Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Classic Jeans-46-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Episode Date: September 19, 2014

Reach into the closet, up onto that top shelf. Further, no further. Yeah, those nice worn in jeans are there. Put them on and pull them up. While the moms are on vacation we give you an oldie but goodie. Some of the origins of Mommycode are deep within this episode. Listen and enjoy.

Well, we're doing something a little different. We are on Momcation right now, which is exciting. And you pointed out something the other day. Other people have asked about this, but you had a great idea. And people have asked about some older episodes. And if you go to iTunes, you can only go back a hundred episodes. So we talked about it and we decided how about while we're gone, we released some classic jeans.

Yeah. And we went deep into your mom's house vaults. I'm talking the forties when we first started when we first pulled out of death squad. There's so many so many people that don't know the story of the transition. They don't know what these old episodes are like because they started listening around 100 or 150. They don't even know the show is way more streamlined by episode 100. But in the forties, man, this shit is jam packed. This is this episode has the genesis of a lot of stuff that became staples on our show. For instance, your father, the star of our show, Top Dog, who we're going to see this week.

We're going to see this week. We're going to get more stories from. But in this episode, you're going to hear the beginnings, essentially, of Top Dog and the Orlando Airport. We'll give you just that. Just that. We won't tell you more. No, no, no. And you're going to hear some karaokeing in this and some very important. And you're also going to hear the very beginnings of where the dude's at, which is one of the first running jokes we had on the show. Yeah. I mean, you'll hear in the voice of one Casey, my college roommate, who not too happy about people looking for dudes.

No. There's a lot of good stuff in it. We hope you enjoy these classic genes. We will have to take a little break because we're just going to be gone. But I think you're going to enjoy the denim from its origins. It's like original denim. Yeah. It's like original denim. That's a really good way of putting that. There you go.

There you go. I'm so excited to play these classic episodes. I mean, when we were re listening to this, Tom and I just now like we cook. It's unbelievable. We can't believe how much good stuff is in episode 46. It's going to blow. And you're going to see some stuff that originated. You never heard of this episode.

You're going to lose your mind. Yeah. It's pretty great. All right. We'll see you soon, guys. Love you, genes. Once again, from the mommy dome, you are listening to your two mommies. Casa de mommitas. Ready to do this? Let's do this shit.

You ready to do this or not? Oh, for fuck's sake. What the fuck happened there? I hate when you get me excited. This shit is big time. Oh, it's random. Don't bring anyone loving to this. Your mom in the fucking stand.

Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house. With Tom Segura. And Christina Pajitz. Welcome to your mom's house. Here come the drums. All right. All right. Yeah. Yeah. All right. All right.

Here come the drums. All right. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. All right. Yeah. That's a jam. I remember this. Remember this?

Who is Chris? Not Chris Cross. What the fuck? Third base? Third base? No. Chris Cross will make it jump, jump. No. Make daddy came. No. Stop. Stop now.

LL Cool J. Fucking Christ. MC Hammer. No. I still have their t-shirt in fifth grade. This is public enemy. There you go. Yeah.

Get the fuck out of here. What? When I was an angry young black kid, I listened to a lot of public enemy men. On the mean streets of Vero Beach. Way before Vero. This is Milwaukee? Before then.

Cincinnati? Minneapolis. Oh, wow. When I was in Minneapolis as a kid, I used to wear my fear of a black planet t-shirt to school, not even knowing what it meant. I still have it. I have that shirt.

How did your parents like that? They were just like, eh, Tommy likes different things. They even know what that was. Fuck no, they didn't know. They know what face of power was? This super aggressive shit was blaring out of my bedroom every day. Like, he imagined you're like, how's Tommy doing?

He's doing well. Wow, that's nice. What's he listening to? Joining the Black Panther. That's exactly right. Yeah. Good for you though. You know why I love you?

Why's that? Because I was listening to the Ramones and the Clash. Yeah, it's just different. I mean, it's the same thing. Yeah. It's all about rebellion. It's all about groups that people that don't have a voice or groups that don't have a voice.

Wow. And opening up and having a voice. Right, right. Well, white kids generally had a voice. Right. Mine's like white upper middle class. But they felt like they didn't have it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's the common. Oh, yeah. I love it. Yeah. I like this. I love that, like, are only into today's hip hop. If you haven't listened to this, you're a fucking idiot. Okay?

This is really good. This shit sounds... This is even later in their catalog. This is more exciting to me than the crap that's out right now. It's so much better. Yeah. I mean, it is so much better, man. I feel like they're talking about stuff.

I mean, I'm not sure what kind of stuff, but it sounds like he's really talking about stuff, you know? It's so good. You got to check out. You got to check out. You know who I miss too, and they're not comparable, but Digible Planets. Yeah.

Because I think girls love Digible Planets because they had such good hooks and meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. There's no shit. Yeah. Okay, okay. This was, this is... Wow. You want to start some shit?

Put on Welcome to the Pterodome. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. It's like... I like it. This is what boxers should walk at. If I was a boxer, put on Welcome to the Pterodome.

And then menacing laugh. Listen, listen, this is a real question. It's powerful. It's so powerful. Yeah, there's a lot of fire in this shit, man. Energy. A lot of aggressive energy, which I always like and resonate with. Yeah.

Anger, anger. Exactly. Even as a kid, not understanding the meaning. Yeah. It's the aggression. The emotion. There's the emotions there. To a teenage boy.

It's like fire in your cock. Yeah. This is what I had going through. I was, this was in my ears every day. I love it. Welcome to the Pterodome. I love it. It's rebellion, teenage angst.

Yeah. I like it. Shit. Big shout out to Chuck D. Flav. Yeah. Terminator X. I love Flavor Flav.

So good. I remember watching yo MTV raps. Oh, yeah. And being like, whoa, dude. Bad, bad, Freddy. Bad, bad, Freddy. Yeah, she's cool. Dr. Dre and Ed Lover.

Yeah. And not the Dre you're thinking of. Dude. I remember I love her. Yeah. Yeah. They were great, man. I used to, I've never missed that.

I never missed. Yo MTV raps introduced me to Wu Tang. Oh, yeah. I remember watching the chess box and I think that's what it's called. Right. Was it chess boxing? Is that the video? That premiered.

I'm not in the fishin' auto. I think that's what it was called. Yeah. Chest box. And I remember this premiered on yo MTV raps. And I was like, what in the fuck is this? Blew your mind apart. This.

Okay, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And I was like, huh? And then Prodigy sampled this. Yes. And then they have the blue guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, my eyes were peeled back over my forehead.

Yeah. Oh snap. And then, well, a lot of shit. NWA. NWA was so big in Los Angeles. Yeah. What was it like growing up in NWA? Oh, it was the dopest thing.

When that album dropped straight out of Compton. Yeah. It fucking blew a hole in Los Angeles. It must have. It must have been crazy. I mean, those guys were saying, fuck the police. Yeah. And you've never heard anything like that.

And to suburban white kids like me, I was like, get the fuck. Yeah, fuck the police. Of course, now I'm like, I love the police, but. When I. I remember, what's it called? I remember when my cousin, who's a cop, still a cop, came. Oh, is it? Oh, I like that.

Yeah. Oh, street now. Here we go. This is it. It's a jam. Yeah. He came over to my house and I had this shit playing. Your cop cousin?

My cop was like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube. Yeah. Come on. Yeah, this shit's dope. And Red Man. Red Man, yep. MTV Raps introduced me to Red Man, who's Reggie Noble, defunct Dr. Spod.

Okay. I love that shit, too. At the same time you were watching Yo MTV Raps, I was watching 120 minutes. Really? Which is like the alternative. Yeah. It played at like midnight on a Sunday. Yeah.

You have to record on VHS, VCR. Yeah. Yeah. This, I remember in public school in LA, we couldn't wear red or blue. Are you serious? Yeah. Because of the gang shit, because of colors came out, that movie colors. And we weren't even allowed to wear it because they were crimping blood colors.

Yeah. That's how influential this stuff was. I really love this shit, man. Yeah. Did you think I was, did you think I was, did you like that I was into this when we started dating? Were you like, what the fuck? I like anybody that's into what they like.

Yeah. If you would have been like, hey, I'm really into country music. I'd be like, all right. You know, it's not my thing, but. Yeah, that's true. But I like hip hop. I think everybody likes hip hop. No.

Even when I was got, I secretly would listen to hip hop. Like my friends and I secretly did. Really? What's, this sounds like, is this her super suit? No. This is. This is. That hole belongs to me.

Yeah. Oh snap. This is good. You have to be not like this. When I was in high school, my high school football coach was like, hey, I want you to, he asked me, I want you to make us a pregame mix tape. No. To play over the loudspeakers, like over in the, in the football stadium.

Like when we run out and I was like, fuck yeah. Yeah. And so I, this was song number one and I gave him the tape. It was still tapes. You had to, I had to play CDs and record it onto a tape. Oh yeah. I remember that. It was track.

It came on the speakers and he was like, what in the fuck is this? Yeah. It's red man. And he was like, what the fuck is red man? And I was like, it's what you're listening to. He was hoping for some 10,000 maniacs. He goes, no, he was like, I thought you would be like Zeppelin and, you know, and I was like, no man, it's all this shit.

And he was like, turn that shit off. And he didn't let it play. He didn't let me use it. He thought you were different kind of way. He totally thought I was a different kid. And he was like, I thought you were going to have some Metallica. I was like, this is what I like. And he was like, that is a white kid genre though.

