Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Danny Brown Can't Believe This Is On YouTube | Your Mom's House Ep. 727

Episode Date: September 27, 2023

SPONSORS:-Go to to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina and Tom welcome Danny Brown back on the pod! Christina opens up the ep...isode with an update on what happened while she was in Canada and her newest Pazsitzky Effect. Enny has a new addition to his Cap Report that may have you scratching your head. Once Danny makes his entrance, he updates Tom and CP on what’s going on with his life and music. Tom nudges Danny into a trying standup soon. Danny is then subjected to the YMH lineup of special videos like cool educational videos, Horrible or Hilarious, and inmate penpal. They wrap up the episode with Christina’s curations of TikToks.

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Starting point is 00:01:36 whenever you're watching, pull your jeans up over your clavicle and get ready for an action packed episode of your mom's house. We both dress very elegantly today, I feel like. Yeah, this is kind of an homage to Oscar the Grouch and the color of leaf fabric. And why? I don't know, I just felt silly.
Starting point is 00:01:54 I felt kind of silly. I was happy to see you today. I went to Canada, my mother land, came back. I saw a woman with her tits out just like in the streets. That's so wild. Isn't that great? Yeah, it's great. And she wasn't a meth head. Which city?
Starting point is 00:02:08 I was in Toronto. Toronto. Through Chinatown. And she was just like a normal light skinned black lady. Yeah. With these huge tits. She looked like now, you remember Nell Carter from Gimme a Break? But not as fat.
Starting point is 00:02:21 Well, how much not as fat? Like, like 30 pounds less, but she was big and she had like milk duds, like milk chocolate. Dude, it was well. And you know what I thought about? Remember that time in judo art titties when I turned 30 and that woman walked up to us and in central park and asked us for a light? Big tits. And we remembered her tits. Yeah. And you remember how they moved like this? They were swinging in circles.
Starting point is 00:02:49 She was, she was something was off. Yeah, but this woman was just normal. And so I found out. Normal with huge tits though. And just walking like with a normal grocery bag. And her tits were moving kind of cool like that too. And then I was like, how is this possible? Well, it turns out in the province of Ontario,
Starting point is 00:03:06 a woman can go topless. And then I found out in Austin, you can go topless as well. Yeah, because there's the, what's it called? Barton Springs. Yeah, yeah, tits out. The hippie chicks. Tits out, dicks out too, isn't it full new there?
Starting point is 00:03:19 Can you put your dick out there? That'll be awesome. I really, I thought it was a nude, there was a nude over there. I think that's hippie hollow. Hippie hollows a nude beach. But Barton Springs, you can go tits at Barton Springs I think.
Starting point is 00:03:33 Tits no dick. Yeah, no. Tits no dick. Damn. Would you go dick out if you could? No. Well, because then I got to thinking, wouldn't it be kind of neat just for me to try it one time,
Starting point is 00:03:44 just to walk down the street? Oh, you can try it. Yeah. You can try it. What do you think? I mean, do you think people will be like, is that, is that Christina P. with her tits out? Somebody would. Sure.
Starting point is 00:03:56 Yeah. Somebody's going to be like, oh, that's Christina P. with her tits out. Yeah. But imagine how great that must feel. I mean, you guys get to do it all the time. Jogging shirtless and shit. I mean, I don't really feel like dick out is a huge desire for most guys though. You know?
Starting point is 00:04:12 Why? I don't know. I don't feel like most of us are like, damn, you know, this place is pretty cool. It just sucks that my dick can't be out. I don't feel like that's a thought that, I don't, do you wish your dick was that normal? Not normal, guys.
Starting point is 00:04:22 Not really. I mean, just close that. Close that and springs is fucking cold. It is cold. But I mean, when you're your dick was that normal? Not normal, guys. Not really. I mean, close-ups. Close-ups and springs is fucking cold. It is cold. But I mean, when you're out at a park or whatever, are you thinking like, I wish I could be full nude right now? Mm, no. I think the only person that thinks like that is Bert.
