Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Christina Faces Her Deepest Fears (It's Puke) | Your Mom's House Ep. 796

Episode Date: February 5, 2025

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Homeless man gets by gay ghost. It's probably one of the top clips on the internet ever ever Fuck me in my eyes. She feels good. Yeah, it's good when you're fucking me Yeah, and he really gets into it. Do we even have that? Oh, for sure. Oh yeah. Fuck me in my ass, man. Yeah. Yeah. Shit feels good.

Feels good when you're fucking me. Yeah, yeah. It's pretty great. It is really great. For those of you who don't know, it's a homeless guy who thinks he's being anally sexed. And he's in an alleyway on his back and he's got his legs in the dye dye. I'm talking to nobody. That's why he's called gay ghost.

But what always gets me about homeless guy gets Gets Ripped by Gay Ghost is his level of passion. Oh, he's so into it. Yeah. No, I would say to most people, you've never had a real person react that way. It's enviable. It shows you that the imagination is stronger than anything. Sex is in the mind, Tom. It's in the mind.

That's what I've heard. That's what I've heard. Yeah. How are you doing? I'm good. How are you doing? So fantastic. I'm good, how are you? I'm great. I just wanna make a little announcement before we go forward that Valentine's Day

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Yeah. Yeah. They look really good. Yeah, let's check that out. You can get that for like $300, $400. He sends you those. Yeah. It's a good deal. Look, I couldn't think of something like that.

Yeah. Three strawberries positioned so beautifully. Yeah. It looks good. It spells Valentine's Day, Chef. Well, he's never said Valentine's Day. So I don't know why they're Yeah, it's pretty it's pretty up guys. Yeah, he's got I've seen him if you scroll down I Think oh right there on the car. I bet you that's a Valentine's Day post. Oh

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It's gotta be just, I wonder what the margin is on that. I wonder what he, what the cost is. Panties and diamonds? I mean, he's probably losing money. For sure. Yeah. But that's the artist he is Yeah, he's giving he's giving you something. Yeah, that's very exciting guys. We have so many good things Okay, are you ready for the show to start I'm ready Beautiful and I buried my face in it for an hour and a half and I am not ashamed Mom's house with Tom Segura

Feel that No, no, no I'll feel that. Meow meow meow meow. I mean this woman's pussy was beautiful. Oh stop. Well stop it. How are honestly I really don't understand how does this not arouse you? Seriously? You know what? Yes I'm aroused. Okay. Obvi. Okay. I mean it just makes you really understand the deep need, the sexual needs that men have. Yeah, they are deep. And I also feel like this is a wonderful message that this man said. I think that your natural recoil that I witnessed

is simply due to the packaging. In other words, if this were a different man, you'd be like, mm, mm, mm. Okay, all right, I'll go with you on this journey. Okay Which man? Hold on and also Thank you. And also it's delivery the way he says it is very desperate. I was in this woman He's confessing. Yeah, but it's not hot if it's a if it's a dude is like if he says it with more confidence

Yeah, I get you. Well, maybe he's just trying to work up to that kind of like Do you think Henry Cavill would even say these words? Well, he wouldn't say that not my Henry I think he might in the different setting. He's not gonna say it in a press junket But I think if you were if you were sitting around we're smoking cigars Talking about our life's work. And then I was talking about his travels. He was like, oh man, one time. Yeah, that's different.

I was in the south of France and this woman's pussy was just beautiful, man. That's different. Right, it's different. So I'm saying the message is the same. It's the packaging and the delivery. But with everything, Tom. Sure. With everything. But let's watch this guy again. No, it's okay, and the delivery. But you know, with everything, Tom. Sure. With everything.

But let's watch this guy again. No, it's okay, I got it. I mean, this woman's pussy was beautiful. And I buried my face in it for an hour and a half and I am not ashamed. Can I tell you something, though? But no one's shaming him. But here's the thing, he is ashamed.

Like the way he's saying it. Right. He's like, I'm not ashamed. Yeah. That's like a shame that he feels. Well, you think somebody shamed him for that? Well, I'm saying his body language and the way he's saying it, it infers shame.

You think he's like raised evangelical Christian or something weird? Maybe he still has guilt about that kind of thing. What I also find interesting is that he's, is this just, is someone asking him a question or is he just like, I gotta get this out there? That's always, it's a really good point because that's a different video. God, can you fucking stop doing that?

That's a different post. I think I have a little cold or something. Stop, so gross. Nobody wants to fucking hear that Just for that anyway fucking play it again, I mean this woman's pussy was beautiful I Mean yeah, I guess he's got Yeah, is it like a support group for men that are ashamed of enjoying women's vaginas? Is it I don't think it's a support group I really feel like

he He hasn't been able to share this and he's and it's been inside of him For so long. The deep shame about loving women. Because that's an old story. I don't think it's something that happened last week Okay You know what I'm I just realized, BTW. What? 10, why do you say it with this thing? Because you're fucking so gross with it,

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I'm forgetting my fucking point. Okay, listen, listen, listen. What I'm trying to say, your honor, is that I severe, and I have to thank Dr. Drew Pinsky. Number one, he really alerted me to the fact of how sexually motivated men are. And I really didn't understand this. I was so naive to it my entire life, up until about five years ago.

I really did not understand. And in fact, I saw like a TikTok or something where this guy was like, men and women talk to each other for different reasons. Okay, so for instance, men think that when a woman talks to them, it's because they're interested in them sexually. Okay? But women, from our point of view, I'll talk to anybody most of the time,

when I'm in a good mood, I wouldn't say that. But like, I talk to men and I don't even, to men I would think disgusting, vile, I'm never gonna have sex with you. There's nothing sexual. But I didn't realize that, that every time I was talking to a dude, they're like, this girl wants me.

Like, why else is she paying attention to me? She wants to bang me, obviously. I mean, I guess like in the past, you would always be like, oh, you think he's hot, you flirt with him. I'm like, no, I just, you know what I mean? I just like, I like people. I don't think of it.