Zeppelin. Yeah. He thought I was a heavy metal kid. But can you imagine running out to play football? Come on. This is the perfect choice. Coach, you fucked up. You should have let me, you should have let me play this shit, man.

You should have let me fucking play that. That music gets me, I want to fucking stick it to the man when I hear that. That's what I want to say to my coach. That's what I want to say to you, coach. What do you think now? Yeah. How do you like me now? How do you like me now?

Mom's house. All right. So that's our super mega hip hop intro. Let's get down to business. First things first, we asked you, our listeners last week to weigh in on our conversation about who do you like more? Who do you think is a sexier mommy? Do you like?

It's Salma. Salma. Salma. S-A-L-M-A. Not Salma. Panela Piclus. Panela Piclus. Yes.

I was team Salma. Yeah. You were team Penelope. Yes. And they overwhelmingly decided, they overwhelmingly decided that they are absolutely done with being a Salma. I mean, that was beautiful. Thank you.

Oh, I like and smell the Tapatillo in the air right now. It wasn't even, it was a landslide. I know. I mean, you got. What a fight. Crush. I'm upset about it. I was very upset.

I love this music so much. Let me see. I think I have a couple listeners wrote in. Yeah. They didn't just say they liked Salma. It was a little more aggressive. Here's an email we got from a listener. Tom.

I'm on team Salma. On a scale of zero to four come buckets, I give Salma, he wrote Salma. Salma. Yes. I give Salma four come buckets and I give Penelope two come buckets. And I'm being generous in giving Penelope two come buckets because of the amount of jizz it would even take to fill one come bucket. How dare you.

Salma not only looks hotter, but she sounds hotter too. Plus, I think that Salma would look good with her without makeup. But Penelope needs makeup to look good. Signed Glenn. Thanks, Glenn. Would you like to read the next one? Yeah. I mean, listen, I'm already disappointed because obviously this just goes to show that men

and women find different things attractive about women. Like for instance, us girls, we think like super model, model types are hot and then you guys like to go for the trashy pigs. That's what this proves. Oh, I got big tits and I speak them in Fanny. Oh, I'm going to Union Brown, a movie. Okay. Here's one.

I love it. I love it. Go for it. Glenn. Oh, this is Sean. Team Salma all the way. I agree with Tom. I want to fill her with come way more than Penelope.

I can sum it up with two movies I enjoy equally. Salma made Desperado better. Penelope in no way made Blow better. Salma has the better body and no Spain inspired pseudo list when she talks. Well, Sean, that was a very in depth analysis. Very much so. Very proud of your analysis. Yes, but Sean, have you seen the recent Pirates of the Caribbean movie with Penelope?

She's very nice. Nice. She's very nice. Her tits were big in that movie. My friend Jim Callahan weighed in with its Salma by a landslide plus cruise dated cruise. Oh, shit. So she probably has Scientology microchip and planted somewhere in her nether region. In her nether region.

Thank you, Jim. You know what? Actually, I take Penelope down a notch because of that Tom Cruise dating stuff. He's a fucking lunatic. There's no normal way you can date that guy. There's no way. There's a couple other comments I have to retort. I know.

It's just horrifying. Shake. Yeah. Our buddy Shake. He remember Shake. We went to London with Shake. Oh, yeah, man. Shake wrote, hmm, can we fill up?

Can we fill Salma up with Penelope? Oh. And I'll take it up the back end. If not, I'm Salma all the way. It would be the best seven seconds of her life. What? I don't, I still don't get it. Ari Shafir, our good friend Ari, said while Penelope cruise is clearly less hot, she seems

more likely to have an abortion and therefore wins my juice. I love Ari's analysis. Yes. Yeah. And it went on and on. I mean, it's Salma, Salma, Salma, Salma. It's on and on and on. Look, I'm not, I'm not happy about that.

Like I said, it just goes to show guys and girls find different things attractive in women. I thought overwhelmingly that Penelope cruise was the hotter one, but I'm wrong. You guys like, you guys like slut pigs. You guys like fuckability, apparently. Guys, don't worry about it. I got your back. Wait, you know our friend Ryan Sickler from the Crab Feast, who I did their podcast yesterday? Yeah.

He, he goes, oh, I like Salma. She got more meat on her bones. I like them tits. I like them tits. I don't have an accent. What are y'all talking about? Yeah. That's my favorite thing he says.

What accent? Baltimore. I'm from Baltimore. I lived in the city, moved out to the county, came back to the city. But yeah, I mean, I'm gonna be more gone away. I don't have an accent. Whatever. You know what guys?

I know you've spoken and I'll respect your decision. I'm not happy about it. We showed her guys. We totally taught her a lesson. Oh, fill her with cum. And thanks, Tom, for encouraging them to write things like, I want to fill her with cum. And how many orifices will I fill with her jizz and stuff? Seal her.

The whole thing was to seal her shut. Oh my God, babe. You know, we can't encourage people to be typing this shit on the internet. You know what I mean? They have jobs to keep. Absolutely we can. Employers to be worried about. We can't just write that stuff.

So, you know what we did the other day that we haven't done in a long time? We went out. We're so anti-social. It's so terrible, man. Well, you know, the way I see it is that you and I entertain people for a living. Yeah. And when we're home, it's just down mommy time. It's just on the couch.

Yeah. We watch a lot of hoarders, a lot of my strange addiction. There was a girl that drank gasoline this week on the episode we watched, which was pretty horrifying. We like to do that. We really like to eat brownies. We made some fat girl brownies last night with some ice cream because Tommy likes the hot and the cold together in a bowl.

I do like it together. And then we got forced to go out. We agreed to go out with a friend of ours, a comedian. Should we say who it is? Whatever. Or should we keep it anonymous? Keep it anonymous. It makes it more intriguing.

Okay. Comedian and his... Comedian actor. His friend, yes. And we went out. We actually went to Koreatown and we took a cab to go do that. Yeah. We don't ever do that.

Yeah. It's fucking mortifying to leave our house. That place was the shit. Yeah. We ended up stepping into a fucking time machine slash portal into another world. Korean world. You walk in there and you're like, whoa, it was like all wood inside. Everything on the wall was not...

It was all in Korean. Nothing was like, hey, Guailo, welcome. It was all like, this is Korean shit for Korean people, which is the best type of place to... Oh, that means you're going to eat good shit. And do you remember which food they brought out? Oh, dude. And not only that, people were smoking next to us. In all over.

Yeah. And they're not allowed to, but they're like, yeah, you can. But that's how you know it's a dope place. Yeah. Smoking. And in LA, that's a big... If you don't live in LA, listen, smoking is not allowed within yards of the door. Yeah, they're real gay.

You can't smoke like in the parking lot of restaurants. Yeah, so... They were like, fuck it. Here's your food. Here's an ashtray. Yeah. Do whatever you want. And we got tons.

We ordered it because we couldn't really tell what the menu was. So it was like, yeah, get fucking cheesy corn and ribs and two platters and then hot soups. They were moving stuff. They were throwing food off of the plate onto other food. And then they're like, Jesus, do you know what you guys ordered? We were like, no. Oh, and the Korean people next to us, you got up and go to the bathroom. They were just marveling at all the disgusting shit on our table.

Yeah, we really... Look at these fat white people. Yeah, we really overdid it, man. So we did that. God damn it was good. It was amazing. And then we kept drinking and drinking. And then we did karaoke, which...

How many years has it been since we've done karaoke together? Maybe my 28th... No, my 26th birthday? Yeah. That you came to, like, like nine years ago? Singing is not in my fucking wheelhouse. That was really bad. Like it's in mine?

You were better than me. We're both terrible. Our friend was really good. Really good. He knew all the jams. He knew how to sing. Yeah. He really had a voice.

Singing hits, too. Yeah. And he knew how to sing, like, the way that the artist would sing. Yes. You know how he would change it up? Well, some people like to get it perfectly like that. Yeah. Like the inflection and, like, everything's awesome.

That's not how you and I roll. No. I would, I was singing before the letters would light up and it was bad. Yeah, but you'd also, let's just call it out here. You had a few. Oh, yeah. How many did we, did you strap on? Uh, I really tied one on.

You tied one on, yeah. Yeah. Somebody that sings like me. This song sucks. I know. But this is basically my level. Yeah. This is, this is better than what I do.

I don't have that. You know what it is? Is that when I started fucking with liquor? Yeah. You know when I started? When? When we started. Oh, you, oh, that's right.

I was having top shelf margues to start off. You having margues at the house? Yeah. Yeah. That's dangerous. So you did margues, which is tequila. Right. Tequila.

This is how I sound. But I scream a lot. So I do it. I like to sing and I scream. I just scream. I have no idea how to sing. I don't talk for my diaphragm. I don't sing for my diaphragm.

No, no. I don't know how people do it. It's so hard. It is hard. And I do this thing that when I sing. Oh, I hate this song. This makes me bananas when girls do this fucking song. Chicks love this song.

Hey, you know who's really? I do that thing where I sing up. I sing like that to myself. Yeah, yeah. And then when it's time to actually sing, I'll be like, oh, you got to put your voice into it. Oh, it's so hard. And then it's really hard because I'm like,

ooh, I have a really bad voice. You have Tamar voice. She sucks. I know. Hey, do you know who really loves to karaoke a lot? Who? The guy that plays Mr. Belding on Save by the Bell. Really?

Dennis Haskins. Dude, he is at Dimples. If you guys want to see Dennis Haskins, he's at Dimples like every, I think Friday or Sunday. And he's like the ringmaster of it. Really? He karaoke's like a lunatic. If you Google Mr. Belding or Dennis Haskins doing karaoke,

he's at Dimples. And there's a million videos of him singing. I think he wanted to release an album. Is he good? So he has a voice. I think so. I mean him do it. His videos online?

