Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - 579 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Episode Date: November 25, 2020

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That was horrible. That's horrible. Welcome to your mom's house, live number three. Ha! During these live shows, it's 100% uncensored because it's pay-per-view. They are showing the most fucked-up videos I have ever seen in my life.

Oh! Why? Mom's house live, bitch! Do you think that we'll be as disgusted with each other's bodies because both our bodies will be disgusting? Like, I don't look at you and go, ugh, because I'm just as ugh. Like, will we age?

That's quite a compliment. Good morning, my kings and queens above age. We say my genes above age. You sure can. You can say however you want. There's no right or wrong way to say that word. There is no right or wrong way to be a queen above age. As long as you're above age, you can participate

and have all the fun that we like to have here. So, man, there's really so much to get into. The YMH Live was a platinum certified hit. And we want to thank you for that. We'll go into all the details about that. Before I forget, if you haven't yet seen YMH Live number three, go to ymhvirtual.com. It is available through Thanksgiving weekend.

You can watch it up until 11.59 on Sunday night, the 29th. So, you still have time to get it together for your family. Get everybody together and watch YMH Live number three. If you want to see YMH Lives one or two or two bears live, they are all at tomcigarette.com slash rentals. And finally... Well, hold on. May I just interject one moment, please, Jonna?

Is that a lot of people say, is it just a gross out fest? Will I just vomit buckets and buckets? No. No. We had OMG Maria. We had Danny Brown, Rob Eiler. Yeah. Original music by Marc Rebier.

I mean, we had sketches. We had YMH Originals. Nadav and I went to the chiropractor. There's all kinds of stuff in there. There's so many other great things. It's not just a gross fest. It is gross and you will get sick. But it's not just that.

That's so much more. Also, it's always big every year. People ask about a sale like Friday. Are we participating? The answer is yes. The new store, we've tried to let people know, is store.ymhstudios.com. There's a sale this Friday through Sunday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. The code word is gene, J-E-A-N.

It is 25% off everything in the store. So there's new stuff. There's holiday stuff. There's slick stuff. There's slick stuff. There's neat stuff. There's raw stuff. It's all there.

Store.ymhstudios.com. The code word is gene. Great time to buy some things for your family, your friends, holiday gifts. I want to actually just get into this show open just so we can talk about all the things we have to talk about. I would love that. So here it is. Let's start the show and so much to do today.

Now you got any kids that are over 18, buddy? I'm looking for a new girlfriend. Wild. What? To a cop? Oh my God. Oh my God. Don't bring anyone loving for me.

Oh my God. Don't burn me in the fucking stand. Welcome to your mom's house with Tom Segura and Christina Pajitzi. Christina Pajitzi. Welcome to your mom's house. It's fun. Put that up so fucking high up over your eyes. Your cheeks up under your armpits.

Would you like my song? Boom. I'm so, I'm a little nervous for you. I know you're fasting for your colonoscopy tomorrow. I have a colonoscopy tomorrow. Today I can only have clear liquids and I have to take a drink later, a laxative drink to evacuate my system. Can I tell you the truth?

I'm a little afraid of your mood because when the bear wakes up, you eat right away. Otherwise, the bear gets super angers and crankers and you've been in a delightful mood today and I don't know what to make of it and I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop, the other gene to drop. Well, I planned.

I calorie loaded yesterday and I ate very late because I knew I wouldn't be able to eat today. So I'm not hungry yet. That's amazing. I could eat right now is one of those things you're like, you have food I would eat, but I'm not like in a bad place. It's 11 a.m. I'm fine. I feel like you're going to get into a far worse place

in the next 24 hours. Of course I am. Of course it's going to be worse. Yeah. I'm not going to enjoy not eating. I know. But it's fine. It's what you have to do.

I'm okay with it. I know. The codependent in me is bracing. Yeah, it's okay. I'll be fine. I know. So basically, if you don't know, I fast all day today just clear liquids.

I can have water. I can have Gatorade tea. And then beginning at 4 p.m. local time, I take this laxative drink. They said it's going to just completely empty me out. And then the best part is at 7 p.m. I take another one. And then they said like completely empty yourself.

And then after midnight, I'm not allowed to have anything, not even water. Damn. So I will show up just completely empty to this procedure. And then he said as soon as it's done, you can eat. Great. So I'm excited. I'm excited to plan for what I'm going to eat.

That's what I'm talking about. So what's the plan Stan? What are we doing? I was thinking about that place that makes the amazing croissants. Definitely. Chocolate croissants are all men. I think even plain and or chocolate. I'm going to get you both, yeah.

Those are awesome. But I also will probably want something more substantial. Yeah. I want like a brekkie thing. No, I want either a burger or eggs and bacon. You want brekkie. I like brekkie. I know.

That's your favorite. But then you have to wait until we get home. How soon after he wakes up do you think he'll be able to eat native? Oh, it's immediately afterwards. So I could put the croissants in your mouth basically when you wake up and then drive you home and then make you brekkie. Yeah. That's perfect.

So I'll make sure to have a feast for you. That'd be great. When we get home. And what I'm really excited about and I think what you're most excited about is farting. They said you're going to have some epic farts. I mean, they didn't use that language, but I'm really excited to fart big. And I'm going to ask the nurse to videotape. Do you think she would?

I don't know. Maybe. I don't know. Maybe I'll be like, I don't know if you know me, but I'm the fart guy. And then I'll put my mask back on. The fart comic. Yeah. You ever seen me?

She goes, oh, you're the fart guy. Yeah. You record me farting. Fart in. Fart in. Well, you said that you could record your own farts, but I think you're going to be so out of it because those videos, they show you people waking up right out of colonoscopy. Fart.

It's usually a family member, right? Or a nurse. That's true. Yeah. I just don't want to miss out on any of those prime farts. I know. F-A-R-T. I know.

Well, Christian, they're going to let you in pretty immediately because you're the significant other. So just a second, you see Tom just already be rolling. Yeah. Okay. And then will you be live tweeting from the toilet tonight as you empty yourself? I think so. I think I will be doing a couple IG lives and, you know, I definitely, I'm going to get a

few videos of what's coming out of me because it's supposed to be really substantial. What do you think you will see? Let's see. What will I see? Do you think it's going to be solid? Is it going to be mostly liquid? I think it'll start out like a little mushy. Yeah.

And then pretty soon it'll be all liquid. I mean, you have to understand, I've already taken a significant dump today. Seriously? So like my normal dump system is working and I'll probably take another like semi substantial shit. I'm actually just going to empty me completely. I know. But don't you wish you had a toilet that could weigh the browns that you'd be doing in the

next few hours? I mean, I can just weigh myself before and after. That's a great idea. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. That's such a good idea. I wish we would have weighed you before your first dump of today.

I know. Okay. Yeah. Weigh yourself before and then after. You're going to, how much do you think you're going to lose? Like 10 pounds, dude? Yeah. I mean, at the end of this month, because it's going to be so much water.

So much water is going to come out. It's going to be like 10 plus pounds. That's so rad. Well, kind of. Not totally rad. I think I'm going to have to sleep in another room tonight because I have a feeling you're going to be getting up to shit a lot in the night. I mean, I've heard it's really intense.

You know, I could sleep really well if somebody maybe put their mouth on my penis. Why is that so crazy? While you're browning? Not while I'm browning. At the end of browning. Ew. I'm done browning. I rinse off.

I'm clean now. How do you know you're done browning? Because it'll be done. It'll be over. Yeah, but don't you take so many laxatives? Like you're going to be browning. Will you tell her what's up, please? How long, how do you know when he's done browning?

Because look, think of it this way. If you're taking the first wave at four and you're taking the second wave at seven, waves last about three hours. So after 10 p.m., I think it's safe for, for beaches. But there's going to be so many brown remnants down there. No, they won't because I'm going to take a shower. It's not like there's shit all over my leg. But not like that.

But don't, don't you know, like after you brown, you just feel gross. Right, that's why I take a shower. Are you think, you can't think you're going to want a beach after all? Yes, I think, listen, I'm going to be hungry and, and like miserable. And I'm going to be trying to go to sleep and it's going to be tough. And it'd be nice to have a mouth on you. Yeah. I think so.

I'll think about it, but. Think about it. Why don't you just commit to it? I'll sleep by the time you're done emptying your brown. I know. I'll just wake you up and put it in your mouth and then finish. Oh, gross. Come on.

Help me out, man. Help me out. I don't know, babe. I love you. How is that? Like how is this is not a big ass. Can't I just make you breakfast the next day after you're calling and asking me? Yeah, that's part two.

But you were browning the whole time. But you're like that, you know, you, you'll dump and then be like, let's fuck. Like right away. It doesn't me on the opposite. I'm like, I just brown. I need a minute to recover from that. Yeah. The muscles down there are still contracting.

Great. I'll just J my own D, I guess. Yeah. Do you have to brown? Of course. You're not going to, he's not going to want to J his D after being, you're going to exhaust yourself. Poping.

It's going to be exhausting. It's going to be hard to go to sleep. Yeah. And your body will want to feel good in some way because you haven't felt good all day. So I'll want to. Yeah. Because I've taken that, I've taken that Chinese dieters tea in college one time. Yeah.

And it was fucking intense and painful and it lasted so long and that was just a tea bag. That's not like medical grade laxatives. Yeah. This was a pharmacy ship this year. Yeah. So I can only imagine what you're about to go through because it's going to be intense. I remember that was a long time ago and I still remember it 20 years ago and I still think about that.

Well, hopefully. I'm sorry. I really don't envy you. I know. And it could be cool if you put your mouth on my stuff and help me out. All right. Yes. The world just heard you say, all right.

All right. Oh, I kind of like that. This is a, it's called, are you going to give me a bratty blowjob? That's the genre. It's the genre. Bratty is like. I don't want to. Well, I'll do this.

But then you got to let me watch whatever show I want to watch. Oh, like that. Oh my God. Bratty BJ. That is so dumb. Let's talk about this. So the live show, I, I want to tell you something and I mean this sincerely. I have not been that happy doing something than in the last like nine months.

I agree. I got to tell you, I want to say thank you not for the like commercial success of it. It's for the fun. Like getting to laugh that hard is because you guys support that. I don't know how to articulate the thrill that putting together these things is for us. Like for me personally, I get as charged up as I do touring and doing like a big theater show, doing that live show, the whole, the whole buildup and like the week of and the

day of. And it's such an intense operation here for us where everybody's involved. And I mean, everybody is working extra to make those come together. And I know it's easy to be like, you know, they're silly and gross, but there's actually a ton of work put into it. And we all get this like adrenaline rush from doing it when we're done. We're like, it's, it's this amazing thing. And, and seeing it, it was trending up to number two at one point.

On Friday night, like it was like, it was, it was above like WWE and, and like a special that aired about Breonna Taylor, which is, you know, obviously sad and terrible, but you're like, this is what people are. You guys tweeted so much about it that it was, you know what I mean? And it really felt like we were part of something special and it's like this. It's our own thing. That's what I really dialed into is that it felt like it was our own thing. Like I felt like this one really gelled together.

