Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - 626 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Episode Date: October 20, 2021

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it's really redemption for me too I really appreciate you doing now like I was told you're very nice people and when I got off the first time I was like they don't seem like nice people at all boom how do you think his weeks been since that's funny you mentioned it we actually know how as week you're man I've been thinking about that guy all week and just his torment and how affected he was by people calling him daddy he doesn't know how good that's the only that's the funny part there's nothing bad about being called daddy

no daddy's a good thing he thinks it's so gay it's just like the gays yeah it's not that's so gay but it's not it's not so gay I mean I guess it could be but it could be super straight too yeah but he said dudes are saying it I've re-listened to it last week and he goes well all these dudes are like daddy let her go no come on bro I like girls I like girls and then the tears you know what that kid needs honestly if he wants to like kind of mess things or shift things up in his life wow

wait a minute and you scratch your beard with it what kind of glove is that it looks formal it's it's an advanced you know everybody by the way we were wondering what would happen yeah everybody's hitting me up you're kidding yeah they're like oh man I like I love your glove or where can I get a glove and I'm like yeah well we knew that would happen yeah I know how's it so how has glove life been for you I mean pretty cool you know it's like I imagine it's probably like what

I don't know Coco Chanel went through yeah when she started wearing those glasses or whatever well she she popularized those the stripey shirt yeah the fishermen were wearing everybody's like yeah you know hey me too you just feel like everyone's trying to copy your style but I get you know I get it I get it now is it hard going to the bathroom with the glove it can be I've had I threw a couple gloves away I'm not gonna lie I figured as much because you are a righty wiper yeah and sometimes you're

like oh that was all paper then you pull your glove up and you realize it was a lot of glove you know but then are you not thankful that you had the glove on in a way in a way yeah will you be making your promo posters with your hands now to oh yeah well I mean I all they they want to rebrand the rest of the tour what is it gonna be called it's just gonna be like you know well wait a minute that's got a special fingertip on yeah so that I can do the show

wow because those look like gentlemen's gloves yeah those look like um like I was watching gentlemen's driving gloves no no like I was watching Pride and Prejudice last night and they like that era I don't know was it Victorian or what no it wasn't Victorian era whatever that is they know like like Darcy would wear gloves like that yeah yeah yeah so I guess I am kind of but I'm kind of one of those regal type of guys well you certainly are yeah now do you wear them when you're driving so that you drive faster yeah the children are a little

concerned lots of questions yeah why is daddy wearing a glove mostly what Alice has been asking me is where's your other glove yeah he's like why are you wearing one and I'm like you don't understand adult shit yet that's true fashion you don't understand your dad's persona mm-hmm and then he's just like whatever whatever and it's been interesting with our love making you don't take it off it's been kind of special I mean it's supposed to be gloves all the time

yep yep once you're in that glove life yeah you can't take it off you can't take it off no you're in the glove like and I've been accused a lot of people have been like oh what about you know that's michael jackson's thing no like no first of all first of all he's dead yeah yeah secondly it probably kept him from fucking so many boys yes it did get hands off and then yeah I'm way to love to remind me I can't fuck boys which is a good point yeah so I actually I feel like I'm

doing a service to society and telling society don't fuck boys you know what I mean yep so but but his was all sparkly and not masculine and yours is very masculine yeah mine's pretty masculine I have I have some other ones they're all gonna I mean you'll see them okay I'm having a few custom ones made oh wow yeah wow I can't wait yeah it's really exciting time um you ready to open the show so ready what do we get here you go hey what's up tiktok it's lalo groundbreaking here look uh I got a

message for everybody especially all the guys again bro because I see on all my posts you guys keep disrespecting me bro so I'm back again to tell you guys all a quick message bro stop commenting daddy on my post I already told you multiple times bro I don't gotta keep telling you over and over and over bro stop stop who is randy don't bring anyone loving to this I'm so sorry I'm on the fucking stand

welcome welcome welcome to your mom's house with Tom Segura Tom Sotsugura and Christina please please welcome to your mom's house let's realize how nice this glove is for holding a beverage you're kidding it's really nice how does it feel it's just like you know you don't have like that wet condensation yeah or it's not too hot it's not too cold it's just perfect it's kind of like the glove life is the right life you know I think you found your life

yeah um this guy's making me laugh so hard because I don't know but I don't know why I'm so amused at how upset he is like why do I why is it so because it's not necessary to be that upset about that's why stop commenting daddy under my post you guys please please guy and he's tearing up look how fired up he is his his face is all red and he's got his fucking he's like oh come on man please please I'm not in jail bro you guys see I'm out here I'm not in jail bro you guys see I'm out here are you fucked in town

my my gloves went crazy why do I gotta keep telling you guys every single day bro stop stop calling me daddy stop calling me not going stop telling me this and now you guys are commenting free lalo free lalo I'm not in jail bro you guys see I'm out here I'm not in jail stop stop with all that stop commenting all that weird stuff under my post bro stop you're weird bro stop but all but all the other cool people I'll rock with you guys and you guys have a good rest of your day bro much love that's the best

part but he does the flip yeah or you know what you could do to stop the comments what stop making new videos yeah but here's the thing don't make the video he doesn't realize that I kind of feel bad for him now though I know it's getting sad yeah because he's he's too upset it's funny that he's like somewhat upset but now that he's moved to tears and like I mean it's so silly that's the thing is that they're not they're not actually doing anything really bad they're just like sub daddy well then what's free lola is it like free you to be gay like free your gayness lola no they're just you know like you just free him I don't know like yeah

he's locked up he's like I'm not in jail bro I'm free you guys have a good rest of your day bro bro stop calling me daddy but I like that he feels is it guilt for his rage or he has a he mess a moment where he realized how it must be a moment of like hey this is absurd I need to also wish the people that like me a good day otherwise I will lose those viewers yeah he's aware of his audience he's aware that you can't just yeah like flamethrower the whole audience so it's like here's everybody I'm pissed at yeah put your side note some of you are cool you know much love this feels like it's ruining his life now it's ruining his life it's taking

over I didn't know that it was to this point like he's and we're definitely not helping we're not we're not helping but haven't you ever had that where you carry it for days like you get I get dialed into stupid things too yeah and I get like into beefs that aren't really real of course because you realize the older you get that have like everything all that stuff it's all in your mind yeah everything is everything this is in his head like it's all perspective I'm saying yeah like you could just be like I love being called daddy or just tell yourself that you tell if he tells himself that when somebody writes daddy they're telling him you're hot or you're cool and he would just like yeah it's all perspective just let it go yeah so it's just that he he can't let go

that it mean like to him it's an accusation that he doesn't want to be that he's gay yeah but they're clearly like you're not calling him that no he hears that he's hearing that right it's in your head yeah you're not gay daddy lala you're not and can tell you like girls a lot he's very passionate you know what he needs to do he needs to do some videos with some girls now you're talking yeah and they should be like ooh daddy the whole time see I told you I'm not no fucking money gone and then he's like I got these bitches yeah yeah yeah he needs to take it to and he might be like he might be from a household where like

that is talked about and for sure for sure I'm trying to think of stuff that upsets me that level so somebody like a parent could be like hey miko let me see your tiktok comments yeah hey what's this shit this fucking gisha here how can everybody tell you daddy huh you got the chupapinga don't live dude that's exactly what's happening like his cousin or somebody saw it yeah he's like maybe my fucking cousin danny and downy saw this shit and he's like and he's like what the fuck is up with this it's his cousin that saw it bro that's what it is some vato and and some fucking all this gay bullshit out here yeah yeah it's his gangbanger cousin that saw it and is like stop calling me daddy yeah yeah much love he's gotta shout out yeah you gotta

protect the rest of the base yeah it's fucking amazing yeah so amazing poor daddy the logo oh guys stop calling him daddy seriously stop calling him daddy stop it how is you you've been gone so much lately you've been gone this is not even gone a lot really no what do you mean it's gonna be much more gone it's gonna get way goneer way goneer it's so crazy because right now I feel like I haven't seen you since last week since we recorded this show pretty much yeah I left what did I leave I don't remember it's Friday we're talking about oh you did yeah I left Friday for Vegas Vegas oh it's because you left before that I went to Indian Apple tits and I'll be in mom for Colorado this week and the tickets are probably all gone by now okay

going fast where you going to add some shows comedy books downtown comedy works yes it does you lucky dog it's the best I cannot wait I can't frickin wait it is comedy works yes it does comedy and prayer and then I do before that the bell leader room the night before yeah bro and then I do Raleigh charlie goodnight's one night only November 4th Atlanta the punchline November 19th through 20th wise guys Salt Lake City Puto that's Thanksgiving weekend that's the best time to leave your family it is and then the lol comedy club in San Antonio December 9th through 11th hello and then Orlando Florida December 16th through 18th great I can't wait I can't wait what a weird tour this has been this um tour was like all the states that I could book gigs in this time

last year yeah do you know what I mean yeah so it's been like a republican tour it's been pretty funny like a conservative well they've been great yeah and I'm not saying actually right but it's all the way cool yeah but it's yeah I think these conservative markets which is so funny and like which way I've been loving it but what's the which what Indianapolis Indian Apple tits Des Mois yeah um Oklahoma City that's kind of it's kind of the city is a little mixed yeah there's blue voters I mean it's a red state for sure yeah yeah that's what I mean yeah predominantly yeah yeah like I said I don't care I think it's great it's been fun so but anyway I haven't seen you much but you know what I've decided to do so I moved the kids upstairs to be closer to us I know

and I took over Ellis's room and I had this epiphany because I was like yeah I can make it an office right that's what adults do that you share a bedroom with your spouse and then you might have another spare room and you make it into an office and I thought to myself I says to self when have you ever done your creative work sitting at a proper desk never point never the only time I had come up with something cool is when I'm you know in the shower or I'm like sitting down I'm laying in a recliner I'm listening to Bauhaus I'm getting weird so then I says well why not make yourself a bedroom that's like your teenage dream room the room your parents never let you have yeah and so it goes and now I'm making a fucking goth mom room and I'm gonna make it