I don't think of you as a people person. I think this is a- Not now, I used to be. I think the older I get, I'm tired, I'm weary. I only wanna hang out with types of folks I really gel with. Like if we're not on the same frequency and you're a normie or you're, you know what I mean,

you're low vibe, I can't, I can't. I can't explain myself to you. Yeah, I mean, I think, well, but some of this is like the context of a conversation. So like like if a man approaches a woman, right a lot of times like in other words You're sitting there. Someone just walks over and talks to you. It's usually a sign of interest from the man for sure Yeah, but this guy on tik-tok was like I just assumed that when a woman talks to me that she must Like like me like have an interest in me Otherwise because men are the way like men don't talk to women

Yeah, unless they're interested right like do you just talk to random broads? I? Mean, I don't I definitely don't think that a woman who says something to me is interested in me I think that's a crazy thought of that guy, but I also think that there's different like there are guys Who are usually, they're off when they think like that. Do you know what I mean? Oh, so maybe this guy was off. I can't imagine anybody on TikTok is off.

Yeah, I think a guy is definitely, he's not used to being around women. If his first thought when a woman talks to him is like, this woman likes me. Yeah, cause he was saying, I don't talk to a woman unless I'm interested. All my audio just cut out. I don't have any audio.

Do you hear that? Oh my God, did you hear that? I didn't. So there's only one good happy birthday governor that came in this week, but it's a good one. Alright. I love these. I wish I want to see more and more and more. Please send them in.

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What else? Cheese Danish is talking to me now. You know, I'm trying not to eat carbs. When I see it though. There's no carbs in that. Oh, I know. When I see it I think just let me eat you one time. I better not love.

Let's just stick with the latte please. Anything else? That's it. Okay come on up. Thank you. Happy birthday. What's up everybody? How are you? Oh F-A-R-T. Let me grab. Here, sniff that one. sniff that one oh it didn't tap let me try again Thank you. Thank you. Happy birthday. Wow, that was great, man. Thanks, Landon. Wow. He pulled out the hits. Yeah.

Sniff that one. Mousse soup, that's a deep cut right there. So let me eat you one time. Dang. That's great. Thank you so much. That really was outstanding. Really great.

So follow Landon's great. Thank you so much. That really was outstanding. Really great. So follow Landon's lead. As British as you can get, the stronger the Cockney accent, the better. And you have to get happy birthday in there. You gotta have the birthday in there. He got in way more than that. I mean, look. But that was incredible. If you guys are afraid to do the accent, we understand.

Maybe, can we open it up to any accent of your choice? Sure, sure, that's good, yeah. Because he did kind of descend into Australian. Yeah, he was all over the place. She was definitely like, this guy's insane. She kept a smile on her face, like, yeah, she knew he was a crazy person. But sure, yeah, go ahead and do different accents, that's fine.

You just have to get a happy birthday. Yeah, but just don't do an American accent. No. Do some accent, you know? Yeah. You can do Canadian, eh? It's super easy. Yeah, do it. Um... Or you can do... You can do it as a Larry Baldwin. How do you say...

...Bustocks? He said in English, how do you say in English? Oh, yeah. He goes, how do you say in English? Oat milk. What the fuck. That's insane. How do you say oat leche?

Oh my God. In my country we order with a happy birthday. Okay. Now is a good time. Yeah but no what you were saying is though, you were right though, is that there is a constant hum that exists in men that is a sexual drive. That I think women's is like, can be turned on and off depending on their connection to somebody, but a man's just like, just stays there.

Yeah, static. Well also it's contingent on our moon cycles as well. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You know what I mean? But here's a perfect example of how a man is always feeling it. Nigga Minaj.

What? What did he just say? He was trying to... What did he even say? Well, Nicki Minaj, but it sounded like something else Oh, yeah. I got it. And look, check this out, y'all. Oh, God. That girl, I seen to the store. What? Yeah. Yeah.

I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.

I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.

I got it. I got it. I got it. I'all. Oh my God. That girl I seen to the store. What? Yeah. Yeah. I like them little drawers she went in. Them little bikini. This man's message has not changed. No.

In a decade. He's in his 60s by the way, you know. Yeah, put your bikini and your booty and your ass in my face, guh. I'ma pass my tongue in your ass like a pit bull. Straight up. Got it. Oh, yeah.

I'ma pass my tongue in your ass. And I'ma get me that taco. I got it. Put it in your ass and I'm gonna eat it. And she know who I'm talking about. And she know who I'm talking about. That's my baby girl. Yeah, but here's a perfect example though. This guy, this is what I was trying to tell you earlier.

This guy, if a woman was like, I'm sorry, where's the shell station? He'd be like, she's trying to fuck. You know what I mean? So that's what I'm saying. Guys who are like, if any question is asked, they go, well, you like me. This is an example. Yeah.

You know. But I do feel my younger in my twenties. Nigga mona. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. He loves this. Hey, can I ask you something stupid? Nicki Minaj. I think you're gonna have a stroke.

You better. It's Nicki Minaj. But is he saying it deliberately? The wrong guy? No, I don't think so. He thinks that- How you doing, baby? I don't think so. Wait, play it again, I wanna hear it. Is it N-word Minaj or is it Nicki Minaj? That's what came up. Hold on,

this could be our whole new thing of what is he saying. He knows it's Nicki Minaj. He does know that. Nicki Minaj. He's no way. Nigga my niggas. He's no way, he was like, I'll just call her that. It's number one, baby. That's fucking so crazy. Right?

Yeah, you know to add that to my drop folder, I think. Definitely. One more, once more so beautiful. Okay, one more? Once more? Okay. Ready? Go on, I really want you to hear it. Really listen, listen, listen, okay, here we go. Nigga my nines.

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He might call her that. Who's that singer? The one with the big ass that's been singing? The one with the big ass that's been singing? The one with the big ass that's been singing? The one with the big ass that's been singing? The one with the big ass that's been singing? The one with the big ass that's been singing? The one with the big ass that's been singing? The one with the big ass that's been singing?

