Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - 569 - Duncan Trussell - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Episode Date: September 16, 2020

You get tickets to our second live virtual podcast yet? Don't wait! It's going down this Friday September 18 at 5pm PT/8pm ET available world wide! Get tickets here: https://ymhvirtual.com/ SPONSORS: - Go to ExpressVPN.com/YOURMOM today and you can get an extra three months FREE - Get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage AND a digital scale without any long-term commitment at Stamps.com, clicking the microphone at the top of the homepage and enter: MOM - Go to GetRoman.com/MOM today and if approved, you’ll get fifteen dollars off your first order of ED treatment. - Download the DraftKings app NOW and use code MOM for a chance to get a free shot at MILLIONS of DOLLARS in prizes this week! - Go to Whoop.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15% TRY IT OUT! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House with a clip of Shaggy 2 Dope from Insane Clown Posse dropping some YMH references on his podcast. They then respond to listener emails about the Ed Asner vs. Sissy of Freemont St. debate, scrum eating, chiropractic adjustments, an encounter with Fedsmoker, and more. Tom and Tina also discuss pointless holidays, lame movie posters, and take a look at the Mousepad Cool Guy's Instagram profile. They watch videos of an antimasker in Walmart, an update from Tony Johns, a dude singing about his large member, a kickboxing accident, and tennis player Novak Djokovic hitting a line judge with a tennis ball. They wrap up the solo segment with a TikTok about what wet white people smell like, prompting a discussion on the subject. Duncan Trussell is an actor, stand-up comedian, and host of The Duncan Trussell Family Hour. He joins the main mommies to discuss moving out of Los Angeles, having brother husbands, Trump and Biden, and more. They show him videos of the Conspiracy Cool Guy, variations of septic tank swimming, several of Ed Asner's classics, a dude talking about male virginity, and a round of Christina's TikToks.

If you missed episode one of YMH Live, you can watch it now. They tried to fire us, but we have the material. So head to tomcigarette.com slash rentals and check out the show that was too hot for the web. Good morning, good afternoon, good evening. Welcome to another episode of Your Mom's House. She's Christina. I'm Tom, and we are going to discuss serious matters only

on this special episode of Your Mom's House. You don't have to tune in to CNN or Fox or MSNBC. You'll get everything you need to know about what's going on in the world right here. And this is a Christian program. It's Christian. It's filled with important facts only. You're in the no spin zone now.

So first up, let's talk about the probability that this vaccine is going to be ready in the next couple months. What do you think, Tom? Well, I talked to Dr. fucking Nines, a German guy, and he said, and I quote, Bullshit, that won't be ready anytime fucking soon. He's a doctor. Dr. fucking Heinz told you that?

The Dr. fucking Heinz from Frankfurt. Oh, that's a different one. See, I talked to the other one. That's his cousin. Yeah, and he was all, that shit could be good. Could be. You could get it at the pharmacy with your food shot. And I was like, I'm on board.

Now let's switch to finance. Oh, fuck yeah. Everybody's doing well financially. And all the markets are up. Let's talk about sports. Oh, that's so gay. Sports are good. And there's a bunch of people winning.

Some of them lose. All right. So there's so much to go over. We have a really loaded episode. We also should remind folks that your mom's house live. The second one is going to take place on Friday, September 18th, 5 p.m. Pacific, 8 Eastern worldwide streaming at ymhvirtual.com. Tickets are on sale now.

Don't be stingy. And we have an incredible lineup. The great Dr. Drew, the great Robert Paul Champagne, and the one and only Joey Diaz. We will be interviewing, talking to all three. We'll be playing clips that are so astonishingly disgusting and offensive. For portions of the show, we're going to give you a warning. A lot of people talked about how they, they vomited when they didn't want to. And they didn't know what was happening.

So we're going to put that into a segment. We also have ymh originals. We're shooting multiple sketches. We're raising the stakes on the whole thing. Some very controversial sketches, Tom. You were told to pull back on the content of some. We once again had a bunch of actors that said, I don't want to be a part of this. Literally.

Literally. We submitted to casting and they were like, no, I can't. I can't. I had a casting director be like, we don't have anybody that would do this. So anyways, we got someone to do it. There's a lot of really, really exciting stuff in the ymh live. And I think you'll see that a lot of people have asked me about episode one, which was taken down.

It is going to be available. Maybe by the time you watch this, I don't want to make episode one, you mean the first YMH live is what I mean. Yes, correct. And it has been a thing to get it up. It's coming. Maybe by the time you see this, we will have posted on social media and let people know where to find it.

It's just controversial. All of our focus has been on getting the second one ready to go. But it is going to be available if you've been asking me. A lot of people have asked me. And the second one, just so you know, if you can't watch live, the thing I get asked the most, what if I can't watch live, you can watch it for a week. So if you get a ticket, you can watch it all the way until the following Friday. You can rewatch it.

We learned that from the first one. So it's a week long ticket that lasts. Okay. Wonderful. And yeah, it's going to be a lot of fun. So maybe we should move on to the opening clip of the show. What do you think, Jane? Ready as long as you don't have any opinions on the election coming up.

I don't have any opinions. Also, how about these? If you're looking and you're like, wow, this looks a lot better than before. Yeah, we upgraded our cameras. So that's for you guys. That's because we are not stingy. Okay. So here you go.

Are you ready? He would say like, hey, here you go. Let's open the show. Here you go. Shout out to my main mommy Jean. Shout out to my main mommy Jean. So her congrats on a new job at Falcon car wash and keep them high and tight. What the fuck does that string of words mean?

Who is Randy? Don't bring anyone loving to this. Don't burn me in the fucking sand. Welcome to your mom's house. With Tom Sakura. And Christina Pajitz and Christina Pajitz. Welcome to your mom's house. That was pretty awesome.

You know what I like is a guy with his face painted like that is confused. I know. I was like, I don't understand what's happening. I was like, what's happening? What's with this weird shit that I just. And I have this intense makeup that I must put on before I appear on camera. But no, this guy, um, his co-host, I think, um, was aware and told him what was going on. No way.

Yeah. Pretty sure. Yeah. The Tom Sakura podcast. Your mom's house. What am I doing here? Well, congratulate. Shout out.

Hey, shout out. Congratulations. And congratulations on your new job at the Falcon car wash. Keep them high and tight. There you go. Hey. You did it. Thank you.

That's Shaggy, right? Yeah. That's Shaggy. Thank you. Thank you to all of the juggalos and juggalettes and everybody that, um, let him know. Yes. You know, Dr. Drew, uh, loves these guys. Is he friends with him?

Yeah. He's always showing me the pictures in his phone that he has with this guy. Shaggy. I mean, it's almost like that guy has two personalities, you know, he's like this really put together doctor and then he's this fuck animal that's friends with the fuck animal. Yeah. He's just fucking six days a week. Yeah.

And it's weird because he'll put on the makeup to Dr. Drew and then but fuck his wife and all this stuff. Like, what if he only fucked in this type of makeup? This is wild. I mean, could you imagine though? Like, yeah, having to put this on just to do your, like your podcast. But I mean, it's also so normal to him now. Yeah.

He's quite fast with it. I'm sure this to him is like, give me five minutes. Yeah. Oh, that's so true. Yeah. He's been doing this for decades. Yeah. So he's probably like, you got white and black.

Give me a few minutes. I think Cray Sean does this one too. Really? She went to the juggalo thing too. Yeah. So what does that have to do with that comedian? And just like, they're what they reference to on their podcast. He says, shout to my main mommy Jean.

Yeah. Yeah. But that's a mom. Mommy Jean. I'm thinking like a pair of mom jeans. You know what I'm saying? High waisted, you know, loosened the hips. Yeah.

Yeah. Makes you look like a shoebox for an ass. Yeah. All right. By the way, let's be honest here, his shaggy's reaction is any normal person's reaction. I know. I know. You know, like it's easy to get lost in this world and be like, how can we doesn't get

because... That's so true. Because this is an insane person's lexicon. That's why. Like, he's reacting completely normal to this. It's like when Joe... The guy in face makeup is being, is reacting exactly as you should react to that. 100%.

Talking car. What the fuck is he talking about? It's like when Joe Rogan came on, remember? And his... What's with the jeans? His first words were, what's with the jeans? Yeah. We were like, yeah, I guess...

I used to have that drop. I forget that. Yeah. We're so used to speaking utter nonsense. That's exactly right. Well, I'm glad that he knows the creep. I'm assuming this is the creep because the other guy's shaggy. Yeah.

Yeah. Good thing. Thanks, bro, for knowing. Thanks, brother. Hilarious. I forget how insane it is. It's insane. Rob Beiler, I did his podcast with Jamie Lynn.

It was great. Pajama... They're so great. They're such sweethearts. And he's like, I have two lives. One before I came on YMH and one after. He's like, our comments have never been the same. It's all in mommy code.

It's very supportive, but it's all in mom code now. They're great, man. They're great. Such sweethearts. All right. Door time. Okay. So a couple...

Yeah. You want to catch up with some real stuff. Real issues. Here's one that I'm really feeling good about. It says, what's up, mommies? I just want to let Tom know that he can totally perform some chiropractic moves on the dove. First of all, chiropractors aren't even real medical doctors. True.

They are doctors of chiropractic, which is totally made up science. In the late 1800s, some artwork named D.D. Palmer went all around the U.S., cracking people's necks and backs and rubbing magnets on them, saying he would cure whatever illness they had. He basically gained cult following, and chiropractors still use these methods today. Oh, wow. There's seriously nothing medical or scientific about chiropractic. A guy was a fucking grocery store owner.

Anyone who tries to tell you it's a real form of medicine is actually R-worded. Now you may be wondering my background for making these claims. I must be a physician or something. I'm a mechanical engineer, which basically means my medical advice is as good as a chiropractor's. Anyways, please fuck up the dove on the podcast. It would be so funny. Piss on me and beat me. Nick from Chicago.

Well, I got to tell you something. I like Nick. Well, if it's not science and it's not medicine, it can't hurt somebody, right? Do no harm is the credo of the medical profession, but you're not a medical professional. Exactly. We need to talk about the R-word. So do you want to read one as well? I would, yes.

There was a hot debate in the mom world about the difference between, okay, would you rather be with Ed Asner or the Sissy of Fremont? And I chose the Sissy of Fremont for obvious reasons. Here's a support J.G. writes in. I'm listening to you guys debate on who to screw. Let's start with Ed. He hasn't been fucked in a while. He has a lot of pent up aggression.

Ed is masquerading as sexual desire. So could drive. That's right. Notice how he talks about his grandmother while stroking. If I have learned anything from serial killer podcasts, it's that an obsession to please your mother slash grandmothers is an indicator for a stab fest later in life. Ed will blame you for his ED and you'll end up with a black eye. Too stingy.

Hope you like being trapped in a cellar. The only people who have ever seen him angry never lived to tell a tale. Oh my God. So he's saying that Ed is more violent. On to the Sissy. I do think that Ed has a lot of aggression. He seemed like he was an aggressive guy. And I think that's my hole.

Yeah. His form scares me more because it's beneath the surface. He's got that white sort of Midwestern rage. Okay. On to the Sissy. This is a quick no strings attached guzzle and go. You could graze his cock with a cotton swab and he would come for 20 minutes straight. Use this time to freshen up and get out before he asks you to cuddle.

Sissy wears his frustrations on his dress sleeves and what you see is what you get. Winner. Sissy. Thank you, J.G. I agree with you. I think Sissy of Fremont's a little just out there. Oh, fuck yeah. Okay.

Now here's one in defense of Ed. Christina you're my home girl but I have to agree with Tom on this one. Sissy of Fremont has an exponentially higher creepy rating over Ed Asner. I want to be surprised if the next time I'm watching 48 hours hard evidence with Maureen Maureen. I don't know. Sissy of Fremont is featured as one of the most prolific killers in Georgia State. He's so terrifying.

Just his voice alone makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up like a wounded zebra on the Serengeti. These videos are not a way for him to find a dominant tattooed blonde but a way to reel in an unsuspecting female so he can cannibalize them or dance with their corpse. Ed Asner is just an old dude that knows his jam. His jam is getting off with Mark. This is from Rita. I'm used to the crazies like the Sissy of Fremont.

I actually get afraid of white guys that are too normal. I don't like white American cracker. Hey come on and give me a hand job too. It'll be fun to be with the Sissy. He got to do voices and stuff. Yeah, I don't think so. You know what the problem with Ed Asner is? What?

No metaphor. He's so literal and there's no... What do you mean? It's not going to get hard until I'm ready to come. Right. Like he doesn't use any metaphor. Come on, show me that you like me. Show me that you like me.

Is he on the spectrum? I don't know. Why is he so... He's kind of direct. Let me see all that Tom. It's so unsexy. Yeah. He's not a good lay.

I don't know. You know who is? Tom, let me see all that come Tom. Stephen here wrote me a nice message. Let's hear it. Something truly amazing happened to me the other night. My girlfriend of two years ate my scrum unprompted. Let me tell you, it was really something.

I shot long thick ropes and only four strokes and I can't believe Christine, a self-proclaimed FGT RTD won't do it for you. I am now convinced she's a false prophet and a valor thief until she proves us all otherwise. I mean, you're even drawing your balls now in addition to manscaping. What more does this woman want? Keep feathering it, Chomo's Stephen. Write on Stephen. Unprompted.

Every day is another day that I'm disappointed that my scrum is dry. Unprompted. Also, native, please bring up my husband's Instagram account. I would like to share with the mommies what I see when he uses my belongings. There we go. There it is. This is, here it is. Okay, so here's my vanity area and I was coming in to take a pee the other day and I look over

and he's sitting in my chair blow-drying his nuts with my blow-dryer. This is a real photo. This is not reconstructed. Yes, what's up? He's sitting nude in my chair. Yeah. Thank you. That's really nice.

That's a good-looking photo. Yeah. Looks good. Very muscular. And I also have to say, people were like, do you have a couch in your bathroom? Yeah. Yeah, fuck her. It's fun.

I'll tell you why. You want to know why? This is much like my Pajitsky effect where I realize I don't like uncomfortability. So I had a regular Ikea, what is it, a stool with no back to do my makeup and here I am, hunched over, my back hurts, and we have this wonderful gray, big, couchy chair. It's a chair. It's a big chair. But it's a comfy chair.

And I said, just fucking put it in front of my vanity so I can relax and enjoy myself. And you know what? It takes up too much space, but it's fantastic. It's great. And I love it. It's great. And fuck all y'all haters out there. There you go.

Hating my couch. Yeah. And I got a coffee machine in the toilet too. What do you think of that? Yeah, it's great. It's really great. Yeah. How about that?

I make coffee in the morning when I wake up in my toilet. Yeah, it's great. I do. I had like some, I'm actually making, it's taken me 41 years, but I think I'm going to address something going on with my digestive system. It's taken a long time. What's going on? Well, I had like just a couple of bad digestive days, you know, where I had this thing and

I had bad reaction, then I had horrible indigestion, then I ate something and it made me brown explosively right away. So I'm actually keeping detailed notes of what I'm eating. And I'm basically going to then see an expert on what's going on in my chocolate sauce. Yeah. I'm proud of you. Yeah. This is been years in the making.

I don't know if you, mommies remember back when we were at the old studio, you had an appointment for a colonoscopy twice twice. Yeah. And that was how many years ago now? Two years. Yeah. Yeah. So I, since I've known you, you have had explosive browns, explosive farts, and now we're finally

getting to the root cause. And also we should point out that I did just have a physical. So I'm not like avoiding doctors or anything like that. I did have a physical. I did have his finger up in there. I did come in his hand and, uh, okay, Tom, you come. That's what they make you do. F-A-R-T.

Yeah. They put the finger up in there and they go, you come in my hand. That's so cool. That's cool. And then you do it and the doctor's like, oh, you're healthy. And then he tastes tested too and he rubs it on his face. Rubbed it on his beer. It's just like the gaze.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See, I think Ed Asner is creepier because of his unawareness of social etiquette. Like the sissy, the sissy is just out there, but he doesn't know that you can't be like, this is where spits mark. Uh, no, but here's the thing though, Ed is doing a, as a private video that, that, that his lover uploaded with, with permission from Leo after he put, so he's like, I want

to upload these and the guy said, you can't after I die and you know, I'm gonna die pretty soon. Right. So that was a permission. Yeah. Sissy is putting it out there. He's the one that doesn't recognize how fucking insane his shit is. The Ed is like, yeah, I'm talking to you directly one on one and you'll just share it later.

And it's just funny. What's funny about Ed is that he, it's, it's just bad sexy talk. That's the funniest part. Just like my dad being like, show me your pussy and like, you're like, Jesus man, like that's, it's just so on the nose. You know, there's no dressing it up. There's no flourish. Yeah.

And I was like, yeah, so I want to suck your tits. Like that's, it's the equivalent. I don't even think he'd say tits. I think I want to suck your, I'd like to put suck your breasts. Yeah. I mean, you can actually tell what's going on exactly in the original video and the original video. What's going on is that we're, we're, it's beginning as Mark is jerking off, right?

And so he's like, and then he's, he's trying to romance him, trying to talk sex. He was like, you're the only man in my life and you play with your whole and, and that guy who we're not seeing Mark is, he's jerking off. And then what clearly happens is that Mark probably, cause we don't ever hear him. It goes, I'm going to come. And then he goes, oh yeah, yeah, show, show me a big of a lot. Like it's a very, it's like a guy who's never had a explicit conversation before. Just thinking of explicit words, but he just like, show me your calm.

I'm going to swallow it. Like he's just saying, you know what I mean? There's no, yeah, there's, there's nothing sophisticated to his explicit. He's, he's a simpleton in some ways. It's very simple. Yeah. The thing is to, what I don't even, what you just said and like, you don't even realize that it's a one-sided jerk sesh.

Like just hearing you'd be like, oh yeah, like you forget that Mark has a part two. And I think that's lens to the creepiness for me. Otherwise it would just be two guys jerking. But the fact that we only hear the one guy is why it's great. Cause you get to make up the other side, you know, right? If we get that mark exists. I, I, yeah, wow. And then we, if you, if you see the YMH live number one, you get to see that

mark exists because we have video of them sucking and fucking. That was, I bet you that was one of the things that the on location people were like, what? We're like, what? It was too old guys fucking. What's your problem? Well, you know what's interesting? You bring that up is that, you know how certain images get burned in your mind?

I have been flashing to the two of them fucking for like days and I didn't even consciously register it. Yeah. Like I see Ed on the bed and then Mark behind him, like in my mind's eye, like it flashes five times a day. Yeah. You know, for me, it's, um, it's every time I drive by a McDonald's. I, uh, I have that burned into my memory.

The lady shitting on her McNuggets and eating them. That kind of ruined Mickey D's for me, which is good. You know, it keeps it off the waistline. It's nice. Guess what? I for it. You for it right now? That's really nice.

How's your guess what I farted coming? Oh yeah. Yeah. I need to get back into that. I was really enjoying that. It was, it's dicey when you have browns. Oh, will you read this one in relation to Browns and jizzing? Do you have that one?

Let's see. This guy has a question. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw that one because I wanted to approach you for marital loves last night, but you're, this is kind of funny. Your stomach hurts. I didn't see this. A Utah man was arrested for allegedly tossing his wife into a river at a

waterside resort in a fit of rage over dinner arrangements. Douglas green is accused of carrying out the attack Sunday. Green's wife told police the two were arguing over dinner arrangements when her husband reportedly became angry and threatened to drown her in the river. Green then dragged his wife to the water and forced her in. The husband reportedly threatened witnesses who attempted to aid his wife. Police said the victim had bruises on both arms. Green was charged with aggravated kidnapping in the course of committing

unlawful detent detention to assault. Okay. What? You're laughing. That's neat. I knew you'd laugh at that. Cause it's funny. I don't think it's funny.

What part's not funny? Yeah. I think it's bad. There he is right there. They got, they got a mug shot or no? I don't think it's funny, but it's a little messed up. I have this horrible, violent thing I saw burned into my head. Which one?

You don't want to hear about it even pretty bad. That site that I sent you guys, I didn't realize how intense that site was. Fuck. Don't even, yeah. I don't know. Yeah. I see that image all the time. Well, you're going to bring it up.

Well, because you're talking about things I don't want to. I mean, shit, I just, God, trying to tell you that it was bad. And you're like, tell me more. All right. Ta ta, they're returned. This is an email from somebody. Who's the retid, the woman that he killed? Well, the, the wife.

Props, prompting, prompting this. Mommies, I asked my dad if he knew her key, AKA Connell Fedsmoker. He smiled and acknowledged. Seemed a bit confused when I said he died and it wasn't in a prison. And then I asked him, got any stories? And he said, yeah, he came into court one day holding a ball of his own shit. They let him keep it. Cheers.

