Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - 542 - Dr. Drew - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Episode Date: March 11, 2020

Would you date your mom? Would you put mayo in your hair? The mommies have submitted Larry King clips to rival Sawclet Souffle and someone else can’t say Mark Wahlberg. What are some of your “dealbreakers?” Plus we have Kyle C remixes, a Charles update and a big CHIPS IN A BOWL announcement. Dr. Drew visits the mommies to talk about the new direction of Dr. Drew After Dark. While Tom and Christina keep pulling Dr. Drew to the dark side they go through some more of Mommy Tina’s TikToks. Tom gets more advice on which new drug he should try and Dr. Drew presents another visit he’d like to make for YMH Studios.

What's up there Chomos? It's another episode of your mom's house. We have a lot to get into. I say we go ahead and do the opening clip and then Breakdown all our breakdowns. You know what I mean? What's that? The breakdowns of the breakdowns? Breakdown the breakdowns. Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot. There's some exciting stuff for this episode So we should um Let's just get into it. All right, Gene. I'm ready to get into it. All right. Let me make sure this volume is up Yep, there's that Alright, and here you go

Since I met Rose, I I want to look young for her So I have been dyeing my hair and It irritates my scalp. Yeah, so I found out that mayonnaise makes it smoother and less dry Who is Randy don't bring anyone loving to this I Man what is happening? I love I mean this shit is the best You know what it just really makes me think that we're all in this together That's really what I feel like. Yeah, everybody just wants love man

That's what this makes me think about that. We're all in this as human beings to get this guy's like I just look I'll put fucking mayonnaise in my hair if you'll just give me a chance I mean, we're all we just all want some tender Love but this is an actual thing I've seen women do this this on tech talk There's a lot of people that do it on the talk. So I've heard it works. I mean, it's oil It's it's supposed to help it is supposed to help TLC, which is just my favorite the learning channel here programmers of all programming I don't I don't understand how they don't Buy other networks and start programming for them because it's just is amazed

I mean, it's little people obese people old people dating young people kids without legs Playing sport. I mean, they just have the best shit I just fucking love these and nobody calls them out because it's all under the guys Educational always like we got a big heart. Yeah Right, it's not exploitive towards the thousand-pound sisters or yeah Gotta cut a hole in the side of this house so this person can get outside for a week But it's for educational purposes only that we show you a man putting mayonnaise in his hair This is a 90-day fiance a phenomenal show of theirs

90-day fiance if you're not aware the premise is that Almost all would usually a man Who hasn't done so well in the dating department is like well? I'm gonna go abroad and then well they usually meet online. Yeah, they meet online Yeah, and then it's usually someone who's from a village Then they bring that person to the states and then they have 90 days via the I forget the name of that visa The whatever yeah, I forget whatever the visa that you asked says you have a 90 days To marry this person. Otherwise, they have to return to their fucking muck to their pig village in Venezuela

And they're gonna have to fish for food for the rest of your life So you want to hear you got a marier. Well, and here's always the neatest part is that the gentleman? Nine times out of ten live with their mother. Yeah Have never had a girlfriend and are in their late 30s early 40s and the girl and don't forget the other part are full of lies The guys are always leaving out some truth They always live in a crummy apartment with their mothers. Yeah. Yeah, they're not millionaires. The women always think they've hit the lottery Yes, I mean always. They're always like fuck. Yes This is the country of Bill Gates and then they get there and they're like, are you Bill Gates?

No, the guy's like no, I I work and I kind of haul sand Living South Dakota. Yeah, and but here's there. They're usually the hottest girl in their village. Yeah. Yeah, so there's some smoke shows on night Yeah, we're like I get it This guy is just busting nuts as much as he can into Miss Columbia before she figures it out Now, who does this guy have his In a few days, I'm getting ready to get on a plane. I'll meet Rose the love of my life Oh boy for the very first time. Oh boy

I'm super excited because I also bought a ring and I plan to ask Rose to marry This guy walks around with a permanent shrug he looks like he's just like what He's like the penguin when Danny DeVito did the no neck And I'm not here to neck shame. I don't want to neck shame anybody who is dealing with a neck situation We had daddy long neck on member one. Yes He had a really long neck and then this guy has no Neck he does look he looks like a circus character. Yeah, he looks like 35 years ago. He was really into powerlifting Holy shit and he and her the girl is maybe 20 years old. Yeah, where's she from somewhere?

Yeah, yeah, it could be Latin definitely a small village in Honduras and she's Nicaragua way out of his league way hottest girl in that country and He is wearing a kimono. Yeah That was the last part of this weird. He's wearing a kimono in his kitchen. Yes, he gets his mail ready to But you know, it's interesting is that normally I would notice the kimono first Yeah, that was last on the list because you were stuck on the shrug. Yeah of insane shit going on The shrug is kind of hard to miss

I mean, he looked kind of like Takao spikes if All traps, how dare you since I've met Rose I I want to look young for her So I have been on my hair fucking throw and it it takes my scalp So I found out that mayonnaise makes it smoother and less dry There's also a thing called conditioner And I was gonna say I sell some blue I'm sure that at a salon. Yeah, an Allen of sorts would be like oh you just buy this oil we sell

Yeah, it's and that'll yeah kind of do the same thing almost better than Mayo Well, your head won't smell like a sandwich This is when you know and this is what annoys me and so like people when someone's like, yeah But the Mayo is like six bucks or whatever. I hate that shit That's that hair stuff is like 35 and you're like, this is when you need to do it though This this is when you need to You need to fucking dip into your pockets Yeah, so your head doesn't get salmonella from spend twenty five more dollars than you wanted to spend right but then keep all

Condiments out of your hair Well, and there's egg in it, I mean it's just beyond it's it's it's by the way He's not kind of like it's not like when uh someone takes a brush Brushes you know, he's not basting a chicken. He took a fucking spatula into a gallon jug Pulled it out. He's like hop into his hair just mounds of mail. Can we try this on you tonight? Nope Oh, I would never do this. I don't know how itchy my shit was. I'd be like, that's fine. I've dandruff. No, yeah, exactly No, no, you don't do this I'm self-conscious of my physical appearance. Why because rose is 31 years younger than me

Alright, and she doesn't want to bang a no-neck guy with saggy nuts. He's got a nut so hard So hard. What's going on? Imagine how many years of nuts have been backed up in him for this for this rose explosion. It's gonna be epic What's the what's the purple diamond? His traps are gonna drop when he comes. He's gonna be like oh You think he's all full of cum. Oh, that's why he's comes in his shoulders right now Like a camel His camel humps have come What's with the purple diamond on his chest, did you see that now? I miss that there's a purple diamond

It looks like a sunburn. Let's see if it's in the snow tonight. I can't tell I Smell like an egg salad sandwich, but it really really works. I just want to look young for rose Oh boy. Oh boy. Wait, is that the dye? No, that's wine But what if he's dying with wine? What if he's doing like all natural hair care? That doesn't work No, he's doing like he's doing like nice and easy box. What were you talking about? There's a purple diamond you guys see it on his chest. It's yeah, I mean the sunburn Yeah, it's like a purple burn. Oh, it looks like he was out in the sun, but I'm

Self-conscious of my physical appearance because rose is 31 years younger than that's a a frankenbite by the way Yeah, in the biz in post we call that a frankenbite in reality shows like he didn't actually say I'm self-conscious about my appearance That's what it goes. I'm so about my appearance. Yeah, they they manipulate a frankenbite on him harder Yeah, that's what they're famous for they would do that and all the shows I used to work on yeah They did on road rules. They would do things and people would write in like I didn't fucking say that You know on road rules they're famous for they'd show you with your back to the camera like you and somebody you're walking to the store And then they'd loop in a conversation. You'd have eight weeks later two weeks ago It's like it's all a total manipulation when you walk like with the back to the camera

That's when they throw it and they go like I hate Nadov. Yeah, and then you're like what? But they're like it'll be good for story You're like, all right. Yeah. Yeah, look at this poor man. I feel bad for him I'm glad that he has his rose. I hope he has some money You got a key pulling clips of this guy for the rest of this like the rest of the season Sure thing. I just want to follow him and Rose. I Want to see some I want has she met him in person? I Don't know all I've seen is this clip. This clip is fire. Is this the new season. We got to get on this time

You realize we've missed like nine seasons. I know I know we just got back into love after locker. They changed the name I know that's why we that's why we missed it. I don't understand why they changed the name I don't know. Maybe it got it's not a new network now. Sometimes when they look at it is a new network Remember when Patty went from the millionaire matchmaker and it became like the millionaire match club Yeah, and the different channel. That's it. That's definitely. So maybe that's what happens. This is a big announcement We have to make yes, so this is gonna the first time we're introducing the idea So a bunch of people obviously some people are like, oh my god. There's ads. There's too many ads on your show I don't understand why you have ad needs

so Why do you guys need money yeah and stuff what so we understand that though I mean it you know people they get upset about it So we actually have a solution of sorts and that is you can get a YouTube channel men channel membership Which will come very shortly. I think you can start looking in the description of this YouTube Episode right here and like the first thing there will be a link on a how-to or where to go and basically what that will be Is there will be episodes available to you all the shows will be available that your mom's house will be available to you Prices start at $4.99 a month. So basically you're looking at about a dollar a month or a dollar an episode dollar an episode

$4.99 a month and you'll get no ad reads no YouTube ads and You're looking at probably coming out a little earlier than normal and there will be some extra perks Just things that will be Given to you for that. So it is a way to have no ads in on the episodes if you're interested in that If you're not interested in that then you have to sit But if not 4.99 a month right and just to be clear We're not taking away the free version of your mom's house on YouTube. You may still watch this, but you will have to see the

Yes, yes There you go. So as the in the next few weeks will lay out more details about it, but it is something that's uh, you know Excite and amaze This is really cool. So you remember when we first discovered that Larry King Oh my god, I don't think anybody can forget Sakasufle. Sakasufle is amazing Actually by now because we're recording this a little ahead of time. There should be two Sakasufle

Merch items in the store Sakasufle a t-shirt and a hoodie Yeah, so I'm very excited about that but that day we also when we were talking about this we We discussed the idea that you could you could do a deep dive yourself and find out any other Well, we wouldn't want to embarrass Anybody, but yeah, if you wanted to go through all the past footage and find and find right mark Oh, whoa, whoa Walmart, so there was that and somebody did find something. Are you ready for it? It's weird. Here it is. It's pretty great

Nicole fence to make her her seven-year-old daughter Abby died from E. Cola complications in May of this year and Bill Marla He's an expert on foodborne illness litigation. He's been litigating on this issue since the jack-in-the-box E. Kyla outbreak E. Collie. Oh, E. Kyla E. Collie O'bright an outbreak in 1993 But he just said the word E. Coli I know seconds I'll break E. Collie. Oh, E. Kyla E. Collie O'bright E. Collie O'bright and then he explains what happened though. You ready?

You're strong. You ready? My tongue got caught my teeth. I could not see what I was saying What? That description was even though the reason was even crazier My tongue got caught my teeth. I could not see what I was saying my tongue got caught my teeth I could not see what I was saying. God, he is gonna die any minute, isn't he? Wait, I like that lady's laugh She's like, ah-ha-ha-ha You're dying in front of us Play it again, would you? E. Kyla, E. Collie, E. Collie, E. Collie, E. Collie, E. Collie, E. Collie

outbreak E. Collie Where is he? My tongue got stuck in my teeth and I couldn't see the reading It doesn't make any sense. My tongue got caught my teeth. I could not see what I was saying E. Kyla outbreak E. Collie O. E. Kyla E. Collie O'bright now in his defense In Larry King's defense. Yeah, this name Mark Can be difficult to pronounce

Okay, because you want to see how difficult it can be. Yeah How do Mark Wahlberg get his start? Oh, no freaking way Yeah, man That's Mark Wahlberg himself. Wait, you need to be saying that Larry's been saying it correctly this whole time. Larry has been saying it That's the right way to say it. The right way. Oh my god. Mark Wahlberg For those of you who are just listening, that's actually Mark Wahlberg Mark Wahlberg

Mark Wahlberg, Mark Wahlberg, Mark Wahlberg, Mark Wahlberg How do Mark Wahlberg get his start? Oh god, it's a long and boring story It's like you're hearing somebody die. It's so crazy. It really is and there's only one explanation My tongue got caught my teeth. I could not see what I was saying So, thanks so much for finding that and sending that in. That's really fantastic That's so horrible, babe. Oh, that was submitted by Ben by the way. Ben found that. Ben, thanks so much Wow. Thank you for finding that and sending that in So, yeah, let's talk about this because we had fun breaking this down the other day

Yeah You and Chase McConnell were on the road Chase O'Donnell Chase O'Donnell, sorry Chase O'Donnell, my wonderful opener for those of you who haven't seen her, I take her with me She's fantastic She's great She taught me this game on the plane ride home yesterday and we were just howling playing this

Deal breakers Deal breakers So, for instance And you got home and we started playing as soon as you got home Oh my god, I can't stop. Okay, so here's what it is You meet your perfect partner Yeah, so whatever you're into, don't hit us up with like Your gender blah blah blah

Whatever you like, that's who you're playing this with Boy or girl, doesn't matter Or non-binary Or non-binary, you don't have to be definitive generous But if you're meeting your perfect partner Perfect partner Okay, and let's say you go to her apartment for the first time And you go through her closet and in it are 100 porcelain dolls

Yeah Is that a deal breaker Right, and for me, I would say no and I'll tell you why But they're all the same I know, but here's why it's not a deal breaker for me Why? It's kind of troubling and that intrigues me Because I know that something's wrong with her

And I kind of want to find out what it is You know what I mean? And I also feel like the sex is going to be kind of crazy Because she's unstable, you know But in a good way or she's I don't know I don't know But this gets me thinking then

I must have had so many red flags There were some red flags at you, yeah, yeah What did you see that was a red flag? Kind of antisocial, a little upset in general Angry I sensed the anger and I was like, I like this It's actually, it's very true because I remember one of our first dates Oh yeah

Remember I was eating chicken wings and I was like, I don't believe in marriage I don't believe in love And you're like, all guys suck And you know, I think dating sucks and I was just like, I like her Yeah, why didn't you run away? You should have run away I don't know, it turned me on It did, I really think If you stayed that way, no

Yeah It was just, you know Well, you warmed my cold heart Yeah And I fell in love with you I didn't even expect that it would happen And then you changed my mind, my life completely So thank God

See, it worked out Yes, it did Now wait, let's flip it though So you go to a guy's house, it's a dream Do you want to know a story? Yeah I'll tell you the truth So there was a guy in college who I actually really liked

And he was in animation, same as I was at the time And we went out for a lunch date And we're like, let's go back to my house Well, you know, watch something I worked on And I was like, great, you know Maybe I'm going to hook up with this dude And I just, I kind of used the restroom I went to go use the restroom

And I just peeked into his bedroom And he had so many toys Like animation toys over the bed, on the headboard And then a life-size cut-out Chewbacca At the foot of the bed And then I went to go use this turlet And then on the toilet were toys And then on the, do you know what I mean?

