Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - 661 - Frankie Quinones - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Episode Date: June 22, 2022

STOP EATING FATTY!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P realize that a portrait of YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne is missing from the Cool Guy Wall of Fame. This prompts them to revisit some of RPC’s classic clips. They also watch Michael Bisping touch a camera through the fence, revisit Garth’s very weird Ukraine video, and check out a girl that peels fruit with her teeth. The Main Mommies are then joined by “Cholo Fit” Creeper. They discuss how Cholo Fit started, LA cholos, vasectomies, how to find motivation, and the fact that cholos are actually romantic. Jean and Jean run Creeper through all of the classic cholo clips including the Gangbangers in Syria and some of Christina’s chola ’Toks. Frankie Quiñones is a stand-up comedian, actor and creator. He joins Todd and Christine to chat about Cheech and Chong, weed culture, the similarities between goths and cholas, and more. They then watch some of Christina’s TikTok curations, as well as a cool video of a lion trainer being mauled by his big cat.

The face makeup is on point. On point. That's a trip on me. That's a classic movie. Like, let me make sure this is good, but whatever. With the rest of it, you know, like. Honestly, and this is like this goes for almost all the moments in the scene. It wasn't until somebody was actually there telling me you have two in you

or you have three in you that like it actually kind of clicked. And I'm like, oh, my God, this is actually happening. I'm caught myself. Honestly, and this is like this goes for almost all the moments in the scene. It wasn't until somebody was actually there telling me you have two in you or you have three in you that like it actually kind of clicked. And I'm like, oh, my God, this is actually happening. Yeah.

Oh, man. Jules Ventura, the great Jules Ventura. Jules was such a sweetheart. She she did the podcast ages ago and actually always has been our discovery. Everybody from the adult business has been like the sweetest people we've ever met. Nicest. She came over when we were living in a guest house. Yeah.

Before we had kids, we just had beef. I remember too that she had gotten a Cadillac because I was like nice whip and she super stoked on that and just couldn't have been more. Yeah. Yeah. We walked our dog with her. We did. I mean, it was like the weirdest.

We talked about this clip and she was like, well, yeah, just like athletically, I couldn't believe it. Yeah. She's like, I was I was proud of myself because I could stretch that muscle. Yeah. And I was like, oh, now that you say that, it makes a little more sense. No, that is that is impressive. They're worth three guys in you.

In her vag and in her butt, right? Yeah. So there was like I could. The configuration. She said that they did everything. Like sometimes it was like one in each hole and sometimes it was two in one hole and yeah. She should be proud of herself.

She should be proud of herself. Yeah. It's a lot. It's a lot. And she was so tiny. Do you remember how small she was? She was like, Jesus Christ. Yeah.

Well, I wonder if your vag size is relative to your outside size. I don't know. I mean, not anymore. Now after you have three in you. I have you three in you. Yeah. It's all one size. One big.

It gets bigger after that. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. And big shout out to Ghost Crew who made that song. Oh my gosh. I miss Ghost Crew.

Ghost Crew, if you're listening, a great way to reconnect would be a new Ghost Crew jam. Yeah. They used to send in the fucking bangers, dude. I know. I think you can hear everything that they've made for your mom's house. I think on their Spotify channel, I want to say, but they made so many songs. It's a slap. Yeah.

It was a good era. They did. They did my request. You remember my request? When I was really obsessed with what you know what I'm saying? I was like, I wish I would make a You Know What I'm Saying song. And they made the dopest You Know What I'm Saying song. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. I mean, it fucking slaps so hard this shit. You know what I'm saying, Mike? You know what I'm saying? Friends. Friends. Like this. You know what I'm saying?

My mom longs. Doesn't mean my ass. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Fires. Fires. That's saying friends. Excellent.

You know what I'm saying, Mike? The mayor of You Know What I'm Saying. Yeah. He wants to be the mayor. Here we go. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

No, but this life isips. You don't say it? Do you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You don't want to understand that? Dennis Rodman. Dennis Rodman. And the please give me...

Koch. Koch is a Korean English language teacher. She's saying Koch. Yeah. She's a chemical Koch. And then my absolute... I would argue at top YMH clip of all time is homeless man gets raped by gay ghost.

Yeah. Which was just fantastic. Rock me in my ass, man. Yeah. And then my mom told us... Rock me in my ass, man. Yeah. He's in the alleyway.

There's no one there. And there's nobody there. And he's got his thigh-dye pose. Legs are in the air. So funny. And he's like, feels good. She feels good. Damn, give it to me.

Yeah. Fuck me in my ass, man. He goes, and he goes, shit feels good. When you're fucking me. Yeah. He's having a whole experience. Yeah. I tried talking about it on stage once.

And? Didn't go so well. Tough sell. Yeah. But I kinda need to see it and hear it. Right? You gotta see it and hear it. Fuck me in my ass, man.

Yeah. Yeah. He goes, feels good. When you're fucking me. Oh, by the way. Trying out. Fucking hell. I meant to bring this up.

How the fuck are there portraits of all the greatest discoveries on your mom's house and not an RPC? There isn't. Is there one right behind you? Yeah. No. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

How, how would we let that go? If we're, if we're honoring the greatest discoveries? I don't know. Oh my. This. I don't know how the hell I let that happen. Holy shit. I'm sorry, guys.

I mean, don't be sorry to me. Be sorry to Robert Paul Champagne, the fucking. Well, can I tell you what I caught wind of? And I'm very upset. Well, I found out that RPC, Robert Paul Champagne, is upset with us because he is not displayed in the cool guy wall. That was my first thought. Like, oh, of course he is.

Right? Yeah. He's the most legendary of all cool guys. Yep. But apparently he's not. And that's your fault. Look. Look.

He liked the old studio better. Unkshine. He doesn't like Unkshine. He would think goodness. Uncle Shine is not there to embarrass himself from the mess he is. It doesn't matter anymore. I'm happy just doing my thing. The studio better.

I'm happy as I am. Yeah. He's very upset. Oh, there we go. Somebody, was it Heather? Heather fakes it. Did her own to kind of feature him. This feels bad.

Yeah. This might be one of the biggest mistakes I've ever made, I think. Well, Heather did a great job saving our asses there. Yeah. I mean, Adave, really? I mean, I. What were you thinking? From the bottom of my heart.

I mean. You know how important RPC is. Yeah. I mean, the right answer to that is that I wasn't thinking. Yeah. And I'm like, I don't like. Tell him. Tell Robert.

This camera. Robert, from the bottom of my heart, this was not an intentional slide on you. If there's anything I can do to make you feel better. I mean, we're going to do a portrait on you. Is there anything I could do for penance? I mean, punishments, I feel like the only way to make this right. Yeah. I think we should let Robert chime in on that.

I think so too. It's a great idea. I think maybe you do what Robert says. All right, Robert, whatever you think my punishment should. Boy, my eyes are tearing up. Yeah. I'm so sorry. I mean, that could include maybe he wants to, you know, send a video or something of yourself

at home. You know, I'm sorry. My brain kind of tuned out a little bit. What was that sense he said? I don't know. Whatever Robert wants is I think how we handle this. I think so too. That's fair.

Yeah. Yeah. How could he be forgotten? I mean, it's like. Maybe you hand deliver something to his apartment. I think that's the secret. Yeah. Hand deliver.

The portrait maybe? Something. To show him. Yeah. Something. Wagner houses. Yeah. 2395.

Yeah. 2124th and 1st Avenue, Spanish Harlem. Yeah. Make a guarantee and that's that we'll make this right. I'll make this right. Good. Another thing that we learned from this is that RPC, Robert Paul Champagne. This is my building truck out.

He has his own issue with Unkshine. Isn't that crazy? It is so bizarre. What is his beef with it? You got that apple. I'm not sure. But he does his own impression of him. He mocks him.

It's strange. Cool guy on cool guy stuff. Wow. We've never had a cool guy in fighting like this before. I know. Unkshine. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Unkshine. Pull back through the hair out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Doing hanger? Come on baby girl. accomplish that.

Who did YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES WHO original version of unkshine GARL now I. Do this guy. I think he's got kind of the vibe down but he's too fast at delivery. Yeah. But you realize that this guy is mocking that guy and this guy. Black guys who love to f*** and f*** good. Make or put CO Really Just this that one.

Yeah. Right. Well, that's why don't you see? You hate in the other what you hate in yourself. Maybe. No, for sure. It's like, that's why he's annoyed. Uncle shine.

Uncle shine. I made bad mouth to me when I was open my home to somebody and I said to Dr. Josh, quote, it's not in the best shape because I really don't plan to stay here for all my life. I wish he opened up his ears and listened to people but he didn't open up his ears and listened. Okay. No, but Uncle shine is kind of doing his right stick. Right.

It's just a different spin on it. Yeah. He sees him as a threat or maybe he's attracted to him because he does like black guys. He loves black guys who love to f*** and f*** good. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe he's a guy's man. I'm gonna compete a f*** man.

I'm gonna get a great beat to f*** dicks man. You f***ing big black guys, the Latino guys out there. Man, you got Harry. Doesn't matter. You're a big bear. Man, f***. Come f***ing man. That's the best.

Come f***ing man. Come f***ing. Dude. The phone. How much would Robert love any? That's what I think about every time. Oh my God. Yeah.

I feel like they really connect too. Hey, I didn't f*** up the pain man. Don't do this to me. Don't do this to me. I'm gonna need someone to film me though while I'm there. I can't. I'm gonna be busy bro. Could you imagine?

I know I wouldn't have a monologue, I'm not sure. Oh f***ing different god. That was Garth. This is my building, try it out. Yeah. Come check it out man. Can I check it out? Does he ejaculate in this video?

I forget. I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't think I would. I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember.

I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember. Do you want to come here? Wow.

You standing. Oh my god. Oh my god. Ew I got the shells, I got the barf shells. Whew. That was so upsetting. Yeah. Why does he have to lick it?

I don't know. We don't have the one of him laying on the couch. You know what I mean, the best one. Maybe we don't need that one. He was like, come get it all. That one. Yeah, I know. Do you know what I'm talking about?

I know, I know, I know. God, he's got like the clips on his nips and that. Yeah, I'm gonna come now. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I'm gonna be sick. I'm not in the mood for this. Oh baby, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah.

Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. It's so intense. That's where it spits. Okay, enough. I think the audience is hard enough coming for one day. I can't do it anymore. Okay. Please.

Okay. It's so upsetting. And to take this frame off of him looking. Oh yeah, this isn't good. Jizz. Maybe we should play the show opener. Yeah. God, sorry.

Okay. Kids are okay. Yup. You're right. You know what? You're right. Here we go. Ready?

Yeah. You gotta pay attention. I know. This is my nanny. Hold on. Touch my camera through the fence. Touch my camera through the fence. What does that even mean?

Brandon Alvarez, you're a strange guy. You want me to touch your camera through the fence. There you go. Touch your buddy. This is big time. Hey, what's wrong, Andy? Don't bring anyone loving. Good work.

Don't move on the fucking stand. Welcome, welcome, welcome to your mom's house. Welcome to your mom's house. With Tom Segura. Tom Segura. Mom's stadia. Welcome to your mom's house. Meow

Meow, meow, meow meow. Meow, meow, meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow, meow. Woo! Oh, what happened to that? Nice.

Touching my camera through the fence, you faggot. Um, the lost title, your special that never was. So upsetting. A lot of people are feeling the burn from that still. Broken hearts. Broken hearts. Anyway, yeah, Michael Bisping here. Somebody told him to touch the camera through the fence.

Very exciting. Very exciting. Very exciting stuff. I like the lighting of this guy's set, by the way. It's very nice. Yeah. Touch my camera through the fence. Could you faking imagine seeing that message come up?

You're like, what is this even about? It's so good. Touch my camera through the fence. Touch my camera through the fence. Yeah, it's so funny. You want me to touch your camera through the fence. Touch. Your camera through the fence.

Master of accents, what is that one? Touch. Touch. The Irish. There you go. Touched it buddy. Touched it buddy. That means clearly a Brit, right?

Touched or Scottish. Yeah. There's not a British flag behind him. Yeah. Touch my camera through the fence. Where's Michael Bisping born? Uh-oh. You're asking him to go?

Well, he can definitely figure it out. Cyprus. What? Cyprus. Greece. Really? Okay, but what's the accent? But was he raised somewhere else?

He is British. He was raised in the UK. He's a UK champ, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay, but UK is also Ireland and Scotland. Right, sorry. The United Kingdom. I understand.

Oh my God. Where was he raised? Doesn't it say that in his bio or something? Lancashire. Okay. Lancashire. Lancashire. Yeah.

Lancashire. Fucking, hey man. You know that the United Kingdom, it's a united kingdom, meaning not just England. So there's a kingdom involved that's united, right? Look, the whole team's working on this right now. Jesus Christ. All the brain trust in there. God.

Got four guys trying to figure this out. Guys, quickly. What countries are in the United Kingdom, Nadav? England, Britain, Ireland, Scotland. England, Britain. England and Britain. He said England and Britain, Scotland and Ireland. Fucking no.

