Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - 656 - Danny Brown - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Episode Date: May 18, 2022

A new show has been added to Tom's tour in Niagara Falls at the Fallsview Casino Resort on August 11! Pre-Sale starts Wednesday at 10 am local! Use code TOMMY at https://tomsegura.com/tour to get your tickets! On this week’s YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Christina’s Netflix special outfit, their prom dates, Kevin Samuels’ passings, and watch a guy tattoo his own face.Danny Brown is a rapper and host of The Danny Brown Show. Tom, Christina, and Danny discuss Danny’s new podcast, Madonna, Danny’s relatives, and black barbershops in Austin. They watch “Horrible or Hilarious” videos, videos of Johnny Depp and OJ Simpson, and Christina’s TikTok curations.

I am adding a new show in Niagara Falls at Falls U Casino Resort on Thursday, August 11th. The pre-sale starts Wednesday, May 18th at 10 a.m. Eastern Time. The pre-sale codeword is Tommy, T-O-M-M-Y. The on-sale starts Friday, May 20th. Thank you, get tickets at tomsgrow.com slash tour. That's something I never would have wanted to do it with anybody but y'all.

I was a huge fan of y'all. Y'all know that once I wanted to be a part of family, so I'm glad y'all accepted me. Y'all are my craziness. Oh, yeah. I was about to get us canceled. And we're back. This is another episode of your mom's house.

Regina's here, Tom. I'm here. I'm queer, get used to it. Get used to it? Super exciting stuff. I guess we should just get right into it. Let's do it. Congratulations.

Aren't you stoked? Your new special is streaming now on Netflix. It's called Mom Jeans. I've seen people. Don't clap. No, I don't, don't clap. Because I'm very upset, I'm disappointed in myself. I fought, I fought for the title,

touch my camera through the fence, comma, U F word. And I had so many emails back and forth with Serendos and the team. And I even at one point was like, okay, I'll drop comma, U F word. I'll drop that. But this is important that the fans get what they want

and touch my camera through the fence. So after about 20 rounds, you were there with me. Yeah, I know. And we had our lawyer on it and everybody was like, I thought we were finally gonna get it. Remember that one night where they were like close to surrendering and then.

Yeah. I think the thing is right now, I mean, it should be a celebration. It's not. But a lot of people out there are hurt right now. I'm hurt and I'm, I let you guys down. I let you down.

I let the fans down. I let the mommies down. And I settled and I settled on a secondary title. I mean, it still has Jean in it. Yeah, that's pretty cool. And I did get to wear jeans in the poster. So I thought that was pretty cool. Consolation prize.

And there's a lot of Easter eggs, as they say, for the mommies in the hour. There are, yeah. Touching my camera through the fence, you faggot. I fat shamed Bert in it. That was very cool. And early too, first five or seven minutes. I think, and you know, the kind of, the fun thing is,

he's so fat right now. I know, it's the best part. It's the fattest I've seen him, I think ever. Yeah. Yeah. Well, the timing is everything. He is like falling out of his own body. It's like when they over, I've seen it.

You know what his face looks like when they, An Asian man? Yes. Yeah. But when they overcook a rib and the meat just fall, like he looks like his meats about to fall off his bones. He's so overcooked. His belly too is just like harder and bigger and rounder.

And pink. And red. This is definitely. It's the end. Is that what you were going to say? Yeah. It looks like the end though. I give you that.

I mean. Oh shit, they're going to play this when he dies. I know. Elvis Presley didn't look this bad before he went. God. I mean, that's like, that's an old photo too. Yeah. See, like this is a hands up.

So that kind of elongates you. Yeah. You know, right there too. And like that's supposed to be, that's a thinner version. Cause he's going like this. Yeah. Looks like he's got triplets in there.

God. And you know what's funny or sad rather is that he was pretty good looking when he met Leanne. Cause I can see where his dick, his dick roots are, whatever you guys call that. You know, the, the, the hip bones that Brad picked. Yeah. Did Bert post my picture, my special?

Yeah. Bert. Yeah. I take it all back. Ah, this is what it's like to be with Christina. I know, I'm such a, but here's the thing. Maybe he, is he flattered that I shamed him? Maybe?

No. No. He's just being nice. He's the sweetest. He's the sweet guy. I love Bert. Bert, don't die. Stop eating.

Look at that. Hoshi right there. Again, as a Nanyun Hoshi. Nanyun Hoshi. Huff. As a disno. Yeah. He looks like a disno.

Yeah. Jeez. He moves separate from his Hoshi. Again. He's like a time lapse, time, time work. Also, I wanted to point out something for those of you who haven't watched Mom Jeans on Netflix. This is my favorite part of the special.

Not only did I get legal notes that were ridiculous, I also had to, so I have a stylist who picked out this phenomenal outfit for me. Shout out to Seth Chernoff. What's up, Seth? His amazing, and it was a whole team of gay men who made me look fantastic. As always.

For the best. I prefer Latin gays, but shout out to all the men that, and women. They're the fliest dudes on the planet. They're fucking so amazing, this team of guys that helped me out. Blacks and gays. And gay black, get out of here.

Double. Yeah. So Seth submits the invoice to Netflix for my outfit that I wear on Mom Jeans on the special. They replied with, we have never spent this much money on a special outfit ever. To which I replied, not even Tom Segura who bought the jacket that he didn't wear.

And they were like, no, no, no, this tops. I don't even know what your outfit was. You don't have to say it, but yeah. Oh, I'm not gonna tell you the number, but let me tell you what I did. So first of all, it's a Dolce and Cabana suit, which I never owned one in my life. But I put that sucker on, and I was like, yep, buy me two.

A backup, you have to buy a backup, and the primary. Because what happens on day of, you rip it. You got two. Well, here's why. Because, so I said, okay, I want this one, and I also want Swarovski crystals on it. So the suit doesn't come with crystals, but now I'm in Texas, y'all, and I was like, let's go hard.

So I had them put Swarovski crystals, not just fucking fake shit. So that's the, you know, sparkles. And then the necklace is another, how many, I don't know, thousands and thousands. Jesus. The shoes are Alaya, which is just ridiculously expensive. I mean, look, watch just to see this outfit.

It costs all goddamn fortune. Now you look super fly, look at that. And then I had it altered to fit me, just so. The rings. Wait, okay. Can you make that larger? Oh, do you know what is, don't do that. No, no, I'm looking at the.

You know how many people are going to photoshop stuff into that photo? Whatever. Look at those tits. My tits, I had a tit job. I had to get my teeth whitened. Yeah, you went for it. You look great.

I went hard. And then the undershirt, the sparkle undershirt, that's another goddamn fortune. Look at those stones. I see the crystals now, okay. And then I did crystals down the pants, too. You did? So I went so hard, I went hard on the suit.

I went so fucking hard. It cost so much money. You got two made? Two, because, well, because I'm like, you have to have a backup suit in case you, on the day of taping. Yeah, usually people have backup t-shirts. Not Dolce and Giovanna with Swarovski crystals.

Oh, well, that's what I'm saying. So I had to do it to two suits, in case one got damaged, day of taping. And where I sweat through it, or God knows what, because there's two tapings you have to get through. How much was this? I mean, oh, and here's the other part. So I licensed, Frankie goes to Hollywood, relax.

Yeah, that's a good move. It's not free. That is, I know. That alone, they were like, no bitch. No, after the outfit, after, I taped in New York City, which was another fortune, during COVID. It was, this is a multi-million dollar special. Yeah.

And then to license Frankie was six figures. And I was like, yeah, fucking do it. The fans deserve it. And you didn't give me, touch my camera through the fence. It's the least you can do. It's the least you could do. So there you go.

The most expensive special in history. And it looks great. You did great. Also, I have some merch, I'd like to plug, really, really good stuff on, check it out for my jeans, the store. At one of your studios.com. You guys, I have some gender conscious onesies.

If you guys want to check those out, probably my favorite item in the store. Go ahead and click on that person with a vagina. I'm onesie, and then person with a penis. Buy it for someone who's going to have. Non-gender conforming infant one piece. Yeah. It's good.

It's very good. I like that one. And then, oh, look at that. It's a hit. I have a feeling this one's going to sell really fast. Yeah. And yeah, I mean, men can have periods too, guys. It's a new era.

And I tote bags. Also, my favorite, because I have notebooks a lot. Write it down, bitch. Write it down. And then I got some great 80s looking t-shirts. So check that stuff out. That's really cool. Very cool.

How retarded. So, How retarded. Let's get this episode going. You want to play a fun one here? How retarded. Oh, shit. I just picked the wrong clip.

Fuck. Hold on. This is so cool. I'm so excited to show you this. Ah. And I fucking lost it. And you're fucking so fucking retarded. Here we go, here we go.

Ready? I'm ready. Hey. Hey. There you go. Hey, don't do that, man. Don't, for real, don't tattoo your forehead. You really tattooing your forehead?

Man. You got such cool t-shirts. You got that one. You did it. Woo! What does it look like? Hahaha. That's the best.

Don't bring anyone loving to this. It's got a bunch of cool tattoos. Oh yeah, it looks great. Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house. Yeah, me and me and me and him. With Tom Segura. Mom.

Sigur. And Christina Pajitsi. Christina Pajitsi. Christina Pajitsi. Welcome to your mom's house. Yeah me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me. Play the guitar. You're gonna play that in so long.

Show me. Yeah me and me and me and me and me and me and me and, me and me and me, me and, me and me and me and me and me, me and, me and me and me and, me and me and me and me and me and me! Me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me! Hostos. Tattooing your own forehead is cool. So crazy. Real quick, let's see. May 29th, I added a show in Columbus, Ohio.

Oh, I like that. You can still get tickets to TomSeguro.com slash tour. And pretty wild, I added a show at Ball Arena in Denver, Colorado. On July 24th, those tickets are also available. I can't speak today. At TomSeguro.com slash tour, I'm bringing multiple acts. It's gonna be a big fun night. So if you didn't get tickets for the 23rd, which is sold out, we now added a show the 24th.

In Denver. In Denver, which is legitimately my favorite. Like it's my favorite place. Do you realize that you just said you added a third arena? No, a second. A second arena show. It's pretty wild. I know.

It's crazy. I mean, who are we? Who are you? It's unreal. I'm a guy that wants to tattoo on his forehead. That's who I am. So this was on the talk, right? I found this guy and I was like, gold.

And then I did a deeper dive to make sure that this is real. Yeah. It's real. Because there's one of him like, I don't know if it's in the folder. The next day. Yeah. And he's like, well, I made a mistake. I did this tattoo here and then did that.

And is that a mistake by chance? Substance involved for sure. Substance. Is it just alcohol though? My goodness. I would guess that he tries more than just alcohol. He's doing a hairline. You just need to just hack in your whole hairline.

What a shitty friend to encourage this. That sounds like me. Come on. I would definitely be that the guy recording. Dude, that looks cool. Come on, Bert. It looks good. Keep doing it.

This could have been new for him. He'd be like, cool. I'm like, it looks really cool. Look at his old work. He's got like a kite with a cross. One eighth, one slash. Oh, an eight ball. Well, that makes sense.

Where are you seeing that? So on his belly, there's an eight ball. Oh. So someone's an eight ball. Oh, yeah. So probably more than alcohol. Is that it's cocaine and cocaine and heroin together, right? Is that an eight ball?

I don't think it's with heroin. What's eight ball? Just an amount of cocaine. Cocaine, yeah. Oh, what's the one? That's a speedball. A speedball. Cool.

But he's probably got that somewhere, too. Just not in frame right now. What a good idea. Oh, I can't. I cannot believe that. Yeah, that's a. That's how you do it. I mean, we've been doing this show for a decade

and I have yet to see that happen. This is elite level. Yeah, I'm surprised. He gets grandfathered into the Cool Guy Club for sure. Yeah, he's going to get up. He's skipping the line. I know. Automatic membership.

That is a maze. Oh, so I saw this ad on TikTok that you can have temporary tattoos, meaning they'll ink them on and then the ink fades after one year. Have you heard of this? No, but I would do that. I would do it, too. But do you trust it? Because it's new.

Is it proven to work? I don't know. It's in LA. I saw it on the talk. It's a somewhere in LA. You can go and get tattoos inked on whatever you want. And in one year it goes away. But OK, do you buy it?

Do you believe that? I mean, does it it says made to made to fade was the thing, right? But like, does it really? Does it fade or does it absolutely go away? That's true. That's kind of. Oh, yeah. OK, I don't trust these fools. One month.

What was that? What's the second one there? Five months. Five months. Nine months and then 12 to 15. It's gone. Hmm. So my guess is they just don't go as deep into the the dermal.

Can you make this bigger? Yeah. So the science behind it. OK, ephemeral ink is made of a medical grade, biodegradable solution in natural colors of colors that are designed to be broken down by your body. Unlike traditional tattoo ink particles, which cannot be removed by your body, our ink particles get smaller and smaller over time,

allowing your immune system to break them down. OK. What would you get? I mean. Would you do your forehead? No. I probably do that hairline. You always wanted to do the arm. I think an arm. What would you get on there?

