Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Big Ryan Energy w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 818

Episode Date: July 9, 2025

SPONSORS: - Order on DoorDash and save big during Summer of DashPass. Sign up today! DashPass benefits apply only to eligible orders. Terms apply. This week on Your Mom’s House, we've got a real throwback episode as Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by the always hilarious Ryan Sickler! Before sickle cell slides into the Mommy Dome, Tom and CP kick things off with a wild opening clip featuring a vulgar homeless man in a McDonald’s, discuss Love Island’s dumbest contestant, and CP raises her art price. They also break down zodiac signs, death row meals, Jeff Bezos's wedding, Oprah's lesbian love life, and why chicks might just be a little dumb sometimes. Ryan Sickler joins the fun and the trio covers everything from a defecating police chief and the chocolate booty obsessed guy also named Ryan to horrible or hilarious fails—including a bull attack, a shit flood, and one extremely unfortunate motorcycle. Ryan shares a killer story about a guy named “Joey Uno” and relives his worst high school nickname. CP gets roasted for looking like the Hamburglar, and Sickler drops a disgusting, classic YMH-worthy dump tale. Oh—and there’s a deep dive into feeding your meow with fruit, plane meltdowns, Will Smith’s weirdness, and roleplay gone very wrong. It’s a banger. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 818 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:06:09 - Opening Clip: I Get My D Sucked 00:08:51 - Love Island UK Dummies 00:19:16 - Jeff Bezos Wedding + Oprah's Lesbian Relationship 00:25:30 - What's Your Sign? 00:33:04 - Ryan Sickler 00:36:26 - Hostile Work Environment 00:42:31 - Big Ryan Energy 00:52:59 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:02:27 - Sweet & Sour Broads 01:08:41 - Will Smith 01:15:40 - Holding Space For Bad Thoughts 01:21:42 - Closing Song - "2 Catches (Obviously)" by Odd-Track Numbers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Black and indigenous people of color. Gypsies. Are valued. She does leave out so many groups. She hit a lot of groups, though. But it's not really inclusive. What's that called? Do you know what we have it as?

That video? Black and indigenous people of color. Creoles, gypsies. I don't think she says gypsies. Pakistanis, Sri Lankans, Sunnis, Turks and Kurds and Shiites. Yeah, she names a lot of groups. She does, very obscure. She includes everybody.

Yeah. I mean. Evaluate your opinions. Yeah, I mean Yeah, yeah, she's great she's great and like those groups don't want her as their spokesperson This is what she would do. You told her like shut the fuck up. She's like Mmm. There she is. Thank you for your feedback. Yeah black and indigenous people of color. Thank you.

Lesbian, gay, bi, transgender, queer. Lesbian, gay, bi, transgender, queer. Asian, American, Pacific Islander. Asian, American, Pacific Islander. Latino, Hispanic, Rom, Romanian, Creole, Latino, Hispanic, Romanian, Creole, we all have a place in this world. Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! We all have a place in this world. Any, when you hear this song, is this like a good way to start your day? I feel very represented. You do?

You feel seen? I feel seen, I feel heard, I feel felt. You do? Wow. Do you think, how did she go from? You think she'd be a good hang, like if you were to meet her? Oh God, I mean, I'm down.

We should bring her, we should bring her on the show. That would be amazing. That would be amazing. Cause I think about this song so much. I forget when we first saw it, it was a while ago, but every once in a while I'm driving around and I'll see a black or indigenous person of color, or a lesbian or a Romani or a Hispanic or a Latino

or a Pacific Islander. And I'll think about this song and I'll be like, God, they must feel so connected. But how does Creole make the cut? Stop. You know what I think the Creole was? I feel like she ran out. Is that right?

And she just like Googled like, what else is there? What else is there? I need one more. Cause I didn't realize Creole was a really outsider group. She's so sincere. You know what I mean? Is it that big? No, it's not that big.

There's two Creoles. There's not a lot of Creoles. There's more than two. In the state of Louisiana, there's Creoles. Other than that, it's a very niche group. They're not like, how come no one's talking about us? Yeah, that's true. Yeah, nobody cares.

I know. I mean, as far as I know. That little woman too, also, if I said something, she would go, shut up, nobody cares. I know. I mean, as far as I know. That little woman too, also, if I said something, she would go, shut up, white man. I'd go, okay. She wouldn't even step foot in our building if we invited her to this, and then she Googles, you and me, we're enemy number one.

And then I would go, I'm half-prove you. She'd be like, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, you present white. Do you think she's straight? Is that, like I'm trying to, what I'm saying is, I don't care what her identity is, but like what's the key to her heart? Like how much bullshit do you have to spit as a man

to get inside of those? You gotta be down with this kind of bullshit. Patchouli panties. Yeah. You gotta feel as bad about existing as she does. And then she'd be like, cool. Yeah, I like you. You'd be like, I'm sorry I was born too.

And she was like, great. I know, she's so full of white guilt. Yeah. It's so much. It's a lot. It's so, hey, I get it. You and I should be writing songs. Well, maybe we reach out guys, maybe we reach out and we see if we can make something happen. Black on a...

I would love to hear, uh, like, a live version of it, you know? Wha... Like, if she would come in and perform it live. Hold on. Do you think she would do the next YMH Live? And maybe be our musical guest? Maybe if we were willing to... Because I'm sure she wouldn't do it for money,

but if we were like, hey, we'll donate to whatever black Latino thing you want. Yeah, maybe that would be an exchange. To the Romani Creole population. To the don't burn the Romani anymore. And I'm bound to be the one in communication with this association. Oh!

There we go. That's a team player right there. Nailed it. I'm here for the the one in communication with this association. Oh! There we go. That's a team player right there. Nailed it. Nailed it. Nailed it. Maybe hit her with a, hey check this out, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? We would listen to your shit.

And she'd be like, I understand you're from a different culture than me and I would love to be there for you and I know you know it's however you speak to me is it was it any sorry and also too if she wants to like be in the mix like I look she lives somewhere probably like Minneapolis by the way she gives you any pushback if she's like now I'll be like yeah white bitch that's what I thought no, I'll be like, yeah, white bitch. That's what I thought. And then she'll be like, you're right.

You're right. You're right. I suck. I'm the worst. But like, look, you can tell she lives somewhere like Minneapolis or Manitoba. Maybe. There's no people of color anywhere near where she was. Well, that's why she's feeling so bad.

She's isolated with the whites. That's right. So maybe if she moved to an area where she could be amongst all these different people, she wouldn't feel so bad. I know she's isolated with the whites. That's right. So maybe if she moved to an area where she could be amongst all these different people, she wouldn't feel so guilty. She separates herself. So she's actually the problem. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I do know what you're saying. I do know what you mean. Yeah. I don't know what you're saying. And I don't know what you mean. Well, let's give a little opener here. ready you got it let's get going here here we go No Reminds us So this is a pretty cool video. It's a film inside of McDonald's. And what's happening, if you're listening, is there's a potential art model for nude sketches.

It's on speakerphone. He's like, I don't jack off, I get my dick sucked. And a lady goes, sir, you cannot talk like that. And the best, you don't usually see this, he goes, you're right, you're right. And he's like, he's shapes up. He's like, yeah, that's okay, I you don't usually see this he goes you right you right and he like he's shapes up yeah he's like yeah that's okay I'll get out of here usually you're like back like back or like fuck you bitch you know like you usually hear confrontation back and he's like very polite

I'm sorry. Let me get out of here. He knows. He knows. It's like sometimes when you're a toddler, you know they're caught right handed. Mea culpa. I'm done here. I'm sorry. I shouldn't be talking about my dick and McDonald's.

He knew. He knew. But sometimes you don't get that all the time. No you don't. They don't take accountability for my dick in McDonald's. Yeah. He knew. He knew. He knew. But sometimes you don't get that all the time. No, you don't. They don't take accountability for their actions, the homeless. Who's they?

Oh, the homeless. Yeah, crazy people, baby. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, listen, I'm team crazy person too, but we will find out the results later. This is though, I have been so stoked about this one. This might be one of my favorite things

that I've seen in a long time. Go ahead. Essex is a continent. No. No, it's a county. A what, a country? A county. What's the difference between a county and a country?

Country is like England. Yeah. So Wales is in Cardiff. Cardiff's the capital of Wales. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah, so I'm from Liverpool. So I live in a country No, Liverpool's a city a city. Yeah If you go on a plane and go to another place, that's still United Kingdom. It depends where So Spain That's Europe, but it's still in the United

still in the United States. No! No, it's incredible. Isn't that amazing? I could listen to her talk all day. You know what the best part, like one of the things that stands out to me, how gentle they are with her. I know, like a child.

Yeah. Like explaining it to your six year old. She was like, so, Liverpool. Liverpool. That's a country, and they're like, no, that's a city. The one you've lived in forever, but they're like nice about it. I know.

