Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - 565 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Episode Date: August 19, 2020

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Welcome to another episode of your mom's house podcast. How do you say your mom's house in Spanish? You say la casa de tu madre. Oh, I like it. Yeah. Death row. It's the label that pays me. How do you say your mom's house in Hungarian?

Anjad haza. That's Anjad haza. Really? I think so. If I said it right. How do you say it in Hebrew? Bajt shel ima shelcha. Gross.

No, that didn't sound pretty at all. It didn't sound nice. Say it again. Ima shnebal chenehina. Bajt shel ima shelcha. Okay. Mute your mic. So, welcome.

I hope you guys enjoyed the live streaming podcast. The first one ever, we actually have not yet done it as of this recording, but we know it has happened now. That's what happens at your mom's house. We record in the past, the future, the present. It's everywhere. We time travel, but we hope you enjoyed it. It was a lot of fun.

Yeah. It is the first one ever, and we hope to do more of them if it was something you enjoy. Please let us know. Let us know in the comments. Thank you so much. Did you just burp? I did. Thank you.

I've got a fart in the... Where's the fart? The fart mic's been gone. Oh, God. Yeah. Oh, Jesus. Did you hear that? Did it pick up?

That picked up. Yeah. That was a biggie. Yeah. It was a 100% plant-based diet. We hung out with the Uries the other night, and Brendan's wife suggested this diet that I'm on, and it is creating a lot of wind. Okay.

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Which is great for a beer, you know. Yeah. We have 100% for Burt. We have Jen. We're not going to hurt you. We have the for safety ones. Really excited. A lot of people love the shut up Karen stuff.

We have a mask shirt there. Anal starts at 50, vitamin C, Burt Kool-Aid shirt, so much sugar, boy mom, thick boy, all that stuff. merchmethod.com slash tomcigura. Thank you guys for supporting us. I got to say, just hearing you rattle off the names of those shirts really brightened my day. Oh, it's great.

Let me see all that, Tom. We got some stuff to get into. By the way, in the live show, if you hit that link that I told you about, you can see Ed fucking. So, we'll get into that if you want to take a look at that. Only if you dare. Only if you dare. All right.

You ready to start the show? Oh, my gosh. Let's do it. Yeah. I speak good English. I speak good English. You do not speak. You do, you do.

Do not, do you. Can't speak English? Who was that? Don't bring anyone loving to this. Go run in the fucking stand. Welcome to your mom's house with Tom Segura. Welcome to your mom's house with Tom Segura and Christina Pajitzi. Welcome to your mom's house with Tom Segura and Christina Pajitzi.

Wait, Tom, I kind of, is this the ghost of Christmas future for me? I'm like, I do speak good English. Why is your English going to fall apart more? I don't know, but I feel like, I feel like, what the fuck is going to happen? I just feel like if I don't take care of myself, I'm going, that's going to be me in like 10 years. Yeah. Doesn't she, I mean, we kind of look alike.

I'm not going to lie. I mean, yeah, in the way that I look like Ed, I guess, things could really fall apart. Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah. She's Bulgarian. You got that beautiful mouth. Yeah.

Gosh. Her English, no, so good. You got that beautiful mouth. She's really upset that people are insulting her English, which is what I think is funny, that she's upset people are making fun of her English, so then she puts out a video defending her English with poor English. Yeah. It's pretty great.

Hello, everybody. My name is Mariana Nicolova, a new minister of tourism in Bulgaria. Today, I'm really very angry because people say I speak no good English. I speak good English. I speak good English. You do not speak. You do, you do. Do not, do you.

You can speak English. I have certificate. I have about 57 or 78 certificate that I speak good English, who can speak good English. Everybody in government of Bulgaria speak very, very good English. Yeah. And you do not have, do you do? How do you do? Do not have, right?

Do you do have, do, right? No, to laugh at me, that I speak no English. Right. Okay? Got it. Okay? Okay? I mean, here's the thing.

I have a lot of empathy for people that, you know, speak English or another language. Oh, my gosh. It's hard, and it's not, and I really do. I mean, I feel, I never try to like mock people trying to speak another language. No, I don't speak a word of Bulgarian. Yeah. No, but it is funny that, that she's making a video about the fact that she speaks great English.

Right. And here's the deal, man, is that you can prepare a speech in advance. Well, you could also edit this. Right. You could, you could watch this back and be like, I'll just rerecord this. You know? Right. I'll send this to someone who speaks better English and have them give me notes.

Correct it. And then, and then record that. Right. Like, don't put out the first draft. Yeah, that's what you did. Yeah. You just put out a fucking version that I speak English that goes, you do, you do, do not do you.

So that's the problem there. She's a nice lady. I feel badly for her. I do too, because again, we're, I don't think the joke isn't like, yeah, she can't speak English. It's not easy. Putting out a statement saying, my English is awesome. Yeah.

That's her, that's her statement. I speak English. So then prove that to us. And also, again, with the camera angles, if you're ever going to film yourself. This is the way to do it. Yeah. This is the perfect way to do it. Look down on the camera.

It's really the least flattering. Make sure that your chin is pushed all the way back. Yeah. Why is it good English? Oh, God. Do you do? Do not do you. Do not do you.

Do not do you, bro. Do not do you. Maybe she's saying that. Don't do you. Maybe she's trying to be kind of cool. Yeah. Yeah. Man.

Do not do you. Do not do you, bro. Do not do you. Maybe she's saying that. Don't do you. It hurts to laugh a little bit, honestly. Because of your operation. So I had two.

Okay. I've never had surgery. I've never had anything done. You even had teeth pulled in your life? No. I've never had teeth pulled. You never had wisdom teeth pulled? Oh, yeah.

Sorry. I had wisdom teeth. Right. But this is different. That's different. Yeah. So here's what actually happened. Here's the full story for people so that you understand.

We talked about it and not only do are we done having children, but I'm on the road. And I want to come in all of you guys, too. I'm sick of giving you 140 bucks and 160 bucks. Get the morning after pill. Yeah. You got a little... 20 bucks in my pocket. You got money for buy yourself a coffee after, but you got to get that.

And now, I can just with reckless abandon, just blow loads in everybody I meet. I mean, the only thing is, you still have to worry about STI. They're not, those aren't real. So I go to get the consultation for the vasectomy like a month ago. And as the guys playing with my balls, he goes, oh, you have a, I think you have a hernia. And I was like, what? And he reaches. He goes, oh, yeah, you have a hernia.

I go, I do. And he goes, yeah, does this hurt? And I go, no. And he goes, well, you should go see the general surgeon about it because, you know, he could fix your hernia and I could give you a vasectomy while you're under. So great. And I was like, oh, okay. Two for.

Now, wait a minute, but back to him touching your nuts. Yeah. How does that, is that weird? It's so weird when they check for, you know what they do? Where your sac connects to your body. So picture the highest point, right? Yeah. Yeah.

Under and the undercarriage. Yeah. They reach their finger up under that undercarriage and they feel around in there and you're like, ah. Does it feel like someone's scraping it? Like touching. Like someone's reaching into your insides, you know? So you're like, whoa.

And he's like, oh, yeah, there it is. And I'm like, I don't know what you're feeling, but I go see the general surgeon and he goes, you know, let me see. And he goes, oh, yeah. He goes, does this hurt? And I go, no. He goes, does it bother you? And I go, no.

He goes, well, you don't have to repair it right now. I go, I don't. He goes, no. I go, oh, well, so I don't understand. It's not going to be a problem. It'll, it'll, it'll become a problem. I was like, what? He goes, it'll get worse over time.

But you could not repair it. You don't have to do it right now. And then it'll get worse. He's like, you could do it when it's worse. And I was like, I don't want to do that. Well, wait. So you're telling me the great deal is you could do it now where it's giving you no pain or wait until it gets more and more painful.

Yeah. It becomes a real nuisance. And also I'm not traveling right now and touring. Yeah. So, but I could wait till I'm on tour and then do it. So I'm like, okay. So you're, what you're telling me is I could not address it and just wait till it's more of a burden.

And then do it. He's like, right. I'll do it now pronounced yet. All he tells me, by the way about, he goes, yep, you know, we'll do it. You know, it tells me a date to pick. I pick a date and then he goes, by the way, this is going to hurt much worse than the vasectomy. Like this will hurt you more after.

I was like, oh, okay. That's it. That's all he tells me. It's just going to hurt worse. All right. That's all I hear. That's the prep. There's nothing else.

Well, I agree. First of all, can we just, one thing. What is a hernia? It's like you're, you're pushing your insides out of your, yeah, it's like, it's basically that like an organ has protruded from the cavity, right? A bulging of an organ or tissue through abdominal opening. In really bad cases, it can be that you're like intestines like that. You see that hernia on that guy's belly button right there on the left?

Yeah. So it's like, it's like the sausage comes out of the casing kind of, right? Yeah. Mine isn't there. Mine was like, if you see that, you see that image below that one that you're on? Zoinks. No, the other one. That one.

And you see, you see the guy, the right, right there where the penis, that one, that's mine. That's where it is. Right there. That's exactly where it is. Do you give that to yourself or that just happens? They, here's the thing. You can have an incident where you go, this is where it happened with me.

That doesn't exist. Like he, you know, I was like, could this have happened when I started lifting like two, three months ago? He's like, yeah, it could have, but it also could be older. Like, you know, I don't, I don't have like a, like a lift where I remember being like, oh shit. Like I just did something. You didn't hear it pop out?

