of it's kind of turned up right now I mean, you don't Isn't this a kind of odd post well

I can't tell because the music we've we put our own we put our own music on it We put kyle's see what up dog acupuncture no more acupuncture So I'd have to hear the original footage to I kind of want to see what she posts Oh, is it as a music that's yeah, but I mean but that Yeah, no, I follow her on the gram like you're you're talking to somebody that curates In this stuff. This is my field are looking at this and you're like, I gotta hear the music You know why? Because I am an expert at tiktoks and she's on the middle spectrum of what I normally curate

But she's on that spectrum of talk, but you you don't see an issue with this at all. No because this is Because I follow her what's wrong guys, this is what my christmas tree looks like this year Yeah You don't use a strange post Well, you never get high and just do sexy instagrams like this. I mean who hasn't okay. She's just feeling herself, babe Okay One more cover for today. So I'm going to sing uh, give me more by britney originally A cappella with no music in the background just me. I'm good at this song. So it should be fine

I don't know. It's gonna be good Totally enjoy this in this beautiful outfit with this. Thanks for letting me know I can enjoy it It's britney, bitch. I see you And I just want to dance with you Every time it's on the lights down Just want to go the extra mile for you public display of affection Oh There's like no one else in the room

Awake and get down like there's no one I love this. I don't know what's going on. I love this. I know what this is just open your mind and your heart This is robert paul champagne About 25 years ago. This is how it starts This is the beginning The singing he's very theatrical He was kind of a hot bod back then he's starting to collect these antiques There's like a jiffy pop old school popcorn popper in the back

Okay, I live for this. I live for this That's it up. The set up is the but he's like I got this one down. I don't need music I know this one really well. You'll enjoy it. Here we go. Ready? Like his whole setup is so confident. Like this is gonna be a really good experience for you right now I like to hear the chorus again. Give me give me more Really utilizing that wall space Really good. Well, I will commend him on his choice of location. We don't see any closets and there are no fans The other by the way, there's other brit. I think the other britney one that I sent you was way crazier

Didn't I send you a different one? I think you just sent me the christmas tree one really? Because I thought it was one outside Like if she's on her balcony, I was like what? Well, I I've heard rumors that she doesn't always take her meds. Yeah, because she canceled rumors. She canceled Her vegas residency last year. She did. Yeah, it was just it was just canceled all of a sudden It was all sold out and they canceled it and Someone there was something that was announced like she might not even perform again

I think she's I think she's not well Really? Well, I will listen. I don't mean to brag Why I have a mutual friend of hers you do I do I'll tell you off mic and I think he's mentioned that yes She's got a little some issues. Is this the friend? Hello goddess This is me michael. Hi michael Oh, oh, I see I love you

That was so menacing That's my favorite. What platform is this on? I'm like you come. It's on instagram I'm looking for girls for pussy. He should be on the talk. Yeah. Well, he's putting out this stuff I like when he um, you go see yeah Like he's clark Kent. It's me michael. Yeah stupid. Yeah, we can see you're not superman douchebag See Now you recognize me. Oh, hello guys. My old face Yeah, these guys. Is it michael? They never go away. Hello goddess

It's me michael see And then I love you Why don't you send me nice messages like that? I love you. But somebody out there turn it to a telescope Yeah, but the goddess the goddess must like this. There's some woman out there. I feel like can I tell you my guess? Yeah, I think goddess instructed him to do a post I think that was part that's part of what's going on in the role play here Tell me make a post Addressing your goddess and tell me that you love me and he was like hello goddess

It's me michael I love you Can guys stop making videos to women? Oh Can we just put a ban? Good morning, julia was the beginning of this thing on your mom's house I hope this video doesn't scare you That's all this stuff though. I know it scares you All of them. They're all fucking scary. Can we just make an announcement to all the gentleman listening? Just don't make videos for girls or really do and ccs

Oh god, hello goddess This is me michael. Yeah See leave them on I love you It's really up close. Yeah, it's nice under under angle perfect perfect ymh video I would say it's lit pretty well. It's kind of disappointing And but the good news tom there's traffic in the background. He's on a hallway of some sort So the audio is not

I also wish he would have gone a little further than just I love you He just scratched the surface. I know that's what you want to do together What's your background? Do you have a view? Do you like certain things? I know and he looked so much better Babe, which one was that from that was from the girls spitting in the house. I don't like that at all Um, he looks a lot better with his shades on bt does he does well There was those skin tags that you could See the loose flakes were there Yeah, let's can we freeze frame on the the flakes you want to freeze frame that because I feel like that's all treatable stuff

You need to go to a dog. Oh goddess This is me michael michael My man's been outdoors quite a bit Yeah Yeah, those skin tags can be removed. Yeah, but look at this. He's got a lot of sun damage This is the curse of being white I know we don't a lot of uh Get society lets you get away with a lot and then you just you age like shit

Yep, he was probably cuter when he was young. This is what I'll look like probably next year. Let me see No, but you're not as fair-haired. He's blonde. Us blondies don't do well. Yeah, we age like dog shit. God Yeah, I gotta take this down. I don't want to look at this. Well, speaking of not aging. Well, I Went to the chrisher's house over the weekend. Yeah, and I see most of my friends in the dark because of what we do for a living So I I haven't seen Bert and leanne in broad daylight for a while. No, leanne. I've seen more recently but Bert We run his backyard and the sun was out and it he was laughing

Yeah And I got a really good look at those chompers And so many different colors so many different colors. There's metal hooks That are from I don't know like a bridge that he had done in the 70s And then they they're different colors So they look like those corns that you put on the table at Thanksgiving the yellow corn. There's a yellow. There's a brown There's an orange. There's a off white. There's a gold I mean, oh my and that doesn't even really show you

And this guy's a millionaire. I know Well, I I heard he bought a house for like 25 million. Yeah, he bought it. He bought a compound in the valley Like uh, he's they're tearing they're doing that thing. I only really rich people do this They buy a house and then they tear it down and build another house Which is crazy money that costs so much and time and everything but you know money bags chrisher Yeah, and seem to mine, but then you're like, what about these teeth? I mean, they're so offensive to look at yeah I can't imagine kissing that mouth. Oh Oh, and oh and you have that I mean like you say in your act if that's what your mouth looks like

Imagine what the downstairs? How much gold is in there gold? I mean I used to have a gold post from I mean how old is he? I mean people with gold in their mouth. They're usually in their 70s No, I had a gold one Uh from a root canal a gold cap crown And my dentist goes you got to get that out of your mouth immediately. He says this is so old This is what from the 90s. I go. Yeah, he goes. We got to redo it and you can make it the same color As the rest of your teeth. So, yeah, I mean, I think this is probably a good time to hit up Burt on maybe social media

and uh Say like hey man It's time to fix your teeth It is time. It's time. It's time. You guys aren't really seeing the full Details here. It literally is there's so many colors yellow. It's like Yeah, brown Off-white one white. It's like a new sitcom on NBC. You know, it's like hey every color There's a lot of diversity in Burt's mouth. Oh my god, there's

