Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - 653 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Episode Date: April 27, 2022

HIGH AND TIGHT!! On this week's episode of Your Mom's House, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss cologne, stinky foods, alpha vs. beta males, and more! They take a look at another "special girl," a dude that wants to show Donald Trump a good time, another video from the gag couple, a cool guy dating coach, and a round of Christina's TikTok curations. Also, a Mommy used Joe's "Good Morning Julia" lines to score a date on Tinder, and a new YMH staffer challenges Chad for his title of "Smartest Person at Studio Jeans."

I was uh, you were sitting in the chair and I went up to you and I was trying to make kissies with you What do you is it's y'all not am I being? Inaccurate and no no just right now. No, I'm just taking myself there. I remember Unreal Unreal I love you shithead Welcome to your mom's house You're my son I'm your mom You're my son

I'm your mom asked him will you ask ask ask him will you you get your mom? Yes, I would You're my son I'm your mom. It's just like the gaze It's just like just just just just it's just like the gaze. I Let that her and she look at me It's just like the gaze Once nobody calls me mom, you know, I mean

The both consenting adults Ask them will you ask ask ask them will you I let that her and she look at me You're my son I'm your mom. It's just like the gaze It's just like just just just it's just like the gaze Ask them will you ask ask ask them will you it's just like the gaze Yeah, yeah, it's just like the gaze Which one of our sons would you marry? Oh my god, I cannot believe you fucking threw that at me

Could not be any more revolting. They're both so awesome. No, who do you choose? No, thank you change topics. God, could you imagine? No so gross I Walked into Julian's room today. He goes. I hate you. Oh Still thank you. He's deeply in love with me right now. Get out. I go. No Then I said, you know what no more driving cars. He goes, okay, okay? Yeah, he gives me such intense kisses and hugs so intense last night I said, I love you. He didn't say anything. I go. Hey, I love you. He goes. I know

Julian yeah, yeah, that's an LS line. Yeah I know God Yeah, you say it all the time Yeah, that's cuz that's true. He's like, okay Gosh, I wish my parents I like I never had that they never were like that Doting on you how much they love you. I didn't knew Like I never in my life but then like we love you so much. Yeah, I've never had to be like guys enough with the I love you Really

God No My mom would kiss me like hug me and like really but they would say I love you and she smelled Very perfume me. My mom wore too much perfume. Yeah, and her hair was too crunchy. So when she would hug me I was like Cologne is cologne so bad or is it that you only run into people where you notice it with people who wear too much That's what then you go. Oh cologne is bad because I noticed that like all my Latin friends and family They all wear cologne, but they don't douse themselves

The only the only man I've noticed to wear cologne. Yeah, that's a really interesting. I was just in Vegas Which is the home of cologne? Because you notice guys who are bathing in it. Mm-hmm It's actually nice if it's subtle if it's subtle like if you have to get close to somebody and you're like, oh this okay You smell pleasantly good smell them as they're walking around a corner. That's the bad thing. Yeah God there was one friend in my dad like all Hungarians the men that I grew up around all doused And I remember it like saying hello to all the Bocci nannies that you call them like Bocci whatever and you kiss the both sides

And I would have like five or six different greasy cologne smells. Yeah, those guys are wearing too much. Oh So gross Israeli's too. Yeah, don't you guys do it? Yeah, but it's not overpowering when I wear stuff. I don't never smell you fuck Yeah, that's what you want. You want to be if somebody is like bright net like up on you. That's when you want to notice Yeah, same with perfume. I don't smell a woman fucking 20 yards. That's what my mom would do. It was like Too much and then her hair was crunchy. I wonder if there's a certain amount of sprays where it goes from acceptable to unacceptable I think one is one and done one two tops. Yeah, I do That's it. Yeah, it should be very subtle. Yeah

We used to work with this guy. I worked with a guy in post-production P. J. And You know that he has kind of laugh yet and you would smell P. J. You he'd be outside and your inside you're like the fuck is that And sometimes I would like I couldn't bring it up How revolting it was what he was doing, but I'd be like, yeah, you like cologne. He's like, you know, bitches love cologne Big don't he would be doused If you're in the car with him we go to car to pick up food I'd open the windows so I can 40 degrees outside. I'm like open the windows man. Like

Get some air and you know what I hate too much. I hate when drivers Spray down their cars. You have that's part of becoming an Uber driver. You have to wear the cologne It's like your car checks out and how can we don't smell great So overpowering it makes me nauseous. I hate it. Yeah, that smells I like when a car smells like leather or cigarettes. I actually like when it smells like cigarettes. What? Yeah I like the smell of stale cigarettes. It just reminds me of a good time in my life, you know You're my son. Yeah, I'm your mom. Okay, what's a smell that other people would think is gross, but that you secretly like I'll give you another one. I love the smell of bitsy's mouth. I love dog mouth

I love dog breath only when it's your dog. Like I loved feet about her paws. I love those Frito paws. Oh Okay, what's the smell that you secretly enjoy that people would think you're disgusting gasoline. I love gasoline All right, but that's like it's a good one. Yeah That's when we when you discover it like when you're a kid you're like, I like gas I was like, you know, this will kill you and you're like, oh really? I think that's the first time you realize that something is bad that you enjoy because it's so innocent Kind of when you first are like, I like the way that smells and then adults are like, don't do that regularly This will kill you a little girl

smells That they would think is I'm crazy. I don't know Coffee brewing sometimes smells like brown to me. Hmm Yeah, my smells all off since I had COVID, but yeah, I'm trying to give like rotten smells though That's most of them were pretty bolting the honey bucket. Oh my god, that was so fucking gnarly I don't know Another smelly smell a Terrible smell. Are you writing one down?

No, I'm just writing down the honey bucket because I feel like we have to talk about that and further dialogue Okay, other other smells. I Hate leaf blowers. I hate the way they smell. That makes me angry. Yeah, I hate the smell of clove. I Agree, I don't like that. Yeah, I love cigarettes like that clove a leaf. I know kind of yeah cigarettes Oh, yeah, it's also a taste right so that they're associated makes me know one time I had when I had my wisdom teeth pulled They put in so they tried to like limit how many painkillers they gave you so they put this like It's like a string think of it like a

almost like a thicker dental floss and they wedge it in that space Because it would be like a numbing thing and they and they keep it there for like a few days It was clove And I was like Felt nauseous and I go. Do you have any other like flavors and they go? Oh, yeah, we can switch it out I go. I'm coming in right now. Yeah, I'm gonna fucking throw up Because of this I still remember that still burned into my memory how how much I hate the way that smells

It's very strong very pungent. Oh Clove cigarettes are kind of gross. I used to smoke those like for a minute when you're in high school You know when you learn to smoke and you're like, I'm gonna get cloves Then they burn Yeah, Irish people What what I Hate rosemary with everything inside of me when that fucking shit herb is on potatoes Or chicken I want to throw throw the fucking chicken right back at them. Yeah, I hate rosemary. You do hate rosemary

I've actually your hatred of rosemary has bled into me somewhat. Yeah, like now. I'll be like I don't like rosemary Mm-hmm. I never loved it, but I think it bothers me more now It's also fucking rosemary. You can very subtle I think it's but people overdo it and that's when like when it's rosemary chicken Nasty, I like it gross gross gross Fuck you and the fucking wop that taught you how to make that dish Okay Are you still learning your toilet Italian? Yeah

See me Piacci me Piacci toilet Italian. Oh, okay. Let's start the show. You ready To my hotel Yeah, I'm about half an hour. I Need someone to like special girls No, I'm not retarded I just have to go like someone with an extra big Two for two these are great How big

Welcome to your mom's house Mom figure Oh My god Can I tell you What I realized? Mm-hmm. You know, I love shaky cheese like so much. Yeah, so much Well, I spilled some on the table the other day and then I was like it smells like vomit Fucking shake she stinks smells like vomit. I mean parmesan cheese. Yeah, but is it the real palm?

