Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - 636 - Andrew Tate - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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First of all, I've started admiring men so much more than women.
I've gotten older.
I've noticed this that you've been a little gayer than normal.
And I didn't want to shame you because I'm happy that you're branching out
now sexually and you're feeling yourself.
No, I admire them more.
We're Polly, we're bi.
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Hello and welcome.
This is Your Mom's House.
It's so official now. We're coming to you from the White House.
Coming to you from the Situation Room.
We are in this studio that we have been working on since 2016.
And I think if you know what we've been through, I don't think it is unfair to say.
I'm never going to financially recover from this.
This was a stupid idea.
This was a stupid idea.
We could have stayed in our apartment.
Why did we do this?
You feel that way?
I mean, it's a fucking million dollars that got into this.
What's different?
I don't know.
I don't know either.
Well, I mean it is, you know.
Yeah, it is one of those things.
Well, I guess you just have to be prepared to die.
That's kind of how it feels.
Well, how many millions have we spent already?
I don't want to fucking say it, but it's several.
Yeah, well, it's expensive here in Austin, you know, and the materials and stuff.
Fucking Elon Musk. He's the reason.
Everything was normal.
And then he came here. Now everything's not normal.
No, I know.
Well, you know, it's for the fans. We do this for them.
We want to give them a better show every time.
Yeah.
And if it costs us millions of dollars and we put every penny into it, then so be it.
Yeah, just make sure to go to our donations page.
No, I'm super excited.
We have been working at this.
A whole team of people have for a minute.
A long time.
Yeah, I think this studio was supposed to be done initially in the summer.
It was.
Yeah.
They were like August.
And I was like, come on.
The guy's like, maybe July.
No.
I was like, OK, and it is December right now as we record this.
You're probably seeing this in January, right?
Are they seeing this in January?
January.
January.
Yeah, January.
Dare to before.
Dare to before.
Oh, this is like a New Year episode.
Yeah, this is coming out on December 29th.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year.
And Merry Christmas.
That's an even more important thing to say.
And it's why you're still employed now.
What are you thinking, though?
Look, look, and also, you know, we also haven't gotten our church keys from the other studio.
That changes the game.
Absolutely.
And why is that?
Because they were sent USPS.
Right.
Yeah.
Instead of FedEx, which we know is a superior mailing system.
It's not even comparable.
It's not.
No.
And so there's a reason that USPS is going to go out of business.
It's done.
So how many months have our church keys been in transit now?
This is like six months and we haven't seen.
Well, you know why they were sent USPS.
Why?
Because our child sent them.
He's fucking 16.
How is he?
Zolo.
Yeah.
I think he just turned 21.
Okay.
Yeah.
He's a baby.
He's an idiot.
He doesn't know that you go FedEx.
You just pay for the FedEx.
You don't do it.
So these are the church keys that we found the one box that made it.
So you're going to see some old school shit up here.
You got Brace, Gigi Allent.
Of course Gigi is going to be in the studio.
Some of it will change.
Erica.
Yeah.
Charge it to the game.
Yeah.
And then, yeah, various postcards.
The fucking portraits.
Amazing.
These are amazing.
Amazing.
We'll give you guys a tour eventually.
Yeah.
I mean, we got like the fucking coolest guys ever.
The coolest guys ever.
Done in like Regal.
You know, they look like they were the president of Spain.
Or the president of the king.
Look at those.
King of England.
These are amazing.
I know.
I know.
Oh, fuck.
It's so good.
Yeah.
It is really good.
And you know what I love about this set?
And I know it's a shock to the viewers.
Like you get attached to one way of the show being a certain way.
And then, you know, the change is not always welcome when you love something.
Yeah.
So I get it, guys.
If you're looking at this and you're like, okay, I'm going to do it.
If you're looking at this and you're like, this is not one time.
I'm obey.
We just got used to one time.
But what I like about this set in particular is that it looks really official.
It does.
And so much nonsense gets discussed on this show.
That's where I disagree.
This is a serious show that I think we give the young Turks a run for their money.
Yeah.
No, there's there's definitely different topics discussed.
It's so great that like we have these.
The more you dress it up, the better.
Yeah, it's hilarious that this is the silliest show on earth.
And we like.
And we got kind of dressed up today.
Well, I did.
I wore my Etsy jewels for it for you guys.
And I wanted to look nice.
It's our first day and you look very handsome.
Thank you so much.
And you look equally handsome.
Thank.
Is there anything where this when you call when a when a lady gets real old, she becomes
handsome.
Like a lady who's like 78.
That's a handsome.
They're like, you look very handsome.
Is that real or is that my imagination?
No, I think you're right.
I think that happens.
I think I think even the woman almost wants to be called handsome.
You know, I mean, no, at an old age, she's just like, I'm not trying to be hot.
You can't.
Yeah.
Call me handsome.
Like B Arthur was handsome.
Well, handsome is often more used for men.
Women can also be called handsome.
Suggest she's very good looking and also healthy and strong.
Handsome is just like to be used to woman who is petite or delicate.
That's true.
So it is for like a bulkier woman.
Huskier broad.
Yeah.
A full figured woman.
Cool.
Yeah.
Cool.
Cool.
Well, thanks for calling me handsome.
I really appreciate that.
You are amongst the most handsome woman I've ever been around.
That's how I'm going to start describing you to people who haven't met you.
Oh, my God.
Why?
When I go, what she like, I'll be like, really handsome.
But I'd prefer that because then when I show up, they're like, she's not a fucking dude.
No, I know.
She's way prettier.
And I'll be like, you don't think she's handsome?
I'll be like, I mean, I just wouldn't use that word.
And I'll be like, oh, okay.
Well, I guess we'd use different words.
And tell them I'm 68.
So when I show up.
I start by the way, I did this as a joke.
When we went, I did the, I really heard you sip and gulp.
Yeah.
That was cool.
Well, they upgraded the equipment.
So that's, that's a million dollars.
Just the bikes.
Right there.
Geez.
When I did the Asia tour that I need you to kill.
Yes.
That documentary that J. Elvis was in directorate directed where I went to Hong Kong, Singapore
and Macau.
I was there with Chad Daniels and God, Pete Lee, right?
So yeah, there's a three of us.
So this whole time on this trip, those 2014, I think I'm fucking 260 pounds there or something.
But anyway, the whole trip, I would tell people in Asia that Chad Daniels was 55, 56.
And it was a joke, right?
Yeah.
But what ended up happening is that some people would go like, they're like, you look fucking
amazing.
Yeah, it works in your favor.
And he was like, thanks.
And, and then they would go, you're 56.
And he was like, no, because he was like 41 or something.
And, but we ended up, I did it everywhere, everywhere we went.
I was like, do you know who Richard Gear is?
And they were like, yeah, I'm like, that's him.
Like I would point to him.
And they were like, that's Richard Gear.
Yeah.
But when you tell people you're older that, and you're starting to get older, it has an
amazing effect.
It works really well.
Yeah.
Stop trying to tell people you're younger.
That's, that's what I'm saying.
And I know, by the way, I have close friends and family who are doing this that are lying
about their age.
Seriously?
I don't want to say.
But they're doing it, they're doing it like single digit changes.
Do you know what I mean?
Like I'm, I'm, I'm 42 right now.
And it's like, if I were like, if you saw me introducing or talking to people and I'm
like, oh yeah, you know, I'm 40.
Oh.
Why are you telling people you're 40?
Yeah.
You're 42.
Just say it, right?
Yeah.
I know people who are doing that, like knocking a year or two on.
Well, maybe in their hearts, they feel.
No.
Maybe the pandemic, they're like robbed of that year.
And so you're like, I'm going to be.
No, they don't want to say it.
They just, they're like, oh, they're fighting it.
That's so funny.
Yeah.
I, you know, I don't have that.
I am.
Why?
Why would you know?
I don't know why people insist on lying or concealing.
It doesn't, it doesn't work.
It doesn't work.
Very seldom have I met somebody where I'm genuinely surprised.
All you should do is your best.
You know?
All you can do.
And the other thing is, I've learned this in this world.
Like, first of all, I've started admiring men so much more than women.
I've gotten older.
I've noticed this, that you've been a little gayer than normal.
And I didn't want to shame you because I'm happy that you're branching out now sexually
and you're feeling yourself.
No.
I admire them more.
We're poly, we're bi.
But here's what I, because I think I've always been like, man, look at like, look how awesome
that guy's body is.
Yeah.
And I realize I won't have it.
But I'm saying is, you go, you get what you get.
Yeah.
So like, I'm just never going to have it.
It's not for you.
It's not on your cards.
Yeah.
But you know what you would do have is a killer sense of humor, the ability to write things
that nobody else can.
And, you know, you've got other talents.
And I know what you're saying.
Like when I was watching the new real world reboot today on Netflix.
And when you see a 26 year old girl, like I see a girl now and you're just like, oh,
you're so beautiful.
Yeah.
And you admire that.
And you, you give that its place.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
You process it.
Yeah.
You go like, I noticed it.
I'll see you here in Austin too.
There's so many like shirtless fit dudes.
So attractive.
They're so good looking.
And you see them everywhere.
Jerky.
Every turn I make on the road, I'm like, there's another shirtless hot guy.
And then I, I'll feel like, I wonder if I could do it.
And then I'm like, you're never going to, never going to end up like that.
I'm saying you, like that's what that guy got.
Yeah.
That's his gift.
He's probably, he's probably poor.
Probably in stupid.
Yeah.
And then I'm like, I'm not poor.
Not at all.
Not at all.
And then I'm like, which car will I drive?
You know what I mean?
Like, so I, I just feel like you get what you get.
Well, that's the thing is that what would you rather have perfect physical specimen,
but you're kind of a box of rocks upstairs.
And you're like, you make a decent living.
Yeah.
But you're not.
Right.
Wealthy.
Like super, super hot.
Wealthy.
Yeah.
Any fucking day.
Yeah.
Because beauty fades, even if you are Richard Gere or Brad Pitt, like you're, you peak
and then everybody declines.
Yeah.
And at least you can like money's the best.
And I remember, I remember struggling so hard.
Yeah.
Like so hard, you know, like being so goddamn broke.
Yeah, I know.
I'm glad it happened in a way.
Like, you know, I don't want to go back.
But I'm saying, I'm glad I experienced that real struggle because it wasn't like for
a month.
No.
You know, it was like a decade or more.
A decade.
We were so poor.
And then, yeah.
Decade of us living off of Traders Joe.
Now, what would you say now, though, if you're like still like that, but also not hot?
You'd be like, what would you rather have that guy's hot body or you, there's no brownies
when you go home tonight?
What?
That's true.
Because I do remember being 23 years old and really knowing like, wow, this is the best
I'm ever going to look.
It's good that you were aware of that.
Of course.
Because I don't think a lot of people are.
Oh.
Like I even tell people like, no, you should like, if you're, if you're like in your early
20s and you've had a doubt about like doing photos of yourself, do it, take the pictures
of naked.
Yeah.
I did plaster casts of my body naked.
Have a photographer take like a pro, get in a bikini or lingerie or, you know what I
mean?
Like pose and like save those.
Save them.
And you jack off to when you're older.
Can you jack off to yourself?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you think people do that?
Of course.
They take it.
I can't be the only guy doing that.
Babe.
Okay.
Okay.
If I were a lesbian.
Yeah.
Could I masturbate to younger pictures of myself?
I don't know.
You know what you do?
You just.
So weird.
You'd really admire it though.
It's like that Liberace movie.
Remember when he makes Matt Damon go to the plastic surgeon and become a younger version
of Liberace?
Yeah.
Remember?
He's like, just change your face.
Give him a dimple.
And he's like, that's what you look like.
And like he brought a picture.
He wants to see himself.
And he wanted to fuck himself.
And he had such an extreme face lift that he would sleep with his eyes open.
So he's like, like eyes open.
It's so good.
It's so good.
That movie is really good.
So funny.
That's Michael Douglas in it.
He is phenomenal.
See, that's like, we were shitting on House of Coochie.
Yeah.
The acting specifically and what absolute dog shit performances were delivered.
And that's a movie that the Matt Damon and Michael Douglas were just fucking amazing.
Because it's easy to be over the top with Liberace.
Yeah.
But he gave a grounded performance as Liberace.
But wait, can I say one more thing before we open the show?
Yeah.
The second thought to this, I was 23 years old and I'll never forget.
I was home on a Saturday night watching MTV.
Yeah.
Okay.
Are you listening to me?
I'm listening.
Listen.
And I actually had the thought.
I remember going, what?
I got to take a shit pretty bad.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I swear.
What a great way to open this show.
I'm sharing a thought for you that you've never heard me say before.
How bad do you think I have to go where I'm saying that?
Okay, go shit.
Go, go.
We got a new studio.
Go shit.
Guys, yeah, you should shit.
Don't hold it.
I got to go bad.
Go shit.
That camera looks crazy, huh?
Well, are you going to tell me about your dump?
Everybody's on pins and needles.
You want to know?
Yeah, you stopped the show to shit.
That's very rare.
Yeah, it is.
You don't really do that a whole lot.
You've done it a few times.
Can I tell you something?
Please.
It was awesome.
Yeah.
Well, elaborate.
What do you want to know?
What was awesome?
It was painful and then the release of the pain?
No, I just felt like God's natural pull.
It wasn't like, oh my God, here's a number.
It wasn't like I ate something.
It was like a regular, like you should go now.
Oh, it's calm.
Yeah.
Calm and relax.
I'm really, guess what?
All right, I'm going to let you know some insight.
I'm dying to hear it.
I didn't have eggs this morning.
And I'm pretty smart.
Mm-hmm.
And I put together that every time I've had eggs for the last 20 years, something bad
happens afterwards.
So today.
Yeah.
Today, after 20 years of eating eggs every day, I was like, I'm going to skip eggs.
I have eggs right here, by the way, next to me.
But I think it might be onto something.
So you just had a natural brown.
It wasn't a catastrophe.
Right.
And you're thinking it's correlated to the no eggs today.
I think so.
Yeah.
That's a safe assumption.
Yeah.
Yeah.
20 years, huh?
Figuring stuff out.
Yeah.
Very good.
Can I finish the point that I was making before you rudely interrupted with your need to
shit?
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Listen.
Okay.
Ready?
Yeah.
Because he starts to look at the computer.
Yeah.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Yeah.
Okay.
So I had this very acute moment when I was 23 years old watching the real world at home
or whatever the fuck I was doing.
And I said to myself, I says, self, you're 23.
You're the hottest you're ever going to be.
Can't believe you thought this.
What are you going to do about that tonight?
I literally go, well, what can I do with that?
And I was like, I guess I could take pictures of myself.
And I already had.
I had shots and photographs taken.
And then I was like, I guess I could go out and get laid.
Like I could go to a nightclub and see if some guy would fuck me.
But then I was like, so what?
Do you know what I mean?
Like that's not hard to do at any age.
Like I literally didn't know what to do with my hotness at 23.
Okay.
Because think about it.
What can you do?
Okay.
So you're good looking.
Right.
Now what?
Now what?
I remember thinking like, well, okay.
So what did you do?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what I mean?
So what?
So you're hot.
And it's like.
I remember thinking like, I wonder if I could fuck some stupid bitch tonight.
Yeah.
And I did.
Yeah.
I've fucked lots of dudes too.
Yeah.
Big deal.
Sure.
Fuck dudes all day.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Now you can look at the screen.
Well, I just have the opening clip.
Oh yeah.
Okay.
Where do I look for that?
I don't even know.
Where to look?
That top screen right there.
Okay.
You ready?
I'm ready.
Here we go.
See that again?
Are you retarded?
What's your name?
Adolf Hitler.
Hey, come on.
This is big time.
Yeah.
That was Randy.
Wow.
Don't bring anyone loving today.
Go USPS.
Welcome to your mom's house.
With Tom Segura.
Tom Segura.
Tom Segura.
Tom Segura.
Tom Segura.
Tom Segura.
Tom Segura.
Tom Segura.
Tom Segura.
Tom Segura.
Tom Segura.
Tom Segura.
And Christina.
Christina.
Christina.
One station.
Welcome to your mom's house.
They don't hit lurch.
Yeah.
Pretty cool.
That's where our fucking knickknacks are in that guy's van.
They probably are.
Although I think that guy recording is probably kind of a real Larry, you know.
Larry?
Is that a saying?
Yeah.
A real Larry?
Sure.
That's cool.
I mean he's kind of a dick, right?
Yeah.
What does he say to him initially?
I don't know.
He's like, what did you say?
Because he must have said something and then he's recording.
I mean you're an asshole.
He's an asshole.
Walking around with your fucking camera out anyway.
I hate that.
Recording every interaction.
I hate that so much.
Yeah.
What a dildo.
Yeah.
Would you like me to give you a bunch of pictures of me younger and then you could jerk off
to them?
I was just thinking what would be the ultimate Valentine's Day gift and maybe I could put
a booklet together of old photographs of me that a photographer took and then you could
J or D to 26 year old Christina because you got to F 28 year old Christina which must
have been pretty righteous but now you could relive those good times again.
With that booklet?
Yeah.
I'm kind of thinking that there you are and you know what would be cool too?
As if in like a decade our kids find it and they're like what's this?
Yeah but you don't have like unless I forgot a whole conversation we had.
I don't think you have hardcore photographs right?
Oh no but I can photo shot my head or something.
Oh on to somebody?
Maybe.
Oh.
I thought you could just J or D to like I actually have some pretty great head shots with my
dettes out more than they really are.
Oh okay.
Just like cleave.
Okay.
You know?
Hey it's a pretty cool idea.
You like it?
Sure.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Will you make me a young Tommy book and then I can J my V to that?
Like you're being to it?
Yeah.
Because look you've been dropping some hot picks on the gram lately.
Have I?
Of young Tommy.
Well there's a reason though.
You know.
I know what the reason is.
Yeah.
But the response has been very positive from what I see.
Have I dropped a lot?
I thought I dropped one.
Well I liked it.
Oh there he is.
There's the guy.
And by the way I rewrote I the whole point of that was actually because I can't believe
I use that head shot with that chest hair.
I know.
But I didn't want to like I didn't want to say I thought it was too on the nose to say
it.
You know and then everybody's like talking about the head.
I'm like no it's the chest hair the joke is the chest hair.
I actually sent that out.
Yeah but let me tell you what sets you apart though is that all these effin effin sissy
boys these fuck boys they're not rocking chest hair.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying like some casting director saw that and was like that's a fucking man
bro.
That's a 23 year old person.
I know.
I know.
Yeah.
You were very mature for 23.
I mean with that chest hair you have to be.
Yeah.
You can't be immature.
You grew into your chest hair fast.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You were the first man I ever was with that had that chest hair boy.
Really?
Dude 23 year old boys don't grow a rug like that.
Yeah.
Pretty serious.
It was gnarly.
I liked it a lot.
I just now when I look at it because I I laugh I'm like I just imagine casting directors
getting this and I'm like Jesus this guy's chest hair man doesn't even know to cover
that up.
Yeah.
They're they're fucking lost all right.
Big time.
Stupid bitches.
Now look.