Nothing. Like, there's my organ. So anyways, he said on the scale of one to 10, I had a three. So it wasn't like that prominent. It wasn't, you know, it wasn't bulging to the sense where I looked down and be like, oh my God, the fuck is that? Like that's, that's usually when you're, once you become a drawing or a picture, it's like bad.

Do you understand? Like they, they don't, it's always a bad case scenario when it's in a picture. Yeah. But you, that's exactly where mine is though, right? Like you can just see that that's, that's the actual spot. So that's what you reached up under your nuts and touch that from the inside, my outside and then inside my body. So anyway, um, so that's all they tell you is like, we're going to fix this.

And while you're, and if it was just a vasectomy, it would be an outpatient thing and they do it in like a few minutes and they get put local anesthetic and then you go home, you ice your balls and blow up because it's the hernia. That's the actual real procedure that's surgery. They put you under under. And so he's like, while you're under, well, you'll have your vasectomy done and so it'll be like a twofer. I was like, great.

I get to the hospital that morning and I'm laying there and I'm starting to get, let's just kind of anxious, you know, like in a hospital setting, I've never had any surgery and they're like, you know, they keep asking you, do you know what you're having done? I'm like, yeah, like all that, like different nurses combined, you know what I'm having to do? I was like, what the fuck? Yeah, I know what's happening. And they try to trick you, um, because they give you the only instruction they give you

is nothing to eat or drink nothing after midnight, right? Right. So the one of the nurses comes by and he goes, uh, what'd you have for breakfast? And I was like, what I have for breakfast? And he goes, you know, like, was it good? And I go, I didn't have anything for breakfast. I was like, good answer. I go, how often do people, uh, fuck that up?

He goes all the time. All the time. And that, the reason they do that is that in case you go on when you're under anesthesia and you asphyxiate, right, you don't vomit and then choke on your vomit and die. That's crazy. Trickery. Yeah. They try to trick you into, into giving up the info, you know, you could be like, oh,

I had pancakes and they're like, oh, we're not having surgery anymore. So anyways, I tell the guy, actually there's a woman I tell her. She was super hot and she was like, you look like you know how to fuck. And I was like, yeah. Cause I feel like for a vasectomy, they should make it enticing for the men and have topless nurses. Like I would concede to that for you because you're doing this as a sacrifice for the family. And I'd be like, this is my husband's vasectomy.

Can I touch them? Can I touch the changes? Yeah. It's your last, it's your last hurrah as a fertile male. Yeah. Go ahead. So anyways, I tell her, I go, I'm a little anxious and, um, the anesthesiologist comes by and she's like, we're going to give you a little something, take the edge off in a

moment. I go, okay. So as we're wheeling into the operating room, they give me something through the IV and it just is mild. I was like, oh, okay. It's just like a little sedative, you know, and then we're in the room there and he pulls my pants down and he kisses it, kisses my penis and he goes, the last time it's going to feel like this.

So, you know, they, they had to draw a circle around where they're doing it. They're like, which side is the. Yes, they do because sometimes they'll amputate somebody's whole leg or cut off your penis. So I go right here and then he writes yes on my crotch right there. What? No, he doesn't. Yeah. So then anyways, then I'm talking to the lady and she goes, uh, you're going to be out

here in a moment. And I go really like how soon and she goes pretty soon and she's just cranking something in the IV and I'm like, I just don't remember anything after that. I wake up in the recovery room and I feel like I have like just OD'd. I was like, oh, I mean, I could barely open my mind. She's like, hey, I go, what's up? And she goes, so you've been in the recovery room for an hour. I was like, what?

How much time has gone by? And they're like three hours. Oh my God. And then immediately I go back to sleep. Yeah. And then you come in later. I think you said, as I was, we were talking, I fell asleep again. You fell asleep.

So I walked in. Well, first of all, it's during COVID, they really make it a lockdown. And so I can go in there and the nurse was sweet and you were like, and then, um, there was a Chattie Cathy next to you. Do you remember the Chattie Cathy? He was like, yeah, I gotta, I gotta. It was on his cell phone doing the, you know, anyway, you passed out, but while you were out, we thought it was going to be a 45 minute procedure.

It ended up being two hours and I was in the hospital for three and a half hours waiting for you. But during that time, I saw so many confused elderly people. It sucks because during COVID, they can't bring their companions with them. This hospital is supposed to be the best in LA, but they're not very organized. And so I saw. It's a tough place to navigate, honestly, even if you have your faculties, but you're just like, there's so many different buildings and like P3, P4,

the different parking scenarios and that, by the way, P3 does not mean level three on a parking garage there. It's a name of a building. They're like parking P3. I'm like third level. They're like, no, no, P3, the building. I'm like, the fuck is it? Like just crazy shit like that.

I know. So anyway, there is this one lady. There were all I saw in the lobby as I was waiting for you was old people losing their shit because they didn't know if they were in the right place because they don't tell you anything at this hospital. Like we just show up and then we're like, what do we do now? Someone comes to get you when, and there was one lady. You can tell someone's crazy when they wear a sun visor indoors.

I feel like that's a really clear indicator. But she had on like a sweatband and then a sun visor and then the crazy blue blockers. And she was sitting down and she was like, is this where I'm supposed to be? Announcing it, yelling to everybody. Yeah. And it's like, man, what do you need done? I'm having bladder surgery. Like this is the best.

It was the best people watching I've had in a long time. Check in who they because they check you in in a separate level. And you give them your name and your date of birth and all that stuff. Yeah. And they go to see like like the next pod over they go date of birth. And she goes, what? And they go date of birth. And she's like, oh, oh, I just gasped for air.

And I was like, what's happening? I look over and I was like, she's about to die right now. So many people about to die. It was terrible. Well, there's nothing more depressing than hanging out at a hospital. I mean, yeah, but I'll tell you the greatest thing that I've ever experienced is that anesthesia. I understand why Michael Jackson was like, come over and fill me up with propofol at night because that is a sleep that you cannot.

I told and I told you that because I mean, I came up and I was like, it's the best, right? You ever slept that good in years? No. And then we, well, here's the thing, when I finally like get my shit together, I'm like, fuck, it's so like you're coming out of this haze. The nurse sits with me and she's like, she was a nice one. She was nice and she's giving me like the post-op stuff. She goes, I gave it to your wife, too, but this and that.

And then she I go, do I have something for the pain? Because I don't feel pain yet, you know? She goes, yeah, it's kind of mild, though. And I was like, why? And she was like, I don't know. I was like, why don't you give me something stronger? And she's like, well, it's not from me, from the doctor. Like you'd have to see him.

I'm like, I'm not going to fucking find the doctor right now. I'm in this hospital. So whatever, I leave there. We drive home and then I take one of the things. I'm still have that anesthesia running through me. I pass out again for like five hours in the middle of the day. What you never do, you're not a real napper. I'm not a real napper.

And so I was like, Jesus Christ. And I still don't really realize until the next morning I wake up where it kind of hits me that that hernia operation is equivalent to being stabbed. It's so the pain is incredible because it's anything that engages your core at all, meaning clearing your throat, coughing, sitting up, reaching for something, pushing, pulling, picking like anything you do, you engage your abdominal muscles, basically, and it's and I have this huge dressing and wound there. I mean, I was not prepared.

I was like, holy shit. I didn't realize, but I didn't even think about my balls. Everybody's like, ice your ball. I'm like, God, the last thing on my mind is the balls, but your balls looked terrible. My balls were black and blue. Yeah, like a blue streak. It was really weird how symmetrical the bruising was because he's got these two nuts and then there was like a blue stripe down the middle.

And I have to say, you know, I'm not I'm like a shirt coat on where my mom's at. I may have been like, just a little because I've had two children and two episiotomies and I've had to shit through stitches. But now after I saw your wound when I took off her dressing, I was like, oh, that's not good. Oh, so now we're balls. Hold on. I have another fart for you.

We're semi apologizing for diminishing my. I think, I think so. Um, it looks bad. I mean, your balls. When I saw your nuts, I was like, that's not. Yeah, it doesn't feel good. No, it hurts. Do you still feel like jerking off?

Do you still feel horny? No, no, no, the doctor said, you had to go. We had to go back to your vasectomy doctor and we were like, there's somebody in the world because you have to crank out 20 loads. Yeah. Well, he told me a story. He goes up, he goes, so I need you to come 20 times. I didn't say come.

I need you to blow your load. Exactly. Let me see all that. Come. So he said, uh, okay, you come. I wonder if it was Ed Asner. He goes, he goes, uh, so you're going to need to do 20 ejaculations, like keep track of them and then after 20, just in a cup, bring it here and we'll tell

you if there's any live swimmers and then you have to have a second verification done before you get the green light. So where do you jizz? You're, do you have to jizz in the parking lot? The last load that you give him, where do you come? You're in a cup and you bring the cup. Like at your house and then immediately drive it in. You don't have to immediately drive it in.

You just drive it in. Oh, it's not a rush. Well, the sperm is fresh in life. You'd think that he'd want a fresh. That doesn't matter. You jerk off in the parking lot. No, well, he said, I go, he goes, by the way, he goes, you had the hernia. It's going to be a little more painful to get started.

There's no rush because I had a guy who I told him I needed like 15 to 20 and then to come in here and he came in here like 48 hours later. He was like, oh, you told me to get the money. He's like, Jesus, man. He's like, you're going to destroy your, your dick. You know, he did it right after. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. He's just kept jerking off over and over. Well, I thought for sure that there would be somebody dumb enough because you know, like there's. What if somebody thought that your doctor had jerked you off 20 times? Yeah. Yeah, he came and I was like, do you want to do the first one? Yeah.

