Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - 560 - Dr. Drew Pinsky - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Episode Date: July 15, 2020

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Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, Chomos. It's another episode of your mom's house podcast. We're so happy to be back here with you inside Studio Gene, brought to you by Wrangler. Oh. So, what a weekend. What a whirlwind. Again, no, we had guests.

And I know that's forbidden. It's a political issue. But they were rona tested. They were tested for their roans, their nags, and we're exhausted from having people over. And we didn't have to do much for them. It's just, I think it's the emotional expenditure that happens when you have guests.

Like, I remember I've never been more suicidal, homicidal, or depressed as when the holidays, when all the people came to town. I just wanted them all to leave. And it's not like I was morning, noon, and night being like, here's the itinerary. It was just the emotional exhaustion of being like, my cousin, my siblings, my parents.

It's like, are you all right? Do you have something to do? And then people start to go like, what are we gonna eat next? And you're like, I don't know. Aren't you gonna grown up? What do you want to eat? It took so much out of me.

Well, and I don't know if this is just me, but I have a hard time answering people's dumb questions when I'm trying to take care of my kids. Like, I focus so hard on like making sure, like, oh, I'm watching the two year old and then they'll be like, so Christina, are you exercising? And I'm like, I don't know.

I can't do both. I can't do two things at once. Do you know what I'm saying? It stresses me out to answer dumb questions. Of course, I know. And then. I don't like conversations. Then you start getting asked like,

rapid, where are the spoons? You're in the fucking drawer. Which drawer? I know. Which drawer? Where's the garbage? Oh, that makes me crazy when they don't just look for it themselves.

Like, where's the ice? Well, fucker, where's ice normally? Yeah, the ice is in our cabinet above the pots and pans. Where are the cups? Well, where do you think? There's only a few places they can be located. It is. It's exhausting.

It is. And I so look forward to the visits. So the visits fun. This will be fun. And also, I forgot how I missed. I mean, I think this gives us a little bit of that socializing. But socializing, as somebody who was never very social, it is kind of fun to socialize again,

like to talk to somebody face to face. It was exciting. But I can't say maybe our exhaustion is also from the excitement of just having new interaction. You get a little adrenaline rush from it. I was like, hello. Then it goes away and you're like, oh my god, I've never slept so hard.

By the way, neither have they. My cousin texted me, she slept 11 hours. Everybody was exhausted. We all exhausted each other. And then in preparation for their coming, you ordered 57 croissants from the local bakery. So I'd heard through a friend that there's an amazing bakery or near our house.

And the guy, my friend told me and I go, no, no. He goes, you haven't been. He goes, there's croissants, but like, you got to go and this time in the morning to get one. So I'm like, all right, I'll try one. You went with me, I think the first time. I did. We took a pilgrimage.

We walked down there. How good are those, I mean. They're really good. This guy. I'm afraid, can I tell you how good they are? I'm afraid to even really go down the rabbit hole. I know. Because I know how fat I'm gonna get.

Yeah, it was a real fat weekend. So he also told me that he makes certain special croissants, but you got to call ahead. So I always get too big of eyes when it comes to like food and people come into town. I always overdo it. Remember the time we ordered all those wild wings? Yeah.

Was that in Alabama? It was. How many wings did we order? Accidentally, I think around a hundred. Literally. Yeah. I was like, well, this way we can try all the different flavors and you're like, but you got 15 flavors.

I was like, yeah, like five of each, it's fine. We were in our hotel room with just boxes and boxes and boxes of wings. It was so great. So that's what happened though. So when I called, I go, great, let me get five of this, five of this, and I forget, I'm not talking about cookies. They're croissants.

So when I go to pick it up, it was the morning of the fourth. He has them in a pizza box. Cause it's an Italian restaurant and they just happen to make croissants. Right. So shows me to me, it looks like, God damn, just like jewelry. I mean, he's just like, look at these, I was like, wow.

And then we're walking around. I realized I'm just walking around with a pizza box to walk home. In the morning. Yeah. It's early in the morning, it's like nine. And then people everywhere, you realize it, it's alarming to people to see someone

with a pizza box that early in the morning. Cause they're like, you're getting pizza right now. Strangers were, their minds were blown. Yeah. The people were like pointing at me. Yeah, up across the street. And people were saying things. They're like, Jesus man, starting early, pizza.

And one guy was like, that's what I'm talking about, man. Let me get a slice. And then I felt like explaining it to everybody. I was like, you don't understand, these are croissants. And then he would have to open the box. And show them. I was like, no, no, no, they're croissants. But they're all different.

And then people were like, oh, those look amazing. And then I would tell them the whole story. This is an Italian guy and he learned to make croissants. And he makes them at his Italian place, but he also has other Italian food. And they're like, okay, that's a lot more information than we needed. I know.

But they're fucking amazing. But they're really cute. You got so excited and we ate them all. There's not one left. And then I just, you know, I also wanted everybody to try every croissant. So I would slice it up and be like, eat these croissants, eat, eat, eat.

I was like an Italian grandmother. You were. Manja, manja. I'm about to get off, yeah. Yeah, it was cute though. It was really nice of you. I like seeing you getting excited about stuff. Because I feel in this quarantine,

you have to find the little things to get excited about. Like that's the majority of my life. There's so many, there's stages of quarantine. Well, let's do the opening. We'll talk about it. But I will say that Pierce coming in last week was the happiest thing that's happened in a long time in my life.

He brought me so much joy that I ruminated on his appearance for days. And I'm just excited that we have a dialogue. I've been a guest on a bunch of podcasts. I did a couple of Spanish podcasts. I did Steve-O and everybody has led with, how about those balls in the ass? Everybody.

You know, it just, it brought so much joy to so many people at such a tough time. Just like Wood did, you know. Heroes. Yeah, so then you're like, everyone's like, hey, so you brought the balls in the ass to add to people's attention and the big black cock sitting on the edge of the bed.

That's kind of your wheelhouse. And I'm like, I think so. Sounds about right. Yep, that's what I'm gonna record. What you got, fool. But wait, what are they contributing to this pandemic? Exactly. Nothing, bro.

All right. You ready to start the show? Yes. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's get that.

All right, underneath. That's supposed to be more solid than that. This is big time. Who is Randy? Don't bring anyone loving to this. Don't murder the fucking stand! Welcome, welcome, welcome to your mom's house with Tom Segura, Tom Segura, and Christina Pajitzin.

Welcome to your mom's house. Tommy. Yeah. Yeah. I was just thinking, how many farts has our nanny heard? Oh, yeah. We think like she's not listening. She hears our farts all.

She hears our farts. And I just had this fantasy of like, when we stop working with her, when our kids are grown, I want to bring her in and be like, what's the worst thing you've heard us say and do? So many farts. So many farts. Like, are you guys fucking all the time?

Many words that get you canceled. Too much jetting, all the jets. All the jets, all the day. So that, if you're listening, that fart that you heard was live on the golf channel. So that, if you're listening, that fart that you heard was live on the golf channel. That was a guy teeing off and then ripping a fart

as the T-off, Mike, picked it up. And then you hear them talking about it. Oh, Jesus, man. Is he Australian? Maybe the guy who said something. Maybe the guy who said something. There's nothing that feels better though, you know? Like an open air fart like that, that somebody else can

can also get a little whiff of. You're out there with your boys, you know? No. Teeing off and you're like, oh. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. And it's like when you're like, oh. It feels so good. I do love. I do love an open fart like that. Like where you just know you're alone or there's no, there's nobody in earshot. There's nothing more liberating than a fart like that.

No, that one. So you can tell that that felt good. Yeah. And like, you know, it, it had like some force behind it but he didn't shed himself or anything. It's just, it's a win-win. Right. You know?

You're absolutely right. And I would say though, the timing is that he bent down and that's when the fart came out. Now I normally would be a little nervous to do that because of sharding. Yeah. But like you said, he got lucky. This man knows his body, you know?

Yeah, he knows his body. So look, oh, I guess we should bring up before we go through the stages of quarantine. Today, Nadav just didn't show up. And what the hell? We don't have to file missing persons report by law for 24 hours. No one's been able to reach him via text, via phone call. It's interesting that you bring up a missing person.

Well, I'm just saying, I'm not saying that he is yet. We're not there yet. I'm just saying that he didn't answer phone calls, texts, e-mails. We didn't do a, whatever, a safety check because we're not there yet but you know, he could be missing, I don't know. Maybe he's just sleeping in, you know. He never just sleeps in. Well, we record, this is morning.

It's only 10 a.m. right now. He could just have slept through his alarm. You know, there's no need to be worried just yet. No, I don't think so. I think he's, I think something's going on. You think he's dead in his mind? No, I wouldn't say he's dead. I'm just saying I think something's going on.

Really? Yeah. Like what? I don't know. You think he started doing drugs? Maybe. Heroin? Maybe he's hitchhiking.

Maybe he's hitchhiking. I don't know what he's doing. He's hitchhiking. No one's heard from him. Zolo? Or I'm sorry, better Nadov? I have not heard from him. No?

No? Okay. Better Nadov. Is that his name for today? I think so. Better Nadov. Better Nadov. Okay.

Not here. Gosh, I hope everything's all right. Maybe he's in the hospital. That's another one. That's another one we haven't done. We haven't called the hospitals. You're supposed to do that I think when someone's missing. The jails.

Oh gosh. You call the hospitals. I knew he said he was into gambling. Do you think maybe he got his legs broken or something? Gosh, I would be so sad if that happened. If he owed a debt that he couldn't pay and somebody. Because he really loves money and gambling. He does love gambling.

He loves gambling. Uh oh. Maybe he, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. God, I wonder what he's doing. Maybe he's just sweating it out at a blackjack table somewhere. His addiction took over. I know that they have opened some casinos.

I saw the saddest photos of just people at slots with masks on. Smoking. Smoking under the mask. But oddly enough, I can see myself going that low in life. When I used to smoke, like I think for me that was the lowest because you just know you're killing yourself, but I enjoyed it so much. It feels good. Yeah.

I miss it. I mean, I don't say I miss it, miss it, but I do feel like with... Mr. Tom's Farts is so powerful. With alcohol. It's a fun thing, you know? Yeah, I liked smoking when I was drunk. That was probably my favorite. A beer and a cigarette?

Oh, fuck bitch. Yeah. I liked it after a meal. That's true. That was a good one. I loved it. I liked it post-set. Get off stage.

Oh, it's the best cigarette. Light one up. That was a great one too. Or even before a set was my favorite. I loved it when I was thinking. I loved it when I was nervous. I just loved to smoke a lot. Yeah.

And now I just replaced the habit. Now I feel feelings a little bit more. It sucks, right? It sucks, yeah. And now quarantine, we're talking about our stages of quarantine. It's like stages of grief, I realize. It kind of is. I mean, we had the...

Let's see. There was the fear stage of is the world ending. No. Yeah. I think everybody collectively... The initial shock of it all. But see, I went into hyperdrive. So like my stage is personally, I can go through them, is like fear and anxiety.

I already had the toilet paper on back order, so I felt good about that. I went into anxious food prep. I was cooking nonstop. And that's when I became quarantine wife. What's with the throat cleaning? Do you know how much people hate hearing that? It's fine. No, they don't know.

It's not fine. What should I do? Why are you doing it though? Because I had phlegm in there. But why? What's causing it? I don't know, coronavirus? What do you mean?

I mean, you've done it a few times. I'm wondering if there's something causing it. No. Okay. You're going to interrupt my stages of quarantine? For phlegm clearing? Yeah, it's worth talking about. I mean, it's like four or five times now.

So I'm just wondering if something's going on. That's all. I don't know. Okay. I'm concerned for you. Honestly, you know what I think it is? The caffeine is an expectorant. It brings up the phlegm.

Aha. That's what I'm saying. There's it. Okay, so what did you do in the beginning of anxious and fear? How did you respond when everybody was like? It was an internal anxiety that like I, first it was just an anxiety that I tried to quiet. So it was a low level hum, you know? Right.

I was like, bad things are happening. Ignore them. Yeah. See, I do the opposite. I go to the world is ending. Everything's horrible. I need to get supplies. I need to make the world as safe as I can.

I'm going to prepare. I go into like marine. Yeah. Because that's what I did. I was like, we're going to beat this. I go crazy. Then what? So you first, so you chose to ignore is what you're saying.

Kind of. It's not tuning out. It's not as bad as they're saying it is. All right. Yeah, you did. You diminished the danger. Then it was, it was kind of nice to have this kind of time off. The euphoria.

From like the competitive, I would say the competitive world. Yeah. Like we're in a very competitive world. It was permission to not compete because it wasn't even possible to compete. Yeah. Then it was. But what behavior did that manifest in? Well, that was like, it was sort of like, I don't know what to do with myself.

I would say is one stage of it. Like what do I do with myself? If I can't work at stand up, what can I work in? Then I found things to work in. So I put together a book proposal. You know, we were working on a development pitch. So it was like, put your energy into other creative things, podcasting. So it was like, find new places to work in.

That's true. Because we snapped into action. Actually, I remember when this first came down, we were like, we need to do a special YMH broadcast. We need the broadcast from the bunker. Yeah. And we wanted to immediately get on here and tell everybody like it's going to be okay. Yeah.

Yeah. I remember that. And then I immediately went into cooking compulsively. Yes, you did. I was cooking different recipes from people around the world that I was friends with. And then that got into wig buying. I immediately, I stopped cooking and then I bought wigs on Amazon. I had a shopping phase of quarantine.

I think we wore. It was more towards the beginning. In the beginning, I started to buy all type of t-shirts, pants, shoes, about a bunch of sneakers. They kept arriving at the house week after week. I was like, what the fuck am I doing? Then I realized that it was like a reaction. It wasn't like a necessity thing.

It was like doing something. Well, plus the package shows up so much later. Yeah. When you have that. Everything's shipped late now. You order something then a month later, I'm like, whose shoes are these? You're like, oh, I'm no longer in that state of mind. This doesn't feel as good anymore to get a package.

Then I had a real thing of exercise because I actually had a fear of getting super fat in quarantine. Me too. I know that people have. I know people who have gained weight. Me too. I was like, I don't want to be one of those people. I got on a meal plan and a workout plan.

I got really into it. Just the last weekend was terrible. The eating and drinking was a bad weekend. I'm saying for food and booze. I just felt like I went crazy. Yeah. After the wigs, I went into compulsive eating, out of control, and then compulsive drinking and eating on top of it.

Then I was like, whoa, I'm fucking the points right now. Then I went into Etsy, buying necklaces on Etsy, and then I went into buying 80 sweaters on Etsy. Yeah. Then I reigned in my eating, and then I started exercising and eating better, and then I would drink every night. I'm like, why aren't I losing weight? You're like, Bert was cool eight.

Yeah. I was such an idiot. I'm like, I'm doing everything right, but I'm having these three glasses of wine. Yeah. I'm such a dope. Yeah. Then now I'm like, I think I'm just tired. I'm tired of all the shit that I've been doing to not feel anxious.

Right. I'm exhausted from being anxious. Same. I'm exhausted. I'm so tired. Yeah. You know who's not tired? Do you remember this guy from a few weeks ago?

He had this thing about, I certainly got something interesting in the meal today. Delta white, custom mouse pad. Yeah. This guy's amazing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This guy's great.

What about him? Well, he has a new video. Oh. A different topic. Oh. I didn't realize the topic could exist. I'm pissed. Oh, there he is.

The fuck off. I'm getting comments on my videos saying I'm rushing this. I'm rushing that when I'm really actually Jewish. This is my Jewish kippah. It's a Jewish headwear. Jews put it on their heads. I thought he was Russian. I thought he was Russian.

He's just. Yeah. He's TikTok. It's interesting to actually see him. He's just talked, right? I don't know. I feel like he's also maybe not connecting something, which is that he could still be Russian and Russian Jew.

Oh. He's like, people are saying I'm rushing. I'm not. I'm a Jew. Right. Like, I mean, you could be Russian. Sure. And Jewish.

Right. It's not like. It's not. Do not exclusive. Sure. It's like if somebody was like, I'm not Chinese. I'm Jewish. I just happened.

I was born in Beijing. Yeah. So are you suggesting that he may be Russian born and unaware of it? I mean, I don't know if he's going to. I hope he addresses maybe his country of origin. This is my fucking Jewish talent. Jews put it on themselves for prayer. Okay.

