Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - 582 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Episode Date: December 16, 2020

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Hello, my jeans above 18. You will notice that today's episode is, in fact, a New Year's episode. We recorded this weeks ago in advance, actually the day of Tom's accident. So that's why you're seeing this. We kind of did it in advance. And this is before he was injured.

So it'll be weird that you'll see this as a New Year's thing. But yeah, what do you think, Nadav? Yeah, you know, we decided to just rearrange the order of some of these just to, you know, I feel like it'd be weird to see Tom healthy, then not healthy, then healthy, then not healthy. So this is true. Yeah.

So we're giving you a little New Year's treat a couple of weeks ahead in advance. A couple of weeks. And you'll get to see what Tommy looks like now next week. It's pretty wild. All right. Enjoy this episode. Bye, guys.

When you put your hands on me, I was like, oh, something's about to break. I'm not supposed to say it because I don't think it was legal. I think I'm kind of passed by now because you're broken. Yeah. I didn't think I needed to see it. I still don't think I need to see it. I was even worse the second time because I knew it was coming.

Thank God I've come in here to clean this bitch up a bit. OK, you come. All right. Happy New Year. Happy New Year, everybody. It's right here. We're about to take it in to 2021. I got to tell you, I'm a little bummed

that we couldn't extend 2020 because this year has ripped. And I wish it never ended. Yeah. You know, Tom, every time people on the internet will be like, oh, 2018 sucks. And remember those times? And it would be because like their favorite movie didn't win the Oscar or something.

And they're like, ah, like this year truly sucked donkey balls. This is a really cool year. There's such a big way. The funny thing was, I don't know if, I mean, I'm not like a numerologist or super into numbers. But I always thought, oh, this sounds really like when we're coming into this year, it sounds really cool. It's 2020.

It sounds, it sounds cool. And I felt like it was going to be just another year. Two in a zero and a two in a zero. I mean, 2020, it sounds. It's a round number. It sounds dope, you know. And then the year started, it was cool. Yeah.

I remember February. February was cool. That was a good time. January, you were, Nadav came back from China around January. Where he ate snake. Where you ate snake. That's. And then, let's see, early March.

I mean, I remember March, I think seventh. I was in Las Vegas. Vegas. And I did a show at the Mirage. I think, yeah, Josh Potter and I did it. And it was really fun, man. It was really fun. I was, I had a contract at the Mirage.

That was neat. To do like a bunch of weekends there. Yeah. And the, so it was the first one. I was like, this is so fun. And Rogan was there. We went out to dinner. We, we went, saw some UFC fight and then flew back from that.

And that weekend, end of the, of the following week, I was supposed to do a show at the store. And that's when they pulled the plug on life. Yeah. March, March seventh was my last show at the ice house. It was bonkers. It was so much fun. It was the most fun I've had.

And I remember I went to see our doctor, Dr. Dick. And I had a physical and I go, hey, I'm thinking about going to Dallas tomorrow. What do you think of that with this virus? And he goes, that's the stupidest question I've ever heard. I go, what about London? I'm supposed to go to London in a month. What about that?

He goes, that's the second dumbest question I've ever heard. It's pretty great, right? And that was it. That was the end of my life. Do you know that yesterday I was actually trying to remember what our lives were like before this? And I had a hard time remembering. Was that, was the doctor like?

Did you have a hard day? Yeah, basically, pretty much. Yeah, it was, it's been kind of crazy. And you know what, I go through this year, I cycle through different ways of dealing with it. I go through alcohol, pot, food, sleep, exercise temporarily. Jay in it.

And then, you Jay your deal at? Sometimes. What were you doing? No, no, it's like, it's all those emotions. I mean, eating, sleeping. I didn't really get into booze. I definitely got into, got into edibles more. Then I had big exercise kicks and then, you know, yeah.

It was the roller coaster of not being able to do stand up. Yeah, that was the worst part. Violence, violent fantasies, you know. Wishing I could hurt people, trying to hurt people. And then when they're like, what's your problem? I'm like, I don't get to do stand up, bitch. Your fucking problem. Yeah, that's the biggest loss is definitely stand up.

It was horrible. I was, yeah, I had a whole great tour plan. I was going to follow Bauhaus. Whole bunch of stuff, man. I had a whole bunch of stuff. But here's the thing. I don't want this to be a bummer. We're actually excited to take in the new year.

That's right. We're going to butt fuck the shit out of 2020. There you go. Butt fuck it to death. And we're going to make their 2020s anus prolapse. And we're going to make 2021 kiss it and then take it over. That's what's up.

Come into the next year. This year's going to fuck so hard. You're going to wish it was 2022. And I'll tell you this. I do want to express genuine gratitude, though, for amazing, amazing fans. You guys made this like an incredible community where we look forward to doing these podcasts every week.

The live shows completely blew our minds. So much fun. Well, that is the blessing in the skies, if you will, was that I feel as though we got closer with the YMH family. I feel as though when all this stuff first hit the fan, I remember very clearly you and I walking around our neighborhood when the orders came down

that we were to be quarantining and staying in our homes. And our first reaction, you and I, was to go, we need to do a show. We need to make a show now and address what's happening and get together with our community in a weird way. And Sam Tripoli came on and who was the actress, the adult? Alexis Fox.

She was excellent. And she was amazing. Doctor, excuse me, Dr. Alexis Fox. She was fantastic. And then, no, then we did that. And also, it's funny because our main concern, we immediately were like, well, we can't do stand-up. And they're like, it's not going to happen.

And then the next thing we were just like, how do we keep doing the podcast? Because at least here, they were like, you're not going to be able to go anywhere. So we brought all kinds of equipment to our home. We were going to have a mobile setup. Yeah, we didn't know what the fuck was going to happen. But anyway, we're here, we're gay,

and we're going to live long. So because HIV doesn't kill you anymore. So now let's play an opening clip to take you in to 2021 with an unstable man in a parking lot. One of the staples of this show. Here we go. Why are you keep putting your black hookers on me, playing me like a rapist in these streets, bud?

What? Why are you keep putting your rapists on me, Mr. KKK? Now your hooker was playing a game at the bus stop across the street. She's a nasty hooker, sir. She's in the gang. So why are you keep putting your hookers on me? What's up, rat ass, Uncle Tom, nigger?

This is big time. Happy new year. Happy new year. Yo, mama, the fuck is there? Welcome, welcome, welcome to your mom's house with Tom Segura, Tom Segura, and Christina Pajitza, Christina Pajitza. Welcome to your mom's house.

Meow, meow. Wow. That guy was pretty cool. What I liked about it, Tom, is that- There was to be clear. So many moments. There was a big word in there, but I think that he is one of the persuasion

where he could say it. He had the voice like that. Oh, you think you can tell by his voice that he was of what? He's black. Okay. Yeah, yeah, the guy's speaking. What do you think?

Yeah, the guy's speaking. What do you think? Right? Oh yeah, I think so. Yeah. Okay. Well- But still, I mean, it wasn't like cool, cool.

He wasn't like a chill guy saying it. No, and do you think there really was a hooker? I do think that the white guy looked like, like he looked like extra crackery. Yeah. And like he didn't belong wherever he is. Like he seems out of play. He's like-

And now I don't trust white people as much as I used to. Oh, really? What happened? I feel like this year I just, I have a bigger distrust of like, like crackery white people. Yeah.

I mean, this guy, I'm just saying that he just seems like a real- Maybe Donald Trump ruined it for me. Really? Yeah. Like I hate the man a lot more than I used to. Oh, Gavin Newsom. That's why.

Cause like watching him- That's a real pivot from Donald Trump. Right. But it's because I was really thinking about Newsom. Oh. How he's telling us- Don, you're back in the fold. You're back in the fold.

You're fine. Whenever he was like tweeting that we should be wearing our masks in between taking bites for Thanksgiving and then he's at a restaurant endorsing, I'm like- I hope that this year haunts his political aspirations. I hope so too. I do. I really do.

I hope that Newsom, because it's obvious he wants to be president and will run. Ew. And I hope it doesn't work out. I hope that your dream is crushed. For the new year. Fuck you. And that's our prediction for 2021.

That's one of the many predictions that we have. It was what? For 2021, that you'll crush his political career. That I will. You'll be crushing the hoax on him. I won't. I'm not doing anything to you. But that your hoax, your hex wish.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not hoax. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, public eye number one. Yeah, he's a piece of shit. Gavin Newsom. Yeah, this guy done the parking lot.

Pretty cool. Cause I think the white guy is just sitting there and I think it's not the neighborhood he lives in. And that guy is like, what are you doing? Trying to get hooked? Maybe he is eyeballing, waiting for a hooker or something. But it's always cool. He's definitely ruining whatever moment

that guy was gonna have. That guy's like, all right, I'm going to this neighborhood and then this guy's like videotaping him. Like, hey, Mr. Klansman. You're like, ah. Well, this is kind of a fed smoker move. Yeah. Mr. KKK.

Yeah. Is this a new fed smoker? And also like to be a white guy in a parked car and have a black guy be like, Mr. KKK. You're like, can I just, can I just be alone? I know. You know, he's like, I don't want you to say that any louder. Well, I would be so offensive too if someone said that to you.

Wouldn't you be so hurt? You're like, wait a minute. Of course. I'm doing not, guys. Of course, there's more. Man, y'all is retarded at me, but don't nobody see y'all playing with a middle-ear man on KKK.

Yeah. KKK standing, putting his hook on me, playing at that damn bus stop over there. Yeah. Putting this nasty, used to fashion hook on me. Broke hooker. Sucking on the fake game, them was big. They are playing the game, folks.

This shit ain't nothing but a game, people, in these Memphis streets. They are playing the game, folks. Yeah. Broke hooker. Broke G-hole hooker. And how about that poor hooker? With the KKK.

Leave her alone. They are playing a game, folks. Yeah. I mean, first of all. He's reading into this. What an accent. That's a Memphis swag on that. But also, I realize that the lady's just waiting for the bus.

That's true, I don't think. You know, I'm beginning to think he's reading into the situation. I'm beginning to think that he's a little unstable. Yeah, me too. This is not. And I don't like his camera work either. I don't care for it.

No, it's not good cinematography. Too herky-jerky. Yeah. It's a same. She's a nasty hooker, sir. Hooker, sir. Yeah. What a beautiful clip to start the new year on.

Your hooker was playing a game at the bus stop, problem screen. Man, y'all is retarded. So, yeah, pretty cool. Nice. So, let's, before we jump into 2021, recap some of the most exciting and fun things that happened here on your mom's house this year.

We really, really had huge, huge, huge year. Amazing things happened. Amazing drops and clips. Of course, one of the most horrific things that happened is that the man that so many look to as an inspiration and as a leader, really one of the flagship people that has come from this show. How do you get a job here, you fuckface?

Is allegedly dead. You remember that we were all stunned to learn on one, I think it was in February. Wasn't it like right before this end of February that Fed Smoker, episode 538, it says here, and there's the Fed, there's the Cho-Mobile, died on the side of the road in Arizona. I'm not sure if that was the correct date,

but I felt like it was before, yeah, February 12th. Look at that, that's when it came out. And at least he died hydrated because he's got that jug of water in his hand. I don't think that's water, but, but the theories have continued since his alleged passing that he's still out there and that he might be the origin of the virus,

that he might have the cure within him. And the cool thing is because he started 38 YouTube accounts, there's never an end to the amount of footage we have of Connell E. Peterson. And yeah, we will honor him, we will protect him, and we will absolutely keep bringing the best of Connell to you through this show. Touch my camera through the fence, you faggot.

So he's a, yeah. He's a special cool guy that, you know, I feel like 2020 was also the year of the cool guy. There were so many memorable cool guys, and the Fed smoker Elaine was a different one. He was more about confronting police, finding chomos, going out there, getting into it. Getting the stamp on your face

and keeping communities safe by harassing those who are minding their own business. Like he really did it all. Yeah, but the one that really captured my heart and my imagination of all the cool guys was Norman Pigtit Somerton. Yeah. I think, I don't think I'd ever,

I'd never seen anybody like him. We've covered a lot of cool guys on this show. We sure have, yeah. But there was nobody quite like him because he was so pure in his love of fetish. Oh, nobody like him. Nobody. Pigtit.

Yeah. No one ever, no one ever said that before. Nobody. These titties, hey. Yeah. I mean, Robert Paul Champagne also carries that type of passion for what he's into. But Norm was like a real gift.

Poutine. Yeah, and we actually remember, well, let me see if we can. Poutine makes me smile every time. Oh, deviance, his pig, Norman Somerton in his tit cups. And in his babies for seven hours now. Seven hours. Look at these things. I mean, this guy, as many of you discovered,

is a real outlier. I mean, this guy, he's so hardcore into this lifestyle that you're drawn, of course, you see the tats, and then you see the tits and the cups. And then he evolved into getting the crazy pig tattoo on his head, which is actually beautiful artwork. We actually had the tattoo artists on the- That's right, Tom.

We did interview him. Yeah, we talked to him and then Norm, oh, sorry. So the handle on Instagram is D-I-N-Y-E-R-O, Derek Young, D-I-N-Y-E-R-O. He's the one who did Norm's tattoos. He also then got a cock sucking, a pig eating a rooster, right? Like a pig sucking a cock, essentially.

