Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - 665 - Andrew Schulz- Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Episode Date: July 20, 2022

Welcome back to the Mommy-Dome! Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Los Angeles and reminisce about past studio sets and deals that never happened. We watch a cool guy at a gas station who's looking for girls, Senator Josh Hawley's confrontation during a reproductive rights hearing, and Garth crying over loving his fans... Is G an R?Then we welcome comedian and podcaster, Andrew Schulz! Go to https://theandrewschulz.com/ to check out his brand new special! Andrew and the mommies talk about YouTube VS Netflix specials, Andrew's recipe for conquering the internet, and Andrew "Cobra" Tate. We talk about what made Andrew self release his comedy special, Ted Bundy, Garth Brooks, and the triumphant return of the popular YMH game: Tom or Black!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast 

Your special was acquired and then they reach out to you and they're like we want you to cut a couple jokes out Yeah, a chunk about like Ted Bundy. There's another like Michael Jackson chunk. It's a wheelhouse. He loves this guy Misunderstood knucklehead. Yeah Yeah Right, yeah, it was the women's fault 100% And Welcome to another episode of your mom's house. I'm Tom Segura. I'm Christine

Hey Christine nice to see you good to see you Tom. It's good to be here Tim. We are in Los Angeles people have pointed out that They can't believe we still have this studio. I got an update for you. You're not gonna see it for long Why is that Tom Tim stripped this fucking thing down pretty soon? So we are we're getting rid of this studio But we're going to be shipping all the important items to Austin like the dog head everything you see behind us, right? The original Tina tits are gonna come like everything so artwork you will see this stuff in Austin This is a sacred space for us. We went through a lot first McDonald's sponsored us

Yes, and then we lost that sponsorship you had to give back 2.3 million dollars That was a lot of bummer and Morton's Morton stepped up and gave us two grand to paint it the this color And which really wasn't enough But you know they hooked up a couple discount dinners. It was cool Yeah, yeah, I think that you got the stuff the stuffed potato. It was with everything Yeah, they didn't put a limit on that 20% off rib eyes. It was kind of cool, but Yeah, now we're you know, we're fully committed all we still will come to the West Coast obviously we have a lot of

Contacts and there's things to do here, but I think we'll be doing it out of a different space when we do come Really? Yeah, well, I mean we'll use a temporary space a temp space What will it be one time? I'm obey who knows remember out of any House that was really cool. A lot of people preferred one time. I'm obey Yeah, a lot of positive reviews the usually the crappier the spot the more they like it. It's true They really like that shitty set. They do. Yeah, it does it does lend itself to a different time Yeah, we are signing deals trying to get sets paid for and they're like, no no hang up a curtain It's it but you know what I do have to say it's like maybe it's the scrapper in me

But there is something dope about rolling up to this set and knowing that like we all built this with our bare fucking Pause. Yeah, this was you know the og. I remember. I don't know people a shit how much I told this story I feel like I told it, but I don't remember if I did but for people that don't know there was When we were looking for a space here, I actually had somebody who had built sets before and This dude came with me to look at sets and Then the whole time I was like well, what do you want for this? he's like, I just want to you know, I'd like I'd like to do I'd like to be a guest on some podcasts and I was like, all right, and then

You know, we just talked about what that would look like and I Was like, yeah, and then I go out only thing I want to make sure it was like I'm gonna sign a Deal I'm gonna sign a lease on this place That you're not gonna you're not gonna bail on me, right? And he was like no no no no He's like I just you know, I want to be involved I was like, okay, we had long talks about it and Then I signed the deal. I was like it's signed man. Like I got it When you want to talk about like getting to work on building a set and he was like well

What am I gonna get for that? Like what kind of piece of the action will I get and I was like, what do you mean? He was like well, you know, I need like a percentage of things and I go I thought you said, you know all this stuff and he goes well, yeah, but I mean I'm not just gonna I go I can pay you They offered him like cash like here's money to pay. He goes, no, I don't want that like I Want a percentage of every ad sale I want Yeah, I want to be a guest once a month I want promotions for my things and I was like, what are you talking about? He was like, yeah, I can't be involved with you

And I go wow so I just wrote him an email telling him You know you're out of your fucking mind. Well, just thanks for being exactly what I thought you might be A piece of shit. Yeah And then like It might have been a year later. I got an email from him. I just he goes. I just want to say I'm sorry for For how that happened. Oh, wow. Yeah, do you take responsibility for bilking you and not being up front? Sort of not

Entirely it's it's totally the show business model. Yeah, I'll wait until you're done texting. No, no, I'm looking up a name I'm looking up a name Keep going. Anyway, it's such like a typical show biz behavior to not be up front with what you want Right. I'm like sign the paperwork. Oh, but we didn't mention that it's gonna be blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and you're like, dude just Like why are you not up front like my pool guy is up front with me like here's the rate Yeah, there's what it's can't be here's the rich. It's like why why is there always so much secrecy in this? Why yeah, and why this guy had to be like this?

Okay, I found the email. That's what I was looking for Just Let me see if this is how it is. Hey Okay, here it is Tom Though I know the value of what I provide Okay, so so far no repentance go ahead and I thought I made that clear from the beginning what would help me provide it I'm literally haunted weekly by the fact. I said I won't let you down This is like like more than a year later more

You know, that's that's how I've been I try to let people down if you still if you still need help I'm in this is after we've been like Just thank me on your show Just thank me on your show if you're all set. That's great. Happy New Year to you guys. This is like from a few years ago And PS post year. I'll have some free time Like Jesus Christ this guy's fucking a cool guy. Yeah He doesn't he doesn't sound very repentant, especially if it starts off with you know, I've got a lot of I bring a lot Not a very it's like when someone breaks up with you and then you're like, you know, I'm a pretty great catch, but uh

Sorry I said some stuff. Yeah, you're like, what kind of what is this letter? What is this? What is this? Yeah, why do I need this? People are so fucking crazy out here. Yeah, it's a very that's a very I won't say LA message again. It's a very like Hollywood. It's showbiz showbiz message of like remember. I fucked you Yeah, I didn't really mean to Also, if you need me, I'm around Hey, remember I fucked you over would you like more of that? It's always like that It's so funny how you just deal with people. Yeah for years and you're just like well That's the nature of this business that they just fuck you in your asshole. So crazy. It's wild that it's work

It's okay. I had to tell you though too like living in Austin. We're really out of the show business wheel Yeah, and then coming back into it for just the summer. I'm like Very it is a real different culture like you see it more distinctly now like my life is so small in Austin Yeah, it's just like kids school. I'll make the kindergarten moms every now and then for some queso and some tequila Gig here in there. Yeah, it's not this complicated All right, let's let's do the opening clip. Yeah. All right. Here we go Okay, I see it everybody Oh, that's terrible. No, it just tastes like chemicals. Yeah

I Never had no pussy Guys, oh, this is a tiktok. I was gonna say this should be on tiktok. Yeah, this sounds like one of my catches I first I thought I really thought it was a soldier and I think then he when he walked for a second You can see his different pants. Like it's just I think it's just a camo jacket I mean, it didn't mean that he wasn't in the service. It's a stolen stolen pussy Valor. Yeah. Yeah You're not supposed to wear it, right? If you're not that tells me he doesn't he doesn't it could be a jacket He found could be a siblings. Sure. He could he could have been dishonorably discharged. You know, yeah

But it's cool to tell people that you don't know. Hi. Hey, I'll be right down. Hey, man. I never had no pussy before I Love do what? Yeah, do what is such a great phrase do what? Yeah, what's that? Do what? Yeah, do what is I mean because we don't say do what in Texas very southern But it do what is like you did what like you're saying like yeah, like what the fuck basically it's what the fuck Yeah, he's got something going on Like well, you're gonna get something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right, then Well, what a positive way to respond to that because somebody telling you I never had no pussy at a gas station It might be alarming. Yeah, I rolled with it and encouraged him. Well, it's a good lesson to handle crazy things being said to you

Yeah, is Keeping that upbeat attitude. Yes, and it's the best way to not have it escalate into violence. Yeah Well, it's what the groundlings teaches you. Yeah, you yes and when you meet a homeless person you yes and them It's right. Yeah, it is the first rule of improv in case you're wondering it is to yes And what it means is that you don't negate what your your other Improviser has thrown at you. So in other words if she goes these donuts are hot. You don't go. They're cold Yeah, you just fucked up the improv. You just killed the scene you start to go like ah, oh god They're hot like you have to build on what the other person says. It's a great way to work with the mentally ill as well

I Dare you yeah, I think this guy's mentally ill. Yeah, I think he's just I think he's talked. Is it mentally ill or are worded? Hmm, I think he's yeah, I think he's other word. I think he's not well in the head. Yeah Especially if you're wandering gas stations telling people about your lack of pussy I'm like for girls. I'm looking for girls. Can I have another sip of that? You just said what you just talked shit about I want to try it again cuz I you know, I don't I still have my taste buds. I think I taste like 60% man Please taste it. It tasted like straight chemicals when I drink it before There you go. Like does DC taste like chemicals to you is that what it's supposed to taste kind of I don't know

Yeah, I'm looking for girls for pussy. Yeah, this just tastes like chemical. Yeah, I'm gnarly No calories 16 a day. All right Yeah, tastes like shit There's a Some real cool stuff out there Something I wanted to show you baby. I knew this would get you fired up. That's why I asked for it Sure, you've referred to people with a capacity for pregnancy Would that be women?

