Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - 561 - Jamie-Lynn Sigler & Robert Iler - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Episode Date: July 22, 2020

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Well good day. Chomos. I hope you're having a good one. You guys ready for the news? You ready to get serious and break down what's going on in this upcoming election. This is the podcast for you. We will break down all the issues and we're gonna go over congressional candidates. We're gonna go over what's going on district by district across the nation. This will be a 16-hour episode and we're gonna start with limited water pressure and what's happening in Orange County. Oh my goodness, I've heard about this Tom and so many people are having miserable showers because of it.

It's true and it's not fair. It is not fair. It's not fair. You can vote. Jeff Hardy is saying that he'll increase water pressure by 40 gallons per minute. Meanwhile, Janice Harper says enough. We're wasting water and there's just nothing we can do and keep wasting water. This is an episode that's gonna be mostly like this. Well, we decided to stop offending people and be more inclusive. So I myself would like to welcome all of our non-Able-bodied and Latinx and Latinx. I'm sorry.

LGBTQIA, intersectional and asexual. Black trans lives matter. Black queer lives, gay lives. Who else am I forgetting? Non-binary lives. Lesbian lives. That's a lot of lives. Shoot. Who am I forgetting? I don't know. Everybody, you're welcome. Thank you for being here. Thank you for being here. It has come to our attention that the last few episodes have been horrific for some people to stomach.

The visuals and certainly the audio has people saying, hey, what the H? What the H? You can say heck, Tom. What the heck is going on? There's been sounds that people say they've never heard before. It's upsetting apparently to eat while listening to this show. What? Well, that's a new thing. No one's ever said that before. Message heard. We heard you. We hear you. We acknowledge you and we're gonna try to get you back. So get ready for the cleanest episode of your mom's house ever.

Let's get the show started. Heck yeah, Tom. Look at him go. Yeah. Hey, are you gonna stand up normal? Who is Randy? Don't bring anyone loving to this. Don't burn when the fuck is there. Segura Welcome to your mom's house Oh That's a really funny video. I have a really funny joke. I thought I'd share with the listeners. What's that?

What do gay horses eat? What? Hey Is that clean? Yeah. Is that a good clean joke? This is a good clean joke. I just don't want us to get flagged. Don't want to be a good girl. Yeah, I mean Was that offensive still? I mean, oh, what did the LGBTQIA? What do LGBTQIA horses eat? What? Hey I think you got to actually make the hay longer

Okay, um, so there's our first clip Is that everybody's good? All right. I hope everyone's all right. Here's I got more It's a baby laughing That could be more wholesome than a baby laughing It's the best. It's the best. Yeah. I love a baby laughing and the funny thing is when you have kids You realize that there's um There's things that you'll net you never expect them to laugh at like bouncing a ball on this and they go into Hysterical laughter. Oh, and then the next thing you do and they're like, what are you doing that for? That's stupid

Yeah, all right. All right. I thought you like I thought I made you laugh. Well, let's not pass judgment on babies Tom. Okay, wait a minute. That sounds a little baby negative We're just saying that babies are so they change. They're very mercurial. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. That's true But they're still God's angels and we are very pro baby on this show. No, we're 100 pro. I love all babies That's right of all genders and sizes. But just listening to them laugh. It's like We hope you like you knew your mom's house Hope everybody likes it for every every everybody and if you're like, hey I hope this is are you setting us up for a big misdirect?

We're then like You know now Don't he's gonna Shit onto a lady's chest or something. No Look at this panda eating I love pandas. You know what's freaky about him It kind of looks like he's wearing a mask like a guy Like the eyes look kind of human

You know, I feel like you could be like, hey man, take that off your head and then you're like, oh, shit I didn't realize their teeth were that big mean either that but they could bite right through your arm like yeah I mean, I feel like that panda's like, oh, you think it's fucking cute that I'm here Well, wait a minute. That sounds hostile against pandas You're you implying that he's aggressive You don't know that you don't know this particular panda not all pandas are aggressive tom. Are you against pandas? Is that what we're trying to say? No, I'm not against pandas. I was saying that like You know, maybe this panda anti panda

You know, I'm eating I'm eating and you think he's a Oh, gosh, cute guy and then he's like the fucking chinese keep me in here You know They led me to you for a week, but they're gonna take me back and make me go to work Well, no I thought they always They always don't they live there China aren't they native to china?

Sure our pandas native to china uh This would be a google search. Yeah, let me just confirm that real quick. We sure we want this to happen How long is this gonna fucking take? Giant pandas and bears are native to china got it like exactly what I said though. Yep confirmed But so when I said it, it wasn't crazy. I was actually correct, right? Mm-hmm. It's good to almost good to have you back. We're so last week almost last week you uh, you weren't here

And it was great. It was one of our best episodes ever Yeah, new nadov did a really good better better nadov better nadov better nadov is what we called zolo is just as a joke so, um Pandas, okay, so let me So I I would love to get to the story because what I remember was We did two bears and you're like, I'm gonna need some time off and I was like, okay and then When we did your mom's house, you just weren't there

But then you also didn't call And nobody could find you for three days. Oh, I thought I thought we talked I thought the talk that we had on two bears was the talk and you're like, yeah Are you serious take whatever time you need and I thought that was the You don't think it's weird though that like I did say take whatever time you need is true. So I'm not calling you out on that, but you don't think it's weird that That the day the first day you decided to take off you you just You didn't call or when it was the day we tape your mom's house

We kind of needed you here that didn't cross your mind I mean, it did but another thing that crossed my mind was tom signing off on my Personal time off. So I thought I he said take it whenever you want and so I was like, yeah But usually there'd be like so I'm gonna start that tomorrow, you know, which I did. Yeah You get to give notice though. You got to tell us explicitly. Okay. So what did you do? Where did you go for three days? Yeah, why couldn't you even answer your phone? um

Wait, I was doing the thing That helps me recharge the most. Okay nature It started there. It started with a drive a drive into nature. Okay And then I made a detour and I went to Morongo casino And then I was there for For a couple days straight. How was that?

I want to say it was recharging, but I lost a lot of money. Really? Yeah, it didn't go well Like I I used to gamble a lot and then I kind of took a break because it was getting away from me Getting away from yeah, that's an in good phrase. It's a soft language phrase and and so then uh I was like, oh, let's like do stuff that used to make me happy And then I remembered how gambling didn't make me happy, but then once you get into it. It's kind of hard to get out of it Until like, uh, I noticed a lot of people coughing around in the casino

So I kind of bounced out but then I have some Degenerate gambling friends that directed me to some poker rooms and stuff like I was pretty much awake for A few days most of the time that you haven't seen me since last and you feel recharged No, no, no, I'm saying I I planned it wrong Oh, I like if anything I came back at a deficit from when you last saw great and a lot A lot of money is now gone. Oh good. I got into stocks too. That's a kind of gambling. That's fun You're doing day trading stuff. Oh, yeah, how's that going? Not well Not well at all. Did you what's your strategy? What's your what's your uh strategy for it's not very good because I'm not a big reader

I don't like reading. Oh boy. So what I do is I go on the internet Where degenerate gamblers have also found the stock market And then I see posts on what they say to buy and you just do that And then I flip a coin on whether or not I should do it or not And I I flipped wrong every time so far. Okay, and then there was the ufc 251 that came up bet wrong on that on every single fight. Yeah on every fight. Yeah Maybe you're not good at that. You know, yeah, but boy is it fun. It's fun You get a like a adrenaline rush out of it. Yeah, like there's a feeling you get right before you think you're about to win

Uh, which is what I do it for and then what's the feeling right before you think you're gonna win. It's like, oh Like that. Mm-hmm. Yeah Um, and so I had that and then whoever I bet on got knocked out Yeah, that sounds good. It sounds like a good use of time I like it. I mean, yeah, I think I don't know if I could get an advance on uh On like a couple of paychecks coming up, but I definitely owe people my I just don't want anyone showing up here I feel like you guys don't want you need uh some up dog

What's up dog? What's up? What's up with you dog? I Missed this That was fun though. You have to admit. That was a lot of fun. Yeah, I deserve that one. Um Better Nadav was great and better Nadav is Zolo. Yes Um, are you gonna keep calling him that now that I'm back? Yeah, I think so. Do he googles so fast He does google like we wanted to see something boom. It was up. Yeah, I just Confirmed that pandas are from our native to china. Yeah, but that took so long better. Nadav could do that way faster

That was like five mississippi's tops Um speaking of you being back and us having to deal with that. We also have the clip From the security cameras. We had that pulled of when you told Zolo aka better Nadav Um that you deleted the episode of your arms out. Do you want to watch it? Yeah, I'd love to relive that nightmare with you guys. Here we go. There it is Is the yelling at Nadav and the one image is gonna come back Well, I like that you said I don't think I've done anything this stupid But I also find it curious that you're laughing. Yeah humorous that you did that. What's so funny?

I mean, it's not funny. You lost us a bunch of downloads of views No, yeah I agree. It's not funny that you're laughing Well, I mean I laugh I laugh a lot and I second clip Look twice before you hit a button that says delete forever, you know He's joking about it I like you, huh? Yeah, dude, it's uh, that's all I'm good at. Like I fucking I hate fucking Like it ruins my day

I don't even know if I've done something stupid I said, I don't even know if I've done something stupider right and I like that too. Yeah, I like that too I just feel like you're it's still too late I I wanted to see anguish and I can you hear how better Nadav reacts. Well, I mean that's I like better than I think what you guys are registering as like cheerful jovial laughter Is actually very intense nervous laughter Mm-hmm Like that's that's you two guys don't hear fear in those chuckles

No, look at you smiling. Look tom big smile. Does that make you angry again? It makes me angry again It's a defense mechanism guys. It's not it's not real. I'm not happy that I Have that that's the dumbest thing I've ever done Oh That girl it's a girl signing to her Postal worker. Oh, it's so sweet. So sweet. This is uh Such a sweet thing says the good news movement. Yeah. Oh, are you getting mad and that's why you I'm done talking All right, sorry

I think we need to reissue another form of punishment for an adult because now after seeing that video I'm angry again, and I don't feel as though you're you haven't repented enough and you took off and he goes to the Hachanga or whatever Manchego fucking Casino you want to feel better? Yeah It's a bear using nonchalance, I know That's silly Oh, that's so silly

Oh, how funny ha ha ha you know what tom what if this was america's funniest home videos Yeah, we'd be like this bear thinks he's a ninja. Yeah, what's the um the caption that the stupid bad joke on that one Yeah, no, it's some version of that for sure Um ninja later buddies or whatever. Yeah ninja. I think for you Nandov Are you still talking to him? I would like you to wear a dunce cap And I'm gonna have Zolo, but I'm sorry better than a dove make you a dunce cap and you're gonna have to wear it for the next Episode. All right, you like that one? Sure Fine, um, okay, so

This oh this one's kind of sweet here watch this Okay, so I have some neighbors that I've like never talked to before but they have a slip and slide in the backyard right now You know what the kids are playing and I'm just gonna go out there and ask if I can uh play with them Hi, can I play? Yeah How sweet I know Oh, that's fun seven slides are the best so they were all really nice and I thought it was funny. Um, and I made friends with all of them I

Like it feels good. Does that I like it. Do you feel better? Yeah, this is like now I get it some of the people are like Hey, why do you have that lady? Putting the coin in her ass shitting in it Posting eating it and there's stuff like this out there. That's so true town. We can play clips like this from now on Yeah, this could be like our exclusive lane Just fun like light clips Yeah, feel good that make you smile Like what's wrong with that? Why can't that be the show? I know right? We're always playing such devastating

Horrific things. I mean, why can't this be our lane? Yeah, I'm trying I just The darkness inside me is percolating though. Really? You want to see a silly side of the force you want to see a silly prank that would be fun to do sure check this out This is the uh See the prank yeah I like it The guy in the box prank So basically it's a guy and he's he disguised it so it looks like he's carrying a man in a box

But it's really just him It's fun and it's light And it's funny. No, why can't you laugh at that? I don't know. I don't feel Funny, do you miss doing comedy? Yeah, you know who one of my favorite comedians is who this guy Chris rock is a first level grade Comedian I am better than chris rock chris rock cannot if nowhere near as funny as I am I am the best comedian in the world chris rock You you're nowhere near my level of comedy

First of all without even Seeing some of your stuff sir. I would say I like your confidence Confidence is real big in comedy. It is you got to believe in yourself He doesn't have teeth and he doesn't care. Well, you know what? He's got the he's got a couple ymh check boxes It's got the under the Framing framed up you got mold on the ceiling which you don't always get In every clip. That's true. I do

I prefer a moldier Ceiling can I just tell you he's disgusting and he's got food on his shirt that if I had never pursued comedy I think I would kind of be like this guy. Yeah Like if I just stayed working at granger It's a good job. I'd be making videos be like i'm better than chris rock I'm funny and make all the guys laugh in the warehouse every day I don't even think this guy goes to a job in the warehouse. I think he's after fred willard has passed away today at age of 86

Yeah, I just saw the breaking news on that breaking you bye. Oh, that's the whole clip That's it. He does have a beard like yours. I know it. Well studying you those those were done Looks like pretty far apart, but he has a cool. I like that. He goes to the same area to film They're separate But that's he's like, uh, we're gonna shoot. Let's go to the Consistency and it's good to be backlit. One thing you want is light behind behind you so that it blows you out Yeah, I wish he would have um Like the chris rock statements a bold statement

You know, yeah, most like comedy kind of sores would Put him as like a chris rock is like a top three of all time. Sure. Sure. Yeah But I mean, I would have been like and here's a clip of my awesome stand up Well, I wanted to see yeah Let's hear a joke. Does he have something to sample because you can't just say I'm better and then not have anything to back it up Oh, okay. There's no stand up. I was willing to give him a shot because I prefer I like his cockiness I like the arrogance. Yeah, I was kind of fun. It's kind of fun anyways

Can can we please talk about The red table talk. Oh, yeah, this is a few weeks ago. Um, oh m jeans so the the the smiths the jada pinkett smiths Have been doing this red table talk show For uh, for a while First of all, you should know if you don't know if you're a listener or viewer There's always been rumors. I mean, you've probably heard some of them if you haven't I'm saying there's always been rumors about

um About the smiths right will smith and jada pinkett smith and their relationships. Yeah, there's always been like people saying that You know, they have open relationship and I don't know all this stuff anyways She's been doing the show with sometimes her mother her children gammy with her mom gammy and her kids and willow Yeah, and they talk about like Life and philosophy but can't tell you that it's so embarrassing because will uh willow Will say things that are just so like like a 20 year old talking and you're so embarrassed for them