Starting point is 00:04:37 Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. It's the Florida thing. Yeah, but no, that's an attention. Like he wants somebody to like, oh look, that guy's naked. But here's the thing, is that I would like to be top his naked, but here's the thing is that I would like to be Topless but not get the attention for it. I would like to feel free without people staring It's not gonna happen. No, you can do in private
Starting point is 00:04:54 I could you could do it Your house outside But then one of my kids you see you know my dad? I mean, my dad was always sunbathing in the years. That's crazy. I hated it. That is crazy. It was so inappropriate. And I would have to like, my dad, and I'd be like,
Starting point is 00:05:12 dad, can you put a bathing suit on? And he'd be like, no. And I'd be like, my friends are coming over. And he's like, okay, well, tell me when they're here. And then I'll put on my bathing suit. I'm like, ew, so I would have to like, my friends, I'd have to wait in the front. And then my friends would pull up and I'd run. Dad, my friends are here, put a bathing suit on. And then he have to like, my friends, I'd have to wait in the front and then my friends would pull up and I would,
Starting point is 00:05:25 Dad, my friends are here, put a bathing suit on. And then he'd be like, Oh, yeah. What a chore to cover my genitals up. I know, is that weird? Is that fucking weird? Beyond weird. It's, it was like he had a boner or anything.
Starting point is 00:05:39 It was just flopping and I just was like, I don't want to see it, so I had to tell my mom to tell him, like, could you please cover your genitals in front of our little girl and then he did? Oh, he did. But it took until I was like 10 or something. So strange. I know.
Starting point is 00:05:54 Also like really you need to be naked that much. You needed to because he didn't want tan lines. He wanted the complete tan, I know. You need your dick to be tan? Apparently. Wait, yeah, it doesn't his dick burn. Why wouldn't his dick and Yeah, skin yeah, I mean whoa
Starting point is 00:06:08 You having a real is your skiffy But why wouldn't it burn your balls dude? That's like really sensitive skin. I mean, I'm assuming it can He probably didn't lotion it up. No way did he put lotion on you? SPF 50 on your dick and balls back then it was the 80s and he would actually put like baby oil Yeah, that's what everybody did. To get extra dark. So insane. Your mom was a big Tanner.
Starting point is 00:06:30 There's photos. There's that one photo where she looks actually of a different race. Yeah. Yeah, and I won't say which one, but it's darker. Yeah. It's really dark. Oh, I know. And then you look at it and you're like, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:06:42 And she's like, we would lay out from sunrise to sundown. Like just on the beach in Lima, just 12 hours. It's crazy, she doesn't have. And yeah, with oil, she does have. Skin cancer. She does. Yeah, she's had like all types of shit removed from her nose and face and yeah, yeah, yeah. No, yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:03 I know what my dad too had big chunks of his nose removed. And it's such a bummer because I, I, no, yeah, I know it might my dad to had big chunks of his nose removed and it's such a bummer because I tan really does look good. It looks great. It looks so healthy Yeah, like even now my tan is faded from the summer and I feel like I look like I'm dying. Mm-hmm. I see it too Yeah, you know what I'm gonna do is spray tan. I'm gonna try it really on On part is so big on this now all it talks about yeah, he talks about, yeah. Because if you do look healthier and thinner and make you look way thinner. It looks good. It looks really good.
Starting point is 00:07:28 And you do people are like, where are you coming from? Yeah, yeah. All right. So cool. I'll try it. You wanna do it with me? Sure, I'll try it. Cool, let's go.
Starting point is 00:07:37 Yeah. How dark you're gonna go? Your mom dark? My mom in the fucking 70s? Yeah. How dark can I go without you? You can choose whatever. I think they start you off gradual because the lady when I called in,
Starting point is 00:07:52 she was like, well, we're gonna start you off kind of slow and then like you progress. But I don't wanna look orange or too fake. I think you can make that happen. I can't wait to tell me so, Tan and I like that. I think there's a whole thing about how you sleep the first night though, right? Like on my back.
Starting point is 00:08:09 No, no, no, like the club. You have to wear like clothes or something. You're gonna stain everything if you don't. I'm a little told me. Yeah, they tell you the whole thing. I find out. We'll find out. All right, let's start the show.
Starting point is 00:08:19 You ready? Sure, buddy. Let's go. To cabbage claims he had a curb and the debris accidentally fell out. It's a little illegal to leave the wood in the streets, so what I'm asking is that- I'm going- I mean, you don't have to ask me, and I don't take no orders from the woman, by the way.