On the side of his head, enormous. And then Norm would go through these spirals, right? This cyclical behavior where he would pig out on his deviance and then he would feel shame and go away and go to church and- It's almost as though he was in his own quarantine year. Because I feel that I go through those exact same spirals of overeating, over drinking, and then I sleep too much

and then I reign it in and I, you know- It's all very relatable except that his is just more, you know, it's on display and it's more like in hyperdrive. Wait, what gear is that? That's definitely sixth gear, yeah, he's- Imagine a pig with tits. I can't. Well, it's time to take him off and have a shower

because pig is starting to stick on the house. Yeah, he's a sweet guy. Sweet man. Oh, look at those. I like to see them without the cups. Like I wonder what, I'd like a before shot. Look at these titties, hey. Look at these titties.

Titty, titty, titty, titty, titty. I know I did that. Yeah, the rebuye did that on the song. I'm hanging on to them, I'm hanging on to me. Yeah. I'm talking about a rancid piece of bacon. He is a rancid piece. And I love that he's self-aware,

he knows what he's into. Yeah, he's awesome. This is the year too that I had learned about tit cups. I'd never seen them before, I'd never experienced them, and then we ordered an entire set. We got like, well first we got the cheapies. We got the Costco cups. I didn't know, I ordered them on Amazon, guys.

And then we were like, let's break out the plastic and get some real fucking tit cups, some industrial European tit cups. I had ordered them from Germany, and I spent about almost $1,000 on those tit cups. I did not know that, but worth every penny. Well, Annick, it's a write-off, you know, it's a business expense.

Yeah, I don't know what accounting we'll say, but. Tick cups. Yeah, they didn't ask like, hey, are these for your show or are these personal? They were just like, oh, they like their tit cups. But yeah, it was amazing to have those tit cups here. Now, for me personally, it's no question that my absolute, absolute favorite part

of this entire year was. Let me see all that time. I had a feeling you'd say that. Finding Leo at Asner. I mean. Are you like. You got that beautiful mouth. Yeah, I mean, I so fell in love with this guy.

I love these videos. I love the drops. I love the story. You know, I mean, the only. It's a love story. The only like sad part was knowing that he was also no longer with us, because I would love to have talked to this guy.

Yeah. But these videos were amazing. Right, before you come, yeah, I'll swallow if I want to. I have no problem in swallowing. Oh, man. I'd stop for a minute and I'd put a big hickey on your inner thigh there and just suck on that and make it nice and red.

Let you remember me after I'm gone. Oh, man. I mean. Jesus. I would watch these videos at home. I know. I would, I would hit up Nadal like, send me this, send me that, send me the video file of this.

And then, because the thing is to me, what excites me the most is, you know, it's kind of like a ridiculous video, but the clarity of what he's saying. Because I love audio drops. And like the first time I saw this, I was like, oh, we just hit a goldmine. I mean, there's just so much, you know, it's like.

And also too, may I say that at first blush, you know, sometimes these clips take time to breathe. Yeah, exactly. Like a fine wine. The first time we saw a Robert Paul champagne, you're like, there's just a weird guy. You're just blown away by it. Yeah.

And you don't get into the little nuances of what makes it great. Like an onion and then you peel back layers and layers and now there's who's mark. And when he's coming up in May and then you get like the whole, you know, just the aesthetic craziness of like a guy wearing a headset, you know, who's like in his 60s and shirtless and overweight and the way that he's sex talks, you know, I'm gonna get hard till I'm ready to come.

He's too explicit. Come on, Mark. Don't be stingy with it. You're come. Why would he be stingy with it? Like, who's gonna hold back when they're ejaculating? Hey, do you have a, you got a big dick? Well, it's normal size.

Okay. And then you see it and it's not. It's not that big. It's not that big. Well, and don't forget the great music to come this year. The many songs devoted to it. Well, that's the thing is that this led to one of the real, real hits of the year.

Let me see if that one is. There's so, so many hits. Don't be stingy by Hendo. You listen to this so many times. Oh, so many times. I used to get tagged in so many stories and every time. I'll tell you a minute. See, he's got it.

Your balls in my mouth. Put your balls in my mouth. Make it just, just come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come. Yeah, I'll swallow if I want to. Yeah, I'll swallow if I want to. Put a big hickey on your inner thigh there and make it nice and red.

Well, it's normal size. It's not that big. It's not that big. So every time I got tagged in a story, somebody would be in their car listening to this song and they record it and they'd always have their girl with them and they would show the girl who's like, I know, like the girl's driving. She's like, turn this off.

A story of my life. Because you you and no lie, like this is not an exaggeration. You did play that song on a loop in our house. I got obsessed with the kids around in the car. It was like constant, constant at Asner. You really were taken with him. Yeah. And I think what I was taken most by is his literalness

and his lack of flowery language. Like he's so literal with his sex talk that it's like you're buying insurance. Yeah, like, who says that? Who would ever? I don't know. I mean, and then he also had he had the orgasm of the year. Oh, I can feel it. Oh, that's gonna be good. And I love here's the thing.

The other element of why I love that this clip upsets people, you know, like, I love that somebody is like, I was enjoying things until you did that. That's always a fun thing to know. It is fun for you. Yeah, it doesn't. I don't get it as much as I ruining people's days as you. Yeah, I love doing that. Yeah, I I'm more of a Norm Summerton team where I like to uplift people.

I like the gross out stuff. I like to gross people. This could fall into that category. Now, I will say that Ed Asner's orgasm put next to Robert Paul Champaign's the get all right. Yeah, actually. Remember, he goes, Kiaro, that one was even better. Right.

That's where it spits. Yeah, that is so vile. Well, it's not nice. I'll tell you, it's really not a nice sound. But yeah, I mean, I could listen to it over and over and over and over and over. Yeah, you did. Yeah, it's really good. God, I was looking for for the one you just mentioned, but I can't find it.

Is it here? What? Robert Paul. Oh, Kiaro. But imagine him saying, Kiaro. Yeah, I'm going to call him. I love that one. Now, I think why I like that one so much more is that he thinks that that's sexy

because he Robert is sure that it's sexy. Yeah, yes, he is. And Ed Esner has no perception that it's sexy. He has no game because, you know why, Leo here hasn't been sexually active, like participating, hasn't been with people, men in maybe like a decade or more. So his all his like game, the reason it's so like elementary is because he hasn't engaged, so he has that's why he's like, I'll massage your asshole. Come, you come.

That's why he's like, I don't know. Those are the things that you do, right? Yeah, he's such a military guy about it, which makes sense because he was in the military. So that makes sense. The military military massage, your little massage, like it is. But Robert Paul, I just like because he's such an old queen. And I feel like I'm familiar with that kind of gay guy.

Yeah, like who's just all in. Like he's so in. I'm going to put this in your mouth and you're going to have to suck 00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:00,520 You're going to just suck it dry, Mark. You got that beautiful mouth. And this one, too, does remind me of my father-in-law. So there is that layer.

Yeah. This is imagine Top Dog taught King Nasty. Well, he would, he would exactly do this. Yeah, he would exactly this. First of all, if my mom died tomorrow, my dad, the next day would have a headset and would be in a chat room and be like, let me see it. Let me see those tits. Yeah.

Oh, you got nice boobs. Can I see your bush? Yeah. Okay. You want me to jerk it right here? Yeah, it would be the exact same thing. I agree. I agree.

Give it to me, Mark. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I can feel it. Oh, that's going to be good. Oh, that's going to be good. Anyway, what are my absolute favorite moments of the year? Thank you.

What's another incredible one? Well, this was fantastic. Taylor Tomlinson, who is a great comedian, had her quarter life century special, came out. Quarter life crisis. So, sorry, quarter life crisis came out early. I think it was at the beginning of this year. I know, yeah, Netflix.

Just absolutely killing it, came on here. And we ended the episode, right? Yeah, it came out in February. Quarter life crisis. We ended the episode with that RPC banger that, I think, Fart Simpson and who did he collaborate with? Was it Mr. Clavicles? It was just Fart Simpson.

It was just Fart Simpson. But when they did the video portion. So, he did, Fart Simpson did the song and then they did a video together. But Taylor, you could tell when we, like, because it's really intense and you forget that that is like normal here, right? Well, we don't often have other ladies in the studio put it that way. Yeah, yeah, so Taylor was like, oh, a fan song and then it was like

big black cocks and she was like, her Fart Simpson, AKA DJ Skullvomit, did this song, RPC Only Fans Banger. So, it's going to take us out. Hope you enjoy it and see you next, look at Taylor's face. Big black fucking cocks, big black cocks. Wave is hard sick, baby. Big black cocks, big black fucking cocks. What do you do?

You're like, yeah. Big black cocks, big black fucking cocks. You're like, this is my friend. Come fuck me, motherfucker. Ride my ass like a horse. Yeah. Not a lot of head bobbing. I wanna fuck you.

We're gonna fuck your tongue. Ride my ass like a horse. Yeah. We're gonna fuck the nasty. Yeah. Let's fuck off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You like to fuck come my face, man.

Can I fuck you, motherfucker? Can I fuck you, motherfucker? Fuck it's hot, man. Fuck, fuck, fuck, yeah. Go cheap, go, man. Use this fucking hole, man. Hot, hot, yeah. Where the fuck is fuck, baby?

Officer, come dump your man. Straight, take my fucking body, man. She's like, what happened? Yeah, and then she was like, cool, is this over? But she was great. She was great. It was just funny to see somebody. And then it makes you realize you're like, oh, yeah.

Like, that's not a normal song. It's not a normal song. It's a really good song, though. It's a really good song, though. Fucking Fart Simpson, man. They're so talented. All the people that contribute to this. And Dog really had a great year with us as well.

Oh yeah, let's do the other... Fart Simpson. I mean, if you guys didn't catch the live show, we did a piece on him. So you guys get to see his process. Episode 558 may have had the banger of the year, certainly that won over so many people. And that was Grass Kingdoms.

Oh, come on, man. That's the moment. Oh, so good. And the first time I heard that, it was such a release. I was like, oh, man, all my rage has gone. It was so, so, so funny. It was perfect because Nadav was googling in the first time you played it.

You found the best moment on the show. Yeah, 558 is the episode. 558. And that was so funny. What a great song. Great song. Anything else here? Your googling has not gotten any better,

despite that song. It's true. A couple of your favorite talks. Yeah, so, you know, in the world of tech talks... Which was a whole new lane that came this year. Right, well, actually, it was last year, I think, again. 00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:16,960 Yes, 2019 is when we had such great hits as Apes Grace.

Do you ever worry that you're retarded and no one was telling you, well, it's true. It's true. I mean, so, and Captain Marcel came in 2019. This year, we had the king, obviously, the king of the queens above 18. We had some Indian weddings.

We had some other, you know, stuff. Really great ones. But there have been a couple of talks that have really stuck with me. The first one is this gentleman. I mean, I say this around the house. You say it all the time. Just listen to the verbiage and I just love it.

I love this guy. Imagine being allergic to peanuts. Bitch, if you don't grow the fuck up. It just makes me laugh. It's perfect. So much. Yeah. It's such a sentiment I agree with.

Yeah. And then the next one... Like there's a choice. Well, no, it's true. It is actually... What do you mean it's true? I'll tell you why. Gen Xers are not allergic to fucking peanuts or anything.

You know why? We stopped giving kids peanuts in the following generations and we gave the children allergies. It's 100% true. Go ahead and look it up. We created fucking peanut allergies in children because they were so afraid of kids getting allergies

and how come all of a sudden all these fucking crybabies are... There's definitely real peanut allergies. No, I'm not saying they're not real. I'm saying that we caused them by not introducing these things to kids. It was Gen Xers ruined stuff for everyone else. That's what I'm trying to say.

But yes, it is an inferior constitution. These people are weak that have peanut allergies. This is exactly how I feel. Moving along. Okay. This next talker... This one really got me on a few levels. Just go ahead and just play it.

I just... I like this one. I'm sorry, baby. I didn't mean to do this. Please call me. I didn't mean to do this. I don't know why you're so mad at me. I love you.

Yeah. I apologize. This one got me into TikTok. Like when you were doing your talks, I was like, I don't know what the fuck. And I saw this one and I was like, this is actually pretty great. Yeah.

See, there's a moment at... I mean, Danny Brown expressed this to us, I believe, in a private conversation. He was like, I wasn't so sure about the TikTok segments until Captain Marcel came on. I think Izzy Adesanya told me the same thing. It was Captain Marcel that wrote that?

No, he was just like the talks and then he was like, now I'm into the talks. Now you're in. You have to find that one that speaks to you personally and then you're in. Yeah. So those are my top two. This one is amazing because you're actually first taken by...

You're like, who the fuck has facial hair like that? Right? Yeah. Like what is that, man? So much hair. Did your clippers just break? Like what are you doing? But then what stands out is he's so emotional.

He's pleading to a woman and it reads exactly like a direct message. Like you would tell someone this? He's like, no, no, this is just my public feet. Yeah. I mean, here's the thing. It checks so many boxes for me. Number one, he's got hair on the top of his nose,

which is so peculiar. Number two, the patheticness of the emotional plea, which makes me so uncomfortable. And number three, an unawareness of how the app works. So this is a public forum and you should not... Which opened the door to a whole new lane of talks, which was just people who don't understand how it works. Which is my favorite lane?