Do I make 20 appointments with the doctor and he masturbates? You're big alone. I'm going to swallow. So. But yeah, this is way more painful than I thought. I know. Yeah. And I like that you diminished the pain.

It actually makes me hate you now. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I love you. I don't. I had two babies. What does that does anything to do with anything? So much pain.

Let me, let me, let me, let me. This is a narcissistic point of view you're taking all about you. Here we go. Nine months of pregnancy. First of all, no one cares. We're not talking about that. Two miscarriages. Very painful.

We're not talking about that. I did all of this for my, for my family. Just like what you're doing is for your family. I did this for our family. I had, I had bad acid reflux. Narcissism, narcissism, narcissism, narcissism. I had to deliver two of her children. No one's talking about you.

My tits are ruined. Stop making it about you. Jesus. I had to wait in the lobby for like three hours. And I, the wifi wasn't as good as I'd hoped. And the food wasn't good in the, in the cafeteria. Don't I suffer too for this vasectomy hernia operation? No.

This makes me just think you're such an asshole. I guarantee there's going to be such a notable shift in more people hating you. Oh my God. A more notable shift. Yeah. After this episode comes out. What are you talking about? For this, you're, you're being a real jerk.

What, you think they hate me already? For sure. But I think more people will hate you now. Oh my gosh. Yeah. You're being a jerk. I think you just hate me now more. That's true, but I'm with them is what I'm saying.

Making this about you and trying to diminish my pain, but I just apologize. I didn't really apologize. I said, I'm sorry. No, you didn't. Oh, I didn't. No, I'm sorry. I diminished your pain and I'm sorry. But the snacks were not good in the hospital.

I love you. I don't. I don't know. I don't even a little bit. I think you're a terrible person. Can I read some listener feedback? What are you doing? What are you doing that for?

Hey, why are you doing that? You've attacked my son's car three times. You pulled the sticker off it. Are you quite legal to park over somebody's drive? Is it a drive? Don't get too close, please, because I don't want to breathe the same air as you. Well, you are, unfortunately. Well, it's corona, if you don't mind.

So keep back off. You back off. You stop vandalising my fucking son's car, right? You're a bully. Why am I? You're a thief. Get out of here. You're like stealing from your workplace.

Why am I stealing from the workplace? You're a criminal. Why am I a criminal? Well, for one, you're using your phone, aren't you? Oh, it's good evidence, isn't it? Just keep. Who is this person? Park over somebody's drive.

She's just a... This is on TikTok? Oh, how did I miss this? Bamsz. You know what I like about her? And I have the same problem, is when you have a large chest, you have a problem wearing buttoned-down shirts. This is, by the way, the ghost of Christmas future.

This does look like you. You have a similar chest, a similar face, and similar hair, and similar shoulders. You have it together like her. I can tell you. Don't get too close, please, because I don't want to agree for saying there is you. Yeah.

That her hangers are not supported properly. I think you're such an asshole. You're still mad at me? I am. I think you're such a dick. I'm sorry. You mocked my pain? Why?

I was comparing it. This is before you were really in pain. I filmed... Remember, I taped it the day after and you hadn't really... Whoa, whoa, what do you mean? I did wear my mums out the day after your procedure. You taped it on Friday? I taped it on Friday, yeah.

Remember? Yeah. And I was like, oh, Tom's hurting you. Like, I was just, you know... You're a fucking dick. I said I'm sorry. Okay, I hate you. I love you.

I hope you get run over by a bus. I'm sorry, I said. Yeah. Listen, I can't wear buttoned-down shirts. Fuck off, man. Fuck right, man. Don't give fucking time to me, all right? Fuck it up, you fucking cunt.

All right? That's control. I'm fucking cunt. You're an eagle, you're a cunt. I'm fucking cunt. All right? You're an eagle, you're a cunt. You gotta make sure you fucking can't drink.

These assholes are your illegal cunts. Fuck you. I hope that's your new boyfriend. You're a motherfucker. What? You said you're a fucking cunt. You're an eagle, you're a bastard. You're an eagle, you're a cunt.

Fuck you. All right? You're an eagle. I'm just fucking a drink. You're an eagle, you're a cunt. See, now I feel good, because I'm channeling him towards you. Oh, Tom.

You're a fucking eagle, you're a fucking eagle. You're a fucking drink. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

This is awesome. It's good to see that the UK breaks out, like we do. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Kiss.

He's got on the camera, don't worry. He's on the camera, don't worry. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. Are you imagining that I'm the bus driver? Yes. I'm imagining that you're the bus.

No, he's putting soda on the bus. That's great. Now he's got cans of beer. He's opening the door. He's opening the door. Open the door. Open the door. Open the door.

Open the door. Open the door. Oh, shit. Fuck you. Fuck you. Holy shit. That was awesome. That was pretty great.

Yeah. That was awesome. You deserved every second of that. Are you happy again? No. Love me again. No. Do you love me again?

No. On a scale of 1 to 10. Fucking diarrhea shit. Tom. Tom, love me again. No. Love me. Do not do you.

Fucking unbelievable. You know what's great though is that I always feel like Americans are flipping or losing their shit on these videos and it's good to see that the UK can lose their shit. I think there's a good amount of UK people losing their shit. Maybe it's just that I feel like there's so much more refined than us because of shows like Downton Abbey. I assume that all English people are like the people on Downton Abbey. Yeah.

I don't know. Some of them are, you know, there's people all over the world that don't have their shit together. All over the world. It doesn't matter. You're slithering most. I'm just learning your Bessayan language. Your Bessayan language.

Stop. It's all over your fucking brother. Why? Because we're standing against you. My grandma's right behind you. Fucking traitor. Fucking traitor. Grandma fucking fighter.

Hot. Hot. Hot. She's fucking hot. She's super hot. Stop it. Hot. Hot.

Hot. Hot. Hot. You're possessed by somebody. Who are you? I'm the puolani abam. I'm the last. I'm the last of the pierced bloodline.

Tip to toe. I'm a fucking walking mermaid bitch. It's a fucking sky bitch. Look up at the sky. That's God. You don't appreciate God because that's Apollo's great October 12th. Stop. Lucky thing.

I'm a fucking blessing blood. I'll fucking make it rain on your ass. That's why all I see is fucking falling stars. That's how we won all fucking 56. Stop it already. And the tip of the spear. Lucky someone's going to shank you when you drink your blood. That's what we do, Blake.

She's cool. I like this chick. I like her too. And I think actually she is very pretty. She is. And this is the kind of girl it's worth it to go out with. Like just to see what happens. Well, now here's the thing.

We talked about crazy chicks. Now is she going to be a good lay? Yes. That's the good lay. Absolutely. But hold on. It does look a little, she's not too far from the lady at the bus stop. And the pink fanny pack and the pink skull cap, right?

I mean, remember we saw a person at the bus stop? No. I mean, it's look, if you sleep with her, it's going to be a good experience. Your, your living room is going to be set on fire and you're probably going to have your, you know, your windshield cracked and shit like that. You're going to lose material goods. But, you know, worth it. Yeah.

She might steal your social security. She might do things to jeopardize your wellbeing, but it'll be a good lay. You know? Yeah. She's a, yeah, she, she'll hurt you. She'll try to hurt you. Yeah. Yeah.

But that's exciting for you is what you're saying. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. She's exciting. Stop. I'm fucking telling you. You're a fucking liar.

You think that scares me? I'll kick that shit down. You want to see a Spartan kick, bitch? From a mermaid? Huh? Stop. Stop it. Come on, ninety-five, take your bike.

What? That's a nahulu, not a finna moka, dude. You better not touch me, bitch. Now, what language, is she speaking a language or that's just- I don't know what it is, what it's spoken in Guam. There's gotta be a second language. It's Guamanian. It's got to be another island language there, right?

Oh, Chamorro. Chomo? Chamorro. Oh. Not Chomo. Jesus Christ. How do you get a job here, their fuck face? Learn Chomo.

You know that he didn't interview? He didn't interview. Who, Connald? Connald, somebody asked him some of these pressing questions. Yeah, about baby raper and stuff. It's an audio-only thing, but they asked him. Do you remember me? I do remember your brother, what's up there?

I just wanted to check on you again and maybe ask you a few more questions if that would be all right. Are you busy, brother? I'm on my way to get some more cops, but you go ahead and shoot away at them on the road right now. Are you sure I should be talking to you on the road? Isn't that kind of dangerous? Not for me. I'm fat smoker. It's going to take down cops right now during this call.

If you're always on the move, then how do you get money? How do you make a living? God gives it to me, brother. I don't know if you're Christian or not, but everywhere I go I get a full tank of gas. Is that for free? For free. God gives it to me because of what I do, you know? Yeah.

I think it's up in your car, but a lot of your videos kind of show you in different rooms, like hotel rooms or apartments or something, and I'm not really sure what's going on. I usually run into a lot of hot fates on the road here. I do. I run into a lot of different chicks or different people out here, and I know a lot of people. Cool. There's a lot of people. There's a lot of people.

Is baby raper a legitimate term? Are they legitimately baby rapers, or is it just like a term? Well, a lot of times it is just a slander deal, but the way you can find out in my work is just the percent of the ones that label baby rapers are baby rapers. I like that he's that well thought out. He's like familiar with the term slander. He's like, hmm. I know.