Starting point is 00:08:33 By the way, I don't take no orders from no women. To cabbage says he was planning to go back and clean up the wood. I've been warned, and I'm cleaning up Detroit. Go figure that one out. But somebody said that they tried to yell at you to come back and you kept going and they Lift up in a woman and I don't listen to women yelling. I tell them to shut up No bringing one Yeah
Starting point is 00:09:02 Ah Yes! With Don Segura. Ahhhhh! And Christina Pajin's in the kitchen. And Christina Fishy. Welcome to your mom's house. Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma I'm gonna take no orders from the woman. this guy's a whole vibe. I like it. I don't take no orders from the woman No woman. That's like a chic. I thought it was a chicago accent kind of has a little bit of that Yeah in there. Yeah, who knows where he's going? I don't listen to women yelling. I tell him to shut up I love that he's she kept her a composer the reporter. That's pretty great Yeah, it keeps the story going Just cuts right to the next edit. You know what's so fun about society is that we've publicly shamed people not to usually say this stuff out loud
Starting point is 00:10:14 But they all still think it of course, and they still feel it. It's like I remember my dad's in like every dude This was like normal. Yeah, this is like blue collar guys, like shut up, stupid broad. Yeah. Which I'm sure they all still, not all, but they do. By the way, I don't take no orders from no women. Yeah. You got cool shit.
Starting point is 00:10:38 I can't say, actually, to be fair, I can't just say blue collar. Yeah, no, no, no, no, I'm just saying that, this doesn't apply just to men. Right? Yeah, like basically every, you can just get a guy in a certain situation, in a certain mood.
Starting point is 00:10:55 You know what I mean? Yeah, of course. The circumstances are right. He'll be like, he'll be like, I'm like, the fucking woman. Yeah. But to that same effect like, but dude, I'll be like,
Starting point is 00:11:03 you guys are so fucking retarded. Yeah, yeah. There's no feelings. No Yeah, everybody everybody has it in them to say that to say terrible things for sure. Yeah, I don't believe this by this shit I was like oh So when when people start to like lecture. Oh about speaking this way and like don't act like you've never yeah Let something like that out of your mind liar. Yeah, I agree. We all think terrible things It's like you can't stop people's terrible thoughts. You've always said the perfect thing.
Starting point is 00:11:27 You think the perfect thing, 24-7. That's why when people fuck up publicly and everybody, oh, I get it, it feels good to really stick it to that person. But you're like, yeah, you've said the same thing. I know. You just need a public figure. It's so holy are the now. It really is.
Starting point is 00:11:42 Yeah, but that's why this guy is the best. This guy's great. Should be the mayor of fucking Detroit. Ha ha ha. Babe, I like his intense sunglasses. It really makes you look like you're going fast. That's a very cool guy style, the rap around. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:54 Rap rap. Rap rap. Those don't fall off easy. No. Yeah. He's cool. He's keeping him on for the interview, so you don't see what his eyes are really all about. The emotion in them
Starting point is 00:12:06 Fucking dumb broad asking me questions shut up shut up. Yeah, he's basically the real story is that this guy got cornered right He's cornered and what happens when sometimes when you are cornered you're shamed yep some people are embarrassed And some people lash out yeah, you corner somebody and then they like, fuck, that's what he's doing right now. Yeah, definitely. That's interesting. It's interesting that he agreed to the interview. I know, I guess just to lash out at her publicly. He's like, can I yell at a woman while I'm doing this?
Starting point is 00:12:35 Okay. That's so cool. Yeah. Because if he's a man, he's a different interview. Yeah, let's try. I wonder what his point of view would be. He's like, yeah. He's accused of illegally dumping.
Starting point is 00:12:45 He's a fun guy. He's a fun guy. Where'd you dump, man? Yeah, pretty cool. Cool. Yeah, pretty cool. Bro, what? Well, I was going to say, I guess the first time in a while now, where we don't have the capital J sitting in the middle of the house.
Starting point is 00:13:04 I know. You know, it's been an emotional journey. Yeah. Without Nidav, we've gone through different emotions and stuff. It is sad, but I have to say on the bright side, and he got a pretty great desk out of it. Yeah, that is the upside. Yeah. That's what he's always been talking about, too.