And as a mom, I would be like dude, shut the fuck up. Trust me. I'm gonna protect you here Yeah, do not want this stuff out in the world right because she came out as uh Polly, she was like I can I would have a boyfriend and a girlfriend and you're like But so red table talk is it's a favorite of mine for sure And will doesn't always join But he joined on this one. Well, this is one on one and I guess I don't know if it just if uh If the august guy

He came out he came out and said so august came out and and he said that I had a relationship with jada and that will Gave his blessing. He gave his blessing. So that opened up a bunch of questions. Like what does that mean? Like do they have an open marriage? What Or do they swing like what is going on? And so they sat down around the red table And she explained her relationship with this gentleman august right who's a lot younger We don't want to play it for you because like I could get copy written flag But just know all you have to do is you know type that in uh

Jada pink Smith will smith red table talk But the one of the my favorite parts of this conversation Is she makes reference to she goes, you know, we were going through this thing We were done with each other. We were done and they're both acknowledging it and she goes and then I got into this entanglement With august and then she's repeated it and then thankfully because everybody watching like entanglement He goes entanglement. You mean relationship. She's like, yeah But it's like that it's that thing that people do When they've done something and they don't want to say it, you know, they don't say the word because you're less accountable

like if you don't say that word it's like you know, I uh I I went into this place and uh, I got myself into a situation. Well, what happened? Well, I robbed it. Yeah That's what criminals say. I pulled a gun on them. I mean like you got into a situation I mean, you just say I robbed the place, you know Well, yeah, they do say or or people that go, you know, I was hanging out with girl one thing led to another and now she's pregnant Like that not one thing led to another. You know it Exactly what I know

But the end so so entanglement you watch this you watch the two of them pull you pull back up Fuck this Better than a dog would not have taken down. Look at this still. So this is this is them poor will smith looks broken Right. He's looking down at the table. He's like, fuck. I can't believe my wife is talking about banging another dude Yeah, why would you have to share so embarrassing? Just keep this at home, man Except the number one keep it home number two the language that both of them use Yeah, like she'll be like it was an entanglement that I had to learn and grow from and then we everybody grew

As the togetherness and the couple from and you're like, bitch, what are you? This is so it's it listen. I'm I love therapy. I'm a huge proponent of getting into it But also like there's a level of bullshit. Now level. This is the ultimate level. Let's just call it what happened So he dumps her will smith and jay to break up. They're married. They're married, but I'm saying five years ago He dumped her. Well, I didn't dump her. They were like She's they both say that they were in you know, they were done with each other like they were done. They're done Okay, so then she hooks up with this young hottie They bang and then he probably is like i'm over it, you know, or she's over whatever and they split up

And that's what happened like you felt You felt unattractive you felt like your husband kicked you to the curb. This thing just seems humiliating like You can tell that they're both like let's be growing up and talk about it Oh, my god It feels like it's humiliating for both but that the humiliation doesn't register as much For her because she's such a malignant narcissist but He he you can tell is like i'm trying to be cool about that but you can see it in his face. He's broken

Yeah, he's like he's like Why are we talking about this? I feel like if this has happened in your marriage like shut up Don't exactly. Why are you embarrassing your husband and bringing out your private? sex like who cares this is like It's terrible Like it's terrible to watch actually it is terrible to it was hard to watch but the entanglement was the best Entanglement it's just such you know what it reminds me of this actually reminds me of it's like, you know We talked about like super famous people are super weird. Yeah, and like when garth and trish

Do their videos and you're like this is so phony. You know what it is is that jada and will are Better shit talkers. It's the same level of bullshit. Yeah the way that they dress it up Makes it seem more accessible and you're like, oh, maybe this isn't it's the same bullshit. It's the same phoniness It's just they know how to do the dance, you know in a better way, you know, it's there's a there's more artistry to their bullshit They're a little more sophisticated With laying and then like yeah, and then I felt empowered by what I like the fuck are you talking about? Like you're just saying nonsense

Yeah, you broke up in your marriage for a minute and you fucked a hot young guy I learned and then the growth because the the stars aligned and I felt this shift This shift in my spirit. I'm like, huh? You got some young hot. You mean some guy fucking ragdolled you. Yeah Good for you. Enjoy it. Split your back and half You're like, I haven't nutted that hard in decades Yeah, and then you got back with your husband and then you felt bad about yeah Yeah, getting with the hot young guy and a fucking story such bullshit. It's there's no personal growth

It's just you know the level of bullshit. It's just come on. You're fucked up. I've got to you know the faggot king You've got like starting now because this is a cookery program You see you've got 30 seconds to explain to me all about faggots more about black country of cooking Right without mentioning the word black country whites Here in the the area as I say, we are very famous for our faggots and peas and uh In this particular area of the black country, uh, that's one the faggots and peas are as though Yorkshire put it is to Yorkshire and we're very proud of the traditional black country food of faggots and peas Faggots and peas as created by the king are precisely that oh wonderful wonderful things and they're so wonderful

I'm gonna have a little taste of them if I may they look really good Faggot manufacturer and faggot eater always of course wears a silk beretire neatly double-rested blazer stuff like that I Have to say the those faggots don't look very appetizing They don't they look like turds in a ball. I don't like it I would not eat a faggot So I got some peas, you know, it's it feels very childish But what we learned from our last episode

Uh, there's a lot of uk listeners. We're like, yeah, this is standard here, man I never knew about these are very common Do you have them everywhere? They're a staple of our society Are they just sausages? I don't know This one's probably funny faggot king I think chopping up gay people and putting them no, what are you talking about? Jesus

I don't understand. What do you not understand? It's food. I'm just kidding gosh I hope they don't serve retarded sausages Fade of retarded people Ta ta they're retarded I'm just saying So much for our wholesome episode what happened how much how long did we go over 30 minutes? Oh, wow Damn it In the sink over there, you won't believe this. There's about 11 plates of half-eaten faggots

I haven't been too successful this morning doing the simple task of Spooning delicious mushy peas onto a plate very simple round plate with a wonderful faggot on it I can you imagine you come home from a really hard day's work and find a room smelling of lovely hot faggots Okay, what is this from? I mean, I see this bbc the seron bbc Well, what is it like a a cooking show or something? Who is this guy? Hey, yeah, you know, they're just uh, you know, it's like one of those uh, uh, this is like a 2020 type of deal I mean, is it really something like that? Yeah, it's like a it's like a news show and they're doing a segment where it's like let's see the biggest, uh

F word manufacturer Oh, that's the biggest manufacturer something like that Like they're they they make some of the youth's most favorite right there in the town of cook or cockery or whatever And this is it literally is it's like Yorkshire. Yeah, they're the kings of it. Yeah Wow That's great. Lovely hot faggots. Okay Well, that's enough. That's very juvenile and that's enough So

Oh, so he almost got our bikes stolen I gotta tell you this was one of the strangest things, you know We have a couple cruisers and a few months ago we got e-bikes, which I cannot endorse enough. They're so fun Yeah, it's so fun changed our lives. Yeah, it's so fun. It's like the lazy fat way to ride a bike Yeah, yeah, you ride a bike, but then you don't have to try and it's really fun And it's it's great for like that That mild to mild like thing you want to like you need to get something done instead of getting in the car You know, if it's like not that far they're they're fantastic

so anyway We had a problem with one of the seats and then the cruisers are older So we we call this dude from like a mobile bike company to like Which was hold on the second guy the first guy. This is amazing The first guy I found on yelp and I called him and goes great text me the picture of the bike and what's wrong I do he goes. I he goes. All right. I'll come by tomorrow. I'll go what time he goes Let me get back to you. I gotta look at my schedule. I go great Day goes by week and goes by I don't hear from him. I text him again. Hey, man

When do you think you come look at my bikes? Oh, yeah, I gotta look at my schedule and get back to you again Never gets back to me. So I find a new guy. This the whole bike Fixing industry is kind of tick-tocked. You know what I mean? Yeah, so okay. So we find this other guy on yelp find the other guy in yelp and I come I was out I come home and he's standing up there and you know, he's got his mask on and He's just real thin dude like like slight build like almost you're like, hmm You're something else going on. Um, he's like low t-cell He's like he's like, hey man. Yeah, so these over here and he starts really talking in circles

about like what these bikes need and I was like Okay, and he's like super sweaty. Yeah, he's like, you know, this right here you got because you got how long ago How many miles you think are on this bike and I was like a hundred. I don't know He's like, yeah, it's like right around 80. You want to kind of break them in you have kind of the rotation Some of the things kind of get loose up and you got to move the I can see that you need a little break adjustment on this one here and you got to do all these This thing here the alignment's kind of off on this one. He's like really and I was like, okay. Okay, man Yeah, and I'm like, well, he started talking to me first when I was with the two kids alone

And he's like, yeah, yeah, we're the bikes. Let me get you down there and okay All right, so what you got to do with this one and I was like, I got to go I got two babies inside. Let me take care of my husband will be here in a minute I couldn't even handle the guy. He's he tired me out. He starts telling me all this stuff, right? And he's loading like he's taking the bikes out of our garage and he's putting them like on this truck And I go so what what's going to be done? He gives me that long ass speech like running in circles And I was like, okay, I go how much is it? He's like normally man, you know And he starts saying numbers and he's like, but for you, I'll do it for this

He's like cutting it down. I'm like, okay, and then as I'm talking to him I go like this guy's going to steal these bikes And and I just was like, you know what? I'm just gonna let him steal Like I didn't want to deal with him. I was like about to be like, I don't fucking trust you Um, he's like, you know, we need to deposit and I was like, I'm gonna pay this guy to steal my bikes right now So I gave him cash and I was like have fun with my bikes and my money because I'm not getting this back Yeah, and I just I actually accepted it. I was like, I was to be just the day that I pay the guy to steal our bikes Um

Because you do you had a sense that he needed them more than we did. Yeah, I don't know and he was just like a problem I could be like this guy's such a problem. I don't know I know and then I go talks too much. Well, when can I get him back? And he's like, um, you know He's like unsure and I go I go well I try to ride that one like every day or you know close to it. So How how soon can I get it back? And he goes I mean, I get you that one back on sunday. Is that cool? And I was like, okay, sure

So then sunday comes around and it's sunday afternoon and I realized oh, I didn't heard from him So I call him no answer and then I text him no answer and I was like, oh, yeah, I was right I I paid that guy to steal our bikes and then monday Nothing Tuesday I go, hey man What's he answers the phone? He's like, hello? I go, hey

He's like, who is this and I go tom he goes tom who I go tom segura. He goes Where do I know you from? I go, I don't know fucking netflix. You know me from my house dummy You have four of my bikes, but And he goes where you live and I tell him and he's like All right, right. I go you were gonna bring it on sunday My bike and he goes I had something happen, man, and I go Okay, so Can I still have my bikes back?

And he goes, yeah, I could probably I think I gotta get the one part for the thing Do you want yours back like today? I go, how about all four? He goes, well, I gotta get that part. I go could I have it tomorrow? And he goes, yeah, I think I could do that I go, can you answer texts though? So I don't have to like wonder and he's like somebody should have texted you I go, yeah you You're the one I interact with you Fucking tweaker. Yeah, such a fucking man. I hope we get our bikes back. So what do you think? Do you think we're gonna get our bikes back?

I'm about 50 50 I'm about 50 50. I don't know. He's got good yelp reviews. I mean the guys weird man It is hey, but I'm telling you everybody in the bike world is kind of a lunatic Remember where we got the bikes from they're weird that guy was weird as fuck too bike people are just weird I know just weird. Hey, I was thinking um I wanted to do that Do you want to do that? What is that? Oh, but I wanted to bring up your cool breakfast idea. We were eating. Yeah

We like to go we have breakfast outdoors in this place near our house And uh tom and I here's the deal. I know that tom wants to look at hot girls. Okay And hey, hold on Okay So I don't want to be Delusional I know that you want to look at ladies. So I like to do this thing where I go Oh my god. Look at look at that big camel toe. Like you can see her. Yeah, she's like look at that girl's puss right now I'm like jesus. All right. It was very meaty because a lot of these girls walk around

But she's like look look and I'm like I I mean I kind of see it. I'll give me to stare at her box. She's like, yeah Okay, because this one girl these girls wear these lululemon yoga pants and it makes their vaginas look very meaty And I was like, well, you probably would want to look anyways this this way I give you permission to get a good gander at her meaty puss And you know, I don't you don't get in trouble for looking you don't have to pretend like you're not right Yeah, I like it and then we decide we could take it to another level Just to give me like, you know, I'm I'm in a monogamous relationship. But just to give like a little Flavor, you know a little like a little spark of fun where it's like kind of flirting

But it's harmless. And so what I do is I see one of these girls Right and I see them while I'm eating so I'll eat and then I'll be like, hey You know I'm trying to eat this breakfast my dick's all hard from looking at you over here And I just see how they react, you know And it's like it's something you can do too. You can do it and you can do it and it gets

women appreciate it is from what I've seen And um, it's also as prior gets you laid Oh, definitely. Yeah, and you don't have to say it like you don't have to do what I did You could be like you could be uh, you can go uh, you know, I was about to take this last bite But your tits are so big I decided to wait a second You know, yeah Well, it's nice ladies like like to hear when they look good and I would take it as a compliment

You could you could go like Hey, um You know I was wondering what your pussy looks like but now I could see it with those pants on So I'll have to wonder no more No more. Yeah And they'll be like, oh my god like it's how it's a good way to like start a conversation with someone Yeah, and I think you know where it would really work is like hooters Oh, yeah, because they're kind of inviting you to look go to hooters and be like, you know, I was going to get the wings

I'm over here. My dick's all stiff I Well, we just thought wouldn't that be the coolest way to talk to ladies dude, it is the coolest way to talk to ladies Like there's no question. You would score so many bitches You're just waiting to if you're not doing that you're just not getting laid. Yeah Because you're gonna play the number somebody's gonna be like, wow, thanks. Yeah, they're gonna be like, no, are you really hard? And then you can go like, why don't you reach down there and find out Why don't you reach down to your mouth? Yeah, yeah, because I was thinking what would be the coolest thing you could say

To somebody like the coolest thing. Yeah, there's a bunch of cool things. We just covered Yeah, like if I was your waitress. Yeah, and you'd be like, I I'm trying to I'm trying to drink this drink Your tits are spilling into them. Yeah. Yeah, you know, and I feel like that's neat. Thanks, sir And when she goes, uh, can I get you anything else? You could be like, uh, yeah, you could sit all the way down on my cock because it's super Hard from staring at you I'm just like, oh my god, really? And I didn't know you were gonna offer and then you're like, yeah Thank you

It's listen if if you feel like you're getting late enough then don't try it Okay, yeah Yeah, you got meaty puss Yeah, yeah, it's just true though because as a as an older couple like we are now, you know People people look so much better than us. Yes. I think it's important to acknowledge when you see like Yeah, better looking people. You're like, oh my god. You should tell them. Yeah, that's a really good idea Take action. You go, hey, can I tell you something? My pussy's all sloppy looking at you. Let me tell you something. I'm uh, I know I'm a little older than you