Personally, I love that when people... People who are like, here's my dating video. Here's my profile. What are you doing? This is not a dating site. Hey guys, I'm 36. I got a job. I'm just looking to meet people.

What? Yeah, that lack of awareness. There's apps for that. You could just open another app. I know. You know? It really makes me happy. Okay.

Well, we're going to do something very fun today, fun and special. We are going to bring in every member of the staff that is here today. And they're going to sit here. We're going to talk to them a little bit about their favorite memories of the year, what they're most looking forward to.

And yeah, it's going to be a good time. So let's take a quick break. We'll be right back. Wow, we're back. First up on the couch is the producer whose voice and laugh and googling skills you know so well. He not only produces this show, he produces other podcasts.

He manages all our operations here. It is the great and powerful Ndav. Thanks for having me. Yeah. Oh, Ndav. Thanks for being here. Can we just say that you've been with us for such a long time now?

I don't think the listeners are aware of when you started, which was right about when we were... 20... 20... After Ellis was born. You know what that... It was right when Mostly Stories came out. Can I tell you something?

When you say 2016, like that feels like not long ago. No. It feels like... No, it was just a few years ago, but it feels like we've done a lot together since then. We're almost up on five years of me being with you guys. Wow. Yeah.

And I feel as though you've really grown up in the time that we've known you. Like when you came to us, you were just some little kid and now you're a grown man in a suit. Yeah. I remember I was like, I got to feel this guy out. I met you out in public.

Yeah, dude, I remember that, dude. You do? I remember because I had just gotten laid off at my day job. And I was like, oh, let's hit up like podcasts that I like that don't have video. And like within five minutes, you responded. You're like, why don't you meet me for breakfast tomorrow? Or like some point soon.

And I remember like immediately I was like, oh my god, oh my god, the shit's fucking actually happening. I didn't expect things to be moving this quickly. Oh, right. And then I remember you guys had just gotten throughout Zilla, like on the podcast. I remember congratulating you on it. You're like, cool, thanks.

Shout out to throat Zilla. But yeah, I remember being super nervous, but you were super chill and you made sure that I guess it wasn't too crazy to help on the team. Yeah, yeah. Well, you know, because you see them now, all the messages come in like, I could do this. And then you're just always like, well, is this person crazy?

Right. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Well, and also is this person willing to go the distance? Are you team jeans?

How team jeans are you? And I would argue that this year, Nadab has been totally team jeans. Yeah, yeah, really on board, really doing. Oh, thanks, guys. Yeah, really great work. I bleed denim for you. You do bleed denim.

You do bleed denim. No, you're, you know, you're essential. You are absolutely the, you know, the, I would never say the brains. I would say the skeletal structure of this operation. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, put meat on me. Well.

Well, I will say, look, he shaved his head for us. And then we forgot that we even asked him to, which was kind of great. Yeah, I keep offering that to you guys. He've resisted very much. So the idea that I could adjust you with a kind of, give you a chiropractic adjustment. And then I went to your chiropractor,

who was like, you're totally qualified. Right. Which was a little surprising to both of us, I think. I think it was. Yeah. I think neither of us expected that. I thought he was going to be like, you definitely can't. And he was like, sure you can.

But I'll tell you what, Tom, you have a gentleness to you. Thank you. But I never expected. Really? Yeah. When you put your hands on me, I was like, oh, something's about to break. And then it didn't.

Yeah. But you know, it's, I should definitely go get adjusted again pretty soon. Yeah. And I'll help you there. I'll help you out. Oh boy. You have a price deal.

Oh, I have to pay for it? But you have to admit that the two of you have had a stranger dynamic this year. It's gotten a little adversarial at times, a little frightening from a dog. Is that accurate? A little is an understatement. There were times I was really afraid.

Well, I definitely don't mean to do that. You don't mean to? I never want to actually instill true fear in somebody that I work with. Now there was a moment where I didn't think you would work here. At that point, I didn't mind if you were scared. Right. You know, you've got your gambling under control.

Yeah, for the most part. Extra shots. Wow. I think that's my favorite part of that song. Is that a double tap after the body collapses? That is also a grass kingdom. Thank you. No, yeah.

He's a real killer. Yes. So what about for you though? Anything that really stands out for the year? You know, it's really crazy because I've been with you guys for five years and it used to be that I did everything for YMH. The staff has just been slowly getting bigger and bigger. You've overseen a true expansion like from moving into the space.

Well, you've been through multiple moves because we used to be moved from like an office to a home to the other. This is like my seventh studio. And it's going to move again. That one will be locked in for a hot minute though. Let's hope so. I think we said that about this one too. True.

We also didn't, you know, foresee. Yeah, I don't know. But you always saw the whole, all the moves. And then this was like our first real thing at like expanding. Right. And I remember coming in here and you're like, well, we're going to need like some help. Yeah, like I can't do everything anymore.

We're not just one show anymore. Right. Like I remember when we got Chris in here. It's like, oh my god, this part like, and I think he took over when I like went to Israel, like four years ago or something. So it's like, you already kind of knew stuff. And I mean, the biggest thing is like, I used to do all the drops

to the point where nothing used to bother me. And now we have Zolo. And like, I feel like I've started to regain some of my innocence back. Yeah. Like for your sensitivity. Right. Like my, like, like things could haunt my dreams again. Yeah.

Have you seen things this year that haunted you? Yeah. Because you have, you have this real soft spot for like, yeah, people getting hurt. You don't like it. And you don't. That doesn't bother you at all. Passed me over.

Well, I mean, I think that's the craziest thing about this year is that how I realize how inaccurately I could read what you think will funny when I watch like a horrible or hilarious, like, oh, this is potential. And it's just like, at first it's like, oh, okay, it's the funny sounds. That's what he likes. Yeah.

And then as soon as I'm like definitively, that's what he likes, you're now, hey, prep this. And it's a muted video of someone getting run over by a car. It's like, all right, well, no, I don't know what the rule is because like, there's no sounds in this. But like, so yeah, there's that. Like the goalposts just keep changing. Yeah.

That's true though. That's taken me 15 years to figure out what makes Tom. Right. You got you. You're really good. I would say like, once every few weeks, maybe once a month, she'll be like, hey, hey, hey, you're going to watch this. And I'll be like, you know, I'll be doing what?

And then I'll watch it. And she's like, yeah, I knew you'd like that. It'll either be something like overtly sexual and inappropriate or aggressive in nature or... You love, here's what Tom loves. Conflict, like strangers yelling in public at each other and getting really escalated. Someone getting harmed, really hurt, but not necessarily dying.

No, that's not different. Because he does love that. I don't like somebody dying. You just don't mind it. No, I do mind somebody dying. What's different? Okay, what's different? Yeah, man.

You need to explain this because I don't get it. I'll explain this because I thought about it. The guy getting into the machine. Oh my God. Let me explain it though. When you watch that video, you never see the man's face. You never have identifiable features. Just let me explain.

Can't wait for this rule to change. No, no. Here's why I can tolerate that video. And I don't feel like, oh my God, I'm watching a death. Because it's like a figure that moves. I mean, it's obviously a person and the cartoonish nature of him being thrown around in that school. It is a funny depiction.

Like, it is funny. It's not a depiction. That happens. It's funny footage of a human being being. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. And everybody agrees. And I stand by the fact that it's a funny video.

I don't think it's funny that the guy was harmed or died. I don't think that's a funny fact of the video. I'm saying the visuals themselves are funny in nature. That video is pretty funny. The cloud of blood mist that is behind the machine. But it's not that clear. Like, you just see the- Nah, there's a red tint right above the machine

when he gets sucked into it. And here's what's crazy. I remember the foulest thing that I had ever prepped before Zolo came on was the septic tank swim. Oh, you didn't like it. You almost threw up. I almost threw up prepping that. And now it's just like, I wish.

I wish that was the peak. Yeah. That's true because that was shocking. Things did get a little too heavy, I think. Yeah. This was a new lane. We didn't do like crazy heavy stuff before. I know.

Yeah. It all used to be real manageable. I mean, I remember when I had a day job before you guys, like there was like some older person that worked there that's just like, I was a kid at the internet. I got some crazy videos. I could gross you out. I was just like, okay, old man, show me what you got.

And like he showed me cake farts. So I'm like, let me show you this compilation of this guy swimming and shit. And then like putting it in his eye. And like in the first two seconds, he's like, all right, you win. I'm good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, this place really changes you. You carved that wood after like a couple weeks. It does change you. And I do think it takes a special personality to really gel with the Studio Jean's family. I mean, you're definitely it. Definitely the DNA. Thank you, Jean.

We consider this to be a safe space, the opposite of what a traditional safe space is. Right. You can say and do whatever the fuck you want. Yeah. We do have a great team here. I will say that. We really do.

And I told you every time, as far as hires, I was like, look, my number one, number one thought on this is, yes, of course, they have to be competent to do the job. But they got to be good people, people that you want to work with every day. You know, I don't want to work anywhere where you walk in. You're like, oh, that fuck.

Like when you're at so many jobs that we've had, you know, where you're like, that guy's a dick. Or I don't like this person's energy. Like we don't have that here, which is the best part of working here. Yeah. No, everyone here is a killer. I'd grab a beer with anyone that works here.

Like there's no one that's just like, oh, fuck this person in here. You know, like, and we care about everyone. If anything happens to any of us, everyone's like, first things first, everyone texts and just like, holy shit, I heard what, are you okay? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we care about each other.

Now, most importantly, you know, everybody's office dump routine. Oh, right. This is really fascinating. Right. So we discovered this just by having our lunches together in the lobby that Nadav can tell who took a shit just by the collateral damage in the toilet and afterwards.

Yeah. And you're like, oh, you nail it. Yeah. I just take a look and I could tell, because I know who takes dumps in certain ways. One time we were in the lobby and I was like, oh, I gotta go to the bathroom. You're like, oh, Chris is in there.

He's been in there. He's taking a shit. And I go, okay. And you go, yeah, there'll be some streaks on the bottom of the toilet. And I go, what? And you're like, it'll be a couple of streaks. And I'm like, how do you know that?

And then I went in there and there were streaks. Wow. Shit luck, dude. That's me. So tell us the break. What do you like tell us? I mean, I'll tell you how everyone shits right now. OK, sure.

So how I know that whoever's been in the bathroom. OK. So I'll start with, I'll start with Chris. OK. You know, it's just every, every, it seems like everything's an emergency for him. Like whenever he needs to go to the bathroom, he's never leisurely walking to it.

Right. He's running to it. With purpose. Right. Which explains the streaks because it's like, he goes in fast, it goes out fast. Sure. That's Chris.

Yeah. And also secretive. Chris is quieter than the rest of us. Right. He doesn't share. Yeah, he'll hold it in. That makes sense. Right.

Like he wouldn't tell us that there's streaks at the bottom. Yeah, he would be like, I took a shit. Like he wouldn't announce it or anything. S-A-R-T. Yeah. Right. Then, I mean, I know that it's never any. So I know that.

We know that. Well, yeah. If there's nothing, like if there's no evidence of anything happening, then any was there. Right. Yeah. Yeah, I hear it. I know when it's Zolo, because it's proper use of the pouperee that we have.

Wow. Yeah, he does. Like real considerate of it not smelling, and he's the most consistent with that consideration. That's so true. Yeah. That's true. Zolo's so sweet.

And I think it's because he has a long-term girlfriend, and so he's used to having to mask his disgust. Here's what I want to know. How do you know if Christina's shit? Okay. So here's the nitty-gritty. Okay. Christina, Christina doesn't shit here often.

I've done it twice. You've done it twice, right? Like two years. Emergencies only. But I know when she's used the bathroom, because she misses the toilet. No. Yeah, you do.

Explain. Missed the toilet pee? No. Not with pee, with the wipes. Like there's been numerous times where I go, and it's just, there's just toilet paper right to the left of the bowl. And Christina is the messiest person. And studio jeans.

Thank you. So that makes sense. I'm like, yeah, of course. She's just throwing shit. She doesn't know where it's going. Thank you. I live with this person. You know, yeah.

It's every, every time we wrap a YMH recording, I am baffled by the things you're able to like, just throw on the ground carelessly. Like there's so, there were times, I think your headphone like was in a water cup. Like there's open bottles of water that are leaning like this right next to all the electric stuff. And it's like, how do you do this not on purpose?

So, so I know it's not. I know you wouldn't do it on purpose. Don't my parents hate me. My whole life, my whole life. I've been chastised by step parents, my parents. Yeah. Like it's just wild thing. I'm just a sloppy, messy person.

There was one time I think Potter showed me. It's just like, hey, look what I found in the drawer. And it was like an unopened Starbucks egg pack. That's just completely green. Like it's, it's just, it's fucking crazy. So yeah. I just don't see it. So stuff is thrown in places that shouldn't be thrown.

That's why I know Christina's been in there. Now you and Potter, shit very similarly. Really? In the sense that the toilet seat is always wet. Because you guys have, you guys got a lot of hair there. So it just traps heat onto this, onto the seat. Sweaty seat. Right.