Let him keep it. So that's pretty cool. How do you get a job here, you fuckface? Yeah, yeah. No, but this is the one. Oh, wait, is this the one? Yeah, read this one. I want it.

I want you to chime in on that on this. Okay. This is something that's eating at you. Curious. Hey, Rod. Hey, Nina. Those are our new names. Last night after putting my fifth dimensional child to sleep, I made

sweet marital loves with my hot tattooed white slut Trish. However, I had to make brown beforehand. I did not act on this impulse after removing my dress. I followed Proto and proceeded with insertion and my old impulse to brown disappeared. This has happened on multiple occasions. So I begged the question, does the sex keep the brown in and or does the brown push the white out sincerely?

Shane, no, the brown doesn't push the white out, but the sex definitely keeps it in. The sex keeps in the brown. Definitely. I agree. I've had that many times. I've had like, I've been like, oh, I think I have diarrhea, but there's an opportunity for sex right now. And then your system will just shut it down.

Yes. You know, I usually make my browns in the morning. And if we make marital loves in the morning, no brown comes down. Yeah. Because it pushes your body will shut it down. Is it because those muscles are so near where the vagina is? Like why would it shut the brown down? You think it would unclog brown?

Yeah. I mean, I don't know how the women's system works. I know for guys like doing certain things will shut, you know, other things down, right? Like if you, if you, when you, when you pee, the valve will shut. So your pee doesn't come out. Sure. But yeah, there's a thing about like, if you, if you have to dump, but you put

yourself in a some high stress situation of any kind, usually your body will shut it down unless it's just such an emergency that it has to evacuate. Right. But, uh, but is sexual arousal a high anxiety? Well, I mean, it's high, it's high stress in the, in the sense that like your body is focusing, I think on everything, you know, your nervous system shifts gears. And it goes into like, well, we got to get this white out, you know? So the, so you're at the male body will shift priority from brown to white.

Oh yeah. Yeah. Why does the priority over brown? Yeah. Wow. Well, I mean, if you, if you dictate it, so, you know what I mean? Sure. If you're going like, I want to have sex right now, right now, I think your body

just goes, all right, we got to hold in the shit, you know, and then happens later. Yeah. Cause if I had to make brown, I would think that it would hinder my wanting to have. Yeah. I mean, sometimes that you even tell yourself, no, I want to have sex and your body will signal to you. This is not a negotiation. It tells you, you know what I mean?

Like it tells you. Right. It tells you when you can and it tells you, no, no, no, no, no, no. This has to happen first. Yeah. You got brown first. Now let me ask you this. What's your refractory period after a brown before you can make white?

Oh, you can do that pretty much immediately, but then you just have the thing of like, am I a mess right now? Am I stinky? That's what I worry about after brown. I don't really want to be in there for a while. I don't mind it as long as I'm clean. I don't want to go from like a dump and like two wipes like let's have sex. No, I want to really clean up.

So I feel clean and by clean. Do you mean you'll let the total run twice or do you mean you'll take a shower with soap? Good question. I think I feel best after a shower, but I feel like a good bidet washing, depending on how this thing depends on how messy your brown is. If you have like a, you know, level seven disaster, then you gotta take a shower. If you have a nice clean break.

Yeah. You're fine. Yeah. You're fine. I just spray some cologne in my asshole and I'm fine. Sure it burns, but it smells nice. Exactly. Yeah.

I mean, there's like, there's scars and stuff. They should make anal cologne that doesn't burn. Why didn't you like that? Yeah, that'd be nice. I'm serious for you, especially. Here, this might make you feel good. Sure. My name is George.

I have a big dick. People think that I am sick and call me a prick, but they're just jealous of my dick. They're just jealous of my dick. I love it. I like it. They're just jealous of my dick. Oh, I love it.

Quite a performer. Yeah. Strong performer. Very strong performer. And you know what? I believe him. I believe him. I think he does have a big one.

Yeah, he's got the confidence of a big one. Exactly. You're going to put that song out there. I think you got it. I think you got it. Which is so random, by the way, that yesterday Yoshi just out of the blue was like, just want to wish you a happy Labor Day. Do his accent.

Do his accent. I think you just did. He's just like, hi, Christina. I just want to wish you a good Labor Day. And I was like, thanks, Yoshi. Hope you're well. Yeah, he messaged me too. I didn't know he messaged you.

So random. He's so sweet. He's the only human that wished me a happy Labor Day. Yeah, I think I, what does that? Did you reply to him? Of course. Yeah. I say, hey, Yoshi, I hope you're well.

You know, a good hearing from you. It's not, but the way, the reason it was funny is because it's not really a holiday. Yeah, he goes, happy Labor Day. Thank you. I didn't realize this day was so meaningful to you. Right. Look, it's so weird that anybody would wish you a happy Labor Day. It's so strange.

Yeah. It's not like a Mother's Day or, you know, Christmas. Just thinking of you on Labor Day, like, it's such a weird thing, but I appreciate that he thought of us on Labor Day. Yeah. I didn't reach, I don't think you reach out to people. It's Labor Day. Make sure you call your friends.

Happy Memorial Day. I know what you should do next year. We should send out cards, like have really nice cards made. That's a family photos. Yeah, we should do it for all the, the holidays that we don't even know what they're for, like my favorite holiday of the year. It's National Donut Day. Just whatever the fucking, what are the big, what are the national holidays?

I don't know what the National Labor Day is. There's Memorial Day. There's Fourth of July. Okay. So you got New Year's is one. Martin Luther King, Jr. Day, January 16th, George Washington birthday. That one, that one right there. That's where you start.

You start sending people shit, February 23rd notes. George Washington's birthday. It's a national holiday. What are you doing today? And you go, here's what the kids have been up to. You give them the whole report. The fucking letter. Yeah.

Memorial Day. That's kind of like somber though, right? Independence Day, Labor Day. I don't even know what Labor Day is for. I really don't. I don't know. I have no idea what it's for. All I know is people don't work and I don't like it.

Columbus Day, you should send people graphic photos of people dismembered and be like, this is what Columbus did. That's a great idea. Like genocide photos. Yes. Torn to pieces and dismembered and decapitated and be like, oh, just a reminder. This is what Columbus did. Sign it to people, but have signed people with pictures of your kids.

Yeah. And with like blankets, like he hands out blankets to the natives and stuff. Covered in polio. Show him like raping the indigenous people. Yeah, that's what he did. It is what he did. They used to get they dismembered people for sport. Columbus and his crew.

Nice. I heard he was a sweet guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then really sociopathic serial killer. Yeah, but he's Italian, right? Yeah. So why didn't he bring us Italian food when he landed here? I don't know.

He should have brought us pasta. He was repping the Spix, you know, so they funded it. Oh, so they left tacos for us. Spix were like, take your greasy, guinea wop ass across the fucking ocean and, you know, bring back some gold. And then what are these blacks doing here? And like that kind of thing went down, you know, that's kind of the story. If you want to summarize it.

Is that how you're going to teach our children the history? What's Labor Day all about? What is Labor Day? It's a it's an excuse for your nanny to take a day off and ruin your life. Labor Day is a federal holiday. Scroll to the right. Is a federal holiday in the United States? Celebrate on the first minute to honor and recognize the American labor movement

and the works and contributions of laborers to the development and achievements of the United States. Just laborers. Just labor, bro. People who work on our labor or shit. That's what Labor Day is about. Yeah, homie. I mean, that is absolutely.

Celebrations, parades, barbecues, frequency, annual. I've never known that. I just knew it was like usually when Florida State and Miami played to kick off college football. Yeah, but let's make this our holiday. I agree that we need to start celebrating it with more vigor. Hit that Wikipedia. Let's see when it when it actually started.

There's a they had a Labor Day parade in 1882. That's how long it's been going on like since the 1800s. International Workers Day. This sounds like a communist holiday to me. Beginning the trade union and the labor movements. God, I mean, does anybody actually honor that day? Like does anyone actually go like it's just a free day off? That's how people view it, right?

No one's ever like, of course, we got to really stop and think about the contributions of laborers. I know. Look, on May Day, he always moves. I'm reading it. OK, it says on May 1, the ancient European holiday of May Day. May Day was chosen by the Second International Socialist and Communist parties to commemorate the hay market affair.

I'm ready for it. It's a communist holiday. I mean, I don't know when America we should it finishes. You know what I mean? Yeah, the dove took the holiday off. Chris took it. It's just a day where they're not working. I know.

You know what they should rename Labor Day? Lazy Day. It's a lazy day. It's when Americans just go, I'm fucking lazy. I don't feel like working today. Yeah. Let's cook something. You know, let's watch something sick today. Yeah, yeah, it's Cohen's sick day.

It's fucking it's loser day. Hey, can we talk about what you watch on tennis the other day? The best thing that happened in 10. So a couple of weeks ago, if I don't know if you were watching the US Open, you may have heard the world's current number one player, Novak Djokovic, was he got broken on a point, I think. And then he did that thing where he just, you know, walking away, hits the ball and the ball hit a lines judge in the throat.

Here it is. Go ahead. So he's like, God damn it hits her in the throat. And then she's like, oh, you can see on his face. He's like, fuck. And then that's her. She's like, I can't, can't look. Here he goes.

Yeah. And then not only did she grab her throat, then she she falls to the ground. Look at his face. Look at his face. He's like, fuck. I don't know if I'll ever recover. He's like, I didn't do it maliciously, which he didn't. You can tell he's just like hitting it, but he doesn't realize that.

That where it went. I mean, it's his fault for sure, but I don't think it was malicious, you know. Well, I think you were really taken by her reaction, how dramatic she was. She did look at his face. He's like, oh, right there. He's like, no, no, no. And then when he sees her goes down, that's when he knows. That's when he knows just like he's like, I'm so fucked.

Yeah, it's neat that they got the camera right in her face straight away. Like, God damn it. And then right now he's like, it's a ball. Are you are you dead or something? Stupid bitch. Yeah, I tell you, though, I've been playing doubles in high school. And my partner served and served the ball right into the side of my head. And that one hurt.

But a serve is different than him going now. Of course, he's a ridiculous. But he wasn't serving it like that. I know, but even his throwaway throwaway for sure doesn't feel good. I mean, gosh, best wishes, sunflowers and, you know, heartfelt messages to the lines judge that just ruined a guy's perfect fucking season. Well, and here's the thing. He was undefeated this year.

I know, undefeated. She had to go really number one, probably, you know, on his way to possibly winning another major and you fuck that up because you're stupid fucking throat. Yeah. Well, also, don't you think like when someone hits you, you're so embarrassed? I would be so embarrassed that I'd want to shake it off. Like when I got pegged, I was like, I'm fine. I would have been fine.

Like I pretend like I'm better than I am. Of course, you pretend you're better. And then you're I would probably been like, don't disqualify him. Don't disqualify him. I don't think I don't think he meant to do it. I don't want to ruin a perfect season because I'm not a selfish cunt. Like that. 100 percent. What if she lost her ability to speak?

Oh, I still would have been like. Like that. Yeah, don't punish him. That'll be great. I hope she gets hate mail. So no, I'm just kidding. I hope she's OK. Actually, I know she's OK.

All right, let's just talk to her. I mean, come on, Jesus Christ. What did it dislodge something? Her windpipe. Maybe. Yeah. Is your fucking esophagus? Did it collapse because you got a tennis ball? God, I'd be so embarrassed if I were her.

And that camera was like right in her face. I don't know if I can ever judge tennis again. Then don't fucking make the job. Oh, God. Yeah, keep your head in the game. Keep your fucking head in the game. I like this guy's dick song. If we I think we reminded you last week

that the the Dava's Googling mouse pad was removed because nobody would print it. Her yummy pussy. Not for that. Just for another comment that it's on there. I am a fucking Jew. Yeah. So Homeboy also has an Instagram that's active, right?

It's pretty cool Instagram. I think I actually have my own folder here. Don't I? Or no. Is it only? Yes. He's got neat drawings. Yeah, you.

Yeah. So he drew those. Oh, wow. He has like a martial arts photo. He has all these drawings he made of of like women he admires. Yeah. Pretty good artist.

I got to say. Big boobs. He likes breasts. Wearing masks. Very, you know, socially aware of what's going on out there. Mask in every photo. Yamaka there. Yep.

Flex in the Yamaka. So reminding people that he is indeed a J. And then going back in time here, maybe pre-mask. I don't know what's going on. Masks off there. Sure. But I also noticed that because he obviously has a thing for a lot of these hot, sexy babes.

Yeah. If you scroll further down to his drawings, he also has some. Oh, wow. It goes to another martial arts one there. He has some pretty cool photo shops that he has created of him with hot babes. Ooh.

Look at that hot baby right there. See her? I do. Left. Oh, another hot babe in the middle. Hot babe on the right. Oh, wow. So he's.

Wow. Yeah. Pretty cool, man. Are you sure these are photo shops and that he's not really just a hot stud and he's dating all of us? That's a good question. If you think about it, let me see.

Maybe they're real. Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah. This is a really great page. Some of these drawings I really like. He's really, really done. That's nice of Harley Quinn's spread eagle like that. Yeah.

Well, he drew that's hand drawn. No, I know. 100% hand drawn. It's pretty cool, man. People, by the way, mask wise are still losing their goddamn minds. I know. This may, you might have seen this one, this guy.

This might have been the most someone's lost their mind without it. Well, just take a look. Get back from your highway to hell and get out of a god. No, I will, by your very blind ignorance, you will have the ability to even come up with your own fucking ideas. Hey, hook them horns, Tom.

That's a Tennessee, right? Oh, is it? Is it a horse? Yeah, it's hook them horns. On the hand. You're not established authority, eternally. You go get a manager. You want your car, do you want that car?

You'll find me, then I can go over here. So far, man. Wow. Yeah. What's on his neck? Are you exercising? Whistling keys and stuff. Might be a coach.

Take away my rights. Jesus Christ. You say you can refuse service. I'm not refusing my service. Yes. Why don't you say we refuse your service? Well, you're not. No, we're not refusing your service.

We're refusing service to you. Yeah, yeah. We're refusing your service. We're refusing to serve you. And what's on his hands? He's got wacky gloves. Fingerless gloves? Is that what they're?

Wacky gloves, matching the pants. I mean, you know, it's all kind of in the style. Yeah. I'm not refusing your service. No, I choose you, and you cannot stop me. Yeah. Yeah. Texas.

Yeah, yeah, he's all Texas. Yeah, he reminds me of my four-year-old when you fight with the four-year-olds. This is exactly like watching a toddler and an adult argue. It's the same thing where he's like, I told you what I mean. I'm doing this. And he's like, I want the marshmallows.

And you're like, I know, but we haven't had dinner yet. OK. A hundred for that. This is a tantrum. It's a tantrum. It's called a tantrum. Please return to your service and sense in your ignorant belief in your rights.

You've got to have dinner. I've got to have dinner. You still have to have dinner. I know you want the cookies. If no one else does, you will never fucking get my six-foot space and then think I'm not going to tell you. Because you can't spray the hose over the yard into the neighbor's yard.

You can't spray the hose into the neighbor's yard. You've got to pee in the toilet, buddy. In the toilet. Yeah. In the toilet. I mean, it really is like watching. I see a lot of that now. A lot of social media, you're like, oh, that's the time.

The thing is, it really stands out to you when you see an adult acting like a toddler. Then you're like, Jesus, man. Yeah, it's interesting how you're grown up. You're grown up, and they explode. So it's just unprocessed stuff. So much. I don't know if I've ever freaked out like this in public.

I've freaked out on people. Not like that. This is like crazy. I don't think I've explored. After a while, it's so upsetting that I want to get away from him. You know what I mean? He's just like, it's too much.

Let's take it to like a little more fun type of dude. Sure, yeah. I like fun. Hi there. Yes, it's me again. That's speedy. I'm the best. There's a mouse in the vehicle.

Do you really think you're going to fucking hack a fucking elder mother fucking that god and get away with it? Not when I've got the fucking metadata to prove that you fucking hacked my fucking Gmail account to remove the fucking emails in question. Wow. Look around, look around, run around, fucking sue around. Someone's been a very fucking naughty fucking girl who

needs a fucking spanking. Gang. Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, Molly Wobbles, I fucking love you. I adore you, and I cherish the fucking ground you fucking float across. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, god, I love you.

I'm just calling. Wait, can I say that one last part? You like that? Because you do that to me. You burp talk at me all the time. Let's go. Yeah. Very cool ending for a very cool video.

So I would, I don't know, I would guess here, and of course I'm not an expert, I'm just like a chiropractor. I would guess that we're dealing with a manic episode of some kind, or some sort of stimulant has sort of dictated that somebody behave in this fashion. Can I see the burp talk again? Hey, Dorian, I cherish the fucking ground you fucking float across.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, god, I love you. I'm just calling. You know what, though? What? That's called improvisation. Yeah, he improvised the whole thing, the whole video. It was very entertaining.

I'm saying, though, that he had that burp coming, but he didn't let it ruin the line. He didn't let it. You're right, but the burp was a surprise to him. That's what I'm saying. And rather than, oh, I should rerecord this because I belched, he belched through it. He used the belch.

That's right, and he also thought at that point, these last few minutes have been gold, I'm not just going to erase all this. The spinning and the eyes bugging out. I, oh, I'm a Gmail and all this shit. It was all so good that he was like, I can't waste this. You know, I wish you loved me enough to make me a love tape like this.

Oh, I'll make one for you like that. Come on. Yeah, I'll make one for you like that. You know how much he loves Molly? I wish you loved me like he loves Molly. This guy's got some stories that will make you shiver, for sure. How'd we find this guy?

Anybody know? It was just sent in on Instagram. Oh, cool. So he is an account. Well, we'll do a deeper dive on him. OK. All right. This will also just keep it in the fun zone here.

Are you ready? Let's keep it in the fun zone. All right, let's have some fun here. All right, and kick the pad, and then we'll just try to keep it. Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Oh! You like that, huh? Got her on a good one. I like that one, because it's voluntary. Like, you know that there's a danger of that happening. You just hope it doesn't happen to you. That guy's aim is really bad. Yeah, that was the, and that's probably the pro.

He's like, put it right there. And this is how you kick, OK? He's like, lower that pad a little bit. I'm going to kick right here. Let's see. That's where I want to kick. He's like, kick right here. Right here, buddy, right in the pad.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. Dude, and that's a shin kick, right? Like, he kicked him with a shin. No, I think his foot hit him in the face.

The foot. Yeah. But like, right on the button, it may be. Oh! The lower is it a little bit. Oh, yes. Right on the foot in the face, dude. Sounds like there's some Rusky talk in the background.

Yeah? That's why I like it. The Rusky's, they don't fuck around. No. You know that, right? No. It's the goddamn greatest country in the world. Vladimir Putin is the greatest person.

Vladimir Lenin is the greatest person. Joseph Stalin is the greatest person. Boris Yeltsin is the greatest person. America is not the greatest country in the world. Roster is! You fucking idiot! Yeah. Stupid.

I like it. You know what? I like, uh, passion. I like passion, too. The problem is these kids don't have, they don't remember the Cold War. We need to have my dad go over and explain what that stuff was like. You think this kid is local? I don't think mom and dad.

I don't think he's Russian. And he's not Russian, but he needs to have some older people talk to him about this shit. Yeah. Uh, can I tell you something? That guy that got kicked in the head, I doubt. I fuck, if there's Rusky's in the background, I doubt he fell to the floor, collapsed to the floor and went, uh, my head! Like the tennis lady.

Oh, I know. You know what happened? You fucking pussy. He got knocked out. Yeah. Right? He just laid there. Yeah.

And they were probably like, all right, all right, all right. Hey, hey, hey. We didn't know you were gay or whatever. And then... Yeah. Spit some water in his face. Yeah. And then they were like, hold the mitts again.

We're going to do it again. Come on. Get back in it. Oh, there's no way he got the day off. But... Oh! Can somebody be disqualified? I got an ouchie on my face.

Oh, shit. Bitch. Yeah. I kind of agree, though, you should keep playing. She should have kept refereeing. I hope she refereed through her voice box being destroyed. Just fucking lick that pussy to pieces. Huh?

Yeah, lick that little pussy to pieces because their pussies hurt. That's why. Jesus. Can I tell you, we watched this movie last night, the orange heresy or something. The burnt orange heresy. Yeah. What a fucking title. But I was, so they show a couple that hook up for the first time and they showed him

eating her box and I was like, first of all, how do you film that? This is interesting. How does he film? How do you film that? Eating out a girl and just a regular movie? First of all, I got to say, really good movie. I have to finish it. Really good movie and it's exactly what you want out of a movie in that you don't know

where it's going. Yeah, I like that. I got to tell you this, though, because it brings me about to this. Look at this. Go back. Mick Jagger is in that and it's great to watch movies. See that poster? Yeah.