I like her. So he's been in office signing executive orders every day. He's on fire. On fire, deporting people, free and pardoning people, changing militaries, getting the transgenders out, just a lot of, she's just like on a roll. But there's only two genders now, which is so boring. I know. We gotta change our bathroom. But this is what I love about how art

reacts to political climate or big things that happen in the world. That's what artists do, they react, right? Yes. There's war or there's somebody in power and then you get an artist maybe paints something incredible or a movie comes out that touches on this subject in this case a song That speaks I think to so many people I've just been this has been on repeat in my car. So gorgeous Black and indigenous people of color black and indigenous

people of color Lesbian gay gay, bi, transgender, and queer. Lesbian, gay, bi, transgender, and queer. Asian, American, Pacific Islander. Asian, American, Pacific Islander. Latino, Hispanic, Rom Romani and Creole we all have a place in this world we all have a place in this world

We all have a place in this world. Nigga Minaj. Ah! Woo! So. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That woman though, wow, what a beautiful song. That is. Yeah, who is that? Molly Galler. Thank you, Molly. She posts videos of her and her family band,

the Galler family, playing instruments. This is a video where she composed about black, indigenous, and people of color. She only has 85 subscribers on YouTube, so hopefully that number goes up. And this video has amassed over 2,000 views. I think it's really resonated with people. Well, I liked, she brought up the Romani people, which.

I know, that's the one where she probably lost half the people that liked the song. But then she lumped in the Romani with the Creoles, which I thought, are Creole people, are they discriminated against as a... Oh, maybe. I didn't realize they're marginalized in some way. Are they marginalized, the Creoles?

I really didn't think of them as marginalized. Feels like a question for Nicki Minaj, but I feel like the thing that is really nice about this is that, you know, it just, it taps into every group. Yes. But I don't know. And I worry because I worry that she has left out some people.

Oh. You know, like how do you cover all your bases here? I don't know. I'm upset. I don't know. I'm sure the comments are like, you forgot. Oh, you forgot somebody. Hawaiian.

Can you imagine how exhausting she is in real life? This is yes, that's what I thought about as she was singing I was like man if you if you made me spend time with this person how quickly I would unravel Hold on let me go there with you cuz I agree wait, what's worser this broad Yeah, because let's round out her personality. It's, you think she's just super lefty and super duper like, I'm vegan. I don't eat gluten. It's everything, dude.

I'm support. And she's got the flags on her lawn. Ooh, that part really gets me playing the chest as an instrument. Oh, hold on. Isn't that appropriation? That's like a Native American. Well, she needed some rhythm. Yeah.

You can't say anything remotely offensive. She turned the comments off on this video, by the way. Oh, boy. I cannot imagine why. I can't. But hold on. Is it her or like born again Christian who's always talking about Jesus?

I would rather be with a born again Christian. Wow. Wow. Maybe because I have rather be with a born again Christian. Wow. Wow. Maybe because I have a specific person to compare them to and this is a broad description. Yeah. But you'd have to show me the specific born again Christian. What if it's the Denver airport guy? Oh, fucking, I would love to be with that guy.

Are you kidding me? Okay, really? Yeah. But he's talking about conspiracies and the Denver airport looks like a phallic symbol And do we have him here? And Obama and the three things on the flag Is he is he on my thing? Yeah, he is the videos tab Okay, hold on. I wish we could get the two of them together. Oh my god. He's the fucking greatest

Oh, yeah, vote for is. Vote for Donald. Remember he was really high five. He's gotta be so fucking happy right now. Yes. Yes. This or the other one? Right. Yeah.

But they're both musicians. Vote for the Donald. Trump is the man. Let's put our nation into his hands. Mike Pence and Donald make a great team. Just songwriting alone, this is a way better song. I disagree, Tom. I disagree. I like, can I tell you why? Here's why. This is a lot of accoutrement.

Okay, it's kind of like a standup comic that needs props. Like he needs the background with Donald. He needs his little keyboard. That woman was out in the snow with nothing but snow in her chest. Yeah, but the song, the lyrics, lyrics, spitting bars compared to that. I mean, this is a cipher, he fucking wins.

I think sophistication, the woman, the indigenous people rap. Also- I think she's is a cipher. He fucking wins. I think sophistication the woman the indigenous people rap also I think she's more sophisticated. Sorry. That's that's insane. Also. Do you not like insight? I mean Just a brief commentary on a new flag created for the Obama campaign. Yeah now up here on the left we have the Official logo of the Obama campaign and a big O which of course stands for him and below that there are several stripes yes which indicate the homosexual movement first of all I like learning yeah and below Obama's logo we have two stripes and

three stripes which look much more like streaks of blood now some people don't like this kind of perversion of the American flag because it is very satanic. Welcome to Revelation Unraveled. I'm your host, William Tapley, also known as the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse, the Prophet of the End Times. On this program, I want to talk about contraception. Oh, and how using that will prevent you from being raptured. Oh shit. Last week, the pope made news headlines by saying that you cannot prevent AIDS through the use of condoms. And of course he was correct. I mean, you want to have dinner with this fuck

Yes, please pass the maple syrup. I mean you can't with I would be enamored I would never stop asking questions Let me ask you this how the fuck have we never time to contact this man? Have we been trying you've been trying for years. Yeah, he will not respond. He won't respond. No Yeah, we should check in on. Revolution, digital market. Income, fed smoker. Let's see, I pray our dear leader picks the honorable RPC

to replace RPG. RPC to replace RPG? I'm not sure how RPC would be. I read the names over yesterday, ones that were pointed right. I Mean if If we can't get William Copley the third eagle of the apocalypse on the show, what the fuck are we doing? What's our incredible? You know we should check in on too is a pig with tits Oh norm summerton. Yeah norm. I wonder what he's into these days. Will you look into him? Josh? I'm so curious. Yeah for sure Oh fuck I would hang out with norm summerton over the third eagle of the apocalypse. Yeah, he's a good time

He's such a good time Those are crazy tits. He's good Yeah, is that just from those suction cups? I mean a lot you do him all the time That's so crazy. I didn't realize you could just do that Dude, he just straight-up made those tits. Yeah Or is he taking hormones too? I don't think so. It's just the suction. He had probably some natural skin and meat there and then he just puts those take-ups in and he fucking works them six, seven hours at a time.

Yeah. But that actually is a really great example of how commitment and discipline is how you get results. You can't just wish you had results. You need a strong base. I feel like Burt Kirchner would be an ideal candidate for take-ups. Don't you feel like he's got a would be an ideal candidate for tit cups. Don't you feel like he's got a good base coat of tit meat probably?

Oh yeah. And then it would just take six or eight hours like you said. This is got D cups. Now that you said that I have to show you this. Sure. I did a couple of days with Bert Kirschner. Yeah, Bert. Yeah.

And let me tell you, it was a dude played the drums, the guitar, and the keyboard. And the thing was, he was good. He was good. They laughing at me. Burke Hurture. Well, you know, you know the man. You know, you know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about right there when I say it.