Like, oh no, that's not, Spain's in Europe, but it's not the same country. I know. Yeah. That's exactly how, I mean, I would say it with the same gentle way to our children. Kids. We're like, oh yeah, this is, no, you know, New York is another city. Yeah. This is how you explain it to children. But she's so attractive. That's why she's gotten away with it.

I think so. That's why, that's also why they're nice. Because she's so attractive. That that's why she's gotten away with it. I think so. That's also why they're nice. Because she was like a big old fucking pig. Then they'd be like, you fucking stupid. You don't know the difference. Fucking fatso. But then they're like, oh, you're pretty. Yeah.

It's called pretty privilege, Tom. It's just another city. You live in another city. Yeah, live a pew. And if these were men, they would just be like so nice to her. Oh, the men would be. I'm saying if it was a man that was that stupid and it was a group of dudes. Oh, no.

You guys would be like, what are you fucking idiot retarded? Yeah, no. You stupid prick. Guys would be brutal. Ruthless. Well, that's different. I guess hot chicks, I think because a lot of hot, hold on, hold on. A lot of hot chicks are stupid.

So this is just a camaraderie thing. They're like, yeah, I could be that stupid too. I could be that, yeah, I'm hot, so I'm almost just done. Exactly, yeah. Yeah. All these hotties are working together to be like, it's okay. It's okay to be stupid, sweetie, you're hot.

Yeah, we have to support each other. Women supporting women. Now, if it was a really cute guy, let's say it was a really cute guy, and he were stupid, they'd be nice to him. Yes. Because they'd be like, oh, was a really cute guy, let's say it was a really cute guy, and he were stupid, they'd be nice to him. Yes. Because they'd be like, oh, he's really cute.

Of course. But if he was not attractive. Forget it. They'd be like, what? No, if he were a dog. You really not know this? So they would talk to him. You don't fucking know that?

That's what they would say to him. I know. Isn't that wild? You think Liverpool's another country? Are you fucking moron? You stupid them. I know, isn't that wild? You think Liverpool's another country? Are you fucking moron? You stupid fuck, I know. Liverpool, I stand in the United Kingdom, so I've got to Spain. If I go to Spain!

Let's play it again. I like to hear it. Is it? I'm talking. The same county? Was she fucking... Essex? Essex?

Is it continent? Is it continent? No. No. It's a county. It's a county. A country? A county. What's the difference between a county in a country? Can't show country is like England. Yeah, so Wales is in Cardiff Not just the capital of Wales. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so I'm from Liverpool So I live in a country Liverpool's a city a city

Yeah, come on if you go on a plane and go to another place that's still United Kingdom depends where? So so nice to her. Yeah, that's Europe another place that's still United Kingdom. It depends where. Where do you want to go? They're so nice to her. Yeah. That's Europe. But it's still in the United Kingdom. No. Damn not. But the black chick was starting to go, that's Europe.

Yeah. Dummy. She was getting a little like. A little bit. Now here's the thing. Having seen so many clips and videos, you know, over so many years, she could be putting people on. Like, we're not seeing enough video. Like she's either really smart and funny in doing this

or just dumber than a box of sand. Like she's one of the two. But she's from Essex and that is known to be like, you know, like the dummies are from like, the cultural, whatever, the chabs are from Essex. They're supposed to be like this. There's a lot of girls that are like this, right? Like the cultural whatever.

They're like Valley girls, right? So here's what we know about this actual clip. Oh, it says viewers of the show believe she is secretly smart because it was later revealed she studied at Liverpool Hope University. Okay, so she can't be that stupid. And she was later invited on Good Morning Britain and Piers Morgan grilled her. Oh.

So I don't know, I'm sure there's more out there. I think we should try to find it. This is a clip went viral and played on the news. This woman has a son. She now has over 700,000 followers on TikTok. Yeah, I wonder if this is genuine or not. Cause it's either like, it's very well executed on her part and like I really respect it if she did it

or if she's really this dumb. Yeah. Cause she's also, she's not 17, right? Like, you know, like she's in her 20s, right? Like late 20s. She's super cute, yeah. But I'm saying like, she's not a child. No, she should know these things.

It's adorable though. It's a good clip. It's fucking entertaining. See if you can find something else if you can. First of all, I just like to take a little break. Buy my lipstick, christinap.com. Also, a few things, some of you maybe missed last week's episode, I'm wearing these glasses and hat because I had a little cosmetic

surgery and still bruised, still bruised. But also my artwork, yeah, we increased the price to 20,000. Yes, fuck around and find out it's not 20,000 and you can find it on store.ymhstudios.com. Correct. Yeah. It has not sold yet. We'll see if it moves. We'll just see if it moves and we'll just go from there.

But, you know, apropos the title, because you guys haven't bought it yet, you've fucked around and now you're gonna find out. I am raising the price to 30,000 US dollars. And now we're gonna sell it. I believe that to increase the price is the way to go. Not decrease. I know my value, Tom. Know your value.

Know what you're worth. I do self care. I meditate. I watch, I eat fruit for my vagina. I do all the things. You fruitify your pussy. Yeah, yeah, very cool. The scariest part of summer isn't the sunburn,

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It would be, you've got a slight problem perhaps with geography. Yeah, that wasn't the brightest tool in the box in geography. Yeah. Were you the brightest tool in the box in anything? Yeah, stuff that I have interesting, yeah. What are you good at? What would you say is your intellectual powerhouse? Powerhouse? Yeah. Erm... Anything for geography and Brexit.

Give me something. English. English? Yeah. You like English? Yeah. Can you speak English? I'm speaking English. LAUGHTER So rude. I don't think you have to defend yourself, Hayley. Exactly. Thank you. The point of Love Island is not about how good you are at geography. You go on. What is the point of Love Island? I'll be honest. Exactly, thank you. The point of Love Island is not about how good you are at geography. What is the point of Love Island?

I'll be honest with the three of you, right? Well, she's about to tell you if you let her speak. I just don't get the point of this. It seems to me like we put the dimmest people in Britain to one layer. So rude, isn't it? And you all just try and have sex with each other. Am I wrong? Yeah, it's brilliant.

Definitely wrong. Really? There's a doctor in there, a solicitor, a nuclear engineer. A nuclear engineer? Yeah, Wes. That's Wes. What? Yeah a solicitor, a nuclear engineer. A nuclear engineer? Yes, Wes. What? If you watched, you'd realise. A 20-year-old nuclear engineer?

We sold you a part, mate. There are no 20-year-old nuclear engineers. He's also a government policy adviser. Charlie, I know that you go socialising with my eldest son, Spencer, who, to my horror, loves Love Island, and he vouches for you and says, actually, you're a relatively normal bloke So my question is what are you doing in there? Just having a bit of fun, you know

So Haley explain to me right what the point of this is Love Island You go into fan love and obviously you don't go into sit a politics exam Okay, all right, I think you've seen enough. Here's the thing. I don't think she was doing a bit. I don't think she's doing a bit. Yeah. Confirmed. Yeah, she's as dumb as that is. That's pretty amazing. As that is, yeah.

Now I wanna meet her. I know. I know, should we have her on our show and give her? I would love to. Should we make her do geography lessons? Well, it's just like, I wanna dig deeper. I mean, this is pretty fascinating. Why don't we put her against Emma, our CEO?

Wow. In like a geography championship quiz thing? Yeah. Or something like that. That's a pretty good idea. Yeah, that's fascinating. That's amazing. Learning about a county versus a country versus a city.

I know, but now I wanna see a show where they educate this girl. Yeah. And they just quiz her on different things. I could watch that all day. That's so good. With that accent. I know she's like actually What is a mammal? I can't even do little you yeah a mammal Yeah, she said she was she liked English, but I wonder if she would know like what's a noun

Negative sir. I don't think so. I don't think so verb hold on this university She went to is this one of those online universities. I don't know you know people can get PhDs online now I know it's very misleading. I don't think she went to, is this one of those online universities? I don't know. You know people can get PhDs online now and shit? I know, it's very misleading. I don't think she went to a real school. Like I'm a... There's where she went. Liverpool Hope University. Like, is that a real place?

It looks like it. Yeah. Well, anyway, she's pretty and that's all that matters. That is really all that's gonna matter in her life. I know, who fucking cares? She's gotta just set herself up for the next 10 years, because that's why she's, well, she's the prettiest. 100%, like Jeff Bezos' new wife,

she's just a professional millionaire dater. That's what that lady did. There are just women who like bang rich dudes, and like, okay, that's your life, then go fucking do that. Go do it, man, enjoy it. But can I tell you what I thought was kind of gross with their wedding?

First of all, it costs like $40 million, which is, I think, a little excessive. But for me, you're exchanging marital vows, which is a real thing. But the guest list is just A-list celebrities. It's like Oprah Winfrey, the Kardashian. It's like Leonardo DiCaprio. You're really friends's like Leonardo DiCaprio. Like, you're really friends with these people? You mean to tell me like you're really good friends?