It's not a good poster. It doesn't even tell you what's going on. This is one of the biggest problems in movies is posters that like people make decisions off of posters. I mean, in this in this poster, probably most people are going, Mick Jagger's in this, Donald Sutherland's in this. That's it. You don't know like the movie is better than this poster.

Well, if I saw this poster and nothing I go, Oh, is this a movie about Mount Rushmore? Is this about? Yeah, exactly. Is this like a political thing? Oh, boring. I don't even. And then I'll tell you what. Go to the iTunes top movies right now.

There's no way Americans know what the word heresy means. I guarantee half of the fucking population doesn't even know what this word means. Yeah. I mean, I mean, it's so pretentious, but the movie was good. The title is pretentious, I mean. But listen to me. I want to discuss this, that remember, they show them hooking up and he's going down on her.

Yeah. In like that first frame. And I was thinking to myself, how do they film eating out scenes? Like he has to put his head and well, yeah, but he's not really, you know, obviously doing that. But I mean, how embarrassing for an actress that day to have covered though, your co-worker down on your cooch, but your cooch is covered. Yeah.

I feel like if you're a guy, you're shlong and stuff is in a sock, you know. Yeah. Yeah, you're not really. But if that was in the script, did that deter you? He makes us bigger? From taking the role. And he has to be naked. We saw his stuff.

Yeah, we did. Are these top movies? Can you make them bigger? Having a rough time zooming in on iTunes. If you were to be nude and do a fuck scene in a movie, would you do it? Yeah. But you'd cut, that's what I'm saying, in mainstream movies, you're for like a scene like that, the guy has all his stuff in a pouch, right?

And the girl's stuff is covered. They put it like a. But would you want people to see her naked? No, of course not. But I mean, first of all, I would fluff like crazy before I like, if they're like, this is the scene where you walk out in your dicks and frame them like, cool, give me a few minutes and like, we're going to reset every time it goes down. I'm going to give it a little girl.

And back up. Where's that image? Oh, boy. So, can you click on individual ones or no? I just did a screen grab, so now we could zoom in. All right. So these are like, because where's this one? Scroll down.

These are like, like, especially movies that you don't know, right? Like there's, there's movies, because some of these, like that elf is good, that irresistible poster is terrible. Terrible. That's a terrible poster. I wouldn't watch it based on that artwork. And I love those two actors. Yeah, Steve Carell and Rose Byrne, but look at that poster.

Also like, it looks like an entry level graphic designer, like someone who's like, is this how you make a graphic? It's no good. I could have done that on my, my old, what's that shit called? It's called irresistible. So I'm like, okay. What is this about? Right.

I have no idea what this is about. And go up some, go to the top here. Dark Knight's good. You know what that's about? Okay. Yeah. It's a cool poster. And it's also in that, you know, John Wick, good posters, you know, exactly what that's

about. Right. Black Panther, same. Go down. The Martian. Now that's misleading because that's a story of a man who never masturbates when he's on another planet. That's right.

And the whole time you're wondering, how does he masturbate? What is the second about? See that one down there? Scroll down. Oh yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Okay.

By the way, we watched the second Bill and Ted's, the new one that came out. It was really stupid and entertaining. I highly recommend it. If you just want like a fun, light watch, it was really good. What's this new? Look at this poster. I just saw this one too, where I was like, good Lord, what is this? There's a poster I saw for Made in Italy.

Look at that. Made in Italy. I think you're pronouncing it wrong. Say it like your dad. Yeah. This looks like a beaches or something. The first one on the left. Oh my.

Is this about a gay couple? No. It's about a dad who fucks his son. No, it's not. Yeah. Are you being serious? Yeah. And look at the fucking poster.

No, stop. It's about a dad who fucks his son. Yes. That's what it's about. Look at that. How depressing is that? I don't want to see that. But doesn't the poster, like, isn't that a weird, because the dad is insisting on it.

See how the son's like, I don't want to? Like, hesitant? Oh, stop. You're messing with me. Look! Look at that fucking screen. Look at that. Right there.

But the movie is not about a dad fucking his son. It's a, the dad and the son go to Italy. This is something that happens, it's a very common story. What happens is the father is aging and knows that, like, death is around the corner, wants to be his more youthful self, who represents his youthful self, his son, what does he do to take that youth from him? He fucks his son. Okay?

That's a, a tale as old as time. That's what happens. I don't, I, I respectfully disagree. That's what happens then. It's just like the gays. I'm your son, you know, my dad. Yeah. Oh, it's, it is just like the gays.

Oh, I see. Uh, you now you're making sense. Babe, you can read it right there. I'd like to read it. Himean London artist returns to Italy with his estranged son, Jack, to make a quick sale of the house they inherited from his late wife. And then they fucks him. Oh, when they close escrow, they celebrate.

No, it's before then. I'm telling you, that's what this is about. It is. It is. It really is. I can't tell if you're joking. I'm not joking. I'm just saying, but how bad is that poster?

It's terrible. I don't want to watch the movie. I know. And I'd also, I don't want to watch anything that's a bummer of any kind. I'm fucking my son as a bummer. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah.

I don't want to fucking your son. I know. Nobody wants to see that, sir. Nobody wants you to do that, sir. I'm fucking your son and I'm your dad. You ready for the good stuff now? Yeah. Here we go.

I got an update for you. Let me give you the right sound cue. Okay. It's Tony John's, my favorite. You know what's been bugging me lately? My motherfucking neighbor, you know, keeps on, you know, harassing me, whatever. You know what I'm saying? So long story short, you know, his wife comes home early from work.

You know, his wife comes home and, you know, she's like, Tony, can I get some help with my groceries? Cause I was, you know, working on my car. I fucked up a bulb on my passenger, you know, front side, but whatever, so I was working on my car and she's like, can I have some, you know, help in with the groceries? I was like, all right, I'll help you with some groceries. One thing, you know, it leads to another. I end up sleeping with my neighbor's wife.

We all party. No. No, Lord, it's bad. You shouldn't do that. We are part of him, you know, like dead ass though. We are part of him. I mean, that's also like, he just jumped, you know, it was a story, but he's really abbreviated.

I mean, he's like, one thing that did no other, I fucked her. We up out of here. We all party. And do you think it's wise to brag about it on social media when it's your neighbor's wife? Yeah. I think anybody can find out. I wouldn't brag about it.

Yeah, I wouldn't do that either. This is crazy. And then he put on screen Muslim Women's Day and then he put, he wrote, this is what I love about being a Muslim woman, like he put that on there. I'm not sure what that correlation is. Risky choice there, pal, on so many levels. Yeah. Is she a Muslim?

Is that what he's insinuating that? I mean, that's what that implies that a Muslim woman would do that, which I am again, that's a real risky thing to be put. I mean, you know, it's your own message. Gosh, he's the same guy who, you know, I got a DUI baby. So maybe this is part of that. I didn't realize that help me with my groceries is code for come over and help me. I mean, I didn't know that.

Yeah. I thought it was just really help me with the groceries. Yeah. But it worked from Tony Johns. You never know. Do we have this? Woo. Do we have this white people clip?

Do you have that? Yes. And our guest coming in today is a huge fan of my curations on the top. Yeah, we'll be playing a number of them. We got to stay. We got to save a lot of those for him. They're all saved. It's a TikTok folder.

Oh, it is? Oh, OK. This is the only one I'm playing. This next one was very thought provoking for me. You want to discuss this? I'd like to. I'm just curious if anyone has any thoughts or feelings. I have a very serious question for white people.

Please do not cancel me. I don't have enough followers for that. And I'm not trying to make my life hard. This is a genuine, genuine question. Okay. There is no malice. I'm not here to make fun of nobody. I just have a genuine, genuine question.

And I guess this is also for black people who don't live in the South as well. So my entire life, I have noticed, and black people that I come into contact with have noticed that there is a very distinct smell to white people whenever they're wet. I can't describe to you what the smell is just because that's what it's called, wet white people. Like peaches smell like peaches. Pomegranate smells like pomegranate. Wet white people smell like wet white people.

So my question is, for white people, do black people have a specific smell to us whenever we're wet? And then for black people who don't live in the South, do the white people by you when they're wet have a specific smell? I'm just curious because I've noticed it my entire life. I am finally comfortable and have the space to ask a bunch of people this question and get a consensus. I need to know.

Hmm. Hmm. So I have a funny question about you. Um, yeah. I mean, listen, these are all valid questions. And I will say that I am very proud of this young man for having the courage to ask these types of questions in today's climate because he's right. He can be canceled for even just asking an innocent question like, do a wet white people

smell? Do they smell different? Yeah. And it's a really interesting question. I'm not sure, Tom, being a wet white person. I don't know. Well, I'll tell you this. I have heard that white people smell like wet dogs.

Hmm. I've heard that multiple times from different black people. Um, they didn't, they didn't say wet white people. They just said white people smell like wet dogs. White people smell like wet dogs. One time, um, so one time I did this show in Baltimore at this club, um, at a club they told me not to walk to from the hook. They were like, you should get a ride there.

Okay. It's a good song. Um, and then I did the show and there was like 20 people, okay, all black and they were like, uh, it was, it was pretty like a pretty hood crowd. Okay. And the alarm went off and there was like, there was no security and, but anyways, show was fun. At one point I'm like, I don't know.

I just, I bring people on stage. Okay. Like I, so I bring this black guy up on stage and I'm like, Hey, what do you want to, what do you want to say about white people that has never been set? Cause I'm just like working it into bits and stuff. Yeah. It's just fun. Just having fun.

And I see the guy in the booth like this. Like, what are you doing? Um, so I go, I go, what do you want to say? Do you have anything to say about white? Like what are white stereotypes that white people never hear? That's what I said to him. I still remember. And he goes, white people smell like wet dogs and I was like, huh?

He was like, and then when he said it, the audience was all black. They all laughed. Right. Like there was a consensus. Yeah. And I was like, I had no idea. I go, I had no idea. I smelled like a white dog.

I had no idea too. I didn't know. So we're like, just put this right in. Let us know. Is it true? Do we, because maybe our nose isn't trained cause we smell like dogs. Cause we're, we're those dogs so we can't smell it. And if also you could describe what white person smells like.

They're saying it smells like wet dogs. That's what you're saying. That's what he's saying. But this guy's saying he's saying it. I can't describe it. But he, he's, I'm sure. He doesn't want to say it. Wet dogs.

Wet dogs. That's hilarious. Gosh, I had no idea. Have you ever heard that before? I've never heard that. Yeah. Now, do you think that all races have different smells? If we smell like wet dog.

What does everyone else smell like? Any way we can get any in here to contribute to this conversation? Yeah, let me go grab them. Okay. Well, I mean, this is a very thought provoking question. So does this mean that Asians smell different? Let me think back. I'm going to, I'm going to actually go as far as to say that there might be some truth

to the hypothesis. I think you're right. And I'm going to go there too a little bit. But also, it can be mixed in with the fact that different races and people use different products that contribute to a spell. So you know, different types of hair require different types of products, different skins. People use different products that might contribute to the smell as well. Very important question.

It's a really important question. If you don't mind jumping. Hi. Thank you for joining us today. Our panelists. Hey, this is a really important question. I bet it is. So this gentleman in this clip was just saying, hey, do you want to just actually hear the

clip? It might be. Have you heard the clip yet? Uh-oh. Oh, this might be important for you. Okay. There we go. I have a very serious question for white people.

Please do not cancel me. I don't have enough followers for that. And I'm not trying to make my life hard. This is a genuine, genuine question. There is no malice. I'm not here to make fun of nobody. I just have a genuine, genuine question. And I guess this is also for like black people who don't live in this house as well.

So my entire life, I have noticed in black people that I come into contact with have noticed that there is a very distinct smell to white people whenever they're wet. I can't describe to you what the smell is just because like that's what it's called wet white people. Like peaches smell like peaches, pomegranate smells like pomegranate. Wet white people smell like wet white people. So my question is for white people, do black people have a specific smell to us whenever we're wet?

And then for black people who don't live in the South, do the white people by you when they're wet have a specific smell? I'm just curious because I've noticed it my entire life. I am finally comfortable and have the space to ask a bunch of people this question and get a consensus I need to know. So here's what I, before you answer, I told her that one thing I have, I have heard well before this, you get in a joking way, but more than once from black guys was, was the I guess the expression or the statement, white people smell like wet dogs.

I've heard that a few times. Sounds familiar. It sounds like it's ringing through. So like what's the consensus here? Is this a common thing here with this guy saying? I was I was trying really hard to think of a different smell to describe what I was going to, it really is, it is wet dog. I mean, if it's wet though, if you're wet, it's only when it's wet.

Only when it's wet. But that's a white people smell? It is and it's smell, well, you know what it smells like? It's like a, like a unkept beard, you know? White people smell like that. Yeah, yeah, but like, but it's only, but it's only when it's wet. And I don't know. And the weird thing is that it's not even off putting in a way.

Do you feel like, but you're saying that if I were to get wet, I would smell like a dirty beard. Only when I get wet. I don't know about you. I mean, like in the rain or like out of a pool or just like in the rain or something. Out of a pool for sure. They smell different. Out of the pool for sure.

And do you smell any other race having a distinct smell or just white people? Like, do you feel like black people have any distinct smell? I don't know if I want it. Why? Is there any other smell? I mean, I'd say other races smell like they're food usually. Yes. Well, here's Korean, Korean, a lot of garlic in the food.

So when I was in Korea, people smelled like garlic. Yeah. Yeah. Right, right, right. It seems normal. Spend people smell like something fried. Just they say some real fried right now. Black people, black people always be smelling like all types of, it's, it's whatever lotion

they use. Cocoa butter, shea butter. That's what I just said. So I think, because I think, especially if a white person is not around a lot of black people often, when they are close to them for the first time, they're taking in products that they're not used to smelling. Products. Yeah, product, meaning like maybe something in the hair, maybe like the lotion on the skin.

It's new to them. So that's what's distinct. Right. Yeah. Because I mean, y'all don't really need it, you know, it's like we, we literally need to moisturize like 30 times a day just to not have ash all over our skin. Yep. Hair, hair products are different for like different races, basically.

Right. Of course. Those usually come with some type of scent. So, but what gives us the wet dog smell, is it our product? You know what it is? It's that we have it so good, God had to make one thing bad, you know, so he was like, I'm just going to do this one thing, I'll put the sprinkle on you and then it rains. Is it, is it because of our kale organic diets?

I don't know what it is. You know what I'll say. I'll be honest. And what I can say, because I don't think that you two would, and the reason why, I, I don't think so, and the reason why is I think a lot of white people are just comfortable. Yeah, they're comfortable. So you don't feel as, it doesn't feel as necessary to, you know, shower twice a day. Maybe moisturize your face.

So you're saying that all that, you don't need to do that. Showering twice? So it contributes to the smell? So the, no, I'm saying the fact, I feel like you don't, I feel like a lot of white people feel like they don't need to, they're comfortable in their skin. So they're just like, I could just, I can not shower today. They can get oily. You're, ah, they're smellier.

He's got a point there. Like, okay. For instance, I have relatives that don't shower every day. I have a relative that would only wash his hair once a week. You understand? Yeah, but what I'm trying to, I'm trying to deduce here, are we saying that the people like that do smell more or don't smell more? They smell, he's saying that they're literally dirtier, that white people may shower less

and put less good smelly things on. Is that what you're saying, Annie? That they might be just smellier because they don't bathe as much. I think they feel, I think, I think that a lot of white people, yeah, don't feel the need to. To shower. Maybe they're not as. Right.

You're saying that about us. You're saying that we are. No, not you. No, no, no. I said, I don't think that you guys would smell like that. If you came out of the pool, I would expect y'all to smell like a fucking essential oils and all that shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's what I would expect. But if you're, yeah, if you're just some random Joe on the block. Yep. Wow, I had no idea we smelled like wet dog. Yeah. You don't, not you. Wow. I mean, I must have at some point in my life.

Some dumb country bitch. Yeah. That's what it is. Well, thank you, Annie. We appreciate your. Yeah, thank you for weighing in on that. You're honest. And then listen, white people.

Take a fucking shower. Dirt bags. Stop smelling like a wet dog. Yeah. You know what I mean? You know, he might be right about that. White people are dirty. Yeah, maybe.

When I lived in San Francisco, a lot of these nasty bitches wore patchouli to cover up the smell of their stinky, stinky pussies. Patchouli, I would rather just smell like a, like a morgue. Same. Than patchouli. Patchouli is. Revolting. So revolting.

You want to make my dick soft? Yeah. Put some patchouli on. I agree. I agree. And white people use that to mask bad smells. Yeah. I don't know why it's always got to be the same type of disgusting fucking white person

to do that. Dirty hippie. God, they're the worst. I hate it. I mean, I'm not for genocide, but I wouldn't exactly, you know, fucking object to rounding up the patchouli wearers. Same. And just putting them in a fucking fire.

Gas chamber. Yeah. Light. Oh, pouring patchouli on and then lighting the patchouli. Light them all on fire. Yeah. Put some butane in there. You know what else is gross and then like a white person thing too is wearing Birkenstocks

and then the bottom of the Birk gets darker and black from the dirt on their foot and their sweat. And then they're just like, this is my filthy, stinky Birkenstock that I wear. Oh, this reminds me. My dirty crocs. Of the girl on the phone for 45 minutes. Oh my gosh. Yeah.

The girl on the phone. This girl, we saw a girl in public at a public place and she, she just sat there, it's like in a park, like in a small park, okay. And she sat there on the phone for over 45 minutes. We had a whole, like we sat down, we brought a meal and she's the whole time she sat there with her on a public chair, her legs apart, hanging over the edge with like her skirt just barely covering her cooch. And then she had shorts on so the shorts were cutting into her cooch.

And, but how long, and then I watched her get up, walk, talk, and it was all, it wasn't like she's on a bit. She was like, I was like, yeah, I saw Zubat out the other night. I was like, yeah, because I could hear like little bits and pieces of it. And then like, you know, food comes, we eat, you know, we have our drink, they take the food away, they ask if you want this, they bring the bill and she's sitting there and she had her little slut nails, you know, white, all white. Yeah.

When a girl has white finger and toe nails, you know, she's like, just put it in my mouth, you know, like there's no, you don't have to fucking take me out, just walk up to me and put it in my mouth. That's nice, Tom. Also, that's what these white nails signify. I think it was an odd choice of place for where she was having this stupid conversation. It wasn't an emergency conversation. And we got up, don't forget, we got up and we go, let's just walk near her to hear it

because at this point, I think it was over 45, we were like coming on an hour. Yeah, it was ridiculous. And then she was like, we walked by her to and we acted like we were looking at stuff and she was like, yeah, but she said, she got it back and I'm like, I mean, your battery is going to fucking die on your phone. Then we walked away and I go, I think she hung up and she was because she was like this. I was like, she hung up. She's fine.

She's just looking at her phone. She was like, yeah. I mean, it was, by the time we left, it was an hour and 20 minutes. Well, also, one has to wonder if it was a performance piece for everyone because, you know, it was like a family place. Everyone's there with their kids and like it's a very odd place. It's a very packed place to take a personal phone call for 45 minutes. It's more than 45.

I would have, if I were her, I would have tucked away somewhere or gone to a more of a private. It was kind of performing. It's like when somebody is in public yells on the phone. You're like, you're doing this for everybody here. Oh, the best is in LA. I don't take any shit. Yeah.

You're like, okay. No, because the best is in LA where people do their show business calls like that. Like, well, I told him that I'm the producer on this thing and you're like, we get it. You're in showbiz. Yeah. It's so dumb. Yeah. But yeah, I was trying to deduce what was going on in her life.

It was a whole lot of nothing. But this thing where these girls wear these, they're wearing the Lulu lemons now and the crop tops. That's one outfit that we see a lot of in our neighborhood. But then the short shorts where their pussies are getting cut in half, they sit like sluts and you can see it. Do you think that if a girl drinks enough jizz that her nails just turn white? I'm serious.

Every time I see white nails, I'm like, it's a little slot over there. Interesting. Interesting. I think you're right. I feel like it's a very like Miami color. Oh, Miami. Like you're wearing like all, you have your super tan with your thong and you got your white nails.

Like, I fuck. What's up? Your bracelet says I fuck. Ankle bracelet. Yeah. Toe rings. I think you said that in your act. That's definitely a, I fuck.

That's just place your balls over my eyes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So nasty. You know, come to think of it. I think white people do smell like wet dog. Because.

This took you to that? Yeah. Well, because I was thinking about that relative I mentioned earlier. He smells like wet dog and he's kind of a granola, a little crunchy. And yeah, he's a little smelly too. I, I think, I think, I think they're onto something, these black people with this theory. You guys have a good point. Yeah.