Nigga my knives. Wow. You really like that one. That's the best thing I've ever heard in my life. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. Vote for the Donald. He is the man. See, we're singing that one. I know. Hold on. Indigenous people, red and green,

orange and rainy gypsies. Gypsies suck, but everybody else is welcome. No? No. It is funny how the Romani are actually loathed by all of society. Most, yeah. Well, because they are thieving con artists. Well, they teach their kids to steal and rob

and be scumbags, essentially. Yeah, it's a horrible culture. Yeah, it's a horrible culture. It truly is. I've seen the show about them, the gypsies. Was that, remember my big gypsy wedding? Yeah, those are like- It's terrible. Travelers in the gypsies. What's that, remember my big gypsy wedding? Yeah, those are like travelers in the states though. That's like West Virginia gypsies.

Romany shale. Yeah, but if you go to see the real Romani people of like Europe, they're fucking the worst. They're just pariahs. They are, but the Romany shales here are, okay, let me just tell you why I got a little problem with them. Is they do teenage brides.

Remember those girls called? Yeah, they get married at like 14. Yeah, like guys. I clean. It's real important to clean. Yeah, they're doing work. Yeah. Comes home to a clean trailer.

Yeah. That's the highest aspiration a woman can have is to clean the trailer and get married at 14 Yeah, and then we're gonna have the biggest fucking wedding you ever seen Yeah, and her dress is gonna be bling blinked remember that that was like the big thing is that it's shiny dress That's so sad like that's the highlight of your look what he's wearing with the hat sideways at his wedding I know somebody one time put our faces on that one. That's pretty funny wedding. I know somebody one time put our faces on that one. That's pretty funny. Yeah that's a good one. I'm Romany Shale and they're always fighting and drinking. Look at his vest, sleeveless vest. Trash, fucking trash. Yeah. Yeah come on. I'm 20 I got six kids.

That's cool. I'm a princess. I'm a blinged out. Yeah, because you're like 12 years old and you still have this fantasy of being a, but I don't know if the, uh, the, your Eastern blocker gypsies, the, the, they don't do this kind of shit. No, no, no. That's what I'm saying. This is like an American version. No, the, uh, when I went to Budapest, the first time I did this small theater and I was like, it's great to be here.

And I, you know, and they were so receptive the audience was so great and I was like I've been learning some some Hungarian and I just go like rohatsiga and they were like whoa cheered which is rotten gypsy yeah rotten gypsies and then I also said it to my driver, and he goes, whoa, whoa. He goes, be careful, say that outside they kill you. Yeah, well, and also we were in Italy, and I think to our driver, I was like,

oh, what do you call gypsies? And he was like, whoa, whoa, you're not allowed to say gypsy anymore. And I go, you can't even say gypsy? What are they? He's like, no, no, no. They're like Romani, right? The Romani people, blah, blah, blah.

Like that's a very, and but then he was like, you know, the Jews have kind of taken over this neighborhood. It's kind of better if you go over across the bridge to that place over there. There's not so many of them here. And we're like, oh, that's interesting. Well, you know, everybody, we covered it on this show that Hungary was the first to really ban the study

of multigenderism and transgenderism and all this stuff. Looks like our country followed suit. There's only two genders officially now. Well, he's a big fan of Viktor Orban. Trump is. He's been like, that guy gets it. Because Orban also was like, you're not welcome here. That was one of his messages.

He's like, if you're looking for a place to go, do not come to Hungary. He's like, we do not want you. We have fences and we will shoot you if you jump over them. Well, it looks like we're going that way. And also we speak Hungarian and if you wanna be here, fucking learn it. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, well, we're doing it too. So that's cool. There he is. There's the homie. Yeah, he, well we're doing it too. Yeah So that's cool There he is. There's the homie. Yeah, it's very get out of my country. You fucking pig gypsy pig Yeah, this is great. That's the kind of guy I'd like to have a beer with by the way Oh, are you kidding me? I would love to just hear him be like, yeah, there's no one around. What's up? Yeah Fucking gypsies. He would say yeah He was a Nicki Minaj snowing around, what's up? Yeah. Like these fucking gypsies. He would say. Yeah. What Unshine said.

He would say Nicki Minaj for sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then the thing when you do that is like when someone's like that you go, yeah, yeah man. What else? Yeah.

Yeah. Very cool, Tom. Yeah. Very cool. Vote for the Donalds. Now it's in my head. You're right, you're right. The vote for the Donalds. Now it's in my head. You're right, you're right. The vote for the Donalds song is a real banger.

It is a banger, dude. It's a really good one. Yeah. It's a really good one. I'm trying to tell you what I've, well, you do know what I've been doing. And, okay. Yeah, tell me.

All right, are you ready? Yeah, let's talk about it. I'll tell the audience. So, you know, when you go through a traumatic event like I did with cancer, I don't know, my shrink told me like, you go back and you look at your fucking, your traumas, like your past stuff and you reprocess things, right?

So I, it is puke season, right? This is norovirus time, we're in it. And I was starting to get real phobic again of puking, of vomit. Like to the point like around Christmas I was getting real nervous. Like the emetophobia was bad. Like I was fixating on it. Like are the kids gonna puke? Is this gonna happen? So I've been in treatment for my phobia of vomiting and it's been like a three week to a month long process. It's a real thing I should say too

because I know there's people who are like, what the fuck? And it's like, as somebody who has witnessed this, it is a real, like it's a real phobia that is deep seated and genuine. Well, I'll explain usually what happens with people when you have a phobia. It's an irrational fear of something that at some time,

your wires got crossed at some point in your life and you made a causal relationship between vomiting and like the worst thing happening in your life, right? So around the time when I was a little kid, lots of shit going on, I puke, and in my childlike brain, I conflate the two things, vomiting and like the worst thing happening in your life It's like when somebody gargles pee and then they jizz

Exactly, exactly. Yeah, so like okay, so I've been working with this new therapist and I think I've turned a corner because I was watching a movie the other night and I watched somebody puke No, is the witch show the Mayfair witches and the dude puked and I was watching a movie the other night and I watched somebody puke. No, it was the witch show, the Mayfair Witches, and the dude puked and I was like, Tom, I just watched that person puke. You did. And I didn't feel a fucking thing.