So far. This is my fucking Jewish prayer book Hebrew letters. My fucking Jewish prayer book has words in Hebrew and English. Okay. I don't know about if all the cursing is necessary to like, I don't know why it has to be a fucking Jewish prayer book. And as opposed to this is my prayer book. I don't need it.

You know who would really enjoy this? Nadov. I know, but he's a missing person. Nadov, are you enjoying this? Because you too are Jewish. I am. Yeah. I love this guy.

I think it's really cool. Do you feel like that it's necessary to say that people are saying I'm Russian, but I'm not. I'm Jewish. Does that make sense? I don't know if it makes sense because he's definitely Russian. Because he is, right? Yeah, definitely.

But it seems like he doesn't like that. He doesn't like identifying as Russian. It's almost like he has a fluid identity. Wait a minute. Are you seeing that he's transnational? Transnational. Have we just invented a new category of being? It's possible.

Wait a minute. I still don't know why he so hates his mother tongue and origin. Dude, he's transnational. Yeah. But isn't that a weird thing though? When somebody goes, I'm not from my country of origin, I'm my religion. And you're like, but that's a religion. You're still, you know, would identify.

That's something. Well, just by your country of origin, right? If anyone posts comments on my videos saying I'm Russian this, I'm Russian that, I don't care if you're fucking subscribed to me or not. Fuckin' block your ass permanently. Well, he's really not, not with that at all. This brings up an interesting debate is that is his accent Russian or just retarded? Because maybe he's just talked and he's got like a different accent and he's talked.

Do you know what I mean? Is that a new game we can play? Russian or retarded? Okay. So there's another one that's kind of cool that he had. I paid $13 for this mousepad. They have no posters of Delta White. Just these two fucking mousepads.

A double dose of Delta for my mousey. Oh my God, he's so arwarded. So I realized that he enjoys the word fucking because these are my fucking mousepads. This is my fucking Jewish prayer book. This is my fucking Kippo for my fucking head and I'm not fucking Russian. Wow. All right. So he's just fired up.

He's fired up. And maybe, like you said, the arward. So one thing I forgot to mention is one of my latest stages of quarantine is that I'm really into chiropractic videos on YouTube. Yeah. You know, and you've been watching these in secret. I watch them all the time. All the time.

Like when we're in bed together? I watch them in bed. I watch them like to wind down, like get home. You know, when we get home today, I'm going to go downstairs, work out. And when I'm done, I might watch some of these for a while. It's so weird. Yeah. Oh God.

Yeah. Oh God. And it is. I mean, I guess there's a people are, you know, ASMR kind of thing. I don't have that, but it's like, I enjoy the, oh yeah, Dr. Joseph Sibriano. I watch his stuff all the time. He's in South Carolina. Yeah.

I just, this is a compilation. Sometimes I watch a full adjustment. So they come in, they check you out. Right. They, they see how you're standing. Oh, this shoulder is up right here. And they see obvious things and they lay you down. A lot of times this doctor and a lot of them will lay the feet next to each other and see

that one is longer than the other. Like all your right side is two inches here. We're going to adjust your hips. And I find it very relaxing. I find it very relaxing. I don't know. It's almost like you feel like it's happening to you and you, you can identify with the relief that the patient feels.

Yeah. And I also find it fascinating that these doctors, you know, so understand the mechanics and the anatomy of the body. Like that's one of the fascinating things is they go, oh, you know how like your shoulder right here is like this? It's actually because of something down here. Like they know how it's all connected. I find it really interesting.

What does it take to become a chiropractor? Like what do you have to do? Oh, wow. You really pulled that up quickly. Whoa. That was fast. Wow. Newnadav.

Jesus. Veteran Adav. Yeah, I would say. You make that bigger. Is there any way you can like increase the Jesus solo? You just Google that right now. Let's see. Dude, you're a see millennial Newnadav is faster.

Yeah. Okay. So Jesus chiropractors must earn a doctor of chiropractic. Degree and a state license programs typically take four years. Damn to complete and require at least three years of undergraduate college education for admission. Wow. Yeah.

It's, um, it's pretty, it's impressive. Like I love that they see you walk in and they're like, oh, something's going on with your C three. Yes. And they just, they just, you know, watching them. Yeah. And you watch them like they'll reach under. You see, they reach under the patient and they're like, oh yeah, this is the tendon right here.

And they just feel it immediately. And then they work on adjusting that. I don't know. I find it very. The videos give me anxiety. Really? Well, because I've, you know, I've been to a chiropractor and the whole time I'm like, oh my God, is this when I get paralyzed?

Especially look at that. I mean, how do they practice this crap? You know what I would like to do is maybe take our staff and adjust all of them for free and just see what the results are. Like I've watched plenty of videos. I kind of know what I'm doing. Like 10,000 hours of practice. Yeah.

Like I definitely can crack your guys' backs. I'm not so confident in my ankle work, but I do feel like. That one's the worst. I could, I could really work wonders on your necks. And then we can get everybody free wheelchairs too. I feel like, I feel like up first we should have Potter. So if I make any mistakes, I feel like he'll be the most forgiving, you know? Like I'll get him a real cool chair, like the kind you can blow in to make it move.

And I'll get him one of those, I'll get him one of those I things where when he can look at the letter and then the computer will be like, A, C, A. And that's how he talks to me. Christopher Reeves, was he down to, did he do that or he just did the. I don't know. He was real. I really messed up. But how do they practice their adjustment work?

The kind of, like, do they literally take homeless volunteers or something? I don't think that's what they do. But who volunteers? You guys homeless? Do you want to get your backs cracked? No. But it's like, so maybe they have to be homeless, homeless people are like Yoshi's of the world that are like, sure, whatever.

You can, how much money am I making? $10? I just think there's a lot of supervision. Wait, hold on though. But can you get paralyzed from a bad chiropractor? I'm sure you could. You could, right? Yeah.

It's so risky. Like, especially, you know, which one I hate the most is when they do this one time, they go, okay, on the count of three. Ready? One, two. And then they do that. So they do the next. The other thing the chiropractors are always telling you and they're like, I don't like

that. Okay. Let me do it. Oh, I hate that. And then they're like, okay, you're just let it go. I've got you. I'm in control. And then the person's still like, they're like, okay, you got it.

I've got your arm. Okay. I've got it. What's your favorite thing to crack? What do you like seeing them do the most? I guess it's things that I'll want cracked. I don't like it. Which one?

Back. Yeah. Lower? The lower one? No, like the mid-back feels like the best. And then I like, I like the ankle ones where they, they do this thing where they put kind of like their, their quads, like their knees around your ankle, like just above your ankle. And they pull back with their whole, and then the, you can hear the ankle pop like that.

I like it. It feels good. Yeah. I was enjoying watching this woman clean her jar of jelly. She just wiped down the lip of the jar. That's fine. Yeah. I was like, oh, that feels really good inside.

I don't do stuff like that in my personal life, but I appreciate it when I see it. Do you want to get into a couple of these emails real quick? Would love to. So about a week ago, we asked the question that we were desperate for answers for. For yummy pussy. And that is, what's more tiring? Getting pounded in the vag, or pounded in the butthole. Now, I would, now let's just to recap our positions here, I would guess getting pounded

in the butthole because you're flinching and you might be anxious about what's happening. I thought so too. It just depends on, I guess, on the person. So are you ready for this? Yes. Yeah. Hey, mommies, Christina's points for why butt stuff would be more tiring makes sense if you're someone like her that's not into butt stuff.

Not into it. But I'm not Christina. She sees the prep as a chore, I equate it to the excitement of getting ready for a junior high dance. Oh. Flinching and clenching would make you tired if you did, if you did, but just relax. Like Tom says, anything is possible with lube. Christina's V's contentment with, I've been there, I've done that, is my, I'm bored.

Anal sex is like the excitement of running in the New York City marathon and being fucked in the pussy is like running around track at the YMCA. Oh, wow. I'm not as exhausted after, because anal sex always gives me that NRE, since it's a more of a special occasion due to the preparation required. But if there's one thing I know about women and anal, it's that opinions vary wildly. So I'd love to hear from the other genes and that's from Abby. So Abby is saying that because she loves it up the butt, she doesn't find it exhausting.

And that would make perfect sense for her because she likes the prep. She likes the 20 times enema and, and dicks in her butt. It's got emotional problems and that's fine. That's her thing. Let's see. I'm currently watching episode 558 and to answer your question on butt fucking, it's way more tiring. I'm an escort, have been for years and can take a number of dicks on the daily.

And anal bookings are another level. It takes a lot out of you and I'm not exactly sure why, but I remember a day when I had a particularly heavy anal day and I was physically exhausted for a few days afterwards to the point where I haven't done anal since. Wow. L. L is a woman. Yeah.

I wasn't sure if it was a man or a woman. So she's an escort. So by a, yeah, profession. So she's getting it both in the badge and the rear. So she's a great one to, yeah, but, but then again, it kind of goes back to Abby's point where it's a thrill for Abby and therefore not exhausting. Right. It's like when you're excited for the event, it's not, it's not tiring, exhilarating.

Because you're, every, like when you, like when the average would say person goes, oh, man, I gotta like give myself the enema. Abby's going like, I get to give myself the enema. Yeah. I'm getting prepared for Christmas. Yeah. Different. It is.

Yeah. Another email. After hearing your question last week, I talked to my wife since we buttfuck a lot like once a week. Her answers, her answer was blowjobs are the most tiring. Wow. Buttfucking and vagina fucking are about the same. However, when I asked her to really make a call in it, she said vagina pounding is more

tiring. Wow. The reason is because she only lets me put it in the butt when she's really excited about our sex and the vagina can get dull if I'm going longer than she wants sex to last, but that does not happen often. Hope this helps Sam. Okay. Kind of goes back to the same point.

If it's a thrill for you, why would it be exhausting? Much like Christmas, I love the holidays and so decorating the house and getting things ready is exhilarating for me. I enjoy that process. Should we continue down these emails? I love to hear this stuff. I love it. Hello, James, recently watching the podcast, you asked if one gets exhausted from butt

sex. I'm here to answer that question. It is no. I personally prefer anal over vaginal. The cleaning and preparation is not as exhausting as it seems. You just need good lube, uber lube is a personal favorite and a good partner. If you have a partner who knows what they're doing, you won't even need lube. It's also possible to achieve orgasm through anal sex, PS, keep feathering it, Emily, PPS.

If you have any more questions, feel free to call or email. Oh, geez. All right. Emily, I'm sure the staff won't abuse that number. No. That's a few for butt sex not being tiring, which I'm shocked, frankly. It's really impressive. Let's see one more here.

I hope my insight can be aired on the show. Anal doesn't physically tire me out, but emotionally, it feels more aggressive and the orgasm is deeper, very emotional afterwards. Kind of like how talking, kind of like how taking a difficult brown can drain you emotionally, but in reverse. I hope this makes sense and gives you a deeper perspective on the issue. Thanks for reading, Bethany. You know what?

Now that I just had a flash of insight, Jean, like why I'm not really interested in anal is because brown is so yucky, caca-poopoo, yuck-yuck, that to put it anywhere in a sexual context for me is just impossible. But you don't have to have the caca there. You can take all the caca out. But then, again, to prep by taking all the caca out, it still makes me feel like, why am I dealing with caca for fun sex? Look.

I don't like the caca involvement. I understand. And I think more to the point of these ladies that do, it's about what excites you. Yeah. Yeah. What feels good. And obviously, like they said, if you love what you do for work, you don't have to go to work any day in your life.

If you don't like the weather today, wait until tomorrow, it'll be different. If anal, if you like anal, then you should never not do it because it feels good. I think that's the old saying. Yeah. You know, I love that guy. Not me. He's the best. I'm trying to think.

You know, Burt is disgusting. Yeah. And on two bears, you guys have really uncovered a lot of his hygiene. He doesn't brush his teeth until like mid-day. Can I tell you what is crazy that I did not at all expect? And this is the truth. There was a number of people that were like, yeah, I also wait to brush my teeth. That is insanity.

That is insanity. And like some of them, like you look at their profile picture and they look like a seemingly normal person and their argument was they're like, well, who brushes their teeth before coffee? And they're like, I'm going to have breakfast. Why would I brush my teeth before breakfast? And you're like, so you wake up with morning mouth and you're like, it's going to kind of get my day started without cleaning that up.

Yeah. The morning mouth taints the flavors of your breakfast and taints the flavors of your coffee. And bacteria has grown overnight. Oh, stop. That's why your mouth tastes like a dead dog's dick because you slept and that shit was just closed. And now, hey man, how about if your whole thing is, I don't want coffee and mint.

I got a wild idea. How about you rinse your mouth with a little water after you brush it? Yeah. Maybe count to 10 and let it go away and then have coffee. See if, if old Nadav were here, he probably would say, I don't brush until the afternoon. I am absolutely in fear to hear what his perspective is. Do you want to put money on it? Rest in peace, Nadav.

If Nadav is still alive, I'm willing to bet money that he does not brush until like midday too. What do you think? Let's put $50 on it. Wait, what does this booth do? Do you guys brush after you make it? Be honest. Do you?

Zolo? New bastard, Nadav? I brush in the first like 10 minutes probably. Yeah. Yeah. Same. And he's clean. Josh, no way.

Chris? Oh, Chris for sure. Chris is asleep. I'll be honest with you. When I was younger, I definitely brushed midday, but I don't anymore because I grew up. Thank you. Thank you.

Yeah. That makes sense. Of course. I cannot believe that this became even a discussion. Well, I knew somebody, and we've discussed this before on the show, but it still baffles me. They had a mother who wouldn't brush until the afternoon. I'm talking after lunch, after coffee, after everything.

And they asked her why. And she was like, I don't like the minty taste of toothpaste. And they go, well, there's many flavors. Yeah. So there's not only one flavor. No. If mint is your issue. Yeah.

There's vanilla. Yeah. There's vanilla chocolate flavored. Yeah. You get a children's toothpaste. Bubblegum flavored. There's cinnamon. There's like the neutral flavor ones.

Yeah. You know, like the Arman hammer. Yeah. That's crazy, town. You don't have to be like, well, I don't like mint. Great. Don't buy mint flavored toothpaste. But I'm.

Stopping gross. Stopping gross. But I'm curious about how nasty Burt lets his junk get. Everything. Yeah. Oh, everything. Everything. Do you think his dick and balls just smell bad?

Oh, he doesn't wear underwear. Yeah. Never wears underwear. So. Do you think he's like a thorough wiper? No. Like where he's like, I gotta make sure. I gotta make sure that paper is all white.

No. No. Also, he just started. He just started wiping with his hands. What? There. What? He figured it out like a few weeks ago where he ran out of toilet paper.

So he used his finger to wipe and then he goes, it's so like efficient and then I just wash my hand afterwards. Like a fucking. Yeah. You know, I hear they do that in the Middle East that they wipe with their hand. That's why you serve with the, what is it? There's a saying they use. Right.

Right. Right. They wipe with their. You shake with your left hand because you wipe with your right. Yeah. So it's not culturally. I don't know if that's even true. It was on the Middle East.

They told me not to. Did I get the Tristan email? I have it, mommy. Let me read it. Oh, what is that about? Wait, but let me just talk that from a personal perspective, how nasty have you let yourself gotten and then gotten with a chick? I remember one time that I missed out on sex.

That was like right there. I remember when I missed out on sex one time was, but this was like kind of, I mean, it's not exactly the same thing, but so there was this girl, I was a sophomore and we had, there's different housing like freshman, we lived in dorms, sophomore year. You can move to this, these buildings that are like condo units almost and they're in a, like in a plaza. And so across the plaza, this girl lived and I met her and she was like kind of wild child. Like, you know what I mean?

You like those skanks. You really do. She wasn't a skank, but she wasn't a nice girl. Well, that's what I'm saying. Like you like sluts. You like girls that put out and they should out. No. I mean, whatever.

She was, she was nice. She was kind of, you could tell she was kind of a wild child a little bit, you know? So we, we hung out and I think we went, we had dinner and then we're back and she goes, come, you know, come up to my place and I go over to her place and it's getting late. Like it's late and we have, we do have class tomorrow. We have, I think tests or something and I just feel, I feel diarrhea like coming, you know, like my stomach's going, you get a feeling in your gut, so this is a bad one. She's like getting comfortable in the bed and I was like, I got a, you know, there could

have been, I could have been like, I'm going to use your bathroom, but I was like, I know what this is going to be. So instead of being like, I'm going to shit and come back or I got to grab something. I was just like, I'm going to go back to my place. I got a, I got an early morning, you know, because this is only like the first time we went out or second time. Yeah. I was like, there'll be more opportunities.