I've gotten phone calls about slander a few times. Yeah. Yeah. I've never actually heard of anyone who's a legitimate baby raper. Yeah. I think baby rapers got more of a punch to it, don't you? Yeah, it does have more of a punch to it. Thank you.

Have you ever been shot? I have been shot. I've been hit. I've been hit. I've been hit. I believe it. It's not everything you can be, but I've never been beat up. No.

That's that. When I get beat up, I'll quit doing what I do. Oh, okay. Well, wow. Never been beat up, but he's been shot and stabbed. So did you ever actually put anyone away? Because I think you said something about putting some guy called Jess Sad away or something like that.

That was that. She's the police. That took him down. Yeah. The police. What state was that in? Harvard, Nebraska. Yeah.

My name is Matt. Yeah. So what is the origin of this? I mean, this guy is asking all the important questions. Yeah. It was a guy that just went through, like found Fedsmoker and then had an interview with him. I think Zolo actually prepped it.

Zolo, do you have any background info on him? Yeah, because he's very well versed in this guy's career as a Fedsmoker. Yeah, so this guy, he was just a fan of Fedsmokers and he found him through YouTube and he managed to contact him through one of his many YouTube channels and he got his phone number and he just was willing to do an interview. And then he just answered the phone, answered all these questions and then like 20 minutes and he's like, hey, what's your name? Yeah.

Just like, yeah. Answers all these. He's like, who are you? Yeah. By the way, so wait, how long ago was this? Several years back. I don't remember the exact year. Wow.

That's pretty crazy that this guy had a fan base, essentially. Yeah. Before we picked up on his work. This guy really, I mean, one of the things about him is that he set up so many YouTube channels. Like that guy that we interviewed last week, remember he was saying, I remember in one of his videos, he was insulting him for like, oh, did you move to this or this? Because he doesn't just stay in one place.

He just has like 15 YouTube channels, which obviously is, you know, it's the mystery of Fedsmoker. You have to like hunt down all the clues, but it's also a burden to anybody trying to follow him. You're like, you have fucking 15 channels, man. What are you doing? It adds to the lore, to the legend. Say again, you there?

Mr. Fedsmoker? I'm not sure what's going on here. He sounds like Fedsmoker too, doesn't he? That's it. That's the interview. He does make a good point that Baby Raper is a little, it's a bit of more of a punch. His pedophile does sound more clinical. Yeah.

He's got a good point there. Yeah. He's really good at branding. Yeah, but that guy that interviewed him sounded a little like the Fedsmoker. He kind of. Yeah. He's like, so why Baby Raper? He's like emulating.

Sir Fedsmoker. He's like, interesting that you caught on to that. Can I read some listener feedback? Yeah. So just general feedback? Just going through the emails. I like to keep up the pulse of the show. This is from episode 560.

A pilot's perspective. Hey, Tom and Christine. I'm an airline pilot and fly for a US based airline. As I was watching episode 560, I heard you mentioned that some flight attendants are real dogs. I have to agree with you as I've seen plenty. Some so big they walk sideways down the aisles. As for Potter's comments, we have many cool black guy flight attendants. They exist.

I love the podcast and always keep them high and tight. Oh, this is from Christina. This is a lady. Oh. I was writing this. So that's even more interesting that she agrees that some flight attendants are real dogs. Our dogs. Yeah.

Yeah. She's right. There certainly are. Thanks, Christina. That's too bad. Yeah. Yeah. I think we should make a No Dogs Allowed policy for the flight attendants, male or female.

Okay. But we were discussing Darman last episode and he's really put a special place in your heart. Everybody that I've sent, I've sent his videos to friends, like, you know, not people that listen to the podcast and they're all, all react the same way. What the fuck is going on? What is this? Yeah.

He upsets you a lot. Yeah. I sense that it really sticks in your crow. What particularly upsets you the most? It's nonsense. It's just such utter nonsense. Paula, by the way, have suggested to me some people that, that he is like using bots for the reason like that he employs like a factory of bots somewhere to drive this up.

Jack up the numbers. Yeah. We, I, I sense that. Because they're so bad. They are bad. But I have to admit that I enjoy bad to a certain extent. Yeah. Yeah.

It's amusing. It's funny. So how bad it is. Yeah. It's so, like, basic and so rudimentary. Like to have, you know, don't mistreat a pork or what? I know. Like, gosh.

But, um, he does seem a little inauthentic, like at the end when he's like, Hey, to your man, Van, it's kind of like, Hey guys, remember, we're not just making videos. We're changing lives. Yeah. Well, you're just making videos. Dear mommies, after listening to Darman's cool videos and hearing your curiosity, I found I can easily tell you the target audience, teenagers. As a high school faculty member, I can tell you they are in great need of this basic human

guidance and that I would consider using these videos with students. Why you ask? Well, I know of or have witnessed teenagers urinating on homeless man's bedroll in pack, referring to dented cans and bottles as having Down syndrome, bouncing their hands off black students' hairdos and tricking overweight students into streaking on camera while blindfolded. What? What?

Darman's videos have the potential to teach these subhumans how to not get murdered in the real world. Thanks, Darman. So don't be stingy, Paul. This is somebody suggesting that these are best for teenagers? Like people who don't know proper behavior, but heavily damaged, heavily seriously, someone in rehab or something. Yes.

People who really don't understand how to live, you know, Christian community, maybe watches it. Yeah. It's like those old... Dar has, by the way, Dar has felony charges that they... I know. Yeah. For fraud and forgery.

Yeah. Legit charges. Oh, here it is. Yeah. They charge him with four counts of grand theft, two counts of attempted grand theft, six counts of forgery. So he's... Wow.

Yeah. But that was before I started making these videos, man. Sure. That is... That is... They're just strange. The videos are fucking strange, man. Wow.

Well, the world is a special place. Okay. Five Strokes Dental Update. I recently listened to your podcast where you mentioned your new hygienist, five stroke flossing technique. Remember, I mentioned that. I was told to go... That you're not doing it right.

That I wasn't flossing correctly. And so she said, you have to go one, two, three, four, five, one, two, three, four, five. At first I thought she was batshit crazy, like fed smoker crazy, but decided to try it out. As a regular flosser, I was a bit surprised to see thick, hot, red blood. More blood than there's ever been in my life, especially since I didn't smoke any meth first and figured maybe it was a good thing. My gums were so sensitive afterwards, but flossing is supposed to be painful, right?

Anyways, crazy patty is onto something and I'll continue to five stroke it. Yes, it shouldn't take, quote, 10 minutes unless you're completely arwarded. Love you, mommy. Piss on me. Beat me, Megan. So that's really interesting that you guys are now trying the five stroke flossing technique and let me know if it works for you. We could start a whole new five stroke flossing movement.

But I feel like the flossing technique has to be out there already, right? I mean, is this new? It was new to me. And as somebody that prides themselves on being a flosser... Yeah, you've always been a big flosser. But now I'm into the soft stick floss and I go through it every night. I do five, five, five, five, and that's been really helpful for me. So let me know if you guys are fucking Jew friend, that clip that says he's not a fucking

Jew. Yeah, that's not the way I would introduce our friend. I wouldn't say it like that. I would totally revise the way I bring up that guy. How do you bring him up? I don't know. How do you say it? Our mouse pad friend.

Oh, the mouse pad guy. I am a fucking Jew. Yeah. That guy? Yes. For yummy pussy. Yes. The yummy pussy guy.

Hey, mommies, homeboy is a Jew and not Russian because Ashkenazi Jews are both a race and religion. Because of the rampant anti-Semitism in the Slavic world, a lot of Jews don't see themselves as Russian, but ethnically Jews. For example, my mother was born in the USSR and what today would be Ukraine. She spoke Ukrainian, the local dialect, and Russian, which is why they taught them in school and she had a Russian name. But when I did 23andMe, I found that I don't have even a little bit of Slavic blood in

me. Just 60% fucking Jew from my mom's side. So there you go. So that's just an interesting perspective. It's both a race and a religion. What do you think, Nadav, any thoughts? Yeah, absolutely. I agree.

I thought you could look at someone and be like, oh yeah, that's a fucking Jew. Did you see the Oakland A's coach, that whole storyline? No. Can you go to my Twitter? You'll see if you go to my Twitter because this guy, yeah, some people, I couldn't believe that anybody took issues. Just scroll here, scroll a little more. You'll see the video a little bit more.

There, this guy. And then, so that coach got in some heat, right? So apparently the A's, they do karate chops instead of fist bumps, duck, duck, duck, you know, when they come up. Is that how you do karate chops? No, no. So I'm giving you the full story. So they do karate chops instead of fist bumps.

You can see some of them doing this, right? So that guy is waiting for players and he has arm extended, palm down. And then you can see one of the players grabs his arm and is like, hey, probably don't do it like that. And then he does body language that suggests like, yeah, you're right, I shouldn't do the Z-tile. Oh, right, yeah. So he does it again.

And whatever. I don't think his life should be over, but I just made a comment, you know, mockery kind of of it, above there, right, where I say, what's the big deal? It's just the standard salute you use to greet the fewer or the folks or the fellows after a double play. The baseball is back. So many people were like, you're inflaming this. You're like, sorry, sorry that I quoted a video of a guy who's clearly has his arm extended

like everybody else is doing this, by the way, just has the elbow out. He has, I mean, I don't, I don't want you to fucking bash his brains in and, you know, ruin his life, but like, I can make fun of them for that, right? Of course you can. And he clearly acknowledges it's a mistake. Yeah, he's like, oh yeah, I forgot. Yeah, this guy right here is like, dude, put your fucking arm down. Just happens.