dark as shit I've already picked out some dark-ass wallpaper and I'm gonna goth it the fuck out and I'm gonna listen to Bauhaus and get weird in there bro mm-hmm I like it mm-hmm yeah it's gonna be all the stuff I've wanted like I want to order you know remember in Disneyland in the haunted mansion those portraits that change when you go down yeah like I want weird shit like that in there a lot of taxidermied animals why are you so gothy it's just I'm dark you know when I realized the older I get like I'm door excited I just like it and I've been trying to be normal my entire life and it's just been a struggle to try to be a cheerleader do you know I feel like I've always wanted to be a cheerleader but I'm not I'm fucking dark-sided I'm weird yeah so I'm trying to just be

my real self you know took 45 years before I'm like you know what I like weird shit sorry that's who I am so yeah you can do whatever you want that's kind of the Pejitzky effect of this all is like oh I can just I can just do what I want I can I can make a goth room I don't need to put a desk in there and pretend like I'm doing something sure I can just go in there and get weird speaking of p effects yeah you just um sort of a p effect you texted the boys oh I've had to okay maybe Nadav Nadav will you tell them what happened yeah it was pretty interesting um so you know she was checking to see like oh yeah I just wanted to make sure uh when we're uh uploading the the mom rap video that she did with Cray Sean yeah so I told Christina so I says I says uh you know

we'll release it the day after that the ymh episode comes out so it doesn't compete and then as she's in the same room with everyone that she's on the group text with me and any she writes back okay got it and then both of our phones vibrate and we look up and it's from Christina and we look up and she's right next to us and boy was that confusing no you could have just said that I could have just said it yeah that's weird okay but I don't know what's like I'm so fucking retarded I think I'm just getting I'm so retarded like what is is it my am I aging do I have Alzheimer's or is it just like I'm think I'm spread thin like I have two little kids I'm trying to do a lot going on I don't I just don't have time to be like is this normal you know yeah yeah and I had another Pajitski effect are

you ready sure oh my god so first of all I was blown away last week to learn that boneless chicken wings are not they don't just take out the tiny wings from the chicken and when you said it oh my when you're like what did Christina you go and you did the motion you go what do they pull the bone out of the meat like yes I did that's what you thought they did yes I thought that's what boneless but when you did that motion that's a hundred percent what I wanted it to be and then when it wasn't that I was like what the fuck so I had this other Pajitski effect so stupid so as you know we've had the the Sopranos kids on your mom's house we've befriended them they now have their they had a show put they still have a show sorry pajama pants podcast yes Rob Eiler Jamie Lynn

Sigler and Kessam G and anyway I'm friends with Rob and you know the guys all of them Jamie and watching Sopranos and as you know Rob plays the character AJ and it finally hit me after being a huge fan of the show can I guess because I haven't watched it I actually haven't watched the series oh my gosh it's spectacular I've seen a number of scenes and the characters it's such a pop culture hit that I've seen you've seen parts but not like the whole right I mean can I guess yeah go ahead yeah okay guess and I I haven't seen it okay I'm guessing it's Anthony junior yeah yeah and I didn't know that I have no fucking idea oh this is like but isn't his full name is AJ do you know what I'm saying

like it's AJ AJ yeah like they just call him AJ isn't that a fucking you thought his name was AJ AY no I just thought like AJ just it's just initials and they call him like we call LJ our son little jeans right but I know but I didn't for some reason I just thought well it's AJ it's just his name is AJ I don't know maybe it's an Italian thing why yeah AJ get the Gabagool whatever fucking you know why are you punctuate why are you going AJ I don't know I don't know but I never thought it stood for maybe you do have Alzheimer's maybe there's something happening I am getting dumber by the second yeah and I'm friends with a guy like here's the the the crazy part is like I love raw bile I could have easily for a long time now been like

what's AJ stand for and I didn't what's AJ stand for yeah is AJ is the two letters acronym holy shit yeah Anthony jr and she says it in an episode Anthony jr okay Falco and I was like is this when you put it together yeah yeah Carmela goes Anthony jr get down here and I was like like I had a moment yeah I was like that's AJ boneless check and wigs surf and turf it all makes sense wow yeah and I haven't told him because I I want him to listen to this and be surprised by the Pajotsky effect what if he what if he calls you and he goes I didn't know it's like that either what if Rob's like you just told me what it said for that would be a really astounding if he works on the show and he

doesn't know his own name I'm pretty sure he does a lot of people I thought my name was just AJ AJ yeah what if it's an Italian thing could be like you know AJ get the fuck out of here yeah hey all right folks make eye contact with me right now I'm going to expose your demons okay I'm gonna command them to surface okay now pay close attention to what I'm gonna say here after I expose your demons because you need to get help if these demons are inside you okay evil spirits I am command you now to manifest come up to the surface come up to the surface get out from your hiding place right now get out from your hiding place right now so there's a couple things going on here number one there is an exorcism being

done to you through a man's eyes number two it really highlights the importance of eyebrow hair and brow maintenance absolutely because this is a disaster disastrous and you can see that he attempted at one point to tweeze the middle section and then gave up he did and the thing is what's interesting is that he he gave up and then filmed yeah I would have filmed right after I plucked fresh yeah right because he does have it is a thing man as a guy you never pay attention to your face you know in middle school I mean like you know you don't pay attention to like little details right your eyebrows are just like shaped a certain way and you don't have to do anything and then you hit a certain age and you start getting wonky hairs yes you have to do

something or you look like a fucking lunatic and these are absolutely dog shit dog shit you know what though you're lucky because you've got naturally shaped meanies they're lovely well yeah look at those meanies whoof you got them joe jackson eyebrows he's got the meanies too look at those so blessed so expressive yeah and our our sons have the your eyebrows as well I mean I pay a lot of money to get mine arched like that Ellis is like yeah yeah just it's so great looking you know so fun is that uh uh our youngest son's been calling me a butt yeah he goes you're a butt yeah and I'm like yeah you're a butt he goes no I'm not and I realized that it can really it's like calling him daddy yeah like it really pisses him off no I'm not yeah so yesterday he was just

like sitting there eating something hey you know you're a butt he goes I'm not a butt he got so upset if they asked you to sniff their butts yeah I get that and then they pull their pants down and then wag your asses in the air yeah like smell my butt yeah like I'm not gonna smell Ellis called me a fuck yep juju's been saying fuck a lot fuck fuck and then he looks at me waiting for me like you can't say fuck and I just know I ignore it now I'm like just go ahead and say it good luck say it at school well wait did you so did you feel the demons come out of you just now I did feel something happening what did you feel um I felt like I wanted to change videos speaking of language there's a video that that pertains pertains to language and and actually

saying language in school you're kidding you want to hear it I'd love to I don't know if they fags or what search a nigga down and grab his nuts and on the other hand without a gun they can't get none but don't let it be a black and white one because they'll slam you down to the street top black police showing out for the white cop is this me ice cube will swarm on any motherfucker in a blue uniform just because I'm from the cpt punk police are afraid of me a young nigga on a warpath oh wow when I'm finished it's gonna be a bloodbath of cops dying in LA yo dray I'm something to say fuck the police fuck fuck fuck the police fuck fuck you get the gist this is in your curriculum how do you defend that are you proud your curriculum this is what you're teaching our kids what how's this

by the way when I said she's looked I just meant she looks like me oh you this is not my content I don't go see Christina no I don't this week at the comedy works downtown I don't condone this uh the way she read those words from the show in indianapolis two weeks ago this is my opener now so she's she's quoting which song is this it was called fuck the police and w a classic that's right an old group called nwa from what does that stand for isn't it gotta pull the attitude so um yeah I've heard of this group no I know this is an iconic song so yeah it's pretty it's teaching this in school that's the funny thing is I don't I want to understand the context of this is in your curriculum because I'll say this I side with her this should not be in the curriculum

this shouldn't be taught in class right what class exactly is this being taught in is this social studies is this science biology I don't know I can't imagine the I can't imagine the class when they're like and hit play it would be kind of tight during jim to hear this song maybe yeah he'd like get me all fucking fired up pull ups during dodgeball yeah trying to get one more pull up fuck the police fuck fuck I wish you had the rhythm down for it more yeah like you bitch you know the song this bitch is one she she's by my age like you know fuck the police yeah it would be funnier if she'd wrapped it though she's like fuck the police coming straight from whatever this is a good idea you guys want to send a remix of her version to your mom's podcast

at gmail.com it's a great idea we'll play it um on the next live show um oh my gosh that's a great idea wow this is really something man I kind of want I want to watch more of this I know like I want to watch 10 minutes of her doing this see I watch these videos a lot on my instagram feed parents that go to these these meetings and complain about stuff and some of the complaints are very legitimate yeah there's one book going around in a school public school um it's like a gay sex scene I forget which book it's in and they're like why are we teaching them about gay sex they're like for fourth graders you know what I mean like there's no reason to is it a is it just that people gay people have sex or is it like a graphic no it's a graphic scene it's a it's a

description of gay sex and it's for like younger kids so that the mom is like I don't know I don't think my kid needs to learn about gay sex fourth grade I'm like fourth grade they're nine I know but you don't need to read this sensual description of like if it's like stuff happening came out 100% yeah juicy at the top yes yeah thanks Tom fuck the police wait I want to hear her rapping some more I don't know if they fags or what oh again again search a nigga down and grab his nuts okay again okay I don't know if they fags or what search a nigga down and grab his nuts

and on the other hand without a gun they can't get none but don't let it be a black and white one because they'll slam you down to the street top black police showing out for the white cop yeah that's one of my favorite moves is like the reading the thing and then the look like you guys know what I'm saying it's whack happy with that yeah ice cube will swarm on any motherfucker in a blue uniform he will just because I'm from the cpt punk police are afraid of me a young nigga on a warpath and when I'm finished it's gonna be a bloodbath of cops dying in LA yo dray I'm something to say fuck the police fuck fuck fuck see that the end right there fuck fuck it's fuck the police fuck fuck fuck the poll correct she her rhythm is so off right I feel