It smells like vomit a lot of right like real cheeses stink I mean, that's not new right? There's some real stinky cheeses out there. Sometimes they're delicious and they stink Which is wild because most of the time that doesn't align it doesn't I'm if something stinks and it's food You're like, I don't want that. I want that but cheese is like the great exception. Yeah I mean, there's some like revolting fart smelling cheese. Yeah, and you eat it and you're like, this is so good I don't know. There's another food that does that. Is there any other food that you wish it tastes as real good Yeah True a lot of seafood stinks see food. So now we found to see food cheese. Yeah, is that it? That's probably it

Let me use my brain online I'm thinking real hard Yeah, that's my my thinking brain face I don't know Yeah, kimchi. Oh, I love kimchi that can smell right smells so good. I love the cabbage I look at it for my time that smells on the way in and the way out Yeah I'm joined you an episode of hotties with me right now

hotties the pot Oh So That's not gonna taste good. Oh that cubs smells browse. Yeah, I was good. Oh, I Love that cubs mouth on test the bus like that. Oh, guys never know how much I love it They should felt chocolate with comma now up. Okay. Oh, this is interesting The science behind why we love stinky cheese. Wait, what does this subtitle say? It's called backwards smelling. Hmm

Okay Usually if something smells funky or rancid we've been trained to toss it But there is one big exception to this rule stinky cheese even the most mild of blue cheeses can retain a certain sharp aroma when you get around a real stinker like creamy cave-aged french a Poise The smell can linger in your nose and the entire room you ate it in for a long time Yet in spite of the stink

We love it. Now. We know why okay What does it say in the above exclusive clip from food delicious science premiering on pbs Host james wong explains why a cheese that smells like stinky feet taste so damn good the sulfur like The stinky sock smelling volatile aroma molecules from stinky cheese stimulate a unique combination of receptors to help Us identify the smell but when you eat it something magical happens The aroma compounds are released in your mouth and they waft up to the back of your nose They're detected by the same smell detectors But weirdly your brain perceives them as a very as very different than if you

Lean forward and sniff them up the front of your nose. I don't fucking what? The witchcraft is called backwards smelling the brain combines the pungent smell with the creamy comforting tasted experiences on the tongue at the same time The combination of taste and smell has a dramatic effect and how do you perceive a particular molecule If you want to have the full effect of a cheesy flavor scent Oh, I hate the rind Do you know do you want to know what cum tastes like what literally? Yeah cab Yeah tastes like the brie cheese shell Also, I might like it

it Literally smells and tastes like the rind I was just thinking another one another one feet because like sometimes that can smell kind of pungent, but then I'll come real hard There you go Oops Let's do time. Yeah. Yeah, that's true So does that mean you can eat stuff that smells bad and then it'll taste good. I mean you could start you could try You could try it as an experiment

Okay, yeah, I don't know you could try you start Why don't you collect a bunch of foods that stink robot and see how you like them? I do like kimchi. Yeah, I love fermented foods. That is my jam That is that's like in your dna from your it's it from your birth eastern europeans love to Jar and ferment and you guys made your dad made pickles at home. Yes. I live for this cabbages Sourcrout you ruskies do that shit. It's so good and it's good for you your probiotics And this is different foods. Oh durians. So that's another stinky one. That one smells like shits. Okay scroll I hate durians. I love kimchi. Color greens smells like farts. Yeah

Someone's fart in my mouth. Don't sound like vinegar. I don't smell that bad. Sometimes I could smell Yeah, because vinegar if it has a stronger vinegar ratio That can smell. Do you know that women used to douche with vinegar? I've heard this in your ruskies sprouts Those smell like farts that is literally and those make me fart. I've heard you know that I've been turning those down more Now all the time because you've learned. Yeah, like now when we go out as a group Yeah, like on tour. Yeah, someone gets brussels. I don't even eat them. I'm like, this is just gonna make me gassy fart machines Parmesan I love parmesan so much. So do I damn it

But it smells like vomit the processed sauerkraut that can really stink again fermented, right? Oh Think of that. I mean, that should be number one. Do you know that I turned down particularly hard boiled, right? That really has the smell I hard boiled eggs this morning And then was like no thanks because I didn't want my mouth to smell like shit truffle oil is a very interesting one Yeah, because it can smell real stinky That tastes so good, but you also don't want huge quantities. No need a lot of truffles or truffle oil Just a little bit. Look what's inside that fucking oil. What's in there fucking rosemary?

Motherfuckers I should go smack them the way. Yes. Will Smith tried to smack Chris. Get him, baby Papaya Papaya doesn't smell. Papaya tastes shitty sometimes. Does it smell shitty? I don't have this smell Yeah, it's got a shitty smell every now and then. It does Tastes good. It tastes good And it tastes good. Is that it? Yeah, all right, you know what I like to do. Why I put a little bit of that

Spicy shit that red mexican. Are you Puerto rican or something? No, you know what that is. It's like that red Spicy shit. Yeah, what's it called homie? I don't know. I'm talking to him Okay, you put that shit on your papaya homie or your mango. It should taste like fire dog. It's so good What's that seasoning I've seen at home for your eggs. You always have this Here's a little trip to tip is okay It's the everything bagel seasoning from Traders Joe. You put this on your egg It tastes like you're eating an everything bagel

And you're not without those calories. Yeah, right there. It's like how you I fool myself that first one the Traders Joe That's it. The Traders Joe one. I fool myself into thinking I'm eating something really special. Bro. It's good. It's really good It is good Some might even say The best You could put um I'll have to try it out. Yeah Yes

Yes I love it any which seasoning is the best I mean, uh, what's he's I don't the fucking the hot sauce man hot sauce is No What do you put on everything be honest? I mean hot sauce literally I put hot sauce on the fucking string cheese. Yeah Okay, so you really do believe in is it Tabasco or do you use Tapatio chalula? I mean if we're going for the basic ones, yeah, chalula's fire. Yeah, Tapatio's fire Tabasco is like do you like only Tabasco? What isn't it? I feel like nobody likes Tabasco. It's just vinegar. It's vinegar

Do you um What was that fire? No, that was a uncle terry with that toy up his ass Um, do you like the green one? Uh, the green chalula. Oh chalula. Yeah, that's good. Yeah. Yeah, I really like that one Yeah, the green it's it's almost like the green one's almost always more flavorful no matter what it has I feel like you can just like taste Things in it. Yes. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, right. So as opposed to just this is wait a minute has kick

Guys chalula hot sauce has five different varieties. Did you fucking know that? Uh No, I didn't either. What this bitch has five leaves Chili lime the chipotle one's pretty fire They also make a habanero one. That's not on here. Bro. That one's really good. Why are we getting? Why are we getting this pack? Bro read it. How many different guy? There's chili lime Chili garlic original chipotle and green peps. Yeah

They don't fuck around at chalula for saying this for years dawg Just the shit that killed bin Laden you gotta try it How's joey Diaz? We've seen him. I talked to him last week. What's up with him? Don't let him give you any drugs Touch anything he gives me. No, I don't know. I might even shake his hand God, I wouldn't if I were you. I don't trust his ass anymore. No, no, no way That dude got me fool me once fooled me again fool. I'm not a fool Yeah, he traumatized me. I mean, yeah, it traumatized me. Yeah

By the way, you're out there. You're wondering, um, how you can pick up a lady Well, um, this is a self-help dating coach Oh and cook Not to give you a hard time. You know who hits on people betas. Okay betas do you know, you know what alphas do They just win. That's it. They're just like they just win. They don't need to do it It's just like what's up and then it's just on it's on by default. So it doesn't need to be articulated. You know what I'm saying?