There's brown. There's black. There's gold. There's yellow. There's everything And I asked lian because I was so upset and I said lian get over here I go, what is this and I pointed to burt's mouth and I go how you're the wife This is the wife's job all the way if he's listening well I'll tell you something. I'll tell you I'll tell you what Christina is not fog horn leg. Well, I'll tell you what I have been talking to this man here for quite some time And he's nothing more than a lickskin on a boot snacker and he don't know nothing

That's how she talks. She does not say well, she does say those things. Well If a coyote ain't got a coon stick by the tail, I don't know what I could tell you That's a total what lian is. That's perfect. Yeah, you did that perfectly No, she does say things. I don't I don't know and she she has all these cool things But she told me that she makes the appointments for him and then he cancels them of course So she is taking care of him But He needs to go and you guys need to tell him take some of those millions take

Take one million out of the 25 million that you're spending on this new house and get your damn teeth fixed How much could it cost to redo that mouth? I don't know man 10 grand. Yeah, he can do it 20 grand He can definitely 20 grand to get a whole new set of veneers Um, I got a good one before we we wrap up Okay, okay, you ready you remember this guy, right? Just let me eat you. Yes Don't smile on the dog. God damn it for all your beautiful women, right and he said he'll eat you I don't want him to eat me. He looks like he smells and his hand smells another one He put out a note. He did he did another one after that, right? Um, he just

Uh, he did the I hate him so much and then while he's got a new video and it's really good and this one is A little friendlier not as sexual in nature Can I dig in it? Can I dig in your booty? Move all that head you heard me Let me get in. Yeah Let me work with you Straight up because guess what I'm talking to with you. You go sleep for four days. Whoa, we're adding days

Not three no more Guy knows he added a day You go sleep for four days four days But that's because but he's adding the booty. Yep, so he's already doing the meow and then One more three. It went up. It went up four. It's four now. It went to one notch I came up baby fam. I love you, baby Dude, what if though? What if just play what if with me for a second? What if he's like the world's greatest lover? He's not how do you know that because he has no teeth

He's teeth are as bad as birds. No What if what if he really did shut you down? You're like, I can't move Four days And you're trying after that. You're like, it's only been three days He's like, no, it's a four day one now. I got you Let me ask you this. Yeah What if the stinky pussy lady? Is the greatest lover of all time and our pussy's fucking stank. Could you be with her? Yeah

You would be with the stinky pussy general words. She's the greatest lover of all time. Yeah, but you couldn't get over the smell over puss I think she's exaggerating And I guess I'll do what he says get in the bubbles, baby get in the bubbles But I can't get over his lack of teeth and his general the bubbles if you clean you clean if you dirty you dirty Clean it up But I'm not physically attracted. See here's the deal man. Close your eyes. Women have to be attracted physically You guys I mean have to be attract. I'm not he looks like flavor flave I don't know. I think Flav's got a couple on him. Flav's got more teeth. Yeah, but he's skinning little that's true

It's not my type. I got you. Oh, I like Flav actually. He's sweet I think he's cute. Flav would be so insulting. I like flavor Flav more than I like this guy What doesn't he kind of remind you of flavor Flav a little bit? Yeah a little bit. Yeah, see Yeah, yeah, yeah I'ma make you cry Bam, why do you laugh him so much? Move all that hair. You heard me. Put a jaw on. Let me get in. Yeah Yeah, let me work with you Straight up because guess what after I get through with you. You go sleep for four days

Real dope. Not three no more. Ay-ya-ya That's great, man. I love this guy He's the best and I you know what I'll give you a hall pass If you want to hook up you can hook up Thanks, babe. Go for it. I'll give you a hall pass on the sticky pussy lady. Nice We each got our dreams We each got our dreams. They smell like fish. They have these huge warts that grow on them. Okay That's perfect. You are so nasty. Hey, can I ask you something? Yeah

We were reading copy for tushy. Yeah a while ago today And how do you get skid marks in your panties because I don't get them Do you get skids? Yeah. Well, my stepdad Rest in peace. You used to get skids a lot from having a dirty asshole Right, but then how does the chocolate get from your b-hole to probably scratching over like on the underwear in his asshole Oh, he's scratch. Oh, yeah, but you do you're putting the underwear Up in your dirty asshole It's obnoxious. Is that how you've gotten skids before? Sure

Yeah Okay. Yeah, that's how you get them skids. That's how it happens All right, so that's it. Uh great guest today, right? Mr. Damon Damon john from shark tank fascinating guy great conversation really appreciate him coming here Um, thank you so much for watching for listening And uh, oh, yeah, let's give you some dates real quick. All right. Are you ready gene? I'm ready gene Um My god, I'm gonna be

in Ontario at the improv in here in Ontario, california all in spanish show. That's February 5th February 13th I'm at levity live in oxnard. That's in spanish The 20th tempi Arizona in spanish Then I head over to spokane those shows are sold out. Thank you guys for getting those and then and in in, uh March the las vegas i'm doing the terry feitor theater at the mirage march 6 and 7th

I'm doing the ice house in pasadena march 13th and 14th And i'm doing the date and funny bone march 19th through 21st uh from there in braia in april And I will also be Doing some spanish shows in tejas in dallas houston austin and san antonio I go back to las vegas and then west palm beach All those club dates are just me working out new stuff A new hour since I shot my special. I just got to get back to the clubs

Figure it out and then tour again after that. Um gene Mmm Gene january 30th through february 1st in poosten texas at the poosten improv. What's going on? It's charles february 14 15th tamp on florida at the tampa improv. Fuck you too, bitch February 28th and 29th manfran disco at cobs comedy club. I'm mom March 7th at the ice house I'm not retarded

13th through 14th um dorel florida at the miami improv So I have a funny question to ask you guys March 26 through 28th dallas tejas at the adison improv I have come all over my face april 3rd and 4th jew dork titties at carolines I will come all over your cock April 24th and 25th dimwah iowa dimwine at the funny bone women are stupid june 12 through 13th fartnicks arizona at stand-up live ticket

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I read receipt. I read recipes Um, really? I call people for just spanish dishes. Oh, that's dope. Yeah. All right. It's fun. I'll listen to where my mom's at I guess I'll just plug mine too. Yeah, sure. All right. All right. Enjoy damon. Thanks for listening guys We are here very lucky today. Have a great guest. You know him, of course from Shark tank. He has a new book coming out in a little while called power shift. It is the great damon john Thank you very much for having me. Thank you for the intro. Of course. I know they called the great damon john Oh, come on the great kazoo. You know what dude? Here's what uh, when I was so excited