like whoever she's speaking to she'd be like you could read that last part again you did it really out of tune and but here's the deal man your rhythm side but now that I hear her you're right it's kind of taken out of context right so when she's like fuck the police fuck fuck fuck that was really good thank you you know maybe you should do this character just go up there she's got my hair cut hey y'all are about to start my comedy show fuck the police fuck fuck fuck but uh yeah but it was a very important song yeah it's a very important thing but whatever Karen doesn't approve she does not she does not like it at all she's not cool I mean you like the police you listened to this song what sixth grade maybe when this came out for you yeah so did I I would play it so loud

my dad would come and be like the hell are you doing what is this I was like music dad he's he's like the what I remember my gosh my cousin visited and I was playing this song and he was a police officer he was just like you play this and I was like it's great music I love it yeah he was like that's cool so fuck me and I was like I guess so you punk ass cop well I feel this song in this album was very influential in a young Tommy's life oh in my life well this is you know what it coincided with the age when you feel aggression and you want to express aggression you're like a young boy like I couldn't relate to what they were like this song but it was just that it was the streets yeah it was full of

anger sure and I was like oh that's perfect timing yeah I want I wanted to express rage sure you know yeah so that's like um yeah some people just did it through death metal and I did it through fucking the police you fuck the police yeah yeah I mean a punk rock too you dial into boys at the right age and the difference is that I would I would listen to that song and then you know go to the mall and see a cop and be like hello yeah I'm a good boy yeah right well and also too like the reason you probably were drawn to it is because it was cool because it was forbidden but when they they were to teach it in school would you think it was cool right well now they're probably I mean when she said it's in your curriculum now that I'm thinking about it

it's probably in this a new class either about it's either about you know like the evolution of that music yeah or like how there's you know there's more awareness now of like the black plight and story in America and so maybe there's a class now that's like this song was about how you know black people were almost yeah abused by the police and that the whole relationship that was highlighted by George Floyd and the plot the process maybe there's a class about that yes and they're just highlighting part of that with this she's being a real you know sticking the mud about like this is the curriculum like acting like right it's out of context right fuck the book the same thing as like a journalist writing an article about your stand-up being like

this is they give you a line yeah one isolation but this is about a performance right this is about right like everything you just said that's true it's also true it's like when parents you know were offended by catcher in the rye or like one scene in some book or a line um yeah you'll see something pretty funny you look very excited you didn't listen to anything I just said because you were so excited I know we do that a lot on this show I just talking to the void it's the I'm so used to this existence I'm sorry I apologize I apologize you know what I'm used to it don't stop I am catcher in the rye let's go over it again okay you listen I did listen go ahead I mean you hear but you don't listen tell me no I'm done that was my stupid

thought I already forgot about it daddy la lagoon what's his new name now daddy la la tell me you're catching the right no that's what they that's what people were upset about the catcher in the right I think there's a there's a character isn't their character no that's the Sawyer and we're Jim oh oh yeah that's different right they're like we can't have that word and you're like that's stupid I look at the relevance you have to look at the context when it was written by whom correct what why is there are that so why are we but people were scared of holding and catching the rye because he was anti-social and hilarious and people who were anti-social were drawn to the book yeah me too I was like this book is amazing I remember hearing about catching the

rye and that there was and I wasn't somebody consuming books at that age like it was freshman year of high school and I read it I was like I don't like me too he was my hero like this guy gets me finally yeah yeah as he was calling out all the phonies and shit yeah teenage rage perfect it was fantastic all right what do you have to show me I don't want to well delay it any longer and I'm like I think this is the kind of thing that we live for on this show he's awfully calm so that guy almost ended up all over that room meaning every little piece of him but luckily it was a t-shirt the difference I was thinking about so you know the other the russian lathe video yeah where uh that guy goes bye bye real quick yeah he has on a jacket

like a thick workman's jacket you know I mean yes like um what's that brand uh like car heart or something like car hard or where it's like like thick like dickies yeah you're supposed to work right yeah so he has those on and when it gets caught it's like that's not gonna tear that's what actually does him in is that when when the lathe gets ahold of them and pulls them that doesn't just tear this guy has like a little rinky dinky t-shirt on yeah and at least he has the sense to pull against it so instead of just disintegrating he just spins out of his shirt I know when he does it so calmly he's like la la la I would be panicked let's watch it again yeah Jesus look at him here it goes stuck in whoa look at that look at that dude shredded it he's like you

fucking dogs why don't you help me I mean Nadav said that he you liked this video right yeah this is the kind of lathe video I'm into this is the type of stuff I send you and then the other lathe videos the type of stuff you send me now you did not like the other lathe video uh I hated it my dreams were a little different for that week this is terrible did you ever look at the aftermath photos uh yeah I think you sent those to me too you looked at there's aftermath photos that are like 4k like the the most clear photos you can possibly imagine of the aftermath body parts and stuff you can see his hand is still holding on to where it was throw up why are you no I didn't I didn't stick them out they were sent to me because we put it up we played the

sort of footage of it on the show and then people were like here's the aftermath and I saw it and I was like oh my god like he was all over that right may I point out his absolute lack of safety in the first place oh yeah this is not barefoot like what are you doing homie look at this equipment like he's wearing capri pants or something not even protective yeah he doesn't give a rip yeah he's lucky he's lucky isn't understand that's what it says for sure yeah he did not give a shit it's just crazy I was thinking about the guy in the russian one that you're just gone yeah do you know what I mean like I know like the the his friend there's that friend and that walks in and he throws his hands in the air he's like it's like that was Jim and he's just gone disintegrated

that's a crazy way to die huh yeah that's probably the work one of the worst ways I don't I mean there's a certain panic but then it's just over so fast you know it's over so fast I know you know what I don't I don't what's suck is if it like just got your arm and then they cut it off you'd be like just turn it back on man can I say my my the way I don't want to die is in an airplane crash why the amount of terror but it's just for a moment terror of like and then do you feel your stomach drop you know when you well you feel fear like oh but you don't feel the moment of dying you don't feel but I don't want to feel fear before my death oh yeah you feel well here's the thing what if you're asleep be great oh on the plane that'll be ideal sure because you don't survive

a plane crash really do you very very very rarely but they also don't happen frequently thank goodness but I think it'd be a great way to go what's your really well yeah because you're not you don't feel anything I guess but the terror I don't want to be scared well that'd be like if they're like hi this is your pilot and just let you know we're gonna die in a couple minutes like they don't do that no but you feel it falling and you hear the everything's chaotic I wouldn't like that plane crashes are like really no not like in the movies well I mean look plane crashing the side of a mountain they don't tell you that's gonna you don't know that's happening plane crash you're just like looking for a landing you don't know you're about to crash land I'm playing my best fiends and then

all of a sudden yeah fade to black yeah that's fine yeah you're just drinking your your fourth gin and tonic on that flight that six a.m. flight and then that's how you want to go or a bullet to the back of the head no because you could survive a bullet in the head okay six bullets to the back of the head that's how you want to go what's wrong with you I'm saying those are you are completely unaware scenarios you know I mean I just want to go I just want to die in my sleep I think that's number one that's like preferred right yeah on heroin that'd be great there's a new britney murphy documentary coming out soon was she doing her on no so she turns out she was with that boyfriend monjoc this guy who was a real sociopath and he was a con artist type

of guy and he latched on to her and it said that the toxicology report was it nothing illegal but over the counter pills so maybe she was taking like you know some zanis mixed with cold meds and stuff that's a lot of weird shit going on in that he kept her in the house and you know I don't know I I didn't want to see too many spoilers because I really want to get into it because it wasn't her death so it was so sudden it seems like she was a big actress she was getting skinnier she didn't look very healthy right but then she ODs or something there's a documentary coming out of yes I did not know this can you will you watch it with me sure look it up it's the britney murphy documentary because for years I'm like what happened to that girl she seems so happy and bright

and this guy got a hold of her married her and then she was dead and then he dies a little bit later he did he dies too so let's look at it are you going to spoiler alert me I mean spoiler whatever I don't care let's see it chilling okay new doc reveals you read it Tom my eyes are back can you see oh maybe on a sunday morning in december britney murphy suddenly collapsed in the bathroom of the west hollywood home she shared with her husband simon monjack later that morning the patito at actress was taken to cedar sign I met where she was soon pronounced dead said that the probably couldn't get into the ER cedars is so backed up she said the 32 year old died from a lethal combination of pneumonia prescription drugs but a new two-part documentary delves deeper into the

mysterious nefarious circumstances around her tragic death and her troubled relationship with monjack premiering october 14th on HBO max what happened britney murphy looks at how britney murphy went from one of her generation's most promising young stars with memorable two turns in films such as clueless and girl interrupted to one of hollywood's darkest tragedies that's the guy yeah and he's older than her and he apparently he was just a known creeper who would latch on to people and ruin their lives and then that was even what he was known for yeah like he was just kind of known in circles as being a liar too he would say things like I had a brain tumor that I got rid of drinking vegetable juice like he would just lie and be a weirdo so he died shortly after

yeah he died a few months after her of what I don't know we have to watch the documentary interesting the documentary as josh potter would say documentary remember that elementary I think about it once a week at least fully fucking elementary yeah I mean that's not even I know so strange not even in the ballpark of words how you say things it's a strange thing he's a strange person yeah what do you know Tom I have two updates for you I got a weather update and a dental update which one would you like I will go with weather first great well we need we need a song for the weather update that is true guys you know what to do we need a a weather song quick short now I've noticed Tom that it is rainy outside and cloudy and it looks like it should be cold

yeah but it's not yeah it's like 85 I noticed it too there's overcast but there's but there's still humidity and heat so it's very confusing for me yesterday I was sitting in my goth room and I was staring out the window and I was like it feels like it should be cold I want to put on some sweaters and I can't it's hot as shit still super strange yeah yeah it's very confusing but I don't think these Texans are cognizant of that it's to them this is normal it's a good update and storm dad it's probably gonna storm tonight yeah I've noticed there was there's some storms coming my favorite is when you stand on our balcony and you go give it to me god

