Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - 636 - Andrew Tate - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Episode Date: December 29, 2021

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Starting point is 00:02:28 We are in this studio that we have been working on since 2016. And I think if you know what we've been through, I don't think it is unfair to say. I'm never going to financially recover from this. This was a stupid idea. This was a stupid idea. We could have stayed in our apartment. Why did we do this? You feel that way?
Starting point is 00:02:59 I mean, it's a fucking million dollars that got into this. What's different? I don't know. I don't know either. Well, I mean it is, you know. Yeah, it is one of those things. Well, I guess you just have to be prepared to die. That's kind of how it feels.
Starting point is 00:03:19 Well, how many millions have we spent already? I don't want to fucking say it, but it's several. Yeah, well, it's expensive here in Austin, you know, and the materials and stuff. Fucking Elon Musk. He's the reason. Everything was normal. And then he came here. Now everything's not normal. No, I know. Well, you know, it's for the fans. We do this for them.
Starting point is 00:03:40 We want to give them a better show every time. Yeah. And if it costs us millions of dollars and we put every penny into it, then so be it. Yeah, just make sure to go to our donations page. No, I'm super excited. We have been working at this. A whole team of people have for a minute. A long time.
Starting point is 00:04:03 Yeah, I think this studio was supposed to be done initially in the summer. It was. Yeah. They were like August. And I was like, come on. The guy's like, maybe July. No. I was like, OK, and it is December right now as we record this.
Starting point is 00:04:18 You're probably seeing this in January, right? Are they seeing this in January? January. January. Yeah, January. Dare to before. Dare to before. Oh, this is like a New Year episode.
Starting point is 00:04:27 Yeah, this is coming out on December 29th. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. And Merry Christmas. That's an even more important thing to say. And it's why you're still employed now.
Starting point is 00:04:40 What are you thinking, though? Look, look, and also, you know, we also haven't gotten our church keys from the other studio. That changes the game. Absolutely. And why is that? Because they were sent USPS. Right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:57 Instead of FedEx, which we know is a superior mailing system. It's not even comparable. It's not. No. And so there's a reason that USPS is going to go out of business. It's done. So how many months have our church keys been in transit now? This is like six months and we haven't seen.
Starting point is 00:05:11 Well, you know why they were sent USPS. Why? Because our child sent them. He's fucking 16. How is he? Zolo. Yeah. I think he just turned 21.
Starting point is 00:05:22 Okay. Yeah. He's a baby. He's an idiot. He doesn't know that you go FedEx. You just pay for the FedEx. You don't do it. So these are the church keys that we found the one box that made it.
Starting point is 00:05:33 So you're going to see some old school shit up here. You got Brace, Gigi Allent. Of course Gigi is going to be in the studio. Some of it will change. Erica. Yeah. Charge it to the game. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:44 And then, yeah, various postcards. The fucking portraits. Amazing. These are amazing. Amazing. We'll give you guys a tour eventually. Yeah. I mean, we got like the fucking coolest guys ever.
Starting point is 00:05:56 The coolest guys ever. Done in like Regal. You know, they look like they were the president of Spain. Or the president of the king. Look at those. King of England. These are amazing. I know.
Starting point is 00:06:08 I know. Oh, fuck. It's so good. Yeah. It is really good. And you know what I love about this set? And I know it's a shock to the viewers. Like you get attached to one way of the show being a certain way.
Starting point is 00:06:21 And then, you know, the change is not always welcome when you love something. Yeah. So I get it, guys. If you're looking at this and you're like, okay, I'm going to do it. If you're looking at this and you're like, this is not one time. I'm obey. We just got used to one time. But what I like about this set in particular is that it looks really official.
Starting point is 00:06:41 It does. And so much nonsense gets discussed on this show. That's where I disagree. This is a serious show that I think we give the young Turks a run for their money. Yeah. No, there's there's definitely different topics discussed. It's so great that like we have these. The more you dress it up, the better.
Starting point is 00:07:03 Yeah, it's hilarious that this is the silliest show on earth. And we like. And we got kind of dressed up today. Well, I did. I wore my Etsy jewels for it for you guys. And I wanted to look nice. It's our first day and you look very handsome. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:07:17 And you look equally handsome. Thank. Is there anything where this when you call when a when a lady gets real old, she becomes handsome. Like a lady who's like 78. That's a handsome. They're like, you look very handsome. Is that real or is that my imagination?
Starting point is 00:07:34 No, I think you're right. I think that happens. I think I think even the woman almost wants to be called handsome. You know, I mean, no, at an old age, she's just like, I'm not trying to be hot. You can't. Yeah. Call me handsome. Like B Arthur was handsome.
Starting point is 00:07:49 Well, handsome is often more used for men. Women can also be called handsome. Suggest she's very good looking and also healthy and strong. Handsome is just like to be used to woman who is petite or delicate. That's true. So it is for like a bulkier woman. Huskier broad. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:08 A full figured woman. Cool. Yeah. Cool. Cool. Well, thanks for calling me handsome. I really appreciate that. You are amongst the most handsome woman I've ever been around.
Starting point is 00:08:20 That's how I'm going to start describing you to people who haven't met you. Oh, my God. Why? When I go, what she like, I'll be like, really handsome. But I'd prefer that because then when I show up, they're like, she's not a fucking dude. No, I know. She's way prettier. And I'll be like, you don't think she's handsome?
Starting point is 00:08:40 I'll be like, I mean, I just wouldn't use that word. And I'll be like, oh, okay. Well, I guess we'd use different words. And tell them I'm 68. So when I show up. I start by the way, I did this as a joke. When we went, I did the, I really heard you sip and gulp. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:55 That was cool. Well, they upgraded the equipment. So that's, that's a million dollars. Just the bikes. Right there. Geez. When I did the Asia tour that I need you to kill. Yes.
Starting point is 00:09:07 That documentary that J. Elvis was in directorate directed where I went to Hong Kong, Singapore and Macau. I was there with Chad Daniels and God, Pete Lee, right? So yeah, there's a three of us. So this whole time on this trip, those 2014, I think I'm fucking 260 pounds there or something. But anyway, the whole trip, I would tell people in Asia that Chad Daniels was 55, 56. And it was a joke, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:39 But what ended up happening is that some people would go like, they're like, you look fucking amazing. Yeah, it works in your favor. And he was like, thanks. And, and then they would go, you're 56. And he was like, no, because he was like 41 or something. And, but we ended up, I did it everywhere, everywhere we went. I was like, do you know who Richard Gear is?
Starting point is 00:09:59 And they were like, yeah, I'm like, that's him. Like I would point to him. And they were like, that's Richard Gear. Yeah. But when you tell people you're older that, and you're starting to get older, it has an amazing effect. It works really well. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:13 Stop trying to tell people you're younger. That's, that's what I'm saying. And I know, by the way, I have close friends and family who are doing this that are lying about their age. Seriously? I don't want to say. But they're doing it, they're doing it like single digit changes. Do you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:10:30 Like I'm, I'm, I'm 42 right now. And it's like, if I were like, if you saw me introducing or talking to people and I'm like, oh yeah, you know, I'm 40. Oh. Why are you telling people you're 40? Yeah. You're 42. Just say it, right?
Starting point is 00:10:44 Yeah. I know people who are doing that, like knocking a year or two on. Well, maybe in their hearts, they feel. No. Maybe the pandemic, they're like robbed of that year. And so you're like, I'm going to be. No, they don't want to say it. They just, they're like, oh, they're fighting it.
Starting point is 00:10:57 That's so funny. Yeah. I, you know, I don't have that. I am. Why? Why would you know? I don't know why people insist on lying or concealing. It doesn't, it doesn't work.
Starting point is 00:11:07 It doesn't work. Very seldom have I met somebody where I'm genuinely surprised. All you should do is your best. You know? All you can do. And the other thing is, I've learned this in this world. Like, first of all, I've started admiring men so much more than women. I've gotten older.
Starting point is 00:11:22 I've noticed this, that you've been a little gayer than normal. And I didn't want to shame you because I'm happy that you're branching out now sexually and you're feeling yourself. No. I admire them more. We're poly, we're bi. But here's what I, because I think I've always been like, man, look at like, look how awesome that guy's body is.
Starting point is 00:11:40 Yeah. And I realize I won't have it. But I'm saying is, you go, you get what you get. Yeah. So like, I'm just never going to have it. It's not for you. It's not on your cards. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:51 But you know what you would do have is a killer sense of humor, the ability to write things that nobody else can. And, you know, you've got other talents. And I know what you're saying. Like when I was watching the new real world reboot today on Netflix. And when you see a 26 year old girl, like I see a girl now and you're just like, oh, you're so beautiful. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:11 And you admire that. And you, you give that its place. Yeah. You know what I mean? You process it. Yeah. You go like, I noticed it. I'll see you here in Austin too.
Starting point is 00:12:20 There's so many like shirtless fit dudes. So attractive. They're so good looking. And you see them everywhere. Jerky. Every turn I make on the road, I'm like, there's another shirtless hot guy. And then I, I'll feel like, I wonder if I could do it. And then I'm like, you're never going to, never going to end up like that.
Starting point is 00:12:39 I'm saying you, like that's what that guy got. Yeah. That's his gift. He's probably, he's probably poor. Probably in stupid. Yeah. And then I'm like, I'm not poor. Not at all.
Starting point is 00:12:49 Not at all. And then I'm like, which car will I drive? You know what I mean? Like, so I, I just feel like you get what you get. Well, that's the thing is that what would you rather have perfect physical specimen, but you're kind of a box of rocks upstairs. And you're like, you make a decent living. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:05 But you're not. Right. Wealthy. Like super, super hot. Wealthy. Yeah. Any fucking day. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:13 Because beauty fades, even if you are Richard Gere or Brad Pitt, like you're, you peak and then everybody declines. Yeah. And at least you can like money's the best. And I remember, I remember struggling so hard. Yeah. Like so hard, you know, like being so goddamn broke. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:13:33 I'm glad it happened in a way. Like, you know, I don't want to go back. But I'm saying, I'm glad I experienced that real struggle because it wasn't like for a month. No. You know, it was like a decade or more. A decade. We were so poor.
Starting point is 00:13:47 And then, yeah. Decade of us living off of Traders Joe. Now, what would you say now, though, if you're like still like that, but also not hot? You'd be like, what would you rather have that guy's hot body or you, there's no brownies when you go home tonight? What? That's true. Because I do remember being 23 years old and really knowing like, wow, this is the best
Starting point is 00:14:16 I'm ever going to look. It's good that you were aware of that. Of course. Because I don't think a lot of people are. Oh. Like I even tell people like, no, you should like, if you're, if you're like in your early 20s and you've had a doubt about like doing photos of yourself, do it, take the pictures of naked.
Starting point is 00:14:35 Yeah. I did plaster casts of my body naked. Have a photographer take like a pro, get in a bikini or lingerie or, you know what I mean? Like pose and like save those. Save them. And you jack off to when you're older. Can you jack off to yourself?
Starting point is 00:14:51 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you think people do that? Of course. They take it. I can't be the only guy doing that. Babe. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:15:03 If I were a lesbian. Yeah. Could I masturbate to younger pictures of myself? I don't know. You know what you do? You just. So weird. You'd really admire it though.
Starting point is 00:15:12 It's like that Liberace movie. Remember when he makes Matt Damon go to the plastic surgeon and become a younger version of Liberace? Yeah. Remember? He's like, just change your face. Give him a dimple. And he's like, that's what you look like.
Starting point is 00:15:23 And like he brought a picture. He wants to see himself. And he wanted to fuck himself. And he had such an extreme face lift that he would sleep with his eyes open. So he's like, like eyes open. It's so good. It's so good. That movie is really good.
Starting point is 00:15:41 So funny. That's Michael Douglas in it. He is phenomenal. See, that's like, we were shitting on House of Coochie. Yeah. The acting specifically and what absolute dog shit performances were delivered. And that's a movie that the Matt Damon and Michael Douglas were just fucking amazing. Because it's easy to be over the top with Liberace.
Starting point is 00:16:08 Yeah. But he gave a grounded performance as Liberace. But wait, can I say one more thing before we open the show? Yeah. The second thought to this, I was 23 years old and I'll never forget. I was home on a Saturday night watching MTV. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:16:25 Are you listening to me? I'm listening. Listen. And I actually had the thought. I remember going, what? I got to take a shit pretty bad. Are you fucking kidding me? I swear.
Starting point is 00:16:37 What a great way to open this show. I'm sharing a thought for you that you've never heard me say before. How bad do you think I have to go where I'm saying that? Okay, go shit. Go, go. We got a new studio. Go shit. Guys, yeah, you should shit.
Starting point is 00:16:47 Don't hold it. I got to go bad. Go shit. That camera looks crazy, huh? Well, are you going to tell me about your dump? Everybody's on pins and needles. You want to know? Yeah, you stopped the show to shit.
Starting point is 00:17:02 That's very rare. Yeah, it is. You don't really do that a whole lot. You've done it a few times. Can I tell you something? Please. It was awesome. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:11 Well, elaborate. What do you want to know? What was awesome? It was painful and then the release of the pain? No, I just felt like God's natural pull. It wasn't like, oh my God, here's a number. It wasn't like I ate something. It was like a regular, like you should go now.
Starting point is 00:17:31 Oh, it's calm. Yeah. Calm and relax. I'm really, guess what? All right, I'm going to let you know some insight. I'm dying to hear it. I didn't have eggs this morning. And I'm pretty smart.
Starting point is 00:17:48 Mm-hmm. And I put together that every time I've had eggs for the last 20 years, something bad happens afterwards. So today. Yeah. Today, after 20 years of eating eggs every day, I was like, I'm going to skip eggs. I have eggs right here, by the way, next to me. But I think it might be onto something.
Starting point is 00:18:14 So you just had a natural brown. It wasn't a catastrophe. Right. And you're thinking it's correlated to the no eggs today. I think so. Yeah. That's a safe assumption. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:26 Yeah. 20 years, huh? Figuring stuff out. Yeah. Very good. Can I finish the point that I was making before you rudely interrupted with your need to shit? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:38 Go ahead. Listen. Okay. Ready? Yeah. Because he starts to look at the computer. Yeah. I'm ready.
Starting point is 00:18:46 I'm ready. Yeah. Okay. So I had this very acute moment when I was 23 years old watching the real world at home or whatever the fuck I was doing. And I said to myself, I says, self, you're 23. You're the hottest you're ever going to be. Can't believe you thought this.
Starting point is 00:19:01 What are you going to do about that tonight? I literally go, well, what can I do with that? And I was like, I guess I could take pictures of myself. And I already had. I had shots and photographs taken. And then I was like, I guess I could go out and get laid. Like I could go to a nightclub and see if some guy would fuck me. But then I was like, so what?
Starting point is 00:19:19 Do you know what I mean? Like that's not hard to do at any age. Like I literally didn't know what to do with my hotness at 23. Okay. Because think about it. What can you do? Okay. So you're good looking.
Starting point is 00:19:32 Right. Now what? Now what? I remember thinking like, well, okay. So what did you do? You know what? You know what? You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:19:40 So what? So you're hot. And it's like. I remember thinking like, I wonder if I could fuck some stupid bitch tonight. Yeah. And I did. Yeah. I've fucked lots of dudes too.
Starting point is 00:19:49 Yeah. Big deal. Sure. Fuck dudes all day. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:19:57 Now you can look at the screen. Well, I just have the opening clip. Oh yeah. Okay. Where do I look for that? I don't even know. Where to look? That top screen right there.
Starting point is 00:20:07 Okay. You ready? I'm ready. Here we go. See that again? Are you retarded? What's your name? Adolf Hitler.
Starting point is 00:20:15 Hey, come on. This is big time. Yeah. That was Randy. Wow. Don't bring anyone loving today. Go USPS. Welcome to your mom's house.
Starting point is 00:20:23 With Tom Segura. Tom Segura. Tom Segura. Tom Segura. Tom Segura. Tom Segura. Tom Segura. Tom Segura.
Starting point is 00:20:31 Tom Segura. Tom Segura. Tom Segura. Tom Segura. And Christina. Christina. Christina. One station.
Starting point is 00:20:41 Welcome to your mom's house. They don't hit lurch. Yeah. Pretty cool. That's where our fucking knickknacks are in that guy's van. They probably are. Although I think that guy recording is probably kind of a real Larry, you know. Larry?
Starting point is 00:21:30 Is that a saying? Yeah. A real Larry? Sure. That's cool. I mean he's kind of a dick, right? Yeah. What does he say to him initially?
Starting point is 00:21:38 I don't know. He's like, what did you say? Because he must have said something and then he's recording. I mean you're an asshole. He's an asshole. Walking around with your fucking camera out anyway. I hate that. Recording every interaction.
Starting point is 00:21:49 I hate that so much. Yeah. What a dildo. Yeah. Would you like me to give you a bunch of pictures of me younger and then you could jerk off to them? I was just thinking what would be the ultimate Valentine's Day gift and maybe I could put a booklet together of old photographs of me that a photographer took and then you could
Starting point is 00:22:12 J or D to 26 year old Christina because you got to F 28 year old Christina which must have been pretty righteous but now you could relive those good times again. With that booklet? Yeah. I'm kind of thinking that there you are and you know what would be cool too? As if in like a decade our kids find it and they're like what's this? Yeah but you don't have like unless I forgot a whole conversation we had. I don't think you have hardcore photographs right?
Starting point is 00:22:43 Oh no but I can photo shot my head or something. Oh on to somebody? Maybe. Oh. I thought you could just J or D to like I actually have some pretty great head shots with my dettes out more than they really are. Oh okay. Just like cleave.
Starting point is 00:22:57 Okay. You know? Hey it's a pretty cool idea. You like it? Sure. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:05 Will you make me a young Tommy book and then I can J my V to that? Like you're being to it? Yeah. Because look you've been dropping some hot picks on the gram lately. Have I? Of young Tommy. Well there's a reason though. You know.
Starting point is 00:23:19 I know what the reason is. Yeah. But the response has been very positive from what I see. Have I dropped a lot? I thought I dropped one. Well I liked it. Oh there he is. There's the guy.
Starting point is 00:23:29 And by the way I rewrote I the whole point of that was actually because I can't believe I use that head shot with that chest hair. I know. But I didn't want to like I didn't want to say I thought it was too on the nose to say it. You know and then everybody's like talking about the head. I'm like no it's the chest hair the joke is the chest hair. I actually sent that out.
Starting point is 00:23:52 Yeah but let me tell you what sets you apart though is that all these effin effin sissy boys these fuck boys they're not rocking chest hair. Yeah. You know what I'm saying like some casting director saw that and was like that's a fucking man bro. That's a 23 year old person. I know. I know.
Starting point is 00:24:10 Yeah. You were very mature for 23. I mean with that chest hair you have to be. Yeah. You can't be immature. You grew into your chest hair fast. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:20 You were the first man I ever was with that had that chest hair boy. Really? Dude 23 year old boys don't grow a rug like that. Yeah. Pretty serious. It was gnarly. I liked it a lot. I just now when I look at it because I I laugh I'm like I just imagine casting directors
Starting point is 00:24:35 getting this and I'm like Jesus this guy's chest hair man doesn't even know to cover that up. Yeah. They're they're fucking lost all right. Big time. Stupid bitches. Now look. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:50 You stupid cunt that didn't cast him. Yeah. You fucking dumb bitch. Yeah. Stupid bitch. Yep. Don't compliment that bitch. Don't compliment that bitch.
Starting point is 00:24:59 God that that one goes in my head so often. It's always there right. Don't compliment that bitch. I love that. Don't compliment that bitch. Yeah. I love that lane of tech talk guys that are like number one don't give her shit like Tom Lake is the school of treating women bad.
Starting point is 00:25:15 Yeah. God it makes me laugh. Yeah. I spent $10 on a date and that was his whole thing is how little money he spent. He was always telling guys like stop spending money on women. That's him. He's so gross. That's the guy.