We got Northern Ireland. We got the, oh, Wales. Everybody know Wales. Yeah, that's the kingdom. Everybody know Wales. See, I know guys. We're good. Well, let me ask you this.

Let me ask you this. Can you kick my ass? What language do they speak in Wales? English. No. The Queen's English. No. The King's Welsh.

Welsh. Yeah. Yeah, I was just, yeah. Team Chad. Chad won't even help me cheat. I was asking him for answers. He's just like, uh-uh. Good job, Chad.

Yeah, it's almost like you're on the wrong team, Chad. Good job, Chad. He said Britain's a country, Tom. Where is Britain located? Where's Britain- In the UK? Holy shit. What language do they speak in Britain?

It's English. It's got, right? What about in Ireland? What do they speak in Ireland? Irish. Jesus Christ. Gaelic. Like, we come from these people.

This is not, I'm not asking you about like China. We come from the English. He said what language do they speak in Irish? I'm just, I'm misfiring. This is, everything is sweating. I don't, English. English and Gaelic. It says English and Irish.

No, Gaelic. Official languages. Yeah, but Gaelic, it says Irish. And then, Colin, that's the word Gaelic. Gaelic, that's their language. They're fucking, from the old Celtic shit. You know what? Dude, I...

I think we'll agree to disagree, Christina. Look, I didn't know what donuts in the parking lot were last week, but at least I know why they're UK. This is impressive. Just in case people forgot. Hey, everybody, go with Brooks. Enter your year one. And we're proud to say,

We stand with Ukraine. Stand up for mankind. Stand up for mankind. Stand up for mankind. Stand up for Ukraine. Stand up for Ukraine. How fucking weird is that? I agree.

I can't. I can't. I mean, we could put this whole garthing to rest. How fucking weird is that? That's the weirdest fucking thing I've ever seen anybody do. She goes, okay, let's try to walk for a man. He goes, she goes, stand up for mankind. So what's the laugh?

That's what I'm saying. She says, stand up for love. Stand up for love. Stand up for mankind. Stand up for Ukraine. Stand up for mankind. Stand up for Ukraine. This fucking craziest thing I've ever seen anybody do.

It's crazy. It's a fundraising thing about a war zone. He's laughing. Stand up for mankind. Stand up for Ukraine. I don't even know what would inform you to do that. I don't know. What part, does his brain go somewhere else?

That can happen. Maybe, okay. Maybe, because she was like, stand up for love. Stand up for mankind. And then she's like, hell, stand up for all of mankind. And he's like, yeah, all of mankind. You know, like, wow, is that what it is? Like, yeah, mankind.

I don't know. I mean, it doesn't seem like that. It seems like he's in a different read. Yeah. Like a moment earlier, they were like, oh, we got slim gyms. You know, and he was like, slim gyms are delicious. And he just like forgot which read they were in. Yeah.

You know, he's so dissociated from stand up for love. Stand up for mankind. Stand up for Ukraine. I mean, there's no part of that that you should do that on. Nobody should do that. No, you shouldn't laugh during a fundraiser for Ukraine. There are not mutilated, murdered bodies. And he's like, stand up for Ukraine.

It's so bizarre. How's your blocking? Is he still have you blocked? Also, it's a reaction to stand up for mankind. I know. It doesn't. It doesn't add up. You say stand up for love.

You'll say stand up for mankind. And together we'll say stand up for Ukraine. Okay. Love. Mankind. Ukraine. Yeah. Any as a theory?

I feel like, I mean, I kind of pay attention to like mannerisms and shit. And I feel like on all of his videos, I think it's just a garth thing that he always ends it with like a smile or a laugh, no matter what the fuck he's saying. It's always like a, like, let's let the conversation begin. It's like, it's always a laugh. It could be that. It could be where you go like, what do regular people like? They like smiles, you know?

Mimicking humans. Yeah. Empathy. Yeah. That's sociopathic behavior. It is. I think, I think Annie's got something in that he can't, he can't feel the moment. Like he can't be in this moment, the gravity of it.

He has to be an entertainer. He has to end it all. Like, like Annie said on that bullshit, like, see it's a rodeo. It's also like, you gotta have the bigger moment. Like, you know what I mean? Like he's doing this with his wife, but he still has to be like the one that does something. He went up sir. Yeah.

In like a small way. Wow. Let's just read this and he's like, yeah, if your dad died. Donate. So weird. The fuck are you talking about? Yeah. Like he would find a way to make anything like that.

Like he's so weird. Like World War II happened. Remember all our Jews were killed. Yeah, there are celebrities who always go like, and it's almost like they go like, well, what am I supposed to do? Yeah, they don't know how to be normal. He doesn't know how to be himself. He really doesn't know how to be grounded in the moment.

Yeah. He can't do it. He physically can't be himself. This is so hard for him. This is why he's failed social media. He cannot just be himself. Remember every interview we've seen with him, Tom? Yeah.

Every interview is he's acting. He's playing the part of Garth Brooks. Right. He can, I don't even know who this guy is. No, of course not. If you show this, by the way, to the few people that don't know who that is, I bet you every one of them would be like, what the fuck was that laugh about? You know what I mean?

Like, if you were like, I watched this thing, they'd be like, okay, they're raising fun. And then they would be like, why did he laugh right then? That's so weird. It's so weird. It doesn't fit. It doesn't fit in with the moment at all. Like, he's so misread that moment. I mean, yeah, I can't believe someone was like, let's do a take two.

Maybe they're scared to. They're always scared to because he's probably a domineering guy. He calls the shots. Yeah. His beard looks better. His beard looks nicely colored. Oh, you know what I know something to when people fake smile? The eyes?

Yeah. The wrinkles in his eyes, fake. He's not smiling. Yeah. Does he smile like that? Like a chimp? Yeah. I know a smile for real.

Yeah. You see it. It's different. He gives a chimp smile. Look at him smiling. It's fake. What's that? Portrisha.

How does she deal with this guy? Oh, COVID deaths? Yeah, it's got to be rough. Yeah. Yeah. Make sure you donate. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my God, I wish I could do this. My veneers would pop right off. Oh, God. That was the greatest thing I've ever seen. This is so stupid. I can watch this for all day. She's got a whole channel just doing this. Is this TikTok?

I think she's got a YouTube channel. This woman, if you're listening, just peels things with her teeth. I love that. So she did a cucumber and a peach, and she just uses her front teeth and just peels the skin off. The two front chops. Oh, pineapple. Pineapple.

She's doing it. She definitely doesn't have caps or veneers. She doesn't give a fuck about shit. Fuck, dude. She's doing that pineapple skin. That's so hard. That's like leather, dude. That is rough.

She's fucking crazy. That's a bad bitch right there. These Asian bitches, they eat everything. They eat fucking roaches on their channels and shit. Holy shit. Dang, bitch. Yep. You crazy.

Got a channel dedicated to this. She's rad. Yeah. Yeah, I could watch this all day. Try to break through. You want to break through the internet? Do shit like this. Yeah.

Could you do that? Your teeth are strong. I think I don't think anymore. I think I could have done this at one point. Yeah. Yeah, they'll break right out of your fucking head, dude. My shits will pop off so fast if I try doing that. Yeah, that's fucking rough.

Dude, I can't even chew gum without panicking a little bit. Oh, I just ripped something out. What time is it? Now and later. Chewing something over and over and then your molars. I feel like some sting. You're like, um... Or like the clicking of your teeth moving.

You ever felt that panic? Like, oh god, I just ripped something out. Yeah. All the time. You know what you realize is that your teeth are just bones that are outside of your body. Yeah. They're like bones, essentially. Some people have such fucked up teeth.

Oh my god. I talked to a dentist, too, and I didn't realize that everybody's teeth will just fall out at some point. Like, if you live long enough, your teeth will just go. They just decompose. Yeah. You know what else I heard from a doctor? Your toenails eventually get fungus on them just by virtue of living. That's why all dads have dad feet.

Like, look at your dad's toenails. They're fungus. They're old. Like when old dudes. Yeah. Your body just rots. Like, you rot. We're rotting right now.

Yeah. I'm rotting. Oh, I don't want to see this. Sure. Why did you do this? Don't ruin my fucking... Old people's feet. Oh god.

That one's a bad one. She has like six toes. Oh, look at that lady's face right there. You know how mad it would make me to massage that lady's feet? I know. Do you know how I'd be looking back at her? I'd be like this. Focus on foot care.

Some amputations. Fuck. So I found this documentary. Oh my god. Take it down. Can I tell you my story? Yeah. We can't play it on the show because, you know, we'll get pulled off of YouTube, but I found

this documentary about a brother and sister in where? UK. That's the United Kingdom. In the country of Britain. And they had a phobia of going to the dentist so much so that they hadn't been in 10 years. And it was... It seems like most of the UK. Rotten chiclets.

And they eventually get them to go and it's like, they're panicking and then there's this one girl who eats bags of sugar. She eats an entire bag of sugar a day and her teeth are all on. Now their nightmare comes to life because the reason they avoided it is actually going to be what happens. Yeah. That is going to be like, your mouth is fucked. Fucked.

They have to sedate them to even like do the preliminary exam because they're so freaked out. And then they have what? All their teeth pulled? Well, yeah. The girl had it better off than the boy. I think they pulled like six or seven of the guy's teeth. Fuck.

I mean, and you don't want an implant, dude. Like I'm lucky I caught this as a crown. If your tooth breaks off, let's say, you have to have it pulled and then they put in a fucking... What's that shit called? The implant? Yeah. I mean, I'm lucky that I crowned this before it turns into a new one. Are you going to do just like all veneers at some point?

No, I hate having veneer. Why? Because it's a painful process and they pop off. Remember when mine popped off when I had sushi? You had like a one off like veneer replacement for one. I'll tell you, anybody who's thinking about doing veneer, it's extremely painful and time-consuming and annoying. I'd prefer to have my own teeth, really.

Really? I don't like them. At a certain age? I have to do this because if it was we don't know, I knocked out this tooth as a kid. So now I always have to replace my fucking two front teeth every decade and it sucks. And they shave down my teeth under. Yeah. So now I can't even have natural teeth.

I have to have veneers for the rest of my life, it sucks. You don't want to touch it unless you have to. All right. You know what I'm saying? But this chick, she's definitely going to rip out those fucking teeth if she keeps up like this. Those are going to pop out at some point. She thinks she a beaver.

What is it fucking? Those animals? Like a little rat, dude. Little beaver. Crazy beaver bitch. All right. Are you crazy as hell, beaver bitch? Let's take a quick break.

All right? Yeah. We'll be back to talking about farts and dicks after this quick break. All right. We are back and you know, it's a, it's a real pleasure. It's an honor. As you know, it's always a struggle. You know, I'm on the road a lot trying to eat right, trying to exercise and I'm looking

for any advantage, any edge I can get fitness wise. So it was just like a real joy to be able today to bring in an expert in the field. So creeper. Thanks for coming in today, man. It's an honor. Thank you. Yeah. I mean, like, you know, I travel a lot and I'm trying to eat right.

I don't know, man. Do you have any like weight loss tips or yeah, homie, I know it's hard on the road because you're like, Hey, this and that. And then, you know, first thing that you're just on the stage, hey, he's just talking the bottle just right there, but you're exuding energy homie, you know what I mean? Right. So you know about my products. I don't know if you're familiar homie, but I got energy tamales.

Okay. Put out. Yeah. We put a little lightning bolt on it. It's your way to like start the day or something. Yeah, homie. Or just get it going. Yeah.

Get it going, get into the zone. And who makes these tamales? And then, you know, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

But you look good homie, you know what I mean? I know you're of a certain size and with respect. Yeah, yeah. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know, you move good, you're active, you work hard, you're all successful. So congratulations homie.

Thanks brother. Thank you very much. Thank you. Because you do, I've seen you do, Cholo Fit is your whole program. Yeah. And what's really great about you is you got into the community and you rally people up and you incorporate what you've learned in the streets essentially and into fitness. And you do this in the swimming pool.

I've seen you do it there. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's Cholo Quatics. Yeah, Cholo Quatics, yeah. And then you even do an exercise bike I saw you. Yeah, Cholo Spin, homie. Yeah, yeah.

It's just so wonderful. You know what Cholos can really do well is like just like chill on it, like in a squat position. You know what I mean? Yeah, homie. Deep squats. Yeah, deep squat, like resting on their toes. That's the most important move right there, the most important move.

Because that's when you establish your position on the planet Earth, homie. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. And then you're representing. You represent Earth. Yeah, or everything, whatever. You know, you just kind of get familiar yourself. Yeah.

Automatically, when you think about that, your back goes straight. Yeah. You know, your chin goes up. Yeah. Yeah, I'm representing, homie. And then you drop it down. Yeah. And then you're just like, Hey, I'm right here.

I'm the only person with this longitudes or whatever. You know what I mean? It's a trip to think about. That is a trip to think about. All the planet Earth, homie, you're the only fool with that laterals and longitudes or whatever. That's so true. But hey, you're right there, but that's a different longitudes.