Just at the prospect of you coming on because there's like and there's a cultural imprint For in my memory like you associate certain brands with times in your life. Sure. So I remember So clearly being in school and fubu exploding I love it and in my wildest dreams would I ever be like one day I'll meet the guy and come on my pot Of course, there weren't podcasts then. Yeah, but it's directly in line with that for in my personal life with like Eighth grade ninth grade for me. I love it. Which is the explosion timeline wise of when hip hop exploded And then seeing kids starting to come to school in fubu and I still remember

like uh Being like fubu like what's what's fubu? Yeah, it ain't for you. I'm like, okay And then uh, but like seeing the the style explode seeing you know half sweatshirt and then Like the fat and then no learning the little bit that I did about the story Like it it you know in in like in what we do your credibility is earned by like Work in the clubs doing your doing shitty gigs, right? You do a shitty gig and you do it for years and you you come up that way and then comics respect

You as somebody who did a bunch of shitty gigs and now you're a comic in like The business world or in like people of of wealth, you know, there's inheritance and there's like kind of You know, there's an IPO kind of way of doing it But then like your way is the real scrappy way, which is like of like really Like I mean The idea that fubu even became a successful brand seems so unlikely In that I agree. You fucking were like sewing shit yourself. I go. How did I do that now? But I want to I want to make sure to you know, no matter how many times I say it, you know

We didn't we didn't create it for a person of color Yeah, you know, and I you probably know it at that point like but but that was a big misconception Actually, the first the first places that ever really bought fubu. Yeah when I when I took out an ad and I think right on a black Beat, yeah, it was uh the skateboard the grunge skateboarders in Seattle, Washington, and it was kids in japan We're buying food with the first ones. Well, let me a rebellious kid. Let me apologize in advance I bought knockoff fubu in korea. Yeah, just because I was broke, but I really wanted to rock your shit. So sorry No, no, no, it's all good. It's all good. It's gotta be an honor to start getting counterfeit clothes, right? Yeah, we did six billion over the over our course of our history and we we we did like an analysis

And I think counterfeit was did counterfeit it did a total of 30 billion. Sorry 30 billion It was pretty good. But they did a good job. They did a good job. The colors are nice. Yeah I saw that the uh the counterfeit game In particularly in china is at such another level that there are counterfeit Ferraris What really absolutely and they have every everything But the engine will be like I mean to the untrained eye. It's the same car. Now. I know why robert has some of my cars Yeah, there you go. Yeah, it's it's pretty wild. I mean, yeah, it's pretty nice So you made you uh, it was never your but like

for I mean The idea of like I think about a lot of times how amazing it is. This is totally unrelated But like how under armor just cracked sports apparel sure because to go up against Nike and it seems Improbable, right? It is correct and like for you I don't know. I'm trying to think back to what were the brands that would have been like Competitive with you at the time. Well at the time in just my space would have been cross colors and caulk and I

Yep, I remember right and when we came up we all came up together So cross colors caulk and I inspired me and then my space was walk away. She bath brothers Fubu and Wasn't a niche at the time. Oh fat farm. I remember that 40 acres in a mule Spike Lee's thing. Yeah, and then when we crossed over into what we all when we decided to make football jerseys for the streets Then we started tapping to nikes money and yeah a lot of other people and you know, we just we created a totally new category Did you have like I always wonder when somebody creates something like that that really explodes

Did you have the vision goal of it being a global brand? Absolutely not. You just like I just want to sell some make some money to sell some shit I want to have a good time I want to honestly it was like I want to get on video sets and When they kick everybody else off because it's not supposed to be there I will say that I have a shirt for the artists and you know, they'll say, okay We'll leave you on the set and I get the holler at the video chicks and I get to eat food and that was it perfect Hang out hang out. How do you like to see your favorite musician making a video right there?

You're hollering a chick. She's in a bikini just working and like you're eating a free sandwich. Yeah, you know like That's a perfect day. Yes pretty pretty good day. That's a pretty good day Yeah, yeah, and so like hip-hop was though key to this whole thing exploding. Absolutely Absolutely, you know hip-hop was the reason why I created it because you know, uh, we will house queens Yeah, I'm from house queens and in that square little I don't know four miles. Yeah A massive amount of hip-hop artists come from that area, you know, so And DMC said that's right. DMC sat right here. He did the show. DMC. He's on here. Yeah

Yeah, if you look at it, it's eloquent jdms run DMC salt and pepper tribe called quest lost boys jar rule 50 cents Nas from queens not but he's from a different side but not a young mc and lover dr. Dre there We're all from the same area. So I and I couldn't rap so how the hell am I gonna get down This is how I'm gonna make a shirt. So did you always have like, I mean, were you a stylish kid? I was always stylish. I was always stylish. I loved hip-hop and Um, it took me, you know years to realize wait a minute I can put these both together and I can actually have fun and you know, be cool and make a living out of it Actually, it wasn't it wasn't cool when I first started because if you ever seen the movie belly, you ever seen the movie belly?

Yeah, they call me Tommy buns for a reason. All right. So those are my friends. They made the movie about oh really? Oh, I got I got you saying so every time they would go to Sell a kilo or go pick up some drugs. I would say kilo. I'm not gonna do that I'm gonna go get a pattern and make some t-shirts and really at that time. It wasn't cool to be Fashion and fashion and they were like nothing wrong with it. But they're like, oh, so you're gay No, I'm not gay man. I like these shirts and uh, like you're gay. Yeah It's no problem. It's no problem. Well, you're still very stylish on a shark tank. I love your suits. Yeah, your suits definitely pop more than everybody else Yes, absolutely, but um, but it wasn't cool at the time

But then it got cool once they were all in jail and I was Right, it's some money right right and like thing is now. I think fashion has a totally different Like, you know connotation now if you like I like everyone's like that's awesome. Yeah, you're good at it right now You're cool and you know But definitely yeah, I'm trying to think back to if I would have been like That, you know, whatever middle school high school been like I like fashion people like you're definitely Remember Danny brown the when Danny brown the rapper came in here and we were like what what was the dumbest thing you ever bought? Oh, yeah, yeah, we're talking about just like

Rapper money right like what's the dumbest shit you've spent money on because I was talking about buying crazy jewelry Yeah, and he was like don't do that shit and I was like, well, what's the dumbest show you bought? He goes I bought a cape for three thousand dollars. I think I wore it once I think it was more. I think it was 10,000. No, I think he's was he said three thousand. It was a cape. He's like I didn't wear it was like fur or some shit. I don't he's like it was just some Gucci cape or something. Yeah, but I mean I get I mean you So you did not come from tons of money and you what's the dumbest shit you've bought you got a ton of money Have you bought some shit where you're like this was you've got a ton of money. What's the dumbest?

Well, well somebody told me, you know When I wasn't as financially intelligent as I should be, you know, they told me that um Jewelry retains Yeah Diamonds and stones retain value. Right. Right. Oh, right, right? If you would have purchased just a diamond a diamond for a hundred thousand dollars in the 70s Or put put a cash away if you had cash today that same hundred thousand dollars will barely buy you Decent bends right but that diamond would be worth about 1.7 million dollars. Christ, right?