We gelled as a crew. We gelled in the content department. Like I said, we, yes, it's gross shit, but there was also these fun great sketches that we all did together. And we were discussing too what it is about gross clips. Here's the thing. There's it. What's when you see a gross clip, if you're the type of person that sees a gross clip

and you send it to your friend, what's the whole point? It's like you want to see your friends. The reactions. Yeah. And like by finding the crazy heavy clips and playing them together. It's so fun. We end up being like, it's like you're sitting with your friends watching that clip. And that's why I love getting tagged in those stories when people tag me and they're videotaping

people in their living room watching it. Yeah. It's, it is a, I don't know, man, it really is such a fun, fun event. And they've all been like that. Like the live shows, the one I did with Bert, something about knowing this is live and special and we're going to keep going. We're going to keep going with them. You know, we have, we have a, we'll announce the next thing we're doing and they're all

not going to be YMH lives and too bad there will be a variation coming up soon. But we're going to keep doing like that premium content thing because it allows us to do something different and it feels like people are enjoying it too. So I think you have like email reactions, right? I have some feedback. And also I want to point out that this was ironically our Thanksgiving special too. Yeah. YMH life three.

It was jam packed with heartfelt messages and look, a lot of us can't be with our physical families this time around. So we wanted it to have some kind of heart to it as well. Yeah. You guys are family. So here's some fan feedback. This one is titled YMH is ruining my life. After I finished the new live show, my wife and I had a serious conversation about the

content I watch and how it affects my daily life. She is concerned that all I consume is comedy podcasts, especially from YMH studios and that it is tainting my brain. So from the bottom of my heart, thank you for everything you do and F all the haters. Dane. Hey, Dane, that's exactly the type of message my wife talks about when I watch murder shows. I'll read this one. I have a strong constitution.

The last YMH live I breezed through without a puke in sight. But that goddamn maggot foot and pussy sis nearly had me. I managed to hold it in, but it took strength. I honestly didn't expect the bar to be raised this high this quickly. I look forward to needing a bucket and a psychiatrist for the next show. Keep them high and tight. Piss on me. Beat me.

Four strokes to you all. Nathan from the UK. There you go. Also, hey, my name is Kirsten and just watch the live show and I have to give Tim props. The heavy section almost took me out. I literally choked on my own vomit, but hey, the price I pay for being a top mommy PS 10 to 12 Benadryl really does make you come. Wow.

That's awesome. And another one here. Hey, Jeans, I'm a huge fan of the show. I have to say I'm shaking in utter horror in the best way possible at those heavy clips. I can't seem to get my jaw off the ground. So I'm a teacher's assistant and was talking about how much I love you guys to my colleagues. They've seen specials and know of you both. So I mentioned to them the new live show needless to say what started as a way for me to add

more to the YMH fam has now gotten me afraid to walk into the building on Monday morning. I think they will all see me a little differently. What advice do I mention of what we all witnessed? Also, I don't think I can ever drink milk or eat chocolate ever again. Thanks for the laughs and for fun for the whole family. Happy Thanksgiving, Vincent C. Vince, you got to act like it's totally normal. Always.

Just be like, wasn't that a great show? Yeah. They played some of my favorite stuff. Those two are always just joking around and having a good time. Yeah. Act like you just watched church. It's fine. And be like, yeah.

I don't know what to say. It's fine. Be like, hey, you know, we can rewatch it and watch. They let us watch it through the weekend. So you guys want to come over and screen it again? That's what I would do. That's what I would do. Yeah.

Do we want to get into the startling revelation we had about one of us? What revelation? Well, it came from where my mom's at. The episode will air next week. And I was so thrown by this piece of information about one of our staff here that I had to share it on the live show. And it really sparked up so much controversy that I feel as though we should bring it into the regular YMH world.

Oh, here. Why don't I just set- Go ahead. This first occurred on where my mom's at and you were doing. Here's how it came about. This one will air next week. Yeah. Before we got rolling today, I casually, for some reason, I was just like, what's your

favorite movie, Ndav? Because I'm just curious. I don't think I've ever asked you that question. And what did you say, Ndav? I said Drumline. Go ahead and Google this for me, because I've never heard of this movie, Drumline. No, you're missing out. I know.

And you became very passionate that this is, in fact, your favorite movie. Can you describe the plot? Oh, my God. This takes me back. What does it take you back to? So what year is this? It's better times. It's, well, was it?

This is your favorite movie. This was like early 2000s, I think. Okay. Well, because you asked me, what's your favorite movie? I feel like I never just have something in the chamber ready to go for it. So we ended up talking over on the live episode, the one that, Friday, this was revealed and we played clips from Drumline because we can on the live shows. And it really began quite a conversation about films and some of the memes that have come

are epic that you guys are generating. But it really made us think about, like, this is Nadav's, not like, tell me a movie you enjoyed. Right. What is your favorite movie of all time? And for Nadav, it is Drumline and he sticks to it. You know, he really likes Drumline. Well, for those listening for the first time, can you please give a brief synonymous?

Well, there's a description. Do you want me to do it from where my mom's at? I prefer, let's watch where my mom's at. I'd like to see Nadav explain to us what is going on in this movie. What is it that you're drawn to? Like, what is the story about? It's Nick Cannon. So the story is about Nick Cannon, who is a dumb piece of shit.

He is really just R-worded. But he's so good at drums. He's an idiot savant when it comes to drums. Okay. And so he gets like a full on scholarship to this really good drum school. Okay. Or this school that has a really like a notable marching band. Okay.

And so he's like, oh yeah, I'm going to have it easy because I got a full drum scholarship. All right. And then he gets a real life lesson handed to him and he realizes he still needs to work for what he likes to do. So anyways, the interwebs really ran with this. So that plot to you doesn't feel like kind of like overdone. You know what I mean? Look, maybe today, sure.

Back in 2002, when it came out, I'm like, yeah, you know, 9-11 had just happened. Like, we needed something to kind of pick up our spirits. Right. So there's only, it appeared like one white actor in Drumline. I'm not convinced he's white. Yo, native, what's going on, dude? It's your boy GQ from Drumline, man. Yeah, it's been a minute.

It's been a minute since we shot that. But you know what? I heard people clown on you for liking that movie. Man, only a clown would clown on one of the greatest classics of the past two decades. I mean, hey dude, thanks for the support. Thanks for the love over the years. I'm just hollering at you to let you know that Drew Champagne is coming up in May. All right.

Actually, I just woke up this morning and I intuited a message from Drew Champagne. And it said, holler at native. Well, native, no. I'm coming up in May. I'm coming up in May. Not me. That's true. I'm just saying, what up?

And thanks for the love on the Drumline tip. Peace. Yo. This is sweet. Pretty rad, dude. That was sweet. That was a great cameo. I didn't know how much I needed that when it was sent in to me.

That was pretty good, huh? GQ's the shit, dude. He's the shit. Does he do the eyebrow, like, does he trim them? On Drumline? He slid that shit up, dude. He did? And that's new.

That didn't happen. You didn't have those in Drumline. That's what I was thinking. Can you pull him up from Drumline? I already have it up. See, that's the thing is I thought... But that's him. Show me what he looked like in Drumline.

Because... Yeah, he was cute. There he is with the hat. Yeah, there he is. That's him right there. Yeah. He's got the lingo down here. You know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying? Well, but the thing is, he's the only person of non-color in this film. I don't know what is ethnicity. He's part German, part Pakistani. Oh. Oh, okay. Not totally white. Yep, so he's allowed to talk like that, right?

Okay, let's move it along. So, but this movie is akin to, you know, Stomp the Yard and... Yeah. Another one of my favorites. Right. I mean, you're filmmaking. And then what is your opinion of the movies that are generally in conversation? Like when people say, you know, Goodfellas and The Godfather...

And Pulp Fiction was Zolo's favorite. Pulp Fiction and A Fugitive. Like these, you know, movies that kind of really leave a mark pop culture-wise. Yeah, like look, they're good movies. Right. But they're not Drumline. That's how you really feel. It's not just me that feels that way, Tom.

Okay. Ron Tomatoes will show that that is also the case. So the tomato meter here... No way. You got... No fucking way. 82% fresh. No way.

And that's from, I believe, 84 critics. In the audience, over 300,000 users has a 70% approval. Which I'll say, that strikes me as like, oh, this must be a decent movie. Very fresh. Yeah, but these are... Listen, don't use the audience to rate anything. They're the ones half this country voted for Trump, right? No way.

Well, look, that's not the rating that I give weight to. It is the critics' rating that I give weight to. Yeah, I think you lost me on that analysis. Let's see other big films here. Casino. Oh, look at that. That's like 2% lower. Wait, what do you mean?

Look at the tomato meter. He's trying to say... The tomato meter is... God. 80%. 80%. It was 82 there. That's ridiculous.

Oh my God, stop. And there is no way Drumline can even be mentioned in the same conversation as Casino. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, of course. Because Drumline is... Now. Oh my God. Get out of here.

Look, man, Internet disagrees with you. Oh my God. Coming to America is one of the greatest movies of all time. Yeah, but all the audience meters are higher. But those are just dumb-dums that have access to rotten tomatoes. We need people that are credentialed. What's their opinion? This was Enny's favorite film, which is also an interesting choice.

Oh yeah, Dogshit Devil's Advocate. Wow. Christina, a big fan of Revenge of the Nerds. Love Revenge of the Nerds. This is one of the greatest movies of all time. It's like maybe, I don't know, 50th greatest. It's definitely after Drumline. Wow.

And then you also love... I love The Ten and Bombs. 89% audience score. No, no, no. You're looking at the wrong... You're looking at the wrong rating. What are you talking about? He's at the tomato meter, babe.

Whatever. So, 80%. That's great. Yeah, well, it's a Wes Anderson classic. Yeah. It's a great movie. That's fine. And I'm talking about a Nick Cannon classic.

Gene Hackman and Joe Cajun. You stand by this being a great film, though. Yeah, one of the greats. Oh my God. One of the greats. Look, I will say Nick Cannon is adorable. He does a really good job. Orlando Jones, great job.

They all kill it. GQ smashes it. It's just a little bit of... It's a similar formula to Stomp the Yard and all the other... Also great. Okay. But what do you relate to? Like, what's the emotional...

Do you feel like Nick? Are you Nick Cannon? Look, it's the life lesson that they teach in it, which is... I mean, it's an overarching theme. I mean, I just rewatched it again this weekend. Oh my God. And guess what? Just as good as I remember.

And what it does is it teaches you the... It's a cautionary tale about humor. This guy runs our studio. Say it again. It's a cautionary tale about hubris and how you always need to check yourself. Because if you just come in being like, I'm the shit, you're going to get checked pretty hard. And this is a lesson you feel resonates with you. Is this a problem of yours?

Not anymore, not since I saw a drumline. I got to get out of a drumline. So let's go to something that I really wanted to... I found this. So unbelievable on drumline. Which was... Oh yeah. Big, big diggle here.