Like it was too many toys And I was like nah Really? Nah See that to me feels like very standard No Now I'm saying like for God, I feel like there's a lot of guys that are like Yeah, collectible guys and they have like all kinds of...

But over the bedroom where you're supposed to be Yeah, it's a bit much It was a lot But that to you shut it down That shut my vagina shut It's sewed itself shut See that's what, these are deal breakers That was a deal breaker

And everybody has a different, you know, there's no right answer People have different deal breakers, scenarios, right? Yeah, because to me it was indicative of him not... He was too child-like And I was thinking to myself, how could I get down with this dude And he's got like toys Okay, I got it one point You know what I mean?

This one for me is a... Is it real? This one's a deal breaker Yeah I like no hair Yeah On no hair parts So you can have a big of bush you want

I don't care You don't care about a bush If it looks like you have a fucking football in your underwear Like you can have as much air as you want down there I don't care I don't care about the bush I don't like leg hair And I don't like armpit hair

And if you have them And I know there's like this whole feminist forward thing of like I'm a person And we have hair like you do And more women should be CEOs And they fucking, you know They go on their speeches About that shit

I think that's fine But stay away from me That's all I'm saying I like smooth legs Right, you're like a woman, a lady Right, I'm a straight guy I like hairless legs And I like shaved armpits on a lady

Okay If you want to fucking scissor with your fucking patchouli sister That's up to you Patchouli's so gross You know being in San Francisco just reminding me I even said on stage this weekend I said it's made out of dirty pussy juice And ball juices

I agree It's so disgusting Forearms I don't mind Look, I mean like however you're Even if it's dark Like what if her forearms look like yours No, I don't feel like you can like, you know I think like being like you gotta shave your arms

Is crazy No, women do Really? Oh yeah, they get it waxed and stuff are bleached I don't feel like that But I feel like legs are, I mean I don't know It's just like the standard for me I mean like I just grew up

You're so funny But my leg hair has always been blonde So you don't even see when I got longies down No, I've never seen longies on you But if you had long dark hair I would say something right away Wow That would be your, but you wouldn't love me

Hey, hey, come here a second You like this house? You like How do you like this life, Jenny? No I agree, I agree Listen, I'm all for the fairness Maybe that's why I've always like blondes

Because we're fair, yeah there's no hair I have to say too I'm all for women making a choice You want to have hair under your arms You want, I don't, whatever I appreciate But yo, shout out to dark hair girls I don't want you to think that I haven't

I mean I've been with a few Very dark haired girls Stop it I remember one girl I don't think it looks good though I went out with one girl who was Dominican And she had You've never, 15, 17 years together

This is the first I've ever heard That you went out with a Dominican I mean, I don't break down every date That I ever went on I've been asking you to tell me These juicy details for centuries You never tell me anything This girl had a

I'm fucking real Dark hair patches on the backside of her leg She had like trouble Cutting the hair Back there for some reason I don't know, I grew thick on her Yeah, and? That was it

I still put it in her I'm not saying that like Okay, what if this is Is this a deal breaker? Girl of your dreams She's the one Gonna marry You're in love

But But Her vagina has a very pungent odor Now if you're a woman His nuts and his dick Have a very pungent odor And there's nothing that can be done And it's not an STD

It's just a natural smell It's a deal breaker Because it's a long-term thing, man And if you're like Forever it's gonna smell Like a sewer when you go down On someone like That's kind of a deal breaker

I don't know if it's a sewer But let's just say it's What's a smell? Alright, give me a specific smell It's your smell, but strong It's like a, it's like Times ten Does it smell like an asshole?

No, it smells like a dirty genitals But she's awesome otherwise I'm not sure it's that big of a deal And you don't smell it Unless you're sexually Oh, and then again It is kind of a big deal It's kind of a big deal

Can never be cleaned? Yeah, that's true Come on It's not cool I mean, a couple times, you know You've been drinking You guys had a wild night You're like, ah, fuck it, you know

Had like ten tequilas And you smell And you've smelled her back Your pussy smells like puke I don't care But I mean You're gonna have a lot of You're in a long-term thing

You're gonna be like Alright, like it's a lazy day And you're just laying in bed And then you're like God damn You always stink You're gonna get in fights about it Can I tell you

Why do you always smell like shit? It's true I had a friend This is so disgusting I had a guy friend He was dating this beautiful model And he said that she didn't like to shower And that one time

They were in a clothing store Trying on clothes And they were in a dressing room And he goes Yeah, she pulled her pants down To try something on And the whole room smelled so bad Oh my god

And he wasn't He was just like Yeah, it's funny how the room smelled bad And I was like That didn't gross you out That didn't gross me out Because you said You led with

It was a beautiful model Right But that's the scenario That's the scenario But in this scenario She is She's your ideal woman She's perfect

I still think You know what You would justify that stink For a while If she was like Your absolute Like, you know Dream scenario girl

But There is gonna be a time When that NRE wears off And you're gonna be like But you don't think You would just get used to the smells You would get used to it You'd be like

Whatever Here's the thing It's funny what You'll excuse with emotion With love So if you are not just smitten With how beautiful this person is But you actually fall in love with them

You probably could At some point Tolerate Yeah, yeah That's what I'm thinking You could talk What about an STD What if

They You're so into them And they're like Guess what They've got a lot of phenomenal hobbies Now, I've known partners that One of them does And they've been married for 20 years

And the other person never contracts But is that something That you would want to deal with I think Here's the thing You know if you just throw it In like Is that

Is that You don't want it, right Yeah But it goes back to It won't kill you It's not gonna kill you And you can I mean like

It's in 20% of the population Right Like everybody has It's not that Yeah, it's not that crazy It's not Like those of us Who don't have it

Lucked out Yeah I mean really I threw that thing in there With a lot of Shady looking chicks Stop it I mean, I'm serious

There was one guy in college I wanted to sleep with Yeah And this girl Who had been with him before I remember this story We were just acquaintances She wasn't like a close friend

She goes Hey, I heard this guy's talking to you He gave me herpes Just so you know And I was like No more talking to that guy Yeah That was so cool

Of her man That is But he's like That's a hook up thing You know, I get it It's like You might not want to hook up But

But a relationship If you were like Really into someone You found out I would do that That wouldn't bother me herpes You'd be like Hey, take your meds, man

Yeah, you just take like Zovrax or whatever Right And it Zovrax I don't know Valtrax Valtrax

Yeah, yeah One time I walked into a pharmacy By the way I had just seen our doctor And he gave me like Amoxicillin An infection Like a sinus infection

Regular antibiotic And I walk into the pharmacy And the guy's like Hey, your Valtrax is ready I go What? And he goes Did you call for the Valtrax

This is in front of like I was like Oh my God He's like Oh, I thought you were here To pick up Valtrax I go Will you shut the fuck up

And I go I'm here for Amoxicillin It's an antibiotic He's like Oh yeah, we got that Hold on I know And don't you find too

The older you get More squeamish about body stuff Now I'm like I don't really I don't There's not a lot that Freaks me out With like diseases

I would date you I mean if you had HIV I'd date you Really? No, I'm being serious Let's say I was like Fuck, I got a blood transfusion Tommy

And I think I have it Now Totally You could totally be fine Of course not I would leave you In a fucking second Yeah

Okay, what if Okay, here we go Here's another one Are you ready? Yeah Perfect girl Perfect, perfect Except one night

You sleep over at their house And she goes She kisses you goodnight She goes night night And then she grabs a passy Puts it in her mouth And a lovey Like a little tiny blanket

With like a teddy bear head And she's like Night night And she sleeps with a passy And a lovey No I'm not into that That's a deal breaker

I mean I would tolerate it again For like a week You know I would I mean Wait, what's the big deal I'm not

I just I would I feel like I would yell at her Pretty quickly You know At first I'd be like Whoa, right Cause you're like

Do you say anything For the first time she does it She's like Yeah, of course You're like What's going on And she's like I sleep with my binky

And my love My choopy And then I'd be like Okay Okay And then I'd probably be like Wait, are you serious And then she's like

Yeah, just how I sleep I'd be like Okay But then I'd be like You know That like After a few times

I don't know She'll be at my place She'll be like I don't have my pacifier In my blank I'd be like You gotta be fucking Shitting me

And then she'd be like I didn't like the way You said that And I'd be like You didn't like the way I said what She's like Well

You just You were kind of rude When I said I didn't have my pacifier In my blankie with me And I would go Okay Can you knock off

This fucking nonsense Your pacifier You're 28 Okay That's how she is Right Yeah Of course

That's your next wife And then she'd be like She'd be like You're making me feel bad And I'd be like Why don't you go fucking cry In your diaper Somewhere else

Like that You know Okay What about No, you would not No, you would not Okay, let's Who's a big model

Let's say it's Who's your model Who do you like I really I don't know Any model's names Looking up the hottest girl Okay

Gigi Hadid Let me see Look at this This beautiful girl You mean to tell me This one sleeping next to you And she puts in a passi And a lovey

And says goodnight to you And you're gonna be like Nah I mean not on the first night By the way She's not really doing it for me You don't like brunettes No

I'm just saying that this particular Look is like It doesn't It's not your deal It's not doing it She's not a Mental ill Blonde

Supermodels Okay Let's see what I just want to see what's out there You know Okay Who's this I don't know

Anybody Chunky What's going on there I love when you're super rude about that I don't like fat models Who's this I don't like them I don't think it's

It doesn't look good I don't want people who look like me On the cover of Maxine Who's this Who's Cindy Bruna She's a fat model You're calling this lady fat?

100% Where? This one? Yeah For a model Yes She's chunky What are you talking about?

Models are supposed to be Like 90 pounds and pretty This is This chick's chunky No Yeah This lady could die of Rihanna on my face She needs to skip a meal

No She's too fat What about Rihanna? You love Rihanna I like Rihanna But I'm not like Upset Like I don't feel like

I mean also I feel like because she's a singer If she were like I sleep with a pastor I'd be like Yeah some wild shit Like she would It would just be an eccentric

Musician thing You know Like they have weird shit That they definitely all do Alright Alright I don't think it's that big of a deal Alright

Who are these hoes right here I would be like Sure Alright Far left right there You can put two pacifiers In her mouth Who's that

Babe Who is that What's her name Click click click Okay Can we go What's her name Who's on the far left

Look at her Coney taste Candice Swainpole Candice I would change her di-dye And I would put Yeah I would put some diaper rash cream On her

Yeah See what I'm saying It's not You'd say that Yeah And then look at the person We're talking about Make it big

Make the image bigger Like if Ryan Gosling Had a passy and a lovey I'd be like Good night Ryan Yeah you're right Yeah you wouldn't give a fuck Yeah you're right

You know what I'm gonna go to the pharmacy And get you some new pacifiers Right now Candice Is that her name Yeah And you'd be like

It's one of them I'm not sure if they're in order Babe and if she forgot If she was over at your house She's like I forgot my passy and lovey And then you'd be like I'll go get it for you

That's what I'm saying I'd be like There's a lot of traffic I'm sorry I made a bottle for you I warmed it up and everything Yeah dude And then I just put

My dick in her mouth Oh my god Stupid It tastes different Okay What if What if they were seriously racist Like they're your

They're your love of your life Yeah It's like it's me Except I'm like These fucking You know what These These things are doing that

Like seriously These things are doing that Yeah and you have to be like Oh my god And where do you mean And like You take her to dinner With your family and stuff

Yeah And she's like These effing Yeah Jews are ruining everything Everyone's like And it was like Oh my god

And you have to just be like Christina's and It's not It is It's crazy But she's smoking hot You can't do it I'll tell you why

It's Oh really If it's somebody who's like Legit Joking around They're like Like seriously hateful Like seriously hateful

You're gonna It's gonna be exhausting Because what's gonna happen is They're dumb You're gonna have to spend So much energy And time being like It's really not

You need to stop this And you're gonna say it Every day Multiple times a day You're gonna just be like Look the Jews Are not doing that Like you just

You're gonna just feel Or Or The flip of that's gonna happen Where you're just gonna be like I'm just gonna be racist now Like you're gonna be like I just

It's just It's easier to go along With what she says What might be And your friends will be like What? You'll be like You know it takes so much time

To try to get her to not be So I just kinda jumped in Well plus she would probably Make really convincing arguments All the time Like you know that the Ebola virus The coronavirus

Was developed by the Jews So they could sell us the vaccine Right And you're like Like a really articulate Spinhead And you're like I can see why you're the leader

Of the group It's really It's interesting She's having rallies At your house And meetings and stuff And then you could spin it And go like

You know what Like Me being racist now It's a sign of my love for her Like I love her so much That I joined her

In her city Point of view Now it's way too crazy It's too hard It would be too much Would you? The dove? Yeah

What if she was an anti-Semite? I mean I feel like I could kinda Understand where she's coming from No, no, no But like if it's like Legit anti-Semitism It's like

I wouldn't stand up and leave the day Like I'll see what goes on For the rest of the day She just But like I probably wouldn't be Like Wednesday number two Yeah, of course Yeah

There's no way I couldn't do it Yeah Yeah, depends if it's authentic Yeah, it is authentic Yeah, it's 100% It's a deal breaker And what if she were

Storing Her pee and her poop What do you mean? All right You go to this guy's house This guy is the shit Okay Yeah

He is Drop dead gorgeous He's smart He makes you laugh It's just The fucking best And you get to his house And he's like

Oh, excuse me I gotta Use the restroom And you're like Oh, okay And then he walks around And you're like You feel like you hear something

You're like What's going on? And you You peek into the kitchen And he's squatted over Like a Tupperware thing He's taken a shit In the kitchen?