You know, it's my trip. Yeah. And you're very deep. I noticed that you've been putting out things like that where you have your philosophical thoughts. Um, do you, how do you get there? Or did you get there naturally? Do you?

I mean, yeah, you know, you know, where you're talking about marijuana, I'm sure you're like, I don't know. Yeah. This was all PC on their show. You're like, do you? Yeah. Smoke weed? Yeah.

Yeah, I do that. Um, but. But also, homie, it was just like, I used to be mad at the world, you know? Yeah. Fuck the world. This and that. And, uh, you know, uh, I say, there's no way to live creeper. You got to get your mente right, everything.

And so I started to think positive things. And then you start to elevate yourself. Like, you know what, homie? Why am I tripping off dumb shit when we're all going to die one day? Yeah. Why am I hating on this? We're hating on that and just wasting energy. Homie, you know what I mean?

Yeah. Why am I going to be angry, homie? So. Creeper super positive. Super positive. That's the way to live. It's like, but the real positive, not like, hey, Coach, I love good vibes. Yeah.

And that's cool that you're doing that. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like when you've been through some shit and then you're about the good vibe, it's like, hey, I love you, homie. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, let's get it.

Creeper, you've been locked up. You know, that's either here or there, homie. Yeah. The point is that your mom's house was, you know, I'm happy to be here right now. Yeah. So, but, you know, I have my little run-ins. Yeah. That's in the past, homie.

Right. Right now. It's true. When I say troll, it's in my life, homie. Yeah. Yeah. What's up? You're changing people's lives.

People tell me that, but, you know, whatever. I'm just happy that I could do something positive while I'm here, right here on Planet Earth. Yeah. And you're also an entrepreneur. I mean, there is Creeper Cabernet and Creeper Chardonnay that you made for the Highness. Yeah. Right? Yeah, for the Highness.

My mom drinks Chardonnay. She didn't always drink my homie, but she got it in one day and she just, you know, boom. Yeah. And, you know, she has, like a lot of us have issues and all that, but she was like, you know, it helps her get to a good place and I can't hate on that homie. As long as you got your priority straight, but she'll kill a couple bottles and talk about life and she'll get you motivated. Homie, I'm sorry I got it from her.

She goes, hey, you know, paint your picture and live it. You can get it. You can make it happen. You know, fuck everybody else. But then she'll just pass out. But it's like, oh, dang. It's like that. She was like an X-man.

Like, here's my super power. Hey, I gotta go to sleep now. So, hey, can I say that? That's what's up. I had to make her own Chardonnay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

I've been practicing my whistle for you to come in. It sounded like you were on your last breath right there, but you know. But no, no, it was good. Like, you almost got it though. Yeah, hold on. Did you know how to do that really young? The whistle? Yeah.

Yeah, homie. That's why I trip because a lot of fools say, hey, do the whistle. I'm like, it's like, you know, they act like it's like, hey. Yeah. Like that's like, you're born with the whistle. Yeah. Like that's in your blood. I didn't think about it till later, but yeah, maybe I was born with it.

Yeah, right. And then my mom said, yeah, when you had come out, you said, what's up? What's up? Okay. Can everybody in your family do the whistle? Yeah. My mom, my dad, yeah. You talk about your Tia, and she has one toe bigger than the other?

It's the, oh, man, she's going to be mad at me, homie. It's, she has a weird thing. Hey, nobody knows if she got it in the family, but it's the second to last toe. That one? That one, homie. You know what I mean? Yeah, you bring that up. That's the princess toe, not the second toe.

No, the middle toe is like, that's common, you know, for that to be the longest one. It's a little bit sad when it's hanging over the chancla, and it's like trying to, you know, chancla. You know what you're doing, homie? You're earning out of real estate right there in the chancla. Second to last toe. That's second to last toe. Is the biggest?

Yeah. That's wild. And she wears open toe shoes, like it's all good, homie. You know? Not good. Yeah. I have so many questions for you about cholo culture. I grew up in the San Fernando Valley around many cholas and cholos, but you know, I was

never really in it, and I have so many questions. So number one, my first chola friend named Chula, she taught me how to smoke cigarettes, and she was always inviting me to hang out. That sounds about right over here. Yeah. And she's always telling me, she's like, hey, you like oldies? And I was like, nah, dude, like I listened to the cure or whatever. She's like, oh, because oldies is a shit.

Like me and my crew, we listen to oldies and stuff, and I didn't realize that cholos were so romantic, because that music is very romantic, like Angel Baby and all this stuff. Oh, yeah. Yeah. What is it? So what's the correlation between the 50s music and the cholos? It's just, yeah, it's just something, it's a simple thing, you know, simple ballads. And then when our vatos in love, like, dang, homie, they're just floating like that.

And then, you know, you put on an oldie, like, dang, they're thinking about that kind of picture in Galapina and the prairies or whatever, and they're like, dang, homie, I love her, duh. Don't be thinking about it right now, fool, that's my lady, you know, hey, you know, like, you know. And Morrissey, too, there's a huge- It's a trip, homie, the Morrissey thing, you know? Yeah.

Because that vato's not even, he's not even one of us, really, but for some reason, yeah. And for a long time, like I remember in the 90s going to see Morrissey and just like crews of cholos. Oh, yeah, yeah. Homie, yeah. I wonder when it is, is it because he's emailed? Just all kinds of rasa, chola, everybody in the Latino community, yeah, it's crazy. It's so bizarre.

Not to switch it up on you too much here, but people have asked, are you certified as a trainer with all the fitness stuff you do? You've been to certification? Yeah, me, you know, yeah, you know. So, I mean, you have it if someone needs to see it somewhere. Yeah, we could put something up there, you're like, okay, good, good, good, good. That's cool, okay. I was just making sure, I mean, people asked.

No, people were asking. So, names. I grew up with a girl, Flaca was her name, El Diablo. Hey, so chula, Flaca? Hey, chula, Flaca, El Diablo, and like, fucking joker, a local joker, smiley, yeah, smiley. Puppet. Yeah, Puppet. Casper was one of my favorite ones.

Everybody all had a Casper, homie. I've been to Casper. Yeah, dude, so like, why so many Casper's? Why so many puppets? Like what's, how do you get your name is what I'm trying to say? I mean, everybody has their own story for that, you know, but usually something will happen, you know. How about you?

Yeah, how'd you get creeper? Because, hey, homie, you know what I mean, because there's a lot of metaphoricals involved in this and that, but you know, it's just, I kind of just creep in to your life and like, hey, what up here? Yeah. And it's like. Yeah, like, so people aren't expecting you and there you are. You kind of creep in.

And they're like, and then I'm making them think all these things like, hey, positive vibes and what? It wasn't about that earlier. They creeped in. Did you see how he did? Yeah. You gotta do your motion. Yeah.

I creeped in, homie. Yeah, you just. Peek-ee-boo, homie. Yeah. Peek-ee-boo. Yeah. Oh, creeper's a good name. What would my name be?

You think? I mean, Haina, but no, like I'm a white girl, so it'd be like. Yeah. Like Lawera or something. Lawera. That's kind of tight. Yeah, I don't know. Where'd he die?

Like that one. Where'd he die? It's a good one. Yeah. What about you, Tom? El Osso. El Osso. Oh, Osso's a good one for you.

You do that. Yeah. I mean, you know, you obviously got the. Yeah, yeah. Bears and the caves and all that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

El Osso's a good one for you. Yeah, that kind of energy, homie. I like Osso. I like Osso. Because bears are like, they could be likable. Like, ah. Yeah, yeah. But you get close.

Hey, what's up? Bite you, dog. You got claws and shit. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, shit. It is mad positive vibes for you, Creeper. Mad positive, bro.

What you do, homie. Yeah. Mad positive. Much love. You're just representing the earth. El Osso, homie. That's your hood. You do seminars, too, right?

Do you do, like, Creeper seminars? Yeah. You know, I got the headset underneath, so. Yeah. It's just ready to go. Yeah, yeah. Well, you know, it's kind of a fitness instructor sometimes. Well, hey, what did I say?

Because hey, I'm ready to communicate, you know. Yeah. But yeah, yeah. I do seminars. And does Creeper fitness, is it all just, like, core work and some cardio, or do you like, do you implement, like, weightlifting and everything, too? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll do weightlifting.

Mostly, you know, I'll try to use things where folks don't have to buy shit, you know, because that's one of the things. That's one of the excuses, eh? Right. You know, I don't have a gym membership. I can't. Nah, you can get a, you know, a case of pistol, like a, you know, whatever, a 16 pack, whatever, boom.

Oh, you use that? Yeah. So, even lifting. Yeah. Like, even if you get to the advanced level, you get up to an 18 pack, 24 pack, even. Hold me. Pop it on the shoulder. And that really works at triceratripas right here, you know what I mean?

Yeah. And boom, hold me. And fools laugh, but then they do it like, hey, hold me. I was hurting like, eh, hold me. It's a real workout. Yeah. That's 24. Yeah, yeah.

That's the advanced level. Yeah. Don't go out the gate and, eh, Creeper said, ah, and then you pull a muscle and it's like, eh, man. Yeah. Start with a six pack and then work your way up. That's nice. Yeah.

You know, it just feels like LA is here, you know? Because when I think of Cholo culture, it just, it's synonymous with growing up in SoCal. Yeah. Yeah. It just feels like that's, that's the heartbeat of LA for me. That, I mean, honestly, that's why it was one of the trips for me is because that's what all I was doing on me. I'll just representing, you know, where I'm from when I'm doing my theme, my cultura,

whatever it is. And just trying to get fools in shape on me. And then so when I got asked to go different places, I was like, hey, they know what I do, right? You know, I'm going to Minneapolis. I mean, I've only been to the snow like one time. And then I'm over there and there's, and then fools are like, yeah, we love it. And I'm like, eh, what a trip.

Like, you know, What a trip. Yeah. They don't know me, but it's just like, yeah. Do you have a low rider car? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Sweet.

Yeah. 65 and follow me. Damn. Cholo. Oh, sorry. Creeper, what do you tell like the people who are so unmotivated to start, you know, I mean, they're laying on the couch and they're like, you know, I ain't got the energy to do shit.

What do you, how do you get them started? That's the classic thing, homie. It's like, eh, you know, whatever, it's easier to just be right here. Yeah. But if you even having the thoughts like that you want to do it, then you have it in there, homie, you just got to pull it out, you know? Yeah. I mean, we all know the first thing, like for me, homie, there's some days I'm like,

dang, you know, I have three sessions today. Yeah. You know, I'm like, I just want to chill homie. Yeah. You know, I want to smoke some weed and drink a modello and yeah, homie, just watch a movie or whatever. Sure. And then I'm like, eh, but then and when I, once I get myself going and I do it, then

I'm good. But for me, homie, it's just if I get, if I just get it started, if I just start doing stretches or I'll go or whatever to get me going, I know I'm going to get it done on me. And then I'll just talk papas to myself. Yeah. Like, homie, you can track together. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Out here in public saying, I am a fitness instructor and then you're right here like, eh, I just want to kick it. Yeah. You know? You got to get out there and make it happen, homie. I feel like you have a really good positive energy for everything.

One of my, maybe you could tell one of my, one of my friends, he's got 12 kids. Dang. For nine different women. Oh, okay. So he's rhyming on the regular, homie. Yeah. And he's always complaining about these payments. You know what I mean?

Like anything you could say to someone like that is like, damn, my whole life is just writing these checks. You know? Well, dang, homie. I mean, check the library. It's obvious right there. Yeah. I mean, pull out, homie.

You know what I mean? Yeah. I get it. Oh, but it feels so good to just let it go inside right there. Feels so much better. Yeah. Yeah. It feels so much better.

Yeah. It does, but homie, nine different hyenas. I know. And how many kids? 12. Too many hyenas. Hey, homie, like are they all in the same city or is it because of the travel costs? They're in the same state.

The same state. Like dang. Yeah. So what is he doing? You know what I mean? Like takes make a bus or whatever. Yeah. He's always driving somewhere.

Yeah. But at least he's present though for the kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's trying to see them all. Did he get his, his web was chopped? No, yeah. Oh, what is he thinking on me? Yeah.

I know. What is he, what are you trying to do? Build a village or what? I think. Start a construction company or what? Yeah. Yeah. Construct.

Yeah. Yeah. He needs to snip those, those web walls. Oh man. I mean, come on. Because obviously he doesn't know. Yeah. I think he's following his dad's footsteps because his dad had 19.

Ah, Jesus. Yeah. So it's hereditary. Yeah. It is. Damn. He's like, don't pull out on me. Yeah.

Never. Never. It's one day they're going to, you know, start a construction company. Dang. Man, that's a trip. He needs to get snipped. Yeah. For sure.

I mean, I see, you know, that's a better investment. You probably got all kinds of payments. I mean, I hope he has a good job. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's not that good. I don't know. Anyone's got a job that good. Oh, dang.

Do cholos get snipped or is that not cool? I mean, you know, you wouldn't want to say that in public, but I know a couple. I don't want to say, you know, but. Yeah. It's funny. I talk about it on stage. You know that every time that I say it, there's at least a couple of dudes that'll go boo. Yeah.