Many women cis women have the capacity for pregnancy many cis women do not have the capacity for pregnancy There are also trans men who are capable of pregnancy as well as non-binary people who are capable of pregnancy So this isn't really a women's rights issue It's a we can recognize that this impacts women while also recognizing that it impacts other groups Those things are not mutually exclusive senator Holly. Oh, so your view is is that the core of this this right then is about what? So I want to recognize that your line of questioning is Transphobic and it opens up trans people to violence. I Feel like that guy senator what's his name?

Well This makes me okay, so he's like so he's like wait We're here to talk about Abortion and women and she's like no we're actually here to talk about the fact that you're transphobic. Yeah, it's like she's totally It's just pointing out that he's a bad guy. Yeah, you're you're a no good meanie. It's so dumb I mean, he might be a bag of shit. I don't really know I mean senator Holly. I don't think he's probably a great guy. He looks like a bag of shit He looks like a typical Republican douchebag. Yeah, exactly wrong, right?

Yeah, but this is so indicative of why the left is bananas now. They are so crazy So you go you're talking about like abortion and reproductive rights And then someone's like you mean people with a capacity for pregnancy and then attacks you for being transphobic for talking about it I mean, that's why you know, she's a fucking lunatic like that's that's really what this is and people are scared to say it now Yeah, people get scared to point out how crazy it is to talk like this fucking psycho I know who's you know, like just just you're just speaking nonsense You mean people with women's organs. Well, that's how you should talk about it Yeah, there's a trans man or a non-binary person

That can get pregnant has women's reproductive right because look I think I think for me It's just crazy the whole thing gets convoluted to me There should be two things and maybe this makes sense in my mind. Are there two? Biological genders, there's male reproductive organs female reproductive male female. Yeah, sure. That's biological fucking facts It's called science now within that you can express that gender Differently you can be astral gender. Yes, absolutely, but to say that there's more than two genders is scientifically fucking inaccurate So the the the man that's pregnant. Guess what he has? Yeah a fucking uterus. Yeah, that makes that's a biological female part We know thank you your honor. I just fucking explained everything. God damn it

I get so fucking annoyed with these people. It just makes you want to fucking, you know, tell them Yeah, you know She's like, excuse me, but you're forgetting all these other groups when you say it's hateful. It's like it's not hateful We just get on with it. It's just common sense. Can we just talk about you know, can we live in reality for a moment? Do we have to be in the fucking upside down every time every five minutes? Every five I don't and I don't know what's there's nothing illogical about or nothing harmful being like yeah There's there's two biological genders, but people represent that within a spectrum people express that within a spectrum Yeah, they express it

Makes me crazy These people and these people ruin reason she she had a great moment to talk to this guy about abortion rights I said, she's wasting it on this fucking horseshit. You're putting people that shut up Getting people at harm for violence and just to point out you're being transphobic Shut up retard so Well, it should be clear like Tom and I are not every time I feel like I talk about this people are like oh Christina's

I'm not fucking I'm not dude. I know I'm just I used to be liberal and then these nutbags took over Yeah, so I don't know what the fuck I am anymore, but I know I'm not I'm not on this because here's the truth The truth is these are the new crazies the crazies were right wingers. I know right ultra right wingers You're like you are a religious lunatic. Yeah, and then everything got flipped to now like the hardcore left They are the new fucking psychos Yeah, or you can't have a conversation with them But you can't have a conversation with a tea party person now You can have a conversation with this fucking dipshit because she's gonna just spin it in like you'd be happy

You'd be like, yeah, you know abortions. You'd be like, let me point out something you're being really transphobic right now You're like, okay. Okay. You're just talking about abortion rights. Okay made it about something Yeah, you know, I'm gonna go get something to drink. It's nice to meet you But I also think I feel in my heart that life is shades of gray. It's never black and white It's not like being on one team or the other. I know it's always somewhere Center it is but then it is somewhere right of the center You can still say that all that is true and that this is nonsense. This person is spewing nonsense It's like they these people want a cause they want yeah

They want a bandwagon on something and now it's pointing out who's a big bad meanie This reminds me of going to that gun range and posting it and people were like Didn't know what kind of person you were Like unfollowing I was like what and they go didn't know you were like a gunnut. I go I'm at a gun range just shooting guns with like at a safe like this is just an activity Yeah, they're like, I didn't I mean, you know, there's gun violence in America. I'm like, what what are you talking about? You know, but that's like that's what this is now people you you go. I'm at a gun range They're like, oh, you don't care about children in schools. Huh? What what are you talking about like exactly?

It's just so illogical. It's like that analogy you've seen on like the memes were with somebody's like I like apples and then they go. Yeah, but you don't you don't mention oranges. How do you feel about oranges? Don't you care? And you're like God guys guess you can't do it. Yeah Why can't somebody just be a blend of many different? It really speaks to just the fact that there's extremism. Yeah, you can be extreme on either side Whether you're far right or far left neither in either case You are fully retarded So that's yes, and also too I would like to say is that I can listen to what she's saying and go

Yeah, okay, I'm gonna consider that like it's not completely untrue what she's saying blah blah blah Yes, and then somebody on the far right can say something every now and then you're like, okay Okay, I guess like you can consider different fucking opinions. Sure. Just consider it Yeah, but in this context bitch, this is not the time to correct him on his transphobia It's just live on earth, you know, like live in reality. Don't live in this make-believe land Yeah, don't be the kind of person that you know, you can't talk about like anything without crying This fucking guy Is excited to go back to another Garth Brooks concert is like you blew you blew them out of the waters the special experience

How do you explain? What is that? What is that special experience that people are getting? I wish I knew because I don't feel like it's anything crazy I just feel like there's a connection. That's nice because when I go try to remember before you ever step on stage You're a fan and so we still go to concerts me and make sure I just went to Bruno We went to urban JT and in those moments when you're in that crowd all you want is that artist to look at you for three seconds and You can go ahead man. Thanks for your music. It's been cool and as an entertainer. It's the same thing You're just looking in their faces just to say thank you for my life. Thank you for my kids life

I can't believe I'm getting to do this and so I think that connection that goes on and it doesn't matter where you're at Now people go man can can can the artist see his way up? Yeah 100% you can see it feel it I can't so I'll call them out when I do to make sure that they know me and them are on the same line He's really he's you can see his eyes are rolling up He's making me cry because like I feel some similar way, you know, it's great being an artist. It's special Yeah, but Tom, let's be honest. Can when you're doing these huge venues Can you see the person sitting up in the nose leads? Can you know I mean you can't you know, but I know what he means like cuz well he plays music

So you recognize him so like when I walk on stage I always try to like shout out to the balconies right and you like you recognize and then you do it at the end Right or you might even during the show, but you know, I think his thing is like he wants to like make eye contact I'm saying every person what what he's claiming is not. Yes, not true. He's playing stadiums. So yeah his biggest stadium tour He can't do that. You really do make those connections that you see someone in the crowd and go We're doing 100% yeah, and then what's crazy is you see him and go wait a minute I've seen you before then, you know, they've been at other shows So it's it's a it's a cool family within the band and crew and within the people that come see the show

Yeah, but what does that mean to you to hear those sort of like long long lasting fandoms? Oh, that's sweet. I don't think it has that much to do with the artist. I think he's got something to do with the music I really do because there's something about the music that pulls you something that strikes in your in your lifetime That you relive all the sudden you hear I know because I'm a fan of music So when you're sitting there all of a sudden somebody might come there for thunder rolls And that's all they're waiting for other people coming there for the dance But then what happens is while you're waiting for your song these other songs start to fill in your life And you see what's going on with people around you. You're gets really good, man. Sorry. I'm emotional. It's just

Love get to do this Yeah, can I tell you I have a new I think I know what it is. What is it? Okay? Whitney will not mind me talking about this because we did on her podcast okay for you When Whitney was in Austin, we were in the green room and she was like I was diagnosed as autistic I'm technically on the spectrum And I guess in the moment I had a little something to drink and I was like oh that makes so much sense Like I said it out loud or her and I didn't mean to sounds like something you would do So anyway, we've talked about it since and that that that that and now that I know somebody with it

I'm thinking our friend Garth is on the spectrum, but what hold on you Anna? Hold on remember that time with Trish, and he went And then go to that he's mimicking emotions constantly, but he's also feeling emotions However, Elon Musk will often cry in interviews. I've seen Elon cry really as bearish as well Okay, that's how the Australian say it us bears Elon's cried so they're not incapable of emotion sure that sometimes they can't it's the inappropriately maybe okay could be I'm gonna put the theory out there if you're if you're watching this and you're like a person that diagnosed can we go

Can we Google? Asperger's he may not be diagnosed G on this is he on the spectrum or is he you know G is an R. Oh my god He's not but he's definitely on the on the Trump He's definitely on the Trump. Yeah, he's musical genius. He's Okay, don't go Chris Gaines is definitely our word Cutest lady today out of town out in the country and we're talking super fan stuff and we're like what's your favorite memory? She's like listen to the river

High school in the car McDonald's drive-thru We get your lunch and we're gonna get there quick and all my girlfriend was singing so and she got emotional I'm like what a very specific like memory so It was very cool. She's a great lady. Yeah, she's coming tonight. She's really excited What's the best like when I hear that song? Now this is what and you're like that is that is The one stand out for you. Well, I mean that one right there

I mean to think about it that just tells me that the river really affects this woman Which means tonight if I know she's in the crowd, I'll do it. I'm gonna try and do it the best ever That's good He's about to fucking fall apart right now And then you know, I gotta tell you something I feel the same way performing on stage for you guys When you scream bikes Or show me how those big tits fart when I come out I got man tonight I'm gonna yell bikes and I'm really gonna think about you and how it made you feel the first time, too