Starting point is 00:25:30 So disgusting. That guy. That guy's like I spent $10 on a date. Jesus. Oh he returns over the internet. Oh shit. We got to get into a lake. Actually so look look at that far left.
Starting point is 00:25:44 That's him. Looks like he lost like a hundred pounds. Good. Yeah. Oh good. He looks way better. He looks really good there. Good for him man.
Starting point is 00:25:52 Yeah. Yeah. His whole shtick was treating them treating them like shit. Yeah. It's just an act. I knew someone that worked in the same building as him and he was like yeah that was all just an act. Yeah of course.
Starting point is 00:26:06 Look at that pose. That's him. Blow me up Tom. What a great stick. He just figured out because then the thing is once you know that character it's like a great sketch character. Once you know the character you know how to answer any question as the character. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:23 That's so true. When the caller would be like hey I'm dating this girl and I don't know she said she was going to be there last night. He's like dump that bitch and then he would just be you know he just knew his shtick. He knew the character. Yeah. Hold on. My favorite head shot.
Starting point is 00:26:37 What do you have. This is my favorite. There's a lane of like like we did it as a joke on a podcast but like when I was like what the fuck are you doing right now. But like this guy all the time. Yeah. I mean we did it as a joke. Oh sunglasses.
Starting point is 00:26:50 But like when that I think it's because you look like shit but then like the headshot. Oh yeah. You know like blow me up. The other one is because you look good. I like when you do it. The other one is comics would do it. You can't do it with these mics as they put the mic to their ear. Is there like like being wacky with the microphone.
Starting point is 00:27:07 Yeah. You know. Yeah. I hate that guy. Do the headshot. Yeah. This one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:15 You gotta do headshots like this. Like we should take bad comedian headshots and then they're like that guy is naturally funny. Look at what he did with his sunglasses. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The one good thing about I was just you know touring I was at the LOL and San Antonio
Starting point is 00:27:32 and they have newer headshots like our generation of comedians. Yeah. And thank God we all knocked that shit off. Like the 80s were totally corny corn balls and now everybody's just like hmm. Yeah. Nobody does that. Now we know not to fucking put out a tear. When you start I think you don't know you don't know shit.
Starting point is 00:27:54 Don't compliment that bitch. You don't fucking know. So this came in a little while ago. I've been so excited. This is a this is a clip that immediately I got so excited about. OK. And I've had it for a minute. But I'm glad that we saved it for the new studio episode.
Starting point is 00:28:10 Oh. Fucking amazing. Oh now you got me intrigued. You ready. I'm ready. It's good. Is he down is he down is it down. It he down 100 it is he down.
Starting point is 00:28:29 He's either he's the down. Did you see him go down did you see him go down did you see him go down? Did you see him go down? Did you see him go. Did I smoky. Did I smoky. We got out here. Look at the meadow.
Starting point is 00:28:53 This is why this is why we came up here. We've been slipping along this big huge meadow. Big long tall meadow. We've been slipping along here. Just glass and just glass and glass and all of a sudden literally I didn't even put my head in it on. I'm like, oh, we're just glassing these big huge meadows. Is he down?
Starting point is 00:29:17 Is he down? I might be Asperger's. I have a hard time reading emotions. Was that? Really? Did I smoke him? Was he sad or was he jazzed? He's contained over excitement.
Starting point is 00:29:32 So he is beyond thrilled. I thought he may have felt sad like did I is he dead? No. No. He's just like, I did it. He's so stoked that he murdered an animal. Yeah. He murdered a giant apparently.
Starting point is 00:29:47 That's what they're saying. He's just like, he's like, you just got yourself a huge one. Like these dad boner hunters are like, they're the best. Because just glass is one of my favorite things of all time. Yeah. Of course. Out there. I mean, when he first gets it, he knows he got it here.
Starting point is 00:30:07 No way. Yes. Have you ever seen a move go down that quick? Holy cow. Holy cow is right. That is awesome. Yeah. That guy is so stoked.
Starting point is 00:30:25 Oh man. I mean, then it brought out like the glass and stuff. Just glass. Just glass. Yeah. He was great. That's exploded. But this guy, come on.
Starting point is 00:30:34 Look at this again. Is he down? Is he down? Is he down? Is he down? He's so happy. Is he down, Hunter? Hunter?
Starting point is 00:30:45 Is he down? Is he down? Is he down? Did you see him go down? Did you see him go down? I love it. Did you see him go down? Because his hunter is, did you see him?
Starting point is 00:30:57 Glass and pork, you know? Did I smoke him? Did I smoke him? He's so... Yeah. He's going to come in his pants. He cannot believe it. I've never seen anything like Hunter sincerity.
Starting point is 00:31:12 Like it is so genuine. We got to get into this because I'd like to feel that level of excitement in my life. I know. That level of joy over killing an animal, it must feel great. You want to do like a YMH hunting trip? I'd love to do a YMH hunting trip. Bro, we're in the state for it now. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:31:32 We could hunt in my backyard probably. Don't they let you just do whatever you want? You probably have to get a license to Walmart or some shit and just shoot stuff. Yeah. It's not that hard here. Not at all, bro. We can go right now. Dude, let's hunt.
Starting point is 00:31:44 I'd like to know what this feels like. What is he shooting though? Like elk? Well, the first one, the glass and guy got a moose. I'll go to moose. I don't think it says in this one. We don't know, but it's something fucking huge. Because I do want to eat the meat if we're going to cook it.
Starting point is 00:31:59 Yeah, of course. I didn't kill it. Of course. We're not going to hunt. And then just leave it. Gosh. Yeah. Armadillos.
Starting point is 00:32:07 We're going to. There's so many. Yeah, let's go after. Armadillo meat. A hog. A hog would be dope. Yeah. Elk moose.
Starting point is 00:32:15 Got a moose. Got a moose. What else? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's so fucking excited.
Starting point is 00:32:23 What else do you? This guy. Yeah. But I like him because he's like, yeah, he's so stoked. He's like, is he down? Yeah. Is he down? Do it again.
Starting point is 00:32:33 Let's see. I know. Is he down? Is he down? Is he down? My face. Is he down? John.
Starting point is 00:32:41 See that guy got to kill it. John. Is he down, Hunter? Hunter. Is he down? Is he down? He's great. Is he down?
Starting point is 00:32:50 He's so sweet. It's like a little boy. Did you see him go down? Yeah. That's the thing. That's the thing is it reverts back to him asking his dad. Did I do it? Did I do good, dad?
Starting point is 00:32:58 Yeah. Yeah. I'm getting dead that I shot. I mean, he uses an arrow, a bow and arrow. That's skill, for sure. I feel like that's a fair-ish fight. Why don't we just go out there with fucking AR-15s, though? Just light them up, you know?
Starting point is 00:33:14 Out of a helicopter? Yeah. Now you're thinking. We'll have the straps that tie you in. I killed deer that way. Murder a whole family of deer. It's just a huge pack of deer dead. What's up, baby apps?
Starting point is 00:33:33 There's a helicopter hog hunt. There it is. Oh, shit. That's what I'm talking about. A helicopter and AR-15. Hell yeah, I did. Dude, that is fucking awesome. Yeah, bro.
Starting point is 00:33:45 And it's in Texas. Yeah, of course it's in Texas. Everything you want is in Texas. Yeah. Dude, literally anything you want to do, you can do here. What? This episode is going to drop and someone's going to be like, I have your whole fucking trip planned.
Starting point is 00:33:59 Yep, it's going to be awesome. Y'all want to shoot some deer? Damn, that's a ram, isn't it? What the fuck is this? I don't even know my animals well enough to kill them. They didn't stand a chance. Here's the thing, though. People go, man, that's fucking awesome.
Starting point is 00:34:15 That's gnarly. They're like, that's not fair because you have helicopters. And guess what? Yeah. We're people. People get to use our resources. Yeah. Animals get helicopters.
Starting point is 00:34:27 Like if they start making them, they can fly helicopters too. But I haven't seen a single animal have the ingenuity to develop a helicopter. So it's fair. Get off a bridge and make it. Yeah. And let me ask you this. Yeah. Let's say you're stuck in the wild and I don't know, a bear comes up to you and you're
Starting point is 00:34:45 like, yeah, but the bear is nine feet tall and it has huge claws and teeth. You're like, yeah, that's what the bear has. That's the advantage to the bear. I have a helicopter. That's my advantage. Yeah. Why doesn't he make millions of dollars and buy his own fucking helicopter? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:01 Because he's a fucking idiot bear. Fucking idiot. Yeah. So no, it is fair. Yeah. That's true, Tom. You're right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:09 That's true. You're so smart. I like when you think about stuff like this for me. I know. Like look at this fucking, like let's imagine you're out in the wild and this bear comes up to you. You're in your Lamborghini. Wow.
Starting point is 00:35:19 In your Lamborghini. That's a little bear. That's not a big bear. Y'all, that ripped that guy's door off. Off the hinges. Yep. And that was not a lot of effort. It was like.
Starting point is 00:35:40 Nope. And it looks like a cub. It doesn't look like a full grown bear. You ripped it. So here's the thing. If you're trying to tell me, I don't deserve to use a helicopter when I'm going after that guy. I think you're an asshole.
Starting point is 00:35:54 Kind of see your side now. Yeah. You should only hunt with helicopters in AR-15. Yeah. This is a. It's not cool. So it's fair. Dude, that thing ripped the door clean off.
Starting point is 00:36:05 How much force does a bear have? What do you, what do you calculate that? Is it force? Nadav? Strength? Strength. Or oh, how much force does it take to do that? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:16 Like what's, what is a bear's strength? How is that quantified? That's a good question. Like what's the measurement for strength? You know what other animals can do that that people don't realize? A chimp. Yes. They rip fingers off.
Starting point is 00:36:27 I've heard Joe Rogan discuss this. When it comes to pure strength, the grizzly bear can lift over 500 kilograms. I don't know. That's over 1,000 pounds. That's a car. That's a ton. Yeah. Right?
Starting point is 00:36:38 1,000 pounds is a ton, right? No. 2,000 pounds is a ton. Damn. In less than 24 hours, our conclusion was grizzly bear is equal to two and a half to five times in human strength. Depending on the human too, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:56 That's true. Yeah. It can. Okay. What is this? How much force can a bear exert? It can close them. Close them?
Starting point is 00:37:04 Probably a mouth. 1,200 pounds per square inch is certainly enough to crush a human skull or snap the spines of very large prey like an adult male elk. Oh, and I do not assume that because a bear is strong and appears clumsy that you can outrun it. That's cool. So they're also. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:25 And you're still making the argument not to use a helicopter? It's fucking insane. Do people eat bear meat? Yeah. Understanding bear weakness. Let's see. Bears are very short-sighted. That's it.
Starting point is 00:37:41 Or peripheral vision. Hence, the reason they stand on their hind legs to get a better view. Oh. They cannot stand erect on a steep grade. Their neck muscles and jaw structure provide more resistance for turning their necks. Yeah, here's the thing, man. If you're thinking about fighting a bear, it's not going to work out. Don't.
Starting point is 00:37:59 That's obvious. So what they're saying is bad vision and it's like this, like it can't really. But also that its mouth can crush your skin and rip your fucking spine out of it. Yeah. It's pretty. There are no bears in Texas. Yeah. There's no Texas bears.
Starting point is 00:38:17 Yeah, there's Texas. Where? In the dessert? I don't know. Desert bears? I don't know. There's two bears in Texas, right? No.
Starting point is 00:38:25 Well, we have like, we have snakes. We have tons of snakes. Oh, yeah, yeah. Look, what animals do we eat? What are the predators here? I've heard that there are tigers. Black bear. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:38:37 There's Texas bears. They weigh 100 to over 350 pounds. Damn. Yeah. Cool. Okay. That's not the big. That's pretty small for a bear.
Starting point is 00:38:49 Black bears, yeah. You know, like brown bears and grizzlies are much bigger. Yeah. Yeah. You're a grizzly. I'm pretty, I'm pretty much right there. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:00 That is your animal. Hmm? I'm a bear. You think so? Yeah. I feel like it. Yeah, you are a bear. You're a demeanor.
Starting point is 00:39:08 You like scratches. I've walked in on you scratching your back against the wall like they do. Babe, what animal am I? I feel like you're, oh yeah, you're a bird. A bird? Yeah. You like being perched up high. You do.
Starting point is 00:39:24 That's true. I like to live high. I've always lived on like hills or stairs. You always go like this. You always go. I did not do that. Yeah. I do not go like that.
Starting point is 00:39:34 Yeah. You're doing it right now. Well, that's because I'm pretending. I'm an ostrich. Oh, I could be an ostrich. Yeah. I have a long, beautiful neck. You have that look in your eye all the time.
Starting point is 00:39:45 You do. I do look like an ostrich, actually. Yeah. Let me see. Hold on. Ready? Tom, ready? I feel like I get that quite a lot.
Starting point is 00:39:55 Tom, ready? Very close. I am, but my hair is kind of floofy like an ostrich, too. Yeah. Yeah. Let's do this game. What animal is Nadav? I think he's like a beaver.
Starting point is 00:40:11 He's got like a beaver face. Hmm. Let's see a beaver. Let's see. Kind of a beaver. OK. No? I see it.
Starting point is 00:40:22 I think it's close. Yeah. Any one of these? No, you're definitely not. That's too cute. You're not that cute. You're not that cute. Nobody's that cute in this office.
Starting point is 00:40:34 Are you joking? Yeah. No. I am an ostrich. Yeah. That's so funny. I never had that, but now that I see the picture, that's so accurate. It's pretty accurate.
Starting point is 00:40:44 Yeah. I wonder if my... Fuck Joe Biden. That communist pedophile raped his fucking daughter. He sniffed kids. He raped them. He touched them. He filled them.
Starting point is 00:40:55 He's a raping communist pedophile. He sniffs kids' assholes. He fucking vengors her balls. It's hard telling how many fucking kids did fucking Joe Biden just fucking iterate. Wow. I love politics because of this. Yeah. You know?
Starting point is 00:41:12 Like the fact that you would. Well, these are some serious allegations. Don't you think he should go on the major news outlets and let them know? I think we're helping him. I think we're helping him get the message out there. Yeah. Remember when Hillary Clinton ate out Ryan Sickler or licked his balls too? Those are some serious allegations.
Starting point is 00:41:29 You think I could forget that? Of course I remember. Of course. I mean, we get intel like this. Yeah. You got to share this with the world. Yeah. I mean, I'm so happy that this guy chose us to have this exclusive.
Starting point is 00:41:46 Breaking news? Yeah. Me too. He's an ass raping child abusing molestant. What? Communist pedophile demon motherfucker. And I hope that fucking pedophile demon motherfucker Joe Biden burns in hell. Burning hell, you fucking pedophile incest communist daughter raping motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:42:05 Burning hell, Joe Biden. Quit calling me a chomo. I'm sorry. Didn't we rename these guys? Oh, yeah. Minor attractive people. Maps. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:17 Maps. That got traction. What? What do you mean? People started talking about that. I've seen that now being discussed by other people. No. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:27 People are really considering renaming pedophiles. Yeah, because so many people now are wanting to accommodate everybody. I'm done. I'm dead. And they're new. Well, here's the deal, man. Is that the word pedophile when you think about it? Are you listening?
Starting point is 00:42:41 Yeah. What's that say? What's that first one say? The flag? What's this flag? We should know what the flag is. Yeah. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:42:50 This isn't a pride flag. It represents pedophiles. That's good to know. Yeah. I didn't know they had a flag. Yeah. Good. Now I know where to fucking throw a bottle in someone's.
Starting point is 00:42:59 Look, and they're attempting to be a part of the LGBT community. So that's good to know. No, this is super not happening. Yeah. But especially if you're a part of that community, community, you should know that flag. So you know when, when someone's trying to, you know, be like, Hey, me too, man. Me too. So anyway, the word pedophile, pedo, meaning child, file, philo, Greek, meaning love, a
Starting point is 00:43:23 lover of children. Yeah. So the word is pretty descriptive. The etymology of the word. Of what it is already. Yeah. So minor attracted persons. They don't like the stigma attached to that word.
Starting point is 00:43:37 Everybody gets all worked up whenever you say it. Right. So we're going to, so we want to rebrand these, these poor guys. Why? But for more acceptance and. Clearly they're not happening. They're borrowing a scheme and colors from the pride flag. Cool.
Starting point is 00:43:55 So it kind of looks, you know, like, Oh, that looks like that flag. That's working is what they're saying. But you should be aware of it. I swear. And they're going to start now having feelings for murderers and rapists. Please do not use gendered language. The reason though, the reason you have people saying maps is because. Yes.
Starting point is 00:44:13 That's what I love. Point of personal privilege. People like that. I know. Like these idiots got the conversation accepted where people are like, All right. And then now it's a, this is, this shows you what ends up happening. This is the natural extension of everybody being accommodated. And another reason why it's taken months for us to finish the studio.
Starting point is 00:44:30 We have had to build 300 different bathrooms to accommodate all the genders. Yeah. Fucking retard. Yeah. Yeah. And it's been tough. Yeah. Because every week someone adds a new gender.
Starting point is 00:44:44 And now we have to build the bathroom to accommodate. It's been expensive too. Very expensive. Yeah. Very expensive. Dama. Mappa. Pom Pom.
Starting point is 00:44:56 Nori. That's what you can call your mom and your dad. I mean, I'm all for this era of feelings too. I think it's nice. Feelings are good. Finally, like it's, it's that, but this is, I think there's a limit, right? Who gets to have sympathy and feelings? Don't we cut it off at pedophiles and rapists and murderers?
Starting point is 00:45:17 Yeah. Them you don't really have to accommodate. Like we should castrate them and then study them. Yeah. So that we don't allow them in society. Exactly. But we should be savage with them. I don't think they deserve a rebranding.
Starting point is 00:45:28 They don't deserve to be brought and treated like people. No, they're not. They're pedophiles. Yeah. Yeah. All right. We should take a quick break. Cause when we come back, we have the most exciting guest we've ever had in the history
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Starting point is 00:48:29 Oh my God. Cobra Tate here everybody. I don't understand why everyone is so stupid. I'm the first guest of the new studio. You know I like two coffees. I'm sitting here with one. One, that's fucked up, man. But we did get you sparkling water.
Starting point is 00:48:38 Yeah, we didn't get you poor people water. Okay, all right. You know, it's not so bad, but it's been a long flight. Two coffees would have been nice. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Hey guys, get the fuck on it. Unprompted, you dicks.
Starting point is 00:48:49 Yeah. Clean. Clean up. But you know what? But you know, I say these things and people really genuinely think I'm crazy. Yeah. But I mean everything I say. That's what I love about you is that you really are just not afraid to say.
Starting point is 00:49:04 He's a maverick. Yeah. I'm a maverick. Yeah, that's exactly what I am. I'm hard to kill. Yeah. Like Steven Seagal. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:12 He's a maverick. He's a maverick. He's a maverick. He's a maverick. He gets on the train. He's a young lady. Of course. You're a very gorgeous woman.
Starting point is 00:49:20 But I'm the big G. Well, you're not going to clean my house. Yeah. Right. Something has to happen. Well, let's talk about this. This is fascinating because we came across your videos a while ago and. Thank you very much, sir.
Starting point is 00:49:29 I got it. Yeah. Thank you. Finally. Finally. Fucking. God. Jesus.
Starting point is 00:49:37 I know. I was about to walk out the door. You waited a long time for that. They were fueling the jet. I'll have to tell them. I will. Slow down. I apologize on their behalf.
Starting point is 00:49:45 So sorry. I will not be so stupid and keep my husband. I want to keep him happy. And I think all the women listening to they want to know the secrets to. I'll tell you the secrets. Yeah. I'm writing them down. I'll tell you the secrets.