Yeah, they're online. If you Google it or go to YouTube. That's a good one. I just do the chorus. Is that John Leonard? It's a kid auditioning. This is American Idol. X Factor, I think.

That's terrible. It's really bad. It's really bad. My favorite one is Aqua Barbie Girl. Hiya, Barbie. Hi, Dad. You want to go for a ride? Come on, Dad.

Come on, Dad. Oh, shit, man. I'm a Barbie doll. Oh, my God. I'm going to kill myself. This song makes me a homicidal. But I was drunk by midnight. And I thought it was four in the morning.

Well, we started early. We started around like eight or seven. Seven. Top shelf marks. Yeah. And then beers. Beer. And I was drinking the...

What's the Korean... Soju. Soju, which is one of their liquors, right? Oh, yeah. So I did a few shots of that. So I had one going. Then we go to the other bar. Right.

Because we went to the other bar. Then another bar. We just had a beer there. Do you have to understand? The mommies don't go to bars. We're not boozers. We don't do this shit. And people think because I'm a comic, I'm a big dude.

They're like, you look like you can fucking drink, man. It's like, yeah, but I don't do it regularly. Therefore, my tolerance has gone way down. Oh, I don't drink at all. I have two drinks. No. And I'm hammered. I know.

On the road, too, when people are like, you want... Could I get you a drink? I'm like, I can get free drinks, first of all. Oh, yeah. I know. I feel bad when they buy you a drink. I know. Like, don't do that, please.

I got it. And secondly, no. I don't want to have a drink. I don't like it when they're like... When there's two shows in a night and they go, have a drink. I'm like, no, I got another show. They're like, so what? Don't you go up there and load it?

I'm like, actually, no. See how I'm totally sober right now? I'm talking to you. I guess it's the John Belushi that everyone thinks that comedians are like that. Fucking animals on... Yeah, no. It's hard. I don't like to perform buzzed.

I can't. I like having... I do like having a drink or two when the shows are over. Yes. When you're done. Done. You can wind down. I like that on like a Friday or Saturday night.

It's like, hey, we're winding down now. Oh, that's fantastic. But I can't imagine going up... Couple beers. Going up high. But liquor... That's why... You notice you never see me drink liquor?

No. Because I get like that. Well, I remember one time when we before... Right before we started dating, we were just friends and it was your birthday party. And you were like 20... turning 25. 25. And we were at some like the Hollywood canteen bar.

Yeah. Yeah. And Tom is hammered, plastered. Hammered. Shit-housed. And I look over and you're jumping rope. Jump rope. Yep.

Jumping rope. Yep. In the club. In the dance club. Where the bouncer who came over to tell me to stop was laughing. He was like, hey, man. That was great. He was like...

And I was doing shit like boxer shit. Yeah. Like double... Like skipping it twice. Just drunk. Yeah. And he was like, hey, looks like you're really good at that. But you can't do that.

And I was like, why not? And I was really fucking into it. And belligerent. And you were a little upset that you couldn't do it. I wanted to. But you know what? That's... That's what I wanted to say.

That's what I wanted to say. That's what I wanted to say to him, man. But I made me like you in a sexual way. That's one of the first times I looked at you differently. Sure. Not just as time to grow my friend. But I was like, that guy can jump rope drunk. That's kind of cool.

And I could really jump rope. I was moving that shit around. Skipping skip. Yeah. You know, I'm back into it. I'm boxing now. I know. I can't believe it.

How was your class tonight? We haven't really talked about it. Listeners, if you want to lose some weight, dry boxing. And you want to fart at the end of class. I fart at the end of every boxing class. That's what you keep telling me. I'm boxing at a gym here near my place. And it's fucking awesome.

I really recommend boxing. It's really... It's such a great workout. Oh, just to... I mean, boxers have to have such good wind. You have to be able to... Yeah. Believe me, it's hard as fuck.

Yeah. And I... Sorry. Is that your email coming in? Yeah. Sorry. I'm wearing the class. Yeah.

And there's some times where I'm like, holy shit. I don't know how much longer I can take with this. But that's how... Like, I'm the type... I need an activity. I'm the same one. I've plateaued with running and lifting. Like, I do it...

I can't do that for an hour. But I can go into a place, jump rope, do, you know, do some push-ups, sit-ups, do focus pads, start doing speed work. Yeah. Hit the heavy bag. Hit stuff. And then you feel like, wow, I'm doing something. And then you don't realize an hour went by.

Oh, yeah. Look, I don't mean to brag, but I studied kung fu at Griffith Park. Did they do that to you? They did that. I took an all-female kung fu class, and it was dope. Yeah, it's awesome. This little 20-year-old girl was like a black belt, and she... You know, it wasn't official.

We just did it for fitness and kicking stuff, but it was hard as fuck. To even go for like two minutes on the bag to punch it or kick it, it is incredibly difficult. I'm so proud of you, Jeans. Thanks, Jeans. Wait, we didn't even... I'm back to karaoke. Back to karaoke. We didn't even scratch the fucking surface.

No. So here we are. It's about midnight, and, you know, we sung Fernando by Abba. We've done Talking Heads. We did Talking Heads. I did a Rihanna song. You did the Rihanna. But I couldn't, you know, I was so upset.

They didn't have my song. I was so upset. They didn't have Homeless Cave. They didn't have it. They had Run This Town. And you did a great job. No, I did not. I thought you did great.

No. And that was my first one. It was already all fucked up. You did it. You were like, oh. I was so... I was looking, and I kept going to try to find our song. Oh, here she is.

This is what I wanted to do. I was so excited about this. He gets me excited. Just this intro is so good. Brown diamonds in my ass. Brown diamonds in my ass. We would have fucking took it down. Yeah.

If this was there. Oh, come on. Homeless Cave. It takes to close my eyes. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I love it.

The way I'm feeling, I just can't deny. But I'm gonna go. We're falling in love in a Homeless Cave. We're falling in love in a Homeless Cave. We're falling in a Homeless Cave. We're falling in a Homeless Cave. God, God, God, God, God, God, God. Beat it up.

Beat the beat up. Jersey Shore style. If that would have been there, come on. Oh, I would have lost my mind. Yeah, me too. And especially if you gave me a few more Jack and Cokes. I would have ripped that fucking room apart. That's the other thing.

By the way, that was my first. I didn't know how Koreans do it. The private room? We did the private room. Do you know what that's even about? I bet there's people that don't even know that shit. Let's explain that shit. Break it down.

Can we sing it as Homeless Gay once? Yeah. With some Homeless Gay. Sure. I want to do it one time the other way. Yeah. Of course. Uh-oh.

Thankfully the chorus comes around every 10 seconds. Mom, I love that 10 seconds. Oh. It's a meow meow meow meow. It's a meow meow meow meow. To every love, with some Homeless Gay. With some Homeless Gay. With some Homeless Gay.

Everybody sing. With some Homeless Gay. With some Homeless Gay. With some Homeless Gay. Uh-uh-ah. Homeless Gay. Uh-uh, yeah. Uh-uh-uh.

Suck, suck, suck, suck, suck. Mwah-mwah-mwah-mwah. There are diamonds in the light. Uh-uh-uh. I forgot. I fucking forgot. That it's Gay's in Matt Cave. That's how long it's been. Yeah.

This is so fun. I hope people carry over you this, aren't we? Yeah. With some Homeless Gay. With some Homeless Gay. With some Homeless Gay. With some Homeless Gay. With some Homeless Gay.

With some Homeless Gay. With some Homeless Gay. Oh, yeah. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Yeah, suck it. Suck that cock. You got to spit my asshole before you fuck it. Ha-ha-ha-ha.

Oh, is that a sandwich? Ha-ha-ha-ha. Anyways, clearly, clearly you can tell that if that had been on the playlist, we'd be reporting that we got signed to a new deal. Yeah, we dominate that. Determinate with extreme prejudice. That would have been the shit. So tell them how Koreans do it. Dude, so Koreans, if you don't know this,

they karaoke in public, yeah, but then they also have private rooms that you can rent by the hour, and it's like 30 bucks an hour. Yeah. So you and your friends. You get your privacy. Privacy, drink service.

You don't have to sing in front of strangers. Yeah. They come in with bottles of Crown Royale or whatever the hell you want. Yeah. And, I mean, the music selection at this place, let's be honest, wasn't stellar, but there's a million places in Koreatown you can go.

Yeah, they still, I mean, they had some stuff. They didn't have Homeless Cave. They did, and that's a bummer, because that's what I was looking for when I played Run This Town. You still did a good job, boo-boo. Thank you. But anyway, Asian people and immigrants in general,

they have all kinds of secret shits. The best part, though, we didn't tell is that, first of all, you know, it's so loud in those rooms, you can hear it in from other rooms, and we would hear, like, the room next to us singing, but they would be singing Korean songs. Yeah. So to hear, like, bad Korean singing done was really,

oh, my God, it just sounded like gibberish to not to sound cruel, but it was like, and you're like, wow, that is fucking terrible. I'm sure we sounded the same to them. No, I know, but to our ears, because we don't even know what they're singing. And the other thing was that the videos that played

in the background, because there's a video that plays on the screen that has the letters, and they'd light up, obviously, and went to sing, but there's something playing, so, like, you know, there's a little story, and they were all death, war-related, people getting hit by cars,

literally getting shot, blood coming out of their eyes, people crying, screaming and crying, and then it would go up to a sunset or something, and you'd be like, what in the fuck? And that was for, like, upbeat songs. That was for romantic, like, Madonna's Cherish. Run this tan, had that, yeah.