that's probably the best thing I love it and you genuinely are excited for these storms I love the storm well we got really lucky in that we have a home where there's a there's a built-in covered patio yes so you can stand outside unless there's high winds you can stand outside and watch a storm covered it's really it's beautiful yeah yeah wonderful yeah will you be standing outside tonight if there's a storm I will fucking be there yeah okay and I also have a dental update big topics guys this one is scandalous so yeah what happens now let me tell you about my dental hygiene it's fucking impeccable I use an electric toothbrush I floss daily I get even under my crowns with the dental flossers as we know

on this show and I still floss by the bed and throw them down so just so you know go fuck yourselves um so I went to the dentist here for the first time for a cleaning and just y'all know I had my cleaning before we left Los Angeles so I know my shit is tight and I just had x-rays done okay so I know I'm in good shape okay this new dentist Tommy goes oh well you see this tooth back here she goes this crown is lifting oh and then the molar next to it has a crack in it too so you should put a crown on it so that it doesn't break and I was like hey that's fucking bullshit it the tooth the crown isn't lifting you dumb bitch what it is is that it's a fucking 20 years old and it just sits awkwardly crowns are horrible to get by the way you don't want a crown because

they're really hard to floss around which is why I use those flossers to get in there they create gum disease they're not ideal so a she lied it's not lifting you stupid cunt because I've had my x-rays several times over the years nobody has mentioned this and I really trusted my guy in LA number two I'm not gonna so if it cracks it fucking cracks right so then I'll deal with it what are you talking about so wait what did you put a crown on it preemptively how did you end up handling her no and then here's the third part she says she goes I go I'm so afraid of my veneers popping off you know on the road or something she goes well why don't we get you a night guard because you said looks like you're clenching and I was like well that's the first time I've ever

heard that no one's ever told me I clenching my sleep I'm very relaxed I don't sleep so what are you gonna do about this no one listen so then I go okay yeah let me uh let me see what the estimate is on the the guard that's the one thing I may do I'll be like well you know protective veneers guess how much you want it for the guard how much you're gonna die 1400 fucking dollars 1400 dollars for a night guard get your life bitch get your life I said go fuck yourself I'm not doing you're out of your fucking mind I go really I go it's not lifting okay I have a dentist I just took x-ray six months it's not lifting it's that the crown is 20 years old I'm assuming you're switching dentists of fucking yesterday I already looked for somebody like I got somebody okay I mean

I couldn't and it was a woman a mother I'm very upset I was like how dare you try to rip me off bitch but don't you agree why would I put a crown on a tooth that is correct she's telling me it's correct this is the first time I've ever heard anybody say that nonsense so what so let it break and when it breaks then you fix it yeah don't put a crown on it yeah stupid cut I'm so angry that she tried to rip me off I can I'm the dental queen I can I'm like daddy let alone I'm all fucking frothed up yeah she called your daddy over and oh yeah don't swindle me you bitch yeah so we're out of there out of there bro out of there bro I happened to ask for a recommendation this week so I got one okay good and uh it's not a mother no nice lady I was like oh she's a nice

lady I could trust her nope um $1400 get your life bitch get your fucking life stop calling us daddy yeah did your mouth guard cost you $1400 no no but they're expensive they are expensive but maybe half of that right maybe yeah maybe $600 max for that kind of a thing 14 I could I just died she's upping that price on you stupid bitch listen I gotta take a piss man sure okay um so this is super exciting we mentioned a little while ago that we had done an interview with somebody we really wanted to interview talk to on our show and that person is Dr. Joe Court now to give people context to Dr. Joe Court is here's how we first discovered him hi there my name is Dr. Joe Court and I'm going to give you reasons why straight men have sex with men they're not gay they're not bisexual

my whole um specialty is with male sexual fluidity and um what I always say is that when women have a non-heterosexual thought we give her wiggle room but we fetishize her when men have a non-heterosexual thought we stigmatize him and we tell him he's not straight false wrong I really want to get rid of this myth I really want to get rid of this stigma and if you stay with my tiktok you're going to hear all the reasons why straight men have sex with men I'll see you later so this obviously piqued our interest because we had never heard this theory before this theory and actually you know that that one actually really you know makes logistically right logically it makes sense because a woman can have a gay moment right he's saying and it doesn't define her as being oh you're a

lesbian like no in college a french to girl end of story right whereas when a man does it it's very stigmatizing yes and so we found his tiktok we started playing clips and then we actually got him to do a call with us now on the call I had I had an idea that I thought would be really funny which was that I would tell him while we were interviewing him via zoom that I was on the road having a lot of gay sex and what we didn't realize is that while it's kind of funny to us it's his practice it's his actual like he sees couples these couples that are struggling with this issue that issue yeah and I was like yeah I'd blow like eight guys a week and he was like okay um and he was like you know are you serious and I was like yeah I was just played it serious and

you were playing the part of like you're like you know I tell him like it doesn't make me feel good when you do and wait so we were kind of pretending to be a couple with this issue yeah and he was being very compassionate which which one now that I think about it is like the whole time you and I childishly were like giggling on the inside because we were like this is so funny yeah but he was serious because he took it seriously and actually was trying then we hung up and and immediately I felt guilty I felt I had a bad feeling that we had done a bit and and it just wasn't yeah so we immediately called him back confessed that it was a bit and talked to him more and had a great conversation with him but shortly thereafter he contacted us and said I don't want any of that

stuff to air which we we you know uh respected respected his wishes and understand I mean look we're two jerk off comedians we thought we were we're trying to be funny it flopped right and we knew we knew that it wasn't played well but we fucked up we didn't tell that story for a while and then we did and then he heard it we didn't even send it to him and he heard it and contacted us and said he appreciated that and that he would come back on the show so I love it we're super excited that in a few moments here we will be joined for the second time by third time third time actually by dr joe court and hopefully you'll get to see this if we don't fuck it up yeah and we are back and we're so thankful and happy to be rejoined by dr joe court dr joe thank you

very much yes I'm glad to be back thank you we were floored we and so surprised and so happy and thankful that you sent a message that you heard us uh discussing that we felt terribly for uh your first appearance and um that you were willing to come back on so I'm curious how did you uh find out about that you know every time well the very first time even that you showed my videos people just from tiktok and social media okay they're all like oh my god you run moms how people I don't even know you know and they they want you to come on the show you know so then it happened again when you did that last one about apologizing and they said they want you on the show and that's how I heard oh that's awesome man I'm I'm so happy that you uh you reached out and we've discussed that

we discussed it even earlier today that you know I think even the first time we had you on uh we had called you back we had like a second conversation right and and we told you and what that's what we discussed at length that sometimes you have an idea for a bit and then the execution of it just makes you feel bad and that's what happened when we did that first bit with you um that we just we just felt bad that uh it didn't it didn't go as planned you know honestly I if we if I had known I would have been open to doing something like yeah it was that I didn't know that's why I didn't and then I was like is this real you know because I mean I'm a therapist right so I see lots of yeah things that are outrageous right so I wasn't sure sure we didn't know that and by the way

like Tom just said that like in hindsight we're like oh yeah this doesn't seem absurd to you that a wife would say like my husband's been blowing eight guys on the road yeah to you that's a tuesday but to us we were like that's so silly yeah yeah so right now it makes perfect sense and I'm so grateful that you're back and we're just it's nice when you get to redeem yourself in the comedy world and well one of the things too that I actually wanted to to bring up is is some of the things we brought up in our second conversation which is that because we we found out who you were and it caught our attention by that first clip that we had played of you saying you basically introducing your tiktok channel saying like this is my specialty so if you would I mean

can you elaborate a little bit on what you see and what you treat regularly because it's pretty fascinating yeah um I know it's very unusual to people I and I do so what I see so I do I deal with a lot of male sexuality and a lot of sexual trauma so in my office a lot of the cases started out as straight men having sex with men because they had been sexually abused by male perpetrators and from that then you end up as an adult returning to the scene of the sexual crime we as trauma therapists we know that when you're abused as a child if it goes unhealed you're going to recreate it as an adult so I'd see these men and they weren't gay they weren't bi they were reenacting trauma see and everyone understands that but what they don't understand is when

it's recreational I see men that enjoy having some kind of physical and sexual action with another man but he's not attracted to the man so I started to see this over and over and over again and they weren't gay and they weren't bi and what then the couples really struggle the the women really struggle as well like how could this be they think their marriages are over so so you're saying that this is a trauma thing usually when a man who is not normally into guys will be with other men have you do you see it in the male behavior sexually do you see men who are not traumatized stepping out and doing this okay yeah so the majority is is the number one is the trauma then I see men that want to have prostate stimulation so they want to receive anal sex they would

love to be what's called pegging having their wife peg them put a strap on on and peg him and a lot of straight guys are into that but the women are see that is gay or that he feels too ashamed to tell her you know and I they come to me and I have to say to them listen buddy your anus doesn't have a sexual orientation it doesn't know whether it's gay straight or bi it's an anus you know there's lots of gay men that do not like I'll tell you I do not have anal sex I have never had anal sex it doesn't appeal to me it's not erratic to me I call myself a side like not a top and not a bottom on the side and um it's not like my butt has something to tell me you know like I'm really straight someday yeah you just don't like it I'm not into it doesn't do anything for me right so

you're saying that those men want butt play but the women they're with or maybe you're afraid of it like licking scrum for instance so it's just like some guys just have some dumb bitch that just won't fucking come to the table basically right right yeah I know what you mean yeah yeah well and but it is changing a lot of the younger women are more than happy to do it because they love it it's the guys that are ashamed because of the criticism you saw the criticism done on tiktok and even on your show you know like the other guys nobody's being mean of no one was mean on your show I really appreciated that but so misinformed and so misunderstood like you asked I think I watched one of them I wasn't on it you were talking about me and you