And so I'm ready to be put to the test. I'm ready. And as you guys know, for many years, I've been very afraid of watching puke. Every time there's been puke on this show, you throw your headphones off and you go, I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna hear it, and you scream at me.

So. Well, hold on, let me just get my mantra because I'm programmed to think certain things, okay? Okay. I'm supposed to be indifferent to, you say I'm indifferent, I don't hate it, I don't love it. I'm just, it's like- Kind of a neutral reaction. That's the word, it's I'm indifferent.

That's unpleasant. That's unpleasant, and that's what I say to myself. That's unpleasant. Are you ready to be put to the test? It's like any other body function. Okay, hold on. Yeah, I'm ready. I'm fucking, okay. Here we go.

I'm gonna go. Let's fucking, what's that movie? The guy's eyes are open with the toothpicks. Clockwork Orange. Clockwork Orange, yeah. Oh yeah. Okay, here we go. I'm ready.

Okay, is she pregnant? I did it. I'm indifferent. I'm indifferent. Okay, is she pregnant? I did it. I'm indifferent. I'm indifferent. Oh, the kids in the back. That sucks that there are kids in the back. All right.

That's so much. Okay, now I'm getting a little uncomfortable. Okay, okay. All right. I just, the repeatedness of it. That was funny. Kind of funny, right? I think the repeatedness of the first one spooked me. That was like silly.

Babe, here. Try. Oh, that was easy. Ready? What did he throw an egg that's not cool okay, so that doesn't bother me Oh my god, I'm actually laughing for the first time in my life. Guys, this is huge. That's an unpleasant thing. Yeah. That's like a body function like anything else. It's unpleasant.

His laughing was very contagious though. That was fun, right? I liked her sound actually. I was laughing at her going, ugh. He was laughing so hard. Hey, can you keep going? Can you congratulate me? No, this is great. You're was laughing. I liked her sound actually. I was laughing at her going, ugh. He was laughing so hard. Hey, can you keep going? Can you congratulate me?

No, this is great. You're doing great. I'm not even sweaty, feel the pump. Feel it. I'm usually fucking, I'm cold because it's freezing in here. But I'm not. Can you keep the test going?

Hold on, can I just talk about why I didn't like the first one a little bit? Sure, yeah. Because it was like, it happened, it happened. And I think like her kid being there and then I could see her and then I sympathized with it. Because I was like, oh god, now I feel like puking. Watching her puke. So I don't know, it was so much of fear as, oh god, now I feel like puking.

But that's what normal people get, right? Yeah, if you see, like if someone pukes around you in real life, a lot of people, I get triggered by that. If someone vomited, I feel like vomiting. Because I started to feel my stomach lurch because I was sympathizing. Yeah, yeah, that could happen for sure. But Tom, I'm really fucking- I'm impressed, this is progress.

Just so you guys know, weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks of therapy and therapy and therapy, and every night I have to listen to this. Yeah, it's really crazy. I listen to the programming and I've been like. Okay, you ready for another one? Yes. Okay, here we go, hold on.

Okay. Nigga my nag. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. Okay, hold on a second. My bad, that was the wrong one. I've heard that when you open the can, it can squirt. I do quite like a bit of squirting. Yeah.

Squirting. Fuck. Squirting. Fuck it. Oh no. See I don't like watching him feel it. I don't like this bit. Just making me shake a little bit. Fucking hell. That's like octopus jizz. The build up, I don't like this. I don't like this.

No? Okay. No. Cause I't like this. No? No. Because I'm sympathizing. Cut it off. Because I start to feel it. I understand. But I'm not afraid of it. I just start to feel sick myself. Nauseous yourself, yeah.

But it's a distinction because in the past it was just terror. Yes. Yeah. Play it or move to the next one? No, I can go on to the next. Oh, okay. I don't wanna, well, hold on, let's just do it.

I'm gonna clock or orange it, fuck it. All right. Remember. Yeah. Oh, I'm in. This is unpleasant. This isn't just an unpleasant body function. I'm in different. I feel neutral. I feel neutral.

What is it that he's eating? It's like canned fish. Yeah. Oh, I don't like that. Ew, I don't like that. Whoa. Ew, I don't like that. Okay, I don't know. I don't know. I don't like the lead up.

Let's go to the next one. Yeah. Oh, Jesus. He's already puked. Yeah. And he's at a game. Just sitting in the stands. Oh, my God, I'm laughing.

I've never laughed. Can you imagine him leaving this fucking thing? It's too much. Oh my god, I'm laughing. I've never laughed. Can you imagine him leaving this fucking thing? It's so much too. Like how he walks out of there. Look at the cameras behind him. People are like... And he's trying to be discreet. He's like, hold on, I'm coughing.

What would you do though if you had to puke this much in public? You just do that, I guess. Although I wouldn't want it all over myself. What would you do though if you had to puke this much in public? You just do that I guess. Although I wouldn't want it all over myself. I would turn to the aisle. Is he just drunk? Is he too drunk? He's absolutely hammered. He's probably had 40 beers. It looks like beer. He started at 9am and this is like an 8pm game.

Because I'm not seeing a lot of food. I'm just seeing like it looks like it's too That one's for Tommy. That was for you, bro. Stop! Fuck. Oh, don't do that. Don't do that! Oh, fuck. That was horrible.

You guys can eat shit. That was disgusting though, that he sucked it out of the kids. That's just gross anyway. I have one more bonus one for you. Oh God. So here's what happened. Yeah.

So yesterday. I'm indifferent, it's just a body function. I'm gonna set this up. Hold on, it's fine. Let me just do my program, okay? It's just a body function, it's fine. It's like anything else. Okay, let's go.

Yesterday, I was in the gym and we did this kind of cardio circuit, high intensity thing. Yesterday? Yesterday, yesterday. And it kicked my ass. And then, yeah, I think my conditioning is trash, so I'm trying to get better at it. So then today, I didn't sleep very well, so I was pretty tired, I got up early, I went back to the gym.