But he went out of the You were in another room Yeah And then you're like What the fuck And then you go back to her And you don't want to say anything And then he comes a few minutes later

And he's got it in a Tupperware And he's like Oh, excuse me one second And he opens the door And there's a whole room of just jars Of his pee and his poop He's jarring his He's jarring

And he keeps it in a room He's like I don't want to lose track And he writes it down He's like March And he's like And it's a score of a 6.8

He puts a little thing on there And he's like Anyway I was going to get a glass of wine I don't know if you want anything And what's his reasoning for this? He's like I just like to keep it all

Detailed Exactly where everything is I don't think that would be A deal breaker for me Really? Don't care I'd be like He likes to keep his boom-booms

Maybe we can give it to our children He's going to give it past them This is what's stunning When you play this game And you find out it's not a deal breaker Well, it's his thing And I don't have to be a part of it I would be like

Oh, I think I left the lights on in my car I'll be right back I kind of wouldn't care I'd be like It's his weird OCD It's like It's a room full of Jarred shit and piss

Yeah A room An entire bedroom Right But here's what I would do When I married him and stuff I'd be like Okay, you can keep doing this

You can't do it in the kitchen You need to find the basement Okay, so he's like Okay, I won't do it in the kitchen Yeah, he needs to go down to the basement and store And then like one of your friends Or your cousin Or somebody comes over

And they're like What's in here? You're like Whoa, whoa, whoa, just real quick Just a real quick heads up That room is all of Kevin's Shit and piss for the last year Yeah

Really? Yeah, but I'd make him dump it out At the end of the year too Oh, no, no, no, no He doesn't play that game He keeps them forever Well, for a decade So we have to pay for storage

Yeah Then I'm out That's why you're out Well, because I don't believe in paying for storage for it That's silly Why would we spend thousands and thousands of dollars to store it? There's a whole bedroom of shit and piss He's like

He says quirk That's fine I didn't say a bedroom It's gotta be in the basement Some people, they use mouthwash first And they brush their teeth Some people brush their teeth first I'm just saying

It has to be in the basement It's not a primary room And I don't want to pay for storage I don't believe in paying for storage Sanity Insanity What if it's just pee? What if he jarred his pee?

Ooh No All right I gotta get into this real quick Before we... Okey dokey So, Kyle C The great Kyle C

If you don't remember Kyle C He did the original, you know Acupuncture No More song Oh, chorus Yeah I once went to see a doctor We heath my mom You remember that?

Of course We could forget And then he did the... And then those freaking knees Those freaking needles So He did a Charo

Fart song Wow We played it on the show Oh And it was just acapella Like that I forgot Yeah, I know

Sorry I'm like a Dalmatian these days So many things happening I love that when they laugh about it That's so great That's so great Sorry guys It's okay

Charo, Charo, Charo Do you need some churros? Churros, churros To give us funds One of those long farts Give us funds One of those long farts Cause they're amazing

They're amazing So he did that Charo's amazing farts My mom, of course Just like that Accapella And then he said He basically was like

Hey, why don't you guys make songs again? And we put it out there And they sent them in They sent in songs Wow So this is Darren Rowe Oh excuse me Darren Rowe at

With the Queen of Farts Oh This could be the next You know, club next Charo, Charo, Charo Do you need some churros? Churros, churros, churros To give us funds

One of those long farts Give us funds One of those long farts Cause they're amazing They're amazing You're by far You're by far You're by far

You're by far You're by far Farts, farts, farts I don't know my phone number Charo, Charo, Charo Do you need some churros? Churros, churros, churros To give us funds

One of those long farts Give us funds One of those long farts Cause they're amazing They're amazing You're by far The Queen of Farts I'm pretty impressed

That's amazing Yeah, that's pretty great Churros, churros Um, MC FGTRTD Also sent in the Charo Fart Remix Let's see what this is all about Yeah Oh yeah

Festival Start dancing Charo, Charo, Charo Do you need some churros? Churros, churros To give us funds One of those long farts Give us funds

One of those long farts Cause they're amazing They're amazing You're by far The Queen of Farts You're by far The Queen of Farts Farts, Farts, Farts, Farts

Charo, Charo, Charo Do you need some churros? Charo, Charo, Charo I love it To give us funds One of those long farts Give us funds One of those long farts

Cause they're amazing They're amazing You're by far The Queen of Farts It's pretty great That was great Wow That's MC FGTRTD

Wow Guy pulled over on the side of the road Like two weeks ago And he goes Hey man F-C-G-R-P-C And I was like What?

And he goes right with the And I go no, no, no And I was like And then a week later I'm walking down a different street Cars driving by And I hear a brakes Screech

Like Like that And I look And the guy goes F-G-T-R-T-D And I was like You got it Same guy

He figured it out Came back A little air is This is Niki Notes With the Charo Farts Kyle C. Remix Oh Gypsy King

Oh wow The greener farts Farts Farts Charo Charo Charo Did you get some Charo Charo Charo To give us farts One of those love farts

Give us farts One of those love farts Because they're amazing They're amazing Oh right That was amazing That was great That was fucking like

Sounds like they're fucking Pinchequitanos Yes That was really good Nice work Niki Notes And this is Twinnee This is the last one

That we have here With Queen of Farts Here by far The Queen of Farts I love when they're like Here by far The Queen of Farts Here by far

The Queen of Farts Here by far The Queen of Farts Because they're amazing Charo Charo Charo Charo They're amazing Charo Charo Charo They're amazing

Charo Charo Charo They're amazing Charo Charo Charo The Queen of Farts One of those love farts Give us farts Oh dude One of those love farts

Charo Charo Charo They're amazing Charo Charo Charo Charo They're amazing I would send these to my mom but I gotta see her face So I'm gonna have to hold out She needs to be here in studio

I'm gonna see her in.... What am I gonna see her? Nah, it's like two months I'm not gonna see her for two months But she's coming out here in two months So we gotta fucking have her in I think, I don't know how she would feel about these songs honoring her gift

Oh, she'll be like, I am so mortified I am so embarrassed Please You cannot put me any lower No, I think this is putting her high on a pedestal Listen, in the mommy community Having a song made about your fart ability

is kind of the highest and tightest it can go Yeah There is no honor greater than a fart song tribute Oh, and real quick before we leave because we're gonna wrap up here in a moment Sure We gotta give props I've never seen somebody that we have featured on our show

play it as well as Charles I know Absolutely masterfully dealt with everything He, if you don't know He, you know, on Instagram it has been

unbelievably, he's Bottenston B-O-T-E-N-S-T-N He's up to almost 11,000 followers now I know Thousands of you followed him And he, it's so funny because he messaged me that he's like I think he even said it, he's like, I'm so bad at flirting online and all this stuff

I'm like, what are you talking about? He's like, you know, insecure You should be just drowning in it You should just be swimming and He's handsome, he's successful I know He's got a great attitude What is the hold up?

I don't understand, it's all in his head It really is Yeah, he's sweet He just needs to have a fucking just like a walk around the block with any Just a little I know Just any of you like, check this shit out, man

Coach Here's what you need to be doing And then a week later fucking Charles would be like I can't knock this pussy off of it I know Yeah And he has to teach a seminar

Did you see that Charles actually He did his own Charles submission? It's so funny Listen, and he offered Oh, well, I didn't want to spoil anything if it's there, but He even was offering people Come meet me at Lily's

At Lily's, yeah, he did a post like that Yeah He's sweet So he did a version of his own video Hey, what's going on? It's Charles from Match And talked since Saturday And it's Thursday right now

I was actually thinking tonight Lily's in Union Square Probably about 8, 8.15 I got a lot to do I got posted notes Schedule is There's nothing there, but unpacked You know, editing a video

In my brand new office That I just got, beautiful view You know, I have a lot to do I'm gonna be in a fantastic mood I got my ice latte right here So if you could potentially Probably hopefully reply to this video Because none of these have been working

I'll be there actually right now So if you want to show up at any time That would be fantastic I'll be there till tomorrow morning Again, it's Charles from Match I don't think I said that before But I'll talk to you then I gotta say Charles

That's a pretty good Charles Yeah From Match The only thing I would have coached you up on Is after you said you have your latte You gotta go have my latte You gotta laugh after it I got my latte

That's the best Ladies, hit up Charles He's the best, dude Somebody go out with Charles Alright, I'm on the road I am doing some Spanish shows Next week I think I have one On the 12th, right?

Or this week, whatever it is When this comes out, right? When does this come out native next week, yeah? Next week is this week As far as the recording goes Oh, right If you say next week, it means two weeks You know what I'm saying

I know what you're saying So I'm at the comedy store I'm in the belly room on the 12th Doing a show in Español And then after that I will be... Oh, oh, oh, you know what? Did we put the college gig

Right after on 322? That's still not on there Shit, I have a gig That I'm doing in Daytona Beach Oh, my God That's where they used to film Those MTV spring break things Yeah, dude, I'm doing Daytona Beach

Are you gonna get ripped, bro? Spring break March 22nd at the ICI Center In... At Embry Riddle Aeronautical University Opened to the public Yeah, I've done it before What a name

I know, I've done it before ICI Center And that is March 22nd At 8 p.m. I will do a show there I'm also doing April 18th Valley Center, California Hera's Resort Spanish shows continue

2021, 22, 23 In Texas As Dallas Houston, Austin And San Antonio We just added April 28th A live taping of Two Bears, One Cave At the Wilterns

Part of the Netflix is a joke festival May 29 and 30 I'm at the Mirage in Las Vegas June 5th and 6th, West Palm Beach Improv June 7th, Miami in Spanish July 17 and 18 I am doing the Mirage again August 15th, Borgata in Atlantic City

And then back to the Mirage in October I'm having actually a bunch of new dates Coming very soon And then in April I will announce some major dates Oh, and jeans That sounds like fun Alright

I am in Miami At the Miami Improv March 3rd Are you gonna do drops for me? Oh, I'm sorry But first I have a huge announcement I would like to make I am going to London

London London, London, April 7th Even ugly girls Bush Hall Tickets are on sale now for London, April 7th Did I plan that trip around me seeing Bauhaus? Yeah, I fucking did I'm 43

Alright, March 7th There's only some tickets left on the late show In Pasadena, we do Miami We're going to Addison, March 26th April 3rd and 4th, Caroline's Comedy Club In Jewdork Titties Some dumb country bitch April 24th and 25th, Des Moines, Iowa

Fucking retarded April 29th I am also doing the Netflix Is-A-Joke Festival But I'm doing my own show I'm doing my hour First in April 29th I think it's May 1st

I'm doing this Big pizza back on tour The St. Regis Go see a show, man Does that sound familiar with the St. Regis? The St. Regis does not sound right Cool And then I go to

New Westminster, British Columbia The House of Comedy Phoenix, Arizona Cleveland, Ohio And San Antonio That's it This should be easy Okay

That's it That's it, Gene Dr. Drew is coming right up Yeah Stay tuned And we are back With the great and talented host Of Dr. Drew After Dark

Which you can watch right here Right here On your mom's house podcast YouTube channel The great thing is The big change to this show Is that we are now going to be taking live calls And I'm a co-host

To be fair Yeah, look at that Dr. Drew After Dark Hello Is that a chop liver next to you? What am I, a chop liver? Kristina Pazitzki And Dr. Andrew Reginald Pinsky

Yeah What's your name? Nope I thought I was just taking a chance It is so great to take calls with you now It's completely changed the dynamic of the show Tom did it Yes

So Tom is also co-hosting from time to time as well He did it just to try out the calls And it was on I love it It actually We had a socket souffle to celebrate We did We socket souffle to celebrate

It really is a game changer though The fun aspect goes way up When you can talk to people And to be fair It is your mom's house community No, no, no I mean that's why it's so fun You have great listeners

Great viewers And when you actually get to reach out and touch them It's extra good It's awesome Yeah, it's great It's a totally new dynamic And what was really special about our episode Or the inaugural episode

Which you guys will get to hear Is that Dr. Drew shared a very personal story Now before we go to that Sure What was really special was the first five callers Were about Annie Yeah That's what was really special

Yes They had notes from me about Annie People are very They want to tell Annie how to live his life They really do It's weird What is, like, we fast forward all this time When you know everything

Do you still feel like whatever Annie's doing is okay? I'm on the Annie team You are on team Annie Yeah, I'm on team Annie We're all on team Annie I worry The one worry is the toxic mega-colon That's my only concern

That's it And the idea that people have That there's something festering within him Is nonsense And I'd rather be around the guy like Annie Than the guy who's worried about his shit And doing it three times a day And upset if he only does it twice

I don't sign off on that And he's a gladiator He's a warrior Wow Right? He's a warrior But he doesn't have to He can fight in battle for days at a time

And not have to worry about interrupting Right? Wow Yeah All right Did you ever see Dunkirk Where they all had to hold their crap in? No

Yeah, so Annie's a step ahead of all this Will you turn this mic a little bit towards you? There you go That way I think so I think that's what he wanted So far, you know, listen We're all team Annie, really

Everybody loves Annie But we're not team holding your brown for a month Yeah Yeah, can we all That's the only part If Annie does it, I'm on that team Wow I would rather he not do it for a month, though

I think if I were anyone, I would do Is just pull this clip of you saying this And open every day Like just put on your TV And be like Annie's the best And be like, I'm gonna start my day that way Yeah

I like that, too Because Christina actually started her day By messaging our agent I did A video And he was like I don't know if you want to start your day like this You should

Oh, I wish the actual text was Christina, I mean this in all sincerity I don't think you should be starting your morning It's 7 a.m. watching these TikToks This is not a good place to start Let's be clear, too You're also wearing a TikTok sweatshirt today Sure am

On brand today, guys Yeah TikTok o'clock And that's a What is it? It's not a paid plug What is it? She actually got

I'm just a fan I got this on Amazon No, but why so into it? You know I immediately get sad and turn away Yeah Immediately Do you want to see what she was watching?