I don't know. Maybe like the whole my struggle thing that you were going. Oh, my God. I you know what? It's really promising. What I thought of immediately is that now our bets in the office. Yeah. Have real consequences that last for a year.

If you know what I'm saying. Yeah, I do know what you're saying. That Charlie Chaplin mustache. Chris isn't in here crying right now. Yeah, he'd be like, no, I don't know. No, if this involves real stakes or fun, I don't want to be involved. Yeah, but this is not a real stake.

Like it goes away. It's still a real stake, though. You're I would get my knuckle tattoos. I'm going to keep my eye on this. I would want to see what life is like as an arm sleeve guy, you know, with like a sleeve that takes so long. I know so long to just have it for a year. Yeah, it's so painful.

You still want to see what it's like. Yeah. And then it fades. And then you're like, oh, that was a fun ride. It's like dating a stripper. You know, you want to do it for a little while. A little one. Yeah, you don't want to commit.

Not a life. Lifestyle. You do a full sleeve. That'd be dope. I would. I would. If you were like this, you don't like if this doesn't. It's not what you want.

It's going to go away. And then if you're like, I love this thing, then you get it permanently done. What's wrong with that? I had nothing's wrong with that. I don't think there's ever been a thing like that where you can like try the fucking ink on. I mean, it's really interesting.

I'm going to get my knuckles done. I could get it gene. Anything. Yeah. Come check it out. Check it out. Try it out. How about FGTRTD?

Uh-huh. And then what's that last two for ever? There you go. That would be really crazy. That would be crazy. People would be like, I'm picking up our kids from school. And they're like, those are interesting. And then people would be like a year from now.

They'd be like, oh, she finally smartened up and had those removed. She was living with the devil, y'all. Y'all? Y'all? She had that devil in her life. I know. Speaking of the devil, prom.

I was in hotels this week, and I saw just prom. It was prom. I mean, it was like, took over. Like the rooms, car services were all booked in every city. So they were like, they were all in desperate to try to get you a car to go anywhere, go to the airport. All that stuff was because it took over. And it got us thinking about our proms.

Well, yeah, we've talked about almost everything. And we've never talked about prom. I know. I know. No. I mean, look, I've done two. I did my sophomore or the first one, whatever, that baby prom.

Yeah. And I did it with my goth boyfriend. Yeah. And we dressed totally goth. This was sophomore year? Like? No, junior year. Yeah, sorry, junior year.

Prom is for juniors and seniors, right? Yeah. Sorry, I forgot. And I went fully goth, like blue velvet dress. I like black hair. He had black hair. And like, he wore a suit, which was new. Like, he didn't wear a dress, which was cool.

Oh, my gosh. They wouldn't let you do that, you know? Yeah. And then senior prom. I'm such a fucking loser. Like, Sean and my best friend Sean, I have both brought losers to senior prom. Why?

Didn't they bring you? Because here's the deal, man. He did it exactly. Well, here's the deal. Because I went to an old girl's Catholic school, and all our friends, all the boys that we associated with, had gone to college. They were older than us.

They were a year ahead of us. So all the boys in LA that we were friends with. All the cool chicks hung out with guys that were older. Of course, yeah, dude. Because we were getting laid and having fun and doing drugs and stuff. And then they laughed. And I was just stuck with this bottom of the barrel.

These fucking valley rats that were just like sniffing at my cooch for the last three years. And now they're finally at their turn. I was so embarrassed, like. What were you embarrassed by? Oh, my God, I just hate him so much. His look? Well, yeah, he was, he had a lot of cool tats too.

He had like a bat tattoo and like, like a lot of bad tattoos and like. You were embarrassed, like, I see you're embarrassed now, but then you were embarrassed? A little, but I tried to like, no, he's your friend, cool. You were going, did you go as friends? Yeah. Was there like potential in the air of like?

No. No? I mean, I threw him a pity. A pity blowy? I'm so embarrassed. Like, when I look back on, God, like the people I banged, that one is like. Wait, so is this your one ever one nighter?

Did you guys date? I banged him a few times. Oh, you banged him a few times? Well, here's the deal, because I've dealt with the shame of it, like with therapy. My therapist is like, yeah, but you were just like this young confused girl

you need to love, you could, and I was like, yeah, yeah, like I've convinced myself, like, he's so not my type. And so that. Do you consider this guy an ex-boyfriend? Like, I don't want to. No, but when you're listing ex-boyfriends, is he an ex?

No, and that's the thing is that I count him as like a mistake, like a side. I count him as a detour. You have, you have. He's what they call the moped. He's the moped. You have kept this out of conversations for a long time. Because I'm deeply ashamed.

I know you are. I'm deeply fucking ashamed. You've always been like, I've only had boyfriends. I've only. Yeah, he was somebody I knew. It wasn't like a stranger. Wait, I just said you consider him ex-boyfriend. You're like, no.

And now you're like, yeah, he was. You realize that you just went back on that, right? I know, shut up. Because I'm fucking embarrassed. Like, I'm fucking. Look, you shouldn't be embarrassed. You shouldn't be embarrassed or ashamed. It was fucking a thousand years ago.

He was just so uncomfortable. Why does it make it, it's fine. He was just like this like interim. It's fine. Why does it have to be perfect? It's fine. I know. Everybody's allowed to drape day people

they're not proud of. That's what my shrink said. And that I just needed love and my home life was bad. I can't believe you're this mortified by this. I mean. I don't understand why. It's like. It was like one of those,

you were being one of those people that like, you just don't want to take them out in public. Yeah. You quietly like. Yeah. Yeah. That was my, that was my, it's the moped, right?

Like you, you get it. You ride it around because you have to, but you don't want your friends to know. Isn't that what they call the moped? It gets you from point A to point B, but you don't want anybody knowing that you ride a moped. And it wasn't because of like a secret attraction to him. It was, or it was.

No, it was like, I'll tell you what happened. So, so the love, the first love of my life. Yeah, of course. My first love went to college. Right. And he was, you know, my super God's boyfriend. I loved him. And I was really heartbroken and devastated.

And this vulture, this fucking hyena, you know those hyenas? Yes, yes. He was waiting for me. And the carcass was, I was a fresh carcass. I was just devastated. And he swooped in and he just took advantage of a wounded. I was a fucking gazelle.

And I was like, you know, 17 wounded gazelle. And I just fell for it. Oh God. That's totally, but that's. He wore me down, Tom. I know, but it's totally normal. Like, you know, you shouldn't feel ashamed about it. I mean, I really don't think you should.

But here's the thing, I'm better. I'm stronger than that. I'm better than that. I know, but it's also a fucking lifetime ago. Well, that too. I was 17. Oh my God. And he was older?

Yeah, of course. A year older or more? Yeah, like with a normal, like a year or two, not nothing crazy. And then I went away to school, thankfully, and got out of LA and then it fizzled, but. Well, I'll say this. I don't think you have a lot to be,

I don't think you have anything to be ashamed about your story other than the feelings you're putting on it. Mine is, I think, way more lame, my prom stories. Yeah, so who did you take? Okay, so. Tom died. Different girls to junior and senior year, right? Okay, who was junior?

Okay. No. Junior year. Think about how the fucking balls this takes too. You don't, you're never really in this position. But as a guy, you know, if there's a girl, you're just kind of like already running with or talking to, it's not a big deal to ask her to prom.

Like a friend, you mean? No, or even like someone you like have dated. You said running with. You know what I mean? You running with the night. Like if you guys have a, like you want to go to prom, that's not a big ask. I asked the girl who I knew,

but I wasn't like dating or anything. I went up to her and it was like very hard. Oh my God, are you so nervous? Very nervous. And I asked her, I think I asked her super. I can't remember how I asked her. I think my body cut it out of my memory. I asked her and she was like,

I'm leaving town the week before. So I'll be out of town during prom. And I said, what? So like it was so hard. And it was like, I mean, I guess that was better than no, I don't want to go with you. She was like, I won't be in town for prom. Was she telling the truth?

Yeah. Okay, so she wasn't at the prom with some other guy. No. She was like, oh, my plans fell through. Yeah, no, no. She was like, I'm leaving that week. And I was like, what? She's like, we're going like my family's going whatever.

And like, I don't care that I'm missing prom. And I was like, okay. And then I was like, and I was so let down because like this is really who I wanted to ask. Yeah. Was she cute? She's super cute. So fucking good.

Smoke show. So good looking. And she was a junior as well. Yeah, she's my class. But you had a rapport with her. I had a rapport. Like we were like, you know, we knew each other as classmates and stuff.

But you looked, you were like eyeballing her. She's the one I'm going to finger on prom. Try to. She was gorgeous. So I asked her, she said, I'm going out of town. And I was like, all right. So now I'm like, not only, you know, that's kind of a let down, but I'm like,

I still have to ask someone, which is I got to tell you to like, to be in the position like you need to ask someone. It's not like when you're our age now, where you're like, whatever, like, you know, it's much harder when you're 17. And I have small class, you know? So you're like, well, now I got to ask somebody else to go.

Right? You know, and it's like the backup choice. It's your runner up. I know. And I'm like, and like, I didn't announce to people that I had asked her, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Cause you don't want that to get around that,

that fucking crystal turned you down, whatever that horse name is, Sabrina. She's so sweet. It's fucking. So then I go to. Tramp. Yeah. I'm just kidding.

I go ask another girl. I'm like, hey, you know, I forget how I said it, but I just remember that I asked her to go to prom. And she goes, yeah, I'll go. Even though I know you already asked. So. She called you out.

She called me out as I asked her. Nah. That's not cool. I was like, okay. So that was like a totally uneventful. And we went out a couple of times and it was like, you know, I wasn't, she was nice, but I wasn't like, you know.

Did it make your dick hard? Right. And she was nice enough. Yeah. And she let me down. Like I was just nice. And then she was like, I get it. You're not into this or what, you know. So, but we went to prom.

And senior year, I went with a girl who I was already going out. So it was no, it was. It was like your girlfriends. Yeah. It wasn't like a challenge or whatever to figure out. And then I ended up, oh man, I ended up partying and passing out.

On your, which night? Senior year prom night. And overstaying the curfew that her family had for her. Not good. They were very strict? Not very strict, but they were not happy about that. Well, what was the time? I don't remember.

For prom? Isn't that a free for all like it's your senior year. You're already an adult. They didn't really have that. I mean, obviously some people are cool with that, but they didn't. And then did they? They were like, have a home by, you know, two or something.

And then did they yell at you? Was the dad up? No, but it was like the next day. Yeah. And you got a talking to? Damn, homie. That's scary. Were you scared of her dad?

No, I wouldn't say I was scared. I was just more like, I was like, fuck. Like I was just mad at myself for fucking that up, you know. Like looking stupid and irresponsible. And I was like, God, fucking damn it. Like I couldn't believe I fucked it up. But we're doing drugs. Sure.

Yeah, I didn't put that together. I'm like, were you drinking a lot of beer or what? When you do drugs, you're like, you're late for work and stuff, you know what I mean? What drugs were you doing? Aples? No. Speedball?

Yeah. Really? No. Oh my gosh. What were you doing? GHB and weed and freaking. Is that when you didn't know you had no deed yet, right? Or had you OD'd?

No, no, I had no deed yet, no. So this is like prom and then when do you OD? Like three after? Like six months later or something. Wow. Maybe like less, like four months. No, like six, sorry. So you were running with the devil.

Oh yeah. You were already like. And I had already had those blackouts before. Where I was like, everyone's like, you were out. Oh, on GHB? What is it like? So tell me. The blackouts are complete blackouts.

So like time goes by and you have no recollection. You're like, what happened? Is it like being under anesthesia? Yeah. It's not good. Yeah. And there's no doctor administering it. Yeah.

You're just like eyeballing how much you should take. You're partying and you're feeling good. And then all of a sudden you're out. And when you're out, they can't wake you up, you know? And that's fun? Like what part did you enjoy? No, that part is not fun. The part that's fun is before you blackout.

And how much good times do you have? It varies with the strength of it. And like, you know, sometimes you get a couple hours and your dosage and everything. I mean, it's cool. I wouldn't say it's not cool, but. It's cool. It's fun.

I mean, if you told me I could do it today and you'd guaranteed I wouldn't OD somehow. I would definitely be buying vials of it all the time. The blackout. But that blackout part. The blackout's pretty terrifying. Yeah, I had imagined that. Because what happens is you're like, what happened?

And people are like, you were out and you're like, when? Sometimes they're like, oh, you know, two hours just went by. Three hours just went by, like that kind of thing. And weren't you afraid of falling and cracking your head or falling? No. Like how do you know when you're going to blackout? You feel like.

Yeah, you start to get tired. That sounds terrifying, babe. It's like, you know, when you get anesthesia, you're like. Yeah, but you're in a safe hospital bed where you can't crack your head open. I know. Raped or stolen or your organs harvested. That is crazy town.

That's a crazy drug to get into, Tom. You realize how severe that is. Yeah, looking back, it's not the smartest thing I've ever done. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, that is fucking gnarling. Yeah, and you're right. Somebody could totally take advantage of you on it.