I had just a little, I had a little peanut butter, a little fruit, and we lifted, and I thought we were just doing that, because typically if you go like high intensity cardio one day, the next day you'll do maybe like steady state, like lower intensity before, you know, so, but we did it, we did a different one again. And the thing was you run 500 meters

and then you get on the Ergoski-er, 20 calories. You just, you do it at like a high clip, right? And then you, one minute recovery and you do it again. So I did the first round and I pushed it. I probably should have like done it at a steadier pace, but I did it hard. So on the second round, I do it again, a little slower, because I'm starting to get fatigued and I'm like,

and then I do the minute recovery, then I'm about to get on for round three, and I was like man like I just Like my heart rate is spiking. I feel weird and then I sent this to Okay, here we go Okay, that actually makes me laugh. That's an un- Jesus, man!

Look, he's making fun of you, Tom. Yeah. Oh my god, yeah, enough already. How much are you gonna go, Tom? Ugh. Are you listening to Nicki Minaj? Yeah. Oh, damn. Yeah.

You're too hot. You're overheated. More! You're gonna go back for seconds? Jesus. Your head is red. Beat red. It was just water that came out.

Yeah I know. I got it. Fluid. I'm watching, I know I got it fluid I'm watching. I know I eyes are open. I'm not freaking out. Hey, I'm not freaking out. I don't like it. It's unpleasant He's such a shit bit shipper Yeah, hey, you know what? I fucking did it dude. Pretty cool, right? Right? Yeah. No, I did it Hello, can you guys clap for me? I fucking conquered it, dude. Pretty cool, right? Right? No, I did it. Hello, can you guys clap for me? I fucking conquered my phobia.

That was huge. 48 years of severe emetophobia. I just watched clips. Yeah, you watched me throw, I threw up into a trash can. It was unpleasant. Yeah. But the world didn't end.

I didn't feel like climbing out of my fucking skin. Keep your foot on the gas. Okay. With what you're doing. Oh, I thought you said there's more to watch. No, I meant like, don't go, this is the end of the road. Are you kidding me? This is just the beginning.

I mean, again, I don't feel terrified like I did in the past. It's unpleasant to watch. Like, Neona, was it how Neona felt preparing the clips? Yeah, she didn't love it. Is she a metaphobe too, or just? Um, I think it just kind of grossed her out. Right, like you just feel like, ew, if I watch this long enough, I will puke too. Mm-hmm, yeah.

That's so weird. Let's just do something funny to- Oh no. Not to balance out of this. You swear? Yeah. You're gonna play more puke. Oh, a forklift, good.

Forklift. Yeah, you know you're gonna play more pew Definitely not America Homie you got fucked up, bro Fuck. Ha. Ha. Whoa. Can I tell you what went wrong here? Yeah. I think the object is too.

Pfft. The fucking. The object is too tall to be on a forklift pallet. There is no pallet. By the way, the speed with which that hit him. Can we see it again? By the way, the speed with which that hit him. Can we see it again? So that is, for people listening, or even if you're watching this,

what appears to happen is that this structure is like a metal structure that is in the ground, probably cemented into the ground. Oh. You know what I mean is it yeah Okay, and they're trying to like you they're trying to rip. Yeah. Well, look where we are Not a good idea boys just Drive the forklift into it. This looks like here. Just an pull it out. This is definitely a stand Yeah pull it out this is definitely a stand

fuck and everybody's standing around yeah well he's standing in a real bad spot obviously yeah it was welded to the ground and then it's a really cool aftermath explanation in here I'm not even gonna read it. That's okay. I don't need to hear it. Okay, here we go. Go to the next one. Yeah. Oh Shit, I hate these dude. I fucking hate the I Well, if you're squeamish look away now I've seen that in person by the way, of course, that's what that's what happened I went to one and I saw it happen in person is like MMA or this Muay Thai. This is kickboxing Yeah, I think yeah, but I saw it. I saw it at a UFC fight. Hold on. Can I brush my hair?

Just feel like brushing. it's like too crunchy. Sure. Hair looks better. Right? It's like softer looking. It's a good haircut. Just a good color too. Alan Martinez, shout out, always homie. Same guy I've been going to for 30 years. He's my homie.

Nothing, I just was thinking about how horrific these last two were Hopefully this next one has a little humor to it Here we go, oh I like these He's not good there's no way he's okay was that an e-bike Oh, fuck. He's not good. There's no way he's okay. Was that an e-bike? It sounded like... Crew claims he is still in one piece and went back to try the jumps again to complete them. What the fuck? What the fuck, idiot? That looked so rough. That looked really rough, man.

Yeah, it was terrible. All three have been horrible, by the way, so rough. That looked really rough, man. Yeah, it was terrible. These are, all three have been horrible, by the way, so far. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Like I'm falling out of a tree. Oh, shit. How far does that go? Oh, fuck.

Oh! Oh! At least there was water down there. Yeah, but everything broke before he hit it. Did you see it all? Well, the rocks didn't help, but yeah. Yeah, the... Okay, is it just that this guy is like a tree,

a tree climbing adult? Tree guy? Yeah. I don't know. Let's see what his injuries were. Here we go. See, 60 feet he fell. He was trying to jump from the tree,

but slipped after, he broke his arm. Okay. That's it? That's it, not too bad. Probably the rocks did that but yeah That was a nice one to wrap that up on Jesus Christ guys That gave me the chills. Yeah, that sucks But he thought he was gonna jump from a tree 60 feet until like river water. That's just inherently not a good idea That's fast. He didn't think it was coming down. He was just like I'm'm gonna jump from the one tree to the next. Oh, he wanted to jump to another tree or did he want to jump into the water? I think he was trying to jump to a tree.

What, like squirrels? He's not a... You can't just do that. People don't do that. Okay. Let me show you one that is funny because I have one that I send in. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Upper back pain removal. That's what this says. With a fucking bomb going off. Yeah. There's no way this is a proven thing in medicine. No. If you have back pain, take a hammer and just club the shit out of somebody in that spot.

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Insane. It's insane. Well what's crazy is who's filming her. Is it the visitor? Yeah, and how does she not notice that? Right, and you're doing this in front of the visitor and the patient? The patient's friend recorded her flossing, yeah.

You're an animal, dude. This is in Ottomah, Iowa. What an animal. At the Ottomah Regional Health Center. He was being treated for congenital heart disease. Oh my God, this poor man. Yeah, she was fired. Yeah, no kidding. Because I even feel uncomfortable flossing near you.