Yeah. So I went back and here's the thing. I shit so loudly and so badly that it was a, it was a shared bathroom between, it was like our bathroom, my roommate and I, and it's a, the bathroom is in the middle, the shower and the, and the toilet. And then there's a, another two guys live on the other side. So you share that bathroom. They, they can't, they knocked on the door and they're like, what the fuck's going on

there? And I was like, what? And they're like, what is that? And I was like, I'm taking a shit. They're like, that's coming out of your, they thought like something had broken in the bathroom. And then I looked down and it was just all black. It was not. Yeah, it was, it was.

Why was it black? I don't know. That's dried blood, babe. Well, maybe it was blood, but it was a, it was so, but here's the thing. It was so intense. Yeah. It was like that girl was describing, like it was so intense that I felt emotional afterwards.

Yeah. And I was like, because I was thinking of, do I go now, do I try to go back to her place? No way. No, no, I was like, this is way too crazy. And I also don't know if there's a second wave coming. So yeah, I had to take a shower and I was like, oh my God, it was, and the sex was right there. I mean, it was waiting.

And then now here's the thing. So it never came to fruition with that girl and then like a year later, not even maybe nine months later, I was back in that area early for the next year of school and she, and she was at a party and she'd already had a kid, so she got pregnant between that time. Yeah. Yeah. Could have been your baby.

And another girl who I, this is not a gross thing, but another girl that I was like making out with and blah, blah, blah, and didn't, like I didn't go like I was, you know, she's like, I don't know. And I was like, all right, fine. She went to a different school and the next time I asked about her, which was a while later, they were like, oh, she's had a baby. Damn. I always think about those like, I would have ruined, those are life ruiners.

Could have been you, dude. Life ruiners. Yeah. I would have been like 18, 19. Yeah. It's easy to do. Oh my God. Yeah.

You know, one time in college, my freshman year, I took Dieter's tea, have you ever taken that? Hmm. Do you know what it does? Makes you go caca? Yeah. And I didn't know that. I just thought like, oh, it's a diuretic.

It'll make you pee or something. And I drank it all day. It was a Friday night and we walked from our, from the campus to our friend's house, which was like a 15 minute walk in San Francisco. Yeah. And then we're drinking beers, drinking beers. And then I was like, fuck, I have to really shit. And it was like a party and everybody was there.

And you know, like it was one of those doors that was kind of loose, you know, like anybody could still walk in and I shit so violently, violent shits, like Dieter's tea makes you violent shit. And I was like, fuck, I can't, like, I, so embarrassed, all like these guys were there and I looked really cute that night and stuff. You're like, I used to get big shit. Yeah. Like how am I supposed to hide this?

What'd you do? Well, that's the thing. I was afraid I wouldn't make it home for the walk home, you know? So I had a few more rounds of diarrhea at this house. I would just go drop heat and then like walk around and pretend to be okay. Hi. Yeah. And then, and then I eventually walked home when I felt like the waves had passed, but

it was brutal. I was afraid I would flood their toilet. I've flooded toilets at parties before too, shitting. Yeah. It's devastating. It's a really neat story. You got it. So, can I read Tristan's email?

Yeah. Sure. What's it about? Get to this. This is funny. So, hi, Mommy Tina. I can relate when you talk about finally coming to the revelation that you can buy two chargers. Remember, we only had one phone charger or can install a mini fridge in your bathroom.

My wife and I came to a similar game changing revelation. Hold on to your tick cups and queue up the cat eating kibble. My wife and I do not share our sheets. We each have our own sheet slash blanket in bed. I never have to worry about fighting for bedding in the middle of the night, keeping our jeans high and tight. I mean, what do you fucking feel about that? What do you mean?

I mean, don't you think that's like one step before divorce town? No, it's just, it's so unorthodox to me. It just is, it more stands out to me as just strange because I'm like, what are you talking about? Like, how do you have other separate sheets? Oh, they might have two twin beds. They can push them together. It's strange to me.

I don't think of divorce. I just think like, oh, I've just never heard of that. You know, I know I've never heard of people having two separate blankies, but I do feel like that then it hinders your intimacy because then I can't reach over and be like, I touch you and stuff. You know, I like that. Yeah, I don't mind stealing your blankies. No, I know.

I know you don't even sleep on you sleep on top of them. No, I have the blanket over me. Oh, you like it nice and cold. I like a cool room with a blanket over me. Yeah, that feels good. Anyways, I thought that was an interesting idea. And if you don't love your spouse, sure, go ahead and do that trick. If you don't mind being divorced in a few years, it's, it's, it's very.

Why not sleep in separate rooms too, Tristan? Separate beds. That really bothered you, huh? Well, it's just, you know, practical, but not romantical. It's definitely not romantic, but I don't know. Speaking of, do you mind if I bring up Dirty Dancing for a minute here? No, go right ahead. Well, I watched Dirty Dancing for the first time since I was a little girl.

And it's such a fucking dumb movie. And can I tell you? I haven't seen it in 20 years. Well, the premise is baby, this nice Jewish girl, they go to a camp or whatever, the family. And she hooks up with like the dancer Jigolo right under her nice daddy's nose. I am a fucking Jewel. Yeah. And the whole movie is her just rubbing it in her sweet dad's face that she's

like the town whore. Yeah, I don't, I don't like that, that whole thing. I don't like it either. I don't like that. I mean, you're, she's lucky enough to have this great family and she's like, I love Johnny Daddy and Daddy, he's a dancer. And just because he's not like you, it's like, well, no, you misled your dad. There's also a thing where Johnny, they thought, he dad thought

that Johnny knocks up one of the dancers, but he misleads him to think that's the case. You know what I'm saying? Johnny doesn't stand up for himself and say, I didn't knock up that girl. Yeah. So the dad doesn't like Johnny. Why doesn't he speak up for himself? I don't fucking know. And it bothers me the whole time.

Yeah. I hate that fucking movie. I hate it. You just watched it. Yeah. I really, it upset me the whole time. I'm just furious that someone has a nice family and they're just being cunts about it. You know.

Hmm. I would kill for a sweet family like that who didn't torture me. Yeah, it would have been nice, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Just to. I know it's always like that, though, that the person with the nice family setting goes, fuck this. What's wrong with you guys?

I don't know. I don't know why that happens. This is kind of interesting, this video. I haven't seen it, but the topic here, I'll just show it to you. Absolutely. We all have different sexual and romantic orientations. I am Demi and Polysexual. Poppins is Polysexual in the opposite direction in that I am not sure like women and Poppins

definitely doesn't like men. Have you seen this? Dude, my brain just exploded. Thorn is asexual and not sure about if or who they like romantically. Vic is arrow a red doesn't know, but yet, but it's pretty sure that when she goes up, she's going to like girls. So this individual has multiple personalities. So they're listing off not just the personalities, but the preferences in the, uh, the gender

preferences and the identities of these different personalities. Can you Google that solo dissociative identity disorder? He just Googled it already. I was really fast. Jesus. Yeah. It's a rare condition in which two or more distinct identities or personality states are present and and alternately take control of an individual.

Wow. Yeah. This person's got a lot going on. A lot. Elizabeth is bisexual. Um, Rylan is a baby. Oh, pigeon is pansexual. Um, we are all different.

Wow. That's a lot to take on. That's a lot. That is really quite a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Um, pretty impressive, pretty interesting. You know, I, that video didn't make sense until you said she's got multiple personalities

and they, I'm sorry, they have multiple personalities. I'm like, okay, that makes sense. Which is crazy that that's the clarifying. Sure. And there's a lot of personalities. I mean, they listed at least 10 names at least and I, I didn't understand those different sexualities. They listed a few I'd never heard of pretty exciting stuff.

Sure. Congratulations to you and everybody that lives inside of you. Um, also a huge update from Tommy Jones. I just said demisexual and Zolo brought it up. Yeah. You mean better than a dove? Oh my God. That is a sexual orientation where people only experienced sexual attraction to

folks that they have close emotional connections with. In other words, demisexual people only experienced sexual attraction after a emotional bond has been formed. I feel like that is so lame. Oh, that's me. Oh, really? Well, I've never had like a one night stand. I have an, I, I need to have an emotional connection with somebody before I can

let them put their peener inside of me. I feel like a demisexual just means female. Yeah. Wait, but there's no such thing anymore. Well, you know what I mean? Like, I don't think, I mean, I bet you that's way more rare with men. Are they like, I just don't feel sexual attraction? I agree.

I feel like demisexuality is like, yeah, chicks. Yeah. Stupid, stupid chicks. Chicks are dumb. Yeah. So. So, um, our boy Tommy Jones. Take your over.

Um, you ready? Ready for the update? My God, I love him. Yeah. Oh, I hope he's okay. Let's see how it is. I just want to say that. The reason why I'm wearing this fucking yellow fucking weird thing is my ass is

going to be doing community service for the state of Utah. Woo. I got a DUI baby. Most people don't celebrate them like that, but that's exciting. Congrats, Tony. Always positive. I just want to say, if you guys see me up on the freeway, picking up trash and all this bullshit, feel free to honk your horn.

You know, feel free to say, hey, Tony Jones, ladies, man out the window and all the way back. Yeah. Let me finish that one for you, Tony. Looks like Tony didn't take his own advice. Take your over. That's right. Well, you got a DUI.

It's kind of silly. But I appreciate that he shouldn't drink and drive. Don't do it. It's bad, but he's furthering his PSA message and he's showing us how bad it is now, which is great. It's great. Tommy Jones, Tommy Jones. I missed him and I'm glad to see he looks better.

The last time he was a little strung out on something. Who knows what it was and now he's back. Um, yeah, he's doing much better now. Um, also, this is one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen. Uh, obviously we're huge, huge advocates of, uh, of Robert Paul Champagne's in my building, try it out. And he has gone to great lengths to share his home address with the world. Okay.

He's told everybody many, many times what it is. Check it out. Uh, um, and because of that, you can type in. His address in, uh, Google and a lot of people have left reviews for his address, like I didn't know this had happened. I, I discovered this accidentally. You type in his address 2395 and this is about his address. It's just, I'm looking for at least in the keys, anyone home here now.

Hey guys, I'm a local guy who provided with relevant tips to improve your Google maps experience. If you'd like to try it out, try it out, try apartment to see. That's if you type in 2395 Wagner houses, um, notice the big uptick in the gang ex-con presence, not that I'm complaining. Also bird as fat people giving like fucking five star reviews to that address. Uh, my neighbor kept bringing shady looking people around posting up some food on the internet.

The, uh, the amenities are nice though. It's just like so many, uh, what is this? Oh, it says it more. Okay. Um, anyways, there's tons and tons of, cause these aren't actually the ones that I, uh, sent him. I'm not surprised that, um, that, uh-oh, Nadav didn't do that correctly. This is his failure.

Yeah. This is not even the ones that, um, that's upsetting. Yeah. Uh, well, now I want to find him so we can berate him for his failure as a producer. Yeah. I don't think new. These are literally none of the ones that I sent him. Oh, well, new Nadav would never let that happen.

Yeah. I don't know what, like he literally picked. The dumbest ones. It's so weird. Maybe Zolo could, uh, Google 2395 Wagner houses apartment to see. There it is. And then there's, there's reviews. There you go.

That's what I sent him. 4.9 stars. Right. And then you can read reviews. God, this was so fucking easy to do. See, these are the reviews. Very good place to try new things out. Robert was warm and friendly at the end of our first night's day.

Elise and Nikki were presented to us with Robert's full blessing to stay as long as we would like. And you scroll down, place in the key. That's mostly what you got to know, but Robert is so much more. Keep going down. Amazing, fresh, warm drinks. I was homeless for a bit and got locked up. Soon as I got out of jail, Robert gave me a free lease and a key hit.

See all reviews and scroll, scroll. Oh my God. I mean, this is what I'm talking about. This is so great. Dude, do you realize on Google? Look, Robert Paul Champagne, that's his house. Like he's got a pin drop or whatever the fuck. It was a nice apartment, but the dude refused to put pants on.

Other than that, I couldn't complain. My favorite one is here from Ryan. I was told if I wanted to move in, I could move in. Not sure what I was missing, but I was only met with expecting looks. Weird vibe. And you keep going. And they're this. Yeah.

Now how he put this in the folder when I was sent, I sent him this. See, I wish he were here and still alive just so I could verbally berate Nadav for prep. Have we tried calling him? No, call the LAPD. Okay. Yeah. This is amazing.

Guys, we'll keep up the good work. Do you see, Nadav, how that was fucked up? Like this is what I sent him and then this is what I got. Yeah. Disaster. Just the worst. Here's the other thing I wanted to send you. Oh, our buddy, the fucking the best, our boy.

Imagine a pig with tits. Norm, got a new tattoo. You're kidding. Do you know this? No. Oh, side of the head. Wow. Can you see what it is?

It's a, it's a dog eating a chicken. Close. A pig eating a chicken. Eating a rooster. What's another word for a rooster? I know. A cock. I got it.

Pigs eating cock. Wow. Pretty cool, huh? That is really cool. And new face tattoos with the eyebrows. Are those ladybugs? Oh, oh, we got his eyebrows tattooed on. And then are those ladybugs?

I can't tell. Can you see what they are? In between his eyes? Like at the, at the inner edge here. I think they're little pig snaps. Oh, little pig snaps. Oh, adorable. Very good.

Norm, looking good. I like the tattoos, actually. I like the eyebrows. Yeah, looks good. Little touch up there on the OG tat. And that's a, I'm sure the same guy that we spoke with did that. Oh, so happy. Great.

Yeah, that's really great, man. Good for him. He's enjoying his retirement. Yes. And he's been doing a face, the face app, uh, so you can see him as a woman. Oh, he looks lovely. Yeah. Yeah.

Good job, Norm. Sissy pig, Norman Summerton. Wow. He actually, that, that face app thing really looks effective on him. Yeah. I didn't know that the, um, on his stomach, some of that discoloration is from cigarette burns. Oh, I did not notice that either.

Yeah, it's pretty cool. Yeah. Congrats on all that, man. Wow. Transformations. Yeah. He's really going full throttle, you know? Yeah, he really is.

He's not living half a life. No. Full life. He really does it hardcore. Uh, by the way, you know that closing song that people flipped for fart Simpson did it with, um, when he put the song together, they made a music video with, um, with Mr. Clavicles and the video, I'm sure they've posted it.

They should have posted it on Twitter because that's where it can, can live. But I'll just give you a little taste of it here. Um, it's an, it's unbelievable. The video. Look at this. This we could show so far. Just go this way. I'm gonna ride my ass like a horse.

Yeah. Yeah. Yes, you want to fuck me? I want to fuck you. We're gonna fuck you up. Ride my ass. Wow. Maybe not that part.

Yeah. We're gonna fuck you up. Look at that, guys. Oh, yeah. Let's fuck. Oh, you like to hunt? Yeah. Hey.

You like to fuck up on my face, man. Fuck the sucker camp. When motherfucker, I'm dead with my fucking whole boy. Motherfuckers hot, man. I'll fuck you up. Yeah. Go team, go, man. Use this fucking whole man.

Right. Hot, yeah. Where the fuck? Let's fuck, baby. Off to the cum dump here, man. Straight, take my fucking body, man. Fucking fuck it up, man. You didn't give me a crumb, boy.

This man, ooh, this man, ooh. This fucking goddamn dick, man. Yeah. Hello? Hey. What's up? Yo, Josh. Who's this?

Rob Pop Champagne. You're Rob Pop Champagne. Yeah. Call me Mr. Noodle, Mr. Noodle, man. Oh, yeah. What the heck? Oh. Got tears of tits off, man.

Yeah, burning my tits. What about your tits? Smoking stroking, man. You want to burn my tits, man? I'm a real man. I can take it. That's good. Whatever brings you joy, you know?

Shut the fuck up, man. I come to fuck that fucking whole, man. Don't get pissed on me. I'm gonna puke on me. You want to shit in my chest and jerk me up with your shit. What? Motherfucker licking your nuts, licking your sacks. You want to milk my dick?

How big is your dick? I'm going to come. Go, team. Go. Bye. I'm gonna come. I'm gonna to come. Ah!

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Ah! Wow! Come on. Oh my god. Fantastic. Thanks for all to come, Rob. What a great duo. So that's Fart Simpson and Mr. Clavicles.

Wow. That is just the perfect song and video. If you guys want to see it in full, like I said, we should, we'll try to provide the link to where they've posted it on social media because I'm sure YouTube would not be fond of it. I liked the gentleman in the white costume. Yeah. That was my favorite one.