Just give me a second All right, we'll take a quick break and we'll be out in a moment All right, we are back and you guys know him if you've ever been on the interwebs if you follow comedy He's got a special that's out right now. You can go to the andrewschultz.com and see Andrew Schultz infamous Andrew Schultz. Thanks for coming man. Thanks for having me. Yes. I'm very excited to be here. We're excited to have you Yeah, you you you're like the like the the the comedian that people are championing because you have been wronged by Corporations I'm a victim You've done the you've done the best job that I've seen since I mean I remember in the pandemic

You know you the people did different things everyone had to adapt yeah Yeah, and you started doing these like like it was like what people who like Late-night monologues if you go like oh, I wish these were good You know like I wish I wish the jokes that because everybody knows comedian like comedy writers Who write for these shows and they go like well like all the stuff that I Get cut the everything is just cut writers are funny They don't know that some of the funniest people in the world. Yeah our comedy writers on late-night television shows Yeah, and some of the worst comedy in the world it comes out of yeah, yeah

Well, they have to sell advertising so they want to clean it up and make sure that we don't have grandma sitting in Kansas City So yeah, and then you guys comedy that totally does and you guys were putting out these things all the time that we're like Punching yeah, but you kind of go it did make you think of like oh which like the fucking tonight show would do this Yeah, you know yeah, and it worked people watched them people watched them people were talking about them and And like yeah, I think it probably it very much elevated what you know your profile hundred percent Yeah, and then you also did the thing that I have been celebrating this for a long time Which is when comedians, you know, they're like there was this like thing where I've heard people go like Oh, this dude's got someone a special on YouTube. Yeah, so clearly, you know, he's a fucking zilt or something

And you go you know that YouTube and Netflix actually have the exact same Concept which is we have content and we want you to get lost here Yeah, we want you to stay like yeah, we want you to stay on Netflix Here's a million things to watch YouTube has a billion things to watch Yeah, and so you go actually you see that like you put it out Mark Norman, yeah, Jane Gillis, Giannis like all these comedians go like here's my special and then you see the view counts You're like, yeah, I don't think this is a bad idea. Yeah. Yeah, these things have like five seven ten twelve million views Yeah, that means that all these people who didn't maybe didn't know these guys and now you see like they're selling tickets

Like this is this worked the same way. Yeah, that Netflix did. Yeah, it's almost like it's the new Netflix Did you you know what I mean? Like it is the doing it on YouTube is the way to yeah Cuz like for me like when I when I first first started doing the YouTube thing like I just couldn't get on Comedy Central I couldn't get on Netflix whatever reason like yeah, nobody they just weren't giving me a shot And I had like good exposure on like MTV and these types of things But I guess they just yeah, I guess maybe it was like my brand of comedy or whatever I hate that fucking term, but like yeah, I guess they were like a little bit concerned like okay Here's this white guy. He's gonna be making fun of a bunch of different like people that don't look like him, right?

And I you know you keep getting the same Responsible and punching down or whatever that fucking term is which is like in and of itself kind of offensive Yeah, cuz I never thought of these people as down like I grew up with people of different, you know cultures and And then I and I remember I was like all right. Well fucking. I'll just put some stuff out on YouTube And I put out I put out a special on you to it wasn't even special it's 15 minutes Yeah, but it was like four different clubs in New York City And I and I did it all in one night like the cab rides in between sure it was just like a fun little thing and I remember like the week after I was at like the San Diego

Comedy company or something Yeah, and I and I sold it out nice I'd never sold it a club out you're like holy shit, and I was like that's weird I was like maybe this is like one of those clubs that like people just come out in the matter What yeah, you know, there's like ACME. Yeah, it's like that the the one in Wisconsin, what's the comedy on state? Yeah, they just have like a great audience. So I'm like, okay That's where then I did another club. I did like the funny bone or something like that like Columbus And then like that one was sold out and I was like what the fuck is going on

So I started like asking people after the show. I'd be like, hey, how'd you find out about it? They're like, oh, I watched your thing on YouTube. I was like, okay, that's interesting. Yeah And then I did like a week of of stand-up on YouTube for a year Oh, every week I put a new clip out for a year. Wow And I was fortunate because I've been touring for so long without having any stand-up out Yeah, so I had a lot of stuff material, right and I was like fuck. I think YouTube and Instagram This is the way and like I remember one time a clip went viral And it was I had this it was like on Super Bowl Sunday. I had a joke and it was like I

Was like, yeah countries that treat women the worst have the best food. Yeah, that's a funny fucking Okay, right, so it's like and it's weird like people that have saw saw the bit They're just like red it made it fucking go. Yeah, and like everything else trickled down after that I'm sure you guys experienced this to like one thing goes viral. Yeah, when you guys fucking made Andrew Tate a Superstar remember that when now that my whole fucking algorithm is Andrew Tate I can't even open Tik Tok with my wife because every other video is like bitches need to be quiet Put that number on the forehead Dude

When I did spit out the fucking coffee if you didn't spit out the coffee When I did my birthday shows in Chicago They were in an arena and on my birthday They played a supercut of people wishing me birthday my happy birthday, please and it was like it was like Malaney Chappelle Bert like all these people and then Andrew Tate and anyway, well, they went crazy and also that week He was arrested for trafficking women. Yeah, I know like And so you hear people go like oh

Whoops charges were dropped. I want to say Tate. I know those charges were dropped and you didn't do it So I didn't know the charges were dropped. Yeah, and I still wanted them on the podcast Yeah, because it was like it was just charges. Yeah, you know and Yeah, I don't know. Maybe he was talking a lot of shit or whatever, but he's fucking fantastic on Mike I mean, he is so funny and he's look I'll be honest that he is a smart guy. He's actually a very smart guy Yeah, super articulate has like he's charming. He's charming and he actually gets that it's a joke He gets that he gets that he's entertaining you and and sometimes you listen to him and you're like, is he fucking right? You're like

Woman I should know my place Yeah, but he's not wrong about stuff sometimes There's like moments where like guys will say the most Atlanta shit But then like add a joke and then it just makes it kind of charming like there's that Sean Connery interview You know when he talks about it at the end of it He says a joke and then what's her face laughs? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I forget the joke. Barbara Walters. Yeah. Yeah. Yes Barbara and Barbara Walters kind of chuckles and it's like, oh you are James Bond. Yeah Yeah, nobody can stop you like you can talk about why you should hit a woman and then make the woman laugh

So what's interesting with this whole being offended culture is Barbara Walters came up at a time when it was really hard for a woman Yeah, interviewer and she truly got shit on by the patriarchy. Yeah, and here's Sean Connery being like I liked it women Yeah, and then she LOL sometimes. It's the only option. Yeah, it's your fault He's like you've tried everything everything everything everything they just keep going they keep pushing you got to kind of put her in her place But even she was light enough to laugh at some he had like a witty reaction. Yeah, I forget uh, I forget the final fucking line But yeah, anyway, so funny. I don't know where we're saying. Yeah, so just like putting this stuff out and I found out that that YouTube and like Instagram the algorithm really helps you It's like what happened with you know Netflix early on like you guys were part of this

But I also see you guys is like you were successful in your own right outside of Netflix It's not like you guys were made by Netflix. Do you know what I mean like you guys have built up your ecosystem? So I'm sure like Netflix definitely help you for sure But you were established in terms of like your fan base and the people that knew and that was probably increased by the exposure right, yeah, but then we also saw people that went from like Barely headlining to being like superstars. Yes because of an amazing special in that like Ali Wong fucking crushes it Yeah, and then overnight. Well huge star. Yeah, so Like back in the day, I would do a Netflix special for free

Sure, yeah, like if you were smart you would and then you just go hit it on the road People used to hit me up and go because they thought it was like my friend at Netflix And they would go hey, can you call someone there and tell them that I'll pay to be on I'm like Yeah, it doesn't work. I can't be like hey that my friend will give you 20 grand To be on the platform, but that person was low-key smart. Yeah. Yeah, because if it's a billboard Yes, right and the people are gonna see it so and then I noticed what was happening is like I did that Netflix special and I was like I think this is really good and like we saw like a little bump, but it wasn't crazy

And we were like we're really fucking hard on that. I'm sure we killed ourselves and I was like hmm if I just kept putting this on Instagram and YouTube We probably would have grown more like is something changing like what's going on? Wow? And then I think what it is is like YouTube can be honest with the algorithm because they don't make shit Yeah, like everything that flicks makes is 90% Yeah, when they see how many people liked it, right? You look at like what are the reviews 90% people liked it Yeah, right. It's like that's impossible. Of course, right, but YouTube can be like nobody likes this. Yeah, yeah, right? Yeah, and YouTube can also be like everyone likes Andrew Tate. Yeah, right because you fucking do yeah

And then so I saw that kind of move and I was like, okay This is kind of where the fucking people are and this this really worked out I think that's why you saw so many guys that are putting out the YouTube specials having this, you know And a great like it is in their career fucking fantastic Like I couldn't think of like I think about I'm just a few years Older than when it was really something to consider but like for me it was I did I'd done an album, right? I think I recorded in 09 and it came out in 2010 And I tried to get a special in 2012 and they're like, you know, because I'd done a Comedy Central Presents