You're close enough with Leonardo and Oprah that you want them to witness marital vows? I mean, I just think it's creepy to use your wedding as a social event. Yeah, like what? Why not just throw a gala or something? I know, there's Leo. And if you wanna meet these people, it's fine. Well, he's friends with not just throw a gala or something? I know.

And if you wanna meet these people, it's fine. Well, he's friends with Leo. They are friends. Is he really? No. Jeff Bezos. They're friends. Kicks it with Leo.

Yeah. Wow. They're friends. Oh, they're Sydney Sweet Tits. Sydney Sweet Tits. Ugly face, Big Tits. I don't know who that is. Who am I looking at?

Brooks Nader and Ellie Golden. Don't know. No clue? Don't want to know. I know. It seems insufferable. Yeah. But could you imagine?

It's molto gay what they did. Yeah. Just how boring. Yeah. Oh, there's Trump and Kushner there. Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah. It's just big shots, man. This is Trump and Kushner there. Oh, right, yeah. It's just big shots, man. That's how big shots do it.

Who's this? I'll never get it. Sam Altman and Carly Claus. Carly Claus, is that, is she an athlete or a model? I don't know, it sounds. Who do we invite, what celebrities do we invite to our wedding? The cool guys?

Yeah, there's Opes and Gayle. And her girlfriend. Her gay wife. Yep. I mean, don't you think Oprah could just come out now and be like, I'm a big lesbian. Yeah, of course. Gayle and I have been eating each other's boxes

for 40 years. For decades, yeah. The Stedman guy. We've been fruitifying our pussies forever, yeah. I mean, during went, during COVID, I'll never forget, Oprah moved Gayle onto her property in Montecito. And like, Gayle lived in a house on her property.

Like, what? If Gayle's a grown woman too with her own life, they've gotta be bonding each other. You think so? To be that enmeshed. Like, Shawna might be FF. Yeah. You would do that too, though. She's not staying on my property. But you would do to be that enmeshed like Shawna might be ff yeah You would do that too though. She's not staying on my prize You would do that if that were a thing do what if there was like, you know, if she needed my help

Yeah, you'd be like move in here. Yeah, but Gail doesn't need her help Gail has her own money her own life her own kids Maybe it's a little weird Yeah, she never married Stedman Mm-hmm. That's a little weird, no? He's just like, one more year, just keep this shit going. I'm sure at the end of every year, he's like, one more spin around the sun. Shit.

Let's do it again. I get my allowance. Shit is nice. Could you imagine? Yeah. Oh my God. And the dogs. What do you think she breaks him off?

Like what do you think? What do you think she breaks him off? Like what do you think she breaks him off? Oh, to play the role of my boyfriend? He's gotta have like a monthly stipend, right? Well, they've been doing the charade for what, 25 years? Forever, but he also doesn't work as much. I mean, he had his own career, he made money. He's gotta be like, hey bitch, like, you know.

Bitch, you think he calls Oprah, anybody calls Oprah Winfrey a bitch? Yeah, I think he's like hey bitch check this out You're so stupid No, like look I'm fucking you for how long right now, right? No And she's like, all right. All right, you think and she has no idea what normal is anymore She's like she's like I'm not gonna I'm not a sucker. You're not gonna get me I am NOT gonna give you more than $2 million a month.

And he's like, ugh, okay, I'll try to make it on that. For sure. I would guess, they've been together for a minute. He's got his own money. He does, yeah. But he's got to play the charade so that she can, you know, rug munch with Gail. This is a long time they've been fucking around.

I think Hush Money, 10 million a year. You think so? Yeah, to sign the NDA and We're just not getting married. It's just not in our We're just good friends Like come on also you're getting to the age where you actually You want to have a spouse just so that like somebody can come in the room like you know, I mean for the medical shit So you're dead. Yeah, somebody find your body actually be there

Is that what you think it is? Six seven? Yeah, he should date the basketball player in the goth. Yeah, that'd be really in there. She would like him too. Yeah Lesbian basketball player. Yeah, she'd be like oh Stedman. Yeah I mean, he doesn't seem like a lot of hot sex, does he? I mean, he's 74 now. Wait, I'm saying back in the day, even. I'm sure he threw that dick around, yeah. Look at him back then.

Look at him back then, yeah, he was having that, dude. So was she. They're both cute. No, she's in love with Gail, big time. You think so? Because I'll tell you, when she talks, I've seen interviews where she's like, Gail King, imagine a friend who is your biggest supporter,

your best friend, she's my mother, my daughter, my sister, my lover, I mean she is like, oh my God. You think she's part of the Eat A Booty gang though? Of course. Yeah? Of course they're in the Eat A Booty gang. Who isn't in the Eat A Bo gang though? Do you think? Of course. Yeah? Of course they're in the Eta booty gang. Who isn't in the Eta booty gang these days? A lot of people are not in the Eta booty gang, yeah.

I found out so many of my friends have never done that. It was so baffling to me. So many. That's because you're mentally ill. We've discussed this before. If you think you're the normal one, and that's why you're even crazier than me, you think you're okay and everyone else is fucked around you? You think you're the normal one and that's why you're even crazier than me You think you're okay and everyone else is fucked up. You're fucking okay

That's called a personality disorder Sure, I'm neurotic cuz I think I'm the problem. Yeah, but your Personality is or because you think everyone else is get out of here Get out of here What did I eat yesterday pasta we're gonna Tony It's a cool relationship You don't like that I Can I tell you why what it's What? It's a little fabricated.

Oh, a little? It didn't feel authentic to me. Real married couples, they go, I know what you had. You had the salad from Mendocino Farms. It was very performative. With the extra soyrizo chips on there. Oh, you had the ranch dressing.

Cause I can tell my baby's digestion, your farts and your toots and shits and stuff. Can you tell what I, no, you're not as dialed into me. I'm dialed into you. Because I'm the woman, I'm a lady, I'm a mother. You have toddlers. You don't even know what my middle name is. What's my middle name?

Whatever. Edith. Where was I born? It's not, I Edith. Where was I born? It's not. I changed it. Yeah. Where was I born? Windsor, Ontario, Canada.

Thank you. What's my sign? Your sign? My astrological sign. Oh, who gives a shit? You don't know! I don't care. You don't know?

I don't care. You don't fucking know. I'm not a fucking broad. I don't care about that shit't fucking know. I'm not a fucking broad. I don't care about that shit. You were born in June. I'll give you $100 if you can tell me my astrological sign. I don't know what any of those are. I don't even know.

I don't know. You don't know your wife's astrological sign? No, she's a Taurus. Final answer? No, I don't care. I want you to tell me. I don't know what they are. You do know what they are. Josh bring up the signs. Oh

Boy, I'm guess don't say what month they're correlated to Because so we you know tricky tricky What school do you know what school your sons go to? Yeah, I know what schools they go to what's my name? Okay, you are a fucking That's my name. Okay, you are a fucking... You're either a Taurus, Gemini, Virgo, Libra, or Scorpio, I think, or Capricorn, or Aquarius. Which one is it? Butslop.

Pick one. I just did. No. You're Taurus. You're Libra. You're a Capricorn. You're a Chasiterius. A Chasiterius? I'm a Chasiterius. You're a Chra, you're a Capricorn, you're a Chasitarious.

Well, you're Pisces. Chasitarious? You're Chasitarious. You're Pisces. What are you? Guess. I just, I don't know. Butthole, just guess one, so I can tell you if you're right or not. Okay, you're Libra.

Final answer? Sure. Libra. I don't know, I just said 10 times. Josh, go ahead and tell them what month a Libra corresponds to. October. So you're not a Libra. So what are you?

Can I also tell you this though before you tell me? Can I just please tell you this? Can I talk to you for a second? Yeah, can I? Can I tell you this? And I mean this with all sincerity. And I mean all sincerity. All sincerity.

I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. No, no. I just don't care. Yeah, I know you don't care. That's why you're a bigger sociopath than me. Gemini.

I said that one. I fucking said that. Out of all the 12. Yeah, I said it. In all the 12, you were like Pisces, Aries, Libras, Scorpios. I already guessed it. Geminis. Yeah.

Did he guess Gemini first? No. Yeah, it was first. Lies. If you played the tape back, I said Gemini, and then you were like, is that your final, and I moved on. Oh my God.

So I had it right. You're such a lying face. God's gonna punish you so hard. God's gonna punish you. You know what I hope? I hope that surfer finds you and shaves the other fucking side of your dumb beard. That's so fucking rude.

What am I? Aries. How do you know? Because I looked it up when we started dating, dipshit. Because that's what girls do. They look you up and they go, oh my God, he's in the seventh ascendance of the thing. So are you putting together why I didn't do it?