So I decided to buy a fat albert crusted out medallion for 300 thousand dollars. That's definitely going to appreciate. Yes Yeah You please explain this to my husband. Why does that that didn't work? I know what you know The demand for diamond crusted out fat alberts. Yeah There it is. Is that right there? Not really. Is that it? I did like fat albert. Damn. I might buy it. I might buy it again. I like that one. Why is fat albert's face green? Why does he have one lululemon? Dude, wait, so I'm in okay. I'm I want to buy some shit like that. So

Please give him some financial advice. Will you talk me out of it or? Yeah, so do what most of the rappers do now Was that their fate? It's all get that's all cubics. Cubics are coming. Okay. Okay Because they get robbed. They get robbed. They get robbed. Yeah, make sure they can replace it quick How long did you have and rock your fat albert medallion for? Did you have it for a while? I still have it because nobody would lie. Oh, you did. So I'll wear it once in a while around my house and my wife So what you're saying is it's a perceived value meaning you must find a buyer who sees value

You have to find a buyer or If you want your you know, if you want some quality time at home wear that butt naked around the house Your wife will eat and you have all they'll have a whole house to yourself Holy shit. Yeah, how much for the medallion? What do you for fed albert right now? I would take A hundred thousand two one. I don't know forget. I'm gonna just keep it 300 grand though it was yeah, shut up But it's loaded with Crusted crusted. Yeah, crusted

Crusted with like w Not be The lowest quality diamond you can possibly find is what it's loaded with. Yes loaded with those because I didn't know what a diamond was I'll wear that shit to iHop. That's that's the move To like get a sandwich or something, you know, that's the that's the move Please wear it on shark tank with one of your nice suits. Just give us a shout out Yeah, I'll do it. I'll do it. Just give it up. Yeah, take it for a spin again. Yeah. I'll take 30% coming for this For this medallion

I got that. Well, can we finally talk about shark tank because of course tom and I have been a fan of the show for years and years But we really got oh you're fantastic We got heavy into it when I was super preggers last summer with our second baby and we every day on the couch It's shark tank. Nobody bothered. Well, it is like formulaically perfect And there is this thing where I think I don't know I mean, I think one of the reasons this show is a huge success is like you got everybody likes to Be around or listen to successful people So you have like, you know the stage of all you guys who have

Clearly, you know been very successful. Yeah, and then there's like that almost like a sweepstakes feel Yeah, these pitches Yeah, and you're just like because we're actually I think what ends up happening is everybody at home becomes a shark for a moment Right. Yeah, don't do it. Yeah Why are you asking that much? Yeah, never accept the percentage at your company for My favorite is when they're like And then I'm offering 250,000 for like five percent. Yeah, two percent two percent

And then you're like, what were your guys revenue last year and they're like, uh, a hundred thousand dollars But it's projected to be I know 10 million next year. Yeah, yeah, huh? So these guys, I mean, they're just lobbing it out there I'm convinced some people just Want to do the show and they're just like right just going through their pictures. No, no No, no feels like some of them are some people want to do that, but You know, you know, it is hitting the ladder again. The show there's 40,000 people a year apply for the show 40,000 The producers see a thousand

Sharks end up seeing 180 or 100 and something like that 180 170 and only people the only 86 make the air So if you're going to take that opportunity and mess it up because out of the 180 or 170 We see if we feel that all you're doing is trying to abuse the platform and just use it as a commercial You're not even gonna make the air anyway. Oh, right as some slip through here and there But for the most part most people have really good intentions and yeah, they generally I mean They they generally have good intentions, but sometimes they're just You know, this personal matter how much you're gonna value a company at

If Jamie when Jamie from ring came one and he offered x amount he offered too much He offered out too little, you know, he even said it but later on he sold his company for 1.2 billion dollars What if he was down here to all of us and said I'm gonna this is worth 1.2 billion dollars 1.2 billion Which company is this for ring ring? Yeah, so now he sold it for 1.2 billion to amazon And what was he doing like what numbers was he doing when he came on? I forgot the numbers, but he ended up becoming a guest shark and he said I asked for too much I wouldn't need now now knowing what I know. I wouldn't have I wouldn't have invested in that so

We should really get a piece of that company because after we beat him up He went out and raised the proper money, but should I even get a doorbell for free? It is what it is. Now you wait aren't you um an investor in bombas? Bombas. Yes. Oh, we're huge fans of bombas and bombas is the number one Company on shark tank in regards to revenue that was invested in so that means that I am The king kamehameha of shark tank. Yeah, that's right. All the rest are underachievers or all the other sharks And think about it, you know, I do half the episode barber and I do half the episodes And so the other ones like lorry and mark and kevin

They had twice the chance to beat us and they to beat me And they got nowhere near it. That's amazing morons. We love bombas. Total bozos Total bozos. There's numbers of the numbers, right? Yeah. Yeah. The numbers of the numbers. Good quality product. King kamehameha. You're number one. Thank you. Number one They've sponsored our show for a long time. They were on board very early with us And I love their products. Great product and that philanthropic mission. Yes, wonderful thing now First of all, I have so many questions very important wins number one When people come in and they present to you and you can feel how nervous they are Do you die inside for them or does it because they they cut to you guys and you guys have the

Stern and I know that showbiz. I love them. Yeah Uh, so an average pitch lasts about an hour long. I've seen some what two and a half hours, right? Seriously? Yeah, and you have six uh 14 or 16 cameras shooting that one pitch So you have anywhere from 14 to 16 hours of footage to get eight minutes and You know and those shows are as real as possible. I mean there is no we don't know anything about those people and the ones who are nervous I like because they don't seem too polished. They don't seem like they've been in a million pitch competitions They're setting up the stage because they've done this before they're you know, they're ringers, right? Yeah

And I love them because you know, there's this purity and honesty of a of an entrepreneur Yeah, yeah, do you guys think I always wonder like what do you guys? Some of the the sets are kind like you're watching the set be set up, right for their pitch A lot of time. No, a lot of times they put a curtain up. Oh, they do and we go and we go to the craft's table Or we go somewhere the Bathroom and go, you know emails and stuff like that. So we don't see a lot of them and sometimes they do set it up And out of respect for the show. We don't google it or do anything like that because you know Just don't want to have a it's not fun. You know, you take one taking the fun out of it

You want that discovery process now? So just like some of the things that people commonly wonder that it is your guys real Money that you invest, right? Of course. If not, I'll give everybody a damn deal. Yeah, sure. So it's you you really are Piping up for things you're truly interested in if it was Disney's money I'll give everybody a deal. Plus I try to get my cousins on All that shit. Yeah And then what keep is there any like is it um, I don't know just like

Being good competitors. It feels like you guys could all just like, you know Be like, I'm I'm investing in this Like not let people compete with you in a way, right? Like no, I'm listen. There's You know, mark Cuban is I don't know. I don't know what he has so what six billion dollars. So like I'm not I'm not gonna ever outspend a mark Cuban. So I have to if I'm really interested interested in something I have to show I'm I'm I'm pitching myself just as much as you know, the entrepreneur interesting I have to show how I can add different values to mark Cuban. So what is my angle? Mark's too busy. You're never gonna see him. Oh, right. Uh, or mark doesn't know this area or whatever the case is. So

Um, you guys lean on that a lot. Well, because he's the fashion guy Yeah, I have the experience you're the retailer. You're gonna go to Damon If you're never it's a clothing company go, oh, that's gonna be his and then if it's a bed, bath and beyond product It's lorry all the way exactly and lorries and and and then I know that if it's a Plastic product under $20 lorry is she clearly is a flea market of shark tank And so how am I gonna compete against there? You don't you dare my dear lorry. Yeah, whatever many of her products I bought many of those things. I know that's the problem. If it's a female orientated under $20 She's slinging more plastic than uh, happy meals. I mean she is vicious. Yes. So how am I gonna compete against her?