Yeah, and they go well They said you're gonna get one but just like not right now, but I had an hour and I was like, no I want to put it out now. So albums were still pretty popular. Yeah, you could still do well with an album So I I did the thing where I just went, you know what? I'm gonna hire an engineer and a photographer for the artwork like it's a simpler thing Yeah, but then I put it on a service that puts it on ice. So I just didn't have a partner Yeah, so then all the checks would come to me Yeah, and I was like, oh and then people would go, you know, you could have done this with like Warner Brothers

I go it'd be in the same place. Yep Like they would you know, it's just being able to say Warner Brothers did it or Comedy Central Records did it The Internet is a great equalizer. Absolutely. You know, what's interesting what you're saying too is I'm learning this now because there are people on TikTok I'm obsessed with TikTok That have millions of followers and are not stand-up comedians, but now they are selling out venues Yep. So they're TikTok stars first and then come and see me do something over the weekend, which is fine Yeah, but who knows how much that audience they'll retain because maybe their live show is not as strong Yeah, you get one lick you do one like but here's the interesting thing now

I feel and I my sense is that because the clubs aren't fostering feature acts as much anymore that stand-up is becoming like this dying Thing and I feel like we in the future. We're gonna have to be like viral stars first and then stand-ups second. That's interesting. I'm like Yeah, I see what you're saying. We're like, there's less maybe grooming of the young talent. There really is You guys have a little different view of things because of the New York system Yeah, we're like kind of caught in that bubble. Well, yeah, there's like, you know, 12 clubs or something Yeah, like everyone can do spots. You can also live as a comedian in New York doing spots That's something a lot of people don't realize. They don't realize that you can make a living doing spots Can't do that here. I went to LA. They gave me a check once with coins in yeah

$7 and 50 cents and I had two quarters, right and I was like, no, I'm good, bro Like you give it to the bartender like no, this is your money earn this. It's okay No, but like most of America is that yeah is that way where you're like, no You need to like foster this young talent like have them develop don't have feature acts anymore where they'll put them up for the weekend And pay you peanuts if they're not doing it. That's true. And that's like that's If you have access to the clubs like if you're in a big city You can start putting your stand up on tiktok and you start building that up But you're saying if you're in a city that only has one club and people are bringing their features in there's nothing to support them

There's not yet. And also the clubs aren't like when I started featuring they were like, all right You know, they came through like you can work like these 15 clubs. Yeah, it's like well, okay Like that's how I'll get better at this and they're not even really doing that anymore for not because they're not like we'll put you up They're like no we sold our condo It's the same pay It's like hookers like still get a dollar It's the same there's like no inflation at this but but what I'm saying to you is that why would a club Help out the feature act or whatever and the headliner and give the feature act the Sunday night when they can just book a tiktok

Star who sells out right because at the end of the day, they're a bar. Yeah, they're a bar restaurant They're trying to fill it up. That's what they care about. Yeah, the live experience is almost like a meet-and-greet Yeah, that's kind of existed that way like like we love stand-up right? So we enjoy giving the crowd the best night of their life There's something that we kind of like came up. I imagine we all probably watched similar comics growing up I want to fucking crush like that. I want people wheezing whatever it is, right? Yeah But the the audience I think a lot of times wants to just be there with you and be in the same room with this person They look up to they listen to every single week. That's really exciting. The amazing show

Is almost like icing on the cake. Yeah for most if you're a diehard comedy fan That's one thing but if you're the average fan, they probably just like I want to be in the room I want to feel that experience and I want to maybe I can't shake hands, but I'll get close I'm 20 feet away. Yeah, and I think that's why the tiktok star works One time and then after you go and you're like, oh, he's way funnier on tiktok. Yeah, or she's way more interesting on tiktok I don't really think that I need to go see that again. I met her done done Yeah, I think that's why like there might be a wave of this and then it doesn't happen Because they tell you know the first rule you learn about when you start selling tickets. They're like, yeah

It's about selling tickets next time. Yeah, you want people to come back to the show I think Louie said I think this is Louie. So I got it. He was like every great show buys you one bad show Yeah, something like that right like you crush in Vancouver. They're coming back next time. Yeah, Cooper Yeah, but you gotta he also said what's the best day on that bed? What's the best? He goes what's the best thing someone can say after your shows are over on the weekend, right? When are you coming back? No, I couldn't get tickets So he was like be real careful about how many shows you add because he's like

What you want is for people to be like fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and then immediately they're buying tickets Yes, next time you know what now they go. They go. I tried to see him. Yeah, you just put it on sit like yeah Yeah, that that's the I don't know that's the fire thing that I always like admired about like the touring comedians is like You really know How many people fuck with you? Yeah, yeah You know I'm saying like there's no there's no like muddy area like there are people who are maybe like more Institutionally famous if you know they're on like big shows, but like they tour and it's real light Yes, and it's like because you're the player on the team that people like yeah

Like they're players on the Knicks that I I like because they're on the Knicks, right? And if they get traded they could fucking die. Yeah I think I think that's a lot of people maybe they're on these like institutions. You have like an SNL It's like how much do people fuck with you or how much do people fuck with the show, right? Mm-hmm, and that's yeah, I see that's true Yeah, and that's the thing like this the scary thing about putting out the special like this But also like the kind of fun thing is like I'll I'll know my number of like worth Right

Like I'll literally know the number that I should be paid to do comedy You know that's another gross term I learned from a promoter is that they go they go This is gonna sound like like you know kind of gross to you but they go when we are in like promoter meetings we say like you know like What about Schultz and then someone will go what's he worth and that means like what is what is how do we? What is your value? Yeah, what is your value to me like we just talked about you guys like how much is this state cost? Yeah, like what's he worth? What is he fucking and is it worth the whole weekend or one? Yeah, it's just like whatever it well depends on the time like so yeah the mark

So it's like well, he's worth 10,000 seats here or something or they're like he's worth this Yeah, you're just you're just an animal to them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm a camcorder Yeah But dude this I was telling you this Fucking you have the special like what we just said to be clear we're recording this a few days before it comes out but this Episode comes out a few days after so you can still go you can go to the Andrew Schultz calm and Watch the special but the story about this first of all I would say this when your tour was going on

You're probably you're definitely the best Marketer of your shows because I would see your clips where I'd be like what in the fuck is happening like there's like Like fucking gun like goddamn shirt cannons and then people dancing on stage. I'm like this is a show Right. Yeah, we will experience and I got great guys that work with me on all this Yeah, I'd be yeah, you know you guys know what it is. You know build a business. You need great. You need great people absolutely, but like it's not like a like a super fun show and then You you made a deal like like we all hope to do for specials your special was acquired and then Afterwards I mean this is a story that I saw even on Instagram

They reach out to you and they're like we want you to cut a couple jokes out Yeah, because we just feel like there's gonna be backlash. We don't really want to deal with this So how about you edit this? Yeah, I mean was your response immediate or did you like did you have a thing where you're like? I gotta think about this like what are they? I want to know what the jokes were Yeah, and I want to know like what the lines were because like look I know it's fucking it's edgy and I understand like when you're doing a Special with a network. You're not You're entertaining Their whole audience. Yeah, and some of their audience like kids shows some of their audience likes like serial killer documentaries

Like if it's my YouTube page, it's like everybody who goes there knows what they're getting So you can't really be that upset unless I put out something shitty on my YouTube page Yeah, be upset. Sure. So I understand like their limitations. I don't even like hate the streamers in any way Like I understand like you don't care as much about stand-up as I do. I love this. Sure. You love building a business. That's awesome You have kids in fucking school. You don't want them to not be able to go to school. You have a new house Like I empathize with you. Yeah, but at the same time, I'm not gonna edit the jokes because I know more than you that people like them Right, you think people might not like them. Yeah, I know they like them. Yeah, like a hundred percent so

They came in there like okay, they're these lines and I'm like, I don't really think that that's bad There's like a there's the abortion joke that they were a little worried about there was a high line I thought was so fucking silly at those really funny. Yeah, it was a Harry Potter reference. I just feed us the lead us is the thing and I just thought it was like they're saying delete that yeah Yeah, yeah, they were like that's they I don't know why the fuck that they thought maybe there's it's like Making it too childish or something. I don't know what the fuck it is. It was a very weird line That's so weird that I was like and that is just so silly and then there was other like chunks There's like a chunk about like Ted Bundy. There's another like Michael Jackson chunk and then

So, okay, he's understood knucklehead. Yeah, yeah Right, yeah, it was the women's fault Yeah 100% first of all Charged up smart. All right. He's yeah, he tried he failed out a lot. I didn't fail out of law school But I could have been a good lawyer. Yeah, and if you weren't being such a fucking bitch. Yeah, you know dumping him She's a good cat Educated man like that that handsome and he naturally handsome. This is before people could fix their teeth

Yeah, yeah, he's like eyebrow all that hot dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so like there's a little creepy in the stairs Feelings behind his eyes, but I mean, yeah, you know the guy loved to read who doesn't like a good reader true true True. Yeah, 100% Yeah, yeah, 100% I agree Anyway, they were not feeling it and they were not and so you just sold me my ticket Yeah Yeah, yeah, that's my wheelhouse, bro But this is the thing this has okay, you told that story and it's so funny

It's like the simplicity of posting that story. It really is like you posted on Instagram. Yeah kind of makes the right like people see Yeah, and Now, you know, it's been up at the point that you're seeing this but people are buying tickets to see it I go to dinner last night Big movie producers One of them goes, you know, we're just like talking about general things and he goes Oh, do you know Andrew Schultz and I go, yeah, he goes I just read this thing the story is fascinating to me. So he tells the whole story