All right. I'm going to take a quick break. All right. Okay. We'll be back to talking about farts and dicks after this quick break. And we're so excited to welcome back after many years and absolutely hilarious comedian podcaster, the creator of Midnight Gospel on Netflix. You might see him roaming around Anchorage pretty soon.

It's Duncan Trussell. Hey. Hey. Hey man. Alaska's wild. Man, I know. But you know, I've been watching with my kid this incredible Disney doc on Bears that John C. Reilly hosts, which is incredible.

He's so great. So great. And he really gives voice to the Bears, you know, because like, I think a lot of people picture particularly the Grizzlies in Alaska as being ferocious, but they're not. They're fun. They love salmon. Yeah. And they, you know, they do get in tussles with each other.

Oh, can you, you might raise, can you raise that up a little bit? Absolutely. Absolutely. I'm sorry. No, no, no. What is this? Yeah. Just, just the, you know, so yeah, I want my kid in no offense to like city people, but

I want my kid to experience like grizzly breath, like feel it. Yeah. Feel it in his face. Yeah. That wild. That wild. And people would be critical of just hearing that statement and go, you want your, your son to be face to face with a bear, but you're like, yeah, I want him to live.

Yeah. Yeah. Meanwhile, what's your kid face to face with every day? Oh, you don't want my kid to be inhaling the breath of a wild, exotic, beautiful, might I say somewhat erotic animal while you're, what's your kid? What's your kid breathing in? COVID. COVID.

Yeah. Pollution. Smog. You know what I mean? No, I want my kid to, to like know what it's like to be in the face of a bear and not just a bear, but all the wild animals of Alaska. Well, and what's neat too is that you get that constant sunlight for months and months, which is really good.

And then all your vitamin D in those few months and then, and then you hibernate too, right? Bingo. Yeah. The cool thing is like, you get so much of it, then you're like, you know, I don't want anymore. And then you don't get anymore, you know, because then, then like earth says, we don't put sun here for a while. We got it.

Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of cool. Yeah. Also the whole sun addiction thing. You know, that's a real problem. Everyone's like, I got to be in the sun. Oh, let me get out in the sun.

And I hate that shit, man. It's like, who doesn't come alive at night? Yeah. You know? Yeah. That's so cool. Yeah. It's a, it's interesting place to be going to do, you know, like your, your career

up there, but I bet you'll come up with some cool shit out in the woods hunting for meals probably. And yeah. Well, that's the other thing that's fucked up about a lot of places. And look, I know the laws in Alaska and, you know, I guess for the sake of protecting my family, this is a joke, but to me, one of the craziest things right now in the United States is that there are laws that prevent you from having more than one wife. So stupid.

So dumb. Yeah. It's just, you know, it takes a village to raise a child. It's, it led me to many times I've said to Tom, I would love a sister wife or wives plural. Yes. And I have no problem sharing him. He's very sexually vigorous and his erections are very powerful even though he's 41 years

old, unmedicated. So I'm all for it. My erections are not very powerful. I've got low T. I do medicate. It doesn't do much. Low T. I'll tell you, this is again why I want multiple wives because to wake it up, to wake it up. There we go.

That's it to wake it up. And so now is your wife, your current wife open minded enough or is she dumb and not wanting to have more wives? No, my wife is very open minded. We have a, I have a couple of great brother husbands and we're like, are you already doing it? Yes. Yes.

Are they cool? They bully me. But you know, sometimes, but we get along, you know, like we have, we don't agree on everything. I'm not a car guy. Are you, is it like a, like a, you know, different days of the week belong to different people kind of thing, you know, like it's physical combat sometimes or, you know, wrestling. So I'm not again, like, am I, you know, I have low T right now.

And so like my in the earlier days, you know, I probably would have gotten jealous and really upset about, you know, having to, um, vie for my wife's attention with a couple of like, you know, 20 year olds, you know, Well, I don't know about you, but I find it exciting, stimulating even when Tom has a new partner that I've ever heard of NRE. I don't know if you're in scene like we are polyamory polyamorous. I don't, I don't want to put labels on the everything's a label. I don't, you know, I don't call it that anymore.

I know that's what people used to call it. I mean, it's the wind polyamorous, right? It's our bees polyamorous, because they go to more than one flower. Oh, wow. When you put it that way, yeah, that really does make sense. And we're not that different from them. Are we bees? Yeah.

No, not at all. Not at all. Same. We fly through the gardens of society, collecting great ideas. That's, oh, Duncan, you really get it. That's not me. That's actually Kirk. That's my brother has been who says that.

He said that. Yeah, that's pretty cool, man. So my Bolly people, isn't it just the most amazing feeling when your partner finds a new girlfriend or a new partner and you get to just soak up all that NRE and knowing that somebody loves your other half as much as you do and waking up, they're still asleep and seeing their phone going off, knowing that that's their new love, just sending the messages and waiting for them to get up in the morning. My husband found himself a girlfriend, one of our best friends, and I'm so incredibly

happy. I get to share it here because I just can't hold it in. She's so amazing and we're so great together. I love seeing them holding hands and my Polly people, what's been your favorite thing? I could tell that it resonated with you differently. I don't feel like that at all. I have not gotten past it. I actually feel pretty unhappy every day with your situation.

Well, Kirk and Rod and all those guys. Yeah, but they got the COVID, they lost their jobs. Yeah. So I've been, it's just a weird thing to know that like, and they just go on Amazon and order anything. That's the other thing, it's like there's not a conversation anymore. And I just, yeah, I don't know. I don't feel that yet.

I don't feel NRE, honestly, I feel pretty, I'm been sleeping a lot. Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty intense, man. I mean, I don't know what it's like to be in that because it sounds like you have like, what, three or how many brother husbands you have? Right now I have two brother husbands. Two.

Kirk and Lane. Okay. And then, but then also there seems, it seems like my wife has been chatting with someone, but I'm excited to, I guess, because he is a professor. Oh, maybe just be a little more of an intellectual. Yeah. So I'm hoping, you know, maybe, but yeah, then it kind of makes you go, you know, where does Duncan fit in and all this?

Well, that's why I'm headed to Alaska. Like basically the way my wife put his go up there, you'll be like a pioneer. And scope it out for us. And scope it out and find out where the Grizzlies are and go out there near the Grizzlies to like, you know, get them comfortable with you. Oh, so you're going to go, I see. Yeah. That makes sense.

Yeah. You're the, you're the explorer. We know what's neat about Alaska is that the men outnumber the women significantly, right? Or is it the other way? Yeah. That sounds like my wife. Yeah.

But yeah, anyway, look, I'm not, look, as far as I'm concerned, people live the way you want to live. Right. If you want to be polyamorous, as they called it in the old days, be polyamorous. I would not advise it as a man, as a husband is, you know, again, it's like the kind of thing where it's like, my own razors gross me out, you know, but when Kirk has trimmed his pubes and you realize he used your razor for that and then you confront him and he punches you in the chest as a response.

You know what I mean? Yeah. And then it's just like, okay, so I guess I'm being censored here. Yeah. Yeah. You know? It kind of breaks my spirit for you, but I mean, you're, you're a tough guy. I, I, I'll say this, I, I'm glad that you're outlook on some of these sister wives coming

up is, is more positive, you know? Right. I mean, as long as they're, well, as long as they look a little like her, you know what I'm saying? Like a little different than me. Yeah. No, they all have different colored hair, if that's what you're saying. Well.

One's a brunette, one's a redhead, you know? But I prefer, I mean, I think what I'm trying to say is I just want them to not, I know I get you. Be too young or slender or, well, the whole thing is like we're trying to make like a few more kids here. So I don't want them to be too old, you know? Oh, right. Right.

Because I want to expand the family. Okay. You know? Also, I mean, just think how good it'll feel to make love with some, you know, maybe like a lingerie model or some, you know, like a, I don't know, like a beautiful, hot lingerie model. Right. You're speaking my language.

Nothing makes me happier when you say this stuff. I am just ear to ear. I'm kissing ass here because Kirk's an underwear model. And honestly, I'm hoping he hears this and leaves me alone, you know? Yeah. By the way, one thing I really wanted to show you. Please. I wanted to show you this because, you know, you have such an interesting mind to me and

the way you see things. And you also know a lot of things. I would say I've had conversation with you, where you've enlightened me so many times. There's a man that we found that reminds me of you. Okay. Well, he's a little bit older, but his insight is what's incredible. He knows so many things. Okay.

This is how we originally found him. Wow. This video here. This is amazing. Welcome to Revelation Unraveled. This program is a continuation of my series on the Denver International Airport and especially the murals and the art contained therein. Because they are evil, they are signs of Satanism.

And on this program, I will point out that many of them are phallic symbols. Okay. There's a lot going on. Now on previous videos, I have pointed out that this is actually the figure of a naked woman and the crotch is formed by a bird form. This sign on the penguin's cage constitutes a phallic symbol. Yep. It represents the male genitalia.

You see how I see you in this, right? Oh, yeah. Thank you so much. And again, I mean, because of COVID, I've had more time to read and I will get to that level. He's at right now. It's a... You have to learn, of course, to get there, but you got to read and I'm working on it,

but yeah, I'll get there. I really appreciate that, man. Also, he's more groomed than I am. Right. Really? This is you after years of studying and progressing into this. I don't have the guts to... Coming out of the Alaskan wilderness, let's say in 25 years, it's like, oh, look at the

new Duncan. You know what I mean? Yeah. It takes courage to speak out against the airport like that. It does. Yeah. It does. Yeah.

He's putting himself in a great deal of danger. As you approach the Denver Airport by car, you are immediately struck by this gigantic statue of a blue fiberglass horse. Many of the shapes on the horse's tail in Maine are phallic shapes and, of course, it is a masculine horse. Yeah. He sees dicks everywhere. Everywhere.

Because, like, I did not see that. Well, that's the thing is we're all students. I feel like, when I say we, I mean the world. Yeah. You know? Yeah. That's the thing. Yeah.

It's amazing that he's able to expose so many hidden dicks. That's so true. So true. I mean... Next, let's take a look at the layout of the Denver Airport. Many other videos on YouTube have shown that this is in the shape of a swastika. But there's one video that also points out that the outdoor baggage hailing area is in the shape of a phallus.

Oh, jeez. Let's take a closer look. It is, too. It is, really. Yes. So I like... What I like here is the combination of anything that combines swastikas and penises is obviously exciting to, I think, most viewers.

Well, and that the penis bothers him more than the swastika. It sounds like it. And baggage claims. Yeah. That was a good impression. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I wasn't... Of course, as Christians, we need to understand that the phallic symbol is a powerful symbol. And many pagan religions worship the phallus because it's a symbol of life. But we know there is a more powerful symbol which negates the phallic symbol. That phallus. And that is the cross. The phallus.

I wish you saw buttholes everywhere. Well... The video needs to... The best thing here, which would make this the ultimate video of all time, is if it panned down and he's got a giant dick. Rock hard. He's like rock hard naked with this huge dick and he's like, this is on me. Evil.

Look at this sprouting out of me. Evil. Cockering shape like a crucifix. I'm doing what I can to stop it. And then he just jizzed at the camera and was like, this is what I think of you guys out there. And he just finished on us. Just blew a nice...

A Christian load. A mystical load. A mystical load. A mystical load. Those of us who have been washed in the blood of the lamb, understand that phallic worship is satanic and evil. Can you stop it for a second? Oh yeah, sorry.

I'm going to have to answer to our Lord for what they have perpetrated in the public in this monstrosity. Here's what's wild to me. Is this guy can simultaneously say, dicks are bad while talking about being covered in farm animal blood? Yeah. That's fucking weird. That's kind of weird.

He's like, penises are bad, yeah, but the blood of the lamb and J, like, oh wow, yeah, that's true. Yeah, that is so strange to me. Now, you, as I imagine a lot of people might be thinking, oh, it sucks that there's only one video of this guy. No, there's not. There's more. So here's one we discovered last week just to catch you up, and then we'll go to the

new video. So great. So here's the last one. This is just a brief commentary on a new flag created for the Obama campaign. Now up here on the left, we have the official logo of the Obama campaign, and that's a big O, which, of course, stands for him. And below that, there are several stripes, which indicate the homosexual movement. In other words, the rainbow movement.

So good. And below Obama's logo, we have two stripes and three stripes, which look much more like streaks of blood. Now, some people don't like this kind of perversion of the American flag because it is very satanic. You know, when he finds out that microphones look like dicks, he's going to be in trouble, man. He's pointing it at his mouth of all places. He doesn't see it.

It's right in front of him, the devil snuck in right in his fucking hands. Oh, my God. Wow, man, that sucks. You nailed him so hard. He's going to have to make a comeback to this video and be like, Duncan, cross on. I saw that you discussed on my flag video that I'm pointing a phallic symbol. And of course, as my regular subscribers know, two stripes over three represent the antichrist. There you go.

Two over three is the number 0.666. Okay. Well, I'm glad you're getting educated. Wait, Duncan. This is all new to me and it's changing. Hey, I didn't know I was getting red filled today. Duncan, what do you suppose the pheasants mean as a wildlife lover? You are living in Alaska soon.

What do you think the symbolism of the birds are? Well, you know, I'm going to speak from before getting my mind blown and my reality shattered by this man. You know, to me, pheasants have always been a sign of, you know, they're erotic, you know, much like the grizzly, you know, that's an erotic bird. You look back there and you see, you know, it's like being, it's erotic dance of nature. They're basically vaginas. It's like strippers of the bird world. You know, I didn't want to say strippers.

I don't say that sex workers, but I always think of them as the sex workers of the bird world. The pheasants are the sex workers of the bird world. This is essentially an only fans video from birds right now. Yeah, but again, you know, I think that's another interesting thing in the sense like you watch someone like this and you on one level, you think, OK, I'm looking at some kind of potentially highly repressed, paranoid person using a world religion to project his aggression into the world. But then if you think about it on another level, this could be like an actual like deep level

occultist who is because like number one, why are you turning me on with the birds? Right, right. You know what I mean? He knows what he's doing with those sexy legs. That's what I'm saying. It's like, OK, I hear what you're saying. But on the other hand, you're holding that phallus with some pretty fucking. I'd say those pheasants are in heat.

Yeah. Well, and look at the firm grip on that mic, too. Double handing it. Practically choking it with real, real big dicks. Yeah. You need both hands. You need two hands. Yeah.

That's Kirk. Oh, man. Now, I doubt very much if the designers of this flag really knew what they were doing. I don't think they wanted a satanic flag with satanic imagery, but maybe they consider that perfect for the Obama campaign. Wow. A lot of shots taken there. Oddly enough, I mean, this obviously has to be a dated video.

I never heard Obama speak back to this man. Wow. Is that confirmation? There you go. There you go. There you go. A little quiet over in Hawaii. Didn't hear anything.

And by the way, we reached out to Obama's office. And guess what they said? No comment. Wow. Of course. Of course. Well, we all know what silence is. Now we have a new video from this gentleman.

I can't wait. Oh, boy. I think it's probably going to be full of knowledge. Let's get right into it. This is the logo which the Vatican is promoting to announce the pope's visit to the United States. And at first glance, you might think that this was a family logo promoting a normal marriage between a man and a woman.

However, there is a hidden agenda in this logo to promote the gay agenda. Oh, first of all, this is five years old. Is this man with us anymore? See. He's in heaven. He is. Okay. Still alive.

Still putting out information. Mm hmm. Okay, good. I can't believe, you know, this is the kind of person they disappear quick. Yeah. This is the kind of person that ends up in an area of 51. Yeah. They'll take you down.

He must know something. He's got some. I mean, this is a five-year-old video, but it's still, obviously, it's still very relevant. I mean, here we go. He's got to kill interest. I think this image actually shows two men and their relationship is a sexual one and not one of holy matrimony. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Wow. Two figures are actually in a masculine shape. They are wider at the shoulders, the upper part of the body, and they taper down, just like a man. I have no problem swallowing. Just like a naughty man, sneaky man, like the man that's sneaking to my mind at night in my ears.

We have dick videos already. Dicks are everywhere, and then here's two bad, bad men. Wow. There's a theme going on here. There's something in his mind that he's constantly thinking about. Secondly, there is no indication that the figure on the left is a woman, even though it is shorter. And if you look at ordinary logos of men and women, for example, in outdoor public restrooms,

you'll see that the female always wears a dress and has to distinguish the female from the male. Yep. I mean, how else are you going to do it? Let me see all that. Okay. Well, notice too, where is he? He's standing in a phallus garden.

Do you see those dicks growing out of the grass? Yeah. There are dicks sprouting up everywhere. Steel dicks. And look at all that pubic hair behind him, and then the dick is coming out of him. And he's probably up to his wasting of that of calm. Definitely. And by the way, you see there's sculptures there.

You see the sculptures? Yeah. The sculptures has holes. What goes into holes? Dicks. That's right. In the Vatican logo, there is no distinguishing between the male and the female. In fact, they are both male and also the two children.

And either side, what are they? Are they boys or girls? God damn it. Can you imagine getting kidnapped by that guy? Can you imagine like you wake up in a cabin with that guy and like you got to like listen to him for a year and you would grab, you would submit, you know, someone told me something really creepy. You would submit.

Well, I mean, think about like, it was a spoo, I was so stoned with a friend of mine. He was saying like, you know, if you got kidnapped at some point, you would just start believing what the kidnappers said, because otherwise you would go crazy. So that you would just kind of give up your past and like, I guess this is where I am now. I'm in this cabin. And what's the, what's the Stockholm syndrome, right? Where you identify, you sympathize with your kid, your kid, your captor.

Yeah. Yeah. You start going like, yeah, no, he's right. I guess you're right. I don't know what I was doing. I mean, I, but this one would be painful because your mind would be the mind you have right now. I'm like, the fuck are you talking about?

But after, because he would be relentless when you're like, no, he'd be like shutting the door, locking again. And then the next day he'd be like, someone was talking about the symbols of the Christ that you'd be like, yeah, they're fucking everywhere. I know I'll start teaching your teachings. Yeah. Yeah. And then.

But what's annoying with him and his symbolism is that, okay, a shorter being next to the right one, technically women are shorter than men and those are traditionally symbols for women. You understand? So he's, he's, he's bending other symbols to serve his purposes, guys. And I, I don't want to abide by that. I mean, I, I looked at that and I thought that on the left, it was a woman holding a child, holding the baby.

Yeah. Even though like she doesn't have a dress and big tits, I still made the, I drew that conclusion. That's interesting to me. It looks like a dick. It looks like she's got a big dick. Well, guess what? What?

What is that between them? Is that a baby? Well, obviously no, it can't be a baby. Nope. That is in fact a hidden phallic symbol. There you go. We are hitting here. Dick, you got it, Duncan.

You know what? Gay marriage and in fact, gay sex. Oh, shit. And the way he says gay sex, it's the same way Yellowstone rumbles. It's like all that energy inside. Oh, it's sad. It's gay sex. Oh, God.

I'm gonna get hard till I'm ready to come. Yeah. Ah, just like, it's so sad. I mean, look, he didn't meet, he's trapped. You know, that's, that sucks, you know, cause he's like always just like, you know, you know what they say, opposite stand back to back. Right? Have you ever heard that before?

No. Yeah. And he's just like right next to heaven, like as soon as he lets go of this thing and just lets himself be gay, he is going to be in paradise. Yeah. He'll be the happiest 85 year old gay man in the world. In the world. I think maybe he is the reason shit's weird in the world.

They'll wheel him into like a blow bang and they'll be like, here it is, this is heaven before you depart and he'll just fucking work his way around. But this is not just phallic. It is also. Here is where Satan is hiding himself as an angel of light. You look at that image and you think it is a family image. It is not. It is a satanic logo promoting gay marriage.

Oh, geez. Wow. So what's with the Satan stuff? So I know that he's late and late homosexual, but what, how does Satan, what's the obsession with the devil? The two together, I think, just like homosexuality, satanic beliefs. It's all, it's all intertwined. Yeah.

Yeah, it's bad. It's bad. It's evil and it's all because his dick gets hard when he looks at cool looking guys. Yeah, that's all it is. That's all it is. Every time I see a guy, my dick gets hard and I got a rail against it. Those tasty, tasty cocks. Yeah.

His dick's everywhere. I mean, his whole world is just dicks everywhere. Yeah, that's so crazy. That's going to be the weird moment when he meets God and God says, I made you. The gayest man. Like, I made it so you could like fuck and suck and enjoy other men's bodies. And the whole time you saw dicks everywhere. I put dicks all around you to lead you to where you want to be.

And instead you rejected me. Oh, wow. He's doing this type of video. You're totally right. He's doing this type of video instead of this type of video. Okay, you come. You come. Let me see.

Let me see how much you come. Let me see all that. How much, how big a load I'm going to swallow. You know, he could have been doing this. I need it. I need it right now. Wow. Right now.