Yeah.
You stupid cunt that didn't cast him.
Yeah.
You fucking dumb bitch.
Yeah.
Stupid bitch.
Yep.
Don't compliment that bitch.
Don't compliment that bitch.
God that that one goes in my head so often.
It's always there right.
Don't compliment that bitch.
I love that.
Don't compliment that bitch.
Yeah.
I love that lane of tech talk guys that are like number one don't give her shit like Tom
Lake is the school of treating women bad.
Yeah.
God it makes me laugh.
Yeah.
I spent $10 on a date and that was his whole thing is how little money he spent.
He was always telling guys like stop spending money on women.
That's him.
He's so gross.
That's the guy.
So disgusting.
That guy.
That guy's like I spent $10 on a date.
Jesus.
Oh he returns over the internet.
Oh shit.
We got to get into a lake.
Actually so look look at that far left.
That's him.
Looks like he lost like a hundred pounds.
Good.
Yeah.
Oh good.
He looks way better.
He looks really good there.
Good for him man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
His whole shtick was treating them treating them like shit.
Yeah.
It's just an act.
I knew someone that worked in the same building as him and he was like yeah that was all just
an act.
Yeah of course.
Look at that pose.
That's him.
Blow me up Tom.
What a great stick.
He just figured out because then the thing is once you know that character it's like
a great sketch character.
Once you know the character you know how to answer any question as the character.
Yeah.
That's so true.
When the caller would be like hey I'm dating this girl and I don't know she said she was
going to be there last night.
He's like dump that bitch and then he would just be you know he just knew his shtick.
He knew the character.
Yeah.
Hold on.
My favorite head shot.
What do you have.
This is my favorite.
There's a lane of like like we did it as a joke on a podcast but like when I was like
what the fuck are you doing right now.
But like this guy all the time.
Yeah.
I mean we did it as a joke.
Oh sunglasses.
But like when that I think it's because you look like shit but then like the headshot.
Oh yeah.
You know like blow me up.
The other one is because you look good.
I like when you do it.
The other one is comics would do it.
You can't do it with these mics as they put the mic to their ear.
Is there like like being wacky with the microphone.
Yeah.
You know.
Yeah.
I hate that guy.
Do the headshot.
Yeah.
This one.
Yeah.
You gotta do headshots like this.
Like we should take bad comedian headshots and then they're like that guy is naturally
funny.
Look at what he did with his sunglasses.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The one good thing about I was just you know touring I was at the LOL and San Antonio
and they have newer headshots like our generation of comedians.
Yeah.
And thank God we all knocked that shit off.
Like the 80s were totally corny corn balls and now everybody's just like hmm.
Yeah.
Nobody does that.
Now we know not to fucking put out a tear.
When you start I think you don't know you don't know shit.
Don't compliment that bitch.
You don't fucking know.
So this came in a little while ago.
I've been so excited.
This is a this is a clip that immediately I got so excited about.
OK.
And I've had it for a minute.
But I'm glad that we saved it for the new studio episode.
Oh.
Fucking amazing.
Oh now you got me intrigued.
You ready.
I'm ready.
It's good.
Is he down is he down is it down.
It he down 100 it is he down.
He's either he's the down.
Did you see him go down did you see him go down did you see him go down?
Did you see him go down?
Did you see him go.
Did I smoky.
Did I smoky.
We got out here.
Look at the meadow.
This is why this is why we came up here.
We've been slipping along this big huge meadow.
Big long tall meadow.
We've been slipping along here.
Just glass and just glass and glass and all of a sudden literally I didn't even
put my head in it on.
I'm like, oh, we're just glassing these big huge meadows.
Is he down?
Is he down?
I might be Asperger's.
I have a hard time reading emotions.
Was that?
Really?
Did I smoke him?
Was he sad or was he jazzed?
He's contained over excitement.
So he is beyond thrilled.
I thought he may have felt sad like did I is he dead?
No.
No.
He's just like, I did it.
He's so stoked that he murdered an animal.
Yeah.
He murdered a giant apparently.
That's what they're saying.
He's just like, he's like, you just got yourself a huge one.
Like these dad boner hunters are like, they're the best.
Because just glass is one of my favorite things of all time.
Yeah.
Of course.
Out there.
I mean, when he first gets it, he knows he got it here.
No way.
Yes.
Have you ever seen a move go down that quick?
Holy cow.
Holy cow is right.
That is awesome.
Yeah.
That guy is so stoked.
Oh man.
I mean, then it brought out like the glass and stuff.
Just glass.
Just glass.
Yeah.
He was great.
That's exploded.
But this guy, come on.
Look at this again.
Is he down?
Is he down?
Is he down?
Is he down?
He's so happy.
Is he down, Hunter?
Hunter?
Is he down?
Is he down?
Is he down?
Did you see him go down?
Did you see him go down?
I love it.
Did you see him go down?
Because his hunter is, did you see him?
Glass and pork, you know?
Did I smoke him?
Did I smoke him?
He's so...
Yeah.
He's going to come in his pants.
He cannot believe it.
I've never seen anything like Hunter sincerity.
Like it is so genuine.
We got to get into this because I'd like to feel that level of excitement in my life.
I know.
That level of joy over killing an animal, it must feel great.
You want to do like a YMH hunting trip?
I'd love to do a YMH hunting trip.
Bro, we're in the state for it now.
Let's go.
We could hunt in my backyard probably.
Don't they let you just do whatever you want?
You probably have to get a license to Walmart or some shit and just shoot stuff.
Yeah.
It's not that hard here.
Not at all, bro.
We can go right now.
Dude, let's hunt.
I'd like to know what this feels like.
What is he shooting though?
Like elk?
Well, the first one, the glass and guy got a moose.
I'll go to moose.
I don't think it says in this one.
We don't know, but it's something fucking huge.
Because I do want to eat the meat if we're going to cook it.
Yeah, of course.
I didn't kill it.
Of course.
We're not going to hunt.
And then just leave it.
Gosh.
Yeah.
Armadillos.
We're going to.
There's so many.
Yeah, let's go after.
Armadillo meat.
A hog.
A hog would be dope.
Yeah.
Elk moose.
Got a moose.
Got a moose.
What else?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's so fucking excited.
What else do you?
This guy.
Yeah.
But I like him because he's like, yeah, he's so stoked.
He's like, is he down?
Yeah.
Is he down?
Do it again.
Let's see.
I know.
Is he down?
Is he down?
Is he down?
My face.
Is he down?
John.
See that guy got to kill it.
John.
Is he down, Hunter?
Hunter.
Is he down?
Is he down?
He's great.
Is he down?
He's so sweet.
It's like a little boy.
Did you see him go down?
Yeah.
That's the thing.
That's the thing is it reverts back to him asking his dad.
Did I do it?
Did I do good, dad?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm getting dead that I shot.
I mean, he uses an arrow, a bow and arrow.
That's skill, for sure.
I feel like that's a fair-ish fight.
Why don't we just go out there with fucking AR-15s, though?
Just light them up, you know?
Out of a helicopter?
Yeah.
Now you're thinking.
We'll have the straps that tie you in.
I killed deer that way.
Murder a whole family of deer.
It's just a huge pack of deer dead.
What's up, baby apps?
There's a helicopter hog hunt.
There it is.
Oh, shit.
That's what I'm talking about.
A helicopter and AR-15.
Hell yeah, I did.
Dude, that is fucking awesome.
Yeah, bro.
And it's in Texas.
Yeah, of course it's in Texas.
Everything you want is in Texas.
Yeah.
Dude, literally anything you want to do, you can do here.
What?
This episode is going to drop and someone's going to be like, I have your whole fucking
trip planned.
Yep, it's going to be awesome.
Y'all want to shoot some deer?
Damn, that's a ram, isn't it?
What the fuck is this?
I don't even know my animals well enough to kill them.
They didn't stand a chance.
Here's the thing, though.
People go, man, that's fucking awesome.
That's gnarly.
They're like, that's not fair because you have helicopters.
And guess what?
Yeah.
We're people.
People get to use our resources.
Yeah.
Animals get helicopters.
Like if they start making them, they can fly helicopters too.
But I haven't seen a single animal have the ingenuity to develop a helicopter.
So it's fair.
Get off a bridge and make it.
Yeah.
And let me ask you this.
Yeah.
Let's say you're stuck in the wild and I don't know, a bear comes up to you and you're
like, yeah, but the bear is nine feet tall and it has huge claws and teeth.
You're like, yeah, that's what the bear has.
That's the advantage to the bear.
I have a helicopter.
That's my advantage.
Yeah.
Why doesn't he make millions of dollars and buy his own fucking helicopter?
Yeah.
Because he's a fucking idiot bear.
Fucking idiot.
Yeah.
So no, it is fair.
Yeah.
That's true, Tom.
You're right.
Yeah.
That's true.
You're so smart.
I like when you think about stuff like this for me.
I know.
Like look at this fucking, like let's imagine you're out in the wild and this bear comes
up to you.
You're in your Lamborghini.
Wow.
In your Lamborghini.
That's a little bear.
That's not a big bear.
Y'all, that ripped that guy's door off.
Off the hinges.
Yep.
And that was not a lot of effort.
It was like.
Nope.
And it looks like a cub.
It doesn't look like a full grown bear.
You ripped it.
So here's the thing.
If you're trying to tell me, I don't deserve to use a helicopter when I'm going after that
guy.
I think you're an asshole.
Kind of see your side now.
Yeah.
You should only hunt with helicopters in AR-15.
Yeah.
This is a.
It's not cool.
So it's fair.
Dude, that thing ripped the door clean off.
How much force does a bear have?
What do you, what do you calculate that?
Is it force?
Nadav?
Strength?
Strength.
Or oh, how much force does it take to do that?
Yeah.
Like what's, what is a bear's strength?
How is that quantified?
That's a good question.
Like what's the measurement for strength?
You know what other animals can do that that people don't realize?
A chimp.
Yes.
They rip fingers off.
I've heard Joe Rogan discuss this.
When it comes to pure strength, the grizzly bear can lift over 500 kilograms.
I don't know.
That's over 1,000 pounds.
That's a car.
That's a ton.
Yeah.
Right?
1,000 pounds is a ton, right?
No.
2,000 pounds is a ton.
Damn.
In less than 24 hours, our conclusion was grizzly bear is equal to two and a half to
five times in human strength.
Depending on the human too, right?
Yeah.
That's true.
Yeah.
It can.
Okay.
What is this?
How much force can a bear exert?
It can close them.
Close them?
Probably a mouth.
1,200 pounds per square inch is certainly enough to crush a human skull or snap the
spines of very large prey like an adult male elk.
Oh, and I do not assume that because a bear is strong and appears clumsy that you can
outrun it.
That's cool.
So they're also.
Yeah.
And you're still making the argument not to use a helicopter?
It's fucking insane.
Do people eat bear meat?
Yeah.
Understanding bear weakness.
Let's see.
Bears are very short-sighted.
That's it.
Or peripheral vision.
Hence, the reason they stand on their hind legs to get a better view.
Oh.
They cannot stand erect on a steep grade.
Their neck muscles and jaw structure provide more resistance for turning their necks.
Yeah, here's the thing, man.
If you're thinking about fighting a bear, it's not going to work out.
Don't.
That's obvious.
So what they're saying is bad vision and it's like this, like it can't really.
But also that its mouth can crush your skin and rip your fucking spine out of it.
Yeah.
It's pretty.
There are no bears in Texas.
Yeah.
There's no Texas bears.
Yeah, there's Texas.
Where?
In the dessert?
I don't know.
Desert bears?
I don't know.
There's two bears in Texas, right?
No.
Well, we have like, we have snakes.
We have tons of snakes.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Look, what animals do we eat?
What are the predators here?
I've heard that there are tigers.
Black bear.
Oh, shit.
There's Texas bears.
They weigh 100 to over 350 pounds.
Damn.
Yeah.
Cool.
Okay.
That's not the big.
That's pretty small for a bear.
Black bears, yeah.
You know, like brown bears and grizzlies are much bigger.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're a grizzly.
I'm pretty, I'm pretty much right there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That is your animal.
Hmm?
I'm a bear.
You think so?
Yeah.
I feel like it.
Yeah, you are a bear.
You're a demeanor.
You like scratches.
I've walked in on you scratching your back against the wall like they do.
Babe, what animal am I?
I feel like you're, oh yeah, you're a bird.
A bird?
Yeah.
You like being perched up high.
You do.
That's true.
I like to live high.
I've always lived on like hills or stairs.
You always go like this.
You always go.
I did not do that.
Yeah.
I do not go like that.
Yeah.
You're doing it right now.
Well, that's because I'm pretending.
I'm an ostrich.
Oh, I could be an ostrich.
Yeah.
I have a long, beautiful neck.
You have that look in your eye all the time.
You do.
I do look like an ostrich, actually.
Yeah.
Let me see.
Hold on.
Ready?
Tom, ready?
I feel like I get that quite a lot.
Tom, ready?
Very close.
I am, but my hair is kind of floofy like an ostrich, too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's do this game.
What animal is Nadav?
I think he's like a beaver.
He's got like a beaver face.
Hmm.
Let's see a beaver.
Let's see.
Kind of a beaver.
OK.
No?
I see it.
I think it's close.
Yeah.
Any one of these?
No, you're definitely not.
That's too cute.
You're not that cute.
You're not that cute.
Nobody's that cute in this office.
Are you joking?
Yeah.
No.
I am an ostrich.
Yeah.
That's so funny.
I never had that, but now that I see the picture, that's so accurate.
It's pretty accurate.
Yeah.
I wonder if my...
Fuck Joe Biden.
That communist pedophile raped his fucking daughter.
He sniffed kids.
He raped them.
He touched them.
He filled them.
He's a raping communist pedophile.
He sniffs kids' assholes.
He fucking vengors her balls.
It's hard telling how many fucking kids did fucking Joe Biden just fucking iterate.
Wow.
I love politics because of this.
Yeah.
You know?
Like the fact that you would.
Well, these are some serious allegations.
Don't you think he should go on the major news outlets and let them know?
I think we're helping him.
I think we're helping him get the message out there.
Yeah.
Remember when Hillary Clinton ate out Ryan Sickler or licked his balls too?
Those are some serious allegations.
You think I could forget that?
Of course I remember.
Of course.
I mean, we get intel like this.
Yeah.
You got to share this with the world.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm so happy that this guy chose us to have this exclusive.
Breaking news?
Yeah.
Me too.
He's an ass raping child abusing molestant.
What?
Communist pedophile demon motherfucker.
And I hope that fucking pedophile demon motherfucker Joe Biden burns in hell.
Burning hell, you fucking pedophile incest communist daughter raping motherfucker.
Burning hell, Joe Biden.
Quit calling me a chomo.
I'm sorry.
Didn't we rename these guys?
Oh, yeah.
Minor attractive people.
Maps.
Yeah.
Maps.
That got traction.
What?
What do you mean?
People started talking about that.
I've seen that now being discussed by other people.
No.
Yeah.
People are really considering renaming pedophiles.
Yeah, because so many people now are wanting to accommodate everybody.
I'm done.
I'm dead.
And they're new.
Well, here's the deal, man.
Is that the word pedophile when you think about it?
Are you listening?
Yeah.
What's that say?
What's that first one say?
The flag?
What's this flag?
We should know what the flag is.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
This isn't a pride flag.
It represents pedophiles.
That's good to know.
Yeah.
I didn't know they had a flag.
Yeah.
Good.
Now I know where to fucking throw a bottle in someone's.
Look, and they're attempting to be a part of the LGBT community.
So that's good to know.
No, this is super not happening.
Yeah.
But especially if you're a part of that community, community, you should know that flag.
So you know when, when someone's trying to, you know, be like, Hey, me too, man.
Me too.
So anyway, the word pedophile, pedo, meaning child, file, philo, Greek, meaning love, a
lover of children.
Yeah.
So the word is pretty descriptive.
The etymology of the word.
Of what it is already.
Yeah.
So minor attracted persons.
They don't like the stigma attached to that word.
Everybody gets all worked up whenever you say it.
Right.
So we're going to, so we want to rebrand these, these poor guys.
Why?
But for more acceptance and.
Clearly they're not happening.
They're borrowing a scheme and colors from the pride flag.
Cool.
So it kind of looks, you know, like, Oh, that looks like that flag.
That's working is what they're saying.
But you should be aware of it.
I swear.
And they're going to start now having feelings for murderers and rapists.
Please do not use gendered language.
The reason though, the reason you have people saying maps is because.
Yes.
That's what I love.
Point of personal privilege.
People like that.
I know.
Like these idiots got the conversation accepted where people are like, All right.
And then now it's a, this is, this shows you what ends up happening.
This is the natural extension of everybody being accommodated.
And another reason why it's taken months for us to finish the studio.
We have had to build 300 different bathrooms to accommodate all the genders.
Yeah.
Fucking retard.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it's been tough.
Yeah.
Because every week someone adds a new gender.
And now we have to build the bathroom to accommodate.
It's been expensive too.
Very expensive.
Yeah.
Very expensive.
Dama.
Mappa.
Pom Pom.
Nori.
That's what you can call your mom and your dad.
I mean, I'm all for this era of feelings too.
I think it's nice.
Feelings are good.
Finally, like it's, it's that, but this is, I think there's a limit, right?
Who gets to have sympathy and feelings?
Don't we cut it off at pedophiles and rapists and murderers?
Yeah.
Them you don't really have to accommodate.
Like we should castrate them and then study them.
Yeah.
So that we don't allow them in society.
Exactly.
But we should be savage with them.
I don't think they deserve a rebranding.
They don't deserve to be brought and treated like people.
No, they're not.
They're pedophiles.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
We should take a quick break.
Cause when we come back, we have the most exciting guest we've ever had in the history
of this amazing podcast.
Don't compliment that bitch.
We will definitely not be complimenting that bitch.
That's where it spits.
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We're back and look, this is episode one from the new studio and we thought we should come
out with a banger of a guest.
So we are very, very happy to welcome to the new studio jeans right here in Austin, Texas,
the great Cobra Tate.
Oh my God.
Cobra Tate here everybody.
I don't understand why everyone is so stupid.
I'm the first guest of the new studio.
You know I like two coffees.
I'm sitting here with one.
One, that's fucked up, man.
But we did get you sparkling water.
Yeah, we didn't get you poor people water.
Okay, all right.
You know, it's not so bad, but it's been a long flight.
Two coffees would have been nice.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Hey guys, get the fuck on it.
Unprompted, you dicks.
Yeah.
Clean.
Clean up.
But you know what?
But you know, I say these things and people really genuinely think I'm crazy.
Yeah.
But I mean everything I say.
That's what I love about you is that you really are just not afraid to say.
He's a maverick.
Yeah.
I'm a maverick.
Yeah, that's exactly what I am.
I'm hard to kill.
Yeah.
Like Steven Seagal.
Yeah.
He's a maverick.
He's a maverick.
He's a maverick.
He's a maverick.
He gets on the train.
He's a young lady.
Of course.
You're a very gorgeous woman.
But I'm the big G.
Well, you're not going to clean my house.
Yeah.