They boo. Yeah. Well, they boo about getting snipped. Like, we talked, why are you booing? Did you want some? Yeah. Did you want some? Yeah.

Why are you booing me, man? I was hoping you would put your fertile. Yeah. Yeah. Talking about it. Yeah. What are you booing about? It's weird.

Like live your life. You got snipped yours. Yeah. I'll tell you, I got mine snipped. Fucking weird dudes, man. No. Well, are you got snipped? I did.

Yeah. Damn. Yeah. It's not that crazy. Christina, like, nah. Yeah, dude. We don't want no more kids. We have two.

It's enough. Two's enough. Well, that's good, though. That's what I'm saying for your homie. That stress relief. Now you could. But a lot of dudes, a lot of dudes are like, I don't want, you know, I get it. They're like, yeah, but why would you hit on another homie that wants to do that?

That's how bullshit, homie. Yeah. Wasted energy. Why are you tripping off with the way that homie's on a different longitude over there? Man, that's the way you're living your life. He's on a totally different longitude. Yeah. It's like, in many, yeah, in all kinds of ways.

He needs to exercise with you is what he needs. That's what he needs. Yeah. Show the fuck out. We'll get him in shape, homie. Yeah. It was the food, not the audience members. We got to find new years.

Yeah, we got to find this. We can bring him to a troll office session. Oh, yeah. And Creeper, when did you first get into fitness? When was fitness first for you, a big thing? Man, homie, I'll tell you, it was that time when I was mad at my life, homie. I was mad at the world's against me, all that dumb shit. It's easy to get caught in that, you know?

It is. Especially, you know, I think I speak for any minority in this country. While it's, you know, especially growing up in, you know, Califas or whatever. It's like the police department or whatever. Like we all have a story, any minority, homie. Yeah. You know, not one minority in the LA area who hasn't had a story about being harassed by the hood on all this shit, harassed by the cops.

So, you know, and, hey, but it's a land of opportunity. Yeah, but, you know, there's no one that you're going to have to deal with this. So you get on that pillow where you're just angry and fuck that, the systems against me, the world's against me, and I was caught in that. And then, you know, but then you're just wasting energy. You're giving them that, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you're letting them get you angry and all that shit.

That's a good perspective. And what does Creeper think now about the police? Like what's your what's your take now on the? Hey, you know, it's a trip on me is I can't lie. It's a lot of my classes have hood on them, you know, and they pay and they'll be like, they try to be on the under like, hey, man, you know, and I'm like, okay, I don't say that to my primos over here. Tell them you're a, you work with a trash company or something.

But, but yeah, they're, they're involved and they show love. Cause in the end, like positive cities for everybody, you know what I mean? And I can't hate it. I'm not going to be like, hey, fuck this group of people, fuck that group of people. Cause it's good, good apples and bad apples and whatever thing. I don't know if good apples is the same, but I know bad apples isn't. 00:50:34,620 --> 00:50:35,620 They're in every group.

Would you mind removing that and putting those headphones on? I want to show you something for a second. Oh yeah. Hey, just, you know, disclaimer. I don't take my headset off just for anybody. So, but you're also. Hey, appreciate you, doc. If you're trying to fall in love with me, hit me the fuck up because I'm looking tired of playing games, dog.

I'm just trying to fall in love with Ariel. Hit me the fuck up. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You feel her? Yeah, no, I could relate with me. She's just being real straight up. She knows what she wants on me.

And she's right out there. And she got that real, you know, like. And she has this message. She has another message. She says, I just got to address something. Don't hit me up. If you ain't about to fucking be obsessed with me for that real, because if you, if you don't, I don't want it.

I need a bottle that's about to be obsessed with me. Damn. Yeah. That's what's all me. But yeah, we have to get her handle on me because I know some bottles are probably down to get obsessed with her. Right? She's cute. I like her attitude.

She does. You know what I mean? She's not unattractive. I'll tell you that. No. She's right. She got that in like a bunch of words. It's like a drill, like letting you know.

Fuck her. I'm trying to be obsessed with right now. And you better be obsessed with me if you're going to fall. And that's a trip. So she wants a crazy fool. Which normally a lot of fools are like that, you know? Yeah. But it's like, yeah, yeah.

Now this is one, this next one is one we had a long discussion about, about whether or not this made sense that something would end because I'll just play it for you. Then we can discuss. I just left mine yesterday. You want to know why? Why? Because I didn't pack him his lunche for one day. For one day. I didn't pack his lunche.

And that's why you all aren't together anymore? You don't pack my lunche anymore. But that la chingada I'm here downtown with the badass people right here partying. If you've got a girl that packs your lunche at least once a week, you can't let that go. Hey, no. I failed once not to pack his lunch. Okay, creeper. Here's the thing, dog.

This is what I was saying. This is what I was saying. Homie was used to it though, because you were doing it every day. So that one miss was a big deal to him, right? Yeah. If you do it every day, what happened that day? You know what I'm saying? I mean, I don't know what her rest of her day is.

It doesn't look like she's too active, but not in con respecto, I say that. But I'm just saying, she got the bottle used to it. And if he's out there getting the feria, getting the money, and then all of a sudden you miss a day, he's like, hey. He's like, what's up? The calculations are off me, huh? You know what I mean? And right now she's faded, obviously, homie.

This is a type I and I see straight through her homie tomorrow morning. She's waking up crying. I'm mascara running. Fuck, babe. I fucked up. I should have made the lunche. I had got you used to it. And I had it right there in the fridge.

The sandwich meaty. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. That's all he needed the hero. I think they'd still be together. Yeah. Hold on, but it's never about the lunche. You know what I'm saying?

Like it's never just one thing. She's been building up with these two. And then like the lunche was like the catalyst for them breaking up. Don't you think? I could see that. Yeah. It's never just about lunche. I mean, look at it.

She's got her, she's putting herself out there right now in public. She's got her mid, her little crop top on and like, so there's other things obviously homie. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like you're not just at home making lunches every day. If you're out here in public like that, you know what I mean? Tectas are out, kind of low, you know? Tectas are free.

Yeah. I know. She doesn't have a bra on. Yeah. She's like whatever. But her makeup, the face makeup is on point. On point. That's a trip on me.

That's a classic movida. Like let me make sure this is cool, but whatever. I need to be free right now. They make lunches for six days a week. Yeah. So we're here in the fucking, in La Puente Vining, fucking driving theater. You ain't watching the fucking Cholo Zombies. You guys see my homeboy fucking HMOTA?

Oh man, you're stupid in head. Fuck. Spencer. Spencer. Spencer. You gotta, hey, you gotta fuck the Friday homie. You gotta fuck the Friday. Dang.

Oh shit. Saturday. Hey, you gotta fuck the Friday. You gotta fuck the Saturday homie. Yeah. I'm sure you know what day it is homie. Yeah. She'd be a trip today, huh?

Well, it wouldn't be good homie because she's being all out at the movies right there, you know what I mean? Like the movie was still playing. You know what I mean? Imagine the car's next to her. They're like fuck, shut the fuck up. But dang, look how she looks. Don't say nothing.

You know what I mean? Shit's her. She got all her placasos all over her face and everything. Yeah. She's fucking, I mean, that shit is intimidating as hell. I would never be like, keep it down. Yeah. I'd be like, who the fuck's being all out?

Oh. All right. Hey, that's what's up. Beautiful. Hey. So who do you... Just roll up the windows and turn it up. Who are you gonna date if you have to choose?

This China. Oh, I'm sorry. There's one more here. I'm sorry. Oh, okay. Okay, just cut off there. Hold me. Yeah, yeah.

She's out for sure. Hold me like, yeah. Out the gate. Hold me. I said, dang. That's a lot to even take in. Hold me just. She's got a lot of messages.

She said things mean things. You know, yeah, I'm gonna tell you how life is like now. Hold me. Like, yeah. I think your safest bet is just to be obsessed with the girl who wants you to be obsessed, right? Yeah. I mean, she was the cutest.

Yeah. For sure, hold me. The other one all out at the driving theater. Like, that's just like... I feel like the China that wants to be obsessed with will maybe know how to act more right in public. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Yeah. Like, all right. Because the other China... This China is like, she's putting too much on, hold me. It's too much. Like, it's not real. Like, when you're at the driving, like, yeah, she's real as fuck and really can get. Yeah.

But being out in public, like, that's a loose cannon right there, hold me. For sure. Like, I could go to a rouse at noon on Tuesday and I'll still be worried. Like, she might wild out right now. Yeah. You know? But instead of the first time... Yeah.

I'm gonna be obsessed. Serious. Serious. I don't need to be obsessed with me. Like, I'll write you poems all day. You know what I mean? Like... That's the good one, right?

Yeah. And then maybe some new homies to kick it with. These dudes are all in on this shit. Hey, we're still right here, hold me. It's fucking morning. Fucking... We got the enemy guys right there, hold me. Let me represent myself, hold me.

It's Creeper, hold me from the GDOP 13. Oh, I see it, hold me. Fucking whiner from West Side Army, power gang, hold me. Still porosureños putting it down, hold me. Made a lease, hold me in Syria. Still gangbanging, not giving a fuck, hold me. They went to Syria. Yeah, yeah.

There's levels, levels right here, hold me. Yeah, yeah, this is... This is varsity shit right here, man. Holy shit, hold me, dang. Yeah, hold me, check this out. The porosurstresa, hold me. Still gangbanging, this shit, hold me. Get the GDOP, hold me.

Come on, honey. Check out the enemy guys right there, hold me. They're all right there, dog. But we don't give a fuck, hold me. As you know, hold me. And shout out, hold me. Caponi, Mr. Creeper from Syria. Caponi from Cyclones.

And CrazyLoco from Pasadena. Pink lady. We still got love for you, girl. We still got love for all your homies. All these porosureños. All your bottles. Let's put this shit down to all the porosurstresa. What the fuck with me?

Look how they hold their shit. Yeah, they're not giving a fuck. That's definitely not how you hold it. Oh, he just said it. Yeah, he reconfirmed it. Post this shit up, hold me. Tell the homies in fucking Middle East, hold me, still gang banging, hold me.

Putting that shit down for the big surstresa gang, hold me. Syria, hold me. We're in Syria. That's when you really love that life, man. Hey, hold me. This was a trip. This is a world traveler. Yeah, war zones.

Front line, hold me. Front line, hold me. Front line. We don't give a fuck. Oh, he said it over here. Damn. That's just real. That's right.

I love for all my granules. That's how we do it. All the fucking songs. That's the shit. Hey, Mr. Criminal's a homie, too. Yeah. I'm like, obviously he's seen it. I can't believe I haven't seen this before.

Yeah. Yeah. Now, what do you do when another fool has your name? Like this guy's... Oh, yeah, no, no. There's a lot of creepers on me. Yeah. And you're cool with that?

Yeah, of course. Yeah. I mean, shit. It's like all the Casper's got to be... They know them. They're aware that there's other Casper's, you know? Yeah, sure. And shout out to the OG Casper, the real homie.

Yeah, the OG Casper. The actual ghost. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But... That's the best. But yeah, yeah, that's a trick. It's serious. Repping that shit?

Bro. Being like, this is how much I want to fucking blast fools. I'm like... And he repped the Armenian homies, but the Sureños. Yeah. And because people trip on that, it's the Armenians. You know, the Armenian gang is like... They don't play.

They don't play. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're supposed to be like, hey, there are Armenians in Glendale, but hey, there's some... Yeah. That gang is gangsters, fuck. All me like, yeah. Yeah. The Persian gangs, too.

I don't know if they're as much in LA, but like in Orange County, there's like a bunch of Vietnamese gangs and shit. Oh, yeah, oh, homie. Throw it down. They throw it down. Yeah. And the trip about the Asian gangs, they'll make little flags and shit with their shit on it, and they'll roll by, and they're 100 series, 100 chords, and they'll let the shit

out of the window like that. Yeah. But they're strapped all the time. They don't play with me like that. I don't even think they eat. You know what I mean? Yeah. But I'm positive I'm right here.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. Ha, it's good to see that clip again. It's been a while. It's been a while. It's got my favorite sentence I've ever heard, which is... It's fucking morning.

It's fucking morning. Just so you know. Just so you know, dog. Hey, it's fucking morning. Like on his revenue show, he's like, we're a shitty homie, not getting early morning. Yeah. Fuck, yeah. Like, hey, it's a trip.

And then me, that's right over there, homie. Yeah. Fuck. I just want to know those full stories like, hey, homie, like what's your career? How do you even get over there? How do you even get over there, man? How do you go like... I want to go to a place that like you literally cannot get a flight into.

Like you can't. So you got to be like, I'm so committed, I'm going to fly to a neighboring country. And then be like, hey, dog, can you get me into the war zone that is in Syria right now? That's all hard of a gangbanger. They are like, you know what, homie, I'm tired of these drive-bys and fucking, you know, having to go to, you know, whatever Walmart to get my guns like fuck this shit. Take me to Syria, homie. You know what I mean?