But I was thinking that I don't think you'll fuck me, but I'm not sure Will you like that I'm not sure my no my wife and I are trying to we're having a debate over we were debating about She doesn't think you'll fuck me, but I said that you would What will you like that and get into an entanglement get yeah You want to I'd like to get my jizz entangled in your cube hairs And then just see how it goes. All right. There's just things you can try or you can just not say anything to anybody Do you think top dog? I'm gonna be stupid. What do you think top dog would think about? You're getting chicks method. I don't know. He's got a way with the ladies too

You want to ask him? Always All right, I'll ask him Oh and then What? We can get him on that one Oh, yeah Let's see We're doing bridge

Is it bridge time? Might be too early for bridge. I don't know Hello, hey dad Hey buddy, how you doing? Good. How's it going, man? So sweet. Oh good. Just Hey join another day in COVID-19 heaven here. Yeah, that's great. Let me guess. What's mom doing? Playing bridge Hey, mom So I was wondering we were trying to give advice to these younger guys, you know

About like talking to women and so one of the things I told them is like if you're like at an outdoor patio place You're eating you see a girl across the place like why not try something like hey, um, you know I'm trying to eat my lunch here But my dick's all hard from looking at you You know, I I'm not sure that would be the great opening line I would use Uh First of all, you could probably see it from across the street. Anyway, okay Yeah, I would I would try something

smoother What would you try? I would say I'd say Are those straps strong enough to keep your boobs up? Okay that might that might work and I like it does the Underwiring your bra set off the metal detectors in the airport. Okay. Well, that's a mouthful

Well, you know, there's definitely a mouthful right there Whoo Those are some of the What guys what guys say to themselves when they take back down that God you look at that they go you gotta be shitting me. Okay. Yeah. Yeah That's what they say. What do you think women if women knew what we really said about them? Yeah How do you think that play? I mean, I think some of them know um

But I think some of them would be horrified and and they would either accept it or they would just yeah They would just live in horror and fear. I think it I think they'd be horrified if they knew If they knew we wanted to hit them on the head with a hammer tie them up Put them in the trunk bury them in the desert. Yeah, they would be really effective Yeah, I mean, oh my god, you know and and then when you're on the elevator and this Drop dead gorgeous woman gets on, you know, she's got legs up to her, you know shoulders and Everybody pretends like they don't even notice. Yeah, I know

I know. Hey, by the way, I want to get you some up dog Some up buddy some up dog What's up dog? Not much. What's up with you dog? That's like a fourth grade joke Fourth grade at least maybe fifth. I don't know. I'm not sure which one I know I know. All right. Look. Oh, by the way Well, I guess I can't really ask you that because you live with that buddy. Oh, we were playing this we were gonna talk about this Scenario about whether we would rather spend a week with mom or a week with my aunt Blanca

Like if you had to be like hold up with one and then which you know, like I guess That's an easy one for me. My Jesus A week with aunt Blanca Well, we were saying that it's it's do you we were talking before that it's either do you want to kill yourself or someone else? Week a whole week a whole week. Yeah. Oh my oh my god. We should break that down now. All right. I love you I'll call you later. Okay Wow, I can't believe he critiqued the up dog joke as being fourth or fifth grade humor That was such a relief that he got to do that. That was the best moment. Yeah, that was so much fun. Yeah

Um, so here's the scenario we were talking about so my mom. Yes My mom does um If we just spend a week with her what mom likes to do is she likes to provoke Right. She likes to start. She's a professional Shit mixer. Yeah, that's that's so so they I do something and why do you do that? Yeah, she wants to infuriate you. Yeah, she likes to poke until you're like And then what I realized took me like 38 years to realize if you just go like, oh

I'll ignore that person like I would ignore somebody like walking down the street yelling things right like a homeless person Yeah, yeah, if I ignore her then she's like, oh, she's deflated. Yeah. Yeah. She has no ammunition She's like, you didn't take the bait. Yeah, but a week with her. She would get you she would get you in a week But here's what you do. Here's what I do with your mom when they visit Is I physically disengage when I sense that she's looking for the fight I physically go to another room and then some other sucker walks in and takes her bait So as long as I just keep moving around there's always another sucker willing to listen. That's true But if it's just but in this if this scenario, it's just you

Alcohol, I would just get her drunk. Yeah drunk help drunk is good. I'd feed her wine for breakfast Yeah, I had to do a week with her and candy. But my aunt what she can do is just Break you fucking down in this slow Deliver like remember I told you about like when I was we were gonna move and she was like, where are you moving? How far away does it have furniture yet? What will you do with the furniture here? Do you cut the grass yourself? Will you bring someone else to do it? Well, how are you when you live in the place who will move it?

Will you move some will help people come help you and it's like the questions and the questions and the questions It's death by a thousand paper cuts. Yeah, and you just start to go like, I don't know. I don't know I don't know. I don't know. I don't know anything and that's like in five minutes You know one time I made the mistake I was very hungry and I baked spaghetti squash for myself And you cut it in half and then you take a fork and you rake the squash Right. Now she had never seen it before and it was blowing her fucking mind apart. Yeah How do you do this? Yeah, I show me what is this vegetable? How do you do that?

I was like, I I'm gonna kill myself. She has like opinions on you know, I mean like on everything So then like you're making eggs and she's like, are you using olive oil? And you're like, yeah And she's like, do you know that there is a study that says if you cook with olive oil That it's not good for and you're like, I don't I'm just using it. I don't care if I die like And then like and then like you put some is that salt? Yeah Do you know that this sodium that you can oh You have more than 180 milligrams of sodium. You're like, I don't care. I don't care. I don't mind it Are you putting ice in it? Did you know that if you put too much ice in it?

That can change your metabolism. I'm already annoyed. So Yeah, so our scenario basically goes if we with either and then we decided that it just means do you want to kill yourself or someone else? Because Blanca will drive you to suicide because you're like, there's no way out everything's closing in on me The walls are coming. Yeah, there's no way out of this and my mom would drive you to homicide because you'd kill her. Yeah Yeah So it's like, what are you more comfortable? How do your uncle and your dad stay married to these? They're just checked out They're checked out in different ways You know like the stuff that

The stuff that makes myself and my two sisters want to kill my I go like and scream at my mom my dad just like And you're like, how are you like it because he's not paying attention. Yeah, he's not listening He's not letting it get to him And I think it's like natural you're just like, how are you not a once a mom? I I was with him and I go Have you never beaten mom? And he was like what's that and I was like, how have you never like just fucking put her through a window? And he's just like, well, you know, buddy, you got it Like his own

I'm like, I don't understand. We all want to fucking kill her. How do you not want to kill her and he's like, yeah, you know Well, interestingly enough I saw britney furlong posting a tiktok today of her and tommy lee And it was she goes in order for a marriage to work one of you has to be crazy and one of you has to be boring Boring and crazy go well together That's interesting and I think that's what we have with your uncle and top dog boring I'm saying yeah, like the chill the chill ones And the women are just out of their fucking minds out of their minds

Maybe out of their minds. Maybe they're entertained by yeah. No, that's another element of it. It's like, yeah, you know Sure, it's like they're with these people who they're like You know, there's something about them something about them Intrigues them excites them, you know, it's so true because you always see good guys With like controlling bitches or psychobitches psychos That's so weird. Get some going man. I'm crazy. I'm I'm I'm different, but I don't hurt you and stuff, right? No, no Thank you to everybody by the way supporting the store There's so many new designs and you've let us know

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I'm very excited that you're here. I love you guys It's so bizarre because I know we know your actors and stuff, but I'm like it's meadow and it's Yes, I know I bet it's It's weird just I can't understand like it being weird for some people that have never met us to see us together But rob and I were talking recently like I don't even think about sopranos when I'm with him ever really, I mean if it's certain Conversations come up, but like he doesn't remind me like he's a completely separate thing to me

Do you guys do you do the thing now like because we're about to get into it before Like we started I was like, I just save it like but you know, I think about how Like all of us and anybody who moves out here, you know, you go on auditions for things and you're just whatever It's a commercial. It's a show something, you know, most things you don't get some things you do and you're like, okay And then when something like it's not like that it got on the air, but when it becomes like iconic like years later people still Talk about it. Like I mean, you know, there's a devoted Cult like I mean it's so celebrated. Yeah, I've watched it multiple times. Yeah, isn't it like Does it do you sit back and you go like holy shit? Like this is like this is an amazing thing that I got to be a part of

Not not until later Like I was I did uh joey ds podcast and I was telling him like On thursday, I would be in the park with my friend drinking forties like smoking blunts and then on Friday I'd be on a plane with the cast to the emmies Go like emmies red carpet win the emmy be on stage fly back monday and then monday night I'd be back at the park drinking forties and smoke and now I'm like what the fuck Like that's so crazy. But at the time I didn't miss a beat did did I mean could especially because it's so different To be a famous adult versus a famous kid, right?

Like I remember I don't remember being in school being like it wouldn't be crazy to be like a Singer in school like when you right, you know, I mean like like so Like it was if you're 16 and you're famous like kids flip out like they're your peers and they're like you're fucking on It was different for us. It was kids didn't know about soprano And it was also too we were we were filming in new york And so it was it felt like if it when we would come Like rob said to la for like the award shows and stuff was when it would almost feel like oh This is this is something because it was such an isolated experience. It felt like on the set

I don't think until season three and four Like when it really started to feel much bigger It just felt like more like a an amazing job that we love to do And we were still getting to come back and do it, but it didn't I I think like rob didn't get treated any differently by my friends or anything because it didn't mean anything to them Right and plus when you're in it, you don't really realize the phenomena of it, right? Like you're just you're just doing it and then someone is like this thing is huge and you're like what? But we would we would come to like kids awards in la and I felt like an outcat

Like there I would be like outside smoking a cigarette and kids would have like frosted tips and like And you're like what the fuck is like it just felt so and me and her would just that's how we got Extremely close because we were always like the kids and always, you know, like we always stayed together And it was it was when we would come out here. There was something up like we're like what's going on It was different. I mean, but you guys grew up around A very adult show. I mean the harshest Show it has to have affected you somehow, right seeing all that, you know, it was such a like all my memories of

filming are like Are of laughter and fun and silliness even on the heaviest days because You know still to this day some of our robinites closest friends are we're members of the crew like it was just such a true Family and I think like through the whole time it just felt like such a great ride and now I'm 39 years old and I'm watching it for the very first time That's amazing and I'm like

Holy shit like I was part of like that It felt good and it felt great. Are you right now? I'm in the Episode 10 season. I'm at pine barons season three, which I know I'm excited for because I do remember a little bit of that episode when Tony seriko and michael are stuck in the snowy woods Chasing the rush and that's what I'm up to. That was good. That was good. Yeah, and you've watched or never No interest or no So we would at the premieres They would have us sit down and watch the first episode of the first two and that's all I've ever seen

And you're not interested in watching it at all No, and I was at my friend's house when the finale happened And they set up like a screen like an outdoor screen for everyone to watch and like 10 minutes before like this just isn't it's not working You can't see so I was sitting inside and everybody came inside and put on inside So I went outside to like avoid it and I just like smoked a joint with my friend At that point though, is everybody like bothering? I mean, are they all asking you a million questions? My friends Like people It depends like if you went to jerk to like a mall in jersey. It's over. It's over. Yeah

Like if you go to like a pizza like a pizza place or like some it's great But then you could go like I remember when the show was Big I went down to Florida and there was nothing like it was Yeah, I was down there for a whole week and no one said it worked. Wow. That's interesting Really east coasty like Italian yeah, New York is but then out here it was out here. It was big too. And I know like I would I Did ds tell you all his stories? They're so fun. I watched ds all but you but like I told you about being like So he has like a dead ringer for uh big pussy big pussy. Yeah

And at the time to like because when I met him I was like is that the guy from the like I thought he was Yeah, and he was like dog He said that he he's like he's like people just would buy me meals and since Joey didn't feel like correcting them. He would just eat those meals, of course Yeah, and they'd be like I love you in the sopranos. He'd be like appreciate it and he's just gonna eat his his food I said it happened all the time as long as he was being polite and like making Vinny seem nice. There's nothing wrong Oh, he was like posing for pictures everywhere. Yeah, I've had that I've had that same thing happen to me where somebody asked me for an autograph and I gave it to them

And then they looked at it and made a face and they thought I was michael j fox Yeah, I swear and and I was like oh and it was so awkward and they were like wrinkled up the thing and just threw it away That's hilarious. I was like, I had it in montreal at the comedy festival Where I hadn't I hadn't had a special out yet and these guys were like dude And I was like, what's up? They're like, I can't believe you're here and I was like, yeah And I was like the fuck's going on and then I realized after because I ran into dan harmon Like the creator right of community and people were like flipping out. I was like, oh Like we're both fat and bearded. All right. Yeah, like that's what happened. Everybody was like you're here and I was like, yeah

I'm here. What the fuck you talking about and they asked me to sign shit and you're like, no, you're dreaming Yeah, that's a weird thing to say. Why do you know that I'm here? Um, Was I gonna ask you? Oh, oh, oh, I have to ask this For that the final for obviously most important. Yeah, what happens at the end of oh, yeah, explain the ending guys You know, we weren't even filming that on the same day Like then when they were inside the restaurant was a completely other day than when I shot my stuff Yes, I remember when you pulled up when something okay when something like when that show and the finale obviously was like It was like front page news

Right when the series ended people are still talking Yeah, and they and they have like crazy fucking theories on the ending I assume as you know, obviously major Characters of the show. Do you get a explaining of like nothing? They don't go like tell people like five difference because I don't even say to tell people you're shaking your head. No, too No, no, but I heard that they gave you guys five different versions of the the final I think they like printed out five different versions By the end we were getting and also by the end we weren't even getting full scripts anymore

You were only getting the pages you were in that's it like I think do you remember that like the last season or so You would only get your script pages sent to you and it was like your watermark with your name and like enough because People were picking up sides. I think in the garbage cans near like silver cup where we filmed and stuff So it got it got more locked down like, you know, serious Protective of the stories. I guess I've heard of people like buying Uh Jackets at like Goodwill or something and they reach in the pocket and they find Sides to the Sopranos because we would just all like you'd be reading your sides right before the camera went on

They'd be okay ready and you would just like quickly put it in like the wardrobe Jacket and then wardrobe takes takes a jacket. Sometimes it has to look like it's 80 degrees outside when it's really 40 So you're like trying to stay warm and everything you hand off your jacket. I've heard of people finding Uh scripts in in pockets. What a fine dude one of my so one of my friends I I I haven't seen this guy in years now David O'Hall, but we did an acting class together out here years ago and he was an actor from new york And he was like he had done a few episodes of Sopranos in restaurants And like he was like, you know, I whatever and then I'm in the restaurant, right? And without everybody at the he goes