It's like it's just like Hey And then it's done, you know, so it's so it's like if it's like, ah, yeah. Yeah, right It's like, you know, like, you know, like when your significant other comes to you and they're like, no, babe They didn't hit on me. So It's okay. We're gonna hang out, right? You're like, it's over, right? You know what I'm saying, right? No, it's like if if if if they're like, no, he's hitting on me that you know, nothing's gonna happen Right because betas hit on people

A lot of energy. Yeah, he has buck angel vibes. He does Does he a little bit? Yeah, it kind of looks exactly like buck angel. I thought for a minute it was Yeah, right look doppelganger Yeah um But do you get what he's saying there any do you get that? I think I get what he's trying to say, which is like, don't it's kind of yeah

It sounds like he's trying to say what you guys said on the last like don't use lines, which was right Yeah, but also like don't try to sell Oh, right what you want. Yeah, don't don't even don't be a buyer just come up and say a which yeah, it's funny Yeah, that's I mean, no, I get what he's I think he was You know kind of being funny with that. He's like don't compliment that bitch. He's kind of like don't I don't make a blatant. I'm hitting on you. It's it's like right. I mean, I'm trying to like Okay, I think I know what he's saying and as a woman. Yeah, I'm sorry. It's kind of correct, right as a Person who happens to have a vagina. I'm not allowed to be a woman anymore

What I was gonna say is that I think I know what he's saying it's an energy read Yeah, it's like The beta asks for permission to kiss you right the alpha just leans in for the kiss Right, but as far as specifically what he said, I mean because it's energy a is like, you know No, he's exaggeration. He's talking energy. Yeah The beta I know what he's saying the the alpha comes in the room and you're like, that's the guy I'm gonna fuck you just as a woman, you know the energy of somebody who's confident has their shit together

The beta is always asking permission to exist in the room with you. Yeah, it's energy It's not even I he's not talking about like words what I interpret as Talking is what it's not he's not even to talk the woman just like you know as Regardless of what gender or whatever, you know who's confident and you know who's not. Yeah, it's a confidence game It's not even about lines. You just nailed it. It's it's confidence is what he's trying to say But yeah, it's like by him saying don't uh flirt It's like So then even the confident guy wouldn't come up and say like hey, baby, let me get your number

Like we don't ever do that. I don't think that's That's not facts. He's just saying don't hit on any woman ever She's gonna come to you because you're the winner and it's like that's not That's not accurate. No, because not at all high quality women Right high quality women. We don't hit on the men. That's not gonna fucking happen It's never gonna happen in a million years that I'm gonna chase A dude it never will happen because I'm like if he likes me he's gonna fucking court me So he does have to pursue but it's all in your energy of how you pursue

Yeah, you're just gonna be confident and strong and like you're not gonna beg for this woman's time Right, you're gonna be nice and polite. Sure, but I think hitting on I mean, I think what he's like suggests like the type of You know A guy who goes like how can I make this work? And I think he's like the way that I interpret is he's saying a guy who Who knows who's confident himself isn't like how can I what line can I say what should my he's just like high Yeah, I can just be himself. Right and you know that that guy is like a baller. Yeah. Yeah, you know what alphas do They just win

So true Can he but he's right. Yeah, they just win. Yeah, it's a confidence I love this alpha and beta Delineation like as if a man who is strong confident and independent can't also have feelings Otherwise, he's a beta. Well, I don't know. I mean, is that right to think of as somebody with feelings as beta? I think that's what the delineation is like a beta is more Subservient maybe a little more in his feelings. Well, let's look it up. What is that definition of a beta male? Somebody who's more feminine and women by definition are more feminine. I mean more feeling people

I would imagine it is a man who looks for the woman to lead That's generally the beta, you know a subordinate male animal in a particular group A man tending to assume a passive Or subservient role in social or professional situations Subservient, right? Yeah. Tell me what to do a lot of leader. Yeah I don't like that energy. That's hard. I wouldn't like to be with a man. That's the subservient I think it's kind of unattractive because I'm I'm I'm clearly beta

Clearly you can um, it does work for people like obviously that works for some people, you know, I've seen betas with What This is why you can tell if you're with a man a beta man. He cares about what you want in bed Yeah, but sort of alpha dudes I guess no, they're saying that like the alpha is just like it's about me. That's that's what this right That's the assumption that He's reliable. He doesn't protect you betas it says he protects you but they don't That's a problem with the beta because I've dated a few

They don't step up to protect you and they're terrified if something goes wrong in public. It's like I would say it's more like he tries to protect you from yourself one of those, you know, like You're you know, like the trucker dude. That's like you're beautiful, but don't ever say that you're not beautiful. You're the most beautiful That's that's beta energy. Yes big time 10 things that you women Should know about you're always beautiful. Oh god. Yeah, that's that's major beta energy to me that guy exactly defines that Because what you know what it is it's weasley It's bullshit and it it's bullshit

But it's it's done under the guise of like this is honesty and I can see the truth, but it's actually bullshit That dude is hosing you with that You know because he he can't actually be himself And get you he gets you because you bought into his trick. Yeah And also, um, so last night I listened to this app to fall asleep. Yeah, and um I actually in it and I listened to stories before I go to bed. Yeah, and I accidentally put in Affirmations I am enough and I was like, I'm too tired to change this poor shit And it was like you are important people look up to you

You are fantastic. It's like, but what if you're not and what if people don't? That's not true for everybody. There are people who don't have respect of others It's a lie. You're telling yourself and others lies Yeah, as is that that trucker who's like, you're beautiful. Maybe you're not Maybe you're not perfect as you are. Maybe you should change some things about you to be better, right? Maybe that's okay to not be perfect. You don't have to be perfect because nobody is but You know, yeah, I think he's might be lying to a lot of you about like how beautiful you are. Yeah How you should be always be treated like a queen. Oh, I hate that shit so much

um Because that guy that's like you're always this you're always I was like, you don't you don't even see this person as a real person then You're not in a relationship with that person because sometimes you'll be annoyed with your queen Yeah, it's not real to be the other way. No, it's bullshit Yep Yeah idealizing

Yeah, it's it's not it's not a good way to do it Like sometimes you even said that I don't treat you like a queen I was um Is it yesterday last night? I don't know I was uh, you were sitting in the chair and I went up to you and I was trying to make kissies with you What do you is this y'all am I being? Inaccurate and no, no, I'm just right now. No, I'm just taking myself there. I remember Unreal

Unreal I love you shithead God nothing but fucking love. Okay, so So you're sitting in the chair and I put my hands on your Your legs and I'm like kissy-facing with you and like just being a playful sweet loving wife And then you fart and that's not enough you push it out. So it goes Like it growls and then you go

Uh Like you do the grunt and I'm like that is so fucking disrespectful. What did I tell you? I don't even remember. You don't remember. No I was like man the breath that I just took after that felt so good, you know, because I go I went Oh Like that. So it was actually like Air coming out of both ends, you know It was so nice

It felt so good. I was so glad that you were there to share it with me And Then I was thinking this morning About that disrespect last night, right? Yeah, and I was getting ready and I remember back in our early courtship I was like now would he have done this? to just me or just to any like let's say he's with his model like his most Prized coveted sexual thing and I was like he probably would have done that to her too because back when you were in love with me back

20 years ago When you should have been on your best. Oh my god, it's so rude Um, you farted on my hand Two months in a few more a few more months. Don't lie a few more months than that So I'm thinking And you married me so you really liked me. You really liked me at one point and stop And you still farted on my hand So and then I thought to myself, what is this that he has to ruin?