He's like, oh yeah. Looks like I'm saluting Hitler, doesn't it? And then he does it again. Okay, dude. I know. Yeah. It's just a commonsensical thing and people get really crazy over this kind of stuff. And somebody brought up, they were like, that's the way we used to do the Pledge of

Allegiance. That was, I mean, there's so many people that got mad that people were making fun of this guy and highlighting this, that like you, you heard all the different spins on it. Somebody was like, that was the standard way to do this Pledge of Allegiance. Like this wasn't during the Pledge of Allegiance. Yeah, what are you talking about? What are you talking about? So apparently before it was hand over heart, it was arm extended like that.

I'm like, yeah, but this has nothing they did. The pledge was like this? I wonder when that changed. I don't know, man. Wait, Tom. In the thirties? The pledge was like this? No, the pledge was arm extended.

Oh, like to Seagile the flag? Yes. Oh, no. Google that. Yeah, yeah. That's what they said, though. That was the old way to. To Seagile the American flag?

Well, you weren't Seagile. And that was just apparently how it was done. Oh, how funny. Yeah. The Bellamy salute. Can you, can you, can you look up Bellamy salute? That's what it's called. And then images or something.

Yeah, Google. There you go. Oh, my God, we did. Yeah. Seagile is towards the American flag right there. And that's before. Right. But somebody brought that up.

I was like, yeah, this wasn't during the national anthem and he wasn't like, I'm really married to the old 20th, early 20th century way of saluting the flag. It's like, it's not what's happening. Yeah. But it is peculiar, right? Yeah, it's pretty funny, though. Always funny. Yeah, man.

Salute the flag however you want. You need to make clear. It's your flag. Do whatever you want. So. Oh, but speaking of our friend, our mousepad friend, you say he's for sure a Jewish man, but I bring to you this evidence. Immaculate Mary, your praises we sing, you reign now in splendor with Jesus, our King.

Thank you. Oh, oh, oh. Ave, ave, ave Maria. That is a Catholic man. That's beautiful. Yes. Ave, ave, ave Maria. Ave, ave, ave Maria.

For yummy pussy. Yeah. Yeah. 100 percent culture. Well, he definitely needs to change the batteries in his smoke detector. That is one of the things that moves you up on the YMH playlist is when you don't change the batteries on your smoke detector. But I tell you, all I have to hear is two chirps and I'm changing the battery.

Yeah. Like it doesn't, even if it chirps. I don't know how anyone sits through endless chirps, chirp, chirp, chirp. Oh, we've gotten up at four in the morning to change batteries. I've changed it right away. Yep. It's pretty great. No way.

No way, Jose. No thanks, Tom Hanks. That's the new one. Is that a new one? Instead of saying no way, Jose, you can say no thanks, Tom Hanks. When did that start? TikTok. I saw it on TikTok.

It's in my stories. No thanks, Tom Hanks. Instead of saying no way, Jose, you say no thanks, Tom Hanks. Okay. This is our lyrics to a song. No. I don't know. Okay.

It was on my stories feed. Okay. Yeah. No thanks, Tom Hanks. What do you make of this proud Jewish man converting to Catholicism? What's going on? And how soon will you do it? I think he's just very learned.

He's trying to cover the bases. We all know that by blood, he is still fucking Jewish and kosher. It's wild because I know from my perspective, I've never heard these songs before. I don't know how to spell Santa Claus. This guy is putting himself out there and learning. It's true. He's learned. That's true.

Maybe he's trying to get a grip. Well, hats off to you, sir, because you are big on learning a lot, knowing a lot of people. You have your mouse pads. You have your Jewish faith. And now you've just, you look like you made the full leap into Catholic gear and songs. Andy's learning to sing, which is always a good thing to expand your interests. That's true. That is very true.

Very proud of you, sir. Come on, Mark. Don't be stingy. You ready for an update there? You're so in love with him. Oh, God. If you watch the live show, you, of course, got to see him pull the skin back on his dick and have C-Mark fuck him.

But this is something that we can show you that's another update. You don't have to be just wanting. I want real bad, too. Sure. Oh, Jesus. Oh. I'd love to be in your arms laying either under you or on top of you or just standing there holding each other.

I don't care. Yeah. It's a good way to start. It is a nice way. Oh. Oh, no. Thank you. Oh, yes.

Thanks. Yes. I can't see the bottom part yet. Nope. You don't have to walk back. There you go. Now I can see it. But now I have to move mine.

Yeah. Huh? Oh, no. So that you can see that. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Well, I want to get you, too.

I think we each have a good mouthful and we can have some good fun. That's right. Well, you're not hard on the eyes. And I like your personality. Yeah. Let me put it this way. You're not coarse or gruff, but you're not pansy either. You're just right.

You're just the kind of man I want. Nice. Yep. Especially now for me, I thought mine was going to be easier at this time, but I remember my grandmother whenever something like this happens is when I was growing up and I had plans and then they changed for no cause that I caused, and I'd complain about it. And my grommies tell me, well, son, she'd say, man proposes and God disposes, so don't worry about it.

He knows what he's doing. Tom. Yeah. Okay, grandma. I won't, I won't worry about it then. Is he masturbating and telling a story about his gammy? Yeah. At the same time?

Well, yeah. I mean, his grandma has nothing to do with why he's masturbating. His grandma is really to share the story about how things can happen for any reason and change, you know. Oh, it's a story of change. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A parable or whatever. She's like, that's what my mom used to say.

You prepare for a guy with a little dick and he's got a big dick and you're done. You know, that kind of thing. Yeah, they're there, but like I say, I'm built in such a way that they hang very far back. They don't hang down, they're just back and very close to the top. They're not baggy. Got it. It doesn't matter how warm it gets. Okay.

They're just sweating like a black man and they don't go down. What? What? That has nerves. Racist. What? I didn't know the black people sweat more than everyone else. What?

Did you know that? No. Sweating like a black man. What? I had no idea. Just like a, there's no other, there's, wait, hold on. There's no additional thing to the metaphor. Just sweating like a black man.

Yeah. Like a black man in whatever, outside in the, yeah, no, this is just a, you know, how blacks are always sweating and there's usually a second part of that. Sure. Yeah. Just in general, just like all of the black guys, black man in a warehouse or something, right? Right.

There's nothing that he's doing. Black man holding sand. Right. Yeah. Right. Yeah. There's always something, but. Well, let me just bring the camera to me.

I think that it's satisfied, satisfied that nice mouth of yours. Oh my God. Well, I know yours will be tasty. Oh, I love this guy. Filling like a meal. No. Is it, is there, that's, that's my hole. That's where it spits.

Oh. Well, I'll have to check that later, but I, I can't see. I've never, never noticed it when I clean myself. Oh, there's something on the hole. No, I'm, I'll check it. I'll check it. Well, I can't, I can't do the camera and yeah, I'm holding the camera. Let me see.

Let me, let me see, let me see if I can sit here so it'll look down enough. I'd like to hear Mark's voice. I know. It's not going to get hard till I'm ready to come, I'll tell you that. You know what I, I have, I've gotten appreciation for Ed's use of language. He really has a flowery descriptive style of communication. Well, you're really going to like these next couple of clips. Oh boy.

Thank you for. I can already feel that warm mouth. Yeah, that's been a long time. Oh, I'm trying, I'm trying to imagine you sucking on it. I don't like it. Oh, I can, I have to feel your mouth. Oh, wow. Oh yeah.

God, I'm going to be sick. I have to have lunch after this. I don't think I can. I'm going to fucking vomit. This is so gross. I'm going to need therapy after this. Jesus, just come already. All right.

How long does this guy take? All right. I want to die. Oh my God, will you kill me please? I want to die after this. This is so horrible. It's been a long time. My back hurts.

Oh my God. I am all wet now. Sweaty. Yeah. It's like a black guy? I have to go take a shower anyway. Okay, I'll do the same. That's it?

That's the end of the thing? All right. God, go shower now. Come on, Mark. Don't be stingy. Yeah. That's how he sucks. Like a black man.

He just signs off. That's it with Mark. Like, he's really one of those guys that he dumps and he runs away. Yeah. That's how guys are. That was so fantastic. That has made me almost forget about how much I hate you today. I thought you were over that.

Don't be pleased with yourself, Nadob. Nadob's happy because he brought you a good clip and now Nadob's pleased with himself that you enjoyed it. It's pretty great. This is horrible. I've got to get hard till I'm ready to come on. Don't we have any clips of dad's... Somebody's grandfather. Dad's and trains or something.

Oh my God. Is there anything more innocent we could... Remember that episode where we tried to be clean for 20 whole minutes? Yeah, that was boring. Everyone hated it. There's something about it. That's my hole. That's where it spits.

Oh my God. Imagine having to go down on that. No. Yeah. Thank God, no. I just don't like how descriptive he'd be towards me. I'd be like... Okay, you come.

Like that? Okay, you come. Your turn. Mark. You come now. What if he said it to you? Show me. Show me that mouth.

Come. Come. Come. Okay, Tom. Let me see all that, Tom. Let me see all that, Tom. You've got a real colorful beard, Tom. I want to see that come rubbed into your beard.