No. Like that's a trip. That's a whole another level. It's glass fools all day, dog. Yeah. I just want to be kicking it, drinking pistol with my AK. Shit like over the head. They didn't even hold you to shit right at all.

That's a classic hood ass. Holding on to the magazine. That shit was hilarious. How long do you think they lasted there? I don't know. I would be amazed if these dudes are alive. This is a while ago. Yeah.

There's actually, there was one more. Let's see if they got one more here. That's how we do it, dog. Look at this fucking rain. We're in the fucking ground light. Oh, he's talking shit to the rain, even. Fuck these raindrops, homie. Holy shit.

Holy shit. Damn. Yeah. He's really in his shit, man. Damn, dude. That's wild. Damn. Why no homie?

What a trip. Why are you getting affected by that one? What a trip. Yeah. Yeah. What a damn deal. You're starting to get obsessed. I'm starting to get obsessed.

That's what she wants, man. Oh, shit. All right. Quick break and we'll be right back. We are back and Kreber had an emergency fitness session. He had to go. But luckily, walking through the lobby just moments later, Frankie Kihanis was here.

So we were like, hey, Frankie, can you come in? We were like, yeah. Hey, man. Thanks for letting me pop in, dog. Yeah. Dude, thank you so much for coming. That was so much fun. Just to remind people, this full premieres on Hulu August 12th.

If you haven't yet seen Frankie Kihanis Super Homies, that's on HBO. You can get it on the app, right? The HBO Max app. And there's the Frankie Kihanis show podcast. And you're going to be in season four of what we do in the Shadows. That's my favorite show. Effects.

That's my favorite. It's a goth show. Hello. Yeah. Can you tell me anything about your part on that show? I think I can be like, yeah. Yeah. I play Guillermo.

Yes. I play his brother. Yeah. Oh my God. I can't wait. Leave it at that. Let's not let you get sued. I don't want them to fucking sue you.

That's my favorite show. I cannot wait to see you right now. I love Guillermo. She'll walk you right into the lobby. I've seen her do this shit. Sorry, guys. I love that. I get stoked.

Yeah. No, you do love me. That's a lot going on, Frankie. Yeah. And we were both doing shows in San Francisco. And we were just talking about this because you said that your lady left your show. Yeah. And then came to my show.

Yeah. And I had Amy Miller on my shows. And she was like, yeah, I'm going to split as soon as I'm done. Because Frankie Kihanis is in town. I'm going to go see his show. I was like, oh, okay. So we had swaps. But she said your show was so much fun that you had like a band with you on stage.

Oh, yeah, yeah. That's right. Quartet band. Yeah. That's cool. Bring some energy and shit. No, but we're huge fans. And obviously we all, like a lot of people have taken just everyone has like a love for

Creeper. Oh, yeah, yeah. Because it's so much fun and like it's so positive. And like, I don't know, like, was this a one-off idea you thought I would just do is one time when you first did it? Yeah. You know what? The first video I did was called Cholo Whisper.

And we redid it and made it better. But the first one we did was this past February was 10 years ago. 10 years ago. Wow. And then it was funny because I bet this fall will be 16 years since I started doing stand-up, you know, but most people didn't, they still don't know that I do stand-up. Isn't that cool? Yeah, yeah.

And then people are like, are you doing this now? And you're like, yeah, for 16 years. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, yeah. We did a video called Cholo Whisper where, you know, Creeper got rescued from the CRS, the Cholo Rescue Services by a couple, you know, and he was wiling out. It's like a thing of like, you know, whatever, parody of Dog Whisper.

And then so we call him the Cholo Whisper and he comes in and helps Creeper get acclimated. Okay. And then, yeah, yeah. And that did all right. And then, but people were like, oh, he's got like half a million views and they're like, oh, you should do another one. I'm like, oh, it's a follow-up. His next step is probably get a job.

He's going to have trouble getting a job. He was already kind of doing some yard workouts in the backyard. And then, and then I was like, oh, I know he could teach a workout class in the backyard. Cholo fit. And most of that first video was all improv. And even my dad being in it, he's the OG where we do the Cholo metrics, you know, the resistance workout or chest to chest about to get in a fight, but no longer than a minute or she really starts to fight.

And he just happened to drop by the homies power doing the thing to drop off some tamales, you know, and I'm like, hey, dad, be in this real quick. All right, me home. And then we ended up doing it. And, you know, I thought I didn't know it was going to blow up like that. Your family has to be so proud to see how it's grown. Yeah. Yeah.

They're pumped, man. They will, I know not everybody has that. So I'm super grateful for it. Yeah. Like the whole positivity, all my shit is comes from my mom and dad. You know, they came from nothing, you know, my mom grew up in the projects. My dad is like a group around the corner. They shared one bedroom with all their relatives.

And then, and then, you know, they had every reason of being mad at the world. And, but they chose positivity. And the only one thing they always had playing in the house, we always had, we had a record player, you know, audio cassette player, eight track player, even they were just always be bumping jams or always had stand up or comedy on the TV. You know what I mean? And they would like cover yours in the back parts of me home. But they were letting me watch George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Paul Rodriguez is the first

homie I saw look like me on TV. Yeah. No, because I'll be 42 this year homie. I'm not, you know, I'm an old homie. But, but I owe it all to them, man. And they were always like, fucking. That's the thing you just reminded me of is it was like how big of an influence, how much it mattered that Paul Rodriguez was like a famous guy, you know, was on HBO.

And everybody knew Paul Rodriguez like in the 80s. He was like the Mexican guy, like the guy. Yeah. Yeah. He was like the dude. Yeah. Yeah. And Cheech and Chong.

I grew up loving Cheech and Chong. I had all the albums and all the movies we'd watch over and over again. So special. Oh yeah. I must have seen up in smoke by 102. Me too. Oh yeah. So good.

What was that song? Mexican America. Yeah. Mexican America. Spanish class and get a B. Shout out to Cheech. Yeah, dude. Yeah.

Weed culture. Yeah. It was, it was a fun time. Those are good, good times for comedy. Oh yeah. It was like way looser, you know, you could just fuck around. Yeah. So good.

And it, you know, the fact that my parents were in it, I'm so grateful for that because they were going, even when they went through tough times, you see how powerful that shit is, just making somebody laugh in the toughest times and get them through. So your folks were really positive. Oh yeah. Yeah. I mean, they gradually got more positive as they started making more money. Yeah.

Yeah. That helps. But yeah, yeah. I mean, they drilled that into my head. Hey, treat people with respect, lead with gratitude and handle your shit. You know what I mean? Yeah. And then.

That's definitely rubbed off because I remember when you were promoting the HBO special Super Homies. I would see your posts and like clips of you always expressing gratitude. It stood out to me. Like even like your posts, you were like, I'm so thankful to like HBO and all the people that had me do like, so that's definitely something that's they put on you, you know? Yeah. Yeah.

It's a fine line though. I don't like, because sometimes I'm like, damn, it's just not cheesy or like, you know, I don't think it's because it is because like it's also you don't see everybody doing that. Everybody is great. A lot of people are the opposite. They're still like, they're like, I fucking deserve this shit. I hate my life.

Yeah. I hate that shit too. I can't take it. I hate the most is when rich people are bummed out, you know? And like Jim Carrey be like, you know, just not everything having money. I'm like, you've never been poor. You ain't never been broke homie. I should.

So it's way better having money. I'd rather be depressed and rich. Like that. What? Okay. Now we know how you feel about life and I'm just kidding. Sorry. I'm on a lot of pseudo-feds today.

I'm talking crazy right now. I'm just so excited you're here. Who did you? You heard it here first. If you're rich, shut the fuck up. Yeah. Yeah. Basically.

I mean. Nobody wants to hear rich persons problems though. Nobody. Yeah. That part is true. No fucking sympathy. Like go buy a shrink dude. Take a pill.

So who did you base creeper on? Like that to me, that's so many guys that I would hear talking growing up. Like everything down to like the mannerisms, the phrases. You know these people you grew up around? Like who is creeper? I mean creeper is straight up an extension of my dad, my father, you know? And then his best friend was my godfather, my Nino. They were like just, it's funny.

Even now when they kick it with each other, it's like I want to hide a camera and like film them. They straight up are like old school creepers. Like dang it. And that RV all fucked up on highway one. That was a trip. We were alive. We made it.

And I'm like, they tell the craziest fucking stories and I'm like, they have to do it. But yeah, like I told you, I was like, my dad was always real positive, you know? But always Chuck Taylor's dickies, always in the low rider, but always there to take me to little league practice and you know, a good dad. First thing you would do is take out his pomp comb from his visor, start his truck and take out the pomp comb. For those who don't know the pomp comb, you get out of gas station for like 99 cents and you know, it goes in your finger and it's like that and you use it to, you know, you

have the three flowers, the tres rodas, which is a classic like pomade. And then boom, that was his whole thing. You know what's so funny is I was just thinking about, we always talk about accents and like, you know, the way people speak and how it's so specific in different parts. You could take so many Americans, like Americans and drop them off with you and like the way you speak and they'd be like, where is he? Yeah. What dialect is this?

Yeah. What dialect is this? Fuck yes. Because it is such a specific and unique cadence. Yep. Like the way that, where your pitch changes on words and like how you say them is it's like it is, you will never find that shit in fucking Columbus, Ohio. Like you're never going to hear that shit in Missouri.

All those people will be like, what is this? This is English? Like it's so specific. It's so fucking funny to me. That's why I trip out so hard like finding his videos and like this pulls from like, where is he from? Because how do you know all this shit? Like if you grew up around these dudes.

Oh yeah. The fools that really watch it, they're like, oh yeah, he had to have grown up. Yeah. Yeah. Straight, yeah. Well, you see that's also like so LA's be like these fools like nobody else says that. Nobody. Only people that like, it's not the same words, but they have such a specific cadence and

it is English and you, but you're like, where are you from? It's like Miami people. Miami people have a very, because the influence is like Caribbean. Oh yeah. That's the gateway to this. But they're also being English, but it's all words and like and dialect that you don't hear anywhere else. No.

And even for your, for a creeper Chardonnay, you have that Hina in there, that white girl. Yeah. And even how she's like, she's like, and then, you know, up the street, like even that saying, you know, and then she's, and then he's like, and I was all, and I was all, and I was watching with you and I'm like, this chick is, she has to have been a gamer because she knows like, you really relive your own days of the fire, you know what I mean? It's like, oh, dang, it could be late. Fire!

Well, I was never a banger, but, but as a goth girl, we were adjacent to Cholo culture. Like the same nightclubs I would go to the golf girls, yeah, I learned how to do. So Cholas and goth girls have the similar makeup. We wore the same lipstick color, the same, fuck what's the name of the brand, dude. It's like the old right A-brand and wet and wild. Oh yeah, wet and wild, even I don't know that yet. Yeah, dog. So I would do.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So in school, that was me at 15. Oh shit, what? Oh my God. Not too different. I hate the world. Yeah. That's your emo primo right there?

Yeah, yeah. The world's so lame. Yeah, yeah. Everything's lame. Yeah, everything sucks. But next to me were always Cholas in the bathroom after gym class, you know, and that's when I got to hear them talking and that whole culture and it's just stuck with me. I've always loved it so much.

It is a whole like dialect lingo. Yeah. It's funny because on the, when I first started popping, there was comedy clubs that were, they wanted to book me and I'm like, y'all know what I do, right? Because there was only like a certain percentage who know, you know, because a lot of people are just going because it's a comedy club. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's here.

He's the headliner. I'm dying. And I've been closing as creeper. I don't know the fuckers that didn't know who creeper was. They're like, what's going on? Yeah, I'm like in fucking, you know, whatever, like Indianapolis and fucking all these places. And they're like, is this guy a fucking bullfighter or a cook or what? I don't mean like, you know, holy shit.

And plus you like the funniest part about it is that you play like a, like grounded, like a real dude. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, hey, like you're like, what's up? Yeah. So they're probably just like, I've never seen anybody like that. What is that?

But there are so many dudes like creeper. I feel like I grew up with so many guys like that. Like they're just. He's like, oh, it's hard to be grounded is that even to this day, there was like, oh, damn, I don't know. That was a fake mustache and that it is like, yeah, he's, he's very grounded and like you could feel like, you know, the full like, even when I meet people after shows or whatever, like when I'm in the creeper, like they seen the shit so many times or share it with their

family, like their energy, even when they come at me is like, I feel like I know them right. So I'm like, what's up on me? Yeah. Right now. Yeah. They love you. It's just like, it's crazy.

Because he's positive vibes. Positive. He's represented. He's just. All day. Yeah. All day homie. Speaking by the way, we were talking about vasectomies.

Yeah. This is so fucking mean. This lady pulls a prank on her husband after he got his vasectomy in the, oh, yeah, she just, he's still on drugs. He could tell he's coming off his drugs. Oh, that's even more fucked up. Look at this. My husband had a vasectomy today.

Look at him. Good. Oh, yeah. We've got like, I need to go and take an antibiotic in for you. Did you know that they gave me your balls? Oh. Did you know that they were going to do that? Oh, dude.