Okay. Can you see this? No. Give it to me now. Are you not allowed to show? You're not allowed to show. I'm jerking off. I can show you later.

Okay. Thanks, dude. Cool. Zoom it down. You can't tease us like that. What's going on here? I have a question. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. I can feel it. Oh, that's going to be good. It's going to be good. So he's looking forward to it. So it's one year with this guy. You're his hostage.

This guy at Asner. Or one year with the dick guy. I'm taking Asner any day of the week. That's a free being. That's a free. You're right there. You're looking at a purely autonomous actualized being. It doesn't necessarily match my version of what enlightenment

looks like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, you're not gonna match my version of what enlightenment looks like, you know, like beating off in your apartment with like that weird Tony Robbins headset. He kills me every time. Yeah. What the fuck.

Like he had to get that to masturbate. Yeah, which is, yeah, yeah. I'm telling you, it's like, you know, I was to on the way over here, I was talking to a friend of mine. I'm like, I'm going to do your mom's house and, like, well, you're talking about, he's like, oh, you're going to see some TikTok videos. And I was talking about, oh, I love those TikTok videos.

And I was about to say something really judgmental. I was going to say, you know, sometimes when I watch those TikTok videos you put up, it's like looking at like a level of hell or something. Like I was going to say something really fucking dark and mean, but before I could say it, he's like, yeah, you know, you see those TikTok videos and there's a part of you that thinks, wow, I wish I could be that free.

Yeah. And it was so smart and philosophical. And I felt like, God, I'm such a judgmental shit. Yes. That I'm like looking at like beings who are like truly who they are. The difference between this guy. So true.

And the Dick Garden preacher is that, the Dick Garden preacher doesn't want other people to be the way they are. You know, that's where he becomes evil. Very interesting perspective. Right. This guy is insidious. And this guy is like celebrating his ability to orgasm. Yeah.

He's like. He's a happy guy, basically. Yeah. How's that? No. Is that better? Leave the shirt on. That's fine.

Oh, yeah. No, no, don't take it off. Don't take it off. There he is. I don't know that I can. Well, let me take this off for a minute. There goes the headset. I see.

That's a problem for him. He thinks about that off camera sometimes. How to work out. Get his shirt off without pulling that thing off. I guarantee that's like a, I bet he has other friends who do this, who are like, Hey, I know a better headset. Or you can get your shirt off. Yes, I am.

Is that okay? Well, I'm half cut. Let's put it that way. I'm half cut. Well, because I got cut when I was adult. I was in the military and the doctor messed it up. Holy shit. I had a virus.

And that's like a tree growing in Colorado in the snow. I was supposed to circumcise me completely so that I wouldn't have the problems. And that's as far as he got. Wow. That's wild, man. Yeah. How about that? That happens to us.

You know, we're in these bodies and it's like, you know, you're going to, isn't that crazy? Yeah, it is. That fucking happens. It's crazy. Whether you're into like jerking off on camera or whether you're like saving the world. You're still like our bodies get so, that just happens. It just happens, man. You know, not everybody.

What? Wow. See, I just pulled the skin forward the way it's normally when it's asleep. He's like the David Attenborough jerking off. Comes right out. It's like, I can see what you're doing, but he's still, you know what? It's for people in the audience who might be vision impaired. Right.

You know, there's really nice for people there. Here's another video because we have. That's him and the guy that he video chats with. That's Mark. Mark. Yeah. Yeah. Now, interestingly enough, Leo's very chatty when he does his sessions with Mark on the

phone. Yeah. He's quiet as a mouse here. Super quiet. Okay. Okay. Okay. Two things.

One, I'm going to say, and I don't mean to do conspiracy theory shit here, but I'm not positive. He's like, is he giving him a blow job? Mark is. But to me, that reminds me of like in the movies, when you like get the right angle and it looks like you punch somebody. Yeah. Like he's doing, you know what I mean?

You're questioning if it's really happening. I don't think he's really, I don't know that he's sucking his dick. What? What do you think's happening? Play it. Let's see. He's fisting him. This is the kind of thing we need to get the dick, well, witness or to look at and break

down. The gardens guy needs to be there because like he would be like, here you see the what? Now that's real. I don't know for sure that he's penetrating him. I mean, look how quietly Leo is here. He's barely, he's not even saying a damn thing. I'm sorry, y'all. I think you've been had like, I think shit, really?

I think that's simulated sex. I don't. I'm, I think it could even be a green screen, man. Green screen. Yeah. I think they're, I think they're like, if you look, notice that green hue behind them. See, I think that's bad compositing. I think that they're using a green screen to make it seem like they're in some kind

of like dilapidated apartment with weird walls. But my guess is that they're like in a, probably a palace or some kind of common thing for the super elite to do, by the way, is to mask like what they're really doing and create like a false, basically visual that sex is taking place or just, yep. Yep. It's absolute. It's one of the things they do. I don't know why they do it, but yeah, that's more than likely what you're looking at is

two of the world's elite, you know, the people who like know the people, you know. By the way, I wanted to switch speeds here because you were so kind to send me a video a few weeks ago and I told you, we talked about coming on and you're like, oh, check this out. So I, I, I bookmarked it and I have it here. Maybe you could tell us what's going on and maybe I just ask one question before I dive in. Sorry.

Uh, to go back a second, I don't know if you can even go back, but maybe this is a question for your viewers. Uh huh. Do you think when you're being penetrated, Tom, that it's okay to not react? It's okay to lay there like that? I don't, I don't think that's nice. Yeah, I agree. I think that like, especially being penetrated aenally, as I mean, vaginally, you know, you

know, you know, sometimes, I mean, I've been with women who are like, why don't we start and I'm like, it's all the way in stuff like that. Yeah. You know, um, I'm talking about older women. Long time ago. I mean, I know what you mean. Yeah. Many years ago, but then like, I feel like aenally, you should give a little bit of like, oh,

well it is. It's a different region. It's a, oh, hey. Yeah. Right now. And it's for him to be stone faced. And not only that, can we, can we look at Leo and Mark again, just the imagery, do you think it's hard to go back?

It's hard to go back. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah. The point being that you see Leo, who looks to be about nine months pregnant, right? Big hushy. And as you and I know from me being pregnant twice, that's a really hard position. That is. To get into.

You should have been side meat. Side meat mommy. Or big pillow. Yeah. Here and been in the dog or something like that. Yeah. I just, yeah, I think, I don't know. But that kind of speaks to his elitism, I think.

The fact that he was like, I'll lay on my back with my big hushy. Right. Like he's, he's the queen. He's like, I'll just lay back and you do all the work. Topping from the bottom. Right. Right. Yeah.

I guess that's the analysis. Yeah. I don't know. I just feel like you could at least like something. Yeah. Smile. I mean, he didn't make a peep. He seemed like he was napping.

Yeah. Oh, wow. And not even looking at Mark. Yeah. He's kind of staring off. You're right. Maybe this was a simulation. It's almost like Mark was like, can I?

It's like fine. Yeah. I'll look out the window. It's a pity fuck. Yeah. Yeah. That was a pity fuck. Like did, did Mark pay you to do this or something?

Yeah. I didn't feel the excitement. I know what you're saying. Like I want to feel something. I want to feel your asshole get penetrated. I want to feel the, that initial whoo. That's right. Yeah.

Yeah. Exactly. It's like that first taste of a fresca. Yeah. But this guy's like just. Just chugging the whole thing? Yeah. Man, I think relationships take work and if you're going to, you know.

Yeah. Put a little into it, man. Put something into it. That's my hole. Yeah. That's where it spits. Okay. So.

That's him during phone sex or whatever. Yeah. Video sex. He's very vociferous. Very vociferous. Is that poetic? Down again. What did you send us here?

Oh yeah. Because this is from their trust collection. Yes. This is like, I think we've, this is one of the ways we've connected with the text. Yeah. Is I started sending you some videos that I have found. Oh, by the way, over the year. Masterful.

You've sent me some alarming, like really eye-opening videos. Yeah. I only sent. And I get sent a lot of stuff. I know. And I'm not going to waste your time. So I like, I only send you the finest. Yeah.

And this I was like, what are you like, dude, this is a whole lane. This is amazing. Yeah. This was, this is a whole genre of videos, but, and then what I, this is what I like about this one is that it's clearly like, this is his art because he's calling it Mark Martin manure tank. Right. Like it's like, he wants people to know that this is a.

Even hunks might take showers. So there's a, there's a tagline even. Yeah. Color. There's a lot of these out there, which is that, you know, I didn't even know I, like when I, if I'm thinking of a manure tank, I'm thinking of like, it's going to be just filled with like solid shit, but apparently there are these tanks out there that have like liquefied shit in them.

And I think we're probably one of the problems. If you have one of these tanks as a punk, we'll climb over your fence and bathe in the liquefied shit. Cause you know, some farmer came out and was like, motherfucking Mark Martin. Get the fuck off my phone. He knows his name. God damn it, Mark. Oh.

Oh. Very erotic. Yeah. It's like, I didn't get this far on it, dude. I'm going to be honest, man. I watched it pour out. I'm like, just send it to you. I didn't know we did that.

Let's keep it roll. Holy shit. That's like an escape. He's, wow. I like this. Oh. Oh, I like the eye contact. And I'm like, wow.

Look at that. He's got a beer, a Bruce key in his hand too. He does have a beer. Yeah. I think I would ask for a beer too if I was shooting this scene. I'm like, can I get a beer while I do this? God damn. Man.

I like everything about this, Duncan. Oh. He, you know. Thank you for sharing. I would love to know if he's on any tea supplements. Yeah. Because like. This could be you.

I would love to have that sexual vigor. Imagine like a hot spring day in Anchorage. Yeah. You go on for a walk and you, it's a beautiful mountain range. Yeah. And then you see mud spewing out of a fucking tunnel. Oh my God. And you just start laying and rolling around with all that tea, that new tea.

I love it. That's like raging through you. I love it. Maybe like a grizzly sees me and is then watching as I hump mud. Yep. And then instead of like attacking you, he's like, this is a, he sees you as an equal. You know, like he's like starts rolling around in the mud with you. Imagine that you're wrestling with a grizzly up there.

Holy shit. Pretty cool. He takes you with him. I wouldn't open my mouth though. How's he? He's free. Look at that. Reborn.

Oh, wow. All for the art. All for the art. Close your mouth. Close your mouth. Oh, now in the crotch. Oh. Now he's masturbating.

Did you get this far? I didn't man. I didn't know. I probably should watch the whole videos before I send them to people. I don't know. I could eat in so many terrible ways where you could call the cops or something where you're like, dude, I have to ethically call the cops. I don't know.

I didn't know like, I think also, you know, he's kind of tearing up the scenery here, hamming it up. I think once you've done the shit bathing, following that with some like, it's hard to follow. Yeah. Now let me say though, I mean, as a curator of the bizarre video, I really like this. I see it as an, it's a good aesthetic choice. I like this outfit. This is art.

No, it actually, I really, I'm enjoying it. It's art. I'm drawn to it for some reason. I find it intriguing. He's very charismatic. This guy. I like this. From this clip.

I'm into it. I like it even more. So this is how you top it. Actually. This is the finisher. That's wild to me. Like it's, you can show someone rolling around and shit that you can't show it's this. Yeah.

Oh, he's draft. Wow. Oh wow. What a performance. That was really strong. That was incredible. That was incredible. That was really something.

That was really something. I like the pink border too. Me too. It adds flair and the choice of like grayscale is interesting. We, um, we actually had something in this space, um, a long time ago and a lot of people saw it as our original might make you vomit clip. Um, it was like, it was, it was the line for a lot of people and this is the clip. Oh fuck.

Oh yeah. I remember this old classic. Yeah. A lot of people would bother. This is like the problem. If you don't look an unruly gimp will get in your septic tank. They're known for that. Yep.

Dang. If you're going to, this is, I'm telling you, if you're going to have a gimp and you think they're not sneaky because a lot of people, they will have a gimp and they will get tricked by the gimp into thinking they're slow. Yeah. That's one of the first things. Yeah, they're not new gimp owners are inevitably like, they realize these things are fast as fuck.

They skitter, they get under stuff. No, they're gone. Yeah. If you're sure, if you have a septic tank, this is, whenever I've gotten messages from people regarding like having lost their gimp, I'm always like, where's your septic tank? Yep. Do you have an ingrown septic tank? And they're like, yeah.

I'm like, go check and then send me an email and I was like, thank you. That's where he was. Yeah. They just go right to it, man. They look very well. Yeah. What's interesting about this one is that he's wiping his eyes so that he may see, did the guy before him, did Mark wipe his eyes or did he keep him shut?

Mark was in like a little bit more natural setting. Yeah. You know? This is, I think this is higher concentrated poo. Yeah. It's less liquidy. I think also that's, that's probably human poo. Yeah.

Whereas Mark's doing like cow stuff. Yeah. I was that right? I didn't realize. That's an interesting choice. This is a real serious health hazard. Oh yeah. No, no, no.

It's the worst, man. And like, I'm telling you, this is just like classic gimp behavior and it's more of a health hazard because, and I'll tell you, that's the other problem is you're going to have to wash the gimp. How are you going to get it off of him? You got to hose him down. And then because you're hosing him down, he's like getting rewarded because they love that. Oh right.

Right. So now that's going to make him go reinforce the bad behavior. Yeah. Exactly. What do you do? How do you beat a gimp? Like how do you train it? Nope.

You can't beat a gimp. Again, you're reinforced. They love that. Oh. Oh really? And especially right after they've been taking a shit bath. Nothing. Maybe like bake him a cake or something every time he does it.

It's just isolation. Isolation. And do they have a special health insurance like SAG or the union? It is hard to get a gimp covered. I imagine they get sick a lot. Gimps just die, I think. Oh. They don't really go see doctors.

Very rare. Yeah. Very hardy most of the time. Really? They'll get sick. But they won't die. Covered in boils and pox and fleas and pestilence. But yeah, I know two people whose gimp have passed away and that was from old age.

Wow. Wow. Wow. It's a spa day. We found a little spa. I don't. Is that hair or is this old toilet paper? Oh.

A little bit of everything. Oh my God. That's the worst. I just imagine it's Hershey's syrup. I don't think of it as movie. Here's a. I guess this is a new clip. Piglet plays in the dump.

Oh, see look. Yep. Classic gimp behavior. You're really playing with fire when you have the worst guy you nailed it on the head, Duncan. I thought you might be joking, but you're not. Oh, no, this is what they do really into this is what they do. And I guarantee I would bet, I don't know, $5,000 that another gimp is driving that. Really?

Yeah. This is someone who's got two gimp. Didn't secure the gimp. Boom. That's what you get. I have no pity for them either. OK. It's like, no, this is like.

Right. You know the boundaries. You've broken them. You. Yeah. Yeah. Look. See.

Look. Look. That's the game. I didn't realize they were so. I'm just so hard to keep. Oh my God. It's like that's one of the worst. It's like when.

Oh, God. It's like having a German shepherd that gets out of the yard and they roll around. They roll around. It's just and they honestly like he thinks he's being so clever. He thinks he's like every gimp has this weird sense of pride and they revel in escape. But yeah, it's just annoying because you're like, hey, I've given you this great life. Yeah. I feed you three times a day.

You've got the three times a day. No, no. No, that's you got to keep them pretty hungry, actually, because again, this is an overfed gimp. It's got the energy to get out and do that, you know, just like clearly. Put them in a caloric deficit, basically. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Caloric deficit. Feed them. You know, you're going to give your gimp like half a glass of piss and some mashed potatoes every day. And then you got to watch because, you know, you want to make sure they're not starving. But look, don't the problem with the popular podcast like you're showing this is it does the same thing that Beverly Hills, Chihuahua did for Chihuahua's but for gimp's. Oh.

You know what I mean? People are on and they buy them and they think they can't. And now you guys have all these people getting gimp's, not taking care of them. And then it's like, we didn't mean for that to happen, but look what we did on accident. Yeah, man. Yeah. Let's get a point. And you're going to get septic problems all over LA.

Scratch this whole segment. Yeah. Yeah. I would cut this for sure. Yeah, my bad. Or put a warning up or something. You know, they. That's a good point.

And by the way, if you're watching now, don't think that you know just how to handle a gimp just because you saw a segment on our show. Yeah, you don't. It's actually, it's some people like it's passed down over family lines for generations to really like take care of a game. So you have, you know, you're going to live with the bears, but what actually prompted you to want to leave LA? Right.

Well, you know, I'm not a homeowner. I rent. Yeah. It's a place. It's ridiculously expensive, but wonderful. And I just feel like living in a city that's locked down where you can't do stand up. Yeah. And you, you know, like if you're going to eat, you're going to be like, if you go out

to eat your LA is beautiful, man. I feel, I love this city so much. And like, you know, anybody who's like gotten figured out a way to like get a job doing comedy or podcasting because of this city, I think it's an eternal kind of debt, you know, because it's like, holy shit, whatever as fucked up as this place is, and as weird as the system is and all of it. It's like I met y'all. I got to be at the comedy store.

I got to like, you know, be, it's crazy that I, it's just like, it's crazy that I got to become a comic at the comedy store. When I, you know, when I didn't even want to be a comic, I just ended up becoming the talent coordinator. I look at all the crazy things that happen. I love this city. I guess I'm just saying that because I don't want to sound like I'm being up. You're shitting on the city shitting on the city, but God, this city is fucked up right

now. Yeah, right now it's fucked up. It wasn't always like this. It's fucked up right now. And I had a moment of thinking like, well, are you going to like leave a city that like, shouldn't you stay and try to like be a part of the community or positive? You know, I had those moments, but I've got a kid, you know, and I just, I just don't want him like, I just want to, I want to be up in nature.

I've also got like a conspiracy theory side. I don't even want to call it that, but I do have a weird sense of like, man, I've never in my whole life living in the United States experienced the weird fucking vibe that's happened. It's a weird vibe. It's a weird vibe. And it's a, I think it's a weirder vibe in LA. Yes.

2020's got one vibe and it's weird. And it's sad, but I also feel like I kind of feel like that weirdness makes you go, if it gets weirder, we're like, you want, like you, you start to think about where you want to be. And I feel like I, this is not a city I want to be in when it gets weirder than this. Right. That makes sense. Like when you go like this, if this goes more sideways, this feels like not the place to

ride this out. No. And, and you know, man, like my Johnny Pemberton, he was just on your show. Yeah, great. Holy shit, man. Johnny Pemberton has been posting these Mai Tai videos on Instagram that have been like burning me up because like that looks like an incredible Mai Tai. And I was looking up how to make a Mai Tai and like the ingredients you've got, like

they're, you've got to order like, you have to get shipped, the boo shipped in from like Miami and stuff to make the kind of Mai Tai. He's got like a weird collection of old Pembe's doing. Incredible Mai Tai ingredients. It's the sweetest thing came over to my house to really to say goodbye, but under the auspices of making me a Mai Tai and he made this delicious Mai Tai. It was incredible. It was like a tropical pan.

It was just the best fucking thing ever. And, and we're, we're, we're sitting in my, we're standing in my pool during the heat wave, 112 or 15 degrees. And the, the, the, the light is yellow from the smoke and then it starts snowing ash and I'm sitting there thinking, I can't have this is the kind of thing where, and I don't want to sound cheesy or whatever, but like, you know, you listen to the earth and it's like, it's snowing ash. The sky is yellow and it's hotter than it's, I went to India once.

It never got that hot. It's so fucking hot like, like, like hot, like this is what, like you were in an oven hot and I know other people in other parts of the world are like, shut the fuck up. It's a seven. Well, it hit 120. Yeah. Parts of the valley. Yeah.

That's pretty, pretty up world class heat. Man. And also I'm not a homeowner. If I own a home, it's a whole different story because like it's like you, you know, you're investing in your, in your property and like stick it out, but I'm, I'm renting in a city that I can't do comedy in. How much do you miss to understand it? A lot, man.

Yeah. But I miss it. I miss it. Uh, it's, it's like, uh, I don't know, man, that, that, I, I feel like, I feel like I'm I've, I've all like you, you, I know there's so many great comics at the comedy store. I've always respected your work ethic and like have recognized like, holy shit, man. This is like a mystical activity that you're doing. And that, and for me, it was like, I love it, but I don't know if I love it quite as

much as y'all do. And I don't have a problem saying that. I still love it. It was everything going to the comedy store and doing stand up to everything. It wasn't just like cathartic. It was like a community and you're, you know what I mean? You're hanging out with like just that thing or a comical that you respect after you get off stage or punch up a joke and like all those just moments that were happening there.

Damn it, man. It was so much to me that I was literally staying in LA for it. Like that was it. I didn't, the midnight gospel, but in my head, I was always thinking if the comedy store goes away, I don't think I'm going to stay in LA anymore. It meant that much to me. And I know, I know there's a lot of, a lot of people feel the same way as you. I do.