In public, flossing's gross. That's a private thing, I think. But even when you and I do it near each other, I'm kind of like, I don't really want you to see me doing it. It's gross. So private. But I have flossed with the strings from my socks, remember, when an emergency situation on planes

when I was traveling. This is the most brazen thing. No, this is, and there's a camera, dummy. You don't, and the visitor. Like she turns at the end like, shit, I guess I'll turn away. Did I tell you what my mother used to do all the time? When we were, after we were done eating in a restaurant,

she would take a toothpick or the card or whatever and then yeah cover her mouth and then do this like We still know what you're doing. Yeah, just go somewhere else. Yeah, it was so disgusting. Why couldn't she go somewhere else? I don't know. I don't know. Maybe it's a foreigner thing. Is this lady a foreigner? No No, I don't know dude a foreigner? No. No. I don't know dude. No. No. Okay. So fucked up. Well I can't believe I did not freak out with all the puke games. It was pretty great. I'm still pretty stoked. I'm proud of myself. We got the president of YMH Studios. Yes. We should point that out. New Christine. Yeah. Also known as emma hicks She won her first avn for best pov anal scene

All right Congratulations, emma. It's emma hicks pov anal. Uh jules jordan. Oh, that's pretty great That is great pov anal. That's awesome. What does that mean exactly? I guess you're the guy, the camera is the guy. So you get to like, you're... You're there, you're the one. You're the one doing it. Oh, here we go, here's some footage. So like, that's his POV. Oh, that's nice.

So you get to be like, oh, I'm doing this. She looks great. She looks great. I can then just use them. Oh, oh. That's a big one for the butt. You want me to jerk it into my ass? Yes. That's awesome. That's a big one for the butt. Oh, yes.

That's awesome. She looks fantastic. She looks great. Oh! And I have to say, I congratulate her on her makeup and her hair looking fantastic. Even though she's taking it in the A. Oh, my goodness, it's back. And the A. Oh, I see the back. Oh my God.

And I see why this scene is an award winner. Award-winning scene. Wow, that was a wide hole. It's called gaping. Yeah, yes, yes. That was an award-winning scene. I felt it, I felt her passion. I thought she looked incredible.

Make sure you send that link out to everybody in the company. Congratulations, Emma. Yeah. President. Yeah. President. President.

And your, for your award. That's incredible. That's amazing. It's hard to win those. Here you go. Some of your talks of the week. Oh, thank God. In the old days, we used to always leave space between the plates.

So the plates would jingle. So the plates would make noise. And you came up from the squat and I've ever seen a scene where a man is trying to get a girl to come up to him and say, hey, I'm going to be your girlfriend. And he's like, no, I'm not going to be your girlfriend. I'm going to be your girlfriend. as much force as you possibly could that would break that. Yeah. That would break fire and steel, man. That, that feeling, how the fuck you doing? Yeah, dude. And see, this is why the guys in my bro gym

make the noises, now I understand. Look at this. Because you're like, fuck yeah. You can play the replica. Boom! With a deep throat, a deep throat. So the plates would jingle. So the plates would make noise.

This fucking depth that this guy gets to with these and how close his legs are together. It's really fucking, look at that. It's fucking crazy. It's amazing. Yeah. That's nuts. That is nuts. That's why, but that, but I like his theory that you should get credit for doing something like that. That's a, that's a powerful lift.

You should be like, yeah bitch, ding-a-ling. Like an alarm should go off, fucking sirens. For you doing the lift? I get it. But I'm saying like if some boys in my gym, they make a lot of noise and they're not doing stuff like that. Oh, you want it to be more impressive?

Yeah, he's right. Like if it's this caliber, like you better fuck, I want the credit, bro. But come on now. I don't know what's happening. It's some woman's dream too, you know what I mean? Somebody. Somebody's like

Yeah, I was pretty hot yeah, did you like that I like that more than the opening clip really Yeah, I'd rather watch that then because there's just more dynamics to his performance. I like it. Yeah, it's interesting I don't know where it's gonna go. I don't know why he's doing it. There's some more questions. Yep. Yeah. You're just laughing at bullying. That's the best part. It's basically like bullying's back. Yeah. No, but here's also why I like it. I feel like, and correct me if I'm wrong, Angelino's, that that laugh is a specifically

Mexican LA dude laugh, right? That's a car full of cholo. That's what's up, yeah, that's why I was like, dude, I fucking heard this directed at me quite a few times growing up in the 818. Yeah, those are Cholos, dude. That's why it's so priceless. I know those are Cholos.

Also, like that fucking guy. The purest form of bullying is just laughing at somebody. You don't say anything. You don't say anything. Can we see one more time? And that person knows. They're like... They didn't have to say shit. They technically bullied.

They just laughed. Yeah, they bullied him. That's Cholo laughing for sure. But that's not LA. No, these are Latin guys laughing. Isn't that like Europe or something? Look at the signage and everything. I don't, maybe, but I'm telling you, dude, that right?

Angelino's. That's a car full of homies. It sounds like, I know. That's, that's your, that's European. Maybe they're on a European vacation. Say, you don't know. the Cholos are on the hey maybe fucker maybe they like to travel you don't think they go to Amsterdam that might be fucking Amsterdam he's just got his furry ears on yeah he's walking down the street

with the other way guys mining his own business just Bro definitely got the tail end right now to yeah, of course she does I hate the self-esteem people have these days Just going about his life Good It's pretty good. I don't know. Go with it guys. What the fuck? Yeah, this guy. Yes indeed baby.

It's an alligator. Wrapped in bacon. I don't believe that grill is big enough for this sir. Thanks to Mr. Audie and Ms. Renee, we out here cooking alligator in the Kentucky hood, baby. We get ready for the LSU, Florida, and Davis. It's not big enough, you're right. It's gonna take him hours to smoke that.

Oh yeah. Hours. How long to smoke a full-size alligator wrapped in bacon? No, this is like a 24-hour process, for sure. Yeah. Yeah. And not only that, look, I've tried alligator right in Florida. It's good. It's good meat.

But I think if you wrap anything in bacon, it's going to taste good. Yeah, it's going to be delicious. Also though, but wasn't that gator not skinned? I think that's the- You're supposed to skin them, yeah. I would skin that before I smoked it. Because you don't eat gator skin, right? No.