Yeah, and the the other guy who he's like, I don't know that it starts. He looks you up And he's like, oh, yeah, I think I've seen this guy He tells him the story about the special and how they wanted to edit it and he goes So then he bought it back and you know, and the other guy goes, oh, I'm buying a ticket to that right now And he goes and he goes and he buys the ticket, you know, because I feel like people who a love comedy and b hate Censorship and any type of like a corporation telling you you cannot do this Yeah, man, they're just getting behind it for the love of both

Yeah, love of comedy and like and pushing back against well And isn't this what we're talking about the top before you arrived is this is such a fucking Hollywood thing of Andrew Andrew We love you. Let me guess how that conversation went. Yeah. Here's the money There's just one little thing could you just It's worse not because it's at first, it's you know what here's the money do whatever you want Yeah, like you know, I mean, it's it's not like they're like hey make sure we when you record Yes, they knew and what happens is course they know the culture changes. That's the crazy thing. Yeah control culture changes. So it's like The Chappelle trans thing happened. Yeah, and I think companies got fucking terrified

Because they're like, oh shit. This is the backlash That a company is getting because of a comedian to a joke and if the biggest guy on the planet gets that backlash Yeah, what is a less big guy gonna get so so that's the situation there and so it's like oh you change your mind Yeah, you change your mind. You thought it was fine before and now it's you didn't know that this is something that can happen But yeah, but what is quote, but let's think about this. What is the great backlash real truly? Yeah, it's not is it this narrow community of fucking crybaby pussies Who are just looking to complain about some shit? Yeah, and it really should be the corporation's duty to go like Okay, I'll tell you enough nonsense. Let's get up the majority of people are on board with chappelle. I'll tell you exactly who it is

Many women cis women have the capacity for pregnancy. Many cis women do not have the capacity for pregnancy There are also trans men who are capable of pregnancy as well as non-binary people who are capable of pregnancy So this isn't really a women's rights issue. It's uh, we can recognize that this impacts women while also recognizing that it impacts other groups Those things are not mutually exclusive senator holly. Oh, so your view is is that the core of this So, um, I want to recognize that your line of questioning, um is transphobic And it opens up trans people to violence These are the these are the same lunatics who will go like Hey, they should tell you're putting people in danger with your with your joke. I'm like, wait, what?

Yeah, what are you talking about? Yeah, what is happening? Yeah, that's that's the tricky thing is my boy my boy charlamagne. You guys know charlamagne Yeah, charlamagne sent me that clip and he was just like dying laughing. He's like, no, this is too far And I was like, I was like, buddy's like we tried to storm the capital man. It's like This is what happens when you stop us. Yeah Do you know what I mean? Like we try. Yeah, I feel like you're looking at me like I really tried. Yeah. Yeah You talked to the FBI after Sorry, I didn't know you had a bigger beard. I remember the Viking helmet

No, um, every guy that stormed the capital looked like me I just was fucking like tinted shades Oh, it's so funny. But yeah, it's just ridiculous people aren't that upset and it's no majority of people do not give a fuck I mean like you even Yeah, just about even like the the the chappelle situation and that was obviously, you know, super annoying I think even like the trans community like you actually talked to trans people like I was able to talk to some trans people and like The trans community is actually really worried about like kind of getting like killed if they're on a date Yeah, like they're not worried about swimming. Yeah, like I was talking to a kind of she was like we don't even that's annoying

To us. Sure. Because it shifts the focus. Yeah, and we kind of got a supporter because she's one of us But reality we want to be like Bitch quit swimming so we could not get killed when we go out on a date, right? You know what I mean? Yeah, sure So Yeah, like what are you swimming for? Yeah, are you helping? That's true. Like are those people truly helping that community? But what's fascinating about being canceled and canceled culture Is that it seems like because I've been doing a little experiment on twitter um

Where I tweet stuff. I'm just like, what's going to ruffle feathers today? And it really is just about what's in the zeitgeist Is the feathers you're going to ruffle on that particular outrage is currency Yeah, and like currency and like outrage has a hierarchy. That's something I learned through this too is like I put out that like thing where I was talking about what happened to special Yeah, and like obviously comics and community supported and like people who you know, know me they support it And then I put out later the the fetus deleteus clip and I dropped that like whole abortion piece It's like a longer piece and like that's what the media picked up on, right? It was a trifecta of like comic

Censorship abortion. Yeah, like it was all three were enough buzzwords Exactly, and I saw something like interesting. It was like I didn't know if conservatives were like religious first or Conservative first right and and I saw a lot of them be like Listen Jokes got to be jokes. You got to be able to joke about abortion. That's a touchy subject, especially right now Oh, yeah, yeah, and then a lot of conservatives were just like, hey, we can't do this censorship shit

And I thought it was really interesting. I was like, oh, okay that that is that more important than god Yeah Yeah, now let me ask you this when that all stuff dropped. Did your presales go? Oh, yeah, yeah, I mean like it was people were very People were very into it and that's the trickiest thing about even like marketing is like I they a lot of like different political sites want me to go on And I like people not knowing where I lie Yeah

That to me is like the best thing about being a comedian is I I want you to have no fucking clue Like the abortion piece I put out you see the comments like both sides kind of feel heard Yeah, and that's odd. Yeah, which is a great place to be right I don't want you to know how the fuck I feel about it because I'm loyal to the jokes I care about jokes. Like if I was a political activist, I'd go do that. Yeah, like that kind of comedy annoys me You know what I mean? Because it's just like you don't really care about that. You want people to you're just your message Exactly. So like for me, I gotta say no to certain articles or magazines I know I could fucking probably run numbers up if I just leaned into that cozy position

But then they're gonna mask on me and then I can't do the jokes I want to do and you don't want to do that Exactly and you see people do that they just like fold into the comfort Like once you're ostracized. Yeah, they fold into the comfort. Oh, we were just talking about People you know very well. Oh, really? Well, yeah, who like in because people do that where they they get Cast aside by and then they have to find some somebody to embrace them or a group to embrace. It's lonely being alone Yes, of course So it's like I see how they do it and it's cozy when everybody's supporting you. Yeah, but

If you want to do this for a long time You kind of got to be true to the thing you're doing. Yeah, you got to really care about that jokes. Yeah That's my loyalty to the jokes like just run it up like let's let's make fun of everybody And then that's always the ethos of the show like is everybody's gonna get these you know that the other So you mentioned like this when they go like don't punch down It sparked this memory where I did this interview once We were talking about This guy was talking about my special and he was like

Yeah, you know this and that and that and his comment then he goes and I guess you know the whole thing is just uh Don't be a dick, right? And I was like no no No, sometimes being a dick's the funniest thing it is and some of the most famous Comedians are like you would go like that guy's a dick. Yeah Like who made career like you can be like, oh ricky's your face is a dick Like the fucking such a funny fucking guy, but like he's a dick, right? Like tosh like for sure Oh Like the fucking his whole thing was like I am a dick. So I just I remember that I go

That's like a don't be a dick in real life. Yes. That is a good rule Yeah, but some if you're going what's the funniest thing to say here Sometimes the funniest thing to say is something that is fucking rude. Yeah, and in sense it that's what's funny Like it's the impulse humor's not right. Yeah. No, right like take my wife. Please. That's not right to say, right? But it's in deep down you had a feeling right and I think that's what people confuse It's like what we're saying. We know our lies a lot of times, but they're the funniest version Absolutely, and if you could just separate that from truth like I did this talk with these like These like intellectual dudes, you know how they always try to bring us into like what does comedy mean?

What is our purpose in society? Are we supposed to expose the truths and I'm like, dude? No, I was like, I don't even want to be in stage with you guys Like you guys say things are true. I talk about my dick in the funniest way possible That's it. Like don't give me the expectations of a politician. Give me the expectations of a comedian Like the lowest possible. Sure. Is this going to be a funny thing? Yeah, because I I put my clips and Bundy's misunderstood. He's so much funnier than he's a bad man. Yeah, of course Like we know that's not true, but a little part of us is like 50 yeah, yeah, some of those women probably right like

50 I mean here's the thing they weren't here's okay. None of them deserve to die I literally have a line and the spouse really got they deserve to die. Okay. Well I'm just saying this it is definitely possible that not all of them were good people, you know, I mean like There's a few of them were like Do you know who got murdered and somebody was like, I'm not gonna miss her. This is comedy. Can we justify the worst thing? Yes, this is it. This is all we do. Don't put us on a fucking pedestal. You know, melissa was kind of a con Yeah, I'm sure he didn't pick good people This is what happened. I was a few a few were good a few were good probably. Okay. Let's give you all we're good

Right, like even if that I was watching it with my wife and this is what the fucking the joke was It was like he was driving a tan vogue so I can beat on that fucking And like the line he would get to get the girls in he would be like he'd be like hey my car's broke down Can you help me fix it? Yeah, and I'm like this worked I was like they all deserved it like every single one I'm like the worst car Broken and a lady is gonna help you fix it. Well, what straight woman knows how to fix a car in 1970. Yeah, that's so stupid I don't know shit about so like to me and I'm obviously infuriating my wife as I'm like, you know, she's sitting there like

You know, this is horrible. It's got wrenching. This could happen to me and I'm just like, why would they fix it? They don't know how to fix cars. Why would they even go? I don't fix cars. Yeah. Yeah, I like why does this loser? He can't afford a mechanic. You fuck a loser one girl That's why you're alive. Yeah, you fucking stupid get out of here. You put his arm in a cast, you know in a sling Oh, that one's a good one. And he'd have books and he's like, can you help me carry these books? The one girl helped him carry the books and then he pulled out a club and he clubbed her and then she said to him Are you are you supposed to help me with my Spanish homework? Like she said that to him and when he told that story he told that story when he was on death row to the fbi investigator