Because I'm not a fucking chick. And chicks are dumb. Okay? Dumb broad. Yeah. Yeah, but cheeseburger whistle, listen, hamburger slice, is that after just knowing somebody for 20 years, you've known me since I was 25, you never thought. Didn't care and still don't.

You never thought. By the way, I will forget that you are this and I don't. You never thought. By the way I will forget that you are this and I will do. I know you will. I will say something else. And this is your sociopathy. Now you're going to double down on it and go oh yeah well I'm still going to forget it. Yeah I am. I am. Okay. Aries Aries Aries Okay. All right. Can I give you a redeeming yourself question? Sure. She's a Libra. I got it.

Go ahead. Okay. Shut up. Okay. Death Row meal. What am I going to pick? Oh, shit. Your Death Row meal?

You can do this, Tom. Dig deep. You've known me since I was 25 years old. You can do this, Tom. I mean... There's a few. And I'm thinking about five things. It could be one of like five things. Well, I definitely think you would do Korean at some point in your death row. Okay. I think you would do kimchi and kalbi. Sure. I think that would be a part of it. That's in the foreign category, but let's go day to day.

I could make this at home. I'm leading you a little bit here, for fuck's sake, man. You know I'm trailer trash, so fucking think about it. Well, what, you're gonna make mac and cheese and shake and bake? That's close. Yeah, it's pretty close, right? Yeah.

That's close. Yeah, it's pretty close, right? Yeah. I mean, you like to make soups all the time, poop soup. But you make it all the time, dude. Death Row, this is it, this is the end of my life. Yeah, okay. Oh my God, you know I like shitty spaghetti with cheap spaghetti. Yeah, with your fucking,

your cheap cheese, your Parmesan. Thank you! Shakey cheese. Yeah, but that's not. And ragu, I love that. That's not necessarily number one though, don't act like. It is in my heart. Or I would have accepted Stouffer's French bread pizza.

Get the fuck out of here. I love Stouffer's French bread. Over the Korean stuff? No, you would not. I do, in my heart, but I don't eat it as much because it's unhealthy, I'm not supposed to eat that stuff. Bro, you never have this. Don't act like. It's in the freezer now in Texas, on our children's eyes.

Right now, there's a Stouffer's French bread pizza. There's one, yes there is. I know exactly, I see it in my mind's eye. Fuck you. That is not on your death row list. It is, bro. Okay, then you're another person. I don't know you.

Ha ha ha. That's insane. Stou insane. Like you act like, oh, we always talk about Stouffer's and how much you love this shit. I do love it. I've talked about it. Okay, I'll give you one more thing. One more thing. My favorite band of all time.

Oh, that's easy. That's fucking easy, bro. It's Huey Lewis and the Moose. All right, fuck off. There's a guest here bro It's it's Huey Lewis and Thank you, thank you Guest bow house. What did I just bring you? You got me the bow house coasters. I really appreciate that Robert Smith Yeah, I know you got it Fucking gypsy stupid Aries. All right, let's uh, let's reset here. I'm, you got it. I appreciate that. Fucking gypsy. Stupid Aries. All right, let's reset here. Fucking retard. I'm fucking with a Libra, you know how it is.

All right, we'll take a little break. And we are back and we are joined by one of our all time favorites. He's the host of the Honeydew and the Way Back. You can see his current special Left Lefty Son, on YouTube. There's a new one coming out called Live and Alive. That's correct. And you can see him live if you get tickets at RyanSickler.com. It's Ryan Sickler, everybody.

Yay! Yeah. Thank you for having me back, guys. It's good to be here. It's been a minute. It's been a minute, dude. You look good. Thank you, man.

You're trimmed down. I'm trying to take after you. Yeah. You look, you trim down a lot. I needed to. I was'm trying to take after you. Yeah. You trimmed down a lot. I needed to. I was, you know, once I got on that scale and I was like, what's going on here? And then I went and did your bad thoughts. And I said, I looked down to try to see my big fake dick.

And I couldn't see it over my real big gut. And I was like, it's fucking time, bro. I got a hand right out there. That was it. So in a way... Yeah, that was... It really inspired me to lose. You're somebody that can say that big dick changed my life. It did. That big dick changed my life.

And my health. Yeah. It's awesome, bro. You look great. So you've been just eating healthier? Eating better. I'm not killing myself in any way to go, you know, but just making smarter decisions. But cardio has been the thing too that that I've, just since the injury, I couldn't, I was always in pain. So dropping the weights help and I'm out doing cardio now and that just also changes your mental perspective.

I love getting outside in the sun and just walking and getting some exercise. Yeah, it's good. It'll kill you right now. Can't do that, I'm a vampire. You're an enemy right now, yeah. You're down almost 30 pounds. Yeah. That's incredible. Without Ozempic or anything, that's, I'm not saying. You're an enemy right now, yeah. And you're down almost 30 pounds. Yeah. That's incredible.

Oh my God. Without Ozempic or anything, I'm not saying any people should, but even my doctor when I went to see him, he's like, you should definitely start losing some weight here. Just get that off your spine. And do you want to try Ozempic? And I was like, no, I haven't even begun to begin to take this seriously. If I genuinely take it seriously and I'm still a fat ass, then yeah, I'll come back and see you for a needle. But let me just really see if I genuinely take it seriously and I you know, I'm still a fat ass then yeah I'll come back see you for a needle, but let me just really see if I can and I'll be honest I'm surprised at 52 that if you just make some I mean they're not I'm not doing anything

Yeah, if you just do it and get in the groove and keep doing it. It still works the same. Yeah, it looks great You look great. Thank you, bro Well, I mean especially especially me right now right now look at this It still works the same. Nice. Yeah, it looks great. You look great, man. Thank you, bro. So do you guys. I'm so happy. Well, I mean, especially. Especially Christina right now. Look at this.

Yeah. I can't wait for you to see my eyebrows. Oh, there you go. Doesn't that feel nice? Oh, you look great. Now I see. Yeah. This is why I do it.

I got to cover up this pink eye I got out in your lobby out there from some shag pillow from 1968. That's terrible. What is that? I don't know. Are you sure? But your eye looks super irritated. Yeah it is. Just one of them.

When's the last time you had pink eye for real? Oh god as a kid. Shut up. That's because he has got a daughter. We have boys that have pink eyes. Oh you know what? I never did get pink eye. I was thinking about that. I do have a kid now. I never did get pink eye. Knock on wood. I don't want to jinx it.

We've avoided pink eye and we've also avoided lice. That's true. So far we've avoided lice. I've woken up with one of my son's assholes on my eye. And I've been like, well, I have to get something. That's red eye. No, he put his asshole on your face and farted yesterday. Yeah, that was cool. And it smelled bad. Yeah. you don't have to be that old for it to smell like an old man's fart. It's really interesting. Like comes out with that. I was like, huh, this smells like a 35 year old truck. Oh yeah. Yeah, it smells bad from the jump. It smells real bad. This is pretty cool. I found this. I don't know if you've seen this story yet. I've never seen anything remotely resembling something like this.

Officers in Bergen County say they're taking action against what they call a hostile work environment created by the police chief. They're planning to file a lawsuit alleging some pretty disturbing behavior. These are just some of the photos provided by Toscano. Allegations made against Chief Robert Farley include sending a gay pride flag to an officer's home, shaving his body hair and leaving it all over an officer's desk and personal property, and jabbing an officer with a hypodermic needle through his pants. Officers also say he pulled his pants down and defecated on the floor in front of his entire staff. On several occasions, he has thrown eggs in fits of anger anger creating additional messes for staff to clean up and

They say he also tampered with the office coffee by adding prescription medications Such as Adderall and Viagra causing staff to inadvertently experience the effects of these substances without their consent Hey chief, that's the chief of police chief. I like how they went like, send a gay pride flag. Yeah. And then it was like, stabbed a guy in the fucking leg with a needle. Took a shit on his mom's house. Like, what the fuck? It kept getting worse. You know they had the list. They're like, all right, let's pick this order. 100% the order. But also the chief is, he's doing is like, how am I topping that? Yeah. How am I going to top that one? I'm going to stick this guy with a hypodermic needle. And it's so perfect that it's Jersey. It's like the most corrupt state. How am I topping that? How am I gonna top that one? I'm gonna stick this guy with a hypodermic needle

on the jaw. Perfect that it's Jersey. It's like the most corrupt state in the country. But also, don't you think 20 years ago, nobody would bat an eye at some crazy shit like this? No. Just Jerry? If this is, yup.

That's just fucking Jerry. Just Chief Jerry, man. Sorry he does. Shaved his balls and sent it to my house. Chief Farley? Yeah. I got his pubes right here. Saved his balls and sent it to my house. Chief Farley? Yeah. I got his pubes right here. Shaved his back on my desk.

Yeah. So crazy. I know, this just sounds like the 90s. It's insane. It's so gross to be out of your fucking Chief's back hair all over you, just. What is all this shit? All over my laptop.