Because it has the semen. I told you they were going to do that. What the fuck? I told you, you don't need them. Your balls are still. What the fuck is this? My balls are. You still have your balls.

I was just kidding. She fucked with the ball. You still have them. Look, they're there. We can't feel my balls. Let me see him. Dude, she hates him. So me.

It's so me. It's so me. She fucking hates him. Damn. But how little are his levels for him to think that they're gone after he touched them. I mean, you know what I'm talking about. Why were you crying? I wasn't crying.

You were crying. Hey, they got the baby in the car. I know, dude. Thank you so much. You were crying because they gave you your balls. That's a reminder of why I did it. Yeah. Yeah.

It wasn't funny. It was. It was so funny. I thought that they gave you my balls. Oh, I have your balls in my purse. Yeah, I know. But, like, literally, it was going to be in your purse. I wasn't sure if I was going to get them back.

They're dates. The babies are safe. She's mean as shit. I don't like it. Yeah. He's like a nice guy. I mean, he's like some Jada Pinkett Will Smith shit. Totally.

Did they split up? No. Oh, I thought there was a rumor. There was a thing where something, they were like, oh, the red table talk is back, and they were finally addressing it, but it was just like some lame-ass teaser where they were like, she was like, I hope these two amazing men can get together and heal. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

Yeah. She's the worst. So gross. She's the worst. Fuck out of here. Disconnected, homie. Yeah. She's the best and she's the worst.

That's right. You know what I mean? Damn. Damn. Poor homie. And the baby crying and shit. That's just a good dude. She got him good.

He was like, what? He was like, I thought I wasn't going to get them back. And he's like, oh, man. That's the thing. You just nail it. He's a good dude for doing that. That's a huge thing when your husband does that. So to fuck with him, mad disrespect.

You know what I'm saying? Respectful. That's what she did. She didn't pack. That's right. That's the lunche that's gone. I don't think she's making any lunches. I mean, she's treating that bottle in public.

Yeah. And posting it. Posting this shit. I'm going to do this. I'm going to post it. Yeah. To be fucked up. Post?

Yeah. Like, come on. But hey, we're here talking about it. So she achieved her goal, I guess. That's true. Yeah. Do you want to show, Frankie, some of your curations? Oh, I'd love to.

Yeah. I curate TikToks, but I have a special lane. My algorithm is very specific. Yeah. Oh, you're the shit that you repost on your stories. Yeah. You know, my sister is like, I mean, I love you too. Don't get me wrong.

It's OK. But my sister is like, you know, that's why I was like, hey, can I get a photo book? Hey, we'll send her a video after this. Gladly. So what do you think of what you normally see in her stories? I mean, this shit is wild. But that's why I love it.

I'm like, what the fuck is this? It makes me feel shit. Yeah. Yeah. It's always an emotional ride. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, god. Oh, fuck, dude. Oh. Oh. No one's wiggling on it. Wow. Oh, what the fuck?

I haven't seen much of it since. I don't feel it, but like, I don't see. Dog. So I really wish I couldn't hear this. What the fuck on me? Yeah. I'll tell you what happened in the middle. This is long.

Yeah. I can't. So for people listening, they are continually putting fluid and kind of surrounding a woman's ear with gauze. And they have these little tongues. First surgery of the morning, huh? Yeah. So.

Is that a bug in her ear? Yeah. So what happened was this woman went to sleep and woke up and had terrible ear pain and heard scurrying in her ear. And it turns out a roach crawled inside of her ear. And they're extracting it now. But you have to be careful because they don't want to. Oh.

Oh. So can you imagine your sleep and that crawls into your ear? Oh, oh my God. This. So one time I got booked on a gig in Fresno. Yeah. And this was like when I was just getting started, whatever. It was over a decade ago.

And I'm like, but I didn't, I drove because I was still working. I was working at a hardware store and shit. I got to drive to Fresno after this, get to this gig. And so I didn't have time to check in the hotel. So I do the gig and then I'm like, go after homie. It was this, oh, just this ghetto ass, hooker ass, grimy ass, Fresno shit. And then I open the door as soon as I turn the lights on. Like I'm talking like 12, 15 cockroaches just scatter and they go hide.

And it was too late to like try to get another room. So I slept with a total paper in my ears and shit because I already knew about that. I'm like, these motherfuckers will climb in. They're trying to eat. They'll eat your brains and shit and so whatever. And so I'm like, I slept like that on a vampire position with fucking total paper in my ears. There's nothing earlier than like a grody hotel. Like when you get to these hotels, especially when you're first starting out and they're

like, yeah, it's this fucking dump and you show up and you're like, is that a fucking stain on the carpet? And like you look at the pillows and they're fucking yellow. You're like, these are supposed to be white. They see the filth in the tub. So gnarly. Do you know our agent? So we have the same agent.

Agent Gene, shout out. He watches the show. Hey, what up, Gene? What up, Agent Gene? And when I first started working with him, he'd be like, OK, so your hotel is here. And I go, OK, great. Is there a door that faces the inside of the building? Number one, number two, I'm not facing no fucking parking.

He's like, what happened to you? He's like, why are you so traumatized? Every time I would like ask all the fucking questions because I don't want that shit to happen. Yeah. If you're a comedian and you work, you're like, yeah, I've been through this shit. Yeah. Now it's like, I mean, there's nothing wrong with asking for shit because you've been traumatized

by some shit. I'm like, this, this needs to not happen. Yeah. And we'll be good. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like I'm down. We've been through the grind.

Yeah. So your comedian has their fucking friend's sword. I'm not staying at the fucking condo. Yeah. No fuck. Fuck the condo. They talk about stains. And I don't care how nice it is, but it's really an OK.

Is it? Nobody cleans actually. They clean it once a month? What's the problem? You don't know what got rammed in there, what ram juices are in there. So cockroaches can't walk backwards. So that's the problem too. It can only crawl forward.

So when it goes into your ear. So once it even thinks about your ear, it's like, well, can I go back now? Yeah. It's in there. That's what you're thinking right now. I hope they took care of them when they got out, you know. That's the cockroach? Yeah.

Oh yeah. Yeah. Pete all over her ass. We don't fucking take her as cockroaches. I am single because I'm a cheater, a liar and a false manipulator. You're a narcissist too. I'm a narcissist? Yeah.

So. I feel like I've seen this one. Yeah. It went pretty viral. So this guy cheated on his baby mama. Damn. And she made him post this as like repentance. Yeah.

And then he posted a follow-up video and he's like, I'm not, I was not cheating because of my tattoos. Like something stupid. Like my tattoos aren't the reason that my life is fucked up. This frame right here too, after he says, I'm a narcissist? Yeah. And look at that. Fuck yeah.

Like. It's a really interesting choice of work that he's got done. It's really a choice of seat belt. What kind of car is that? I know it's a Gucci car. This is Christ. When you're going out for a weekend, you gotta have your roof here. You gotta have your Oakley's.

Oakley check. Oh shit. Is that his real nose? Yeah. I was like, is that a filter? I'm sorry. Like god damn. Dude.

Oakley check. And your roof here. And your roof here. Rest in peace, screech, man. Yeah. But Oakley seems to give this full some money right here like this. I never think they look cool. I don't know.

Well they don't. Not on him. Kind of like. Yeah. They're broed out for sure. Yeah. Yeah. This is necessity bro.

It does, you know. They're total bros. Yeah. They're broed out. If you're fucking a right fielder in the major leagues, there's no reason to wear these. I know. They're very intense. Yeah.

So intense. Yeah. It's a lot. Yeah. If somebody walks into a room with these, you're like, what's going on? Yeah. It's built for speed. Yeah.

That guy. Yeah. It's definitely some built for speed. Yeah. You're too fast for me. I don't want you to really know me. Yeah. This dude's face looks like it was someone made choices to put it together.

You know, like they're like, let's put this nose here. It was like that. Yeah. The whole me. Oh, you got a big nose. I got a big nose. It's hooked up. We're going to put out this kid.

Oh shit. Oh, shit. Guess who wins? Oh, I'm always bitten the animal. This dude is. He's just for people listening. Ramming a goat head to head. Man, this dude's a savage for even fucking attempting that.

Yeah. No. Because that shit, I don't play with an animal. And if it had separated and then made contact again, it's game over. Oh, yeah. That's a wrap. That's a wrap on my man. Yeah.

That's fucking big deal. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Done homie. Yeah. All he had to do is like back and then. Oh, over. Because he's like, oh, this is for TikTok.

The animal ain't know nothing about that shit. He's like, I'm trying to survive. This is what's threatening my life. I don't fuck him up. I didn't know it was for TikTok man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

But back. Have you fallen for the myth that you can only meet your needs by spending money? Capitalism sure hopes you have because it relies on you believing that and continually buying what it's selling. Yeah. It's not my intention to diminish people's needs. Imply that money grows on trees or isn't important. Or ignore the need for systemic change.

If you want to push back on capitalism's incessant efforts to turn you into a consumer, a powerful way to do that is to harness the wealth that surrounds you. Get more from what you've already got. I don't park my car in my garage, so there's a lot of unused space in here. When a friend started a mobile school spending business and needed a place to store his supplies, I told him he could use this garage. What? Now in exchange, I receive free fruit, fresh eggs.

I would rather marry this woman. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking drive-in theaters. And just deal with bail all the time and all that shit. You have to listen to that other lady's speech about... Because that other lady's about one love, but not about one love. You know what I mean?

How exhausting is that? They're both exhausting. You're right. In different ways. You're right. This chick's going to get you in fights. She's going to end up in jail. Yeah.

But that other chick... But also when she goes to jail, you get like a little break for a minute. Exactly. You know what I'm saying? She's dealing with depression in a much more fun way than the other. You'd be like, oh, I get some fruit for giving some space to the homie. Oh, man. Like, the fuck?

Railing against cap... Like, we live in a capitalist society. Yeah. Go move somewhere else, dude. You don't like it? Yeah. It's all good. Yeah.

That shit is like, come on. Stop. Obviously, you don't know what it's like to be... Go. Go. Go. Go ahead. Check it out.

Yeah. Exactly. Fuck out of here. Do not come. Now, I like this one on several levels. Oh, there's levels to this. Yeah. Sure.

Number one, it's what's her name? Or... Or come on. Do not... It's Kamala Harris. Oh. It's her speech. And then it's this Koi motherfucker laying with shirtless.

And he's like fighting his own medium. Great angle for his video. Yeah. So gross. So nasty. He chose that. Yeah. No production company involved.

And the eyebrow ray. The eyebrow rays. He's like, ooh, don't come. And then why you got your hat on? If you're doing bad at the crib. All right. Take the hat off, fool. That tattoo is my point, damn.

Yeah. Tattoos are wack as fuck. I mean, face tattoo guys got better tattoos than these. He needs to re-evaluate. He's back to re-evaluate. Uh-oh. I know jumping, Jess. We're all jumping.

What? Jumping jacks without jumping. Okay. I'll put my shoes on first. Smart. Man. I'll put my shoes on. Oh, shoot.

Christina. What? Now. Yeah. This boy needs some total fitness life on me. Yeah, for sure. Those are jumping jacks without jumping. Get it?

No one's ever done that before. This is a fucking two and a half minute video. That's how long he does this? Now the hair makes sense. You know what I'm saying? All right. Yeah. I mean.

Yeah. Well, I mean. I'm scrolling forward. You're still watching your life, isn't it? He's getting in shape, babe. He's doing what he can. Yeah. That's good.

Lower. Yeah. Make sure. Is it recording? Make sure. Make sure that my cool video isn't missed. People need to see this shit. Jumping.

Jumping jacks without jumping. Yeah. No, we got it. I think we put it together. He's got two calendars. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he's on top of a shit.

Three calendars, actually. He turned for us. Yeah. He's still rolling. The hard slap down on the thighs. Oh, that's something. You know, that means something. This looks like the fucking type of room they waterboard people in.

Yeah. Fucking intense. Yeah. He's got a phone. Oh. Is this a black ops site? Huh. Oh, now he's doing sitting down.

How the fuck did you find this? Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. I mean, yeah, that's, that's. That hair is wild too. It's a real choice. Yeah.

Shave your head on me. Yeah. But you just, hey, I got something cracking. Yeah, I guess. Put it on the side. Survivors in the back. Peripheral cracking situation. Man.

He was special. He was a good fighter. He was good. Really good. Yeah. You got it. All right. So here is my chase testing.

I love it a lot. Oh, God. I don't like really that the fact that you know, like, print it on. It's a little like actually brighter. But I mean, I guess it's just a cheap costume. Yeah. I really do love it though. You don't say it's actually pretty cozy.

Uh huh. I don't also like the fact that the sleeve that his fur on the sleeves were printed on. It looks a little weird. But overall, I absolutely love it. It's really cozy. Is this a fucking Paw Patrol outfit? Hold on. It's Chase from Paw Patrol.

Don't you know your Paw Patrol members? This is Chase. Damn. Well, keep going. This will be a great Halloween costume. Now I'm going to try on my Marshall one. He's going to go on the Marshall one. I also like to point out the fact that there's tails on it.