How are you gonna compete with discount lorry? Yeah, how are you gonna compete with her? Okay, what about Barbara because we notice that she's got a background in real estate. That's what they say on the show What is her she is but she's really She's a whipper snapper into the like the food category. She's done really well there and she's a brilliant marketer Yes, uh, Barbara can just she can come up with she's just genius when it comes to that her mind I see her little wheels turning. I'm like, oh this woman's so bright. She's a little bit of a predator But other than that, she's all you guys are a little bit of predator. No, no, no, she's a predator like I mean moustache lollipop code on like

She's touched me a lot And her husband's right there. He's like stop touching David. Yeah. Yeah, so then she starts touching lorry I mean she just is a predator just okay. I got you and may I say those women get more and more beautiful every cycle I'm like, Jesus No, wait, so we know your expertise Like what's considered mark's field, you know, I mean like tech so if somebody's tech tech but also sports because any any product that goes is where he's you know, he I can put this in my arena of the world, right?

Yeah, um, uh, yeah, so And all of us after after 11 years we we've all become a little verse in every area And we then hire people around us to handle sales or retail or licensing or whatever the case is So what happened? Okay, if when you're watching the show, you're like, all right, this guy came in He did the pitch. These are my shirts and I've you know, it's been going better You are like, I want my you know, here's like 250,000 10 percent of the company or whatever Okay, cool. You guys gotta do you you shake hands and then they're like, all right, cool What happens like

Cam, you know, it wraps shows. So what goes on? I go. All right. I want to do the deal Okay, 250,000 dollars for whatever percent, right? We go and then I'll uh, my staff will call them and they'll send them over a sheet or software or whatever the case is And say fill all this out. What is your trademark registration? Who won't just and in everything first We gotta go through all that bidding process and your bank records all the stuff and you said that you did x amount of sales Let's see all that to show it and then we go. Okay. So now you wanted 250,000. What are the use or proceeds? Well, I want to buy a 250,000 dollar website. No, we're not going to give you the money for that

So you're going to hit these markers. You said next year you'll do 2 million the next year you'll do 4 million Okay, so we'll activate that if you're going to spend this 250 will give you 50,000 when you hit this mark 100,000 hit this mark 200,000. But what if you don't hit that mark? Right? That's how we operate my you know It might call me and we'll take an option to go into the deal or whatever But we'll give you the money. Right. So are we giving it to you like like Kevin O'Leary best is is it alone? Is it like what's the structure of the deal after that? And we try to work it out. You know, but some people they

They you know, you know the thing about you're standing in front of five pretty educated business people were asking We're shooting a million questions at you. It's only an hour long. Um, some of the things they may say May not be as accurate or they may not have had the information at the time And we just have to go through it after that So you ever have the thing you must have had it where they say something you want to do the deal And then when you're like cool show us what you said and the numbers are all wrong. Absolutely They just lie for the time they lied or they just didn't know any better, right? So somebody says well, I said you own the trademark and then they send over a piece of paper and they own the url

But to a website, but they didn't own the trademark of the company We go well, how how am I gonna now you have to change the whole company name you can't that's not your trademark Right, but they thought url was trademark was a trademark. So a lot of this understanding naive to it. Basically. Yeah Now here's what I think I've learned watching shark tank. I'd love for you to elaborate on my thoughts here Um, because I really do I feel like I learned from shark tank. How do I run a successful? But yeah, um number one don't expand Unnecessarily for instance, I remember one time there was a company that every Christmas I think this woman would send out like a personalized letter from santa or some shit like that like it's a seasonal item She goes and I want to expand. I want to do birthdays

I want to do easter with the easter bunny and you guys at least from what I glean the idea being do just one thing and do it Really well and fuck the expansion go narrow and deep narrow and how do you how do you expand within your tertiary? So just like when you brought up under armor under armor didn't try to do everything for 10 years They had that one whatever you call it with like compression shirt that shirt But 10 years the same be known for what you do the best That's why you'll start to see these things like shake shacks and in and out they do a very small menu They're not trying to go as narrow and deep as you can for that consume cheese burgers By the way, just a side note an elaborate menu always makes me like questionable

Yeah, the restaurant. Yes, they have like an italian section. It's too much. It's a Mexican section And you normally go right back to your normal go-to. Give me the fried shrimp. You know, you're like, I don't want to try anything else So when should you expand then? when the consumer Has gotten not Not tired and all depends on your product right when the consumer Once more from you and then you're creating another competitor for yourself because you're not expanding All right, someone else that's money that somebody else can scoop up essentially right right

But you really need to be able to Touch on that other demand, but really just try to try to do the best you can for this category You know interesting and also it seems to the key to success is creating something truly proprietary What you're saying if somebody else can go and make that same fucking thing We see you guys say that all the time. Yeah. Why am I gonna buy this one? It's calling me too company. Yeah, you too I do it me too, you know, like like what what is you know, I think you know It'll go against other philosophies about there's nothing new in this world But what is the angle of the consumer that you're hitting? You know bombis socks is nothing new about bombis socks

But they took this the the seam out of the toe and they made sure there was a social cause for it And that's what drove them the same as I wanted to be on hip-hop sets They wanted to make sure that they addressed the market that was hurt and that was that felt that there was value and So There's just a different angle So the product can always be the same but the angle and or the consumer can be a different consumer Interesting and that's what makes it proprietary. You're putting a little different twist on it I can't go make a bombis sock because I don't know how the fuck these guys are doing it

And then also you guys always point this out when somebody's selling really well online And then they come to you guys they go, but we want to be in the retail world And you guys always discourage not always but often go. Well, why if you're doing great on the online? What so why is that logic? Why well because retail is dying and Also when you are in retail you're you're you know, I say it you can mean we're from five to six to seven steps away from the Money you got to make it somebody A buyer of the retailer has to buy it then the kid has to put it on the shelf Then the consumer has to go to the register and then they have to come back for it