No, they didn't heal He goes Like what a dummy, right? I'm gonna kill her if she thinks I'm her Spanish tutor Yeah, he was a real goofball that guy He didn't have a good sense of humor. He had a sense of humor. Yeah Oh, we found we found about a lot of these guys funny guys funny guys. Funny guys. Yeah, funny guys Yeah, but what happened when people like why do people think that stand-up has become a ted talk? Like John Stuart

You think so the great john sir. He was so good that I think it warped people's idea of what comedy is He's he really he was so prolific at like comedy how good he is Republicans loved. Yeah. Yeah, that's when you get he couldn't be more like progressive And like good-natured. Yeah, big heart Um, I feel like I could do the right thing person who people Like absolutely disagreed with and they're like I fucking love that because he's authentic. He's pure He's a pure guy. He's still fighting for and he's so smart though. Yeah like to be that level If you want ted talk funny and have it be legit funny actually funny not like you have to be so smart. Yeah, he's so smart

Yeah, she's hit it hit it. Thank you hit it. Where's bundy? No, I yeah, that's the thing I always think about that like sometimes like Generations expectation of comedy is shifted by one person I'm sure it happened like with us with our parents, etc. You know, they saw like I remember my dad telling me about listening to prior Yeah on a record for the first time Just at a party and they were just playing it people listen to comedy at parties Yeah, just been probably laughing and drinking. Yeah, just like hanging out But like that now is your expectation. So now you can digest the wild stuff if he's the person

I think I think john was just so prolific and the show was so popular Did I think a lot of people start to go oh comedy can be right and funny And and I also think yes, and I agree And I think that some comedians when they get really really really popular stop making jokes and they become the machiach And now everything they say is just fucking brilliant. Nadav loves when I incorporate Hebrew into my language Um, a great a great example of this who I absolutely adore was bill hicks And towards the end of his life a lot of those jokes became TED talks. Yeah, wait, what where what are we doing here? I think that's why younger generations don't get carlin

Yeah, like if if you know what I mean like that because they didn't see the evolution of carlin Like even with chappelle now like the kids don't know chappelle show. They don't know the earlier specialist That's right, you know even like in their 20s. So they're just going in To this special yeah, and they're going okay Or this guy this guy's doing a lot of talking he's saying these great stories and he can hold attention like masterfully unbelievable But the expectation is not maybe met for them because we're going. Oh, no that guy's the best Ever like ever because we saw for what it's worth. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like we saw all these specials leading up to it

So that's the thing about that's the thing about like The youth is undefeated bro like yeah, you know what I mean like youth is going to change perception And they don't know all the things that you did your entire career So like you're fighting for it every time you go on stage. Yeah, and I kind of I love that I like like I don't know. There's certain guys that it feels like Every time they're trying to prove themselves like that's kind of what I want to do is like every time I want a reason that you become like an activist on stage though is because

You don't have the same pressure that you felt Intuitively before you had huge success to be funny, right? And so like when no one knows you remember you go do a spot you're like your whole thing is like I just I want to do great. I want to kill right? Yeah You're trying to convince people who have no idea who you are that you're funny Yeah, and then like when you get a huge following and everyone's like you're really funny You have to put that pressure on yourself. Yes, because it's not they're not going to be like, you know, are you funny? They're like, no, you are funny. Yeah, so then you have to manufacture the pressure. That's why that's why like

Insecurity is your greatest asset As a comic and like I'm not talking about like the crippling insecurity where like you need your friends to tell you you're great every Fucking day. Yeah, I'm talking about like you see the joke and you're like I could do that better or that's hacky or this idea is and it's not even fully formed yet. Yes, because that I hopefully will stop You from putting out the work that is a little bit watered down version. Yes of what you did Yes, you know and look you that I think that's also why I wanted to I mean not to harp on the special but like I didn't want to put it out

It's because like I have the little that in the back of my head like I didn't want to be like the guy who Did the comedy the exact way I wanted and then the second I do the special They see a watered down version of it and it's like yeah, you don't want to do that Fuck that like that then it becomes an easy decision, right? Because you're just like, oh, I'm not gonna I'm not going to sacrifice the integrity Of the comedy. Yeah. So it's an easy thing. I've valued most that like of course. I don't know. I don't feel and maybe I don't know. Maybe I never felt like I don't feel like the the

Checkmark validates me or like the the logo that puts out the special Validates me as much as I do like selling tickets validates. Yeah, and maybe that's because that's my sign of success in the business I didn't have that as much, you know early on sure, but like You know doing shows and having them sell out feels great because it's like motherfuckers got a babysitter They put on clothing. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like that is like real support and For me, I like that. You know, they're wearing clothing. That's This ain't the relapse tour

I don't know so for me like no it is. Yeah, that's that's you know The thing is like because people I'm doing a tour that's so aggressive I we got to talk about this. I know I'm so crazy, but they tell me they're like How do you like how do you get amped up? How do you get amped up like on? You know the fucking ninth show of the week or something and I go You know the thing that always like sometimes you're like Jesus Christ. So, you know, I'm just like so worn out. Yeah. It is actually opening instagram And seeing what you're tagged in and you see people are like we're going and they're so excited and you go

I can't let them down. I got a yeah, and it immediately no matter how much you're dragging you're like You see like a few of those and you're like, oh, I got a that's this is what they're looking forward to Which is just like garth. It's just like garth. And then you see everyone You point to them and you say hello susan from witch toss. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. No, everyone I talk to No, I feel that To another garth brisk concert is like you blew you blew them out of the waters. It's a special experience. Yeah Yeah, how do you explain? What is that? What is that special experience that people are getting? I wish I knew because I don't feel like it's anything crazy

I just feel like There's a connection That's nice because when I go try to remember before you ever step on stage, you're a fan And so we still go to concerts me and miss sure. We just went to bruno We went to urban Jt and in those moments when you're in that crowd All you want is that artist to look at you for three seconds And you can go ahead man. Thanks for your music. It's been cool. And as an entertainer, it's the same thing

That's exactly how I feel You know, could you imagine referring to to your act like first name like we saw andrew. Oh, yeah, we saw dav We saw joe You know, it's just so like And I'm a fan. I'm a fan for and I just start weeping I remember by love coming Let's go out bruno, but how weird for him to just say the the the only one of the yeah I mean, he's he knows, you know, he's like these are my peers urban

Also, he knows that even though he looks like he changed his tires That he sells so many more tickets than those guys. So many more. I mean, yeah, it's like about currency. Yeah Dude, yeah, he fucking sells out stadiums in like 45 minutes. Yeah, and I don't think he even has his music online to stream Right. So crazy, dude. It's like amazon or something. Right. He had his own deal for that. Yeah, he's he's got it But he's got it. He's got it and he's got cool things I don't know like I try to take as much inspiration from like the the music world for shows and stuff Yeah, but like what is that that one song will help play the third verse? live

Oh, I don't know rolling thunder could be so yeah He has one where like there's a third verse, but the only time you get to hear it is live Oh So he's like baking things into the live experience like oh, I want to have that I want to how is this different from being at home? The only thing I've heard from people because we've been talking about him for a while Is that you guys have a lovely Is that his live show is epic. I mean, I've only heard that I've I've only have you not gone. I've never gone

Are you banned? I don't know if I'm allowed in. I mean, there's no way they'll be able to tell you apart from I Miss you I heard I heard it's it's a fucking unbelievable show. So what are we waiting for let's go I'll go should we go we should get a section. Yeah, we should get a your mom's house section Like how do we get 300 tickets? Yes, and it's just one entire fucking section and that is a fantastic idea Forget buying cars with Burke. Yeah. Yeah, like just buy one Dude, if you want to troll this guy and then everybody takes off their shirt and it's a I don't know what what are the bodies garth Yes, yeah, and then it's just a front everybody else has like a shirt of bundy or gasey

And they're like you're in the club like pointing to This is a fantastic. I yeah, it's a really good idea by like a thousand seats in an area You know it's just like a hole. I know you're listening to this make it happen I honestly think that you guys should do this. I think it's I think it's a great idea I mean that is like national news. Yeah, it's so goddamn funny Even if he doesn't like it his fans have to like it. They'll like it. He doesn't like it. He won't like it He's gonna be furious. Yeah, and that's what we start busting out the signs, you know Give my mother back

I'm I'm with this and I'm starting looking at that section like, huh What's that? How do we turn the audience? How do we get them to sing? Yeah, like who's who's his rival? Right. Oh, that's true. Play blah blah blah. It's not even his songs like the whole section starts going Play boobly! Like get out of the genre completely. Yeah, play and vote This is gonna go horribly wrong. I'm regretting if he suggested this. No, that's a great idea God, we have to do that. It's such a good idea. Are you just to inspire fans like to wear these shirts to the concerts?