A sweet moment. Is this your is this the thing we're talking about in the last episode? Why must you elicit disgust from me? Yeah Why why must you elicit horror and disgust? Are you testing me to see if I'll come back again? Maybe I don't know I I do know that I feel like You are so vile in your behavior most of the time That like like it's funny to me when you point out like I look at him nodding because no I learned it from watching you dad. Please remember that commercial

You belch and fart with reckless abandon and you always want me to notice like You fart and I'm like and you go. Oh did I do that and I'm like, uh And you and you I mean you'll I'll be in bed You leave around the corner to go to the bathroom and then you'll come back and go like Uh and fart and I'll be like what are you doing? You're like, oh, I think something just happened and I'm like get out of here. Disgusting But here's the deal you fart all day all day all day because I'm a human being You don't have to make me hear each one. I don't want to hear them all

But something leads me to believe you do. I don't I don't want to look at me. I don't want to hear them all I Don't but you're a braggard with yours. And so I figure he's wanting me to show him what I let this be the day you understand I don't I don't want to hear all your farts. Okay, yonah Yonah may I submit to the or your belches? Oh, that's now you're just taking it too far. I'm not taking it too far you I'm telling you I don't want to hear them. Yeah

All right, then what's gonna happen if I do because I know you can and you're never gonna stop. I'm saying You can Hold a couple. I'm not gonna not gonna happen. Sorry. This is what you're in for. Here's the deal, man I don't fart and burp in your mouth when we're kissing. Hold on When we're when I you're making sweet romantic gestures. I don't rip them then Oh I'm sorry. Am I boring you with this discussion of our marriage and love I just had to yon Jesus. I just had to yon

I'm just saying I don't do it at romantical moments. I do it at neutral moments To pep up the mood a little bit Do you think you could hold it? It's not to pep up the mood Don't give me that bullshit I like fun. I like it's not about fun or excitement either sometimes I like to have fun And this is the way I get your attention and I know you laugh. I don't always laugh. I'm revolted I'm speaking your language your love language. My language is Italian. You know Didn't you read the love language book farts are definitely our mutual love

Okay But I don't do it when you're trying to snuggle. Well, wait a minute. You don't try and snuggle when you come to perfect Wait a minute. You don't come for affection. So Rude Maybe it's your way of saying Maybe it's your way of saying I wish you would give me a hug And because you don't here's a fart That's very accurate. Maybe that's your animal brain working. Yeah, I'm punishing you the way a dog does

Yeah, dogs will shit on your fucking stuff if you don't yeah, I'll let you know. I just shit on your fucking shoe homie. Yeah Come give me a hug Yeah, all right, bitchy She's so cute lately. She stopped sleeping on the bed with me. I'm fucking offended really and then she came back She recently came back. So I'm okay. She's not as snugly. No It's because she's not as damaged as fief was she likes her alone space. I hate that so much She goes out to her dog bed in the living room where she'll just chill on one of those couch pillows and she's like, I'm fine I know and you walk by and she's like, yeah

She's too secure. Yeah, we should traumatize her a little bit. That's what I'm saying Leave her outside a couple days. Oh, then you'll see and you'll follow me around and all of a sudden someone will want some pets Uh-huh. You just fucking smug little bitch. Yeah. Yeah She comes around. I have to beg her to cut bitsy. Come here. Let's leave her outside tonight. Let's leave her outside all night Good idea. Oh my god. She would die. We'll leave it just cracked a little bit so she gets she can like smell the inside She would die so fast you think so schnitzel wouldn't survive a night out there on the patio I think she'd get eaten by a vulture. You know, we've got buzzards and shit. I saw them eating a squirrel Yeah, they they will swoop down and eat her probably

I think they eat dead dead animals. Yeah. Well, don't bird. There are big-ass birds like hawks I don't think a hawk's gonna swim fly into our patio and take our dog so fucking Yeah, owl. Yeah, uh-huh. Hawks will eat tiny dogs. I think I think she's a little big for an owl. Nope. Really? Please Okay, I'm telling you back in the San Fernando Valley Mm-hmm. I've heard of dogs getting snatched by hawks all the time. Okay. Ask Whitney Cummings She has to put a spike vest On her tiny little dogs for like coyotes and hawks and stuff. It's the truth

Coyotes are a little different than hawks. They're fly coyotes. You never heard of a flying coyote of the valley Yeah, um By the way, I don't know if I told you this but you know how uh Chad is the smart champ. Yes beat Chris twice. Yes. Do you know who said they could take him? Oh, Danny Danny was like I could beat him really On what grounds on what he just was like listening to the questions. He's like, oh, I beat him Danny knew them like he was listening. He's like, oh, yeah, I could have gotten it and Danny was pre-med. He's a bio major Wow

He's looking at school a few years too. Oh, so he's a new still has his brain cells and stuff Yeah, that's what I'm saying And that's why I felt Chad was a strong contender because he still has his brain cells from being in academia The key word there for Danny is pre-med If it was actually med then maybe we could we could talk about it Oh my god until a person is in med school. We're all technically pre-med Wow It's always slang in this shit. Chad is like I know Chad. How do you feel with your title right now?

I feel like everyone's coming after me for some reason. Yeah, that's what happens when you win Yeah, I saw a lot of things online saying the the first round was a little too easy But the question was never are we geniuses as it was am I smarter than Chris and it turns out I am Now that analysis alone makes him smarter than any of us So are you are you I'm assuming you're open to a contest with Danny? Yeah, that'd be fun But Chris is still my like our tribal. Oh, I got you. Yeah. I got you. Okay. So It's not the same what you're saying. Correct. Well, why does Danny think he can Can we talk to Danny? Can we get him in here for a second? Sure. Yeah

I'd like to hear what his reasoning is because I think it's because he heard the He heard the questions and he was like, oh, I could get these right but a pre-med major is that's Knowledge and we didn't do pre-med questions. Yeah, but he has he has good general knowledge too You know, that's kind of what was covered by to be fair. I was a little off my game that day I feel like I mean we watched like a ton of heavy segment videos and we were watching like vaginas full of rocks. I wasn't really like Peak brain performance. Yeah, that kind of shuts mind down too That was a special one Here he comes

Oh, well Danny big nuts, huh? Hello young Daniel Hey, what's going on guys? Hey, so we were just saying that you're up for a challenge with uh with with uh chat, right? Yeah, that's absolutely right. That's absolutely Okay, did you find that those did you get all those right that were asked before when you were listening in? Um, I got I think I got one wrong but the rest of um, you had really strong Yeah, so so you're a pre-med So were you gonna be were you gonna go to med school? Yeah, that was a plan Wow. Yeah, and then uh, I still might after