It's like, it's the only time I've ever gotten there. And it's been wet afterwards. But the way that I know it's you, is that you seem to be one of the only people here that gets underneath the toilet seat. Yeah. Thank you. Which is also interesting because Bert does that too.

Cool. But the way that I know it's Bert is that it's black. Ew, really? He did it after two bears live. And it was the wildest color I've ever seen. Black? It was black and under the seat. Black, by the way, means blood.

Yeah. That's what black means. In your stool. What does under the seat mean? It means you got. Is that good? It means it means aggressive in nature. It means athletic.

Athletic? Yeah, it means like. Strong and athletic shit that you take. Yeah, it's a very powerful, powerful shit and a powerful man. Yeah. And I haven't seen Lindsay shit here, so I can't really tell. Oh yeah, we got to get Lindsay to shit here.

Yeah. You know, we should make him shit today after lunch. And we'll, I could take some notes and. Hold a gun to his head, make it happen. Yep, yep, yep, yep. All right, Nadav, happy new year. Happy new year. Thank you for everything you do.

Thank you. Happy new year. Very, very happy to have you. Yes, we love you. It's been great. And we love your suits and we love your energy. Oh, thanks guys. Danny's for life.

Yeah. And we are back with another member of Studio Jeans. The team here, our latest and greatest hire, newest addition, the great and powerful, Lindsay. Yay. Hi. Hi, Lindsay. Hi.

Well, it was actually, one thing we didn't, we haven't talked about is how we ended up meeting. And it was because I actually tried to hire a friend of yours. Yeah, this is, I tried to hire a very nice. Yeah. Quiet girl who would not have survived a week here. And I didn't realize that. I didn't, you're the one that pointed out to me later.

Sometimes we're doing things and Lindsay will go, do you think she would have done this? And I'll be like, oh, I didn't think about that. Yeah. No, it was about like, I can't remember what exactly it was, but maybe like two weeks and they had Blake would have quit by now. There's no way. But it was so nice of her to introduce us.

Yes, it was. Yeah. And that's because you are a breath of normal air, I would say, meaning that like you come from a world where people don't watch septic tank swims. And I close my eyes through the live shows mostly. Yeah. I don't want to, I don't want to be exposed to it.

But there's definitely, there is a darkness inside. I see it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why it works. You'll see it. Yeah. No, and there's.

We should heavily drink together. Yeah, yeah. There's hints of it. There's hints. Yeah. I can't wait. They're like, you know, they're foreigners. Let's go get them.

I'm like, all right, let's go, let's go. Well, he did get to be in the Darman's. Yes. Oh my God. So let's talk about, OK, so we, we bring you in and we're definitely clicking and working together. And one of the main, you know, things we tell you is like, we're going to, we're doing these live shows and we need to shoot extra content.

Right. So the, the first thing is that, well, I guess the first thing is that I gave you a script for one of the Darman's sketches and you were like, I don't think we can make this. Yeah. We should rewrite this. Yeah. So the job of a producer, one of the jobs of a producer is to kind of help the writer get the words on the screen and like the words that you had written

probably would have canceled the studio. So I decided, can you, can you, do you remember what Tom is pitching? Yeah, for sure. Yeah. So the script goes that, you know, he's, he's upset at his wife for, for mouthing off. And being mean. Being mean to him and he smashes her head through the windshield and kills her. Um, very violently.

The very descriptive of how violent it was. It was supposed to be smashed the head on the dash first. Oh, sorry. Yeah. Yeah. 00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:39,600 Dash first. Yeah.

And we felt that it probably wouldn't read too well on screen. I thought, I still think we would have read it great. Well, no, because there was discussion. So at first Lindsay goes, I don't think that's a good idea in the current culture. This isn't going to work. And then we tried to make it work. We're like, well, what if I played the wife? It'll soften the blow.

And then that was like, even that's kind of harsh. Yeah. Well, I think we went out to actors with the script pre, I think pre rewrite. And the casting agent was like, no one's going to do this. So they're like, okay, Christina can come in and do it. And then we're like, all right, we really need to change this. So we, we, Christina. But then we rewrote it, we wrote it.

We rewrote the, the, the violence. If you watched YMH live number two, you saw the sketch. It was, it was the, the, one of the Dar man sketches, the final one. And the best part is that we were able to, we found, uh, yeah, Christina, uh, you, you found another actress to play the other part. A friend. A friend. Because again, sending a script to somebody we didn't know.

And then we needed somebody to be, uh, a real creeper. And you're like, I'll do it. Got it. I know a guy. Yeah. So that was really fun, man. Yeah, no, that was, it was, it was really fun. It was really fun.

Worked out really well. You were so great as the creeper because you wore khaki shorts. I remember. Tuck them in. Yes. And you pulled the socks up. Tucked it in. Those were great.

Yeah. That's actually a normal outfit for me on the weekends. Yeah. That was, you were really great in that part. You were so good. No, I do. I got a lot of compliments. You did?

People were like, you should do, you should act. Yeah. I was like, well, I can do the creepy part. But I don't know if I can do other things. When you got excited to have sex with the body. Oh yeah. Yes. Yes.

Perfect. I love that. Yeah. I was trying to chain a little wool forte on that, but yeah. That was great. Yeah, that was a lot of fun. I mean, we've had a lot of other great things we've done too. The dominatrix was.

Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. That was like an experience because it was just us three. There was no one else because of COVID. Yeah. And. Well, there was a slave in the living room.

What? Yeah, she had her, the doms have slaves. So she was like, hey, go fucking do this. And he was like, oh, okay. Give me Starbucks. Yeah, yeah. Oh my god. That was pretty weird.

But yeah, like we. And he would like look up from, he would be sitting on the floor and sometimes he'd go. He'd look up at us and be like, you're very lucky. Yeah, but we like, we had like a little bit of a game plan going in, but just like being in the room and seeing your guys fear about like what's to come that you didn't really. It read well. No, amazing. Like at one point, I can't remember what she wanted to do, but you got really scared and

we're like, no, do it to Lindsey. Yeah. And came and like tried to hide behind the camera. Yeah. Like a little kid. You're very, very scared of what's about to happen. Yeah. Well, the funny thing is, you know, Bert was like so vocal.

He was like, whatever happens to me needs to happen to you. It's a really good impression. And I was like, I was like, yeah, of course. But I was trying to not. I was like, no, just do it to Bert. So like his main fear was what I was trying to do. He got really mad about the collar being put on. Oh yeah.

She was also like, like immediately she was like, you're fucking disgusting. He's like, okay. There's a lot of F bombs being dropped. So I also edit the thing, a lot of the pre tapes. And there's a lot of stuff on the, a lot of F bombs on the, and our bombs on the cutting room floor. Yeah. I bet.

Yeah. She went wild with it, man. Like probably 30. Because we were like, you can insult her. I was like, you know, call us names. And she was like, yeah, I got it. I was like, okay. She won like one or two names.

Yeah. Yeah. Wow. That's pretty, pretty amazing. So Lindsey, a lot of people have said to us that they come to us just one way. And then after spending time with us, they feel changed. Do you feel changed at all from your year at the YMH family studio? Yeah.

I guess sort of the corner of my eye. I've seen a lot of things. Definitely changed though. Eye opening in terms of like character as characters I've met. Like, I guess just virtually I didn't ever meet Robert Paul Champagne. Oh yeah. No, he wasn't someone in my world before. You've learned about a lot of interesting people.

Yeah. I was driving around the other day and this thing happened where I was like, what are all these people doing? Because in my world before, I wasn't like, I didn't know there were these type of people. And I'm like, oh, that guy's probably fucking Paul Champagne. That guy's probably like eating shit. Yeah. It makes you like really open your eyes to the people around you that are a bunch of

fucking weirdos out there. Well, let me be the first to say you're welcome. Thank you so much. You really changed my perspective. How have you the world? That's so true. I guess we are the collectors of the odd. I don't really think of it, but like the other day we drove past the park and I was

like, oh look, there's two people sleeping. Yeah. Yeah. And now you get to notice that stuff too, which is kind of nice. Do you please think about it? It's a nice touch. It's like you're in an apartment building. You're like the amount of weird shit that's going on around you that you don't even...

Oh my God. You sit and think about it. People are weird, man. Yeah. Yeah. And like... We find them and we show them. You got them.

We celebrate them every week. So you do like all the YMH originals and you've also been with me for all the car videos, which by the way, I got hit up by a new one today, I'll tell you. Ooh, exciting. About another partnership. Like you know that I just love cars. And so like one of the first things we did was actually the very first stories from the road was in your Tesla.

And this was before we even incorporated the car part. I just like wanted to drive something. Yeah, early days. And we've continued to put those out and we recently put out one in the McLaren 765 LT. Yeah. So I thought... So my mom, after I'd sent her, it texted me and was like, you can't work there anymore. After you sent her what?

How fast we went. Oh, really? Yeah. Great. So we're supposed to say it because I don't think it was legal, but... It's definitely not legal. It's not, do you think, it's legal. It was for sure not legal.

Why did you guys do the driving? Because it was, we were, we got up early and we went to the South Bay. So we were, there's a couple of stretches on the 110. It's real straight, it was going straight. But yeah. As long as it's on like an empty freeway. Do you want to know how fast we went? Okay.

151 miles per hour. Tom. For a moment. And then I was like, this is dangerous, Lindsay. And I slowed down. I was driving. Yeah, it was really quick though. Literally.

You know what I'm going to do on the next car that comes? What? I'm going to put pictures of your children on the dashboard. And your wife. And then I was crying when their daddy is dead on the highway. Yeah, my dad too, like he's a big car guy. God. And I was like, that's really irresponsible.

Fuck. Oh my God. Shit. I was like, it was really fun though. I remember you in the car going, I've never gone this fast before. Well, I think the first time I went over 100 was in the Dodge. And we went like 105. The 150 the next time was just like a big jump.

That car is crazy. Yeah. And then we were back in my Tesla, which Tesla's a fast car, and we felt like we were in sludge. We were going 80 miles per hour. And we were like, is this car moving? Yeah, that's right. And guess what?

And McLaren's sending me another one. Oh boy. You're going to find a straighter road. Yeah. You're going to 170 maybe. You have life insurance, right? Yeah. It's some Paul Walker shit about to go down.

Oh God. Hey, you'll be in the car too, motherfucker. No, I don't think we have any coverage on that. Wait, what did your mom say? She was like, I don't want you working there. I don't want you like driving with him anymore. I was like, well, I'm 33. I'll be fine.

Yeah, you're fine. Oh my God. I did it like this. I put my hand on him, keep him safe, you know. All I know seatbelt on because I had to do the camera. Oh my God. I don't like this at all. And then we did the other thing that probably also pissed you off

was the motorcycle. I hate motorcycles so much. We got them on a motorcycle and everyone was like, you're wearing shorts. Everybody's living up. Yeah. Look, you get that. They lit me up for what I wore.

They lit me up for you putting me on the wrong, they're like, that's the wrong bike for you to start. I was like, okay. Yeah, I have a ex-girlfriend that rode my bike when she was 18 or something and still has 15 years later burns on her leg. Because we're just fucking around and she was just like, you know, like with shorts.

Yeah. Burn the leg. Good looking out, bro. Thanks. That was a good one. Great. Yeah. He said that I laughed at her burning her leg, which is true.

She's an ex. Fuck her. Yeah, great. And then we've been doing great things with you too. We great mom videos. Yes, we did my TikTok. So you want to talk and then we have another one coming too. I don't know, probably it'll be released already.

So those are fun. Yeah. Very fun. So exciting. Yeah. So we're doing a lot of good things and a lot of good things coming in 2021. And we have a lot of exciting things coming in.

I'm so excited that you're here. I'm excited to create edition. Seriously. You're so much smarter than like all of us. So I'm just glad you're here. Yeah, I don't know about that, but yeah. No, but we really are happy to have you, man. And I'm excited to be working with you.

Yeah, I'm still going to close my eyes through the live shows, but yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even now you've got a chick's name. I'll tell you this, I'll go ahead and tease it now. There's some stuff coming down the pipeline that isn't heavy or hardcore that we're going to put out too. That's what we're very excited about.

Yeah, that's really exciting. Yeah, yeah. Like no one dies, no one gets shit on. No one pukes. How it's a play. Well, I don't know. Some of them might get shit on us, but. Some of them might shit their pants, but it's not like, you know.

Yeah, we're doing some exciting things. New Year's is going to be great. Yeah. Yeah, I'm excited. I'm very excited. I think it's like, so I came from SNL and like the, you have freedom there, but here it's like a whole another level of like creative freedom where you're not like beholden to the studio

or like the network where we can do whatever we want. Yeah. And we can think of crazy ideas and do them and like not sweat and in trouble about them yet. 01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:14,320 Yeah. Yeah.

01:06:14,640 --> 01:06:15,040 That's what I'm looking for. 01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:15,680 Yeah. So yeah, thank you for bringing me on because it's like. Oh my gosh. It's like a creative world that you don't get everywhere. You know? Yeah.

Because a lot of fun things. It's so exciting. The internet is so great and I love it. I love that we have the freedom. Yeah. Thank God. Yeah. It's amazing.