That I see all the time. Yeah, I see people rolling him with your guy stuff. They wear our stuff to the shows And they're at and they're take the pic and there's even one of me In the shirt like it looks like him. It's just me Um, and it's just like a total copy of his shirt like they yeah, he does I don't know. I'm just fascinated by the guy. He's like this genuine Sincere like emote. He gets he cries in this. Yeah, and this interview right here. He cries. He's country music tom cruise. Yeah Oh, yeah, that's what it is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's like insulated completely totally

Yeah, that's sure right there is a copy of one of his shirts. Yeah, that's far. Yeah, funny. See, he's synthesis or no? No Nothing yet. Nothing yet good for him, but I did find out that he knows about it because I'm at a promoter Whose family member is like works With him every day close with him And so the promoter said he goes i'm with my family member. I don't try not to sell who it is

And then he goes, you know, he knows the promoter he goes who you working with this weekend And the promoter goes, uh, tom sakura and that guy goes you're gonna work with that asshole And he goes, yeah, he's i'm doing a show and he goes You know, he's he's such a jerk Uh saying all this serial killer shit about garth And so the promoter goes he said he goes I knew about it, but I acted like I didn't and he goes What are you talking about? He goes, oh, he's just he's just mean for no reason and then

The promoter said does garth know and he goes. Yeah, he knows And he goes is he mad at tom or does he hate tom and the guy goes garth doesn't hate anybody Oh, he hates you. Yeah That's the suffering bless her How do we get you guys to reconcile and then like he brings you out for your next special I want to I want to be such a good You know, like this guy with them. I would love to be like interviewing him. Oh my god. He has no fucking clue Oh, it would be amazing. Yeah, that would be the dream. Can't you can't you do that?

Can't you pretend be press like can't we do why am I only g got everybody you can definitely get garth Yeah, he's gotta throw in a hat right like yeah No, you got that that's you got to apply to be press for whatever junket he's doing next and you are technically you're press You guys are journalists. Yeah I think we should babe, but I'm wondering if there's like a way where you guys can kind of come together Yeah, I mean Can you can you guys make a country song like can you oh my god? If here's the thing I feel like you guys make the number one country song

He just has to sit there and listen to it every time he gets in the car It would be so I wish that he could he could make this so fun Just by leaning into it like if one time, you know, yeah We've made fun of people who their immediate response is like yep And they lean into it and then everybody just everybody loves this person great Yeah, and if he was just be like, you know, the bodies are in my in my ranch Yeah Everybody would lose their fucking mind. Yeah, but I don't think you will I think we should do a country song

Yeah, maybe we can have wheeler help us. Oh wheeler. Oh wheeler help us out. Yeah, that'd be great Yeah, I mean dude imagine wheeler for your next fucking Your next tour is just you doing a promo like normal. It's almost like corny. Yeah, and in the background Like blurry. You see somebody just digging a hole. Yeah And it's him. Yeah, like it's actually him ain't jokes in here Yeah, dude, that would be a mate if he would do a promo with me I mean why now he's got all the money you can't motivate him with money No, you can only motivate him with a good time. Sure and

But also he doesn't know What like the real world like he's too famous too crazy celebrated problem So he needs somebody to tell him like hey, you know what you should do man You should do this thing with this guy. Everyone's gonna love it garth and he's like everybody already loves me Wait, it's like that time where he decided to come on facebook and let the conversation begin And if you saw that right But listen hold on if we could get his pr guy To convince him that he's he's opening a bigger conversation with the podcasting world. Yeah, there's gotta be a way

I'm gonna see if I can do this on this. Oh my god Wait, what happened? It's the great not all you want to tell you. It's what started us. It's the greatest So it is what started. I got it. It's the very first clip. We saw him talking. You've never seen this and we're like What is this dude? It's so weird. This is one of the best things and see if you agree with me after you watch Yeah, okay. Yeah, I don't want to tell you anything But this is your headphones. Okay. Yeah, this this is uh, holy shit, dude This is how this started. Okay, so he wasn't on social media and then He

Well, I guess it's official We're now on facebook. I really wasn't sure about this at the start But then a friend of mine said something that just made all kinds of sense She said think of it more as a conversation I like that But i'm already finding out on my own so it's wiping the walls out between you and me and I really like that It allows us into each other's worlds or I guess in my case The hotel room

When I think about things I want to post I want to post cool stuff slick stuff neat stuff Stuff I'm gonna post is gonna be raw stuff like this raw stuff like this. This is just who I am So if this is truly a conversation Then I say let the conversation So that was his introduction to social media and that's why we first played him We were like, what the fuck was that, you know, so that's okay. So here's the deal at first. I was like This guy's off. There's something inauthentic. I'm not reading. It doesn't read. Yeah, I think he might be on the spectrum Because he's mimicking human emotion

At times he has emotions that are like inappropriate like I've seen elon musk who came out having as as bearish as we say in australia as bearish and Best show on tv. It's the best show on tv The best show. So I don't think it's drugs or mental illness. I think he's autistic and I think he's mimicking what he thinks A great country singer should be like in real life Yeah, why are we so drawn to autistic people? Because they can mimic what the expectations of a person are meaning he's studied Probably what he thinks a person should be like and then he goes. Okay. Here's where I laugh

Let the conversation that's why it's all off. There's no there's no room for error because it's not spontaneous Well, this is like a great example of Like so I'm still like reacting to that right? Yeah, I know I want to give like a witty fun response. Yeah, but I'm like How many years of living in a complete bubble? Do you have to have before you can do something like that with like zero embarrassment? Right? Like fuck right. I'm almost a little like sad Yeah, because I'm also like that's what this show does to you. Andrew, you know If you don't leave here feeling sad

This is not your mom's house guys But dude and also the hotel room the hotel room and it's dark as shit He doesn't turn a light and the whisper stuff. It was a sexy voice. He was he goes. I like that the conversation Yeah, it's like he's coming out. Yeah, like it felt like that a little bit like they said it's a little wild That's exactly what it was. Let's give it a try. Yeah, he was coming out. He's getting rid of those walls He's letting you in this guy Someone told him facebook just means you're gay. Yeah, he was like, I'll do the video I'm gonna do the video. I'm gonna come out and I bet you they'll still come to the concert

And they still are. He has no clue It's the fucking cringiest thing I've ever seen but notice too. He's always talking about Wiping the walls away communicating getting closer to the fans because I think he knows that's what fans want So he's thinking from backwards. He's thinking from the outside in this one. You know what I mean You're right. It's calculated because he was like the the person who was like, this is what people are doing G. Yeah, you know, he was like, all right And he's like, I like that and so he did what he's like, maybe they'll like what I just did The ukraine one

You gotta see this Yeah, put your headphones off for this one. Buckle up because this one just has It's a it's a plea to to raise fundraising, but it has one moment where you're like Like why did you think and then why did you air this? Why didn't you do a take two, right? Okay, everybody gorth Brooks and Trisha year one and we're proud to say we stand with ukraine, especially the refugees There's a global initiative and of course Supplies and aid is already spread then and this is where you come in. We need your help. We need you to donate I mean, we always ask for love and prayers. Please keep doing that

We're also going to ask you dig in your pockets be part of the greatest global relief plan Mankind has ever seen everybody deserves dignity. Everybody deserves a roof over their head to feel safe You can be a part of that. Yeah, amen. So join us, won't you stand up for love Stand up for mankind Stand up for ukraine. Why did he laugh there? I I just can't get over is that his wife. Yeah. Yeah, wow Just a shocking resemblance to Shane gillis Like an absolute shocking resemblance

I can't I honestly I tuned out the whole thing I tuned out because Everything going on here. So is that a capper Nick hat? Definitely not that's what that would be that would be shocking but seven is cap's number, right? I think you're right Um, for sure. That's like how many fucking Notre Dame stadiums. He sold or something. I don't know what it is Okay. Oh, that's something to do with like him and I'm sure. Um I mean, but there's a little laugh at the end He goes stand up stand up for humanity I'm gonna stand up for ukraine and like what the fuck just happened there. Oh, he's out of it, huh?

Yeah, he just doesn't know what's happening there. He's disconnected guys I'm telling you and also when he does this politician thing the greatest humanitarian effort That's what that's what obama was doing chain. We're gonna make change. It's the same politician He's mimicking what people act like and there's nothing spontaneous. You know what maybe It's creepy. Go ahead. You know how like you can't stop watching the the show love on the spectrum You can't you stop observing them and they're just fun to just watch because you never know It's gonna happen and like you know, it's gonna be like pure honesty like and you know, like Like even the people who are good reality stars. Yeah, they require a little

They require a little like lack of self-awareness. Yeah Do you know what I'm talking about? That's what I have. Yeah Well, you might be good at reality. I was on road rolls back in the 90s. Wait, really? What season? Season six, Australia might With whom? Um, piggy Chadwick the guy who got like the burns or whatever. He got like cuts in his arm. He like Um, he had a tiger tattoo over his heart because this girl broke his heart um, suzie meister and Well, we were like really young. It's a million years ago. I'm trying to remember the cast

But you know, the people who are really good are the ones that like don't yeah, they're psychos But they're like they have to be kind of funny, but they can't really be aware about how embarrassing they are And that's why you can't look away because you're like, oh my god You're gonna cause a problem in this situation and not give a flying fuck. That's why it's so good like jersey shore was It was amazing. Yeah, that that show was fucking incredible Like people people like it's a joke now like snooki was like a punch line for a while, but like it was Appointment television. It really was yeah, you didn't I mean if you missed it, you're like we got us like yeah I want to see these because they felt like

caricatures there's cartoons. Yeah, I have to tell you a lot of celebrities come to the comedy store and the night Polly D showed up was the greatest night of my life. Why don't care about the big ones, you know, jenniferant Who cares? Yeah, it was Polly D. Like just he was backstage and I was like Why is this like normal to me like I have retard Yeah Hey, so did you grow up in the city? Yeah, you did so you're a new york kid and you you love hip-hop, right? Yeah, you grew up with that. Yeah, so they they suggested this and I think it's a good idea Okay, I used to play this game with a lot of guests. Okay called

No, you're not let's go. Let's go because you're a hip-hop head. I am but this isn't a hip-hop game Okay, it's just uh, it's really gonna make me say a word. We shouldn't It seems like we're going in that direction. It's about having a tuned ear is what it's about. Ah, so you have to put those on again I'm sorry, um, but the game is called tuned ear spells er The game and who is called tom or black and what it is it's an audio clip And then you just tell me if it's me or a black guy or a black. I talk. Yeah, got you. That's it And these they're just short clips. You can play them. You can ask for repeats. Yep And then it's just you know, you just and if I guess the actual black guy what happens there

So wait, we'll just we'll go in order. Okay, and then um, when we're done with it, we'll just reveal the answers Yep, yeah, um, and if you actually know the black guy's name, that'd be great That's a bonus point We'll give you two points if you can name the black if I can name the black person 100 got it ready go here We go. I got this. This is the easiest thing I've ever done. All right. Here we go. Here we go Okay, first of all, I know the exact video it's from country-ass town pollen

right And that's the reporter the black reporter. No, that's you I'm not saying who it is. I'm just saying that I know what video you think this is and this is not that Is that right? Let me hear it one more time. Fuck with my ass, man Such a great Fucking with my ass, man. I'm gonna say black guy. Okay. Yeah. Okay. All right. Uh, moving on I thought I had that one. Did you mark that? Thank you. Yeah Do they have black people in love on the spectrum?