Yeah, and then I decided to come work here. Yeah, not smart. Um Well, would you consider going still like a med school? Yeah, like was that still of interest? Is that one of those things you're like, you know what? Maybe I will do that No, that ship sailed a long time. It did. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I talked to a lot of doctors and they were like, don't do it It's the worst. Really? Yeah, they're like, I hate it. They're like, I don't get to pick my hours Like I make like okay money. Yeah. I was like, cool. I'll go Work at a podcast Yeah, I don't know who's smart now, but um actually

Yeah, I think you might want to listen to those doctors. Um, so hold on. So pre-med is like chemistry science Biology all this stuff, but you answered questions about those were not science questions, right? So Yeah, well, I mean like if you're gonna go if you've made your mind up that you're gonna be pre-med Like you tried a lot in school. Yeah, so I did that. I took a lot of classes Uh did all the ap stuff and then I got to college Uh and just decided it really wasn't for me. How long ago how long into college did you realize it wasn't for you? Uh, I think like after two years, I was like, I don't want to cut bodies open. I don't want to do that thing Uh, and then I decided I was going to be a physical therapist

And then I worked with a bunch of those and they were all miserable. Yeah, really? Yeah, and then at that point I was like, maybe I'll go into like business or something But they said, you know, you're gonna need an extra year or two You know, I got a ton of student loans. I was like, I'm not doing that. Yeah. What was your SAT score? Uh, I took the ACT Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah, definitely west. Yeah It's a coastal thing. So what was your ACT? That was 33 out of a possible 36 That's pretty good. And Chad, what was your SAT? It was my I did the ACT as well. It was also a 33

Wow, let me ask you this Danny. Were you ever a professor? I feel like your fall from grace is a little bit worse than mine. Oh my god Wow, so so you watched Chad and you were like, I could take him down. This is bullshit. Yeah, I was like, this is the competition Oh, wow. This is what's happening in my food. I keep looking how my sass is in this office. I thought they were Danny's team chris, I guess. I guess. Well, I'm sick and tired of you. Just trashing them all fucking day, man The losers are always sick of the winners winning. You know, it's just how it goes. Oh man, okay Is Chad trashing him a lot more now that he's been um, yeah, yeah, how's it been lately? Honestly, it's been a little bit more quiet. I think uh, you know, chris is taking a couple to the chin

And uh, and he's not really running his mouth anymore. Oh, but I'm sick and tired of it You know chris was there when I choked on that steak at christmas dinner He was there. He gave me the heimlich. He gave you life. Not this piece of shit. Wow Oh This guy was like this food's good. I'm gonna While it's hot chris just wanted to give you a heimlich. I didn't really care if you were okay He just wanted his hands all over him. Right. Yeah Okay, all right. I think we set the

All right, Danny table for the next thing. Thanks guys. Jesus. Wow I didn't realize how hostile these dudes were. I didn't realize that there's like that kind of like, you know flavor in this Environment like I just didn't realize it. I didn't either because all we see is everybody being like nice to each other and getting along So we didn't we don't really realize that there's trash talking behind you know Close to where we're not here. That's interesting. We should start watching the footage of the cameras. Yeah, let's surveil them constantly Oh, we're gonna

I'm gonna watch that fucking jukebox camera. You bet day and night. It's gonna be on my phone I Know Danny was pre-med my god. Yeah, you gotta be real smart to do that one. You know he gots to be I couldn't have done that one Uh, check this out. That's a pretty cool offer Listen, I'm offering a challenge if I'm gonna find Donald Trump's phone number Because I I can give Donald the best sex of his life better than Atlanta I give Donald Trump that's emotional damage. I want Donald Trump. I love Donald Trump. Oh, wow

So this guy Oh, wow is offering to have sex with former president trump. Wow And he thinks he can do it better than all on you and And all you have to do is get this guy trumps phone number That's amazing. Pretty cool. I miss Melania. Yeah, I miss seeing her Better than Melania Melania

Yeah Wow, he seems attractive and he seems game and I like his energy. I hope he gets what he wants I wonder if Trump will be open to it. I know he's traditionally liked women but I don't know. I love Donald Trump. Not every sees this guy. Yeah, this guy's got a fucking Bubbles, let's just he might be native american because he has the same teeth as that guy From the last episode who's not jewish, right that last guy who wasn't jewish, but was native american and had very similar teeth

I am There's bubbles. There he is. He does have a bubbles look. It's true There he is. Yeah Yeah Oh, there's bubbles looking normal the actor. That's wow looks big difference. That's bubbles. Yeah Oh, he's arrested for domestic battery. Shut up. That's a very bubbles charge, isn't it? Yeah Art imitates life life imitates art really cool Didn't know that wonder who he assaulted

I'm glad he made a tiktok about it. Let's see The guy his name is mike smith with a woman. Yeah Hmm That was oh hollywood police. It was in la 1 15 a.m fighting out in a bathroom next to the pool at the roosevelt hotel. That's cool Uh Okay, just having fun He had a goofball, huh? 20 grand bail. Yeah, he's probably goofing around. Yeah. Yeah. Oh bubbles. What are you doing, bro?

Um, wait, is this somebody else here smith previously spoken out against violence supported his trailer park boys co-star lucy De cuterio After she accused the canadian radio personality of choking and raping her jesus christ He was found not guilty Last month, okay A lot of stuff going on up north. Jeez. I know didn't realize this Oh, that's old as fuck. It was 2016. Yeah, okay

Well, we were behind. I really look so different without like the glasses and the facial expression. Yeah Guys got to be exhausting on like a 16 hour day. It's just thinking that they're probably like, hey, man Hey, mike gotta kind of do the bubbles face He's like every line. Yeah Yeah, you don't want to do the character, man. Yeah, I bet it's it's grueling. It works you out. Yeah Um, here's our number our friend Hey, lor

Great day today for ct spray tans lor de augustino. Yeah, how was the bodybuilding competition? Did you kill it? But i'm not even saying anything loran i'm not even I'm not even saying anything This time it's not me. All right, follow ct spray tans everybody It's over. It's over It's over I don't want to see another one of her. No, there's only one in there. She's really sweet. She's very sweet

Yeah, he does this to her all the time this time though. What you missed is that he didn't say anything He's like, how was your thing and she's like, I don't want he's like, okay. How was your context? And then she just started dry-heathing. He's like, I didn't do anything Now it's like locked into her head if she sees him in a camera. Like pavlovian. Yeah, it's pavlovian at this point Yeah, it's amazing. It's hilarious. Poor lady Boy, her husband really tortures her, huh? Yeah, I wonder if he farts and shits and Just you know, i'm not gonna stop burping and farting. Oh, I know I know you've been doing it for over a decade

I did I told you I had a boyfriend that like was so annoying with me. It's like god. Yeah I'm like, sorry. Give me his number. I want to talk to him So what he would just go he would just voice his displeasure. So but also I was generally Messier than he was. So I think yeah, I didn't like it I'm just a big pig Look, I'm not a neat Lady. I'm just not I know this

Maybe that's the kind of pig man I get because I'm a pig with tits Cool I'm gonna pig with tits. Yeah Yeah, imagine that Um, so so yeah, there's a oh here we go. So what do we get a pet? Holy shit finger in the bear's mouth. No big What's language was that again? Russian no surprise

Jesus idiot How is he this confident with this bear he must have raised him from you think so I hope Because I just imagine, you know when you scratch a cat's belly and they don't like it and they hind kick They hind kick leg like no, I don't like kick you Yeah, you've had a cat any you know when you rub that cat's belly and they like use their hind legs to To kick back. I was picturing that bear just fucking kicking that guy's arm out of the socket. Yeah, this whole head coming Kind of wild they're like Yeah