Yeah, and then you'd see a guy getting shot in the fields and rice fields and bleeding out. What does this have to do with this? And a woman with a machine gun giving birth in a rice field somewhere. You're like, what the fuck? It makes no sense at all. It's so, I mean, it is extreme.

It was really extreme. But that's what made it, like, the best. Oh, we started laughing so hard. It made it hard to sing. The only part I would say, the downfall, was you getting so drunk. My husband, you guys, got so hammered that he was sitting behind me and kept

grabbing my tits as we were just talking or just singing. I would try to sing and he would grab my tits over and over. And I'm like, Tommy, you got to knock it just a little bit, because there were other people that had showed up, not just our immediate friends.

Yeah. What was that, Tom? That was, like, how I felt when I was doing it. You know? This playdian? I was squeezing your tits. Oh my God. Playdian.

Give me my storm. I'll fuck you up. That's how I was doing it. You felt aggressive like that? It was an aggressive thing. Yeah, it wasn't even, like, a playful, it was, like, a real aggressive over and over again.

Yeah. And then you were insisting that we sing one together. Yeah, I was like, let's sing one together. We haven't sung one together yet. Yeah. You're like, come on.

And you got mad at me, because, like, you and I, there was a very short list. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice storm. I'll fuck you up. That's how I was saying it to you. I wanted you to sing with me. That's so aggressive.

Yeah. And there's very few songs that you and I both know well enough, because you like, you know, hip-hop and I like the alternative. Mm-hmm. I know. I know.

But I... Let's sing a song. That's how, you know, I love you. Come on. I wanted to sing with you. I just fucked it. I felt neglected. Kind of fucked it.

Yeah, did you feel like I wasn't paying enough attention to you? Exactly. Hello. Then grab my tits. I was looking for love. That's why I grabbed your tits aggressively, as well.

I was like, let's sing together. Yeah, you were so aggressive. I wouldn't have done any of that if I wasn't hammered, though. No, that's not your style, normally. No. And when we tapped out, that was the thing I was like,

we gotta go, man. And I just gave him some money. I was like, I was like, put that towards the bill. Tina, you know what jerks we are? Like, you and I are not good at goodbyes or, like, the slow wind down. No.

Like, me, when I'm done, I'm fucking done. Yeah. You gotta go. I'm the same way. I'm done. So you and I basically, like, they were having so much fun.

And it was like 12.30. Yeah. And you and I were like, all right, we're done. And we just threw money on the table and got up and left. I know. I feel bad about it now.

I don't. Okay. They know us. Yeah. They're friends. If people know us, they know that that's how we roll. Like, we're not gonna give a tearful

and fucking hugging later. Yeah. We gotta go. Now, the best part of this is that as we're leaving this Korean joint. We get Cheetos. Yeah, you got Cheetos

because you're like, I'm hungry, even though we just ate a full buffet. I'm drunk. I'm drunk as shit. Yeah. No, no.

You go, you go, no, this is what you do. You go, oh, when I get home, I'm gonna eat that Indian curry in the freezer. And I'm like, do you really think that's a good idea?

Indian spicy curry when you're hammered and we just had Korean. Like, you're already gonna have diarrhea tomorrow. Yeah. And then you got the Cheetos instead, which was a better

selection. So the Korean guy calls us a cab. Right. We're like, we need a cab. And he's like, I got it for you. So we're out there and we're kind of not believing

him. Like, yeah, right? He called us a cab. And I'm kind of looking on Wilshire to see some yellow cabs. And as we're like trying to find...

Which by the way, people don't know who don't like live here. Yeah. It's way harder city to get a cab than you would imagine. It's almost impossible.

So spread out. You don't see cabs flying by like you do in like, like in big... New York. Yeah. Or just even like condensed like downtown areas,

you know, big cities. Dude, just because but to take a cab somewhere, that's why it was such a big deal to take a cab there. Yeah. First of all, fortune because you're going

across town. Yeah. Yeah. And there's just not many. And that really wasn't that far that we went actually. No. But the guy took the long way

on the goddamn freeway and then through downtown and this and that. So we're fucking standing there and you're eating your Cheetos like zoned out and the Korean guy comes back and he's like,

okay, your cab, your cab. Yep. And we look and there's no, there's no yellow car. No cab, no taxi, word, no word of the word, no sign. Saying cab or taxi or driver

or anything. It's just a black. Like, what was it? Like an Acura or something? Alexis, I thought. Was it? Might have been. It was pretty gangster.

Murdered out. It was murdered out. It was black on black on black. Yeah. Yeah. It was rad. Yeah. So we get in and we're

and I'm, at first I was like, I'm not fucking getting into this car, man. Because we're they're going to kidnap us. This is not a mark. It's illegal, first of all.

Yeah. There's no, like just the gesture. Like, go, go, go. I mean, I held up in the door, like, get in, get in. Yeah. Which I,

I immediately trust Asian people. Yeah, me too. I trust immigrants that look, you know, like if they look at you in a certain way, like, and not only that, like the Korean driver,

once I looked at him, I was like, you know, like nice Korean dudes. He was kind of sleepy. Yeah. Sleepy Korean guys don't kidnap white people.

Yeah. I just, I do trust Asians way more. I do. Oh, I trust them all the time. Yeah. More than white people.

I'm done with the Asians, for sure. Yeah. Are you Asian? I like you. So he drives us home and it's cheaper than any cab. In a nice car.

Ever, in like a Lexus. Yeah. Murdered out and we roll up to the mommy pad and it was like the cheapest awesomeness. And we got his card.

It's all in Korean, but we're going to be using him from now on. I already called him for tomorrow to go to the airport. Yep. Taking him to the airport. So dope.

Legal style is the way to go. Oh, it's totally legal. That's the way to go. That is the way to go. Dude, immigrants know how to hook that shit up. Oh, totally.

And if you can get in with one, like how to call this guy like 15 times. And he was like, he answered the phone in Korean. Then he said the next thing in Korean. And I was like, hey man,

you gave me a ride the other night from Koreatown to my place. And he was like, like feeling me out. He finally answered them because you called

and called. Called him over and over and over. And then he was like, yeah, it's the way to go. It's totally legal, but it's the way to go.

Totally. Like military gigs there. They drive like assholes. I mean, I'm not, and I'm not exaggerating like our cabbie

would do about 80 miles an hour through just like soul streets. This guy was a good driver though. He was good. He was good. It shows you though, like if you can get in

with like a culture or race people. Oh, dude. You know, like all the, in LA, you see a lot, the different groups

take care of each other. For sure. The Persians, hookup Persians, Hungarians. He does business only with pretty much Hungarians.

Or Eastern blockers, right? Or Eastern block. Chinese, you're dating the Chinese guy. Yeah. The Chinese hookup the Chinese, man.

The Persians, they take care of the Persians. It's a, you get in the circle. Oh yeah. White people, we just rip each other off. And in the gym

that I go to, a lot of Armenians, they, they totally all roll together. Oh yeah. Yeah. That's the way to do it, man.

Yep. American body shop, always go to like, Romanian, I do. Romanian, Transylvanian guys. Yeah.

Armenians. We even went to a Korean guy. Remember? Oh, what's saying? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I go, I go to a Korean guy. Yeah,

he does all my car shit. Yeah. So you got to look, don't, don't just go to white people. No. You don't know what you're messing man.

Yeah, they're the best. All right. So what was the thing we wanted to talk about? Oh yeah. So, I get on these kicks

where I decide I'm going to get fit. Right. We both do. Yeah. Like I get, I get all fucking crazy. I'm like, this is it.

You're going to, you're going to lift. Yeah. I got to get in shape now. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on,

there'll be 50 push ups each morning. Yeah. 50 pull ups. Yeah. There'll be no more pills. There'll be no more bad food. No more destroyers of my body.

From now on, there'll be total organization. Every muscle must be tight. Yeah. That's from Christina's diary. That's how I feel. Mm-hmm. I get like,

I feel like Travis Bickle, like today's the day I'm going to train every muscle. Yeah. And I go, and I go down to the gym and our goddamn gym, they make you take these towels in,

you know, You have to have a towel or you have to buy a towel. Yeah, I don't want to buy it. So, I always take kind of a dirty one that we got laying around.

Yeah, like when you gave me the meat towel, like an animal and you're like, here's one, and then I'm wiping my face and I'm like, what is that smell on this towel?

And then I look at the towel and it's orange and then it's like it's on my face and you're like, oh, it's a dirty meat towel. We use it to wipe down meat that was on the counter. It was from Thanksgiving.

It was a Thanksgiving towel. It was so foul and I rubbed it all over my face. I know. It was really fucked up. It made me laugh so hard. It was really fucked up to do. It was,

it was not cool. Peaceful? What is that? Peaceful? Piva? No. Pisa? Pisa?

Pisa? That's what, what kind of food was on there? Pisa? Pisa? I like that. Pisa? Pisa?

Yeah. So I had that shit all over my fucking face. Anyways, this time I'm out of town, you go. Yeah, but you actually sweat

when you exercise. I sweat like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Me, I like to go on the treadmill. I sweat like, I look like I'm dying. That's the thing.

Always. Yeah, I sweat like, crazy. Yeah, it's all body fat, let's be honest. Yeah.

Husky bear. Well, I've got meat too. Anyways. So, anyway, I take in the fucking dumb towel because if I don't,

how much they charge you? Right. And I'm gone. I don't know. They charge you two bucks for a towel. God damn it. For a towel, I'm not even going to fucking do this.