You don't know who that consumer is why they bought it why they didn't buy it But when you're selling direct to a customer you can say How do you buy why'd you buy it you can talk to them you you get the information You show there's only three ways to deal with any kind of customer in the world acquire a new one Upsell a current one or make one buy more frequently Right, so if you're can sell directly to them you can either acquire new ones and know why they're Purchasing the product or not or upsell them. You bought a pair of bombis socks. All right, so buy the bombis kids That's for the package

Or you may have a disposable product and you can say well buy it more frequently. Yeah Brilliant I love I got that from somebody else. Well, it's great. And so what do you think goes into being? A brilliant business person. What is the trait that you have that you think? Makes you good at this Taking a lot of swings at things and making and making affordable mistakes Um And failing fast and moving on from there and then when being very humble with yourself and knowing that when you failed or

In certain areas that you're doing really well at no way you need help strategic partners Nowhere you need to go and keep educating yourself walk in the room like dumbest person and keep saying well Why does that work? Why doesn't that work? you know the people that Say well, I need a million dollars and then I'll be good and they're the first people that get you know taken to the bank You know, I mean because everybody goes oh sure no problem. I'll do that advertising for you. Give me give me a quarter million dollars Uh, so it's really just rolling in the sleeves and knowing that you're gonna have to work harder than everybody else You know and our own company. All you guys are super competitive, too

I feel like you guys absolutely. This is this is real. First of all I'm on tv and you're embarrassing me number one All right, so I don't want to be called the idiot that Barbara Corcoran with her, you know fake teeth What if she has does she she beat right? Those teeth look so good. They are she's spent a lot of money on those yeah, right? She lays them out right next to you What about mark? What's up with mark? I'm watch one marches has a big head, but Um, it's got a big head, but yeah, so so they're embarrassing me on t but also I like the deal Yeah, and as a person who has somewhat level of success

I can do that deal right why why them why why am I not good enough to do that deal with you? But see that's competitive, man That's right. So, you know whatever it is. So I love that aspect. That's that's why we became entrepreneurs to be able to You know create our own destiny and we know what we're good at before we get to the book Can I ask you I want to go back to uh some fooboo stuff? Yeah, so like You know you're making this stuff you give and then your onsets you're giving it to hip-hop artists They're wearing it At at the stage where it's still like, you know, it's something you're doing out of your house

Yeah, um when it turns the corner when you see it What like does it feel over almost like this got way bigger than I expected scary scary. It's overwhelming It's like what did I do now? I'm so deep into it that I have eight years into this thing I'm mortgaged a house. I'm sleeping sleeping bags next to some machines Um, I'm almost out of all my money It was cool at first, you know with a couple people wearing it, but now I have a couple of employees and yeah How am I gonna do this? You know like what am I gonna do? What did who's gonna save me? I rather just get a regular job that I don't have to really, you know, yeah, it's scary. That's really scary

You had to what did you um meet your own shark to like, you know, I mean before My mother took out an ad and she said you're in trouble um I'm gonna take out an ad in the newspaper for you and I said That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life Don't do it. So of course she did it and it said million dollars in orders need financing 33 people called 30 of them were named pookie and liquida and

Sal the sausage and uh, but three of them were real and one was samsung's textile division And they called and samsung at that time was doing about a hundred and fifty or 175 billion dollars You know as a company, but they had these different divisions and they were like we see this stuff everywhere We'll manufacture and distribute your clothes, but you still gotta Market and do sales and design and all that and stuff. We said fine You know any orders that we get in from the maces of world you guys will just manufacture and distribute and we said Yeah, so and that's how it started, but I was probably about I would say two months

Before I would lose my home and file bankruptcy. Oh my god. Wow. How do you deal with I mean homeless? Yeah, how did you sleep at night? What did you do to get through that? What'd you say to your mom after? Yeah, I mean, you know until until I I started really operating, you know in my business and knowing finance. I didn't realize how stupid I was I didn't realize I was in trouble Really? Yeah, because you know I grew up in the hood right mom and you know my mother and I we got disconnect notices every week We just thought all the bills came in a red envelope, you know So so I didn't realize how close I was to being homeless

Wow And sure your mom really hooked it up. I'd take that out on mom. Yeah. Yeah, that's wild So then They they do essentially what you do now. They they gave you an offer for a percentage. It's almost like a bank Yeah, they didn't take any percentage coming. It's almost like a bank. They just they just made a percentage on the orders that were given over to them So it's it's almost like, you know, what we call in the business. They factoring. Okay, but you did end up selling, right? Not at all. No, no, no, we we still own fool. Oh, it's still still on fool. Um, pretty big in malaysia

and korea um Japan and we do we do some work out here in america. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, man I mean, I I think of fooboo. I close my eyes. I can remember being at lake shore middle school Like like when I started seeing it, you know, yeah, that's like the the memory is like is vivid, man. I love it I love it. I love it It's good to be a part of history. You know that you create a brand that globally is recognized out of your basement Oh, just a little passion and

Unbelievable, man. Um, let's talk about the book for a second. Yeah, so this is your is it your fifth. This is my fifth book power shift Yeah, absolutely. It's about taking back your own power You know, listen end of the day What is the difference with all of us? It's the ability to negotiate. Yeah, whether it's You know, taking the remote control back from your getting the remote control If you miss significant other or negotiating in front of all the sharks or negotiating at your office or the church Um, and it's it's it's, you know, I've been on a show for 11 11 years about negotiation

I've seen people come and go and I've seen where the value is on how people have changed a lot purely through their Negotiation abilities, but it's negotiation doesn't start the day that you come to the table Negotiation starts when you create an influence then you negotiate and more importantly after that How do you nurture the relationship to get way more out of the relationship for both people both parties? So I try to shift power to my employees They shift power to me, you know, and that's that's really what the book is about. It's about maximizing that in any way that Anybody that I think picks up this book and I have some really great powerful people in the book as well as My experience but I have, uh, you know, the chris geners of the world in the book the pit bulls of the world

People that you may not know that have negotiated extraordinary circumstances in their life Because you're negotiating every minute of the day right not just in business You're always negotiating when you're trying to get into the bathroom before your husband or wife Well, when you're trying to tell your son get the hell on the school So I'll take you to chuck your cheese on the weekend. You know what I mean? So yeah, you're you're negotiating every day Toddlers are 24 seven day negotiators my my my three year old. Uh, she's vicious. Yeah Yeah, I like that you start by talking about how she's the master negotiator She is yeah, and she and she negotiates different between myself my wife

Yep, you know her teachers her sister, you know, everybody she just she she knows how to just Because she has all day just to figure you out figure you out. Yeah Yeah, our our four-year-old our soon to be four-year-old is yeah, he's exactly the same way He knows what's up. That's what remember that guy Jerry that famous Attorney he used to wear that wacky Fucking jacket suede jacket with the tassels. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Jerry Spence Yeah, uh-huh. Anyway, he wrote a book on how it's called how to win and argue every time Yeah, and I read it like in high school and he talks about appealing to this guy with the wacky jacket that his wife made him

He talked about how to win with people was to appeal to them emotionally to always connect So what you're saying about the toddler is right on that dial in to your weakness. Yeah, they dial into it So dads they cry, you know To you know with two daughters. Yeah, dad. They cried to mothers. They don't cry The mother just beat them up or whatever they do to them. They just have a different way of working Our son does things where like our oldest would be like They'd be like have some ice cream No, no, no, it's too early. And then I'll just hear him in the other room. Can I have some ice cream?