asked your your guys beat that um behind the microphones you know have you ever heard of this and they said no of course they haven't heard of this guys can't talk about it right yeah there is there is a that's another thing that we we actually brought up that I thought was a very valid point you say in just one of your tiktok videos is that uh female fluidity when it comes to sexuality is like accepted no one bats an eye it's just like yeah a girl might do this and that but for male it for men it is stigmatized and even an inkling of fluidity people raise their eyebrows like what's going like they they immediately jump to judgment and it's so unfair and that's all I'm trying to do is challenge that and say men are just like women women might do it more

relationally men do it more transactionally they just get off and and the other thing I just want to make sure you all know is this isn't always about anal sex there's lots of ways to be sexual with another guy that doesn't involve anything with the anus so why do you think why does society stigmatize male fluidity so much what what is this I think it's patriarchy I think it's sexist I think it's toxic masculinity I think that people have men in a box and if and it's it's misogyny if you think about it because it's seen as feminine if a man is with a man then it's feminine it's so it just hits every one of those points which is why I'm sure I went viral interesting wow well this is it let's let's talk this way because in in Greece uh wasn't it common

for men to be with men right like wasn't your first sexual partner a younger man or a man would teach each other and then that changes right with the with Christianity coming into play and yes it's sort of understood yes even keep going right so in the Middle East isn't it common practice too that you know men can't have premarital sex so then they hook up with each other situational yes homosexuality so I wonder why our society is so so afraid of dudes but fucking you know what I mean they really have men in a man box men are in a man box and it's not that they're not doing it I'm telling you they're doing it and a lot of guys they they want to feel submissive there's research now we have really good research that a lot of straight men fantasize

about um I don't know what I can say in the show oh you can say anything yeah you're free okay so they can they say it's a fucking dick yeah okay all right safe space to talk about straight men sucking dick yeah but they're not sucking the dick of a guy like I'll ask them what does the guy look like when you look up like when I look up I want a hot guy looking down at me not them they're like I'm it's the idea of being submissive and and engaging in what women get to do that's interesting and how well how prevalent do you feel like or you know in your because you've had this practice how prevalent do you feel like this is in society it's a good question I can only speak you know from my clinical experience and even my social life right where people are admit things to me

because they know my my specialty yeah I think it's more common though than we think because and it's just because men don't talk about it if they do like we said they lose their heterosexual identity nobody believes them so this is interesting what you said is that the male likes to feel submissive it's much like in Game of Thrones when the Khaleesi figures out how to uh tame her husband the the the war guy right what's his name I forget his name she that's what Khaleesi was told to do is that the man feels like a dominant force out into the world but when he's with you he wants sometimes to be taken care of and to feel submissive he wants the woman to sit on top of him and allow him to chill and not not always be in their role you know that might be the reason

in in England in the UK that uh kink is so popular like spanking and SNM and all that it's that's with the power roles shifted right you see judges who like to be submissive in the bedroom and be whipped and spanked and whatever yes yeah interesting and so that's I'm glad you brought that up because that's another that's probably the third reason guys will be sexually engaged with another guy kink and fetish um you know some guys like their muscles worshiped women aren't going to be oh my god you got the biggest stick the biggest muscles and be all about them all the time where gay men are gay men are more than happy to let a straight guy know all that and um he wants that and it's erotic for him it's not about the guy giving it to him it's about getting it getting that

adoration getting the adoration that these dumb broads just don't provide you know stupid bitch so tight god well this is really useful information for women you know because I it's true because pornography especially to portrays men one way you well I don't know that's not true right well no there's everything there's everything but I know what you mean like most growing up I guess most most probably think that you have to fit into like this yeah what style of yeah being a sexual being like the man mounts the woman and jack hammers her yeah yeah bitch yeah and you know that's not the only way it goes yeah you know right it's like a one-tone thing for the guy yeah you know I mean women have their own stuff that we could talk about as well but for the guy

think it's important we talk about got men want sex in many many different ways and they're afraid to tell women because they have their own shame and they're they don't want to lose their women once they start talking like this a lot of women say where did you get these ideas I don't even know you anymore oh my god it's true if Tom were like hey I just I just want to suck a guy's weiner and doesn't matter I'll be like what the family's over yeah and I always thought that women would be more worried about STDs or STIs or HIV that is a worry but that's not their primary worry the primary worry is he's gonna leave me yeah well yeah because we're left carrying a hold in the bag we've got the kids and the reproductive stuff yeah yeah hundred percent yeah well that makes sense

from a nature perspective then my homosexuality is so threatening to the family structure so to speak right like if you were to be like I'm gay I'd be like oh shit oh shit right because then he might want to leave and he has a gay or bisexual identity but a lot of the guys that come to me do but many of them don't and they're really just straight men who just want to get off and sometimes they want to be a little verbally abusive they want to you know slapping spitting consensually yeah and they don't want to do it to their wives or their wives don't want them to do it to them so they'll find a guy to do it I imagine some of those conversations have to be pretty funny like all I'm just trying to spit in your face

they are hard do you so do you facilitate those discussions between couples all the time shut all the time does it ever do you ever get to a point where it's somebody's let's say fantasy like that whatever it might be the slapping spitting pegging and there's you you know it's difficult and then they do it and you find that they enjoy it that they report really yes and I always say that I say I can't guarantee this I mean one time I had a woman the very first time I convinced this woman I said just try pegging put on a strap on and and if you don't like it abort you know just stop it doesn't you just don't both of you can she agreed and they came back and she said I never felt so dominant so wet so aroused I made him my bitch and he was like this

he was so happy you know he was like happy and they were both happy but it doesn't always go that way but it can't Tom could you see me doing that for you no I couldn't I couldn't see you doing or me really but you especially doing the strap on thing I could see you slapping kicking in the nuts not interested yeah slapping I could see spitting I could be a dominant a dominatrix I could abuse somebody quite easily yeah but you're all your only thing that you only bring up is kicking in I like to kick it I am not interested just so that it's clear I'm being kicked in the nuts oh some men like that I don't even understand how how it's tolerated I mean if I'm if my nuts are grazed aggressively I feel like I'm gonna puke so I don't know how many times I'm the same way

I know I agree well how do they tolerate yeah how do they tolerate that I don't know how they physically tolerate it they have a high pain tolerance threshold for that and they like it you and you can see there's porn out there yeah they're being kicked you know the whole thing they're they're tied down and weights are hung I I know they love it I'm deaf I'm deaf I promise you that's not my fantasy it's too bad well so and I oh it's too bad it sounds like you want to do it I'm a real good kicker I took Muay Thai boxing classes when I was in my late 20s okay go ahead doc but but it's really funny that you bring this up though because this is a thing so some straight men will find other men to do engage in what's called cock and ball torture CBT right

so that's what that's called and men know how there are men that are trained to know how to do it more than women sure and then there's also jackoff groups and a lot of the jackoff groups a lot of straight men because they not only like to jack up they want to be watched jacking up they want someone to say wow look at you you got a big load you got a big or whatever and then they leave and it's not about they're not attracted to the men in the room I'm gonna say that sounds pretty fun I think we have a jackoff group going on in that booth right there we can do right now yeah I would like to hear a little more praise for my big load right a lot of guys would you know in years when I would say women want to be told they're beautiful that you're dressed nice I love

your hair and guys want to be told that they're handsome but they want to be told in the same way tell me my dick is huge tell me you want it every minute of the day tell me you want my load it's a love language of a male style Tommy I want your load thanks yeah you like that what a big load that's all I have to do doc is be like your load's so big your penis so great I don't know Tom would that turn you out I mean not the way she's doing it but you gotta stay in a certain way okay I'll practice okay uh fuck fuck fuck what did you say fuck the police fuck the police your load is so big okay and make sure it's that he doesn't mistake it for your laundry load because you don't want him to give you a laundry basket no you're right

about that have you did you find that the like now I mean it depends on where you look that we're kind of coming out of at least the worst parts of the pandemic did that affect your practice or what you saw like was it more or less people I don't know I saw people being more careful but I didn't really see people stop finding other people to hook up with I was kind of shocked by that because yeah because I would think that people would like put it on pause you know yeah no that what they would put on pause are exchanging fluids right but then engaging in other things could still be done right so genital play those things but they weren't kissing as much somewhere but some many were not the spitting stopped that kind of spitting stopped like COVID right you know you didn't kick me in the

balls but you don't spit on me fantastic all right cool Dr. Joe can I oh I'll tell you so so so okay one thing that has changed and I love this so gays and lesbian couples gay and lesbian couples they talk about sex we have sexual health conversations because we've had to have our own we've had to have our own just coming out straight couples are the worst they do not talk about um you know sexual health conversations what they like masturbation they watch porn read erotica and with COVID you had to now people have elevated I've seen straight couples talking about sex and negotiating and consent and all that which we should be doing anyways but they married couples weren't doing it and they're doing it now committed wow so that's a that's a big

plus a big improvement yes it's exciting yes cool that's nice yeah white people are a little uptight right as straights are very uptight very squares very very very and and not talking about these things that should be talked about that's why people end up having infidelity and then then in the infidelity the person's getting what they want when they could get it with your own let me ask you this do you got a lot of uh polyamory in your practice do you see that a lot I do see that a lot yeah it's a lot of open relationship does that how long term does that work out for people it works out in the sense that they're having more sexual health conversations like I said talking about jealousy talk and you know I always ask even monogamous couples have

you negotiated your monogamy people look at me like I have two heads what does it negotiate well can you masturbate can you send out dick pics can you receive them can you have a webcam with somebody in Romania you know these things are need to be negotiated just like in open relationships open relationships do it better and um there's more of a trust because they're discussing things and trust can still be broken I'm saying let's be real like how what percentage of those poly couples last you know what I'm saying I can't imagine yes that really works out long term well what ends up happening is the if there's a main couple they last but the what they end up attaching to may not may come and go there may be a coming and going of what's going on around them