Yeah. Well, how would you describe his clothing? It was like a cowboy and then he had a veil on his dong. Yeah. It was super long. A dick cover. A dick cover. Yeah.

The purple dick cover was crazy though. Yeah. They're pretty long too. Yeah, they're so long. Yeah. You think that's all real meat in there? No. I think there's a little extra clothing there.

Meat. Yeah. Attachments. Little extra meat covering. Yeah. But you know, there's still some meat in there. There's still meat. Yeah.

But it can't be that semi-hard all the time, right? No. Yeah. Semi-irrect. Yeah. You'd have to be blessed as they say. Hashtag. Hey, I was at the, I was getting a Botox injected into my face and my surgeon, plastic surgeon

was saying that they can put fat now on men's penises to make it fuller. Oh, I'll do that. Really? Sure. When? Oh, I can make an appointment for you. Oh yeah, I'll do it tomorrow. Great.

Make the call. I'll call her up. But without, before we break here, without pointing out that, I feel like we really opened people's eyes when we had Pierce on here. Oh my God. People have absolutely flipped about him putting his balls in his ass and talking to us about it. And yeah, so somebody said, hey, Tom and Kristen, I was intrigued by your balls in the

ass clip. I decided to give it a shot despite having a pretty good hang. I was unable to stretch them far enough back for insertion. I did, however, press them into my taint rather firmly at times and not surprisingly, it hurt. If you can get your balls in your ass, what else are you putting up there, Dave in Toronto? Well, Pierce has put a lot of things up there. He has and you and I were talking about Pierce a lot after we met him and one of the things

I was, it was so funny because I go, we were talking about McCartney and I go, it's interesting that he could put his dick in his butt, but not at the same time as his balls. Those go to either side and you were, you were like, yeah, duh, what'd you think? Yeah, of course. Like you, you were like, that was the stupidest thing I'd ever fucking said. And I'm like, but you don't know what he can stuff in there because he gets butt fucked with his balls, his own balls in his ass. That's the thing that I have not stopped telling people who have asked me about him in the

lat, they're like, you know, oh my God, you met him and I was like, yeah, do you realize that he's put his balls in his ass and then been fucked with his balls inside? And I see people's faces just kind of go like, like they don't know even how to react. They're like, I didn't, no one had ever floated this idea to me before. No, I've never thought of it, but then you, you were almost angry with me at the suggestion that he couldn't do both his balls and his dick. Yeah. I mean, it's not, it's completely possible and I, I, I throw the challenge to you Pierce,

if you can get your balls and your dick in there, maybe. I mean, that's a pretty. He'd have to put the nuts in first and then comes the dick. Okay. Well, you heard the challenge. It's like an ice bucket challenge. What are you made of? I feel like you're, you just said like, hey, Michael Jordan, I don't think you can drop

50 this game. What's up? And Pierce is going to be like, oh, you don't think I put my dick in my balls at the same time? Okay. That's all I need to hear. I just didn't hear somebody doubt me. Well, he did start the butthole challenge.

Why can't you start the balls in your asshole challenge? Let's see how many guys out there can do what Pierce can do. That's a very good point. We'll take a quick break and we'll be right back and we're back with everybody's favorite comedian, friend, street walker, lover. Everyone's friend. Everyone's friend. Wow.

The sweetest guy we've ever met in our whole entire life, Josh Potter. That's so nice. What a nice intro. It's been a minute. How are you holding up? I have some very pressing YMH news. You do? Um, yeah.

And I mean, I also have news about Nadav too, actually. Oh, what's that? Uh, well, I called the LAPD. I was in the lobby. I heard you guys talking. I didn't know he was missing. You know, I haven't seen him in a while myself. So then I just, I made a report and they said they'll, you know, they'll look at, you know,

I described him and I was like, well in this check. That's what it's called. Right. Right. Check on him. I was like, you know, he's red haired. He's bigger, a Jewish fellow will be on. Can you be on the lookout?

You know? Yeah. Cause I haven't seen him in weeks. Oh, cool. Oh, weeks. Yeah. I mean, I haven't, I haven't seen you guys in weeks either, but you know, so I didn't know where he was.

So I made a report. But also more pressing, I think for the YMH world is, uh, this just dropped hours ago. Secretary of state, Mike Pompeo said that we might be banning TikTok in the United States. What? Yes. I'm sorry. I knew I was going to devastate you. Wait, what are you talking about?

Because they're spying on us. Cause the Chinese are spying on us and collecting data. Yeah. I mean, this is what happens when you fuck with daddy Trump's rallies. Yeah. This is the consequences. You know, you have the, you get, you fuck with his rallies, you don't get your dances anymore.

Wow. Wow. What the fuck? Can you imagine if TikTok, the greatest source of information and entertainment that has ever come into our laps, becomes banned in the United States? Who's the real Chinese here? That's what I want to know. Yeah.

God. Well, it's really devastating. Put your mind in the pretzel. This is my direct pipeline to psychos. Usually you have to wait for them to upload a video to YouTube and then if they can do that, this is like direct access to really troubled. Did you put in that? Oh, well, may I plug up a video I did of YMH studios.

I did a tutorial video so you think you can talk and I walk you through my methods of curating. So YouTube can curate a feed as pure and as wonderful as mine through this video if we get to keep the app. I mean, geez, I'm devastated. They're scared that China has your information. Are you scared that China has your information? I mean, they've got a video of a guy shoving nuts up his butt.

Yeah. That's the information they got. That's what I'm wondering. I mean, are we going to delete all the apps that they still are information on? You know what I mean? Yeah. You know, maps. Yeah.

Like things like that. My banking app. But yeah, so that's tough. That's really sad. Yeah. But that's what happens. You know, maybe India. India banned Tik Tok.

They banned it. Looks like it. That's what it is. They have some of the greatest. You're some of your best talks are from India. What am I going to do? The wedding videos. You want the information?

India's government banned nearly 60 Chinese mobile apps, including Tik Tok, citing national security concerns after a deadly clash between their militaries this month while India has vowed to retaliate. It lags far behind China and military and economic power, leaving it with few options. But Chinese telecommunication and social networking companies have long eyed India's giant market and its enormous potential. About 50% of India's 1.3 billion citizens are online. Chinese apps were stealing and surreptitiously transmitting users data in an unauthorized

manner to servers which have locations outside India. Damn. It's on its way. It's on its way. Fuck. Say goodbye. You got to find a new app. What do you need to do?

Let's move on to something more uplifting. Uplifting. Uplifting and happy. Well, thanks, Josh. You're welcome. Some anti-Semitism. You want to start growing. Oh, yeah.

Great. I thought, have you seen Deshaun Jackson? You know, a lot of athletes are doing activism right now. It's a time for that. Yeah. You know, being in quarantine, that's their stages of quarantine. And so Deshaun Jackson has decided to share. Explain to the listener who Deshaun Jackson is.

He's a wide receiver who has reunited with the Philadelphia Eagles. He started his career there, and now he's back on the team, coming back for one last go-around. And, you know, he's been on a lot of their very well-performed teams. I mean, he was on the team in 2013 when... It's a real nice headline. Yeah. It's a great headline.

I mean, I can't see it, but I'm sure it states what I'm about to tell you. Yeah. Well, yeah. He was posting a lot of quotes from Louis Farrakhan, who has noted anti-Semite and homophobic person, leader of the Islamic nation. And people were like, hey, that's... A lot of those quotes seem anti-Semitic there. And he was like, listen, I don't have any hate for anyone.

And then he was like, how can I really hammer home that I don't have any hate for Jewish people? So he said he thought, I'm a quote Hitler. Oh. So that's the way that he doubled down. Yeah. He thought he would quote Hitler. And this is what the quote was.

It turns out... Jesus. Turns out Hitler didn't even say it. Oh. Oh. But the quote was... But he thought Hitler said it? But yeah, he attributed it to Hitler.

That was what he assumed said it. And the quote is, the Jews will blackmail America. They will extort America. Their plan for world domination won't work if the Negroes know who they are. Ate off Hitler. Oh. Huh. So that was how he was like...

And then he was like, now what? I don't have any love for... Checkmate. Okay. Yeah. So that's like... I just like to picture him at home being like, how can I prove I like Jewish people? I'm a quote Hitler.

Let's see how those Jersey sales are doing. But this is what's happening now. People are retroactively canceling Riley Cooper. I remember that. Because in 2013, another receiver for the Eagles, Riley Cooper, who looks like his name sounds like a fucking American flag off a Chevy truck. He had a tied one on at a concert. Kenny Chesney concert.

So yeah, then he called a security guard an N word and he said, I'll fight every N word here. Oh yeah. Yeah. I remember that. Oh wow. And that was in 2013. Right.

And now people are like, you're racist if you cut to Sean Jackson for being racist. Because you didn't cut Riley Cooper for being racist. So you're actually racist if you cut to Sean Jackson for being racist. I think it's important to note that didn't Riley Cooper go to the University of Florida. He was on that Tebow team with Aaron Hernandez. And I only point that out because the Gators behave this way. I mean that team is full of menaces. Let's be fair.

Yeah. You never are all out of fucking. I mean, Aaron Hernandez. Oh my God. Murdered a few people. There was other criminals on that team that I can't even fucking think of right now. Yeah. Yeah.

It was a pretty close team. Hey. They got a couple. But in the sports front, I thought this was applicable because one of my favorite baseball bloggers wrote a blog entitled, look at this fat fucking piece of shit, Pablo Sandoval. Jared Carabas wrote this blog. Really? And it's because this picture leaked.

You have the picture there, that picture that I noted for you. I'm so big. Jesus. And his, you know, Pablo Sandoval is a veteran. Big, big. Always had issues with weight. But I mean, that is a, that looks like he's got like triplets in there. Yeah.

He's been fat for a long time and I mean, I've given you some other photos as evidence. But wait, that doesn't seem fair that you could be called an athlete and look like that, right? Well, that's my question to you as a, and we have Tom here who is a product of positive fat shaming. Yeah. By Jared Carabas, the man who wrote this blog is starting to, people are clutching their pearls saying like, how dare you fat shame, Big Panda, that's his name, Big Panda.

But this man has actually, the reason he didn't sign with the San Francisco Giants when he had his contract up the first time around, he won three rings with, or three World Series with them. Yeah. He went to the All-Star Game twice. They wanted to re-sign him, but they wanted to put a fat clause in his contract like you can't gain X amount of weight and he was like, I'm never going to be able to do that. So he went to the Red Sox who didn't put a fat clause in and then he got super fat.

I mean, I have another picture. Yeah. I mean, so he's had these weight issues for quite some time, but hey, I say God bless him. He's made so much fucking money as a fat piece of shit. Like, you know what I'm saying? In this regard, and there's another story in that blog that he would fill his Gatorade bottles with Coca-Cola and then cramp up a few innings in and have to come out.

And so it makes me ask you the question, can Burt play professional baseball? Well, here's the thing. Burt claims that of all the sports and activities that he is a master in, which he claims to be a master in men, that baseball is his shit. That's what he's like. That's what he's got. Dude, if this guy can fucking do it, why can't Burt do it? I don't know.

What position does he play? He's one of those utility guys. He plays first base and third base mostly. He's in first base, like the least athletic. Well, you have to get that stretch going. You've got to get that stretch going. You've got to pay attention, because obviously that's the first place that a runner is going on.

Right. And that's often where the play is going. Right. So you have to kind of be on the ball there. Third base, I feel like, is the lazy. Is he a decent hitter, this guy? I mean, he was. I mean, he's been enough to fucking warrant a couple of contracts here and there.

He actually looks like Burt in this photo. That's what I'm saying. Because I feel like Burt could play. I feel like Burt could play. Burt might be thinner than him. Yeah, that's true. Burt has that hard round belly. Burt's tall.

And this is that same thing, that round, hard, like I've been, you know. And he drinks Coca-Cola during the game, like Burt could do that for sure and not Kramp. Kool-Aid? Kool-Aid, they would let him drink. He would drink all that Kool-Aid. He would never Kramp up. He ran a fucking marathon.

Does he drink full sugar Kool-Aid, or like at least? He said he drinks the low calorie Kool-Aid. Can you pull that up low calorie Kool-Aid and let me know like what the... That's gotta be... He has the packets. Still. Like how many calories is a gallon of low sugar Kool-Aid? It's gotta be crazy.

Because Kool-Aid, there it is. I think that's the one right there, the low calorie mix. That's what he drinks. I don't know what the actual nutritional information is on that, but that's what he loves. He drinks the low calorie one. I didn't even know they still made Kool-Aid. I didn't either.

I hadn't heard somebody say Kool-Aid. I thought it was like one of those things Michelle Obama got rid of. She was like, everyone eats carrots now. Kool-Aid is dead. Yeah. Or Tahitian treat. Remember that shit? I don't know that one.

Oh, okay. So there it is. It's low calorie, right? Five calories per serving? Well, what's a serving like half a cup, but he's doing a gallon. Yeah, yeah. No, he's doing a gallon. But I want, okay, does it say there?

Yeah. Can you make that bigger by chance? I don't know what that says. Okay. So maybe he's not so bad. The sodium is going to add up because that's per serving and a serving is probably what? Eight ounces? Half a packet says one gram.

Right. There's no way he's doing half a packet though. He's doing a full gallon. He's real big on pointing out all that vitamin C. Right there. Yeah. Six milligrams. But if this fella is putting in Coca-Cola, Coca-Cola is way crazier.

That's what I'm saying. That's crazy. Yeah. I mean, aren't there a few other jobs where they make you watch your weight? Like I know flight attendants can't get. No, that's old school. Oh, is that right? Yeah, that's old school.

In the fifties, they'd be like, did you eat breakfast? Get the fuck out of here. Well, they didn't let you get on a plane like that. That was more. They would measure your waist. They still must be a utilitarian purpose for checking weight of these flight attendants because it's like, you can't have a fucking house on there weighing more than the drink cart.

I've seen some big flight attendants. Bigger. But you know, they stopped. Really? They stopped shaming them for being like not pencil thin and hot. That's true. But they were like, now it's like, if you're 400 pounds, they got to be like, listen, we can't.

No, yeah, you can't be 400 pounds. We have to clear out six rows because you're working when you have a shift. I've seen some real dogs though. I mean, I've seen like, I have seen, I've seen a couple, you know, two bills and sure. Shut up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

But in the sixties, that was not, not like it was compounded though. It was like also for the plane's purposes, but also for beauty. Read this, Tom. Worth. Let's see. A woman five feet, five inches tall, for example, who's 20, 24 years old can weigh up to 133 pounds and from 25 to 29, 136, a four-year-old flight attendant may weigh up to 145 pounds and a tenant flight attendant over 65 may weigh up to 158.

That's from 1991. I don't, those were the flight attendant. I would be too fat for to be a flight attendant. So would I. That's wild. Yeah. 2020. Well, because.

It's no longer 1965. Too bad. They must have. Oh, you see, you see that healthy weight. Yeah. That's of course, because I mean. What's on that drop down people ask thing, you know, you got to be sashaying up and down the aisle.

Well, that's the thing. Cause when I was. Can you go back when I was pregnant and I had a really hard time, just roll down that first thing there, walking through the aisles just to go to the bathroom. Like when you're bigger, you, you literally just hit everybody's, I did have a plumber one, one time that every time she passed me, my elbow was like. I'd be like, I've had that every time. Yeah.

I've had that. Okay. Read this. What does it say? I've had sassy ones. No, it's the same thing. It's just that there's no longer specific numbers, but. No, there's no longer a thing.

Of course. Your weight must be proportional to your height. Yeah. There's, there's no rules anymore. Yeah. They can't like, if you really want to push it, a pig, if you want to. That would be an interesting experiment to see if we, how, how big of a person we can get through the system.

I wonder what year it changed because it had to been, I'm guessing like, no, cause they used to like measure their wastes. Yeah. Oh, of course. You have to fit through the aisle. Yeah. I mean, it, and also, you know where they still, the weight of the plane, they still do it is in some of the international, yes, the European countries and you get on like

half a Pacific and you're like, whoa, everybody is like dialed. I mean, and the, uh, I flew, uh, what's it called? What's the Astroquantus? Yeah. That shit looks like the sixties. Yeah. They got those hats. I mean, yeah.

And they were fully like the uniform was perfect, the big smiles and they, there was no dogs. Yeah. They had dimes galore. But isn't that nice? Dime airlines. Sorry. I don't know what the problem is. Like I want to look, even as a woman, I want to look at attractive kind.