Right.
Something has to happen.
Well, let's talk about this.
This is fascinating because we came across your videos a while ago and.
Thank you very much, sir.
I got it.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Finally.
Finally.
Fucking.
God.
Jesus.
I know.
I was about to walk out the door.
You waited a long time for that.
They were fueling the jet.
I'll have to tell them.
I will.
Slow down.
I apologize on their behalf.
So sorry.
I will not be so stupid and keep my husband.
I want to keep him happy.
And I think all the women listening to they want to know the secrets to.
I'll tell you the secrets.
Yeah.
I'm writing them down.
I'll tell you the secrets.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, go ahead.
I'm taking.
I don't think most women understand what men are looking for in general from life.
Okay.
And it's not just relationships.
It's in general from life.
I think and when I say think, I mean, I know that men are biologically designed.
We're evolutionarily hardwired to seek status.
That's what we want.
Men talk about wanting money.
You don't want money.
You want power.
You want power.
You want status.
You want the fast car.
You don't care about the car.
You want everyone to know you have the car and they can't have the car.
If everyone had a Lambo, you wouldn't want a Lambo, right?
Right.
So we want status.
So every single thing we do is status driven to some degree.
It's true.
Meaning the female we are with has to add status to our lives in some form.
That's why we like beautiful women, right?
Right.
A beautiful woman who doesn't behave and doesn't obey isn't really much status.
Yep.
So when we're looking for status, we want a beautiful woman who is compliant because
it's unique and it's scarcity that provides value.
So if you want to keep your man happy, you need to think, how do I make my man look better
to the world?
How do I make him look better in front of other men?
You know what?
If I were to just make him two coffees and shut the fuck up.
Yeah.
He's going to look like the big G and he's going to be in love with me.
That's what you have to do as a woman.
Well, let me, let me just stop you real quick and say something.
You've got a lot of work to do.
Me?
Yeah.
I brought you two coffees this morning because, because you were coming in and I said, Tommy,
here's your two coffees.
I'm just saying, he made a lot of sense and just, I'm just saying, keep taking notes.
Don't even talk to me.
Keep taking notes.
So, so give me some examples of how I can increase my status, therefore increasing his
size.
You mentioned the two coffees.
Now, again, why, why do you request that?
Let's go through the logic of that.
Sure.
So, yeah.
Because it's a basic respect thing, right?
And compliance is something which is going to increase the status of your man in front
of other people.
Right.
And truthfully, it's not really a very big ask.
The fact that it's basically pointless is the whole point of it.
I drink one.
I don't drink the other one.
It's just a respect thing.
It's doing something which is basically pointless to show you have respect for me.
And that's not me being insecure or crazy or whatever.
I have a lot of jobs as a man and I make sure I fulfill my side of the duty fantastically.
I'm not going to let anything happen to you.
I'm going to take care of us financially, et cetera, et cetera.
So, if I do my side of the bargain, I want your side of the bargain, which is I want to
feel respected in the household.
Okay.
So, so that's cooking meals, I'm assuming.
Well, truthfully, I eat out most of the time.
But this is actually one of the problems I have.
I want you guys to feel sorry for me.
Maybe with your big channel, we can start a charity and get some money going because you
know what happens now?
What?
My life, you know, I'm flying on private jets.
I'm eating all these restaurants.
I'm driving all these super cars and it's very hard for me to find a way for women to
show me respect because they're just like on the jet.
Duh.
I go to the restaurant.
Duh.
They're in the club.
Duh.
That's what I'm saying.
You know what I mean?
And then like, and most dudes are happy.
Just get me a pussy.
But like, who doesn't want to fuck me?
Duh.
Duh.
Duh.
Duh.
So how can she, how can she add, you know, and also to, I worry if I'm too submissive,
will he not respect me?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Get, get rid of that.
Get rid of that.
Get rid of that.
Get rid of that.
That won't respect me.
Crap.
That's not real.
Is that real?
Andrew, you know what?
You're so rich, but you're smart, and you're actually very intelligent.
And I know you'd get really bored of a, like a robot.
And I'm sitting there thinking, bitch, I wish to god you're a robot.
Shut the fuck up.
We talk about star signs.
Oh yeah.
I'm so glad.
Tell me more about, by Sagittarius rising.
You idiot.
I don't give a fuck.
Give me a robot.
All men want robots.
That's all we want.
Four wives, robots, inshallah.
Put the, put the, put the burq on.
What are you talking about?
We don't care.
Two coffees.
That's it.
It's nice and easy.
There's no such thing as too submissive.
There's no such thing.
I'm never going to look at a beautiful woman who does everything I say and go, you know
what?
You do too much of what I say.
I want to go get some disagreeable bitch.
Yeah, exactly.
On what planet?
But Cobra, let me tell you what you're saying.
If there's true to it, and judging by my husband's reaction.
Listen, we've had world famous comedians sit across from him.
He's never spit coffee out of his notes.
Like he just did for you.
It's because it's, it's like, you know what it is?
Sometimes you see these videos of these guys that are lost and then they walk into a church
and then the preacher says like the exact right thing from the Bible.
And the guy's like, oh my God, this is what I needed.
I feel the same way right now.
I feel like, I love to hear that friend.
I love to hear that.
It's really good to have you here and speaking, speaking.
If I could be, I don't know, to borrow from them, I think you're kind of speaking the
gospel right now.
The truth is, you know what's crazy about all of this?
Because when people attack my views, what they don't understand is that the relationships
I'm describing are not just perfect for the man.
Women are absolutely happy serving a man they respect.
Women are absolutely happy saying, you know what, I know I have the best man on the planet
and I know I make him happy.
Women are happy with that.
Yeah, that's true.
They're far more happy with that than they are working some fucking career.
Yeah.
And some garbage.
Oh, I have thoughts and opinions and a job.
Yeah.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Have kids.
Sit at home.
Be quiet.
I don't want anybody happier in the long run.
It's good for everyone.
I don't know how this is even controversial anymore.
Right, but Cobra, might I interject that if women were truly happy doing that for so
long, maybe this whole women's lib thing, how did that come about?
That's a Psyop from the New World Order.
They're deliberately trying to turn women against men.
They have to divide the peasants.
That's the only way that the elites can retain control.
They turn the blacks against the whites, the Democrats against the Republicans to women
against the men.
It's all a Psyop and they do it purposefully.
Listen, a revolution is nothing more than men standing in one place and saying this shit
has to change.
The reason there's no revolution, despite the absolute tyranny we experience here in
the Western world, is because most men aren't allowed out the house because their wife will
get mad at them.
You have to be home at 10 o'clock.
Come home.
You're not allowed out.
But what about the kids?
Should he be home?
Sure, you should be home for your kids.
But my point is you're not going to feel like a king or feel brave enough to go and rebel
against the New World Order if you don't even feel in charge of your own house.
If you're not a king in your own house, then how are you a king anywhere else, right?
And the law is set up in a way in the Western world.
The law is set up in a way in the Western world where men have absolutely zero power.
Most men are clinically depressed, working jobs they hate in sexless marriages and they
know they can't leave because they lose the house and they lose the kids and they lose
everything else.
So they don't have time to be concerned with anything that's actually happening in the
world.
They keep us divided and distracted and empowering females is the easiest way to weaken the will
of men.
What happened when the Romans conquered the Greeks, the first thing they did was kill
all the fighting age males and we live in a world now where they are deliberately killing
the fighting age males.
They're killing the spirit, the warrior spirit inside of men and they're doing that by motivating
men, sorry, motivating females and empowering them to the point where they're going to sit
there and go, you know what?
I'm a feminist.
You can't tell me what to do.
I'm allowed to go out with my friends.
He's just my friend.
I'm allowed to sleep at his house and drink vodka.
Oh, I only sucked his dick.
What's the problem?
You know what?
Fine, we get a divorce.
I'm taking the fucking house.
It's bullshit.
What do you feel about women serving in the military?
Stuff like that.
I think that's the biggest mistake a female could possibly make.
Why the fuck would you do that?
One your shit at it.
Yeah.
That's the first thing.
Like anyone who's out here who's actually been through something as I have knows that
when the fight goes down, you need the women protected in a way.
You don't need the screaming in your ear, right?
So there's shit at it.
That's the first thing.
And the second thing, it's part of the style.
They're masculine in the Western world.
They're trying to turn females masculine.
It's not an accident.
None of this is an accident.
All of this is done very, very purposefully.
And it's to destroy the will of man.
The reason I feel compelled to say the things I say and do the things I do, etc., is because
I live in a country where there is no fem centric government that's going to come and
destroy me.
And also in my relationships with females, there's no woman telling me, Andrew, just
put the mask on.
Andrew, just be quiet.
Andrew, it's late.
Don't lose your job.
Andrew, the kids, blah, blah, blah, they're just sucking men down with the pit.
So hold on.
Do you mean to tell me that cobertate will not be married, will not be tamed?
It's not about being tamed or married.
I don't believe in marriage in terms of an institution, not because I am against the
idea of loving a woman, but I'm so anti-government.
I don't want them to have anything to do with me, especially where my dick goes.
So fuck them.
So I refuse to sign the piece of paper because I just don't want to deal with governments.
More.
So there won't be a Mrs. cobertate.
No, listen.
If I meet a woman, and I point.
Yeah.
You.
She's Mrs. cobertate.
I don't need the government to give me any kind of fucking approval.
Have you met a woman yet that you go?
I mean, that's all I fucking do.
What are you talking about?
I'm just.
Pomp.
Pomp.
Pomp.
You got a sister bitch?
Pomp.
Wait, what the?
Do you think I'm playing games?
Do you think I'm playing games?
Do you think I'm playing games?
Do you ever worry that a woman just is with you for the wrong reasons, and therefore,
do you ever hide how successful you are?
You know what I mean?
Like, just to see, like, what happens when, like, the Lambo's in the garage.
That's a good question.
And I think you have to look at it under a different frame.
OK.
If she's if she's only with me because I am tall, strong, rich, and successful, and
smart, and interesting, and charismatic, and humble, and funny, and funny.
If she's only with me for those things, and I'm only with her because she's beautiful
and shuts the fuck up, who's more shallow?
You.
So who cares?
Right.
So I'm not going to be gold, Doug.
I'm not an idiot.
Like, I'm not.
No girl's going to come to me and say, give me money.
I decide to buy her a present for her birthday.
It's my prerogative.
Right.
I'm not stupid.
I'm not punk.
But I think that this whole idea of shallow is kind of hard to define, right?
So I'm going, they're only with you because you're rich, and tall, and gorgeous.
Well, what the fuck?
Yeah.
What else they're going to be with me for?
Like, duh, I'm only with her because she's gorgeous, too.
Yeah.
Like, it's normal.
That's human nature.
So hold on, though.
Have you had a serious relationship?
I have many concurrent serious relationships as we speak.
Are you Paulie?
No, because that means they can talk to other dudes.
That's fucking haram.
That's atrocious.
That's disgusting.
Yeah.
Throughout the majority of human history, female promiscuity has been absolutely frowned
upon.
Only in the Western world, we're going to pretend it's an okay thing.
Every single culture since the dawn of human time, and every single place on the planet
has said that female promiscuity is disgusting to the point where females were executed for
it.
Yeah.
And most of the world today.
As they should be.
Get the rocks.
Yeah.
Abdul.
In most of the world today, it's still frowned upon.
It's unacceptable.
Whereas every single king insulted and shakes since the dawn of human time had multiple
women.
Men are allowed multiple women.
Women are not allowed multiple men.
Because if a woman has multiple men, you cannot ensure paternity.
And the modern science of the devil, just because we can work out how the dad is, doesn't
mean the actions are acceptable.
That's true.
Under the will of God, I can walk and have 10 wives behind me.
That's perfectly acceptable.
So hold on.
If a woman has 10 men, it's disgusting.
Yeah.
Absolutely vile.
Females should not talk to any man, any any man besides her brothers, her father and the
man she's with.
I, if she truly loves me, she should want as much help as possible to cater to me and
serve me and make me coffee.
She should encourage me to get more wives.
Sounds like Sharia Law is your, so have you ever, but have you ever, how what's the longest
you've been in a monogamous situation?
Monogamous?
No.
So wait, wait.
You mean her being monogamous to me or me being monogamous to her?
The latter.
Ever happened?
Will it ever happen?
I don't see the point.
I don't see the advantage.
Children.
I can have children while fucking another bitch.
Watch me.
But here's the deal, man, but they will drain your finances.
Multiple baby moms.
No.
He's got it.
Nobody drains my finances.
I'm the big G.
I don't think you understand.
You cannot drain the big G's finances.
The biggest mistake you could possibly make, the biggest mistake a female could possibly
make is trying to go to war with me.
She could come and say, please, can I have this, the baby needs diapers, whatever.
Maybe.
Okay, fine.
Maybe.
But if you were to, yeah, maybe that little fucker could shit on the floor for free.
But if you're going to come to me with like a legal letter or something, you're going
to get crushed, decimated, decimated.
I'm petty.
I'm terrified of you.
I will do anything it takes to not pay you.
I'll go to the jungle.
I'll burn it all.
I'll sit there broke myself.
Everyone's going to starve.
I'm that guy.
Do you ever get sweet with a lady when you're, when you're, you know, is there ever like
a tender, if I, you know, you know, with a lady alone, is there ever a toned down version
of this guy?
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
It's not that I'm some psycho and I don't believe that many women should be in love.
I'm not saying that.
I'm just saying I should be allowed to have a bunch of chicks and do whatever I want.
She should obey.
And if she, and if she will do that, then I absolutely will love her.
Why wouldn't I?
Right?
It's a real thing.
And love is a beautiful thing.
Yeah.
Maybe I'm just so full of love.
I need more than one woman.
Maybe.
I think that's really the case.
And you're such a virile man that one.
Hey, you have to lean into the mic more.
My love.
Sorry.
Push it towards you.
You're too virile to be tied down.
Well, it's just, I just don't see the advantage.
I really do believe that if any man, this is a red pill most people don't want to accept.
But if any man, if you were to get any man on the planet and say to him, you have a wife
and she loves you and she's going to remain loyal to you and you can still fuck around
with other women.
Well, do you want that?
Yes or no?
If any man's honest, he's going to say yes.
Yes.
Oh my God.
It's the game.
So I'm in a fortunate enough situation where I managed to pull it off, right?
I don't pull off with money or anything else.
I just, I meet beautiful young ladies who look at me and go, you know what, Andrew,
you're such a special individual.
You're such an amazing character that I accept.
It's like when, all right.
Yeah.
You like cars, don't you?
Yeah.
All right.
You accept that half the time it's going to fucking break for no reason.
It's just a pain in the ass.
If you want something reliable, you get a Toyota.
You want something sexy as fuck that comes with a bunch of problems, you get McLaren.
I'm the McLaren.
You chose me, bitch.
You are the McLaren.
You chose me.
I'm not going to act like a Toyota.
I'm the McLaren.
So you, you're just going to have to accept what comes with me.
Yeah.
You are McLaren.
That's really good.
That's accurate.
It's a good analogy.
It is a really good analogy.
I use that to Romanian bitches.
Don't even speak English.
McLaren?
Yes, bitch.
McLaren.
Shut up.
So what's your question is because there's a lot of, this is a, you know, primarily male
audience and a lot of them, you know, they look for guidance.
They look to some of the guests that have spectacular careers.
A lot of them, you know, are like, Hey, I need a little bit of help.
Like I'm a little lost.
What's like your advice to a guy who's whatever, he could be coming out of university or in
his 30s, but he's like looking for a little direction.
How do you, how do you start off, get centered to become successful, you know, get money,
get bitches?
Like how, what would you tell them?
That's a, I could answer that question in so many different ways.
It's like 10 different answers I can give, but I think truthfully in the world we're
living in now, I use this analogy a lot.
Maybe I overuse it, but you need to find a way to some degree to escape the matrix.
And I, and I say the matrix because the matrix, the way it is designed, you're not just talking
shit because you've actually done that.
I've escaped the matrix.
Yeah.
I've literally escaped the matrix in nearly every form.
So any form of oppression no longer applies to me.
I'm uncounseled.
I can't be canceled.
No, I can say what I want.
My finances are secure.
I've escaped the matrix.
And when I talk about the matrix, it primarily applies to men because men are the backbone
of the slave force.
We always have it and always will be.
And unfortunately now, if you're a law abiding man inside the matrix, your future and the
life that is laid out for you is nothing but depressing.
You're going to go to school.
You're going to get in debt.
You're going to get a job.
You're going to get a wife.
Divorce is coming.
You're going to lose the house eventually.
Your job shit.
Inflation is outpacing your wages.
You're going to work, work, work.
No one's going to appreciate it.
Now you're old and your life's over.
That is the matrix for 99% of men and you need to find a way to escape it.
And I guess I was kind of fortunate from a young age.
I always knew that the matrix was coming and that the system is designed to oppress the
people who make the rules, do not make the rules for the benefit of us.
They make the rules for the benefit of the people who make the rules.
And I knew that.
And I think every person intrinsically knows that.
Like if it's four in the morning and you're sitting in a gas station and a Lambo pulls
up, you're probably thinking drug dealer or criminal, you're not thinking, oh, he definitely
went to school.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, so everyone knows this, right?
That's true.
So you have to find a way to escape the matrix to some degree.
But wait, let me start.
When you say you intrinsically knew this, I feel like a lot of people would assume that
somebody is giving you some guidance too.
Did you have somebody that was kind of laying some of this out to you, like a male figure
that was informing you a bit?
Yeah.
I was lucky enough to have the most fantastic father on the planet.
So my dad did make a lot of things very clear to me from a young age.
My father was a chess grandmaster and he was a nomadic individual.
So he lived in a car or in random hotels and floated around the world playing chess.
These chess grandmasters are all like so smart that that becomes like a common thing.
They're so smart that they're socially weird.
Yeah.
So like my father was socially strange, but he was a genius.
And on top of that, he's like a six foot four black dude.
So it's very unusual, like a chess grandmaster, but he's also physically intimidating.
Yeah.
But he's also socially weird.
So he's a kind of weird guy to be around.
Yeah.
But he was nomadic.
And he was just, sometimes you have to go down to the local chess park and just hustle
for dollars to eat.
And other times he's beaten grandmasters for 20, 30 grand paycheck.
So it's kind of, it was an interesting life.
And he taught me a lot about the fact that the system is absolutely broken, it's designed
to oppress and that the majority of people who stick to the rules are going to lose.
I don't want to sit here on a podcast that goes out to this many people and encourage
anyone to break the law in any form.
Of course.
But the idea of the law abiding citizen has been decimated in real time.
And the last two, two, three years ago, you could stand there and proudly say, I'm a law
abiding citizen.
The last two years, if they have not taught you that being a law abiding citizen is going
to turn you nothing into a fucking experiment for big pharma, then you're an idiot.
You can no longer obey the law.
And I'm not saying you have to break the law, but you need to find a way to do what the
elites do, which is bend the law.
You can no longer sit there and go, I'm just going to follow the rules and it's going to
be okay.
No, it isn't.