There I am Yeah He's so Canadian about it. Hey, yeah, look at these titties. Hey, we gotta go find that pig. What city is he in again? Was it Calgary? Yes, that where he is I'm gonna have to make a stop there. Oh I have to I gotta go try to find norm. I would love you to find norm. Yeah, I heard the borders are open now to canada Are they? Yeah. Well, my Canadian friend Shane was just here. What kind of uh,

What are you gonna go to a fine restaurant with him or I don't know. I don't know just meet him come in his mouth Just, you know, he'd love that. He doesn't like guys He likes he does that for whenever his mistress tells him Oh, well, you have to get with his mistress first and get the okay the orders I blew this guy Yeah, I wonder where he is in his cycle If he's so right if he's into it or if he's out of the loop French Canadian

Poutine fries. Oh, that was so cool. Yeah, maybe go off. Well, what if we went out for poutine? That's what you're gonna do. Yeah, I love poutine Find a place. Yeah. Yeah, let's get an update on norm. Yeah. Yeah. See how he's doing if you don't mind Yeah, you got it. Yeah He's a sweetheart You want to swing hilarious? I don't think you're aware of this. So somebody Uh went on tinder And decided to you to like to flirt like open his game that he would use good morning, julia joe's words, you know

You're precious. Yeah, like good morning, julia. It's me joe Just wanted to say hi wish you a great day Tell you that meeting you yesterday And getting a look at you was probably one of the greatest moments of my life. You were so beautiful You don't know how beautiful You are to me. Okay. So you know you're gorgeous. You're precious. Just a reminder to everyone. It's so uncomfortable Oh, it's so predatory

So he matched with her it goes good morning. Julie. It's me joe. Just wanted to say hi wish you a great day I tell you that meeting yesterday She writes back ha ha. I am confused your name is eric or joe Good morning. It's night. I think now. I don't think I met you. You don't know how beautiful you are to me You're precious. She's gorgeous. He writes to her She writes, um, maybe if you met I mean person you would not think so It's been sitting in my mind when you said you want to go back with your boyfriend Please erase him from your mind

They'll never go back to your past. I know because I've been there She writes ha ha. I'm a little bit confused. I will play along I would not go back to him because I broke up with him because I was fantasizing about someone else I understand we're trying to find somebody and you go on dates and nothing compares to your ex This is all exactly what joe says in the video It seems like maybe you're still into your ex I will love you like you've never been loved before. I will cherish you I'll make you feel like a woman a real woman

And believe me if you experience me, you won't even know who your ex boyfriend is Open up your heart to me and your arms. Let's go full throttle Uh, she writes, I am not into my ex, but it seems like you are very confident Oh, her name is julia. Yeah, that's why he did it. I think I can see myself falling in love with you I don't know. I just look into your eyes. She goes, that's good. I never met you before No, anyhow, I'm head off to work. Do you work night shifts at self-employed? Um, this is my cute little home everything you see behind me. I built everything every square. He keeps going exactly what joe says She goes, you are a very interesting person to talk to. What's your favorite thing to build?

How do you know how to build everything? He goes, you're a sweetheart of this conversation. I didn't scare you That's how I feel So you know that okay, I look forward to going out to dinner with you. Let's make it happen I don't think it scared me and just confused me a little bit But I think I would not mind potentially meeting you because you seem interesting to talk to most people just say hi Um We're uh, what are you free for coffee or dinner? I'm leaving for a week tomorrow. So I guess after that you live kind of far Guess I don't know how to long enough to drive 18 miles. Maybe it's not that far. I don't know. I'm sleepy. Mwah child, baby

So he used joe's entire thing and got a date and it worked. It worked Wow, it just goes to show that women are so desperate for courtship and and just anything more than a high Even if you're just like rehearsing something you saw in a movie You know or in this case a psychopath's message to a woman I mean, I I imagine it's it's got to be hard to Yeah, court women over DMs and to get something like that. So this is the type of guy you get. I'm a very handy guy and uh I'd love to build you whatever you want You're a sweetheart. So I hope this video doesn't scare you

But that's how I feel I just want you to know that Okay, no look forward. Um going out to dinner with you So Let's make it happen Child baby, that's the worst part is them Okay, you come I want someone to do that one next

Oh Just do all of Leo's lines. That's a good one. Yeah Yeah, it's a normal size and then when she's like do not message me again. Just write you better coming up in me But isn't it interesting to how a transcript of joe Is not nearly as creepy as a video of joe. Yes, it's totally different It's all in the presentation. It is because she's like, haha I'm just confused and I would agree you read that the reading. I also I want to point this out Joe's not a bad-looking guy by any means. You know, no, I think he looks like a very pleasant gentleman

What if joe's speech is from a really handsome guy like a really handsome guy? I don't know. I think again, it's the It's the the desperation. Yeah That's the problem the desperation It doesn't read in the texts in the that's true written for maybe but he's the performance Which is authentic is desperate and that's why it's That's why it puts you off so hard Because I wonder if this could be delivered not desperate Yes, right like if the guy was like good morning. It's want to let you know that meeting you yesterday. Ah

Yeah, best day of my life. Yeah, you know and everything you see here. I build I'm a I can do anything like a little more pleasant and not like, you know not reading so like I want to eat you. Yeah And then someone's like, oh, this was like sweet. This guy sent me a message, right? Or like if it's just like a really Handsome dude that maybe she's like, oh, this is the best message. But the don't go back to your ex that hole Yeah, that part try to deliver that nonchalant. Go ahead Um here Here's your acting tom try to try to deliver that in a sitting in my mind when you said to me you want to go back with your ex boyfriend

Please erase him from your memory. Don't ever go back in the past You know, it's been sitting in my mind what you said about your ex boyfriend. Please Erase him from your memory. I don't don't ever go back in the past. You know, let's live right now. Like that's good That's good. That's good acting. That's good. That's good. Just I know get on with it. Yeah, because I've been there And I understand when you know, you're trying to find somebody Because I know I've been there and I know when you're trying to find somebody then you find someone like you I just want to squeeze you until your head fucking pops up

That's what I read like Yeah, he's so desperate Take your neck and go That's how you courted me. Yeah, that's all the kind of shit you said in the beginning Like I'll snap your neck. I want to rip your head off and Just push push down your neck That piss all over your mouth. I did not say that I want to fuck your eyeballs out I didn't say that but he did say you want to squish my head and hurt me and stuff

You did those were glaring red flags that I ignored Why'd you ignore them? I liked you Because you were my kind of crazy. I was like this guy's fucked up. Just like oh, yeah And you go on dates. Oh stop nothing compares To your ex but there is that off better person out there. Oh, no, don't say it I promise you it is me I got the chills

but there is That better person out there And julia I promise you. Oh, I don't like it It's me. It's bad, man And if you say no to this Yeah Don't think that I can't find where you yeah, that's hotter than that

I like that over that any day Just when you think i'm gone You hear your blinds rattle. Oh, no You get up to pee in the middle of the night. Yeah, make sure you look in the shower Yeah, because joe's gonna be standing right there. I like joe. I like that joe better I take that joe any day. Really? Yeah, it's hot. You're into me This guy is just pathetic. He's into anybody that gives him um

A scrap of attention. Yeah, he's into any stray dog. All poor julia actually did was just she didn't even give him attention That's what i mean. Yeah, I mean it was like She's walking to her car I know she had the gym and he's like, oh, who are you like it wasn't even some connection There really wasn't But that guy that you just did like he's so into me because he knows me and he knows like He's picked me Yeah, bundy style. Yeah, it's not attractive

But devotion devotion Okay I like that. By the way hated that burp Everybody else in the booth did too. Look around. I don't care I also blow my nose into my hand. I still do. I don't finally caught one of those the other day It is more revolting than you think She was like I was like, what are you doing?