And then she'll say and then he'll go to like nanny and be like Um I cast my ice cream and I'll hear her be like, did you ask your dad? Yeah, he said yes. I'm like, hey Yeah, I have to run in the room like not dude like but he knows to like ask everyone first He also does this thing now where if I'm like, hey, put that down. He'll be like I want it. I wanted to hang out with mom now. So yeah, like he'll just Yeah, he'll be like, I don't want you around anymore. They do exactly the same thing. Aren't they natural They're they naturally assume their power which is interesting small children

They come into the world assuming that they should have Stuff, you know, and then you get beaten down by society and life that tells you that your power exists outside of you Exactly. Yeah, no one's gonna give you your power. You have to take that shit. That's what roseanne bar said You also you talked about like in the book. There's about the um the importance of setting up like relationships Yeah, like I think it's taken me a lifetime to realize the importance of relationships Really like well, not just like not personal relationships necessarily, but how much Building good relationships really give you opportunities Right because the first transaction is really a dating process, right?

But it's it's over the course of your life for a time You're going to if you really nurture the relationship you're going to do way more together Same as my guys and girls on shartank that I invest in you know A lot of times the businesses don't quite work out as well as we would like but if if I love the way they Delt with the failure of that business. I want to do something else with them Right, so it always is that and a lot of people are very transactional Yeah, I mean they don't nurture the relationship, you know, and uh, you know, when you you know, you know, it's funny that uh Buddy of mine grand cardone. He said he was on he was on here too. Yeah

He sent me one day. I was about two years ago. He sent me a video. It took him 15 seconds end of the year Say, hey, man. I miss you. I love you, man. You know happy new year to you and your family just thinking about you I sent that to like I I did that same thing to a hundred people And you know what they just it just it took 15 seconds times a hundred to the more important people in my life that I was just I was thinking about on top of my I will always remember that video from grant and hopefully everybody else will remember that video for me and it took no time but you just Wasn't about a transaction. How you doing? Yeah grant what I'll remember was being like, oh, I'd go

You know, I love your energy or do you guys be like the positive dude? He's like positive. Fuck that. I am not positive Really? Yeah, I was like, okay Yeah, um, well also if you look at somebody like dane cook who we've also had on this show dane cook was the first myspace comic that he Harnessed it. He mastered the power of connecting to the fans. Yeah, he was the first comedian He'd go home after shows. He said and he would email back Everybody emails him and get on instant messenger aol at the time And he would just do it all night because he couldn't sleep anyways

And that's how he got a million followers. Then he would do Theater shows and then eventually read it, but like he actually had Messaged like a good percentage of everybody at that show. You know what I mean? But he was like really yeah, that's nurturing. That's nurturing like and though and when you when you make somebody feel special They will be your best ambassador for the rest of your life Yes, and isn't it so much easier to be nice than to be a piece of shit to people you mean? It makes me crazy. Well, especially in showbiz. It's like you knew what you signed up for Yeah, like so don't get mad now that all of a sudden people love you or they're taking pictures of you

I mean, that's a good thing. I've been there when I was broke and nobody wanted to take a picture That's right. It hurt. Yeah. Yeah, it sucks. Yeah being broke sucks too. Fuck being broke Okay, do you want to play ymh? Shark Tank what this is Oh, this is what it is. You just do what you do. Okay, and I will play for you a clip And then pretend that it's a pitch basically like they're actually in the room Okay, and you say whether or not you want to invest or anything like that. All right to be yourself Hi, I'm melanie. I'm scatio with ecstatic hearts tantra

And we just want to share that there are many ways to orgasm You don't actually have to be having sex you can orgasm just from hugging We're looking for yeah $25,000. Yeah for 85 of the company and we're gonna set up these seminars all over the country where everyone can learn how to come hug Are you in? Hotel experience it's a weekend Seminar. Yeah, you see the veins in his neck. Yeah. Yeah. He's he's in he's in her. You think so? He's inside. Yeah, so it's not just a hug. That's not a hug. That's not a hug. That's not that's a high hard one

That's a high hard one above I've ever seen that before The whole body can be orgasmic And especially when you start reaching higher states of orgasmic ecstasy Yeah, she's so annoying. Everything can be a trigger for orgasm in the ears. Oh god The heart Touching your body all over. He's so happy to be there. Yeah, I'm gonna pull him up or pull him up later. Yeah I've read about I got a lot of good. I didn't you're not interested. No, I'm out. I'm out. Yeah, she should be quite annoying Oh my god, who would you rather date scatio or her?

Her She's so annoying though. What about everything come in orgasm, Tom What about a new Dentistry like a national chain. What's nice about this knife here is uh Tip's been broke off so I'm going to Bear with me Oh

Great great We're parked illegally quit quit quit quit So quit what we're talking about. What are we so what we're doing? It's mobile dentistry. It's mobile dentistry So you don't have to spend so much At the dentist and he trains everyone Our listeners send this to yeah, they send us we have a great audience that finds us this stuff Wait, look, and then this is pretty hassle-free. There's no waiting room. There's no anesthesia. Oh, he got it out There's no cleanup costs and you can own the business

For this we're just looking for like 60 bucks And sandwich for mobile dentistry. Hey, that's that's good and terrible. No. No, I'll be out on that as well. Yeah, I think so I'll buy the dog for 60 Oh poor doggie. Scruppy needs to be safe. I mean, I thought you wanted to make money, but all right, um I'll give you one last one one more one more this one. You're really gonna dig. Okay This one is really cool. I hope you like it if you've had any kind of erectile Disorder problems. I'm here to tell you forget that bag or forget about salads. Forget that dick and plants and all that stuff So I don't know if you forget about all that

But if you like to see me smoke cement with a small limp dick That doesn't get harder the other way and watch it get harder and harder the more I smoke Harder my dick gets it's unbelievable. So what we're talking about here. I'm in on that. Yeah, right. Oh, man on that Yeah, I mean already a dick gets yeah, and it's like you're gonna compete with Cialis and viagra In a whole other lane with just smoking meth and like I remember that he was saying that Somebody didn't believe him. I forget who my brother didn't believe his brother But when he smoked with me he put at his dick. I can't believe how big his dick was

Harder and thicker All right, all right, so are these are these people they sent potential sharks they sent videos into you You know these are your viewers because I want to make sure that I'm in the right room. Are they your viewers? No, they're not the viewers. What happens is the viewers find these amazing people. Oh So he said his brother smoked. He was saying that his brother his brother's smoke His dick got really big and he busted off really hard. Right. So what he was saying is that essentially His brother didn't believe him that that meth works that well And then when his brother came over he finally got his brother to smoke meth