But it's the thing is, you don't want it. You want to, you want to bring, you already have towels. That's the thing. All right. So,

I'm going to have to pee halfway through my workout. Right. So, I'm peeing. I'm peeing. And I fucking, I get up and I'm like,

where's my towel, man? What do I do with my towel? And I look, and sure enough, I dumped it in the toilet. Because I put it on my belt, like I had a latch,

like where I tied my thing around my waist, and it slipped into the toilet, and there was pee all over. Jesus Christ. No. And so, here's the thought I had. Because I was like,

fuck, like I need a towel. These guys are going to charge me, and I'm cheap. And secondly, like, what do I do? Like I'd fish the towel out,

because in my head, I was like, dude, Tom's going to kill me if I throw it away. This is the part I don't understand. I've never been one to be like, why did you think I would get mad about this? Why would you throw that shit? I don't know.

When you told me, when you told me that you peed on it, my immediate thought was like, oh, so then you threw that away. That was the next line in my head. And you're like, no, I thought you'd be mad. And I was like,

what? When have I ever gotten mad about something like that? It was like a nice one. It was a nicer one. Yeah, I wouldn't have cared. It was one like your mom gave us. I wouldn't have cared.

Like a name brand. Yeah. No. Okay, so. Paisa. Paisa. So I pull out of the toilet. It's got pee all over it.

And I like rinse it off. And then I squeeze it out. No. And then, because in my head, I'm like, oh, Tom's going to kill me if I throw it away. And then I fold it.

So it looks kind of dry. And then I take it out and I pretend that it's my towel. Holy shit. You rinsed your piss towel. What the fuck, man? I don't get that at all. I don't know why you would have done that at all.

Because I thought you'd be in trouble. Like you would get mad at me. You'd be upset that I threw a towel away or something. Not at all. That's just, that's my shitty immigrant upbringing though. Yeah. No, I wouldn't.

You'd be nice to him. I'll fuck you up. That's what you thought I was going to do? That's what you were going to do to me. I thought that, I thought, because the immigrant in me is like, you can't throw that away.

You might need a piss towel at some point in your life. You know what I mean? What if I needed it? I cannot believe you thought I would be upset about that. I think like a hoarder. I pissed on myself about it two weeks ago.

I was in a hotel and I never did. You know when you decide to just do something that you don't normally do? Yeah. I'm standing there. I'm taking a piss. I'm tired. And I have my boxers on

and I pull my boxers down and just pull my junk out. Okay. I thought that's how you, that's how you normally do. Right. So I'm just taking a leak. Like midway through the piss,

like where I, I'm still going to piss for another, I don't know, 10 seconds or something. I just pick up my, my, I have the thought, why don't you just flush it now

with your toe? So I just lift my left leg up and I hit the, what's it called? The flesher? Yeah. With my toe. I look down.

It's flushing and I'm pissing all over my boxer because when I lifted my leg up, it brought my boxers up and I just soaked my boxers and piss. I thought you would be in your face. Doesn't that make your wieners point up? No, cause I'm still holding it.

I'm holding it. I'm aiming it. Okay, okay. But I move my short, the shorts move and then I'm just pissing all over them. I'm like, oh,

there's another fucking email. So. I love that. Yeah. That is so gross. So what did you do? Did you, did you rinse the boxers off

and keep wearing them? No. Like you should? No, I took them off and then I threw them on the ground like I always do and that was it. And I was done with it.

I'm so proud of you, babe. Yeah. I'm not gonna, I'm not some fucking animal, you know. I don't even know what I did with the piss towel. I think I, I think it's somewhere in your laundry basket. Thank you.

Like the one by the laundry machine. I was like, That soaked in your piss. Yeah. It's great, babe. No, I rinsed it off and it was clear pee. That means that I,

I'm hydrated. You ever seen the piss? Clear as good. The piss charts. Yeah. Like when you go to military bases. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the light yellow.

That's good. And that means I hydrate properly. That's correct. Yeah. We don't want it to look like sunshine. No. Are you hydrating after your boxing? Look at me.

I have two. Okay. I have a liter and a half of water. Got to hydrate, soldier. You know, hydrating isn't just for graduates. Florida graduates. Oh, oh,

people want to hear that. That's so gross. You drink like an animal. That was one swig for Tommy. That amount that you just drank, like I could never do that in one, in one swoop. You drink like a bear,

like a grizzly animal bear. Speaking of bears. Yeah. Why don't we play a little. Ew. And then I just heard your dirty throat sound. Yeah, you heard that? Yeah, I went,

Yeah, I did. It made a weird noise. Fucking cam. I love her so much. I love it. She's a, she's a hero. So you

brought this to my attention. Oh yeah. This is something I found a couple of years ago. Did you really? I did. I was surfing the internet looking for yoga in Los Angeles

because I thought for some reason I would try that. Yeah, I went to the yoga thing too. I was like, yeah, I'll do that. I'm not interested in that. Yeah. And so like, I found this shit called,

it's a, it's called hot nude yoga. And I was like, this is interesting. I wonder if, you know, what this is. And it was, it was a bunch of dudes.

Yeah. Dudes doing yoga, naked. It was a lot of dudes. It's definitely, well, it's spectacular. It's amazing. And they have it in New York

and I think in LA. And this guy started it and they swear it's not sexual. Well here, let's just give you a taste. Yeah, let's just, okay. It's called hot nude yoga. Hot nude yoga.

I thought, it's going to be 20 minutes of yoga, you know, and then degenerate into an orgy. And boy, it doesn't. It's just really hard, hard yoga. I think we found the dudes.

It's the most sensual experience being with another man without it getting sexual. Sure. It sure looks like it's about to get sexual. As soon as you hear about hot nude yoga, you just want to know who's going, what's happening,

and do they have boners? You know, when you walk into a room of 20 or 30 or 40 gay men, just opening themselves up to the practice. Yeah. Yeah. It was a beautiful experience

to have gay men being supportive of one another. Yes. But what is the nudity about? Yeah. Couldn't that same nurturing supportive exploration of yoga practice be accomplished with men

being supportive and closed? In my opinion, there really aren't any nurturing places that gay men can go and be naked and touch each other without it being sexual. It's like nothing you've,

anybody has ever tried before. Right. What emerged was this community and people are hungry for this stuff. People are hungry for this work. I love, one of my favorite things is that really poor excuse for this. Yeah.

Which is the, a supportive atmosphere. What? Well, no, no, no. It's a supportive atmosphere where men can be nude with each other. But what? It's not sexual. It's sensual.

And you're like, well, was there a need for dudes to get together and not be sexual? Was there a big restriction on this? Could you not just go to Rem Job Tuesday somewhere and have this done? Apparently there was a huge need for dudes to be naked

and doing yoga next to each other and not fucking each other. Here's the founder giving you some information. Oh, I love him. He's so crazy. Do students have sex with each other? No, they don't.

I mean, that's just not allowed in class. In class. He specifies that. They can fuck each other. It's just not right when the class is going. They need each other's penises and no kissing.

Inhale, deeply. And exhale deeply. But I do encourage people to touch. Like, for example, maybe to place your hand on your partner's heart or to give each other a hug

or to support each other in a yoga pose. But they could be aroused. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Some people are aroused the whole class. I don't think I could really make a rule. Don't be aroused.

You cannot be aroused. Go down. It just wouldn't work. Does it improve people's sex lives as well? Absolutely. Yeah, I could see that. If you can get in touch with their breath and get in touch with another person's breath

and tune into that, then, I mean, your sex life will go through the roof. A person on the floor feel the breath moving in. I don't know about that claim. I don't know. I don't know.

I do think this is just a way to be around dicks. It is. And then have it under the guise of the sex life. And then have it under the guise of, like, this is the first three yoga. Spiritual.

By the way, cool cock. Well, you guys have to see it. If you can Google hot nude yoga. Yeah. You really have to see this. How the two guys will be, like, dick to dick, and then they'll bend backwards.

And it's the funniest thing you've ever seen. It's about creating a place that people can come, touch, experience each other in an environment that's non-sexual. Come. Except we do touch each other's mulubandos once in a while.

A laugh. That laugh. And then we stab each other. Hungry for the stuff. People are hungry for this work. It's about creating a place that people can come, touch, to experience each other in an environment

that's non-sexual. Except we do touch each other's mulubandos once in a while. Ugh. Creepy laughs. Yeah. Mulubandos. I've been practicing yoga about 14 years. Two and a half years ago is when I met Aaron.

And the first time we talked, Aaron and I, it was like an hour on the phone. Oh. I was like, I'm in to come or you in to come. With Aaron, yoga is, it's his existence. And he brought me right along.

This is called bullshit. Just for anybody wondering. Well, that's what this documentary, so they're trying to make a documentary about the founder of it and how it actually has turned into more of just less about the experience of yoga per se and more about this guy marketing a place for dudes just to get naked

and have a sense of community. This is a fuckin' 80's bath house. Yeah, it's so rad. So you know what, go support it. Back it, there's a Kickstarter campaign. Let dudes fuckin' be dudes, man. Let the dudes find each other at hot nude yoga. I highly encourage you to Google this

and just watch the trailer for them bending and doing it. It's just funny to watch naked guys. It reminds me of something though, something we have to do. What's that? I had this thought and then we got a number of emails from people who have only been listening since we've been off of death squad.