but there's a secure attachment between the couple but they both have to want it yeah wow both have to want it Tom yeah that's my my poly experience you know um Dr Joe as we air this will be a part of our new episode do we have your permission to tag on to the end of this the first interview where we were full of shit now that people will know that that's what it was absolutely I know how embarrassing I really appreciate the whole thing it's a it's a really redemption for me too I really appreciate you doing that oh yeah I was told you're very nice people and when I got off the first time I was like they don't seem like nice people no listen we genuinely and then you can tell that it was

genuine because you know we could have just we ended that first call and been like whatever we both in the moment immediately were like hey call him back we we felt the need to confess and to let you know because we felt terribly because we were aware that it it is your practice and you were being genuine and you're a therapist and you help people and we felt bad that we had you know bamboozled you so it really was like just we felt guilty and we didn't want to leave with that feeling that we had you know manipulated you so yeah thank you very much of course and I appreciate that because it is very serious business to me it's very serious issues and but I can also laugh about it and take a joke so yes play it all you want you're the man lovely Dr Joe thank

you for your time thank you for joining us again and best to you I hope we hope we could talk to you again thank you thank you very much both of you thank you all right bye bye that was awesome he's lovely and we get to air the interview I can't believe it um yeah that's uh but first of all he's amazing he's great and now that we listen to him more you're like okay that does actually make more sense that maybe men do you have these inclinations but they're not likely to say something to anybody yeah absolutely and I think that makes sense as a practice like what he's talking about it's fascinating I could listen to him talk about that for hours you know and just it's like you know watching couples yeah like it's like why we're watching those couple shows

so fast I can watch that stuff for hours I never get tired of watching human beings interact and do you know like the whole time though like honestly the whole time I kept thinking god what are Tom's gay inclinations like does Tom have any oh really yeah of course the whole time like I wonder if he's like thinking about just like sucking dicks and stuff but then he doesn't say anything because you don't because you know I'll be freaked out like I legit would be like oh dude now we got to break up the family you jerk it's been 17 years you kind of told me about this dick stuff before what would have happened before no I'm saying that if you had hidden your dick inclinations your cock thoughts yeah you could have told me this you know 17 years ago but maybe

didn't know 17 years ago I don't know I don't know yeah it's like it does ruin stuff not really why because now I get to be with all these guys you don't think that would upset me a little knowing that you're with dudes what the fact that I fucking want to go to a jujitsu place it's all nude and just get taught you know what I'm not hearing a lot of reassurance right now oh babe I don't have cock thoughts babe get used to my lifestyle okay so he gave permission so we get to now show you that guys not just I mean because that was fucking incredible yeah we get to show you to be clear the first time we had them on

where we fucking we had a we planned a bit yes and the bit was yeah without telling him because I thought it'd be funnier to do like now he said I would be on the bit but then then it's acting and we wanted to do a bit you know we wanted to get his real reaction which was he was genuine but this is us pretending that I'm on the road fucking guys left and right it's pretty good okay enjoy all right we're super excited to be joined right now by somebody that we met we discovered on tiktok we've since had a really like just fascinating time learning about this and now we get to actually speak to him it's dr joe court you're here with us now dr joe how you doing how's it going it's going well it's going well it's very nice to meet

you you know we so we I think came to discover you made probably the way that many people have where you had a video that you posted on tiktok where you made a very interesting point you said something about you know when a woman engages in homosexual behavior it's we give her a pass we go is probably going through a phase or you know she's exploring getting to know where yeah and then if a man does something like that then we stigmatize them and you know demonize them and go like oh my god this is the end of the world and this is sort of your field of expertise it is I've been doing this I wrote a book about it and I have been doing this for quite a long time yes now you mentioned briefly just a moment ago before we were rolling that a couple of the videos that

you know a lot of people watched and and kind of got your name out there on that platform have been silenced yes so I did another video um two weeks ago two and maybe a few days and two weeks ago and it was on the same topic and that went super viral and people are duetting and they're stitching and it's all over the place and from that I'm getting even more attention but negative attention where people are going through all my past videos that I talk about straight men having sex with men and I think they're reporting them because they were live and fine yeah they're getting the one you showed up there on cuckolding yeah it's gone wow now can you explain because this is I think a real you know eye-opener to a lot of people like because when I watch your video and we got a copy

of your book here is my husband gay straight or bi a guide for women concerned about their men I can't wait to read this I just found out about this I'm so excited um so thank you this is what I want to know though like you read you read this or you know that the topic itself in the book or you watch your tiktoks and how big of an issue is this because it feels like it's kind of an underground unspoken of issue or topic and it will state it and it is underground and it will stay that way as long as people keep reading the comments of what they're saying in my I mean it brings out so many different things first of all it just challenges patriarchy it challenges the straight man you know straight men doing this they can't do it you know if you read the comments people are like

it can't be done for pleasure it's all got to be forced or trauma you know and I'd love to disagree hello yeah thank you all right wait disagree on which part disagree that like got like straight guys won't just do it for pleasure that it's fun you know like you go and you wrestle a guy and then you know your dick pops out just happens well the thing is what doctor court I'm glad you're here because Tom and I have been having this debate for years we've been married for 15 years we've two children together and I mean I don't know Tom does stuff every now and then that kind of makes me question like just but I'm very open you know like sexual yeah you know I've done three sums four sums uh orgies I've been with you know women guys trans people like I just you know I just put it

out there all right yeah okay so you're like done one of the kind of men I'm talking about yeah yeah how do you all right I didn't know that how do you self identify I identify straight as a straight guy yeah I do this is what I'm trying to tell people thank you I didn't know that yeah yeah I mean and people don't understand they want it has to mean for whatever reason that it cancels straight that's what I keep saying and it does not any more than a gay guy having sex with a woman cancels as being gay or even a woman thank you that's see that's very interesting but I'm so confused because I like what point does is Tom gay do you know what I mean yeah when is a guy that is interesting when is a guy gay like if you blow four guys in Palm Beach after the show at the improv

are you gay then it's not about sex I think people don't understand we fought forever before me and after me our community saying don't define us by what we do sexually if I'm never sexual another day in my life I'm still gay gay is a romantic spiritual psychological and sexual right it's just one of the components that's an identity yeah oh so Tom would have to have an emotional relationship with another man to be considered gay not necessarily because there are straight men that can have sex with a man and an emotional connection with the man but only that man that's called sexual fluidity so we all have the capacity no we all have the capacity to be fluid women it was originally studied have that capacity they can be sexual with somebody get it on with another

woman and she goes back to her heterosexual life when men do it we don't allow him to go back and it's contextual it's not like Tom's going to be on a beach all of a sudden looking at men the way I do it's going to be an experience and contextual thank you stop worrying so much god well the other day I walked in on him and his trainer and then they were in their underwear exercising and it makes me uncomfortable because I'm like well I you know what I mean how do I handle these inclinations of his by having those kind of discussions and then that's why I wrote the book for women because it is uncomfortable because what other you have been taught the way we've been taught all the way the men have been taught to be straight means one way and no homo

all that stuff yeah and so then you walk in on that of course you think that way and you got to be able to talk with them and this is a thing you can only trust it was good we started clothed and then we were going through because I had an injury he's like you want to see the way you know your body is rehabbing so we went through the exercises like shirtless and then shortlist and then you know pretty soon I was naked I don't know it just happened you know let me ask you something because I know people will comment on this why would you say you're not bisexual that's what people ask me all the time yeah exactly I mean no I think because I've only dated women and I like I like being married to a woman I'm I feel the most connection with women and I think about

women you know so I just identify as straight but you know like sometimes like like that day in the gym that guy the trainer he blew me after we worked out you know I can't tell if you guys are joking or not no I'm serious you are serious yeah nice guy though real nice guy okay right during the stretching okay I mean I don't know you so I can't you know I can't you know so in my office I see people that have trauma so they're re-enacting trauma oh I see people that have you know other kinds of sexual interest around the exchange between the two men but I would have to know you but I wouldn't be able to know what to be able to do so this is something though because like you know I mean we talk about me but I'm more interested in like

you know in you are obviously I know that it's a confidential practice but like how like are you constantly then sought out by men who are struggling with this issue I have always been because I'm a trauma therapist I would always get the men and the women finding them more and more because of the internet finding them looking at gay porn looking at you know maybe even being on Craigslist when you could hook up on Craigslist yeah so there would be that and so then then there would be a confusion and so sometimes of course the men are gay and sometimes of course the men are bisexual but often they're not and so that's the distinguishing factor that I wrote about in and so let's say a man is married to a woman and maybe he does enjoy watching gay porn

should he come to his wife and say hey like at what point should he say something to the wife like can they can they stay married because you do have a tiktok video yeah so how does that work exactly so ideally he should be able to come to his wife ideally partners should be able to come to each other around erotic and sexual interest the problem is our culture doesn't allow for that and so when he the reason men don't tell women is because once she hears that she thinks he's no longer straight and then there's no coming back from it I've had couples crying in my office uh divorcing over this great husband great father great lover great everything but I can't get past the fact that he is engaging in thoughts even about men really oh it's very

upsetting it is upsetting for me I'm not gonna lie I understand because yeah yeah and do you understand that that how would make her upset because from her point of view not your your sounds like yeah you you're secure with yourself it sounds like and you know yeah oh I know I'm just afraid he's gonna fall in love with a man and run away you know to be honest yeah I don't know him but I know the men in my office that identify as straight it's transactional sex it's about getting off it's about there's even jackoff clubs for men what a lot of straight men what go ahead tell me about this what's this that there are jackoff clubs that for men that men go to get a lot of game by people think they're all game by sexual they're

mostly but then there are straight men that are interested in jacking up with other guys you're not touching other guys it's about voyeurism and exhibition that sounds like a good solution I know where can you where can we find these clubs that I don't know I think you'd have to look up I don't mind and I do leave a staff here you guys can put that in your notes okay thanks oh boy so you know what the worst part is I'll say the worst part is that the men that enjoy are getting um receiving anal sex think that they're gay and I have a line I say to them your anus doesn't have a sexual orientation it doesn't know whether it's gay straight or by it's an anus and it enjoys a prostate massage which happens when you have anal sex and so