Yeah. Looking forward to 2021. Thanks, Lindsay. Thanks, Lindsay. Unless we tie in a car crash next week. God damn it. And we are back with the moral compass of YMH Studios, the only decent person on staff.

That's for sure. He is a gem, a delight to be around, very talented, very smart, very sweet. Mr. Chris, how are you, sir? Hi. How are you guys? Very well. I know you are reluctant to be on camera,

but thank you for, you know, giving us a few moments here. My pleasure. My pleasure. I got to do what I got to do for this company. Yes. That's why I like your attitude. I like that. Team Jeans.

Can you first give me one of these, though? Just show me your hair. Oh my goodness. Wow. Oh, look at that mane. Something's going to happen after this episode, and that is that people are going to go, oh, you mean we can make more than just Josh come?

Because this looks pretty good. Really good. You do have the best hair by far. Oh, I know that. Yes, I know that you know. So you came to us. It was it through Nadav? Is that how?

Through your cousin, Brian. Through my cousin, Brian, who you remind me of. Interesting. Yes. Yeah, I guess we do have a sort of moral compass that we'll share that you don't. Similar demeanor. Did you work with Brian?

Yeah, briefly. I worked around Brian for about six months. On one of his projects, or no? Yeah, one of his projects. Well, he was working on a project called Kailash. The price of free, I think, is what it was called. OK. And then I was working at that same company.

And so I sell him pretty much every day. But yeah. But Chris is actually, I think, the most educated of all of us. What was your degree in? I double majored in psychology and media studies at UC Berkeley. No, I thought you did science, didn't you? What are you doing here, man? I don't know.

Yeah, exactly. Like, there are times when my mom's at Chris's in the booth and I will forget a word or I will ask a question and he always knows the answer. Well, Chris does crossword puzzles, too. Sudoku before bed. No, Tom was right. Oh, it's crosswords.

I did Sudoku when I was younger, but. Not interested, it's boring. I just moved on to crossword puzzles. And you're also unique in that you don't use substances or eating to deal with bad feelings the way the rest of us do on staff. Yeah, no, I only drink socially and I don't really smoke weed or any other kind of heart substances.

Yeah. So what do you do when bad feelings come like during this pandemic? I just try to distract myself with TV. Heavy clips. All that stuff. A lot of heavy stuff. No, usually not.

That's your job. Gosh, that felt so accusatory. Yeah. Gosh. Quick, what's your SAT score? Oh, 20, 50, 20, 2100? What is it now? It is.

They changed it, the scale. What's the total? I know my math was pretty high, but I think I shit the bed on the writing. Yeah, I could have told you that. So I know that you've bumped up on some of the things you've seen working here. Yeah, it's tough sometimes.

Yeah, especially during the live shows where I'm all alone in that room and I get to watch it both live on the website and then I get to watch it on the playback. So I get to see it twice because there's a delay. So that's fine. I get to puke twice, basically. Are there things that stand out to you from the year

where you're like, oh, God. Well, the worst one for me was when I saw the Prolapse Danuses for the first time because I've never seen that before. Many people have not. Yeah, and I didn't think I needed to see it. I still don't think I need to see it. But yeah, it sort of ruined porn for me in general

because now I can't see any anal action without fear of an Prolapse app. So were you liking anal before? I wasn't a big fan of it, but now I'm not really interested in it at all. Now you know the ingredients to the pie. You know what I mean? Like you know the recipe.

I guess so. Didn't need to know that. Oh, great. Oh, that's fun. That's kind of a fun one. Yeah, that is the fun one. I do remember the pig. There's a lot of pig themes on this show, it seems like.

Yeah, the guy in the Gimp outfit. Yeah, oh, him too. Oh, this one I liked, yeah. This manure tank thing. You gotta love shit. I can't believe he doesn't feel sick. This is from episode 569. Yeah, I don't understand how you could not puke.

Yeah. And he's drinking a beer too. I wouldn't drink that beer. I wouldn't either. Yeah, everybody, the funny thing is like to best summarize, I think you, it's that we will a lot of times eat together and everybody will chime in with something derogatory, offensive, insensitive.

And like it'll come to the point where I'll realize everyone has done that, but you, you will be sitting there just kind of like, kind of nodding and eating. And sometimes, you know, see, I'll read the emotion on you, but you don't really partake in that stuff. Yeah, weirdly enough, I don't like to use slurs and foul language in general. I mean, I'm fine with, you know, fuck and shit. And, you know, your general curse words,

but anything a little harder than that is a bit puts me off, I guess. No, I understand. And I also don't want to start adopting that, because, you know, it might leak out into my social life. Is that what you're most concerned with? Because you've brought that up a few times, is that you don't want it to leak out? I mean, it is a concern.

I don't want to start dropping n-bombs around my mom. That would be, wait a minute. Well, we don't drop n-bombs. You realize that implies that that's what you hear. Yeah, to be fair, you guys don't drop n-bombs. You drop other bombs. Okay. Thank you. As long as that...

Why don't we replay that last sentence again? Sorry. Well, what's the most offensive? What's the one you would hate to say in front of somebody else? The most horrible? I mean, the most horrible... I'm definitely not going to say words like faggot or retard around my parents, because that would be inappropriate.

I know you really wanted me to say this. That's why I said it, but I'm not going to. Tom, you weren't here for this. We're so happy because we had a lunch a few weeks ago where Nadav and I gave Chris permit... Nadav, why don't you tell the story? Yeah. Just tell the story.

Yeah. You weren't here for this one, Tom. Yeah, we were all having lunch, and I was demanding that Chris call me a dirty Jew, and he was not going to do that. Even ask, Christina, can you threaten to dock his pay? And he still wouldn't do it. And look at him saying all these big words on a hot mic.

Chris, you completely turned around, buddy. I'm not calling anyone those words. I'm using those words to explain that idea, which is different, I think. Also, isolate that for drops, please. Of course, I knew that wouldn't happen. Those will be the main front page ones we used now. So, oh my god.

But has, okay. Has this environment grown on you at all? Like, do you enjoy coming to work? Of course, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's definitely the most exciting job I've had ever since... Well, ever. You definitely get to see a lot of things. You didn't know existed on this show,

and I can't say that about any other job I've ever worked at. There you go. 01:14:29,520 --> 01:14:31,440 That's positive. Yeah, and you guys, as psychotic as Tom might seem, he's actually a very great guy to work with, and so is Christina. Christina.

Thank you. Yeah. A little messed up in the head, but you guys are generally sweet. Yeah, we're nice people, right? We're super nice people. I bring you guys treats. Yes, you do.

And I try to be nice, yeah? I always ask you about your hair. You thought... I think the only time you told me this was something that was really funny was when I showed you this clip. And you're like, dude. I didn't say that.

God damn it. He's fine. He's not fine, Tom. He's not fine. He's not fine. We read the news about it. He's fine. Actually, I think we got another follow-up.

Someone DM'd me that they read the article in the native language, and they're like, no, no, no, he's dead. The fucking article said he left the hospital with minor bruises and scratches. Oh, is that what that one said? Yeah. Maybe I'm confusing it with the...

There's just so many people that have near-death experiences on the show. Oh, yeah. Now, I understand, if you told me, that this guy, that's the one. This guy. Yeah, this guy's definitely dead. Definitely dead.

He is. Oh. I wasn't totally sure. Should we play a new game on this show? Definitely dead or severely injured? Oh my god. That guy's definitely dead. Wait, that's a new game.

Definitely dead or severely injured. Like, you could have convinced me that he survived because something broke his fall, but... No. Yeah, I'm with you. No, he's fine. That seems like too large of a drop after the break. He's fine.

Ah, okay. I don't think that's much of a fall. I disagree. I mean, four stories, but then something like cushions you. I wouldn't say it cushioned him. It stopped it from being five stories. Right. And made it three and a half, I guess.

If you want to split the difference. Yeah, and now he's good. Now he's like, oh man, thank god for that floor. Yeah, I don't think he was thinking that. Thank god for those pillows I just went through. Do you feel yourself laughing more now at inappropriate things since you've been with us? If I'm being honest, I would have to say yes.

Yes. Yeah. I sensed it, Chris, because I sensed it. I was like, I think slowly Chris is opening up. You know, in the beginning you were like, I'm normal. And now it's like, we're slowly chipping away. I predict in 2021, it's a great thing. 2021, you're calling to David you.

It's going to happen. That's my prediction. That's the prediction for 2021. You know how long it's taken him just to get on the couch and say the words that he did? I mean, this is progress as far as I'm concerned. I'm glad you said the words that he did and not repeat them, because I don't like hearing that.

Um, you're a fan? I know you're a fan. Oh my god. I don't like it either, Chris. I'm wondering if it's fine. Like, I've seen it so much that it's not so much upsetting anymore. Yeah. As it is just tragic.

Yeah. I feel sad too. He's fine too. We learned that. Totally fine. I don't agree. Dead or injured, I'm going. I'm just kind of injured.

At least, I don't think he's dead for sure. Just injured. No, he's just can't use his legs at all. Jogged that day. He jogged home. He did not jog home. He did. He's totally okay.

All right, Chris. Let's see. What kind of lady are you looking for? I want to find you a lady this year. Can you make Chris come? Because, listen. You want to give out your IG? He doesn't have an IG.

No, I don't use IG. Where can people find you? What if they want... What if they're seriously watching right now and they're like, I would love to meet this guy? There's nowhere they can go? Not really. I mean, I don't really have a public profile.

I know, but what if... Facebook or anything. Well, what if there are beautiful women, amazingly, who watch this show and who are watching this right now. Yeah. And who are like... Miraculously. Who is this guy who's here I want to cut off in his sleep

and tape to my own head? I don't want those ladies. Well, you know what I mean. And then they're like, and suck his balls through his asshole. Like, so you definitely want her. Now, can she reach out anywhere? Any platform? I mean, like, I do have a profile on Instagram,

but I don't use it. I haven't used it in years. What's the profile? I don't know. Can you... Netdav is Google and... C-E-E... You know what it is, Chris.

And it's score large, I think. C-E-E underscore large? Yeah, I think that's what it is. Because that's what I usually use. But yeah, that's... Okay, well, let's... Let's verify this. If you find me on there, there's a good chance you will not be able to.

C-E-E it. God damn it. Okay, that's how little I use. Okay, can we just email the podcast then? Your mom's house podcast. That's probably a better way. Let's try this. Let's try this.

Let's try this. This could work. If you go to Instagram. Oh, there it is. There it is. Oh, what's that short hair? Yeah, that picture is... At C-E-E underscore L-A-R-S.

Those DMs are open. Show them your box. Slide in there. Let them know what you've got. Yeah, so many. You're going to have a nice New Year's surprise, my friend. Oh, boy. This is the year we're going to make Chris come.

Last... 2020 was Josh's year? You made Josh come this year, and now you're going to make me come this next year. This coming year. 2021, we're turning it around. And what I can't wait for is some of the girls who makes both of you come. I feel like there's very little overlap there. What kind of lady would you be interested in, seriously?

Because it doesn't sound like... You're not a big hookup guy. Let's be honest. It gives me anxiety. Yeah, me too. So what is... Who's your dream? Let's put it out there in the universe, right?

You know, a nice girl who likes... I don't know, hanging out, watching TV, maybe going on a hike on the weekend or something. You like to cook? We'll eat my cooking. She doesn't have to cook, because I'll probably cook. She's a great cook. Chris has brought in stuff before that he's made. He's a really good guy.

He's a sweet guy. You like video games? Yes. You like the medieval period? I mean, I'm a nerd. Yeah, if that's what you're getting at yet. If think comic books, geek, whatever you want, that's probably going to fit me to a

01:21:27,920 --> 01:21:29,680 And you'll eat the booty like groceries. What? So... Chris, it is an absolute pleasure and a joy to have you here. It really is. It really is. It's super fun.

01:21:39,360 --> 01:21:40,240 You're fantastic. You work really hard. We would not be able to get done all the things we can without you. So thank you for being a part of everything we do here. Proud to be a part of it in a weird, twisted way. Yes. Yeah. And we are back with yet another member of the team.

You guys know him very well. You, of course, are familiar with the Josh Potter show. Formerly, The Roach Motel. Give it up for our very own Josh Potter, everybody. Yeah, we got to cleanse the palate after Chris was in here, a filth monster. He was speaking just terrible words. Just saying terrible things. Just representing something gross all the way around, don't you think?

Thank God I come in here. Well, they represent something I agree deeply. God, I've come in here to clean this bitch up a bit. You're so festive. I like your color today. Thank you. Is this a new choice? Is this a new outfit?

No, this is actually incredibly old. I like it on you. That looks good on you. I think it's from American Eagle. Shout out. They sponsor you now? Yeah. American Eagle model.

You've struggled with quarantine. Yeah, quite immensely, as a matter of fact. I remember we've had a number of conversations throughout the year. Because we got to do our, we did the Vegas stuff together. Easily the best weekend. Not only of my, it was, I said this when I came home. I'm like, that was maybe the best weekend of my life. So fun.

It was wild. And then I was like, man, this spring is going to be fucking unreal. Yeah. It's going to be the best spring of my life. I mean, coming back from that, it was like, how does it get better than this? Yeah. It's like, we're in Vegas doing these, like the beautiful mirage the Terry Fedor theater there.