Yeah Of course So this was one of them Is this the opening clip? Well, no I mean, we already did that I mean I said I don't like men

I don't like boys, guys, anything I do not If you are deaf about it Then fuck off So that was one of them And then moments later he posted this Wait, how did the agent know about this? Before you know I'm bisexual

What if I'm bisexual for all you know I'm maybe bisexual I'm saying it's possible He looks like the actor that was on Bridesmaids That was the brother of the What's her name? The famous woman

Oh boy You're going deeper into that But anyway But that's not the one I sent my agent this morning No, I know You sent your agent a tiktok? Yeah, yeah At 7 o'clock in the morning

At 7 o'clock You say to promise me I'm so fine with the whores I'm into women And I just don't like the bitches who ask for money And your guns Isn't that what makes a whore a whore? Got me

Yeah Cock-suckers And it gets men in my business Who, you realize this I don't care about being gay And I never will be Anyone who is You're going to need to find someone else

Because I already have a girlfriend Okay How old is this guy? Either 8 or 80 That's pretty big range That's true He could have one of those diseases Where his face looks puffy and old

Now to be fair to me My agent is on the east coast Our agent Jeans is on the east coast 11 o'clock So, yes Yeah, you know Yeah, it was 10 there Because it was 7 a.m. here

Promise me Promise me you will not share And you take drugs pre-noon to me Promise? Even if we're in different time zones though I'll take noon in whatever time zone I'm in Well, I just, you know He and I were texting about business stuff

And I thought why not Why not brighten his day the way I was brightening my life? It didn't brighten his day at all You're one of these people that sends videos That are troubling as a way of sort of greeting Yeah Thinking of you Yeah

It just sets my thing Sometimes I forget I have a uterus Because that sometimes I forget to take my testosterone And when I forget to take my testosterone I go take a poo-poo And there's blood And I'm like, oh no But it's just a period

Okay That's my favorite TikTok ever It's pretty great Why do you like it the most? To talk about the feelings you have I don't know The feelings I have is I like extraordinary people

Yes, same You and I share a sensibility there And this one takes extraordinary to the next level With the hair and the glasses And the piercings all over the place And I like the gender unclear stuff I like it too It's fascinating

Because I'm learning about this generation And their gender stuff It's fun It's interesting to learn I did not have this growing up So I genuinely am curious about this stuff And this is how I learn it And so the fact that

Zur They They are taking It's better, Tom You're so disrespectful Come on, Tom That's good That they are taking testosterone

I find fascinating Yeah And then that they get a period Once in a while is fascinating too Oh, that's because they forget to take it For like, is that one day You forget to take your testosterone? No, you don't have to forget for a while

So should I just do that for a while? Take testosterone Oh, my God Take testosterone? Yes Talk to Rogan Yeah Because he's an advocate

I agree with Joe's position on it Which is Which is that there's good evidence To be on at least restorative How old are you? You're young for it You're a little young for it I would say

But at some point To go on it to me makes sense I would go on it If I didn't have prostate cancer I would absolutely do it And I saw Joe talking about it I thought, yeah, that's about right What are the dangers for

I know that testosterone Can lead to a higher chance Of prostate cancer It really can't It really can't It's when you have it It can bring it back It can make it grow faster

So I can't do it But can you get prostate cancer If your prostate's been removed? It could still be sitting somewhere The cells of little cells Get out here and there And could create Testosterone can worry about

Your vascular health Like it could cause some The intimal lining of the arteries May be affected by it It can cause hypertension Can affect your liver a little bit Can affect your kidneys a little bit But if you really get the right dose

Like you're just restoring A more youthful dose I don't see where that's That's when you take too much That it's a problem It's like 10 milligrams Alexa Pro Just a little bump A little bump

A little bump Something, something Which I weigh for 45, 50 Are you feeling No, I feel good No, wait This guy's a machine

Yeah, no Wait till 50-ish 50-ish That zone That zone I think But talk to Joe He's up on it

Okay All right All right But you know What happens to this at 50? This at 50? You hit your stride, man You start to peek out

You're extra cool You know it's great I send these to Nadav You don't have the one, by the way The one that No, it's not in here The prize one Oh

This is the one that I sent to my age What? I'm not I am not You're leaving me out of No, I don't think I I don't think I saw that one As much as I don't want you to send me one

That's the main one As much as I don't want to So maybe you got buried, hold on I don't want to see your stuff I feel jealous and envious That you send it to somebody else Really? Yes

Well, you're on the chain now No I send them to So I send them at certain times Nadav goes I can always tell When you're in the green room I'm getting ready for a show

Because they'll be like A flurry of TikToks Because I'm getting ready for a show That's how you chill That's how I wind down And then at 9 at 7.30 Before I go watch my reality shows I do some talks

You do more talks Yeah, I'll get like Five or six emails straight Just like Hey, Christine The water champ Just shared this with you The water champ

Just shared this with you Like, oh, okay She's probably going on This is the one I think she sent Is this it? I am not Hey, by the way I'm going to

Go to the Carolines in New York In a couple of weeks You are It's Saturday night Yeah, her and Julie Yeah It's been a couple weeks, right? Yeah

That's awesome I can't wait It should be so much fun You don't have to be Just simply straight Or gay No, that's the same There are more

It is that guy But that's not the clip Go to all his content All his content So upset What a waste of I mean Your life is going

Go down Your life is vanishing Before your eyes, Christine It's one of the It's right, okay The one on the left right there No, no, no That one

That's it You know what Before all you know I'm bisexual No That's not it Go to the next one At least if the listeners

Send you these things No Yeah I don't hate anyone Next I'm just I'm not A retard

That's the one I think you're the one who are Idiots I said I don't You are Probably the dumbest people I've ever met Goodbye That's what she said

That's the not A retard That's what she sent our agent That's what I sent my agent That's what I sent my agent Okay Idiots I said I don't

Are you sure you don't want To be on this chain? Well, you could send me stuff If there is a specific Okay State message to me Like I'm in our world Like I'm a dummy

You can send me something like that Okay, I got you You can use it as a punctuation It's not a constant stream Why don't we Isn't this great It's not a constant stream It's not a constant stream

Why don't we Isn't this great Why don't we Cleanse the palette here So here's my definition Of what wellness means To me, this is my definition Not yours, just an idea

Because you're going to be Defining it for yourself Wellness to me means All things in balance And balance doesn't mean All things are equal Or at peace at all times Oh

Oh Oh Let's choose Oprah Oh, dear Oprah took a tumble It just fell It looked like Nadav

When he was in that front yard And just lost his equilibrium It was such a random fall It was It's like, whoa It wasn't off the stage It was just over her foot Right there

I thought maybe she I'd seen a gif of this Gif, what have you called it Oh, yeah, there's memes now Yeah, and I thought maybe She got tangled up in the mic Or something No

Just fell down There's a joke out there One of the memes is that Michael Jackson's ghost pushed her Oh That's pretty great What am I doing on this platform Because I immediately feel bad

Yeah You guys feel glee Yeah I mean, she did hurt herself Pretty badly I saw her on the grumb I'm just saying You guys find glee

I get sad I feel bad for her But maybe that's why I'm here It's the opposite Well, I feel like you're slowly Coming over to the dark side No, no, no What happens is

I blink once in a while And all of a sudden I'm there You know what I mean? Yeah Yeah, Tom gets me there He's bad So fast With Sokatsu Flay

That was a very popular moment I know Between the two of you I know, it was glorious And you're like, I'm not going to go there Tom's like, I want you to go there I love Larry I want you to go there

I could Ikala O'Break Ikala Ikala O'bright And we reviewed that particular clip Repeatedly on After Dark Yeah And I noticed as he and I were talking about it

I thought, oh, I'm there I'm already there You didn't have to ask me I'm there I resisted before This time I was just there You got me Why do you think that is?

Yeah, why that clip No, because there is something infectious about you guys And it's legitimately Your sense of humor about these things Are things that I share I prefer to keep it to myself Right But all of a sudden

I'm sharing it with you We're sharing Yeah There's no need to be ashamed Dude, I didn't even tell people I didn't even tell people This is a safe space, Dr. Drew There's no need to be ashamed

Nobody watches this I didn't even say I should have said this when we did your show Because we were talking about it Yes Did I say it on there? You said there was a response or something No

What made me laugh was a few weeks ago When we did that, Dr. Drew And Fedsmoker had died that day Yes And then next morning Next morning You have a flurry of text I was like, yo, man

Fedsmoker died No, she said, I think he's gone I think he's in And you said And then you said I sure hope he wasn't feathering That was what you said And I go, haha

And you go, you have really fucked me up Hahaha Wooo Pretty good I did say that Yeah Uh-oh And I thought it too

Dark side of the force Oh my God Dark side of the force Exactly what happened I forgot about that Yeah You see And then I thought

What am I doing? I'm talking about the support guy I died of meth addiction Yeah You fucked me up Yeah You just completely fucked me up But you know what?

I think you know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know But you know what? I think Dr. Drew's devolution

Is similar to what a Probably a YMH listener has When at first they're like I don't know if I can laugh at that Well, I see Drew being Like more like a Walter White Like he's gonna be The guy who's gonna be

Like you wanna see some good clips In a few years No, I don't know about that Slow But I do remember When I first came on this particular pod And I was mystified and upset Yeah

Yeah I don't experience that anymore Watch, in a year He's gonna be like You wanna see a handicapped girl on fire Check this out He's gonna Oh, you fucked me up

Alright Speaking of which, Christina Wanted to go further down the rabbit hole I do Yeah I do And I brought this up to Tom And I didn't go into too many details

Because I wanted you to elaborate On the story that you shared with me Thank you for saving it Sure Which is Something we shared on After Dark I'd like to know, Christina Because it gives her such glee and joy

Let's her reframe it Yeah, sure What is it that's so Well, you were in first class Had you I did not share that with you But that is true You did

You did You did You know why it's a pertinent to the story Because you needed to go into that first class Turlet I think I said that That is a difference Between the economy class

But I think I was in a window seat Oh, is that right? Yes Oh, this is when you lost your Bowel control And you used a word for it In Involuntary

Incontinence Fecal incontinence Fecal incontinence And by the way Wouldn't you rather be Annie? Wouldn't you rather have superhuman powers? In that moment, I guess No, I would rather have fecal incontinence

Wait, how long ago was this? Eight, ten years ago, something like that Oh, and this was just a random thing that Not random I should have known better Every time I eat vegan food Every time I get Horrific problems

I mean, it's something about the proteins Or the spices Or something I'm sensitive Yeah And it came And it always comes with horrible gas And bloating

Oh, God, here it is You know, I'm on the plane Jesus, what am I going to do? I'm on a plane And here it comes And I thought I'll just let a little bit go Right?

A little bit And I thought Okay, I feel better I feel better And then I'm like reading my stuff And I'm like Did I spill my coke on here? Did I spill?

Like, I'm sitting in water What is going on? I'm like Literally like I'm like I spent good ten minutes Examining my seat Like, what did I spill?