It's really, cause when I, we talk about moving a lot and to me, that was my first, well, my first or second thought was like the comedy store, but it's our community. It was where we went when Brody died and like remember that, like all of us. That was actually an awesome night. That was crazy. Yeah. I mean, for as sad as the circumstances it was, that was an awesome experience. To be with all of us and the main room crying collectively was like really, really special.

It was. I feel the same way to, like I'm crying, even just thinking about it because it's sad to see, I grew up here and to see the city where it is now, it's like fucking Mad Max right now. Yeah. It's crazy. Yeah. It's horrible.

Yeah. And yeah, I don't know what the answer is. I don't know what to do, but. I mean, you know, I just like, I, like, I, like, I just think you have to listen to, this is what, what happened was, and again, man, I really do, I've been doing acid since I was 16. So when I get an idea sometimes, I really have to give it like two or three or four days to be like, you sure about that one Duncan?

Yeah. Yeah. And I'm lucky because I have this wonderful wife who is the opposite when it comes to conspiracy theories and stuff. Because I really, for a second when this stuff was going down, I was fantasizing that a meteor was going to hit the planet. By the way, the way that you speak sometimes and the way you, like you do bits when, when I saw you at that thing, you're, you said, this is my wife and I was like, okay.

And then you said, you're like, yeah, my baby. I'm like, you're, you're had a baby. Okay. And I totally thought he, and I go, shut up. It's not your kid. Like who's baby is this? I thought, I thought he had made it up because, because I, I, he can sell anything. So like, he was like, no, this is my baby.

I'm like, okay, sure. It's your baby. I didn't believe you at all. That's the word. I know. It took like six people to confirm it. I go, Duncan, we have a baby. Yeah.

We're like, yeah, I'm like, come on. You know, man, that's the problem of like being like too committed to trolling sometimes. No, it's great. It's why you're great. Thank you. But yeah, man, I just, you know, like, I thought a meteor was going to hit there, for example, because I go on Reddit conspiracy and I was thinking, Oh, it's not really a pandemic. They're locking us all down because they got some data about a meteor hitting and they

want people inside because they know it's crazy, crazy shit like that. When I said on Rogan and there was this pause and for a second I thought, wow, Rogan's going to be like, holy shit. And the pause, he's like, he said, the reason I paused is because that's the dumbest thing I ever heard. How deflating was that? Because you're like, you're like, this feels like it might be something. It's like when you think you have a great joke and you're like, and everyone's like,

that's a turd. I need that. We need that. You're not far off though, Duncan. I mean, didn't we confirm the existence of UFOs like a month ago? The government did? Well, yeah. I mean, there have been a lot.

Those things have been happening. And by the way, it was actually on mainstream news. They're like, it was confirmed. Yeah. Pentagon is confirming that these are materials not of this earth. And people were like, well, so I don't know if you heard what Biden said. You're like, wait a minute. What?

We're not going to spend more time on this. Right. It's not the lead story. I interviewed this Jeremy Corbell, who's like, does documentaries on UFOs and is like knows the people who wrote the article because I was so like excited about it and frustrated by that very same thing. And like he said, he was brilliant, but he like one of the things he said, we were just, you know, I again, I want to believe that he is saying things in a way because he knows

them, but he can't say I know him. He's like someone who's been in front of Senate and stuff. And like he was one of the people who like this shit has been happening so much in the military that there are people who've gotten radiation poisoning from being around them and they're not getting disability pay. And so it's like a real issue in the military, not like an issue like it is for hippies like me or like, I knew it. It means a galactic consciousness or something like that.

But an issue in the sense that like, number one, it's a massive threat to have things that fast that are using like physics that theoretically they kind of understand, but we don't have. And so that means that if they did have any kind of wreckage or anything like that, the reason, because my, my, what I would've always thought is they don't want us to know that these beings are visiting us because if we know that it disrupts the power structures of the earth because so much of what makes a person a statist or like like stuck in their lives is that we can't get off the planet, right?

Like you can't get off this fucking thing. So everyone has got, what's that syndrome you were saying earlier? Like if you're Stockholm. Yeah. It defeats the system. It'll wreck the whole system. Exactly. So what kinds of people do you think would like the part if they're like, you can leave

right now? I think everybody in Los Angeles, yeah, exactly. That would be that. Like if I've thought about this, like if all of a sudden every single one of us had access to not just the vehicles, but we had a place to go, the funniest thing would be watching all these shitty politicians who had been telling us how to live, just be like, see you later. Lindsey Graham to watch him fly away, like, bye, this motherfucker who's been telling us

how to be, they would all leave, you know? And so so much of being human is being stuck in the gravity while a planet earth. Anyway, these were all my considerations regarding why the disclosure hasn't happened. And in this conversation with Jeremy, it was, I realized, oh, no, it's actually more, it's way more boring than that, which is if the military has managed to get one of these crafts and the way he put it and the way he said it was, this is just my opinion. I'm not saying this is real. It's my opinion.

So I'm just saying that on his behalf, but he, he said, the problem is the material is it looks like something constructed it by putting atoms together intentionally, like on the atomic, like pushing atoms next to each other in such a way that it produces this like, like as gravity propulsion, which means that so the way, like, you know, again, man, obviously clearly not a scientist here, you know, if Kirk was here, he's more in the cars. He could explain it to you. But the, the idea is that there might be a way to produce a situation where you it's

like you're falling forward. So these devices make it so that suddenly instead of like down being there, down is anywhere you want it to be. And if you could do that, then you're always in a state of free fall, meaning that you don't have like thrusters or whatever and whatever. And anyway, the point is the reason they wouldn't want people to know that this is real or even to think it's real or even to imagine that we have it or to reveal what we have or what we figured out is because what the fuck are we going to do if China or Russia or anywhere

or else figures out how to make these things before we do? It's like, if you look at the atom bomb, we, they kept that such a big secret because we wanted to be the first people to split the atom. And so this is one of the theories is why now, why all of a sudden they would be revealing any of the data at all, why bother is beyond me and why they'd be doing it during a global fucking pandemic when everyone's freaking the fuck out. Anyway, yeah, hold on to that shit unless you need to, right? I mean, yeah, you know, you just reminded me so, so much of those of us who have been

watching the blood of the lamb understand phallic worship is satanic and evil. I just got to say this real quick. Yes. That, you know, they're called tic-tacs. They kind of look like dicks. Dic-tacs, right? Yeah, the UFOs might be dicks. Oh, yeah, yeah.

But I don't know, man, weird shit is happening. Weird shit is happening. And and it's and it's and I, you know, did you have a mic? So I don't know if you experienced it a lot the way that, you know, that I did, for instance. So, you know, it was like March 10 or 11 and I do a show and they're like, you're supposed to do a show Saturday. Do you want to keep it? And I was like, and they were just like, you know, there's this pen, you know, there's

this virus and I was like, just move it to April, right? So you move your March shows to April. Yeah. April, things are taking a turn for the worse and they're like, I think we're going to put these shows in May. So we made the shows to May, you know, and then it's been like that progression. And then emotionally, it's been a ride to of like at first feeling like it's basically permission to take a break, kind of from from the whole grind of everything.

Yeah. And then it went into, you know, different levels of finding finding excitement in doing other things and everything from just reading, writing, different ways to perform. Like doing this, doing our live shows and like that was exciting. Then you still would get to like points of, you know, a type of depression from not doing stand up, you know, and also being also somewhat addicted to the nature of being a touring per like, I realized that I miss even like, what's my routing this week? What's the, you know, like, yeah, I'm hitting.

OK, we're going to go into Houston and then do Dallas and like, like that whole thing is part of an identity and then the identity is gone. So then you're kind of like scrambling, like, where am I in all this? You know, yeah. So all that together. But did you have like a moment where you're like, oh, no, we are going to leave? You know what I mean? Was it a slow?

Was it a slow decline? I had, well, so I had been getting that same thing that was making me think a meteor was going to hit it with like, I just kept, I was getting this like hippie, like, you know, I don't know why I feel like I have to call myself a hippie to you guys, because I feel like I don't actually probably am not really happy. But I was getting this weird sense of like, you got to leave. Like you can't stay in the city and remember that fucking earthquake we had? And I've been through a lot of earthquakes as you all have.

But that one was like, it felt angry. It was like, it was like, you know, it was like, it was a dog with a, you know, also the other problem is like, I'm like, you know, having, you know, I love Ramdas. I love like, I was going to bring him up with you. And I know he passed. He passed. Yeah. And I think about you every time I see something about him.

How are you handling? Oh, fine. I mean, he really, you know, he wrote a book right before he left his body. And he was like, so, uh, he's great. Yeah. I'll cry looking at him. He was so good at like getting his, uh, like, you know, this, I think he would think it was funny that people were upset that his body wasn't here anymore.

Cause so much of what he taught was like, you're not your body. You're more than your body. You don't have to, and he was very much into like sitting with dying people and people who were near death, helping them like let go. And just a beautiful thing. But, you know, uh, because of that spiritual stuff, you, I do have this part of me that's always like, look, that's a projection. The earthquake isn't angry.

You're angry, you know, that, that, but sometimes it isn't like that. Sometimes shit is legitimately bad and you need to readjust and get the fuck out and, but saying that everyone in LA needs to leave or any of that stuff is, is equally ridiculous. But the, I'll tell you the big moment I had, the big moment. Cause I was, I'd been giving my wife pep talks and it was dishonest. Yeah. Cause then she got the, we have another child on the way.

Oh yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And she had just gotten the baby room painted. What are you having? I mean, no gender is a construct, but we're having a son. We're having another son.

Oh, there's so much better than girls. No, I had everything, everything. Look, I will, by now we all know that for sure. Lock it down, bro. Your life's about to get 10 times crazier. I know, I know. And it, but I loved all that stuff I love. I, you know, real quick, let me tell you this real quick.

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should leave now, go leave the city, go. And like, but I'm like, it's going to be fine, babe. You know, this pandemic, it's going to pass. And we've got this beautiful house and we're in a lease and let's just stay. We've got a yard for the kid. And, you know, do you really want to move during your second trimester? And, you know, that's going to be. And then I like literally like Joey Diaz calls and I get on the phone with him.

What are you doing right now, dog? Listen, you got a baby, you got a beautiful wife. Well, get out. He that's actually, he didn't say that because, you know, why? Because Joey would never. I don't think he would encourage like, but he just said he was leaving. And it was hearing Joey Diaz say he was leaving LA. Joey Diaz, who takes acting classes, you know, two, two, two times a week.

Joey Diaz, who fucking like if anybody is dedicated to like going on, you're not going on additions. What are you even doing in the fucking city? I got to get to I got Monday. You got to get to. Yeah. Can you podcast? Tuesday, Tom, Tuesday, I swim like, I don't know. You're fucking extra curricular schedule, man.

I like that for me was like that's when I realized like I got to stop lying to my wife that I feel OK being here because he basically told you and you're like, oh, yeah, if he's leaving, you know, Rogan leaving, it's like, well, you know, he's like he's going to Austin, I get it. He wants to do I get it. And I understand it like, but and it didn't make me think like, damn, that sucks, Joe's leaving, but Joey leaving. Yeah, uprooting his whole fucking family to get out of the city.

That was the that was the one where I'm like, OK, I got to go. There's more people leaving. I know. I mean, I don't want to like tell everybody's stuff because I don't have spoilers. But I've talked to now a few more people who have left. We've looked at it. You know, we've looked at it. We've looked at Texas, Idaho, Wyoming, Alaska.

Yeah. Oh, breaks my heart. And here's the deal, man. Having grown up here back in ninety two, we had riots. We had fires. None of this shit is new to L.A. OK. We've been done through this shit a few times. The difference now is that it feels like nobody is helping that you're on your own. You don't you can't call the police because guess what? They can't take people to jail because of covid.

They will just ticket someone for doing some crazy shit. Crazy shit. The homeless are out of fucking control because they can't commit them against their will now because they're allowed to just. And we have like no mental health care. There's nothing mental health epidemic. Yeah. So I feel as though the structure that used to hold the state together is just not there.

And like the bad things have always happened in the city. And we always we always bounced back. There was a sense of like, that's all right, man. We're Angelina's we're going to get on top of this. Yeah, but we're going to be fine, bro. Fuck you. There's there's just no hope. It feels really and it's on a federal level. It feels a little like what's happening and on the state level state level.

And then also you realize that this state went from like being in a real surplus to like shifting into a serious deficit. That's right. And then they're there like the California way of resolving it is like, let's just tax the fuck out of people. Yeah. Oh, let's just pray my money. Right. Yeah. The problem. Well, you know, the whole tax thing. Yeah. If the tax thing was working and we were in some kind of utopia.

Yeah. You it would be like, well, you know, I'm paying that tax because I'm in a kind of beautiful utopia. Yeah. Right. But, you know, to me, it's like if you're going to be progressive, go all the fucking way. Right. Don't say you're being progressive just because you're letting people camp out in the streets. The real it is mental illness. And I think you could say drug addiction is a mental illness. But if you what to me, what I think is happening is that we have

a lot of people, many of many of the homeless and I don't know the statistics. They love drugs. They love heroin. Many of them are like medicating themselves because of like, you know, underlying mental conditions. Many of them are just habituated to heroin. So they love drugs. They're doing heroin.

And so the city has shelters apparently. But the problem is they won't let them do drugs in the shelters. So because they're not letting the drugs in the shelters, many of them will say, I'm not going to the shelters because I'm a heroin addict and I have to shoot up or I get sick. And so to me, it's like, and this is where, you know, the right wing people would be like, great. So now you're going to give them free heroin and house them. It's like, yes, that's exactly what you're going to do.

Because the moment that this, to me, is like one of the it's not the solution because there's obviously a deeper problem with a system, systemic racism and all the stuff. Classism and high rents and all that stuff. But if you want to look at like the tourniquet solution, like right now, the problem is these people need to be able to do drugs in their apartments that our tax money is paying for those shelters. Yeah. And if and stop pretending that these people aren't addicted to heroin

and then follow the models, the European models, which is they have places where people can shoot up safely. And they they have ways for people to get clean fucking hair. I don't never happen in the United States. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. If you're going to be progressive, I know. Go all the way. One of the complaints, though, like if you're in California, you're like,

you know, this is like obviously one of the most the highest state income tax in the nation. It's that we're a very taxing state and you go. You kind of go is the trade off, though, that it is like a utopia where you see that it's beautiful and that these progressive ideas in reality are just functioning in a way that makes you go. We'll see see what can happen. But that's not the reality.

You actually go like, wait a minute, like where are people's where are the 40 million residents tax dollars going? Well, I mean, where are they going? It's going because they were getting ripped the fuck off. Yeah, I know. It's like, well, how how is this being managed? And we have Silicon Valley and Hollywood, two major fucking industries and we're broke. How is this even possible?

I mean, that also brings about it's like it's so insane. A lot of people don't know about federal tax rates for corporations. Like it's so crazy that we have the headquarters of Facebook. We have the headquarters of Apple, the most the most highest, the most extreme, you know, cash rich company in the world. The highest tax value to Facebook. You got what? What else is here?

Amazon headquarters or the headquarters in Arkansas. But we have Tesla headquarters, just multi billion dollar corporations. What they pay in taxes last year, zero, zero, zero dollars. These are companies that deal with trillions of dollars, trillions. Yeah, but it's designed. The system is designed where it's like you have a trillion dollar corporation. What do you pay? Well, nothing. That's that's my benefit. Yeah. What?

It's so dumb. The to me, the what's what's really short-sighted about the whole situation and feel and I don't understand it because I'm assuming the people who make these corporations into like trillion dollar enterprises are aware of like history and what happens in history. And generally, what happens in history? Seattle, sorry. Yeah, I thought Seattle.

Yeah, but you're you're looking at like the problem is the more like the I think the idea was not to sound like hyper cynical, but like the idea in America was you had this upper class and the upper class basically hid. They were hidden and you didn't flaunt it too much. And we didn't have the internet to flaunt it and stuff like that. And so there was this and also there was a you wouldn't even know about them. Yes. Yeah, you wouldn't know.

And in the presidents were rich, but you wouldn't they wouldn't be flashy. You wouldn't know the but now the problem is and, you know, you've got like people on the right who are like, socialism is coming. Communism is coming. And it's like motherfuckers. Look at history because it's like if you're asking people in the streets to live on minimum wage and feed their fucking kids on minimum wage while simultaneously watching their leaders fucking playing golf richer than shit.

And you expect them to believe that they're going to get to that point. Right. They don't believe it anymore. You have to have hope. Yeah, that was the satanic idea is like you dangle this carrot. That keeps people like, I guess I could have some point and it would happen, maybe. And now it's like on top of all that, it's like, you know, and I am not advocating Marxism because I don't understand it. I tried reading Karl Marx for a second.

It's very difficult for me to understand. I don't get it. And any kind of ism, I think is a dangerous thing. But I do know this. I know fucking Marxists. They're smarter than shit and they're globally organized and they recognize when stuff starts happening where people recognize the problem and economic disparities and they take advantage of that on purpose.

And it's not like it's a hidden conspiracy. You know, I had a cool little Antifa manual I got in a bookstore in New York. And the first paragraph in the beginning was something on the lines of we think it is so funny when people are upset when we break windows because they don't seem to realize we are trying to overthrow the government of the United States so that there will be Marxism. And it's like, you know what I'm saying? Like, to me, it's kind of like sounds fun.

Anyway, the point is, is like, look, you've got to have some way to make it so that people have at least a reason not to need a middle class. We need to have the American dream. You want your house, you want your children, you want a yard, you want some cars, you want to go to college and have a job and retire and have some kind of a fucking life. It was the American dream and it's gone. That's right now. It's not here.

But I think that the, you know, people say, well, that's gone. So then how do we solve it? And then when people start pushing true socialism, like there's social ideas within that can function within our society. And then there's like, no, I want like real socialism, right? But the socialist idea, like, for instance, universal health care, people will be like, that's that's socialism, right? That's that's what people will say when someone brings it about.

But I think a lot of people just go, no, that's just what a incredibly wealthy capitalistic society should be able to provide. Right? Yeah. Some some form of that. If you can spend, you know, seven hundred billion on missiles, you can spend money on that. That's just one of the things that people bring about, you know, as a talking point for this. It's different than saying the society should be social.

Like we've seen socialism in nations fail horrifically, horrifically. So badly. I mean, you look at Venezuela always comes to mind. I was like, such a just terrifyingly violent and sad. It doesn't that none of the citizens deserve. Oh, my God, I think Gimp uprising that happened in Portugal. Yeah, which is the idea of the Gimp is the Gimp thinks that if they behave at least once a month, you will jerk them off to completion.

And then in Lisbon, that that happened. Yeah. And and if you don't, if you don't, that's where they they don't go to the septic tank. Yeah. Oh, that's where they go to the knife cabin. I got you. You know what I mean? I got you. And this is this. So, you know, yeah, I mean, as far as like the, you know, you hear again and again, socialism doesn't work. Socialism doesn't work. Yeah.

And I don't. I think right now, if you look at what's happening, this isn't working either. This is not working right now. Right. So so so that so then that means that. And also, it's I keep thinking. It could be saved by one and only president. He could save it for us. That's what we need is a is the president to step up and save the world.

Yeah, it's going to happen. That is true. We're all right. Well, what is it you always say? You always say it's going to be a man. If if the world's saved, it's going to be a man. It's going to be a man. That's right. I'm always saying that. You're right. Yeah, fucking genius, man.

A really like smart guy. Yeah, really, really, really smart. Look, this is the hope right now. The world is like, you know, it's like here we have the two people who are clearly the choices of the most intelligent people of all of the of the whole nation. Clearly, the three hundred and twenty eight million people to choose from. And we got the two fucking best that we can. The best, the two best guys.

And that's where I feel dumb saying the system works, because at least it worked enough and worked enough in presidential candidates. Look at these two men, two men who are like physically fit, who are two men who are like as healthy, as healthy could be. Yeah, the definition of health, definition of two men who are smart beyond words, sharp as a razor, cogent thinkers and speakers, articulate vocabularies. You can't even dream up the words that these guys come up with. You know, that's a very bad thing.

I don't know what that means this day. I'm still looking at that things like that. When they summarize complicated topics, you say, what are we going to do about this situation? We're going to take a look. A lot of things could happen. You're like, holy shit. Wow. You brought that down. Good thing. And, you know, and to me, that is like, I think when I think when I sometimes I wonder if maybe what I'm experiencing is not so much the beginning of people

waking up to the fact that much like other empires, the United States is about to collapse, but people feeling that kind of anxiety from like, you know, it's like when you go to a restaurant, it's like everything on the menu is good. Yeah. And they're like coming up, like, who do you pick? Hey, who do you pick? Who do you pick? Did you hear the hot mic, the Trump hot mic for before the interview? No, this is real. This is kind of funny. This is just it's just it's silly, but it's just funny.