It's a woman. Forget it. That's why it was called the date rape drug, you know? Oh, yeah. I thought that was roofy, riffinal. And maybe that's another one. It's another one. There's so many.

Yeah, people would do that and take advantage of people. Gee, HB. It's like a horse tranquilizer? No. What is that? No, there is actually an anesthesia that is usually administered. But this is the street version of it.

So you're not getting what hospitals have. So you're basically shutting your brain down? Yeah. Which, by the way, someone like a medical professional gets about, oh, a decade of training to do before they can administer. And I'm just like, this doesn't taste that bad. Yeah.

No, drugs are fucking awesome, man. It's just, you know, when you start getting into the hardcore stuff, you just, you don't know. And an OD can have probably like different effects on you. And to me, it just was terrifying enough where I've, like, I was on a path to trying more shit for sure. Oh, yes. Because I was trying stuff all the time.

And when I OD'd, which was six months after that one, it just was so terrifying to know that, like, you were in a coma and they were like, they needed, like, life-saving, you know, medical treatment and equipment to save you that I just never tried anything again. I, like, literally didn't try anything again. I'm so glad. You were in a coma?

Yeah. Do you remember being in a coma? How long were you in a coma? Eight hours. Oh, thank God. OK. But they had, like, a vigil, like a prayer vigil at the hospital and stuff.

And people were, like, stopping by to do it. Yeah, it was pretty, but that part was bad. You don't remember hearing people talking or... No, I remember waking up. I remember passing out and waking up. Passing out on the patio of this bar and waking up, strapped to, because they hold your... Actually, you don't pull the tubes out.

They strap your hands and... Could you talk when you woke up? No. You had two tubes. I had a breathing tube and the tube putting charcoal, liquid charcoal in your stomach. To vomit, to make you vomit. And then I was vomiting, too, yeah.

And I just, I was laying back like this, looking at lights, like, if you look up. And then it was a doctor who was a friend's mom came into my eye line. And I was like, what's up, Doc? She's like, you were in the hospital. I remember she goes, you were in the hospital. You overdosed.

And I was like... I couldn't believe... I mean, I couldn't believe those were the words I was hearing. I was like, I'm in the hospital? Like, this is fucking nuts. Yeah. Wow. Yeah.

I can't imagine waking up to those words. Yeah, that's intense. Because you don't even, you're just like, last thing you remember, you were partying. Yeah. And then now you're like in this most severe dire. And I had partied fucking hard for that OD. Yeah.

What were you doing? You're just taking tons of that shit. I drank like 14 screwdrivers. What? Yeah. And then I did like eight shots of GHB. You usually did one. Yeah.

Are you lying? No. You were on the top. Yeah. You were on a highway to hell. You really weren't. Yeah. You were gonna kill yourself on drugs.

You really weren't. I remember feeling really good that night. I do. Idiot. I really do. I remember. 14 screwdrivers. Yeah.

Over, and I took ecstasy earlier that day too. Yeah. Yeah, you were on a bad path, my friend. Yeah. You were on a really gnarly path. Yeah. I went good. No, you were really primed to be a drug addict.

That's crazy. You really were, dude. That was, if you're doing that shit, is that fucking senior in high school? Freshman in college. Yeah. That's what I would do to him saying. Yeah, but you were already ramping up.

Yeah, senior year. Your reparting senior year. Yeah. So you were on a cool path. You were on a winning streak, my man. Yeah. Yeah. I'm really glad that happened to you,

because gosh, you probably wouldn't be, you'd be like, you know who you would be? That guy, on that Florida show, we love Bloodline. Oh, yeah. You'd be Florida Trash. Yeah. Yeah, you know. For Pussy.

No, you'd be like, you know, shit just didn't work out for me, but it's cool. Yeah. I work over here working this, you know, I bait shop and I rent boats out to people. It's cool, man. I don't think so. I don't think that would be my,

I don't think I'd be the bait shop guy. I think I'd be like a little more white collar, but like a career criminal, you know. Definitely. Committing check frauds and shit like that. Definitely. I mean, you were on a, you were on a fucking really crazy path.

I was on a, I was not on a good path right there. Cause all the dudes, all the dudes I know that were like you in high school, cause I partied with dudes like you and did it become fucking losers and like not pulling it together until much later in life. If they pulled it together, you got real lucky dude.

So I got sober, sober afterwards. Like I didn't do anything for a year. It was like so traumatic. I remember one time my parents were visiting campus and I was 100% not drinking anymore. Like for, you know, I did it for a year. Yeah, you're a nerd now. Yeah. And then I went back to drinking

and then I went back to smoke and weed. That's all I got back into was weed and drinking. But I'm on campus and this kid who I, I'm not even like regularly friendly with but I had bought drugs from before. Like I bought weed and like micro dots. This is like before I did. Comes up to me with my parents, right?

And he goes, Hey man, I got a new stash if you're trying to buy some shit. And I was like, what? Oh my God, dickhead. And he's like, what? I go, what are you talking about, man? He's like, do you not want to buy any? I got, I got like-

With two old people? Yeah. And I'm like- You fucking idiot. And I'm like, are you fucking stupid? And he was like, he was so oblivious. He was like, what? I don't know what I'm doing. I'm like, get out of here, man.

Fucking idiot. Yeah. God, my campus drug dealer was so hot. Really? Oh my God. Every girl wanted to bang this guy. Nice. Tall, lanky, white, punker guy with dreads.

And- I think you just negated your whole fucking statement. It sounds lame, but like he was so cool. He had the doorknocker fucking piercing, like he sounds lame as shit on paper, but this guy was so fucking hot. Yeah. I mean, my roommate did bang him.

That doesn't look like Johnny Depp with the pirates. Now he was like a punker, like a gnarly looking punk rock. Your roommate did bang him? My roommate got to bang him. And? And she was in love with him. I mean, we all had a crush on him, but she got to nail him.

And she's like, yeah, he's got a huge one. It was really rad. And his, even his best friend was hot as shit, but they were older. Like they were like 23 and still in college. How did you not try to fuck these guys? I tried to fuck not the drug dealer, but the drug dealer's friend.

Yeah. Cause I was like, that guy's too hot, the drug dealer. And he's a drug dealer, it's too scary. And we tried, but he was just like not into me. He wasn't not into it. I don't know if he had a girlfriend or like, I think, I don't know, he was older. He would, like I said, the guy was like fucking 23.

And we're like, how is he hanging out on campus? 23 is not that old. But two and 18 year olds. Yeah. Yeah. I remember fucking a 19 year old when I was 23. And? It's pretty great.

Yeah. Is this your fucking Tunisian whore? No, different girl. Jesus Christ. How many girls are there? I love now how like we've been together for like 20 years and know all these bitches and dudes are coming out of the closet.

Yeah. Well, you kept your shameful secret. My low ped. I've never kept what a secret. Well, because I'm so deeply ashamed of this guy. Yeah. Oh, before we take a break here. Stop hate. We have to honor Asian hate.

The great Kevin Samuel. Oh my God. I could not believe it when I found out that I saw the news. It was first, it was considered a rumor that he had died. I also had no idea that it was polarized. He was so polarizing that I just, I wrote this thing on Twitter. I don't know, I just felt compelled to.

Yeah. Cause he was like, it was, I was all over. I go, I don't know if this is true or not. The rumors that he died. If so, you know, I just want to point out that this guy was really funny. Like I go, he was legitimately funny. He really was.

And honestly, entertaining. And I got people who are like, I don't know if this is a joke, but I'm, you know, I used to be a fan of you. Like shit like that where I was like, huh? And, you know, here's the thing. I'm not well versed in everything Kevin Samuels, right? Yeah.

I digested, I consumed his stuff in clips. Like little clips. That dude had natural timing and he had, he had a skill set that you can't teach, which is like when somebody says something the way you look at them, like you can't really, you can't teach that people just have that or they don't. And look, I know he said some foul shit to people

that like some people find misogynistic or hurtful or just plain mean, but the truth is, if you want to like strip everything away at the core of his message, like the core of it was be realistic. Yeah. Which is like not what everybody encourages. People like, I mean, Patty Stenger did it in a different way,

but she was also like, be realistic. Yeah, like if you- Like this is what you look like, be realistic. Well, that too. And like, if you want to go into the world delusional about what you bring, you're going to be delusional about what you think you deserve and therefore you're going to be unhappy

because you're never going to find a match. Now, if you're- It's not in your interest. If you're carrying 80 pounds more than you should be, he would just, he would tell you, and here's the thing about carrying that weight, you can lose it. And it's not good for you anyway.

It's not good, but I'm saying, you can change that. He would say, he would tell people they're like, he's like, okay, so how are you? Is there like 38? And he's like, and you have him, how many kids? And she's like three. And he's like, and your job is, he's, you know. Yeah, that's nice.

And he'd park at the parking booth and he's like, okay. And you want a man that makes three or $400,000 a year? She's like, yeah. And he's like, okay, do you think he wants you? Which people are like, that's so mean, but like that is exact, like that is the thing that you need to hear that someone's not telling. Right?

It's like you need someone to tell you, like a friend to be like, you know, you've been eating like a psycho lately, right? And like, instead of the person who's like, nah, you're fine, you're fine. Like you need someone to tell you, you're fucking, your drinking's gotten really out of hand. He's just telling people that he just met that.

Well, and too, if you tell, at least I like, he also helped improve people. Like, well, if you lose this weight, or if you change your hair or something, it's gonna help you attract a better caliber of person. And he would obviously like, a lot of you see him with women, because that's who also would seek out his advice.

But he had told guys too, he would tell guys like, hey man, the job you have, you're never going to appeal to the type of woman that you think you should get. He's like, cause you're fucking, you know. He'd go, I love when you be like, you're in the lobby of the building. Don't big sassy broad me.

I don't want to talk no big sassy bitch. You big sassy broad. I don't have time for you big sassy ass broads. Go on with your fat ass. You big sassy. Winter is coming. No more hot girls summer, no more twerking.

Once you're over 35 or 40 years old, what do you have? You got bad knees, bunions, and type one diabetes. Tramp talk, it says, I love. A scale from zero on one to 10, can't use seven. What would you rate your looks? First face out of the shower, your natural hair. A 10.

Your face? Yes. A 10. I'm always gonna give myself a 10. All right, so there we go right there, people. That's all you can think. You see all the hard people losing? See, you can cap all you want to,

but you're not an international super mom. You're not an international, and I'm just trying to ask you. See, up until this point, I feel like you've been pretty reasonable. But now, if you want to do that, I think we should probably end it because I don't play those games.

Now see, that strikes a lot of people as really mean, right? They'd watch that and go, that's really fucking mean to do that. But if somebody is going to you, and they're going, like she's seeking out his advice. And as clearly as we're jumping in on a conversation that's been happening,

he's like, you've been reasonable. Then he goes, I want you to rank yourself. And you're like, I'm a 10. And he goes, well, that's, this is not, now we're speaking in nonsense because not only do I know, but you also know. Yeah. You also know that that's unreasonable

because an international supermodel is a 10. Right, Giselle Boonshin. Yeah. She's a 10. Yeah. Yeah. Whoever, supermodel, yeah. Yeah.

Like me, fresh faced out of the shower. In your natural state, he said. Five? Five. You know what I mean? No, but. Let's be honest, it's not, no. Nobody's a 10 out of the shower.

A 10 is like, you're basically saying, I'm physically flawless. Yeah. Which is the elite 1.0% of the fucking, unless you're, you know, a model. Yeah, I know. Victoria's Secret model. Oh my God.

Special models. All right. Beautiful people. Ma'am, ma'am, we're talking about you. Okay. You've been you your entire life. Yeah. You call yourself an eight.

Yes. I guess it worked our way down. No. If sweetie is a six. Ma'am, you're not, I think. Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, you're beneath that number. You're not above that number. Beneath it, wait, so you're beneath a six?

Yeah, he was saying, sweetie, the rapper is a six. She goes, if sweetie is a six, I mean, he goes, no, no, you're beneath that. I don't know, I wouldn't say she's beneath a six. I think she seems like, she's really cute. She's cute. She's got good teeth, good eyes. I don't know what the number is.

It's not even though I'm not trying to pick her number. I'm just saying there's something, I mean, there's something just inherently funny about somebody just putting people in their place. And his eye expressions are just. Are fantastic. Yeah, I'm telling you, you could get cast in things with being able to do that.

Oh yeah, his timing was impeccable. God damn it, I can't believe. About three. How much do you weigh? That's none of your business. I told you I was fat. Oh, okay, we don't play that shit on my channel. You get your big fat ass on somewhere then.

I don't deal with you big sassy ass broads. That's my favorite thing of all time. And the one that. Put the bucket of chicken down. Right, the cool guy club made? Do you have that? Oh yeah, that was good. It's on his page, I think.

Let me pull it up. Who's the girl? Is it Demi Lovato? Demi Lovato, she's complaining about. Fro-Yo. Fro-Yo. Fro-Yo, when the Fro-Yo place is pushing diet products, I'm gonna respond.

Stupid bitch. Yeah, because remember Demi got mad. And tweeted that we should cancel a Fro-Yo place because they were having non-diet items in the front. Yeah. Are you out of your fucking mind? He brought that clip back to honor. Kevin, I think.