That's really cute. Oh, God damn. It's just like the Halloween in my Melody onesies that I have. Christina. This one has me all fired up. This one's Marshall. This one's Marshall. He's the fire guy in the pub.

Oh, the hat does look a little bad. I like it. It's cozy, too. There's Chase, Marshall, Rocky, Skye, Zuma. If I saw if this dude was like anywhere near my family. Oh, yeah. Homie. Oh, seriously.

I'm like, hey man, get your shit and get the fuck out of here. Yeah. You're going to get jumped. Don't come out that shit. No, but it's cozy. It's cozy. Do you like my Marshall outfit? No.

What about to put you in a fucking ambulance? Yeah. Like there's kids around, homie. Yeah. You got to bounce. Yeah. Hold on. Can I, please don't move on yet because I have so many questions.

Is he doing this? Is this for like a nerd convention? Is this like the other nerds? He's prepping his Halloween. He's like, this will be great. It's Halloween. It's not even how he's like, is it clearly he's like when Halloween comes. I'm just getting ready for it.

He's choosing between Chase and Marshall. Yeah. I know he's like hating on it the whole time too. Like I don't like how the fur is just burning. It's like, motherfucker, you paid $12 for that shit. You're going to complain about it. But then his go-to is, but it's cozy. It's cozy.

And I love that. Yeah. Like, come on. Get away from me. Like. I mean, I hope. Piece of fabric it looks like. And then like the tag on it, the dog tag on it.

You can really see it. The dog tag on it's kind of like folded. So I'm going to have to try to fix that. He has to fix that, you guys. Can I please move on? Can't be folded. The dog tag is kind of folded. But you know, we'll fix that.

This is a grown-up. You guys are stressed out about it. I'm going to fix that. Hey homie. Best of luck to you, but. I like how upset it makes you again. I love when that's upset to you. You're like loving it.

We're like. Makes me laugh fucking so hard when Tom gets upset. I don't like this guy. It's just bad. No, you're not supposed to. Yeah. I mean. That's the whole point.

I'm definitely feeling something. Yeah. I know you're about that. Yeah. But I'm like. Yeah. What's the feeling? It's like repulsion.

Like why are you doing that? It's creepy as fuck. This dude, by the way, he would come also up to your door and like. Trick or treat. I'm Marshall from. What the fuck? Paw Patrol. You get it right?

You see my cozy costume. I'd be like, yeah, no. I do see it. Now homie, we're good here. Here's some candy behind your way. Yeah. I think I'd be like, we're out of candy. What's that big bowl?

See, that's where the also comes in. That's all right. I would still give him some candy and be like. Yeah. From a distance. So I might just. Yeah. The also.

And you'd be like, nah, homie, you know what? You don't even get no candy. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah. Yeah. Hello. So. You know what?

And get out of this neighborhood too. Get those. Don't just walk next door. Yeah. Yeah. Introduce yourself to everybody before you leave. Yeah. Go knock on their doors.

Let me take a quick picture of you. Yeah. Exactly. Share it with everybody. The watch too. He's off like. Oh fuck. And you're going to learn to do what I fucking tell you to do.

So. This your wife, homie. She's digging this shit up. She's digging this up. Well, hold on. So this is a cool guy meme. Your little pussy belongs to me. And you're going to learn to do what I fucking tell you to do.

Oh God. So this one's going around the cool guy community on TikTok. They're all lip syncing to this line. And it's like. What's that from? I have no idea, but it's like the most unattractive man. They're doing this. It's not.

Yeah. Because this is their fantasy. It's not like Henry Cavill. Going. If you. Yeah. Would you like that one? Yeah.

I'd be like, what? It does. Okay. This guy. Yeah. Nah, dog. Yeah. They're all little pussy.

Belongs to me. So creepy. You're going to learn to do what I tell you. Yeah. You know what the original video is? Yeah. Give me a second. I'll pull it.

Oh God. You say that. Let me give me a second. I'll pull it up for you. Yeah. How many chicks? How many chicks do you think respond to this dude doing it though? That's a thing.

I'm like. You never know. That's a thing. You know. And then there's some chick out there who's like, kind of like this guy. I have a little pussy. Yeah. I'd like to be told what to do with it.

Yeah. Okay. So let's think about it. What kind of girl? Is it the girl in the parking lot? The out of control bail girl? Is she into that? I don't know.

Like, is a crazy girl like that? No. You know what? The crazy Hannah might be. Yeah. Just because she might be like, you could take me out. It looks like, look at the, because the frame of the mirror in the background, he's got money.

Yeah. She maybe. Maybe. But I don't know. Like, I know dude. That's the weird shit. That's, you know, it's like what Tom says, like there's, there's definitely a Hannah out there.

That's like, you know what? That's my, that's my jam. That's my jam. It looks like he found it. Here's the original. No. The little pussy belongs to me. Oh.

You're going to learn to do what I fucking tell you to do. Oh. Oh, so this homie was just doing that homie? Yeah. Oh shit. You're going to learn to do what I fucking tell you to do. Yeah. This really does.

I thought that was the original homie. No. Now I'm more like, I'm more like, he gets kind of little points or whatever. All right. They're all, but they're all. These both seem like they're on a list. Like these seem like fucking felons for aggravated sexual battery. Yeah.

They both have that vibe. You're like, oh yeah, these guys have been arrested for some real shit. For sure. For sure. For sure. For sure. For like sex crimes. Yeah.

Oh. I love talking to my cousin. I like to kiss her a lot because I miss her so much. I love her so much on my heart. I care about her so much. I want to see her. I love talking to her a lot because I enjoy her company. I enjoy being with her.

I enjoy seeing her. I enjoy hanging with her. She's awesome because I love her so much. Oh, damn. Fuck. The levels, the levels right here homie. We're on a real, real ride today. I mean, this homie and the Oakley homie showing up at the, at the, you know, at the spot is

like, oh, okay. Y'all got some shit going on. And the neck hair, my boy. Yeah. The neck hair is serious. I think it's because he's breathing so hard through those nostrils it made the hair grow up to the, he's like vacuuming the hair. He's oxygenating.

Like come up here, y'all. Come up here, guys. We're breathing. I found some wild strawberries. They're full of potassium. Okay. Someone else doesn't like capitalism. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I was going to say. So. So this girl, okay. So this is a long story with her. I found her. She was.

I love how you know all these stories. This is my soap opera. I don't watch TV. But I watch this. This chick was telling people to go to this community house last summer. Like, hey, there's this free piece of love house. It's come here. It's at this address.

And then it turned into a cult. And then she was, had to get on TikTok and be like, hey guys, don't go to that house. Turns out it's a cult. And now she's back and she's eating berries with her tongue off of rock. Just letting you know she's back. Yeah. It's crazy to think that she would ever get caught up in a cult. Her?

Her? She's like, cultiest Hina out there over here. My boy brought her through. Hey, let me follow this white girl. Like, hey, be careful. You'd be like, dog, what does she smell like? Where does she kick it at? Looks like she stinks.

She's got that look. You like to smell her from the fucking around the corner. She is stinky, Hina. And I'm good. Oh, boy. She's very good. Oh, God. When I'm bad.

Oh, my God. I'm better. Oh, God. Yeah. He's cool, right? He's got divorced dad vibes. Yeah, he just got divorced. Yeah.

Put it out there. But again, there's some Hina's out there for sure. Oh, yeah. Fuck. That's my fucking jam. You know, it's like, gosh, dog, that fucking tattoo. You know, that reminds me of remember when you were, I mean, you know, we all know we're Garth Brooks, but dog, when you posted that video of him, the, um, when you all posted

that video of the, uh, when they're on the Ukraine shit and they're on the internet creepy as fuck, but it reminds me of his sweatshirt. He had like that. Because when I first saw it, I was like, I thought MF Doom. Yeah. I'm like, oh, Garth Brooks knows about MF Doom. And I was like, oh, no, that's some gladiator crossbow. And they did that weird laugh when he was talking about it.

So weird. Homie. So creepy. So creepy. So weird. Anyway, sorry. I don't want to bring that up. No, no.

We talk about it all the time. Yeah. Constant topic. Yeah. The tattoo dude, like that's the problem with tattoos. So creepy. Cause that, that Celtic cross at what, what, where would a Celtic cross be founded off? A Celtic cross.

Where would one find that? What is Ireland? Yes. Oh, okay. Got it. Got it. Yeah. For 200 or.

Um, but that. You nothing but respect. And you do me like this. Oh. Oh. Oh, I'm going to make a new gang. Damn. She's pissed.

She's pissed. And she means business. Also, I love the choice to, uh, you know, make a tick talk about a personal. Yeah. Conflict. You know what I mean? Conflict with somebody. I'll just, I'll just post this out in general.

Yeah. Like you fucking disrespect me like that. Who? It's a very specific bitch out there. Yeah. Yeah. She's not your guys. Yeah.

She just. Fuck you. Bulls need to know. Bulls need to know. But her steelo too, man. With the hat and the hair coming out. Like. I feel like her and the, you know, the, the, the last Hina, they was in a thing.

Yeah. Where she's like, this means this. Yeah. This is how life works. Like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. She's like, I got crazy makeup too, bitch. Yeah. Yeah. I'm eating too much and gaining weight. I gotta get hard till I'm ready to come. Yeah.

That's nice. There he is. That's Ed Asner before he died. Yeah. I love how he's on like, on TV, but trying to keep it a secret. Like, I want this to be known, but not known. That was the shit, man. Hell yeah.

Also, Ed Asner had looked old for 60 years. He was one of those guys. Yeah. Yeah. Like right then you'd be like, you know, that old guy. Yeah. And then he lived like 50 more years. Yeah.

Yeah, dog. But I feel like people looked old sooner. Yeah. We talked about this last time. Like 40 used to be just like, God, people just completely break down. You looked like you were 60. So he was 40 would look like, yeah, like they were 60.

So you just looked shittier longer. He might be like 41 right here. Yeah. You like, you know that old guy, but for like 50 years, it's crazy. She sounds like me today. That's Sylvia Brown. That's the one I was telling you about.

So she's a psychic. She's very famous. Yeah, yeah. I mean, her voice has gone completely. That's how she always sounds. No, Sylvia always had a deep voice. She used to be on the Montel Williams show every now and then. But now I did.

Remember her on Montel? Yeah. But now she's like. I mean, that voice though, did she go through a change in her life? I don't know. I mean, she's still a lady, but. I mean, I know. The chest area skin.

It's a lot of smoking. I think she smokes. Dude, smoking is so dope. If you don't, if you don't smoke, you should start. Yeah. For her to know the future on me. And to be like, fuck it, I'm still going to smoke. Yeah, I'm going to smoke.

It's like. Yeah. That's some real shit right there. That's tight. Or call on a medical doctor for some kind of medical problem. That's what you say. Damn, I've talked to so many people. That's like the.

That's the kind of shit where you go. Like how much you smoke and they're like five and you're like five cigarettes. They're like, no, no, five packs a day. Easy. What the fuck? But I'll tell your future. Yeah. I'll tell you your future.

Because mine's pretty limited. So I'll tell you yours. Holy shit. No, she's still alive. Hi, I'm here at Dom Connolly at the LA X Hilton. We're in my slave collar. Last night, I won a lifetime achievement award for my tribe. It made me honored, humbled and flattered.

Have a good day, everyone. Bye. He won a lifetime achievement award for his life, lifestyle thing. So he was posting these all weekend, letting you know that he was at the LA X Hilton. At the BDSM conference and he would keep posting them like, come meet me. Come meet me. It was pretty wild. That's pretty gnarly.

So fools gave him that for sure. For sure. Because I also blew it up too. I was like, go meet him. Oh yeah. So I'm sure he sent me. He's like, who? Ready to pull on your collar.

Yeah. I hope he got laid. Oh, he got laid. Like congratulations on your award. Yeah. The achievement award. I wasn't sure. He splattered and humbled by his award.

Yeah. Of his slave collar. Yeah. It's for a cum award. I mean, it's working out for him. He's pumped. These motherfuckers. Oh shit.

She's booping tigers, dude. Booping him. Boop. Boop. Boop. Man, come on. Hyena. That's some white people shit.

Yes, it is white people shit. Boop. Oh my God. Like Kenya. Isn't that the wildest shit you could do? Oh my God. Look at those ears. I mean, they're beautiful, but oh my God.

Did you see that video? I just saw it of a guy getting dragged by a lion. Will you look that up real quick? Yeah, I think you texted it to me in Zolo once. Oh, it's one of those. This was pretty recently. I think so, yeah. Where like the guy's inside the cage and then the lion drags him off.

Yeah, let me see if you texted it to just me. This scream was just fantastic. Oh gosh. Yeah, it's really great. This is so crazy. I mean, look at these fucking things. Damn, look at all. They're all just cool with it.

Yeah. Look at kitty. I was in Orlando at the Gatorland and they had an African cat of some sort. They invited me into the exhibit. Like there's people on the other side of the glass. And I'm like, and they're like, no, it's cool. And I'm like scared shitless. Homie, it's like a homie that looked like that.