Okay. I made this call and nobody believed me. And Nadav would admit to this. You watch this clip. Right? And I go, he is fine. And Nadav was shaking his head like, no, he's not. Do you remember that?

Yeah? Yeah. Reference and email. Okay. He really survived after a lamppost fell from a crane, landed on him in southern China. The terrifying video filmed in the city of Chaozhou in the Guangdong province on October 22nd, shows the lamppost suddenly fall down from a crane, knocking over a man walking past under it. Nearby people help the man get to his feet.

The man was sent to hospital for treatment. Fortunately, he only suffered minor scratches and has been discharged from the hospital. The video was provided by local media with permission. More here. The... Oh, the prank call that Fart Simpson did featured, you know, this Irish guy here. What's the thing that makes it a great talent? Oh, look at this.

That's a good one. That's a good one. Yeah. That's a tourist ride. It's a tourist old car. It's great, isn't it? Great. Give me a toy.

And so he... Fart Simpson used this man's speaking to make a prank phone call, which is epic, and we played it on the last episode. And you can also see it on his Instagram page. And there was some debate as to whether or not there was Gaelic and also the... So the email says, hey guys, I'm from Ireland. Just to clear it up, the old guy from the Fart Simpson prank call is from Kalarney, way in the southwest of Ireland, a small picturesque town, which gets, or did get many

tourists. Sham, the old guy, isn't speaking any Gaelic Irish, as we call it. It's just English. In about the most rural country accent you can imagine. So it's all English he is speaking. Keep it high and tight, Alan from Dublin. Also got an email here about Tom Talks, it says, hey Tim, it's not... Hey Tim, longtime listener of the other cast you do with Krista and wanted to say thanks

for all you do so far. I've been enjoying the Tom Talks as they are a nice break from all the silliness that comes with YMH, Two Bears, et cetera. I enjoy that things are a little more intimate and grounded from time to time in this dumpster fire of a world. It's nice to watch these interviews, not just to get to understand your side of things, but also perspectives of others and possible insight growth along the way. Really enjoyed the Andrew Yang app.

Keep them high and tight, Daddy Jean's David. Thanks David. Thanks for doing them. I did Tony Gonzalez, Andrew Yang. We already recorded the one that drops next week and we have a couple more. There are a couple of guests that you are not going to believe are actually coming on this. Somebody pointed out during the live show, I think it was when one of the heavy clips

played, they were like, you just interviewed Andrew Yang this week, the former candidate for president and now you're playing someone shitting in someone's mouth. So yeah, it's true. I get to do both and thank you for watching them. In keeping with the theme of what's right and what's wrong and getting answers, check this out. I work on the corporate communications team at the Hershey Company. The Reese's brand is named after HB Reese who invented the product.

He's from Hershey, Pennsylvania. Milton Hershey, who is the founder of the Hershey Company, knew him, bought the brand and now it's part of the Hershey Company family. To settle it once and for all, it's Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, not Reese's Reese's. There you go. Mind equals blown. And now, but then the email came in, right? The email came in and I don't know if I can even read that from here.

It says, thank you for contacting us about Reese's candy. It just says there's no wrong way to eat a Reese's. There's no wrong way to pronounce it. This is from Hershey. If you have not visited Hershey.com, we encourage you to check out. You can learn all about our new products and fun stuff, useful information, seasonal recipes. We hope you have a sweet day and that's from Kisha, a customer representative there. So the debate goes on.

This is inconclusive. I mean, the actual correspondence from the company is telling us one thing and then a video tells us the other. This is terrible. Yeah. The dog believes that this is this is now fake news. Well, yeah, this is fucked up. There's no, there's no way.

I mean, that's on corporate letterhead. Well, I mean, the other, the video that you just played was corporate video. It's true. It's true. But I mean, they're not, they're not agreeing Reese's Reese's PR. Our team needs to figure this shit out. Yeah, they do. Maybe we can get someone on the phone.

Could you guys pursue that? Mm hmm. Yeah. Yeah. What do you think it is? Reese's? It's Reese's, yeah. Reese's.

Reese's peices. Reese's peices. Mm hmm. Yeah. Reese's, Reese's penis butter? Yeah. Cups? Reese's penises?

That's it, man. Reese's peices. Reese's peices. But then I, I like Reese's peices and then I say Reese's cup though. Yeah. Because Reese's cup is kind of white trashy. No. Mm hmm.

Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Big topic in the world. In this divided world we live in. Yeah. Reese's Reese's. This is from Australia. And Northern Suburbs Dentist has been jailed for draining dozens of patients instead of

being in quarantine. Natalia Nann was charged with eight cunts, counts under the Emergency Management Act. That's always fun. Oh. Eight cunts. Eight cunts. You can't be charged with that. Eight cunts.

Wow. Oh, that's good fun, Tom. Do you know what made me like fucking shout when I saw it? Right. I was going through the prep this morning. Look at this video. Oh! Oh!

Oh! Holy shit. Fuck, dude. Oh! What is he doing? I don't know how much that fucking hurts. I have not had a trim your beard. Fuck!

He's got pliers and he's just ripping chunks of hair out. Fucking, that's got to hurt so bad. God damn that has to hurt. Yeah. Oh my God. That's got to be taking skin off too. I mean like, and like, where, where, where's the, why is it pressing? You know what I mean?

Like, what he had, you can't be like, yeah, I can, I can wait till we get scissors. I don't know. No, no, no. Give me the pliers. I got to rip it out of my face right now. I don't know. And it's, yeah, you're right. Like, why not take scissors first?

Dude, a beard. You know how hard it hurts, right? When someone pulls your hair on your face. Like our kids have both, when they're really young, pulled my beard hair out of my face. It hurts so, so, so much. Is it equivalent to pubic hair when you pull your pubes? Dude, this makes my eyes water. And somebody pulls your beard hair out.

This has got to hurt, like you cannot even believe. Dude, where is this fool? He's in Brazil, I think. Yeah. What a fucking man. Speaking of guessing correctly, like crazy on things, like I did about the crane falling on the guy. Oh, God.

Do you remember that we saw this? So this customer got mad because I didn't want to cash his check. And he shitted and fucking put that shit on my fucking car. I'm gonna beat his ass when I fucking see him. He don't know I got his social, his address and all of that. So here it is. That's the guy. I was correct.

If you go to the episode, I go, this is in Florida. Current location, Fort Lauderdale. Damn. That's the guy. She had his birthday. She said she had his soul. She said his name, Khalil. And that's him.

That guy. Current status. Probation felony. Yeah. This is the guy. Yikes. He stood on her car and shit on her windshield. Damn.

Khalil Shepard. He's skinny. Yeah. I knew those were Florida roads and I thought that was Broward County. I'm telling you. You felt those vibes? I felt it. Yeah.

He's got a nice. What is that? O's tat on his throat. Is that an Orioles tat? Hmm. Looks like it. It's casual. That looks like an Orioles tat.

Casual throat tat. Throat. Isn't that O, the O there? Yeah. O to the right. Baltimore. That's a mess. Maybe where he's from.

Fuck. God damn, dude. I just really love the fucking Orioles. Well, anyways, that's him. Wow. They got him. Mystery solved. Stop shitting on people's windshield.

That's a really aggressive move. Yeah. Yeah. There is something that I wanted to show you that we didn't get a chance to really get into the other day. Okay. Yeah. Hold on here.

Felony probation. Oh, fucking shit. See this guy? Yeah. How old do you think he is? I'm going to go 76. But too old for her, right? Yeah.

So right now, there's a 76-year-old man banging a chick doggie style. She's 50 years younger than him. And they're on the living room floor. There's a vacuum cleaner right next to her. Oh, and now this is a good position. They're on the couch. She's got her sneakers on. Yeah.

He's holding her head and praying to himself. I don't know what he's doing with that face. It's really something. Oh, there you go. That's what you're looking up at. Oh, dear. Hold on. I wanted you to see the one.

Why are you doing this to me? Hold on. I don't want it. Hold on. Oh, no. I guess it wasn't there. What? I was looking for something, but it wasn't there, so we just have to move on.

You were looking for his cum? No. I thought there was a different clip in this. That was so gross. You just wanted to show that to me again? Yeah. That's what I was laughing about yesterday. Remember when you go, what are you laughing at on the couch?

Oh, my God. That's what you were laughing at? Yeah. I was laughing about this. Yeah. We were with our kids. I know. It was just like the four of us.

It was a really sweet moment. We were tickling the toddlers, and then you were like, did you do that thing? And then. Well, because I started to imagine your disdain for this video, and I felt like it was hard to really dial into during the live show, like to get you to really, really watch this video and like to really see that, that guy going like, oh, and like, he's so old, and I knew you would be turned off by him. Of course.

Well, because he's my dad's age, you just picture like your dad fucking somebody who's so much younger. And also I think about like how much suffering, like how she's like has to blow and fuck this guy 50 years older than her and how gross that is. And then that made me laugh because like the poor girl is like a beautiful 20-something year old girl, you know. I know it's so gross, but I think is it grosser to have sex on old man or to have sex with an old woman?

For some reason, it does seem grosser to have sex with an old woman. Yeah. Because like, like they actually, you know, can't even perform, right? Like, like can't even, aren't even sexually viable for the, for the act, but I always laugh at like, like your reaction to like for the girl that like, ugh, that she's with such a gross guy. Thank you. Because he's so gross.

Thanks. Let's look at it again. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Because I'm glad this brings you joy, Tom. Well, the, the thing is that like in the old guy fucking thing, there's, there's a particular, I think it's the face he makes. No. Look at his disgusting body.

Like that face. Oh my God. Stop it. Because sometimes, like sometimes we'll see an old guy at a restaurant and be like, how much would you need to fuck that guy or, or I'll, I'll say like, would you rather that guy or like, I'll pick another guy or that guy, you know. That's a fun game to play. That is a fun game to play.

If you pick the two grossest people in a public place and you go, who do you? We do that all the time. Yeah. That's a fun one. Okay. Would you rather, you fuck that guy? You never do it with guys. Yeah, no.

You have to do it with a woman. You have to do it with who you're sexually like, you know. Okay. Judy Dench. Mm-hmm. Or, or what's her name? From the Golden Girls, the masculine one. Oh, right.

Isn't she dead? Be Arthur. She's dead. Sure. But before she died. Well. Judy Dench or be Arthur. And I really want you to walk me through what you're going to experience.

I don't think it's that, like, there's not much to consider there. Why? Because they're both looked at like kind of the same. Yeah. They're just two old brats. I know. So you're like, so who would you rather? I mean, I guess I'd rather hear a British accent.

So I'm going to go with Judy Dench. Because I'm saying physically, it's not like you go, well, this is that. And that like, they're, they're like almost the same. Right. That's true. So I would go with Judy Dench just because I'd be like, just say some shit with your accent. Interesting.

Yeah. Yeah. Although I don't think it would be a good experience for either of us. No. I don't think she would like it at all. No. And I know I wouldn't be into it. Do your post, does your post just get super dry when you're that old?

Sure. Sure. But then all people, a lot of lube. Old people still do it. From lube it up. You throw some butter in there. Are we still going to do it? A little coconut oil works.