He goes dude They're fucking eating all this food. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He goes this he's like like, uh, Tony and and you know the crew He's like it's like plate after plate. He's like take after take and they're fucking just The only one that had had the right idea and she didn't teach me until way later in the show And I wish she taught me sooner was Edie She would put a piece of gum in her mouth And just keep Moving her fork back and forth. So she always had something in her mouth to chew, but she never ate wow

And I was like, why are you just telling me that I used to get distracted by this very Like deliberate way That gandalfini would play with food like that's so true. He used to do this thing with his fork where he would like He would like move it But like it was it it was almost like mesmerizing in a way where I would be just I was like, what's he doing? Like who eats like this? Yeah, you know because but he would still eat it But it was like a way that he would like play with the food and my friend that he was like

He was like, bro We like there's like six takes and they're like, let's do it again And they would bring out fucking meatballs and these guys would eat them. Really? Yeah And the worst is sometimes we'd get you'd be like, okay Your call time is 3 30 in the morning and you'd be there at Yeah, I'm not gonna play. I'm just saying what was going on. You know, you're tired and everything and they're like, okay In the scene you're eating dinner. It's chinese food And it's like 4 30 in the morning and you know, you're like, there's no chinese restaurants open

Right, so this is who and if it's on monday, you're like, this is who knows when this is from I have a similar story I did a domino's commercial 2000 I did pizza how we're like, oh, yeah I got I got food poisoning from the commercial. Yes from the commercial. Why don't I remember this is the commercial where this I actually thought of this of the joke so I had that joke about little people years ago before I was mature and And in this commercial it was a it was a like it was like a football pizza collaboration thing for espn and domino's

And they're like we're at this party. I remember yeah, and then I'm talking to the director And he's like, you know, I was in like in these various scenes and then like there's all this pizza later on I realized this pizza's been out for like hours, right? And they're like eat it and then and then they're like just spit it into this cup You know and like I'm just all the time, but then he's like, oh, um, he's like we've got these little people I don't know. What should we do with them? I was like, I don't know. I mean, they're just Actors, right? And he's like, why don't we put something on their head? You know like salsa or something and I was like, it's a good idea so, uh

they uh They did it and then I don't know if it aired that way But then yeah, these guys walked around with like cups on their heads. Oh, that's a great idea though But I got some brero with the whole yeah I got so sick I got so sick How about when you asked Bert which of the seven dwarfs he relates to and he started naming dwarfs that he knows? Yeah What? Oh, really?

Like brad william. He was a Yeah, yeah He's like, I heard what seven dwarfs. Do you let do you know? I'm like, what? Yes, that's hilarious. He's a wee man. He said we he's like, I don't know if I can name seven I'm like, we already know their names, bro. Oh my god. He's the greatest. Yeah. Um Oh, what the fuck is gabba ghoul? It's a type of meat, correct? Like a like a

Like a porky Hold on. Hold on. Let's see what nadav thinks of gabba ghoul is That's how you say it. Well, you know, it's copacola, but they say gabba ghoul. There you go. Copacola Yeah, I'm not italian. Yeah, we're not it and even I are the only ones that are not italian I'm irish and what are you cuban greek jew from long island? Yeah, well, tom hates the italian community. Oh, well, we're in a clear then We're not cuban. Are you? What are you? My mom's peruvian my dad's a american mutt of like French and spanish and some irish blood too. Yeah, because you look exactly like my dad

So the first time you spoke fluent spanish, it blew me away. I was like Family narkentina. Yeah, I sent you guys an email like two years ago. You did. Yeah, and I was like you are my dad Like I said, I'm like you look exactly like my dad. I think it was called Doppelganger, I think I called out doppelganger And I and I and that's why I titled the email and you I sent the picture you look I showed you the picture you showed me the photo. I could send I put it up. Yeah, I can send it to the dove It's Crazy how much you look like my dad. That's so weird and what are your dad from?

My dad my dad's irish irish and your mother my mom is like irish german Do you are you familiar with the pejorative term for homosexuals that is also widely used in the uk for food? I did the sausages. Yeah, the doc just pulled up the very email. Oh, yeah, you got it. Yeah, there's my dad Oh my god get closer to his face. Can you scroll because he had a good picture of his face? I threw like 87 techno beat there Send him send him will you send him the one I will I'll say yeah I put like 80 family your mom's house references in that email. Really? Yeah. Yeah, you should you should see Oh, wow, I can't read that far. I'll put glasses on I still can't dear main mommy and mr.

Main mommy. I like that. I like I was minding my business sitting home Here now when I heard Todd bring up how people always send in pictures of their friends who look like it's true It's not it's not stopped right one of you said the person in this particular picture looked more like james gandalfini In the so-called water champ this almost made my mind go completely off the chair rails My name is robert eiler. I played a chance of prana was the reason why this is so bizarre It's because I have been a fan for years Always been saying how my real father looked exactly like tea. I dare you guys to take 20 to 30 Look at this picture

And tell me they couldn't be brothers. Congrats on the new studio. You wanted to move in and you moved in What more can I say for the hours and hours amazing entertainment other than thanks genes be well ps I tried handwriting this letter But when you have 15 how you say ceiling It's too damn hard to keep the paper from flying around the room. Now I'm saying not me feel me don't talk about That's awesome, dude That's so good and there's you there you are I think it's college and um, I want to say I want to give uh, you a lot of credit

Thank you for saying that I want to give the dog no credit for bringing Stop That was really nice. No, he's saying why didn't you find it two years ago? That's what I was saying. Yeah That would have been a nice email to get noted. I wasn't good at googling back then. That's right The faggot king Richard to tell me about faggot you've got like starting right because this is a cookery program You see you've got 30 seconds to explain to me all about faggots all about black country cooking Without mentioning the word black country whites See the guy the guy on the right looks like he should be at a final table of a poker tournament like 1992

Definitely what he looks like he looks like he has a record. Yeah, he has two bracelets on at the world series of poker Yeah, there's like a uk criminal look, you know, like yeah like a guy rich He would be like you're in like that kind of yeah, it's the We are very famous for our faggots and peas And uh in this in this particular area of the black country, uh, that's one the faggots and peas are as though like Yorkshire put it is to Yorkshire and we're very proud of the traditional black country food of faggots and peas See even like though we recognize it's a different like i'm still have a childish like Yeah, it feels good. Yeah. It's so much fun

Wait, you guys were raised where though. Where were you Manhattan my whole life met you too long island? Oh, wow Okay, yep Yeah, so we we weren't taken out of school like when the show started I was still going to my public school in long island and we would get tutored on the set and then To be honest once I got into college. I got into NYU The end of my junior year and I still had a whole other year of filming Like I would just lie in school all the time and just be like I have to go film because I would like got in college Oh, yeah, smart. How long because I have like I'm trying to remember back to like when did the show first air?

What year was it 99 99 But we shot the pilot in 97 and then a whole year later. We actually started the show Like the second episode was a full year full year. Yeah How soon because this I have no reference for how soon was was it obvious that this was a huge hit Was it right? I feel like right. Oh, yeah, I think right when they gave us the second season pick up pretty Quickly after it started airing. I think when the critical acclaim Also, I remember them having like a conversation of them not even knowing how to market the show because What I'm really like not didn't notice before is how funny it is

And I remember them talking like this is kind of like a dark comedy And I remember being like no, this is a drama, but as I'm watching it I'm like, this is more funny than anything else. There's a lot of funny stuff. Really a lot of funny. Oh, there's this great Is it tomato or to AJ? He gives a speech. It's uh, it's This is the best fucking we played it on this show played on the show 10 years ago. Really? Yeah It's where it was when we first aired. It's He's telling you he's telling you have a lot to live for he goes You got a lot of things going for you. Well for one thing you're white and these days that means something

No, that's what he ends with. Oh, right. He's like he's like look you're smart Look in and let's face it. You're white. Yeah, that means a lot these days. Yeah means a lot these days And you're like Jesus dad Yeah, and then the other racist Yeah, so funny when uh, wait you start you're dating the black guy. I just watched that whole thing charcoal briquette I remember I remember Jim like when he would finish it being like, oh Fuck like this is so fucked up. Like he was apologizing to the actor like he really was like Yeah, because he was just like this is a really fucked up thing to say but then the crew would laugh like Nadav

Yeah That is hilarious. Yeah, the writings the writers were just like amazing Well, and especially if you have inappropriate parents, which my parents my dad would probably high five Uh, gendolfini at that speech, you know, it doesn't mean you agree with them. They're just fucked up. Yeah. Oh, yeah Everybody had a different generation completely like the create like the crazy like one of my friends cuban Yeah, dad was insane And he would say wild shit that I would be like like so excited to hear him say Yeah, and then my friend yeah, he would call me sausages

Just when I came like you come to pick up my daughter I was like, yep But he would always like say crazy shit like that, but it was always I don't know if it's not your dad. You're like, this is hilarious And then if it is your dad, you're like, oh my god. Oh, yeah The craziest thing my dad ever did to me. He told me uh I left my socks by the toilet And I was like, no, I was like, no, I didn't I would never take my socks off in the bed

He's like, you left your socks by the toilet if you don't go fucking pick them up right now so my god, so I go In I'm looking around the toilet and I don't see socks, but there's a turd Like this big in the toilet like coming out and I come outside and he's just looking at me like I did it He's like, yeah No, I think I was like seven seven. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good dad move. Yeah And he was just letting me know like I take bigger shits than you and I always will Yeah, yeah, he's kind of flexing on you, huh? I gotta tell you your dad and me not only look like

You take similar poop. Yeah Yes, I would do that too. I might still do that to you Okay, so I always have to ask people stupid questions because like it's what I think about when I watch shows Okay, remember when meadow was like Yeah Just like a girl and then like one time you came back from like a cycle and you were super hot And everybody was like meadow was hot like everybody was talking about when you blossomed into a ladyhood Did you feel it back then?

Were you awkward where you're like, oh my god, everyone knows I'm a woman now No, uh I just like I feel like I remember a couple of like when they started like Christina really knows It was like a big deal Let me not glaze over. Thank you Uh, but I think I remember like when they started dressing me less like tank tops over teas and Butterfly clips and stuff and like more womenly I think I remember like some of the older gentlemen and the

Like crew and like the set like the actors kind of being like, oh, oh, okay Was it like you guys are at lunch and then one of the crew guys It's like eating and he's like, hey, uh, I eat this lunch, but The tits look pretty good from here. You know that's kind of happened I don't remember that specifically but I'm wouldn't say that that maybe didn't happen It may be very good. Well, because that is what I noticed is like one season You were like this little girl and then you came back and meadow had changed like well Yeah, and then I was like having boyfriends and losing my virginity and things like that. So yes. Yes

We did not prepare you we would do read-throughs And it was like everybody from the cast Uh would come even if you weren't working that day everyone just showed up and you walked in the same entrance So the autograph guys would figure that out and they'd be like, okay, we can get all these dudes on one day And they just be waiting autographed dudes are so weird weird. Oh my very strange. I I'm getting like sorry, you know Just thinking about like them But they're great They were waiting outside and they always had me sign saying some of them were cool

You know, you say what's up to them You're like, yeah, how are you boba and the guy has me sign it and I look and it's me and jamie and her boob Is out and we're at the red carpet of like this Golden globe awards or okay, so this was like when we it was an emmy's This is when I didn't realize you could ask for someone to like do your hair and makeup So it was still where I was like I put like braids in my hair wet the night before so I had like a kinky wave I brought my dad with me to the emmy's. I was like so excited And someone for the first time gave me a dress like the first two emmies. I went to blooming dales and bought

Laundry by shelly sagal dresses. Okay, so now I have like this like Cynthia Rowley leather dress And I was like super stoked and my nip. Are you looking for it? My full nipple was out the whole time I hope he finds it not that nope I got my shit together by then But what's crazy was I always looked at jamie as my sister and like a little like I never looked at her in a sexual way ever and When he showed it to me

I was so uncomfortable and like weirded out. I know I'm about to see jamie So I walk up and I go to jamie and I'm like, oh my god. How do I tell her this? I'm like And I think this is when you said like she blossomed into a woman I think this is when it happened because I said to her one of those fucking guys downstairs Had a picture of you and he had me sign it and your tit was out and she was like Did it look good? And I was like and that was the first time I ever thought of jamie like some kind of so I was like, whoa I mean, that's my next thought. I mean that sucks, but yeah

Good if it's like it's out there. Yeah. Yes. That's the right by the way perspective But I felt the pressure and I think why I noticed so much is because I know how Awkward adolescence is in private and then to be on this huge show where so many eyeballs are on you and you're You're transitioning into being a lady. It's like, oh, well I went through like a lot of changes in the first couple years and weight fluctuation and I That's gotta be fun. It was It wasn't and I got like I would remember remember like being on a radio show and people would call in and like ask me How much weight I gained like oh my god, and it's as a 17 year old girl

It like really fucked me up And I remember that that point I kind of put my blinders on and was like I'm just going to like focus on my experience on the show and I'm not going to pay attention to What else is out there? Um because I can't emotionally handle it. Like I was not strong enough to Big fan, what'd you eat today? Exactly? And the thing is I'm not set like nobody Nobody ever cared what like people came back different sizes every season like no one said anything It's just like how are you? You great cool? Well, that's just your size now great fruit guys. They probably were 15 pounds more every season

Yeah It was great for my confidence with trying to get laid elsewhere because I was like, oh jamie's on the cover of fhm And she's insecure You know it's gotta because I was I was 200 pounds when the show started really I was huge and I lost like uh 60 pounds on the akansite so I was super Insecure when you started on the show because you were 12. Yeah, but that is not normal for a 12 year old boys to gain I wasn't shoot up. Oh, it happened like In a like my grandmother passed away and I just started eating everything, you know and then all of a sudden

But once I was on tv I kind of realized like okay if I lose this weight We could start you know, I started noticing girls and this and I was like, let's let's do so I did the akansite for three months Lost 60 pounds and then just wow. Yeah, that's incredible. Yeah, and I was just like oh I could eat burgers and hot dogs every day Yeah, they autograph guys. They'll be like sometimes first of all sometimes they wait at airports. Yeah in the um So like I'll have a gig and whatever Denver and I'm walking by bags claim and they're like, hey man, what's up? But I'm like, hey, what's up? And there's like four guys. I'm like, what are you guys doing here? Yeah, we figured you were coming to Denver for your show tonight. So we're we're here just waiting for our like, huh?