Starting point is 00:13:24 I want my work in here. And he is like, in a lot of ways, you could say that in the dog isn't here so that any could get a better desk. I think so too. Because I remember we had that final meeting and that any was like, you know, you're ju-m-a-f-k-e-yo. That's any, that's any right there.
Starting point is 00:13:41 But it is a silver lining to a sad thing. And by the way, might I compliment you any, your desk is way cleaner and better than the doves? Yeah. Oh, looking the doves. Yeah. Yeah. He's got cool stuff on him.
Starting point is 00:13:55 Also, I had an, I made an error. You may have noticed on social media, I was wrong. No, doves is not dead. That's my bad. I thought we were, it was in memoriam, found out a little bit later that he's actually alive. We didn't know what the word, we both didn't know what the word memoriam.
Starting point is 00:14:12 We just thought like, remember someone who left the job. Remember someone who left the job? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I also had his, instead of putting the time that he worked, I put his, when he was born to when he worked here. So that also gave him fresh of it. Cause I posted the same thing
Starting point is 00:14:23 and so many people were upset, people calling us and stuff. Yeah. That literally my cousin just called and he was like, Hey man. Like his voice broke and I was like, what's up?
Starting point is 00:14:33 I just saw Dr. Dough. I'm like, oh yeah, he's not dead. No. He's not dead. We just didn't know the word memoriam that. A lot of people also were speculating that they're like, what's up with the marathon though and
Starting point is 00:14:47 I don't know I did see the Nadov is still training But he said remember when he was here that he's not gonna do the New York City one but that he will run a marathon in He said it's 12 to 18 months. We don't know what that is. I'd like to know. I'd like to support him 12 to 18 months is it between a year and a year and a half very good Tom I was you just did that math right there. Yeah, I thought that's what you were asking. You said I don't know, I like to support him. 12, 18 months is between a year and a year and a half. Very good, Tom. How was you just did that math right there? Yeah. I thought that's what you were asking.
Starting point is 00:15:08 You said, I don't know what that is. No meaning which marathon. That will be, which one he will choose. Well, I think, which we're right, I probably didn't know. I do think that the New York City Marathon will tell him to go F off because he's not gonna do the first time.
Starting point is 00:15:24 In November, We had him. But yeah, maybe like a more local one to start local one, smaller one. That'd be cool. Hey, can I tell you I had the most fucking retarded Pijodski effect this weekend? I think they all are, but go ahead. Bro, you're going to, I mean, you know, you know, I'm such a fucking idiot. Yeah. So like for the longest time in my life, I don't wash my hair every single day, okay?
Starting point is 00:15:50 So what I do is I'll put my hair in a ponytail and then get under the water and then my hair, the tips will get wet or I will shower like this so that my hair doesn't get wet, right? Like that. And then I was watching TikTok, and this girl goes, I put on a shower cap, and my hair doesn't get wet.
Starting point is 00:16:11 What? Fucking... Bro, you can, did you realize? It was a hard, full, full, full fucking retard, dude. My whole life, I've never used a shower cap. I just didn't know you could, like my mother never did. Have you ever got it? And then there was a free one in the hotel.
Starting point is 00:16:29 I mean, I don't even have hair. And I've seen shower caps my whole life. I know what they're for. Never saw one. None of the women in my life wore them. Like my mother or my step-on. So when you're just grasping now that you can throw on a shower cap, you don't have to worry
Starting point is 00:16:41 about your hair getting wet. Yeah, and I'm telling you for years, I would shower like this with my neck. What is wrong with you? Cause I'm stupid. I'm stupid. Just when I get out of jail, what is it, do I? I don't mean cause I'm fucking stupid.
Starting point is 00:16:53 When you get out of the hospital, are we getting out of jail? Guess what? I crack your fucking head open again. Cause I'm stupid. Yeah, cause I'm fucking stupid. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck about jail. Yeah. You're the only one I stupid. Yeah, because I'm fucking stupid. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck about jail.
Starting point is 00:17:05 Yeah. You're the user I'll want. I did. Yeah. Dude. Well, that's pretty, that is extreme. That might be number one. You think that's worse than the Lenovo incident?
Starting point is 00:17:19 Yeah. Which people really, I mean, you're first of all, you're a woman. And women, who I don't listen to women, but but women are known for like their hair maintenance. I know. And you actually, you know, you always are getting your hair colored and treated and cut. I know. And you're saying that like, it had never occurred to you to wear a shower cap? Not once in my entire life. Not once in my life.