And if you're a man, it's your job to find a way to not be sticking to those rules enough
to escape the matrix and become free.
Because what's actually most crazy about this period of history is that it's actually the
easiest time in human history to become rich.
And the reason for that is because there's so many people inside the matrix being destroyed.
Money has to go somewhere.
I've made so much money during COVID is absolutely incredible, right?
And a whole bunch of people got lucky.
They buy a crypto coin.
It fucking goes off 100X and it's kind of crap.
Does money just flowing around the world?
Can I ask, because the audience, we've been following you and how do you generate your
income?
Are you fighting?
We know you were a fighter.
I was a fighter.
So there's my two primary sources.
I have three primary sources of income.
Wait, three, four.
I'm thinking of which ones I'll tell you about.
Yeah.
Four.
I have four primary sources of income that I'm prepared to disclose to the world.
Sure.
Go ahead.
The first thing is I own some casinos in Romania.
Fantastic.
The story of how I opened them is long, but I'll make it very, very short.
There was a guy who owns 400 casinos, three brothers, mafia guys that own 400 casinos
throughout Eastern Europe.
I came up to him and said, look, I want to do a franchise with you.
They said, we're not interested in franchises.
We have enough money.
We just opened them ourselves.
We turn over 10 million euros a day.
Why do I need your franchise?
Eventually, I came up with a plan and I said, look, how about this?
I'll open up your locations directly next to your biggest competitor.
So I'll go to war for you next to the competitor.
Worst case of location doesn't pay any money, but at least it takes money from your competitor.
I'll give you a percentage of turnovers even if it doesn't make profit.
You make money.
I'll take all the financial risk.
They agreed.
I start opening up next to their biggest competitor.
I actually did something that was kind of funny.
What I tried to do was find ones in between their competitor and a Starbucks.
I'd open in the middle and then offer loads and loads of free coffee with a barista and
a sexy chick.
So instead of going to Starbucks, you could just take your money, go get free coffee and
gamble and end up making a bunch of money.
I took his competitor down.
Bang, bang, bang.
So I opened them up.
That's the first thing.
That's the first one.
That's what's up to.
Yeah.
That's tight.
Yeah, do that.
Second, my brother, my brother runs a company that manages girls on only fans.
So a female without instruction is headed for destruction.
Women are intrinsically lazy.
Yep.
Intrinsically.
If you show a man how to make a thousand dollars in an hour, he'll think I can make
twenty four thousand dollars a day.
If you show a woman how to make a thousand dollars in an hour, she'll think I only have
to work three hours a week because they are fucking lazy.
Stupid bitches.
Lazy.
That was the title of fucking lazy.
Yeah, absolutely.
So my brother comes along and says, listen, you're making a little bit of money.
You're a fine Caucasian of the wrong persuasion.
The men think you're handsome.
They should pay your ransom.
We're going to change it up.
You're going to listen to me.
I'm going to install some structure and some discipline in your fucking life and you're
going to make some real money.
And I'm going to get a percentage.
So my brother runs an only fans agency.
I'll be honest.
I'll be honest.
So my brother's making 200 grand a month from only fans.
Casinos making more than that.
And then I've got a online school actually called Hustler's University.
I have a university online.
And really?
Yes.
And I teach people how to make money with 18 modern wealth creation methods.
Okay.
So how can somebody sign up for that?
That is on covertape.com.
You can see it.
It's called Hustler's University.
It's $49 a month.
And I teach 18 modern wealth creation methods on how to make money.
And I do this not because I'm a philanthropist.
I want everyone to understand this is not philanthropy.
I'm not trying to be a nice guy and I'm certainly not trying to make money.
But I believe, I genuinely believe we're living in a pivotal period of human history.
I believe that things are going to about to get a lot worse before they get better.
And I believe that anyone who thinks like me and is aligned with me and understands
about the global enslavement, if they're going to be on my team, I want them to be rich.
Money gives you power.
So I am teaching anybody who will listen to my videos and understand what I'm saying
and doesn't hate me, how to make as much money as possible.
Because when the time comes and the battle call is made, I need rich people around me.
That's what Hustler's University is about.
So it's right there.
We teach everything about how to make money from cryptocurrency.
And can a woman sign up for this?
Anybody.
Oh, a woman can do this.
That will allow females into my program for the moment.
Women are fucking stupid.
Well, yeah.
They struggle with the reading and the work, you know, they're like, but they try their
very best.
Yeah.
If they're hot, they can get a private class, but otherwise fuck them.
So that's Hustler's University.
I teach 18 modern wealth creation methods.
There's me and there's 17 other professors in there teaching how to make money.
It's only $49 a month.
We have about 6,000 students.
So that's good.
Wow.
So you are making some real money, man.
I'm I'm I'll be honest.
I say I make $2 million a month, something like that.
Wow.
That's a really good.
It's a good living.
I do.
All right.
I do.
All right.
And then I also have the last thing I'll talk about is the war room and the war room
is my own secret society.
What's that?
It's a secret society.
Like Illuminati type shit.
Correct.
So the war room is for men who.
The Hustler's University is about money and the war rooms about everything else outside
of money.
It's for everything that is not money.
If you once you start making money, you realize there's so much more to life than money.
If you need to go to Moscow during a lockdown or you need a business visa, who do you call?
You call the war room, right?
It's one of those things.
We have a secret society.
We operate all around the world.
We have over 3,000 members in 72 countries.
No, no bitches allowed in this.
No females.
Fuck.
No.
Yeah.
Fuck.
No.
I see all those cigars.
Girls don't.
Yeah.
Do you suck dick on demand?
Do you know why I smoke cigars?
Why?
Because they raise your testosterone level.
Really?
Hey, man, I smoke cigars.
I didn't even know that.
I have a friend right away.
Yeah.
Turns out I made friends in Texas.
This is amazing.
Oh, no.
Tom loves you.
Oh, perfect.
He's nodding his head.
His neck is practically going to break.
Yeah.
Yeah, buddy.
Two coffees tonight, right?
Yeah.
They're fueling the jet.
I mean, when I first got here, I had the one coffee.
I said fuel the jet.
Now the jet, the fuel's going in, so I'm probably going to have to bounce.
Yeah.
It's too bad.
It's a shame.
I know.
Yeah, man.
But I'll be around.
Look, I'm around the world.
I'm here.
I'm there.
I'm around.
Okay.
No, no.
I'm not fucking sorry for anything.
Yeah.
If you're a man, if you're a man with any level of testosterone level and you've been witnessing
what's been happening in the world in the last two years, I struggled to sleep at night.
Like literally what's happening is fucking crazy.
And I'm struggling to sleep and I'm an individual with $50 million who can hide and disappear.
If I was Joe Schmo, I'd be, I'd be scared.
You're out here.
They're lying to you about the inflation rate.
You're not getting a pay rise.
They're like, what?
Where's your panic?
People are not panicking.
They lack perspicacity.
They're not paying attention to anything.
Google perspicacity?
It's the ability to be perceptive.
And they're not paying attention to anything and they're just sitting there waiting for
the fucking steamroller.
You think in 10 years or now things are going to be better?
Like what's that?
You're out of your fucking mind?
You need to prepare for this.
And the whole idea of prepping in the old traditional sense of buying a bunch of food
and hiding in the forest and the cabin in the woods, that ain't going to work either.
You need a global network.
You need a secret society.
You need places you can hide.
You need money and you need the ability to bounce.
That's what you need.
That's what I have, right?
But I don't know how fucking Joe Schmo is even functioning in society nowadays because
I would be, I'd be furious.
I'd be like, what the fuck?
You tell me inflation seven percent?
That's a lie.
So you feel like most of those people are just not like alert.
They're not awake, right?
They're just kind of following along.
We suffer.
The modern world suffers from the, from a bout of cowardice.
The average man in the world today is just a fucking coward.
It's not that he doesn't pay attention.
It's not that he doesn't know.
It's that if he pretends it isn't there, it's ostrich shit.
I'm just going to hide.
I don't know what to do.
So I want to hide from it.
It can't possibly be true.
No, they can't possibly have lied about that.
No, no, it's all cowardice, right?
Because you're a coward because when you accept the realities, now you're, you need to do
something.
You're implored to act.
They don't want that.
We're suffering from a massive, we're suffering from a massive pandemic of cowardice.
That's the only pandemic in the world today.
I see it.
Men say all the time, well, it's not that bad.
You know it's that bad.
You're just too pussy to admit it because you don't know what to fucking do about it.
That's the thing is that they don't know what to do.
They don't know what to do.
Yeah.
Well, I'll tell them what to do.
Join Hustler's University.
You get some money.
Join the war room.
Prove yourself amongst the society of men which are doing something.
Look, we're not breaking any laws.
Fucking FBI.
You can join as much as you want.
All we're doing is we're sitting around men who understand, I'm a chess player, right?
My father was a chess player.
I truly have no intention of changing the world.
I have no political affiliation.
I'm not Republican.
I'm a Democrat.
I'm not right.
I'm not left.
I don't believe in changing the rules of the game.
I believe in winning.
And chess, when you look at the board, you don't sit there and go, I'm losing.
I wish a pawn could move that way.
That's stupid because that's not the game.
What I do believe in saying is, okay, I'm fucked, but what's the best possible move?
And what you'll actually notice is a grandmaster, you play a grandmaster at chess.
He is sticking to the same rules as you.
He's within the same constraints, but he will destroy you because he has a better understanding
of the rules.
I'm not out to change any rules.
My society is not out to change any rules.
The society can stay exactly as it is, it can be as corrupt as it is.
Don't give a fuck.
I have no political affiliation.
I don't care who's president.
Don't care.
All I care about is analyzing the chess board and making the most intelligent move for
myself and my people.
Well, life is too short for you to change the whole system.
You're not going to do it in this lifetime or the next.
By the way, did your father teach you how to play?
Yes.
That must have been crazy.
Yeah, but I'm still, yeah, it is, but you know what?
What's truth?
It's kind of upsetting to some degrees.
I'm still crap.
Like, I'm good, but I'm shit because I could play any normal person and smoke them.
In Elo and chess terms, I'm around 1800.
I don't know if anyone knows who that is, but my father was a master who was like 2,500.
And it's amazing how good these people are at chess.
My father used to beat me at chess from the other room.
So I'd have the board.
He'd be cooking dinner.
I'd say E4, C5, F3, C6, he'd just read it out while cooking dinner and smoke without
looking at chess board.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's incredible.
Yeah.
And then when you move to the UK, though, because I'm interested in this, you got into
kickboxing, right?
You got into fighting.
What's a logical jump?
No.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah.
Most chess guys, you're like, I don't want to fuck with this guy.
Take my ass.
But like, how did you, how did you stumble into fighting?
I lost my chess coach because my father stayed in America.
So I lost my chess coach and I decided to do something that's similar.
And to me, chess is war.
Kickboxing is war.
It's one-on-one.
There's no luck.
There's no team that's there to help you or save you.
And you have to be ruthless.
You have to crush your opponent absolutely.
And also another thing about chess and fighting that's completely the same is, if you lose
somewhere you made a mistake, there's no luck involved, doesn't matter how good you were
doing.
There's no such thing as a lucky punch.
If he catches you and you go, he's training to punch people in the face.
He just punched you in the face.
So those are things, a lucky punch.
Yeah.
If you lose at some point in life, I was about to apply it to life.
If you lose at some point in chess, you made a mistake.
If you lose in fighting at some point, you made a mistake.
And in life, I believe if you lose at some point in life, you got complacent, you made
a mistake.
Even with a complete black swan event like COVID, if you're going to allow yourself to
be completely decimated and you did not have any kind of preparation plan or any kind of
network that could help you or any kind of moves to make, you made a mistake.
So I, I, I apply that.
So when I couldn't play chess anymore, I thought, well, everything I love about chess,
I can find in fighting.
So I started beating people up.
Did you figure out, because fighting is one of those things that's interesting.
You know, the younger you start, the better chance you have.
But then it's kind of one of those, like with most athletics, you figure out pretty quickly
whether you have a skill for it.
You know what I mean?
Like you can try something.
You're like, I'm just average at this.
Were you a natural fighter?
I was good at it right away.
Yeah.
Right away.
Yeah.
I started when I was like 17.
87 fights.
A lot of fights.
Yeah.
Have you broken someone's bones?
I've broken someone's bones.
I've broken a bunch of bones.
How does that feel?
Great.
Yeah.
Fuck them.
Yeah.
No, seriously.
Like I'm being serious.
The first time you broke somebody's bones, were you like, like, was it rad?
Was it like a hunter when they kill a big moose?
You know what it is?
So there's a video of you can actually find it.
If you go to YouTube and you look in my highlight reel, there's a video of me fighting in Macedonia
on the world championships.
I was representing the USA and I fought a German fighter.
If you type into YouTube, Andrew Tate highlights, it will come up.
And there's me against a German guy.
And when I knocked him out badly, seeing him on the floor was, that's it, the top one.
Seeing him on the floor, you'll scroll through, you'll see a guy in German shorts.
Seeing him on the floor was kind of cool, but you know what was much cooler?
Seeing the look on his wife's face.
Oh, no.
Because I know she left him, but you just saw your man gets beaten the fuck out of.
Well, you're going to suck his dick.
No, here we go.
So watch in about 45 seconds from here, you'll see.
But yeah, it's primal.
Like once you've done fighting, you can't beat anybody or anything else because
oh, I beat him at basketball.
Who fucking cares?
A ball in the neck.
Like who gives a shit?
Right.
Beating a dude up is different.
Yeah.
So like it kind of destroys all other sports because everything else is absolutely.
Yeah.
Then a fight.
The fight is like it's primal.
It's the.
Here we go.
Like you said, there's nothing.
There you go.
Oh, look at his strut.
Did you see?
Well, yeah, but you also the walk away is the best.
Yeah, fucking boom pussy.
Now when I go to Germany, they tell me to put the vaccine.
When you do your vaccine passport, my listen, you didn't see what I do.
The last fucking Germany talk shit.
Shut the fuck up.
I mean, you know what's funny as well, because money protects me.
Let me tell you, I was in Munich and the police are walking around.
Mask, mask, mask.
I pull up to the Kopinski in a fucking Ferrari 812 super fast.
I walk in, I walk in the reception, sir, would you like a mask?
No, I would not.
Thank you.
Keep walking.
And I know it's that money protects you, right?
When you're a big dude, walking with confidence, pulling up at a $300,000 car,
staying in the penthouse, they're more scared to tell you to do things.
And if you're just Joe Schmoe, I know they shouldn't be, but they are.
They are the staff are like, oh, who the fuck's that guy?
I'll just let him.
He doesn't wear one.
Just the average person, they're over there.
Mask, mask, mask, mask.
Me and my brother, we've walked around and broke every single fucking
covert restriction system to daughter this shit.
All of it.
We just walk around saying, make me.
I'll call the police, call them by the time they get here, I'm bouncing.
I'm gone.
I was, I walked into a fucking coffee shop in Germany.
I was like, bro, latte.
He goes, you need a mask.
I said, there's only you and me in here.
Are you scared of COVID?
He goes, no, but it's the rules.
I said, have Germans not yet learned about blindly complying with governments?
Do you have it?
Have you read a history book?
But, but, but there's no police here.
Stop shitting yourself.
What are you afraid of?
Yeah, but you're such a fucking coward.
Make my coffee.
No wonder you're a barista, you pussy.
Fucking unbelievable.
I had to cuss this German guy out, telling me he's a bitch.
Get back in the fucking McLaren.
Get a drive-thru coffee.
It's unbelievable.
It's crazy.
That is insane.
It's fucking insane.
It's insanity.
And, and, and it's, and it's just male cowardice.
And by the way, you are so right about any time.
You don't even have to be wealthy to do this.
If you walk through a place with your shoulders back and your head high,
you could, it doesn't matter.
And you just walk with purpose.
Anybody who tries to give you an instruction, if you're just like,
I don't think so.
Then there'll be most of the time they'll be like, OK,
I'm not supposed to talk to that person.
99, 99 percent of the time.
And that's how all this shit ends.
I said, this is someone said, someone came to me and said,
what do we actually do about this?
I said, listen, don't get kicked off flights.
Don't get put on no fly list.
No, if you have to wear a mask, wear a mask.
My argument is very simple.
Don't put one on first.
Make them have to come and tell you.
Then say, I don't have one.
Make them go and get one.
Make them go and bring it back.
Then hang it off your ear and still don't wear it.
Sir, over your mouth and nose.
OK, then put it on your chin and just make it so fucking difficult.
If everyone did that, they'd give up.
But no, I see all these good little slaves before they even go in the store,
finding a mask in their car.
I wonder why I'm broke on your because you live inside the slave system.
You're living in the slave mind.
You're a peon, a peasant.
You're an ant and the fucking ant farm.
You don't think for your fucking self.
It's crazy, but the slaves, the slave mentality feels empowered now
by canceling people they're envious of by commenting
and wanting to silence people that have an opinion.
Correct. So now that but that is a form of power.
The slaves have united.
But this is what's dangerous about the world.
This is what people don't understand.
And this is what my society discusses always, is that throughout history,
the way humanity got here is that it was the biggest, strongest
alphas of society that were in charge of society.
Yes, we now live in a world where it's the beta male tech programmers
that rule the world. And if you give a bunch of betas power,
they're going to abuse it worse than anybody.
Have you ever given a weak man power?
You see what they do with it because they've never felt powerful.
You can give me power.
We talk about all the shit I do with women on a serious level, right?
If a woman trusts me and she gives me power over her in a relationship,
I'm going to take care of her in every single way.
I'm not going to fucking abuse her.
I felt powerful my whole life.
I kicked the shit out of dudes. I'm not going to hit you.
Why would I? Right?
You give a beta male power.
Look what they do because they've never felt powerful
and men have a natural masculine imperative for power.
Everything we discussed earlier, we talked about men want status, right?
So you give weak men power, they're going to exploit it.
And the weakest members of society are not becoming the most powerful
members of society and they control fucking information.
It's the end of the world.
This is the end of the fucking world.
This is not a joke.
This is the end of the fucking world.
Well, it's the feminization of the world.
Absolutely. So this is the going to be now.
It's the era of feelings.
Everybody's feelings matter.
And like you said, the beta male is coming to power.
So what's going to happen?
Well, I'll tell you, the feminization of the world is absolutely destructive
to the Western world because there's never been a successful
matriarchy in the history of humanity.
No, that's true. What about England?
England? No, no.
Victoria female in charge is different than a matriarchy.
When I talk about matriarchy, I mean, on average, in the household,
the man was in charge on average.
Men were in charge of the society on average.
You could have a female head of state,
but on average, it was the men who were ruling society.
The men were in charge of working and providing women.
The women were listening to the men on average.
Right. That's my point.
So I've had this argument with the feminists before.
She's like, oh, well, we we've never tried matriarchies.
We've only tried patriarchy.
Followed on. I said, listen, bitch.
They have been tried, but the problem is this, the problem is this.
Yeah.
The closer you are to the base level of survival,
the more people naturally revert to their gender roles.
If we were all, if 10 men and 10 women were on a boat
and they got shipwrecked,
the men would instantly start shelter, fire, hunting.