Yeah. And I'm trying to be like positive vibes. But I'm like, what the fuck is this cat look? Yeah, yeah. On that shit. Like they're just trying to survive. They feel threatened. You'll get fucked up.

You never know what'll set them off. All you got to remember is Siegfried and Roy. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We work with that cat every day for fucking. The whole life of the cat. One day that cat was like, fuck this dude. Like fuck you, sure.

What? I'm tired of Vegas. I'm tired of this shit. Yeah. Grab by throat. Like what triggered the cat? Do we remember? I don't remember.

They came out with an explanation for it later. Man. Can you imagine? Did he live or die? I forget. He lived. But was he severely fucked up? Fuck yeah.

Yeah. Fucked up the rest of his life. Yeah, he was fucked up. He was really fucked up. He was really fucked up. Okay, move on here. Sherry, what are you doing? You know, if you need something, just ask me for it.

And I'll be happy to get it for you. I just don't like people coming in here and rummaging. Through the galley to opening compartments. Can you relax a little bit? What are you so uptight about? I'm not uptight. You haven't been ordering me around ever since I've gotten on this airplane. I haven't been ordering you around.

It's just that you come into this galley and you rummage through the compartments, and then I can't find anything. It's hard for me to keep organized. Look, I'm trying to do you a favor. I need to get the cursor a tray of hors d'oeuvres. Fine. All you have to do is ask. Linda, this is not just your galley.

This galley belongs to all of us. I can say it was just my galley, but it is my position. It's my responsibility to keep this service organized. Linda, I've been flying for 14 years, and I do not need you to start telling me what to do and what not to do. For somebody that's been flying for 14 years, you act like you've been flying for two weeks. Shouldn't you be out there doing wines or breads or something in the cabin? Linda, you may think that you do a good job in this galley, but if you were a little bit more organized, maybe we would see your face out in the cabin.

Oh, jeez. You or anybody else in the cabin or the galley any time. You know, I had just about enough of you. I am really sick of you ordering me around. You know, I'm sick of you and primadinas like you that work this galley position, and you think that you have a monopoly on it. I don't have a monopoly. Wow, this is actually really riveting stuff.

I know. It's riveting as fuck. Yeah. I know. It's a training video from the airlines, and I think Linda is kind of a bee here. She's being kind of a bee. Like, it is everyone's galley. It's not just Linda's galley.

Linda's tripping for sure. She's tripping hard, yeah. But they share a common ground with the hairdos. You know what I'm saying? I'm even sure this is the same video that you sent us, but I do think that this isn't the same thing. Oh, fuck. Open it up.

Make it widescreen. I think this is it. Go ahead. Turn the volume up. Is it on? No volume on this one. Oh, there it is. Damn.

It hurts me right here. Oh, this is it. There's volume, right? Yeah. What? It's just loud. Oh, shit. What?

Not the old homie. Hey! Hey! Hey! Help! Help! Help! Help!

Oh, my God! Somebody help! Please! Please get a gun. Please! Jabber! Jabber! Help!

Help! Help! Jabber! Oh, my God. Shoot! No! help! Help!

Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Why are you laughing? Stop! Very cool.

paint That's cool. Very cool video. Uh, do we find anything in the article? Let me see. Yeah, that's what you get when you have your little lion fucking. Yeah, but I would rather, that's an OG homie, like, I'd rather see one of the boop hyenas get dragged like that, you know what I mean? This is a while ago, it's in 2018.

Savagery thrown and dragged, Mike entered the cage while another parkkeeper had come forward with a small bucket in his hand. However, the lion spots the man and launches forward, leaving him terrified about what's happened next. In the footage, Mr. Hodge is seeing running towards the door, the lion male pounces, knocks him to the ground. Okay. In the scary footage, gunshots can be heard. Yeah, people are crying. And then, uh, was forced, oh wait, shoot dead. Oh, it was forced to shoot dead, the lion after he refused to move away from the 72 year old following warning shots.

Damn, 72. And then, scroll, did the man. Mike survived the traumatic attacks. Oh, he's fine. All right, Mike. Oh, yeah. He's fine. So what is he?

What is he? Is there any more? Is there any more? Yeah, it's a happy ending. Oh, that's it. Yeah. But the real lesson is, don't fuck with lions, you know? Lion.

Yeah, you fucking crazy. Don't get in the enclosure. Those screams were something, huh? Yeah, man, it's really, it's really cool whenever I get a text from you. Mike, oh, good. Well, I'm going to first finish this food and then I'll see what he's texting. Did I say, I did say that, right? You sure did.

Yeah. Yeah. Now, yeah, that link on Instagram doesn't exist anymore. We had to refine that. Oh, oh, oh. Got to take it down for, you know, a terrifying situation. Who's terrifying, babe? Thanks for showing me that.

Yeah. You hear that scream? I wonder if that photo is him before the attacker, after. I hope it's after. I think that's a before. I definitely think that's a before. I don't think his neck muscles probably don't work anymore. Yeah, he can't smile anymore.

Play it again. Play it again. Fuck, yeah. I kind of want to see it again. I want to see it again. Yeah. There you go. Make it big, nice and loud.

Oh, man. Oh, Lordy. And, oh, yeah, there's just fucking wild African male lion. Someone's got a bucket of food. So that's the bucket of food right out there. That's where they're tripping. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then he's like, what are you going to do, man? He's like, where's my food asshole? Did I take my bucket on me? Yeah. And he's like, oh, I should get out of here. Give me that food asshole. Yep. All right, motherfucking, you're trying to take my shit.

Man, that was so easy. Somebody help, please. Please get a gun. Please. Shabba. Shabba. Help. Oh, shit.

Shabba. Oh, my God. Shoot. No. No. Help. Help. Help.

Help. Help. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You think they'd have fucking tranquilizer dart guns everywhere? They probably don't think so. Everywhere. They just got, they get arrogant about it.

Oh, no. I love all the kids. She's all like, oh, my God. And I get it. It's traumatic to see. But what you think was going to happen, homie? You think it's all good to just keep the king of the jungle incarcerated and like, oh, yeah, that's all good.

We'll bring buckets of food. Buckets of food. And then they're like, you know, someone's like, do you need a dart gun? They're like, oh, no. Samuel, he's always in a good mood. Don't worry. We, we work with him every day.

Well, Sammy. But that's interesting. He's the king of the jungle, the fucking king. That means of all the crazy shit in the jungle. He's top of the food chain. Yeah. This guy's got a machine. Yeah.

That lion pulled his body like it was a fucking, a bag. Yeah. A fucking oatmeal. Yeah. Like he was like, I fucking threw it. His old ass was like. He chose a bag of oatmeal. He drug his ass, man.

He was like, through that shit. Yeah. Holy cow. Drag him. And what kind of injuries did he suffer? I mean, his name is in there. So. Man, if that photo is after like, definitely not.

That's after what in the, in the hospital. What those people don't realize is like, man, they were so lucky to see something like that. I know. You couldn't buy a ticket. I wish we could. If Linda saw something like that, she stopped tripping in the alleyway.

I mean. Yeah. Neck and the jaw injuries. Finally released from hospital. From there. Below there. Oh, British. That explains it.

Hold that. Is that his place? Oh, it has reopened. Listen to this. British born Mike 72 was attacked by Sean with the lion who he had raised since a cub and suffered such severe injuries. He had to be airlifted by our ambulance for life saving.

So he's known this. Yeah. Baby. Baby. Oh gosh. Yeah. You know, come on. I mean, you still having him incarcerated.

Keep going. He was devastated. He lost Shamba who was shot dead by the park ranger. He recovered in Johannesburg. He was more traumatized at the loss of his favorite lion. Keep going. Yeah. Let's see.

Is that him now? I fucking doubt it. He looks a little more worried about it. Right there. Yeah. Yeah. Shit's changed. Yeah.

It's darker now. He's seen it. Oh my God. Dang. Fucking A. His injuries were extensive. Biggest fear and infection has passed. Looks good.

Okay. Oh, we're about to see the font. This is what we're looking for. There we go. Oh, dang. He's smiling. Okay. Bro.

Looks good for a bag of oatmeal. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. Yeah, man. Damn. Look how big that motherfucker is.

Damn. Fuck around, man. Look at that thing. Well, even like pit bulls are rot-whilers. They'll flex on their owners and they'll own them their whole life. Yeah. You don't own me motherfucker. I'm a wild animal.

Bite your shit. Yeah. Lion? That lion drug his ass, dude. Damn. And it probably was playing. It was just like, what? Just playing with you, man.

Yeah. Look at her cuddling with a baby tiger. It's whatever the fuck that is, Lion. I wonder what that relationship's like. Oh my God. These two maniacs are the same. She's under stupid shit, too. With her hair.

They have the same haircut? It's like it is, dude. Yeah, check him out. Shit. Look at this phone. Those two laid on the bottom, underneath a rock cave and just starts climbing from underneath it. He's climbing with his fingertips. Yeah.

Like his tippy toes. Even the dogs were like, hey, man, what you thinking? Look how strong he is. Yeah. Yeah, that dude. Amazing. Yeah. Just laughs it off.

Yeah. That's nuts. I'm surprised you're not saying like that guy can fuck. Why? I just feel like that guy can fuck. Like you could do like a one arm push up. Yeah, you just said. I'm surprised you wouldn't say that though.

I was expecting you to be like that guy. Don't you want that guy to fuck you? I was surprised that you didn't say that either, Tom. Sounds like you want to fuck that guy. If we're being honest here. Sounds like you watch this video and you're like, I'd love for this guy to fuck me. I'll put it in the folder in a minute and he'll say, would you like to describe how much you'd like to fuck this guy?

That was definitely a ramp champion over here. Boom, boom. Yeah. I wonder, I really wonder what his style is. A fucking, yeah, yeah. Many styles on me. Yeah. He's probably like, what do you want to do tonight?

Me, huh? Yeah. I got you covered. He just straps you to a wall. He's like, just watch. I'll find my way in there. There you go. It's a little climbing gear out.

He's like, you're going to get it in tonight. There you go. Christina was like, I'd like to fuck this guy. I don't blame you. I don't blame you. Yeah. I mean, who could blame you? You asked me, if I'm poor man, which women I can have?

If you're poor man, it's not good because beautiful, young, nice, lady, prefer men with money. But what you can do? You can take a woman with very bad character when she's complain, she's blame you. A woman who is not so good looking, who not take care about herself also can be your type. A woman who has several children and you need to take care about this children because she need a babysitter and she will go with you. You don't have money, but you can have three babysitter. A woman who has some troubles with sexuality and she's not sexuality, but she can be your

neighbor. Why not? You can live together. Holy shit. A woman who has problematic parents and need to live together with them and maybe we can babysit her from them. If you want one beautiful, successful, sexy woman, guys, try to have money, otherwise you don't have chance.

Wow. That's very direct Eastern European dialogue. Is this your fucking stepmom? Pretty much. Now, where does she live? So she is, I believe, Russian and she puts these videos out about teaching women about men. One of them is pretty rad because she's like, women, listen, men have to recharge their

energy in their penis. If you don't want to do it and he recharge his energy in some other woman, you say, is that other woman? Say, thank you for recharging my husband and now he come back to me fully charged. That's fucking cool. She's cool as shit. That's a good one. That's great advice.

My whole opinion just changed on her. This is my favorite account. What's her name? Yeah, but then she tells guys stuff like this. Is that what I'm saying? Yeah, Natalia. Salad. I mean, her and her and the, her and the, yeah, Serio, right?

Serio. Be homies too. Yeah. Serio, baby, I need to make money. Serio. Man. All right, we got to wrap this thing up. Christine.

Go ahead, Gene. Well, you're going to be, this is in July, you're going to be in Washington at the DC improv. You'll be in San Francisco at Cobbs in July 29th. 30th through 31st or 30th. Sorry. Then you'll be at the Neptune in Seattle. Hilarity's great club in Cleveland, August 12th and 13th.

Acme. Oh my God. That is a fun joy. I love Acme. Yeah. It's a fun one. And the cabin vibes. August.

You added the bell house in Brooklyn. September 7th. Next. September 7th. Next night is bell house. Next night's bell house. Sainis in Nashville in October. And you're going to Jew dork titties.

Caroline's on Broadway. November 4th and 5th. You got it. I will be, well, just go to ThompsonGirl.com slash tour. I don't remember all the dates. And Frankie, you have dates coming up. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, July 2nd at a stand up live in Phoenix. There you go. And then July 8th and 9th will be at Chicago Improv in Schomburg. Oh, Schomburg. Yep. And then that Sunday, July 10th will be at Sainis in Chicago.

Yep. And let's see. July 12th, season four of what we do in the Shadows premieres on FX. I can't wait for that. This full premieres August 12th on Hulu. And of course, you should check out Frankie Keonis, Super Homies on HBO.

It's on the app. You can definitely watch it anytime. You were fantastic. Thank you for coming, man. Thank you so much. I love you. Love you too. Love you too.

Our closing song is come down later for Moose Soup by Kelp. Dirty son of a. I think it's Charlie Honeyjohn. Woo. Yeah, Charlie. Oh my God. Oh my God.

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Come down later for mousse soup!