Starting point is 00:49:58 Oh, yeah. Yeah, go ahead. I'm taking. I don't think most women understand what men are looking for in general from life. Okay. And it's not just relationships. It's in general from life. I think and when I say think, I mean, I know that men are biologically designed.
Starting point is 00:50:15 We're evolutionarily hardwired to seek status. That's what we want. Men talk about wanting money. You don't want money. You want power. You want power. You want status. You want the fast car.
Starting point is 00:50:24 You don't care about the car. You want everyone to know you have the car and they can't have the car. If everyone had a Lambo, you wouldn't want a Lambo, right? Right. So we want status. So every single thing we do is status driven to some degree. It's true. Meaning the female we are with has to add status to our lives in some form.
Starting point is 00:50:39 That's why we like beautiful women, right? Right. A beautiful woman who doesn't behave and doesn't obey isn't really much status. Yep. So when we're looking for status, we want a beautiful woman who is compliant because it's unique and it's scarcity that provides value. So if you want to keep your man happy, you need to think, how do I make my man look better to the world?
Starting point is 00:50:57 How do I make him look better in front of other men? You know what? If I were to just make him two coffees and shut the fuck up. Yeah. He's going to look like the big G and he's going to be in love with me. That's what you have to do as a woman. Well, let me, let me just stop you real quick and say something. You've got a lot of work to do.
Starting point is 00:51:14 Me? Yeah. I brought you two coffees this morning because, because you were coming in and I said, Tommy, here's your two coffees. I'm just saying, he made a lot of sense and just, I'm just saying, keep taking notes. Don't even talk to me. Keep taking notes. So, so give me some examples of how I can increase my status, therefore increasing his
Starting point is 00:51:34 size. You mentioned the two coffees. Now, again, why, why do you request that? Let's go through the logic of that. Sure. So, yeah. Because it's a basic respect thing, right? And compliance is something which is going to increase the status of your man in front
Starting point is 00:51:48 of other people. Right. And truthfully, it's not really a very big ask. The fact that it's basically pointless is the whole point of it. I drink one. I don't drink the other one. It's just a respect thing. It's doing something which is basically pointless to show you have respect for me.
Starting point is 00:52:00 And that's not me being insecure or crazy or whatever. I have a lot of jobs as a man and I make sure I fulfill my side of the duty fantastically. I'm not going to let anything happen to you. I'm going to take care of us financially, et cetera, et cetera. So, if I do my side of the bargain, I want your side of the bargain, which is I want to feel respected in the household. Okay. So, so that's cooking meals, I'm assuming.
Starting point is 00:52:18 Well, truthfully, I eat out most of the time. But this is actually one of the problems I have. I want you guys to feel sorry for me. Maybe with your big channel, we can start a charity and get some money going because you know what happens now? What? My life, you know, I'm flying on private jets. I'm eating all these restaurants.
Starting point is 00:52:30 I'm driving all these super cars and it's very hard for me to find a way for women to show me respect because they're just like on the jet. Duh. I go to the restaurant. Duh. They're in the club. Duh. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:52:44 You know what I mean? And then like, and most dudes are happy. Just get me a pussy. But like, who doesn't want to fuck me? Duh. Duh. Duh. Duh.
Starting point is 00:52:52 So how can she, how can she add, you know, and also to, I worry if I'm too submissive, will he not respect me? No, no, no, no, no, no. Get, get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that. Get rid of that. That won't respect me.
Starting point is 00:53:01 Crap. That's not real. Is that real? Andrew, you know what? You're so rich, but you're smart, and you're actually very intelligent. And I know you'd get really bored of a, like a robot. And I'm sitting there thinking, bitch, I wish to god you're a robot. Shut the fuck up.
Starting point is 00:53:17 We talk about star signs. Oh yeah. I'm so glad. Tell me more about, by Sagittarius rising. You idiot. I don't give a fuck. Give me a robot. All men want robots.
Starting point is 00:53:27 That's all we want. Four wives, robots, inshallah. Put the, put the, put the burq on. What are you talking about? We don't care. Two coffees. That's it. It's nice and easy.
Starting point is 00:53:39 There's no such thing as too submissive. There's no such thing. I'm never going to look at a beautiful woman who does everything I say and go, you know what? You do too much of what I say. I want to go get some disagreeable bitch. Yeah, exactly. On what planet?
Starting point is 00:53:53 But Cobra, let me tell you what you're saying. If there's true to it, and judging by my husband's reaction. Listen, we've had world famous comedians sit across from him. He's never spit coffee out of his notes. Like he just did for you. It's because it's, it's like, you know what it is? Sometimes you see these videos of these guys that are lost and then they walk into a church and then the preacher says like the exact right thing from the Bible.
Starting point is 00:54:15 And the guy's like, oh my God, this is what I needed. I feel the same way right now. I feel like, I love to hear that friend. I love to hear that. It's really good to have you here and speaking, speaking. If I could be, I don't know, to borrow from them, I think you're kind of speaking the gospel right now. The truth is, you know what's crazy about all of this?
Starting point is 00:54:33 Because when people attack my views, what they don't understand is that the relationships I'm describing are not just perfect for the man. Women are absolutely happy serving a man they respect. Women are absolutely happy saying, you know what, I know I have the best man on the planet and I know I make him happy. Women are happy with that. Yeah, that's true. They're far more happy with that than they are working some fucking career.
Starting point is 00:54:51 Yeah. And some garbage. Oh, I have thoughts and opinions and a job. Yeah. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Have kids. Sit at home.
Starting point is 00:54:59 Be quiet. I don't want anybody happier in the long run. It's good for everyone. I don't know how this is even controversial anymore. Right, but Cobra, might I interject that if women were truly happy doing that for so long, maybe this whole women's lib thing, how did that come about? That's a Psyop from the New World Order. They're deliberately trying to turn women against men.
Starting point is 00:55:18 They have to divide the peasants. That's the only way that the elites can retain control. They turn the blacks against the whites, the Democrats against the Republicans to women against the men. It's all a Psyop and they do it purposefully. Listen, a revolution is nothing more than men standing in one place and saying this shit has to change. The reason there's no revolution, despite the absolute tyranny we experience here in
Starting point is 00:55:36 the Western world, is because most men aren't allowed out the house because their wife will get mad at them. You have to be home at 10 o'clock. Come home. You're not allowed out. But what about the kids? Should he be home? Sure, you should be home for your kids.
Starting point is 00:55:48 But my point is you're not going to feel like a king or feel brave enough to go and rebel against the New World Order if you don't even feel in charge of your own house. If you're not a king in your own house, then how are you a king anywhere else, right? And the law is set up in a way in the Western world. The law is set up in a way in the Western world where men have absolutely zero power. Most men are clinically depressed, working jobs they hate in sexless marriages and they know they can't leave because they lose the house and they lose the kids and they lose everything else.
Starting point is 00:56:14 So they don't have time to be concerned with anything that's actually happening in the world. They keep us divided and distracted and empowering females is the easiest way to weaken the will of men. What happened when the Romans conquered the Greeks, the first thing they did was kill all the fighting age males and we live in a world now where they are deliberately killing the fighting age males. They're killing the spirit, the warrior spirit inside of men and they're doing that by motivating
Starting point is 00:56:35 men, sorry, motivating females and empowering them to the point where they're going to sit there and go, you know what? I'm a feminist. You can't tell me what to do. I'm allowed to go out with my friends. He's just my friend. I'm allowed to sleep at his house and drink vodka. Oh, I only sucked his dick.
Starting point is 00:56:47 What's the problem? You know what? Fine, we get a divorce. I'm taking the fucking house. It's bullshit. What do you feel about women serving in the military? Stuff like that. I think that's the biggest mistake a female could possibly make.
Starting point is 00:56:57 Why the fuck would you do that? One your shit at it. Yeah. That's the first thing. Like anyone who's out here who's actually been through something as I have knows that when the fight goes down, you need the women protected in a way. You don't need the screaming in your ear, right? So there's shit at it.
Starting point is 00:57:12 That's the first thing. And the second thing, it's part of the style. They're masculine in the Western world. They're trying to turn females masculine. It's not an accident. None of this is an accident. All of this is done very, very purposefully. And it's to destroy the will of man.
Starting point is 00:57:26 The reason I feel compelled to say the things I say and do the things I do, etc., is because I live in a country where there is no fem centric government that's going to come and destroy me. And also in my relationships with females, there's no woman telling me, Andrew, just put the mask on. Andrew, just be quiet. Andrew, it's late. Don't lose your job.
Starting point is 00:57:42 Andrew, the kids, blah, blah, blah, they're just sucking men down with the pit. So hold on. Do you mean to tell me that cobertate will not be married, will not be tamed? It's not about being tamed or married. I don't believe in marriage in terms of an institution, not because I am against the idea of loving a woman, but I'm so anti-government. I don't want them to have anything to do with me, especially where my dick goes. So fuck them.
Starting point is 00:58:03 So I refuse to sign the piece of paper because I just don't want to deal with governments. More. So there won't be a Mrs. cobertate. No, listen. If I meet a woman, and I point. Yeah. You. She's Mrs. cobertate.
Starting point is 00:58:18 I don't need the government to give me any kind of fucking approval. Have you met a woman yet that you go? I mean, that's all I fucking do. What are you talking about? I'm just. Pomp. Pomp. Pomp.
Starting point is 00:58:29 You got a sister bitch? Pomp. Wait, what the? Do you think I'm playing games? Do you think I'm playing games? Do you think I'm playing games? Do you ever worry that a woman just is with you for the wrong reasons, and therefore, do you ever hide how successful you are?
Starting point is 00:58:42 You know what I mean? Like, just to see, like, what happens when, like, the Lambo's in the garage. That's a good question. And I think you have to look at it under a different frame. OK. If she's if she's only with me because I am tall, strong, rich, and successful, and smart, and interesting, and charismatic, and humble, and funny, and funny. If she's only with me for those things, and I'm only with her because she's beautiful
Starting point is 00:59:05 and shuts the fuck up, who's more shallow? You. So who cares? Right. So I'm not going to be gold, Doug. I'm not an idiot. Like, I'm not. No girl's going to come to me and say, give me money.
Starting point is 00:59:17 I decide to buy her a present for her birthday. It's my prerogative. Right. I'm not stupid. I'm not punk. But I think that this whole idea of shallow is kind of hard to define, right? So I'm going, they're only with you because you're rich, and tall, and gorgeous. Well, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:59:31 Yeah. What else they're going to be with me for? Like, duh, I'm only with her because she's gorgeous, too. Yeah. Like, it's normal. That's human nature. So hold on, though. Have you had a serious relationship?
Starting point is 00:59:41 I have many concurrent serious relationships as we speak. Are you Paulie? No, because that means they can talk to other dudes. That's fucking haram. That's atrocious. That's disgusting. Yeah. Throughout the majority of human history, female promiscuity has been absolutely frowned
Starting point is 00:59:57 upon. Only in the Western world, we're going to pretend it's an okay thing. Every single culture since the dawn of human time, and every single place on the planet has said that female promiscuity is disgusting to the point where females were executed for it. Yeah. And most of the world today. As they should be.
Starting point is 01:00:11 Get the rocks. Yeah. Abdul. In most of the world today, it's still frowned upon. It's unacceptable. Whereas every single king insulted and shakes since the dawn of human time had multiple women. Men are allowed multiple women.
Starting point is 01:00:24 Women are not allowed multiple men. Because if a woman has multiple men, you cannot ensure paternity. And the modern science of the devil, just because we can work out how the dad is, doesn't mean the actions are acceptable. That's true. Under the will of God, I can walk and have 10 wives behind me. That's perfectly acceptable. So hold on.
Starting point is 01:00:40 If a woman has 10 men, it's disgusting. Yeah. Absolutely vile. Females should not talk to any man, any any man besides her brothers, her father and the man she's with. I, if she truly loves me, she should want as much help as possible to cater to me and serve me and make me coffee. She should encourage me to get more wives.
Starting point is 01:00:57 Sounds like Sharia Law is your, so have you ever, but have you ever, how what's the longest you've been in a monogamous situation? Monogamous? No. So wait, wait. You mean her being monogamous to me or me being monogamous to her? The latter. Ever happened?
Starting point is 01:01:14 Will it ever happen? I don't see the point. I don't see the advantage. Children. I can have children while fucking another bitch. Watch me. But here's the deal, man, but they will drain your finances. Multiple baby moms.
Starting point is 01:01:27 No. He's got it. Nobody drains my finances. I'm the big G. I don't think you understand. You cannot drain the big G's finances. The biggest mistake you could possibly make, the biggest mistake a female could possibly make is trying to go to war with me.
Starting point is 01:01:43 She could come and say, please, can I have this, the baby needs diapers, whatever. Maybe. Okay, fine. Maybe. But if you were to, yeah, maybe that little fucker could shit on the floor for free. But if you're going to come to me with like a legal letter or something, you're going to get crushed, decimated, decimated. I'm petty.
Starting point is 01:02:00 I'm terrified of you. I will do anything it takes to not pay you. I'll go to the jungle. I'll burn it all. I'll sit there broke myself. Everyone's going to starve. I'm that guy. Do you ever get sweet with a lady when you're, when you're, you know, is there ever like
Starting point is 01:02:18 a tender, if I, you know, you know, with a lady alone, is there ever a toned down version of this guy? Absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely. It's not that I'm some psycho and I don't believe that many women should be in love. I'm not saying that. I'm just saying I should be allowed to have a bunch of chicks and do whatever I want.
Starting point is 01:02:33 She should obey. And if she, and if she will do that, then I absolutely will love her. Why wouldn't I? Right? It's a real thing. And love is a beautiful thing. Yeah. Maybe I'm just so full of love.
Starting point is 01:02:43 I need more than one woman. Maybe. I think that's really the case. And you're such a virile man that one. Hey, you have to lean into the mic more. My love. Sorry. Push it towards you.
Starting point is 01:02:51 You're too virile to be tied down. Well, it's just, I just don't see the advantage. I really do believe that if any man, this is a red pill most people don't want to accept. But if any man, if you were to get any man on the planet and say to him, you have a wife and she loves you and she's going to remain loyal to you and you can still fuck around with other women. Well, do you want that? Yes or no?
Starting point is 01:03:11 If any man's honest, he's going to say yes. Yes. Oh my God. It's the game. So I'm in a fortunate enough situation where I managed to pull it off, right? I don't pull off with money or anything else. I just, I meet beautiful young ladies who look at me and go, you know what, Andrew, you're such a special individual.
Starting point is 01:03:30 You're such an amazing character that I accept. It's like when, all right. Yeah. You like cars, don't you? Yeah. All right. You accept that half the time it's going to fucking break for no reason. It's just a pain in the ass.
Starting point is 01:03:43 If you want something reliable, you get a Toyota. You want something sexy as fuck that comes with a bunch of problems, you get McLaren. I'm the McLaren. You chose me, bitch. You are the McLaren. You chose me. I'm not going to act like a Toyota. I'm the McLaren.
Starting point is 01:03:54 So you, you're just going to have to accept what comes with me. Yeah. You are McLaren. That's really good. That's accurate. It's a good analogy. It is a really good analogy. I use that to Romanian bitches.
Starting point is 01:04:04 Don't even speak English. McLaren? Yes, bitch. McLaren. Shut up. So what's your question is because there's a lot of, this is a, you know, primarily male audience and a lot of them, you know, they look for guidance. They look to some of the guests that have spectacular careers.
Starting point is 01:04:25 A lot of them, you know, are like, Hey, I need a little bit of help. Like I'm a little lost. What's like your advice to a guy who's whatever, he could be coming out of university or in his 30s, but he's like looking for a little direction. How do you, how do you start off, get centered to become successful, you know, get money, get bitches? Like how, what would you tell them? That's a, I could answer that question in so many different ways.
Starting point is 01:04:48 It's like 10 different answers I can give, but I think truthfully in the world we're living in now, I use this analogy a lot. Maybe I overuse it, but you need to find a way to some degree to escape the matrix. And I, and I say the matrix because the matrix, the way it is designed, you're not just talking shit because you've actually done that. I've escaped the matrix. Yeah. I've literally escaped the matrix in nearly every form.
Starting point is 01:05:08 So any form of oppression no longer applies to me. I'm uncounseled. I can't be canceled. No, I can say what I want. My finances are secure. I've escaped the matrix. And when I talk about the matrix, it primarily applies to men because men are the backbone of the slave force.
Starting point is 01:05:22 We always have it and always will be. And unfortunately now, if you're a law abiding man inside the matrix, your future and the life that is laid out for you is nothing but depressing. You're going to go to school. You're going to get in debt. You're going to get a job. You're going to get a wife. Divorce is coming.
Starting point is 01:05:34 You're going to lose the house eventually. Your job shit. Inflation is outpacing your wages. You're going to work, work, work. No one's going to appreciate it. Now you're old and your life's over. That is the matrix for 99% of men and you need to find a way to escape it. And I guess I was kind of fortunate from a young age.
Starting point is 01:05:47 I always knew that the matrix was coming and that the system is designed to oppress the people who make the rules, do not make the rules for the benefit of us. They make the rules for the benefit of the people who make the rules. And I knew that. And I think every person intrinsically knows that. Like if it's four in the morning and you're sitting in a gas station and a Lambo pulls up, you're probably thinking drug dealer or criminal, you're not thinking, oh, he definitely went to school.
Starting point is 01:06:08 Yeah. Yeah. No, so everyone knows this, right? That's true. So you have to find a way to escape the matrix to some degree. But wait, let me start. When you say you intrinsically knew this, I feel like a lot of people would assume that somebody is giving you some guidance too.
Starting point is 01:06:21 Did you have somebody that was kind of laying some of this out to you, like a male figure that was informing you a bit? Yeah. I was lucky enough to have the most fantastic father on the planet. So my dad did make a lot of things very clear to me from a young age. My father was a chess grandmaster and he was a nomadic individual. So he lived in a car or in random hotels and floated around the world playing chess. These chess grandmasters are all like so smart that that becomes like a common thing.
Starting point is 01:06:50 They're so smart that they're socially weird. Yeah. So like my father was socially strange, but he was a genius. And on top of that, he's like a six foot four black dude. So it's very unusual, like a chess grandmaster, but he's also physically intimidating. Yeah. But he's also socially weird. So he's a kind of weird guy to be around.
Starting point is 01:07:04 Yeah. But he was nomadic. And he was just, sometimes you have to go down to the local chess park and just hustle for dollars to eat. And other times he's beaten grandmasters for 20, 30 grand paycheck. So it's kind of, it was an interesting life. And he taught me a lot about the fact that the system is absolutely broken, it's designed to oppress and that the majority of people who stick to the rules are going to lose.
Starting point is 01:07:23 I don't want to sit here on a podcast that goes out to this many people and encourage anyone to break the law in any form. Of course. But the idea of the law abiding citizen has been decimated in real time. And the last two, two, three years ago, you could stand there and proudly say, I'm a law abiding citizen. The last two years, if they have not taught you that being a law abiding citizen is going to turn you nothing into a fucking experiment for big pharma, then you're an idiot.
Starting point is 01:07:45 You can no longer obey the law. And I'm not saying you have to break the law, but you need to find a way to do what the elites do, which is bend the law. You can no longer sit there and go, I'm just going to follow the rules and it's going to be okay. No, it isn't. And if you're a man, it's your job to find a way to not be sticking to those rules enough to escape the matrix and become free.
Starting point is 01:08:03 Because what's actually most crazy about this period of history is that it's actually the easiest time in human history to become rich. And the reason for that is because there's so many people inside the matrix being destroyed. Money has to go somewhere. I've made so much money during COVID is absolutely incredible, right? And a whole bunch of people got lucky. They buy a crypto coin. It fucking goes off 100X and it's kind of crap.