And then they're like, will you sign something and you're like, okay? And so you sign and then they go, all right Yeah, and then they pull out like 18 pieces and you're like, do you want me to sign all those and you're like, do you mind? And then you're like, I guess not man It's such a weird, like do they even are they they even worth anything anymore? I can't imagine they used to have a sign white pieces of paper. Yeah, like when they were out of pictures and they were like Authentication stuff, right? So it's like uh, it's a distinct piece of paper and so they can authenticate what you're But then the other one this guy goes, uh, I guess the tops made Uh baseball cards and then they had a committee like some comedians on it

So this guy goes, will you sign like I got your card? I'm like, sure And then he pulls out one of those things and it was uh, he had 36 of them He goes, do you mind signing all of them? And I was like, come on man 36 for your private Like you're not gonna sell these for more no one wants the tom fucking tops card Like I don't know it's just it's it's strange and that's the thing like they went all the way to that airport To ask you how do they feel when someone's like nope and just keeps walking and you're like, oh man I came all like I parked the car in the park. Can I tell you that I want to be that guy

Just waited for flights from la to come in around the hospitals like the airport's in the hospital I would never I would never stand in the airport But I want to be the like, oh no, and I can't like every time Of course. Yeah, I know. Yeah Yeah, you just don't you don't want to leave that legacy around No, I've never been addicted to one of those guys but I was kind of addicted to one the last when we went to the 20 year anniversary because This guy's like, hey, can I get an autograph and of course? I'm like, yeah, of course

Like, you know, blah blah blah and then he like two seconds later No, no, he elbows me to get to jamie And I'm like this fucking dude just oh and we were leaving so me and jamie shared a car We get in the same car we're driving off and then like the dude runs up to the car at the light It was trying to get more while we're at and I was like don't fucking open that we're like I was I was pissed, you know But normally it's like yeah, they're just good for you. Yeah, they're yeah I was like don't fucking open that window jamie's like I have to and she just opened in this I was like this piece of shit because he was so like, hey, man. Can you can you oh

I'm such a such a bit and then as soon as like that as soon as the cap went back on the marker. He just gave me an elbow Yeah Really made me feel worth watch this. I haven't seen this yet Oh It's all right jamie Is this what you do at home jamie with your husband? You after the kids go to bed for sure This is super fucking cool. So

Wait, that's it? No, no, there's more. Oh, jamie had to ask I was like, well, wait, what? Hey, we use our adornation now. I hope that's a set and not his house. I think that is his house. Me too This is terrible. Did you see his dad's dance at first? Oh Dude guys are so fucking weird imagine that gets you off The craziest part is that's like my if you spiders and that's my straight up knight. Oh, I thought you met michael imperiali from good fellas

Wow Hey, that's great. I thought tony was a gangster Oh, well, what's that mannequin in the corner? Just to practice with Wow, Jesus Christ. He was crazy too. It's like she's down there like And he's just like I think I'm gonna jerk off. Yeah Like where does the gratification? He's peeking right now. Yeah Right now. He's got this. He should be it's not a good feeling So we we highlight cool guys on our show. This is obviously king of the cool guys club

Um, but he's not jizzing on her. He's not even ejaculating. This is what gets him gangster Yeah, this guy's a darkest cold cool guy. Now. There's a cool guy Tom have you ever thought of putting the dove under here? Oh, yeah That's not a bad. Well, well now now that you're here. We need a punishment for nadoff. Oh, yeah We're not sharing the female. He fucked up. So he didn't um, he just didn't show up for a few days And he's because he said even what he's like kind. All right, so we're doing probably he's like I think I need some time off clear my head and I was like, okay

But like he was like bringing up the topic and I was like, oh, okay. We can talk about it. Yeah, you take time off Yeah, he used that on air Conversation as like the official it so the next he just didn't show up and he was like, yeah, we talked about it I was like, no, we talked about it. No follow-up. Yeah. Yeah, and then he went to casinos And he he's like down. I don't know like two grand or something and then Oh, no more. Okay. Oh, I thought I thought he meant he was up. I was like, oh, go for you Now he's like more money. Yeah. Wow. And then he's like now. I'm you know, I cleared my head. I lost fucking. I don't know I mean that's the dollars

so we were thinking of Putting something like a dunce cap that says like don't delete or something like that because he deleted an episode For me too, but now I like this floor cage idea It's a lot of work. Hey, listen, if you're gonna come, you know Time out for the kids People are looking for work right now throw that frame photo virus. That's true. Yeah, you could hire somebody use your you know Use it for good. That's true You know what I asked him asked him if I could do as a

Here's a there's a risk reward to it like everything in life, right? I I've been really deep into watching chiropractic Adjustment videos on youtube that guy. Yeah, there's so many. Hi tower. Hi tower. Sipriano, Mondrian. I don't know all these Different they're like they're I don't know. They're relaxing to me So I'm like, hey, let me adjust your back and then that and it'll either make you feel good Or I could permanently hurt you. Yeah, so I feel like that's like a fair trade off Like what if Nadav is your first patient? Yeah, you're saying yeah, and here's the thing someone's gotta be exactly Yeah, kind of practice. Here's the thing. I've watched a bunch of the videos

I kind of know how to do a lot of hours of schooling pretty much pretty much Pretty much. You're right. It's like the same thing My friend used to cut hair and the way he learned was by doing it on like inmates and people at hospitals and stuff It's like, uh, you're like an inmate. Why don't you just let me We all are at this point. Here's the thing and we can we could do it for content. It'll be content What if you cut his hair while he's spinning down? On the thing Adjustment you want to give me an adjustment?

Oh that the hair with this I'm thinking of I like to practice giving him a haircut. That's not a bad idea How about that? She gives you a haircut. I give you an adjustment and then we're even Well, um, what is your reluctance for the adjustment because look hair grows back no matter how bad she fucks up I might never walk again if you do it You don't like walking anyways. Yeah. Well, no, no, no. I like movement I like being able to get myself to the bathroom without anyone's help. I really enjoy that. Okay. Okay I'm not gonna fucking paralyze you But how do you know because I'm watching like 20 videos 100

But first of all, what do you think? I'm not gonna hit you in the back with a hammer I'm just gonna adjust you. No, you hold the nail and hit the nail with a hammer Right and then I'll I'll you know loosen up the soft tissue and then I'll just give you some Okay, breathe in through your nose out through let your shoulders relax You know what I like this someone said like you practice on like inmates and stuff beforehand Yeah, practice on a couple inmates and if they are still able to like get rec time and get their like hour Then I then fine, then I'll I'll let you adjust But they have to all survive and be able to walk after you mean to call prisons

And be like I'm not going to call prisons for you. Tom. They're not gonna let me come in. It's during covid They're not gonna. I guess we'll just have to wait. No When who knows they're not gonna let me come into a it's a ridiculous thing to propose I've lost two grand at casino and I've had a bad haircut. You did the two grants yourself and that's way worse Yeah, losing two grand at casino sucks. It does suck. It sucks a lot. How much did you lose? And I don't want to assume anything, but I probably have more money than you I would assume the same Especially after this last week

How much did you lose? I mean just be honest I'll say it's north of 10 I was trying to feel good. Oh I was trying to chase the feeling I didn't catch it. What were you playing a little bit everything Okay, I got a proposal for you. Wow. I got a new proposal for you. I know Will you let me give you a full adjustment if I pay you? Oh

Oh Now we're talking. This is a language. I understand very well and speak fluently How much money are we talking but you should pay his rent or something not just give him the cash because we'll just go Blow it. That's true. And if he gets paralyzed, he can't come and also breaking even is not a great Is not a great incentive for me. What? Because look all I all I get to be after this is just not broke, right? It's a pretty good place to be It is nice. It is nice to not have to owe people money that are looking shirtless. Okay. I think you'd be funny

I'll pay you. He must oh, what if he has to Live with josh potter for a weekend. Oh, no, but his place is clean now right shit Six months from now if he has to live with josh potter for a weekend Dude, that shower was crazy Like if they were set dressing that for like a prison scene, they'd be like, well, we can't like It's a little too. You know what? I mean, like there's no way we have to show you we haven't released it

The robber paul champagne part two. Yeah the tour. Oh I love that you're such a fan. I love it. I haven't missed an episode in five years. I'd say wow Yeah, and I don't watch like Half so I watch until like the guy shits his balls out is on. Yeah, I watch until that's like the fat lady things of your mom How yeah, yeah, you're right. Yeah, not over until the guy shits his balls. My mom Yeah, my mom did not like me telling her about that. I told her about it twice. She got really Impreciate it. Yeah, I almost like because I don't do any social media. So I love that like I don't know what's going on Oh, that's good. Yeah, and I never see any of these like I bet you're a lot healthier

Mentally from not doing any social media. I'm a mess, but it helps. Yeah, but it helps. Yeah, I think so I would pay you by the way just real quick to adjust you if There was if you allowed me to try to hurt you now. It's like a different thing Okay, then like you're giving me what six figures like what what what amount of money would you pay to permanently hurt? I don't want to permanently hurt you. I want to just want to hurt me bad. No, I want to get a baton and like Okay, okay, we're getting away I picture the ambulance driving away and tom sitting on his couch like this Like

Sipping his lemonade I want to hear him scream. Yeah Can we just do nadab shirtless and tit cups for like one episode? I mean, it's up to him. You know shirtless and it's up to him. The big ones are the little ones the big ones Okay, the nipple ones are great. There is a nipple. Can you do a nipple tit cup? Uh Why is he getting to choose as well? Look at any is nodding. Why am I getting to choose what you guys do to abuse me? You should make a wheel and spin it

That's what it is. Oh, that's a great idea. Okay. What would you rather have just answer this? Would you rather have a rib cracked? A knee like broken or one of your hands in a cast Well people that are looking for me from this last weekend want to do all three of those to me. Oh, oh my god It's getting darker by the moment. Wow. So which would you prefer? So the question is is it sounds like you need some scratch Is it going to be you or is it going to be the people I owe money to? No, because if it's the people you owe money to tom's going to do it too. It's going to be both. Oh Okay, or do you want to make 10 ribs or hand?

hand Yeah, we we got I got an idea by the way just for to get for people to know how sweet jamie is like why she's sitting like that When we used to go to the emmy awards They would do a thing It was like one of my favorite things about jamie that shows how good of a person she is They would do a thing like the immemorial immemorial whatever And they would show all the people who died it'd be people from like 1920 with like bowling hats I'm like, you don't know who you know like when they do like a bird on her head or like you're just like, oh, okay

And he turned over and jamie's weeping Like in the I don't know why hours of makeup They put the they put the music And like the black and white montage and I just I don't know it gets me out because you're such a good You're a good you're a good person. Like jamie said on our podcast She likes to find the good in people and celebrate it and we have a third host on the podcast and he said He likes to find the bat. He feels he's the opposite and I was like, yeah, that's what I relate to Yeah, I look right away for like what and then I'm like, oh this now I'm comfortable. I find your your it's nice

Here's the thing. We don't want like all that around. You need the balance. Yeah of jamie with you Yeah, she pulls sometimes we get way out of line and she you know, she pulls I let it happen though. Yeah, but sometimes you pull us, you know, like we were talking about the other day how much Poop how much food you have to eat to make a pound of poop. Oh, wow. That's a good question. Yeah, and like what? What foods would you eat to make more poop? Is it like should I if I wanted to produce the most poop is like rice Like like grilled chicken is probably not gonna make as much. You're right. I would say something fibrous I would go with the cream of wheat. For instance, which it gives me diarrhea. I don't know. Oh, it does

Yeah, I don't like it. So I don't know what it does to me. Yeah, spinach spinach fibrous Fibrous, but so light but to make more brown. Oh, that's a really it's a you guys You really opened my eyes to you like we had a we read a lot of emails like the people write in and someone had a very nice email saying he was a fan and had a crush on me, I guess from the time I blossomed and Inspired him to buy a masturbation sleeve and I never knew I didn't know what that was So they got to tell me for about 30 minutes all about Masturbation sleeves. You've never heard of that one. I didn't know it was like a pocket vagina situation now. I find it ironic

Because we wikipedia'd you and your father-in-law is Lenny Dykstra of all I mean How are you a lot like how are you? I don't know where he is right now. So I met I know we don't we don't well He's not speaking to my husband that they're not speaking because it has two years But when I first started dating cutter my husband, I met Lenny Um, and then he went to jail like two days later two days later He didn't he thought he was showing up for like a hearing was that the finance thing? Dude, I remember real sports. No, it was it was very tragic

Like what happened to my husband and his family? but there Was a lot of forgiveness and when I had our first son He got out of jail and spent a lot of time with us and he was completely sober And obviously coming out of a year and a half of being in jail and getting you know And coming and living in a halfway house and then stayed with us for a while. He was awesome. I I've seen the really amazing parts of Lenny um That um, I understand why like my husband loves him and his kids love him and celebrate him

He's really smart But at the same time I think there's like that darkness of him that When the book came out and like the whole nails persona and everybody talking about all that again You get caught up in it and I I watched him Unravel and it's been sad, but you know, I think it's the best I don't I mean I every once in a while like my husband will pull up a twitter video that he's posting or whatever And I don't know we're confused. Yeah, he's doing it. Oh, that's good. Yeah Yeah, we both love stern and you know, he's oh, yeah, he gets crazy

We've heard it all My husband is nothing like him. My husband is completely like his mother who's like from mississippi southern suite um, my my youngest son looks like Lenny Wow, isn't that crazy and you're like wouldn't it be neat if they could have a relationship and there's no idea And they have no idea my dad too is kind of out of the picture and and the older boy looks just like him And I'm like man, it would be it would be so cool if you just if you gave a fuck, you know Yeah, you're like a person and like

Yeah, I don't know. I keep holding out hoping that there's something that'll happen because he has like my oldest son is so Freakishly athletically gifted from like a very young age like In little league the dads would come up and be like, I love bo's swing and he was like five He's and it's would be really cool. I mean my husband played professional baseball too. Yeah And also with that name everyone's gonna be like, yeah, oh, it's genetic Well playing in minor league my husband was in the minor leagues our entire relationship only up until two years ago And so like I I've sat in all the games and all the towns and all the places and like No one got heckled more than my husband. Oh, I bet terrible. People say crazy shit crazy shit. You saw your wife, too

Yeah, I wish they were saying that to be honest It was meadow Are you are you are you from of like an acting family? No, not at all No, wow, that's so weird. Did your parents put you into this stuff when you were kids? No, I mean I I My brothers and I used to make home movies growing up, but I was I expressed interest in musical theater at a very young age I loved singing and dancing and so growing up in Long Island I performed like Annie 800 times at every Y or community theater like it was my That my goal was Broadway and when I would audition for film and television when I was young

It was they always wanted you in a box, right? You really they're like all-american Latina You know african-american and they never fit in a box because I'm all these different things that nobody could ever choose So I never thought I had a career on camera And when sopranos came along I thought it was musical because there was no information on it There was no oh you thought soprano. Oh, oh, you're like, I would love to sing Pretty much Pretty much

Yeah, I was just walking down the street and with my dad and some dude came over and was like hey He should be in commercials and I started auditioning booked a bunch of commercials and then got sopranos. What Jesus Yeah, and you were 12. Did they care like did uh chase and them care that you like you're not a guinea grease ball Or they just were like it's fine. No, they didn't care at all. They just I think it was like in your audition You had to say fuck and I was the only 12 year old who was like, yeah, this fucking shit like You know And they were like what but like because all the other kids like he's perfect

Fuck it like you know like really trying to hit and I was just like are we fucking done here? You know like the radar and they were like that's the guy and I think my long island accent was so On and like, you know, you're auditioning all these like young kid actors in new york city that you know did not speak like me So I definitely had that you guys were authentic. Yeah. Oh, yeah for sure. They're trashy enough to be on And there was an ease about the two of you that tony soprano and eddie falco Could be your parents and that that was your dysfunctional Yeah, whatever mom, you know, it was so like when they when they were great when we had the scene where they told us they were splitting up It was it's one of my more like visceral memories

I have of filming where we're all in the kitchen Like I remember genuinely feeling like I was in that story in that situation and so sad To like see the two of them because I mean at that point we've been filming for six or seven years Like for them to be like we're gonna I think we're gonna separate. I remember just like I'd never been like Method before I really felt like what my character was feeling necessarily and it was it was pretty Strong because they they we loved them like that and they it felt very familial, you know Right and I know you've been asked a million times, but tell us because I gotta know What was it like working with gandalfini?