And the women would start doing the women things.
When you get rid of all the crap and all the society
and all the programming, people will revert to their gender roles.
The reason we do that is because it gives us the best possible chance of survival.
That's why in poor countries where survival is harder,
people are closer to their natural gender roles.
Totally. Right.
So that makes sense as a whole.
So this feminist is saying to me, oh, yeah, but we've never tried a matriarchy.
I said, no, I'm sure it's been tried.
The problem is it's very, very difficult to survive under a matriarchy.
It's not the natural gender roles.
And the matriarchies that did exist in humanity, I'm sure they existed.
The reason we don't discuss them
is they never even got a chance to create any history
because they were fucking decimated by the patriarchies.
There is no, what is the statistical odds?
Someone at home, some feminist, if you can do some fucking math,
you bimbo, work this out.
What are the odds of every single society
since the dawn of human time all across the planet being run by men?
All of them. This is not an idea that could have spread.
You had the Aztecs and the Mao Dynasty.
They didn't fucking talk.
This is every single civilization
that we can ever possibly name or discover, men were in charge.
The reason for that is because all the ones we're ripping were in charge,
got fucking wiped out because they're not competitive.
So what happens is, and they lose to patriarchies.
So what's going to happen here as we become feminized,
as the Western world becomes a matriarchy,
as women get more and more influenced in power,
feminists are fucking walking down the street saying,
we want the same rights as men.
You have more rights than men.
There's not a single thing a man could do, a woman can't do,
but you have a whole bunch of laws in your favor.
You have more rights than men already.
What the fuck are you talking about?
And then they say they want to be respected for their ideas
and they get their tits out because nobody gives a shit unless they're naked.
So they're fucking dumb.
The whole point is that the matriarchy that we are creating in the West
is no longer going to be competitive in the long run.
We are not going to be competitive.
And I'm not going to say what the competition is,
but whatever the competition is, if men retain control,
we are going to fucking lose.
This is, the world is cyclical.
I live in Eastern Europe now, right?
Eastern Europe 20, 30 years ago, shit hole.
Now it's the best place on the planet.
California 20, 30 years ago, best place on the planet.
Now, shit hole.
It just takes a long time for reputations to catch up.
People are talking about California because they think it's like the 90s.
Yeah, Baywatch, cool.
That's gone.
It's Crack Watch.
Homeless Watch.
That's all they got over there now.
So yeah, so as the world catches up and as things change,
any society that retains this patriarchal roots is going to out-compete the West.
I really do think that the Western world, along with America, is fucking finished.
And I think if you have half a brain as a man here in the Western world,
you need to get some money.
I'll teach you in Halsey's University.
Get in a society that understands that and we teach you how to prepare for it.
I'm not trying to change it.
I'm just trying to make the smartest move on the chess board.
All right.
Well, I'm, you know, Hungarian citizenship.
Let's go.
Let's go.
See you in Budapest.
I'd be as the capital of chess, you know.
But I've been here for so long that I went to California last week
and I walked into a place to get a sandwich and I walked in and the lady goes,
do you have a mask?
I thought that was already in California.
California.
Yeah.
And they go, do you have a mask?
And I was like, no, because I'm used to here.
Yeah.
And she goes, can you get one?
And I was like, from where?
She goes like from your car.
And I was like, I don't have one there either.
And she was like, I go, I just want to order a sandwich.
And she was like, but you don't have a mask on.
And I'm like, is that still a thing?
I honestly didn't know.
And another guy goes, I have one in my car.
And I was like, I was like, will you give it to me?
He goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a fresh one for you.
So I go out and I get it and I put it on.
And then I come back in and then the guy there goes, you don't have to wear that mask.
And I was like, what?
So I don't know.
It's just like it's mixed messages.
It's weird.
It's more than weird.
It's testament to the slave mind in so many ways.
But I'll give you a perfect example of testament to the slave mind.
When I get forced to put a mask on, I put it on my chin and nobody says anything.
They don't give a shit about this.
Hang it down here.
They don't give a fuck about the mask.
They just want to see you comply.
I'm complying.
I'm a slave.
You must be a slave with me.
I don't want to see your free spirit and your rebellion.
They don't give a shit about the actual safety of COVID.
They don't give a fuck about your breathing.
They just want to see you comply.
Another thing that's always been remarkable to me.
And maybe it's because I've never had that matrix mindset is
if I was working a normal job, right?
Let's say I worked in a sandwich store
and I'm not shitting on the average guy who does average work.
I'm not doing that at all.
Any work is respectable and it's hard out here to make.
I don't give a fuck if you carry garbage.
It's hard to make money.
But if I was working a normal job,
as much as I would do my job to the best of my ability,
I'd also be very, very understanding of the fact
that my job doesn't give a fuck about me.
They don't care about me.
They never will.
If they have to sack me or fire me
to keep their business functioning,
that's exactly what they're going to do
and they're going to let me starve.
So if I was working in a sandwich store
and someone came without a mask, I'd be like, whatever.
Yeah.
Why the fuck do you care?
Here's why it's bullshit though.
Because here's the thing.
I'm not anti, I'm pro science and I believe in,
whatever medicine tells us to do,
but here's the inconsistency, the bullshit of masks.
Is that, even on a flight, right?
You have to wear them though.
And then they're like, you can take it off to eat and drink.
So then.
So like, you can take it off.
It's social conditioning.
It is.
We went to a show yesterday.
And when you get there, they're like,
oh, because we walk in like this,
and they have like a little bag with masks.
Like you grab a mask and I'm like, okay.
So I grab a mask, I put it on.
We walk in the lobby.
Everyone has masks on.
And then you sit in your seat and they're like,
you can take your mask off now.
For 10 feet?
But you're around everybody that was in a lobby
and they're sitting next to you now.
But it doesn't make any sense.
They are conditioning you to blindly comply.
It doesn't need to make sense.
It starts in school.
It starts, yeah.
Sit at the desk, 745, you're out by three.
No, no, no.
It's docile bodies from the minute you're born, yeah.
They want slaves inside the matrix, inside of the machine.
They were teaching you to not think for yourself
to blindly comply.
It starts with the mask, blindly put the mask on,
blindly get the injections,
blindly, blindly, blindly, blindly.
They don't want you to think.
If you think and realize it doesn't make sense,
you're no good to them.
They don't want you smart enough to think for yourself.
They want you smart enough to pay your taxes.
And that's about it.
Like they don't give a shit.
It's really, I used the word slave
and people think I'm being dramatic.
I'm not being dramatic.
If you are think wearing a mask for four feet
is saving lives, you are absolutely, completely a slave.
You're a slave, you're owned.
You're totally owned.
And there's so many people out here
who are actually genuinely owned.
At the height of this COVID nonsense,
at the real height of it,
the number of times I almost gotten almost,
and there's certain countries I'll behave,
on a flight I'll behave, there's certain times, right?
But I was in Spain, I'm flexing, doing my thing,
in the Ferrari, being a G, leave me the fuck alone,
got Spanish bitch, my life's fine.
Pull up to the gas station, put gas in the Ferrari, walk in,
mask, mask, no, I ain't got one.
Well, then I won't serve you.
So the gas is free, cause I'll put gas in.
You want money or not?
Cause I'll leave right now, the gas is free.
I call police, I say, fucking call them.
So I take the euros and I throw it on the floor.
Get out, go to get in the fucking rarities.
I paid now, I'll paid you.
Go to get in the Ferrari.
Some guy goes, you should have respect.
I said, respect for what?
He goes, you should wear a mask.
I said, I don't wear a mask where I'm from.
He goes, well, you're in Spain now.
I said, your government should have respect for you,
instead of making you a fucking slave, dickhead.
No, you must wear a mask, you must mirror up.
And I just said, and this is one of the great things
about physical confrontation,
which I'm not trying to advocate,
but sometimes it's just a very easy way
to make people go away.
I'm like, bro, do you want to fight me over a fucking mask?
Come, come somebody put a fucking mask on.
I think shit's himself, he walks up and then, see.
Said him, fuck off.
Back in the Rari, go fuck the Spanish bitch,
conquer their country.
That's right, Spaniards.
I took her, she's done with.
Done.
I took your prize possession.
She's messed up.
Whichever Spanish man gets with her next,
they'll be like, why is she always
starting arguments with me?
Why is she never happy?
Cause she's dreaming of the night she had with me.
She's unhappy with you and you'll never be able
to please her.
She's widowed forever, it's done.
Fuck you, Spain.
That's what you have to tell me to put a fucking mask on.
Am I going easy on her pussy?
If it wasn't for that little fucking Pedro mofucker,
coming to me and trying to tell me to do shit.
That's what happens.
That's what happens, Spain's done.
Nobody go there, you might run into her.
Done, she's a mess.
Well, don't you feel it's silly,
like we've had COVID on top of it.
You've traveled the world the whole time.
I feel like you've been exposed
to every fucking strain of it.
There's no way.
I think I have one now.
I'm sure you do.
What the fuck are we doing this for?
Like we've all gotten.
We're doing this for because it's a perfect opportunity
for the new world order to usher in something
other than protection and safety.
It's always been the same playbook.
You know what's really amazing to me?
Especially like in Romania, I was going on a tour
and I was doing a tour of the country
because it's really beautiful
and I was seeing all the nature side
and I had these two tour guides, they're really nice people
but they're like kind of liberal.
And they're complying with all this COVID shit.
And I said, don't you understand
that this was the 1930s, you'd literally be the Nazis.
Don't you understand that all, you're thinking back,
oh, I never would have helped the Nazis to do.
You're blind compliance.
It's the same fucking playbook.
You're not thinking for yourself.
Does that not cross your mind?
I'm like, oh no, but I know someone who got sick.
You've always known people who got sick.
Your entire life, you knew somebody who got the cold.
Why is that now justification
for the absolute decimation of your civil rights?
It doesn't make sense.
The biggest paradigm shift from all this crap
that's actually genuinely dangerous is,
as humans, we have all for our entire lives
walked around spreading antigens to some people.
You've made, you've given someone a cold.
You've given someone a cough.
I've given some of the flu.
We've always done that.
It's been a normal part of human life.
We were never seen as bad people for existing
and accidentally passing on a disease, right?
Now they've shifted the paradigm.
So if you pass on COVID, you're guilty.
How the fuck does that work?
And how does that ever end?
And how do you ever put an end to this
where it's not just deeper and deeper and deeper restrictions
and more and more and more control?
And it doesn't even fix anything.
It's absolutely incredible
that people are not awake enough
to see what's fucking happening.
Well, because they have such a short memory of history.
I mean, literally what you're talking about happened.
My dad's, my dad was born at that time.
And like, it's already been forgotten.
Communism forgotten.
And we want the same fucking policies that the communists had.
That's nutty.
I completely agree,
but there's also another huge element to all this.
And it's the perma-distraction.
And this is why when I talk...
That's always been in America, though.
People also like to say that they've heard enough already,
but that's one of my favorites.
Yeah, you're on ostrich, cowards.
But when they heard enough about something horrific,
like when you hear people go like,
all right, with the Holocaust.
Yeah, like, well, kind of a big lesson.
We could probably keep talking about it.
It's not like, it's not a little thing that happens.
Humans are susceptible to doing crazy shit like that.
Yeah, of course.
That's what fucking happened.
We're going through something similar, you know,
but this is the thing.
When I talk to people about this,
there's some people who totally understand,
and some people who are just so perma-distracted.
And when I was saying earlier
about like the women in the household,
that kind of thing,
I'm not trying to say women can't have opinions,
but my point is there's a whole bunch of men out here
who genuinely know that this COVID shit's at control,
but they're too busy arguing with their wife
to do anything about it.
They're preoccupied.
If it's not your wife, it's a video game,
it's not your video game, it's a job,
it's not a job, it's politics or whatever.
Some other distraction, it's all garbage.
When Rome was losing,
all they did was have endless circuses
to keep you distracted from the losing war.
They, the world we live in today,
they try very hard to prevent you
from creating your reality.
You're constantly distracted by everything,
and it's hard to focus on nearly anything.
And they do that on purpose,
because for you to go stand out in the rain and protest,
that takes focus.
They want you distracted,
they want arguments in the household,
they want blacks to hate the whites,
Republicans hate Democrats,
they want us arguing with each other
for all of us to hate our neighbor,
and all to be so distracted and selfish and self-absorbed
that we can't think beyond ourselves.
That's what they're trying to do to us,
and it's absolutely and utterly worked.
It worked.
There's very few of these people,
and look what they've fucking done to the entire world.
It's absolutely insane.
And before I get offed, I'd never commit suicide.
So let's put that there.
But no, but it's crazy.
It's really crazy.
And I don't think I'm on a hit list
because I'm full of shit, right?
I'm some millionaire with a bunch of bitches,
bunch of cars, Tate's full of shit.
I'm full of shit, cool.
But if you're still living inside the matrix,
we'll talk in 20 years and see who's full of shit.
I'm free, and I'm staying free.
I don't want to change the system.
I'm not out to change nothing,
but it's just, it's remarkable to me
that people aren't awake.
It's like it's fucking incredible.
Because they don't teach you in school
unless you seek this kind of thinking.
Like I studied, everybody knows I say it a million times,
but when I study philosophy,
you read these books by Bogyard, these French thinkers,
these anti-establishment people.
You have to seek out these kind of thinkers
to even have access to these types of crazy,
crazy thoughts that aren't sometimes that fucking crazy,
as we learned in the last few years.
I never thought in my life I would live in Texas.
Never in my life.
I grew up as an Angelino, never.
And the world changed very much, very scary.
I haven't been L.A. in a long time,
but I've only heard the stories of how it's going down.
Yeah, I mean, look, there's still great parts of L.A.
I still love my fucking city.
Eight, one, eight, till I die.
It's still like, L.A. is still one of the great cities,
but it definitely has, you can't act like it hasn't changed.
Like when people, a lot of people there,
I mean, you'd have to be,
your head has to be in the ground to not acknowledge
that it's different.
What is it?
Ostrich.
Yeah, ostrich.
Cowardice.
Cowardice, ostrich, yeah.
Ostrich.
It's an easy solution.
Cowardice is an easy solution to everything.
We can move along, we can move beyond from COVID
and talk about other things, right?
But cowardice is an easy solution for nearly everything.
That's why it's so prevalent.
Because when you're a coward,
you can make an excuse to do nearly anything.
Oh, I should have done this,
but maybe there's a risk of,
there's always a fucking risk.
There's a risk with everything involved.
If you get to be a coward,
now you have the excuse to do nothing.
And that's what people want,
because they're all lazy fucks.
Well, the good news is there used to be,
in the 80s, the 90s, a great way to be a coward, right?
You clock out, you go home,
you have a coke and a smile,
you sit in your lounge chair,
and you watch fucking friends, okay?
But even that life has been taken away.
There is no middle class existence anymore.
So now they're, it's like, what are you doing, dude?
There's nothing for you now.
Yeah, and as, I keep going back to COVID,
I don't want to, but in fact, let's change it.
I keep going back to COVID,
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I'll show you something.
Here's some of the guys that also give
like kind of lessons on women.
And I wanted your thoughts on these, okay?
All right, here's.
Let me take my jacket off.
Oh, shit.
It's real now.
Is it the gun show?
Oh.
Don't you dare bring those out.
We're in Texas.
We got it, bro.
We're gonna see the, what is it?
You have the cobra on the arm, right?
Oh, shit, that's right.
And can we discuss your accent as well, please?
Yeah, it's fucked up.
So what is this?
I'm a mongrel.
What are you?
So you're from London?
A little bit of London.
And U.S.
He's American.
U.S.
And then what else is like South,
we thought South Africa for a minute.
South Africa?
Well, at first when you couldn't,
because you actually have lived in different places,
your accent isn't like clearly from somewhere.
So it kind of sounds, you kind of like, wait,
I think he's British, but maybe not like, you know.
Yeah, I was in America until I was about 10
between Washington, D.C.
and this really awesome place called Indiana.
Yeah.
I was in Indiana and then I moved to Luton, England.
And Luton has a unique accent
because no one's from England, everyone's from Iraq.
So it's kind of strange there.
And then I grew up there
and then I spent a whole bunch of time in Eastern Europe.
Okay.
Yeah, so that's why it's kind of messed up.
There's everything.
It's different.
And you brought the cobra out.
Let's see it, dude.
We've been waiting to see this for years.
It starts here and it goes all the way down here, yeah.
Oh, shit.
The right hand.
Okay, it's the power, right?
It's the power, yeah.
That hand has delivered some fucking blows, man.
We just saw Mr. Germany.
I wonder what he's doing now.
Cause that was a good 10 years ago.
You hit him right on the button too, that was.
Fuck him.
Yeah.
That was like 10 years ago.
I thought, you know what?
You know what?
I'd actually, I'm petty like this, right?
I'd love to like find him on Facebook, track him down.
Find his address.
Pull up in my Bugatti Chiron.
Yes, I have one.
Pull up out front in my $5 million car.
Yeah.
Like, hey bro, just wondering how life's been
since I kicked the fuck out of you.
Cause my life's gone pretty good.
I mean, I got the Bugatti in a German bitch.
You know what?
She's about to happen to her.
So what are you doing?
Oh, you're fat now.
Safe.
Safe.
See you later.
Toodle-Doo.
You think I'm not gonna make a YouTube series
on this shit?
Keep watching Tate's speech.
Toodle-Doo.
This is the future.
Happy New Year.
This is exactly what I'm gonna do.
Happy New Year.
All right, here's one.
Tell me what you think of this guy.
He has, I think, this is about what he looks for in a woman.
So you might cry cause you can't have my talk, ladies.
I'm sorry.
You may fucking hate me for it.
Been hated for it more than once.
I am fucking one.
Fuck you hard.
Wicked.
Tears and twirlips to pieces.
Red Mammoth, fucking crazy shit.
I am father talk bitches.
You must be 120 or less.
You must be solid-minded.
You must be fucking sexy.
You must be grift, fucking sweet.
I'm not gonna go for it unless you're not.
So that's Lord.
He watches Tate's speech.
Yeah, he does.
He's just, you know, he's just, he's a good list.
120 or less, dressed sexy, kind of be compliant
is what I got from that.
You know the problem with this whole space
because I kind of accidentally got thrown
into this whole red pill girl pickup space.
And I don't really think I'm there so much.
I really try and focus on masculine excellence
because a lot of the dudes in that space
are trying to compensate massively.
Like there's only so much game you can learn
if you're clearly a fucking dork, right?
When a nerd comes to me and goes,
I'm a total nerd, I wanna learn game.
Like, bro, if you need to learn more than game,
because you literally, you look like a bitch.
My girlfriend will beat the fuck out of you.
How do you help that guy?
But he already knows the answers.
How you help him is to tell him the truth
because he already knows what he needs to do.
He's just not doing it.
So what does he have to do?
Just make a ton of money and-
It's not even about money.
And be successful and powerful.
It's not even about money.
It's gotta grow a backbone to begin with.
You gotta grow a backbone and you can do that
by if you improve your physicality,
you usually improve your mentality along with it.
And men are expected to be wise and interesting.