Is it still up? I'm gonna be protective. I think that's the first thing. Yeah, stupid bitch. When I see a Fro-Yo place, I'm gonna be protective. Protective. No, I guess I reposted it in my stories. Me too.

Me too. I'm gonna be protect. That's another one people say wrong. You can get out here and be like Danny's big ass. Go knock yourself out. But I would be remiss to try to tell you as an image consultant and as a person and a professional that you can be five three and weigh so much

that you don't even want to tell somebody how much you weigh. And think you don't get a man to marry you. A high value man. So you go ahead and go back over and get your two piece or the three piece or whatever you got coming from Chick-fil-A or Popeyes. Yeah, carry your ass on over, y'all know what that means. I like when he goes, oh, we do not play with the sassy

and his hand movements with the God perfect timing. I want to laugh. I want to laugh. All right, so excited because when we come back, we have the newest member. Of YMH Studios joining us here in person. I can't wait. You know what it is.

We'll be back in a few. Bye, Gene. Do you think the guy that come in for Strokes Guy is dead? Probably. Yeah. You think so? I mean, it's impossible. He was just doing meth though, right?

Yeah. He might have got his life together, you know what I'm saying? Or he could be like way further downhill. You see like somebody that got like a dream. You know what I'm saying? Like you might work on cars or some shit. You know what I'm saying?

Work on cars. He might be one of us that be like, you know, you just smoke on a weekend. Yeah. Yeah. We're rolling. All right. Well, you may have caught some of that.

We're here with the great Danny Browns. The new show, we're very, very proud. We have been working on this for a while and we have the Danny Brown show which two episodes went up yesterday. If you were watching this, the moment this show comes out, two episodes right here on the YMH YouTube channel

and they will be coming out, going forward on Tuesdays, the Danny Brown show. And dude, we're just so, we're so, so good. I'm so happy. I'm fucking psyched, man. It is fucking awesome. You're part of the YMH family. I know, right?

There's studio jeans now. I know, right? I mean, I remember the first time when we first did a podcast with you, we were, you know, and you left, we were like, that guy needs to do podcast. Yeah. And it's fucking happening now.

I know, I'm fucking, like, I don't know, man. I'm excited, I'm excited. It's gonna be so much fun. I mean, you have your own style, your own look. You know, it's definitely, it's all Danny Brown. It is all your shit, man. Definitely, definitely. That's something I never would have wanted to do it

with anybody but y'all. I was a huge fan of y'all. Y'all know that, like, once I wanted to be a part of family, so I'm glad y'all accepted me. You are my craziness. Oh yeah. I promise not to get us canceled. Dude, please do it.

Please do it. You did it right. As long as it's you doing it, we're fine. As you see how that works out. I will have your back so hard. Anything you do that people get upset about, I would say so loudly. Because I'm just being myself.

I know. Yeah, you can't get canceled. And I know one thing about me, and I feel like with comedy in general, is once you start trying to censor yourself and thinking too hard about what you say, man, then you're all downhill from there. It's all just like whatever comes out, you know?

So that's what I think I'm always worried about is just saying some fucked up shit. But at the end of the day, it is what it is. It is what it is. And can I tell you something? I was just in L.A. at the comedy store, and I am seeing comedians saying crazy shit again. People are, we're fed up and we're pushing back,

and I really think it was Chapelle that when he kind of, when he uncancelled himself, he's like, fuck you. And I think this is the beginning of the end. A new show. It's done. It's done. Fuck it, done.

We're all done. There's nothing left to cancel. By the way, sis. We've been offended by everything. Remember when we found out that hiking was racist? Yoga was racist. I was hiking racist. This is new to me.

It's only white people. Oh yeah, that was a story. It was a, and they printed it too. By the way, times. White people like hiking? Apparently not. I know some niggas that like hiking. For real, they, I think,

but I think it's more so with the fashion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They just want to buy boots and all that bullshit. So they be like, I gotta do it if I'm buying this shit too. But then we just be smoking weed, walking up the mountains and shit. It was written. Taking Instagram pictures, like doing our hiking.

Yeah, exactly. That's all I want to hike. That sounds like about, yeah, here we go. The unbearable, the unbearable whiteness of hiking. And how to solve it. And how to solve it. And how to solve it. I mean, niggas don't really want to walk up the mountains.

Yeah. I mean, you know what I'm saying? Like, we ain't really tripping. Dude, I don't want to walk up mountains either. I mean, yeah. Sucks. Yeah, but I think that hiking fashion has become popular in my social.

Make that the text bigger. Well, look at these nerds. I don't want to hang out with these nerds anyway. It was famous, it was a woman of color, but also tragic that they're underrepresented and intentionally excluded from the outdoors. How can you be excluded from the outdoors? How are we excluding black people from the outdoors?

I don't know. Intentionally, how is that? Always talking about we outside. What they talking about? We outside with it. You get what I'm saying? That's hiking, that's nature. No, that was built from nature.

What? Yeah, it was built from nature. Hold on, because the outdoors remains a largely white domain, it is up to white America to invite communities of color in to enlist us as allies. This is a real. At the end of the day, the place to go hiking

ain't really no urban jungles. You know what I'm saying? So we ain't like running around Montana. Yeah. Well, how can you be part of this? I liked that guy. It was like, come on out, man. So you knew them military buddies.

You give it a go. Yeah, you give it a go. You give it a go. You give it a go. Yeah. Totally. He ain't really black either. He did a tour.

That's right. That's definitely the tour. Yeah, they're both in good shape. We were in Afghanistan. Yeah. Yeah, that's definitely what that is. All right, what's the other? Oh, so Yoga's also racist.

There was an article published by a heavy set model. She's a fat model. And she said that Yoga is racist too. I forget the name of the girl. Yoga is Indian shit, ain't it? Yeah, it's from India. Yeah.

So I'm saying what? Oh, there he is. Oh, I see, I see. Yoga's got a racism problem. Kevin Samuel's best friend right there. Yeah. Rest in peace. I know you're like, yo.

My Yoga of self-acceptance. So she's really into that thing of like accepting your weight. And I respect that. I respect that. I mean, come on. We love some pick-ums. Yeah.

But like... I'm 5'3". How much do you weigh? That's the name of your business. I told you I was fat. Oh, okay. We don't play that shit on my channel. You get your big fat ass on somewhere.

I don't deal with you big, sassy ass broad. You be goat, man. You be goat, man. I just wish I had him. I wish he was my uncle, man. He would be the best uncle. Yes, yes. Barbecues, you just sitting around

just watching them cuss your auntie out. Like, get up in there, bitch. I told you to make that mother of a bitch out. We ain't got time for this shit all day. It's hot out here. We got the coat, kids, the sweat. The freeze-pop milk out here. Come on.

He would come at you so hard for whoever you're a date. Yeah. Who's this bitch with you? Yes. Nobody would ever be good enough. No matter what you do. But then you brought her out. He's like, oh, shit.

Look at her toes, man. She's got goat no. Come on, man. He the type of uncle look at you like, what you got going on in your life? Are you okay? Just because the woman you got with you. He would never ask you that normally.

He ain't worried about your mental health and nothing like that. But once you see the bitch, he will be like, are you okay, man? What's going on in your life, man? Something's right. Something's not right here. Self-esteem issues.

There's nothing you need somebody to talk to. I mean, I'm here for you. You know I'm always here for you. For real, man. There. And that's what I need in my life. And he would ask that girl. He's like, what do you do?

Uh-huh. Are you with my nephew? How much do you make? She'd be like, I'm a little uncomfortable. Yeah, yeah. No crazy ones. He's telling you what I make. What's your mama do?

Yeah. She's starting somebody to pay him. What's your mama do? My great-granddad was kind of like that, man. Really? He used to tell me crazy shit. I was like in kindergarten or like first grade. She was blind and he was like oldest fuck already.

My grandma, because he always told me, because my grandma, he, I mean, you know, that was the style of back in the day. He found my grandma, he was like, she was like 16. He was like in his 20s or some shit. Yeah. Like Elvis. So he was oldest fuck and she was still kind of young.

He's like, you gotta get you a young bitch, man. So you all fucked up like me. You're going to be taking care of you, man. And he look at me blind as a baby. Like you always going to have bitches, Daniel. And rub my face and shit. Like you always have bitches. You a lady killer.

And you're a first grade? I'm in the first grade. Like what the fuck is going on? He was sharing his wisdom. I picked him in my head, baby. For sure. He did something. You always going to have bitches.

Don't ever worry about no woman. Never worry about that. I'm like, yeah, I guess all right. That shit be still in my head, though, man. Be heartening me, man. Well, that's an impression on a young Danny Brown. Yeah, it fucked me up. See now, I'm a one woman man.

No, I'm dead. Really? Yes. You're happy. We talked about it. We talked on your birthday. I love it. That's why it really was like the main reason

for me moving to Austin. You know, I long with you guys. Wow. So for real? Wow. What about like little ones? Are we thinking that? I mean, well, you know, she's older.

She ain't really talking about it. You're supposed to get a young bitch. Let's put your grandad's. I know, I'm fucking up. Are you rolling over in this goddamn grave right now? But today, no, she's holding up the good peers and shit. But it was a little bloody, bloody somewhere. I was like, oh shit, man, maybe something might be happening.

I'm down with having a baby. You are? Hell yeah. Nice. Wow. This is a great place to have one. Yeah. Honestly.

I'm down, but we older. But it is what it is. It's better to be a little older. I mean, yeah, because we, you know, we secured her in our situation. Yeah, that's a big difference. Yeah. It's the ultimate.

That's really what it matters, you know. I think you'd be a great dad. You'd be so fun. You would be fun. You'd be fun. You'd be fun, dad. Yeah. I love kids though.

That's one thing I do. I think kids are the most funniest because she has these nieces that come over and they're, I think she's one of her little nieces, like the funniest person in the world right now. She comes over and she's just like a stand-up set. Just letting her come over. Like, what?

I love when they come up. So yeah, I'm at that age now with kids that are fun to me. So yeah, I could totally, and it brings discipline. Yeah. It does bring discipline. And that's something that I never really had in my life like that. You get what I'm saying?

So I definitely, I mean, not like I needed that fucking 41 years old, but it ain't like I'm about to go, wow. But I do, I still do. You know what I'm saying? I still do follow every now and then, you know what I'm saying? I mean, no one's perfect, but I mean, you're also like in a pretty good state,

like happy I'm saying. You're content. Yeah, I mean, just. You're creatively doing things. You're obviously music. You're doing the podcast now. I mean, definitely I'm not doing all the crazy shit that I'll be doing in Detroit.

I mean, it's obviously, I mean, just, it was more easier to get vices, you know what I'm saying? Like, you just, I mean, the people that I'm around, you know what I'm saying? Now here is just me and her. And I will say. When you see Detroit on the calendar, like when you know you're going back,

does your brain start to go like, No, the thing is about is that when I go home, I don't want to leave. It's almost hard to make me, to pry me away from that motherfucker, I want something there. Cause I'm like, fuck, I'm around my people now. I'm doing that shit.

You know what I'm saying? I told you, I just not found a black barber shop around this motherfucker like that. That shit was deaf, man. The fucking beer was going crazy, man. Like, man. You got a good one though? I don't think they like me that much.

They know I'm the weird nigga. They be like, this nigga ain't like me. You know what I'm saying? I can tell they like that. They be kind of quiet. Like they don't really talk to me like everybody else. Really? Yeah, I can tell though.

Are they like kind of country? Are they kind of like Southern? They like real niggas. Okay. You know what I'm saying? Wait, tell me what the, so what's the difference between like Texas black people and Detroit?

I mean, no. Detroit niggas would have treated me the same way. I'm just gonna say it. I thought it would be a little different than Austin, but I'm like, no. The niggas is the same niggas. They're like, you're weird as fuck. Yeah, they're like, you're weird.

So with your shirt, man. What you got going on? Yeah, what you got going on? Like, all right, man. All right, I know what this guy is. He definitely has a white wife. He definitely has a white wife. That's how they treat me.

Like, he gave me, they give me a, he gave me three bullshit cuts the first three times. I just had to keep coming back to show Amir's persisted. Like, you know what I'm saying? He's like, all right, this nigga, he ain't scared. You know what I'm saying? So then he get me up.

Then he hooked me up. So I was like, all right, he fuck with me. He fucked with me. But he won't talk to me. That's a barbaric thing, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. And he won't talk to you? You want to make chit chat?

No, I can tell you don't like me. They love chit chat. And I keep booking him on purpose because you know you can go online. You're gonna break it. You're gonna break it. I think that's what it is, too, just by me doing that.

Because real niggas, they booking no appointments online. You know what I'm saying? They can show it up. Like, who's that? All right, I'll go eat an hour of bull. I'm popping up on my appointment time. It might be another nigga in the chair, but I'm like, kick that nigga up out of here, man.

It's about here and not PT. What did you talk about? Niggas gotta leave, sit down in the cake bar, have cut, wait for me to get done, talking up the whole cycle of what Black Barbershop's is. Oh, shit. So you try to break him down? Like you try to chat with him?