Starting point is 01:08:22 Does money just flowing around the world? Can I ask, because the audience, we've been following you and how do you generate your income? Are you fighting? We know you were a fighter. I was a fighter. So there's my two primary sources. I have three primary sources of income.
Starting point is 01:08:37 Wait, three, four. I'm thinking of which ones I'll tell you about. Yeah. Four. I have four primary sources of income that I'm prepared to disclose to the world. Sure. Go ahead. The first thing is I own some casinos in Romania.
Starting point is 01:08:47 Fantastic. The story of how I opened them is long, but I'll make it very, very short. There was a guy who owns 400 casinos, three brothers, mafia guys that own 400 casinos throughout Eastern Europe. I came up to him and said, look, I want to do a franchise with you. They said, we're not interested in franchises. We have enough money. We just opened them ourselves.
Starting point is 01:09:03 We turn over 10 million euros a day. Why do I need your franchise? Eventually, I came up with a plan and I said, look, how about this? I'll open up your locations directly next to your biggest competitor. So I'll go to war for you next to the competitor. Worst case of location doesn't pay any money, but at least it takes money from your competitor. I'll give you a percentage of turnovers even if it doesn't make profit. You make money.
Starting point is 01:09:21 I'll take all the financial risk. They agreed. I start opening up next to their biggest competitor. I actually did something that was kind of funny. What I tried to do was find ones in between their competitor and a Starbucks. I'd open in the middle and then offer loads and loads of free coffee with a barista and a sexy chick. So instead of going to Starbucks, you could just take your money, go get free coffee and
Starting point is 01:09:36 gamble and end up making a bunch of money. I took his competitor down. Bang, bang, bang. So I opened them up. That's the first thing. That's the first one. That's what's up to. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:46 That's tight. Yeah, do that. Second, my brother, my brother runs a company that manages girls on only fans. So a female without instruction is headed for destruction. Women are intrinsically lazy. Yep. Intrinsically. If you show a man how to make a thousand dollars in an hour, he'll think I can make
Starting point is 01:09:59 twenty four thousand dollars a day. If you show a woman how to make a thousand dollars in an hour, she'll think I only have to work three hours a week because they are fucking lazy. Stupid bitches. Lazy. That was the title of fucking lazy. Yeah, absolutely. So my brother comes along and says, listen, you're making a little bit of money.
Starting point is 01:10:17 You're a fine Caucasian of the wrong persuasion. The men think you're handsome. They should pay your ransom. We're going to change it up. You're going to listen to me. I'm going to install some structure and some discipline in your fucking life and you're going to make some real money. And I'm going to get a percentage.
Starting point is 01:10:29 So my brother runs an only fans agency. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. So my brother's making 200 grand a month from only fans. Casinos making more than that. And then I've got a online school actually called Hustler's University. I have a university online. And really?
Starting point is 01:10:44 Yes. And I teach people how to make money with 18 modern wealth creation methods. Okay. So how can somebody sign up for that? That is on covertape.com. You can see it. It's called Hustler's University. It's $49 a month.
Starting point is 01:10:56 And I teach 18 modern wealth creation methods on how to make money. And I do this not because I'm a philanthropist. I want everyone to understand this is not philanthropy. I'm not trying to be a nice guy and I'm certainly not trying to make money. But I believe, I genuinely believe we're living in a pivotal period of human history. I believe that things are going to about to get a lot worse before they get better. And I believe that anyone who thinks like me and is aligned with me and understands about the global enslavement, if they're going to be on my team, I want them to be rich.
Starting point is 01:11:22 Money gives you power. So I am teaching anybody who will listen to my videos and understand what I'm saying and doesn't hate me, how to make as much money as possible. Because when the time comes and the battle call is made, I need rich people around me. That's what Hustler's University is about. So it's right there. We teach everything about how to make money from cryptocurrency. And can a woman sign up for this?
Starting point is 01:11:39 Anybody. Oh, a woman can do this. That will allow females into my program for the moment. Women are fucking stupid. Well, yeah. They struggle with the reading and the work, you know, they're like, but they try their very best. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:55 If they're hot, they can get a private class, but otherwise fuck them. So that's Hustler's University. I teach 18 modern wealth creation methods. There's me and there's 17 other professors in there teaching how to make money. It's only $49 a month. We have about 6,000 students. So that's good. Wow.
Starting point is 01:12:08 So you are making some real money, man. I'm I'm I'll be honest. I say I make $2 million a month, something like that. Wow. That's a really good. It's a good living. I do. All right.
Starting point is 01:12:17 I do. All right. And then I also have the last thing I'll talk about is the war room and the war room is my own secret society. What's that? It's a secret society. Like Illuminati type shit. Correct.
Starting point is 01:12:25 So the war room is for men who. The Hustler's University is about money and the war rooms about everything else outside of money. It's for everything that is not money. If you once you start making money, you realize there's so much more to life than money. If you need to go to Moscow during a lockdown or you need a business visa, who do you call? You call the war room, right? It's one of those things.
Starting point is 01:12:45 We have a secret society. We operate all around the world. We have over 3,000 members in 72 countries. No, no bitches allowed in this. No females. Fuck. No. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:54 Fuck. No. I see all those cigars. Girls don't. Yeah. Do you suck dick on demand? Do you know why I smoke cigars? Why?
Starting point is 01:13:02 Because they raise your testosterone level. Really? Hey, man, I smoke cigars. I didn't even know that. I have a friend right away. Yeah. Turns out I made friends in Texas. This is amazing.
Starting point is 01:13:10 Oh, no. Tom loves you. Oh, perfect. He's nodding his head. His neck is practically going to break. Yeah. Yeah, buddy. Two coffees tonight, right?
Starting point is 01:13:18 Yeah. They're fueling the jet. I mean, when I first got here, I had the one coffee. I said fuel the jet. Now the jet, the fuel's going in, so I'm probably going to have to bounce. Yeah. It's too bad. It's a shame.
Starting point is 01:13:29 I know. Yeah, man. But I'll be around. Look, I'm around the world. I'm here. I'm there. I'm around. Okay.
Starting point is 01:13:37 No, no. I'm not fucking sorry for anything. Yeah. If you're a man, if you're a man with any level of testosterone level and you've been witnessing what's been happening in the world in the last two years, I struggled to sleep at night. Like literally what's happening is fucking crazy. And I'm struggling to sleep and I'm an individual with $50 million who can hide and disappear. If I was Joe Schmo, I'd be, I'd be scared.
Starting point is 01:14:01 You're out here. They're lying to you about the inflation rate. You're not getting a pay rise. They're like, what? Where's your panic? People are not panicking. They lack perspicacity. They're not paying attention to anything.
Starting point is 01:14:12 Google perspicacity? It's the ability to be perceptive. And they're not paying attention to anything and they're just sitting there waiting for the fucking steamroller. You think in 10 years or now things are going to be better? Like what's that? You're out of your fucking mind? You need to prepare for this.
Starting point is 01:14:26 And the whole idea of prepping in the old traditional sense of buying a bunch of food and hiding in the forest and the cabin in the woods, that ain't going to work either. You need a global network. You need a secret society. You need places you can hide. You need money and you need the ability to bounce. That's what you need. That's what I have, right?
Starting point is 01:14:41 But I don't know how fucking Joe Schmo is even functioning in society nowadays because I would be, I'd be furious. I'd be like, what the fuck? You tell me inflation seven percent? That's a lie. So you feel like most of those people are just not like alert. They're not awake, right? They're just kind of following along.
Starting point is 01:14:55 We suffer. The modern world suffers from the, from a bout of cowardice. The average man in the world today is just a fucking coward. It's not that he doesn't pay attention. It's not that he doesn't know. It's that if he pretends it isn't there, it's ostrich shit. I'm just going to hide. I don't know what to do.
Starting point is 01:15:13 So I want to hide from it. It can't possibly be true. No, they can't possibly have lied about that. No, no, it's all cowardice, right? Because you're a coward because when you accept the realities, now you're, you need to do something. You're implored to act. They don't want that.
Starting point is 01:15:28 We're suffering from a massive, we're suffering from a massive pandemic of cowardice. That's the only pandemic in the world today. I see it. Men say all the time, well, it's not that bad. You know it's that bad. You're just too pussy to admit it because you don't know what to fucking do about it. That's the thing is that they don't know what to do. They don't know what to do.
Starting point is 01:15:43 Yeah. Well, I'll tell them what to do. Join Hustler's University. You get some money. Join the war room. Prove yourself amongst the society of men which are doing something. Look, we're not breaking any laws. Fucking FBI.
Starting point is 01:15:51 You can join as much as you want. All we're doing is we're sitting around men who understand, I'm a chess player, right? My father was a chess player. I truly have no intention of changing the world. I have no political affiliation. I'm not Republican. I'm a Democrat. I'm not right.
Starting point is 01:16:07 I'm not left. I don't believe in changing the rules of the game. I believe in winning. And chess, when you look at the board, you don't sit there and go, I'm losing. I wish a pawn could move that way. That's stupid because that's not the game. What I do believe in saying is, okay, I'm fucked, but what's the best possible move? And what you'll actually notice is a grandmaster, you play a grandmaster at chess.
Starting point is 01:16:26 He is sticking to the same rules as you. He's within the same constraints, but he will destroy you because he has a better understanding of the rules. I'm not out to change any rules. My society is not out to change any rules. The society can stay exactly as it is, it can be as corrupt as it is. Don't give a fuck. I have no political affiliation.
Starting point is 01:16:42 I don't care who's president. Don't care. All I care about is analyzing the chess board and making the most intelligent move for myself and my people. Well, life is too short for you to change the whole system. You're not going to do it in this lifetime or the next. By the way, did your father teach you how to play? Yes.
Starting point is 01:16:57 That must have been crazy. Yeah, but I'm still, yeah, it is, but you know what? What's truth? It's kind of upsetting to some degrees. I'm still crap. Like, I'm good, but I'm shit because I could play any normal person and smoke them. In Elo and chess terms, I'm around 1800. I don't know if anyone knows who that is, but my father was a master who was like 2,500.
Starting point is 01:17:16 And it's amazing how good these people are at chess. My father used to beat me at chess from the other room. So I'd have the board. He'd be cooking dinner. I'd say E4, C5, F3, C6, he'd just read it out while cooking dinner and smoke without looking at chess board. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:32 It's incredible. Yeah. And then when you move to the UK, though, because I'm interested in this, you got into kickboxing, right? You got into fighting. What's a logical jump? No. Yeah, of course.
Starting point is 01:17:41 Yeah. Most chess guys, you're like, I don't want to fuck with this guy. Take my ass. But like, how did you, how did you stumble into fighting? I lost my chess coach because my father stayed in America. So I lost my chess coach and I decided to do something that's similar. And to me, chess is war. Kickboxing is war.
Starting point is 01:18:00 It's one-on-one. There's no luck. There's no team that's there to help you or save you. And you have to be ruthless. You have to crush your opponent absolutely. And also another thing about chess and fighting that's completely the same is, if you lose somewhere you made a mistake, there's no luck involved, doesn't matter how good you were doing.
Starting point is 01:18:18 There's no such thing as a lucky punch. If he catches you and you go, he's training to punch people in the face. He just punched you in the face. So those are things, a lucky punch. Yeah. If you lose at some point in life, I was about to apply it to life. If you lose at some point in chess, you made a mistake. If you lose in fighting at some point, you made a mistake.
Starting point is 01:18:32 And in life, I believe if you lose at some point in life, you got complacent, you made a mistake. Even with a complete black swan event like COVID, if you're going to allow yourself to be completely decimated and you did not have any kind of preparation plan or any kind of network that could help you or any kind of moves to make, you made a mistake. So I, I, I apply that. So when I couldn't play chess anymore, I thought, well, everything I love about chess, I can find in fighting.
Starting point is 01:18:54 So I started beating people up. Did you figure out, because fighting is one of those things that's interesting. You know, the younger you start, the better chance you have. But then it's kind of one of those, like with most athletics, you figure out pretty quickly whether you have a skill for it. You know what I mean? Like you can try something. You're like, I'm just average at this.
Starting point is 01:19:11 Were you a natural fighter? I was good at it right away. Yeah. Right away. Yeah. I started when I was like 17. 87 fights. A lot of fights.
Starting point is 01:19:21 Yeah. Have you broken someone's bones? I've broken someone's bones. I've broken a bunch of bones. How does that feel? Great. Yeah. Fuck them.
Starting point is 01:19:29 Yeah. No, seriously. Like I'm being serious. The first time you broke somebody's bones, were you like, like, was it rad? Was it like a hunter when they kill a big moose? You know what it is? So there's a video of you can actually find it. If you go to YouTube and you look in my highlight reel, there's a video of me fighting in Macedonia
Starting point is 01:19:45 on the world championships. I was representing the USA and I fought a German fighter. If you type into YouTube, Andrew Tate highlights, it will come up. And there's me against a German guy. And when I knocked him out badly, seeing him on the floor was, that's it, the top one. Seeing him on the floor, you'll scroll through, you'll see a guy in German shorts. Seeing him on the floor was kind of cool, but you know what was much cooler? Seeing the look on his wife's face.
Starting point is 01:20:10 Oh, no. Because I know she left him, but you just saw your man gets beaten the fuck out of. Well, you're going to suck his dick. No, here we go. So watch in about 45 seconds from here, you'll see. But yeah, it's primal. Like once you've done fighting, you can't beat anybody or anything else because oh, I beat him at basketball.
Starting point is 01:20:29 Who fucking cares? A ball in the neck. Like who gives a shit? Right. Beating a dude up is different. Yeah. So like it kind of destroys all other sports because everything else is absolutely. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:38 Then a fight. The fight is like it's primal. It's the. Here we go. Like you said, there's nothing. There you go. Oh, look at his strut. Did you see?
Starting point is 01:20:47 Well, yeah, but you also the walk away is the best. Yeah, fucking boom pussy. Now when I go to Germany, they tell me to put the vaccine. When you do your vaccine passport, my listen, you didn't see what I do. The last fucking Germany talk shit. Shut the fuck up. I mean, you know what's funny as well, because money protects me. Let me tell you, I was in Munich and the police are walking around.
Starting point is 01:21:08 Mask, mask, mask. I pull up to the Kopinski in a fucking Ferrari 812 super fast. I walk in, I walk in the reception, sir, would you like a mask? No, I would not. Thank you. Keep walking. And I know it's that money protects you, right? When you're a big dude, walking with confidence, pulling up at a $300,000 car,
Starting point is 01:21:23 staying in the penthouse, they're more scared to tell you to do things. And if you're just Joe Schmoe, I know they shouldn't be, but they are. They are the staff are like, oh, who the fuck's that guy? I'll just let him. He doesn't wear one. Just the average person, they're over there. Mask, mask, mask, mask. Me and my brother, we've walked around and broke every single fucking
Starting point is 01:21:38 covert restriction system to daughter this shit. All of it. We just walk around saying, make me. I'll call the police, call them by the time they get here, I'm bouncing. I'm gone. I was, I walked into a fucking coffee shop in Germany. I was like, bro, latte. He goes, you need a mask.
Starting point is 01:21:51 I said, there's only you and me in here. Are you scared of COVID? He goes, no, but it's the rules. I said, have Germans not yet learned about blindly complying with governments? Do you have it? Have you read a history book? But, but, but there's no police here. Stop shitting yourself.
Starting point is 01:22:09 What are you afraid of? Yeah, but you're such a fucking coward. Make my coffee. No wonder you're a barista, you pussy. Fucking unbelievable. I had to cuss this German guy out, telling me he's a bitch. Get back in the fucking McLaren. Get a drive-thru coffee.
Starting point is 01:22:24 It's unbelievable. It's crazy. That is insane. It's fucking insane. It's insanity. And, and, and it's, and it's just male cowardice. And by the way, you are so right about any time. You don't even have to be wealthy to do this.
Starting point is 01:22:35 If you walk through a place with your shoulders back and your head high, you could, it doesn't matter. And you just walk with purpose. Anybody who tries to give you an instruction, if you're just like, I don't think so. Then there'll be most of the time they'll be like, OK, I'm not supposed to talk to that person. 99, 99 percent of the time.
Starting point is 01:22:52 And that's how all this shit ends. I said, this is someone said, someone came to me and said, what do we actually do about this? I said, listen, don't get kicked off flights. Don't get put on no fly list. No, if you have to wear a mask, wear a mask. My argument is very simple. Don't put one on first.
Starting point is 01:23:06 Make them have to come and tell you. Then say, I don't have one. Make them go and get one. Make them go and bring it back. Then hang it off your ear and still don't wear it. Sir, over your mouth and nose. OK, then put it on your chin and just make it so fucking difficult. If everyone did that, they'd give up.
Starting point is 01:23:21 But no, I see all these good little slaves before they even go in the store, finding a mask in their car. I wonder why I'm broke on your because you live inside the slave system. You're living in the slave mind. You're a peon, a peasant. You're an ant and the fucking ant farm. You don't think for your fucking self. It's crazy, but the slaves, the slave mentality feels empowered now
Starting point is 01:23:44 by canceling people they're envious of by commenting and wanting to silence people that have an opinion. Correct. So now that but that is a form of power. The slaves have united. But this is what's dangerous about the world. This is what people don't understand. And this is what my society discusses always, is that throughout history, the way humanity got here is that it was the biggest, strongest
Starting point is 01:24:05 alphas of society that were in charge of society. Yes, we now live in a world where it's the beta male tech programmers that rule the world. And if you give a bunch of betas power, they're going to abuse it worse than anybody. Have you ever given a weak man power? You see what they do with it because they've never felt powerful. You can give me power. We talk about all the shit I do with women on a serious level, right?
Starting point is 01:24:22 If a woman trusts me and she gives me power over her in a relationship, I'm going to take care of her in every single way. I'm not going to fucking abuse her. I felt powerful my whole life. I kicked the shit out of dudes. I'm not going to hit you. Why would I? Right? You give a beta male power. Look what they do because they've never felt powerful
Starting point is 01:24:36 and men have a natural masculine imperative for power. Everything we discussed earlier, we talked about men want status, right? So you give weak men power, they're going to exploit it. And the weakest members of society are not becoming the most powerful members of society and they control fucking information. It's the end of the world. This is the end of the fucking world. This is not a joke.
Starting point is 01:24:54 This is the end of the fucking world. Well, it's the feminization of the world. Absolutely. So this is the going to be now. It's the era of feelings. Everybody's feelings matter. And like you said, the beta male is coming to power. So what's going to happen? Well, I'll tell you, the feminization of the world is absolutely destructive
Starting point is 01:25:09 to the Western world because there's never been a successful matriarchy in the history of humanity. No, that's true. What about England? England? No, no. Victoria female in charge is different than a matriarchy. When I talk about matriarchy, I mean, on average, in the household, the man was in charge on average. Men were in charge of the society on average.
Starting point is 01:25:24 You could have a female head of state, but on average, it was the men who were ruling society. The men were in charge of working and providing women. The women were listening to the men on average. Right. That's my point. So I've had this argument with the feminists before. She's like, oh, well, we we've never tried matriarchies. We've only tried patriarchy.
Starting point is 01:25:39 Followed on. I said, listen, bitch. They have been tried, but the problem is this, the problem is this. Yeah. The closer you are to the base level of survival, the more people naturally revert to their gender roles. If we were all, if 10 men and 10 women were on a boat and they got shipwrecked, the men would instantly start shelter, fire, hunting.
Starting point is 01:26:07 And the women would start doing the women things. When you get rid of all the crap and all the society and all the programming, people will revert to their gender roles. The reason we do that is because it gives us the best possible chance of survival. That's why in poor countries where survival is harder, people are closer to their natural gender roles. Totally. Right. So that makes sense as a whole.
Starting point is 01:26:25 So this feminist is saying to me, oh, yeah, but we've never tried a matriarchy. I said, no, I'm sure it's been tried. The problem is it's very, very difficult to survive under a matriarchy. It's not the natural gender roles. And the matriarchies that did exist in humanity, I'm sure they existed. The reason we don't discuss them is they never even got a chance to create any history because they were fucking decimated by the patriarchies.