What's going on? I did not ever contemplate That a full Emission Had occurred Had occurred And had you not smelled it? It wasn't

S-A-R-T Yeah The good news was It wasn't beyond What a normal gaseous expulsion It was Meaning you thought you had just farted Successfully

And maybe And it was not great But it was like Not like You shit yourself Right But it did kind of persist a little bit And then I started going

Well, if you're wet I mean How much is in your Did I? Quite a bit Quite a bit And are you a boxers Or briefs guy

I'm in a boxer brief Oh So it's a little bit convenient But it's also permeated the pants Some, at least, right? Well, as I'm sitting there Thinking that it had soaked through the pants To the underwear

I thought, oh shit It's going the other way I bet ya Still not convinced, by the way I just needed to check You're like, what is that? How is this possible Without any awareness

That there'd been anything released? Wow I mean, that's how liquidy Yeah Good it was Yeah And went to the bathroom there And lo and behold

There was a mess Really? Yeah A brown mess And now I'm like confused What do I do I try to like clean

And what were you feeling? Was it panic? Was it like Disgust, panic, shame Oh my god Panic It's embarrassment, too Because, sure

Because now I gotta go back To the seat These poor people Are you convinced that everybody now is I'm convinced that everybody's Wondering what the F is going on Like this is like So wait

When you're in the bathroom Yeah You take the shoes off No, not yet No, no, no Because we're like getting ready to land No So now it's on

Time crunch Time crunch Now there's a So what are you doing in there So just cleaning up the excess Not making sure it doesn't Soak through to the other side And still trying to figure it out

I've never Never filled a diaper before On a plane I've never Never done that When do you take the underwear off though Not yet When do you take it off

At the airport Wait, you put it back on What I think Yeah, I think I think because I couldn't I couldn't manage You put your wet chocolate di-di back on

I had it sort of like I had it sort of under control Uh-huh But then I realized That was a fool's errand And then you go How did you I was in shock

Yeah, that's true You're not thinking clearly No And in shock, panic So you land You're probably just like I'm land I'm not a bad person

I'm at the Atlanta airport And I'm like What the fuck What do I do What do I do What do I do People are like Hey, Dr. Drew

Yeah, of course And by the way What difference would Taking the underwear off Have met I'm gonna go back to the seat With a balled up thing Of underwear

No, you put it in the trash No, you put it in the trash There That's what I did When I started On my way to Africa I didn't go all the way I didn't go all the way

But you got Poopy on your Go to the airport Now I'm undressing Okay Done Did you Are you changing pants

And everything The underwear Throwing them out Washing in the toilets The underwear No, me Oh, wow Like

It's time for a bath Wow Yeah, it was a mess With toilet water And then Do you buy underwear At the airport Or you just go

Into your suitcase Or something You carry on No Didn't have it in carry on Had another flight to catch No So there was no

Going to the So I just made it The rest of the way Thankfully the pants Were not that affected Yeah Not that they were perfect But they were not that

Effective Did you have to wrap Like a sweater around Your waist To conceal the brown Because when we get Our period It didn't come through

It didn't come through So you threw those Underwear in the trash Yes But even that Negotiation That navigation Was a bit much

Without who's out There These bathrooms are huge And then It was like Tomorrow Just saying I'm dunking into the toilet

Before anybody sees me Or into the trash can There's a whole Thing going on But all the while While you were talking about Your cleanup and the embarrassment You still might have

Another fart Or shit in there Right Like are you also Like oh wow Which I did I took care of that Yeah

Okay And there was And there was Quite a bit But now I have another conundrum Yeah Like

Holy crap I can't trust my asshole Yeah Right It's betrayed you once Betrayed me badly Yes And so

Nothing can be Released But The question Can I control it Now is in my head Right But let's be

Let's But you're on If I may Oh yeah of course Yes ma'am Yes Look back Let's do my

Brown lock investigation Now But at the moment Is that a matlock reference Yeah At the moment Of the said release Yes

You had pushed out a fart Yeah Not much of one Now Because I myself Have had a sharp moment Like that Of course

I wasn't wearing underwear I was just wearing my pajama bottoms In the kitchen Oh And I had had pizza The cauliflower pizza From Pizza Rev

And that gives me The runs And I farted And it just liquid shit Down my leg Yeah And it's hot Right away

It's weird when it's That liquidy Yeah Your anal Stinkter is not designed for that No Not at all So would you

Afraid now to fart Or just afraid in general I definitely decided We had committed to No farting Yeah That was not going to be allowed But now I had a doubt

Would that be enough Yeah Would that actually control This is a perfect Segway Okay Okay Are you ready

I'm ready Man oh man Ladies and gentlemen I'm having like One of the best Shits Of my life here Captain

Star Child Reporting I'm high level Shit Like the high level Shit coming out My ass There's more

Nutrition in The shit Out Star Child Ass Than there is In the standard American diet

Anybody Want to buy My shit For an increased Nutritional intake I'll Sell you My shit

13 dollars a pound Oh wow I've been Eating Monoatomic Gold Ormus Mana

Superfood Sprouted Cruciferous vegetables And Coca-Cola Man Has a lot of shit Been coming out

My ass Because of so many Bitches giving me So much shit lately It just comes The fuck Right Out

My ass Very cool Oh That is a very cool dude I'm pushing this one I I think I'm done I have a couple of notes

Yeah I like the way it goes Over to women You're done It goes their fall It goes their fall And the whole time I was thinking

What is wrong with men There's not a woman on earth That would Do that What this guy's committed to What is wrong with us What is wrong with us And why

I think I've asked We've talked about this But also How come all the I feel like you gave me An answer to this once But I feel like it didn't Set

And how come all the Crazy Pushing the limits Sexual stuff Basically all comes From men I mean like Why is that specific

To men Because it's The aggression Right We're aggressive And it's testosterone Making us aggressive There are women

That'll push the limits Of course But this will never Be seen from a woman Although I challenge Any tiktoker to match up to that Well I'll send it to Christina P

Bro Hold on Let me get to my business You don't know what happens When you issue those challenges I'll find it Flurry of women being like Tell Dr. Drew

I could shit No she can shit But it will not be that Let's line them up Let's see Also I have a very important Question Is there a way to make

Your feces Nutritionally delicious To other people to eat Is that even really possible What he's saying He can do No No way

Because it's waste By definition There's a lot of stuff In there I guess if we were starving All right Let's But

And you're You're What made you even think To ask that Your German shepherd Might like it They find it You know

Appealing Well because That's what he's advertising That his bounds Nutritionally And by the way He's specifically talking About stuff that gives it

Bulk But no nutritional value Right He really listened Did you see that So all the Couple other cool details Here at the end

I hate wiping my ass I wish we had them Bit A things That just Spray it off for you All nice and clean And then you got a clean Cotton towel

To just dry the water Off your ass Be a lot better than Smearing all the shit All over the fucking Curly hairs Of a Star child

Ass Star child That's how he refers To himself Psychotic I can see where it would be Like cleaning A butter out of

A shag carpet with that With that I mean his acid part Looks like his beard Yeah I'm saying I get that Trying to find Santa Claus His mouth as Adam says

Ground smelling Like shit Ladies and gentlemen Ever In fact people tell me I smell good After like 30 days

With no shower That's not Possible is it Scientifically I'm starting to worry About where this one's going to I've got a little bit Of a fed smoker feel

Going on here It's a little turn at the end Because repeated Showering Daily showering Destroys The fucking oils That are designed

To protect your skin Make you look supple And young as fuck Look at How supple my skin is Look at how beautiful The star child is What are we looking at his head?

He's got a pink blotch there From Eczema Or whatever Psoriasis I can't even see What I'm looking at It's a scab

No he's got Clean He has clean pores On his face Looks good Okay Catch the star child looks good I have seen 42 year old men

With sagging Shit already Missing teeth Fucked The fuck up 395 pounds Not star child Not star child

He shits all that stupid shit Bitch shit out his fucking asshole Bitches No Again a message for women Yeah So I'm sure they love it

Thank you That felt Slightly aggressive Yeah So it was The whole thing was Kind of like It would go into like

You know a neutral Yeah But then it would get Like real angry Yeah Yeah That's why I'm starting to Worry about him

What do you think's going on With him I don't know I'm gonna say I'm gonna go with Psychotic on this one No Not psychotic

But not Normal Star child Star child Yeah Star child reporting Yeah I'm wondering what this is

A little flavor of drug addict A little bouquet of addict Yes Go ahead Definitely personality stuff But I can't quite figure out What that is Need to see a little more footage

Let's do it Can we get some more of him Yeah I'll get some more stuff Yeah I'll get it ready for an after dark Get it in differing environments So I can sort of Assess what's going on

I just have a feeling This could go bad Really? Yeah Maybe you want to buy my shit You know it is a little buy A little buy By the pound

Sell it by the pound $13 a pound Now here's a question for you We were playing a game called deal breakers A little bipolar flavor here Bipolar flavorings Yeah Let's say you're meeting

You're not married currently Let's say and you're meeting The woman of your dreams You go back to her apartment For the first time This is the woman you want to marry And she tells you Guess what

I jar My bowel movements And I collect And I keep them under the house Is that a deal breaker? I would wonder Well You don't

You gotta appreciate how far men Are in when they're in That's what I'm saying Exactly When we're in She could She could say just about anything Including I'm gonna slit your throat

And they'd be like It's men Get weird We were Dude this is exactly the debate So Now you get the nuances Like what if she was just

So authentically Ragefully racist You know But you didn't know You didn't know until you were like I fucking love you Didn't Jim Do an episode of this of legit

Did he? Yeah I think it was him Or somebody I'm sure you like like that And she starts using the N word All over the place Oh yeah It was a perfect relationship

Up to that point Up to that point Yeah I had to break up with her That's exactly what we're talking about Is there Do you think Like what if she was

So Man she's just Gorgeous and smart You just love And then like at night She's like You tuck me in With my passi

That's Many a man Have dismissed that one Yeah Would you personally though These things have Profound meaning to me right Yeah

I know they're not Isolated phenomenon Yeah It's not Oh she just Canned her stool Yeah She

Her jar is her stool Pickles her stool Amazing jar Amazing jar Yeah That I know what that means What does that mean What does that mean

That's schizophrenia That's chronic psychotic illness And so I would wonder What the fuck's the matter with me That I miss this Yeah Right

And then I'd probably go on a Marrier Because Because you're Because that's a man I told her this That's a man Young man especially

She told me Yeah I would not do that now That I lost my will to live The first one she asked me For the deal breaker scenario Yeah Was you go home

You go to her place And you're like You know whatever She's She's gorgeous Yeah You're in You're all the way in

And you just open her closet And there's like a hundred porcelain dolls You know And I was like You would just go Slowly close it And never go back in And that would be that

I said you know I would find it a little troubling And then And that would be intriguing to me That I'd be like Oh I wonder In about three years You'd bring it up again

Yeah Oh really Because it's be intriguing But you would not want anything You're afraid of what you might find Exactly You'd keep it closed for a while But that's exciting

That's exciting We like a little Men like a little crazy You were talking about this When he was dating me I was out of my mind Yeah Since calm down

And there's a difference between Crazy and unworkable Yeah I was workable I was clay that just needed a little help Yeah Yeah Now how did you feel about

X sex worker Does that bother you at all It depends how far X Oh right In other words Not just how long ago But how much work she has done Right

In other words Like I've got a friend Jenny Ketchum When I first treated her She was a sex Penny Penny Flame Yeah

And now she's this glorious Clinician And a medical social worker In Seattle and stuff Wonderful Wrote another book She's amazing Good for her

That I would go Let's see What's up But it's like You know I've given this up I've been You know Last week

I still make good money Doing it But I don't know I'm thinking better of it New No Back to the porcelain doll Scenario

Yeah What's going on there Nothing We like dolls Relax Exactly Calm yourself Oh I'm just curious

There's a gigantic distance Between the porcelain dolls And the jelly The jar Yeah That's a big difference What about the passy And the lovey

The what Oh The pacifier And the blankie Like when you get my pacifier Do you have to actually do it Or is just a suggestion That's sort of out there

I think she likes it when you do You actually do it Yeah That is trauma Yeah That's what that means to me Oh the trauma Yeah

And again Men kind of like that stuff Why do men like that I don't know I don't know They're a mess Because we're a mess Tom we've established this

Yeah We're awful But like it is There's something Something Because there's some drama Associate with that And some entertainment

That's exciting Yeah Yeah it's entertaining And really as a young man You don't really know what it means I mean I feel like If I were back out there Even now

Yeah I think I would be drawn To some really troubled women You know You would But you wouldn't stay with it That's exactly right No because it's intriguing in the beginning

But that long term You would actually Not even forget the long term You would know exactly What you were dealing with What you're getting into So there'd be no surprises And you'd be like

Oh Here we go So it's being youthful Where you don't know Where it's gonna go Dumb, aggressive Yeah Intoxicated by testosterone

Yeah No experience That's when you Helpless Lean into that Man are helpless Is this why the second wife Is so much more docile than the first

Usually Is that true They pick, yeah They pick down nations Nothing They pick like no personality The second wife can be more And mellow

More than that I would agree That probably makes sense But what I see more Is just the same person Oh yeah I see that more than A hundred times more

Yeah Really the same person The same person Looks the same Acts the same person The same Why divorce? You're just gonna be very crazy again

The same one That to me is uncanny Yeah Why get out I don't know I think they convince themselves That's what they like But this is the same version

No it's the same Same, same, same I wonder if I got one that didn't speak English That would be ideal for you You know You'd like that Doesn't speak English

And doesn't want to learn Let's say speak Spanish Yeah Because it doesn't speak English Yeah And then when she comes home She's like I got a book for English

You should do the 30 day Fiancée What the fuck Learned English You should do the 30 day Fiancée 90 day 90 day

Whatever Yeah What country are you gonna go to Well I would I know I have to make myself Look younger I'm self conscious Of my physical appearance

Because Rose Is 31 years younger than me I almost vomited during this one You played it for me Didn't you No I did You did? I almost vomited

But it really, really works It really got my stomach I just want to look younger Rose Can I tell you something that Dr. Drew pointed out Yeah Hold on I'm still mesmerized

Dr. Drew thinks he has a condition of some kind Yeah, yeah he does Yes, yes Oh no Yeah, yeah With the hunchback stuff I tried telling him it was weights And then sometimes people lift weights

But he said there's something else No, no, no If there were a female That would be Turner's syndrome He just had too much Turner's syndrome It's XO as opposed to XX Genetics

And they look like that They look like that Turner still look like Pull up Turner's syndrome Get a picture See it Oh dear Wait so what's causing that Dr. Drew

Chromosomal abnormalities Really Yeah And I don't know He may have a trance I don't know what But look this intrigued me When we wanted to

It's not doing too many shrugs No There's nothing to do with the word This dude is not working out Not knowing stuff But the glass of wine there With the mayonnaise I found weird

It's disgusting That was bizarre Well sometimes when you're going to Like really put a ton of mayonnaise in your head You just want to dial Kind of the emotions down Another thing I told Tom was I had my hand over my mouth

Like five minutes And he's like there you go And I go no, no It's not over my face Like I normally have When I'm on this show I just thought I was going to throw up This is shame

This is normally what I feel at this show This was oh my god I'm going to vomit Yeah Since I met Rose I want to look young for her So I have been Dying my hair