I don't think it cooks up. You want to eat leather? No. Oh, that's what you're eating. Yeah. It's like eating don't think it cooks up. You wanna eat leather? No. Oh, that's what you're, yeah. It's like eating, yeah, it's like eating like kiwi skin or something. I don't know, but something tells me this guy knows what he's doing, so maybe I should shut the fuck up.

My dog shit in the bed and I laid in it. Let me know your opinion. My dog shit in the bed and I laid in it and it smeared everywhere. And my mom won't let me have dairy products Let me have ice cream It's all related shit everywhere and I shit all over the toilet. Yeah, I know your opinion on what? She wants to know your thank you and rock on is the sign off

Well, let's have an opinion the dog shit in the bed and she slept in it Yeah, and then her mom won't let her have ice cream because then she shits in the bed. She shits everywhere. She shits all over the seat. Yeah, my opinion is your mom might have a good point here. Also another opinion is change your sheets and Yeah, don't let the dog back in the bed maybe. Yeah, those are my opinions on this. Yeah, I'd wake up if I smelled the dog's poo in the end and also rock on That's insane Come on. How can you not love the Irish? So there's 5,000 people that are Irish outside a Victoria's Secret in Denmark, and as women leave with their bags, they're cheering for her.

But do you know why? No. Because Denmark, I believe, if I'm not mistaken, is one of those equal equal societies, right? Like remember when we were in Amsterdam? And everything's so 50-50. I don't think women really buy lingerie anymore. They even dress alike. They're more asexual, the men and the women, you know?

So maybe, I'm thinking this has something to do with that. I don't think it has anything to do with that. What? You don't think so? No. And Google, and Denmark are the men. No, no, but that's not why these- The women are asexual in Denmark.

These guys are not there because of that. But I'm saying because they're in Denmark and they're like, all the chicks here look like dudes. Why is that? And they're probably celebrating the ones that are being like chicks. No, women in Denmark are not inherently asexual. These are just drunk soccer hooligans. Yeah, of course.

They're just like, chicks are buying bras. And they're just like, chicks are buying bras. And they're just singing, yeah. I would love it if there was a group of Irish football fans cheering for me. Oh yeah, when you bought panties. I was like, yeah, dude. That'd be so much fun. I'm just loving someone. Your Nicki Minaj is my guy making these noises.

I really like this. This guy's definitely not alive, but yeah. He's probably done that for 60. You know how many people hate him in there? Oh, oh, oh. Fucking Leonard doing his god damn noises again. The pride flag that we're hanging at our house this year has a couple new additions.

Let's talk about them. Of course we've got the original six colors of the rainbow, the black and brown stripes to represent people of color, the blue, pink, and white to represent trans folks, and a new addition to this flag, the yellow triangle with the purple circle to represent folks that are intersex. And the other new addition to our flag

is the two feathers in the circle, which represent indigenous folks that identify as two-spirit. One feather represents feminine identity, one feather represents male identity, and the circle that holds them together represents the unification of both identities. My partner and I are always trying

to be inclusive as possible. That's why we chose to fly this flag this year, the More You Know Shooting Star. Fantastic. My partner and I love watching this. Can I tell you, you don't think they should put maybe handicapped people or differently abled people on the flag? Why?

Isn't that, isn't that, is there a flag for that? People that are differently abled? There's a placard. Oh, there you go. But he didn't even do the disability flag. That's the disabled pride flag. You'd think that he would start with the, It's so hard to choose between the disability flag and the gay stuff.

Well, it looks like there's some of those colors. I mean, he's got a lot of colors in there already. You know? Well, wait, the disability flag is, yeah, it's similar to the gay stuff. Yeah, but there's, see, some of the colors are already represented there. But yeah, it could be more inclusive.

I know, I feel like they're leaving people out. It's definitely important. I'm glad he did this and I'm glad I learned something. That was good. Also. Yeah? He's got a lot going on. Yeah.

All right. My friend Jackson died from vaping and I miss him. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a rat's ass That's cool And I miss it I thought he was starting that with like talking about his friend Friend Jackson died from vaping and I miss him. I don't give a fuck Come on! Fucking belter that, you know, Paul. That was Scouser's fucking performance. It's like... Absolutely.

How are you feeling? I'm amazed, mate. I needed it. That's it, come on, belter. That is insane. That was English. That's insane. Can we hear it again?

I'm going to try it again. That guy should order Starbucks as a happy birthday. Well, but it's just an old bizarre. Hey, maybe we could ask the UK people to do a happy birthday. I thought we were watching Polish for the first few seconds. Liverpool. You know, Paul, I'm fucking buzzing to be one win against Arsenal only team to win the first three games.

Jesus Christ. Come on. Fucking belter that. You know, Paul, that was... It's like I pull out words. I'm like, oh yeah. Like, beat Arsenal only three times. Like I'm like, phew.

That's insane. Man, that's going to be a doctor one day. Isn't that wild? Yeah. Fucking a man. Happy birthday governor. Happy birthday. He should be doing it.

Yeah. This way. How are you feeling? How are you feeling? I'm leaving this. I said everyone come out. What? It's insane.

Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Governor. That's the guy. That's the guy. Yeah. Happy birthday. Anytimev'na. That's the guy. That's the guy. Yeah. Any time men don't have pants on, women should have knee pads always on their legs

so they can be ready anytime. Well, he's a cool guy. You like cool guys. I know, that's a good point. Look at his little smirk. Yeah, he thinks he's really inventing some new shit. Well, he just knows he said something naughty. He's like, you know why women should have knee pads on

when a guy doesn't have pants on? Yeah. In your booty. Yeah, I'm gonna eat your ass. It's not that far. Pretty cool. Yeah, he's a cool guy. This was fantastic. I had so much fun today. So did I. And congratulations, he's a cool guy. This was fantastic.

I had so much fun today. So did I. And congratulations. You really are defeating your puke phobia. Thanks buddy. I'm still working on it. It's gonna get better and better. Don't forget, Valentine's right around the corner.

Oh yeah, buy my lipsticks. Order your lipsticks, order strawberries and ranch. Diamonds and panties. Diamonds and panties. And yeah, let's see here. I will play something cool for you. I'm gonna go out on this song. We'll see you next week. Hello, Gov'net. Bye, Gov'net. What the fuck are you doing, man? I got diamonds, diamonds, diamonds, diamonds, diamonds, diamonds, diamonds, diamonds, diamonds,

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