Oh, right, right, right. And some of the things that we talk about, they don't know what the foundation is. They don't know where the dudes are at. They don't know why. They don't know why we're looking for the dudes. Give us shit, yeah. And so, here's a little backstory of the dudes

and where they're at and the hunt for them. And hopefully one day we can find them. The story goes like this. When I was in college, my roommate at the time, Casey and I, went to a party, a fraternity party. And we were on the patio, the deck, right? Yeah.

And it was supposed to be packed, but there was nobody there. So, while we were waiting on this deck, we were looking around like, where are all the people that are supposed to be here? A guy came up to me and was like, nobody's here, man. And I was like, I know.

And I was like, I think I heard the volleyball team just got back from like an away game, so that they should be here pretty soon. The volleyball team are all girls. And he goes, what about dudes? And then I saw from across the deck, I saw Casey just looking up at like the stars. And he looked like an angel looking for dudes.

I could see it in his eyes. He was dude gazing pretty well. Yeah, he was just like, where are all those dudes? And so I told the guy, I go, oh, you should ask him. So he went up and I saw him talk to Casey. And it was like I said, they were like 20 feet from me. I couldn't hear it. And I just saw Casey, Shagas had very upset.

I don't fucking know. And then he came up to me and he goes, do you know that guy just asked me? I was like, no, what? He asked me where the dudes were at. And I was like, what? He goes, where the dudes at? And I said, I don't fucking know.

And so ever since then, I've asked Casey to tell us where the dudes are at. And you guys have really taken to that. I mean, look, if you're a dude, you want to know. Well, then I told the story obviously on the podcast a while ago. And to our new listeners, you want to hear Casey's voice. Casey heard about it, about the story getting out there.

Wasn't he, please? So here's a little bit of Casey. Here's him talking, leaving a voicemail for me after he heard about it. Let me just talk about saying that you're probably best friend I've ever had. Most reliable, most dependent, most caring friend I've ever had.

That's sarcasm for those of you who... Casey's not a very emotive guy. He's pretty consistent. He heard about it being on the podcast and then he wanted to find out where it was just like people want to know where the dudes are at. So I'll just talk about that. But what I want from you is, yes,

I want to link to the podcast where you told the story because I went to the podcast site and I listened to the one that I thought had the story and if you realize your podcast is two hours long, so I'm not going to listen to all two hours until I get to the part where you're telling this where to do that story. So what I would like for you to do is send a link to the podcast

and tell me approximately about what mark you started having this also where to do that story. And also, I want to know did you go back on your podcast and tell everybody the story the correct way because you can really tell everybody that I was the guy who looked like I knew where the dudes were at and in actuality, it was you. And then you said, you know what, it'd be funny

if I made my friend Casey look stupid here. So make that happen and call me back. Not too pleased. Because originally when I told it, I told the story. I just said to this guy, ask Casey. But I just cleared it up for you. I told you he came up to me. He mentioned dudes.

I told him the dude whisperer was right over there. Go talk to Casey. He asked Casey where the dudes were at. Casey didn't tell him to this day. People want to know. And it's gone, you know, it's on tell. I mean, here's this is TMZ Live. That's a cool plan.

You go to that to the pass the dean on the ice house and you get a good move and have a few drinks and they're like, where are the dudes at? I mean, you know where the dudes are at. What? Where are the dudes at? Okay, where are the dudes at? Okay, so everybody, where are you?

That's my favorite fucking thing. That's the best Harvey you know where the dudes are at. That's Monkey Todd. Monkey Todd asking Harvey. Hey, Drankson, Alexa, where are the dudes at? Harvey, you know where the dudes at? What? Where are the dudes at?

Okay, where are the dudes at? Okay. I like that final one. Just tell me, you know. He repeats it. Songs have come out of it. I mean, you guys have read. Where are the dudes at?

This is the best. Where are the dudes at? Where are the dudes at? I'm looking for dudes. I'm looking for dudes. Hopefully, you can help me find some dudes. To the people that, um... Where are the dudes at?

And then came the incarnation of yelling out cities. Oh yeah. Ohio. I mean, it's not a city. Cincinnati. Patrick. Now you know. You know what it's all about.

That's the origin of it. And to this day, we're always looking for dudes. People can come, touch, to experience each other in an environment that's non-sexual. Except we do touch each other's moolabundas once in a while. I'm not sure what's creepier. The word moolabunda, or they guys laugh after he says it. Is that a taint?

I'm guessing it's the chode, the taint, the perineum. Oh, I didn't know what that was. The moolabunda. It's probably like the yoga word. Thanks, weird. For chode. Weird naked yoga guy. It's so weird.

That's so fucking weird. Yeah. I would watch it though. I wish I could watch these guys do it. Yeah. They're all in shape. Gay dudes look great, man. Oh yeah.

Yeah, I wish I had the naked yoga body. Do you think that they could do straight nude yoga? No. Never, right? No, no, no. One time, man, when I did do yoga in Santa Monica, there was this guy in front of me, and he was wearing loose shorts and no panties.

And every time he kicks his leg up, I saw right in the whole fucking cock and balls. Well, it is. There's a lot of great bodies at yoga. Clothes. But you see fantastic bodies. Chicks wear super short, tight shorts, just the top.

I mean, they're almost naked. Oh no. They're almost naked. Camel toes. It's great. If you're out there and you want to kind of just sniff someone's butt, I mean, that's a great place to go. Well, that's kind of the thing.

They're always showing those guys bending over. Yeah. And you have to, you know what I mean? Archie, you're back, and you just see assholes. Yeah. These guys are just grinding dicks. You saw them. They're dick-tubbing.

They are, and they love it. Yeah. Well, they like to grind dicks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm saying in a regular yoga class, you can see camel toes. You can see. Yeah, that you're right.

You can see in that butthole. You can give it a sniff, you know? If you line up. If you line up in the right place, you can see that little. Have you ever caught a whiff? You can see that little, that cheerio looking back at you. You know?

Have you ever caught a whiff of someone's butthole? No, but there's smells. And like the fucking gym that I get, the boxing gym, that shit smells like shit, man. Well, could you imagine what hot nude yoga smells like? Oh, I know. Plus the loads are being dropped on the ground every few seconds.

They're not jerking off in class. We don't go sexual, but we do touch each other's. Moolabundas. Come on, man. You're not fooling anybody with that shit. I know. Good for them. Fucking camp.

Could you imagine going a hot nude yoga camp? With her? Holy shit. Fucking camp. And she says that after every pose. So funny. That'd be like. You know what?

Can I tell you though, good on the gays. Yeah. Good on them. Let's go for it, man. They figured out a way to get laid. I get it. Every possible turn is phenomenal. If single straight guys could do it and be like,

no, this is a thing where we just, you know, we just go to this thing with chicks and then. Spiritual. Yeah. Just rub up against them and stuff. We touch them, you know, touch their heart or give them a hug. It would just be Boner City and there'd be pre-come dripping out all over the floor of the yoga place.

And then we'd be like, no, but you don't understand. There's a, oh man, I've never. I would be the fucking, the guy doing the video being like, you know, if you don't understand, you don't understand the kind of spiritual, like I leave there and I feel like enlightened. I feel like I want a different plane. Like there's a whole other level. You never, you need to try it out.

It's really special. You'd have to do it. And then if you're like a sexual, I'd be like, no, it's not sexual. It's silly. It's silly. You don't get it. The thing is, you don't get it.

You're looking at it the whole different way. Cause I'm such a base human being, right? Right. You don't get it. You know, I had this boyfriend in college. I'll never forget this. We were dating and no, no, we're kind of on and off again. All tree trunk?

All big cock? No, no. This is before that guy. Okay. So he goes, he tells me, he went to college a year before me. I was still in high school and he was away at college and we were kind of broken up and he goes, yeah, you know, me and this girl, we just cuddle. We just cuddle in the dorm.

Everybody cuddles. Yeah. We just kind of, it's our thing. We cuddle. And I was like, yeah, that sounds like bullshit. Yeah, it is bullshit. And you cuddle right before you finger blast her or whatever. Sure.

Like you don't, cuddling leads to other shit, dummy. Yeah. But he made me seem like I was the base, you know, animalistic. Oh dear you. You know, we were just cuddling. You know what you just said? Sensual, spiritual. Is she a pig?

Because that's who straight guys sometimes who are like emotional will cuddle. Yeah. A big fatty fat fat. A pig. Right. But if it's a. She was cute. Right.

And that's because he wanted to put his dick in her. Of course. Of course. Well, in retrospect, of course. Of course. That's what we do. We go, no, I like, I like cuddling too. Oh yeah.

I wouldn't lay next. I'm alone. I'm sorry. I feel emotional sometimes. That's fucking camp. That's how this lesbian in college got me to make out with her. Really? Cuddle.

Let's go back to my daughter's cuddle. Cuddle. Yeah. I was like, oh, Louis. Yeah. All right. But I wasn't hip to the cuddling thing yet. Really?

That and I hadn't put it together that when a guy invites you over to watch a movie, that's also code for like, we're going to get down. I didn't know that. I was naive. I went to an old girl's school. How was the making out session with the chick? Terrible. And she was a volleyball player.

I wasn't into it at all. I think that's when I realized I wasn't gay. Speaking of nothing to do with dudes, but one of our listeners, one of our listeners sent us a video. Oh, I don't know. I don't want to watch this. Are you going to play it? Yeah.

It's so horrific. Listen to it. Just listen to it. Oh, it's hard. Hi, Christina and Tom. I'm currently sick right now and I just had an incredible, incredible diarrhea. I mean, exquisite. Honestly.

Exquisite. It's one of the best I've ever had. Extremely liquidy. Very much so. To the point where almost no me whatsoever. Like I would say 85% water substance. So I took the liberty of audio recording on my iPhone, the sound of this liquid hot mess exploding from my rear for your podcast.