Starting point is 00:17:46 It's like a TikTok video. Can I tell you something really bad too? Sure. I mean, really bad. Yeah. It's really bad. You know how, okay, I was, you know how like sometimes in the airport, you'll see a black lady, until we're like a shower cap.
Starting point is 00:18:01 What I don't know, right? Over to cover with the hair. Why do they do that? Because it's nappy. And they haven't had a chance to have their hair done. So they're covering. So I, And that's honestly my theory as to why you didn't know about it
Starting point is 00:18:13 because my girl did the same thing. She said to me once that like, yeah, I can't take a shower right now because then my hair's gonna get all wet. So like, I don't wanna do that right now. I'm like, why don't you just wear a shower cap? She's like,
Starting point is 00:18:24 well, I don't have one of those now. I'm like, why don't you just wear a shower cap? She's like, well, I don't have one of those. And I'm like, why don't you have, have you ever used one? She's like, I guess not. How do you not know about shower caps? What the fuck? Hearing you say this, maybe that's just a black girl thing because y'all didn't even use that as a kid. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:18:41 I'm hoping to use that their whole fucking life. And also, like, even's what I'm saying. Even dudes would sleep with like, do racks. Do racks. Yeah. I mean, that was in college, like every black guy on the hall had do rag on. Yeah. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:18:54 We can't just wake up and go. We wake up. Our hair looks like shit. So we have to cover it. Yeah. So I thought that, oh, but, but shower caps are only for black women in the airports. Not for me. I swear, I told you the thought was stupid. I fucking warn you that I'm retarded. but shower caps are only for black women in the airports, not for me.
Starting point is 00:19:07 I told you the thought was stupid. I fucking warn you that I'm retarded. I told you before I said the thought, you can't be mad at me. We just said it with this guy. So when you see a shower cap, are you going in the airport? Pretty much, because I've only ever seen
Starting point is 00:19:19 tear it up. What the fuck are you wearing there? You don't, do you say that? I mean, I'm not gonna lie every shower cap, like pack that you buy in the store though, you go to CVS, buy a shower cap, it's always a black girl on the fucking floor. No, yeah, no, I've seen what you're,
Starting point is 00:19:35 I've seen black women literally at the airport also in shower caps, I know you're talking about it. That's why I thought. I never was like, ah, this is just for them. I, you know. I totally did, because I thought, hey, they're just relegated to the airport. But even in the, like, you go to any hotel, any hotel, right?
Starting point is 00:19:53 You never were like, oh, these are for the blacks. Like that's what you're talking about. No, I did. I did, I swear to God. Or I was like, this isn't for me, this is for, like, this is for other people. Yeah. For black people. Yeah, I didn't think that I could do it. Babe, you've known me for 20 years. Have you ever seen me use?
Starting point is 00:20:12 Mentally old-ish. You ever seen me use a shark hat? No, of course not. I figured I don't deserve. I don't know you were like, how could I possibly, you could use the thing that was designed to keep your hair dry? And do you want to know something even sadder? What could possibly be better than this? That because of the lack of the shower cap and I put my hair in a ponytail and do this, whenever there is a rain shower in a hotel, I can't use the rain shower because it'll
Starting point is 00:20:42 get my hair wet. How would you get wet on purpose though? I get my hair wet. Like, I have to know. How would you know, often do you get it wet on purpose though? I watch my hair every other day. Oh, okay. And I could use the rain shower every other day if we had one. But I cannot use it like if I'm gonna help you.
Starting point is 00:20:57 Because I'm like, oh god, I think it's gonna get my hair wet. What happens if it gets wet? And then I have to wash it and then dry it. And then I style it. It's a whole thing, man. It's a whole fucking thing. And you want your oils in your hair. It's good for your...
Starting point is 00:21:08 This one is, this is a... This is as the kids say. This one hits different. I'm... I'm out of concern. Really? This was the deal breaker? This is just crazy.