Chief trimmed up over here, right before he shit on the floor shaved his back What's that I threw an egg at the wall Then he stabbed me in the leg with a needle Nailed a flag That's crazier to take it a shit cuz you don't know what's in that needle You know he's like I got this off a suspect this morning. You know, like, yeah.

I mean, that's the whole thing. The cops are always like, you got anything sharp that can stab me? Yeah. That's all they ask. They go, stick me if I go in those pockets. Chief, chief's going to stab me. But I do appreciate the Adderall in the coffee because that is a strong cup. Yeah.

You get that as white lightning. And Viagra. So they're getting boners and they're all fucking jacked up. The whole police precinct's wide awake with their dick hard out on the fucking... Hey Chief, we're all hard. What's going on? Ah, I fucked with your guys' coffee today. You are, huh? Yeah, man. Wait till you see this. I got you guys.

Can your body even handle Adderall with Viagra? Like, I don't think you're supposed to be that apt up. That's a lot. A lot of stimulants. So much. Yeah, because you got speed and you got open capillaries. Imagine looking in your rear view and a fucking cop sauntered up

and he's just got a fucking hard dick. Like this guy really stoked he got me, man. He loved pulling me over. He's so excited to get me, man. I think that the chief has to do a statement, right? This is a statement. Oh, yes. Denies any wrongdoing.

Cursing the allegations false and outrageous. Outrageous. Claiming they were made by disgruntled officers. In a new statement late today, the township says some of the officers planning to file suit recently had their overtime pay reduced. Chief Farley took office last year he undertook an initiative to reduce the amount of police overtime. It is highly suspicious that these allegations have only come to light after Chief Farley instituted these reforms. They all immediately said as to

any allegation that they have filed they will all undergo polygraph examinations immediately Okay. Yeah, she's like hey guys over time, you know, it's just just disgruntled overtime people right now saying I shit on the floor Which sounds like something a guy that shits on the floor would say. Yeah, right He's like, I mean, they're just mad at me. God fucking cry over time next to you No, I'm stabbing people with needle. I mean come on man Like we'll take a lie detector. Yeah. Yeah, you're a piece of shit. You ever have to take a lie detector? Have you ever taken one? He does never do one on this show or anything. We should. I never have but my Aunt Marguerite was forced to take one

What? She was forced to take one when she was working for Rite Aid back in the 80s forced to take one. She was forced to take one when she was working for Right Aid back in the 80s. She was a cashier at Right Aid on Eastern Avenue in Baltimore, Maryland in Highland Town and some money went missing. And so they blamed her and some other cashiers. And long story short, they told her they had to pass a lie detector test to save their job. So they contact an attorney she said look I don't care if you stole it or not did you steal it? They said no we're not stealing anything. She goes okay then if they're telling you you have to take that test to save your job that's illegal. You go take that test. Passed

that test we got them. They all passed the test. They open up a case again long story short, turns out the big wigs are embezzling, blaming it on these ladies. My Aunt Marguerite cashes in in the 80s for $1.4 million. Wow! For real? That's awesome. She was sort of the ringleader that got the attorney and everything so she got a little more, but I think there were like four ladies and they all got over a million dollars. Holy shit. Good for them.

Good for them. So the point of the story is, take the polygraph. That's a game changer for her, right? Yeah. Big time. She moved her grandkids out. Wow. But like, this is Baltimore City, they went right here.

That's always like, yeah. You know what I mean? They didn't go, ah, they went right there. Yeah. That's insane. A game changer, yeah. I know. Is this, by the way, are you insane. Game changer, yeah, yeah. I know. Is this, by the way, are you doing stuff like this?

I'm Ryan, and when I say I like ass, I mean, goddamn, I like ass. I mean, I'll tell you what. You're Ryan. I am. I got pink eye. I should ask him what he's doing eating that ass, because he doesn't have it. You know what I mean? I got it, he doesn't have it.

And you're both Ryan, you both love ass. and this also feels like you could have done this one He's one of these people who talks around their teeth. You gotta stop and you gotta smell the roses. What do you mean, say? Do I stop? You know there's people that they talk around their teeth? Oh, yeah. I've never heard that.

He's got that. He's got a lot of teeth. A lot of act. He's got to talk around the teeth. You got a whole lot of mouth going on, Ryan. And I got a fresh haircut. I got a fresh cut for the beautiful black princesses out there. Do we know more about this guy? That's it so far. Does he have a black girlfriend or anything? And I got a fresh, I got a fresh cut for the beautiful black princesses.

Do we know more about this guy? That's it so far. Does he have a black girlfriend or anything? I think he wants one. Yeah, he definitely beautiful black goddesses. Yeah. Yeah. Good luck with that.

Ryan. Ryan. You should start doing those. I'm Ryan. And I just got I just lost 30 pounds. I love black women. Yeah, Ryan. And then just end it like that. Yeah, just end it like that. Yeah.

Do it, Ryan. Do it as him. As him? Yeah. My name is Ryan. I just got a fresh cut for all you beautiful black goddesses. Dude, that is a great lane for you. Wow, that was such a good Ryan.

I'm gonna start making shorts, guy. Yeah. That's so good. He doesn't waste any words. Wow, that was such a good right. I think I'm gonna start making shorts, guys. Yeah, so good. He doesn't waste any words. It's all right there. It is. Both of them. Direct message.

If you're a black lady that likes getting her ass eaten, this is your guy right here. He's doing six second videos. Yeah, really interesting. Most people go on too long. Yeah, you're right. Long wedge is all right there, you know? Right there.

I got the full message. I got a cut, and I like black ass. I'm looking good, I'm feeling good. Black ladies, spread those cheeks. Yeah, that's what I want six seconds. It's perfect, man What did I pull for you? Oh, yeah some cool videos That was to the face that's car is he That was to the face. That's car. Is he in a truck? Yeah, he's in a car wash.

Oh! With his mouth open too, you dick. He's fucked. That's a good kid. But how many times have you wanted to do that? Oh, that means being in an open car wash has always been like a fun thing to do. Yeah.

I didn't realize that could happen to you. What? You get hit in the head, and you should definitely close your mouth. Yeah, I'm not opening my fucking mouth. I didn't realize that could happen to you. Well. You get hit in the head and you should definitely close your mouth. Yeah, I'm not opening my fucking mouth. I would do that with goggles and shit on. Yeah, yeah. I'm not opening my fucking mouth in there.

Like, what an asshole. That's recycle water and cycle. It's so gross, dude. That's disgusting. It's all the dirty water running off everyone else's car being recycled back through that. He's like, ah. Is that true?

Yeah. It's so disgusting. It's so gross. car being recycled back through that he's like Disgusting it's so gross, but I want that whipper will thing to come over. Yeah It would feel good I feel like it probably tears There's Ryan He could have stopped it looked like he just he intentionally did that He's slowing down he's slowing down he said no His sounds are amazing those are great sounds Oh my god, did we find ryan's page?

Oh, these have got to be gold. Stop. The stitches are coming out. Are they all just going to be I'm Ryan? Ryan and hopefully I get a big black booty in my face. That was it. I'm Ryan and I have a confession. Is it about black ass? I want to smell a woman's butt like a gold.

Okay. I'm Ryan and I'm watching W.E. United Champions and it's the Jade Cargill and uh... Jade Cargill and Oscar match and they're booing Jade Cargill. Saudi Arabia doesn't know what they're saying bro. Like Jade Cargill is a beautiful dominant athlete and she's just It's everything what a woman he's just trying to work around should be Yeah, he's don't boojay. He's working around those teeth. I tell you what yeah longest longest post yet, yeah about wrestling yeah

I know exactly what you're saying Longest one he's a scroll down and just pick a random one. I like black Can you go down comes to wrestling? Yeah, just pick a random one. Yeah, here we go. I'm Ryan People who like to talk shit about other people either back not to me personally, but to anyone who likes it Talk shit. Mm-hmm either back not to me personally but to anyone who likes to talk shit and not confront like other people about them talking shit yeah they're the cowards they're the childish one they're I don't know man I'm sorry for people who like starts rumors and yeah all this other stuff like, it doesn't matter how big and bad

you think you are. You're not. You do that. You're a child. You're a child. How'd you know he's gonna say that? Just kinda put it together. Yeah, I'm good.

I've been watching a lot of Ryan's show. I can tell, I can tell. What do you think his mom made him for dinner that night? You know she's right in the next room. He ain't living by himself. I think Frito pie. How far down does this go? Oh wow.

He's been here for years. Hey guys. Oh there's a chick. Oh there's a lady in there. Hi guys. This is Ryan. Who's this? Let's see.

What would you do if you were doing this? And I whip this out. That's pretty funny. I can't do this. That was pretty good, Ryan. That was funny. That was pretty funny. What about the next one? Is he doing I'm Ryan?