The best the best the best. Yeah He was the kindest. I mean especially watching the show now and just seeing The work he did like how we knew how hard he worked I mean he worked harder than anyone and to create that character He was so different than tony soprano. Yeah, no matter what anybody would wonder like that's not gym at all

and He the to know the amount of work that he put in and then to also then think about the amount of work he put in Like and of care about us I went we both went through fucked up shit, but like my personal life was an absolute mess the entire Duration of that show. What's going on? I mean I got Married I got divorced I got diagnosed with MS like a lot of different things that he was one of the only few that like knew about And he or even if I wasn't telling anybody because that was kind of my mo for a while He would bring it out in me and like check up

I mean like he did not have to do that at all and he was like that for everybody and you know, I think that I I almost feel oddly like closer to him than ever like watching it again because it's just My appreciation of him has even grown. I guess, you know Yeah, he couldn't have been better. Yeah, I mean just insane like everything Like with our relationship everything he did was just perfect like we were in the kitchen one time and On the show and talking about like I had never seen a play Because you know because everybody's such an actor on the show and I'm like, I'm just waiting for this to be done

so I can go take percocets and and uh So he's like you've never seen a play in your whole life and I'm like no and he's like, all right You're we're going to a play The next day he hits me up. He's like, all right Friday night We're going to see like Rainmaker or something with Woody Harrelson And we both sit down in the chair and he reaches in his pocket and he pulls out like an asthma pump and he like Does his asthma pump thing and I reach into my pocket. I just pulled out my pump. I was like

Yeah, you know, I remember like exactly sitting right there and then we just sat there and like watched a play and then we went to eat after but he was just He really there was one time where he called us into his trailer like in the middle of the day and he's People don't realize how much shit he had to do like when you talk about how hard it was. It's like He's in every scene. So let's say he's working 16 or 18 hours a day as soon as he's done. He has to learn all the shit Right, so it's a when are you supposed to monologue? Yeah, so they give you a turnaround of say six hours seven hours eight hours Whatever and then he has

You know nine pages of dialogue to learn in that time and not just learn the words but figure out, you know He was super and so he called us into his trailer and he just handed us all a check like a huge check he We didn't we're never going to see residuals of the show and he would and so he Divided up a big sum of money amongst all of us. Wow Like the fan like everyone got I don't know 25 35 thousand dollars something like that. Wow. That's really kind Very to duty children like yeah, I remember not I mean I saw it semi not recently like a couple years ago

I mean I mean you saw it in person, but I guess you know because you're not there for every scene obviously it was some intense scene between him and What's uh, what's spider michael perry michael's and it was like an intense thing and Then they cut and like Chase and michael were like jesus christ mint like because he got so intense And then he got frustrated, but it was like all this behind the scenes Stuff like he was frustrated at

He was questioning so much of the You know like like the the motivation and like I think he's like that It was and you could see him and david chase were going back and forth on it That kind of fascinated me that like it wasn't just somebody being like here's the lines. I say it He was like he was like why would I say this that doesn't and they were just it wasn't like an hbo behind the scenes camera It seemed like it was like a More like you know someone like holding one down, right? You know I mean where they were just capturing an authentic moment

Yeah, and there was like and it was a very like intense thing where you're like Oh, there's somebody who really is invested in this character in this work. You know, I would be sore No, go go I would be sore after some of our scenes like Because he would you would have to choke me or like throw me up against the wall or something and you do it 37 times in three hours You know I'd be like black and blue over here and all that because On the first take he would do it light and I'd be like it's okay You could do you could because I knew what he wanted to do which is just like there was one scene where he had to

Like take me from the bed Yeah, he fucked you up Yeah, there was and he would like there was a time where he threw me into the closet and like everything fell and like it was crazy but uh Yeah, and I would tell him like it's okay, you know like go and he'd be like are you sure like and as soon as they said cut He'd be like, oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay? Like do you want or do you need water? Do you need anything? I'd be like no, it's fine. Let's go again. Like let's you know while we're he was just That's a bit I did that

Remember I did that like I did this indie movie still doesn't come out the fun thing about indie movies like we made that right? Yeah, so And uh, I got to be uh I got to be in a fight scene, right? I was so excited And there's a stunt coordinator walking me through it and the actor goes He goes I go the guy the actor weighs a hundred pounds less than me So and I'm supposed to like shove me he goes you can really shove me and I was like

Okay, and I so we do a take and it's I do it like half He's like I told you to shove me like really shove me and I was like, okay So we were in a we're in a bathroom And I really shoved him Through a door and the door broke off the hinges like came off you got all that anger out but then Like so I kind of got it talking to they're like, why the fuck do you shove them so hard? I was like he just like everyone's here

You just had to shove them and they're like, yeah, he broke the door now. We got to put the fucking door back together I was like, all right, man. So then there's like a follow-up scene where He's on the ground and like recovered in blood and they're like you're you're punching him But you're hold like you're holding him with the fist like on the shirt here and then you're punching him like this Of course, he's not like but he goes, you know, like really like Like with this hand kind of throw my head back But he's he's leaning up against the off the floor Yeah, and I'm supposed to pretend to hit him obviously like this

When I go to pretend he throws his head back on a cement floor And and it's loud and it's like no like you know that your head's not supposed to make that noise So I panic because I was like, right and he's like, why are you stopping like like keep doing it And I was like, um Meanwhile, everybody's like Don't like don't don't stop stop. So he yells at us For stopping he's like now my fucking head hurts and we don't have this So I was like, all right, and they end up taking him to the hospital. They're taking him to the hospital

Yeah, because I think he's dead It's fine who cares We were playing the shoving game yesterday on our walk and you didn't want to shove me too hard Yeah, yeah We've never played that. I mean I I've definitely I've definitely oh when I I'm jerk postpartum. Yeah, me too. Me too. That's why I won't have a third Yeah, same. I'm too afraid. Uh, uh, I don't know like sleep deprivation

hormones Like breast milk. Yes, like that trifecta makes me a A god damn devil. I swear and I I I learned that I have a mean right hook And I learned that I can shove my husband off balance Really you hit it while while holding a baby What did he do? Yeah, um, you're lucky. He's nothing like his father. Yeah. No, my god. Can you imagine? Uh, no, uh, I don't remember It was some fight where see I have this thing where I'm like

Just stop talking to me. Just leave me alone And he can't and he kept coming vacant and I was like dude You got to give me a fuck. I'm really mad right now and then like I need Like if I could I will go in a room and lock it like leave me alone Let me and he just couldn't and he just couldn't and I just I love this side of you Yeah, I'm fired up You got me excited in like a way So mad that I'm telling the story right it was it was an ultimate low for me

But I it's I I don't know postpartum is it makes you do crazy things, man Pretty much. Yep. That was it. There's a whole like red and black theme with these Videos too Oh Yeah, I'm telling you social justice is taking a whole different journey By the way, I'm a lighter note when I so I moved here I moved here I moved here to start our podcast in august or whatever and

September like almost right away. It was like two weeks. I'm walking around Whole Foods And I don't give a fuck about meeting celebrities. I don't care about bumping it like not it doesn't even like blip. Yeah Uh, it doesn't even do like a blip of like, you know, so whatever I turned the aisle with my car and it's hard rock nick Is standing in the fucking aisle I was Blown away like I just I just took my cart and like pushed it into the into the side of the wall I was like, I couldn't believe he had the whole like no Yeah, he's the real it's like a guy on the show they play videos of he

But it's right there. Jamie. I don't know if you can see this Can I tell you I didn't even believe he shopped at Whole Foods? Yeah He actually he owns like 35 percent of the company right five amazon packages a day. Yeah quarantine. It's way up. Yeah Look at that. I really appreciate the craftsmanship on this beer. Yeah, he does too. Yeah He'll tell you about it. You know what? You know what? I love is like you think nice teeth When you see videos you think like oh because we like this video We also like this video, but it's so different when you show videos like

One of my favorites is take your uvers. Oh, yeah, Tommy John top of the top But then one of my other favorites is yeah, yeah And you hate him. I don't like it. It's so it's so weird. Oh you have been seen because that that was where it comes out tomorrow We have a Tommy John's update. He's my he's probably my favorite. Yeah Breakups are hard He's like take your uvers He's he's so good. I'll give it to you right now. Oh I live I live for this guy. So I just want to say that

Breakups are hard Is my ass is gonna be doing community service for the state of utah Anyways, I just want to say if you guys see me up on the freeway picking up Right Feel free to honk your horn You know, I feel free to say hey, Tony Jones ladies man out the window and all the way back We are body here And I like which is where you're going with this rob because you're right. I have different

I think because he's just like dumb and harmless, but the II I got he's gonna make you cry Yeah, he's like I'm gonna smell you pussy and I'm gonna lick you put and I'm like that's too far That guy is the bad Let me eat you Yeah, yeah, he's probably really sweet to his mom this one. That's what I like. Yeah And like loves his sister. Yeah, he's just kind of a dope. Yeah. He's a dope. Yeah, the II guy Borders on rapey, you know, you're like, is he gonna hold me down? But there's anybody who went like, you know, you guys have talked about this

But the way when you start a video with we up out of here Something's created like That was his like instead of Jamie instead of hello. He'd be like we are body here And then he would start his like three minute rant That's like essentially saying we up out of here. I gotta go. Yeah, and then starting the video. Yeah I thought you had to leave. Yeah, he's down for a date. He's like I gots to go I gots to go You do a really good time. He does great impressions. That's really good. Well, are you do you remember this dude?

Because we have an update. I'll give you the back. I usually like to show you the history first I certainly got oh, yeah Something interesting in the mill today in the mouse pad Delta white custom mouse pad Yeah, he it's a custom mouse pad. He's really excited about it. Very what's interesting About this mouse pad I can now

jerk off with the mouse While scrolling all over her body He's a nice guy. Okay. I'm embarrassed. He is yummy. Okay her tits Are fantastic So you get it. He really needs to work on his sound quality the sound quality. I agree. Well, that's that's terrible But you don't want them to improve it too much That's the mark of a cool guy. We have certain criteria. What what's next you want to fix the lighting now

What's really interesting about this guy is he put out a video After this one where he was really pushing back on the fact that people were calling him russian And um because his his accent sounds russian. Yes, which is why I think people said you're russian And then he made the distinction. He's like i'm not russian. I'm jewish Which i'm like you can be both. Yeah, i'm with you on this you can be both You could actually be jewish and from a number of places. Yes, correct. Nobody would be like hey, that doesn't count But so he made a video about that I'm pissed the fuck off

I'm getting comments on my videos saying i'm russian this i'm russian that When i'm really actually jewish This is my jewish kipper It's a jewish headwear jews put it on Their heads. Yeah Okay, you're still with him. Yep. Okay, and he has more evidence This is my fucking jewish prayer book Hebrew letters

My fucking jewish prayer book has words In Hebrew and english Still with him. I feel like his mom speaks exactly like him. Yes Observation. Yes If anyone post comments on my videos Saying i'm russian this i'm russian that i don't care if you're fucking subscribe to me or not I'll fucking block your ass permanently I gotta say usually when people are this strange their walls are bare. I'm surprised. He has so much going on dude, you know

Another excellent observation. It's like wait, you usually you're just like oh that wall is as vacant as this person I feel like he might not be the only one that lives there Oh, yeah, that's a good point, but however, if you'll notice the kind of weird placement of pictures right? Yes And i'm really liking the 90s boombox in the back shame and what's the steering wheel? What I mean, maybe he takes it to a printer. Which is a stick at the odorant takes it off the car Well, we have an update. We haven't even seen this new video so or that mirror He definitely doesn't he definitely is only up to here when he stands up. I have a feeling there's no cologne on that shelf

Here we go with the new stuff. Here we go. I haven't seen it yet. I created a new youtube channel titled Erica brahm of ministries all my videos That are related to Religion will go to that channel. Uh-huh. You see he has a lot of fur dummies How to put on a yamaha for dummies or they're like chicken soup for the souls Yeah, wait, he's a whole religious channel. No, he's changing. Well, we found this on a reupload archive I think I think these videos are long gone and all that's left are remnants of these artifacts

Well, I love that he is like I'm really into What does he have to prove? Yeah, I don't know Why doesn't he need to prove it so hard? I don't know. You know what I've learned when you're trying to build Uh, a fan base trying to divert them somewhere else and like he's really you know, he should stick to the one Stick to what works channel and do both stick to what works. This is my terry patchard poster I paid $40 for it on amazon dot com dot com. Hey now, you know where the autograph people send that shit Right. This is who's buying it right and he said dot com so we know with somebody who looks somebody who looks just like him Was holding that picture outside of an event somewhere

He actually but he's literally he's got here's what makes me come. Also. I'll read the torah for you Right. Yeah, maybe he doesn't want to keep them together. I get it. It's something Do you know what? Yeah, I'm still thinking about the woman that's in that guy's living room right now Like I keep a part of my brain is like See women are so nice. I forgot. I forgot Yeah, I'm still worried about looking at terra Patrick. You think I'm gonna think about that. Yeah How's she doing? Who's that? That's the terry patchard. She's a she was a really famous porn star in like the 90s Very pretty. She is. She married the guy from Oz the show Oz