Starting point is 00:21:20 Yeah. This is insane. Well, I'll make sure to share all my dumb stuff. All my dumb thoughts with you. You got it Wow I feel like I want to hear any's cap report now that we're talking about crazy thoughts. Okay, uh cap report Is there a cap report? I mean there's always a cap report There's somebody lighten the an era of misinformation and artificial intelligence. We don't know what's real and what's fake There's only one news source you can trust and that's the cap report. Okay, but
Starting point is 00:21:51 this week it's none other than dogs. What? What? Dogs? Dogs. Man's best friend, huh? What other friend do you have that you say that you own as property? Wow. What other what other friend? You don't say that. You know what you do say that to? Hmm. Slaves. Slaves. Slaves. Dogs are slaves. Dogs are slaves.
Starting point is 00:22:11 Oh. Do you just blew my mind? Dogs are slaves. And they're afraid of us, and that's why they pretend to be your best friend and their food source is also you. Dogs are just wolves that we lied to for tens of thousands of years
Starting point is 00:22:25 until they were, they thought we were so much their friend that their entire life depends on our happiness with them. We make them do tricks. They want to eat what they want. We say no. Doesn't sound like a friend of me. And then if you get tired of your friend or you don't, you could, you drop them off to get killed, does that make sense? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:46 Take them out back. What's that fucking friend is at? Dang. Wow. So basically, there's a version of what you're saying is like if you're a dog owner, you're a slave owner. Whoa. Right?
Starting point is 00:22:59 Like I spent, and what's really interesting is the people who go, I would have never been a slave owner. Like there's people that tell themselves that, and they have four dogs looks like you have four slaves right Proud slave owner. Yeah, you got to change all that those bumper stickers. Well, I can tell you proudly We don't have any dogs in our home That's right Tom because we found that we were where our child is allergic to slaves. I mean, dogs. And he was having a horrible reaction.
Starting point is 00:23:31 And so no more slaves in our house. Yup, in fact, slavery, we're so anti-slavery, it's in our DNA. Like, we're such good people. That's true. Yeah. Physically can't tolerate slaves. It was a really cool caper for it. More to come. Yeah, more physically can't tolerate slaps. Like it was really cool. Capra for it.
Starting point is 00:23:46 Morta come. Yeah, Morta comes in. I think you're gonna be, you're gonna see a lot of people giving up their dogs in the next few weeks. Okay, like I do not wanna be associated with this hatred. Intraterally. Dog slavery.
Starting point is 00:23:59 Yeah, man's best friend or man's best slave. Yeah, hey, where are they sleeping? Sleep on the floor. Oh, she's on a floor bed. Yo. The more best slave. Yeah, hey, where are they sleep? Sleep on the floor. Oh! Sleep on a floor bed. Yo! The more you think about it, man, you feed them in a bowl on the floor.
Starting point is 00:24:11 Dirty water, I don't care. Drink your dirty water. Or toilet water, even when we choose to do that. And what happens, like, there were a lot of people when the dog has a mistake, they hit their dog. Yeah. They hit them.
Starting point is 00:24:21 They hit them. That's so true. Yeah, the kick hit yell at screen. Just like in roots. Just like in roots. Yep. That's how they punished him. Maybe. Whoa, my dad was such a bad slave owner that he wouldn't even let our slave sleep inside.
Starting point is 00:24:40 That's insane. Are you telling me, I mean, this was way before the cap report. Yeah. I, your dad is. He's coming. You told me, I mean, this was way before the cap report. Yeah. Your dad is, what I mean, He's coming up a lot today guys. I must be doing some work. I just,
Starting point is 00:24:51 I just, You had this cute little dog. And there's a cockapoo Elvis was saying. It's like a cute dog and you're like, Yeah, my, We had to like talk my dad into letting the dog in the house. I know. He's like, it's a dog, it sleeps outside.
Starting point is 00:25:03 I mean, In the valley in LA, it gets cold. It gets cold. And Elvis used to howl when he was so cold outside. Oh my God. And I mean, it wasn't until I got my stepmom when I was 12. And she's like, you have to let the dog sleep inside is going to die.
Starting point is 00:25:18 Did he howl like sweet, low, like that? What was he singing? Was he singing songs? What I don't know I'm asking This song of the South yeah, I don't know who yeah, yeah I can't believe that he would do that that he would be like sleep the So your stepmom was like yeah, she's like you have to let the dog in is gonna die and then my dad would also like Use the hose to wash it. Yeah, she's like, you have to let the doggy and he's gonna die. And then my dad would also like, use the hose to wash it. Yeah, let's call.