And then can we do some? Yeah, yeah, of course. Because I feel like that's going to help America make America talk again. Here we go. I want. Oh, I got a pen mark. Anybody have any white? Do you have any white stuff?

I think it's the white stuff. Where is it? Mr. President, we're ready for a mic check, please. You see it? Which side is it on here? It's the real hot mic. I mean, I love a hot mic, dude. I just just capturing.

Well, you hear what is and look, this is the thing. I am I am voting for Biden. I'm voting blue. I don't like him. I don't want to do it. I feel fucking pissed that I'm forced into the situation. The reason I'm doing it is really basic. And it's just because Trump was like suggesting people should shoot looters, which to me is like, you know, and honest to God for a second.

I was like, I don't know, man. Yeah, I don't know who I'm going to vote for a second. I'm like, I don't know, Biden. I don't know. But suddenly I was like, you motherfucker, you're like, and he's doing like accidental like tweets or app is to say like the SS and shit in there, and he's doing dog whistles and shit. And it's basically it's like you're going to the mania. You're going to force me into this shit fucking binary.

But that being said, and because no matter what, you get attacked for saying anything. Anything these days. But that being said, if you don't think that guy would be fun to do cocaine with. Trump, you're yeah, Trump, you're right about that. Now, that is a positive thing to say about the president. He would be a fun guy to do blow with and like to just like you and you know, you would get into like to go to a to go to a strip club with him would be a fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.

And then like as we left, if he if he was like, there should be president. I'd be like, no, man, that's fucking crazy. Exactly. Right. But I want to do this again. Let's go out next. Yeah. Yeah. That's what you hear. And that hot mic is like a person who's definitely a joy to do blow with and to like, you know, just like that.

And you're probably going to get arrested with him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're probably going to get arrested. Yeah. Do you have any white stuff? Any white stuff? Even Melania, I think is kind of cool. I'd hang out with Melania. She's gonna be a fucking nightmare.

Is she really? Really? She a cunt? Really? She's a psycho. Of course. I didn't know. I mean, I figure she just keeps quiet because she's got the language barrier. People chitin on her all the time. I had to play this game.

She's she's not as simple as people think for sure. Yeah. I mean, you know, she's oh, yeah, man. I mean, come on, when he when he was elected, never expected to win. They never expected to win the polls. The whole team never expected to win. You guys chat. I'll be right back. And, you know, the reason she stayed back in New York

when he moved to D.C. was to renegotiate the prenup. Like she's not a dummy. She had a strong pressure. Like, you want me to be a first lady now? That's not part of our arrangement. She got a way bigger settlement. Amazing. She's not stupid. That's incredible.

She knows who she married, man. She, you know, this is a third, fourth, whatever marriage. Yeah. This is not like, oh, my God, I just fell in love. This is, you know, it's an arrangement. Yeah, she's I look, I think every single one of them is like any body like that's the other thing that bothers me is people are like, he's an idiot. You know, one thing that does you do bring about, though, that I often wonder, especially right now, when we're leading up to an election,

you sit around, you go, all we do is complain about our options. Right. We go, like, look, who's fucking senator here? Look, who's this Congressperson? Look, who's running for president? And you go, and then you have all these voices of like people smarter than us, more and more in tune with what's going on. They know everything. And you're like, hey, why don't you fucking take care of things? Why don't you run?

Like, why are the options just these narcissistic egomaniacs? And how about one of these really compassionate, ridiculously intelligent, dialed in people who's like a professor or whatever? Yeah, whatever your background is, and you're in a minute. Why don't you fucking run? And then, well, you know, I'll just talk about the people. But you're you can actually do something. But none of those people ever do.

They just sit around and they don't get it. Everybody sucks. I don't know, man. And like, also, the other thing I think about is, like, is I am like getting stoned and bitching about the government. I think to myself, dear God, what a shit job that is. Like, yeah, no matter what you do, everyone hates you. No matter what you do, you're going to get people killed. No matter what you do, people are going to call you a liar.

No matter what you do. And like, so I don't I think like I think we, you know, the the the idea behind it is so beautiful, though, which was the idea was it's like it's like the fucking Olympics, like how funny would the Olympics be? If we it wasn't just that the literally some of the least athletic people on earth suddenly appeared every few years and just sucked it like whatever it was. So instead of seeing these people do like 70 fucking backflips,

you know, it's somebody with bad knees who like falls off the fucking horse thing. You know, that would be a hilarious Olympics. But what would be really funnier would be is if you said, hey, gang, these guys suck at sports and suddenly people on Twitter are like, you fucking idiot, you don't understand. They're fucking incredible. Look, and you're looking at like somebody just like kind of like, you know, like doing like bad roles or like, you know, someone's dog paddling through a pool.

That's the part that's real to me is like, we're looking at these people who are supposed to be the pen ultimate representations of American leadership in the world and both of them, dude, I would not feel comfortable. No offense, Joe Biden. I am voting for you. But to be really honest, I would not feel comfortable with either of them driving my driving. No, you know what I mean?

I feel like holding the fucking I'd be holding the thing and like, God, God, Jesus. You know, some of the shit like that. I mean, I'll vote for him, too. But like that, like, like I've never understood what the story like I watched him do the in the pool and the kids would come and the hair. I'm like, why are you telling the story? What is this about? They're really trying to make him not be an entitled white guy, which is really

fun to watch because they're like, no, he's had a lot of tragedy. He's one of you. And it's like, yeah, I don't care. You know, I just feel like they're they're really like it's crazy when you think about it because like if you bring up the Olympics, what you do is you go, I want to be an Olympian and you have to pass all these benchmarks where they go, you're not good enough. You're not good enough until you finally are just the most elite.

And then you're in the Olympics. If you want to run for office, you just go like, I want to run for office. Yeah. And then if people vote, then you're in. Yeah. It's crazy. That's right. You don't have to jump over any threshold. You just get to go like, I want to do it. That's the problem with democracy is that the general public votes. OK. Now, when you think about it in a comedy context, I'm all about the

philosopher King Aristotle believed we should raise a philosopher king outside of society from their birth so that they were not manipulated by human dramas and wealth. And they weren't greedy. The point being, think about comedians. Think about the general public. All right, those comment cards and comedy clubs who should come back every year. Right. You know, who I think is funny is the hypnotist or Johnny Crocodile.

He wears a funny jacket and getting a little think about the general fucking public life. That's who's voting. Yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't even want them voting for the number one comedian in America, let alone the fucking president. We need an IQ test. If you pass the IQ test, then you can vote. Yeah, there is like a well, I mean, that or I think just mandatory. I don't I don't again.

I like and we need to segregate again. Like, what about the fuck? Well, just hear me out. No, no, no, I'm saying like just every neighborhood has a place to go. No, no, that's because he's so sad. If you're talking about you're one of us, it's cool. No, I'm not. Yeah, stay, stay.

No, I'm not. That's that's the other thing, man. It's like you got to like shake the fleas off these days, like because people, they desperately want to believe like, you know what, I kind of know about these two. And I know underneath it all. They're like, stay private. It's why I stick a tattoo somewhere. They really want that because like you got it.

Well, yeah. And that also the big problem I see like today is that people want. Everybody wants to know who you are. Like, how can I summarize you? Yeah. And we want to do it off of minimal information. You know what I mean? Like, in other words, you say, you know, you're like, I'm pro-choice

and everybody goes, I know everything about that. Everything like and and that's all I need to know. And you're like, no, no, no, people are complicated creatures. Like, yeah, but there's this desire to have to know exactly somebody right away and then just identify them, you know, put them in a space. Yeah, like you want to like your Twitter bio or something. Oh, that's a problem. 140 or whatever characters were reduced down to that now.

It's 10 second clips. It's yeah. And we're like a hive of personalities that like every day, you know, they emerge out of like the murky lake of your subconscious. And that's that's sometimes you're an asshole. Sometimes you're like very generous. Sometimes yeah, complicated. None of those complicated, man.

I just like the best. I heard somebody I can remember who it was. He was like explaining to me why you vote for fucking Biden. And what they said is, do the boring vote. That's what you do. Boring. It's boring. Well, we need boring right now. Yeah, exactly cleanser for a lot of people were bored after Obama.

And we took we took this fucking crystal meth right to the fucking eyeball. And like it's been. And I think a lot of people are like, you know what? I kind of want to chill out for a second. Yeah, I just want to cool these. It is like dating. Like after you date the wild guy, the Tony John, you're like, I just need a fucking boring guy.

He's going to stay home with health insurance. Yeah, that's all I want. Yeah, yeah, that's it, man. And it's just like that guy, Biden, who the fuck knows? But the other way. And again, this is like in the same way, like I don't. If I don't trust vaccines, but I get my kid vaccinated. And the reason I do that is because I didn't go to fucking medical school.

But my pediatrician, I pay a lot of money. Yeah, yeah. So when he says they work and it's safe, she rather, I'm sorry. I damn I'm such an ass. I'm by the way, just that alone, just what you're saying right now, which is medically sound, normal, straightforward. That is now a polarizing. Well, first of all, you gendered somebody.

That doesn't exist. And science isn't real either. As you put on your Instagram, the conspiracy, the heat scam, the heat. No, that's different. Oh, OK. No, that's different. Vaccines, we need them and they keep us safe. You got to do it. But as far as like the mainstream media, the liberal mob,

shifty shift in the shift show, corrupt Cassidy, the weather channel, dude, you probably don't know by him or grew some new some. Right. Or fucking messy, Garcetti. These are people who are legitimately trying to trick people into thinking it was hot. Well, OK, let me just have to do this. Yeah. Three days ago, was it hot? I mean, I thought it was.

Yeah, it felt hot. Yeah, yeah, it felt hot. And like when I was in the pool of Johnny, it, quote, felt hot. But guess what? What? Have you ever been to a hypnotist show? Yes. They will make you feel hot. They will make you feel cold. They will make you feel this.

They'll make you feel that. So the mass suggestion coming from the MSM regarding the heat is it's not. Right. It isn't actually hot. And the heat scam is real. And honestly, I feel like we're friends, but I do resent that you were trying to make a comparison between the heat scam, which is a very real thing. It's interesting to me. I wonder who's writing your checks, but it is interesting to me.

I wonder where y'all it's not all telling you. We got to come from your sponsors. We got a separate fake news. It's not real. Shout out to my heat scam family. Heat scam. This is another philosopher here. See if this plays. No. Hello, I'm here to talk to you about no matter what society says,

it is just as precious as female virginity. Hold on to what you're going to find a woman. You fall in love and you're going to wish you get everything to her. You're going to absolutely regret everything you did when you slept around and didn't think of anybody else. It is worthwhile. It is precious. You've not given away.

Save it for the woman you love. You're going to be happier. You have something great. It's the woman who gives you everything and loves you just much more. It is absolutely precious. You've not listened to society. You do not need to sleep around. Sleep around.

It is not going to make your life better. Trust me. Y'all take care. I'm telling you for now. There you go. Who the fuck is again? OK, so that guy's not running for president. Yeah, exactly. Great ideas.

Fuck is happening. We've got world class intellectuals, world class speakers. That I felt like for a second, I thought you were showing me like a JFK video that had been like uprest or something. That guy's fucking. He's dialed in. Yeah. Yes. That was powerful.

Very powerful. So yeah, and that's also just a message to a lot of the male listeners out there. Don't give away your virginity. Don't come. Hold on to it. And let's save it for that special person. Male virginity is way cool, Tom. Are you ready, Jean?

I've been I've been looking for me. Do it. This is my favorite part of Instagram. And I can't believe I get to be here in person with a queen of tick. Talk, the ultimate curated techie. Whenever you do your stories, thank you. My wife and I watched them. They are so good.

I can't imagine how much time it takes you to. Oh, it's quite it's quite a bit of time. I'm there for a lot of it. Well, I will say that this new reels is competing with the talk and the reels is not as pure as the talk and I'm having a real struggle right now. So we can get some high high ranking people from the the gram on the phone. So I mean, I would like that. I would like to shift the algorithm a little.

Get corporate involved. Corporate involved. Do you all can you get Instagram on the phone for real? We can get we can get a rep. Yeah. Yeah. That's power. Yeah. Well, I will say that Duncan does DM me and he's like, wow, that was a good one.

Well, let's see what he thinks of this collection. So I'm so happy you're here. Thank you. Oh my God, it's my favorite. Yeah, this is not a lot of talks, but I'm I'm assuming these are just quality. Here we go. Are these new? Yeah, I'm divorcing Rick. He's out there on his boat like an idiot. He has no idea what's about to happen.

And guess what, Rick? We're done. Fuck you, Rick. Fuck you, Rick. Wow. She just made a divorce declaration. And he's right out there on his boat. Right out there on his boat.

Who is that girl? Who's the one? That's her friend. That's support backing her up. That's support. Yes, I did. I'm divorcing Rick. He's out there on his boat like an idiot.

He has no idea what's about to happen. And guess what, Rick? We're done. Fuck you, Rick. Fuck you, Rick. That's a best friend. Yeah, that's a good friend. Her handle is Rick.

Deviled Megs. Yeah, I like it. Deviled Megs. Deviled Megs. How half no fury. They didn't get divorced, right? They were just eating her to the beach. I don't know.

She seemed pretty serious about it. She's serious. I don't know, man. That's a serious declaration. What kind of boat? Jesus is going to take the Christians. Jesus is going to take the Christians off the face of the earth in three weeks on the Feast of Trumpets.

And the dumb people that have never invested in God's word are going to be left behind to go through the Great Tribulation. In the Great Tribulation, people in America are going to be killing each other to take their property and their homes. Money will be worth nothing. Donald Trump will not be in the White House because he's a Christian.

Holy shit. He has Christians pray for him on a regular basis. If you all have any sense, you'd be home watching the Republican National Convention to save the best country in the world, the best, most prosperous continent. OK, now, we have to call African-Americans, African-Americans, it's like, why do we make them say

they're from Africa when they've been over here longer than I have? My great-grandfather came and he was like, yes. They're clueless. Anyway. Holy shit. That was a pretty great talk. Wow.

That's a dark talk, though. That was a dark one. How do you fix it? This one? This is mental illness. It's mental illness. But I mean, that's the part that's really weird to me. And I don't know if that categorizes

as a quote, Karen video, but the part to me is they all have a similar kind of quality to them that makes you feel like they're possessed. They're like, why is it the same kind of thing? You're right. And why are they gravitating towards Trump? Because I think mental illness people, like Jesus talk, they love going to God and the devil.

And then Trump really leans into that, too. Like when he's like, he holds the Bible up in front of the church. He taps into that market. Like leaving policy or anything out of it. The fact that anybody would buy that he's Christian. Oh, it's absurd. You know what I mean? There's obviously a place for all of us, and if you're Christian,

and that's how you live your life, great. But you're trying to tell me you believe that he's like, man, his Bible is where I lean on. Every night when I have these tough decisions to make, I go to the Bible, and he's not Christian at all. It's so weird. Why would you buy that? How can you buy that?

Yeah. It's insane. It's insane, man. I mean, it's like... Say that you like him, fine. But don't tell me that you're like, he's like me, he's a Christian. What? You cannot actually believe that.

Yeah, but yeah, that's why you look at Pence. Because it's like Pence is a Christian. Yeah, I buy that, yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like I believe you, you're a Christian. But also, like you like, if you're a Christian like Pence is, you really do believe in the Antichrist or the great dragon. Yes, yes.

And so to watch Pence... He believes the earth's gonna open up and bad people will fall into it. But also I think Pence, like underneath the thing where he has to act like he likes the president, there's a little Jesus who's like, you're standing next to the Antichrist. You know what I mean? And Pence is like, that's the... Not that Trump is literally the Antichrist, but when I say it's like...

But he knows he's with a liar. You know what I mean? Right. Like he knows that this guy is full of shit. He knows. Yeah. Anybody knows with any sense. And he's sense enough to have been, you know, he's a broadcaster.

He's a governor of us. Like he has enough sense to know that like this guy's full of shit on another level. He's gotta be like, hmm, he always has that look on his face. But he's like, it's gonna be a good fart if I could just push a little hard. Yeah. But he's a good politician. At least Pence knows how to be a professional. He can bullshit.

You know what though? Because I remember in the 80s, like when I was a little kid, everybody was freaked out about Ronald Reagan. Yeah. Remember in that it was like Reagan versus Mondale. And people really hated Reagan because he was an actor and he came from like a bullshit background too. And there was like this apocalyptic fear too.

And Nancy was really conservative. Remember they were like burnt. They're natural performers. Books. Yeah. They were really kind of phony baloney. Remember when they said Gorbachev was the Antichrist? Because he had that fucking birthmark on his head.

You know, like that was the best. Yeah, for sure. But the Red Scare. That was so that was the 80s. So this is not new, by the way. This feels scary to us because now we're the adults and now we have children. And we're like, what the fuck? Who's buying into this?

I just wish Ross Perot was still alive. I like straight now. Hey, hey, hey. Now Larry. See this here? The taxes are really high. Here's what we're spending. Ain't no money left.

Yeah, that would be. You know, and also I think that is the other thing is it's like, man, this is this is the basic thing I keep going back to. It's like, God, I'm so dumb because no matter what, I get magnetized by the government. I start thinking about the government. And then when you start thinking about the government, no matter what side of the fence you're on, what do you start thinking? You start thinking they're the ones who are going to help us.

And it's so stupid. Right, but you're raised to believe. You're supposed to be conditioned to believe that. You're conditioned to believe that like a couple of things, like doctors will help, you know, like the medical world will help you. The government protects you and keeps you safe. The, you know, like law enforcement will do the right thing. Like these are things that like from, it's what you probably teach your kids, right?

Like, you know, that's people that keep you safe. These people protect you. And you know, these things are nice because they were put here for you. Like the people that care about you. You know, I got, I'm going to make a very embarrassing admission about an argument that my wife and I got in and it's embarrassing because I was completely wrong. Separate water fountains. I don't know.

I don't know where you're going. I don't know where you're going. I don't know where you're going. Honestly, I haven't been listening to podcasts lately as Jesus Christ. I'm guessing where you're going. Look, man, we got to talk. I'm guessing where you're going. No, it's not second.

No. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I want to talk. Go ahead. This is like an embarrassing thing to admit. It's embarrassing, but like my, my wife has like been like making like

Instacart orders for us, right? And so we didn't have milk. And for a second, I was like, come on, where's the milk? And I'm like, but then I'm like, I can. It's not like ordering fucking Instacart is like a puzzle. I knew we needed milk. I could have ordered milk and I didn't order the fucking milk. But I was like, but, but in the, in, in that moment, and in any of those moments where

I like realize I have like leaned into somebody else way too much to do a thing that anybody could do. It's embarrassing, but, but I think with our gut, with the government collectively, we're all fucking doing that. We're all looking for the milk. We're all. Yeah. We're all waiting for them to order the fucking milk.

We're all waiting for them to solve the problems. We're all waiting for them to come and do this or that and we're all waiting for them. It's like, it's not going to, the milk's not going to arrive. They're not going to get you milk. They're not going to do it. They're not going to do it. They're, and, and, and it's like that. It's crazy to have this realization as an, no, seriously, when you're a kid, you're

like, you're like the government will always take care of, you know, I mean, especially I think in the United States, like even people around the world, like you live in the United States, like they'll, everything will be taken care of, but this makes it feel like they're not. The government can create peace of mind and calm hysteria. And right now there's so much hysteria and people have, it's fueled rather than quelled. Their job is just to sit there and go, guys, everything's fine. I got the plan.

We're going to go to the moon and the aliens were friends, everything's, and then that's not happening. So when that shit's not happening, we can't go to be good worker bees and buying into the system. So we need a guy to just maintain status quo, get us back on the ship. Both sides of, of like the media, left and right media, both lean into hysteria. They both, because there's, there's, there's eyeballs and there's dollars in getting either side, like whether you go like this guy, you know, Trump's the end of the world and that's

your news agenda, then that's going to attract eyeballs and if you go, no, no, no, he's a savior and then everything else. Like they're both neither side tries to be like, here's straightforward news and it's all about heightened, heightened fear and anxiety and they have a death count up on CNN. Like a fucking score. Yeah. Every day.

And also never goes down. I think this is a really important thing that people forget is that, man, I had a friend who worked for local news and his job was to film pieces that had been paid for by companies. So like all of a sudden the news would do a story that's like, it's hot out there. We've got to stay hydrated and Gatorade is a fantastic way to stay hydrated. That's a paid commercial on the news, on the news. And we all think that that's not happening. That's fucking happening.