Starting point is 01:26:41 There is no, what is the statistical odds? Someone at home, some feminist, if you can do some fucking math, you bimbo, work this out. What are the odds of every single society since the dawn of human time all across the planet being run by men? All of them. This is not an idea that could have spread. You had the Aztecs and the Mao Dynasty. They didn't fucking talk.
Starting point is 01:26:58 This is every single civilization that we can ever possibly name or discover, men were in charge. The reason for that is because all the ones we're ripping were in charge, got fucking wiped out because they're not competitive. So what happens is, and they lose to patriarchies. So what's going to happen here as we become feminized, as the Western world becomes a matriarchy, as women get more and more influenced in power,
Starting point is 01:27:16 feminists are fucking walking down the street saying, we want the same rights as men. You have more rights than men. There's not a single thing a man could do, a woman can't do, but you have a whole bunch of laws in your favor. You have more rights than men already. What the fuck are you talking about? And then they say they want to be respected for their ideas
Starting point is 01:27:30 and they get their tits out because nobody gives a shit unless they're naked. So they're fucking dumb. The whole point is that the matriarchy that we are creating in the West is no longer going to be competitive in the long run. We are not going to be competitive. And I'm not going to say what the competition is, but whatever the competition is, if men retain control, we are going to fucking lose.
Starting point is 01:27:48 This is, the world is cyclical. I live in Eastern Europe now, right? Eastern Europe 20, 30 years ago, shit hole. Now it's the best place on the planet. California 20, 30 years ago, best place on the planet. Now, shit hole. It just takes a long time for reputations to catch up. People are talking about California because they think it's like the 90s.
Starting point is 01:28:06 Yeah, Baywatch, cool. That's gone. It's Crack Watch. Homeless Watch. That's all they got over there now. So yeah, so as the world catches up and as things change, any society that retains this patriarchal roots is going to out-compete the West. I really do think that the Western world, along with America, is fucking finished.
Starting point is 01:28:26 And I think if you have half a brain as a man here in the Western world, you need to get some money. I'll teach you in Halsey's University. Get in a society that understands that and we teach you how to prepare for it. I'm not trying to change it. I'm just trying to make the smartest move on the chess board. All right. Well, I'm, you know, Hungarian citizenship.
Starting point is 01:28:40 Let's go. Let's go. See you in Budapest. I'd be as the capital of chess, you know. But I've been here for so long that I went to California last week and I walked into a place to get a sandwich and I walked in and the lady goes, do you have a mask? I thought that was already in California.
Starting point is 01:28:58 California. Yeah. And they go, do you have a mask? And I was like, no, because I'm used to here. Yeah. And she goes, can you get one? And I was like, from where? She goes like from your car.
Starting point is 01:29:10 And I was like, I don't have one there either. And she was like, I go, I just want to order a sandwich. And she was like, but you don't have a mask on. And I'm like, is that still a thing? I honestly didn't know. And another guy goes, I have one in my car. And I was like, I was like, will you give it to me? He goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a fresh one for you.
Starting point is 01:29:31 So I go out and I get it and I put it on. And then I come back in and then the guy there goes, you don't have to wear that mask. And I was like, what? So I don't know. It's just like it's mixed messages. It's weird. It's more than weird. It's testament to the slave mind in so many ways.
Starting point is 01:29:45 But I'll give you a perfect example of testament to the slave mind. When I get forced to put a mask on, I put it on my chin and nobody says anything. They don't give a shit about this. Hang it down here. They don't give a fuck about the mask. They just want to see you comply. I'm complying. I'm a slave.
Starting point is 01:29:58 You must be a slave with me. I don't want to see your free spirit and your rebellion. They don't give a shit about the actual safety of COVID. They don't give a fuck about your breathing. They just want to see you comply. Another thing that's always been remarkable to me. And maybe it's because I've never had that matrix mindset is if I was working a normal job, right?
Starting point is 01:30:14 Let's say I worked in a sandwich store and I'm not shitting on the average guy who does average work. I'm not doing that at all. Any work is respectable and it's hard out here to make. I don't give a fuck if you carry garbage. It's hard to make money. But if I was working a normal job, as much as I would do my job to the best of my ability,
Starting point is 01:30:25 I'd also be very, very understanding of the fact that my job doesn't give a fuck about me. They don't care about me. They never will. If they have to sack me or fire me to keep their business functioning, that's exactly what they're going to do and they're going to let me starve.
Starting point is 01:30:35 So if I was working in a sandwich store and someone came without a mask, I'd be like, whatever. Yeah. Why the fuck do you care? Here's why it's bullshit though. Because here's the thing. I'm not anti, I'm pro science and I believe in, whatever medicine tells us to do,
Starting point is 01:30:50 but here's the inconsistency, the bullshit of masks. Is that, even on a flight, right? You have to wear them though. And then they're like, you can take it off to eat and drink. So then. So like, you can take it off. It's social conditioning. It is.
Starting point is 01:31:04 We went to a show yesterday. And when you get there, they're like, oh, because we walk in like this, and they have like a little bag with masks. Like you grab a mask and I'm like, okay. So I grab a mask, I put it on. We walk in the lobby. Everyone has masks on.
Starting point is 01:31:20 And then you sit in your seat and they're like, you can take your mask off now. For 10 feet? But you're around everybody that was in a lobby and they're sitting next to you now. But it doesn't make any sense. They are conditioning you to blindly comply. It doesn't need to make sense.
Starting point is 01:31:33 It starts in school. It starts, yeah. Sit at the desk, 745, you're out by three. No, no, no. It's docile bodies from the minute you're born, yeah. They want slaves inside the matrix, inside of the machine. They were teaching you to not think for yourself to blindly comply.
Starting point is 01:31:45 It starts with the mask, blindly put the mask on, blindly get the injections, blindly, blindly, blindly, blindly. They don't want you to think. If you think and realize it doesn't make sense, you're no good to them. They don't want you smart enough to think for yourself. They want you smart enough to pay your taxes.
Starting point is 01:31:59 And that's about it. Like they don't give a shit. It's really, I used the word slave and people think I'm being dramatic. I'm not being dramatic. If you are think wearing a mask for four feet is saving lives, you are absolutely, completely a slave. You're a slave, you're owned.
Starting point is 01:32:14 You're totally owned. And there's so many people out here who are actually genuinely owned. At the height of this COVID nonsense, at the real height of it, the number of times I almost gotten almost, and there's certain countries I'll behave, on a flight I'll behave, there's certain times, right?
Starting point is 01:32:27 But I was in Spain, I'm flexing, doing my thing, in the Ferrari, being a G, leave me the fuck alone, got Spanish bitch, my life's fine. Pull up to the gas station, put gas in the Ferrari, walk in, mask, mask, no, I ain't got one. Well, then I won't serve you. So the gas is free, cause I'll put gas in. You want money or not?
Starting point is 01:32:43 Cause I'll leave right now, the gas is free. I call police, I say, fucking call them. So I take the euros and I throw it on the floor. Get out, go to get in the fucking rarities. I paid now, I'll paid you. Go to get in the Ferrari. Some guy goes, you should have respect. I said, respect for what?
Starting point is 01:32:58 He goes, you should wear a mask. I said, I don't wear a mask where I'm from. He goes, well, you're in Spain now. I said, your government should have respect for you, instead of making you a fucking slave, dickhead. No, you must wear a mask, you must mirror up. And I just said, and this is one of the great things about physical confrontation,
Starting point is 01:33:09 which I'm not trying to advocate, but sometimes it's just a very easy way to make people go away. I'm like, bro, do you want to fight me over a fucking mask? Come, come somebody put a fucking mask on. I think shit's himself, he walks up and then, see. Said him, fuck off. Back in the Rari, go fuck the Spanish bitch,
Starting point is 01:33:22 conquer their country. That's right, Spaniards. I took her, she's done with. Done. I took your prize possession. She's messed up. Whichever Spanish man gets with her next, they'll be like, why is she always
Starting point is 01:33:35 starting arguments with me? Why is she never happy? Cause she's dreaming of the night she had with me. She's unhappy with you and you'll never be able to please her. She's widowed forever, it's done. Fuck you, Spain. That's what you have to tell me to put a fucking mask on.
Starting point is 01:33:47 Am I going easy on her pussy? If it wasn't for that little fucking Pedro mofucker, coming to me and trying to tell me to do shit. That's what happens. That's what happens, Spain's done. Nobody go there, you might run into her. Done, she's a mess. Well, don't you feel it's silly,
Starting point is 01:34:03 like we've had COVID on top of it. You've traveled the world the whole time. I feel like you've been exposed to every fucking strain of it. There's no way. I think I have one now. I'm sure you do. What the fuck are we doing this for?
Starting point is 01:34:16 Like we've all gotten. We're doing this for because it's a perfect opportunity for the new world order to usher in something other than protection and safety. It's always been the same playbook. You know what's really amazing to me? Especially like in Romania, I was going on a tour and I was doing a tour of the country
Starting point is 01:34:31 because it's really beautiful and I was seeing all the nature side and I had these two tour guides, they're really nice people but they're like kind of liberal. And they're complying with all this COVID shit. And I said, don't you understand that this was the 1930s, you'd literally be the Nazis. Don't you understand that all, you're thinking back,
Starting point is 01:34:46 oh, I never would have helped the Nazis to do. You're blind compliance. It's the same fucking playbook. You're not thinking for yourself. Does that not cross your mind? I'm like, oh no, but I know someone who got sick. You've always known people who got sick. Your entire life, you knew somebody who got the cold.
Starting point is 01:35:02 Why is that now justification for the absolute decimation of your civil rights? It doesn't make sense. The biggest paradigm shift from all this crap that's actually genuinely dangerous is, as humans, we have all for our entire lives walked around spreading antigens to some people. You've made, you've given someone a cold.
Starting point is 01:35:19 You've given someone a cough. I've given some of the flu. We've always done that. It's been a normal part of human life. We were never seen as bad people for existing and accidentally passing on a disease, right? Now they've shifted the paradigm. So if you pass on COVID, you're guilty.
Starting point is 01:35:34 How the fuck does that work? And how does that ever end? And how do you ever put an end to this where it's not just deeper and deeper and deeper restrictions and more and more and more control? And it doesn't even fix anything. It's absolutely incredible that people are not awake enough
Starting point is 01:35:49 to see what's fucking happening. Well, because they have such a short memory of history. I mean, literally what you're talking about happened. My dad's, my dad was born at that time. And like, it's already been forgotten. Communism forgotten. And we want the same fucking policies that the communists had. That's nutty.
Starting point is 01:36:07 I completely agree, but there's also another huge element to all this. And it's the perma-distraction. And this is why when I talk... That's always been in America, though. People also like to say that they've heard enough already, but that's one of my favorites. Yeah, you're on ostrich, cowards.
Starting point is 01:36:20 But when they heard enough about something horrific, like when you hear people go like, all right, with the Holocaust. Yeah, like, well, kind of a big lesson. We could probably keep talking about it. It's not like, it's not a little thing that happens. Humans are susceptible to doing crazy shit like that. Yeah, of course.
Starting point is 01:36:35 That's what fucking happened. We're going through something similar, you know, but this is the thing. When I talk to people about this, there's some people who totally understand, and some people who are just so perma-distracted. And when I was saying earlier about like the women in the household,
Starting point is 01:36:46 that kind of thing, I'm not trying to say women can't have opinions, but my point is there's a whole bunch of men out here who genuinely know that this COVID shit's at control, but they're too busy arguing with their wife to do anything about it. They're preoccupied. If it's not your wife, it's a video game,
Starting point is 01:36:58 it's not your video game, it's a job, it's not a job, it's politics or whatever. Some other distraction, it's all garbage. When Rome was losing, all they did was have endless circuses to keep you distracted from the losing war. They, the world we live in today, they try very hard to prevent you
Starting point is 01:37:12 from creating your reality. You're constantly distracted by everything, and it's hard to focus on nearly anything. And they do that on purpose, because for you to go stand out in the rain and protest, that takes focus. They want you distracted, they want arguments in the household,
Starting point is 01:37:24 they want blacks to hate the whites, Republicans hate Democrats, they want us arguing with each other for all of us to hate our neighbor, and all to be so distracted and selfish and self-absorbed that we can't think beyond ourselves. That's what they're trying to do to us, and it's absolutely and utterly worked.
Starting point is 01:37:36 It worked. There's very few of these people, and look what they've fucking done to the entire world. It's absolutely insane. And before I get offed, I'd never commit suicide. So let's put that there. But no, but it's crazy. It's really crazy.
Starting point is 01:37:50 And I don't think I'm on a hit list because I'm full of shit, right? I'm some millionaire with a bunch of bitches, bunch of cars, Tate's full of shit. I'm full of shit, cool. But if you're still living inside the matrix, we'll talk in 20 years and see who's full of shit. I'm free, and I'm staying free.
Starting point is 01:38:05 I don't want to change the system. I'm not out to change nothing, but it's just, it's remarkable to me that people aren't awake. It's like it's fucking incredible. Because they don't teach you in school unless you seek this kind of thinking. Like I studied, everybody knows I say it a million times,
Starting point is 01:38:18 but when I study philosophy, you read these books by Bogyard, these French thinkers, these anti-establishment people. You have to seek out these kind of thinkers to even have access to these types of crazy, crazy thoughts that aren't sometimes that fucking crazy, as we learned in the last few years. I never thought in my life I would live in Texas.
Starting point is 01:38:37 Never in my life. I grew up as an Angelino, never. And the world changed very much, very scary. I haven't been L.A. in a long time, but I've only heard the stories of how it's going down. Yeah, I mean, look, there's still great parts of L.A. I still love my fucking city. Eight, one, eight, till I die.
Starting point is 01:38:53 It's still like, L.A. is still one of the great cities, but it definitely has, you can't act like it hasn't changed. Like when people, a lot of people there, I mean, you'd have to be, your head has to be in the ground to not acknowledge that it's different. What is it? Ostrich.
Starting point is 01:39:07 Yeah, ostrich. Cowardice. Cowardice, ostrich, yeah. Ostrich. It's an easy solution. Cowardice is an easy solution to everything. We can move along, we can move beyond from COVID and talk about other things, right?
Starting point is 01:39:16 But cowardice is an easy solution for nearly everything. That's why it's so prevalent. Because when you're a coward, you can make an excuse to do nearly anything. Oh, I should have done this, but maybe there's a risk of, there's always a fucking risk. There's a risk with everything involved.
Starting point is 01:39:28 If you get to be a coward, now you have the excuse to do nothing. And that's what people want, because they're all lazy fucks. Well, the good news is there used to be, in the 80s, the 90s, a great way to be a coward, right? You clock out, you go home, you have a coke and a smile,
Starting point is 01:39:40 you sit in your lounge chair, and you watch fucking friends, okay? But even that life has been taken away. There is no middle class existence anymore. So now they're, it's like, what are you doing, dude? There's nothing for you now. Yeah, and as, I keep going back to COVID, I don't want to, but in fact, let's change it.
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Starting point is 01:42:32 Let me take my jacket off. Oh, shit. It's real now. Is it the gun show? Oh. Don't you dare bring those out. We're in Texas. We got it, bro.
Starting point is 01:42:39 We're gonna see the, what is it? You have the cobra on the arm, right? Oh, shit, that's right. And can we discuss your accent as well, please? Yeah, it's fucked up. So what is this? I'm a mongrel. What are you?
Starting point is 01:42:51 So you're from London? A little bit of London. And U.S. He's American. U.S. And then what else is like South, we thought South Africa for a minute. South Africa?
Starting point is 01:43:00 Well, at first when you couldn't, because you actually have lived in different places, your accent isn't like clearly from somewhere. So it kind of sounds, you kind of like, wait, I think he's British, but maybe not like, you know. Yeah, I was in America until I was about 10 between Washington, D.C. and this really awesome place called Indiana.
Starting point is 01:43:17 Yeah. I was in Indiana and then I moved to Luton, England. And Luton has a unique accent because no one's from England, everyone's from Iraq. So it's kind of strange there. And then I grew up there and then I spent a whole bunch of time in Eastern Europe. Okay.
Starting point is 01:43:33 Yeah, so that's why it's kind of messed up. There's everything. It's different. And you brought the cobra out. Let's see it, dude. We've been waiting to see this for years. It starts here and it goes all the way down here, yeah. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:43:41 The right hand. Okay, it's the power, right? It's the power, yeah. That hand has delivered some fucking blows, man. We just saw Mr. Germany. I wonder what he's doing now. Cause that was a good 10 years ago. You hit him right on the button too, that was.
Starting point is 01:43:51 Fuck him. Yeah. That was like 10 years ago. I thought, you know what? You know what? I'd actually, I'm petty like this, right? I'd love to like find him on Facebook, track him down. Find his address.
Starting point is 01:44:00 Pull up in my Bugatti Chiron. Yes, I have one. Pull up out front in my $5 million car. Yeah. Like, hey bro, just wondering how life's been since I kicked the fuck out of you. Cause my life's gone pretty good. I mean, I got the Bugatti in a German bitch.
Starting point is 01:44:15 You know what? She's about to happen to her. So what are you doing? Oh, you're fat now. Safe. Safe. See you later. Toodle-Doo.
Starting point is 01:44:24 You think I'm not gonna make a YouTube series on this shit? Keep watching Tate's speech. Toodle-Doo. This is the future. Happy New Year. This is exactly what I'm gonna do. Happy New Year.
Starting point is 01:44:31 All right, here's one. Tell me what you think of this guy. He has, I think, this is about what he looks for in a woman. So you might cry cause you can't have my talk, ladies. I'm sorry. You may fucking hate me for it. Been hated for it more than once. I am fucking one.
Starting point is 01:44:48 Fuck you hard. Wicked. Tears and twirlips to pieces. Red Mammoth, fucking crazy shit. I am father talk bitches. You must be 120 or less. You must be solid-minded. You must be fucking sexy.
Starting point is 01:45:05 You must be grift, fucking sweet. I'm not gonna go for it unless you're not. So that's Lord. He watches Tate's speech. Yeah, he does. He's just, you know, he's just, he's a good list. 120 or less, dressed sexy, kind of be compliant is what I got from that.
Starting point is 01:45:25 You know the problem with this whole space because I kind of accidentally got thrown into this whole red pill girl pickup space. And I don't really think I'm there so much. I really try and focus on masculine excellence because a lot of the dudes in that space are trying to compensate massively. Like there's only so much game you can learn
Starting point is 01:45:41 if you're clearly a fucking dork, right? When a nerd comes to me and goes, I'm a total nerd, I wanna learn game. Like, bro, if you need to learn more than game, because you literally, you look like a bitch. My girlfriend will beat the fuck out of you. How do you help that guy? But he already knows the answers.
Starting point is 01:45:55 How you help him is to tell him the truth because he already knows what he needs to do. He's just not doing it. So what does he have to do? Just make a ton of money and- It's not even about money. And be successful and powerful. It's not even about money.
Starting point is 01:46:04 It's gotta grow a backbone to begin with. You gotta grow a backbone and you can do that by if you improve your physicality, you usually improve your mentality along with it. And men are expected to be wise and interesting. He needs stories. You're not gonna have stories that you've taken risk.
Starting point is 01:46:16 You need to get some balls. You need to get some balls and live a life. I told him, man, go get on the train in Portugal and ride it for three weeks all the way to Singapore and think about what a fucking punk you are. And at least you'll end it with some stories. Like, what the fuck? Like, you have plenty of time to reflect
Starting point is 01:46:31 on what a bitch you are. Go into the bathroom and look in the mirror, look deep in your eyes and say, yeah, I wouldn't fuck me either. Like, what do you want me to do? What game do you want? You scrawny as a motherfucker. Like, what do you want me to do?