Are we going to F when we're that old? I don't know. It's pretty old. Your parents F. They're in their 70s and they F. Yeah. Old folks homes have a lot of STDs. Yeah.

But people have a lot of sex and then they get older, I don't know. And there's a lot of fights about it, like people are having affairs at these retirement homes. Yeah. And they're spreading disease. Fuck. And they're all old and shit. Do you think that we'll be as disgusted with each other's bodies because both our bodies

will be disgusting? Like right now, we're not as cute as we were when we started fucking back in our 20s. Like I don't look at you and go, ugh, because I'm just as ugh. Like will we age? It's quite a compliment. You know what I mean? Yeah. Because it's like you're, we're both aged.

Uh-huh. Yeah, you're like, I have empathy for your horrible body. Yeah. Because mine's gotten worse. I'm disgusting too. Like. Well, I think, I think that, yeah, as you age, you probably, your mind set adjust with it.

Like it's going to be worse in our 50s and worse in our 60s. I think by the time we're 80, we'll probably just be like, yeah, you know, you're gross, I'm gross too. I don't know. I think that's why old people like looking at young people, right? Well, for sure. Yeah. Ugh, God.

That's what's going on there. He's old as fuck. He's, stop it. And he's like, you're a peon. That's what I want you to. I don't want it. Leave with. That's what I want you to leave with.

God damn it. That image. Someone find old lady fucking. Ah. Yeah. Find Judy Dench fucking. Judy Dench is not fucking on camera. Get out of here.

If you had to fuck one old lady, who would you fuck? None. Here. You have to pick one. You're a celebrity old lady that you'd fuck. I can't think of an old lady that I'd fuck. It just doesn't just pop in my head. I would have fucked Sean Connery.

No, Jack Nicholson, I'd fuck Jack Nicholson, and he's as old as. He's 80 something right now, 81. And he still fucks. He still fucks, but it's a different model than what it used to be, for sure. Yeah. And he's pretty. Oh my God. There you go.

There you go. Oh my God. Hey guys, single moms need anonymous coverage. Whoa. Jesus. Oh my God, this is a nightmare. What's wrong with her? She just snorted, but like.

Dude, she looks terrible. She looks like a short fat lady, like sells chilaquetes on the street or something, right? Yeah, like a sweet abuelita. Yeah. She's like, you want the tamales, chicken or cheese? I don't think she knows she's being recorded. Don't you get that feeling? Yeah.

She just closed the blinds like, there's nobody looking. Oh my God. Jesus Christ. Why can't I look away? It looks like it hurts her. Oh no. She's not enjoying this. She's like, oh, this is one of the worst things I've seen.

Yeah, it doesn't look pleasurable. Oh my God. Is she going to throw up? No, she doesn't want to make noise. Because she's in like a fucking, it looks like she's in like a patient room or something. Yeah. And there's obviously people around. Oh.

That was terrible. That was terrible. I'm so upset. Rip this for the next live show. So this is an incredible clip. Okay. Yeah. Somebody actually did this and it's amazing.

Okay. I'm going to pay so much attention to what you're about to see on this screen right here. Okay? What's up, mommies? I spent my whole weekend hacking this stupid cube. I said a little work to do, but I've loaded it now with content that's a little more relevant to our community. Dude, this guy.

So we'll start with our inspirations. If you're feeling a little bit stingy, you can go to Leo for a little bit of inspiration. Give it to me. Come on, Mark. At least stingy. He went into... How did he do this? If you need a kick in the pants, we can go to our good friend Dan Pena.

I give you this vagina cream so you can rub it on your snaps because you're all cunt. And everybody you know is a cunt. Don't you understand that? A little patriotic pride. If you're running low on that, Connell will help you out. This is America. You dumb son of a bitch, okay? He put... he loaded the thing up.

He did it. Sometimes inspiration comes in the form of thought-provoking questions. Such as? This is H.T. The Important Question. Do you ever worry that you're retarded and no one is telling you, Wow... It's true. This guy, I mean, he goes by Audio Bridge Matt on Reddit.

He posted this to the YMH subreddit. Oh my god, this is amazing. So those are daily inspirations. Another category on the cube are affirmations. Something that you can wake up to start your day, feel positive about the rest of the day. Good morning, Julia. It's me, Joe.

Just wanted to say hi. Wish you a great day. Great way to wake up in the morning. Oh my god. Next, a classic YMH clip. Good rising. Hi, babe. On this great Saturday.

I've been looking at your pictures so long, babe. And they magnify my eyes, babe. Oh god. I turn into a telescope when I see your page. It's just so many, man. It's just like... it's so great. Finally, to stay with the religious theme of the Joel Osteen Inspiration Cube,

we're going to go with... I can't remember this maniac's name, but you'll remember him from recent episodes. Of course, as Christians, we need to understand that the phallic symbol is a powerful symbol. And many pagan religions worship the phallus

because it's a symbol of life. This thing is like... Hacked, bro. Hacked. He fully hacked this thing. And that is the cross. And those of us who have been washed have seen what else he did. He didn't just stop there.

Satanic and evil. So, those are our daily affirmations. And the last thing this cube offers is these insane sermons that are like half an hour long sermons on this cube that you can listen to. So I wiped them all out

and replaced them with a YMH music playlist. I had to upgrade the cube to do one thing, but I'll show you right now and I'll show you what I did. Welcome. Amazing. Look what he did, though. So, the cube

will actually play this song for 10 straight hours. Todd's going to be happy about that. And a lot of other people who have signed the petition online 10,000 plus. Change.org. A near-never-ending loop.

10 hours that you can repeat on and on ahead to actually upgrade the cube's storage but it works well worth it. So, that's what I've done. I want to continue to fill this thing up with good YMH content. I know there's years of it out there, so I need help compiling clips

and finding ones that would be good for this. And then I'd love to send this to the main mommy so they can have it in the studio. So, I can enjoy it. Incredible. Thank you so much, Matt. Oh, my gosh. That is unbelievable. Love is the attention to detail

and the hours spent doing nonsense. I think that's just so rad. It is. It's so cool. Don't you love it? Yeah, of course, because it's for fun. It's for laughs. So good. This just brought so many people joy, you know? That was really rad.

You want to see a fun master of accents? Of course. Mate! Mate! You all right, my man? You get your heat stuck in the bin? You get your heat stuck in the bin, my man? Wait, wait, wait.

What are you up to then? Are you sure? This heat stuck in the fucking bin? Yeah. He's got his head stuck in the fucking bin. In the bin? Yeah. Yeah, in Scotland. His head is stuck in the bin.

That accent is incredible. I love it. You get your heat stuck in the bin, my man? You get your heat stuck in the bin, my man? You get your heat stuck in the bin, my man? Oh, my God. You all right, my man? They gave him the fuck off.

That's so great. That's amazing. What do you think happened? You just drunk? Yeah, probably saw something. Maybe he finds treasure sometimes, you know? Drunk guy treasures. Drunk guy treasures. That is wild, dude.

Wow. Gosh, the level of talent in our YMH community. I mean, I'm still blown away by the cube and these videos people find for us. It's incredible. It is incredible. The mommies are just so resourceful and funny.

You ever see just poetry in a video? These moments happen in real life. I've told the story before. I was at the 110-10-101 junction. They all meet downtown in LA, right? So you can be the 101. You can take that and you can go to the 10

or you can go to the 110. It can get wild there. Certain times a day. One time I was coming from... I was on the 10 heading up towards this junction and getting into the downtown traffic and a car just abruptly cut me off. At such a rate that I had to slam on my brakes, right?

It was like a real dick way that he cut me off. And as that happened, lights came on behind and a cop pulled that guy over. You're like, you know, that thing happens once every 100 times. If someone does that and you're like, wow, that's kind of amazing.

Check this out right here. So this is a video in the car. It's looking out and this truck comes up and I don't know what happened before, but this driver is giving her the finger, right? He's smiling, giving her the finger. Who knows? But it looks like he's in a big-ass pickup truck

and then... That's what you get! Come on, video! Shot then, Freud. You fucking piece of shit. That's just poetry, man. That's perfect. That's amazing.

That's perfect. God, that's so lucky. I agree. There's so many moments I wish I had like that in my lifetime. Of course. It never fucking happens. Every time somebody flicks you off just to see them spin out

and end up in an accident, they always get away. Spin out and end up in an accident. It's so great. Hope he's dead. What a dick. This one's not the same, but it's still pretty good. You know that parkour stuff?

Yep. Whoa! He tried to do the front flip off of an elevated platform over like an awning of something type that just ate shit, man. Watch, guys.

Oh, fuck, dude! He's fine. He's fine. He's good. Perfectly fine. He's definitely fine. Good idea. He's totally fine.

Damn. People still doing that parkour shit, huh? Yeah. Pretty cool, right? Yeah. Yeah. It's a good time. This, by the way, sometimes

I watch the prep folder. Sometimes I see the still image and I'm like, oh boy, and I don't watch it. No, this guy, I was like, this is a... He said it's a self-help guy and I saw the image and I go, this is trouble.

Okay. Like this is going to be a problem. Oh boy. What's LiveLife 365? It's all about nutrition. Like green tea. Uh-huh. I just feel like it's going to get weird.

Yeah. Hobbies. Like gardening. Just get out in the fresh air doing something every day. Every day. Every way. LiveLife 365. It's vegetables.

Vegetables. Soy. Broccoli. You name it. LiveLife 365. It's relaxing with a good book. It's really into the branding. Right.

Or just reading for fun. Just for fun. Life. It's something different every day. Oh boy. Oh boy. He's really trying to make it a thing. I get it.

LiveLife 365. I don't have a choice asshole. It feels like. LiveLife 365. It feels like he saw a really successful person that does it. Like he saw Tony Robbins. And he was like, you know all he's doing is branding and doing positive things. Right.

By the way, he referenced vegetables while holding frozen vegetables. I know. Which is, I don't think most nutritionists would be like, if you're going to talk about vegetables, grab them frozen. Yeah. Right. Yeah. So wait, I'm waiting for the punchline.

I keep waiting for you to drop the boom on me. I'm waiting for it too. Because when I saw his image, I was like. He's got it. He's satanic or he's going to masturbate. Funny videos. Funny videos. That'll make you laugh.

Like what? Bouncing your checkbook. Figuring out your finances. Investing. Life comes at you all different ways. LiveLife 365 can help you. Oh. So he's.

What's up with 365? Here we go. Hobbies like guitar. What about work asshole? Yeah. How does this guy make his money? Sometimes it's just chilling out meditating. It has porno vibes.

Yeah. I'm waiting for his dick to come out. Yeah, me too. And also production wise, it has like early 90s porno vibes. You know, where it's just like, this is the best camera. It's an old camera. Yeah, exactly. It's not a phone.

No, it's an old camera. I mean, the fact that the chair takes up most of this frame here. You know, like, oh boy. Here we go. Here we go. Healthy lifestyle. Okay. Exercise.

Is that his gym? Does he shave his chest like that? No. And whole grains. I think it's natural. And good healthy stuff. That's LiveLife 365. Cans.