Do you talk to him? No. You just like sit down and quiet? Do you jump in on Barbershop talking up there? No. No, you don't. I don't. You just keep it quiet.

No, I keep it quiet. Until someone talks to you and then you say, yeah. And they haven't brought up like who you are and none of that's come up. And that'd be a thing, too, because sometimes motherfuckers be knowing. Of course, yeah. Fucking Danny Brown.

Like, oh, shit. You know how you cut that nigga Danny Brown here, man? That nigga's retarded. Like, you know what I mean? I told him to see him say shit like that. Like, for real, man. I just know it. Like, you know you know what you mean, shit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your face hurts. I had so much bow talk. And it sucks because it's always like, I don't know, it is what it is. It's bad. You know what I'm saying? I've been back my whole life.

There is nothing though, like, I mean, you say, you get it because you're more like an eccentric dude, but there's this feeling when you know, like, I mean, I've had it too when you go in somewhere and the people there are like, yeah, we're not, we don't like you. Yeah, no, yeah. I remember one time, like, I knew, like,

it was the way I dressed was a danger to myself. You give them something like my whole skinny jean face. I mean, I was wearing some like tight ass turquoise skinny jeans and like a tank top. And you know what I was real skinny and shit, maybe like a fedora or some shit. So I'm in Detroit in a hood. I want to go a little Ceasar to get a hot reddy.

I'm getting my hot reddy. Some dude, a gangster, straight gangster, big ass motherfucker, with motherfucker, dress to the back. I'll take you to walking and look right at me. This nigga, gang, just, I like, he said that. I said that? I'm getting my piece.

They're like, oh, like, what could I do? So what I'm gonna say is shit like today will be like, all right, I can't stop here. I can't go there. I can't go to certain places to feel like, look, you know what I'm saying? I didn't think this guy had a point in my life where I got tired of that shit.

Like, I just want to be normal again. I can't just start dressing back up. You can't be that normal though. You're not that guy. You're not a normal dude. Like now I think I'm fairly normal now. I mean, yeah, this is as normal as you get. Yes.

Right here, yeah. And I must say, we've known you for a while now. This is the best you've ever looked. Oh, thank you. You look happy, healthy. Vitamin D. Yeah. You know, just being in Texas, getting to Southern Michigan,

man, just right now at home, you said it was cold. Yeah. I hear the hug, I'm like, it's 90 today. It's hot as fuck here. I'm barbecuing it every day. I'm making ribs, what the fuck is y'all niggas doing? So yeah, I wish I'd have left a long, long time ago. I'm headed to this long, but yeah, I'm never going back.

But you're enjoying it here, right? I love it here. I'm never going back. Yeah. I'm never going back. I'm sorry. And just can't deal with, I'm getting too old in my life, man, to be fucking.

I mean, family is one thing too. I can go back and visit whenever I want. You know, I'm having my daughter come out here. I know she ain't going to leave me. She come out here and chill and chill. Nice. She 21 now. So I got to keep her away from Sixth Street.

Yeah. Definitely. Yeah, definitely. Definitely. So yeah, that'll be that. Nice. But yeah, man, just, I don't know. I just think, yeah, I'm able to, like I say,

I'm able to not do crazy shit that I'll be doing if I was at home with the homies every day and, you know, just being out here, I got like, I don't know. I'm able to work, be more creative almost because now I got my own little studio set up in Korea. Before I had too many distractions and shit. You know what I'm saying? That would take me away from my work a little bit.

You know, that's, that's common when you live in your fucking hometown. Of course. A lot of shit is going to interfere with your work. You give them sense. So now I was like, I'm making some of the best music I've ever made in my life. That's dope.

And I also feel like because we're new here, you can be whoever you want. And I've actually felt myself getting extra. You know, like in LA, I was more like, whatever, I'm cool. Like you're, you're more, I felt more restricted. Yeah, more reserved. Yeah. And here I'm like, yeah, they do.

Where do I go? Like, I'll be, but sometimes it's getting a little embarrassing. But you know what I'm saying? I go to a nice Italian restaurant and they act like they next thing you know, they start playing Danny Brown music. You give them said now I got a tip more. Always. Always. I got a big tip.

Always. Danny Brown, okay. He left $20. They do this thing where they, you get, you go to dinner now. Right. And you're out. I'm doing this after the show sometimes. Whole nights, normal. And they bring you the check and you're like signing

and the guy goes, I didn't want to say anything. So yeah, I'm a huge fan and you're like, okay, let's double that tip. Yes, because that's the last thing I want to do, man. I remember one time 56 came to a barbershop in Detroit. My homie cut it said like, man, 50 said only gave me $50. He talked about that for like years. Man, I cut 50. So here he only tip me $50.

Like $50 is not really a bad tip. But no, like he said, maybe it was a correlation or something. Yeah, how much are you supposed, I mean, how much are you supposed to tip? I tip wild at like most places. It depends on the situation I feel like. But I feel like a hundred at the least, regardless of what you're doing. Like, yeah, I went and somewhere. That's the problem.

I go to Starbucks. No, got a $13 coffee. Oh, Danny Brown, you're so great. Did I tip $100? Jesus Christ. Because then she's going to go to Twitter and stuff. She's going to tell him about it and then make you look cool. It does make you look good.

I tip drivers big. I tip fucking every restaurant because we do these dinners after shows too. And it's like six, seven, eight of us. I'm like, well, you know. Yeah, you gotta do. I mean, you know, you got to do the percentage and even it out. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

Those $1,000 bills, you're like, oh, shit. This nigga about to come up today. I've been there. Go to Nobu or something. I'm like, oh man, 10 people, add that up. Add it up. It's a lot. Oh man.

It must be great to be a waitress or something at Nobu. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. That's got to be the best one. For real. That's a career. That's a career. Think about that.

Like, how do you get that job? It must be like, you got to be top nuts waiters or like, I've been doing this shit since 16. Five star places. All the other career waiters. Good. And with good reason. I mean, we went to a Michelin star place where like, you know,

that bill was unbelievable. Then you realize, you know, if they're chopping up that service fee, that tip that I gave, that was mandatory, it's like, it's real money. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, it's real money. Now, I've been a waitress at marginally good places, like a French restaurant, and that's okay. The real money is cocktail waitressing.

And you get your regulars. Like strip club waitress. No, no, no. Sorry. Just like bar. But it was, I worked at the Formosa Cafe in San Monica. And that's good because you get your regular drunks. And then those guys pay you, like you bring them fries.

That's something like a sugar daddy at that point. Bar every day. Yeah. You got it. You get an allowance from this. And all you have to do really is smile. Give a little bit of attention. Be nice.

And remember what the person likes. Yeah. I remember you like this. You like old fashioned. You remember my shit as well. I love you. You my dog. Call me my first name.

Like, I'm Daniel now, man. What's up? Nobody wants. I mean, like cheers, man. You want to go where everybody knows your name. You know what I'm saying? So you go and you're getting good service. They show on you love.

You're like, all right, man. This is what I come for. Busy bar. At a busy bar and you take care of that bartender. And then they kind of are, you know, the bar's busy. Like, fuck. And then they go, oh, it's you and they come through. That's the best.

You got to keep sipping. There was this lady when I worked at Starbucks in 1997. That was the best job. So I was working the bar, you know, and there'd be a line out the door. And this woman was so smart. She would just mash a 20 up against the glass. And I was like, I got you, bitch.

And then I'd make her shit and put it right there. And then she'd skip the line and like hand me the 20. And people would be like, what the fuck? I'm like, well, she gave me 20 bucks. That's a boss shit. You know what I'm saying? That's how you got a role. Remember I told you one time that $20 will go.

It goes so far. $20. If you have $20, they can get you like at the airport. Yeah, definitely. You give a dude like you're late for your flight. You have to be like here. Let me walk you up to the front of that. Like it will alleviate a lot of problems.

You're in a hotel. There's a line to check in. You pull one of the guys. Hey, man, can you help me check in? Give him 20. Like that changes your life. 20 bucks. Yeah.

20 bucks. 20 bucks goes far. Definitely. And definitely, man, it's, I mean, prostitution. There you go. If somebody got on for a dub, like, what's up? At home, they call it a 40 ball. You got to get 40 bucks for 40 bucks.

Really? Something to happen. Really? What you going to do for this 40 ball? That's like a pick up line at the crib. All right. You see what you going to do for this 40 ball. Is that on the street, sir?

Yeah. Yeah, I do. No, that's like normal culture. Really? Detray culture. Oh my god. Because everybody doing a goddamn perks now. Yeah.

The perks are sets with the fentanyl in it. So they not all have a withdrawal. So what you going to do for this 40 ball? And it's going down in the hood. Perk is an ant. I can't believe how big a dick was. That's not. That's what's happening.

They all got fake perks now and it's fentanyl in them. And so now it's making people extra addicted to them. Yeah. Because, I mean, you know, you can put just a little dab and do your fentanyl and it ain't going to kill you, but it's going to make you addicted to this shit. For sure. So these motherfuckers is taking perks all day.

Damn. It gets you freaky. Yeah. Take one of them perks and you'll be like, oh, oh, oh. Hey, when you're back home, grab some of those too. Give me the DMT vape pen and give me some perks. The fentanyl was the fake ones. Give me the fake ones.

Not the real perks. The fentanyl street was. They knew one time I took too many perks, I just started throwing up. Like, oh, I didn't see that time I did it. Really? But I felt great after the throw up. Dude, there was this in college,

one of the guys on the football team had some shoulder injury and they gave him, was it perks or Vicodin? It was one of the good painkillers. And perks is probably. It's probably the perks. Because the perks make you feel good. Yeah, he goes, I don't want these. What?

He's like, I don't like these. And I was like, I'll take them. And this is before I would eat. Yeah, you were on the path. And then I would take those. I would take those and then drink a beer. Yeah, I would do that. Oh my god.

That's the funnest shit ever. Yeah, that's a good thing. Vicodin and beer. I would do that after I got my teeth pulled, you know. Yeah. Wisdom teeth, whatever. That was fucking great. That's the shit.

That's one thing I love about injuries is just being able to not. The one thing I love about injuries is being able to not take drugs. Not for real. That's the upside. Oh, I got some good pills for my ankle. I had to stop because I was like, Dr. Drew, I really like them. I really like them. No, they're great.

And he's like, you should really stop. And I did. But it was fun. Yeah, you did. I mean, I do my, it's almost like seasons. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Cycles. Yeah, I do other cycles.

Everybody scared me when I was taking, I was on a bunch of oxys when I got hurt. And people started to go like, oh, you're going to hook. You're going to get hooked. So I'm taking, you know, at the height of it, you're taking them every few hours. The nurse is bringing them in. And they're like, do you want them? And you're like, yeah.

Then you start to go like, well, let's space it out to not, you know, to off the chance of getting addicted. And I finally like, I'm taking like two a day, which at the height, it was like I said, it was multiples every few hours. So I'm taking, I don't know, like 20 a day or some shit. So I'm down to two. And this nurse comes in and she's like, all right, I'm going to give you some dilauded.

And I was like, holy shit. Like that's the, that's the A1 shit. I go, I'm not even in that much pain. She goes, now you need to sleep. And then she just goes, oh, shit. Just out. And that was one of the best things. Like that shit, Michael Jackson.

The Michael Jackson shit. Yeah. Do you ever have dilauded? No. It's a, it's medical heroin. I want that dimmer all. Yeah. I was fucked up.

I didn't know Michael Jackson made a song about dimmer all. He did? What? It's, it's a dimmer all. Oh my God, he's taking dimmer all. Michael Jackson made it? It's amazing. It's one of the best drugs I've heard in my life.

Oh, shit. I would, I would write a love letter to dilauded. Dimmer all. So I was like, oh my, I want to try that. I think I want to try this dimmer all. What Mike was talking about. But it seems, it seems pretty great. Mike had it figured out.

He was sleeping for three days at a time. What? He hit me with the dimmer all. Wait, that's crazy when you think about it. That's what they put you for anesthesia, right? 01:11:36,600 --> 01:11:38,280 He would sleep at night. He had a doctor on payroll.

He was doing it for fun. He was doing it for fun. Yeah. Payroll doctor. How can you do that to your brain? Come to the house and give me this shit. That's demons, man. He don't want to just want to escape reality so much, man.

He only want to be helping them more at that point. He's just like, fuck, man. Just let me be about this motherfucker. You're right, nailed it. He happier now. Yeah. That's what that means. That's all, you know.

I mean, he was only doing that tour that was announced. Yeah, which is, this is it. He told us it was over there. This is it. Every time I see it in that press conference, I feel like that was his letter to tell you. We just, they know he kept talking about a tour. But I think he was tired as he was dying right there.

Like, this is it. The last time, motherfucker, I was like, this is out of this bitch. You didn't see it when he'd like to rehearse some videos. He comes and goes out like, man, come on, man. This is my last one. Y'all fucking up like this, man. Y'all tripping. I watched that little documentary on tour.

That's how he was like, this is it. This is it. That's me. This was over. That symbolizes his death to me. It was just a bill paying. Oh, I'm short. Could he dance?