She's like, uh, I have to get up and get a tissue. Like that's what everybody does But was it during a romantic moment? No. No No I maintain the dignity of those moments with you What nothing what are you thinking about now revolting that was fucking tinesian girlfriend, huh? Are you thinking of her? Huh? Huh? No, that was that was a piggy. That was a real piggy She was nasty

Can we watch some tiktoks? Okay, it's been so long and I've been waiting so patiently We didn't get to him in the last last episode And I love them You sure do. I bet you bitches are looking for me I I hope he sees it. Yeah quite a threat. He had like those very scary teeth. Yeah, I feel like this man could be trained To be a good actor. I think so. He's not yet, but I think he could be he has like the Putin

Hello, beauty. Yeah, he's needed to memorize his lines first. I think that would have helped. He's stammered Yeah, yeah, I would have I would have done a take two Yeah, second take would have been better because you would do have that option That's what they do in the old moving pictures. They do is take two The dog rights might be a lady. I think you're right. Is it a is it a they them? Oops Shit, it might be a lady. I think she could be a great actress too Let's move on I want any to go on a date with her

What do you think? Why y'all do this to me, man? I just feel like you're not attracted to her and I'd like to see you navigate it for a while It means he likes you. I couldn't. Yeah, apparently you're my best friend now She's throwing me all the good stuff What would it take? No, I could not. There's no chance. Wait a minute All right, what's up? What would it take for you to take her out on a date? Just to take me out You listen to her just a day. Yeah He holds her hand and he gives her a kiss good night. Yeah, you have to kiss that mouth with tongue

What would it say like monetarily? What would it take to get this? On my mouth Bruh, bruh, uh, bruh couple racks Bruh He can't even say a number Because he knows that he knows the number is going to be offensive. Yeah All right point taken

Come on that's impossible Because well, she is she's not she's a whole white baby. Well, it's a lot. It's I don't just mean I mean, you know the crazy is also she's crazier than fuck But you don't think she could use a nice night out a free meal. Oh, I think she could use I think she could use a little bit of tender loving care But I think I know someone who would do a good job. I just you know Selfish. Yeah being real selfish right now I

Could you imagine though if any asked her out and me asked her out I was switching this up now where I'm asking first. It was paying me money. Well, no, but that's part of the plan Oh, I gotta ask her. Yeah, yeah beautiful and show. Okay. I see like how would you use me beautiful? What are you doing tonight? Yeah, how would you slide into her? You gotta be like god, I love when you do that I'm like, come on, baby. Let's get this over. Let's get this. Oh, we gotta do this proof. You got you're like I'm supposed to get paid. Can you do this? I'll give you a hundred dollars if you make it fucking quick. You know what I'm saying? Oh my god

How about you tom? Let's bookmark her and see if we can contact her You Does that remind you of your summers in Peru? Don't drop what lita did to you That's wild Yeah, but you know how much that weighs But you know, you have a relative that did that shit to you like everyone's got somebody in their front. Really? No No, nobody in my you guys are fucking class in your family. Yeah, nobody in my family did that

Oh, we did white trash shillings this all the time. You but your hand was dropped like under a guy's gut Yeah, yeah Really? Yeah Like a hundred pound gut. Not like that fat, but you know fun games like this. Yeah, wait. What specifically was the game? I'm trying to remember like, you know, he just stupid shit like this like was it like hey reaching my panthers came in there there's like That's what it kind of sounds like But if someone would do this in my family, okay, wait, so what do you feel?

How do you feel? How do I feel watching that? Isn't that funny as shit? I mean, yeah, it's kind of like it's also like alarming that he seems like he's really trying and he can't get out of there I want to know what that weighs Her fat and she's huge. That's really big that poor little arm. It's too big That's like juju's arm. Ellis's arm. All right, any between this one and the last one I was waiting for it. I was waiting for it. Who would you go out with first? I go with this one. Yeah, at least you can't even see her face. Scream. Yeah, it's true. I can't see your face And she's fun. Yeah, she seems fun and she's not, you know, making videos about how

She'd be like oh, yeah, stupid. She's oh, yeah, any. Why don't put your peepee under my gut? See if you can fuck it Often you have a new fetish when you come back. You're like, I like to nut under these big fat guts God, help me. Please. No Not that one Now hear me out if we had the right producer on this track, it could slap right any Hey That's what I'm saying. They're from the same school. It feels like So good up the sun

That's him. Oh my god, it is him. That's cut of the kill. I didn't realize that was him. I didn't realize that was him either Wow, wow, so that's not wow the coincidence that I'm triggered Wow, what are the chances? I just randomly found him. He really likes to put his his raps out there Well, you know when you're an artist and you do it for just the love of the game Nothing can stop you when you're a creative person Yeah, you know you and I did stand up for free for many many years because we love it so much Yeah, getting paid is just a perk These guys

My camera attack am I line Valentine line Boy Jackie Hunter It's pretty good. It's cute. It's very cute. Jackie the parrot. Yeah, so these are all baby parrots that this guy is raising It's cute and he gives updates on them every day. He tucks them in and he it's it's adorable That's adorable. Yeah, I could see myself getting crazy like I definitely could see it too. Yeah Yeah, I think you're not that far from this not far at all. When all the kids go to high school

I'll be getting six parrots and I'll be tucking them in Lovely Are you gonna make love to me now? I don't make love I fuck hard Oh, I like the tongue wag at the end. That was cool Well, this had all the elements of an amazing talk. Don't you see it? Don't you get it? Yeah, first of all, okay So it's a horny talk, which you know are my favorites to put that horny in his other

Number two, he do edit her and the sinking did not match up whatsoever and that didn't stop him from publishing His whole vibe is lit lit I mean shirtless sunglasses Not being able to do the lipstick correctly Holding a wad of cash tongue wag. I mean he's got all the fucking markers. Yeah Yeah, I mean it is rare to find all these boxes angle angled up like it's like yeah It's all amazing and then she's got great. She's got She's got full tattooed titties. Did you notice that like that? No, I miss that

She's real life Tina I mean her titties are I'm not saying like a chest piece in the middle. Yeah her fucking titties, bro Are like tatted up. That's that's tough. Yeah Stop sending coins cards keys and jewelry through letters This machine will rip them out Did you know that interesting this is secrets of the united states postal service USPS and this is one of their hot tips. Don't send that stuff that that's a sorting machine, right interesting Yeah, and it'll rip out whatever shit you're gonna do. No

And he's like I've sent so many drugs Through the mail I mean I was gonna say something a little you know more youtube safe, but low key. Yeah And ain't no problem. So that's interesting. I think that the maybe it's standard letters that this is a this could be an issue with but if you put it into like envelope Yeah, like a bigger, you know, I mean it's just saying that like that can happen because that makes sense if that machine is

Like, you know letters are supposed to be letters. Yeah, are you sending them through letters? I I sent I sent one. Uh, what was it? It was like a vape cartridge, you know, like the little right I sent that through Regular just the envelope. Maybe you got lucky though. Maybe I got lucky. I don't know Hmm guys, just pay attention when you're sending your illegal stuff in the mail If you could have me for 24 hours And I couldn't say no What would we do? What would you do with them for 24 hours?