He needs stories.
You're not gonna have stories
that you've taken risk.
You need to get some balls.
You need to get some balls and live a life.
I told him, man, go get on the train in Portugal
and ride it for three weeks all the way to Singapore
and think about what a fucking punk you are.
And at least you'll end it with some stories.
Like, what the fuck?
Like, you have plenty of time to reflect
on what a bitch you are.
Go into the bathroom and look in the mirror,
look deep in your eyes and say,
yeah, I wouldn't fuck me either.
Like, what do you want me to do?
What game do you want?
You scrawny as a motherfucker.
Like, what do you want me to do?
You just have to look deep into his own eyes.
Yeah, no, no.
You have to look deep into your own eyes.
That's why I would never fuck you.
Never.
And that needs to change.
You should be a murderer.
Well, that's actually my brother's saying.
My brother.
Look deep into your own eyes.
My brother wakes up.
That's hateful as fuck, you know, I like that a lot.
My brother wakes up and before we train,
he hands me a cigar and a whiskey.
And he goes, he gives me this whiskey and he goes,
go to the mirror, look deep into your own eyes
and offer that man a drink.
What does that fucking mean?
That's really funny.
That's fantastic.
So, but my point is a lot of these guys
are absolutely not really delusional
and masculine and masculine excellence
is genuinely the mental origin for all these things, right?
You have to be very, very realistic of who you are
and what you're aiming for.
Well, let me tell you, this era does not want masculine.
Ask, ask, ask, excellence.
I'm raising two little boys right now
and I don't want them fucking weenie-fied,
which is a lot of the reason I love Texas.
Yeah, because it's hard.
It's not easy because every single one of us,
every single one of us to some degree is an empty vessel.
We're all programmed.
There's no such thing as escaping the slave mind.
You must just to some degree understand
who is programming you and understand
if you really want those characteristics.
Most people are repeating opinions
and I'm saying where did you get that opinion from?
They can't remember where they got it from.
They don't know who even told them.
They don't know why they so fervently believe in it.
They're just told, they're programmed.
You need to genuinely analyze your brain,
defrag every single opinion you strongly have
and identify where it came from
and if that person has your best interests at heart.
And what they're trying to do, especially with young men,
is program them because we're all empty vessels
and what you have to do as an adult, as a parent,
is to program your child stronger than all of society.
It's not an easy job because all of society
from the YouTube videos to the TV shows to the school,
every single thing is trying to program them
in one direction.
You have to combat that and that's not an easy job.
And if you just sit there and get lazy about it,
you will fucking lose.
We're all programmed.
All of us are programmed to some degree.
So it's a scary thing.
That's what it's fat fuck.
He's delusional.
He's delusional on every level
and you need to hold yourself accountable.
The reason I talk about women the way I do
is because I hold myself
to such a high standard as an individual.
I don't make mistakes, I'm a professional.
I know exactly how to act and exactly what to do.
I do not need a woman to motivate me to be my mother,
to convince me to put the video games down.
Please stop smoking weed.
Everything I've done fantastic, I've done completely.
I did it without you.
My life's amazing in every single possible metric.
Now I'm gonna allow you to join it
and therefore you're gonna bend to my reality and my will.
That's not maybe an arrogant and a psycho.
That's me just being completely realistic
about my achievements as an individual.
It's a pretty good case.
Cobra, I am exhausted.
What woman can keep up with you?
You so much energy.
That's why I have a few.
Jess, I was gonna say,
I don't want to start a half my love.
I'm gonna take it easy on them.
Fuck.
I'm a nice guy.
You're very intense.
Yeah, I'm a nice guy.
You know, I'm like, listen, you've had your,
okay, tomorrow, boom, I spread them out.
And that's me being kind.
Do you train every day?
Every day.
And it's just part of your routine.
It's part of my, now I don't fight professionally anymore,
but now it's just part of my routine,
just 45 minutes an hour, whatever in the morning.
Just a, you know, it's part of my routine.
Pilates, what do you do, right?
Pilates, come on.
Pilates.
Well, I live with my brother and my cousin.
Yoga.
Yeah, I live with my brother and my cousin.
I try and beat one of them up,
but if you spar all the time, you get injuries or whatever.
So I'll lift weights or we'll push the sled around
or whatever, whatever.
We'll find something to do,
but I train every day, yeah.
But yeah, he had a good,
I think, I was gonna say, this is Lord Fetsmoker.
I think he has one more thing here.
I strive for fucking perfection.
Oh.
Sorry, perfection.
He's stealing from you.
He must be under 120 pounds for starters, period.
You were over 120 pounds.
You were drunk on top of that.
I just suck on my chocolate a little bit,
just because I'm a good sport.
I am an elite fucking force, look at this neck.
I do not want to get on somebody that's not fucking solid,
at least fairly solid.
So I like it.
I love this guy.
Unfortunately, he passed away.
Aw, I was about to invite him out to Romania.
Let's go pimping.
Let's go pimping, G.
Can I have two more coffees, please?
Oh, he had to fucking ask?
Again?
That was supposed to be what?
Unprompted.
Yeah.
No, but yeah, look,
there's a whole bunch of delusion in this space.
And it's not just these guys, there's loads of guys,
and I have a load of guys who are credible in this space
who like invite me on and stuff,
and I sit there listening to the things they want
from a woman, and they don't understand the reality.
The reality of the world is that beautiful women
have all the choices in the world.
If they have all the choices in the world,
and you're not competitive,
how the fuck are you gonna pull it off with a bit of gain?
We also talk about money.
I wanna make something clear about money.
Getting rich is probably the worst thing
that can happen to the majority of men.
Most men are not ready for money.
And I say this because I was broke for a very long time
that the very difficult life and then became rich.
That's why I am, because money amplifies.
So if you're the man first, and then you get rich,
you're the man.
If you're a punk, and then you get rich,
now you're a massive punk.
We were just talking about this before you came, like.
Thanks.
Wow.
Thanks, my friend.
We were just talking about this.
But it happens with crypto kids, right?
I had one kid come to me, some 20-year-old kid
who caught a pump, some stupid coin, whatever.
He made $86 million.
Damn.
And he came to me and he was like,
Tate, I need your help that I have $86 million.
My life's still shit.
It's like, yeah, because now you're just a sugar daddy
to a bunch of hoes who don't give a fuck about you
and you're a robbery target and you're just hiding.
And like, your life's over now.
Like, you should have been the man first.
You could have been a big G first.
You can't even fucking pull a firearm.
Like, what are you doing?
That's the worst thing that could happen to you
because now you're never gonna wanna work hard.
You're never gonna wanna network.
You're never gonna learn the skills
before the modern period of wealth creation.
Because in Hustler's University,
I teach people how to make money fast.
Anybody.
As much money as you possibly can quickly.
But in the old way, the old world,
the only way you could make money was
by talking to people, networking, sales, influence,
all these things you'd learn lessons along the way.
By the time you had the money, you learned a lot about life.
But now you can skip all the lessons
and just get the fucking money.
And these dudes are a mess, right?
So wealth is the worst thing that can happen to people.
So we talk about how, oh, money attracts girls.
No, it fucking doesn't.
Because in the realm of a beautiful woman,
everybody's rich.
She will only go on dates with a man
who has a nice car and pays her dinner.
She may not know who's richer than the other,
but in her view, men just have money.
I talk to beautiful women like genuine tens.
Oh, well, men have money.
They don't even consider some men or porcs.
I never spoke into one.
They don't know.
All men just have money from the sky.
Men just have money.
That's a great point.
It's normal for them, right?
It's kind of like having arms, right?
It's not enough to attract her.
She just expects it to be there.
It's like, oh yeah, you have money.
And if you don't have money, she'll be like,
what the fuck is wrong with you?
Yeah.
So if you do.
So she has to then choose between really the guys,
they all have money to begin with.
So now she's looking actually to the next layer.
Completely.
So now it's all the other qualities come in.
The given is money.
So money will qualify you to try.
That's it.
And it's not gonna attract a woman purely
unless you're literally paying her day rate
and she's a hooker.
So people talk about money attracting women.
I know a bunch of dorks with a bunch of money and no pussy.
Because I was like,
because you're still a fucking nerd, G.
You're still a fucking nerd.
God, I missed that word.
But they are nerd.
I use that word purposefully.
Because it's intrinsic.
It's like back to school.
You're a nerd.
You're a fucking nerd, dude.
I was a nerd.
I am a nerd.
But you are, and money amplifies.
I say this all the time.
If you see a dude get out of a Lambo.
Yeah, a fucking nerd.
If you see a dude get out of a Lambo
and he's a skinny little guy with glasses,
you're like, oh, tech dork, total nerd.
If you see a guy get out of a Lambo
and he's big, tall, strong, Cobra tattoo, big G,
you're like, okay, mafia boss.
It amplifies.
The Lambo amplifies.
It doesn't change who you are.
And money's the same.
Money's an amplifier.
Well, because you were this guy
before you had a lot of money.
I suspect you had your swag before.
I missed being poor.
I loved it.
I loved being broke.
I'd loved going out thinking,
I need to find a bitch tonight
because I need somewhere to sleep.
I missed those days.
Can I tell you how I knew
this one was a winner, by the way?
Tell me.
So we met, I met Tommy Buns
when he was just 23 years old, okay?
And I knew he was a fucking winner.
I've said this before on this podcast
because he carried himself like a fucking winner.
We didn't have two dimes to rub together
for quite a minute, my love.
But I knew the way he carried himself,
he was a capable man.
You know what I'm saying?
I respect that, yeah.
He always had the hustle, the vibe in him too.
Like he's not gonna be some fucking loser, dude.
I knew it.
I also, when I saw it, I was like, hey, bitch.
And he did that to it, like that.
No, but you know what?
That's a really important point
because the world often talks about fake it
till you make it.
And I'm like, no.
There's nothing fake about belief.
I knew I was gonna be the big G before I was the big G.
There's nothing fake about belief.
I knew what I was gonna be.
There's nothing fake about belief.
So if you truly believe, then it can be carried
and women can detect that.
Women are always with guys with ambition.
You don't need to have the money.
You need to have the ambition to feel it.
And if they can feel it and they know you're about it,
then that's enough.
You don't actually need the physical cash.
No, that's what I tell girls
when they're looking 20 year old, 30 year old women with me.
How do I find, I go look at the guy that's got the hustle.
I don't give a fuck if he's a garbage man,
but he's got that hustle to be the best fucking
or maybe he wants to own a chain of garbage.
It's what it's gonna be later.
Not now, not now.
By the way, do you know who Kevin Samuels is?
Yes. You do?
I know who he is.
The black guy with the suit.
I love this guy's stuff.
It is his, here's the thing that I love about him.
He cuts out all bullshit.
He is completely direct.
I think we pulled some of my favorite interactions
with him, with women.
Winter is coming.
No more hot girls summer, no more twerking.
Once you're over 35 or 40 years old, what do you have?
You got bad knees, bunions, and type one diabetes.
Oh, this is, I like when he actually does the,
he does the interactions with a woman
who's like trying to get advice.
But he made a really important point.
And do you know what's so attractive about younger women?
Cause a lot of these dudes talk about fertility
and looks and stuff.
I don't actually think it's that.
I think that in the modern world,
in the days of old, right?
You'd meet a woman, you get married,
you'd be together, whatever, whatever.
In the modern world, if I meet a girl who's 33 and single,
I know the amount of dick that's been through her before me,
it's just simply unattractive.
I don't care how nice you are,
but you're 33 years old.
How many men have fuck, if I get a 19 year old girl,
I might be your second or third man, right?
I'm gonna be dude number fucking 29.
And all the trauma and heartbreak and bullshit
they put you through, you're gonna try and bring to my door.
Like, well, my last man cheat, I'll give a fuck.
I don't care.
Like, why is that my problem?
So if you pick up older women, you have to accept
they've been on the carousel longer,
they've had more fucking rides, more spins.
I don't want that shit.
So you'd like 19, 20.
I want, the younger she is,
the younger and the more beautiful she is,
the less men she slept with.
Another reason I like beautiful women
is not for the objective beauty.
I say this all the time.
If I see a truly beautiful girl,
I'm not like, wow, she's beautiful.
I'm like, you know what?
She has so much choice.
That cunt is so, sorry.
That woman is so picky.
Can't use that word.
All right, it's like the caviar of women, right?
Yeah, she's so picky
that she's gonna be very, very selective
with who she slept with.
And you like that.
Well, I like that she had less men.
Like the most beautiful women on average
just slept with less men than an average chick.
Cause average chicks are insecure, right?
So when I see a beautiful young woman,
I know that she has a very low body count.
And that, and also, no, but the truth is this,
women's mentality is absolutely connected to sex.
If a woman sleeps with a bunch of men,
it's harder to penetrate her mind
and make her fall in love with you.
It is unattractive too.
And it's unattractive.
But if she's had 30 dudes inside of her,
she really didn't think, you know what?
This guy's so, so, so special.
Or she's gonna think, you know what?
He talked to me real, let's go get a new guy.
And that's what they think, right?
So they're much harder to contain and control.
Whereas if a woman's only been with a few guys,
she's much more likely to fall in love with you,
be a better partner, et cetera.
Oh, so you're afraid of losing.
Not afraid.
The older one.
First, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You used the word afraid.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't like that word.
Hey, check your fucking self.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so stupid.
I don't like that word.
I'm so stupid.
Because we-
You don't like losing.
No.
I'll say that you're competitive,
you don't like to lose and you might lose the older woman.
I don't like the word afraid.
And the reason I'm very, very particular with how I speak,
the reason I'm very, very particular with the things I say,
and I'm very, very particular when people talk to me
and I analyze certain words is because we live in a world now
where semantics are used to our detriment.
People are using very, very selective words
and they're using them to control the world,
e.g. pandemic.
There isn't one, but they say it.
So now it becomes true.
So when you say the word afraid, it implies fear.
Choice is not related to fear, right?
I have a choice.
I have options and I will not choose a negative option
or a detrimental option or an option
which is less favorable than the other one.
It doesn't mean I'm afraid.
But what is the negative option?
Why is it negative?
It's negative because the likelihood of her falling
completely in love with you and staying loyal to you
and really believing you're the only man for her
after being through so much trauma and so many men
and sleep with so many dudes and having her heart broken
and having those memories of her ex
and all that crap she's been through
is far less likely than meeting a nice, young,
beautiful girl who hasn't been with many men
and she goes, you know what?
This is the guy I like him.
Every woman who knows this
and every man who watches this can be honest.
Women fall in love with the person they lose over Ginny too
or their second or third guy.
They really remember them.
They really love them.
Any woman who's slept with 50 dudes,
she doesn't even remember who most of them are.
She doesn't care.
If a woman slept with a bunch of men before you,
she's less likely to stick it out
through a difficult period of relationship.
She's more likely to just say, you know what?
New answers, new dick.
That's a pretty good answer.
And that's the truth.
So why would I put myself in a position?
To be hurt.
Not to be hurt, to waste my time.
Like it's a time waste, right?
Women who have slept with a bunch of men are more likely to-
I love you, what about those words, Cobra?
That's beautiful.
Keep going.
Let's keep going.
Let's have feelings together.
Now, let me make something clear.
If I meet a beautiful 30 year old woman,
I'm not saying I won't sleep with her.
That's pretty fucking old.
30?
I know.
What are you, crazy?
There's been times I was drunk.
But I'm not saying I won't sleep with her,
but I'm certainly gonna look at her and go 30
and now you're just newly single?
How have your life not an order yet?
Yeah, what's going on with you?
What's wrong with you?
And it really is true,
because everyone denies this, I'm telling you.
If a woman sleeps with a bunch of men,
her ability to pair up on, that's a real thing.
Women are slept with a bunch of men,
they don't find a man and attach to him correctly.
They're always thinking-
You know what, I will say,
and this is totally politically incorrect too,
is that because we carry the repercussions
of sexual conduct,
we're the ones left with the bag.
So to me, yes, I was never into banging lots of-
As you shouldn't be.
Well, because you think it's an unconscious thing,
it's like, well, God, if this guy busts nuts in me,
like, he doesn't even like me, I don't even know that.
So you just nailed it?
I want your jizz inside of me, I don't even know you.
No, but you just nailed it.
This is the exact point, right?
Because you have to look at humans
from a societal standpoint and an evolutionary standpoint.
Evolutionarily, females found a man,
got pregnant and stayed attached to that man.
So it's, women are not evolutionarily wired
to be jumping from dick to dick to dick to dick to dick
to dick to dick and stay mentally sane.
Men can do that, we can stay sane, we don't give a shit.
Women for the longest period of-
Don't nod your head, yes.
Here we come.
For the longest period of human history,
women didn't do this.
Don't do this, he's so happy, Tom's happy.
This is his contentment.
What are you doing to my husband?
You need to leave, sir.
He scripted me.
He's gonna move to Romania now.
He told me what to say.
But no, it's true, right?
Promiscuity amongst females is something
that's like 50 years old.
And it's brand new.
And women can't, they're not mentally evolved for it.
For 5,000 years, they weren't that way.
I usually think, I don't care.
We haven't studied that.
I don't care, but I do find it unattractive.
Like when a woman's like, I've slept with fuckin' 80.
Can I tell you something?
But I find it unattractive in a male.
I understand that.
Who has the same behavior.
I was repulsed by men that would say,
oh, I've banged 57.
I'm like, something's wrong with you, bro.
I don't think that's normal for anybody to just body count.
That's a good point.
That's fuckin' gross.
That's a good point.
Now, I think the strangest thing about that
is that you'd tell a girl that.
Like, I would never sit there with a woman.
Yeah, I wanna know.
That's stupid.
That's stupid.
I mean, is it true?
Yeah, of course.
Probably.
But I would never sit there and be like, yeah.
Cause I think that's just weird.
It's gross.
It's gross.
But I think, I also think that women intrinsically,
cause we're looking at women from an evolutionary
perspective and men from an evolutionary perspective
with a high enough value male, women don't expect monogamy
and they don't expect you.
Definitely true.
They look at Chris Brown in the club.
You think they're thinking he's gonna be loyal to me?
I don't fucking know.
They don't care.
They don't care.
They're looking for status.
He has enough status.
I don't care if he's loyal.
So my point is if you were single right now,
if you were single and you're out and you meet a guy
who's like, you know, a multimillionaire, good looking,
you know, masculine, whatever owns a bunch of shit,
you wouldn't be like,
this guy probably hasn't been with many women.
Well, that's a different ballpark.
But I'm saying you might be attracted to him.
You still be, you would, your brain tells you
this guy has options.
Yeah, of course.
And this is my point.
And I think that, I think that women to some degree
tolerate male promiscuity
cause it's evolutionarily designed inside of men.
I don't know.
It's more cultural too.
Like in Eastern Europe, for instance.
It's more normal.
Yeah.
France, normal, America.
No way.
And I'm not talking about it from societal perspective.
I'm saying just the fact that female promiscuity as a whole
is a very, very detrimental way to live your life as a woman.
I don't think, I don't think there's any happiness in that.
I think if a woman runs around jumping on dick to dick to dick,
I think they genuinely,
these are the people on the most Xanax, drink the most.