He didn't want to do that shit. No. He wanted to chill and do Demiro. Yeah. Could, was he still up to par at that point? I forget. Like, was he? He always was Mike.

Mike is Mike. He could still. He was still Mike. He could move. But he was high. He was high. And he was in a lot of pain. Physical pain.

Yes, yes. Have you seen Madonna lately, dude? On TikTok? What's going on there? She's doing a thing and stuff like that. Somebody hit her with the BBC. That's what it's saying. Oh, the big.

She looked like she a little dignitized or something. Some young digger that came through and put some shit down on her. That's what it looked like. She's like, this young dick is different. This ain't any shit no more, man. They got honeys from the gas station,

all type of other pills and shit, man. These young niggas coming through doing some shit. That's what it seemed like. She's on drugs, right? Like, do you think it's drugs? Some perks.

She get to fit in all perks. She making the fit in all perks. She looks pressing them. Fucking wax down. Great, because I follow her on. Go to TikTok, go to her. Go to Madonna's TikTok. When I seen her hanging out with Kanye West

and all them, that was the funniest video ever. Like, she's doing this kind of late night. Just muted, though. Like kissing into the, like, this one is ghoulish. Like, what? Yeah, I mean, she's like 60 something, right? Yeah. Some young, I'm telling you, man,

she got some young black dude from Compton, 24 years old. He don't give a fuck. He just need a job. He coming through that motherfucker doing handstands. Look at the freckle one. That one, that one. Dog, when she made her son the mic,

aw, that was the most fucked up shit. Dude, she's so fucked up, man. Look at her eyes. I mean, she really looked like, you know... What's going on? I don't know. I mean, she looked like one of the, um, the trailer park white girl.

Yeah. Yeah. From the hood, with that do the fit, and I was with you, that she be like, me, you know? Yeah. Shit done, boy. That she look like she's saying nigga for sure. Like, and don't be like, what do you mean?

I can't say it. It'd be one of them that get defensive about it, like, what? What? My parents. Check out my braids. Check my 23 and me, man. Like, you know what I'm saying? I'm supposed to sing Congolese.

You know what I'm saying? I'm four percent Congolese. Yeah, baby. Look at this. Watch the dancing. You're gonna die. Yeah, that right there. That's a total, that's a drug fucking dance.

To be honest, I think I would have a good time with Madonna. I would like to hang out with her. She'd be fun. We'll make good friends. She would, she'd be fun. No, she'd probably get on your nerve, though. Keep trying to do music and shit. Like, it's over.

Like, come on. Yeah. Every song you play, she started freestyling and singing and shit to it. I can see that. Like, Madonna, check my new shit out. You start playing shit. She started dancing and just started doing

her shit on top of it. Like, man, you're gonna listen to the song? Go what, bitch? This whole video, by the way, of her right there, the one of her just dancing that you just played, this is exactly how someone on heroin moves. And, you know what I mean? Like, that's somebody who's on...

Or got sciatic nerve damage. Yeah, one of her rays. You give it what I'm saying? Look what it says. Madonna giving off real Amanda Bynes energy these days. Yeah. At least she's doing one of the hits.

That's all I want to hear from people like Madonna. Play the fucking hits. But I agree. But this begs the question. Like, so how do you age? I mean, for her age, she looks all right. Yeah, of course. But how do you age as Madonna?

Like, I... That's paid for aging. A hundred percent. That ain't just natural. Hell no. I know. And I... I wonder what...

I would... See, we would love to see what Madonna looked like natural. That's what I mean. With the gray hairs. We would have respected it. Yes. She fuck around me thick as hell right now, too.

Yeah, yeah. Like, real niggas are like it. Nah, you would have kept it real. You done fucked it up. Yeah, she did. If she shortened shit, she'd have been a little stompy. Yeah. Like, come on, sit here.

Boom. You know what I'm saying? Like, what's up, Madonna? What's up? Yeah, because I wanted to see how she would do it, you know? I wanted an example of like, oh, that... That's how you do that. But I guess not.

Yeah, I got this for you. Want to watch some fun clips? Of course. This funny to you. Oh, fucking fuck. Ah! So, this... Ah!

Look how much you like that. Look at his face. Danny's sleeping here. You're going to murder me in my sleep. It's not playing yet. Sorry. This is our horrible or hilarious. So, we got some clips, and you just tell me

whether it's funny or not. Oh, no. Oh, no. Yeah. That's how it starts. So, I had to grab them. That's how it starts right there. Lower back injuries.

That's what y'all don't know. That one time, remember, we did the Wild Mage Live, and I was laying on the ground like this. Yeah. I asked, I had an herb damage. So, my back was fucked up. I couldn't even walk at the time. Yeah, you were laying on the ground.

Oh, my God. One time, I had... I don't know, I was drunk playing around, and I took my shoes off in my building where I was living at the time. And I just ran through the hallway with some McDonald's and shit in my hand, like four o'clock in the morning drunk.

And I just, you know, ate shit. Went right in the air, landed on my lower back, which at the time, like that. Same kind of lower back injury. It makes my balls shot. And I was like, oh, it wasn't that bad, you know, whatever. Woke up the next morning, my back felt a little tight. I'm like, oh.

Then, like, maybe two days later, both my legs were just numb as fuck. I couldn't even walk, could never do nothing. Then, I went to the hospital. I was like, oh, you got sagging herb damage. You got to do yoga. You got to take these pills, do all this kind of shit. Like, what the fuck?

So, I like fucked some shit up. Did you start taking shit? Oh, sorry. Yeah, they gave me a lot of shit. This is my son's teacher. All right. And we're back. And I guess the vote is that this was, um...

No, this was fucked up. That's why you don't give a fucking gymnastics to the Asian communities. Really, they the best with it. They're fucking ninjas and shit. They're pretty funny. That's why I'm really disappointed with this situation. Oh, right on the tailbone, too.

No, no, that's fucked up. That's the worst part you can fucking land. I'm telling you, she got sagging herb damage. I don't know the full fact. Let's see if this next one's any better. I know him. He's a teacher. That was funny.

Yeah. Oh, why did that? He could have got decapitated. If he's just been like, if his neck wouldn't hit that poke. What? Look, that made me laugh, though. This is, this ain't funny. You want to be real?

This ain't funny. Like, this is like, he, just a grace of God. Like, I mean, we probably all had near-death experiences. That's pretty funny. Definitely. That was a near-death, like, I don't know. Like, he probably, he probably a preacher or something. Now, his life has definitely changed.

Fuck this firefighting shit. You give what I'm saying? Like, I don't know what y'all got going on with firefighting. That is high pressure shit, dude. I mean, that's through, that's a big dude. It's through him. But you know why I liked it? Because it was like a cartoon.

It did feel cartoonish. Yeah. And, and- Was he white? Was that a white guy? Yes. Yeah, that was, that was, that was civil rights. That was civil rights, civil rights revenge.

He was, he was racist then. That's what that was. He has to be racist. Firefighter, devil, he did. Devil voted for Trump. All type of shit. You know what I'm saying? That's that one.

This is for the 1960s. Yeah, that was revenge. So, I don't know, I'm on another side. Now, this is for my niggas. Now, this is for my real niggas, man. This is for my real dream. Now, this clip is funny. Yeah.

Now, it's funny. This is revenge, man. All right. You're racing for the fuck's sake. That's the only way that can happen to you as a white dude. You know what I'm saying? They love water. And isn't he a firefighter?

Like, shouldn't have he known better? He's been like Fabio and just, worst off, with the hair blue in it. But why doesn't he know not to do it like that? Yeah, that's a good question. He looks like a pretty heavy-saved guy. He's a heavy dude. He's a professional.

A good question is, how does a guy who knows to do that not know that that's quite possible? Malcolm X is underneath that fire hydrant. I'm blaming Malcolm X. His ghost is going like this, like, he's like, you white double. What? On the other side of the frame,

there's some dogs that are barking right now. The dog is starting to bite, we just don't see that part. Yeah. He's not getting too quick. Wait for it. Bugs, dude. See, that's the thing about social media.

Everybody want to be cool and do some shit, record some shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, that was vicious. That was sad. What did he think? What did he... I mean, I really just want to know his in-game.

Like, did he think we was going to watch this if he nailed whatever he nailed? Like, oh, he called on that Pogo stick. Like, I fucked with... This is... You were like, I'm going to show you the video. Like, you ever seen the nigga jump a high on the Pogo stick? Look at this.

The illest, the illest dude on a Pogo stick. The illest nigga on a Pogo stick. No, no one, bro, you retarded. So, that's the only reason why we watch this, because you fucked yourself up. Holy shit. I got to say that. That was brutal.

That was like... You know, that's how you fuck your teeth. That's what I'm scared about now. Now I got fixed teeth, man. I'll be... Don't. Or like, when someone... You ever see like a Street Fight videos

where someone gets... They get knocked out, but then their head hits concrete and you're like, God damn. And it bounces like a basketball? Yeah, it's like... What happened to me before? What happened here? Like, why is it...

Oh, he slid. I think because there's water on the floor. Thank you, Ray. Well, what did he... What was the in-game? Look how high I can jump. He got high as shit, though. Look how high he did get.

He's about to get some bitches. Like, watch this. I'm poking from my Instagram stories. Check out my Pogo. Think of this Pogo stick, dude. Like, come on. Who Pogo went like, meat, man? What nigga you don't do this Pogo shit like me?

Like me. Oh, my God. Wait, you said it happened to you, the head thing? Yeah, I got knocked down a lot. Well, I talked about it in my podcast. I realized that since we filmed episodes, like, damn, I got my ass whooped three times in two episodes. Like, what the fuck is going on?

Are these old ass whoopins? Yeah, I ain't no new ass whoopins coming. Yeah, okay. I'll walk away. Ain't no new ass whoopins coming if I like that. I'll walk away. I get close. What's the most recent ass whooping?

No, it ain't been over. It's been a long time. Okay. I talk about them. And it's from talking shit, though? Yeah, all the time. All the time. I can see you talking some shit.

All the time. Yeah, I fucking be drunk and shit, be fucking with people. And you got knocked out and your head fucking hit there? I didn't even, like I said, I said, I don't, but I didn't, I don't even remember shit. I remember talking something like, something like that. And I just see his face get close to mine.

Like, he did a Michael Jackson move. Yeah, right, bro. He did some shit like this. And the next thing I know, my homies was picking me up off the ground and shit, like, I'm gonna kill them niggas. And I actually ran back to him in jail, which is the fucked up part. Ooh, when I seen him, I'm like, I want to get this nigga.

And he was in his cell. Like he had, he was going to court and I worked that down in the registry. And I went, I grabbed a broom and I acted like I was faking. Like I was, which I should have stopped. I mean, I should have really like thought, thought this plan out more, but I moved on emotion. Because he was sitting in the cell.

He's wearing Cartier glasses. And anybody knowing Detroit Cartier Glass is like a staple. Like you give them sound like people get robbed and killed with these glasses all the time. Really? So the fact that he was in a jail cell wearing his, he still had his Cartier Glass. It should let me know he was on another level

than what I was on. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So I see him in the cell. Like, fuck it, I go in the, I go in the cell and I'm sweeping the cell up and shit. And I take the broom and I try to whack him with the motherfucker.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. He catches the broom with one hand on some jet leash shit and give me the three stiffest jabs I ever felt in my life. Like, boom, boom, boom, uh, uh, uh. Oh, let's get crazy in here. I just ran up. Oh my God, dude.

So I guess that's where our beef ended. You know what I'm saying? I just got to take that in because, you know, it's like a UFC. You get your rematch. You get your rematch in. You try to fight dirty and you still lose. It's like, all right, you got this one, man.

Yeah, he wins. It was the first time he jumped me. He caught it. Damn. But I remember this like clear as day, man, talking about stiff bitches. That's all I could call them. They were stiff bitches, man.

Three of them. Bow, bow, bow. I don't even know if that was his strong hand because I feel like his strong hand caught the broom. He just gave me them. And I just ate them. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Let's get crazy in here.

And I ran. Because you know, everything is recorded on all the shit. And then the motherfuckers. Because I was cool with all the other, because I worked with them pretty much all the CEOs. And they're like, Danny, we saw you get your ass with it as a man. Don't try to act like that shit ain't happening.

We got it on tape. Oh my God. Now I'm talking about it. They might leak this shit. One of the motherfuckers might be like, I got it. I got it. Oh my God, dude. He fucked me up.

That is phenomenal. I'm sorry. It's so good. But yeah, shots off the couch. Okay. He got it. He got that one. He got it.

Oh, no. Oh, down the back of the front. Oh, I know how this is going to end. Yeah, it can't end well. Ooh. I mean, that's white people doing white people shit. Yeah, exactly. Board on a job.

That's all that is. I've been there before. That hurt though. That fucking hurt. I've hurt myself being bored. Me too. Drinking, having fun, having a good time. I wouldn't say that's funny.

Well, I wouldn't say it's horrible either. That's just white people doing white people shit. And also like they weren't having a really great time. I didn't see anybody laughing. So they were, they were amused at the possibility of what this video could turn into. And I don't think they'd done it. They'd probably done a slower version of it.