Starting point is 01:46:43 You just have to look deep into his own eyes. Yeah, no, no. You have to look deep into your own eyes. That's why I would never fuck you. Never. And that needs to change. You should be a murderer. Well, that's actually my brother's saying.
Starting point is 01:46:55 My brother. Look deep into your own eyes. My brother wakes up. That's hateful as fuck, you know, I like that a lot. My brother wakes up and before we train, he hands me a cigar and a whiskey. And he goes, he gives me this whiskey and he goes, go to the mirror, look deep into your own eyes
Starting point is 01:47:11 and offer that man a drink. What does that fucking mean? That's really funny. That's fantastic. So, but my point is a lot of these guys are absolutely not really delusional and masculine and masculine excellence is genuinely the mental origin for all these things, right?
Starting point is 01:47:28 You have to be very, very realistic of who you are and what you're aiming for. Well, let me tell you, this era does not want masculine. Ask, ask, ask, excellence. I'm raising two little boys right now and I don't want them fucking weenie-fied, which is a lot of the reason I love Texas. Yeah, because it's hard.
Starting point is 01:47:46 It's not easy because every single one of us, every single one of us to some degree is an empty vessel. We're all programmed. There's no such thing as escaping the slave mind. You must just to some degree understand who is programming you and understand if you really want those characteristics. Most people are repeating opinions
Starting point is 01:48:03 and I'm saying where did you get that opinion from? They can't remember where they got it from. They don't know who even told them. They don't know why they so fervently believe in it. They're just told, they're programmed. You need to genuinely analyze your brain, defrag every single opinion you strongly have and identify where it came from
Starting point is 01:48:17 and if that person has your best interests at heart. And what they're trying to do, especially with young men, is program them because we're all empty vessels and what you have to do as an adult, as a parent, is to program your child stronger than all of society. It's not an easy job because all of society from the YouTube videos to the TV shows to the school, every single thing is trying to program them
Starting point is 01:48:35 in one direction. You have to combat that and that's not an easy job. And if you just sit there and get lazy about it, you will fucking lose. We're all programmed. All of us are programmed to some degree. So it's a scary thing. That's what it's fat fuck.
Starting point is 01:48:46 He's delusional. He's delusional on every level and you need to hold yourself accountable. The reason I talk about women the way I do is because I hold myself to such a high standard as an individual. I don't make mistakes, I'm a professional. I know exactly how to act and exactly what to do.
Starting point is 01:49:01 I do not need a woman to motivate me to be my mother, to convince me to put the video games down. Please stop smoking weed. Everything I've done fantastic, I've done completely. I did it without you. My life's amazing in every single possible metric. Now I'm gonna allow you to join it and therefore you're gonna bend to my reality and my will.
Starting point is 01:49:17 That's not maybe an arrogant and a psycho. That's me just being completely realistic about my achievements as an individual. It's a pretty good case. Cobra, I am exhausted. What woman can keep up with you? You so much energy. That's why I have a few.
Starting point is 01:49:28 Jess, I was gonna say, I don't want to start a half my love. I'm gonna take it easy on them. Fuck. I'm a nice guy. You're very intense. Yeah, I'm a nice guy. You know, I'm like, listen, you've had your,
Starting point is 01:49:36 okay, tomorrow, boom, I spread them out. And that's me being kind. Do you train every day? Every day. And it's just part of your routine. It's part of my, now I don't fight professionally anymore, but now it's just part of my routine, just 45 minutes an hour, whatever in the morning.
Starting point is 01:49:49 Just a, you know, it's part of my routine. Pilates, what do you do, right? Pilates, come on. Pilates. Well, I live with my brother and my cousin. Yoga. Yeah, I live with my brother and my cousin. I try and beat one of them up,
Starting point is 01:50:00 but if you spar all the time, you get injuries or whatever. So I'll lift weights or we'll push the sled around or whatever, whatever. We'll find something to do, but I train every day, yeah. But yeah, he had a good, I think, I was gonna say, this is Lord Fetsmoker. I think he has one more thing here.
Starting point is 01:50:14 I strive for fucking perfection. Oh. Sorry, perfection. He's stealing from you. He must be under 120 pounds for starters, period. You were over 120 pounds. You were drunk on top of that. I just suck on my chocolate a little bit,
Starting point is 01:50:33 just because I'm a good sport. I am an elite fucking force, look at this neck. I do not want to get on somebody that's not fucking solid, at least fairly solid. So I like it. I love this guy. Unfortunately, he passed away. Aw, I was about to invite him out to Romania.
Starting point is 01:50:53 Let's go pimping. Let's go pimping, G. Can I have two more coffees, please? Oh, he had to fucking ask? Again? That was supposed to be what? Unprompted. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:51:06 No, but yeah, look, there's a whole bunch of delusion in this space. And it's not just these guys, there's loads of guys, and I have a load of guys who are credible in this space who like invite me on and stuff, and I sit there listening to the things they want from a woman, and they don't understand the reality. The reality of the world is that beautiful women
Starting point is 01:51:19 have all the choices in the world. If they have all the choices in the world, and you're not competitive, how the fuck are you gonna pull it off with a bit of gain? We also talk about money. I wanna make something clear about money. Getting rich is probably the worst thing that can happen to the majority of men.
Starting point is 01:51:33 Most men are not ready for money. And I say this because I was broke for a very long time that the very difficult life and then became rich. That's why I am, because money amplifies. So if you're the man first, and then you get rich, you're the man. If you're a punk, and then you get rich, now you're a massive punk.
Starting point is 01:51:49 We were just talking about this before you came, like. Thanks. Wow. Thanks, my friend. We were just talking about this. But it happens with crypto kids, right? I had one kid come to me, some 20-year-old kid who caught a pump, some stupid coin, whatever.
Starting point is 01:51:59 He made $86 million. Damn. And he came to me and he was like, Tate, I need your help that I have $86 million. My life's still shit. It's like, yeah, because now you're just a sugar daddy to a bunch of hoes who don't give a fuck about you and you're a robbery target and you're just hiding.
Starting point is 01:52:11 And like, your life's over now. Like, you should have been the man first. You could have been a big G first. You can't even fucking pull a firearm. Like, what are you doing? That's the worst thing that could happen to you because now you're never gonna wanna work hard. You're never gonna wanna network.
Starting point is 01:52:22 You're never gonna learn the skills before the modern period of wealth creation. Because in Hustler's University, I teach people how to make money fast. Anybody. As much money as you possibly can quickly. But in the old way, the old world, the only way you could make money was
Starting point is 01:52:36 by talking to people, networking, sales, influence, all these things you'd learn lessons along the way. By the time you had the money, you learned a lot about life. But now you can skip all the lessons and just get the fucking money. And these dudes are a mess, right? So wealth is the worst thing that can happen to people. So we talk about how, oh, money attracts girls.
Starting point is 01:52:53 No, it fucking doesn't. Because in the realm of a beautiful woman, everybody's rich. She will only go on dates with a man who has a nice car and pays her dinner. She may not know who's richer than the other, but in her view, men just have money. I talk to beautiful women like genuine tens.
Starting point is 01:53:07 Oh, well, men have money. They don't even consider some men or porcs. I never spoke into one. They don't know. All men just have money from the sky. Men just have money. That's a great point. It's normal for them, right?
Starting point is 01:53:17 It's kind of like having arms, right? It's not enough to attract her. She just expects it to be there. It's like, oh yeah, you have money. And if you don't have money, she'll be like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Yeah. So if you do.
Starting point is 01:53:28 So she has to then choose between really the guys, they all have money to begin with. So now she's looking actually to the next layer. Completely. So now it's all the other qualities come in. The given is money. So money will qualify you to try. That's it.
Starting point is 01:53:42 And it's not gonna attract a woman purely unless you're literally paying her day rate and she's a hooker. So people talk about money attracting women. I know a bunch of dorks with a bunch of money and no pussy. Because I was like, because you're still a fucking nerd, G. You're still a fucking nerd.
Starting point is 01:53:57 God, I missed that word. But they are nerd. I use that word purposefully. Because it's intrinsic. It's like back to school. You're a nerd. You're a fucking nerd, dude. I was a nerd.
Starting point is 01:54:06 I am a nerd. But you are, and money amplifies. I say this all the time. If you see a dude get out of a Lambo. Yeah, a fucking nerd. If you see a dude get out of a Lambo and he's a skinny little guy with glasses, you're like, oh, tech dork, total nerd.
Starting point is 01:54:18 If you see a guy get out of a Lambo and he's big, tall, strong, Cobra tattoo, big G, you're like, okay, mafia boss. It amplifies. The Lambo amplifies. It doesn't change who you are. And money's the same. Money's an amplifier.
Starting point is 01:54:30 Well, because you were this guy before you had a lot of money. I suspect you had your swag before. I missed being poor. I loved it. I loved being broke. I'd loved going out thinking, I need to find a bitch tonight
Starting point is 01:54:41 because I need somewhere to sleep. I missed those days. Can I tell you how I knew this one was a winner, by the way? Tell me. So we met, I met Tommy Buns when he was just 23 years old, okay? And I knew he was a fucking winner.
Starting point is 01:54:53 I've said this before on this podcast because he carried himself like a fucking winner. We didn't have two dimes to rub together for quite a minute, my love. But I knew the way he carried himself, he was a capable man. You know what I'm saying? I respect that, yeah.
Starting point is 01:55:09 He always had the hustle, the vibe in him too. Like he's not gonna be some fucking loser, dude. I knew it. I also, when I saw it, I was like, hey, bitch. And he did that to it, like that. No, but you know what? That's a really important point because the world often talks about fake it
Starting point is 01:55:23 till you make it. And I'm like, no. There's nothing fake about belief. I knew I was gonna be the big G before I was the big G. There's nothing fake about belief. I knew what I was gonna be. There's nothing fake about belief. So if you truly believe, then it can be carried
Starting point is 01:55:35 and women can detect that. Women are always with guys with ambition. You don't need to have the money. You need to have the ambition to feel it. And if they can feel it and they know you're about it, then that's enough. You don't actually need the physical cash. No, that's what I tell girls
Starting point is 01:55:47 when they're looking 20 year old, 30 year old women with me. How do I find, I go look at the guy that's got the hustle. I don't give a fuck if he's a garbage man, but he's got that hustle to be the best fucking or maybe he wants to own a chain of garbage. It's what it's gonna be later. Not now, not now. By the way, do you know who Kevin Samuels is?
Starting point is 01:56:03 Yes. You do? I know who he is. The black guy with the suit. I love this guy's stuff. It is his, here's the thing that I love about him. He cuts out all bullshit. He is completely direct. I think we pulled some of my favorite interactions
Starting point is 01:56:17 with him, with women. Winter is coming. No more hot girls summer, no more twerking. Once you're over 35 or 40 years old, what do you have? You got bad knees, bunions, and type one diabetes. Oh, this is, I like when he actually does the, he does the interactions with a woman who's like trying to get advice.
Starting point is 01:56:43 But he made a really important point. And do you know what's so attractive about younger women? Cause a lot of these dudes talk about fertility and looks and stuff. I don't actually think it's that. I think that in the modern world, in the days of old, right? You'd meet a woman, you get married,
Starting point is 01:56:55 you'd be together, whatever, whatever. In the modern world, if I meet a girl who's 33 and single, I know the amount of dick that's been through her before me, it's just simply unattractive. I don't care how nice you are, but you're 33 years old. How many men have fuck, if I get a 19 year old girl, I might be your second or third man, right?
Starting point is 01:57:10 I'm gonna be dude number fucking 29. And all the trauma and heartbreak and bullshit they put you through, you're gonna try and bring to my door. Like, well, my last man cheat, I'll give a fuck. I don't care. Like, why is that my problem? So if you pick up older women, you have to accept they've been on the carousel longer,
Starting point is 01:57:26 they've had more fucking rides, more spins. I don't want that shit. So you'd like 19, 20. I want, the younger she is, the younger and the more beautiful she is, the less men she slept with. Another reason I like beautiful women is not for the objective beauty.
Starting point is 01:57:39 I say this all the time. If I see a truly beautiful girl, I'm not like, wow, she's beautiful. I'm like, you know what? She has so much choice. That cunt is so, sorry. That woman is so picky. Can't use that word.
Starting point is 01:57:51 All right, it's like the caviar of women, right? Yeah, she's so picky that she's gonna be very, very selective with who she slept with. And you like that. Well, I like that she had less men. Like the most beautiful women on average just slept with less men than an average chick.
Starting point is 01:58:03 Cause average chicks are insecure, right? So when I see a beautiful young woman, I know that she has a very low body count. And that, and also, no, but the truth is this, women's mentality is absolutely connected to sex. If a woman sleeps with a bunch of men, it's harder to penetrate her mind and make her fall in love with you.
Starting point is 01:58:19 It is unattractive too. And it's unattractive. But if she's had 30 dudes inside of her, she really didn't think, you know what? This guy's so, so, so special. Or she's gonna think, you know what? He talked to me real, let's go get a new guy. And that's what they think, right?
Starting point is 01:58:29 So they're much harder to contain and control. Whereas if a woman's only been with a few guys, she's much more likely to fall in love with you, be a better partner, et cetera. Oh, so you're afraid of losing. Not afraid. The older one. First, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Starting point is 01:58:38 You used the word afraid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like that word. Hey, check your fucking self. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so stupid. I don't like that word. I'm so stupid. Because we-
Starting point is 01:58:46 You don't like losing. No. I'll say that you're competitive, you don't like to lose and you might lose the older woman. I don't like the word afraid. And the reason I'm very, very particular with how I speak, the reason I'm very, very particular with the things I say, and I'm very, very particular when people talk to me
Starting point is 01:58:59 and I analyze certain words is because we live in a world now where semantics are used to our detriment. People are using very, very selective words and they're using them to control the world, e.g. pandemic. There isn't one, but they say it. So now it becomes true. So when you say the word afraid, it implies fear.
Starting point is 01:59:13 Choice is not related to fear, right? I have a choice. I have options and I will not choose a negative option or a detrimental option or an option which is less favorable than the other one. It doesn't mean I'm afraid. But what is the negative option? Why is it negative?
Starting point is 01:59:27 It's negative because the likelihood of her falling completely in love with you and staying loyal to you and really believing you're the only man for her after being through so much trauma and so many men and sleep with so many dudes and having her heart broken and having those memories of her ex and all that crap she's been through is far less likely than meeting a nice, young,
Starting point is 01:59:43 beautiful girl who hasn't been with many men and she goes, you know what? This is the guy I like him. Every woman who knows this and every man who watches this can be honest. Women fall in love with the person they lose over Ginny too or their second or third guy. They really remember them.
Starting point is 01:59:53 They really love them. Any woman who's slept with 50 dudes, she doesn't even remember who most of them are. She doesn't care. If a woman slept with a bunch of men before you, she's less likely to stick it out through a difficult period of relationship. She's more likely to just say, you know what?
Starting point is 02:00:02 New answers, new dick. That's a pretty good answer. And that's the truth. So why would I put myself in a position? To be hurt. Not to be hurt, to waste my time. Like it's a time waste, right? Women who have slept with a bunch of men are more likely to-
Starting point is 02:00:14 I love you, what about those words, Cobra? That's beautiful. Keep going. Let's keep going. Let's have feelings together. Now, let me make something clear. If I meet a beautiful 30 year old woman, I'm not saying I won't sleep with her.
Starting point is 02:00:28 That's pretty fucking old. 30? I know. What are you, crazy? There's been times I was drunk. But I'm not saying I won't sleep with her, but I'm certainly gonna look at her and go 30 and now you're just newly single?
Starting point is 02:00:41 How have your life not an order yet? Yeah, what's going on with you? What's wrong with you? And it really is true, because everyone denies this, I'm telling you. If a woman sleeps with a bunch of men, her ability to pair up on, that's a real thing. Women are slept with a bunch of men,
Starting point is 02:00:52 they don't find a man and attach to him correctly. They're always thinking- You know what, I will say, and this is totally politically incorrect too, is that because we carry the repercussions of sexual conduct, we're the ones left with the bag. So to me, yes, I was never into banging lots of-
Starting point is 02:01:12 As you shouldn't be. Well, because you think it's an unconscious thing, it's like, well, God, if this guy busts nuts in me, like, he doesn't even like me, I don't even know that. So you just nailed it? I want your jizz inside of me, I don't even know you. No, but you just nailed it. This is the exact point, right?
Starting point is 02:01:26 Because you have to look at humans from a societal standpoint and an evolutionary standpoint. Evolutionarily, females found a man, got pregnant and stayed attached to that man. So it's, women are not evolutionarily wired to be jumping from dick to dick to dick to dick to dick to dick to dick and stay mentally sane. Men can do that, we can stay sane, we don't give a shit.
Starting point is 02:01:42 Women for the longest period of- Don't nod your head, yes. Here we come. For the longest period of human history, women didn't do this. Don't do this, he's so happy, Tom's happy. This is his contentment. What are you doing to my husband?
Starting point is 02:01:54 You need to leave, sir. He scripted me. He's gonna move to Romania now. He told me what to say. But no, it's true, right? Promiscuity amongst females is something that's like 50 years old. And it's brand new.
Starting point is 02:02:08 And women can't, they're not mentally evolved for it. For 5,000 years, they weren't that way. I usually think, I don't care. We haven't studied that. I don't care, but I do find it unattractive. Like when a woman's like, I've slept with fuckin' 80. Can I tell you something? But I find it unattractive in a male.
Starting point is 02:02:25 I understand that. Who has the same behavior. I was repulsed by men that would say, oh, I've banged 57. I'm like, something's wrong with you, bro. I don't think that's normal for anybody to just body count. That's a good point. That's fuckin' gross.
Starting point is 02:02:37 That's a good point. Now, I think the strangest thing about that is that you'd tell a girl that. Like, I would never sit there with a woman. Yeah, I wanna know. That's stupid. That's stupid. I mean, is it true?
Starting point is 02:02:46 Yeah, of course. Probably. But I would never sit there and be like, yeah. Cause I think that's just weird. It's gross. It's gross. But I think, I also think that women intrinsically, cause we're looking at women from an evolutionary
Starting point is 02:02:58 perspective and men from an evolutionary perspective with a high enough value male, women don't expect monogamy and they don't expect you. Definitely true. They look at Chris Brown in the club. You think they're thinking he's gonna be loyal to me? I don't fucking know. They don't care.
Starting point is 02:03:10 They don't care. They're looking for status. He has enough status. I don't care if he's loyal. So my point is if you were single right now, if you were single and you're out and you meet a guy who's like, you know, a multimillionaire, good looking, you know, masculine, whatever owns a bunch of shit,
Starting point is 02:03:26 you wouldn't be like, this guy probably hasn't been with many women. Well, that's a different ballpark. But I'm saying you might be attracted to him. You still be, you would, your brain tells you this guy has options. Yeah, of course. And this is my point.
Starting point is 02:03:38 And I think that, I think that women to some degree tolerate male promiscuity cause it's evolutionarily designed inside of men. I don't know. It's more cultural too. Like in Eastern Europe, for instance. It's more normal. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:03:51 France, normal, America. No way. And I'm not talking about it from societal perspective. I'm saying just the fact that female promiscuity as a whole is a very, very detrimental way to live your life as a woman. I don't think, I don't think there's any happiness in that. I think if a woman runs around jumping on dick to dick to dick, I think they genuinely,
Starting point is 02:04:07 these are the people on the most Xanax, drink the most. They're the saddest people. They're not happy. I can't imagine it's good for you. They're not happy. And those abs and stuff, I don't think it's good for humanity personally. It's not.
Starting point is 02:04:15 Whereas I think if a man is out there and he's sleeping with a bunch of chicks, I don't think it hurts him mentally. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. We don't know. I do.
Starting point is 02:04:23 I know. Well, look at you. I mean, you ask me. You're perfect. Ask me. You're perfect. Does fucking all those bitches hurt you mentally? I don't want to ask.