Oh, and then they split up though. Yeah, and he went with little loopy. Remember little loopy. I don't know little loopy Yeah, the china pussy. Oh my china pussy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My pussy is that guys much? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. I didn't know that Vagina pussy. You know and I love this show too because none of my friends will watch 90 day fiance I love Happily a very after right now. I was fucking killing it But she won't she won't help me out and and you guys. Come on. Jamie. Jamie. Okay. You guys can back me up here Okay, I have two little boys, right? Yeah, like my

I I don't have a lot of time neither do you. You got to prioritize. I'm a heavy I'm I I'm heavily invested. This is years in the making of the housewives So and there's now there's multiple housewives always on at a time So wait when the kids go down and you guys have that that moment I'm either watching Sopranos or a housewife. I don't have time. No Sopranos is important And I have like I have maybe two hours after they go to bed before I just pass. I agree. I agree But there was nobody who I know who noticed what you guys notice Which is the guy who with the bulging eyes

Who was crazy? They're like in indian australia. Yeah, the reason why he was so crazy is because his eyes weren't just bulging He was also squinting at the same time. So he was like this but then like this I actually think that is a great idea actually So he would he it was so I could not turn away. I would rewind it I never because what I think happened was people were like, dude, your eyes are fucking bulging out of your head And he realized that and was like, I know what I'm going to do what I'm on this tv show is I'm going to try and

I think you're right. Yeah, I might I might have spent three months alone Can you pull him up? Ash yeah from 90 days before the 90 days type in and type in eyes type in eyes after one called what now There's like a whole thing. They're doing like the core ones. Yeah, like at those crazy eyes On the right when he looks to the side. It's really look look keep going down There was one wait before you opened up the the other one. It was there. Yeah, right there He's holding so he's trying to squint that wait. Yeah, right there on that one. So let's listen to you See him try and so Rob's argument is that his friends have been like well, somebody was probably like hey, man

Your eyes freak everybody to fuck out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah the casting people who they were like, oh, no, they love that What is the devastating health reason why his eyes? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, because we want to know why don't ruin this for me I'm sorry dying to see this is this is when Rob says now I'll start crying because I can't laugh anymore ash has a condition. Oh, okay. What's the freaking condition? Yeah hit that hit that come on We all have something People need to stop teasing him about his eyes Does it say what can you read it there for us? God the mind body coach

Okay says what does it say hyperactive thyroid? That's what dr. Drew said Makes your eyes like that. Yeah, he said it can first time he said to him. He goes it's either psychosis Or it's a hyperthyroid is a dr. Drew was our first guest on youtube. I think Yeah, he's the best so good so nice for coming before we before anybody was watching So this dude has a thyroid thing going on that makes sense But you're right though is that I think he learned how crazy he looks on camera and he probably saw himself and was like Oh, I got it. I want them to release footage of that entire like seminar. He did. Oh my god. Wouldn't that be bad?

That was the most embarrassing footage I've ever seen and I heard that there's there was leaked footage of lana and david Um, and they they took it down like full footage of when david david, right? That's his name is lana and then he bullied her around and was actually a bit of a prick to her and stuff Well, you know jamie get on it. Yeah Come on, james. Like every podcast we record together I cannot talk about just I watched what I did watch one episode. You did I know I know who coltie is coltie Okay, but that's a previous season and that's no no no that's right now. That's a new uh He's with another one happily happily ever after. It's so good. I wanted to watch a different one

The the season that just ended of 90 with big ed. I feel yeah before the 90 days With big ed and with right and ash. Yes. I mean that's a homerun. That one's like the best really good So our our other co-host cast him had big ed do a cameo for me. It's up on our instagram if you want to look for it I laughed so I actually have never seen you laugh that hard ever I laughed so I think it's pajama pants podcast. He's so sweet. I don't have my own that you got me one from big Ed, I got you one for your day. Oh, yeah, and I got the smoking lady that was with usman Who was turning the blonde? Oh, baby love But maybe the pizza sent him one and she's like I told her to say that tom needs to stop smoking and drinking

And she's like time you got to stop smoking blah blah blah She mocked it. She's not what about uh mackle You know the what and she like he like brings her a cake and oh my it's just it's the best show It's so good. Okay. Oh my god Let's see it. Oh my god. Listen, robert. I understand you haven't had sex in two years What my brother? Listen, um, it was a while for me to Um, the only advice I can give you man is is to just um, just be yourself, man It's yeah, there's a difference between having sex with a girl and making love with someone

And um, dude making love is way better. So I would hold out big ed's holding out until I can find the perfect one And I suggest you do too Thanks so much for being my best view robert. Thanks for being a fan I'm your fan as well. And let's uh chat about doing a podcast. Okay. Later guys. Take care. Oh my god. Is that my future guys? He he comes sliding into frame and almost falls down. Yeah, but he he really I gotta say I think it was 80 bucks He put every everything into it. Yes worth every penny. Yeah, he did a really good one for me too And you know, he he wasn't he says on the show The way he's pursuing love obviously it's his first relationship in 28 years. Yeah, he hadn't busted nut in 20 years

And all the jizz was backed up in his shoulders Clearly It's gotta go somewhere Doesn't have to go somewhere Uh, I haven't seen this yet. So our break in at a wells fargo in choi's view man explains to us that it Wasn't the safe that he was after it was the bank's microwave You did that for a hot pocket? Yes order for hot pocket. You broke into a bank for a hot pocket hot pocket Oh, he just wanted to use it. Was it worth it?

Hell, yes, worth it Hot pocket This dude's awesome. By the way, agree. Gooder than a bitch. By the way I wish like every arrest had this just like A camera crew and someone like was it worth it and they're like, man, I don't know or they're like fuck Yeah, it was well. It did on live pd and then they took it away. Yeah live pd was fucking great I never watched it. He is homeless and the police Say that the burglar alarm went off around 3 30 this morning the alarm company called police and said that they were watching the

Suspect inside the break room hiding and cooking something in the microwave. He really did He really did I believed told us and officers that he ate two hot pockets Left him parched. He is now police cuss. No, that's the worst part is I burned my lip You gotta follow find the rest of this story. Okay. Sure. Yeah. Where is chola? Did they give him a drink? He was parched. Yeah, he was parched. He's high in sodium most hot pot Dude, that is man. If I were homeless and hungry, I'd be like I break into places to eat all the time Break into something with less security though. That's a good point. Yeah That's true. Now you're looking at a like a bank

How do you like feel there's definitely a microwave in that well as far as Dude, there's a fucking microwave at home depot. That's what you need. Yeah, right You're not you're not facing federal charges. Right. So yeah That's so true. You guys and if this guy could get into the Wells Fargo, how bad is the security at Wells Fargo? Um, is this stockpiling thing something to show the odd thing is he punched the safe code into the microwave as the time I Yes, okay. All right, Jamie. Yeah, I'm told this might offend me. Maybe I don't know. You're a sweet lady I haven't seen it yet either. You're a better person. I can hang. I can hang. I can hang

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I would recommend either seeking your partner or a male associate No, shit. Oh All semen no matter what shape the man is in is of same nutritional value I think that's the Dr. Drew question. I think that's a really good point. Yeah I'm not offended. I'm just Did you see this Oh Is he in the tree? Oh, he's still hanging

That's scream You know what I always wanted to show Jamie, but I didn't know what the fuck to type in to find it Yeah, is that guy who's speaking in the back of the bar and you can't understand a word. He says How would you know what to type in mumbling guy on youtube or like mumbling drunk and just nothing shows up You know, um, where's that clip would be? That Irish guy the Irish pub remember that guy. Is that dairy dairy search for master of accents. There might be a full You know what clip I sent you from the show Jamie remember the kid who was like 15 years old And he's like, this is ridiculous

Remember he's like my teacher because my son has Yeah, that's almost seven like still can't quite do like L's and r's and we And so he sent me like is this going to be bow when he's Yeah, that's one of my favorite that really hit Hit it goes. Oh, you know what video made me laugh harder than any video on here ever Which one the guy whistling happy birthday or whatever he did with happy birthday for tom birthday. That was Oh, that was hilarious.

Doug Mallard, he always sends me that shit, man. I was like in pain And he's so like Freaky man Yes, English they speak English And I had you miss the pub and when it burnt down you missed the baby It's like we have we have to be open out by the morning. We have to spend it Just to be his challenge we can we can spend it And how come but you guys realize is that here growing on his face? Yeah

Or is it from this side? I'm more he looks like one of the seven dwarves I'm way more interested the one that burnt relates to oh here we go dude. Was he in the princess bride? Oh, you found it I found it. I found it. Jamie. I feel like this is right up your alley turn your ear on okay What does he say? I'm we're here in Calarney because we've been warned by a very special character I hear he's a local legend and his name is sham Sham, how are you? We're here in Calarney today. Nice to meet you. Are you from Calarney?

I'm born and bred What do you think makes it a great talent Yeah, that's a tourist ride It's great, isn't it great I'm not your favorite thing about Calarney Yeah Food player tell me if you think this is a good idea or not. We're going to go with the Jarvis Yeah, good idea

What? Here's what you do is you get I'll sing this video and then for your children you say this is what alcohol will do you? He has a lot of shirts on, huh? Hey, he somehow has like an enough to get together in the morning to put a collared shirt under a sweater That's not an easy thing to do. No, it's not. It's very uncomfortable. It's really cool. Imagine him asking his wife like for it Where's my sweater? You think he has a wife? Or he did maybe Okay

I mean You know you get you got like three good teeth on top you can get through a lot of meals actually Yeah, wait, you're saying you only need three tops I'm saying if you if you have three tops that first of all you get you can get an apple going you can you can do a lot of things You don't need a couple of bottoms at least I would say one or two I would spread them out more like these together and these apart will get you through a lot You need molars. Yeah You do need molars

Do you think he doesn't have a wife? There's no woman that looks out I think he did at one point Yeah, this is one of your nobody loves this guy. Nobody loves you anymore. You need a wife to clean you. Everybody in that bar loves him Yeah, that's true I just don't know if a guy who never had a wife would have so many shirts on like the the collared shirt There might be every shirt he owns like you know a woman was like come on Put a fucking collared shirt on for once in your life and then he Started to like he just couldn't stop. Yeah

He's actually from Do you think that man has a speech impediment on top of just a thick regional accent is that no He has a regional accent and and severe alcoholism Yeah, I think there's like enough brain damage that like only the first Consonants of every word need to come out. You know why he has to have a wife. They say that he's like a national treasure there Right, they're like people come from all around to see like they went there to talk to him How could he not he's the only famous guy in that bar. Yeah. Yeah. So what you can't understand him He's I mean he definitely has limited motor skills and stuff like that

Yeah, but enough to get by I'd love to see him at like 28 I bet you it doesn't look that much He's from Connecticut By the way, I found your road crew This is on wikipedia Uh, is this song when you close your eyes By night ranger and the music video scenes of a band performing A housewife is married to a chimpanzee reportedly played in the video by tom cigar

And that came out in 1984. Oh, wow. Yeah, and I don't know how that got there Like I don't know somebody sent me that and they're like, is that you? Bizarre it's a random one Is that what does that say? You have to answer questions to play that No, it was just something like a survey survey thing. So Is there a chimp in there? Well, have we had a joke about you playing a chimp in a I don't know Night ranger video. I don't know. I didn't see the chimp. But did we just miss the chimp?

That's this bizarre Well, I'll tell you right now. This is a hundred percent true. That was me in the video When you close your eyes four years old Killed it man. And it's crazy because if you think if it was somebody playing a joke, they would have picked a more popular song Yeah, yeah What is the squirrel guy? Oh, that's a that's a super weird one Really?

Should we go to your talk? There's no like dick balls and shit. Jamie's go. Do you like tiktok? Can I tell you? I think You this show hit a whole new level when your tiktoks came came and and I must say when tom didn't like it at first I was I was I was like if this doesn't continue I'm going to be so hurt and then the fact that it kept coming It's so my favorite is the people my favorite new guest. No No one gives a shit about them and they're like, yeah, listen everybody If you don't stop doing this and it's like no one gives a figure in the back room of like there's like eight computer towers And they're just so like it's like no, what's three people say it's I love it

Yeah, like you're gonna comment and your haters are gonna hate like He gives a fuck about me bro. I'm through with just reading these comments and not saying anything. It's like, huh, Jamie Are you ready to get in on this? Especially on your levels of fame like they don't even know hate or getting creepy emails You said I'm not Italian, but I'm Irish, okay, and that's fine Do you get a lot of flack for not being Italian both of you are they I know there's a big to do I think people just still assume People are still shocked like people that like know I feel like my manager very recently was like, oh, you're not Italian

I was like no, dude I also feel like growing up growing up in New York It's like I remember I had a friend for six years and someone was like, yeah, you know, he's black and I was like, oh really like I just Oh, yeah, I went to public school for like my whole life and then it's you're never thinking like There were 40 kids in my class, you know, I was like Asian black Spanish There's like I what didn't like meet people and be like wait, is he like you just kind of eating also like uniquely like LA is actually I mean not legally, but it is segregated right like you you it's segregated in ways where

People live in different parts of town and everybody gets in their car like you're also separated from Humanity, you know, I mean so but like in New York when you especially if you're raised there I think when you visit New York, you're like, oh, you're walking shoulder to shoulder with everybody getting subways together You're like you're you can't like be like I don't want to be around people and like get by in New York well, it's like people If you're in New York and you're taking like the public bus, you could be a millionaire. We're here. You're like homeless That's true. Yeah the subway too. The subway is so efficient and effective and it goes everywhere

Yeah, it's like, you know, if you don't want to deal with this bullshit of like cabs or whatever Yeah, just getting on the subway and you'll see. Yeah, there's a hedge fund guy sitting next to you on a subway And I grew up super poor and I was like a half a block away from super rich people Yeah, you know, like there's no and then you're going to school and you don't I remember a girl Uh, his parents or someone's parents wouldn't let them sleep over at like my birthday when we're having a sleepover because they were like Oh where he lives is a little too, you know, like and that bill like I lived in like income housing and they were like I don't they don't want my daughter their daughter going there and I remember her telling me why and I was like And she's like, yeah, you're poor

And I was like what like and I remember going back to my mom being like we're poor because the bill like Income housing buildings are now we had a two-bedroom, you know, we had a studio for a while But then we moved into a two-bedroom So you're like I live in New York City. I have a bunch of room Like things are, you know, yeah What part of the city is that in so I grew up on 92nd and 2nd. Okay. Yeah. Is it near 2395? It's at the Wagner houses Yeah, it's not that far away. I could I could walk to