Like, oh yeah, you can pull me on this thing. That's the thing. Are they doubled up? Yeah. Let's do it together. That's what it is. That's the thing about it. It's like everybody has this quest to go viral.

Yes. So you have these people just doing dumb shit this night. So now we have this like high level of stupidity to ourselves like, you got to really do some dumb shit now. This ain't dumb enough, man. It's not. It's not. Yeah, exactly.

You got to really show. Come on, man. You got to show me some shit. I mean, this, I think that really fucking hurt. They're like, we're going to go viral. Yeah, it's stupid. White spirits people like this. No.

Dude knows to let go. He's like, ah, I'm good here. Yeah, it is. I don't like it. And that's fucked up shit. Like he, if this could have went right for a man, do club appearances and shit. Not go to a nightclub, got to see the nigga that got hit

with the motherfucking car wash. You give him a say. Like, what the fuck is going on, man? What was your end game? Oh, fuck. You know, I'm not going to blow up after this, man. I'm going to blow up after my office chair video. This is the way people think.

They plant this. Like, oh, this is awful shares. Let them pull us. And one of us is going to get hurt. We don't know how we're going to get hurt, but some shit going to happen. And I'm down with that. I'm down.

We're going to go viral. Yeah. And you know. Well, there's the guy that fucking purposely, isn't he from Detroit? The one who does the shout out to the, to the juggalos every time. And he takes.

Oh, yeah. I don't know if he's from Detroit, but he does that. But his end game, I mean, but I see, he's not doing like independent wrestling shit. Like he's kind of like a celebrity in his community. In his community, for sure. So he's kind of, it worked out for him. Super human.

Yeah, it worked out for him, man. He jumps on barbed wires. Yeah. Fuck this shit. Yeah, that's it. You got it. So I feel like it worked out for him. It did.

It did. He's, he's, he. But it's the concept of like you're saying, it's gotta be AEW. Yeah. I love it. Now you can watch him really. He, that's, he made it in life.

He made it. Yeah. He made it, man. 01:27:10,600 --> 01:27:11,720 All the juggalos know him. If he go to the gathering, he's a celebrity. Oh yeah. He's in his world.

He did it. But I don't like how slow they were going in that video. They get picked up. Yeah, it was. It was like, well, what was, that was not exciting. They were in a garage. It went like they were outside somewhere. So how, how much room did his car have to really.

Yeah. I wanted to see more. I feel like it wasn't worth the injury. I don't know if he was injured. I don't even think it was hurt. And that's not even fair. They got up and laughed about this shit. Could you tell me if this dude has skills or not?

Here we go. Fuck. Bitches don't want to fuck. So I get high. Bitches don't want to fuck. So I get high. I get high because bitches don't whack. I get high because bitches are wack.

And they don't know nothing. I get high because bitches are wack. Huh. Prendipasa lo que me arrebata. I wake up this fucking arrebata. I'll bring them in the back. Oh, este bien pego. I wanna.

Pussy all night. All day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's meh. And I mean, when you're from the hood, everybody know a guy like him. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

This fucked up. And is that the kind of dude who's like, Daddy, put me on some shit? No, I'll be really serious shit because he really just got mental health issues. Oh, okay. You give it a stand so you look at him. Like, it's almost that one crazy nigga in the hood

that's like this, that he get a pass. Yeah. Like, he the type of nigga that could walk up on you and smack you or something. He's like, man, I'm gonna fuck you up. I'm gonna fuck you up, JoJo. Yeah. You better chill out, man.

I know, bro. Because you know he's fucked up. You know, yeah. So you're like, man, I know, bro, chill out, man. I'm gonna fuck you up. And you come up with some crazy shit. We laugh. We might joke with him every blue moon.

But we see him coming up to see like, I'll hit this nigga, JoJo, come with this bullshit. And you come. Everybody has this guy in the hood. You know what I'm saying? So it's really a sad case to be out. So this is not funny. This is horrible.

This is horrible. This is horrible. They're just, is it horrible or horrible-er? That's the name of the segment. Because he's just high. He's really having a good time. Yeah. He think everybody fuck with him.

Right. You know what I'm saying? His confidence. He's like, y'all hear these bars? Yeah. He hear this shit. And they go on the train. And they go, let's lay.

Like, he had to tell him, motherfucker, I was busing bars on the train. Everybody was fucking with that shit, man. Sure. It was your label. It was an A&R from Def Jam on the train, man. He's like, he the type of nigga that'll come to you and tell you some shit like that.

They sign me. Yeah. Let me hit your blunt. You're like, man, hey, you can get a guy out of here, man. You get what I'm saying? But he'll come through, man. He always will come through on some lucky shit, though. Like, might come through like, man,

I found this Louis Vuitton person. Somebody threw it off the freeway. I found it. There you go. You want this, man? Just give me $2. It's like, what the fuck going on? And then you be like, man, it's a fake ass person.

You go through it and figure out, no, I think that person's kind of real. I don't know where this crazy nigga got this purse from. Right. He didn't give it to your bitch. Like, hold up. Yeah, yeah. JoJo, I got this purse from JoJo, man.

JoJo. Is the slippery whore that I donated my jizz to for a while staying there? That's just. It's amazing. It's just a clip of Johnny Depp. I met Johnny Depp. It was in a weird country.

I don't know which one it was. It was like Copenhagen. Something like that. But he's cool. I guess his friends were like LP from Running Jewels. So he was at the show with them hanging out. And when I looked in his eyes, I saw a broken man. Like, in the end, like I seen someone that just,

you just felt the vibe. Like, I felt the vibe of like somebody that, I'm like, what the fuck he hanging out with Danny Brown and Running Jewels for right now? Yeah, he's broken. This whole trial makes it seem like he is for sure. He's got like a broken man. And that's what women don't understand sometimes, man.

It can happen, man. Johnny Depp, it happens to the best of us. Yeah. You give it, I'm saying? And he let this bitch take him out? I was telling my girl the other day, that's not looking good for white women. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? I'm really just saying that far as like interracial dating and shit, like this is really giving white women like a stereotype that they crazy bitches. She's the craziest. She's ruined motherfucking lives and this is really. Well, well, first. She's like, I know, I know, fuck off.

First with Karen, the whole Karen meme, white girls as white ladies got a bad rap with the whole Karen meme and now Amber heard. Yeah, because now y'all can't speak y'all. Y'all can't say how y'all want to feel in private. Amber heard. I mean, in public. Yeah.

It makes everybody be like, oh, you were Karen. I've never seen someone dragged like this since McCartney because like the world had, remember, the world was on Paul McCartney's side. Mm hmm. Went with that chick and they were like, nah, everybody was like, no, no, you're the fucking, you're the dirty one.

And this is, it's rare when the, when public opinion turns on the woman. Yes, it is. It's very rare. Yeah, it is. But yeah, like I said, it's just. But we knew this would happen because this, this I knew event because this whole me to believe all women.

Remember the mantra was believe all women, believe all women. And it's like, okay. I think I understand popular. They started getting bad answers. The name is going crazy. It was like a real white bitch had to step up like, no, this is what we really like. Show you what's going on.

Like, no. Just the fake white, they fake. Yeah, this is the real shit. She's scaring the brothers in the hood. We like, oh shit, man, what's going on? She's crazy. She's cray cray. I'm not trying to end up like no Johnny Depp, man.

Uh-uh. Bro, you're right. He's a broken man now. He's a broken. I'm a broken man too. How about this guy? This is wild to me. Oh, yeah.

No, this is, this is, this is the shit. Yeah. This is what I'm going to say. I see this. Come on. Oh, dang. This is all I'm going to say, man. A nigga, know if I'm killing a white bitch in a hotel room

with a bunch of white bitches. That's the, that's another thing too. That's why these white bitches are great. Like, this is so funny to me that. I love it. The kids, man, the kids. I love it. Who is hanging out with OJ?

Yeah. What? A lot of bitches. Yeah, a lot. That's what I mean. Like, and they're like, we just won't. And they're living in Vegas. We're closest to different breeds.

Yeah, Vegas is different. They move out there to be hanging out with OJ. Can you give what I'm saying? It is a, but look, I mean, that, it's not like those are teens. No, no. It's not like OJ with the Maxim models right now. No, no.

He's with regular bitches. But they're also like, let's fuck with him. Let's fuck with this guy. That's what I'm trying to tell you. They fucked up, man. Let's fuck with this killer. I'm not gonna pray in my life, white women do shit for the story, man.

Yeah. They're like, all right, I don't know how this is going to play out, but I'll be able to talk about it. I'll talk about it. Yeah. Look, they tweeting now. That is so crazy.

Look at what they doing right now. Telling them, motherfucker. They're all posting it. They're all just pretty good. They just woke up OJ in the bed. It's lit. Ah, yeah. It's a, they're trying to race to the Instagram,

like post the first. But see, these are white girls that have never fought. Yeah. Been in a fight. Do you know what I mean? Not definitely. I've had my ass beat. No, you said the realest shit.

Oh my God. I don't understand. Because I've said some shit. I've said some shit in like sixth, seventh grade, and I've had my ass beat. So like, I don't say, I don't do that stuff. You just know what danger is. Yeah.

These bitches putting themselves in danger. They don't know. Like they, you know what I'm saying? It's civilians. They don't really know what could get real, man. This nigga. Well, I mean, he got convicted. I mean, well, he beat it.

Yeah. But he killed bitches. He killed a couple of people. He did kill white bitches, blonde bitches, dude. And basic case. Yeah. This is never going to happen again. Yeah.

You're his type. And he also like basically almost decapitated. He's severed our fucking head off. Like it's a full throat cut. They're grabbing it. You come here too. You get this. Yeah.

I could see you doing that. I could see you doing that if I cheated on you and you, you found me with Ron Goldman. Is that, was that the guy's name? Yeah. He killed two people with one knife. Yeah. You know how angry you have to be?

You got to be really angry. But it's OJ though. And he's a strong fucking dude. He's strong. Back then. I asked his fuck too. Yeah. Fast.

He was doing spin moves and shit like that. Imagine you were the fake out. Ron Goldman tried to run away. OJ hit him with one of them juke moves. He was like, spit, hit him with some shit. And it was over. God damn it, man. Well, yeah.

I love OJ and I love his, I mean, I love his Twitter. He's good boy. He's just my one and Twitter world. Good boy. I'm just hanging out at the golf course today. It's a lovely day outside. You know, just wanted to shout out to Twitter world. He's like, people been asking me.

Yeah. Who are these niggas? Who been asking you? No one asked you shit, OJ. We all scared of you. Hey, Twitter world. There you go. Well, I'm waiting about an hour.

So I'm gonna tee it up. Kind of late for me normally. I like to play earlier, but so I'm sitting around all morning scrolling the sports and scrolling the news. And, you know, you scroll those cable news stations, man, they get depressed. And they had a guy on and he was saying something. And once I bet he laughs, I think I like that.

01:36:05,000 --> 01:36:07,000 He's like, I had his stupid neck. I can totally see OJ laughing with Bill. He had one. He had one. Look, I watched this the other day. What the do with Baker Matthew. Oh, he waited on this.

He always got his opinion. What to do with Baker? Well, it's apparent that nobody's going to make any real significant trade for Baker, at least not yet. If I'm running the Cleveland Browns, I'm keeping Baker until the Sean Watson arrives. As a matter of fact, I'm starting the season with Baker. And if Baker goes four and two, five and one,

assuming it's a six game suspension. Hey, that's going to be good for Baker. Because at that point in time, we're going to know what's going on in Carolina with Sam Darnall. We're going to know what's going on up in Seattle. OK. We're going to know what's going on in Houston with the MD at Wills.

After the Will Smith, Chris Rock, I think he was like, people would ask me about Will Smith and Chris Rock. I got to tell you, you know, violence. Violence is never good. I know it's fucked up, but it's a football organization. I might want to hire OJ. I know it's a controversial thing to do. Who knows what his football knowledge would do to your team?

Yeah, that's true. The Detroit Lions, we could use you. You give it, I'm saying? Give him a shot. Hey, guys, give him a shot. Look what he's saying. Like he said some real shit, though. Yeah, he does.

He know his shit. He can't not. You know what I'm saying? Dude, he probably would get ratings. I just don't never trust no Blake. Hey, Georgia, well, it's true that you run to a quiet spot. I'm here on that other coast. Any black dude that shaved all the hair off his face,

he'd definitely kill people. It's just inevitable. A clean shaven black guy. What? That dude no could grow up full of beer? Oh, he killed him off of him. Because he tried to figure out a way to get an alias. You know what I'm saying? Like, boy, I'm going to grow my shit out.

And then I'm going to move to Canada. Because you look creepy as fuck when you do that. Because that happened to me when I was in jail. The one CEO that really took a liking to me, he was kind of like a mentor when I was there. His name was Officer Hall. Shout out, Officer Hall. I think he probably did now.

But he was a Marine. You know what I'm saying? So he used to be super army, super disciplined, just teaching me about like ill shit, telling me crazy stories about him. And he was in the Marines and shit. Like one time this nigga told me he was underwater for like two, three days straight.