they want their wives to do it it's called pegging yeah but if the wife took a little pegging class we took a class on a doctor yeah yeah yeah and I'm I'm open to it but like if so if I peg him he's not gay but if he gets pegged by a man then he's gay right I mean or bisexual no no no because there are gay men that never have anal sex does that mean they're not really gay you know that they're not into it's confusing it's confusing because you're still thinking behaviorally now I can't there are a lot of women that like pegging their husbands there's a lot of husbands that like to be pegged and some men want to have a live penis that's attached to the person but they're not thinking god the guy behind me is super hot they're not thinking that they're

thinking I am enjoying this guy I could be submissive I can enjoy my right like a woman so as long as he's not like ooh it's the guy that's doing this to me like I'm turned on by the man part of it as long as it's just like the penis going into his anus like right then then you go like it's not a dude doing it you don't think about that part so there is some of that and then there is I do like see this is going to be complicated I know sometimes it is about the guy behind me but it's not like me I'm looking at all the guys on the beach that that are attractive to me that guy who's getting um anally penetrated by the guy behind him who might be into him a little bit it's just that guy there's something about this guy between us yeah yeah yeah I got it now I want to go back

to something I know we discussed it but I think a lot of people are going to be really curious on the clarity of when is somebody like gay because of like you know what I mean because of their acts or thoughts and when is it a straight guy engaging in an act with a man but he's not gay like what what is that distinction okay so I always jokingly say I'm not a gay whisperer if I was I would be rich and having dinner with Cher tonight not over here I would be with Cher so I can't tell I really can't tell what I can tell us how to help a man go inside and in the book I talk about four questions the first question is does he have any childhood memories or youthful noticing of being on crushing on boys being attracted to boys I have tons of memories of being

in locker rooms and crushing on this guy named Billy and wanting him to be my first kiss and I have so many gay and bisexual men have so many straight men who have sex with men have none it's all women well yeah all women really yeah okay well that okay so okay that's one so number three number two is homophobia the guys that are gay and bisexual are so gay homophobic and biphobic I'm too gay for them they're never going to walk in my office they want to therapists talk them out of it the straight guys have read my books and better than any gay guy by the way they've read all my first books for gay men and they say if I'm gay help me be gay and I'm like you're not gay it's I mean it doesn't sound like you're gay from what you're telling me

so they and they also don't have any homophobia they're they're okay with that do you have you you don't seem homophobic I'm not homophobic no but that's a good point because I think you said even in your TikToks that sometimes people are afraid to be gay because of their own internalized homophobia and even the fraternity culture you you spoke about that how doesn't like they they do a lot of horseplay gay stuff and they're they're mocking it there's a guy that works here I think you met him in a dove and he said that when he was being initiated into his fraternity he they did like this tea bag challenge where you lay back and everybody dips their balls in your mouth you know yes yes right right and so everyone understood nobody ever puts in that article um these guys are

really gay right but when men do it and they're men of color and they're on the download then people say they're all gay that's not okay that's not okay you can't have it both ways okay um next question what was the next question the third one was the beach test when you're on the beach where do you see your attraction like for me the women are in the way I'm looking at the men I'm not looking at the women right yeah so for straight men in my office they'll say I'm not looking at men they're not I'm not turned on by men I'm turned on by women yeah same yeah same yeah okay I'm pretty sure so so far we're still straight and then the fourth one what's the fourth question the fourth one is who do you want to come home to in other words where's your community where

where do you feel at home I feel at home with the gay male community or the LGBT community the straight men will say I feel I want to wake up to a what a woman I'm interested in women and being with a woman yeah you're still there pretty much all right we're gonna stay married all right now can a gay man a fully gay man stay married to a woman how does that work so how it works is they have they end up opening up their relationship and he ends up being able to be sexual and they negotiate that together yeah they negotiate so she has partners on the side or or whatever he may or may not but a lot of therapists um judge these couples and force the straight one to come out not force but you know sort of like this is what you need to do to the

gay spouse or by spouse you need to come out and go on with your lives and I've never been that way I feel like marriage is between two people and what you decide it's going to be for you not what Joe Schmoe outside of here decided that's a really good point that's so that everybody individually every couple decides the definition for them yes and in gay male relationships and lesbians it's exactly like that because we're out of the norm right we're not into heteronormativity we decide what we want on our own yeah I know a gay couple that um they they they crush ass on the side like and they have a you know they have an open dialogue about it like you know yeah I'm gonna I hooked up with this guy today at the park or whatever and yeah yeah they just yeah and they

but they're both cool with it yeah that's the key though they have to both be cool with it you know they have to have discussions yeah I would I would mind if mother Teresa came on board too if you know what I mean over here no oh okay Elsa well you want to go on a gay cruise and I don't want to go I don't want to look at gay guys throwing beads at each other but it's not it's not a gay cruise it's a it's a sex cruise right so it has everything it has like little people but I feel like I do enough for you because I we watch gay porn while we're having sex isn't that enough yeah sometimes I like to mix it up man I like fireworks you know uh huh yeah I like you guys are having an open conversation about it that's the most

important thing that's all that matters he doesn't give me another choice can I tell you something else I'm into always telling me stuff uh amputees okay I know that that's a fetish I don't know what it's called but I know that that exists yeah and I and I'm most attracted to actually female amputees you're now you're just telling me this one yeah something I've been uh getting off to quite a bit boy okay like I like the fantasy like helping them when they're like oh my god you know can you get the door for me and you're like yeah but it comes with a price you know that kind of thing but let me ask you something do you also acknowledge how hard this is for her yeah do you yeah I think so I think so I just bought her I mean that has to have go ahead I bought her jewelry

last week like hey you know I know I mean really being empathic you have your fantasy this is what I would do in a room is help you understand so how do I do that for her yeah tell me by by asking her to talk about it you just listening and and validate you know like you would say I'm hearing it from her point of view not taking away your point of view but I can see I don't know if this you know I'm on your show so I don't know what's going on but you look like it's not completely comfortable for you well it's again it's you know I'm getting used to this he's always told me jokey jokes about it like oh back in college my friend and I would horse play or this and that and I was like okay and then now it seems like lately it's just getting more and more concrete these things like

walking in on him and the trainer and we've been watching a lot of gay porn in our own sex life and stuff and you know we did do that pegging seminar which was like haha at the time but now I'm like oh this is like this is real so it's it's newer I think yeah and and then yeah and then he asked me to get these bangs and I was like okay like because I think a old friend of his looked like Justin Bieber in college or whatever and he wanted me to do this and then he wanted me to get this nose ring and this is like because his other friend from college had it and then he's like I want you to strap your breasts down a little bit they're too big like stuff like that so I'm like I'm getting a little nervous hmm yeah I see what you're meaning though I should just listen to her

you know right and validate how this might be difficult for her to come around to yeah I'm listening right now thanks all right yeah let's listen yeah should I charge you for this I mean I think so at this point it's totally a session so all right so people can get the book is my husband's gay straight or bi a guide for women concerned about their men they can also follow you on tiktok dr joe court do you post on other platforms too I do I'm on instagram I'm on twitter I'm on um it's all dr joe court it's all at dr joe court okay and um hey man like when we're uh we both tour you know when we're in michigan are you gonna come to a show I would love to I I I would love to yeah I've been watching some of your stuff on line you're just fantastic

and thank you so much for joining us you're very nice and I feel like you know you really open people's eyes I could tell you're a really kind empathetic guy yeah and thank you very much it's nice to talk to you um I'm gonna you know listen to the uh well ball and chain you have here for a while after this one but thanks so much for talking with us thank you so much dr court all right thanks for having me all right we'll talk to you later bye see ya bye bye so there it is was that mortifying for you well it's just it's hard for me it's what I what it is is I really just feel like I feel bad yeah for doing a bit like that and it not considering that that's his work you know and that he was actually trying to be helpful that and so I can see why we felt guilty you know

of course and look in comedy you take swings at things swings you guys and that's the that's and you just saw as bomb is what you saw essentially is a bomb because it didn't go as we wanted it happens all the time and it happened and by the way yeah in comedy and life you swing for the fences you fucking miss and we missed and that was a miss and you guys got to see it yeah you guys got to see it good but but we redeemed ourselves and we made friends of them and it's all good yeah and I do think he is a genuinely good guy who cares about this this field and he is great teeth and great hair good for him good for him for having both great teeth and great hair yeah um you got to get out here soon because you got to go to your book club stop it let me

tell you something about that lady might be the one who was like fuck the police she might be there can I tell you this is my first time I'm belonging to a community book club because here in the south they want you to join you understand like there's no such thing as you're not joining the neighborhood book club so I'm giving you to try I'm gonna be one of these people that has a book that shows up this shows up and I make friends in the community I'm really trying and the book was really awesome um what was it called again yeah right I'm something to say the silent patient we read the silent patient it was very good if you guys are interested so we'll see how it goes and I have to leave on time to get to my book club so yeah I can't

believe I'm a person that does book club it's hard to believe you know but I'm southern now I want to try to be normal-ish as I talk about my goth mom then fuck the police fuck the police yeah but the police you know what you would pick if you were gonna bring a book for them to read I think we know a book I'm bringing but what's his name little bougie took it what if I thought I thought you were gonna bring a post office I love Bukowski see I didn't realize that see this is another Prajitzky fact I didn't know that in a book club you have to recommend that you pick the book yeah I'm mortified because all everything I read is

degenerate stuff if you look at my shelves yeah it's completely it is it's Bukowski it's philosophy maybe the bible should be like we're gonna read the bible go recover bitch what if it's like uh oh god Dostoevsky or something dark and they'll be like um you know we're gonna not do the book club anymore yeah what would you recommend maybe oh what about the four agreements that's an easy read and that's a nice yeah but they put I mean they might want to let me know how this one goes let me know how the how the meetup goes yeah I'll think about it because everything I like is dark is shit like nausea by Sartre I like don't bring that I mean I like darky I know G-Jack that's the last thing I was reading maybe get a maybe ask what some of the past books have been so

you can see like what the world is like of books they read you know I mean yeah I should make them read a dark book okay battle royale okay you ready yeah man I'm so stoked for this segment you like that that was great that was a light that was great that was well because on the last episode you were chastising me for my dark feet it was so depressing I know I left here just sad yeah yeah it makes me happy that was great because that looked so real it scared that woman she goes oh Emerson that's a great prank so that's a great talk for people just listening they have a baby tied to a bunch of balloons and he hid behind a wall and it looked like the balloons were flying her up yeah until grandma was freaking out freaking out super cute