They're the saddest people.
They're not happy.
I can't imagine it's good for you.
They're not happy.
And those abs and stuff,
I don't think it's good for humanity personally.
It's not.
Whereas I think if a man is out there
and he's sleeping with a bunch of chicks,
I don't think it hurts him mentally.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
We don't know.
I do.
I know.
Well, look at you.
I mean, you ask me.
You're perfect.
Ask me.
You're perfect.
Does fucking all those bitches hurt you mentally?
I don't want to ask.
Ask.
Look yourself, look at yourself in the mirror.
Deep in my eyes.
Deep in your own eyes.
I know the answer.
You ask yourself.
I know the answer.
Deep into my own eyes.
Wait, can I point out it's called,
this is called Tramp Talk.
The show behind him is Tramp Talk,
which is fucking brilliant.
Andrew, has it hurt you to sleep with all these women?
Oh God, don't make him answer it.
What do you think his fucking answer's gonna be, Tom?
I think there's two ways to look at this.
I talk so much.
I'm sorry.
The men who are out here only trying to have sex with women
and have no emotional connection, they're weirdos.
A lot of this red pill, how to get girls stuff,
a lot of them are like that as well.
They're like the peak masculine life
is just to have a bunch of women that you barely know
and that's stupid.
That's fucking ridiculous, right?
Every man, if you want to have a good life,
you need to have a good relationship with a good woman.
When you get sick, it's your woman who's gonna care,
not your boys, right?
But you can love her and she can love you
with all her heart.
You can love each other.
You can be prepared to take a bullet for her.
And still fuck other bitches.
That's what I'm saying.
You don't say, it's no big deal.
It's no big deal.
We gotta do, we gotta do, we gotta do.
So I've got the women who I really care about and I love,
but I've also got the other women who's just like.
Okay, but what about, but we have children and stuff.
What if, what if your boys find out dad's a pimp?
Oh shit.
What was the worst that could happen?
I have two little pimps.
Can we move on?
Is there another clip we could show?
Dad's pipping.
Yeah, here you go.
Bro, I can't.
I have a hard time.
I'm five three.
How much do you weigh?
That's none of your business.
I told you I was fat.
Oh, okay.
We don't play that shit on my show.
You get your big fat ass on somewhere.
I don't deal with you big sassy ass bros.
I love him.
Oh, he's the best.
You think you can get out here
and be like Danny's big ass,
go knock yourself out.
But I would be remiss to try to tell you
as an image consultant and as a person and a professional
that you can be five three and weigh so much
that you don't even want to tell somebody how much you weigh
and think you're gonna get a man to marry you.
A high value man.
So you go ahead and go on back over and get your two piece
or three piece or whatever you got coming from,
you know, Chick-fil-A or Popeyes.
Wait, the best is the dismissive like the mouse
when he's like, so you go ahead, the look away.
But he's right.
But no, but doesn't that say a law
about the world we now live in
where when you tell some women the truth,
they're flabbergasted?
Absolutely.
Like how are you flabbergasted by the fact
that a man with options doesn't want you?
Can I say something now, Calvertate?
That I thought for sure
that people would hate fat models, okay?
I fucking abhor fat models.
I don't wanna see somebody that looks worse than me
modeling the clothes I'm aspiring to be this person,
right, you know what I'm saying?
I asked this guy, we both know him.
I go, do you like fat models?
He goes, yeah, I love, I love women.
Slave mind, slave mind, fucking lie.
You know what, you know what it is.
Let me tell you something about the world
because I haven't told you enough yet.
I know you think that this is supposed to go on
for two hours or something.
We just got fucking warmed up.
We just got started.
Sorry production staff, I'm not done.
Let me tell you something about the world.
When you're not prepared to fight,
if you're not prepared to fight to defend an idea,
and this is actually something you can extrapolate
to the whole world works, right?
When you find men who are physically capable
or with high testosterone levels,
we're allowed to have ideas which are abstract
because if someone disagrees with us,
we're prepared to defend them.
If you're a little bitch,
what you do is you go through life
and you say things that are completely socially acceptable
because you don't wanna ever have to defend your point.
But I believe this guy genuinely likes
to take your win, man. No, he's a punk,
and he saw on Twitter he's supposed to like it,
so now he likes it.
That's what he is, he's slave minded
because he's afraid to say something
which he's gonna have to defend.
Who was it? I'll write it down for you.
Yeah. Give me his fucking name.
I'm coming for you.
I'm gonna pull up outside you
and I'm done with that German fuck.
What's he saying? Pussy.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Pussy. Pussy. P-U-S-S-Y.
He's a Nama pussy, he's not pussy.
I know what he's saying.
I know what Andrew means.
No, but you can like a thick girl, whatever, whatever.
I'm not saying that.
But we're talking about these women
who are models, we're just clearly unattractive.
I agree, delusion.
You know what the other one that's fucking bullshit?
This one really bothers me.
Is when somebody, sometimes it's a famous person,
sometimes it's just a regular person, is overweight,
loses a bunch of weight, right?
And then people go, you know what though?
You're beautiful and both, you're beautiful now
but you were also beautiful then.
And you go, wait a minute, but that's not true.
Like you lost, first of all, you lost all that weight.
That's great, we should celebrate that.
And now you are physically more attractive.
But don't you see that when the matrix
and the people in charge of it
try their very best to destroy objective reality.
When they deliberately convince you things
that aren't true, when they destroy objective reality,
your mind is now fully open for programming.
That is a woman because she says she's a woman.
That is attractive because they said, this is a pandemic.
I work hard, inflation is good.
Give me my fifth booster injection.
It's destroying your mind to the point
where you're completely open for programming.
That's why they purport these lies.
They purport the fallacy to wipe your brain
of any independent thoughts so they can inject
the slave programming.
It's Newspeak, it's Orwellian Newspeak.
They're not pedophiles, they're what?
They're a minor attracted person.
You know that's a new thing?
I call them targets, that's what I call them for.
Do you know that that's a new term for real?
That's a new term for real.
Minor attracted person.
Listen, I got bullets that need using, so it's not a problem.
But this is the point, right?
This is the point of the world now,
that every single objective reality
has been destroyed in real time.
There's no longer any baseline of humanity.
Nothing makes sense anymore.
Men are women, women are dogs, dogs are men.
I'm a panda, it's just like,
and they're just injecting the slave programming
all day long, all these slaves out here.
And then I walk in to buy a coffee
and the slave's like, where you're most?
I'm like, listen, I get upset by these things.
That was like maybe two.
Me too, I'm fired up.
That was like two years ago.
I'm going back to that coffee shop.
My next taste speech, next time I'm in Germany,
I'm going back to the same one.
And that bitch better hope God, he ain't working.
So I'm gonna walk in maskless, do you remember me?
People are like, no, but you're a fucking about to.
And I'm gonna give him a nice three minute
to raid before the German police arrest my ass.
Tate speech is coming, fuck him.
Just after I visit the German, I knock the fuck out.
Then I'm gonna go back to Spain and find Pedro
and this pussy, whatever his name is,
give me his name as well.
I'm through the world tour.
I've had enough, I need to do something.
Look, look at this.
I know, send me the words.
So much for that question.
I use the term minor attractive person or map
in the title and throughout the book for multiple reasons.
First of all, because I think it's important
to use terminology for groups.
Members of that group want others to use for that.
And advocacy groups like before you act
have advocated for a slave programming.
They're trying to put it in my brain for it primarily
because it's less stigmatizing than other terms.
This is Haram, Haram, send her to Saudi.
Let her repeat this shit.
Haram, we need the will of God.
We need Allah.
Listen, I'm ready for the asteroid.
I've had enough.
No, I am so ready.
Look, there's 72 virgins awaiting me.
Just bring it on.
This is all done.
I've had enough.
The slave programming, they're trying to put it in my mind.
It hurts me.
They're trying to inject it.
And I have to rebel against the slave everywhere I look.
I can't even watch.
I know you guys are on Netflix.
I can't even watch that shit anymore.
If I see one more 110 pound woman beat the shit
out of 50 big dudes, I'm gonna lose my fucking mind.
What are you talking about?
What show is this?
Every show.
Wait, 100 said no.
There was some show, a CSI or some crap
and there's some Israeli Krav Maga girl in it.
And she's like, I'm from Israel.
So, hey, yeah, hey, yeah, I'm like, bitch,
I would fuck you up so fast.
You ain't ready.
Grab, you ain't ready for me.
I'm like, put me in the show.
Let me be the bad guy.
I'll show you he-ya.
You ain't ready to be on the fucking first plane
back to Tel Aviv with a busted eye.
Bullshit.
Can I tell you my dream?
Bullshit lies.
I wish every motherfucker that took down my fucking TikToks,
every piece of shit that reports me to TikTok
that cobertate shows up at your fucking house,
that you need to give your address
and this motherfucker shows up.
I'm doing a world tour.
I would love it.
I'm ready.
A troll tour and just these fucking babies.
I don't know if I'm allowed to say this on YouTube,
I'm not gonna say anyway.
I did actually knock on a guy's door once from Twitter.
No, did you really?
Yeah.
Did you know Deandre did this, right?
Is it Deandre?
No, no, no, not Deandre.
Deontay.
Deontay Wilder.
Deontay Wilder, there was a guy who talked shit
and it's on video.
This guy talked shit and Deontay Wilder showed up at a gym
that the guy was like, no, no, no, no.
This is gonna happen right now.
I love that.
Yeah, this is real.
I love that.
Yeah, yeah, this internet troll.
Oh yeah, yeah, Charlie's on and off.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, dude.
This guy talked shit and then he chased him.
He was like, no, this is not over.
He's like, you talk shit to me.
Good.
This is what the world needs more of.
And look, he just fucking.
Good.
Well, then you want to talk shit no more, dude.
That's how, but that's how we used to do it on the score.
And he was like, all right, oh, he's like, no, over.
So wait, I just wanted to highlight that,
but you had a guy on Twitter that talked to you.
Right, so about three years ago, there is a liberal guy.
I can't, for some reason, his name has escaped my mind,
but if you look up banter teacher,
he was an English teacher who banned the word banter
in the class.
He banned the word banter?
Yeah, he's a real fat guy, pure, super liberal.
What's his name?
Michael something.
And he was always begging for money on Twitter
because banter, B-A-N-T-E-R, teacher bans banter.
Look that up and you'll see it.
And he was always begging for money on Twitter
because the right wing guys have Mike Stutchbury.
That's him.
So this dude, he was constantly crying on Twitter.
I need mental support.
Can anyone give me like a go fund me
because of the right wing and all this crap, right?
So he started running his mouth to me on Twitter
because he didn't let me tell him the truth about the world.
Telling me I'm misogynist and all this shit,
da, da, da, da, and just running his mouth to me.
And by absolute freak coincidence,
I didn't even try.
Someone's like, you know he lives in Luton, right?
I was like, no fucking way.
Which is where you were.
That's where you were on front of.
He's like, yeah, he lives in Luton.
I was like, and then I was going back to London
because I just bought a new Aston Martin vanquishess.
You know, one of them things.
You know, you leave Romani on the jet,
you go, you pick up your new Aston.
What's the first place you're gonna go?
And I was like, you know what?
By coincidence, he just wrote some more shit.
Corporate, misogynist, feminist, da, da, da.
I was like, fuck you.
So I drove to his house.
Let me see if I can find it.
But I went and knocked on his door.
And he had a full mental breakdown.
Oh, he had a full mental breakdown.
And what'd you say to him?
Well, this is the funny thing, right?
Here it is.
Let me find it.
Here we go.
So he's blocked me now.
So he used to say he doesn't drink,
but this is me taking a picture of his trash can
with all those wine bottles.
He's like, why say you don't drink, you alcoholic fuck.
So I'm at his door, but I'm not a violent guy.
I don't want to hit the guy.
I don't go to jail, right?
I just want to talk to him.
I just want to say hello.
Like you make fun of me all day.
Can I say hello?
So I went and knocked on his door
and he starts screaming out the window.
I'm calling the police.
I'm calling the police.
I was like, bro, I've just wanted to show you my new car.
What's the problem?
So I started trying to talk to him.
The police turn up.
The police rock up.
Let me find the actual picture of me outside his house
because it's beautiful.
Let me find it.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
So the police rock up.
And what I said was very simple.
I said, look, I'm a Jehovah's Witness.
I want to spread the word of the Lord.
I didn't know knocking on the door was illegal.
And what did the police say?
Well, what he's intimidated is I touched the guy.
I didn't know it was illegal.
I just want to tell him the name of the Lord.
And they're like, well, go away.
And then I got a lawyer.
And my lawyer is like, well, you've only been warned once.
You can be warned four times.
I was like, yee-haw.
I'm coming back, Mike.
I'm coming back.
He actually moved house because of me.
He did?
Yeah, he left.
What?
Yeah, he moved house.
You should do more troll, like.
I told you, I'm doing a world tour.
I'm getting warmed up.
I know there's only a matter of time
for a band for every single social media.
And I don't exist anymore.
It's fine.
I exist in the real world.
In your nightmares.
Like Freddie Krueger.
Oh, Tate's been banned for a year and a half.
I wonder what he's doing.
Knock, knock.
That's what.
I'm coming.
I'll find the picture outside his house
because it's absolutely beautiful.
I just have to find it.
Now, here's the deal, man, is that some people
would accuse you of bullying.
That's not bullying.
But he was bullying you on Twitter, no?
Literally, all he did was insult me.
And all I wanted to do was bring him closer to Christ.
And he was upset with you on Twitter
about what your views?
Telling the truth about Earth.
You know, normal things.
Just existing.
Oh, you're this.
You're that.
This guy's this.
He's this.
Stop being a little bitch.
I literally wanted to just record a video.
I actually was hoping to have a normal interaction.
I thought it'd be funny.
I'm 0% the guy who's going to attack someone.
I know I come across that way, but I'm actually very intelligent.
I'm not going to get fucking arrested for beating some guys on Twitter.
So I wanted to just talk to him and record it, and it'd be funny.
But he crapped himself so instantly and so monumentally
that it was just like became a thing.
I really have Tristan filming, and I was going to ask him,
why do you think I'm feminist?
But he just completely crapped himself.
Really?
Oh, yeah, like really bad.
He was literally crying out the window, screaming on the phone,
calling the police.
Even the police officer was a man and a woman turned up.
I said to the woman, like, come on, this is a bit extreme.
Look at him.
He's crying out the window.
And she was kind of like, well, yeah, but you know, he's scared.
I'm like, no, this is just gay.
There it is.
Bam.
There it is.
I love my new car.
Mi-ha.
This is me outside his house, saying I love my new car.
There you go.
I didn't do nothing.
Like, I know this is probably getting in trouble with somebody.
Listen, English police, you've arrested me enough, right?
I didn't do nothing.
I'm trying to spread the word of the Lord.
I'm a Jehovah's Witness.
I really want to bring him closer to Christ.
Yeah, that was my only intention.
That was my only intention.
I ain't hurt nobody.
Plus you have three more warnings.
You're fine.
It's like I zoomed in on his house number on accident.
Oops.
He's not there anymore.
No, he's gone.
He's gone.
He ran away.
What does he say?
So just have these sent to me while waiting for police.
Banging on our door was Andrew Tate, kickboxer,
and someone else.
Someone else was my brother.
Yeah.
And he looked so, yeah.
That's just him having a panic attack.
But yeah, yeah, it was, it was, it was, this was a few years ago.
Honestly, like, that has to be pretty scary.
If you've talked, if you've talked shit into a fighter,
right, you're at your door.
That's pretty scary, yeah.
Yeah, it is.
But, but, but I think Mike Tyson, Mike Tyson said it, right?
He said social media has people comfortable
with disrespecting each other and pushing their face.
And in the, in the olden way of man,
I would never disrespect someone to their face unless I understood
there might be a physical confrontation.
Absolutely.
So you check yourself.
There's a consequence.
There's a consequence.
There's no longer any consequences.
But you learn that in fucking grade school.
And you know now, if someone fucks with your kid and hits your kid
and your kid hits that kid back, your kid will get in trouble.
Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
Say, for, for protecting themselves.
And that's once again conditioning.
They're conditioning you.
Crazy.
Take the shit sandwich, do nothing.
But I have, I tell you this, I told my son,
because it's the older one who I told him, I go, that's okay.
I go, if you get in trouble, it's okay.
I'll defend you.
So if anybody ever tries to hurt you, you can,
you can hit them as hard as you want.
I'll tell you a story.
I'll tell you a story about my dad.
This story went viral on one of my Twitter accounts.
I got banned, blah, blah.
But when I was in school, I was on the bus,
on the school bus in Indiana.
And there was, I was, how old was I?
Six or seven.
And there was these two kids or maybe nine or 10
who used to pick on me from behind.
Right.
And he used to pick on me on the bus all the time.
And I came home to my dad and I said, I picked on him.
He goes, well, what are you gonna do about it?
I was like, well, I don't know what to do.
They're bigger than me.
And he goes, you have a lunch box?
I was like, no, that was his answer.
So anyway, they kept picking on me, kept picking on me.
And after about 10 days,
when they were picking on me after about two weeks later,
I remember one of them slapped me on the side of the face
and it stung and I turned around my lunch box
and smashed him clean in the face.
And it was a black, it was a plastic fat man lunch box.
It was blue.
And when I hit him, it splintered and it cut him.
So blood squirting everywhere all over the school bus.
Right.
And the two bullies are like, now that crap themselves,
because the kid they picked on all of a sudden
just turned around and smashed him in the face.
So I came home, when after I hit him,
I instantly, it was just before,
as the bus stopped, I turned around,
smashed him and ran off the bus.
So as I ran off the bus, I ran all the way home,
like scared, because I just hit him.
And I got home and I just had the handle of the lunch box.
That's all I had left.
And my dad saw me and he instantly said,
let's go buy a new lunch box.
And we went to the Walmart and he said,
I'll buy you as many of these as you need, son.
And he bought me a new lunch box
and that was the end of my bullying story.
No, he bullied me again.
That's right.
He didn't ask me who they were.
The school called.
I don't know what he said to him.
He must have told him to fuck off.
I never heard about it again.
But that was my dad's answer.
Oh, my dad didn't come to save me.
I kept telling my dad about him.
He's like, no, fix it, fix it.
And after I smashed him in the face,
my dad bought me a brand new lunch box.
He goes, anytime you need a new lunch box, let me know.
Otherwise you know what to do.
And that was it.
And I was never picked on again.
That's right.
And I learned my lesson for life.
Right?
Sometimes you tolerate X and then it gets to Y.
You go do what you gotta do.
That's right.
That's right.
But these little fucking beta fucks
don't learn those lessons
without allowed to defend yourself.
And then they get in positions of power
and then they look at fucking Twitter accounts
and like he reminds me of that.
He reminds, oh, he's living his life.
He's enjoying his life.
Oh, he laughed.
He's smiling.
Bam, bam, bam.
Like that's their good mother fucking mind.
Even if he doesn't agree with your ideas,
who gives a fuck?
Who the fuck cares?