And he's got cans again. Work hard. Play hard. Goof up. Relax. Goof up. Life. It's a little this.

Goof up. Wind chimes. Have fun. Have fun. LiveLife 365. That's it. That's it. That's all this guy has.

But he doesn't mention stuff like, how, work. Make a living. He's like, bounce a checkbook. Eat out of cans. You froze your foods. You know what else? Is LiveLife 365? No.

Shit. Oh, no. Oh, Tom. I don't want to. The dog is saying. Describe what you're saying. I'm like, nope. Well, there's a man.

Who launched an enormous snot rocket into a 32 ounce Gatorade. And then he swigged it around and drank it. Fuck. LiveLife 365. Enjoy your life. Yeah. You got to eat right. You got to hydrate.

Fuck, man. This is terrible, Tom. You know what else? This is another lane of life. This is another lane of life. This is another lane of life. This is another lane of life. This is another lane of life.

This is another lane of life. This is another lane of that. Of like, I think I can be a life coach. Inspirational? Yeah. With the holidays coming up very soon. Just guys. Thanksgiving in a couple weeks.

And Christmas very soon after that. Yeah, we get it. We know. We're all in the giving mode. Okay. And as beautiful as giving is. Right. It's also very important to receive.

Yeah. Oftentimes we're quick to give advice. Spit it out, man. Give love. Yeah, he's talking way too slow for me. To give. To give. When are we going to open up our hearts?

A yawns. To receive. When are we going to let our guard down? I hate his fucking necklace. When are we going to let those walls collapse? Right. All right. And when are we going to receive the love and the compassion?

Shut up. It's all around us. We just need to have a receiving heart. God damn it. It's a guy get like this. Retarded. But Tom, can I ask you a question and be real? How does a heterosexual guy get like that?

Like, I don't know anything. I mean, this guy seems like he has brain damage. The way he speaks. And then when you, because I mean, that's a very elementary thought. Right. You also have to be willing to receive. It's like, okay, I got it. This is something that like a child says a kindergarten.

It's also important to receive. And he says a real slow. Oh my God. His eyes aren't really. Because I'm thinking in my head that he's attractive. And if I were like single, I'd be like, okay. I kind of like what's his name? William.

He seems cool. And then he starts talking. I'm like, he's full of shit. Well, yeah, that's exactly right. You'd be like, good looking guy. And then he would talk and you'd go, all right, I'll fuck him, but I'm not going to date this guy. Yeah.

Yeah. And I don't like the necklace too. It was a rock necklace. Yeah. And maybe like black onyx. Stupid beads. Yeah. That's terrible.

Yeah. I mean, he's just saying. He's sweet though. I'm sure he's a sweet kid. Yeah. He's sweet, but he might, like I said, I think he's got brain damage. Yeah. And he's fun.

You find him very handsome. I mean, for, for a cool guy, like we usually don't have handsome guys on these videos. I think I'm the standard is so low and you also. Don't say that. That's not true. You also showed me like an old disgusting man having sex with a woman. You showed me a guy blowing snot rockets into a Gatorade bottle. This guy is just a breath of fresh air on the show.

I'm not used to seeing attractive people on your mom's house. What are you trying to say? This guy's not fucking hot. Oh. He's crazy. Oh, why? Fuck that hurts. Oh, what are you doing, man?

Grab a cinch. Yeah, it's pretty cool, right? Live life 365. Live life 365. Live life 365. That's how it goes. Work hard. Play hard.

Play hard. I hate that saying so much. He really thought he was like, he came up with it. Work hard. Play hard. I think what bothers me about that guy is that he thinks he branded a company and a slogan by being like, work hard. Play hard.

Live life 365. Live life 365. Live life love. Live life love. Yeah, God. Live life love, you guys. Gotta live life lose. Live life lose.

Reminds me, we still haven't changed our clocks. Yeah. It's been a while. It's been a while. It's been... When the daylight savings began sometime in October, it's now November. It's almost December. Life.

It's something different every day. There you go. It's something different every day. Yeah. Pretty cool, right? Yeah. He's really got it figured out. Absolutely.

It's something different every day. Life. It keeps happening. Oh, we also brought up Nancy Pelosi's tits. Yes. Let me see this here. Somebody sent him this great photo shop. That's not her, but it could be.

It also reminded somebody that episode 398 of your No Mom's House top dog weighed in on. What? Would you rather, dad, you work in a gay bar as a server topless or you're married to Nancy Pelosi for a year? I'll take the gay bar thing. I don't think I can handle the Nancy Pelosi politics for a year. For a year? No.

I can't imagine myself having sex. She does have... She's got a nice set of lungs, okay? Yeah. I noticed that. Lungs. Nice set of lungs. I've never heard him say that before.

Lungs. Lungs? Lumps. Lungs, right? You say lungs? No, lungs. Yeah, that's weird. I think lumps.

Lumps. Let me see, by the way. A lump? If I can get this to happen. Settle lumps. Settle lumps? Lumps? I want to see because this was really funny yesterday.

So, yesterday... Got up. I want to see if she'll answer. Yesterday, I talked to my mom and she was like, I heard the live show. She did? No, she's like, I heard it went great. Oh, she's just... Plain bridge.

She's the worst. Let's see if she'll answer. Let's see if she'll pull out these tests. Yeah. Live life loads. Let me see. She'll do this. Hey, mom, can I call you on the other line?

Yeah. Okay, I'll call you right back. Okay. Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message. Is she fully fucking talked? She didn't sound like she was home. Yeah, but I mean... Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message.

Hello? Yeah, how you doing, mom? I'm doing fine for me. I'm doing very fine. Triple teta. Triple teta? How was your show with all the disgusting things going? Well, that's the thing.

You said you wanted to see the show and I wanted to know if you want me to send you a link so you can watch. I don't want to see the show. You didn't even... You didn't even tell me. You told me it's not for you and I believe you, but you decided to elaborate. Well... It's a very extreme grotesque amount of reality that in my 90-hundred years of life, never

saw the next show. Like what? I just can't believe that human beings, or a guy, from this introduction, a guy pooped and then he eats his poop and masturbate in the poop. Okay, that's supposed to be a job. I know a guy, drill his penis. Drill his penis. And he asked me if I know what an electric drill is.

Okay, do you think these things are funny? Don't try to go to me. Just be honest with me. Because you will be disgusting for me if you think it's funny. Okay, he answered right. There's another... Do you know what a praying mantis is? What?

A praying mantis. A praying mantis. Yeah. It's an insect. It's an insect. Yeah, yeah. And they have like a pretty aggressive nature for an insect. One lady puts one on her nipple so that it chews up her nipples.

I don't know. What is wrong with you? I don't even know how you get this... I don't know if this can be possible existing or you are making up like Superman. No, no. You decide to be just... There's even... There's even a lady that fills up her poto with milk

and then she shoots it out into the cereal. And then she eats the cereal. Yeah. Does anybody watch you when you talk like this? Yeah, there's people watching right now. Yeah. I kill love. Yeah.

I kill love. I'm being praying for you. But I have two possibilities to let you be rich doing stuff like that. And I told you I can make Jane become a hooker. I become her manager. And the whole family has their... My mom proposed that Jane become a prostitute. Okay.

Why is that? She thinks that she can make good money. It's not a bad idea. Jane's very beautiful. I'm here. Hi. Christina. Yeah.

Hi. I talked to Tommy yesterday when he said that I can't even mention this. I think that I didn't have nine years last night. But he says you should change that tone. That feeling and that's giving the education to your grandchildren. Because the world does the case and let's make Jane become a prostitute. And then she'll give her the future if we don't tell which way we use. What do you think of that?

I'm not sure I understand the argument. She's saying that because I said that what I do pays for my kid's education. Sure. She's saying that she's encouraging her own youngest daughter to become a prostitute. Well, I think that's a great idea because... I am not encouraging a piece of shit. I am not encouraging. I was just trying to confirm to you that if you can do that, it's not maybe I should...

I think it's a great argument. I think it's a great argument and I think she should be a prostitute. I agree. Well, I think Jane is very beautiful. She can make good money. And make a lot of money with that face and she's got a great figure. The thing is, I know that emotionally it's very difficult and they get physically... You see the scars after a while.

Thank God. My daughter has a lot of business. Yeah. And wouldn't accept it as a joke when I mention that she says that's not even funny. Can I ask you a question? Can I ask you a question? They make a lot of money, those brats. I like Asian piss fountains.

Milk, puss, ball stomping or draining a vaginal abscess. Which would you like to watch? Between milk, what? Asian piss fountains. I liked Asian piss fountains. That was a good one. That was fun. Okay, talk.

Okay. Asian piss fountains, milky butt cereal, ball stomping or draining a vaginal abscess. Which would you like to watch? The cereal. Whatever, something with cereal. Okay. All right. The cereal one.

Let me see if I can bookmark this. Yeah, we can send you this MP4. It's basically a lady puts, like I said, milk in her poto and then she shoots it into a bowl of cereal and she eats the cereal. I know. But it's her butt. It's sterile. It's her own butt. It's okay.

She can't get sick because it's her butt. So for you guys, if somebody's pooping and they are pooping, they're bigger. You will love it. Yeah, we played that too. We had a lady go poop on to a man's face. I just knew. You did that in the Philippines. Mom, did you hear what dad said?

Yeah. In the bar. In the bars. Say you were multicultural. Yeah, he's seen it at a show. She doesn't react to all your stories because maybe he has done it too. No. Well, that might be a different one.

How about if I pee on your cereal and you eat it? Is it morning pee or is it afternoon pee? That's a little strong. I'm not happy. All right, I gotta go. I love you guys. I'll call you later. Okay.

I love you. Okay, bye-bye. Is it morning pee or evening pee? Our buddy's here, right? Yeah. All right, let's have him come in here and we'll do a quick break. And we're back with one of our absolute favorites. You can see his podcast or listen to it.

It drops every Tuesday at 6 a.m. on the Your Moms House podcast YouTube channel. It's the Josh Potter show with Josh Potter. Hi, Josh. Hey, hey. How are you? Hey, hey, hey. What's up? Same girl crying.

You looking good. You think so still? Yeah. Even I know I saw you a couple of days ago. I thought after a couple of days at home, I'd wear back down to nothing. No, you're showing off your chest fur and the arm fur. Well, that always happens. It's tough not to show off.

Sometimes it pokes through. Yeah, you look happy. You look good. Well, thank you. I got to do some shows. That helped. That makes you feel way better, right? Before they shut things down again, yeah.

But the big thing is that you not only got to see some shows and it obviously makes you feel better and it has a real effect. I felt the same way where I go like, oh, I'm a different guy now. But you had kept to yourself that there may have been a breakthrough in quarantine that we just learned of and I'm like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Can you elaborate more because I think. Well, yeah. I mean, first of all, I'm sorry.

I'm doing you a huge disservice because this is like, this should be more. Yeah. I mean, you kind of dropped this. You dropped it casually. I guess I did. We haven't seen you, you know, like really in a little bit. Yeah. And then you go, oh, I sort of forgot to mention something.