I'm Ryan and I had to take down my last post because I feel like it kind of offended people because of the ginormous ass and also I'm not I was just trying to have fun so you know what's great about this guy he's totally on brand always he's still we just went back like a couple years and he was like it was a big ass respectfully also though he has a fan base yeah it was like hey man that's not cool how many followers listen and take them down does he have? Let's go back to the beginning. Oh, he's got ten Said ten thousand Ryan damn. Hey, buddy. I'm influencer at this point. I'm doing his shit I just like girls back

Black ass like I like I'm Ryan. Yeah, I'm 33. Okay. I need a Valentine's day date and a good book. And what? And a good book. He doesn't read books. Let's be honest. I saw what he said. Fuck. I thought he said I wanted a good book.

Oh, maybe I misunderstood. I'm Ryan. I'm 33. I need a Valentine's day date and a good book. Oh, I'm sorry. Are you sure he said fuck? I'm sorry. I would want a good book.

Yeah. You were way off on that. Way off. He's not looking at books. He's not I'm Ryan got an ass block in his view. What do you talk about? I want that little tight stay a good fuck. Yeah, I like that. He randomly posts hot chicks though. That's a cool move, too nice Yeah, that's a wrestler for sure I'm Ryan and this Stephanie Velcura yeah WWE wrestler yeah don't know how to pronounce her last name but that doesn't matter she's freaking hot and I'm gonna we know we know We got it.

You know what? Here's the thing, Ryan. Keep putting that out there. One thing I've learned is that if you tell chicks you want to get in there, they listen. Love that. No doubt. It's called manifesting, right?

The more you keep putting these videos out, the more black ass is going to be sitting on your face, buddy. You're not even going to be able to see in a few months. Because you know what's gonna happen and what he's thinking, and I know he's thinking in his mind, is that Stephanie Velasca, where her name is, she's gonna see that. And then she's gonna be all,

-"Oh, my God, is that Ryan?" -"Who's Ryan?" -"Who likes big asses?" -"Black asses, yeah." And I'm guessing that's the moment he switches from the black ass to brown ass. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Then he takes down all the black ass videos. He's like, hey, I'm Ryan.

I got to take all this shit down. Because she's going to be like, actually brown ass. What am I, like, second place to you? Yeah. Yeah, she'll be insulted. He didn't think that through. No. Also, like, when social media, when I first started posting,

I would be like, hey, it's Christina. And come see me at the Funny Bone. And I remember in the comments, somebody was like, we know who you are dummy You don't have to say it every time. I'm like, who's the guy on the far right there? It looks like coming out of a better guy. Yeah, I'm not posting any more videos fuck all of you for never showing up Well, no one's gonna miss you Wow. I'm Ryan and I'm still gonna make videos He gave us a little button at the top and then hit us with hi, I'm Ryan and I'm still gonna make videos. He dropped the, he gave us a little button at the top

and then hit us with hi, I'm Ryan. Yeah. Cold open. Nobody's gonna miss ya. Hi, I'm Ryan. I'ma keep doin' my thing. Hi, I'm Ryan. I really hope you adopt hi, I'm Ryan.

I know. I'm Ryan. Hi, I'm Ryan. I have a show this weekend. Oh, God. Oh, who's the big muscular guy? Hi, I'm Ryan. It'm Ryan. Hi, I'm Ryan. I have a show this weekend. Oh, god. Oh, who's the big muscular guy? Hi, I'm Ryan. That's Ryan.

Oh, really? AI Ryan? AI Ryan. AI Ryan, wow. Hi, I'm Ryan. Ryan, if you get like that, I promise you're going to get all the black ass you want. Oh, you get any ass.

Male black ass. I don't think female black ass. I think it's a different kind of black ass coming my way. Oh, you get any ass? Male black ass. I don't think female black ass. I think it's a different kind of black ass coming my way. Oh shit. Be down in West Hollywood just tapping ass. You're black. Hi, I'm Ryan. Oh Listen this is your husband as you know is a psycho my

Whole feed is people dying. Yeah people people being paralyzed, people being shot at, people falling and hurting themselves. Every now and then there's like a little like, look at this weird one here. I sent him one the other day where some dude died. Did you see this? Some guy fucking died and his last wish was to rent a helicopter and just drop cash from the sky for everybody and the whole fucking streets are out there and they're just letting cash fly out. That's nice. Yeah, that was crazy. I have to try to break up the algorithm with shit like that because it's just pure murder

on my... Because of what he's sending you is what you're saying. Yeah. I'm watching a guy just have his neck and spine snapped for 14 minutes on a bull because they can't get them all. So... Shit like that. It's just jelly on there. I'm like, God forbid.

That one was crazy, dude. They can't get them off. But Sickler, he has, so the other night, he said that he thinks I'm more mentally unwell than him. But why? I'm a sociopath. I don't have feelings, and I'm crazier. He thinks he's normal.

She's just like a cold communist, dude. Yeah, but I'm Eastern European. This is cultural. Okay, but I'm Eastern European This is cultural Okay, cultural killer fine. He thinks I'm way crazier No way, but you think you're not because you just like laugh at it and send it and it's like no he really enjoys it though Right. I saw the joy when you brought these videos up. I get like three a day of like horrific shit. Look at him laughing I know and I don't yeah

There are some other random ones Like what Tom tell you all about that what I did all kinds of stuff all kinds That's good one classics That was a good one. Classics. Oh. That little leap. That little leap. That was a fucking fastball of the nuts, dude.

Terrible. My favorite. You ever see the, when Major League players get mad at the ump and they fucking move out of the way or they'll drop the glove and hit the guy in the neck and shit. This shit's coming at us like a hundred miles an hour. It's insane. Your neck.

Yeah. Dude, wasn't there a comic whose nuts got twisted catching, he was a catcher on baseball. Just not get your nuts. And he was like, you know, the catcher. So he was crouched down and then he got hit in the nut with the ball and then it twisted his nuts. Is that somebody we know? And he lost the nut.

Yeah. I wanna say there's a guy in comedy. How about when Mr. Belvedere sat on his nuts? Remember that? I do remember that. Yeah. He was very upset. He didn't like that.

He was very upset. They changed the taping that week. We had a kid, I don't wanna say his name. It was gonna be, how you mind? We had a kid. That's why they call it Belvedere in yourself. You'reing that week. We had a kid, I don't want to say his name. It was going to be, how you mind? We had a kid. That's why they call it Belvedere. You're off this week. Why?

Old Belvedere sat on his ball bag over here. We had a kid, god, I don't want to say his name, but I'm going to say it. This poor kid. I won't say his first name. We'll call it, say it was Joe. His last name really was Dudo. And the kid did a belly, the story was he did a belly flop into a pool, hits and his nuts tangle and he time to have one ball. You know, later in life you don't give a shit.

That age is rough. And everybody knows you got one. Hey, look who's here, Joey Uno. And everybody knows. Every day. Everybody knows. Everywhere you go, all day long, and now it's your nickname. It's your nickname.

It's not just- Then you go to your next place in life and they're like, how come everybody calls you Uno? And you're like, god damn it. Or you think you escape it and then one day somebody sees it and says it and everybody works like, what's that all about? Like when we all knew Brody as Brody, but his whole upbringing he was Steven to those people. Who the fuck's Steven? Just to make it to high school, like, oh, and everybody in high school knows that about you. It's like that one girl that had butt sex, butt sex Becky,

and then you're just butt sex Becky for four years. Yeah, we had that. Backdoor Becky. She was backdoor Becky. That's nice. Yeah. It completely traumatized her. Traumatized her.

Not the ass fucking in high school. The making fun of it. The making fun of it. Yeah. Because everybody would call her that. She would just high school the making fun of the making fun. Yeah Yeah, because everybody would call her that she would just break down crying. Yeah, it was horrible Maybe this is your story, and I just made it mine. I Think about it. Oh, I'm not sure even you're even looking at right now You look like the fucking hamburger

Oh yeah, I do! You look like the god damn Hamburglar right now for Christ's sake. What was his stupidness? Rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble, Give him a burger, why don't you? Give him a burger, what the fuck? Why do you have to steal? I thought you looked like Zorro with the other hat on. The gayer blade. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is so bad for my plastic surgery, it's not salad! I'm sorry, we're over here fucking bullying you over here and you went and got shit on. It's not good, I still got the stitches in boys.

I'm waiting till at least the stitches come out. Oh, it's so funny dude. RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE R No, I got holy fuck is that a yak. What is that? He could have stood on top of that car hit through him it threw him with just a flick of the neck Remember that other one I sent you the guy went yeah, he was way to fuck. Yeah, nothing, too. Yeah Yeah, so weak. I love people to think they're gonna touch animals and shit I think that's our music that's it oh what that's a sewage line breaking. Oh, I was wondering, it's all brand.