And it irritates my scalp So I found out that mayonnaise Makes it smoother God bless him Less dry Not spending much money on this Didn't have to give you a doctor or anything Oh my god

I like the glee it gives you That I am shame and nausea It's making my eyes water Shame and nausea makes you Look at this, look at her Your eyes are watering I have a shame Man I got problems

That's why Tom's attracted to me How do you think this has worked out For 17, 15 years now? I got all the red flags man I love this shit Did she have black fingernail polish When you met her? When I met her probably

Oh you should have run Yeah I was so Not just dark purple but black That to you is a sign? Yeah Really? Yeah Of like this is some negative shit going on

Yeah You're choosing Black Black on my nails That's just dark purple but black Yeah No as a teen I did that a lot When I was gone

Yeah between For Tom 23 Yeah I thought you I think you were wearing Definitely dark purple What was wrong with you Tom I was wearing boots

She was like blowing you off And she was angry and hostile Exciting Mike did Let's find out more Yeah yeah exactly Especially when she was like I don't like any

I don't like anybody I met her all trash I was like I gotta call her tomorrow Hey where you were smitten I was eating chicken wings And I was like I don't think I'm never gonna get married And have kids

Met her garbage This is all trash Oh you were in right there He's right there Yeah Guys there's still a remnant issue With the tiktoks Yeah

Clearly I love mental illness It makes me laugh Wait so It makes you laugh Yeah is there any other remedy As a doctor you could recommend Besides mayonnaise

Let me get something else For people listening If somebody see a dermatologist Number one Yeah Cortizone Right You can use hydro-cortizone cream

Over the counter liberally For all your irritations And if that doesn't control it See a dermatologist There you go Not mayonnaise Sometimes I forget Oh sorry

You know when she says that Or they say that Oh What is this Top watcher Please Stop making these Stupid fucking jokes

About people dying in China Okay I don't like to use this app word But don't use that Come on How about one of your people Or your family getting sick and dying This is worse joke

Than talking about dogs and cats People dying in China Okay Stop making these Stupid sick jokes I'm tired of it What is he talking about He is talking about

That people are making jokes About coronavirus I've not heard any jokes Neither have I I think he's seeing them somewhere He's fired up And he's these stupid fucking jokes And then I like it

It's worse than Dog and cat joke I just like his accent Worse than dog and cat joke Oh He's Chinese Stop making these jokes He's saying that people are making

Eat dogs and cats Eat cat jokes He's like That's worse than that That's bad enough Yeah Nobody's joking about the coronavirus Uh oh

Y'all don't wonder what's going on with the face tattoo It's a very slow, slow, slow process It's going to take up to maybe Two, three years for it to actually Yeah See some major, major results But sometimes Certain lighting makes it look darker

Air Lighting makes it look brighter But you know Yeah, I made some very horrible Regrettable If you won't call them regrettable I don't They're just mistakes

Oh, I'd call them regrettable In the past because of drugs and alcohol Uh, shocking Part of life At least I'm omitting I made mistakes At least I'm owning up to my mistakes He's omitting

I'm trying to fix myself now Because this weekend I turned 36 I got to have a straight life So that way I can be more independent More better off More better off And a better example for the younger generation What?

I love y'all, I'm sending prayers your way Thinking about you, keep your chin up So, uh, face tattoos are not good for employment? Is that what you're saying? So this guy we've played a number of times Yes, I've seen it Oh, you have, okay So this is an update

What I don't remember is, is he a juggalo? Oh, yeah So this is a juggalo tad, okay It's pretty I mean, do you think it's kind of unethical If you're the tattoo artist to go for this one If when the person's like I think generally there's some concerns

When people run in to say they want to face tattoo It's usually in a manic state or a drug adult state And so why don't we like, uh Have a little ethical standards, gentlemen and ladies I agree I mean that is, that's not like So I want, I want you to write Susan up here With a heart

No Okay, but listen Let's do a full He commits, I'm a juggalo Yeah And clearly he was, you know, high or something He knew what that, the tattoo artist He knew what that meant, I'm sure

Oh, yeah He probably brought some fago in and sprayed it around But I do appreciate him giving us updates And I want to see an update That's why I want to see, like so But he did say it's going to take a few years And he's talking about the laser

Laser Laser We saw some laser removal treatments And they clearly have So painful Not done much No, it's This is after laser removal?

Oh, yeah Yeah Well, you can see it on the chin there It's a little bit removed Uh-huh Yeah, you can barely tell it's there now Hey man, did you just have a tattoo on your face? I might want to get a whole face transplant

Oh, no What's on the side on the cheek? I'd missed that before That's the juggalo, right? Is that the ICP thing? Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah Now this is a character in the

In the Insane Clown Pause, right? Yeah Hadov This is where they catch a man or something They just paint it on And then they wash it off afterwards Yeah All right, they don't actually

You know, I love Shaggy and Violet J I know your friends with these guys They're friends with those guys Yeah, they're my favorite people Yeah, I'm sure there's They're pretty cool Brilliant guys I mean, they really built something amazing

Yes, they did I want to go to the So, in case nobody's told you today This is just a PSA for everyone If you're not black, don't say the N-word I don't care what the context is I don't care what version of the word it is Don't say the N-word

It's not your word to say Don't say it Stop saying it Period The question I have is Is it his word even to talk about? I don't know Very interesting, right?

Very interesting Who owns that word? Who owns that word? That's really the question No, but I mean, is he of the Ethnic persuasion where he's suggesting Is Enny says he's not black? Enny?

Fuck, no Now this man shouldn't be Saying shit about the handboy Yeah Right Yes I kind of tend to agree Enny says it better

Warrior Who usually is the loudest about this shit Is like white women You know what I mean? Like, they always weigh in on Yeah, in this nonsense They're the ones giving speeches A lot of times about like, you know what you

There's the ones in comedy clubs Who are like, you shouldn't say that And it's like, it'll always be somebody Who, like, they're not affected Directly by it But they'll lecture the group This guy reminds me of that That's a new breed of person

Oh yeah It didn't exist ten years ago, did it? It's like the last ten years Yeah Of like, I mean, it's kind of like that Woke, you know, lane But the woke is one thing But standing up and woke

Oh yeah Oh The SJW Think about what it takes to stand up Like, in a group Even like a three people Yeah And start telling other people how to live

Well, the thing that always Which was not your Made me crazy It's not your demo It's your, you're usurping it It shows that the thing that's so You don't even realize how insulting There being is

I've had, you know A lot of times, honestly Like a white lady be like You know that You shouldn't say that And it'll be a joke Like stand up and say it Well, they'll just say it

From their seat Okay And then they'll be like You shouldn't joke about that Don't say that about him They'll talk to like Those people or something Right, and then those people

Yeah, use those people In their phrase Are in the room And they'll be And they'll be like Oh, I enjoyed the joke Yeah So it's like

They don't realize You know, something like Ten or twenty percent of the world Doesn't have a sense of humor Yeah Literally Like they literally lack Yeah

And I wonder if women Are more disposed to that A hundred percent I don't know the answer to that But I imagine I entertain them for a living And I can tell you I think it's also

A lot of social conditioning When you're little girls You're told not to be gross Girls don't fart Girls don't burp Because the guy is like I want to see my girl And I'll tell you this

I know so many comedians Obviously, you know And we've talked about this Even like my most liberal Comedian friends will be like Yeah, if it came down to it I'd rather perform to A room of Republicans

Then Because they'll They'll laugh more They'll laugh more Yeah Can I tell you why I think he made this video To show off those lovely nails

Those nails are great Because that's really all he's doing He's like Stop it, stop it The positioning is also great On the hello kitty Something, pillow That's right

And I mean I only dream about What clothes is not on That we can't see Yeah, I wonder if we Just pulled the camera up A little bit I think I could describe

Pretty well what we might see Pretty large, careless backside With an inviting... I cannot figure out What this guy's ethnicity is Either It's all... Is it Hispanic maybe?

He could be Filipino Or could be a mix of that But he's definitely not A big fan of the N word I feel like if I were standing up I don't need people standing up For my cause Well, that's what you just heard

From Warrior Eddie Yeah, I know He's like, no thanks, bro Don't say the N word Yeah, I think everybody knows that It's not yours to say But who doesn't know that now? Well, there's a bunch of

Fortunetel white kids that... Oh, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah, listen to the music I think the big part of it When people, when a little white kid Gets comfortable, it's because of music Yeah, so there's a whole culture

Yeah, it's a whole culture That they do serve And they don't... I don't think they really understand What they're getting into They definitely don't understand That's why they feel so comfortable with it And then, thankfully, we have advocates

Like my friend here To remind us Good The guy that's picking on the wolf pack Dude, tell you one thing If you're too much of a fucking coward To hide behind a fucking black screen Come at me

I'll give you my fucking home address I don't give a fuck But you better bring it There's so many people I want to do home visits on now This guy? Yeah, why? He's another one

What's wrong? I would like to see Andward Guy, too Where he lives? Yeah, them and their natural habitat Is fascinating to me Yeah It is really interesting

This is the way that... You are going to take RPC to dinner The way that social media... Per se, I've got the reservation I can't wait I'm there in a few weeks, man I may be there, too Wait, if you're there

The week that she's there Are you there all week? I have to look it up I'm there that week Before she goes I think I'm... Before? Yes, earlier in the week

I know I have to go to some... No I have to go to Pennsylvania before that I want to go, too I want all of us to go, though Can we fly in the LA and make him... That's April or something No, he won't get on a plane

I'm going to be there March 31st, April 1st, April 2nd Yes, I'm doing a teen mom reunion Those days, then I have to go to Pennsylvania Well, maybe just be me and Robert Hey I just want him to have a nice time A nice meal, per se

Just invite him to your hotel And then just go to your home I'm thinking 8-8-15 I don't think it'll be as easy to get him out As you think I don't think so, either I think it's going to be very difficult But, I don't know

Maybe we send a car Hey, Robert Does he know you? If you showed up, would he... Get it? I don't know I really don't know Yeah, he know

He knows your face He watches Oh, right, he knows my face Yeah, and I've lost weight since he told me to And what about that hair? Hair's... Working on it You need to grow hair, you said

Yeah, working on it I'm not sexy, is that what I was? You're definitely not hot I'm not hot Yeah Wow, have you been working on it? Working on it, yeah Said he worked out yesterday

He didn't have any qualms with me Well, then you should go get him I know, right? I feel like he does like me Well, we'll see See what happens Look at this photo here Look, look, look

Oh, my God What are you gonna do, fool? What the fuck are you gonna do? That's right, nothing Cause you're a Chihuahua in a bubble, fool Get the fuck out of here I love that one so much That is so LA vibes to me

This is definitely an LA It's picking on a little dog It's so funny He's like, what you gonna do, fool? Oh, my God You're a Chihuahua in a fucking bubble We pull out the YouTube comments sometimes Like the big ones

The ones that hit You pull these, right? These are your selects Okay, let's see what this is Yeah, we really need to rally behind Tom And buy as much merchandise Tickets as possible Clearly seen at 110

Drinking regular non-sparkling water The mommy's finances really must be in ruins Cause he's drinking that peasant shit Very funny, it's true We established that Flat water is for poor people That's what I'm doing here, right? Sparkling water

We get the sparkling in here So I feel a little better about myself It's the rich man's water Yeah, it's true, though Yes It is true So only losers drink still water We all have still water sitting here

We're all losers You know, it's true It is true It feels bad And this one, I need to hear Tom yell Like the wheelchair dude in his aggressive black lip Which wheelchair dude? Yeah, which wheel?

Oh, let me pull something up for you, Drew You're gonna like this a whole lot Oh, my God This guy is from last week, right? Remember what it's called? What the thing's called? Cause he really... I think if you search for Subway

Oh, Subway? Oh, my God, that's right This guy Alright, you are ruining me Yeah, this is pretty cool Wayne T.C., this nonsense Okay, yep Alright

Close You stupid ass bitch Don't try to reason Shut the fuck up! Stop talking to me, bitch No, not you I'm talking to a dumbass fat bitch over there Eat too many pork chops

Fat ass bitch I like the J.B. Smooth quality about him He does have a... Yeah, I like that He can riff I heard Bernie Mac Yeah? Oh, a little bit of that too, yeah

Pork chop, yeah I wanna see where this goes Oh, it goes to a cool place Oh, no Shut up, you fat bitch Stop eating so many pork chops Back up off the tape Go on and die it

You fat ass bitch That's why you ain't got no man You're too fucking fat Nobody wanna fuck you You're too fat, bitch Yeah And also, let's just be real here He's fat

He didn't say he wasn't I know I didn't even put that together last time You're right And then a great... He knows what pork chops do Yeah, he does Oh, yes, he do

You like the way you look This is pretty great Yeah, a lot of pork chop You eat too many pork chops Too much rice and beans You're filmin' ass Stupid ass bitch He's right

Too much pork and beans And pork chop And you see how he caught himself He goes, you done Stupid ass bitch No, I think What's gonna happen Yeah, what do you...