Oh, fuck. All right, Tom. It's not going to get hard till I'm ready to come on. God, what a nightmare. God, he is the best. He is the best. I fucking hope there's more videos hidden somewhere that we discover over time. Really, just such a wonderful man.

That orgasm was something. That was a lot. I mean, he thought he was going to die during that. He was really struggling. I know. But if he has a heart attack, he's not in good shape. Yeah. He could.

Yeah. Well, it's true. It's a big hushy on you. I know. You've got to take care of yourself for a number of reasons. One reason is that you could die while coming if you don't take care of yourself. That's absolute truth. Yeah.

You can't have a heart attack. Well, at least he was having fun with Mark. He and Mark had a good time together. Do you think it's always with Mark or there's the different guys on the other end? I think he's a lot of his just with Mark. I really do. You know one thing. He's going to come up.

You bet him when it comes to you. You're good and bad. Tony. Tony. Tony John's. Let's live in the mood. Tony John's switch speed here has weighed in on a lot of things. Don't do it.

It's bad. Don't drink and drive. I got a DUI baby. He's got a lot of opinions. He doesn't always follow his own advice. Yeah, I love Tony. You know what I haven't? I've thought about Tony a lot in this regard, but I haven't actually had the information

from him. I've been wondering these last few months, what are his thoughts on COVID-19 on coronavirus? And luckily today we're like, hey, got an update. Oh, fantastic. Tony's weighing in. Did he release an official statement? I think him and Fauci coordinated this together. This is actual National Health Institute in conjunction with Dr. Tony John's.

Oh, wow. So let's hear. Hey, what's going on, everybody? You know, I just want to let everybody know, you know, it's COVID, you know, 19 virus. It's getting, you know, pretty dangerous. You know, I personally am super, super spooked out about this COVID-19. You know, I, you know, I, you know, I feel bad, you know? Because all you really got to do, you know, is shower and wash your hands, you know?

And it's like a lot of people, they don't, they don't do that, you know? So what I'm asking from people, you know, is just to wash your hands, you know, shower, shower, you know, distance yourself. There you go. See, I'm on a self quarantine right now. I'm not, you know, having any girls. I'm not. Well, I.

That's very thoughtful. I, I partied with a girl last night, but what I'm saying now is I'm going to self quarantine myself, you know? Starting now. I've, I've been in quarantine. I haven't seen, well, last night. Well, last night. To people, you know, if more people would self quarantine, you know, more people would,

you know, not go out, you know, you know, I've been making, you know, my SpaghettiOs at home. Okay. Emily, you left your code in my place about three weeks ago. I need you to come scoop up this code, Emily. You just said stay home. But that is a nice. Your jacket.

Yes. I am wearing a female's jacket. But what I'm going to say though is, yeah, it's kind of cool if it's pretty good. Anyways, what I'm going to say though is seriously this COVID-19. It's serious, right? Got to stop. Okay. Please wash your hands.

And shower. Please. Yeah. That's weird. That was weird. Is that Siri? Yeah. Just turned on.

She's turned on by Tony Johns. That was so bizarre. Well, it was bizarre. But I love Tony and thank you for taking this pandemic seriously and encouraging people, not just to socially distance and wash their hands, but also to shower and to stay home unless you had a girl come through the night before, in which case you got to start quarantining now. And the other girl left her jacket at your house three weeks ago, too.

She came by. You want to see what this, you know, champ just did? Is there a supercut of the, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, COVID, you know, 19, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know. I mean, that might be a record. That might be a record. Really good work.

Yeah. That's really a lot of your nose. That's a lot of your nose. A lot of your nose. We've had a lot of people say, you know, I'm saying, you know, I mean, COVID, you know, 19 virus. So ridiculous. COVID, you know, 19 virus.

And don't forget, you know, you need to, you know, shower and wash your hands. Yeah. But you have to literally none of the medical be like, make sure you shower. No, you can get away with just washing. Yeah. The hands are a real big part. Your armpits. They don't really matter as much.

I mean, you should shower on your own trust Tony John's quarantining. No way. Right. What do you think he's really doing? Cause he is out of jail and he's doing his community service. I think he's done with that. I want to say he's probably done with that. Yeah.

But he's still trying. You know, he's a party guy. So I'm wondering if this has been really, really difficult for him and COVID, you know, 19 COVID, you know, 19 has been different. Yeah. For a guy that part parties and stuff. Yeah. This has got to be really tough on him.

I mean, half the staff is that way. The party boys. Yeah. Sure. Yeah. I know. But for Tony John's, especially that was his whole persona and, you know, take your over, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, like this is a more subdued Tony

John's. Do you know 19 virus idiot, you know, 19 virus, you'll like this, you always like this kind of thing. Sure. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Get off here. Look at the state year.

I'm going to hurt. Here. Just take a shot in my garden. You still got. Here. I was brilliant. Yeah. It's fucking exceptional.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's fine. I'm sorry. Yeah. It's fucking exceptional. Oh my God. What do you do though?

It's hilarious. What do you do when you got a shit like that? You shit in this person's garden. You do, right? Yeah. Because obviously. If it's an emergency, I mean this has got to be an emergency shit, right? And especially during COVID, it's not like public restrooms are open and available right

now. That shit is so fucking ridiculous. You walk around anywhere and you're like, I got a pee and they're like, not here. Yeah. Well, that's the problem is that your bowel's needs are still consistent, but you don't have those safe haven toilets to go to anymore. There's so many places too that don't just don't let you pee anyways. I know.

It's so fucked up. Even like during regular time, you can walk into a store and they're like, oh, there's no bathroom here. Where am I? I'm a human being. I know. Citizen. I would like to, I have to go to the bathroom.

They're like, find one. Not here. Yeah. And you know they're lying to you because employees have to do this shit. Because they go. Yeah. That's not for the public. Well, if a place says that, that sells things though, you got to be like, oh, I'm not going

to buy anything from you. No, fuck you. I'll tell you, the best thing ever was when I was shopping for maternity clothes once and there was a restroom that they purposely had for pregnant ladies so that you could pee as you were shopping, which was really smart. Yeah, that's fair. And they should have that everywhere. They should.

And then just eat and drink. He had to shit right away. Everyone's got to go to the bathroom. I don't know what the fucking problem is. But I do like that this guy laughed at this versus like Karen. Yeah, he's getting really upset. Yeah. Trying to hurt him or something.

Yeah, like obviously the guy had to shit. Nobody wants to shit. Is this really the Sissy of Fremont Street? He's back? What? Wait. Wow. What?

Hold on. Oh God, I missed that guy. The Sissy of Fremont. You guys maybe don't remember him. How can I forget? I'm looking for a white lady that's tattooed and dominant and be willing to put me in a dress and beat the shit out of me. Call me.

I'm the Sissy of Fremont Street. Yeah. Hi. I remember him. He's so sweet. Sissy Gemini. Yeah. Again, you stupid white bitch.

That's what I'm looking for. It's a stupid tattooed white bitch that put me in a dress and beat the shit out of me. Call me. You got a tattoo? I got one tattoo. I'm waiting. White slut. Again, he does that thing where he kind of, he leads with I want to be submissive and

then he's insulting. It's like this switch going on. It's confusing for me. It's very confusing. I'm not sure what he wants. Yeah. But you're interested. Either way.

You're not sure what he wants, but you're interested. I like that he puts me off kilter like that emotionally. Yeah. That's the allure of the Sissy of Fremont. Sissy of Fremont Street. You don't know where it's going to go. Yeah. But he wants you, he wants me to put him in the dress and insult him, right?

He wants a pretty white tattooed bitch, put him in a dress, insult him to grade him, probably whip him and call him names, but at the same time he's calling this presumed dominant person. He's insulting her. Yeah. That's, I don't think you're supposed to, are you supposed to insult your dog? I don't think so. Yeah. I thought that was the whole point is that you're submissive.

So I don't, I'm confused. Yeah. So let's see what the update is here. I'm pretty excited. Do the dance but do a dance for you. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la dance for you. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Boom.

Boom. Boom. Do that dance for you. Do that dance for you. Yeah. Come on and give me a hand job, too. That, this, I don't think this is good. What do you mean?

I don't like this. It's not good. It's great. I don't like it. This is a fantastic video. This definitely made me jump inside. That made you feel bad. Yep.

Not the fucking, that's my pee hole. It's where the spit comes out of, Mark. Nope. That doesn't freak you out. This does. This does. Yes. Wow.

You and I have vastly different tastes. This would make me, like, if you walked down a hallway in a hotel and this was in the hallway, I could feel like my adrenaline surge and my fight or flight thing go through the roof. Oh, no. I think this is fun. This guy's harmless. What?

Yeah. Come on, Mark seems to me. So who would you? You're scarier. I'll tell you why. Come on, Mark is scarier. No way. Ed Asner because he can pass for normal.

Ed Asner can sell you an insurance policy and then has this dungeon side to him. The Sissy of Fremont, Ed, he can't cover. Like, he's the Sissy of Fremont all the time because he's crazy. Motherfuck, motherfuck, fuck all your motherfuckers and you assholes. Come on, pump motherfuckers. Let's get it on. Come on, you lousy scum-sucking dogs. Pump motherfuckers.

I like it. He changed his hair. Yeah, he did. The hair is not the same. Hey, come on. Give me a hand job, too. Who would you rather sexually be with? The Sissy of Fremont.

Jesus. Don't know hesitation. Really? Yeah. Well, for one thing, this guy likes girls and he likes a dominant. You got to take that out of there. Pretend that I'm Mark. Like, I'm a guy.