Everybody wants to look attractive. Nice people serving me. I don't want angry fat pigs. And the same goes for models like on the internet when I do my online shopping, they have models that look as fat as me and I don't like it. I don't want to see a chunky 44 year old mom. You know what I would do is say skinny pretty girl that I'm pretending to be in my brain. What's some animal they had become a model this fat fucking?

It was, it was like, she had like a beard and, and, and she was like, I don't know. She was six different genders and she was the new like, really? Yeah. Probably like Gucci or something. Something like that. I don't know what it is, but it was, it was very upsetting. It made me go like, Oh, never, never want to buy that again. You know what I do wish the diversity came into play for the airlines is I wish there

were more cool black guys as flight attendants. Yeah. There's a few. I've had a few. Yeah. Like real cool black guys. It just be like, I would never be scared on a plane again. Like if we're in turbulence, like I'd be like, I'll be like, all right, sweet.

Okay. We're safe. Black guy. Yeah. Yeah. And he's like composed, composed. And I like gay male ones too. A lot.

Oh yeah. Well, they're just, oh, they're a bound. Yeah. Oh. Oh, interesting. We just had our lights flicker here. Is that the ghost of Nadav? Oh, shit.

Haunting us. Is he going to haunt us here? He's like, I hear you guys fat shaming. Where is he? From beyond the grave. I am a fucking jewel. I did have one last story that I've been saving because I thought I wanted to talk to you about it so much.

I don't know if you noticed. You love Jada and Will Smith. Yes. Yes. They've allowed someone else into their lives, if you haven't seen. I heard about this. Yeah. Jada and Will have allowed Jada to sleep with a gentleman named August.

Is it Auslin? Wait a minute. Is this real or is this real? This is real. This is real. Not alleged. This is the man who's come out to speak about it and Will is on board. And Will's like, he approved of August sleeping with his wife.

I don't know if he was there. I mean, their whole thing has been. He is no slouch. He's a young buck. Wow, this guy is so lucky. God. Tom, do you think you could open your heart and your arms? I mean, God, he must be just, her pussy must be just made of.

Imagine if you will. Tom, what's her coat? Donuts? Donuts with jelly. Why? Why do you say that? Just think about who she's locked down. She had Tupac.

She had Will Smith. She's got this young guy. I mean, there must be just like Violin's playing in there or something. Oh, wow. Don't you think? No, sure. She has had some dicks. Yeah.

Some real storytellers. What's it say in this? Anything else? Does it say that he, does he talk about it? He had an interview. Yeah. And he said he got Will's blessing. Wow.

Hey, it's been rumored that they do have an open relationship. Yeah. That's a showbiz rumor. But this guy is saying he got the blessing. So. Not Will Smith is out saying. No, they haven't disputed it though. They have not.

It's not disputed. Okay, okay, okay. This has been approved. Wow. Which guy do you think Will Smith got the fuck? Any guesses? Do you have an answer? I don't know.

There's been some. I threw the question out there on Twitter. People came back with a few answers, a few theories. Do you think you got the fuck, a lady? There's more speculation on the other side. But hey, who knows, you know? And I am wondering if Will watched. And who is August Halsey?

Yes. He's a musician I found out. Okay. Very handsome. I just learned about it. Now he's going over to the house getting jiggy with him. Well, that's what I was going to ask you. You're in a marriage.

You've, Christina just asked you, imagine like you're watching your Netflix and dude comes downstairs is like, what's up, dog? She's asleep, bro. And then you guys just watch Netflix together. Like, what do you got on there? And then you just like post stuff next to you. Like, are you cool with that? Yeah.

That's what Will would be like. And he's like, uh, and then I get up, he's like, hey, man, will you bring me a drink? Yeah. Yeah. Would you go in there for a drink? Yeah. Right back there. Well, this family is certainly, they're always open about everything.

Yeah. Like Willow came out. Didn't she come out as non-binary? How old is this guy? What's he saying? What's his age? 27. Oh, 27.

Yeah. She's in her 50s. So he's pounding out the walls. They just went out again. And they came back. Completely out again. Yeah. They're on a different thing than the rest.

Really? Yeah, they're on a different thing. That's strange, right? Yeah. Wow. But the cameras and shit aren't on that shit. Gosh. That's pretty cool, man.

Wow. I mean, the truth is, maybe Will likes to watch, though, that's the thing. That's true. Yeah, that could be interesting. You know what I mean? It's whatever gets you going. Sometimes people put their balls in their ass. Sometimes people invite, you know, young guys.

Young dudes to come fuck their wives. But Will Smith is such a high-profile movie star. There is no way that he's, like, allegedly 100% faithful. You know what I'm saying? Like, he's had so many ladies thrown at him. Come on. Yeah, it's not even. That I'm sure they've had to have an arrangement.

Some would say maybe he's even bored with the ladies. You're really. Wow. You're really in on this, huh? I don't know. I just needed something to spice it up. I've been really bored. You think he's been real bored?

Been real bored. Both ways. So wait. He's very famous. You were famously, you were really not doing well with quarantine? Yeah. And the lack of stand-up. And then you got to do stand-up a few weeks ago.

Yeah, and then it shut down again. But how was doing stand-up? It was fine. It wasn't as good as I- I realized coming out of that I needed to do it every day. You know, I needed to be back. Yeah. That was just a tease. Just a taste.

I know it's like you do heroin once. It was too much of a tease. And it was actually more depressing. Like, I didn't- Yeah. It actually probably saved me because I didn't leave my hotel room once other than to do the shows. So that probably was good for social distance reasons.

And how is, like, we went over our quarantine stages. Yeah. Are yours? I've accepted it now. I feel like this is my life. I just do shoulder, hair porn and tit-cups and I play video games for money. So that's what I, you know- It's a new life.

It's what I am. You know, if comedy comes back, great. But I can live like this. You know, I did it. My room is clean. Ah, it is. So you've been keeping it clean. Oh, yeah.

Is your TV off of your bed? It is, actually. Wow. On-pressor? I mean, yeah. Would you be willing to share a photograph of your new- Of course. Your room?

I'd love to see it. I'd love to see it. I think everybody would. Okay. I'd like to see the new arrangement. Yeah, okay. The TV I put on the bed to play games still sometimes. Yeah.

It's a habit thing. Yeah. It's fine. I kind of like it, to be honest. Well, it's probably easier for you to see. Yeah. It's close. Yeah.

I didn't even think about that. It's probably- I never thought of that either. It is far away when it's a- Yeah, it's far. Yeah. I never did either until just now. But I feel closer to you because I picked up new glasses this week.

Yeah. Did you get a new script? Yep. I have to do that eventually. I just talked to somebody about that. I'm noticing lights in the distance are getting blurrier. I'm like, oh boy. It's time.

Oh boy. We got to upgrade. You want my dock? All right. Is he good? Yeah. Can he do the heavy duty shit? Oh yeah.

All right, good. Damn. Yeah, we need to add a couple of panes to this window. I want to do- You know what I want to do? I want to do a post-zoom interview with him where I'm like, what was it like having someone like Josh in there? He was like real juiced up.

Juiced up? He's like, man, we don't see this shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Once every couple of years. This is the kind of shit you tell you hear about in medical school, you dream about. Yeah. I'm just excited thinking about which 27-year-old I'll get to bang. We kind of moved on from that a while ago.

Well, I'm just dreaming. You know, I came down, I came down to, I like Ryan Gosling. He's too old. He's too old. And I like Luke Wilson. They're both so old. They're my age. You got to do like Timothy Chandelier or whatever that guy.

I don't even know. Oh, my God. Timothy Chandelier. I like Justin Bieber before all the tattoos. Yeah. Okay. I just love the... I get old.

They're too young. 27 is like a baby. There's your future lover. I just love the idea of Tom being on the couch. He comes down. He's like, close up. Found out them walls for you. You should be out.

You should be out. You know that's the conversation there. What's up, dog? Yeah. Yeah. Just watching some dark. And then he's like, oh, it's football? Oh, it's a replay?

That's cool. Jesus. Yeah. That's all I found in the news. Everything else is pretty shitty. Damn. I'm glad you're doing well, man. Thank you.

Yeah, me too. Yeah. Now we're deep in it. I mean, who knows when we're going to come out. So this is what it is, baby. Let's rock. Let's do it. Tom.

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From New Hampshire. After dark. After dark. After dark. From after dark. With the dark. Yes. Thank you.

And thank you. And thank you. And Tom's filling in a little bit here and there. Yeah. And we do have a good time. Tom destroys the shit out of me. We had a recent episode that I believe at this point the audience would have seen where you saw some very, very disturbing and upsetting things.

I'm glad that they have seen it by now because Tom destroyed me. I believe you. He came home ear to ear smiles. I'm sure he did. I said, how was it with Dr. Drew? He goes, I horrified him. He was going to throw up. That is.

Yes. He likes that. This horrified isn't quite as strong. I had an actual excitement yesterday. No, after getting home. Yes. After we recorded our episode. We recorded our episode.

And I was thinking about because you saw a lot of really disgusting things. Beyond. And then I go, I feel like I've reached a ceiling with that. So what it did was it opened up a portal into a new lane that I'm going to be introducing you to soon. Because what it did was. Oh my God. It's sort of challenged me.

It's like someone shoved me. What are you going to do about it? It literally is like, I feel like I'm like some sort of Navy SEAL that just got to this huge training session. Yes. And you've seen it all year. Now it's on. Now we're going to really challenge it.

You are a practicing doctor. People don't realize that, but you have a practice. Yeah. Yeah. Oh no, I'm a workaholic doctor. And so I've seen everything. And have you seen fists in butts and vaginas at the same time? Well, you and I enjoyed that a little bit.

I mean, we watched that and we enjoyed that and no, we didn't. We saw a double fisting together. Well, she and I saw that too. Oh, you did. The double. That is where Christina Peele almost lost it. I didn't like that one. No.

But you lost your cookies almost when Robert Paul Champagne did a show of his white. White makes me vomit. Yeah. But then Tom thought, that's not enough. That is not enough. Yeah. Because I feel like the one that really, really got to yesterday was the corn on the cob. That one.

Oh, you saw that one. I forgot. That one. But you primed me with the rocks, though, I think. Yeah. So. Wait, which one's the rock? So a lady made a chocolate onto a doggy pad and they were really hard.

And really solid. Wait, wait, wait. Listen, listen, listen and look a few times. He was right. It sounded like right. And he asked for a trash can at one point. Yeah, I did. You did.

Oh, yes. Oh, no, no. It was serious. What threw you over the threshold there? The corn. The corn was a shock to my system. So for those of you who haven't seen the clip or heard the clip, this woman makes a brown. Well, no, no, it's way better than that.

There's multiple states. First, she gives. Sorry, guys. She gives head. Right. Slow down, slow down. Right at this point, I went to, I said to Tom, I go, do you remember that dinner we had?

We all sat down to two couples and we talked to this after dark show we were going to do. This is really what you want to do. I had no fucking idea he was talking about this. It was the Matrix, the red pill or the blue. I didn't know. I did not know. But our last episode, he and I, that's when I understood what was going on.

Yeah. So that's where it started. I don't like this part. I don't like it. No, that's just the beginning. And I didn't like that either. And by the way, he had primed me. I didn't even know where it went.

It went. And then we got this. That's not okay. That's not okay. We said that. We made that point. I don't know about the quality of her stool that is really bothersome to me. Yeah.

The extra dark. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't see this part last time. You know, neither did I. Neither did I. And are you tapping out?

Yeah. Where is the white? This is the. Yeah. Yeah. That's the sound I've never made before, by the way. Wait. Do you think that chocolate's real then?

If it looks. Don't worry about the quality. Maybe it's not real. I don't care. It's not. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real.

It's real. It's not real. It's not real. It's real. So, let's walk through. It's real. Because we didn't talk about on this show. What's the danger of putting brown in your male?

You don't want brown in your male? No, not in your male. That's that. I'd rather it go in the mouth than the male. And why can't it go in the male? I mean, from a medical standpoint. Why? medically?

Why can't it go in the male? Because the male does not like. Oh my god. Look at this. That's Norman as a lady. Yeah. He's got the lady face app. The face app.

Fantastic. Vaginitis. Vaginitis. It's treatable. It's treatable and it won't destroy you. It's not good. But I mean, you could get pelvic inflammatory disease. What is that?

You know, it gets up into the tubes. And that's serious. That's serious. That's serious. Yeah, you'd be in the hospital. But yeah, the quality. It's funny you said the quality of her stool. I'm ready to believe that they shove chocolate up her ass.

Yeah. Or sludge or something. Right. And then they had her do this. Yeah. Because it was very, very dark. Very chocolatey looking. Yeah.

It does look chocolate. I'm feeling better. I'm feeling better. Maybe instead of being chocolate, just lots of blood is in there. It could be. Yeah. It's an active GI bleed we're looking at. Yeah.

What does black stools mean? Black stools means there's been blood bleeding from the upper GI tract. This is what Tom's alluding to here. Yeah. And it turns black as it moves through. And then as it comes out. You got real problems. You got something bleeding upstream.

Yeah. This thing's funny though. For me, that like gives me something to focus on. Yeah. And I'm not thinking about the coronary. Right. It's good. Yeah.

It's like literally like being an ambulance driver or something. Things aren't good. You're like, okay, I can fix this. I can fix that. You can stay focused. Yeah. I'm going to find some stuff to get you next time though. This is the portal.

I'm opening a new portal. Yeah. Can you give me a hint just so I can maybe work out to, you know, prep myself. Do the exercise, the muscles I need to tolerate this. Well, I don't want to give too much away, but it's a combination of what you're seeing now. White and brown. And then my least favorite sort of things together to go in the mouth has elements

of violence and severe personal injuries. Oh my God. Look at him laugh. Ladies and gentlemen, Tom Segura. It's my baby daddy. Good job. Good job. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh my God. You're going to like it. You're going to like the way you look. And really it's all this whole experience here at your mom's house has been like boiling a frog. Mm hmm. You know what I mean?

I was, I came to your house. You see like such nice people. Yeah. And you showed me a bunch of dead people originally. Essentially. Yeah. Yeah. People that to me looked like they were dying.

Oh yeah. Or that it would have ended up dead. And this ensued and, but I thought, huh, interesting reaction. I guess I'm missing something. Let me go back and see what's going on. Maybe I, maybe I was intrigued, let's say intrigued, came back, saw more dead people. And then the mentally ill and then people with anisognosia started drifting in. Do you know what that is?

No. Anisognosia is a biological, it's, it's a biological event that causes you to neglect. It's neurobiologists. You don't see things you should see like, like, you know, how you're being perceived on tick. Oh. Or some of the choices you made, it's, it's, it's a relative of Dunny. Oh look, better than a dog.

Hold it up right away. It's, it's essentially what they're going to pull up is anisognosia as it pertains to stroke. Like if you get a stroke on the right side of your brain, you don't realize the left side of your body's out. You just don't, you just don't notice it. In fact, you don't even notice the left side of the world. Stop it.

The whole, like you see clocks. If you, if I have you right o'clock, you'll jam it all on the left side, on the right side rather. Oh wow. And the left side just doesn't exist. And so anisognosia, it's also a relative of denial. Think about how drug addicts think they're just, they can't see what's happening. And people with anisognosia don't have the choice to see what they do.

Right. It's a biological thing. Yeah. It's not willfully neglected. No. Well, and Dunny Krueger is more cognitive. It's like they don't know enough. This, by the way, every time, I mean, we've talked about it at length.

I feel like it's so underappreciated. I know. And so, so prevalent. So prevalent today. It's like unbelievable. And I think, yes. And I think a big part of it is that technology allows people to believe and communicate and share thoughts.

To feel as though they know everything. And so I've mentioned this many times, I think I've told you this, that my peers have begun putting a plaque up in their offices that says, do not confuse your Google search with my medical training. That's hilarious and necessary. And that's, and it should be signed Dunny Krueger because, because that's the definition of Dunny Krueger. I love that.

It's like, it's a little agro, but it's needed for those people. And somehow people understand experiential learning when it comes to skills. Yeah. Like they understand, oh, you can't read about riding a bike and then know how to ride a bike. So I can't read about surgical procedures and know how to do surgery. But they assume that cognitive skills can be learned by just reading about it. No.

And people will read a paragraph. Yes. Here's what we should do. Well, that's what's scary and we're going back to the medieval period, pre-printing press. How's this your area? Do you like this? Yes, I like the transition.