Thanks, Bob. I haven't listened ever since the very first days of Red Band. You know, God rest his soul. So I just wanted to thank you for the podcast every week. I'm loving it. Thanks, man. I listen to it all the time. And thanks for what you're about to do.

I'm always wiping down. And I'm sitting here on the toilet. Oh my God. Very sick. Exploding from me. He looks terrible. He looks really rough. He looks sick.

Auschwitz. Jesus. Wondering where the dudes are at. And so I decided to record this and hopefully you'll get some enjoyment out of it. There you go. You got your warning. Oh, I can't. I gotta take the headphones off.

Oh, it's fuzzy. It's like soda. Oh, why is it fizzing? It is. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Jesus. That's like a machine gun.

What in the fuck. Now, wow. We really appreciate it. This is where I'm stopping the video because you also took the liberty of showing us your diarrhea. And I don't need to see that again. And that was so fucked up, man. Did not need to see that at all.

But I mean, who has the best listeners of all the podcasts? Do you think Mark Marin gets emails like that? Do you think Joe Rogan gets those? Do you think Kevin Smith on the Smodcast? Do you think he gets diarrhea? No. Only we do because we have the best listeners. You guys are the very best.

We keeps it real. So Zach, thanks for that. We'll be sure to tweet that. Tommy, tell them about what I did to you yesterday. Man. I'm so proud of it. What did you eat? Poop soup.

You had the poop soup that you make. You should give out that recipe. Just tell people how to make poop soup. If you guys want to poo, I have a soup recipe that'll make it happen. It's just a bunch of vegetables basically. It'll make you shit. Yeah. Definitely.

And that's why I make it around the Segura house. To make a shit because Tommy doesn't need enough vegetables. I'm convinced on the road. So when we come home, we eat poop soup and I had some crazy farts. You know what you did is we were laying down to cuddle. So we really, we were just really laying there. You farted. Did you go to lay down with me?

You farted and you're like, that's probably not going to smell good. No, but I said it a little more. Not as coyly. I was like, oh, that's not going to smell good, babe. Then you gave me a smile. And then it hit me and I was like, wow. It was really, it was to use a boxing term. It was like a jab.

It was like you just jab me right in the nose and it was gross. Can you describe it? Can you describe the smell? It was just, you know, I mean, it smelled like it didn't smell good. Well, can you describe it? Can you describe the smell? It was just, you know, I mean, it smelled like it felt hot. It was hot.

That's the best way I can describe it. It smelled like it felt hot on the way out. It was strong. Yes. You're right. And it was a linger. I mean, I lit a match and then it didn't even put it out really. I left the room.

It was one of those. It was just a strong, it's not like an old man's fart. Thank you. Thank you. I was kind of like, you smiled and then you left. I was in the living room, probably 15 minutes. Then I decided to go lay down in bed. And when I laid down, I moved the comforter and your fart came out of the comforter.

Isn't that amazing? It was still living in there. It was like, it was, it stuck in there. And when I moved it, it was like, and it hit me in the face. And I was like, holy shit, still here. Remix. I had to get up and walk out. It was really pungent.

It was really strong. I'm so happy to hear that. It smelled like a street person's fart. You think so? Yeah. Absolutely. Because today I farted again after eating the poop soup and it smelled like garbage. Like really like garbage, like a dumpster bin.

That's a great way to describe what I smelled. Thanks, babe. It hit you, right? Your head kind of snaps back a little bit. What is that? What is that? I was really proud of it. What is that smell?

I'm really excited because of all the times you've done that. I don't know what it is. But you know how many times you've done that to me? Never. Every day of my life? No, I haven't. You fart so much and then I have to light a match and then the match doesn't really camouflage it.

No, you definitely got us back. Good. Mazel tov. Enjoy that. Thanks. Maybe you'll start washing your hands after you go to the bathroom. All right, guys. Maybe that'll start.

Here's what time it is. You know we're already on the topic. I haven't had any butthole itch for a month. You need to wipe down. You need to wipe down. You need to wipe down. You need to wipe down. It's wrong.

You're not supposed to wipe down. Just let listeners know. Yeah. You know that's wrong, right? Don't ever correct top dog. You're never supposed to wipe down. Last week. Especially if you're a girl.

Last week we did a lot. We did a phone call that I had with top dog. And I left you right before, well, there's not much of it left but it's probably the best part is what's left. Top dog went into some pretty wild shit on this call. If you haven't listened to it, it is episode 45. We can't play it all back now. It's too much.

But there's a lot of gold in there. It's a lot of brown gold in there. Yeah, everybody get on the brown train. Let's see. I think this is about where we left off. Let me see. In my seat after I sat in it, you know, I had no idea what they were in for. He was telling...

What is it now? He was talking about when he... The Orlando airport. Yeah, he shit himself in there and then he didn't have any underwear and it still was on his pants. No, God. Yeah, you got some really smelly dumps too, man. Oh, but the all time record.

See, this is the rise. The Orlando airport. Oh, it's just, you know, making the observation that he really does have some smelly dumps. He goes into the fact. He just launches into a memory. Okay, I'll just let it play. Oh, but the all time record. 1986, Miami, Florida.

You were just a little kid then. We were down there. You remember the shit? Oh, yes, my all time biggest one. He remembers it like a... 1984. 1986. We took the whole family.

You were just a little kid, three years old. Okay, by the way, 1986, three years old, he said I was. I was born in 79, just giving you... He's thinking of somebody else. Heads up. I was seven. Can I tell you? Yeah.

Before we go any further, your father has told me this story probably five times already. Has he really? Oh, I know it. I know it. He tells me this every time I see him in Florida. Hold on. No, I'm not going to give it away. It's fantastic.

What in the fuck? The first time I met him, he told me the story. He's the best. I know. That's why we're married. God. We took the whole family. You were just a little kid, three years old.

Seven. We're driving. We rented a car. We worked down at Bell Harbor. We were staying there by Ami Beach and we were, I don't know, and I had to go. And I still to this day remember that. Remember that shit? Oh, my God.

What was it? What did you eat? You think they... Well, I think it was a fact that we were flying, driving, you know, doing all the family meals on the road kind of stuff, sitting in the car, you know, so it kind of just built up in there. And then it just, when it was time, it was time. Travel days do it to me.

You know, travel. Yeah. Travel does that. You know, I mean, I'm regular. It's clockwork. I mean, when it was time, it was time. That's... You know, he's an elegant way of putting that.

He recollected the story like it was a Vietnam. Fondly. Yeah. Very much so. Yeah. Me and the guys were in Hanoi. Yeah. Yeah.

Travel does that. You know, I mean, I'm regular. It's clockwork. I mean, you know, I'm like an atomic clock in the morning, I mean, exactly 8.15. What time do you usually start in the morning? 8.15. Oh, yeah, 8.15. Absolutely.

You seem pretty sure about that. But it is. It's within, really, seriously. It's within a minute or two every morning. You can set your watch by the time I go. You're really good. So if I call you at 8.15 tomorrow, can we have a phone call while you're shitting? Oh, yeah, we could do that.

I could give you a blow-by-blow, white-by-white description. Okay, all right, Dad. I gotta get ready, man. I love you. I love you, buddy. Bye. Oh, he's so sweet. Oh, man.

Wait, but he didn't tell the story in its entirety. No, no, no. I mean, you know, we skipped around it. He told the story. We've heard it five times. I recall. Jesus, I don't even remember it. Well, as I recall, the whole family, you guys were driving.

And he said that he felt the tug, he felt it coming on, and he was frantic to find a toilet. Oh, yeah. He didn't get into that. No, and he was frantic to find a place to shit, and then he pulled over, and I believe, and maybe this is just my wanting it to be this way, I believe it was a McDonald's bathroom that this shit took place in. Probably wasn't a dual lane.

No, I'm serious. Can we ask him to confirm that back? Absolutely. I'll get on him about this. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was a McDonald's. It was a public restroom, and he points that out because one time we had to pull over to go shit at a rest stop when we were coming back from a cruise, and then he told me that story then we were at a rest stop because, you know, Christina, one time in 1986, one

time I had to shit so bad. I love that he's told you this over and over. Oh, yeah. Oh, I love hearing these stories, though. Wow. Wow. Your father. You need to wipe down.

Well, that's fantastic. I will follow up. And guys, now, you know, if you listen, 815 Eastern Standard Time, if you're up and you want to just kind of look up at the stars or at the sun at that moment, you know that Top Dog's taking a dump. Yeah. 815 Pacific Standard Time, 815 Eastern Standard Time, every single morning. Now, wait a minute, though.

815. Is he at the office yet? Yeah. So he's shitting at work at 815. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. He sure is.

He doesn't like to poop and then go. Nope. Oh, it's that time for Would You Rather's? Alright, I'm going to read this first one. Submitted to us from Shane. I love this. He goes, Tommy, would you rather watch Adam Sandler's, Jack and Jill, once or relive the Holocaust as a Polish Jew, twice?

Oh, man. Jesus. That's a tough one. Yeah. It's a great would you rather because they're both equal. Those are awful scenarios. We were scrolling through Direct TV last night and Jack and Jill was an option. Did anybody see that fucking pile of shit?

It looks. Somebody out there has seen it. Look, I like a lot of dumb shit. Yeah. I like Adam Sandler movies, not all of them. Yeah. This is so funny. I like this music.