Why does anybody give a fuck?
What anyone else thinks about anything?
It's so weird.
It's full, full, full Clown World slave mind.
And I mean, look, the programming,
it's like, I create my reality very, very carefully.
Like I don't even really read my own YouTube comments.
I don't really, because it's just bullshit.
Like I don't, I really have an existence
where I only talk to the people in my network,
the people I do business with, my brother,
I live in a country which is sensible.
I really am not around much of this,
but I accidentally pick up bits of it.
But I really try and create my reality very, very carefully
because it's actually one of the things that's amazing to me.
I said this the other day,
everybody understands that you're the sum
of the five people you spend the most time with.
Everybody understands that.
Damn pain, yeah.
Everybody understands that.
But they understand that
and still hang around with fucking losers.
That's true.
It's like, is that not the ultimate mark
of being a dumb ass?
If you understand that that's the truth
and you don't create your friendship
and create your reality, then you're a loser.
I had a guy join the war room the other day,
my private network and he joined
and we have multi-millionaires in there.
Multi-millionaires in there.
We have a billionaire in there.
I bought a Bugatti purely to add Bugatti owners
to my network, so we have Bugatti owners in there.
We have guys connected to the point
where I can't even say on YouTube, right?
A guy joined, he's 19 and he ain't nothing.
He goes, look, I know I don't have any value to give,
but I'm just here to learn and I understand
if I stand a chance of escaping the matrix,
you're the man I need to be around.
And I was like, you're absolutely intelligent.
Instead of spending 19 sitting around
and playing video games,
that's the smartest thing you could have ever done.
His life's gonna change forever, right?
Cause he's around people who understand.
So all the people out here sit there and go,
yeah, you're the sum of the five people
you hang around with the most, yeah.
And then go hang around with dickheads.
You're an idiot.
But most people are like that.
Cause they're idiots, right?
You have to create your reality
and there's nothing wrong with saying to people,
you know what, I've outgrown you.
You know what, I'm on a different path to you.
You know what, X, Y, Z.
Sometimes you've got to cut people off
because if you don't create your reality,
they have to infect your energy.
That is a big one, man.
That was the energy.
It's like, it's negativity.
It's being around it.
I remember cutting off like a really good friend
for a good period because of that negative draw, you know?
A 100% because as much as I don't wanna sound airy-fairy,
I have noticed, I have a saying
and it's not a very remarkable saying,
but I use it all the time.
And that dumb shit leads to dumb shit.
And I say that for an example,
like let's say you leave your car unlocked.
You're unprofessional, you leave your car unlocked.
Now it gets stolen.
Now you use a police case.
Now dumb shit leads to dumb shit.
So when I'm around people who do dumb shit
or unprofessional things or they're not smooth
or they don't get their shit right,
or they're negative,
then I refuse because it comes true.
It's like, you make it true.
If I hang around with your stupid ass long enough,
all the stupid shit you're talking about
is gonna happen to me.
So it's like you speak into existence.
So I refuse to be around it.
Dumb shit leads to dumb shit.
Everyone I talk to is such a fucking winner
that when I sit around,
all I could do is accidentally win.
It's like, oh shit, bam, more money.
All you can do is win when you're around winners.
It's true, it's true.
It's all you can do.
So you have to be very, very selective
and you have to very, very carefully create your reality.
And that's why I created the War Room
because it's a global network,
but you have to be global and you have to be online nowadays
because if you're a normal dude living a normal life,
you're never gonna meet winners in day-to-day life
because they're all slaves.
So you have to find that guy in Singapore as a winner,
those two guys in Dubai who's a winner,
one in London, it's hard now.
It's getting harder and harder.
But yeah, I don't tolerate negativity around me.
I refuse to tolerate.
It kind of reminds me.
I knocked my own friend out once.
I knocked my friend out, so...
Sparring?
No, no, for real.
So I was at my girlfriend's house, I'm about 21.
I've got so many stories that make me sound like a psycho.
I'm at my girlfriend's house, I'm 21.
Anyway, her ex comes over with five of his friends
and they had hammers because he was mad I'm with this chick.
I'm with my boy and I'm like, what should we do?
My friend's like, what should we do, what should we do?
It's like, listen, this has been going on a while,
he's been texting me, there's been a problem,
let's go out, let's just deal with this.
So I go out with my friend and the ex goes to me,
listen, starts threatening me with the hammer.
You just have to apologize.
He wanted me to say sorry for taking this bitch.
So I say sorry to you.
Because if you say, because you capitulate,
it gets worse, right?
So I refuse to say sorry to you.
And my friend next to me goes,
well, why don't we just say sorry?
You're on, it's five against two.
And now the guy on my team is acting like a coward
and inspiring the enemy.
I turn around and punched him so hard in his fucking face.
I knocked my own friend out cold.
And you know what those five dudes did after that?
Shit themselves.
They're like, Tate's nuts.
He just knocked his own boy out before the fight starts.
But you have to dismantle the coward next to you
if you stand a chance.
You can't be rolling with cowards.
Cowards are gonna, they're more detriment
than anything else.
If that fight went down,
do you think he was gonna help me?
He would have just fucking run away anyway.
So what do I need him for?
He's just a mascot for my enemies.
Now he's just helping the enemies out.
So you have to create your reality.
I'm not saying you have to run around punching your friends.
But the point I'm making is,
you have to create your reality
that everyone's on your team
is at least aiding you and benefiting you.
If you have any cowardice or negativity around you,
it's gonna drag you back.
Those five dudes were scared of me
until that fucker started saying we should say sorry.
Then they all got really brave.
He made them brave.
So I had to teach them and him a lesson.
I obviously never spoke to his stupid ass again.
He called the police and everything like a pussy.
So, shut up.
I've wanted to fucking do what you just did
to my staff some of the times.
What?
You know what I'm talking to.
I can see through the glass.
The people watching this can't see, but I can see.
I know, I know which one I can see on his face.
I get it, yeah, I get it.
You can see.
I get it.
But no, you need to create your reality.
And that's another thing
that the biggest mistake people make in the world.
You're hanging around negativity and cowardice.
If you're going to a dinner and your friends are like,
well, you know this new variant.
It is pretty scary and you're sitting there.
Then you're a fucking dumbass.
Fuck him, get out.
Go sit with people who've been like,
you know what, I've been traveling the world
this whole time and the variants fucking fine.
And you'll be amazed.
You'll be amazed.
Absolutely.
How many cars do you have?
23.
Oh.
Do you have a favorite?
It's like having a favorite woman.
They're all good at different things.
How many cars do you have?
Not 23.
I have a few, but no, it's not up to that level.
I, you have a Lamborghini?
I have a Lamborghini Evo.
I have an Evo.
Huracan Evo.
Just so you know, if you ever take your Lamborghini out
and you see a bear.
Bears are strong.
Shit!
Oh, shit!
Shit!
What?
Shit!
What happened?
What happened?
Fucking shit up.
Dude, off the hinges ripped that thing off.
And you know what?
Romania actually has the most bears in Europe.
And when you drive in the mountains,
when you drive the trans, there's a really famous road.
If you Google it, if you can spell this,
it's called the Transfiguration.
T-R-A-N-S-F-A-G-A-R,
it'll come up Transfiguration Highway.
And if you drive the Transfiguration,
click on images, it's surround,
there's bears everywhere.
Whoa!
Are you driven that road?
I drive it.
Yeah, there's a picture on my Instagram.
Dude, that looks amazing.
And there's no speed limits.
Oh, dude.
You know, he's going to Romania.
I'm gonna have to make it true.
You just heard it.
If you load up my Instagram,
you'll see a picture of me on the Transfiguration.
I have a 765 McLaren.
You have a 765?
I have two of them.
The.
Coupe and convertible, I couldn't decide.
That is one of the crazings I've ever driven.
I actually think that is insane
that someone can just buy that.
I'm like, this is too crazy.
It should be illegal.
It should be illegal.
Oh, it's incredible.
So there's my new purple one that's spec'd.
You can see that's my 765 convertible spider.
It's beautiful.
Yeah, that comes in February.
I just bought that one.
And then if you scroll down a bit,
I've got a DBS there.
Yeah.
There's the, this is how we drive in Romania.
I click on that Lamborghini video.
This is kind of up in the mountains a bit.
You see, there's all like the little church things and stuff.
So I'll show you quickly.
This is how we're driving out there.
Cause there's basically no, there's no traffic laws.
So yeah, we're having fun, so we're having fun.
Welcome to Romania.
No front number plate, just like whatever.
Are exotics, do you see them a lot?
Or just what do you have?
There's a lot of mafia money out there.
There is.
The Russians.
Yeah, there's loads of supercars out there.
But if you go back, scroll down.
That's my alien, my favorite pistol.
I've bought an alien, it's only 500 in the world.
That's what I'm packing.
Any people want to get fresh,
you want to catch me on the street,
you can catch the bullets.
Catch me outside.
Catch me outside.
I shoot first, I warn later.
I'll warn your corpse.
So next, sorry.
You can just go paging through them.
I've got, there's my jet.
There's my...
What kind of jet do you have?
Yeah, you own a jet?
I've got a phenom 300, right?
Wow.
I've got a Rolls Royce Black Badge.
That's a war room guy.
That's a 488.
That's my 720S.
There, there you go.
The middle row on the far left.
There, this is my 765 on the transfiguration.
You see the road in the background?
Yes.
That's gorgeous.
So driving on that road.
I mean, first of all, that car on that road is terrifying.
Oh yeah, it's scary.
The 765 is an incredible car.
I had one for a few days and I was like,
That's the one?
That's the one where I was like,
This car is nuts.
This is too responsive.
It's too quick.
Yeah, you're right.
You should have to do a special license to drive that car.
Yes.
I agree.
It's incredible.
So I've, I can't even remember all 23 cars I have.
That's a good problem to have, man.
It's hard.
But my Chiron is in its final stage of completion.
So my Chiron gets delivered in February.
Congratulations.
Exciting.
Thank you.
But I actually bought that car for the network,
not for the car,
because I don't think,
I've driven it and the 765 is more fun to drive.
Chiron's not fun to drive.
Really?
Nah, four wheel drive, heavy, planted.
It's good, it's fast, but there's no wildness.
So it's very just like easy.
Anyone, a girl could drive it.
Yeah, that's the worst.
I know.
When women could drive them.
Can I tell you that?
I hate the women can drive, period.
So do I.
I don't want to drive.
Drive me around, dude.
I don't like it.
That's easy.
But a 765, if you want pure excitement,
is the most exciting car on the planet.
I agree.
You know what's funny?
I think if I had met you 10 years ago,
I probably would try to fight you
on some of your views.
Now, after I've had a couple of kids
and I'm middle-aged as fuck, I'm like,
dude, I don't want to run the world.
I'm just tired.
Like, let the boys do it.
Seriously, like, being in second place,
it's kind of great.
Well, it's amazing.
Well, I'm being serious,
because I get to stay home and raise our babies.
If I want to go do stand-up, I do it,
but like, dude, you fucking do all this bullshit.
That's beautiful.
And that's the way it should be.
It always amazes me when a woman goes.
Great.
Should we delete that?
I mean, but just be calm.
You know, you get older and you're just like,
it's too much work to run the world.
Why do I don't want to do that?
It's amazing to me that women call themselves independent
and they're out here working in a job for a man anyway.
Like, why were you independent?
Like, now you rely on a company,
or you rely on a sister.
Oh, you mean your employer is still a guy.
Yeah, so it's like, it's stupid.
Or you're like, I'm independent.
I have an only fan.
You need dudes to send you money.
Like, the whole thing is ridiculous.
Like.
Oh, that's interesting too.
Yeah, you're still.
You're still, because men and women exist together
and there's no way you're going to completely escape
the male influence, but my point is,
I think the happiest existence a woman can have is,
and women always confuse this,
because they think I'm saying,
find any man and be submissive.
No, I'm saying, find a man worthy of respect,
worthy of submitting too.
Don't submit to a fucking bum.
Don't be an idiot.
But if you find the right dude and he's taking care of you
and you get to stay at home and raise the kids.
It's a great life.
Yeah, it's a great life.
Like, what's the problem with it?
I don't, I don't, that blows so many minds on people.
And people like, you can't say that.
Why can't I say that I'll pay for a woman to live
and take care of her in every possible way?
How am I a horrible misogynist
for saying that my woman doesn't have to slave?
Well, I think, I think it was other stuff.
How am I bad?
Of like, she should clean up on her phone.
She should!
We just, I'm out.
Wait, but Cobra, if you've got money,
hire a fucking housekeeper.
I have a housekeeper.
So then let her clean up.
Why does it win?
She does, but sometimes I have to remake mess.
If, listen, my woman is begging for the chance
to prove her loyalty to me.
She wants me to give her the opportunity
to show me that she's such a fantastic female.
And I give her that opportunity by making a bunch of mess.
That's like, clean that up.
Two coffees.
Yeah, ignore that bitch.
Don't worry, your tits are better.
No big deal.
And that gives her the chances to show me
that she's truly right or die.
That's right.
That's what she wants.
She's like, Andrew, thank you for fucking all them women
and still coming home to me.
I really appreciate that.
That shows me that we're so strong.
We're never gonna break up.
Look at this.
Ah, man.
Tom is like, gospel.
There we go.
It's no big deal.
It's no big deal.
It's not a big deal.
This has been a fucking learning experience.
Oh my God.
This has been enlightening, entertaining.
I mean, I had high expectations,
but you exceeded them.
Exceeded them on this.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
I wanna give you one last repetition.
Tell again where people should go.
Where should they go to follow you?
Where should they go to get more tape?
All right, so I am on Instagram at cobertate.
That's where I'm most active.
You can find me on there.
And then on cobertate.com, I have a newsletter.
I'd recommend you sign up.
And then if you're serious about changing your life
or making any kind of money, you know, it's amazing.
I have Hustlers University.
It's $49 a month.
There's me and 17 other multimillionaires
from my private network teaching people how to make money.
And I've had people come to me and go,
oh yeah, you know, but how do I know it's not a scam?
You will go to school and spend $150,000 on a degree
about business, learning from a dude
who doesn't have a business.
It doesn't have any fucking money.
But when a multimillionaire says,
I'll teach you how to make millions for $49,
you're worried about a scam.
How stupid are you?
Right?
Like, how dumb do you have to be?
How much social proof do you need?
I know how to make some money, right?
So if you're not a complete moron.
It's like being a woman, just fucking stupid.
Exactly.
Female shit, right?
That's bait and male garbage.
I don't need to scam you at $49, my friend.
I have plenty of money.
So if you're not a complete idiot,
you can join Hustlers University
and you can make some money.
And then if you're actually genuinely serious
about escaping the matrix, we have the War Room Network.
And they're both findable on cobertate.com.
I'm on my newsletter.
I'm on Instagram.
I tweet now and again now.
And on YouTube, you're on YouTube too.
YouTube at Tate Speech.
And I also have Tate Confidential.
Have you ever seen that channel?
What?
Have we?
You've not seen Tate Confidential?
I've been asking them.
What?
Yeah, I'm not sure.
I don't think we pulled anything from there.
Tate Confidential.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Tate Confidential is my daily lifestyle vlog.
What the fuck?
So you get to see our website or it's on YouTube?
It's on YouTube.
Look at it now.
Tate Confidential.
What are you fucking doing?
Guys.
You get Tate Confidential.
You get to see my daily life,
like what I'm doing and stuff.
I uploaded an episode today
where I invited all nine of my girlfriends
to come over the house at the same time.
What?
Well, let's see it.
Look right here, there you go.
I got caught cheating by nine girlfriends.
So right now my house is being renovated.
So we're living in this temporary house.
So don't judge the house
because our house is being renovated.
That's my brother is Trump.
Okay.
So I gave, so yeah, our house is being renovated,
but this is, we upload this twice a week
and this is our daily life of all the things we're up to.
Oh, is your bro?
Yeah, yeah, that's my brother, yeah.
So I have a little rant at the beginning.
I complain about how femcentric systems control the world
and I'm tired of men being scared of female feelings.
Then we have some sparring
and then if you skip about halfway through,
we invited all our girlfriends over to the house
at the same time.
This is my brother saying he's going down with the ship
and then the show's to scene
from Titanic where he goes down with the ship.
And that's just all our girls are over the house.
Like I said, this is a temporary house.
My house is being renovated.
But across the next 10 minutes,
it descends into crying tears, cat fights.
Oh no.
Oh, it's all there, it's all there.
It's all there, it's all there.
Who's not gonna sign up for this?
Who doesn't want that?
Subscribe right now.
Yeah, take confidential, yeah.
So I can't wait to go to Bucharest.
Yeah, this is all our chicks that are,
I got to the point where I thought
the only way to control them was to tell them
I could do yoga fire like Dalsim.
Yeah.
So they were just trying to talk shit
and I was like, listen, yoga fire.
And they're like, what does that mean?
So I had to keep them in check.
So Tristan's loving it with all his girls.
They all kind of got along for a while.
They all got drunk and they were friends
and then they all worked it out and it kind of went wrong.
They looked like sweet girls.
Yeah, it was fun.
It was fun.
So let's take confidential.
So we show our lifestyle twice a week on there as well.
There you go, man.
I'm hooked, I'm in.
I'm into, dude, I can't thank you enough for coming.
Yeah, thank you so much.
The jets fueled up.
So where do you head from here?
I'm gonna bounce to Prague.
To Prague.
Nice.
I'm gonna go check out Prague
and then I'm gonna go to London for Christmas
and then I'm gonna go to Dubai.
After that, I have some work I don't want to do
but I probably have to go to Thailand
and after all of that I'm gonna go to Warsaw,
then Bucharest and I'm staying there all summer.
Sweet.
Summer in Bucharest.
We'll link up somewhere, man.
Hey, I'm waiting for you guys in Eastern Europe.
Anywhere from Latvia, Estonia,
all the way down to Bulgaria,
I have it on lock.
You tell me what you need.
You need a passport, you need a gun,
you need bodyguards.
Bears.
Yeah, you need bears, you need Lambos.
Army tank.
We're coming, we're coming, dude.
I got those connections, no problem.
Let's do it.
You're the man.
Cobra Tate, thank you so much for coming today, man.
We really appreciate it.
Thanks for having me guys.
You're the best.
Thank you.
See you guys next time.
Bye.
This is my struggle.
Your mom's house, your mom's house, your mom's house, hey.
Your mom's house, your mom's house, make the bank away.
Your mom's house, your mom's house, my struggle everyday.
Your mom's house, your mom's house, makes my pain go away.
I don't care about anything at all, but Christina beat up in your mom's house.
I don't care about anything at all, but Christina beat up in your mom's house.
I don't care about anything at all, but Christina beat up in your mom's house.
I don't care about anything at all, but Christina beat up in your mom's house.
I don't care about anything at all, but Christina beat up in your mom's house.
Touch my camera through the fence you fake it. I'll eat your booty and just return the favor.
Good morning queen, you're gonna have a good day. You are amazing, I make pancakes.
I don't care about anything at all, but Christina beat up in your mom's house.
I don't care about anything at all, but Christina beat up in your mom's house.