And if he stick his head up, he's going to get that bitch shot off. Like, man, hypothermia or all that shit. And he survived like three days underwater. Like, you know, shit like that. So one time I got caught smoking cigarettes on the rock and shit. When I came down, he was mad because I caught some extra days. Like Snoop, they called me Snoop. He's like, Snoop, man, I thought you was doing good.

I thought you was on the right path. Man, I see you still a criminal. I see you still doing some bullshit. So he's like, man, I'm gonna teach you. So he made me shave. He's like, man, you can't come back down here and work with us until you shave all the hair on your face. And of course I want to go down there and work with them

because it got to the point where, you know, all the CEOs love me so much. I wasn't even eating real jail food no more. Nice. Whatever they was getting, they'll bring like Burger King, Pizza Hut, whatever the fuck. Danny, you want something too? They'll give me some shit.

Here, just take some shit you can take back upstairs. I'm sneaking wipers upstairs to my bunk and shit. Oh, shit. Laughing and y'all, I'm eating cold wipers in my bunk. Watching it because like, y'all eat that shit. I'm good. Y'all can have my tray. Shit like that.

You give it a percent? Yeah. And I was getting all the cigarettes too because I worked down there. So I was controlling everything. You know what I'm saying? But yeah, I forgot what I was talking about. You're talking about shaving.

About shaving. About shaving. Shaving. Oh, yeah. So he made me have to shave all the fucking hair off my face. Yeah. And I had to come back down. And I looked like a dick.

Like, that's all I think of. Like, I just look at myself in the mirror like, man, I look like a penis in the face. And it's just, it's not comfortable. Like a fucking killer. So you could, if you could be confident as a black man with no hair on your face at over 30 and shit. Yeah.

Yeah, you'll kill it, bitch. Yeah. For sure. It's time for your TikTok. Oh, fuck. I'm so stoked. They haven't seen these in a long time. So.

Hey, I've been submitting them. No. Yes, darling. Yes. Look a demon to my eyes, darling. Yes. Yes. The light of God is showing up on you mortals.

Yes. You've been naughty, naughty. I must punish you. I'm really cool. He's just cool. There's been a little. I just want to punch him in his fucking nose. Same.

Thank you. That big ass nose just hit him with the three. I was Jason Gay, a hundred three stiff bitches and not me. Yeah, pow, pow, pow. This shit going to bleed quick, too, but yeah. He's soaked. There's a lot of cool guys. Definitely, definitely.

He's definitely cool guy club. There's been a lot of cool guys on the talk lately. Like a lot. He's not. He's nasty. He's nasty as hell. And there's so many. I'm going to tell you about it, you know,

but he's very unattractive. Yeah. He's so. I know. His skin is bad. He has a huge nose. And then the shit he's talking about is like, oh, man, what drugs are going to work.

I mean, it's just like the most unattractive people. Like, like, yeah, it's like people like him. And he's got nothing to do with looks, but even the way he moved, like his whole swag, everything about him. So I know like the women in his family are the same way. For sure. And you like the whole genetics.

But if Brad Pitt were to do this punch you in your nose. That's pedophile shit. Yeah, it is. Yeah, yeah. Creepy as fuck. That's why I always fucking sexy. I should have let me suck it right here, right now in front of everyone.

Please. What? Let me suck it. I want you to urinate in my mouth. Was he trolling? I knew you'd like that. I don't know what he was doing, but I like it. I feel like he, he like raided like one of those

cruising gay parks or something. Yeah, yeah. That's what that was. He walked up to it was like you were so sexy. But it's like he trolling them because he almost feels like he is. So it's like almost like predator poachers. Yeah, yeah.

Like I'm gonna show up at the gay cruise. I like how confused the guy is. Yeah. That guy, that was good. Because he really wanted to get his dick sucked. He's like, nigga, you playing games in this bitch, man, what the fuck, man? You got your camera, you got your phone.

I show it up because my shit off. He's so fucking sexy. Nigga, you playing games? I don't like that, too. You got your phone out. Are you joking? I just want for the heart right now. Let me suck it.

Look, you see what I'm saying? Yeah, he wants it. Man, what are you playing? That is what I showed up for. I wonder if you would admit it in my mouth. He's like, okay. Man, you trolling, man. I heard, I got the ass class.

I heard India was nasty like that, dude. Like they get freaky out there. Really? Like this? Gay sexes? Nice. All a type of. Really?

All a type of shit. I didn't know that. I don't know. Because the sewage situation is not the best. That's also true. I can't just walk around smelling shit everywhere, man. You giving me a say? Yeah.

Walking through shit. Anywhere in sandals. Yo, fuck that. In the street? With feet got bacteria around. You know what I'm saying? Like, oh, I ain't chillin, man. You think about curry, take it out.

Get the fuck out of here. Tell us a few red frags and men that you want to look out for where he's not in this masculine energy. So things like he's not a good leader. He won't take any responsibility. He's not ambitious. He's a loser. He wants to sit around playing video games all day.

He isn't protective. He's a coward. And he's not decisive. He can't make a decision. I feel like he talking to me. And I got, and I got, you know, if we had a debate, I got combative shit that I could say to this nigga for everything that he's just got.

You know what I'm saying? Jake, Jake Madden or Maddox? I don't know. I like his anti-video game stance because I've been. You've been on this. Yes, forever. Forever. You know why?

I get it, though. My pussy dries up so fat. It's like sandpaper in there. When I see a grown man playing video games, it just, you look like children. But the difference is, the difference is, you got to realize a person like me was born in 1981. My dad had me at 16 years old.

He played a number of video games. So I was raised to play them. To me, I don't watch movies or other shit. For you, I'll give you a pass. I was also, I mean, I was born a couple of years before you, but we were encouraged. Like when these things came out, they were like, that's the only thing that I have.

I know what you're saying. I understand the whole notion, but it's some cool niggas that play video games, too. Oh, yeah. It's not the fucking cheeto eating mother fuckers. And he plays video games. And he plays this kind where you talk to other people in different parts of the world.

A lot of people do that. Yeah, I do that. Where you fight with other people and stuff. Yeah, I do all that shit. Yeah. But he ain't got no bitches. Yeah. Real life trying to tell me about women.

You give them saying like, you ain't got no bitches. Yeah, he's no no bitches. You get what I'm saying? This is no bitches. No bitches. None. Look at him. Yeah, he's goofy as fuck, man.

Yeah, he sucks. I'm a leader. He would tell you, he would tell you that on a date. That's how, that's the kind of game he has. He'd be like, do you like leaders that make decisive decisions in their arc? He'd be like, and I'd be like, bitch, I'm, what the fuck is you talking about?

Yeah. He'd be like, do you ever have fun? You ever say fun shit? I pay people to make decisions for me. Yeah. What are you talking about? That's not being a leader. That's just, you know what I'm saying?

You're like, I'm a baller. I'm a fucking baller. 01:45:04,200 --> 01:45:04,920 I'm a baller. Yeah. I pay people to, you know what I'm saying? Shit, I can't do. Someone gonna figure it out.

Go figure it out. He can do everything. He gonna fuck some shit up. Yeah. He's gonna fuck a lot of shit up. Well, I like how divisive this one was. Hell yeah. You know what I'm talking about.

Margaritaville, guys. This is who you're gonna party with when you go to Margaritaville. Cool. Salt, salt, salt. See, he's the white people I don't want to hang with. Don't, these are the white people I would never want to party with. I mean, that's, I don't know, man.

You can smell this dude through the screen right now. The mouth, the neck, the hair. That's like original man shit. Like, they think people are like, original man shit. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, I'm being stank and like, just. He stinks.

He stinks. Don't wear socks. No, he doesn't wear socks. How do you feel about those Gucci slippers with the fur? Those loafers? For women? Oh, no, they're cool. I like those.

Can you, do you wear them with socks or without socks? They're going to get the stank. Yeah, they're going to get stank. I mean, but you guys suck. But if you get some Gucci slippers with the fur, that's like one where every blue moon type. Yeah, you know where every day. If you pop out in them and you get a picture, then that's a wrap.

Yeah, that's true. You can't keep saying a nigga with the Gucci fur. The rabbit died in that bitch, man. What the fuck are you trying to do? You give it, I'm saying, that's what I hate about wearing this. Like, like ear designer clothes, shit. Like, yeah, when you wear like a big piece and you get a picture in it.

That's it. I just give it away. I give it away to like, you know what I'm saying? One of my cousins, you know, they appreciate it. But then next thing, you know, they killing the rabbit because then they're going to wear like crazy too. So it's almost like a double-edged sword with that. Because then you and Dan, they're going to embarrass

theyself with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's true. Every day, like you're supposed to do that. And then you go come back and say, like, damn, nigga. Take a breather on that. You still wearing them Gucci slippers, man? What the fuck, man?

That bitch is the rabbit. Let me get you some new ones. No. So, yeah. Can we all just get, can we all just get along and forgive one another? Please? What?

Who is out here? Who is ever out there? When y'all hear this, please forgive me and forgive, forgive and forget. Please? It's kind of like JoJo. That's like the concept of a Kendrick Lamar song. So I'm trying to hurt as she knows about equality.

She knows. She's trying to end racism, man. Yeah, let's get along. There's nothing wrong with that. She likes black dudes. Yeah. She's like whoever likes her. Yeah.

Look at his face. He's also... Look at his face. He was doing this for the sake. He likes this. Pogo shit. He likes this. Oh, my face hurts.

This is fetish right here, man. This is... Look at his face. You know what it is? If I hit my balls on something, I don't look like that. My shit look crazy. It's gonna be agony, defeat.

He wants you to notice what happened, you know? He wants you to say so. He's looking in the camera. That's sensual. Is that what this is? He's like, did you see my balls getting hit? He's looking sensual into the frame. So, know where you can fake this.

Guys are so trouble-ing. I don't trust no nigga with a hoodie with sleeves off that bit. Same. That's the next level shit, man. That's right. What's the utility? Are you cold or are you hot asshole? Do you need the hood or not?

He wanna show the guns though. Yeah. But he wants to stay warm on top. The Danny Brown Show. Every Tuesday, come up on... I just like that. I just... This is the...

That's my worst fear though. Yeah. Behind the truck. Because I've been through a lot of car experiences. You have? I should look... Yes. A lot.

A lot. When I was... I'm gonna say preschool. As in preschool, we got hit by me and my family. We got hit by a garbage truck. Like literally in a Chrysler, a Saver. Like, and it folded it. Like, it matched like...

I got $8,000 when I turned 18. So, I guess that was... From that. All of us got money. Like, everybody that was in the car got money. But we could have died that night. And I remember... I mean, you know, as a kid, it was like leaping from my grandma house.

That name was going back home. And I fell asleep. Which is some funny shit too. Because I woke up. I woke up and I'm laying on the ground. Like, oh, it's like police, fire department, everything. You know, all this shit everywhere. And I look up and then my tooth just fall out.

The one that always breaks and the one that was fucking up. That was the first time it ever fell out. What's that? Yeah, that was the funniest shit I've ever... The whole thing? Or just part of it? No, the whole tube. But I think, I mean, I was...

I was still a kid at the time. So, I think I was... Oh, it was your baby. I've seen compilations of this. Trucks that are... Trucks that are stuck on the bridge, yeah, that's all. Oh, my God, dude. It's...

It is fucking... You wonder if you know why you don't see it. Oh, man. You know, the shit like this is like... Because, I mean, you can be a person that you have nothing to do with anything. You just drive in one day and some shit like this happened and your life is over. You could say like... Yeah, it's not even your fault.

That's the scariest shit to me. I don't want to go out like that. That's the one way I don't. Me neither. Let me do some... At least let me go out like Kevin Samuel or some shit. Like, let me do some shit or something. Like, don't just let no random truck driver just fall asleep at the wheel on some shit.

You know what I'm saying? That's weak. That is weak. I did all this shit to go out like that. It's some bitch-ass shit, man. Let me go out cool. That is bitch-ass shit. Because you had nothing to do with it.

At least let me control the narrative. Yeah. At least. We got to run the Danny Brown show. First of all, thank you for coming in. You're always the greatest. And we're so, so stoked about your show, man. It's going to be awesome.

I'm so happy, man. Do my face hurts from laughing at the episode? I'm like in pain. And I think you're going to get... I really do think that like, it's a new creative outlet for you as a creative dude that you're going to love. No, definitely. Like, I told these niggas, I just got better health.

Yeah. And I've been doing the therapy shit. And I was like, you know what? I don't need that shit. I'm about to do it through this. Yeah. I got mad people to talk to. You're going to have to.

I don't want to talk to one-on-one of them. Fuck that. I talk to mad people. I just read the comments and they help me out. Yeah, there you go. Danny Brown, the new show comes out. Every Tuesday here on the YMH YouTube channel. You can also listen wherever podcasts are available.

We'll go out on the Unkshine Bounce by Jeremy or Germany. I don't know what his name is. Here we go. All right. Thanks, guys. 01:51:01,560 --> 01:51:03,560 Here you go. You feel me?

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