Because before the printing press, we had an oral tradition and now people are getting their information, thankfully, from podcasts, but you hear so many people. Oh, we're going back to the oral tradition. Yes. I heard on a podcast. I'm sure back pre-Thomas Aquinas, the topic was much like the topics here at your mom's house. Oh, eating duty at corncom.

Easily was the oral tradition. There were men then, let's be fair. So they're probably want something like this. It's just the church had to get involved. Well, one of our friends is a good friend is a pediatrician. I know her. Yeah, and we talk a lot about how is it with so many, especially because it's different when you have, one thing as a patient comes to see you, one thing as a parent brings you

their child and how many times do you have parents who are, here's what I believe we're looking at. Right. And then as a pediatrician. And the part of town she practices. Yes. Well, pediatricians have to. This one came in.

What are you talking about? You have to navigate that so much more delicately. That and I think the pediatricians are very skilled at looking at the patient as the mother child unit. Oh, right. The totality of the patient. And I used to advocate for similar models when we talked about adolescence, right? The parent still was involved, but we had to separate them and have meetings with each

of them and have meeting back together again. Right. Because it's that intermediate stage. And then adulthood, the parents, sorry. But that does have to be so unnerving when, like, I mean, even, I can even tell you when my dad was sick, like a year ago, and I would be in the hospital visiting. And my sister, who was really an advocate for him, though, would sometimes say to, you know, a doctor in a client, like at a high level hospital, like, don't use that tube

for that. That's bothering him. And the guy would be like, and I would see him and be like, I would just like quickly be like, no, you can't worry about it. But I'm assuming to something, they're like, you know, we deal with this shit all the time. All the time. Yeah. And now, you know, we were talking before we came in here about some of the stuff in

the press as it pertains to the pandemic. Now the press is telling us how to practice medicine. Yeah. The politicians. We can't even talk honestly about what we do in the public because everyone's got an opinion. He, well, and they're not reporting the positives things that are happening in COVID right now. If you don't mind, can you just say a positive things that are happening right now?

That we've had a little uptick and it's concerning and we need to take care of it and be cautious. It's mostly affecting young people, which is a milder form of the illness and it's sort of a horrible flu then that can go very bad. Like we all know about Nick Cordero, they can go really bad, but for the most part, my profession now knows kind of how to handle this thing and how to treat it in such a way that we keep them out of the hospital. And if they go in the hospital, we can keep them out of the ICU. And if they get into the ICU, we can keep them from dying.

That's generally the trend right now with the treatments we have. Things like hydroxychloroquine and zinc, azithromycin and remdesivir and dexamethasone, all these things and how we use the ventilators and who gets on the ventilator, all these market difference and outcome. Yeah. From March to now. Yes. We're doing a really good job with it.

So we've learned to manage the illness a bit more. And if some of the hydroxychloroquine data for early use with zinc is coming in, it's starting to look like if it's true, if that data is accurate and has to be reproduced many times. So please don't tell me, what am I to believe? One minute it's this, one minute it's that, because that's how science works. You have to reproduce it many times before it becomes maximatic. Maximatic.

Yeah. Why can't you just do it once and then that shows you the right. We may be able to turn it into the flu, particularly for young people, particularly for young people. And how good do these vaccines look? Everyone's talking about. Crazy good. I want to get on the, I want to be a human subject. Oh.

So get a good eye. A friend that does that, Yoshi. Well, I want to get out faster the better. Yeah. I think Yoshi just did like a clinical trial. He just did, yeah. Yeah. He put it like in his eyes and he was like, yeah, it still works.

Everything's good. I want to do it for the vaccine. You do. Yeah. You're not afraid. Oh my God. The science looks a new science. Why aren't you afraid?

Because the biotechnology is there. It's there. It's there. Do you want out of Oxford, do you mean? Multiple. Multiple ones I've read about look really clean and good. I want the RNA vaccine that to me looks the most interesting. And I want to contribute to advancement of this new technology that really looks so great.

Do Bill and Melinda Gates want to kill the population? Yes. Well, they want to put a chip in when they put the vaccine in. Yes. Of course what's happened. We cannot trust them. Do you follow the conspiracies of that thing? I can't.

They make me crazy. I can't do it. They're like, the Gates are trying to murder the population. I can't. Well, and it all started with back in Africa where they tried to help with a malaria. And they're like, you're just trying to kill black people. That was the conspiracy. I know.

Seriously. They're like, the Gates are just trying to murder. Well, it literally one of the local kings started advocating that. Really? Yeah. We'll watch the documentary on Bill Gates. You see the whole thing. But in Avett, I want the vaccine.

I want it now. I don't want to be on a phase one or a phase two trial, right? That's when you find out their safety and efficacy instead of, I'm not asking for that. I'm asking to be in the phase three. Let's do it. Now, but you said they're close to phase three, right? They're in phase three as far as I know. They're in phase three.

That's a miracle. They're going to have this thing out in the fall. Also. Somebody said November now. Secretary Azar said November. Great. Fantastic. I'll start going back to church.

I'll start. Praise Allah. Praise Allah. Praise everybody. So, I heard today there's a case of the bubonic plague in China. They found one. Yeah. I find it fascinating that this becomes headline news because have I not been saying that the

plague is coming in Southern California? In the homeless population. You've not heard me say this? Yes. Okay. Here's why I say this. Yes, the plague has made it to humans in Mongolia. It's here in Southern California.

It's here in squirrels and feral cats and raccoons. And it's just a matter of time the plague experts tell me before it jumps into humans. Most likely homeless. They're out there with the stuff that transmits it. They're out there with the animals. And once it gets in, it's going to just blow through. Just explode. Yeah.

And what happens when you get the plague? There's different versions of it. There's pneumonic plague, which has caused the pneumonia, there's bubonic plague where you get boobos, which are essentially are giant lift nodes that come to the surface and open up and pus out in your skin. That seems nice. It is lovely. Is there treatment for that one?

Yes. All of them. But if it gets ahead, it's something like COVID. If it gets away from you, you're screwed. Yeah. And so around you. If it gets advanced, you're in trouble. The last outbreak was in Los Angeles.

Of bubonic? In the 1920s. Great. And everybody who was in contact with this one guy, I think it was in Chinatown, if you remember right, everybody died within like four days. Is there no vaccine for this? For the bubonic plague? No.

It's bacteria. It's bacteria. Yeah. Now what happens, what if it explodes in the homeless population and we just kind of run its course? And then. I would say, I would say, ladies and gentlemen, Tom Segura. And then when it starts getting into like people in homes, we go, all right, here's all the

medicine. And then we just kind of like solve two problems at the same time. You know what's interesting? It occurs to me that people are, I stood back. I'm really upset about the homeless problem and I know because it's my patience. I know exactly how to treat these people. And no one will listen to me, or at least the leaders who seem delusional won't listen. There are plenty of other people who will, but not in leadership positions.

I thought, oh my God. So people are like trying to get me to run for office now. Yes. Like mayor, Los Angeles, things like that. And I thought, God, that is probably the only way I could change this is really do this. And then I thought, oh, I'm on your mom's house. That would fuck the whole thing up. Oh, and not only that.

There's no way that after corn cob and this conversation that I could even contemplate a political run for anything. Can I tell you something though? Takes care of it for me. If you were to run for office, think about what would happen with our viewership and downloads. Huge spike. So you want to get behind me?

Well, this in a way becomes my grab them by the pussy moment. Yes. Right? Yes. He was able to go ahead and do his thing. He was a pianist. Dr. Drew showed me his penis and he made me give it kisses. There you go.

And it was delicious. And you were 11 at the time. I was small and his peepee got bigger. But you're certainly not going to run for office after your wife appeared on. Well, that was, that was, I thought that was what put the nails in the car. Did you see that whole episode? I heard about it. I was afraid to watch.

Well, you know, before we get to that, we have some things to ask you about that. You gave us a lot of insight on fed smoker. Oh, yeah. I don't know if you ever... May rest in peace. Just to refresh anyone's memory if they don't know him. Yes, I got to ask you. You ever see my videos?

What is it when I say after the red comes the white? You ever heard me say that before? I think it's because the blood of Jesus, brother, after the red comes the white. There it is again. He's really big on white chariots and the white cars. He calls them the chariots, you know? I don't know about it. Every time I film, I'll see a red chariot and then a white one comes after that, I call

it. Is that really weird or what? No. Is it Quincinone? Probably two of the most common colors. That's what I was thinking. But it's really weird. I won't go into it.

It doesn't that way every time. Sometimes it does pop up blue, red, white and blue, but it's usually red, white and black. So I had a patient, a meth addict. Surprise. Who... I like your tongue when you talk about fed smoker. Go ahead. I say that with peace and love and peace and love, that he thought every time he got gas,

this one car would go by with a particular license plate. And one day, that car drove in to get some gas after him and he beat the shit out of the guy that drove up who just had to get some gas and just got out of his car to get gas. My meth addict patient, who delusionally was seeing patterns where there were none, used it as a reason to... Wow. Is that something that...

Is that something that comes in the hands? Oh, yes, routine. Seeing the patterns. Yes, it's part of the meth... whole meth thing. Brother, they're not going to do too good. Are they? Hey, people that be naughty around me, do you think they're going to do too well? No, not.

Do you see that canister of mace right there? See how big it is? It looks like bear spray. It's police spray. That's a messy car. That's the best view of his car we've ever seen. Yeah. You and I have studied his car, haven't we?

Oh, no, it was somebody else and I took a good look at it. Let's go back and freeze that for a second. You know, that stuff's gone off in my hands before. Oh, good for you, man. Right in my pocket. You ever had that stuff spray? It feels so bad for these cars. Can your pants get your balls?

In my pants, but when you wash it off, it trickles down. Oh, God, it's horrible, man. I sat my car once and it went off and the only thing I had was a brand new bottle of tomato juice. I got the freaking lid off and put my balls in the tomato juice. Is that crazy? Much like a skunk. Like if you had to, you got to take my skunk and look at that car.

So let me bring you a little primer on cocaine and meth. Meth addicts are preoccupied with law enforcement. They go to them all the time. Yeah, you told me that. Cyan addicts run from them. Why do meth and meth, disorganization, taking things apart, hoarding, that's all meth. So when you see people on the street where their bikes are dismantled all over the place, that's meth.

And why do you think the appeal to go to law enforcement? Because they feel nervous and upset and insecure. It's like a strobe lights going off in their life all the time and the law enforcement, they don't have paranoia about them. For whatever reason, the biology of it doesn't focus on people in uniforms. While with cocaine, the preoccupation is specifically and only people in uniforms. To get away from them. Get away from them.

They're coming, they're coming, they're coming. What? And you see them. They actually hallucinate them too. What does meth do to the brain? Destroys it. It's really not good. It just lights it all up.

It puts it on fire. Well, it lights up several regions that are associated with mood and energy and things like that and affect. And the problem is it caused something called excitotoxicity, what's the word I'm looking for? Excitotoxicity, where the pushing of the neurotransmitters out of the cell eventually create free radicals within the cell. It has something to do with how the vesicles are, the way a neuron works is it pushes a

chemical out and then it repackages and pulls it up and then pushes it back out again. It's doing this all the time. Cocaine is really good at doing that. It blocks the reuptakes so stuff stays out in the cleft for a while. Meth is specifically just doing this. And so the vesicles don't reform normally. And when the cell tries to bring the neurochemical back into the cell, it sort of breaks loose from the vesicle.

It's not supposed to be free on the cytoplasm. It turns into a free radical and kills the cell. And that's why they look like shit. I mean, it's destroying your body. It destroys a lot of cells and stuff. But this is sort of happening to your body. We're looking at it right here. What is that?

What is that white? It's a laptop too. Yeah, I know. It's so full. He wants to be like a policeman. It's just exactly like a policeman's car. I mean, it's a Crown Vic. It has the metal background.

What's that white thing? Is that a seat? Is that a mat? It's a blanket. A Navajo blanket. No. It's just off of that. With a skull on it.

It's got skull. He's got a lot of skulls. Yeah. He likes skulls. Oh my God. But here's why. The reason I brought this up was actually not even for this video. It was to show you apparently somebody sort of saw Fedsmokra as a nemesis and we found

that person. Oh my God. He made videos like kind of calling Connell out. Okay. What's up Connell? See you're having some problems in Rifle, Colorado in Durango. Way to go Rifle. Keep up the good work.

Hater. It is harassment on officer. I hope you get charged for every cop and every video you have for harassing each and every person because it is harassment. Enjoy your day ghost maker Peterson. By the way, love the way you change all them fucking YouTube channels, you fucking pussy. Yeah. You've got a little bit of that going on too.

Yeah he does. They might have met at a similar type of event. Yeah. They probably partied together, right? He looks like an actor. Who is he reminding me of? I know. He could have been handsome, right?

Yeah. Yeah. He looks like he's straight out of a Western or something. Yes. Yeah. Like he just took off the gear and he's just relaxing in the trailer now. Yeah. It's been a long day wearing him fucking boots.

But my theory is he and Connell used to party together. I didn't know his name until this minute. You're freaking me out. Connell Eugene Peterson. How did you find out? When he, when it was first rumored that he passed, everybody, like we've learned his name then. Yeah.

Because Connell, I think it's actually more, makes more sense in line with the meth thing than this guy saying he's being a pussy. He had like 20 YouTube channels, so he would upload them to different channels all the time. That's much the way he would like dismantle and be recording. It's hoarding YouTube channels. Yeah. Yeah. I'm glad I don't do meth.

Oh my God. By the way, it's really hard to stop. They really, really miss it. They don't feel like they can exist. They feel like they stop existing without it once they get strung out on it. And they're dying hand over fist right now of meth. Really? Yeah.

It's not even clear what's happening. Really. Are there drugs you can transition them out of meth with? Like when you do really? Not really. No. Not the way they're. It's called turkey.

I mean, you're going to have to do stuff to help with their motives. How do you feel about somebody going from a, let's say a hardcore drug to just being like, hey, I just want to smoke weed all day. Is that better than doing it? It's better. Yeah. So you tell them, yeah, do that then? In some cases, yeah.

Yeah. And I don't, you know, I don't, I don't, drugs, if you're going to be on drugs, why do we say it's different to be on cannabis than to be on Suboxone or to be on methadone? If cannabis does it and you're stable for a while, all right. Stay on cannabis. Yeah. It's good. Now what the problem is, it doesn't really stay on for a long, and it usually, but I had

a patient, I had heroin addict who was mega sick with peripheral vascular disease and breast cancer, and that had a million medical problems, and she maintained on cannabis. And I was like, great, if you're not, she's not going to live very long either. And so it's like, let's, let's just stay with that. Perfect. Isn't there kind of a version of this with Joey Diaz though, like he used to do heroin and then cocaine. Did he really?

Oh yeah. And cocaine, that dude was like major cocaine, right? Yeah. Right. Yeah. I mean, he was doing like eight ball a fucking day and. I kind of talked to him something. I've never met him.

Oh, really? Yeah. I'm dying to talk to him. Oh, this is crazy. Yeah. And Brogan's the other one you got to get me involved with. Oh yeah. Yeah.

You've never, okay. But he was like, Joey was like, you know, over 400 pounds. He said he was just like smoking a pack and a half doing coke. But he sounds like this is an interesting, okay, it's an interesting syndrome he's got. All types of crazy. Because there's all, there's all, I was thinking about this morning, there's different flavors of alcoholism, different flavors of addiction. It's not one thing, you know.

Right. You know, like what Joey's, you know, he's very public with, I'm not revealing any secrets is that he, you know, he goes heavy on the edibles. Yeah. But I've always viewed it as like, yeah, I mean, that's better than being on anything. Well, I'm going to bet because that what feels like, that feels like to me like a super trauma dude with PTSD and stuff, who's just trying to use everything, try to feel better food, cigarettes, everything, buh, buh, buh, buh.

And somebody treated him or he got better in some way and now the cannabis is holding him. Like, yeah. That's what I thought. Yeah. Yeah. Cause he can handle insane levels of, I mean, he gets fucked up on them, but I'm saying like what his threshold is way higher than anybody else's I know.

Happens. Yeah. Like way higher. Now, have you ever seen this? I really lucked out because my next boyfriend was Drew and then we just, and we had sex on the first date. Okay. Yeah.

So, okay. You didn't even ask that. She has to come right out with it. Well, first of all, I view you differently learning that you have sex on the first date. Really? Yes. I mean, couldn't you be a gentleman and take her out a few times? They were in their 20s when they met.