Yeah. Hookers. Hookers, we're fucking girls together. We're high-fiving. He's like, now let me get in the mouth. You get in the ass. I'm like, we're taking turns. And what's so great about it?

It sounds like you guys were tag team in shakes the way you're talking. I mean, that was basically the only thing left out from everything. Jesus Christ. It was a wild, wild weekend. Did you do cocaine, Tom? Yeah, a little bit. Holy shit. He had one of those cocaine rooms.

I mean, it was like. What happened in Vegas? A lot of things that are not going to talk about that. They say it stays there, they said. So we're not allowed to tell you all the things. We're not going to tell you all of our secrets. But yeah, it was 18. But yeah, no, I mean, it was,

we got to witness one of the last sporting events that had spectators in it. If you think about it too. Lots of them, but we probably were a part of the spread. Yeah. We spread the virus around that. Yeah, that's true. It was just wild. Yeah.

And then the spring happened. And yeah, no, I struggled immensely through quarantine. But thank God, I work here. And I've seen also a little spring in your step. I mean, you're just, I think you're. You mean since when? Since like the, I would say like the real deep dark period was probably mid-summer. Yes.

Right. When you realize that this thing is like not self-correcting. But you got to do some stand-up. You did, had some fun. And you came in this year. Yeah, I did. It's weird because there's so many X's in the loss column. Do you know what I mean?

So many check marks in the loss column. But the ones in the win column are immense. You know what I mean? 01:24:54,160 --> 01:24:55,760 They're very strong wins. Yeah. Despite that. So it's like it kind of trying to balance things out, I guess a little bit.

And you gave a lot of ladies a shot, which was nice of you. Well, yes, of course they gave me a shot. So they're really the heroes in this. Like so many of the heroes that tried the vaccine prior to its effectiveness. You know, think about all those out there. Same thing. You know, we had to do some trial runs before we have efficiency. But on the show, you also had an epic year because you began the year as a proud advocate

and member of the sex worker community. Yes. You were doing shoulder hair and foot porn videos. Right. Then that progressed. What a lot of people were blown away with is that we were so impressed with Norm Summerton's tick cups that you wore tick. Oh, yes, indeed.

And it was one of the highlights of my year, frankly. Yeah. And you got to experience the Costco ones and then you got the fucking. The German. The Nassau ones. The ones that are like for space. You wore them on your face. More than everywhere.

Yeah. Well, I didn't put them on my peepee, though. I'm sorry I couldn't go that far. But yeah, that was one of my, you know, you guys have done so much for me to say a lot is like an understatement. So for me to provide you with Tick Cup fun, you guys texted me from your bed. You were watching Tick Cups in your bed. Yeah.

Crying. Like sobbing. Yeah. It was so much fun. So fun. I think that was definitely one of the highlights of the year for me was you sitting on this couch. And I was also enjoying how much Christina was enjoying it.

Yes. I was enjoying it. So fun. But I could tell that she was so gently. Any joy I could provide you guys is. And you put it on your cheek and I could see your skin. Yeah. That left a mark for a few days.

I wish we had them now. Let's pull them out for old time's sake. And you, here's the thing with the bullshit ones, you're like, yeah. You know, it is what it is. But when we got the real ones, you said that the sucking power is incredible. It very much hurt. Yeah. No, it was very intense.

I didn't know. I was still, you know, when we first got it, I had to learn the apparatus. And so I had to learn the buttons and things. And it's very sophisticated. And it has all its seals and things like that. And so I was learning the suction to speed ratio. And I had put it on the most intense for the show. You know, because I didn't want to short, you know, come up short on it.

So I put it to the most intense. That's why I experienced it. But I think more messing with it, I can find a nice medium. Yeah. Get them sucked in there slow. I wonder if you could bring over a nice lady and have some fun with them. I don't know. I've not had any women bring up the tit cups in my escapades.

Maybe put them on display and see what happens. No woman has been like, you know, it was a fun time, but I really was upset. You didn't have the tit cups. But I bet if you brought them up, they'd be like, hmm, I wonder if my tits could fill those. Yeah, yeah. I'd be terrified to put my sloppers. Could you imagine? We don't have to imagine.

We have the tit cups. My big, I don't even think my tits would fit in the big. We'll make them fit. We have a big enough one. They come in all shapes. Oof, man. Also, speaking of putting them on display, we had a YMH original that was cleaning your place. Oh, yeah.

How good did that feel? That was probably the darkest part of quarantine. Well, the darkness was the filth before. Yeah. But she really did a great job. Oh, fantastic. Unbelievable. How's the place look now?

It's not as great, but it's not as bad as it was to say that. It's just normal garbage. Do you still have your TV on your bed? On occasion. I do. I just think it's the right move. Like I could mount it where it is, but that's like, you know, you gotta fucking buy the thing. It's a whole thing.

I can just put it there and I can move it and stuff. It's fine. I like it there. And do you sleep with it on there? It doesn't bother me. And it doesn't fall over. No, I have a giant bed. And I'm a little boy.

It's a queen. I'm a little boy. Okay. Oh, so you put the... Okay, I see. So hold on. The TV... It's big for me.

I don't... I could use the other side as like a fucking shelf. I don't know. Right. So you put the bed up against the wall. Yeah, I'm against the wall. You're in the corner. Yes, exactly.

And then you have the TV leaning against the wall there. Is part of it like vision related? Is that why it's... Also, yeah, like putting it across the room is senseless. Can't do that. How big is the TV? Yeah. Um, I freaking get 40 inches.

45 maybe? Something like that. It's big. It's a big TV on the bed. Yeah, I know. It is. It's alarming. Yeah.

It's an alarming sort of thing. It's like having a jumbotron in your bed. Kind of, you know? Kind of. Yeah, yeah. Just being right up in it. I like it. It's like the wall is my TV.

And how is yellow feather doing? Yellow feather hasn't come around. It's been cold. So he's been doing something else. I don't know what I should ask him next time I see him. So for those of you who don't know, yellow feather is the homeless man that sleeps outside your window. You paid him to walk away once.

Couple times. Couple times. I mean, I paid him in various ways. Cigarettes, booze. Cash once, right? Cash once. Yeah, I don't know if you're allowed to say you gave a hope. I think if you say you gave a hobo booze,

they can arrest you or something. Okay, well you gave him crack. It's fine. I don't know. There are really people that are stingy about that. But, um, yeah, I know I gave him various things to like just not yell outside my window at all hours of the night. You know, go yell outside someone else's window

once in a while. You don't need to do it every day. Spread it around. I don't think that's bad. Jesus. Now, you also had a cyst operated on by Dr. Drew. Yes. Yeah.

That was a highlight of the year. Not really. Dr. Drew was like, fuck's bitches like crazy. Yeah. Yeah, we all know that. Have you had the cyst taken care of? No. Okay.

No, it's still there. Can't nut. So. Is there a reason you haven't gone to the doctor? Well, I got scammed out of health insurance. I've covered that a little bit. And then I just kind of was disenchanted with the process for a while.

And then Dr. Drew really made it. So I stopped thinking about it for a while, too. For a while. But you think you're going to get back to it? I'm going to get it. Yeah, no. It has to eventually. I've learned during this quarantine

that there is a lot of things I need to fix in my life. And I'm excited about tackling those things once the world allows it to happen. And one of the things that you will address that cyst, though? Oh, yeah. I mean, I want to do that sooner than later. You know, so. Was that a painful thing to go through?

Yeah, it still is on occasion. He was aggressive with that. He was really in there. He went down in it. And he was like. He thought you were one of his bitches, man. He was really. Yeah, he was like, fucking me.

Given you're a rootin. Yeah. And you see like a magic come across his eyes when he's doing medicine stuff, you know, that you don't see. Yeah. Yeah. Where it's like, he's really excited.

And he's scooping shit out and stuff. It's wild. Yeah. Yeah, no. It was there's an immense amount of things I'm learning without having comedy to distract me that I need to address. And so slowly, but surely I'm, you know, itemizing those things and trying to figure out

how to tackle them. Yeah. So we'll see. Good for you. You're going to see you're going to have a pop of a year here in 2021. Yes. Yeah, I was supposed to last year too.

And so we'll see if the, you know, God wants it. He does. I talked to him. Yeah, he did. Okay, good. Yeah, he wants it. We'll see. Yeah.

I think it's going to be a great year. I'm excited for it. It's going to be an exciting year. It can't be, I say that very cautiously, but it can't be worse, right? Than what we've just had. I don't think you can. Yeah.

Well, we've had everything. I mean, it could be definitely worse. We had a pandemic. We had race riots. We had an election. It was exhausting. We had meaningful protests. Meaningful protests.

I thought you said porn tests. Porn tests. Meaningful porn tests. I was like, where are those? Killer bees. Yeah, the murder hornets. Murder hornets. It was a real list of shit.

Oh, you know who else was a bright spot? Was Wood. Oh, white baby, Brad. Don't forget Wood. Wood, yeah. At the very beginning of all this, that man brought us so much joy. That's true.

That was the big black guy sitting on the edge of bed. Yeah, no, I'm aware of with his pee-pee. Yeah, that was so weird. You can't even call that a pee-pee. No. That's just a pee. Because I mean, you got to like... I think it's a C. It's so...

Yeah, that's true. Yeah. It's a C. It's a D. Most people have pee-pees, and then you look at that. You're like, that's a cock. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is.

Yeah. Yeah, that's like... That's even too big for my blood, you know? Even too big for my blood. You're like, I take big dick. I like them big. That was way too big. I like those porn.

When they're like, I don't want it. Yeah, his dick would be too much to handle. It seems like it. I would imagine it seems like it. What about the Lakers? You think they would be too much? Like, what's your... I miss the Laker games most of all.

Just sitting in the box up there and watching them run back and forth. Flapping around. Goodness gracious. What the fuck, man? What? I wish they would play nude. I would pay extra money to see them run nude.

You know how often dicks would hit faces in basketball? Oh my God, I would hit it all the time. They do it already, kind of. Yeah. But if their dicks were flapping around, jumping and with your dick flapping, it would always be hitting people. You know some psycho would be like,

erect the whole time and just be like, put it in your mouth while he's putting it in the hoop and he's like swinging on the hoop. Oh yeah. That would be great. He's just face fucking someone all these. That's a new poster. Like, if you were fully hard,

that's what the NBA would call being in the zone. Like, he's in the zone. Look at him. He's heating up! Because everybody would back away. Like, NBA Jam? Back in. Did the Greeks do that?

He's been hard for two full quarters. They used to do all the sports in New York. Yeah, and it makes sense because you're enjoying... And they would butt fuck a kid if you win. That'd be crazy. It makes sense because you want to see the athletes body. Like, they have a better body than yours. I don't know.

That's why they did it. The musculature. You know, Catholics used to swim naked. What? At Catholic school. My mom, it used to go to Catholic school in the day and they used to swim naked in gym class. Wow.

And then I heard this happened a lot in olden times. Newds. Newdies. That's wild. I like that. I really like that. I really like that. Well, Josh, you're always, you know, your family here.

We're so happy that you're doing Josh Potter show. Josh Potter show. You're giving a lot to what we do. So yeah, man, we're very excited. Very excited. Thank you. Yeah, that was definitely the other highlight other than coming and the tit cups was getting a show in 2020.

So that's one of the big wins for sure. Yes. It's just going to get better, bro. Hell yeah. Yeah. Happy New Year. Thank you. Yeah, happy New Year, bro.

1J is not enough. We like to have them everywhere. So we brought on the sweetest, youngest, hardest working adult child that we know. Our own very baby Zolo. Baby Zolo. You just turned 21 this year. I did, yeah.

You are a kid. It's crazy. I know. That's wild. But oddly enough, he has, I would say, one of the most well-rounded developed adult lives of the adults on our staff. Great disposition. Hard working, smart, trustworthy.

He has a girlfriend that he's had for years. Yeah. Sweets. Way, way. As we like to call you, better Nadov. Now, okay. Well, thank you. I'm glad you guessed things.

Now, remind us, how did you come into our world? I sent an email to the email. I'd been a fan for a couple years before I started working here. And then I sent an email. I had been kind of freelancing in the film industry, just trying to get any experience that I could. And so I'd built up a little bit of a resume. And then I sent an email to the YMH email and Nadov saw it.

And we went out and had coffee and he interviewed me. What struck you about his email? Just that he approached it the exact same way that I did. He attached a resume that actually, like he's like, I want to work here. Also, here's my resume. And the resume looked pretty good. And I was like, oh, okay.

He's doing this the right way. Oh, it wasn't like, yo, man, I'll do whatever. Hook it up. I could Google better than you, you dumb fuck. And it's like, oh, cool. Yeah, let's hire you. I did put a lot of YMH references in there. I'm like, but just the thought of working at YMH

makes me want to come in for a stroke. 01:37:09,120 --> 01:37:09,920 All that good stuff. Nice. Yeah. So you're definitely, it's been an absolute pleasure to have you. Well, thank you. It's been a pleasure to be here.

And I do acknowledge your extensive back catalog knowledge of YMH. You do know these things. Lots of times we bring stuff up and you'll be like, oh, I think I know when that was. Yeah, I was a big mommy for a long time. Yeah. And now you're like, I've changed.