And then when he pulled his dick out, he couldn't believe how big his brother's dick was and then he shot a bunch of it I'm definitely buying one joint. Yeah. Well, you're getting the whole company and then some and it's for $18 I mean, all right, it's a good deal. Wow We made a deal. Yeah What's the best business you've ever seen like the best model what's pornography is it drugs What's the most highly profitable business with no bullshit? Best way to make money Probably sex legal or illegal

Legal or illegal both. I'm saying consider both I was a kidnapping No inventory. I mean, we've got to feed somebody. Maybe dog food for two days on a room. You know, wow, that is pretty good I never thought of that. That's a great business. No inventory. We just got your next book. Yeah, you're gonna write about kidnapping Well, it depends on the level you're kidnapping people. Yeah, that's true. Yeah I know you've been asked this before but just I gotta ask what's there's got to be a feeling of The one that you regret they got away on the show. Is there one where you're like, fuck Like it'll be ring. It'll be right. You have to be ring. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely

So you guys all did no one no one gay like what was he asking Kevin O'Leary offered one of his stupid ass royalty And that didn't go. No, no way takes those deals. But I mean one or two people take those deals, but I remember one. Um, I watched years ago Was um, a guy came on kevin gave him he did the deal with kevin. He had gluten free Play-doh something like that. It was yeah, and I was like, I mean that was like season two Dude, I that the reason it's burned into my memory is because I was like, that's a good like I I don't think that didn't work out. I don't think that company worked out, but it was a great idea I mean, I don't remember it was gluten. It was like he was like certain people

Uh, I might be getting the whatever the thing but it was like something made it was play-doh without a without a chemical Oh, so your kid can eat it. Yeah, it was a really good good idea. I just don't think the business worked out Dan, do you remember that one too though? Yeah. What's the dumbest pitch you've ever heard? Uh, it's two Well one guy who want to put bluetooth in your neck Yeah The concept is not as stupid if you think about it like you'll be running around the terminator But the way that you had to charge it is when you slept at night you had to put a plug into your neck

What what and had he tried this was there a prototype notice that he didn't say any of ours Good point for the dumb ones. Oh, that's true. There's worse than this Oh, no, I'll tell you I thought you told him on a shark tank. I thought we were on shark tank Yeah, yeah, and then another one was a guy who Said he want to put this huge like I don't know this The whirlpool in the ocean and it was going to create gold from the sand that just spun around This is like feels like one of those shows. Oh wait, I remember one guy who was like, I'm going to go on a treasure hunt Uh, there's treasure in the middle. Yeah, I remember that guy. I was like really dude

I mean that feels like because that one it's not through the cracks kind of when they're like that or no It's just like for amusement Basically, I know who we to say the guy came one and said I got a blank and I'll put two holes in and call it the snuggy I mean right or somebody said I got something. I mean the number one. I don't know if it's still the same but uh about About six years ago. They said the number one product worldwide ever sold beaten iphone everything else was a rubik's cube That was whether it's true or not, right? But they came on the show and said This puzzle you just said Yeah

So pet rock, I know right so who we to say if somebody it's a stupid idea Well, that's so that's what i'm thinking too and I watch it because it can go either way as a viewer Where you're like, that's even the dumbest thing i've seen or it's going to be massive. Yeah How do you know like how do you don't know and then it all becomes the execution of the person running the company Damn, you know, the guys selling socks are just doing really well I I I've had socks for years and I do okay with them But nowhere near what bombas what bombas does it's purely execution. We looked it up our deal with them It's bombas.com slash mom and you get 20 off your free purchase. Oh nice. I wasn't trying to plug them

But I know absolutely happy to thank you. Yeah, yeah go for it. It is really is a cool cool product And it's cool. What do you do? Can you take this guy out the screen? I'm thinking about his brother's dick right now This guy's like staring at it like he was staring at the dick I'm gonna I'm gonna get it off for you here in a second. Do the do the pet the pet products annoy you slightly, right? No, no, you know, I I like I like pets. Um No, the people annoy me sometimes. Yeah, this is gonna play for a moment to switch it just to you know When wolves greet they will want a lick inside your mouth This is perfectly normal for them. And this is what they do to one another on

If you can tolerate it, you should allow this as they will trust you more and Think about you as a person It's called wolf vacations. Yeah, and this is something that's called a to m Would you like to go on a trip now that wolf was licking another wolf's ass easily and probably eating Eating another ass too by the way And then it was this aw in your mouth. Yeah pretty interesting Put back on the dick This is getting worse that this is going this is good bad the force trope guy. Oh boy. So just to recap

Gold chains are not a solid investment No, what should we spend our money on? Huh? What should we spend our money on? I always like to ask successful people. What are you? Stocks bonds real estate. Okay stuff like that grant cardone says we should not own a house He says we should only rent. No, you should you should uh Uh buy everything you rent out and let other people pay for it and then rent everything that you live in You believe that too. You do that too Yeah, let other people pay for your debt, right, right? So you buy a house and you know the mortgage is 2000 You're charging somebody 2500 and uh, you know, so you're making 500 a month and you are

Uh, the house is appreciating. Hopefully five or 10 a year and then you Take the depreciation as well as then you you know, you make the profit over 10 years If you sell it or flip it or you take that money then buy house number two three four five six seven And let everybody else pay for your debt and you really don't believe in owning the house that you live in I don't believe in it unless I mean unless it's a That piece of property that you want to die in and you want you want to leave to your kids or whatever the case is Yeah, okay Wow

Because then you write it off, right you write it off as as an expense as a Corporate or whatever the case is houses. So you're getting half the money back or even more Interesting. Wow. Look at us suckers with mortgages. I know Oh, I made those mistakes too. Yeah, and the gold chain mistake the fat albert. Oh, yeah, maybe I'll still sell it After the shelf you need to start wearing it. Please wear it on a shark tank. I'm gonna wear it on a shark tank one day I can't wait. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's gonna be underneath my shirt. Sorry How should I buy your book? What would you want a hard copy? You want me to amazon? Yeah, you can buy it. Uh, you know when it comes out. It's uh, you know, it's gonna be out in march

So you can buy it anywhere. Are you gonna buy an amazon power general? Barnes and oh, yeah power shift buy it audio buy it hard copy But pre-order it now if you can and uh get it before it's gone. Yeah, for sure. Um, thank you for coming. Thanks for Enlightening us having me. Yeah, this is where can I ask you more business advice? Can I email you? No, please I Just an email, huh email Please. Yeah, you can email me here. All right. I'll give you I'll give you an email. Let me let me create one for you Jesus christ

Our lord delorean barber live around here. This is uncomfortable now. All right We should go we should go. Uh, no, you're the best. Thank you man. Thanks for coming out. Appreciate it. Thank you Thank you so much for having me of course You You You You