24, 23. They were puppies. This is from where my mom's at. My exclusive interview. I liked the way she's coming to my aid. This is good. She's trying to soften this. Tom's trying to increase the blow.

He's trying to increase the impact. And Christina's coming to my eye like that. Let me tell you, my interview with Susan was very enlightening. Yes. We're going to find out why. As you know, first of all, how's the feedback been? Fantastic. She's a fantastic guest.

Not you. People are in love with her. People like her. Okay, good. And love with her. She's beautiful. As you can see, she's charming. She's very warm and caring.

You can tell there's a lot of love between you two, but you guys are also... Passionate, passionate. Kind of morning. That's what Crowley used to give us shit about that all the time. Is that right? Remember, he used to go, he's a passionate, passionate man. Passionate. Passionate.

And maintain your passion after all these years. It's a really interesting question, right? I mean, it's still there. We had a little... We had a couple of downturns. Wait, I had another thought before I get into this. Oh, no, I can't think of it. We had a couple of downturns.

One was having children, which everybody goes into a downturn with that. Next is she had menopause at a fairly young age and thankfully got to proper Homer replacement and therapy for that that changed everything quickly because she had heavy-duty fertility treatment and that affected her libido from then on, really. And then you had children to that and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Nightmare. Yeah. And so she went to somebody who really knew how to handle that and, man, that was...

We were all back. Well, let's just start from the beginning because you were kind of horny and slowed. Well, so what was there at the beginning is still there to answer your question. And so isn't that extraordinary? Yes. And so I sort of think... I think you're rare. I mean, when you talk to people who've been together, you guys have been together with

almost 30 years or something, right? 23, almost 40 years. Almost 40 years. Crazy, right? Yeah. That's insane. Right? Yes.

But it's whatever that was stayed, which is pretty good, right? So when people go, what's the magic? What's the secret? The first thing I tell them is make sure we are really, really, really into that person. Make sure that means to you. Make sure that there's an intense, not too intense, because intensity sometimes gets confused for love. Make sure there's an attraction where you can, sort of like alcoholism, like today

I'm as attractive as I was yesterday and 1,000 yesterdays, and I assume tomorrow I'll be just the same, right? Yeah. I mean, there's nothing changing that. Each day it's the same. I feel the same. Yeah. If you feel like, if I could wake up every day feeling like that's something that could

be sustaining, it will. Does that make sense? Wow. Does it help? How dare you? Oh, I know, I was going to tell you. I broadcasted with Lauren Savon for a long time, and she was like, we were at dinner with them and her and her boyfriend, and she goes, I wanted to find all this stuff out about

you and Susan, and she just told it all to me before I asked any questions. And so here we go. So this is what I'm imagining is going to happen here. I imagine that this helps you maintain your relationship. I'm sorry, I'm on a roller coaster. Leanne Kreischer was on here, good to know Leanne, and she said that she believes a quarterly blow job will cut the mustard. What are your notes so that I can compare and contrast?

Probably, I mean, two or three, maybe four times a week. I like Christina's reaction. Well, she said two or three to begin with, maybe four times a week. That's our low end. That's our low end. You get two to three, sometimes four times a week, blow jobs, cheese or starters. They don't have a two and a four-year-old, by the way. That was not happening then, trust me.

Can we change the name of your show to Dr. Drew Fuh, like that? Is that cool if you do the intro? You guys been fucking? You don't have any, I mean, how old are you? I'm sweating. 61. You're 61. I don't even know if you're 61.

Yeah, you have no neuropathy issues at all. Neuropathy? Yeah. That's the guy that he came four times. I mean, because I know, if you want to see me go from a limp dick into a hard dick, I just spoke some math and it comes back. Oh, yeah. Is that normal for a 61-year-old man?

Yeah, some. Okay. Are you extra Vera? I mean, have you always been so highly? Charged up, passionate, passionate. Yeah. You're charred up, man. You're fired up.

I'm not like Ronnie. No. Right? We're talking about, that's a Stern Show reference. Yes. But, I mean, Ronnie's 70. I know. I see an admiration of him.

But here's the deal, man. 61. Yeah, man. Is that Dr. Drew is a quiet simmering type. Yes. Yes. I would never. I would never guess it either.

And you're getting that sloppy top four times a week. I mean, that's impressive, bro. That is dope. That's it. She admitted that four was a little bit of exaggeration. Okay. But three. But still.

Two is in there. Three sometimes. Wow. And I would never. I know you're so put together. You never give up. Put this part of being put together, ladies and gentlemen. You never give up.

Right? I work with you. You've never given up boundaries. Boundaries. And by the way, my cheese is depleted by my wife. And also two to three times a week, if you're getting two to three times a week, I think that's actually kind of good for a political campaign. If you do run for office, you know, cradle status.

There you go. Like Dr. Drew for mayor. I'm busting nuts all week long. Something like that. That should be the slogan. Yeah. Campaign slogan. Two to three BJs a week.

Yeah. And then you include people from all different races. Christina's writing it down. You know what I mean? What if it was that? Dr. Drew for mayor. Everybody can get some. And then it shows like an Asian and Latino and black person.

And then it just shows your hard day. Busting nuts since 1983. Busting nuts, bro. Dude, that is impressive. It's amazing. It is. And may I say too that Susan came wearing a very low cut dress and no bra and she's got those beautiful big naturals.

They're naturals. Yeah, sir. It's a famous story about a friend of ours who somebody called her and said, you know, I want to get my boobs done. Who do you recommend for a surgeon? She goes, you know, the ones I admire the most are I'm going to find out who did Susan Pinsky's. Yeah.

And my friend called her. It was Simone B. Ennich. She calls her and Susan's like, um, God didn't mind. Wow. Funny. Wow. Good for her. Charged up.

Yeah. I mean, and I think actually what this appearance and this message really tells people. Is put the burden on the wife some it's on her. She's the one. Some. Yeah. I mean, yeah. She's taking care of you.

Yeah. It's like, it's like almost every wife. Stop it. Stop it. Don't you eyeball me like that. Well, and I'm talking to our audience. I'm saying we're just turning. I maintain the bear is a libidinal.

All I'm saying is that. How do you know? Maybe there's maybe there's a similar part there too. Sometimes four times a week. Here's what I'm like. The kids though. The deal is you put put a contract into the future. Yeah.

Thank you. Also college. Once this happens, I told you you could bust nuts all day. Oh, she's nervous about children. I see. That's good. Yeah. Yeah.

Mm hmm. Take care of that. And another clip that I like the views. The pictures of astonishment at Christina's. Yeah. I could not believe. I mean, it's like finding out that you're awesome history teacher is like really fox dude.

Like I was blown. I was going through your head. I mean, your eyes are lit. I was like, this bitch gives four BG. It's actually actually it's a great analogy because what happens is when somebody who you look at as, you know, more established, educated, haven't you destroyed me enough now here. You have to get every aspect of my life.

Is there not a corner? This is true though, because you know how when you're a kid, you want my kids now to come in here and talk. Yes. All I am. Yes. No. Yes.

You have to be your teacher. Yeah. Yeah. Like at the supermarket. Yes. You're like that. You have another life. Yes.

Like you have a complete life. It feels a bit like that. Like you're Dr. Drew. Yeah. You're smart. You're articulate. You teach us things. And then to know that you're just like busting nuts all over all week.

It's exciting. And I'm just thinking it's not really busting nuts because I don't produce fluid anymore. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. Prostate. Prostate cancer and prostatectomy.

It's cleaner. It's cleaner. You still have orgasms. Yeah. That's great. Did you remember your orgasm this time? You started butt sexing at 50. It's not Drew's thing.

It's not. It was your thing. It worked out in my direction but I had to try it. We were on a cruise and you got to try it on a cruise. Again. Again. We were on a cruise. And they got an H1N1 like the next day.

You know he was always talking about it. Talking about it. Yeah. Did you think? Yeah. I think so too. I can tell. Did you?

Yeah. So hold on. You guys started having anal at 50. Yeah. That was after she got hormone therapy. Yeah. Right? So those things were on then.

So. It worked out that direction. I've got to remember that. Yeah. I mean that's pretty amazing to start a new sexual practice like that so late in life. I mean that's. Yeah. Kids were out.

That's the key. The kids were out and you were like I'm ready to, because she says it's your doing, she blames you for the anal. Oh no sorry. She said it worked out her direction. Okay. I think part of this though that is being ignored. We haven't just touched on it yet.

It did not look like the corn lady though I assure you. But I think part of it is that you have always maintained physical weightlifting. Yeah. That's helped. Right. Because you see guys in their 60s that look like absolute dog shit. And we were kids. The 60 year old looked like Jesus.

Yeah. You know what's interesting is that Mrs. Robinson and the graduate is like my age. Yes. She's like in her 40s. Yes. I mean like she was a proper woman. I'm still wearing tiger sweatshirts. Yes.

Like. We have a problem where we don't want to grow up here. I don't want to grow up here. Yeah. Yeah. Dr. Drew Fermair. Oh I'll make you come. You did anal at 50.

Now is this a practice that you've kept in the rotation? It's in the rotation. Wow. Jesus Christ. Wow. How often are we doing this? Mind's blown. Mind's blown.

Yeah. Is it a quarterly anal or is it? I can't. I'm not sure I can. It's not on the calendar. Right. Maybe we don't like to pick it up. Well let's round it up.

Like what? Four times a year? More? Less? More. God. It's really impressive. Well no.

He's got the stamina. The stantema. Stantema. Well to be fair the press detective gave me a little more stamina. Really? Yeah. A little more. Strangely.

Really? Yeah. That's impressive. Yeah. It's good. So those of you who are worried about getting your prostate out stop it. Yeah you can still fuck. Everything still can.

Yeah. You can fuck more. And you can put it in people's butts. You can get four nobbers a week. Do you think it's more exhausting for Susan to get vaginal or butt pounded by you? Oh man. You have to bring her back and ask her. Oh man.

Yeah. I'm kidding. Because we're having a debate here as to which is more exhausting. Anal or vaginal? What's more exhausting for me? What do you think is? I've never experienced it so it's hard for me to know. What does-

Do you notice like from when- What do you mean by exhausting by the way? Like when you're, like let's say you go to vag town but you pound and then you, the next time you go to butt town and you pound, do you think it's more tiring? For her? Yeah. To get butt pounded or vag slammed? Seems about the same.

Really? Oh wow. Well she's resilient. She's very resilient. She's specimen? She's specimen. Oh my God. What's going on in my life?

I knew this was going to be bad but I didn't know how bad. He's checking his text, he's fully, fully checked out. Disassociation. It's exactly what it is. It's exactly what it is. Tom gets me there. Yesterday I went into a goddamn fugue state. You did.

I did. Oh gosh. Listen, I think this is beautiful Drew. We're celebrating you and your wife, a monogamy. There's so many. We love you. Well that's the other thing. That's the other good news.

I'm not interested in anyone else which is crazy. I believe you. Which is that's why you don't pick up a sexual vibrant. You're cool as fuck. I'm just not interested. I'm interested in, you know. Yeah and your wife. I got to save my chi.

Yeah, for your wife. Wow man. Do we have any other embarrassing clips? No, that was it. That was the biggies. That was the biggies. Yeah. I'm just glad to know that she was well received by the, the mom's house crowd.

And I have to say that it's so, it's, I love couples who love each other. That's our big thing. We've always enjoyed each other's company. That's true. I know. And we like sort of re-found it when our kids went for college. She was like, oh geez, we love spending time together. It was awesome.

And this fucking COVID destroyed what was supposed to be a summer of travel and things. We were going to do stuff. Now that's a good question. So now that you and Susan have been cooped up in the house for COVID. Does it increase it? Well, does it increase it? Have you tried anything new? It really hasn't.

No. It hasn't increased because I've been depressed and upset and it's made things not as good. It has been like, we were just talking about the stages of our own emotions during quarantine. Like it feels like you go through the stages of grief, you know? So like we went through like, like shopping a lot online. Shopping one of the stages. Yeah. It was like a, it was like a form of, you know, coping.

Yeah. Try to feel better. Yeah. Right. Then there was like the heavy exercise phase and there's like, then you go like, I'm eating and drinking too much. Yes. It all happened.

The croissant phase. Then the, then the over existential crisis stage. Then you go, you know, I mean, like it's, it just feels like it's been... My, then I added like politically upset or socially upset and concerned and worried and that's been really fun. Maybe you should get back to fucking because I feel like you guys were good with that. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know.

Dude, why don't you make a movie? Yeah. Do you know how well that would sell? Why don't we just get a fans only site? Only fans or whatever. Yes, only fans. Oh, stop. I agree.

I agree. Only fans. Are you serious? Where at first you're just like, I'm going to the grocery store. I'm doing this. And then all of a sudden you're like, I'm like crank one out real quick. You guys won't watch. You'll see a huge uptake in your subscriptions.

It's a new world, Drew. All that stuff. RPC has exposed me to it. I understand. You don't have to. I understand it now. He was, he led the way. Oh, quick medical question.

Before you do, we need to, we need to put up the tour. I think it's time for the tour. The tour? RPCs. Oh, yes, yes, yes. By the way, I thought of a slogan for Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew. Yeah, yeah.

Underneath doctors, fuck two. Nice. I like doctors. Oh, I was thinking a shirt. Tom, use that brain for good. Yep. Only. Trust me.

But I was thinking the shirt, the shirt should be anal starts at 50. Oh, I like that better. Yes. Anal starts at 50. Yeah. Well, that's, I made a shirt. That's a shirt. It's a shirt.

It's already in development. And it starts at 50. We started the design work last week, right after this interview. Anal starts at 50. It is pretty good. It's amazing. So a medical question, just to get off there. Is it possible to put your dick and your balls in your own asshole, because we saw

the gentleman could do his balls. Yeah. Why not the dick too? It looked like the dick could have gone there as well. Yeah. By the whole. He had some real hang and. Yeah, situation there.

I was sort of surprised he hadn't tried that actually. He has. Yeah. So he hasn't tried it all at once. He's tried the penis. He's had the tip of it in there. Yeah. And he's had both balls in there.

I know that. And he's had both balls in there and then someone else's dick in there. And then he's had both balls in there and put his dick in someone else. Of course. Tom and I spent a lot of time trying to figure out how the pain was. Yeah, tolerable. The general issue of smashing balls, not being tolerable. Yes.

And what's the. You have to look at the episode to see. Yeah. Okay. Well. Pretty good. We spent quite a bit of time on it. Yeah.

Now you had, did you tell him about your cream of wheat? Yeah. Dilemma. Here's the deal. I haven't had cream of wheat since childhood. Why? And I was such a huge fan. I just stopped eating it.

I was on a low carb diet. So the other day. Are you on a low carb diet now? Yeah. Okay. Low carb or no carb? More or less no carb. Okay.

Anyways, the other day I had two hard boiled eggs and I really got a hankering for cream of wheat. Okay. And a little while later I had a bowl of cream of wheat. Okay. Raging diarrhea. Oh, interesting. Now, much like a scientist like you are, I wanted to replicate the results.

Yes. To see if it was a one time thing. Of course. An anomaly, if you will. I replicated the thing. Same diarrhea. Same thing. And I did the same exact thing in the morning.

Two hard boiled eggs. Took a break. Cream of wheat. How many days between the cream of wheat experiments? Oh gosh. Like a week or something? Like a week. Yeah.

Isn't that fascinating? People report diarrhea from heavy sugar loads. Oh, that's what he gets. Did I get? Yeah. It makes sense to me if that's true. That would probably not happen to me. I do too well with sugars.

But I'm guessing there must be an intermediate state where people could just get it from carbohydrates, from starches generally. Could it be like just a food sensitivity to that food? Is it fibrous? Is it because of the high fiber? But that wouldn't blow me down. So wait, when you said you do too well with sugar, what does that mean? Meaning I eat sugar.

My bowels don't do anything. Nothing happens with that. In fact, so it's interesting. I wonder what something to do with this little cart thing. She's an old cream of wheat commercial. Possibly. I don't eat many carbs. It's my favorite.

They're gonna do. Uh-oh. I love cream of wheat. Uh-oh. It's so hot and creamy. It feels so good when it goes down my throat. It really feels like you're all up. Nutritious and delicious.

You eat it before it gets cold. Aw. This is cute. Oh my god. Aw, I like this one. This is when porn used to be fun. When there was always comedy involved. Yeah, this is light.