Now, ever since like you were here in the transformation from like regular YMH into some of the heavier stuff. Yeah. Some of the heavier stuff we used to run into, like once every four or five months. And then we kind of got into a real heavy phase for. Yeah. Are there some that are memorable to you?

Well, I think poutine was really kind of the start of all of it. No, I'm sorry. Yeah, we looked at it's tit cups earlier, but then after that. Yeah, poutine was wild. Poutine resurfaced and we got our hands on that. And I think that really kind of launched us into that area. So true.

That was the turning point. Yeah. One of my favorite shit on fries and eat them. My favorite things like when it used to just be Nadav is he would be like, this was really hard to work on men or like, you know, he'd be like, yeah, that that clip made me throw up or something like. And then when you, when he was like, oh, this kid is like, he's proficient, he's smart.

He goes, one of the great things is that I don't have to look at those things. No, I just give them to Zolo. And then you develop the system where you would put post it notes on the monitor. So you'd only have to look for a second and then you would cover it. Yeah. Yeah. I would go based mainly on the audio. I'd just kind of listen and figure out where to cut from there.

Holy shit. Yeah. But I think I'm kind of passed that now because. You're broken. 01:38:52,720 --> 01:38:53,280 Yeah. I mean, with a lot of the heavy clips we do now, there's no dialogue or anything.

So it's all visual. So I do have to look at it. But yeah, that was fun. And Poutine was right at like the start of me really prepping drops. I think it was pretty early on. And you were like, holy shit. Yeah. It really kind of formed me.

Some of the ones you flagged were like this one from 5.43. Oh, God. This one was maybe the worst for me. So both of them did 60 jerkoffs. This was really a tough one for me. Me too. I remember seeing this one. Eyes watering, dry heaving, really bad.

So I can work with it. But this guy works with his jizz. Yeah. Tonetta. I thought, well, I think Nadog and I were both planning on going kind of down a deep dive on him. And then we decided to stay away because it got pretty gnarly. Sperm nips. Yeah, I mean, Sperm nips.

What the fuck? Yeah, this was the one that I developed that system on. I'm like, I can't look at this. There's no way. Now I'm past it. There's nothing for me now. Really? But yeah.

But yeah, what about oatmeal? That one? This I think was a new level. Yeah. This was draining her vaginal abscess. Yeah. Yeah. For those of you not watching at home, we played this in YMH Live 3.

And it's pretty gnarly. But again, maybe my fifth or sixth time watching it. So it's a new level. Yeah. A new level. How has it affected your life? Oh, wow. This one never really bothered me.

Even when the prolapse part happens? This had been sent in a bunch before we prepped it. And I kind of figured we'd covered prolapses and stuff. I felt like it was. Can I confess to you something? Yeah. That 100% true? Mm-hmm.

I, once the prolapse started, I've never watched this clip in full. Really? Yeah. I didn't want to. You want to do it now? No. 01:40:47,360 --> 01:40:47,360

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01:40:47,840 --> 01:40:47,840 01:40:47,840 --> 01:40:47,840 01:40:47,840 --> 01:40:47,840 01:40:47,840 --> 01:40:47,840 01:40:47,840 --> 01:40:47,840 01:41:01,840 --> 01:41:03,440 The prolapse anuses and stuff. Like I literally, when I saw it happen away and I've listened, but I won't watch. I won't watch either.

I've seen the prolapses and I saw them touching and then I was like. Yeah. It's very hard. I don't like the fisting when it's so aggressive and up their intestines and seeing it. And so it's medically not okay. Was it okay to watch this for you? This one was disturbing. I don't like, because I see people pooing a lot in our house.

Yeah. For those of you that can't see this, because we can't play this on YouTube. Yeah. It's also from YMH Live3. It's an older gentleman. He browns on the floor and he sticks a dildo up his ass and has some fun with it and sucks on it. And yeah. And then he just basically bathes in his own shit.

And then he blows a kiss at the end of the day. Yeah. Has this, has, I mean, you've slowly become accustomed to these clips. What has it done to you personally? Like has it affected your, your relationships? Your, not yet. I don't think. But it might have some lasting damage.

I've been told. Who told you that? I mean, you know, I see it in the comments and, you know, I'll, I'll, you know, bring up some of the stuff I'm working on with friends. And they're like, that's gonna fuck you up in the head. Well, maybe. And I'll fuck you up a little bit. Yeah.

We'll cross that bridge when we get there. Yeah. Well, what sweet is it? This is your formative time in your life. Your early 20s, your brain is still growing. And I'm so happy that we can contribute to these wires and channels being formed in your mind. Yeah. Me too.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm a big fan of it. Now you do great work here. You do great, so do I. Thank you. I'm glad you guessed things. I hope you're still studying.

I am. Yeah. It's wild. Yeah. I'm kind of balancing both right now. Nobody, none of your classmates have a similar job. They don't, no. That's nice to know.

Yeah. You are so ahead of the curve, man. I'm always more, I'm just amazed at you and how mature you are. Because like when I was your age, I mean, what were you doing at Zolo's age? 21. 21. Jacking your dick and. Yeah.

I mean, doing nothing. Pretty much. But at 21, I, no, that was, I was a junior. I guess I graduated at 22. Yeah. Right? That's which what you'll. Yeah.

I think I'll be graduating at 22. I worked at America's Most Wanted. Oh yeah, that's right. There you go. There you go. That's something. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah, I use that every day. Every day. Going with criminals and degenerates. Yeah, no, it's nice to have, you know, a good person on staff. It is. I can tell Tom needs to shut. Is that accurate? I kind of got to shut a little bit.

Yeah, I can see it too. Like see it in his eyes. See you sense the fussiness. He's like, okay, let's wrap this up. Like he's. Yeah. There was a moment before this segment started where I farted and everybody knew that it was a fart that means you've got a shit.

Yeah. And that's where we're at. Is it knocking at the door? Yeah. What do you plan for 2021 Zolo? I'm working with you guys and hopefully, you know, being able just to focus in on this and all the great content we're doing. We're doing a lot of stuff.

We're doing a lot of stuff. Yeah. Super exciting. It is very exciting. Yeah. Finish up with this college already. This nonsense. I know, right?

Just studying stupid shit. It's really getting in the way of like working on stuff like this. Yeah. Like if you didn't have so many damn exams, we'd have 10 of these clips. I know, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

It's slowing me down. It really is. We'll graduate so you can come to us full, full, full time. I'll be there. All right. All right. Go take your shit, Tom. Go for it.

I got to go. We are back and this is our final member of the staff, our technical director, our know-it-all, the man who manages all the technical stuff for the live shows, the cameras, the boards. He does it all, the one and only. The Fijera Highway. Any. Any.

You know what it is. Any. Thank you very much. And the most fashionable of the crew. Without a doubt. What do you say? Without a doubt. I mean, Nadal switched up this year where he started to dress up nicely for show day.

You know, Zolo has like nice style. He dresses very well too. You know, Josh does his like, do I live outside? Oh, Potter. Kind of look. Yeah, Potter. And then Chris is like, you know, like Sage, bro, you got to burn it. And then Annie is like, pow.

Always. Yes. Cool style. Very cool. I remember you guys said in the beginning, you wanted me to try a Tommy Bahama. I still got to rock that. Yes. Oh my God.

You can make that. That's the thing. You can wear shit that like is whack and then it like becomes cool. It's about how you wear it. You know, it's like, it doesn't really matter what you wear as long as, as long as you feel whatever you're wearing. I mean, people are going to feel you. Yeah, but there's this thing where it's like,

like not to, like if any of the guys were like, I'm going to put on a Tommy Bahama shirt, you just go like, oh, like you look kind of like a dork. You know, and then if you put it on, you'd be like, we're in Tommy Bahama. It looks awesome. I get it. Well, I think one time you wore a Paisley shirt somewhere where we had dinner. Maybe you wore a Paisley shirt and I was like, this guy's rocking a pattern. Google Paisley.

Are you talking about that when I look like a tourist? I don't know. It's like a crazy pattern that it's a pattern. Oh, yeah, yeah. You have a shirt like that, right? And I remember being like, only Prince and any could rock this crazy shit. You pull off a lot of stuff. That's a big compliment.

Were you always a stylish dude, like as a kid? No. No? Hell no. I was dressed by my mom until like 13 years old. I had no sense of style. I remember I thought I used to dress based on music videos.

01:47:01,120 --> 01:47:06,320 So like any dude that I saw in music videos like Big Chains or what, I dressed like that in school. I wish I had a picture for you. You wore Big Chains? I wore Big Chains. I had like shirts that would go to my knees. Oh, like when the oversized t-shirts were in. And passed when they were in. And passed.

That was just, I just copied music videos until I found that, oh, people don't actually dress like that. Oh, yeah. But you found your own style then. Yeah. Which is good. Yeah, I think so. I mean, I don't know. Again, it's kind of like, I just, if I like it, then I'll wear it.

I don't know. I don't have like a rule. That's kind of the best philosophy, I think, for fashion, right? Like, yeah, wear it. Absolutely. And you're so smart. You're so good at what you do. So blown away.

You shine in the live shows. You love the live events. Live shows are, yeah, that's, it's so dope to be able to transfer that knowledge. Because it's something that I gave up in going full time here was live shows, live production. Yeah. That's where I've come from. I've done that for years. And I thought it was just going to go away.

I thought maybe I was just going to be a skill that I couldn't utilize anymore. Here we are. Dude, you're, it's notable how amped up you are on live nights. He gets so excited. Yeah, you get juiced. Before you're like pacing, I can tell you're like thinking and stuff. But afterwards you're like, what, what, what? You're all fired up, man.

Fired up. Yeah. It's, it's, uh, I love it. It's, it's, it's my pride. Yeah. One thing I love about you is that you and I have a mutual adoration of one Tony Jones. Oh my God. Tony Jones.

He's my favorite. I feel like if it wasn't, it's the best dude. I feel like I wouldn't be half the man I am if it wasn't for all the, all the women in my life that I've, that I've been. Oh my God. I thought you were going to say one for Tony Jones. What the fuck?

I know. Just a tweaker guys. Woo. There it is. There it is. Eddie can do a good Tony Jones. Hell yeah. Cause I'm, cause I'm telling you if it wasn't for like, I remember we look at

people that you would probably be if you didn't meet Christina. Oh yeah. If I didn't meet the women that I met that formed me into who I am. I'd be Tony Jones. Yeah. I'd be Tony. I'm, I feel like I'm basically him just without the DUI. Yeah.

I feel like I'm that close. Pretty class. Hey man. Woo. I wonder which guy, oh, I guess I'd be Leo, right? Is that who I'd be? You? Okay.

You come. Yeah. You'd be Leo. 100%. Oh, you, you were the guy that said, uh, oh man, it was like, uh, he wore the pink shirt and he's like, you guys are all my horrors. What's up? You remember that guy?

You said that was, you said that was going to be you. Which guy? I wore the pink. He was wearing the hot pink shirt and he had like all the, all the women around him. I don't remember. Was he old? He was old. Yeah.

It sounds. Oh, was it the pimp? The guy that ran the bunny ranch? Is that him? Oh, that probably, that could have been him. That could have been him. That could have been him. Bald guy.

Yeah. Oh God. Dennis. Dennis Hoff. That guy. Boom. That's the dude.

01:50:01,520 --> 01:50:02,400 Yeah, that's what you said. All these hoes, man. Oh my God. I, I so would have been like, I could open a brothel and Nevada, get my fake teeth. Oh my God. Come to my new business. But the sad thing is about Dennis is that he had an affinity for one of those hoes. He really fell in love with one of the blonde.

Yes. And. And then she went past her time and then. She turned 30. Yeah. Yeah. That 30 is so old when you think about it. A woman who's 31, you're like, are you 81?

Gross. 01:50:36,880 --> 01:50:37,600 Yeah, it's gross. I get it. Yeah, I'm about to turn 30. That's, I'm super close. And it's, it is a little weird. Yeah, it feels, yeah, it feels old.

But 30 felt more of like a, I don't know why, like an event. Yeah. Change than 40. Same. When I turned 30, I remember like all the, all throughout 20s, I was like, 29 turned 30. And then you're like, oh, I don't know. For me, I was like, oh, I'm third. Like that, that is, that in a weird way marks official adulthood.

Like you're obviously you're an adult, like technically at 18. But I feel like you're 20s, you're figuring stuff out. You turn 30 and it's like, there are no excuses. You don't have an excuse if you're 30 and you're like, whatever. You know what I mean? So it's like, it's a fit. And then you turn 40, you're just like, oh. Yeah, I've been a grown up for a decade.

Exactly. It's like a decade of adulthood. And now you're really just an adult. At 40, you're like, I have no hope for being cool anymore. Yeah, you can still be cool though. Getting lame or you can't be cool. You guys are, you guys are cool as fuck. What you mean?

Well, not the way that you guys are. Like you're cool. Like you have a house party and you're like, ah, listen to music. No one knows about it. And like that's the kind of cool I can't be anymore. Like I can't be like, oh my God, this new band, you know, like super lame. You know? What you mean?