I'm sitting out on my porch right and I'm getting blown it's very windy it feels good getting blown this guy I've seen him a few times and I realized that he is acting he's doing a bit he's doing a stick yeah he's doing a stick you're a professional comedian did you like that yeah I like him but you know what happens is a lot of times you you play really real people you know like what are you talking about Tom that are not doing a bit so tiktok is it stands out where I'm like oh this guy's doing this guy's doing a bit which is like it's amusing oh and he is tiktok which is kind of ready but he's not he appears tiktok oh he's not talked at all you don't think he's slightly no I think he looks he looks talked he knows he looks talked that's the bit you're

saying there's a self-reflective element this guy's completely self-aware that he knows exactly what he looks like enhances his work yeah yeah I mean look how he shoots it he lays down he always has food in his fucking mustache he knows what he's doing this guy knows what he's doing he does A.J. knows yeah yeah Anthony jr. Anthony jr. what so I know you're saying like I'm eating my Cheetos I'm at the beach but what's the like what else is he saying here I'll take you through it yeah let us look shark I'm here eating some Cheetos enjoying the day at the beach

like it's cut off but you want to come here on invited on vacation he's talking to shark yeah shark is well it's probably followers you know that's what he calls maybe he calls his followers divorones does he have breasts or he's just wearing a bikini don't know don't know if those are implants or part of the bikini see here's what really upsets me sometimes what are these guys that dress like chicks they got like smoke and hot twink bodies yeah it's not fucking fair because when you're a biological woman you're all fucking fat you know I mean like our bodies carry more fat it's just not fair they look so much better than me in the bikini is what I'm trying to say yeah okay I mean it looks great he's got a banging lady body nice spot yeah

fucking bums me out but his face is not good cut shit fuck me Okay nice and fat so she's got a plate of rats a lot of them I mean my main thing is like I'm not even thinking about if she's gonna eat a rat I'm thinking like why are you

gonna eat 20 there are little bites these are chicken wings this is fucking there's barely a bite in these little morsels they look pretty big to me well they're just full of gas or so that doesn't gross you out I mean I imagine the meat's kind of greasy like squirrels I don't think it's good meat that's rough they're just their diets are bad that is rough garbage and stuff have you ever been stuck in a conversation much longer than you wanted to be in a recent study 66% of participants wanted a conversation to end before it did here's how you do it start by asking a question about the

near-term future hey do you have any good plans for the weekend this gets the person out of this moment and focused on what's coming next once they relay that future plan you can respond to it and move into a close oh that sounds like so much fun I hope you have a great weekend it was so nice talking to you yeah you know who does that helpful customer service people you would you ever understand you know I mean you go I don't know you checking into a hotel or yeah they'll be like any plans you're like what yeah move it along they're just like getting ready to wrap you up oh that's cool I just thought this was

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vampire no I get it I got it you're not scared hey this is my application I'm looking for a sugar mama if you got dental and Jim money hit me up dental and Jim money yeah he wants to go to Jim well he wants to better himself which I appreciate a lot of times you sugar babies they just went purses and high-end merchandise he actually wants to improve himself he wants to get better teeth and a body I'm still I'm for that isn't that what we all want would you be a sugar mama nope I don't like his type I'm not interested I don't see his type goofy facial hair what's your type well he's a teenager first of all he looks

filthy what is your type well this this isn't it I don't have a don't know I answering the question again I don't have a type I like people on the individual I don't I don't have a type okay I like your type you know what I like scummy homeless I've told you that you know who I like dirty I like fucking what's that guy 99 problems Vincent Gallo God I like what do you like about that Benicio del Toro yeah but Vincent Gallo looks like you blue eyes the beard kind of scraggly dirty looking I like that I like I like guys to look like guys I don't like perfect yeah I like a little gritty a little mean yeah look how

crazy that guy is I like Vincent Gallo I like that's your fucking type well yeah look at him he's a weird that's you you don't see you in there no I don't yeah okay I like Benicio del Toro and then Ryan Gosling you're always bring up Gosling I think that's the real answer he's pretty but I wouldn't in real life I wouldn't be into him why he's too perfect I don't like perfection I like this I like scars I like beards do you know what I'm saying sure I find I'll tell you the truth I find it feminine when a man is too like he's not pretty but yeah when a man is too beautiful it's feminine it reads I like masculine

male got you do it's dudes this guy is a little feminine with his bleached hair what do you think isn't this wild look at his tits babe so for people just listening it's this bodybuilder and his his titties are bigger than mine and he's injecting my glove off is he is this plastic surgery or injectables no this guy's this is a serious body dysmorphia I mean look at his traps there's not real traps and the oh man and I don't think he's got real abs either this guy's really sick yeah it's pretty funny right look at it sounds he's got graffiti in the house I mean that's not it this guy is really out there super

sick there's nothing better than this there's no better tick-tock this is the ultimate tick-tock but hold on don't go yet there's two great tick-tocks no three number one do you ever worry that you're retarded and no one's telling you yeah well well it's true yeah that's the number one ultimate tick-tock number two Captain Marcel Captain Marcel down the mountain yeah number three the Romanians playing goat bagpipes I mean there's nothing better this is real this is a gag it's not a gag this is a cultural this reminds me growing up

I had this shit in my house dead goats that are yes yeah yes this is if you this is the shit that I could like the stupid doily everywhere and this this is my house growing up I got you love it you're not even excited about a man playing a goat bagpipe what have you seen everything look at this dude this guy's rad this could be my uncle so fucked up it's so great yeah yeah they're Romanians they're next door hey everybody if you consider investing yet it's not you're getting such a Caitlyn Bryant Bitcoin it's really the way to go now take my word for it does it cut off there that's off I think for an

investment pitch you want to hear the whole thing no that's all she needs if you heard of Bitcoin you take my word for it okay she's a millionaire you can't help yeah just got a nice pad no I don't I do like I do like though that is something about like do you want you know here's what you should do with your money and that it goes that's the hard way take my word for it so that's all and much like the guy the nookie guy won't nookie on my face yeah she's watching TV the reflections in the glass in New York City I'm so excited to get whoa I'm walking here I'm really excited to listen to me

we don't talk like that we don't say things like that you understand do you understand okay sorry forget about it that's great I've seen this yeah it's a good bit we don't talk like that yeah they actually do you just did yeah that's a bit to talk like that was a set it's funny it's funny though forget about it yeah I like he's a good kid it's like when I saw the Tom Cruise impersonator and I was like that guy's really good you didn't see a Tom Cruise impersonate you saw a deep fake of Tom Cruise that was perfection you're like it kind of looks like Tom Cruise I couldn't believe my good fortune that

I found a man who looks just like Tom Cruise but isn't Tom Cruise pretty cool yeah oh you know who you are I love you Christine what can I say popular different that guy guys love me loves you loves me you know who you are you know who you are Christine I go for him over the sugar baby guy yeah he's like a real man like a dude this is a real dude yeah I like dudes so you're saying this guy's got a shot maybe pretty cool hey I said I do not want you guys contacting them on me so if you I will

protect you every time I don't want to join you guys this one's masterful masterful come on also a real dude he's a real dude real too much he's duetting himself telling people not to bother him yeah it's pretty great that's kind of meta yeah right talking to himself is pretty great reminds me of that prank phone call of that guy he's like who's bitch ass is this he's like who the fuck are you and it's him this is brilliant but he did this to himself yet not another tech talker no he's duetting himself which I've never seen no it's pretty amazing I've never

seen that yeah it was new that's cool yeah good time that's it that's it that's the last one that was a good match I feel I feel a little more uplifted than the last I feel sick inside not like last time that was really bad we should have closed on the baby yeah yeah well next time I know I'm okay next time we'll close on up yeah I need a little bit of positivity yeah I got you talks okay this feels me with joy I don't know about you this is pretty great what about a guy in a lathe getting his shirt and his body stuck in a lathe would that bring you joy look at your face it almost was perfect yeah yeah here's your face unfortunately the shirt ripped but it was

pretty cool you're cute thanks I think you're right see your hands am I like your type am I type yeah who's your lady type who's your celebrity crush I don't know if I have a celebrity crush who would you set this for years because because I don't think of in terms of celebrities I don't have like I don't have I mean who's your type what's your type yeah dudes dudes yeah so good dudes yeah Charlize Tehran she's great what's your type just like you know chick puts out fucking little attitude will spit a little bit I don't know if they fags or what

I don't know if they fags or what is that good that's pretty good yeah black police showing out for the white cop black police showing out for the white cop why don't you read her transcript at your book club oh my gosh they'd be like what are you doing like this is happening in our schools you know they'd be like all right this is what you're teaching our kids new the children what should I recommend for my book club okay we got a run okay it was a lot of fun it was a lot of fun I like this was a great episode yeah I love you love you too it was fun to do this we got to we got to reconnect with dr joe court yeah that was nice

had some great videos daddy along that stopped calling daddy is back yeah our closing song is by uh wick wicked it's called uh burt kersher wrong name all right we'll see you guys next week bye bye people fuck up people fuck up no it's krisher and she was like oh burt christinger krisler people fuck up my name

first krisher burt krisher burt krisher burt krisher burt krisher krisher krisher krisher you always have me say his name rookie krisher burt crazier burt christiger you always have me say his name

hooker krisher burt christner people fuck uped my name Hear it burt christner people fuck uped my name kirtrick burt christner

no it's krisher and she was like oh Brett krisher I just could not stop I was like it it's like it just doesn't stop it's real this is amazing

I hope it never ends you