Yeah. And I don't even know if this necessarily counts and maybe this will be up for debate or something like that. But hold on to your seats, everybody. If you're driving right now, maybe pull over, make sure you have your seatbelt on. Go ahead. Go ahead. I want to preface this by saying this is very much like the vaccine.

This is only a very small percentage of efficiency and we need to push forward with our research before we can really conclusively say anything. But yes, I think I came without without without any aid or anything into a mouth. Wow. Josh, this is huge. I think I came in a mouth and to be to be clear. Yeah. What you're actually saying is that normally you would be doing.

Normally every time that I do it. Yes. I have to take over and I have to blast it then on the face, on the tits. But you're the one working. Wherever they ask essentially. Yes. I have to crank it out. Hold on.

I'm sorry. Just to be clear. Yeah. Do you ask them in advance? May I finish on your face? They usually have a request where they would like to go, whether it be down the old hatch, perhaps. I can't even imagine what your hatch tastes like.

It tastes according to some. Pretty good. I don't know if that means it's a surprise that it's good. Like, you know how when you like go to eat something that looks gross or. Yeah. People try to like go like, oh, have this gross thing. And you go, you hype it up so much in your head how gross it's going to be. And then you eat it.

That wasn't so bad. Yeah. So you feel like your semen tastes okay. I feel like people look at me and they set a low bar for what it tastes like. Yeah. Sea urchin. Yeah. Your semen, your diet is very poor.

I don't, I mean, yeah. You drink red bull, you smoke cigarettes. What do you, you don't really eat. I don't think my diet's that poor. You don't eat that much food. Exactly. So it is red bull and cigarettes that are supplying most of the cum flavoring. That is my.

That could be gnarly. That's if you were like to taste the notes. Yes. That would be like, I got a real oaky red bull in here. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I sense a camel blue or 12. Yeah.

That's the kind of thing. Yeah. I can't imagine that that would make your semen taste good. I'm just saying. I mean, well, I've had glowing reviews thus far. Okay. All right. That's fair.

That's fair. So. And I don't even, I mean, people look, I mean, I'm telling you folks, I am as shocked at all this as you are. Okay. This is not, this is not something where I go like, yeah, this is what happens to me. I realize this is insane. So please, I'm on your team.

So for the guys out there that are like, how the fuck is Potter doing this? Exactly, yeah. What do you tell those guys? I don't know. I mean, no, I mean, I don't know, but you know what? I will say what people, what they have been shocked about is that they go, you're nice. Yeah. And that's odd.

An odd thing to say, I would say. They don't expect that. Yeah. They tell you that like they were basic. They're basically surprised that you're as nice as you are. Yeah. Exactly. Which is weird.

I don't know what that is. Well, I'll tell you. Okay. I'm putting myself in a woman's place. Pretend I'm a woman. Yes. Now I look at you and I would be like, first of all, he's attractive. You're cute.

And then like you've got kind of a cool different style because you're from the East Coast. You don't dress like people do in LA. That's weird. So you've got like East Coast vibes and then you're sweet. Like you pretend to listen. I don't know if you really do, but you seem like the kind of guy that would listen to a woman and I listen to some things. Yeah.

Yeah. It's attractive. Yeah. I mean, you know, turns out if you just give that thousand yard stare, they think you're paying attention almost to that. I am a lot of the time. I'm not going to lie, but sometimes I'm not. Sometimes I'm like way on Mars or something.

But let's let's try to figure something out here. Yeah. So the story is that you didn't have to finish yourself, which is what we've been. But here's where it gets a little dicey, perhaps a little gray, a little muddy. I was cranking it prior to so there was how much prior to I don't know. I wasn't. I didn't have a stopwatch on her. No, no, but I'm saying you can go crank.

Okay. Open your mouth. Like that's right. No. And it wasn't immediate like that. That's why I think it's different than the normal times. You're cranking. Let's back this up because there was a few moments of in the mouth before it happened.

Back it all up. I want to hear everything. So your is it intercourse first like there is a lot. Christina, it would take about a few hours to describe all the different things that just in this one incident leading up to I mean, yeah. It's one sesh. You were intercourse. It was penis and vagina.

Yes. Everything occurred that would occur in a relation between a man and a woman and then it got to the point and this is where this is why it came up by the way because last week we brought up have you ever you said to me have you ever sat on a girl's face aggressively? That's what jogged this memory was because the position that ended up making the instance occur was one of those, you know, dangle the head off the side. Like just, you know, girls do that where they're just like, I'm a dead body and they lay their

head off the side and they're like, fuck my face, you know, that kind of thing. And I had put my D in the face and was doing that for a while. That was fun. And then I put the balls on the mouth and then she put the mouth on the other. So I was basically just like squatty potty over top, do you know what I'm saying? And how was that? That was the, I think that was part of the money. Was the moneymaker the scrum being eaten?

Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Was I unclear? Yeah. Sorry. You weren't picking up what I was putting down. Don't look at me like that. No. I thought you knew immediately where I was at.

Don't look at me like that. I was hovering over like I was about to like, you know, go in the woods kind of that position. She ate her scrum. You were squatted over her face. Like you were taking a brown and she licked your taint. Yeah. She was like off the bed, you know, like, dude, this chick is marriage material. I'll sit down.

You got to marry this broad. I mean, yeah, if sex was all you needed to marry a person, I would put a ring on it by this point for that one. Okay. So you're, so she's licking your scrum. She's you're licking your peen and then you then you put your hand on while the scrum was going on. I was peeing.

Jay and my D. Jay and your D. Okay. And then I went back into the, into the mouth, you know, okay. Once it was free from its other duties and then, you know, lo and behold. And how long did it take before you maybe like 30 seconds, 45. So you did a little bit of time. Josh, you did it.

Yeah, I think so. Yeah. You found the key. I disagree, Yana. I don't think this counts as an unassisted, you didn't come with a with a, I'm saying that, but he still has to go in the V. Yeah. Well, listen, when you and I do it, you just put your D in my V and you don't need to use

your hand to finish yourself off. I know, but, but, but the point is that he didn't need to finish himself off. That's what he was saying. I did you. I did Jay. My D. Jay, like the mouth was elsewhere. Right.

But then, and he didn't, and he didn't go up to the point of, here it is. Oh. So he went back in her mouth and then like what he did, I will contend and I'm not trying to ruin my own parade here or rain on my own party, but I, I mean, I was Jaying my D to like, was I getting myself higher up to a certain point? Do you know what I'm saying? Right. It wasn't completely unassisted.

That's what I'm saying. It's still slightly assisted. Slightly. There wasn't assist, but you know, Jordan needed to pip in. You know, I mean. I don't think so. I don't think it's an assist. It's not.

It's not counting as an assist because an assist is like, first of all, if anyone's doing that to your bum, then just Jaying it, just keeping the vibes going. That's natural. Yeah. That's natural. What else do you do with your D? Of course. I guess she could.

And like, if you told me and then I, I jaded and then right before I put it in her mouth. That's what I thought happened. Right. That's not what happened. That's not what happened. That's not what happened. So you're saying that her mouth is what, what gave you. Yeah.

The begax. Yes. Because there were, there were a couple of occasions with this same lady in this instance where I got in the mouth, but I did the right before thing. And I put, and I, this was an accident, you know, because she wanted to, she said, taste it. Oh my God. But what I did was I put her head on it too far to the point where she just swallowed

it. And she's like, I didn't even get to taste it. I didn't get to. Right. I didn't get my treat. You just made it so it went straight. And I was like, oh my God. I'm sorry.

I felt too aggressive. I was too. You apologized. I did. I apologize how aggressive I was. The gift. Yeah. How dare I deprive you of the nectar of.

The gift of Josh's dick nectar. You found yourself a real savage man. It's the kind of animal that you would only read about in French romance novels. Yeah. You know, what's that Madame Bouvet or whatever. So this is, this has like a prime position in your memory bank now. Oh, for certain. And you know, I'm not saying that all, I don't know what else would require.

There was, I'll say this to be gay about it. There was a connectivity, you know, that and a comfortability with this person. So that's probably why those things could have helped. But you know, also, you know, the scrum eating definitely accelerates things. So that's a good question now because it seems like the scrum eating was the linchpin to your bagac. Had you had really is the best thing in the world. That's why I'll preach it up and down.

I'm sorry. It really just is. Had you had it before with another. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've told that story plenty of times. The scrum eating and it just it didn't do it for you the way. Oh, it did. But I mean, I just didn't.

This one was particularly artistic with her abilities. Oh, wait, can you break that down a little more? Like, sure. What was what was so like different? I mean, you can't. How do you describe a rainbow? Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah.

It's you can't. It's just the thing. You just go like, wow, you're good at that. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Are you keeping in contact with this angel or how does this? Yeah, I mean, I don't. I mean, I don't foresee anything beyond a few more, maybe of these types of

incidents, but you never know. But you know what it is? Here's the thing. I don't want to dissuade people out there because just because we are in Operation Warp Speed does not mean that we have reached all 90 100% efficiency yet. We have not reached that. So is there such thing as a badge?

More experiments will be needed. Is there such thing as a bad scrum eating? Is there such I haven't come across one. I mean, if they do it, I think I think the A for effort all the time. Yeah. I don't know how you could be bad at it other than just being maybe too timid or just so it's just like, don't even bother. Do you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, that's how I feel. Don't even bother. Don't even bother if you're not going to commit to the game. If you're not going to really do it. I don't want. So how many milligrams would I mean, just do 10 and you'll forget about it. Take a zany and just be like, I don't even remember doing that. You wake up, you have a little chocolate stash and then you're like, what happened

last night? His browns are just so gnarly though. Today's probably not the best day with the colonoscopy tomorrow. But that is the best day here. Can I tell you why I know it's the best day for me? You know what it is the best day? I don't need often like you mentioned. So if I know this might occur, I don't need it for the day.

And I make sure I go really in there. I get right up in there, clean it all out. You know what? That's when a washcloth comes in handy. You want to poo poo your washcloth, call them for poor people. It's for preparing your bee hole to get wrecked. That's what a washcloth is for. And then you throw it in the trash because it's a little piece of cloth and who gives

a shit? You don't want to wash that. It's got poopy on it. Throw it in the garbage and get another one. So you really scrub your asshole those days though. If you know what's happening. Oh God yeah. You get a brillo pad in there.

Get up inside. The thing is though, what was different about this woman that you think you felt comfortable enough to... Just the sexual connection for that time, yeah. You think so? You think it was all sexual or was there an emotional component where you trusted her? I mean sure, I trusted her. Once a girl is like step one, I'm going to eat your ass.

You know, all the cards are on the table. Right. You don't really have much to live up to once a... Did you know that was going to happen? I mean, yes and I mean I did and I didn't. Girls say things. But she had said though? I wasn't going to be like, you said you were going to...

You have a contract with these text messages where you said... But she had mentioned that she was going to do it? Yes. Oh wow. And then did it and then once that happens, it's almost like you can let your guard down in every other capacity. It's like you just enjoyed eating my ass. And therefore, I can't really disappoint you in this interaction that we have together.