Oh, god, that guy's swimming in it. Ah. Oh, man. Horrible. That's the worst. That's like the worst thing that can happen to you. Being in a pool of shit, just swimming in a pool of shit. Other people's, not yours.

Yeah, that's awful. I don't wanna be in my own shit yeah I'd rather fall into a sinkhole oh just kill me that's gonna make me gag man yeah that's really right What is the put on his fucking legs come up at back is rude Not the wind out to it hurt like crazy Look at that right leg. He's Oh. Why are you coming into work that excited anyway? What the fuck do you gotta tell everybody?

You gotta come in that high. You got some breaking news, man. Bro, just step up the steps. He was gonna, he thought he was gonna Tell everybody you gotta come in that high. Unless you got some breaking news, man. Slow the fuck down. Just step up the steps. He thought he was gonna fly and all cool. He did, man. He really did. Especially that floor is so shiny.

It's so slick. I gotta see it again. You know that floor. It's too funny. inscribed on Syria don't let you do Oh Street cleaning spray he thought he would just ride through Fucked him up dude, he's tumbling like he's going down a cliff I thought you would get a kick out of this so we played this before So I want you to ask yourself what you feeding your pussy today Go in with intention and self-love and self-care

think about how it's gonna digest in your body and Attach to that pussy and what it's gonna do beautiful So if you leave the fruit is gonna go in that pussy and fruitify it meaning it's gonna heal it and clean it and just flourish it with a good ass drip and I'm gonna say that as kind as I can I'm Ryan and I like fruity pussy I was about to say yeah I think we know a guy for her I'm Ryan and uh... I want some fruity black ass. A fruitified ass. A fruity black ass. Oh fuck.

She's sweet though I like her. Yeah she is. I'll tell you who's not sweet. She should sell something. Don't touch people. No, this is where her asshole is. Do not touch her. Shut the fuck up! Don't fucking touch me!

Miss, miss, step back. I got all of it. Let go. Let go. No, I'm not touching her hair, bitch. You can't touch her. Let go. Let go.

Let go. Let go of her hair. You cannot do that. Let go, miss. Let go of her hair. Let go of her hair. Let go of her hair. I don't think they're going to let you touch her hair.

I'm not. Andrea. I'm not even touching her hair, bitch. Andrea, we need to call the police right now. You need to let go right now. We need those 911. 911. You need to let go. 911. 911. You need to let go right now you need to let go right now

yeah I'm sorry I didn't want to sit next to a fucking fat lady you need to let go over here you guys are already past the point of no return you're already past the point and no return. You're already past the point and no return. This is so cringy. Y'all have seen me. You know what's going on. It's just retarded. Yeah, put me on the ground. Put me on the ground. This chick is awesome. I know, I wish I were on this flight. I want to see this shit in person. Me too, I never get to. Me, I never do either, I never say anything. Oh yeah, make that bigger. That's Leonna Perry, a 32 year old passenger from the Big Apple, whoever fucking writes that

in the article. The Big Apple. Was arrested and charged with aggravated assault after a meltdown before takeoff around 1 a.m. Tuesday. Port Authority police said video from inside the cabin shows several passengers and employees grappling with the crazed passenger. She holds onto a woman's hair and calls her a fat-ass bitch. Let go of her hair!

They claim that she claims to not be touching the other woman's hair despite having a handful of it. Yeah, it's cool. It's pretty cool. despite having a handful of it. Yeah. It's cool. It was pretty cool. Look at this fat lady. Look at this fat ass bitch. She can't even,

look, you can't even see her stomach. It's horrible. Look at her outfit. Look at this fat ass bitch. Hilarious. You can't even show your mouth because you're embarrassed. You can't even see it

because you're embarrassed. Shut the fuck up. Who is that woman? Sorry, I can't hear you. I can't hear you ugly ass fucking dude. He's never gonna lay it again Okay, I'm sorry black guy My boyfriend's fucking a black guy my boyfriend's a black my boyfriend's black my boyfriend's a fucking black guy My boyfriend's a fucking black guy. You're joking. Oh.

I was waiting for it. I knew it was coming. I knew it was coming. That's a dick move. Shut the fuck up. Well, that's aggravated assault. I learned that because of them. Aren't you kind of bricked up, though, with her?

She's just, there's something hot about her, right? I'll tell you what needs, she needs. She needs to be dick down. Yeah. A good, that dude does not get ever getting laid again. She take her home. Yeah. Give her a shot. does not ever get laid again. She take her home. Yeah. Give her a shot.

Do you think she had the coffee with the Adderall and the Viagra? She's a cop. That's exactly how you would be. She's like, I'm a police officer. She's like, talk to my chief of police. God damn. I'm undercover. Somebody take this off.

I'm just doing what I was trained to do we got in a fight in indoor soccer in Baltimore City on we got in a Lot of fights, but this one I don't know why our goalie or our Goldie is Christina will call him our Goldie Goldie spit on the ref Whoa, and they arrested him on the field and we were like 19 and we're like they arrested him on the field oh, yeah on the field I played goal after that and I wasn't a goalie and we go to bail him out after the game like we'll come down get you out and that the charges they hit him with were aggravated assault because of the spitting spitting yeah he's spitting a man's fucking face why did he spit

because the ref just that we were it was a melee fight and a ref said something he said spit in the ref's face and a ref called 911. It came down and arrested him on the field. That's wild. I didn't know that. I've actually spit on a girl once. That's a, it's a form of assault. You did that in your 20s?

Yeah. You psycho. Well, I'll tell you why. All right, I'll tell you why, dude. I was dating this guy and this fucking bitch, long story short, fucked my boyfriend. And then I saw her at a party, and I was all, bitch, I know you fuck my boyfriend,

and then she was afraid of me, so she left the party, and then I was like a second story Victorian in San Francisco, and I stuck my head out the window, I'm like, fuck, I know you're a whore, and I said her name, fucking Stephanie, and then I spit on her. Did you get her? I don't even think so, I was so drunk and angry.

I don't even know, it just felt good to spit on a bitch, you know? All right, so. So look at you now man if she could see you now hamburger If she could Stephanie could see you now how many burgers you done Come the photo shops, guys. Oh, look at you. Oh, shit. Dude, even the- If they just put long hair on that, it's you.

And even the stripe on this jacket? That's what- Listen. That's wild. Once, we've been talking for a while, and I looked down and I saw the stripe, and that's what made me think of the hamburger. I'm like, this chick looks like the goddamn

Here we go, I can't wait for the oh have you followed any recent Will Smith stuff Oh my sure have I've seen the horrible rap that people are like, oh y'all what will Smith up? Like I don't think anybody woke him up and then the one where he's in like the city streets trying to get the people Oh my god gives the shit that he's there. So weird. Yeah So this is I think from an interview that was so goddamn weird for the first time in my career having to Deal with a level of disapproval that I never had to experience. What does making a mistake in front of the world, how do you handle that?

It's brutal. It's brutal. It's brutal. Beautiful. The addiction to the approval of others that I had to dissolve,iful. It was brutal. I think we need that word. Yeah. It makes a lot of sense. No, it doesn't stop. Yes. Ending that.

But it's like, you know, finding that way to be able to be with my own humanity, be able to not be perfect, but be human and find a higher power in my humanity than I found in my constellation of ideas of perfection that we called Will Smith. The fullness of who I am to allow that to be better than Will Smith. The honesty and the authenticity and the broader spectrum of the possibilities of who I am is actually better than Will Smith. So that like working in that space of authenticity and honesty and imperfection, allowing that to grow into a higher perfection than the imagery of Will Smith is where I am

as an artist and as a human right now. How about, hey Chris Rock, I'm so sorry. Yeah, I fucked that. How's about that? How about that? How about you shut the fuck, your wife's fucking, your son's friends, you walked up on stage, you slapped a man in his face.

If I was Chris Rock, I would've sued this dumb motherfucker. I would've sued this dumb motherfucker. I would have sued the Academy. I'm working for you that night. You let this motherfucker get up and slap me across the fucking face. Fuck this clown. Fuck Will Smith.

What an idiot. Brutal. He's brutal. And then to allow myself the unfolding of the perfection. It's like, why not just say the truth? I'm humiliated. It was embarrassing. My wife's fucking my son's friends and I lost my shit. I got up on stage in front of the world and I smacked shit out of Chris Rock. You didn't deserve that Chris Rock.

I'm so sorry. I'm embarrassed. If anyone deserved it, it wasn't you Chris Rock. But if I say who really deserved it, I could cancel Chris Rock. So I apologize for hitting you when you were the person I did not want to slap Chris Rock. I really wanted to slap somebody else but I can't do that because it's my wife and honestly my wife will probably kick my ass. But can you imagine the level of bullshit that Jada and him say to each other on a fucking daily basis? This the way he's talking? You know that's how they talk in that house. Of course how was today? It was brutal. Yeah I know what you mean. course, how was today? It was broodiful. Ay, yi, yi. You gotta be like, yeah, I know what you mean. What were your wins today?