You know, let me see What do you think was gonna happen Well, I thought there was something more of a neurological nature Oh See, I think I think being that he's in New York Yeah Probably uptown

And he said rice and beans And he stopped on that S I think he was gonna say You fuckin' rice and beans Spick, like a spick thing I'm thinkin' spick too And then he was like, yo, there's a bunch of spicks On this fucking subway

And then he stopped himself from saying it I can't go there with you, Tom No? And I can hold that line, I think Let's go You eat too many pork chops Too much rice and beans You're filmin' ass

Stupid ass Stupid ass bitch Stupid ass bitch See, pull back Yeah But didn't say sp- No, but You dumbass

Stupid But he wanted to say He wanted to say Too many rice and beans Stupid ass bitch I like the guy with the headphones on next to him Yeah Just turning up the volume slowly

But they're all rice and beans on that subway So that's why he was Maybe Is that a subway? Yeah Yeah He's got his thing caught in the door I said the door is open

He's stuck in there He's keeping it open So that the train can't Trying to get off And then the best thing is like Everyone, you know People are actually trying to help him I know

He's flippin' out I know And then the way that it's resolved Is somebody else just speaking sensibly This train ain't goin' No more from where Try and get out Follow the police

This train ain't goin' No more from where Try and get out Yeah This door is locked Yeah So I said You have to use one of the other doors

This one doesn't know Don't move this fuckin' train Try and get out It's not gonna move until you get out Okay Alright See? Okay, very simple

Alright We're lookin' out there Really? Yeah How come he was able to calm down With the explanation from that gentleman? Because he didn't really know He was being inappropriate

Really? He doesn't really know That what's comin' out of him Is comin' out of him The way it is Oh, so he doesn't know He's being so aggro to everybody? Not quite

I mean, he knows he's upset But he has no impulse control Right? His frontal lobe Kinda not workin' right And so it all just comes Spillin' out Hmm

And, you know People gain a lot of weight Sometimes after head injuries And stuff And the fact that he can't walk Tells you something's goin' on Oh, wait a minute, though Can he walk?

Oh, we're gonna see something? Hold on Wait, doesn't he He could get up Well, see White people This fat ass bitch Gonna harass me

Shut up, bitch Shut up I wanna talk to you I'm talkin' to many of you motherfuckers Don't say nothin' to me Give me more the fuckers It's about the days, bro It's about the days

Oh, you motherfuckers Cause he can kickyfoot He did kinda kickyfoot Yeah, but he might be like a taxic Or something when he gets up You know, so Yeah, that's... That's brain stuff

Yeah, I think Really? Yeah, I think so But do you think he was gonna say Spick? I think Stupid is where he's goin' Really? Stupid ass bitch You think he eyeballed the room

It was like I think he probably has some speech trouble Really? With the injury too So, I'm guessing Yeah That there's some Problem with the fluidity of his speech

You always go to science And Tom and I always go to racism Or mental Like, rudeness Would you love mental illness? You wanna go there You want everybody to have that I do

I think it's crazy You want everybody to have Certain kinds of mental illness And to be fair Brain diseases are brain diseases They're just different kinds Right? Yeah

One's caused by a whack over the head Or whatever So he could have something That was caused by physical altercation Sure Yeah Sorry to bum your high Oh

Uh-oh The power of cheap beer compels you It says And then That guy who just walked out there Gets into his wheelchair And he took his foot across the street I love it

He takes his ride That's so good That's what I'm talking about These kicky footers Yeah Sometimes Yeah, the kicky footer could be That's a new class

I mean Look at him He's walking pretty well He's walking pretty well Yeah He's a kicky footer He's a total kicky footer Sounds like an episode of

Curb Your Enthusiasm I just feel like You're a kicky footer Exactly You're a kicky footer And it's okay To walk up to someone like that And throw him out of the chair

I think, you know Well It's hard to tell If it's a real kicky footer Or sort of a If you see them I was like a kicky footer If you see this dude

Walk out of the store Yeah, then they'd be worried about it Yeah Yeah You're allowed to dump him Out of the chair, right? Of course Yeah

Of course Thank you for not making me Answer that I've been on this thing with Drew For a while now About which is the drug I'm gonna try Oh

What are you thinking about? Well He's got quite a range Easy I really felt like We left it at PCP Here's the thing I felt like cocaine

Would be great for me I think it would bring Sort of what I recommended to him I like cocaine That's clean I feel like it would bring about The guy that I want to be You know

The cool guy Yeah, like drop some of my insecurities Really bring my personality out PCP might do that too though To be fair Okay, so this is where My real dilemma right now Is coke or PCP

What do you think? PCP scares me Because it can go psychotic on it Yeah, we gotta get you up on a treadmill Make sure you don't have any heart disease Before you do the cocaine Okay And then you're cleared

Clear to go What is PCP? What is that made from? It's Fencycladene It's sort of a It's related to kind of ketamine Kind of stuff

And DXM And cough syrups And stuff like that It's sort of in that zone Totally manufactured by somebody In a trailer Oh, where they actually get it from I'm sure

Yes, all that stuff And cocaine would be somewhat cleaner The coca plant That's what I'm saying And I said that on this show a while ago And they go, no, stupid Cristina Because it's cut with bad stuff It is cut with bad stuff

Yeah, but it's from a plant It's not just the coca plant Which they get pure cocaine We can send it down to clubby Or something having it some time That's what I'm saying I would rather you do cocaine Because at least that's from

Just a plant And you can speak Spanish and stuff You can find this way into a You know, camp All my cousins, all those fucking Stupid guys down there They must know somebody down there Oh, for sure

And a lot of people to know A lot of cocaine comes from Peru We know a lot of it So I feel like I have the connections They get you the real stuff I told my friend That I really would love to see If I could traffic cocaine

Good idea Good to announce that on this show Just to see where it goes Before you start your practice Well, I just I've been watching a lot of Narcos Do you know what to do now? I feel like I do

I feel like I How would you do it? I mean, I would just, you know Get up in the jungle Yeah, I mean Set up camp The easy part is getting it to Mexico You know, I go down south

Get my cousins Do you know what the cartel is doing now? Oh, now Tom's in I'm going to give him the solution Uh-oh So in the many, many insane laws We have now in California The latest genius is

You cannot prosecute a child 12 or under So the cartel's got wind of that And they're going on gaming sites And they're using 8 to 12-year-olds As their mules right now Oh By the hundreds And they have actually caught

A hundred of them in San Diego Can't prosecute them They go right back to it Brilliant Terrible You're on You're in You got to get on Mixer or something

We're about four-year-olds We have a four-year-old son Oh, yeah, but that's just like one trafficker How much do you need? I'm trying to move weight You know what I mean? Hmm I want to get like hundreds of tons

Of coke into this country Hmm I'm trying to be a drug lord No, I hear you, bro You know what I mean? It's a good business to get into, definitely Yeah It's safe

It's good for family life I don't give a fuck about shit I know, shit I just want guns and I want What do you mean? Okay Jewelry He's sort of scaring me

Okay, what's worse? Crystal meth or PCP? Meth One time? Probably PCP Oh Over long periods of time, meth is worse Can you explain to me why the one time

Is probably worse? Because amphetamine is just amphetamine People have been taking amphetamine forever, right? You can take one You got to sped up And you're okay It's the chronic exposure That causes all the difficulty

And with PCP You can have a nasty reaction right away Which is What would be like a nasty reaction? Like psychotic And crazy and violent And lifting up cars and things I want to see that shit

They used to talk about in the 80s People would do it I would see that shit You told me we could lose Burt Forever possibly If he were to get on I forget which one You said

With his With his makeup The mania stuff Yeah Which one would make you the most manic? Oh my god Maybe meth Yeah, meth

He'd spit out Even a single episode with him Yeah We gotta try it What's angel dust? That's PCP That's the same thing Smoking that

So exciting We're getting charms We're getting wet cigarettes Do you think it's true That doing all that acid in college Has affected my brain? Dude, I think it's true You've never told me about it

So how much do you use? I've done like four Five tabs in my life Gel tabs When I see real problems with hallucinogens People get up around 10, 20 explosions Or one large one Did you have any large?

Yeah, the first time I took it I took two tabs on the first time I was so stupid I did it both times I took too much And I would freak I would stay up for like a day You seem fine

I'm fine It might be part of the mood problem Wait, I got a question I see lots of persistent mood stuff After that I don't know how much you're into The differences between smoking And ingesting edibles

You're smoking it, it's not an edible anymore I'm saying how it affects When you smoke weed That versus eating So when you eat A different process happens chemically In your body Most medical records state

That most people can experience Have a psychedelic experience On 20 milligrams of THC orally And then you can go Now with how readily available High dosages are Does something happen long term When you ingest orally

Super high dosage Funny you would ask There's data now I'm not sure I believe this before But the data looks pretty convincing now That you can induce psychosis Oh fuck And so you're not just a psychedelic experience

But a psychotic experience And this is the really interesting thing There was a really good study That came out recently That showed And you know meth can do psychosis too right No I did not know that Well that's like fed smokers

Was essentially psychotic When he was running around Paradigm, delusional, agitated So meth always goes to a delusional psychosis And a very specific kind too Where you're preoccupied about People around you Friends, family, coworkers

If you get a cocaine psychosis It's always about uniformed officers They're always preoccupied by the police And army and SWAT And all this stuff And the meth addicts are calling the police To save them from grandma So we always

You know in my discipline We know that meth causes psychosis And we always wonder What percentage of those psychoses Become chronic problems Well it's about 22% It turns out it's higher To stay a problem with cannabis

Like 24 to 25% of the time Once you induce a psychotic episode With cannabis Has about a 25% chance of staying psychotic Really? That seems like a high percentage I didn't say 25% of people get psychosis I said of those who get psychosis

A quarter stay that way So it's a small number to get psychosis But that was surprising to me Now how about the people Because I mean there's a bunch of people People who listen to this show We even have friends who Regularly ingest

Really high dosage levels Some people tolerate it And you're just like You're fine with it I'm fine with it But that person's fine with it They'll have trouble trying to stop If they do it all the time

Right, there's a withdrawal with that But a lot of people are okay with it Okay It's a little bit of a rush to let with all this I know one guy From high school Who had a permanent shift From ingesting super high dosage

And the question always was Was this a guy who was Just gonna be schizophrenic anyway And just came out earlier It doesn't look like that It looks like it really causes it in some people And that's just taking too much pot Is what you're saying

A lot, a lot A lot of pot So remember that old wives tale Growing up There was this guy that did so much acid And he's freaked out And now he thinks he's an orange And he screams

Don't peel me, don't peel me You ever heard that? Was that on TikTok or something? No, it was like growing up I never heard that But yes, people can remain That was my point in that study About 22% of the time

You can remain chronically psychotic After a heavy dose of acid That's really scary Yeah, I know That's why all these things frighten me And when people talk about using them Therapeutically and stuff I'm very into the research

I think it's a great idea But it scares me Because I've seen bad stuff happen Yeah I've seen that documentary That people go on acid trips And it can help you heal trauma Yeah

If you're in a guided environment It can Yeah And psilocybin is used for that If you may is used for that Have you ever waited on Like, or do you have an opinion on ayahuasca? Which I know is like in this

Yeah, I mean again I've talked to people That are practitioners That get really good results with it And there are other people That just go on these random trips Down in other parts of the world And generally what I see is

Either a bad trip A nothing trip Or a really really good trip So about 30, 30, 30% of the time People are having a 30% time They're having a really positive experience Unless they're in a guided environment With somebody who really knows

What they're doing That tends to be pretty positive But I've also from that I had lots of patients Who would run down to get ibogaine And things like that To try to deal with their opiate addiction And they came back changed

And they always went back to the opiates They would be off for about six months And then they would go back I want to do that ayahuasca They were a different person I want an ayahuasca experience Dude You have to listen to Robin Quivers

From Stern Show Describe her Because she's like You drink it And then you vomit And vomit and shit And vomit It's literally like

You're just so sick Yeah But that's before And you do it for two days You might be better to go with one of these There's people out there That kind of It's kind of a

It's an underground community But people kind of know What they're doing with this stuff Yeah, I'm into that Going with like Let me hook you up With people that know what they're doing I go to Peru with you

I wouldn't do it with you But I would go and support you No, we could do it here You could do it here Well, like some guy in Brooklyn And you go up to his room Yeah You know somebody?

You know somebody? Yeah I'll do it I will do it with you I would do it No I would fucking lose my mind Dude, I've done too much acid

To do something like that No, you have not Would you really do it? Yeah, I would do it Yeah Oh my gosh That's cool I think that would be really cool

I would do it Okay All right Really? Yes That's really cool I'm really curious to hear What a great piece of content

We'll be shooting here No, you cannot video yourself Doing ayahuasca Look at the dog Even Bourdain didn't Remember when Anthony Bourdain did it He wouldn't let the cameras Okay, so turn the cameras off

For a few minutes Okay, they all worry They all scare me I've seen long-term consequences So let me say it You know, put the disclaimer out there We don't have the science yet But there are a lot of people

That swear by it They do We'll do one smoke and dust And we'll do one No, don't do the dust Please don't do angel I'd rather you do ayahuasca We'll do one

With a Peruvian cocaine We'll do a kid smuggler's video too Oh my god Well, I take a bunch of kindergarteners On a field trip To the border Oh my god They can't be arrested

They can't be arrested I have a question for you What's in your backpack, kid How bad is it for a child To ingest marijuana? Because when I was nine years old I ate a bunch of pot brownies Whoa

By accident It's all explained so much That's why she's the R word One of my dad's hussy girlfriends Brought pot brownies to this pool party And I popped like three of them Before she told my mom Hey, you don't want your daughter eating those

What did your mom say to this hussy? I don't know, I was too high I was fucked up I was already like brrr And then she just put me on the couch I fell asleep It was during the 1984 opening olympics ceremony I woke up, my mom had made chicken wings

And they were the most delicious chicken wings I had ever eaten So good, you had no real consequence But to a child's brain I worry about everything with children's brain But back then, too, the pot was weaker So good Oh, okay

I'd worry about it more today And by the way, one of the trends we see When states legalize cannabis The first thing that happens is Emergency room visits for dogs goes up crazy Because the dogs get into that stuff And they have seizures and are mass With a kid, the same kind of thing can happen or no?