Robert Paul champagne. Wow Yeah, well, let's give you a few talks real quick before we wrap up here and a reminder to check out pajama pants You want to jump in to the podcast world with these two a lot of fun Here is our your set was cool. Yeah, it's very cool. So watching you guys have as much fun as you do A big part of well, thanks. I was like, I got to move out to fucking LA to start because I wanted to do with jamie He's in his fucking element like Being on the podcast like I just I love it's almost like most of the shows is just me sitting there like watching How happy he is and it's so happy

Like to see that that's awesome. Yeah, you guys have good chemistry. Yeah, it's important. Yeah, it's really good If you're ever going to get um, by the way face tattoos This guy's got a good place where to get them off. He's doing good. Oh, where to get them off. Yes another thing to say this morning vote for trump vote for trump Stay away from voting democrat because it's going to condemn the world worse than what it is Part of the problem in this united states is the democrats

second of all Promote jesus as hard you can't make sure everybody hears the word No matter who they are or where they're from Even though they may call you a racist and if you wave that I'll give you a high five Because us southern boys Oh, yeah, dixie rocks the world Stars and bars

Yeah, can I say something? Oh, yeah as a former Or a current addict. I guess you're always an addict, right? I think he might have fallen off the wagon Oh, really? Because in his past videos, they were all like very positive and he was like more subdued Yeah, and he was kind of like he wanted you to yeah He wanted and his eyes look a little like remember he wanted you to feel bad for him. He's like man. You're so dialed in, dude Yeah, thanks. You really are. He's like, you know, he's like this was a mistake You guys shouldn't make mistakes and he wasn't really he wasn't trying to like divide people He was just and now all of a sudden this is a whole new

He was taking like some pregnant pauses there. I think just for his brain to catch up to himself I'm agreeing with you. I don't think he's all right. He was like he really Really like has been like I've made mistakes Yeah, everybody deserves a second chance. Okay, that doesn't sound like the same thing or maybe he got the bad news Like listen, it's just not coming off. I think You know, like this is the best we can do. That's a tattoo Yes, so it was much darker. We look really cool. It was a full darky So he's a big uh juggalo, you know, uh insane clown posse fan

And so he had they wear makeup, but you know, it comes off He had it permanently and then he was like I've made some mistakes So he's been going through the removal process. He did a lot of math in his defense It was not a sober decision. It was high on math and there's videos of him with like the little swimmer goggles on and it's like It's like zapping his face. Yeah, and it's like oh, this is only my first time I think to be fair like you have to be Fair and balanced like you you should send this to like the trump camp like as a possible endorsement, you know Yeah, maybe he'll retweet it. I mean, yeah

Yeah, that's true. If he didn't have the tat he definitely would but the tattoo is looking lighter So he has been going for his treatments because initially it was very dark. It was I would I would add to the listeners that it's got a way to go We're not in the clear yet. No jb for jesus is his handle I wonder what his dumbest tattoo is. Oh, I think we're seeing it You know what? I didn't even put that in the category of like everything else on his body, but yeah So I can't believe I just said that I was just there's no such thing as a race. It's all a human race

There's no racist going to one place and that is heaven Wow I love y'all. I'm praying for y'all. Keep your eyes focused on him I think you're right. I think you might might have gone off. Yeah. Yeah, he's he's doing corona probably got to him I'm proud of being american. I am proud to be living in a small town Where I don't have to worry about anything going wrong But everybody treads on this town. I'm gonna put my boot right up your ass So july 4th really brought out the patriotic talks. Yeah, uh, that's what we're going through now

Could you imagine letting him know he was on a podcast and that he was one of the clearer speakers? On said podcast hillbilly rick three I just can't believe like where is this guy that he's like? Oh, I need I need it I need to download this app called tick tock and post like this doesn't feel like The demigree like I'm very new to I think joe rogan has that hat I don't think you're right But I know what you're saying, uh, jamey. It's like how does this person a have the wherewithal to know what tick tock is Like most people moms don't fucking even know the app

And then to be able to figure out how to make a tick tock and then post the tick tock. It's pretty varsity level shit I only know what it is because of you Most adults don't know it hillbilly rick. Yeah hillbilly rick three because hillbilly rick. Oh, yeah And I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance cat I'm a kitty cat and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance remember that old one Yeah, remember that I'll make it again. What um, what what she looks like a wardrobe lady, you know He looks like costume department And then like the wardrobe ladies

Weird shit becomes her identity. You know, yeah And they're like, you know What kind of weird shit we're gonna see when we open this door today in this trailer It's gonna be yeah today. She's dressed like a cat She's like don't open the the door too wide because you know like she doesn't want the Here's the thing if you take wardrobe lady and you celebrate this she'll do it more. You know, you got it You gotta almost create a monster. Yeah, you gotta enjoy it. Jamie you look for the great things and people and you celebrate There you do. Yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, we can do both of our favorite things with this one lady, you know what happened You keep going to set and you'd be like fucking Wardrobe leave mark. Jamie keeps encouraging her Yeah, because you're nice to her and shit. I see your value. What makes you feel good and I'm gonna support it Yeah, and I'm like, look at this dingbat. She's doing the fucking She paid their eyebrows on again I want to be my girlfriend. Oh If you go

Oh He puts his phone number up on the tick tock I think he auditioned for american idol. It's like the equivalent of the hair flip with a girl What would you find? What would you say is his value? Uh, well, he's a thick stash. He can grow. He can grow some good facial hair He's nearly leaving a lot to the mystery. He's given like the half face shot Um Seductive. Yeah, I'm real. This is a really hard one for me to pull anything out. I gotta be on

I like this segment I kind of want you to be on here to balance the darkness of like find the positive with jay melin And you find what's good about these perverts and I like this scumbags. Yeah, by the way, thank you for blurring the phone number because Yeah, I can't believe you posted it. Yeah Oh, wow. Well, he's not really with it. I don't he's a bit talk. I don't think any of them are No The fucking christians. Yes coming on my motherfucking thing and telling me and judging me how god don't like fucking custom Well, let me tell you something motherfucker

Men Men and probably white men told us what words we could say You put together letters and said what we could say and what we can't say Fuck you. God. Don't give a motherfucking care about what the fuck comes out my face But I guarantee you he gets a fuck about you killing his black people Oh Give me an oh Glitching his people

Fuck you God don't give a fuck about my language Bitch She available for homeschool this I love her. What inspired you the most about her I liked her smokers cough and I think what was neat was that it was very It wasn't the deliberate. It was spontaneous. It was real. Yes. You can't as an actor You guys know how hard that is to make authentic. Oh, you can't fake that full on character study

I could watch that on a loop for a while. Yeah, I feel like I'm ready for an Oscar. That's a real person. That's a real person. That's a real person. Yeah Yep, how do you feel Rob? Do you like are you identifying with her? It's just you know, I'm just possible future pajama pants Yeah, what's her? What's her? What's around them in my head right now is like she just used to say this to three people now It's like a half a million. Yeah, you know and the ditch like it's just so crazy, you know Some people are gonna hit up Angelia six eight three like she put this out being like 20 people might see this and I was like no millions And like there's some fucking poor kid who's like oh my grandma

You know, look, she's so crafty. She made her own hat Okay, there you go with the positive. Yeah, and I like that clock behind her. Me too. I think that's kind of she's got a lot of Wall art that's finding the positive She's got a nice clock. Yeah, she's she's a guy from somewhere else away from being a 90 day fiance too Oh, yeah, she could go with a Nigerian rapper. Oh sure easily and then she shows up and she's fucking 63 and 275 He's 27

We make fun of baby girl Lisa all the time. I'm the friends they're clowning And their first hello all the guy remembers his back sweat because she was on the plane for fucking 24 hours Yeah, yeah, she's like, oh, that's my egg and they're like that's a tumor Yeah That one as soon as she got off the plane the friends were like, yo, she's so big Yeah Stomach is very fat Very old very old and he's like I'm rich and famous and he lives in a one bedroom with three other dudes

It's really crazy. It was a fucking mess. And then his mother doesn't speak English She speaks, you know, whatever like a local dialect or whatever in in Nigeria And then they're like translating and the mother's like she's so old And she is not attractive and she's fat and she can't bear children. He's like she says that She wants us to come back And they go and buy her the goat. Yeah, that was great But did you notice the baby girl Lisa is just put out so this woman She's clearly a can don't kind of person, right, you know what I'm saying like I did so much work

I flew all the way to Africa And then I bought this pepsi and then we had to go buy you a goat like everything puts her out Right. She's one of these people that just like I had to work so hard and now it's not gonna happen like I'm done taking the labels off these pepsis, you know, they make them remove it. Yeah, yeah She's fucking fed up with all but you know what there is some of her stuff that I don't really buy that She's that angry where with Angela the one who's with um Michael Which one sounds, you know, Angela the big one who's with Michael who's in uh, Africa This is a new thing different season. They've been on multiple seasons. Oh google Angela

He gets caught like getting a blowjob from a girl a dick suck ain't cheating man You'll you'll know Angela for sure But she doesn't do anything Lisa. It's really not that much work, but to some people You know her Wait, that's the one I was thinking of right I buy every moment of her anger her everything where lisa I just like I think She's a complainer lisa. Yeah, and it's just a little like whatever and sometimes I see she's like smiling That we're this one are these two still together. Oh, yeah big time big time

And she just bought a house with her six grandchildren to move him into you have to start 90 day fiance Happily ever after it's still it's mid-season. I know we we started this and there I think it was too depressing No, no, no. I think we were like, uh, she's been on mori twice Oh boy You know, there's just like a casting pool. Yeah of these of those people that are just she's she's in Louisiana Right, she's like oh she works with children, right? Doesn't yeah, but isn't that where she is though? Do you remember Rob? Is she from Louisiana? I can't it's somewhere in the south. Yeah Yeah, what is it? I remember that I saw a thing where she was Georgia. Maybe it's Georgia

Where she was talking about she was like, oh, I want to get married here And uh, they're like, what's your budget? Oh, yeah, and then I don't know the guy was like I mean this would probably be like, I don't know like eight thousand dollars. She's like, uh, How about a little lower budget? He's like, well, you know, it's the facility and the food He's like, what what do you want to spend? She was like 1500 and he's like Yeah, yeah, she's like walking over a bridge. She's like really nice get married right here. And he's like, mm. Yeah Yeah, maybe a garage These old fat bitches. Oh this guy. Oh god

Oh, this is a recording I thought it was a still picture. Oh Hi, my name's Tim. I'm single You'd have a love to have a Oh Wow, well this one I really this one I resonated with on so many levels the vulnerability Yeah

He's shirtless. He's vulnerable clean shaven. What's that? He uses the manscaped. Yes He works out But he doesn't know that he's on the video right setting and what are the what are those things are those like stockings? That looks like Like gray used stockings He's like, I love robin banks This is yeah, this one's amazing. I love that he stares for a while. Oh, yeah, I can't look away You're smiling. Oh, this is a recording. Yeah

He's got the he's got the nipple placement of a really cheap breast implant. Oh, that's a botch like they're very Yeah, they're way over here looking at the side there. Yeah You don't have to put your first draft up As many times as you want you could try Well, he's probably busy infinite. He's got a lot going on. Yeah. Yeah, he's busy. He's right a producer director Yeah, I got a lot of things going on Good morning, everybody. I know I've lost a lot of followers, but you know what? I speak with some of my heart and what's true. Yeah

Once we took god out of the schools took god out of the courtrooms to god out of work to god out of everything We lost a lot God said he would cause a pandemic And that's what he's done. Oh Did he call you Now I'm going to tell you Straight up

We need to keep our eyes focused and start opening them bibles Start supporting the police department Start supporting our president Because trump has done more for the us than any president here lately You have you been lately and we need to quit supporting these stupid racist groups It's quite the message Do you think he's gonna run for prez? Is that what he's doing? He might I mean he might there are a lot of juggalos

He could he could definitely be like a mayor. Maybe not the president, but I think you're a big councilman Superintendents. Yeah, he might have to get some of them to move to the same town though. You know, I mean, right Problem is they might be there. I would I would guess there were a bunch of them there. Hmm. What's the positive jamie lin? What do you see? This is a this is a rough one. Yeah. Um, he looks like he has a clean shirt on A shower He's definitely sobered up. He pulled over to make this message. I like his hat too That's a great point. He didn't do this while driving. Damn jamie. You're so good. I know

You're a nice lady. Um That's it. There you go There you go face tattoo guy. That's a lot a clean shirt is everything, isn't it? Yeah, everything It's really make today. I'm going to be showing one of the most beautiful aspects of white culture. Oh Our feet look like this and I think that's unique and beautiful Yeah, I didn't really understand this baby. I think this looks like a baby. I think this is uh, edward norton's audition tape for american history So wait, I think she was clear. I thought she was serious at first and then I think it's a joke No, no, so there has been a backlash on the talk of white power people like saying like oh white is beautiful

So this is one of the lanes of uh, the white the white the white people This is a white power person. I think so. Yeah, there's a few white power talks that I've been seeing unusual Uh foot to endorse for the feet community. Is she in a tent? Um, is that dog food next? Yeah, that's a can of something What? Wow, I'm not seeing that at all. That's a blue can in the top right corner. Okay, that's open Am I am I seeing isn't that just a filthy baby foot? That's a baby foot. That's a filthy baby. Oh, it's a baby foot No, look at that leg. Look at the size of the foot. Yeah, there's there's no that's like a full kankle

That's like a baby. Yeah, it's a cute little toddler baby. Yeah. Are you sure this is not a joke? Today, I'm going to be showing one of the most beautiful aspects of white culture Our feet look like this And I think that's unique and beautiful Like I'm not sure what the joke is I don't know. She's deeply troubling. I know that's why I like it. It's a good talk. It's a solid fucking talk Aren't we gonna lose take talk soon? I don't speak it. Don't it's like Voldemort. If you don't say it, that would that would hurt jamie The dog might have to do some on the street stuff to find it's gonna have to go find talks

There's a lot of them out there with corona going on The good thing about tiktok is a pipeline with any levands want to come for me I bet that I've read more levay than you have I bet that I know more about the life of levay than you do I bet I've studied the history of the church of satan and it's early So there's also a church of satan thing on tiktok going around right now And there's a lot of stuff of like no, I'm I'm a diehard church of satan No, you're not so she's trying to show you she's diehard. You know what this looks like

Have you ever been to like a traveling carnival and it's like for 25 cents you could go here and see the 12 inch woman Or like all these weird looks just like that snake with the head all the human head on it It's just like mirrors and whatnot and you pay a quarter and walk through like she has it's like Oh, only half an upper body or like something crazy is going on. This is what people do when they come to america Here's all the different types of people in america. Yeah, that's what tiktok's all about It is and they get that k-1 visa They just hop on tiktok. Holy shit. That's it. That's our talk folder. That's it. Oh, wow This was too much fun. You guys are awesome. You guys come back. Please come back

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