Oh, my god. Oh, well, slap Chris Rock in the ass. Trying to dissolve the delusion of self while also trying to shape away from the addiction to approval that is the idea of Will Smith, which is my name, right? I say my name when I talk about this. We call Will Smith.

It's like, you know, when I pull, it's like almost like I poured this liquid into a container and then it hardened, you know what I mean? Like, brutal. And then I cracked that container and it stayed strong. You know what I mean? But then I dropped the elbow on it and it came down like 9-11 and just spread out everywhere.

And I'm like, well, now there's a bunch of brutal things not just one brutal thing and I started taking that and I started throwing them at people you know what I mean not as like rocks but as gifts I'm giving them my love as parts of me I'm just spreading out everywhere I love this too. I love this for you. I. Thank you, I'm blessed. This is wonderful. Also you fucked up when you slapped that guy. I did, I should've. Chris Rock, I'm sorry. Yeah, then it's over.

That's it, that's all he has to do is own it. But do you see his ego is, I mean look, he's been famous for so long, nobody's told this man the truth about anything since he was what, 20 years old? 18 years old? Nobody's had the aud the truth about anything since he was what 20 years old, 18 years old. Nobody's had the audacity to be like, you fucked up, you dummy. Yeah. And this is a level of ego and delusion with celebrities that go totally unchecked for this fucking long.

Yep. And that guy's gonna sit there and go, oh, we need to put that in our vernacular right now. No, we don't. No, we don't. Oh, brutal. I love that shit, man. No, we don't. Yeah, of course. We should put that in our vernacular right now. No, we don't. No, we don't. Oh, broodiful. I love that shit, man. No, we don't. Yeah, of course.

We should put that in the dictionary. We shouldn't put that anywhere. Impactful, broodiful. You should just say, I'm fucking sorry, Chris Rock. Don't ever let us get that way. See, sometimes this is the thing I've learned about life, too. You want to have control of things. You want what you want now, but sometimes you just got to let life play out.

And the longer... I've had to learn because I've been very reactive in my life instead of like thinking and letting things go. That's brutal. Thank you. And the long... So is your outfit. It's brutal. It's brutal and beautiful, Kristi. Like you're surgery. I make my eyes surgery. But if you just let life do its thing, most of the time it takes care of itself. Who would have thought DJ Jazzy Jeff's the cool one in the end? How about that? He was always robbing the Batman. Now it looks like this

motherfuckers just lose it. He's gone. He's gone. I don't know what happened to that. It's kind of like the Mark Wahlberg not joining new kids on the block. You know what I mean? Like he was the outlier. Because he beat an Asian almost to death. I think so. I think there was a reason. It's definitely a reason. But like he got in the end. It was good for Mark Wahlberg. Where's the rest of those guys?

Yeah. Hang in town. Well, if I could say something. Without the record. I'm about to go off and film this feature film. And I've been looking at like, who is Tom? And in the film, I won't play Tom, I'll play other characters. And so coming to like a place of acceptance within myself to allow myself to be these other people

is really this transformative process. Tell us about how you're gonna shed your Tom skin and slip into that cover of a new person. Wow. Ryan, I don't know. I don't know. That's brutal. That is brutal.

I'll just show up and I hope the process takes care of itself. What a, that's an interesting way to go about art. Can you imagine, that's how actors talk about what they do. This is a real conversation. Playing make believe and they're like, you know, when I was playing the part. You know what this reminded me of? When Nosferatu came out and those two broads were doing interviews everywhere. No, no, Nosfer no, it was wicked. Oh, wicked, wicked.

Ariana Grande. Yeah, that whole space man. Oh my God, and they hold hands, cry. What? They cry in every interview. They're like, you're such a beautiful person. No, you're beautiful. They couldn't get through an interview.

So bizarre. And what was interesting about my character in the song is that it allowed people to hold the space to feel Mmm, and then the interviewer asked me when I say I like ass. Yeah, I'm Ryan. Yeah, I like black. Yeah, I guess God damn That was what it really said it really Just seen an ass. Oh, these two fucking lunatics. Oh my god.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh, here we go. really powerful. That's why I want it. Here we go. Hold hands. I don't know what's happening. I've seen it on a couple posts. I don't know how widespread, but you know, I am in queer media, so that's my, you know. It's really cool. You know, Tom, people are watching Bad Thoughts and that sketch when you shit yourself. Yeah. You really connected with so many people that have had a loss of bowel control. And I just want you to know.

Is that happening? That you, it is happening, Tom. People are shitting themselves in solidarity and holding their shits in their space. With your shits in space. I mean so much to me. Yeah, I've seen a few posts about it You saw just like one or two of them So I'm gonna bring it up in this whole interview in front of really famous people about a big movie Yeah, two people said something that's what journalism is now

Yeah, I think I think I read something somewhere like I saw something once. Mm-hmm. Wow. Wow really doing research You go out. Okay, they've read something on Twitter. She said people are holding their faces. She said, I didn't know that was happening. She said, I've seen it. And so I'm thinking like, oh, she saw people to park or something. I saw a couple of posts. She's like, there's some people wrote some shit about it. Can I actually tell you a story I have never told you quickly about a shit story that happened on Bad Thoughts. On Bad Thoughts? On Bad Thoughts. Oh, please. On Bad Thoughts? On Bad Thoughts.

And I'm going to apologize in advance if this came out of your personal budget, but I had been asked to come down and I was, I reset my schedule because I was flying into Detroit Friday to do a show and then Saturday Minneapolis. And I redid my schedule to come into Austin for two days, then to fly from Austin to Detroit to Minneapolis. And I'm just all over the place and running around days, then to fly from Austin to Detroit to Minneapolis. And I'm just all over the place and running around. I'm not eating, I'm not doing anything. I get to your shoot and they're like, get here at 8.30.

I'm like, I get there at 8.30. I don't work until 8 p.m. that night in hindsight. And I'm just there all day and all of a sudden, I have to take the shit that I haven't taken in like two days because I'm traveling and everything and I know what's gonna happen. My trailer's here. Two trailers down are the toilets.

I go in and I know what's going on and I know that foot pump ain't gonna take care of this. You know what I'm saying? That little, it's one of those boat toilets. I'm like, I'm like, I don't care how many people you get in here. But you know what's coming, I'm saying. You know it's gonna be a bad one. Oh, no doubt. And it's exactly what I think it is. And I hit the pedal and exactly what I think has happened happens. Nothing. And I'm like, oh, fuck. So thank God no one comes in. I leave, and I mean, it's a lot. And I just go back down to my trailer,

and within two minutes I hear somebody walking. I hear, Jesus Christ! Oh, fuck! And you're changing locations. You're going from that mental hospital to the gym. That's where we're at. And I don't get a ride. They tell me to take an Uber over. Later, guys, like, why are you just riding with us? I was like, They tell me to take an uber over later guys like why you just ride with us

I was like you told me to take an uber over I got out there as quick as I fucking good I got that over I was like this guy gets on a walkie talk and I hear him like off the click He's like yeah, let him know we're gonna be one down on the other location, man I'm gonna have to work on this thing and I am dying in there like this poor son of a bitch Fucked I fucked that trailer up, dude. I had never told. That's a big shit, bro. They took it down, dude.

He's like, nah, nah, nah. It's what they come, man. What we got over there, we got any room over there? We're gonna need a couple extras. I was in there holding space, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, space. I was holding space. Lots of space.

Fuck. So for people that don't know... If you go back and look at the bottom line, I'm curious if that fucking... The trailer? Someone had to come clean up there. If they docked me, they're like, well, you would have had more. It's $20,000 to fix the trailer toilet. People who haven't seen Lefty's son, you can watch that now, but you have a new one that's

gonna be out. You know what, can I say this real quick? Thank you all, because you supported that special when it came out. YouTube demonetized it. It's very close to a million views. They told me I glorified cannabis. They demonetized it after three weeks and pulled it out of the algorithm. It's still over 900,000.

Get that fucking thing to a million, please. Yeah. New special's coming out, Lefty Son. Check out the Honeydew. No, Live and Alive. I mean, Lefty Son's the one you Honeydew. No, Live and Alive. I mean, Lefty Son's the one you got to go watch. New special coming live and alive. Go check out the Honeydew.

Go check out The Way Back. I'm really having a great time on that podcast. And I can't wait to see you with your brothers. Yeah, we got it. That's going to be a minute, but we just shot like, we shot two 10-hour days of content in that junkyard. I got a ton of episodes, ton of stuff coming. So it's all going to be great.

Thank you. Well, it's always good to see you, man. Good to see you, Ryan. Ryan Sickler and all your social media. Thank you, guys. We love you. This is Ryan. We love you.

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