So it's as if she was really into consuming everything you had to offer and even her thing of like... That is one way to put it. I want to taste your cum. Do you think that it... Like do you know what I mean? She wanted to consume you so completely that maybe you felt so comfortable with her. Like she wants this.

Yes, no for sure. She wants to make Josh. She really... That's just like a lot of it. Desires you. A hundred percent. That's everything about it. She gave my brain a boner because she would be like, your dick's so great, blah blah blah,

like complimentary. Complimentary. Yeah. I did that for you guys. You got it. So upsetting. But yes, no, those things go a long way. I don't like the ones that are like, your dick's tiny and shit like that.

You know, they try to like neg you by being like, you're fucking balls everywhere. Like that dominatrix you guys want to go see on Two Bears Live. The first second she was like, she like hit me and then called me a bitch or whatever. I would have maybe punched her. I would have like... Yeah, I think so. I don't like those things. You're not supposed to do that.

I don't think you're right for that. No, that's not my speed. Fucking bitch. Were you calling me? The first time I go, hit me with that paddle again and we're going to have more than words. Yeah. Yeah, because I think the move there is like the people... I don't really like the...

I'm not into the degrading either. No, no. But I understood the environment. But I think the guys that really like that, really like it, like they want her to be like, you're a fucking loser. Yeah, I know. And I'm not kink-shaming. I just, it's not my speed.

I don't relate to that. I liked this instance where it was like very flowery and nice, but also savage as fuck. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. It was a real yin and yang. Interesting. Because you've had savagery before. It's not as though...

Yeah, just sometimes you come across the real unicorn though. Yeah, like she made you feel so accepted. Maybe that allowed you to be free. Yeah. I think the key is that a savage who's also... Like you said, because she was complimentary to you. Yeah. That's what you need.

You need... I think so. And this is going to be the key to making you just everywhere. I think that is the key. Yeah. And then more reps. So yeah, we have to keep experimenting. An experiment's not over for sure.

We don't want to go back in a lockdown where there's no come and we just have no come. We want to keep progressing so that we can get all the... Okay, you come. Yeah. So... Well, this is huge. Yeah, if you're a lady out there and you have the opportunity to be with Mr. Josh Potter, you need to know, be an animal.

Lots of compliments. Yes. Don't get crazy with the compliments either, by the way. Because they do me. I go, shut up, all right. Like, that's... Come on. Show me that you like me.

But you believed her that she wanted to taste your shit. Show me that you like me. Well, yeah. She proved it. She showed me. She wasn't stingy. Yeah. She did show you where she likes you.

That's where it spits. Yeah, she showed me where it spits, too. I was just about to say. That's so great. I do all the things back, too. I did the scrum back. You might like that. No.

Oh, you scrummed it back. Hell yeah, dog. And was she performative when you did that? What do you mean by that? Like, oh, you know. Oh, yes. Very flowery language in that department. Loud, vocal.

Wow. Yeah. Good for you, man. No, it was fun. I can't even imagine. Like, I just... I didn't know that was the position. You don't have to imagine.

I could lay on my back and put my legs and show you. No. I'm trying to see... It was an odd one. Just stand. I was standing. That's what I mean. Like a naked standing Josh Potter.

Like next to a tree. Like, I was about to be like, all right. You know, like leaning up against a tree kind of thing. Like, were you about to shit in a hole? Yeah. Like squatting over her face. Yeah. That is so cool.

So wait, when you're... I was watching football. When you're squatting... I was watching football. Is your dick... Are you facing... So that your balls are on her nose or like on her chin? What do you mean?

When you're squatting over her mouth? Yeah, my balls are like on her neck and shit this way. Because it's like... She's dangling over the bed so her head is back. Right. Okay, okay. So your balls are up here. That's a common posish.

Yeah. What is that? What do they call that? Yeah. I don't know. I want you to see it in my throat. That kind of shit. And you're watching football as it happens?

Yeah, I did. I watched football. Wow. That was pretty cool. Suck it dry. You never did that spot that... All the time. Yeah.

Well, then there you go. You're right there. Yeah, we're right there. You're right there. It's right there. Your nose is already there. What do you think? I mean, it's like you're saying, I don't want to go to Jerusalem, but you're going to fucking

Israel and it's like you can just stand and, you know what I'm saying? On that note, I think... We're going to Palestine. I feel sad. I don't know. You can explain it better. There you go. Watch The Josh Potter Show.

Listen to it. Rate, review, and subscribe. It drops on our YouTube channel every Tuesday at 6 a.m. Thank you, Josh. Thanks to you. Thanks, Josh. I'm glad you came. I'm me too.

Well, I couldn't be happier for Josh. I mean, that is just great. It sounds like somebody actually made him come. Yes. Wow. It's a great story and just in time for the holidays. Just in time for the holidays. And I think it gives a lot of people out there hope, not just that they can come, but that

they can make Josh come if they ever meet him. Well, 2020 has been... You know the secret to the formula now. Yeah. It's such a depressing year. It's good to know that there's some bright light at the end of this tunnel here. Some uplifting video. Yeah.

Happy Comes Giving. Yeah. And it is beautiful and hopefully it's a story you can share with your family at the table this year. I, and this year was really tough for him and you can end it on this beautiful note. And you know that you need to eat this. Isn't that funny that the scrum eating is what tied it all together? Yeah.

I didn't hear that. All I know is that it sounded to me just like a nice lady that he had an emotional connection with, not so much the scrum because he's had his scrum eaten by other ladies before. I don't think there was a single emotion involved. No correlation between scrum and bagarque. Thank you. Okay. Let's see what's in the curation folder this week.

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We tried to support your business. Everybody's all like Joe Biden's now our president, man Joe Biden ain't our president yet. We got lawsuits, Trump's got lawsuits, everybody's like Trump 2020, fuck that, Trump for life. Why is he so little emotion? I don't know and why is his beard so thin at the bottom? He said fuck that. Yeah. Well, and his beard hair, don't you notice that it's like, it is, it's not coming in well.

Yeah, it's very sparse at the end. He should trim it. I'm going to give you that. Right? He should trim his beard. Yeah, and I don't know. The emotion list is like whatever. Yeah.

That's, yeah. You see, suppose if I talk like this and I move to Australia, nobody would recognize it. I don't really talk like this. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. It's fucking trippy.

Really good post. Thank you. Yeah. Thanks for pulling that. I just like, I really like the angle on this one and it's an interesting question and you know. Yeah. Jesus.

Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus.

Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus.

Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Like, if my dog did that, I wouldn't trim my dog's nails. Yeah, that was pretty scary. That's for the groomer. And then he pulled away and was like I'll trim my own nails. You see what he did that up there.

Yeah. I'm just kidding, do it my nails. I mean, your dog should not be growling at you like that. You've got a serious fucking problem with that dog. He doesn't like those clippers. The dog, it's wild. He's been hurt before. Fuck.

Yeah, it's pretty Yeah, I need to snuggle with a little bit of snuggle fuck. Is that a thing? Yeah. These are the horny lady talks. Yeah. Would you fuck her? Yeah.

She's not that bad. She's not that bad. She's not that bad. She's not that bad. She's not that bad. I'll give her what she's asking for. Yeah. A little snuggle.

Ugh. Ugh. It's better than that. Jesus. Ugh. What does that description say? It says, if you go down, fucking with my step-grandma, both orgasms. Oh, God.

What's she saying, babe? What's she say? Pull that back. I can't make it out. It's not fresh. Do you want chicken or pork? Ugh. Hi.

Yes, I would love to do a video using neo pronouns for those of you who want to use them. What? And then this is also a great video for everyone to watch because not a lot of us have heard people use neo pronouns in context. Oh, neo. So this is just a good one to hear what it sounds like. So there are like millions of options for neo pronouns. A lot of people even like make up their own ones.

I'm just going to do some of the popular ones. Thank you. Start with it. Hello. It would really like a vanilla cone with chocolate sprinkles. And it would really like it in a bowl if you can do that with a spoon. It's just less messy the way. All right.

We appreciate it. So another one I wanted to do was hue. It's hue-hues-cume. And it kind of is short for human, which I really like because I just identify as a human. I don't really have the gender identity right now. But it would sound something like this. Hue would really like a vanilla cone. I'll get it to hue.

Thank you. So did you know that you can go to the DMV and declare your gender as an X now? Yeah. Like the DMV will honor. So maybe, I don't know if you're allowed to now change it to hue-hue. I think the real issue with hue is it sounds like you're saying hue. So if you said hue would like some ice cream, it sounds like saying hue would like ice cream and the person would be like, no, no, no.

What do you want? Oh, hue would like, oh, his name is hue. Right. Hue's hue. Yeah. I'm hue. I mean, you know, it's fine. It seems like you're creating more trouble for yourself.

It's a lot. It's a lot. You know, and I, it just seems that these younger people are trying to differentiate themselves in the world. You know, I think it's similar to being goth, you know, when you're like, um, like if someone had given me the opportunity at 16 to change my identity to vampire, I would have. Yeah, of course. I would have been like, undead, immortal, absolutely.

Yeah. You know? I mean, she seems like, I'm sorry, hue seems like a very nice person. Right. Yeah. Very sweet. Um, and the, you know, trying to, to give an example that people can understand, which I, I get that what, what they're saying with that.

Yeah. Um, I've not heard anybody say hue or it's. No. When they're like, it would like. It. I mean, that sounds demeaning to me. Yeah. I agree.

It sounds. What would it like? Low self-esteem. It is. It sounds like you're not talking about a person. Yeah. But, but yeah, no, keep doing this. So the mainstream media just declared.

Uh-oh. The projected winner. And now the storm signs have gone off. Uh-oh. I hope y'all are happy. The world is now officially ending. That's pretty cool. Mm-hmm.

There's. Hue is really intense right here. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of blowback on Biden winning. A lot of those talks. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

I thought those are pretty funny. Those are pretty. That was pretty great. Yeah. Now fucking the storms are coming. Yeah. It's apocalyptic. Husband.

Aaron. Say hi. Hello. Boyfriend. What's up? Right. Ryan. What's up?

These. These are my babies. I know. Yeah, that's good. I know. How is this worse than the heavy stuff? I'd rather watch heavy clips. See, and I would rather watch these, which are emotionally challenging, because like,

I like to think about why it bothers me. Like, why was I so annoyed? Like, why is this so annoying? I think it's just, it's like nanny nanny poo poo. Yeah. I mean, it's annoying because it's like. This is my husband. I'm my father.

Like, I don't care. Because no one, it's not important. No. No, but she's. Fucking gross. Yeah. And they're gross. I think that's what it is too.

Kind of gross. 20 bucks. They're really sweaty. Whoa. Yeah. So that girl just sold her sweaty socks to a dude for $20. On the side of the street? Yeah.

On TikTok. It's a thing now. It's a rolling cock where guys are buying, I know. Sweaty socks from girls. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. All right.

Yeah. We encourage you to do it. Make your money. Get your money. Get your scratch girls. Go for it. I will say this though. There is a part where she goes.