Is there a black guy on that show? Are black guys autistic? Wow, that's a really good question. Are Asians autistic? I didn't know that there was no, I'll be honest with you I didn't know that they had um Fucking down syndrome in other countries I know you don't really see me I'm being I'm not Because like I you know, you've never like you've never been in venice and you see one on like a bridge or something like that Like but I think it might be an american

Right. Well, I remember the first time I saw an asian person You thought that it was I was just like Oh, right. Like you're the first asian person. I've seen I always saw white kids like in Because you grew up in in ohio in ohio and mini app. Like you just see white kids You know that school or not at school, but the grocery store grew up in judo or titty. So there must be a lot of I thought it was only jews. I asked my dad when I was young. I swear to god I asked my dad when I was in kindergarten. I said, why aren't we not jewish? And and my dad was like, well, you're schultz though. You're not which is even more confusing. Imagine. Yeah, everybody thinks i'm jewish

I think you're jewish. Most people thought I was yeah, I'm not As far as I know, right? They you know, so it is schultz not It's technically german Or russian actually, okay, okay, but there's some people in the family that are like so you're connected, you know My you know, it wasn't great to be jewish at certain times. So they might have switched it up. Oh, right Yeah, same thing. So who knows but um But yeah with the fucking down syndrome thing. I've never seen one abroad. Yeah I thought about that. Well, maybe you have to spend more time in other countries. Like I've lived

I I lived abroad. I used to live in spain. I'd never saw a single one Wow, do you think they have have abortions more readily? Maybe when they know it's going to be a cousin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah What city did you live in? Huh? What city, uh, barcelona. Oh nice. Yeah. Yeah, I believe it's barcelona isn't it? Well, well, well If you're a true catalan, yeah, it's barcelona. Oh, wow. I did not know that. They got their own language They got their own. But you're right barcelona. That's what that's what the spanish is saying. Yeah, I got rid of that less quick Yeah If you come back here. Yeah, you can't do that shit. Um, okay. What would I say who that was? I think that's you

Hold on Number three. Here we go. Yep. They won't play the we day say one more time. Give me that one time Yep, one more time one second They won't play the we day Sean King That's Sean King 100% Okay, next one That's you

Well, you didn't even hesitate. I like the immediate answers. Was there that's when you somebody has a good year Not you I don't even think that's a black guy. I think that is a hundred percent chinese person Wow, play that one more time. You think we're gonna trick you That is a city a city in china 100% Okay Those guys are having fun. Let me hear that one again. I

I can't imagine you giving that much effort and In anything so i'm gonna say a black guy I just can't imagine you I left a wallet there you Cry came through you even if it's not you it's funny if it's you Don't compliment that bitch me All right, you did pretty well. Okay, what do we got? All right, so

This first one That you thought was the reporter. Yeah, there's really a homeless guy Laying on his back and he's saying fuck me and my ass man to an imaginary person fire. Yeah He's getting it's homeless man gets raped by gay ghost. You did say black So i was right your points 100% good job. I knew I knew it was authentic. I knew uh this one God damn it. You said me. It was actually a black guy who just finished having an orgasm and a porn I don't know if that's true, dude. Yeah, I think you might be off on that one and it was his he actually says it in multiple It's like his uh, it's his call sign. He always goes god

Yeah, oh that sounded freakishly familiar That's not me. I swear uh the next one. Oh you said you named shan king Yeah, and that's me. I wasn't really which is a shan king is what? uh activist a Caucasian male I'm right with shan king. Okay. I need points for that one

You guys got to get shan king on the show. Oh, man. That'd be great. I don't know if he would come on this show. Um You said that was me. Yep, and that was The next one. What were you even saying there? You need to come to the party and then they've distorted it No, there was no distortion. That's you actually can get that high. Well, I think I can't now I recorded it a few years ago. It was something like The next one was That one is close my dude. You think that better not be you Just lie. Whatever you do right now lie. Yeah, you said that was a city

Yes, yes city and that is a black guy Um, you got that right you got that right That right man, you got I think you only got one wrong so far. Wow Good ear. Yeah, you said New York City. Yeah. This would never be my effort. That's not so true That's unc shiny. No way right. He does other things like I'm coming to get that booty Fire That's fire This is what that homeless guy was thinking about. Yeah, it is. Um, this one you said I left a wallet there

You said that was me. Yep. Yeah, and that was me doing a prank phone call. That was good. Yeah, that was good That was a pretty good one, right? Yeah. Yeah, and there's a whole phone call where I'm talking to Uh, a barbershop can I tell you what we gave it away? Yeah Someone who left their wallet would never call it a wallet. Oh Yeah You're right. I left a wallet there. I left my wallet Shit, you're right. All these years literally we've had the only person that's ever said that for a decade Yeah, and by the way first person put that out. I want to say something many many black people have gotten that wrong

That's true. What can I say fooled many black? Um, then this next one he came through you said me Correct. Yeah, and then this last one Don't compliment that bitch. You said it was you. Yep Correct. You got all but one all but one Wow What was the one I got wrong? You got uh, you got the

Sean king. No You got two wrong or one wrong? I might have got two This one Zullos has two Yeah, I think the second and third. Oh the second and third. You're right, uh Sorry, you got this wrong. You got you got you got god damn it wrong. God damn. Oh, yeah Yeah, that was good. And you're right. So you got two wrong. You got two wrong But are you good? You're good with the accents and stuff. I think I'm worse now because I haven't been practicing as much Yeah, there was a time on this podcast where he was known as the master of accents. Yeah, he could replicate anything really

Yeah, but you you know, you have to work the muscle, man. Yeah, I haven't been doing it as much That's true. Tom. Listen, don't be defensive. My confidence is shocked. No No, that was fun. Um, all right That was so fucking great. Thank you for the indulgence Um, I want to point out again that people Have an opportunity right now. How long do they get to stream it for? Forever forever. Yeah, nice. So once they What is it? Yeah, they'll have like uh, they have like a two week window to to buy it and we might extend that after talking to you

Yeah, but like once they get them, we'll also send them a link and they can just keep it in perpetuity Oh, that's because if they're gonna buy it, they deserve to That's a good. That's a good move. And I also gotta say you guys were a huge inspiration for this because I saw you guys doing that Over the pandemic you guys were doing the live shows. Yes, and I remember after I filmed this special I met you guys for the first time at the Paramount. That's right. Yeah So we were filming that day before and then somebody was like, yeah Uh, Tom and Christina are actually in the Paramount right now go say hi and I was like, I would like to meet them And I came and I saw you guys and and yeah, I just saw you guys blow that live thing up

And it really like I know Louie has also sold his thing very yeah, but I never knew how it did And so it was like For me, it was obviously inspirational to do that, you know all credit to him for that But like when I saw you guys doing it and people saying how successful they were I was like, oh people have an appetite for this. They'll want to do this even after you can still go outside They still want to take part of this experience. I know my my boy style bender was watching them You know is oh, yeah, he loves them. He was posting them So I was like, oh, this is the thing that people if you have a fucking built-in community

You have people to support you. Yep. They want to do it. So Um, thank you guys very much. No, thank you. It would not happen if you guys did not do that No, Andrew, we love you and and we appreciate what you're doing in our audience appreciates you too Yeah, and I think actually this is already, you know, like I said been going for a minute for you now This is a few days after it is but I think this is going to be a wildly successful venture for you Thank you. I appreciate all the advice, you know, I was calling you and you were you were giving me a lot of good advice About this process. So I appreciate that 100% anytime So go to the andrewscholtz.com. There's no tea. A lot of you are misspelling it. That would be jewy, right?

That would probably be jewy. Yeah. Yeah. So Jew it down drop the tea and Andrew Schultz infamous it's available now at theandrewscholtz.com. Don't forget to check out his podcast flagrant That you do is it weekly? It is. Yeah. Yeah, we do a couple of week you and um, how do I say his name? Akash Akash, yeah, and um, yeah, that looks like a fun hang. I gotta do that. You got to do that I wanted you on when you were in new york. I know you were ramped We'll do it again. Uh, thank you for coming. Thank you. Thank you guys. Thank you. See you guys next time. It's awesome. Hey mommy What's up everyone? Dark dark dark

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