No, just pretend you're you and that Ed's thing is just, you know, just take the male out of it. Right, like he likes chicks. Yeah, he likes chicks. I'm more comfortable with 100 percent crazy. Like, at least I know like this guy is just, he's on another planet. This is how I know you have poor judgment. Ed Asner can pass for normal and therefore is more scary to me because he's weirdo behind

closed doors. I'm telling you, I know not to let you make decisions. Seriously? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think? Oh, well, come on. Who would I rather be with? Yeah.

The Sissy of Fremont or Ed Asner? Yeah. Ed Asner. He's respectful. Yeah. Like, I give him direction on like, hey, can you imagine what's behind this guy's, what's behind his door? Like the kind of shit that's in Sissy's closet.

Yeah, literal skeletons. Skeletons in his apartment. Peaceful. I think Ed Asner would lure you in with pretending to be normal and then he would stab you 50 times and bury you. No, no. No, Ed Asner's a sweetheart. And the carpet.

No. He's nicer than your grandpa, you know? Yeah. He's like a... So? No, he doesn't make you guys both agree on it. That's where it spits. Please don't.

I don't like it. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. John. Oh. Oh. Oh.

If you're going to play guys coming, at least do RPC for me. Oh, yeah. Get off. I like it. Oh, get off. Yeah. I like a catchphrase if you're going to do it. The problem with that is he doesn't have a good catchphrase.

Who's that? Ed Asner doesn't say anything when he comes. He says beautiful things. Let me hear. He just goes, I'm going to come, Mark. I'm going to come. Oh. Oh.

Oh. He doesn't have like a phrase like, yeah. Oh. Especially now for me, I thought mine was going to be easier at this time, but you know, I remember my grandmother whenever something like this happened. Yeah, they're there, but like I say, I'm built in such a way that they hang very far back. No.

Is it? Is there? This is way more normal. That's my hole. That's where it spits. Well, I'll have to check that later, but I can see Mike and already feel that warm mouth. God, it's been a long time.

I just don't want to hear all this chatter. I'm trying. I'm trying to imagine. I don't like it. What are you not like? Oh, I can. I have to feel your mouth. Oh, yeah.

It's just. It's just a. But here's the thing. The Sissy of Fremont is so whacked that you may not even have to do all the stuff with them. The Sissy of Fremont could be dropped into seven and just like be any of the like the serial killer. But he's like, huh, huh.

Let's ask Chris. Chris is a balanced person. Okay. He's the finalist of all of us, the most normal. Who do you choose? Yeah, Ed Asner. And I think it's an Academy Award winner too. And by the way, do you have a debate about which of these guys, like, is it a real hard

choice? No. Like, what is your, your normal brain tell you is to stay away from? I mean, this is your Fremont. Yeah. Terrifying. I mean, I'm serious. It really makes me question.

I don't think he's that terrifying, maybe because I'm used to crazy. I mean, I just think Ed Asner is creepier because you see his dancing. I know. A very nice dance and he sings and he makes up. So I like to sing and dance too. Does that, does that make me nutty? I mean, all right. I don't know.

I just, I, I like a good song and dance. I'm playful. I guess I'm more playful. I don't like this at all. I don't like it. He sounds like he's fighting himself. He's fighting his dick. He's dying right now.

Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm going to throw up. I feel ill. I need to lie down. Sometimes you really got to work for him. Sometimes you really got to work for him. Is it hard for you like this to master it? I mean, there's days where you're like, oh, it's really good.

But no, it's not usually this difficult. It sounds like he's having a hard time. A hard time of it, yeah. But then after he's like, I'm so sweaty, I got to go more. And he just hangs up on it. Sweaty like a black. I know. So bizarre.

I don't know. God, thank God you don't sound like that when we do it. We make sweet marital love. Sweating like a black man. That's silly. That's my hole. That's where I spit out. What does he say?

That's where it spits. That's where it spits. Yeah. Nope. I don't like any of them, but I choose the sissy of Fremont. I don't. Here's the deal. The sissy of Fremont won't.

He won't come. I don't think that he'll actually do anything sexual. I don't think he's so out of his mind that he's just going to sing and dance with you. He's literally terrifying. Yeah, he might cry or something. Terrifying. Okay.

You know who you might do well with? My man, white folks in Memphis. White folks? Yeah. What's the reason why you don't like white bitches? Black bitches. I love... Hold on.

Hey, black bitches, when you hitting their pussy, they throw it back. White bitches is later on. I don't like it. You don't like it. You're bad. I don't give a fuck.

That's 100% me if I move from Memphis. Absolutely. That's a white guy. That's a white guy? You don't think he has some flakes in him? Oh, he's got flavor in him, but he's a white guy. Oh, right. Sure. Wait, but I don't understand how do black chicks do it.

They would just wiggle their hips around. No, he's saying they throw it back on you. Like a white woman just lays there. Yeah, they're into it. Yeah, fucks you back. Yeah. I like this dude. You should pull more of his stuff.

I sent you that page. He really says some shit, man. Wasn't Mr. White folks in a pimp documentary as well? That might be a different white folks. I don't know. I'm not sure who was the white folks. I just want to make sure we're not cheating the actual

Mr. White folks. This is legit white folks right here. He's like, we're in a black bitch. I like this shit. I think you really like him. Oh, yeah, he's great. I love this guy. I love it. I heard you bitches was looking for me.

Was it time? I wasn't sure we get to do it. We've been curating so much. And we've been on death row with, we don't know what's happening with the tiktok and the U.S. government.

China, who knows, is now saying that you have to sell tiktok by a certain date or we're going to ban, I don't know, there's all kinds of stuff. So you've been really heavy into your talks. That's right, Tom. I hear you preparing all the time. Doing your work.

I just, I always hear, I'm like, oh, is that someone getting stabbed? Where is that? And then it's like, oh no, Christina's going through her talks. I like to do it when I'm on the toilet. I like to curate whenever I can a few minutes here and there. Well, walk us through some of these hits. Yeah, I'd love to.

Anybody? Pukes. Pukes. Because my son's having fun in the pool. Yes, we are. Does it end like that? Yeah, it's just nice to see that no matter as a mother, you're always going to embarrass your son through the pool kiss.

Oh, I got you. And I like that. And I like that guy's like, as we are, mom. Being lame up. You better listen to me really clearly. If you don't like this flag, you pack up your bags and get out of my country. This flag is nothing but

a flag of heritage. Think about it, y'all. That is a beautiful flag. I do think that you have a new possible spokesman for the campaign to keep the Confederacy going strong. That guy is, I mean, he's put together.

He is elegant and eloquent. He definitely has me thinking right now. You know what? He's right. He's thought-provoking. And look, we can't just cancel things without having a proper debate. I think everything deserves

because I was one of the people that was about to pack my bags and leave the country, but now I'm like... Good point, sir. Yeah, when you come partying with Root Cat, you better be ready because this guy's down. That guy's down.

That girl's down. This is the only dog still awake. What kind of partying are they on? What kind of partying? Are you partying with what? What? Everyone? Yeah, when you come partying with Root Cat, you better- With Root Cat?

Root Cat, I think, is his name. Oh, okay. But he's like, when I inject you, be ready because you're probably going to pass out. Yeah, when I put bleach in your veins, you're going to overdose and die. See these three people in a coma? They weren't ready.

Got it. I mean... Freaking loaded again. As usual. This is not a Monday. It's Wednesday on a day. Have a good one. Bye.

That's a good one. I think a lot of people are getting loaded on the talk right now. There seems to be a sense of people are really at a loss with what to do with themselves. The country is just in chaos. A lot of people getting ripped on the talk.

That's the pulse of America right now. It is Wednesday, so happy hump day for that. Hey, what's happening? Yeah, I'm freaking loaded again. It's cool. It's a cool legacy to leave. Digital footprint! What's she up to? Oh, she's loaded again.

That's me. That's somebody's grandma probably, right? Jesus Christ. Somebody's related to that person. She's really, really interesting. I like her though. A lot of people hear about Transition to 5D and they assume it's going to a new place.

A new planet. And that's not the case. It's a different frequency in the sense that just the way that radio stations operate different channels all are going on at the same time. You just tune into the one or to the other. So how to know if you're still stuck in this 3D matrix is

whether or not you identify with these constructs. Is stuck right, wrong? Left, right, Republican, Democrat? Because the truth of the matter is that everything is true. So whether or not it's true in your reality and your frequency, whether it exists in your world doesn't mean that it's not

true or not happening to somebody else who's operating at a higher or lower vibration. That was as long as I could do it. But Tom, are you stuck? It sounds like you're stuck in 3D. Yeah, I'm not in 5D yet. You're in binaries. You're true, false. I am kind of amazed

at someone's capacity to spew nonsense. It's great. When somebody can cook up bullshit like that and just keep it coming and you're like, wow. This is like why people, people like this should all be in sales. Because if you're like, I don't know

and then they start, you're like, here's my credit card. Yeah, this bitch will sell you the upgrade. Anything. On the phone, the computer, anything. I'll be like, alright, just fucking tattoo my throat. Just do it. Throat tattoos are so aggressive. Yeah.

It's so holy shit. It's kind of, I don't know. She's kind of hot, right? She's super, I think she's gorgeous. You just imagine how painful that was. It looks like it's painful. Yeah. It looks cool, but also,

like it's a problem. Like, I'm like, that looks really, what I want to tell her is like, that looks cool and also you shouldn't have done that. That's kind of what it feels like I should say to her. It just looks like it hurt. It just looks like it hurt the most.