Starting point is 02:04:31 Ask. Look yourself, look at yourself in the mirror. Deep in my eyes. Deep in your own eyes. I know the answer. You ask yourself. I know the answer. Deep into my own eyes.
Starting point is 02:04:39 Wait, can I point out it's called, this is called Tramp Talk. The show behind him is Tramp Talk, which is fucking brilliant. Andrew, has it hurt you to sleep with all these women? Oh God, don't make him answer it. What do you think his fucking answer's gonna be, Tom? I think there's two ways to look at this.
Starting point is 02:04:56 I talk so much. I'm sorry. The men who are out here only trying to have sex with women and have no emotional connection, they're weirdos. A lot of this red pill, how to get girls stuff, a lot of them are like that as well. They're like the peak masculine life is just to have a bunch of women that you barely know
Starting point is 02:05:11 and that's stupid. That's fucking ridiculous, right? Every man, if you want to have a good life, you need to have a good relationship with a good woman. When you get sick, it's your woman who's gonna care, not your boys, right? But you can love her and she can love you with all her heart.
Starting point is 02:05:24 You can love each other. You can be prepared to take a bullet for her. And still fuck other bitches. That's what I'm saying. You don't say, it's no big deal. It's no big deal. We gotta do, we gotta do, we gotta do. So I've got the women who I really care about and I love,
Starting point is 02:05:36 but I've also got the other women who's just like. Okay, but what about, but we have children and stuff. What if, what if your boys find out dad's a pimp? Oh shit. What was the worst that could happen? I have two little pimps. Can we move on? Is there another clip we could show?
Starting point is 02:05:48 Dad's pipping. Yeah, here you go. Bro, I can't. I have a hard time. I'm five three. How much do you weigh? That's none of your business. I told you I was fat.
Starting point is 02:05:57 Oh, okay. We don't play that shit on my show. You get your big fat ass on somewhere. I don't deal with you big sassy ass bros. I love him. Oh, he's the best. You think you can get out here and be like Danny's big ass,
Starting point is 02:06:13 go knock yourself out. But I would be remiss to try to tell you as an image consultant and as a person and a professional that you can be five three and weigh so much that you don't even want to tell somebody how much you weigh and think you're gonna get a man to marry you. A high value man. So you go ahead and go on back over and get your two piece
Starting point is 02:06:34 or three piece or whatever you got coming from, you know, Chick-fil-A or Popeyes. Wait, the best is the dismissive like the mouse when he's like, so you go ahead, the look away. But he's right. But no, but doesn't that say a law about the world we now live in where when you tell some women the truth,
Starting point is 02:06:54 they're flabbergasted? Absolutely. Like how are you flabbergasted by the fact that a man with options doesn't want you? Can I say something now, Calvertate? That I thought for sure that people would hate fat models, okay? I fucking abhor fat models.
Starting point is 02:07:08 I don't wanna see somebody that looks worse than me modeling the clothes I'm aspiring to be this person, right, you know what I'm saying? I asked this guy, we both know him. I go, do you like fat models? He goes, yeah, I love, I love women. Slave mind, slave mind, fucking lie. You know what, you know what it is.
Starting point is 02:07:26 Let me tell you something about the world because I haven't told you enough yet. I know you think that this is supposed to go on for two hours or something. We just got fucking warmed up. We just got started. Sorry production staff, I'm not done. Let me tell you something about the world.
Starting point is 02:07:36 When you're not prepared to fight, if you're not prepared to fight to defend an idea, and this is actually something you can extrapolate to the whole world works, right? When you find men who are physically capable or with high testosterone levels, we're allowed to have ideas which are abstract because if someone disagrees with us,
Starting point is 02:07:52 we're prepared to defend them. If you're a little bitch, what you do is you go through life and you say things that are completely socially acceptable because you don't wanna ever have to defend your point. But I believe this guy genuinely likes to take your win, man. No, he's a punk, and he saw on Twitter he's supposed to like it,
Starting point is 02:08:05 so now he likes it. That's what he is, he's slave minded because he's afraid to say something which he's gonna have to defend. Who was it? I'll write it down for you. Yeah. Give me his fucking name. I'm coming for you. I'm gonna pull up outside you
Starting point is 02:08:21 and I'm done with that German fuck. What's he saying? Pussy. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Pussy. Pussy. P-U-S-S-Y. He's a Nama pussy, he's not pussy. I know what he's saying. I know what Andrew means. No, but you can like a thick girl, whatever, whatever. I'm not saying that.
Starting point is 02:08:35 But we're talking about these women who are models, we're just clearly unattractive. I agree, delusion. You know what the other one that's fucking bullshit? This one really bothers me. Is when somebody, sometimes it's a famous person, sometimes it's just a regular person, is overweight, loses a bunch of weight, right?
Starting point is 02:08:53 And then people go, you know what though? You're beautiful and both, you're beautiful now but you were also beautiful then. And you go, wait a minute, but that's not true. Like you lost, first of all, you lost all that weight. That's great, we should celebrate that. And now you are physically more attractive. But don't you see that when the matrix
Starting point is 02:09:18 and the people in charge of it try their very best to destroy objective reality. When they deliberately convince you things that aren't true, when they destroy objective reality, your mind is now fully open for programming. That is a woman because she says she's a woman. That is attractive because they said, this is a pandemic. I work hard, inflation is good.
Starting point is 02:09:39 Give me my fifth booster injection. It's destroying your mind to the point where you're completely open for programming. That's why they purport these lies. They purport the fallacy to wipe your brain of any independent thoughts so they can inject the slave programming. It's Newspeak, it's Orwellian Newspeak.
Starting point is 02:09:58 They're not pedophiles, they're what? They're a minor attracted person. You know that's a new thing? I call them targets, that's what I call them for. Do you know that that's a new term for real? That's a new term for real. Minor attracted person. Listen, I got bullets that need using, so it's not a problem.
Starting point is 02:10:16 But this is the point, right? This is the point of the world now, that every single objective reality has been destroyed in real time. There's no longer any baseline of humanity. Nothing makes sense anymore. Men are women, women are dogs, dogs are men. I'm a panda, it's just like,
Starting point is 02:10:31 and they're just injecting the slave programming all day long, all these slaves out here. And then I walk in to buy a coffee and the slave's like, where you're most? I'm like, listen, I get upset by these things. That was like maybe two. Me too, I'm fired up. That was like two years ago.
Starting point is 02:10:46 I'm going back to that coffee shop. My next taste speech, next time I'm in Germany, I'm going back to the same one. And that bitch better hope God, he ain't working. So I'm gonna walk in maskless, do you remember me? People are like, no, but you're a fucking about to. And I'm gonna give him a nice three minute to raid before the German police arrest my ass.
Starting point is 02:11:07 Tate speech is coming, fuck him. Just after I visit the German, I knock the fuck out. Then I'm gonna go back to Spain and find Pedro and this pussy, whatever his name is, give me his name as well. I'm through the world tour. I've had enough, I need to do something. Look, look at this.
Starting point is 02:11:21 I know, send me the words. So much for that question. I use the term minor attractive person or map in the title and throughout the book for multiple reasons. First of all, because I think it's important to use terminology for groups. Members of that group want others to use for that. And advocacy groups like before you act
Starting point is 02:11:40 have advocated for a slave programming. They're trying to put it in my brain for it primarily because it's less stigmatizing than other terms. This is Haram, Haram, send her to Saudi. Let her repeat this shit. Haram, we need the will of God. We need Allah. Listen, I'm ready for the asteroid.
Starting point is 02:12:00 I've had enough. No, I am so ready. Look, there's 72 virgins awaiting me. Just bring it on. This is all done. I've had enough. The slave programming, they're trying to put it in my mind. It hurts me.
Starting point is 02:12:13 They're trying to inject it. And I have to rebel against the slave everywhere I look. I can't even watch. I know you guys are on Netflix. I can't even watch that shit anymore. If I see one more 110 pound woman beat the shit out of 50 big dudes, I'm gonna lose my fucking mind. What are you talking about?
Starting point is 02:12:27 What show is this? Every show. Wait, 100 said no. There was some show, a CSI or some crap and there's some Israeli Krav Maga girl in it. And she's like, I'm from Israel. So, hey, yeah, hey, yeah, I'm like, bitch, I would fuck you up so fast.
Starting point is 02:12:41 You ain't ready. Grab, you ain't ready for me. I'm like, put me in the show. Let me be the bad guy. I'll show you he-ya. You ain't ready to be on the fucking first plane back to Tel Aviv with a busted eye. Bullshit.
Starting point is 02:12:53 Can I tell you my dream? Bullshit lies. I wish every motherfucker that took down my fucking TikToks, every piece of shit that reports me to TikTok that cobertate shows up at your fucking house, that you need to give your address and this motherfucker shows up. I'm doing a world tour.
Starting point is 02:13:10 I would love it. I'm ready. A troll tour and just these fucking babies. I don't know if I'm allowed to say this on YouTube, I'm not gonna say anyway. I did actually knock on a guy's door once from Twitter. No, did you really? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:13:23 Did you know Deandre did this, right? Is it Deandre? No, no, no, not Deandre. Deontay. Deontay Wilder. Deontay Wilder, there was a guy who talked shit and it's on video. This guy talked shit and Deontay Wilder showed up at a gym
Starting point is 02:13:41 that the guy was like, no, no, no, no. This is gonna happen right now. I love that. Yeah, this is real. I love that. Yeah, yeah, this internet troll. Oh yeah, yeah, Charlie's on and off. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 02:13:51 Yeah, dude. This guy talked shit and then he chased him. He was like, no, this is not over. He's like, you talk shit to me. Good. This is what the world needs more of. And look, he just fucking. Good.
Starting point is 02:14:03 Well, then you want to talk shit no more, dude. That's how, but that's how we used to do it on the score. And he was like, all right, oh, he's like, no, over. So wait, I just wanted to highlight that, but you had a guy on Twitter that talked to you. Right, so about three years ago, there is a liberal guy. I can't, for some reason, his name has escaped my mind, but if you look up banter teacher,
Starting point is 02:14:18 he was an English teacher who banned the word banter in the class. He banned the word banter? Yeah, he's a real fat guy, pure, super liberal. What's his name? Michael something. And he was always begging for money on Twitter because banter, B-A-N-T-E-R, teacher bans banter.
Starting point is 02:14:35 Look that up and you'll see it. And he was always begging for money on Twitter because the right wing guys have Mike Stutchbury. That's him. So this dude, he was constantly crying on Twitter. I need mental support. Can anyone give me like a go fund me because of the right wing and all this crap, right?
Starting point is 02:14:53 So he started running his mouth to me on Twitter because he didn't let me tell him the truth about the world. Telling me I'm misogynist and all this shit, da, da, da, da, and just running his mouth to me. And by absolute freak coincidence, I didn't even try. Someone's like, you know he lives in Luton, right? I was like, no fucking way.
Starting point is 02:15:08 Which is where you were. That's where you were on front of. He's like, yeah, he lives in Luton. I was like, and then I was going back to London because I just bought a new Aston Martin vanquishess. You know, one of them things. You know, you leave Romani on the jet, you go, you pick up your new Aston.
Starting point is 02:15:18 What's the first place you're gonna go? And I was like, you know what? By coincidence, he just wrote some more shit. Corporate, misogynist, feminist, da, da, da. I was like, fuck you. So I drove to his house. Let me see if I can find it. But I went and knocked on his door.
Starting point is 02:15:32 And he had a full mental breakdown. Oh, he had a full mental breakdown. And what'd you say to him? Well, this is the funny thing, right? Here it is. Let me find it. Here we go. So he's blocked me now.
Starting point is 02:15:48 So he used to say he doesn't drink, but this is me taking a picture of his trash can with all those wine bottles. He's like, why say you don't drink, you alcoholic fuck. So I'm at his door, but I'm not a violent guy. I don't want to hit the guy. I don't go to jail, right? I just want to talk to him.
Starting point is 02:16:00 I just want to say hello. Like you make fun of me all day. Can I say hello? So I went and knocked on his door and he starts screaming out the window. I'm calling the police. I'm calling the police. I was like, bro, I've just wanted to show you my new car.
Starting point is 02:16:11 What's the problem? So I started trying to talk to him. The police turn up. The police rock up. Let me find the actual picture of me outside his house because it's beautiful. Let me find it. Holy shit.
Starting point is 02:16:24 Yeah. So the police rock up. And what I said was very simple. I said, look, I'm a Jehovah's Witness. I want to spread the word of the Lord. I didn't know knocking on the door was illegal. And what did the police say? Well, what he's intimidated is I touched the guy.
Starting point is 02:16:39 I didn't know it was illegal. I just want to tell him the name of the Lord. And they're like, well, go away. And then I got a lawyer. And my lawyer is like, well, you've only been warned once. You can be warned four times. I was like, yee-haw. I'm coming back, Mike.
Starting point is 02:16:52 I'm coming back. He actually moved house because of me. He did? Yeah, he left. What? Yeah, he moved house. You should do more troll, like. I told you, I'm doing a world tour.
Starting point is 02:17:04 I'm getting warmed up. I know there's only a matter of time for a band for every single social media. And I don't exist anymore. It's fine. I exist in the real world. In your nightmares. Like Freddie Krueger.
Starting point is 02:17:14 Oh, Tate's been banned for a year and a half. I wonder what he's doing. Knock, knock. That's what. I'm coming. I'll find the picture outside his house because it's absolutely beautiful. I just have to find it.
Starting point is 02:17:23 Now, here's the deal, man, is that some people would accuse you of bullying. That's not bullying. But he was bullying you on Twitter, no? Literally, all he did was insult me. And all I wanted to do was bring him closer to Christ. And he was upset with you on Twitter about what your views?
Starting point is 02:17:38 Telling the truth about Earth. You know, normal things. Just existing. Oh, you're this. You're that. This guy's this. He's this. Stop being a little bitch.
Starting point is 02:17:48 I literally wanted to just record a video. I actually was hoping to have a normal interaction. I thought it'd be funny. I'm 0% the guy who's going to attack someone. I know I come across that way, but I'm actually very intelligent. I'm not going to get fucking arrested for beating some guys on Twitter. So I wanted to just talk to him and record it, and it'd be funny. But he crapped himself so instantly and so monumentally
Starting point is 02:18:05 that it was just like became a thing. I really have Tristan filming, and I was going to ask him, why do you think I'm feminist? But he just completely crapped himself. Really? Oh, yeah, like really bad. He was literally crying out the window, screaming on the phone, calling the police.
Starting point is 02:18:19 Even the police officer was a man and a woman turned up. I said to the woman, like, come on, this is a bit extreme. Look at him. He's crying out the window. And she was kind of like, well, yeah, but you know, he's scared. I'm like, no, this is just gay. There it is. Bam.
Starting point is 02:18:31 There it is. I love my new car. Mi-ha. This is me outside his house, saying I love my new car. There you go. I didn't do nothing. Like, I know this is probably getting in trouble with somebody. Listen, English police, you've arrested me enough, right?
Starting point is 02:18:50 I didn't do nothing. I'm trying to spread the word of the Lord. I'm a Jehovah's Witness. I really want to bring him closer to Christ. Yeah, that was my only intention. That was my only intention. I ain't hurt nobody. Plus you have three more warnings.
Starting point is 02:18:57 You're fine. It's like I zoomed in on his house number on accident. Oops. He's not there anymore. No, he's gone. He's gone. He ran away. What does he say?
Starting point is 02:19:07 So just have these sent to me while waiting for police. Banging on our door was Andrew Tate, kickboxer, and someone else. Someone else was my brother. Yeah. And he looked so, yeah. That's just him having a panic attack. But yeah, yeah, it was, it was, it was, this was a few years ago.
Starting point is 02:19:19 Honestly, like, that has to be pretty scary. If you've talked, if you've talked shit into a fighter, right, you're at your door. That's pretty scary, yeah. Yeah, it is. But, but, but I think Mike Tyson, Mike Tyson said it, right? He said social media has people comfortable with disrespecting each other and pushing their face.
Starting point is 02:19:37 And in the, in the olden way of man, I would never disrespect someone to their face unless I understood there might be a physical confrontation. Absolutely. So you check yourself. There's a consequence. There's a consequence. There's no longer any consequences.
Starting point is 02:19:46 But you learn that in fucking grade school. And you know now, if someone fucks with your kid and hits your kid and your kid hits that kid back, your kid will get in trouble. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Say, for, for protecting themselves. And that's once again conditioning. They're conditioning you.
Starting point is 02:20:00 Crazy. Take the shit sandwich, do nothing. But I have, I tell you this, I told my son, because it's the older one who I told him, I go, that's okay. I go, if you get in trouble, it's okay. I'll defend you. So if anybody ever tries to hurt you, you can, you can hit them as hard as you want.
Starting point is 02:20:13 I'll tell you a story. I'll tell you a story about my dad. This story went viral on one of my Twitter accounts. I got banned, blah, blah. But when I was in school, I was on the bus, on the school bus in Indiana. And there was, I was, how old was I? Six or seven.
Starting point is 02:20:26 And there was these two kids or maybe nine or 10 who used to pick on me from behind. Right. And he used to pick on me on the bus all the time. And I came home to my dad and I said, I picked on him. He goes, well, what are you gonna do about it? I was like, well, I don't know what to do. They're bigger than me.
Starting point is 02:20:35 And he goes, you have a lunch box? I was like, no, that was his answer. So anyway, they kept picking on me, kept picking on me. And after about 10 days, when they were picking on me after about two weeks later, I remember one of them slapped me on the side of the face and it stung and I turned around my lunch box and smashed him clean in the face.
Starting point is 02:20:50 And it was a black, it was a plastic fat man lunch box. It was blue. And when I hit him, it splintered and it cut him. So blood squirting everywhere all over the school bus. Right. And the two bullies are like, now that crap themselves, because the kid they picked on all of a sudden just turned around and smashed him in the face.
Starting point is 02:21:04 So I came home, when after I hit him, I instantly, it was just before, as the bus stopped, I turned around, smashed him and ran off the bus. So as I ran off the bus, I ran all the way home, like scared, because I just hit him. And I got home and I just had the handle of the lunch box. That's all I had left.
Starting point is 02:21:18 And my dad saw me and he instantly said, let's go buy a new lunch box. And we went to the Walmart and he said, I'll buy you as many of these as you need, son. And he bought me a new lunch box and that was the end of my bullying story. No, he bullied me again. That's right.
Starting point is 02:21:30 He didn't ask me who they were. The school called. I don't know what he said to him. He must have told him to fuck off. I never heard about it again. But that was my dad's answer. Oh, my dad didn't come to save me. I kept telling my dad about him.
Starting point is 02:21:38 He's like, no, fix it, fix it. And after I smashed him in the face, my dad bought me a brand new lunch box. He goes, anytime you need a new lunch box, let me know. Otherwise you know what to do. And that was it. And I was never picked on again. That's right.
Starting point is 02:21:49 And I learned my lesson for life. Right? Sometimes you tolerate X and then it gets to Y. You go do what you gotta do. That's right. That's right. But these little fucking beta fucks don't learn those lessons
Starting point is 02:22:01 without allowed to defend yourself. And then they get in positions of power and then they look at fucking Twitter accounts and like he reminds me of that. He reminds, oh, he's living his life. He's enjoying his life. Oh, he laughed. He's smiling.
Starting point is 02:22:11 Bam, bam, bam. Like that's their good mother fucking mind. Even if he doesn't agree with your ideas, who gives a fuck? Who the fuck cares? Why does anybody give a fuck? What anyone else thinks about anything? It's so weird.