Yeah. Yeah, he's had some, you know, the God he makes some bad ones, man. That looks fucking terrible. That looks like, it looks like a parody of a movie. I mean, it looks like. It's so stupid. Like an SNL sketch of like, can you imagine a movie like that? Like, it looks like that.

So bad. Anyways, which would you rather do? You know what? I'm going to have to watch Adam Sandler's, Jack and Jill. I'm pretty sure the Holocaust twice around as a Polish Jew. It'd be really rough. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm going to go with the Holocaust twice. Okay. Fair enough. I really don't want to see Jack and Jill. All right. What about this one? Go to bed every night in silk pajamas, only to wake up in your own shit every morning. Mm-hmm.

And be totally surprised. Every morning. Right. So you're shitting yourself in your silkies. In your silkies. But they're silk jammers. They're nice. They make you sweat a little bit.

So you feel, but you feel nice when you get in bed and you're like, oh, yeah. Like R. Kelly. Or sometime during the day at random and surprisingly, something you're drinking turns to banana-yellow asparagus piss in the middle of a full chug. Oh, so you're swigging it down. Yeah. Yeah. So that was from Eric.

Thank you, Eric. Wow. And thank you, Shane, for the one before it. So it's really, which could you tolerate more? Because it's awful to wake up in your own shit if you've never had that happen. Have you done that before? No, but, you know, I've, I mean, I've shit myself. So.

But not while sleeping. I've never woken up in a pile of shit, but I can imagine it probably ruins your morning. Yeah. It's probably really upsetting because not only are you ruining your PJs, that means every morning you got to, you got to change the sheets. You got to get, you know, I mean, every single morning, but it's just, do you have to weigh that versus your tolerance for something you're drinking turning into like piss and you're going to gag and maybe throw up, you know?

Well, here's the thing. You know, you can drink piss. But this is, the idea is that this is really, it's not that it's just, it's gross. It's going to be nauseating. Fuck. Well, here's the thing. I got that puking phobia. Yeah.

And you're going to shit yourself. I'll take shitting myself because here's the thing. I'll just throw away those jammers, throw them out, jump in the shower and just shower the shit off like you would every day. Basically what you're going to do is you're going to have a new part of your regimen is going to be having a hundred pairs of pajamas. Yeah. Like you're just going to, you're going to spend a few grand on pajamas.

I guess. Yeah. Sheets. It's just going to be part of your lifestyle. Well, I kind of do it now. No. Like after I take a shit, I go to the shower. No, but I'm saying that now this is a whole, you can't compare.

No, I know it. You're covered in shit. I get it. I'm going to take a single morning. You're waking up. That sucks. Well, you have to deal with that. No, I don't.

You have to deal with that. Well, you were married, dumb, dumb. No. You wake up next to me. No. Well, I would not fucking be married. I'd kick you out for sure. Are you serious?

Yeah. And I would take, I'm not going to do that. I think that would get old. I'm going to, I'm going to drink the thing and then every, you know, because the thing is that's kind of fun. You get to show it. People are like, I can't believe I was drinking this Gatorade and it just turned into asparagus piss.

It's yellow. And it looks like, and they would be like, what the fuck? And then I'll spit it out. It'd be kind of like a show, you know? In the middle of a full shot. Yeah. So you'd have to swallow like one mouthful. It'd be gross every day, but I get, I'd get used to it.

I think I'm going with it. Swallowing it. All right. That's good. Thanks, Eric. We're diverging on this one too. Okay. Here's another one.

You have Tourette's and you can't stop yelling racial and antisemitic slurs in the company of others, or you have Tourette's and you can't stop yelling insults directed towards the people around you. For example, if someone has an obesity problem, you'd be like, fat pig. Yeah. Fat pig. Or just like random things. Yeah.

Big words, you know? And I'm going to, and I say like fucking king. Yeah. I swear it's like immigrants. Yeah. This music's so loud. Is it loud? It's killing me.

All right. My bad. I got loud. Sorry. Well. That's, um, I was trying to give you a sample of it, obviously we played it on the show. I know. I think the music was too loud.

It was too loud. But we've obviously had a scenario of this in the show. Yeah. And then I was saying swears like nigger and stuff. Oh my God. So. Big words. That's a big word.

Yeah. Big words. That's, um, so basically you're ruining a potential friendship or social life. Yeah. Versus your actual social life. Like. Don't mean it kind of thing. Yeah.

Nigger. Nigger. Like that kind of, but I'm not racist. And I just can't help it. And I feel really guilty afterwards. Nigger. So that is one side of it. And then the other side of it is basically.

A lot of vocal tics. Like when she screams fatty and. There it is. There it is right there. When I first heard them I was a bit offended because I thought she was actually directing it towards me. So they're, they're living the exact would you rather. This would you rather applies directly to this.

Yeah. Like, do you want to deal with racial slurs or just like offending people based on their looks, stranger, like you're, you're isolating one group or the other. The thing is, is that you couldn't have a relationship if your tics were based on what that person is doing to you. Like if I was like sweaty pig, you sweat or you fart too much. Like that would ruin our relationship. I don't know if it would ruin it.

I mean, I probably still be into you. You seriously? Probably. What if I said really mean hurtful things? We don't need examples, but. Do you want me to come up with something? No. I get it.

I know where we would go. But I think that at this point, you know, if we were, the hard part would be the starting off, you know, and then you get used to it. And then at this point, if we'd been together this long, I'd be like, oh yeah, she just does this all the time, you know, at this point, it wouldn't be an issue. It's whether you can get through the beginning of it, you know. I just think you get your ass kicked yelling racial slurs. Probably.

Yeah. Probably. You couldn't do stand up. No, no. You would also get the, could get your ass kicked by the just the direct fatty and all that shit. It's a tough one who I'm more scared of different races. So I would take yelling physical, interesting ticks, you know, like, hey, fatty and, hey,

stupid and nice nose, you got a big fucking, although I did that one time, I didn't do it like that. I was doing a sketch show and we were just rehearsing for it and the girl in the sketch had a prominent nose. It wasn't like a fucked up nose. It was just a prominent nose. And like, you know, when you're just like trying things out and you're just like, here's the lines, but like, you can add to it if you want.

So the idea was that she was on this park bench and I was like, I don't know, I think flirting with her. That was the whole thing. And I was like, Hey, what's up? And she was like, no, then I was like, nice nose and she was like, you can see in her eyes, like, why would you and I mean, it was like, oh, fuck, like it was that, it was that terrible. This doesn't feel good.

See, I'm so anti social. I would choose to just do the random racial and anti-semitic. Really? Well, because that's standard Tourette's. You could be like, dude, I'm sorry, I don't know if you get to explain it to everybody. It doesn't specify. I know, I don't, but I'm saying, I don't know if you could get that type of ear from everybody like, oh, okay.

Either way, you're getting your ass kicked. You're getting, you're either destroying your personal relationships or destroying like your professional potential social life. Yeah, I mean, but here's the thing. You're going to get, you know, blacks can hit harder. You're going to get. That's a good point. I've been hit.

I've been hit before. Did you just fart on your own? Yeah. You're still in it. Yeah. Good for you. Oh, I have a dental update. What?

You can't just, what the fuck is that? I told you I had it before. No, you didn't, man. No, you didn't. No, you didn't. Wait a second, then. Holy dog shit. Who's it from?

I mean, what kind of shit is this? Well. This is from Dylan. Dylan Mossman. He tweeted us. Going to the back. Holy shit, man. Yeah, yeah, that's right.

God, I can't believe how fucking unorganized you are. Oh, Jesus, what is that? Blueban. That's ridiculous, man. Blueban's terrible at this. Why would you do this to me? What did I do? Would you know what you did?

That was the fucking. That's not how we do this. There we go. There we go. Drop this on me. You think your mom's house listeners demand perfection? Yes. What's the idea?

These people are perfectionists. You don't just drop a dental update like that out of nowhere. Go ahead. All right, all right. Dylan, Dylan Mossman tweeted us a while ago. Yeah. And he was like, I haven't been to the dentist. I think he said in over 10 years.

Jesus. So it was like a massive time. And we I think I tweeted him back and I was like, holy shit, let us know. Like seven years, I think, right? Set, maybe six or seven. Sorry, yeah. Is his it's a picture with you. And yeah, so he's in Madison.

Oh, he's got a Burt shirt on. Yeah, that was in Madison. Yeah, yeah. So Dylan hasn't been to the dentist in six or seven years and we were like, tell us. Yeah. So he gave us an update and he says it went better than I thought. I need a full mouth. I don't know what this word is.

Debridement. Debridgement. Debridgement. Is that D bridge? Oh, maybe we left out the G. Yeah. Bridgement to fillings and my wisdom teeth out. Better than you thought.

He said it was going to happen, man. That sounds terrible. And I hope you have insurance. I think he says that, right? Yeah, he has wisdom teeth out. That's that enough is like the worst thing that ever happens. That's rough. I remember you.

I remember you from Madison. I hope your two fees heal well. Debridgement. And I think you need to. You need to go more often. And that's all we're all about. That's right. Take care of your two fees.

You know, I floss daily now. I'm so proud of you. And you guys, I hope that you're all flossing as a result of this podcast. We know we haven't done as much gentle update since we moved out of death squad. But I think we need to bring you back because it's very important. Absolutely. It can save you a lot of money and heartache to floss and brush regularly. We learned the hard way, you guys.

Yeah. Yeah. The hard way. Yeah. And there you go. Yeah, that's all I got. Well, that's a great. I'm sorry.

Farting and talking. Yeah. Babe, what do you do? These poor people don't want to hear you pushing your fart. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't fart like that. That's our show.

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