You put me on to some of those TikTok songs. What you mean? You're cool as fuck. You're not. I mean, I'll play this humble game. It's cool in a different way. Like 40's cool is like, I can buy better sneakers maybe just because I have, you know, you're older and you have more resources.

But that's it. Anyway, you know what I'm saying? 40, you're fucking an adult. But you made a big thing by coming full time here. That was a big deal for you. That was a big deal. Yeah, I, it's only because every other time I went full time, there's been some huge, you know, screw over of some kind of song.

I got like traumatized where I went, I went freelance and did my own thing for like six years. And it, it like, there's been a bunch of companies since then that have asked and it just, it wasn't even a consideration. I'm just like, of course not. Like that would never happen because I mean anything, anything could happen. Now you control that game, but this is the only place where it felt like that's not, that's not bad. It's like where that bitch, that special bitch that turned any around. Yeah, that's true.

You know what I'm saying? Like there were all these hoes and then he met us and he's like, I could hit that shit over and over. That's my friend. That's exactly how I think about any. Thank you. Thank you for putting that in my head. Is that how you felt about me?

Yes. Because you're like, all these different hoes, then you met me and you're like, I could hit that shit. Yeah. Do you have to shit again? No. I was thinking about hitting it again. Let's go.

I love it. I love this energy. You guys posted that picture a while ago. That's Matt Goals, dude. I forget is. I'm pretty sure it was on Instagram. You guys are cute as fuck. Thank you.

You guys are cute as fuck. Here's something else that's cute. Oh, you fucking. What are you doing? This is one of the ones that. It's a lot of the moment. That uh. The uh, everybody has the one that sticks with them.

And. Tom, thank you. Wait, she did it again. Oh, you got to do it again. You just you just ruined it. Barf. Would you stop? I don't want to go on my one time.

What the fuck is she saying? That went on my one part. Yeah. No shit. She's you. You come and come. Oh, man. Wait, was that the drive?

Is that her? Yeah. Oh, that's so funny. That is not how she said it. That's her. That's her. Yeah. Yeah.

I think the problem is she didn't sound normal saying it because there was gum in her throat. Yeah. Yeah. Because somebody had built a special contraption for a just use condom to slingshot it down. I have no memory of this clip. I think I blocked this one out.

I kind of didn't remember it. And then I was asking Nadav, hey, what does any hate? And he was like, he definitely didn't like that clip for the condom being slingshot into the woman's throat. You remember seeing that the first time? Yep. That was as close as I've ever got. I actually, I just got closer to throwing up.

Really? For the second time. It's that you would think you get, I don't know how you guys are building this fucking tolerance or whatever. Fuck that. I don't get no tolerance. I was even worse the second time because I knew what was coming. You know, it's like a scary movie.

You know the jump scares coming so it gets even scarier. Yeah, it was just like that. It was scary. That was, that was disgusting. I can't believe you heard that. Yeah. It's like, it's so hard to understand you heard it. Yeah.

Of course you said that. I have, I have a trained ear for these really cool things. All the things that no one wants to hear. I'm like, I heard it very clearly. Can we, for 2021, can we not have a girl putting cum in her windpipe? Can, do you want to like start a new show or something? No, but you know, no. What, you want to do what?

Well, I thought you were gonna turn a new leaf in 2021, like dial. No, okay. Never mind. I miss her. Sorry. I miss her at the meeting. What do you want to do? No, no, sorry.

I really thought we were going to dial back. Dial back what? Just this, this stuff. No. All right. Never mind. Sorry. Continue.

Let's go home with the show. Forget what I just said. It was so funny that the, when I first came here, everybody would ask me like, well, how do you like it there? Because I hear all the laughs and stuff like, how is it actually working in a studio like that? And every answer, it was always the same. It's like, it's 100% genuine.

The laughs you hear in the back, it's not a track. Isn't that funny when people are like, yeah, you got your laugh track. And I'm like, you think the podcast has a, huh? The Dov are. Yeah, yeah. All of them are. All of them are left, but like, no, that was a loud laugh. But people are like, why do you, why?

I've had people be like, why do you have the laugh track? I'm like, wait, what? And they're serious. Yeah. I don't know. No, it's fun. It's a fun environment. It is fun.

And you're, you fit right in. I have to say, I feel like you are, I mean, all of you guys are, but immediately, I was like, yeah, this one's got the shining. You've got the secret sauce. That's true. Well, you made that really. Whackiness. You made that really genuine and nice.

But what I was going to say was, though, is it used to be my answer. That used to be all I do all day is laugh. That's a dream come true. Of course I love my job. Yeah. And then it became every day I get closer and closer to throwing up, you know, going back to therapy. That's now my answer.

I don't really know. I laugh and then I puke. I'm not sure how I like my job. I don't know. Maybe you're right then. Maybe we should pull back on it. I don't know, man. That's a good point.

Yeah. I think it's, yeah, you go through cycles. You do go through some cycles. I mean, there's jokes that like hit for a month or two and then they kind of, you know, and then maybe the heavy clips are coming to an end. I don't know. I don't think you should put them to an end. I mean, you already kind of did with the show.

They're kind of a special treat. They're like head to the live shows. A special treat. Yeah. The regular show doesn't have like all the... Oh, this is my favorite. Here it is. Pussine.

You know, I've actually never seen this clip. Seriously? Yep. And I've switched it multiple times. Never seen it. Take a look. This is my favorite one. I can't do it.

I'm not going to add the special ingredient. I'm not going to do it. I can't do that. Oh, shit. Y'all are fucked up, man. This way. LaVette Norma. How could you possibly like that?

That doesn't make sense. Well, I like that part with the cheese on it. There's the poo. And it's in a dog bowl. So I just take right in there. He's so sweet about it. Don't you squirm. He's like, ah.

Nice. You want to be in France, Canadian. I'm so good, hey? Look at this gooey, turd, coated, cheesy... No, no. It's rough. Yeah, that ruined a lot of people's day. And uh...

I know that my parents didn't like it. I don't like it either. Anyway, do you have any resolutions for 2021? Anything exciting? Like, you know. Anything? Resolutions for 2021. Oh, boy.

You seem to have a pretty good life, though. I mean, you have roommates you like, your friends. Like you, you know, you have a good thing going. Oh, I got a DUI. Are you going to get a DUI this year, like Tony Jones? A DUI, yeah. Baby! Baby!

And I'm sure everybody wants to know, how's your pooping going? Let's just give them an update, too. Dude, you know, I've completely... I've started to block people now that send me that message. They're like, hey, dude, when's the last time you... literal infinite block. It's the only thing that I'm just talking about online now.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's your shitty... It's the block. All right, well then, don't do it. I mean, I don't know. The answer is I don't know, though. I don't pay attention anymore. So you don't even know when you shit last time.

I definitely failed No Shit November this year, though. It's a shame. You did. It's a shame. So you took a dump in the month of November? That's what you were saying? What a bummer. I'm pretty weak.

Yeah. What's he going to do? I think I did... I don't know, like... Just now? No. Well, now for sure. But I did, I would guess 90 dumps or something like that.

You know? In November? Yeah. At least to a day, huh? Yeah, at least. No way. Yeah, you said 90? Well, yeah, colonoscopy in November.

Yeah, so I had even... But I mean, certain days three, sometimes four dumps a day, but sometimes two, never less than two. Never less than two. Well, most days three, I would say. I can't understand it. Even my... I expected my doctor to be on the side of like where...

Because Dr. Drew was so kind of like, I mean, some people take shit every two weeks. I was like, okay, so this is going to be normal when I bring it to like a medical environment. My doctor was like, that's the weirdest thing I've ever been told as a doctor. And I'm like, that's not what I wanted to hear. So what do you mean?

Like, what should I do about it? She's like, take metamucil, like shit more. What do you mean? Yeah, shit more. So will you be following this advice? No. No, you're still not going to shit. I can't.

I can't do it. I hate it. I got to talk about it. Shit, here we go. Now, hold on. Because if I don't shit for one day, I feel heavy. I feel bloated. I feel it.

That is the part that I only... That's the only part I'm really confused by. Yeah, you don't feel that. How did the feeling? No, it's what it might be. There was a clip you guys played when I wasn't here, when I was sick that week of a guy saying, all you have to do is sit on the toilet, pretend like you should.

I remember that. 100% right. That's exactly what I... Except I don't go to the toilet. I could do it right over there. But I pretend. I feel like you would actually physically and emotionally feel better. You're unaware of the feeling that you would feel

because you haven't regularly done it. That you will feel lighter and just healthier and just overall... Because most people go every day. Every day. Ignorance is bliss, man. I'm gonna chill right here, my dude. I don't like it. I don't like shit as it is.

Maybe in your 30s, you'll learn to let it go. Yeah, there it is. Yeah, that's what I'm doing here. 02:02:35,680 --> 02:02:37,040 Whatever's inside of you, let it go. That's the goal of your 30s. This next decade into shit every day.

Yeah, there you go. You know, it's funny. I never thought about it until you said it, or I forget which one you just said it, but that condom was just used. Yeah. I never thought about it. Like, they just fucked and they're like,

I have a good idea. Yeah, yeah. I know what we could do for fun. That guy is a definitely... You can tell that he's the type of guy who is like, you're going to do this, you know? She doesn't look super excited to be doing this. The visual is that she's like,

and the guy is making it happen. So yeah, he definitely just finished. Pretty wild. I don't know how you do that. Well, people are into some things. I got no shame for them. I just, I don't want to watch you. I swear.

I hear you. What's Su Wu this year? Su, huh? Su Wu? No, it was last year. Yeah. Oh, yes. Yeah, Su Wu was last year.

I'm so glad you guys got off that. I'm telling you, there would have been some mayhem. There would have been some things happening, man. How do you like that? Anywhere was one of the most vocal people during the Su Wu time to be like, you got to stop with Su Wu. You guys, this is serious.

You went on stage with a full red suit and put it on Instagram and said, what are you doing? What are we doing? We're impulsive, you know? That's how comedy comes from the idea that this will be good. This will be funny.

I'm not going to think. And then sometimes you go like, holy shit, that was a home run. And then sometimes you're like, yeah, that wasn't a good idea. That was a bad one. And Su Wu. You weren't the only one.

I was contacted by other people, even LAPD. That's right. Yeah, that's right. Gang division. I heard they said that's not a very good idea. He's going to stop. We don't, yeah, we make bad decisions on the show. There's a whole record of them.

It's called your mom's house podcast. Go through the library and hear a bunch of bad decisions. But look, this is the most fun doing this show. We've always said that, like, you know, love doing stand-up. It is definitely my passion, my identity. I'm he, him, comic. But doing this podcast has become just, I don't know.

It's such a part of our life now. It feels like, feels like, you know, it's like getting together with family or whatever. I know I think the one blessing of this whole year, as I said at the top of the show, is that we got deeper into the YMH world. And it really gave us an opportunity to do these live shows and create other content.

Hadn't that been for this Pandy? We may not have gotten a Lindsay on board, too. That's true. Right? And we got deeper in it with everybody, so. That's true. And we're just so happy that all you guys work here and we appreciate you.

I'm glad you're part of the team, Annie. And everybody watching and listening, thank you guys. Because what a shit bird year it would have been without this podcast. That's true. And New Year's, if you're listening when this comes out, New Year's is tomorrow. So we're doing Two Bears Live.

If you want to watch and party with us, we're going to be getting fucked up. Oh, my God. I can't wait for this. So, yeah. I booked a ride this time. No one has to drive me home. Yeah, smart.

I booked a ride. Smart. But, yeah. It's a great year. We love you guys. Thank you for watching. Thank you, everybody here, for being a part of it. Thank you for listening, Jean.

We did it again, bro. Another year. Rudy. Let's go out on one of my favorite songs of the year, Feathering It, by Hendog. This thing fucking slaps. We'll see you guys in the New Year. Just lost your life.

How do you get a job here? Your fuck face. How do you get a job here? Your fuck face. When you're feathering it, brother. What a rush. How do you get a job here? Your fuck face.

How do you get a job here? Your fuck face. Let's go. Todd Todd, I returned. You know who you're talking to? Peterson Connell. Peterson Connell, bitch. Yeah.

You're fired. Okay. You didn't follow Proto, bitch. Yeah. Retired double agent. There you go. Fuck face. Let's go.

You're a faggot. Hey, you're bringing on fire. You a faggot? You a faggot, bitch? Yeah. Oh, you know what? You're fired, bud. See these wire?

Baby vapor on your face. You don't have no party on your feet, bitch. You a faggot. You just ruined your life. You a faggot, bitch. What's up there? Go mo, listen here. You just lost your life.

How do you get a job here? Your fuck face. How do you get a job here? Your fuck face. Let's go. Don't be scared. Burn the fucking damn skin. Just a little bit.

Just a little bit. Let's go. When you're feathering it, brother. That's a thrill, motherfuckers. The light is still on fire. I should bring on fire. Don't that feel great? When you're feathering it, brother.

What a rush. How do you get a job here? Your fuck face. How do you get a job here? Your fuck face. What's up there? Go mo, listen here. You just lost your life.

How do you get a job here? Your fuck face. How do you get a job here? Your fuck face. Let's go. Take it easy. Fuck it. Fucking asshole.

Stop, stop there. Return. What are you doing? Oh, you got a shit soon.