Have you ever seen the compilation somebody did of Jay Leno doing commercials? Like the Wendy's girl turned 70 today and every, people are watching that, not realizing that's product placement. So when you're watching any of the news, they're not just monetizing for the commercials. They're monetizing by getting paid like placement of stuff. Like it might not be like products. It might be ideas that they're getting paid to put out there because people forget it's not like the news is the CDC.

It's a, it's an entertainment show. Right. Right. Used to not be. Yeah. Used to not be. Right. I mean, like I remember like being a kid.

It wasn't as bad. I've always watched the news. Right. And as a kid, my dad was a big news guy. So we watched the news. I don't remember anyone's personality. You know, you would just watch like CNN used to have, it would just be like, you just put another body in the sea and they'd be like, here's what happened today.

And they're just straightforward. Then you put on network news. Same thing. Dan Rather, Tom Brokaw, Peter Jennings, straightforward. You did not know that people, you'd have to learn that somebody had a political leaning. You didn't ever have any idea about that. But now it's completely shifted into personality driven because personality driven is the money maker.

Yeah. Well, Fox News really helped create that model. Yeah, of course. And then the 24 hour news cycle, there's not enough shit going on. Then there's, you know, MSNBC's idea is to combat, you know, the Fox News is of it. You have to have a balance to it. But even CNN can't report one good thing Trump has done. You mean to tell me that he's done all bad?

I don't know. I mean, I'm not, I don't know. I don't even know what to believe. Well, that's where you lose credibility and that's where you create a fucking problem because it's like, yeah, this guy is clearly like, look, if I had to bet in Vegas on, like, is it he at the very least possessed by demons, I'm going to say, yeah, he's got some demons in him. Hey, I've had demons in me.

But also, like, if you look at some of the shit he's done for prison reform, for example, if you've done, look at some of the crazy shit he's done there. That is good. It is good. It wasn't done for a good reason. Probably not. Probably because he's like, oh, a super famous person will like me if I do this. But still, the results are good and it should be reported.

It was the Kardashian. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. That's why I did it. But whatever. He did it and some people who shouldn't have been in jail anyway for stupid drug laws are not in jail. That's real.

Also, he's still fucking crazy and he's still not a great president. Of course. Give him credit and even be enthusiastic about it. They should. Because then people. Because maybe he would get more excited about that good attention and try to do more good things. Or maybe just stop dividing everybody.

Or maybe time for another talk. Yeah. God damn. Yeah. Enough of this heaviness, man. It's too heavy. We got all heavy. About TikTok.

Do you understand that? I love when they cut off like that. Yeah. That's great. Wait. He was scolding TikTok itself. Yeah. I'm not sure.

Can we? Look, I don't give a fuck about TikTok. Do you understand that? See, I think one of my favorite types of talks is the public outcry that is meant to be generalization but you know it's actually meant for one person. This is just a message for Kyle but he's just like, I'm just going to be like fuck everybody and fuck you. I mean your five messages a day are probably from one guy.

You can get messages on TikTok? Yes, you can. I think what he's referring to is the actual app being like, hey Steve, someone liked your talk and he's internalizing that and personalizing that versus just like, oh. The spam message. Right. He's basically yelling at spam messages. Oh.

You can message people. You can send people. Yes, and you can direct message but my inclination is that he doesn't know how to check the instant mess, the direct message. I'm guessing they're just sending him those spam emails and it's aggravating. He wishes he could unsubscribe. Unsubscribe. From TikTok.

Unsolicited messages. Yeah, he doesn't know how to unsubscribe. It happens a lot. People get upset man. That is cool. I have a very serious question for white people. Please do not cancel me. I don't have enough followers for that and I'm not trying to make my life hard.

This is a genuine, genuine question. There is no malice. I'm not here to make fun of nobody. I just have a genuine, genuine question. And I guess this is also for like black people who don't live in the South as well. So my entire life, I have noticed and black people that I come into contact with have noticed that there is a very distinct smell to white people whenever they're wet. I can't describe to you what the smell is just because like that's what it's called wet

white people. Like peaches smell like peaches, pomegranate smells like pomegranate, wet white people smell like wet white people. So my question is for white people, do black people have a specific smell to us whenever we're wet? And then for black people who don't live in the South, do the white people by you when they're wet have a specific smell? I'm just curious because I've noticed it my entire life.

I am finally comfortable and have the space to ask a bunch of people this question and get a consensus. I need to know. Thank you. He was very authentic. No, I believe it is real. And I'm very, I guess I'm very encouraging and proud of him to just ask a legit question. Yeah.

And what do you think, Duncan? Do we smell when we're wet? I, I, I mean, I stink all the time these days, wet or dry. I don't know. What's your, what's your like daily, do you have a daily bathing or schedule? Do you shower every day? Yeah, I shower, I shower every day unless I'm getting like depressed, but I'm going to be honest with you.

May I lie? I skip a day here and there. Yeah, that's fine. I fell off the fuck I used to do every day. And then I think the pandemic, I start getting depressed, but you know what, again, I have a wonderful wife who isn't afraid to be like, you stink. And then I just go and like, it's good. You need honesty in your life.

But yeah, I don't like, man. But then sometimes what was that great Brody Stevens joke? I sweat in the shower. I'm intense. Yeah. Do you ever have that thing where you, I don't, you probably don't, but you get out of the shower and like, God, I still kind of stink. Like I, I've had that.

I soaked myself down. I can't say I've had that. I really can't. I was going to try to identify with you guys and I can't. I have. And I'm like, oh, I didn't get in there with soap enough. I must not have because I still stink. I missed it for God.

Yeah. No. Look, man, I couldn't answer his question. I mean, it would be impossible. Number one, like, I don't, I've never even thought like, do I smell different when I'm wet? I've never even, it's a brilliant question. Yeah.

It's a question that I've heard this a lot, but we had this discussion before you came. We brought in any who, who works here, who's black and he, he said that this is a very, you know, I've heard it as well outside of this clip. Black Americans saying that, you know, white people smell like wet dogs. Yeah. I've heard that. Wet dogs. Yeah.

But I think, and he's right. I have relatives that very smelly who don't bathe. I think it's, I think it's more a thing in communities where maybe they're not exposed to white people as often. In other words, day-to-day interactions aren't as frequent. So when you do encounter somebody that's of, you know what I mean, like groups that like stay together and then they encounter someone new, you go, oh my God. It's like, you go to like, like we were talking about like Korean food, right?

Has a very distinct. If you go to Korea, they smell like garlic. But even if you go to like a Korean restaurant here that's like hardcore in K-town and you walk in and you're like, you're the white guy there. Man, like the restaurant smells different. People are like, I think this is more like maybe less interaction, but there's definitely a thing I've heard of white people smell like wet dogs. Man, I just keep thinking of the study to figure this out, like how you would have to

engineer the study. This is a great. I would fund this. Oh, wow. I would fund this. So you get a random sample of black people because, you know, we're talking about one person's subjective like experience. We don't know what his.

You have to get a lot of people actually. Yeah. Then you're going to have to get white people and you're going to have to get them wet. But then you're not just going to have to get them wet. You're going to have to get them wet at different times of the day, you know, and also walk by the black people and be like, what do you guys smell? I don't think you could. Yeah.

The walk, you couldn't even do the walk. No. Because then they might be able to identify from the sound of the walking because you're going to also have to have a mix of wet black people, wet people, all ethnicities going by. Yeah. And then like, see if a control group. Right.

Yeah. If there is a really wealthy viewer listener right now and you're thinking of putting your money into something worthwhile, I think it's the wet person smell study. For sure. Yeah. Because this is the other problem with like these days with science, everybody wants to build a time machine or figure out some. This is just, it's yeah, is it useful?

Yeah. No. But does it add knowledge to humanity? Yes. Absolutely. And when you see somebody like that, that's Galileo. You're looking at somebody who's, and somebody told me it's the question that's important. Yes.

Heidegger. Yeah. Performing of the question. Yeah. Heidegger. Very important. Exactly. And that, that is a brilliant question.

It's a good question. It really is. I mean, I would love for this to be studied more. I really would. I hope they do. I bet they already have. I guarantee there's already some study out there. The white people smell study.

Yeah. For sure. Like wet white people smell. Study. Yep. The white people smell study. Whoa. Whoa.

Look at him now. Always keep. Is that a guy? Oh. Oh, he passed out. He passed out. Yeah. That's the best.

That was awesome. That was awesome. I knew you liked that. That was for you. That was great. You know what that is? I knew that. That's when you do another question.

I bet that was for you. That was great. You know what that is? I knew that. That's when you do enough mushrooms to completely dissolve your identity so that you're not freaking out and then you come back enough so that you have an identity and you freak out because you realize you're human. That was beautiful.

That was awesome. Let's watch it again. Oh, he's like, stay awake. Stay awake. Oh. God. Communing with the angels. Hey.

I've become one with everything. Okay. I'm human. The sheer terror gets me every time. Could you imagine being so afraid you pass out and then your parachute opens and then you come, you know, you, that, you know what, when you wake up in the morning and you're like, what day is it? I don't know.

I don't even have that luxury of like, what is it? It's so fast. Yeah. What time is it? What do I have to do today? Yeah. It's just all there. Isn't that, isn't that, isn't that enlightenment?

Isn't that a moment of true? I don't know. Isn't it? Just being like, you mean, when you say that, you mean like true being. You're just in being like you're not even thinking. Yeah. Yeah. You know that moment when like for real, it dawns on you that like your, your house

that you're in and everything you own is going to be around way longer than you are. That real moment where you're like, oh no, no, I am definitely, definitely plunging into the abyss. You know what I mean? All the stuff you've been doing your whole life to avoid that thing of like, oh no, it really doesn't matter. Oh, were you very far? Oh, you had a successful podcast.

That's really, it doesn't really matter. You're going to be annihilated actually and then you have that disease is going to ravage your body before you're annihilated. If you're lucky to get the disease or you're just like one of those people who just dies like there was a in my, my college actually, one of the teachers, she went out to her car with her kid sat down in the seat, started the car, looked at her kid and said, I don't, I don't feel norm and just die like an aneurysm. But it was literally like, like she was just going to go to work and then in front of her

kid, she just died. There's like, I'll send you this video man of that. Well, no, it's actually a, I think he's Indian giving a speech and he has a massive stroke during the speech. So for one second, he just like talking and giving this great speech, then his eyes roll back in his head and he's gone. I mean, that is, you know, are you see those fucking horrible videos of that tower shooter back in Texas?

He's like taking people out. That's literally the human experience only, you know, it's not a person in a tower. It's just the gears of the universe. So the point you just are going to like, just, I know, and you know, you have like, it's all about it every day. Celebrity sometimes will make you like with this Chadwick, you know, bozeman dying and like none of us or most people didn't know he was sick and you're like, what? Yeah.

He was like 43. Yeah. And he's had cancer for four years and he made like 10 movies in that time. Yeah. And you're like, well, what? And then you just go like, oh yeah, poof. It's gone. Yeah.

He's, he's left the earth. Yeah. I know. And ever since I've had children, I think about my reality every day and more, more now that I'm in my forties and I have two little boys and I'm like, just let me live until they're 18. God, just give me. Yeah.

Let me just raise these children and then you can fucking ravage my body with cancer, but not until then. Right. Like now I have some reason to live for the next 20 years or so. Yeah. But yeah. I don't know. It's so depressing.

Well, I mean, it is until you surrender to it and then it's the most freeing, liberating thing because then you get to like, I mean, the look at the difference between this person and that person. If you really, truly accept it. His smile is great. Yeah. On the back. Yeah.

Because it is like, you're not really like the whole, like that, the being a parent, I know exactly what you mean. I get that. But yeah, the reality of the human, like this is one of them. There's a Buddhist teacher who says, the great miracle, if you want to look it for a real miracle on the planet, the great miracle is that people don't seem to fully understand they're going to die. And it is so hilarious because our entire society is based on the most absurd.

Like imagine, like you're, you don't have a parachute. You're falling for approximately 70 years, 70 years you're falling. And during that time, you're like getting Botox and shit. Right. Like you were going to splatter on the ground. You were going to, you know what I mean? Everything you know, everything you in your mind, all your everything, you're just dead. And then people forget about you.

Yeah. So fast. So fast. That's the other thing is unless there's a video of you jerking off with your ex-lover mark and get your headphones on, you know what I mean? And you can put them on and people go, that's how I remember you. And that is how you gain true immortality because now you see, this is the answer. So true.

Jerk off on camera. And by the way, the sound of realization. I don't want you to feel bad about your Instacart revelation because my husband had a similar one when he was like, oh, there's no Diet Cokes. And I was like, you know, there's this app on the phone called Instacart and you can put the Diet Coke in the Instacart and then next groceries all or that. And he just looked at me like, he didn't say anything. And I was like, do you want me to just assume the responsibility of the Diet Coke getting

from now on? Yeah. I actually thought you were going to say when you brought up, there's no milk and that like your wife had been ordering it that you were going to be like, and then she realized how dumb she was. You're a misogynist segregationist and you choose the thing. We are being infected by Islamic ideas that are not in line with what we believe here in this nation.

Duncan's the one that enlightened me to it. He showed me the way. No. Christianity will reign supreme here. Biden, Biden, Biden, my love, Biden, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you. But that dummy got the milk later, I bet, right? She fucking.

Oh my God. The world weeps. Let's watch one more screen. I thought, I thought. This is so great. Because I had a fantasy here. I really did. This is so great.

Wake up, wake up. Wake up, dummy. See, I really fantasized that I should become, I should train to be a skydiving instructor and my whole thing would be to just strap people on and just lean in there and be like, I don't think the shoot's going to open. And when they're like, what the fuck? And I'm like, I got you. Just see them in panic the whole time.

That's a real panic. That would be fun because you free fall for a minute. Yeah. This thing's not open. What the fuck? There's a video of it. You've probably seen that. There's always a video.

Have you seen that crazy slingshot thing? Like, you know, it's like, I think it's like a county fair ride. And right before they launch, the people, the guy's like, hey, man, your seatbelt's off and like launched. So like, you know what I mean? Like it was. The guy just goes flying. No, he didn't.

His seatbelt was on. He was just fucking with it. Oh, just like, oh. Yeah. But the guy like lost his shot. I mean, it was like, I do, I mean, can you die of fear or is that a myth that you really can? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You can get so afraid you just collapse. You can have a heart. Your heart will stop. Yeah, you can have a heart. Crashes die of the terror of the anticipation. No, you know, he says that that sounds like something that the publicist for the airline industry says, because they want you to find their bodies in pieces, little pieces. Yeah, no.

Shut up. Shut up. The fair you die from. Yeah, you die. You get to enjoy like you're just like, well, thank goodness my heart's exploding because I was about to be incinerated. And if not that, like just smashed to bits by. Yeah, there's actually a book that is a book of transcripts of the black box recordings

of all these airplane crashes. And the creepiest one is the pilot just starts singing nursery rhymes like sleepy things. You'd sing to a kid that like go to sleep and good night. That's how you know you're dead when you hear that come through the intercom. And how about that guy knowing it to him being like, just I'm going to try to soothe them by singing a nursery. He has to process what we're definitely going to die right now. Yeah, we're dead meat for sure.

Jesus Christ. Yeah. One more. One more time. Yeah. Don't fucking do that. No. No.

Don't eat it like that. Don't eat it like that again. Yo. I'm not fucking eating this to you. You're fucking putting that shit down your throat. Don't do that shit in front of me. I'm eating my banana. Why did you go like this first?

He's beating it. What the fuck? What the fuck is wrong with that brother? Oh my God. That's what you got to look forward to, bro. Two boys. Listen, number one, it's like, who the fuck are you? Oh, he's really going to fuck him up.

No problem swallowing. Yeah. That's pretty funny. I hope our sons are like that. That when one's gay, the other one beats the gayness out of him. Yeah. You two are fucking terrible people. I'm going to say you're a segregationist.

You're homophobic. Now I get it. I know what you're doing. What? This is a classic move of the right wing. You're making people laugh. You get us all lubed up, a little turned on. I'm going to be honest.

Some of the videos you showed did appeal to me on a deep, sexual level. And then you insert. Trump 2020. Yep. You didn't see that flash subliminally on the screen? If you enjoyed Duncan's appearance, make sure you go to his website, wideamerica.org. You can find a lot of his podcasts and his touring dates coming up in the new year. Anything else you'd like to add?

Yeah. We are having a huge Antifa rally. It's going to be at your mom's house studio. No. And I will reveal that location as soon as I walk out of the studio. Yes. Thank you very much. Dude, this was a lot of fun, man.

Thanks for having me. This was a lot of fun. We're going to miss you. Do you have some Alaska wildlife photos or, you know what I mean? I will, man. Yeah, I'm going to send you. You know, I already do have like a map like something really sure. Thanks so much.

Of course. I have coming out a beautiful calendar of wildlife erotica, not just grizzly bears, raccoons, sparrows, of course, the rabbit and house cats, but it's not so sexual that you couldn't put it in your house. Most people don't even notice it. But if you're a fan of wildlife erotica, you are going to love this calendar. It is a big turn on and it's very, very, very hot. That's a really cool plug.

Yeah. And your brothers. What do you call them? Oh, Craig. Or no. Luke and Lane. Your brother husbands. Lane and Huck.

Lane and Kirk. And Kirk, yeah. Yeah. So what do you guys have planned for tonight? Who's cooking dinner? Probably Duncan. Wow. Yeah.

Sorry. You're a great interviewer. Yeah. How would you know that? That's true. Yeah. You said they were bullying. So I thought they would make you cook.

Yeah. I'm cooking a souffle tonight for dinner and then. Craig's favorite. I mean, Kirk's favorite. Kirk. Kirk loves a souffle. Yeah. Lane is not a big fan.

He is a vegan. It's a meat souffle. Wow. And then, uh, yeah. Then after that, I got to get out tonight's my hotel night. So I can't stay at the house. Oh. But your turn's coming up.

I'm sure this week, right? I didn't draw this week to stay at the house. Oh, okay. Unfortunately, which is fucked up because I'm the only one who draws. Oh. They just stay there. Who's the father of your second son? Do you plan that?

You know, the thing about it is, is like, who's any of our fathers? Is to me, like, when I think about that, it's like, where are you going to say, like, oh, so you're the father or that's the father? I mean, the earth is the mother. Right. You know what I mean? So who am I to assign fatherhood to? Yeah.

Yeah. Y'all are kind of like my parents in a way and a lot of people's parents. So in that way, you know, I've been, I'm, I can't ask the question anymore because he does punch me in the chest when I ask it. Yeah. That's gotta hurt. Yeah. Yeah.

My, my sternum is, has ruptured twice now. So I'm, didn't ask. So you didn't see me ask. So please leave me alone. I gotta tell you, I don't see you a lot, but I am going to miss you. It's sad. Thanks man. I'm going to miss you all too.

I'm going to miss seeing you at the store. We'll see each other again. You know, it's okay. This is, I think ultimately what's happening will be good for everybody just because centralization you know, being, being in a city that maybe isn't that healthy. Yeah. It's good to go and maybe, maybe LA will get inspired when it starts realizing that people are splitting to like fix some of the problems they need to fix.

Yeah. Yeah. And I, I, I was looking at actually doing a date in Anchorage. So maybe I'll run into you. You know, that'd be cool. Yeah. Come on up. You know, I think it's going to be beautiful.

I'm really looking forward to it. And again, it's called a wildlife wild year. And if you use offer code, I'm in offer code. I hope that's not. That's fine. That's fine. If you use offer code, your mom's house, you will get 10% off a signed wildlife erotic account.

That's really cool. Wow. That's great. Thanks. Our closing song is Ed Asner by Skin Tight. Anything else, Jane? No, I'm so happy to see you, Duncan. I already see you.

Best of luck to you in Alaska. Thank you. And you will have a place in Alaska. Thank you. Love you. So much. Bye, guys. We'll see you next week.

I have no problem swallowing. I'd stop for a minute and I'd put a big, big key on your inner thigh there and just suck on that. Just suck on that. And red. Literally put them for me after I'm done. And you just turn over and I would play with your cheeks. I would rub your cheeks.

Maybe even massage your little, just play with you and just caress you and make you feel just the only man in my life. Well, it's normal size. It's not that big. The one thing that I'm going to tell you is that the first time it's going to be quick because it's been a long time. Okay. You come.

Let me see how much you come. Let me see how big a load I'm going to swallow. Let's see how big I need it right now. I need it right now. Okay. Okay. Give it to me now. Give it to me now.

I need it. Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me. Come on, Mark, don't be stingy. Don't be stingy. Come on. Come on.

Don't be stingy. Come on, Mark. Come on. Show me that you like me. Show me that you like me. Come on. Give it to me. Give it to me, Mark.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, I can feel it. Oh, that's gonna be good. Oh, that's gonna be good. Oh. Damn. You bet I'm coming up in May.