It has to, right? It has to hurt the most. Well, it's such a declaration of like, of notice me and say something. The idea that you would do this and not want someone to address it. Like if you're like, oh, people keep talking

about my throat tattoo. Well, yeah, you did that. There are people that would argue, Tom, like, but I'm doing this for me. It's not for the attention. You want no one to address your throat tattoo. Okay. I mean, because it is like having a permanent

turtleneck on. It's very involved. It really, I would say, of all the tats. Yeah. I mean, okay, the face tattoo is like the most aggro, but a throat? Face tattoo is, I don't feel like joining the workforce.

Throat tattoo. It's a lot of, it's like a hot chick thing. A lot of hot chicks do it. They do. I know, but it looks cool as fuck. Look, look at her. It looks dope. I love it. You know what I like? A chest. I think on the chest plates, dope.

A throat tattoos. It looks cool. I love the job stopper. Hot chicks and like cool dudes are like cool dudes. I know. No, it's cool. Look at her. She looks dope. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of them maybe would feel like, it'd be nice to be able to take this off.

You think so? I mean, it feels like it's great for certain settings. But on certain settings, you'd be like, there's fucking throat tattoos a lot. I know. I think that's always been my reluctance to get more tattoos. Also, there's a difference between... Oh, there's a cock and wings on that throat.

Oh my God, that's not good. There's a difference between doing just your throat and having the whole upper body done. Because this kind of looks cool and it's a whole piece. Just this makes people go like, fuck man. What are you doing? You need to add on to that shit.

You either lose it or add. I know. I mean, the thing is too, I can't even commit to a hairstyle that I would want the rest of my life. But you're keeping this shit. This is not going anywhere. Yo. But are you stuck in 3D? I think you are. I don't think

you're a 5D person yet, Tom. This kind of reminds me to bring up... You remember our homeboy? Look at him. That's when he was on drugs. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Is that a photoshop? What are you talking about? Are you messing with me?

What are you talking about? I mean, he's a little boy. No, you're fucking with me. No, that's the guy. Yeah, but he looks like he's 12 here when he got those. Well, he was younger. He was on a lot of drugs. Bro, he looks like he's a baby. So we're looking at the juggalo

that showed you a number of times who since has reformed his life and his Christian and sober and he's very much a Trump defender. I don't know how that relates to this, but he talks about it a lot. Anyway, he's been having his tattoo removal done.

Oh, wow. He was so young when he did that. Oh, poor guy. Here's the cool side by side. Wow. So he really waited a minute to get those tattoos removed. Well, he didn't really give a fuck about life on the left. I know.

And like what might happen, and now he does. But it took him quite a while to come to that, huh? Yeah. She's pretty wild. It shows you too that it takes a lot of sessions to get that off. A lot of sessions. If you do a permanent clown tattoo

on your face, you might not want it later. Yeah, maybe hold on. This is the dirtiest man in the world. He's in his 80s, and he hasn't bathed for over 60 years. He leads a nomadic lifestyle in Iran, and his favorite food is

rotten porcupine, and he smokes animal feces out of a pipe. He believes that cleanliness will bring him sickness, and he says the thought of taking a bath after all this time makes him angry. Well, yeah, because it's a huge time waster. I understand.

I hate taking baths for that same reason. That's why I never towel-dried myself off completely for a long, long time, because it's such a time waster. More than a third tested positive for alcohol, almost one in ten had cocaine in their system. I love cocaine!

I just thought that was really cute. It was. I love cocaine. And this poor guy is like just trying to fucking do this job. I just want to be a reporter. I want to be a respected reporter. I got this guy screaming, I love cocaine. More than a third tested positive

for alcohol, almost one in ten had cocaine in their system. I love cocaine! Little punk, I love it. How did I know you love that? That was great. You're not mad at me anymore. You sent her your hate, but I feel like...

No, love me. Love me again. Hold my hand. Do the triosby. So, the man brought a leaf blower inside and started fucking blowing it. Like his grandmother. Jesus.

That's fantastic. I could see you doing that to your sisters and your mom. Tommy, could you get the leaf blower out of you? What are you doing? Like your dad would just be... I'm trying to spray down everybody in the house.

There's leaves in here. Yeah, your dad would be so calm. Tommy, what are you doing, buddy? You brought a leaf blower in the house? Oh, Jesus. Ugh. Ugh. What do you mean? You're sexy.

Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. You don't like his kisses? Oh, God. That was hard to sit. I would rather watch the Sissy of Fremont. Okay.

Would you rather do Ed Asner or the kisses guy? Oh, Ed Asner. Stop it. What are you talking about? The kisses guy. This guy's a fucking creep. What's going on with his head? He has... Is that gel down or is that tattooed? No, it's a head tattoo, Tommy.

I wish he'd be a little more respectful. Is it really? Yeah. He has other videos and that's a head tattoo. What country is he in? This is America. This is an American guy? This has real foreign vibes to me.

Some guy would be like, How are you like? Do you ladies like when a man give you on your neck and your ear? Ugh. So, hold on.

Have you noticed his chin? Let me love you. That's where it spits. What about his eyeglasses? They're still a label. He kept the sticker on. They don't fit his face. They're oversized. They're way too big for his face. And he's got the pencil-thin beard.

The pencil beard, no mustache. Everything's a disaster. This is like stepping into a horror show. I know. That's why it's one of my favorite talks of the week. I've been sending this to all my friends. I'd be with Ed Asner first, then this guy, then Sissy.

Really? I have a different lineup. I go kiss this guy, Sissy, and then Ed. What? You would be with this? Yeah, because I don't like... I think the language thing with Ed, his constant talking to me would freak me out.

I don't like the talking too. Jesus Christ. I don't like how he talks. The head thing is so weird. Ugh. You don't like his kisses? What about the lip lick? Is the beard tattooed or is that real?

No, I think it's real. You know, maybe it is tattooed. Ugh. You sent this to people? Who'd you send it to? So many. I sent it to Jamie Lynn. And she was like, I can't get past the label on his glasses.

I'm like, I know. It's so gross. I sent it to Jessica. What'd she say? She loves it. Turned on? Yeah, hot. Yeah. Ugh.

Oh, so it's a Sarah bird. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Wait. Did you double it up?

Don't double it up. Yup. Wait, double it up. What's the end? I had the idea to double up. You're really funny. Ugh. Ugh.

Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. You like that? Turned on now? It's my nightmare. Jesus.

The multiple ones is such a nightmare. Oh, my God. It's so gross. Just come suckin' dogs. Ugh. We do a dance for you. That doesn't scare me. I don't know what he does.

It's just silly. Yeah, come on. Give me a hand job too. Yeah, that's fine. I'd give him a hand job at least that way. You're not having to suck his dick and stuff. And you don't have to listen to Ed Asner ejaculate for hours. He's awesome.

I don't know anybody who doesn't like that. Do the layering of it. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.

Ugh. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Jesus Christ. Alright. That's it for my talks. That's it? I'm gonna close on kisses.

And he writes kisses with a smiley face. Ugh. This is the coolest guy episode. This was a very cool episode. We had a lot of cool stuff. It's true. So many cool guys. It's pretty great.

Okay. We'll be back soon. We'll be back next week actually. Yeah. Thank you guys for listening. Here's a song, a closing song called Let Me See That Come by Matthew D. Christopher.

Thank you, Matthew. Thank you guys for watching, listening. We'll see you next week. In Girl World, you can't call it a dick suck unless there's jizz in your mouth. Unless there's jizz in your mouth. Unless there's jizz in your mouth. Sometimes I want to cover your eyes and it doesn't have to always go in your mouth.

It doesn't have to always go in your mouth. It doesn't have to always go in your mouth. It doesn't have to always go in your mouth. It doesn't have to always go in your mouth. It doesn't have to always go in your mouth. I've never come so much. I can't believe it. I can't believe it.

Oh, fuck me. I feel so good. Good. Being that as ass. Oh, my fucking god. God. God is so fucking yummy. God is so fucking yummy.

God is so fucking yummy. I wouldn't mind tasting it. Sometimes when your dick gets hard, you make noise. My cum is 100% kosher. Kosher. Kosher. Kosher. My cum is kosher.

My cum is kosher. My cum is kosher. I'm thinking that I would fuck this person. I don't want vagina. I want a penis. I want a penis. I want a penis. I want a penis.

I want a penis. I want a penis. I want a penis. What? What? What? So how was your pee? We're back and you can pee. I pee, I push hard.

My pee smells a lot like coffee, so I'm going to have to hydrate. What? I want a penis. I want a penis. You're supposed to push as hard as you can. Massage your little hole. Okay, you come. Let me see how much you come.

Let me see all that cum. Let me see all that cum. Let me see all that cum. Give it to me, Mark. Oh, I can feel it. That's gonna be good. That's gonna be good. Oh, oh.

Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. You like this? This is what gets you out now. This is fucking awesome! Look at his fucking tits.

This is fucking awesome. This is fucking awesome. Oh, my god, baby! Hey, man, I'm ready to jerk off. You want to jump in the chat real quick? Oh, I can't stop thinking about him. He's so disgusting. Okay, you come. You come.

Let me see how much you come. Let me see all that stuff. I need it right now. Identify as a threat, a nightmare, and a goddess. So please bow down to me. This is 20-20. Who's talking to you right now? Why are you talking to your phone like that?

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