So this is a popular meme where it's usually hot chicks. Yeah doing the voiceover like if you could have me for 24 hours And I couldn't say no, what would you do? I mean, what do people say to that? I'm fucking oh the fucking bend you over I treat you like a queen It ranges from like I treat you like the queen you are too. I bend you over and fuck you It's it's a way for hot girls to get hot girl attention. Sure this meme, but then when this guy does it It's a whole different thing. It's kind of interesting. No, yeah, it's artistic Oh Yeah

Okay, I love that he thought that he's gonna get The same he did it because he's like I want those types of answers Yeah, like I want people to be like, oh you can't say no Yeah, yeah, I know He's like what what what wouldn't I do with you? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's for hot chicks You know just try it out my new cosplay face paint Tell me what you think about it

Huh If you like it or if you don't have a good day I can't get over how stupid this guy is Did you imagine putting yourself out there like tell me if you like it or not like what do you think people are gonna write? I mean his world It's probably a few people that go to those and he and they're like fucking killed it, bro You look amazed. I think it's so embarrassing. What is that? He's gonna have to be a cat. Is that what that is? Is that cat makeup? Who's in the cosplay? Are you in the new cats play sir? He looks like cats. It does look like cats

He's the angelical cat the evangelical cat. I don't know what he is. It's fucking terrible. The jellicles I got an eyelid piercing Cool, right? You're gonna get one too. Holy shit. Yeah, that can't be good for you How do you sleep that's gotta be horrible that looks rough Fuck yeah, this is making my stomach hurt You sure you don't have to shit again. I don't think so. I might after if I watch this video again. I might yeah That's fucking rough. I know it's cool though Well, don't you think no, hold on

When people were getting this person's eyelid not eyebrow the eyelid is pierced but remember when people were getting lip piercings and Nose rings at first everybody was like, how can they do that that don't boogers get caught in it? It's unsanitary. You know, she's just leading the way She's revolutionary, Tom. Yeah the next generation of cool piercings I respect this man's eating game. I feel like Burt would respect this too. Yeah Yeah, Burt would do that. He'd be like, I'm doing that tonight I'm making that tonight

I love that. I love you so much I hold you things to you That I would not even do to a farm animal. That's love, baby Look, these guys love it. I don't know what your problem is. Everyone else is having a big fun time in the sound booth Hello, they loved it This is getting big lol's not like your horrible videos of people dying in trucking accidents. Yeah, listen. Uh, this this one did it for you This is what gets you. This is hilarious This guy does all creep videos. He does

He does You sound surprised. I am surprised He's not explaining. Well, I don't know this world like you. So you have to fuck. Yeah, this is this guy's lane It's always being creepy and shit Okay Wow I'll do things to you that I wouldn't you. I don't like it. I don't like it. I didn't say I enjoyed it Where is the guy that the mommies have gone on?

Chomo guy. Oh that guy. He's on tiktok too. Yeah, this dude is fucking great This guy the mommies found him. Yeah Um, hold on. And I discovered him after the mommies had already been Torturing him and I was like, oh, this is fucking amazing Um, here we go. I got him Stop calling me that name. Stop calling me a chomo. I'm not a chomo Stop calling me a chomo. I'm not a chomo. What's wrong with you? You're the weirdos

No way. Hi That's a don't call me daddy style. Uh-huh Um Let's see internet personality Oh, he's an infamous being a fart fetishist. I didn't realize I didn't know that Compilation of more clips of him telling people not to call him a chomo Yeah, he has been accused of actually being a chomo. Oh in real life. Oh kidoki then Stop calling me chomo. I fucking mean it. I'm sick and tired. I'm not no chomo. What is wrong with you people

I'll get you back for this Oh boy, you're gonna pay the price. You see I'm not no chomo I Stop doing your retarded shit. I don't care how much you say it. I'm not gonna stop I'm doing what the fuck it is. I want to understand Stop fucking doing it because I'm gonna fight back and fight back and fight back all I want. I'm not gonna stop Do you have the videos of him why So there's videos of him dressed as a school boy

And then being like I look extra young in this look. So he is he is Enticing people to call him Oh, that's in the tech talk folder. So really? So yeah, let's let me show you because I I pulled that as background because I was like, why are we calling him a chomo? And then I did a dive and I'm like, oh Here it is. He's like, I'm looking younger every day. Like oh I'm a kid and I don't have to go to school I'm a kid and I don't have to go to school

I'm a kid and I don't have to go to school What do you think? It's strange it's definitely weird and I don't like it Well, this guy Spakostarica Can you buy a pound of tuna a pound of tuna for like five bucks? Buy a fresh caught from the freaking ocean out here And just eat it five bucks a pound of tuna

raw Got my papaya here the papayas are so delicious We got some avocado Hmm and a freaking bone. Yeah Full of bone marrow. So what I'm gonna do is after eat this tuna I can't stand to go to a sushi restaurant and pay so much money for sushi. Well, look at this It's a pound of yummy delicious raw tuna for just

Like five bucks I can't even eat this much is so much What a primal way to be I like it here I don't think I'm gonna eat this avocado because this is gonna fill me up Okay, I mean his guts have to be so strong. Yeah, I bet you he's got guts of steel this guy He's doing it. He never gets diarrhea apparently. I don't know. He doesn't say that

He might live with diarrhea, but we don't know. Do you think he's just for years He's like, I don't know why but the thing is like most of you I have diarrhea seven eight times a day now I don't know I mean Okay, this is a different guy This guy put steak took it out for a week and that's what it looks like So this is another guy that's been eating raw on tiktok rameet And that steak looks rotten as shit

And he's into eating it like that too. He shows you There you go. Looks like shit. It's green It's black. It's not meant to be consumed, but he's gonna eat it Why does he have to eat them rotten? The insides are still normal looking. It is only two weeks old I Mean maybe his stomach is used to this bacteria I'm not sure what the utility is in this I don't know. I don't get it. He's just showing that he's rotten food. Yeah

He's into the the raw food eating thing, but that's not just raw. That's rotten. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Rami is always hmm chewier Okay, I guess he doesn't get sick anymore. So some people think that I've just been seasoning a fresh steak each time I'd like you to have a look at what's happening to the fat there Yeah, it's molding over that doesn't happen We're just seasoning. You know, it's been sitting out So here's a good look of what's left over um

Which I will sample again next week Okay, thanks everybody he's into eating raw I Mean, I don't know how this doesn't kill you because don't don't you die from like botulism and and I don't know the size behind kill you Chad can't these bacterias kill you? Yeah, I think it might uh, you might need to get used to eating that kind of food Over time. Yeah, and then you'll build a resistance to it. Yeah, I believe so Okay

Well, that's a good thing to get into it's like your next hobby. Yeah is I'm always looking for hobbies acclimating your body to rotten meat Yeah, and then a few short months You can eat the steak too Okay, um, let's wrap this up. Why I was just having fun. Everyone's having a great time. No, I want to go Uh, thank you guys for watching and listening and um, yeah, we love you Yeah, and we'll see you this respect That was for you. Yeah, I know you looked right at me. I know it's for me You do have a Jewish nose, especially when you laugh

I'm telling you man, it gets even more Jewish looking when you laugh hard So does mine though. I've seen me laugh my profile. It's not pretty. Okay And Thank you guys Have a great week. We'll see you soon. Bye. Bye. Love you Oh Oh Oh

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Just click another one. Maybe you'll find someone you like or someone will get hurt