Watch that. Like it's like a question. 20 bucks. Right there. They're really sweaty. But that's, oh, you're going to give it to me? You got to get the, you got to get the money. You get money first.

Yeah. See, she gave over the goods. Yeah. Bad idea. Show me the scratch. Without, you know. Yeah. Hookers always take money first, right?

And then right there and she's giving away the candy. I don't know. And then. He could drive away. Exactly. I thought that was what we were about to see. She goes 20 bucks. Like you agree?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then hands it over. No, no. You need to be like, let me see that 20. Wow. She's inexperienced.

Well, keep on selling them. Keep making that money. Jeez. Hey, Mama, I think I'd like to start using gender neutral pronouns. Oh, sure, sweetie. Do you mean like gender non-binary? Yeah, I think so. That was so brave of you to tell me.

How do you feel about being non-binary? I don't know. Confused? I'm really nervous of what my friends will think. And I don't want anyone to bully me. You know, you don't have to tell other people right away. You can wait until you're ready. No, I want to tell them.

And my squirrel. I'd like them to use their pronouns. You know, that could get really confusing. Have you thought about using something like Z? No. I like they, them for sure. They, them. It just feels right.

Okay, sweetie. But it might take me a while to get it right. You've been a boy as long as I've known you. That's okay. I understand. Hey, how about a pronoun jar, like a swear jar? You mean you put in a coin every time you mess up? Exactly.

So, these are videos made by this mother and son. And they explained to you how you should, should have dialogues about their pronouns with your children. Like this is an ideal conversation that we should be having with our kids. Yeah. If they come. You know how weird, how jarring it is for me to go from my dick being all hard, from sweaty socks, and to this woman or a child.

Could you not do that to me? Yeah. So, okay. I mean, how complicated is it to be a kid these days? Jeez. It seems like a lot. Wasn't this complicated? You know, I have a question for you.

Sure. How are you going to handle one of your children saying like this to you? A hundred, okay. Here's what I'm going to do. Because I actually, I think about it. Because you actually, I think this is like a real thing for you. This is a trigger in a way. It's interesting to me.

It's interesting because I wonder if it's what it is. What is this? Because I've never encountered this before. Is it something entirely new for me? What is this? Is it real? Is this just like, are these kids that are just going to end, are some of them are genuinely art transgendered?

Some of them are maybe just gay and they're figuring out, like, oh, maybe I'm non-binary first, and then I'll transition to being fully gay later. I don't know what it is, so I'm really perplexed. But to answer your question, if one of my kids decides to do this pronoun stuff, I'll be like, yeah, dude, I mean, look, just know that if you're going to come out as Zimzur Zay, you got to explain that shit to your grandparents on Thanksgiving. And if you're bold enough to explain that shit to your granddad and your grandma and your aunts and your uncles, then like, yeah, you can be Zimzur Zay.

You can be Neo. But they'll explain it. I think they would explain it. Right. You know what I mean? You said it like, you said it like, if you're daring enough, but I think that they would though, right? Like, the grandparents just going to be like, why?

But they'll still tell. They would tell them. What do you think? Yeah. But I'm saying like, this kid's like, I'm afraid of being bullied. Like, well, you can't expect the world to conform to what you're doing. So if you're going to be that, just be prepared to take the fucking heat from it. You know what I mean?

Like if you're going to make other people call you by pronouns and Hugh, he and Zeezo's eyes and Zeezo's eyes, they'll like, just know that it's going to come with some static. I got you. Right? Yeah. What do you think? Well, I mean, if one of our kids told me that they want to be they them, I'd be like, okay, okay, sure.

And I think the main thing is that if it were, if it's a kid that's acting out, right, doing it for attention. Yeah. That's right. And if you do that, then it ends real quickly because they'll go like, oh, you didn't make a thing of it. Yeah. So you'll find out if it's genuine or a ploy for attention.

And if it's genuine, then you kind of just have to like, right, you just go, yeah, whatever you want. Because I believe there are kids that know really early, like dude, I am not a woman. I'm a girl. I'm a boy. Yeah. And I'm him, her. I don't know.

I'm just, this stuff does trigger me because I think when it triggers me is when it gets enacted into laws, like for instance, being able to go to DMV and be like, I'm a, I'm ex now, like, okay, now that's a legal status. Yeah. And now like, there could be lawsuits that come about because you didn't respect my ex status or medical things. Like, so when that person goes to a doctor, they have to disclose that they were born female. You know what I'm saying?

Because it impacts your medical stuff. Yes. But that's a biological thing that's not gender identity. Right. But if you're saying like, I'm, I was born a male and now I'm a woman or whatever. Yeah. Like you're, but you're born biologically something, even though you might feel a different way. Right.

So like, if you're saying there's, there's all kinds of legalities and questions that come from this stuff. It's not as easy as just saying, I'm this new thing. Why not? Right. Exactly. Why not? Hi, I'm a little nice to meet you.

I like to use past fires. I like to color. And I also like to watch TV shows and also things that pertain to being a child. These are littles. Um, this guy I follow and he likes to put a passie in his bearded mouth and act like a little kid from time to time. That's hard to get mad because Trump lost. Oh, really?

That was the same thing in 2016. Remember? Yeah. There's that famous one of the person, the girl screaming and crying. Yeah. It's the same. It's always going to go back and forth. What?

You want to watch me go poop? Yeah. Why? Because. No. Yeah. No. Yeah, mom.

No. Yeah. You don't want to see me poop. I do. I just felt like this was a scene out of our home. It is. Yeah. Kids want to see you poop.

All the time. They do. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. That's a cop, right? What the fuck? I don't know what's going on there, but there's a girl in a car and she's just chilling and this guy is taking a full bat to the window and I'm like, I don't know what the fuck.

Did that guy have a uniform on? Am I wrong? I don't know. Aren't there people behind him? Like gathered around? Scrub backwards. Let's see. Like that.

I don't know if that's a badge. Maybe that's like a football. It's like a football jersey. Like a soccer jersey or something. Are they doing like a, what's it called? You know, like a display thing? A test or something? Like, check out this new bulletproof glass.

Something like, because look at his people over his shoulder, just like, and she's so chill. Is the emblem on the window? Does that match his shirt? That could. So yeah. Oh, maybe so. This is a demonstration.

A demo. Yeah. That's way cooler. Yeah. P5 Max. Yeah, it is. Yeah. Okay.

Oh yeah. Because that person's like taking photos. She's like, I'm fine. She's like, la, la, la. She's way too calm for that to be happening. Yeah. Fine. This is 10 weeks.

It has everything. Yeah. It's all it has to do is get bigger. Yeah. Breakfast, lunch, dinner. You know what? I don't believe you really feel this way about what you're saying. I believe that you value human life because you're a human being and God created you.

So this woman is protesting, you know, an abortion protester and this girl is looking at these little fetus models going, breakfast, lunch, snack and dinner. She's fucking with her, which is so funny. It is. It is. It's a funny thing to say. Yeah. That's funny.

This is a death talk. This is a death talk. Why are we watching this one? I don't know. Why would they do that? I'm supposed to send that just to Josh Potter. I've been doing this for a while. I think I'm supposed to send that to Josh Potter.

I've been sending him death talks, but there's a whole lane on TikTok now. People dying on TikTok. Okay, thanks. It's pretty wild. Thanks. Yeah. You guys think I'm the psycho? I thought it was kind of cool.

Okay. So I think getting a lot of questions, if all of the Lennons stay in the casket once the service is done, the answer is yes. So what I'm actually going to do and show you today is actually how I close up a casket after the service is complete. Not every funeral home does it this way. Not every funeral director does it this way. I just like doing it this way.

It's her way doing it. This is the apron. Oh, my God. This one keeps the linen that covers the underside of the casket. Why is it this way? I couldn't tell you. It's just the way things are nowadays, especially here in the South. Do I fold up my apron?

Okay. Did they use it for the next person? Oh, no. I keep it there. The lack of the person. She's like to cover his boner because he's super hard from when he died. So yeah, this is the funeral home's TikTok. That's kind of interesting.

It is interesting. I don't think the deathbed hungry person was interesting, but I think a funeral home is interesting. I just wanted to set you at that one. It was so sad that poor old lady is staring off. What the fuck is wrong with you? It's called payback for making me watch the old guy fuck that young hot girl. Marriage tip from a divorce attorney.

Do not start speaking to your ex-boyfriend or girlfriend on social media behind your spouse's back because usually that leads to an affair which leads to a divorce. Great tip. I just thought I'd share that one too. It's kind of nice. I just dropped that one in there. Just for us. Who are you laughing at?

Who are you laughing at? Don't fucking laugh at me. You've just never crashed into me. Wow. Yeah, I thought you liked that because it's confrontation. Very. I like confrontations. Yeah.

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Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. That's it? Yeah.

There's no more of that? That's how the talk rolls, my man. I mean, that was pretty crazy, right? That was amazing. Yeah. You want to watch it again? Yes. Oh my God.

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Oh my God. I don't understand. There's so many different voices. I think that's audio that's been looped over that. It's audio that goes to something else and they perhaps reused it. They do it a lot on TikTok. It's a thing that they repurpose audio, but that audio does match that. No, for a frame it does.

At one point it does. Like the second round of like audio, it sounds like you hear wind and it sounds like it's that guy. I think the original audio is still in this. Right. They just added it. People added it and then like a woman screaming, it doesn't really add up, but that's cool and if you can tell us more about this, we'd love to hear it and we'd love to see the full

video. Oh my God. Woman is at her peak 24-25. That's when she's her hottest man's sexual marketplace value doesn't peak until she's about 35. It's a really important concept for you because it lets you know you're just getting started. She may be in her part of years riding a carousel, monkey branching, having a good time, but as soon as she hits her wall and she's on her way down, that's when you're on your way up.

Kind of wish I knew that when I was younger. I thought my prime was 25. I'm 40. My sexiest man. I just thought he was a super cool guy. He's very cool. And he reminds me of the butt guy. He does.

He has his vibes. Yeah. He just was an eye-oldest lady with kind of a flat ass. Nice tits though. And then he's like, all right, I'm going to go. Yeah. Cool video, man. He's got that similar energy to him.

Yes. And I would argue that a woman's value, I'd say peaks of 28 and then goes down 24-25 is a bit high. I mean, low. Sorry. I would say 28 is like, and then it goes down. I would say financially 40 is a good number, not physically. Physically 30s.

30. 35 is the male peak. I believe he says that. He's like, 40. I'm I'm hot shit. I see a male athlete, you know, in like the very physically demanding, you know, sports considered the male athlete peaks at 28, 29. Oh, wow.

Yeah, I guess all humans. Is that a good number? 28, that's when you can be like at your fittest, strongest, quickest, like all that recover, still recover from like the demands of those things. And then usually it goes downhill from there. Yeah. Late 20s. Yeah.

But this guy's at his sexiest now and he's 40. He's at his sexiest. It's very cool. I'm starting to get hungry. I'm not going to lie. I'm sorry. I only have a full day to go. I know.

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