Starting point is 02:22:24 It's full, full, full Clown World slave mind. And I mean, look, the programming, it's like, I create my reality very, very carefully. Like I don't even really read my own YouTube comments. I don't really, because it's just bullshit. Like I don't, I really have an existence where I only talk to the people in my network, the people I do business with, my brother,
Starting point is 02:22:47 I live in a country which is sensible. I really am not around much of this, but I accidentally pick up bits of it. But I really try and create my reality very, very carefully because it's actually one of the things that's amazing to me. I said this the other day, everybody understands that you're the sum of the five people you spend the most time with.
Starting point is 02:23:02 Everybody understands that. Damn pain, yeah. Everybody understands that. But they understand that and still hang around with fucking losers. That's true. It's like, is that not the ultimate mark of being a dumb ass?
Starting point is 02:23:12 If you understand that that's the truth and you don't create your friendship and create your reality, then you're a loser. I had a guy join the war room the other day, my private network and he joined and we have multi-millionaires in there. Multi-millionaires in there. We have a billionaire in there.
Starting point is 02:23:24 I bought a Bugatti purely to add Bugatti owners to my network, so we have Bugatti owners in there. We have guys connected to the point where I can't even say on YouTube, right? A guy joined, he's 19 and he ain't nothing. He goes, look, I know I don't have any value to give, but I'm just here to learn and I understand if I stand a chance of escaping the matrix,
Starting point is 02:23:40 you're the man I need to be around. And I was like, you're absolutely intelligent. Instead of spending 19 sitting around and playing video games, that's the smartest thing you could have ever done. His life's gonna change forever, right? Cause he's around people who understand. So all the people out here sit there and go,
Starting point is 02:23:51 yeah, you're the sum of the five people you hang around with the most, yeah. And then go hang around with dickheads. You're an idiot. But most people are like that. Cause they're idiots, right? You have to create your reality and there's nothing wrong with saying to people,
Starting point is 02:24:00 you know what, I've outgrown you. You know what, I'm on a different path to you. You know what, X, Y, Z. Sometimes you've got to cut people off because if you don't create your reality, they have to infect your energy. That is a big one, man. That was the energy.
Starting point is 02:24:10 It's like, it's negativity. It's being around it. I remember cutting off like a really good friend for a good period because of that negative draw, you know? A 100% because as much as I don't wanna sound airy-fairy, I have noticed, I have a saying and it's not a very remarkable saying, but I use it all the time.
Starting point is 02:24:29 And that dumb shit leads to dumb shit. And I say that for an example, like let's say you leave your car unlocked. You're unprofessional, you leave your car unlocked. Now it gets stolen. Now you use a police case. Now dumb shit leads to dumb shit. So when I'm around people who do dumb shit
Starting point is 02:24:41 or unprofessional things or they're not smooth or they don't get their shit right, or they're negative, then I refuse because it comes true. It's like, you make it true. If I hang around with your stupid ass long enough, all the stupid shit you're talking about is gonna happen to me.
Starting point is 02:24:55 So it's like you speak into existence. So I refuse to be around it. Dumb shit leads to dumb shit. Everyone I talk to is such a fucking winner that when I sit around, all I could do is accidentally win. It's like, oh shit, bam, more money. All you can do is win when you're around winners.
Starting point is 02:25:09 It's true, it's true. It's all you can do. So you have to be very, very selective and you have to very, very carefully create your reality. And that's why I created the War Room because it's a global network, but you have to be global and you have to be online nowadays because if you're a normal dude living a normal life,
Starting point is 02:25:23 you're never gonna meet winners in day-to-day life because they're all slaves. So you have to find that guy in Singapore as a winner, those two guys in Dubai who's a winner, one in London, it's hard now. It's getting harder and harder. But yeah, I don't tolerate negativity around me. I refuse to tolerate.
Starting point is 02:25:37 It kind of reminds me. I knocked my own friend out once. I knocked my friend out, so... Sparring? No, no, for real. So I was at my girlfriend's house, I'm about 21. I've got so many stories that make me sound like a psycho. I'm at my girlfriend's house, I'm 21.
Starting point is 02:25:53 Anyway, her ex comes over with five of his friends and they had hammers because he was mad I'm with this chick. I'm with my boy and I'm like, what should we do? My friend's like, what should we do, what should we do? It's like, listen, this has been going on a while, he's been texting me, there's been a problem, let's go out, let's just deal with this. So I go out with my friend and the ex goes to me,
Starting point is 02:26:10 listen, starts threatening me with the hammer. You just have to apologize. He wanted me to say sorry for taking this bitch. So I say sorry to you. Because if you say, because you capitulate, it gets worse, right? So I refuse to say sorry to you. And my friend next to me goes,
Starting point is 02:26:21 well, why don't we just say sorry? You're on, it's five against two. And now the guy on my team is acting like a coward and inspiring the enemy. I turn around and punched him so hard in his fucking face. I knocked my own friend out cold. And you know what those five dudes did after that? Shit themselves.
Starting point is 02:26:38 They're like, Tate's nuts. He just knocked his own boy out before the fight starts. But you have to dismantle the coward next to you if you stand a chance. You can't be rolling with cowards. Cowards are gonna, they're more detriment than anything else. If that fight went down,
Starting point is 02:26:52 do you think he was gonna help me? He would have just fucking run away anyway. So what do I need him for? He's just a mascot for my enemies. Now he's just helping the enemies out. So you have to create your reality. I'm not saying you have to run around punching your friends. But the point I'm making is,
Starting point is 02:27:05 you have to create your reality that everyone's on your team is at least aiding you and benefiting you. If you have any cowardice or negativity around you, it's gonna drag you back. Those five dudes were scared of me until that fucker started saying we should say sorry. Then they all got really brave.
Starting point is 02:27:18 He made them brave. So I had to teach them and him a lesson. I obviously never spoke to his stupid ass again. He called the police and everything like a pussy. So, shut up. I've wanted to fucking do what you just did to my staff some of the times. What?
Starting point is 02:27:37 You know what I'm talking to. I can see through the glass. The people watching this can't see, but I can see. I know, I know which one I can see on his face. I get it, yeah, I get it. You can see. I get it. But no, you need to create your reality.
Starting point is 02:27:50 And that's another thing that the biggest mistake people make in the world. You're hanging around negativity and cowardice. If you're going to a dinner and your friends are like, well, you know this new variant. It is pretty scary and you're sitting there. Then you're a fucking dumbass. Fuck him, get out.
Starting point is 02:28:03 Go sit with people who've been like, you know what, I've been traveling the world this whole time and the variants fucking fine. And you'll be amazed. You'll be amazed. Absolutely. How many cars do you have? 23.
Starting point is 02:28:12 Oh. Do you have a favorite? It's like having a favorite woman. They're all good at different things. How many cars do you have? Not 23. I have a few, but no, it's not up to that level. I, you have a Lamborghini?
Starting point is 02:28:27 I have a Lamborghini Evo. I have an Evo. Huracan Evo. Just so you know, if you ever take your Lamborghini out and you see a bear. Bears are strong. Shit! Oh, shit!
Starting point is 02:28:41 Shit! What? Shit! What happened? What happened? Fucking shit up. Dude, off the hinges ripped that thing off. And you know what?
Starting point is 02:28:53 Romania actually has the most bears in Europe. And when you drive in the mountains, when you drive the trans, there's a really famous road. If you Google it, if you can spell this, it's called the Transfiguration. T-R-A-N-S-F-A-G-A-R, it'll come up Transfiguration Highway. And if you drive the Transfiguration,
Starting point is 02:29:09 click on images, it's surround, there's bears everywhere. Whoa! Are you driven that road? I drive it. Yeah, there's a picture on my Instagram. Dude, that looks amazing. And there's no speed limits.
Starting point is 02:29:19 Oh, dude. You know, he's going to Romania. I'm gonna have to make it true. You just heard it. If you load up my Instagram, you'll see a picture of me on the Transfiguration. I have a 765 McLaren. You have a 765?
Starting point is 02:29:29 I have two of them. The. Coupe and convertible, I couldn't decide. That is one of the crazings I've ever driven. I actually think that is insane that someone can just buy that. I'm like, this is too crazy. It should be illegal.
Starting point is 02:29:40 It should be illegal. Oh, it's incredible. So there's my new purple one that's spec'd. You can see that's my 765 convertible spider. It's beautiful. Yeah, that comes in February. I just bought that one. And then if you scroll down a bit,
Starting point is 02:29:52 I've got a DBS there. Yeah. There's the, this is how we drive in Romania. I click on that Lamborghini video. This is kind of up in the mountains a bit. You see, there's all like the little church things and stuff. So I'll show you quickly. This is how we're driving out there.
Starting point is 02:30:05 Cause there's basically no, there's no traffic laws. So yeah, we're having fun, so we're having fun. Welcome to Romania. No front number plate, just like whatever. Are exotics, do you see them a lot? Or just what do you have? There's a lot of mafia money out there. There is.
Starting point is 02:30:25 The Russians. Yeah, there's loads of supercars out there. But if you go back, scroll down. That's my alien, my favorite pistol. I've bought an alien, it's only 500 in the world. That's what I'm packing. Any people want to get fresh, you want to catch me on the street,
Starting point is 02:30:36 you can catch the bullets. Catch me outside. Catch me outside. I shoot first, I warn later. I'll warn your corpse. So next, sorry. You can just go paging through them. I've got, there's my jet.
Starting point is 02:30:47 There's my... What kind of jet do you have? Yeah, you own a jet? I've got a phenom 300, right? Wow. I've got a Rolls Royce Black Badge. That's a war room guy. That's a 488.
Starting point is 02:30:55 That's my 720S. There, there you go. The middle row on the far left. There, this is my 765 on the transfiguration. You see the road in the background? Yes. That's gorgeous. So driving on that road.
Starting point is 02:31:04 I mean, first of all, that car on that road is terrifying. Oh yeah, it's scary. The 765 is an incredible car. I had one for a few days and I was like, That's the one? That's the one where I was like, This car is nuts. This is too responsive.
Starting point is 02:31:15 It's too quick. Yeah, you're right. You should have to do a special license to drive that car. Yes. I agree. It's incredible. So I've, I can't even remember all 23 cars I have. That's a good problem to have, man.
Starting point is 02:31:25 It's hard. But my Chiron is in its final stage of completion. So my Chiron gets delivered in February. Congratulations. Exciting. Thank you. But I actually bought that car for the network, not for the car,
Starting point is 02:31:35 because I don't think, I've driven it and the 765 is more fun to drive. Chiron's not fun to drive. Really? Nah, four wheel drive, heavy, planted. It's good, it's fast, but there's no wildness. So it's very just like easy. Anyone, a girl could drive it.
Starting point is 02:31:49 Yeah, that's the worst. I know. When women could drive them. Can I tell you that? I hate the women can drive, period. So do I. I don't want to drive. Drive me around, dude.
Starting point is 02:31:57 I don't like it. That's easy. But a 765, if you want pure excitement, is the most exciting car on the planet. I agree. You know what's funny? I think if I had met you 10 years ago, I probably would try to fight you
Starting point is 02:32:06 on some of your views. Now, after I've had a couple of kids and I'm middle-aged as fuck, I'm like, dude, I don't want to run the world. I'm just tired. Like, let the boys do it. Seriously, like, being in second place, it's kind of great.
Starting point is 02:32:20 Well, it's amazing. Well, I'm being serious, because I get to stay home and raise our babies. If I want to go do stand-up, I do it, but like, dude, you fucking do all this bullshit. That's beautiful. And that's the way it should be. It always amazes me when a woman goes.
Starting point is 02:32:33 Great. Should we delete that? I mean, but just be calm. You know, you get older and you're just like, it's too much work to run the world. Why do I don't want to do that? It's amazing to me that women call themselves independent and they're out here working in a job for a man anyway.
Starting point is 02:32:47 Like, why were you independent? Like, now you rely on a company, or you rely on a sister. Oh, you mean your employer is still a guy. Yeah, so it's like, it's stupid. Or you're like, I'm independent. I have an only fan. You need dudes to send you money.
Starting point is 02:32:57 Like, the whole thing is ridiculous. Like. Oh, that's interesting too. Yeah, you're still. You're still, because men and women exist together and there's no way you're going to completely escape the male influence, but my point is, I think the happiest existence a woman can have is,
Starting point is 02:33:09 and women always confuse this, because they think I'm saying, find any man and be submissive. No, I'm saying, find a man worthy of respect, worthy of submitting too. Don't submit to a fucking bum. Don't be an idiot. But if you find the right dude and he's taking care of you
Starting point is 02:33:20 and you get to stay at home and raise the kids. It's a great life. Yeah, it's a great life. Like, what's the problem with it? I don't, I don't, that blows so many minds on people. And people like, you can't say that. Why can't I say that I'll pay for a woman to live and take care of her in every possible way?
Starting point is 02:33:32 How am I a horrible misogynist for saying that my woman doesn't have to slave? Well, I think, I think it was other stuff. How am I bad? Of like, she should clean up on her phone. She should! We just, I'm out. Wait, but Cobra, if you've got money,
Starting point is 02:33:43 hire a fucking housekeeper. I have a housekeeper. So then let her clean up. Why does it win? She does, but sometimes I have to remake mess. If, listen, my woman is begging for the chance to prove her loyalty to me. She wants me to give her the opportunity
Starting point is 02:33:58 to show me that she's such a fantastic female. And I give her that opportunity by making a bunch of mess. That's like, clean that up. Two coffees. Yeah, ignore that bitch. Don't worry, your tits are better. No big deal. And that gives her the chances to show me
Starting point is 02:34:12 that she's truly right or die. That's right. That's what she wants. She's like, Andrew, thank you for fucking all them women and still coming home to me. I really appreciate that. That shows me that we're so strong. We're never gonna break up.
Starting point is 02:34:22 Look at this. Ah, man. Tom is like, gospel. There we go. It's no big deal. It's no big deal. It's not a big deal. This has been a fucking learning experience.
Starting point is 02:34:32 Oh my God. This has been enlightening, entertaining. I mean, I had high expectations, but you exceeded them. Exceeded them on this. Thank you very much. I appreciate that. I wanna give you one last repetition.
Starting point is 02:34:45 Tell again where people should go. Where should they go to follow you? Where should they go to get more tape? All right, so I am on Instagram at cobertate. That's where I'm most active. You can find me on there. And then on cobertate.com, I have a newsletter. I'd recommend you sign up.
Starting point is 02:35:02 And then if you're serious about changing your life or making any kind of money, you know, it's amazing. I have Hustlers University. It's $49 a month. There's me and 17 other multimillionaires from my private network teaching people how to make money. And I've had people come to me and go, oh yeah, you know, but how do I know it's not a scam?
Starting point is 02:35:16 You will go to school and spend $150,000 on a degree about business, learning from a dude who doesn't have a business. It doesn't have any fucking money. But when a multimillionaire says, I'll teach you how to make millions for $49, you're worried about a scam. How stupid are you?
Starting point is 02:35:29 Right? Like, how dumb do you have to be? How much social proof do you need? I know how to make some money, right? So if you're not a complete moron. It's like being a woman, just fucking stupid. Exactly. Female shit, right?
Starting point is 02:35:40 That's bait and male garbage. I don't need to scam you at $49, my friend. I have plenty of money. So if you're not a complete idiot, you can join Hustlers University and you can make some money. And then if you're actually genuinely serious about escaping the matrix, we have the War Room Network.
Starting point is 02:35:51 And they're both findable on cobertate.com. I'm on my newsletter. I'm on Instagram. I tweet now and again now. And on YouTube, you're on YouTube too. YouTube at Tate Speech. And I also have Tate Confidential. Have you ever seen that channel?
Starting point is 02:36:01 What? Have we? You've not seen Tate Confidential? I've been asking them. What? Yeah, I'm not sure. I don't think we pulled anything from there. Tate Confidential.
Starting point is 02:36:08 What the fuck is wrong with you? Tate Confidential is my daily lifestyle vlog. What the fuck? So you get to see our website or it's on YouTube? It's on YouTube. Look at it now. Tate Confidential. What are you fucking doing?
Starting point is 02:36:17 Guys. You get Tate Confidential. You get to see my daily life, like what I'm doing and stuff. I uploaded an episode today where I invited all nine of my girlfriends to come over the house at the same time. What?
Starting point is 02:36:25 Well, let's see it. Look right here, there you go. I got caught cheating by nine girlfriends. So right now my house is being renovated. So we're living in this temporary house. So don't judge the house because our house is being renovated. That's my brother is Trump.
Starting point is 02:36:35 Okay. So I gave, so yeah, our house is being renovated, but this is, we upload this twice a week and this is our daily life of all the things we're up to. Oh, is your bro? Yeah, yeah, that's my brother, yeah. So I have a little rant at the beginning. I complain about how femcentric systems control the world
Starting point is 02:36:51 and I'm tired of men being scared of female feelings. Then we have some sparring and then if you skip about halfway through, we invited all our girlfriends over to the house at the same time. This is my brother saying he's going down with the ship and then the show's to scene from Titanic where he goes down with the ship.
Starting point is 02:37:04 And that's just all our girls are over the house. Like I said, this is a temporary house. My house is being renovated. But across the next 10 minutes, it descends into crying tears, cat fights. Oh no. Oh, it's all there, it's all there. It's all there, it's all there.
Starting point is 02:37:16 Who's not gonna sign up for this? Who doesn't want that? Subscribe right now. Yeah, take confidential, yeah. So I can't wait to go to Bucharest. Yeah, this is all our chicks that are, I got to the point where I thought the only way to control them was to tell them
Starting point is 02:37:26 I could do yoga fire like Dalsim. Yeah. So they were just trying to talk shit and I was like, listen, yoga fire. And they're like, what does that mean? So I had to keep them in check. So Tristan's loving it with all his girls. They all kind of got along for a while.
Starting point is 02:37:40 They all got drunk and they were friends and then they all worked it out and it kind of went wrong. They looked like sweet girls. Yeah, it was fun. It was fun. So let's take confidential. So we show our lifestyle twice a week on there as well. There you go, man.
Starting point is 02:37:51 I'm hooked, I'm in. I'm into, dude, I can't thank you enough for coming. Yeah, thank you so much. The jets fueled up. So where do you head from here? I'm gonna bounce to Prague. To Prague. Nice.
Starting point is 02:38:02 I'm gonna go check out Prague and then I'm gonna go to London for Christmas and then I'm gonna go to Dubai. After that, I have some work I don't want to do but I probably have to go to Thailand and after all of that I'm gonna go to Warsaw, then Bucharest and I'm staying there all summer. Sweet.
Starting point is 02:38:13 Summer in Bucharest. We'll link up somewhere, man. Hey, I'm waiting for you guys in Eastern Europe. Anywhere from Latvia, Estonia, all the way down to Bulgaria, I have it on lock. You tell me what you need. You need a passport, you need a gun,
Starting point is 02:38:25 you need bodyguards. Bears. Yeah, you need bears, you need Lambos. Army tank. We're coming, we're coming, dude. I got those connections, no problem. Let's do it. You're the man.
Starting point is 02:38:34 Cobra Tate, thank you so much for coming today, man. We really appreciate it. Thanks for having me guys. You're the best. Thank you. See you guys next time. Bye. This is my struggle.
Starting point is 02:38:42 Your mom's house, your mom's house, your mom's house, hey. Your mom's house, your mom's house, make the bank away. Your mom's house, your mom's house, my struggle everyday. Your mom's house, your mom's house, makes my pain go away. I don't care about anything at all, but Christina beat up in your mom's house. I don't care about anything at all, but Christina beat up in your mom's house. I don't care about anything at all, but Christina beat up in your mom's house. I don't care about anything at all, but Christina beat up in your mom's house.
Starting point is 02:40:34 I don't care about anything at all, but Christina beat up in your mom's house. Touch my camera through the fence you fake it. I'll eat your booty and just return the favor. Good morning queen, you're gonna have a good day. You are amazing, I make pancakes. I don't care about anything at all, but Christina beat up in your mom's house. I don't care about anything at all, but Christina beat up in your mom's house.

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