Seizures? If they ingest a high dosage I don't know I imagine it's not a great thing Yeah, it's probably not good for you No, probably not It's just generally what I say about most things on this show Yeah, probably not

Probably not a good idea Probably not okay Probably If it's a doubt, it's a don't, right Nadav? That's what your dad taught you, say it? That's right, if it's a doubt, it's a don't The devil's in the details I like that saying

If it's a doubt, it's a don't It's a really good dad advice Alright Uh oh, what do you got for sleep? Don't do drugs, kid Tom could caulk or something I'm trying to see what this is Hey, whatever happened to quailudes

I learned about them in there They quashed their production, they're not available anymore Well, I really regret not being able to try to quailude Did you try to quailude? No, but that would be a good one for you guys That's pretty harmless Really? What does it do?

It just chills you out Yeah, a lot A lot That's what Cosby was into, right? Not him personally No, but he was into giving them up Subjects, yes Just helping them relax

They're treatment They're uptight Yeah To help you relax a little bit Chill out, man, why are you so fucking Anxious all the time Oh my life I wish I could have tried it

What about mescaline? Jesus, you guys are weird That's for peyote? Yeah, it's essentially acid Very simple Oh, this is one thing that Dr. Drew saw That, uh, Christina didn't see

Oh, cool, I like it I'll just show you this But you saw this It was that trailer Oh, yeah Yeah, to the movie It's horrible I can't tell you

Is it? Christina is having mental problems High anxiety, manic episodes Not exactly It's me as a teenager Yeah I'm sure I'm falling in love I don't want to

Love is not such a bad thing He's mentally retarded I'm retarded Throw it Retarded, retarded What movie was this? How did I miss this? This is Christina Ricci's triumph

Yeah I'm sure she loves this Is there anything you want to tell me about it? No Is this person Chinese? African or worse? Jewish? Mother

He's in the challenge games And I'm his mentor He has this beautiful soul You are my friend What has gotten into pumpkin? Guys, his name is Pumpkin Yeah, you know, didn't Johnny Knoxville make a movie like this?

Yeah, kind of, yeah Yeah, we're She seems to Yeah Inspired him What has anyone on quite a date yesterday? It is improper to fraternize with the recipients of our charity

You're in love with him, aren't you? Yes, you are No, no, no Yes, yes, yes Yes It looks very 80s How could that be 2003? Yeah

Maybe that they tried to make it look retro-y Oh, maybe Maybe Because of the 50s I reminded Tom that if you look at Animal House today it will freak you out Why? Because it's so rapy

The stuff that went is okay Yeah I mean, one of the sort of peak scenes in the movie is when a guy is trying to decide whether a woman's totally unconscious whether or not to rape her Yeah Revenge of the nerds, too

Yeah Like, had sex with a girl without her knowing, basically That was so funny Yeah, it was hilarious That's what we grew up in Yeah Oh, yeah I completely retarded

And by the way, what I find most concerning about this movie is he doesn't appear to even have any cognitive problems He just has cerebral palsy Yeah, that's right Like, he didn't seem down syndrome He just seemed like He actually was cute I was kind of like, he's kind of hot, I think

He's twisty in his movements It's called choreo-athoid Yeah And that's cerebral palsy Right, like, what did Stephen Hawking have? Do you think at the end of the movie He just goes like He just stopped calling me retarded

She's like, oh, I'm sorry, I just didn't realize Didn't know that bothered you United Artists presents the challenging love story of a pumpkin You two are not appropriate couples That turned into a prince Pumpkin's not going to sit in the back of the bus anymore I hear those kind of people are very easily aroused They are not my challenged athletes

Think about a pumpkin Is it unethical for her to make out with him? Yeah, if he has a diminished capacity If he really is unable to understand consent Yeah Well, that's what we were talking about What's the line for that, though? Like, you know, is it an IQ level?

Some of it's that Some of it's emotional maturity So what if someone's like, you know, 75 IQ They'd be able to consent Making consent That's a hypothetical What about Forest Gump and Jenny? We kind of think Jenny is a bit of a rapist

Because Forest, was he able to really, truly consent To that relationship? He was simple He wasn't No, he was He wasn't what? He was simple He wasn't

But he wasn't what? What? As opposed to As opposed to what? He wasn't R R what? R radical? He wasn't severely cognitively impaired

He would just sort of emotionally Huh? What underdeveloped Okay, so he wasn't like Pumpkin's a theoretically full Downs Well, I don't know Pumpkin looks like he's just He's hot

Pumpkin's kind of hot Yeah, I don't know what they're talking about I get it Oh, man, if you were in your goth days Yeah, dude, I'm down with that guy I'd be in weird just to make out with him He's cute And he would appreciate it

Yeah That'd be so retarded Okay Why? Sometimes On the top, I'd look up But his eyes are just open Wow

Alright I had a question for Drew This is getting Oh, may I ask you this? Okay Do you think retarded people I'm sorry, Downslander people Are they allowed to vote?

Should they be allowed to vote? Ooh, that's a great question I don't know what I don't know what the law is around there The law is that essentially You can vote If you can Unless you exercise some display

That you shouldn't be able to So in other words, if you can register to vote And you're 18 Yeah You can do all those Then you can just vote That makes sense to me Doesn't make sense to me

I don't think that should be allowed Think about it I am thinking about You don't want him voting You want him voting I want him voting more than some people I'll tell you what I don't know

I don't know I think we should take away a voting altogether And just have a philosopher king I think that's the solution here Because look what happened With the voting Alright I'm not down for the democracy

Okay, she's right Borscha I know What? What was that? My mom's house Okay Well, we Pumpkin

Pumpkin That's just absolutely insane We Is it Pumpkin? Is that his name? Yeah Well That's at least his nickname

Did that movie do well? I remember it coming out You do? I do remember Pumpkin But I don't remember When? I was like in junior high Okay

Like I remember this I don't remember seeing it or knowing Christina Ricci does not look old there It made $300,000 in the box office Oh my God Wow What's the release date?

It's a disaster June 28th, 2002 Oh, then I wasn't in junior high I can't believe it was 2000 That's so weird I know Well Coral and I were talking about

Movies of the Week You forget how those I remember that I remember one With It was called a winter frost And it was like aid in something It was right when the HIV

The AIDS epidemic started And it was like How it explained AIDS to people Basically Like he was a homosexual man Yeah, but that was more the sort of The afternoon movies for the kids There was

People would gather around the TV On Friday nights To see Movies of the Week Movies of the Week And something they even have Theatrical releases And the reason we were discussing it Is for most of the decade of the 70s

Most of those A lot of those films involved the devil The devil That's interesting And the devil Possessing somebody or something Well that's interesting A bunch of dogs

Particularly They were called kill something Look at that A bunch of Dobermans There was kill Rosemary's baby Kill dozer

There was a tractor Tractor that got possessed by it And everyone had seen these movies They were as We were as preoccupied About that garbage in the 70s As we are about the coronavirus now Really

It's ridiculous The exorcist came out And then everything was The devil possessed After that I'll retarded Yeah Doberman Pincers

That's so funny There was hysteria in the 80s About drug culture About Satan And the devil and the music And then tipper gore And all that It was a weird decade

People forget how weird it was It was only a response to how horrible The 70s was Yeah Horrible Oh my god Yeah But now it's hysteria

What are you looking at? Retarded, retarded Just look at it Just look at it Just look at these Your favorite drugs He's just feathering it Just feathering it

Yeah, thank you Dr. Brewer He's got the lingo down Oh yeah, he does Oh my god Can I help us? Thanks, Tom Yeah

Okay We got it Is he Chinese or is he Jewish? That was my favorite Is he Jewish or worse? Is he Jewish? Is this person Chinese? African or worse?

Jewish? Jewish? What would you do if one of your daughters brought home A down syndrome person As a potential I only have one daughter Right And she is similarly rebellious to yourself

So it could happen, right? She would What if she brought a pumpkin home? Anything you could do, she could do better Okay Just use your imagination I'm sure she's capable of it Yeah

Alright, good question though Reasonable question That'll probably be a trailer for this episode Yeah, of course I mean, very retired I want to be Christina's father Go ahead Yeah

That's who I want to be I think he's in Vietnam right now You're going to have to wait until he gets back What's he doing? He married a 34-year-old Vietnamese woman He met online He's the most interesting man in the world He should be doing a beer commercial

Yes I've told him that before He took great offense He's like, ah, a bit of funny Like, he just takes offense to any time I He just seems like a cartoon character I try to be endearing He's actually a very, very, very cool

Now there's a cool guy I have to, that's a home visit I gotta go I wish I wish you could Would you Yes Reunitate, reunite with my father

Wouldn't that be the best That would be the best It kind of would be the best Let's video it Would you do that? 100% I insist But you have to get the backstory

Tom just gave Lucas Jean like, really? We're really going to do this? I mean, this would be epic, actually I'm ready And you should know that there's quite a bit of time now Without I am up for it How long have you guys not spoken in?

Since before Julian was born Ellis was two Oh, this is my mission This is my mission I know, but he first of all She's been, you know, hinting that she wants to I think I'm ready And honestly, I think a lot of it has to do with you

You'll love knowing that a doctor and cameras are coming with it Coming for this reunion I'm sure they appreciate that That's a huge bone of contention with him Is he doesn't like that I talk about him But in my defense, it's my story And I'm entitled to have a story, am I not? Whatever you say, honey

Uh-oh But let's get in there, Tom This beats per se Okay This is the new thing Yeah, this is the new thing Whatever I say, you think I'm in the wrong? Oh, I don't know, I'm fascinated

He sounds like a fascinating person He sounds like the most interesting man in the world He is He is that Yeah, and whatever your stuff is with him That interests me more Because that's the stuff I'm interested in Right, as a clinician

Oh, my God And so I just fascinated I think it'd be great All right, we'll have to hunt him down A little marathon session A little bit of an ambush A little bit Oh, yeah

He's got to consent to everything Oh, he wouldn't Then we can't do it Okay I would be fun, though We should try to do this It's not gonna be fun It's gonna be epic

Yeah It's A Should we make it a pay-per-view? No It should just be amazing We will come out of this Are we crying the whole time? Here's what I promise you

I can hate my parents Here's what I promise you We will come out better Yep Then we start it out I think listen I think that you've convinced me That it's time to reconcile

Yep I'm gonna talk to him I'm proud of that I don't know I mean, I go back and forth, though There are some days I'm totally down Now we've got the perfect hook To motivate you to go

The hook The pay-per-view The humiliation The public pay-per-view The pay-per-view My private And I promise you It'll be better when we're done

Please do this Oh, God Why do I trust Dr. Drew? I trust him Because he's a doctor And he's sucking me into this He's not I am not, Tom is

I know He's not It's a good idea, though It's a good idea Well, I'm not gonna force anybody to do anything He's got to consent to it He's got to be into it And, um, yeah, we're gonna

Is it cool, like, as to maybe to, like, Set and make him comfortable? We'll have, like, a bunch of bikini chicks there Would you like that? He would dig that? Walking around with, like, beers and stuff Actually, I think that would make him Really comfortable

I think he would love hot chicks Why don't we just promise take him To a strip joint afterward No And I'm being dead serious If we had, like, five hot chicks and bikinis He would be like, this is great What are we talking about now?

Meat plates Meat plates No, because then he'd just want to party He'd be like, I'm still stuck doing this No, no, no, it's fine Whatever he needs to feel comfortable That would make him feel very comfortable And we could play Abba

And party It just creates the scene so beautifully Yeah And the girls will stay for, like, our deep discussions And they're like Oh, Jesus I don't agree with you Christina sounds like a bitch

Yeah Why is she so unhappy? She's a cool guy Why don't you have her beers? Shut up Your dad's hot Don't you think your dad's hot? I'm like, I don't know

He's my dad Yeah, gross I like this How old is your new mom? I like this a lot Do you need another? How many moms do I have? One, two, three

Wait, she's my fourth mom or my third mom? I think she's my third mom We'll get into that We'll get into that How he feels about that What's your fucking problem? He doesn't care about it He has no feelings about that

I don't know I don't know I don't know I'm the most interested man in the world I bet he has some feelings No What was the problem? Alright

Before we go, another reminder Feelings are for us Dr. Drew After Dark Most weeks will be Dr. Drew and Christina Yes You and I out for our special Yup I come in a few times on the show now

But really exciting is that Now you can talk to Dr. Drew Yes You can ask him And you can have a back and forth No more voicemail No more emails Right

Follow at YMH BlueBand For when the lines are open Right So we'll tweet it out We just passed out on Twitter You call in and boom, you're in You're in I'm so excited for it

Your medical questions Are your love questions Anything We started with mostly any questions And then we did a lot of brown And then we did a lot of penis But we're looking for relationship questions now And we figure we need a little more female

The female callers Absolutely To your female community And we want to get into You know interpersonal stuff too Yeah Do it man Share, call, ask questions

It's a lot of fun As always you're a fantastic guest Thank you for coming Let me just, I want to say again I think I've said it before I want to say it again It's such, I'm so delighted To be working with you guys

And have the opportunity to be On the Your Mom's House platform And to participate As are we man With this audience Who is amazing You've got these I mean people have run up to me

In places I'm such a fan of Your Mom's House And they're always They're the best Literally cool people Not cool guys Just cool people Yeah they are, they're the best

They are Thank you guys for watching For listening We'll see you next time And I've been here I don't know Since 7.30 doing some

Little video that Editing I should say editing is a video That's going to be going up on YouTube And My Office size But actually my new office

I really like Not going to lie It's got this really cool view Where are we now? There we go There we go Anyway we haven't talked I think it's Saturday

Okay So Tonight I'm looking at Lily's In Union Square Oh Let's say around

8 o'clock 8.15 Oh And I'm going to be in a Fantastic mood then Because I have so much to do I'm looking at my to-do list

All around Post-it notes And everything else I got my My ice wate Wate My ice wate Wate

But anyway Shoot me a text And Let me know if 8 o'clock works I can do 8.30 But A little bit early

It might be tough Because I Do have a lot to do And So I shoot me a call And Did I say my name?

You can be kidding It's Charles You