Strange music and comedy. What porn commercials? How come cream of wheat hasn't had to change their box? Have they changed it? Um, I don't think so. How do you not drop that cream of wheat? Oh, there you go. Just lay down.

Did you have toast with your crowd week? I did not. I thought that was too carby. That's kind of a nice commercial though. Thank you for sharing. You're welcome. Yeah. Do you want to see a bus hit a guy on a bike?

Does it matter? I'm kidding. It doesn't matter what I want. I'm kidding. I don't have that. Okay. You should go to my friend Nicole and Jemmy's website, Instagram. You probably find something to enjoy there.

She's a autopsy pathologist. Oh really? And is interested in all kinds of exotic. I would have loved that. It's Nicole underscore and Jemmy. It's an Instagram. Okay. And ANG EMI.

And I saw one of hers yesterday where a guy just picked up a head on the street. And I thought Tom would love this. What? Picked up a head? Damn. I like this. I follow a guy on TikTok who cuts open bodies. You got to go to the restrict.

See how there's restricted ones there? Yeah. You got to go to those. Yeah. And you got to click on them. Whoa. That's not bad. It's a cold spot.

That's nothing. Go down. Okay. Go to the shorts. Show some good ones. What's on the lip there? That yellow fungus. He's looking at the sensitive content stuff.

Oh. It looks like a organ. It looks like a long or a liver. It might be. That could be a COVID long, frankly. Oh, shit. That's what they start to look like. Anything else?

Anyway, she got lots of good stuff there. You guys will find. Okay. It sounds really fun. Oh, my God. That guy's relieving himself right there. He's relieving himself. That guy is just pissed on the ground.

Oh, my God. Officer. He just pissed on the ground. Officer? I don't believe this. He just pissed on the ground. Why is that so astonishing? I don't know.

I don't know. You guys got a prostate problem. I can't believe this. Uh-oh. Thank you, God. That guy right there. He just, you can see the puddle. Thank you, God.

You can see the puddle right underneath. That's pissed, folks. That's not hydraulic oils. That's pissed. Okay, nerd. Okay. Officer to Silva. That man just urinated.

The piss is on the pavement down there. I just witnessed it and got it on video. Okay. I can point them out to you. This is sort of a version of FedSpoker. The piss is underneath the truck. It is, right? Yeah.

It makes me wonder if this guy's on meth. If I were that cop, I'd go, let me look in your car, sir. I don't understand. I'm talking. You see? Yeah. It's against the law.

So stop for a second. Cops have to deal with this stuff all the time. And so they develop a sense of what's going on. Yeah. And the cop will go, oh, well, let's go over to your car and see what's going on. Yeah.

Looking for a meth pipe. Sure. Yeah. Do you want me to point the guy out from here? I'll point the guy out from here. I'm sorry. I'm just, this is unbelievable. He's so, he's so worked up over it.

Like. And what's weird to me, at first I thought, well, that's going to be New York, you know, Long Island, right? Yeah. It's where this happens, but it kind of looks like New England a little bit.

And I'm like, well, okay. But now they're in the woods. Who gives a shit even more? So strange. So weird. He's about to cry. I don't want any confrontation. I just wanted to show you the piss.

He had, he had the big, he's the big tall bull guy and he has like an accent. Little, little good accent there. Little good accent. Bull's good. There he is. He's walking right now.

Walking. What the fuck? He's never seen a guy take a piss. You see him walking? He just bent down to get that tool. That's the guy. I'm going to make a report for you. I just want you to,

so we avoid confrontation. Okay, I'm out of here. What do we don't want? I know. Oh, look at this mint. Oh my God. Look at this mint car. Oh my God.

That's mint. Oh dude. Is it an accident? Do you see that distractability stuff? Is it an LSD or something? No, no, no. That's math. That's math.

It's like, look, a fed smoker is talking to a cop. Hey man, what's going on? Do you see anything? Red and white? Red and white? Do you see red and white? It's like, they just get distracted.

But do you see how, you were standing right there? Are you able to show me on the camera? No. This guy's going to get arrested. I don't know how to work this fucking thing. That's what's going to happen. He just says I don't know how to work this thing.

I'm just going to go to the back of the truck, zoom in on the piss, and I'm out of here. Okay? Yeah. What are the chances? I'm not going to talk to him. I'm not going to talk to him.

Oh, hey, look at that. He's got no choice. I'm not. I'm not. He's crazy. Thank you God. Maripave. The other,

as I've always taught you, it could be just mania. He could be hyper. Can I tell you something that always strikes me in some of these videos? Yeah. Like when we see somebody like yelling some shit? Yeah.

And then they drive. And I'm always like, that dude drives? Yeah. Like that guy's in a car? Well, good news is, you'll see him in a police chase later today. Yeah. Those are the same guys.

So, And there's a lot of things that we, like sometimes it's like this, sometimes it's these like parking lot confrontations and people get, and then you, then they just get in their car and drive away. And you're like, fuck,

that person's on the road. Yeah. It's really nutty. Yes. They don't have to give you a menstrual test. You guys ought to, you guys ought to interview like a cop someday. Yeah.

Like a high patrol officer, see the stuff that they have to deal with. And this is the common place. Most of it. Yeah. That's true. That's the top. Oh, we're getting the mouth looked again.

I've seen this before. Oh boy. The wolves are into it, man. So now when my dog tries to do this, I know where he's coming from. Yeah, you just let him do it, right? No, I don't. But I know where he's coming from.

You got it. I know what he's up to. God, this is an attractive group of people. Russian? No, this is a Norway or something. Oh my God. Open your mouth, you idiot. Yeah, before the dog bites your nose off.

Fuck that. He's growling right now. He's scared to death. He should be. Jesus. His fucking face is about to get torn off. Just the slightest little move. And you can't do that.

You can't like react in front of that. No. It's growling. Fuck. Yeah. I don't want this experience. No. I don't want to know.

Is this some sort of wolf? All the blonde chick up into the wolf's shirt? Yes. Get a little bit of this right here. Fuck all that. By the way, do the wolves need this? Not really. And they're also attractive, no?

The people? Did you see the mouse pad guy? Yes. You did see him? Yes. What do you think's up with that? Like, he's the guy who got this mouse pad. What we were worried about.

I certainly got something interesting in the meal today. We're trying to figure out what that accent is. Well, here's the thing. It's very interesting that you bring that up because he put out another video. No accent. No, he put it with the same accent. Very, very upset that people were commenting that he's Russian. He's Czech.

He doesn't reveal. He doesn't reveal. He's Jewish. He just says, I'm Jewish. He's like, I'm not Russian. I'm Jewish. He said he'll block anybody that says Russian in the comments. Sweep Israeli?

What doesn't identify is that. He just says that he is, he's really, really upset about it. I'm pissed the fuck off. I'm getting comments on my videos saying I'm Russian this, I'm Russian that when I'm really actually Jewish. This is my Jewish kippah. It's a Jewish headwear. Jews put it on their heads.

This is my fucking Jewish prayer book. Hebrew letters. My fucking Jewish prayer book has words in Hebrew and English. But he clearly has what I'm sure his mish book is very happy with the previous video about the mouse pads. Yeah. If anyone posts comments on my videos saying I'm Russian this, I'm Russian that, I don't care if you fucking subscribe to me or not.

I'll fucking block your ass permanently. Well, all questions about the pre-existing conditions are answered. There are some. Which is what we talked about at a great length. Yeah. Oh yes. What's there? Tick-tocked.

To the max. Tick-tocked syndrome. Tick-tocked. I like that. That's a diagnostic category. Tocked. Locked. And ready to rock.

I mean, there's an autistic quality, right? Oh. And there's maybe some cognitive stuff there. Well, it's interesting to make it to say I'm not Russian. I'm Jewish as if that's your country. Those are exclusive. Also, those are exclusive. Right.

Yeah. He's not quite yet that. And why it would upset him is sort of fascinating. Yeah. Oh, by the way, can you pull up the merge method site? He's not understanding. So again, he doesn't understand the social sort of distinctions. Real quick, I wanted to bring, so the people's attention, a lot of people were amazed at

how fast the two bears' hat sold out as were we. It has been reordered. It's a partnership with New Era and Minor League Baseball. So it takes a minute. Really? Yeah. Nice. So we will have those back in August, I'm told.

There's a new thick boy hat, 10 milligram Tom. There's scrum master teas. If you have earned them, you can wear them. Please. You can't wear your scrum master. I'm not wearing a scrum master. Susan, can Susan wear a scrum master? What is a scrum master?

A scrum master has the mouth open, the tongue out, certified scrum master. It means that you eat the booty. No, she's not a scrum master. Okay. So I'll have to query her whether I should wear the scrum master. Ooh, there's our learning new material about her. Thanks to you guys. Well, scrum eating starts at 60.

But I will look forward to soon. Yes. Anal starts at 50 and scrum starts at 60. Yeah. It's Bridget Clark with Charo on it. Talked, locked, and ready to rock is very popular. If you're a big talk fan, there's the YMH, like the official YMH gear, has the logo on it in all denim, in black and white, and in female cuts, as we've been asked for many

people asked for the female cut. I want more products for my show. Yeah, we can do it. Come on now. There's the mommy's friend shirt. I'm jealous. Ooh, the mask. Also male and female.

There's new mask, pig mask. If you're going to cough, leave the room. We actually asked my streaming audience what they'd want from a mask, and they kind of said, Dr. After Dark, like along the jawline, they were interested in like a small kind of. Like a subtle, like shout out. I like that. We got to write, we should talk about that real quick.

So the Charo, remember the one that we had to petition Charo, that sold out immediately. You had to go to her? I had to give her an iPad Pro to release the merch. But it was worth it. It sold out in 24 hours and has been re-stocked, so you can get that. Do you work here in Adobe? Adobe's a missing person. Did you know that?

We filed a report with LAPD, and then there's also the Christina Plea, where my mom's at Tumblr, and of course, the Koozies, save home if you're sick, come over if you're sick. The problem's making my dick stop. It's coming so far behind. I've got just the four-stroke stuff. Yeah, yeah. There's a lot of stuff.

There's a lot of stuff. Well, this was reached like, the store, as you knew it, was kind of revamped, so there's a whole bunch of new stuff. It looks like high-quality stuff, too. Yeah, there's some really good stuff in there. We were at dinner Friday night, and these servers wanted to know all about you guys. Wow. Oh, really?

Yeah. Next time I need to represent. Yeah, we got you. We got you. Or just sell it right there. Absolutely. I know, right? MerchMethod.com slash Tom Cigura.

What could you sell with Susan? Now you can sell butt plugs or... Oh, you guys are... Oh, can we do a mold of your penis and then sell that in the store? That would be fun. God, so many dudes would buy that. And ladies, ladies love Dr. Drew. I think that's a lie we're not going to cross.

What? Just take the idea home and talk about it. Well, as you boil the frog, my suspicion is you'll get what you want, because it's slowly I've drawn into your lair and whatever evil intentions you have. Let us know in the comments if you want that Dr. Drew cock-hold. How about my wife? Yeah, yeah. Well, that too.

She's willing. More useful. The badge sleeve, yeah. You can empty it out. It feels like the real thing. It's great. Susan Light. Susan Light.

I love it, man. It's always... Have her back on your pod and let's see where this goes. Are you kidding me? Because all you've done is you sort of messed up the topsoil. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Now you got to go in.

Well, that was an appetizer on where my mom's at. And now we're going to go and we're going to do... Yeah, I'm wondering as you boil her as the frog, where it goes. Yeah. She's just the beginning. Dr. Drew for mayor. I'm going to play with your booty. Yeah.

I love that guy. That's right. Anal starts at 50. I have multiple, you know, cool guys now. I want to go visit. Yeah. Who are you on? If we could find some of these guys.

Yeah. Man, he's one of them. He's one of the cool guys I like to see. We don't know... We just need to know where some of these people reside. I'd like to see... Yeah, I know. I'd like to see them in their natural habitat.

It's quite fascinating. I would like that too. It's like really like I'm a zoologist or something. Zoologist is a good word for it. Yes. And the RPC experience still stays with me. Yeah. Of course.

A year. Oh my God. It's like a year. Has it already? It was raining and it was pre-winter. No, it's probably... Maybe a little bit. Was it last fall?

What's been that like last... Well, you've seen... I remember it was cold when you went to visit him. Yeah. It was cold and rainy. And you're wearing like a long coat. But it was definitely way pre-COVID. Yeah.

We got to show the tour. Back when... Because I found the tour on my phone the other day. I thought, oh... You're right. People will... Yeah, what's up with that footage? People will want to see this.

There's parts of it. At the time, he was really upset, so we didn't want to like upset him. But now that he has his only fan site, it's on. It's on, yeah. I think so. It'll all funnel into that. It's pretty cool. It's a really eye-opening...

I wear his costumes. What? I put on some of his costumes. You do? You do? You've seen this. You haven't looked at it in a long time. Oh, that's right.

That's right. The try it out gear. I thought you'd been at home before you and Susan get down. Yeah. No, no, no. That's a whole other line that Christina might get into. You want me to come in there and then you want to have some sex real quick? Something like that.

What's his evil guy's name? The one that's a devil worshipper and stuff? Something lair? He says Lucifer's lair. Oh, Lucifer's lair. Oh, we'll recreate Lucifer's lair. Officer come dump. He has that too.

Where he puts on the police hat. Oh, my God. And he blows a whistle. He's like, officer come dump. That's the funniest. It's the best. It's the best. Officer come dump here.

Officer come dump here. Officer come dump. Does anybody actually go to his house? Do you think ever? I asked him a couple of times and he said, well, you know, different guys. I don't think so. Rest of anymore. I don't think anybody shows up.

But you and I are going to go to Perse with him. We are. Yeah. And then we're going to watch his performance in Coney Island when the COVID is over. Fuck yeah. I wish. We got to do this. That would be fun.

I'd like to see that. When I said I was going to go visit him. I did. I'm deadly serious about this too. I'll tell you this too. One of my dreams of COVID being over is actually going back to New York just to be like, it's over. This is a great city.

Let's celebrate. I want to be in New York. Let's celebrate with RPC. It's a great idea. I love it. We should do it. Yeah. Let's fly.

Let's fly together. Mint. Let's do it. Let's go to Unjet Blue and go to New York. Yeah. I like the mint. You have to apply for those single units though. Yeah.

Sing a pod. All right. I like it. Don't forget. If you get a cough, please leave the room. It's very important to manage your coughs and listen to Dr. Drew after dark. Watch it every week here on the Your Moms House podcast YouTube channel. You'll see Dr. Drew and mostly Christina with him.

It's a great show. Yes. You guys cover a lot of, I love the, you know, just the way, because that's why we love having you on here. Like just getting explanations of things. You're so articulate. You're so informed. Christina told me the truth a couple weeks ago.

What? She went, when she was saying, how do you feel? You're looking at shit corn eating and all these years of training, all these years of helping people and here you are looking at shit corn. How do you feel about that? I thought, there it is. That's their true motive. What do you think?

Taking me there. We just, you know, we do genuinely enjoy you. I enjoy you guys too. Really. I hope you don't think we're just trying to, you know, you're not just trying to, but you are actually doing that. I mean, I love to see you stunned, upset, hurt. I know that's what people like, that's what people like.

They like it. And you did it this last week on my pod. So well done. Well done. It was, I knew he would feel like really like a vision accomplished after that one. I bet you didn't go home and eat spaghetti after that. I did not. I didn't eat at all.

I couldn't eat. Yeah. That stomach was upset. That feels good to me. Yeah. Yeah. There could come a time if there's a portal opened up of worse things where the trash can will get used.

Yeah. I didn't think that was possible. You gave me a goal. I can't wait. If you want more of me at doctor.com to be an Adam of their Adam and I do a podcast every day. People are like, why don't you guys work together? We've been doing a podcast for the last 10 years together.

Thank you for listening. Yeah. And I do a stream every day too on all the platforms, YouTube and everything. You are working hard. It's kind of answering questions and COVID updating and stuff like that because people are so scared and so confused and they should be given the way stuff is being reported so I sort of make it more clinical the way we see it as physicians. Just know we don't torture people we don't really love.

I understand that. And we love you. If we were indifferent, there would be no torture. Yeah. A difference from you guys would really break my heart. Yeah. No, of course. Please text me your kid's number so I can invite him to come on the show and talk about

you. We would love to do that. Okay. All right. Dr. Drew everybody. Thanks for watching. We'll see you next week. So this is truly a conversation tonight, say let the conversation begin.

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