Starting point is 00:25:49 She's like, you have to put it in a bat. And then he went. One of the last time you saw people getting sprayed by hoses. Yeah, sure. Whoa. I'm just saying. Try not to let the people know.
Starting point is 00:26:01 Would you ever, have you ever had a dog or your house growing up? A slave, of course not. No, neither one of you. I've had cats, but cats have always been cats. So you can't make a cat what you wanted to be. That's why cats are cool. They hate cats.
Starting point is 00:26:13 They're gonna be cats no matter what the fuck you do. Right. You could put them inside, but man, you open that door just a little bit, that motherfucker's gone. And what's the language they use when you get an unruly, they're like, we gotta break this, we gotta send it to, like, you know.
Starting point is 00:26:25 Oh, radiant school. Yeah, train this thing. This thing has a mind of its own, yeah. Dude, and you just blow our minds. Wait, can't tell you one other cool thing my dad would do. You have nothing more hateful than a dog owner. Yeah. That's cool.
Starting point is 00:26:39 Can't tell you what else my dad did. He would go on vacation and leave Elvis in the backyard with just a bag full of food. I swear. You guys are fucking psychopath, dude. That is absolutely insane. Yeah, and then he's like, oh, come check on Elvis every few days, my mom and I, and we would come and check on him. And he'd be in the backyard alive.
Starting point is 00:27:00 I'm out. This bag is a question. Why am I mother? And by where did he get his water from? The pool. The pool. Yeah. The water. And he lived out in a bag of food. And then his, you know, it's cover. You just cover with the dog was what color? White. Yeah. So that was his out. Oh, it's a white dog. We know what he was really thinking. It's a dog slave. But why didn't my mother just go,
Starting point is 00:27:26 let's bring the dog to our house. Do you know what I mean? Like, what was wrong with her too? I wouldn't let a dog suffer outside. No, that's terrible. That's so terrible. Terrible. I'd be like, just we'll take it. Also, he saw nothing wrong with it. He was like, it's a dog. Yeah, dog's live outside. And that's how slave owners used to see their property too. Yeah. dogs live outside. And that's how slave owners used to see their property too. They want people to them. Wow, this is really a getting set. Let's,
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Starting point is 00:28:49 Yeah, I fuck you like that. You just, you fuck you and fuck you hard. Yeah, you remember that one? What was it called? Your one was called. I don't, it was like some pack of stanny like a few. Yeah, it was a fish, like it was like a... Yeah, this is, but this is exactly what my steps
Starting point is 00:29:05 I'm saying the same vibe keep find it. This is a hundred percent my stepdad. Fuck you, soccer dick. Yeah, this is his accent here. You think you guys any in? Yeah, or if he's not Indian, he's from the region. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You soccer dick, you suck my dick.
Starting point is 00:29:20 Yeah, fuck my dick, fuck your mother 10 times, okay? Yeah, fuck your mother 10 times. I'm suck my dick. Yeah, fuck my dick, fuck your mother, 10 times, okay? Yeah, fuck your mother, 10 times. I suck my dick, 1000 times. Also, they didn't get, they also, for the insults, they say pretty cold this time. Do you think? This one, they're like, yeah, no, fuck, and suck this, dick, okay?
Starting point is 00:29:43 You know what? Well, it's not like screaming that crazy. No, because this is every day, because these guys say this stuff enough to people that it's no big deal. No, I swear, like, my step-dad would insult people constantly. What the fuck, you were raped by two. Suck my dick, suck the dick, fuck you.
Starting point is 00:29:57 They're always fighting with people. This could be like an everyday thing, man. Dude, maybe that's an Indian thing. Are you Indian? Am I Indian? No, I mean, like listeners. Is this like just an Indian guy thing Are you Indian? Am I Indian? No, I mean like listeners. Is this like just an Indian guy thing where they just talk shit non-stop? Oh no. I've always met like such like Zen laid back Indian people. Like sweet Indians. Yeah. I've never had a
Starting point is 00:30:18 confrontation like this ever with an Indian person. This must be more... You know who I have had confrontations with our dogs. They get real loud sometimes. Hey, bark like a motherfucker. But Indians are usually like really like nice, you know? Like calm. Yeah, that's the Indians you know. Yeah, I don't know. I mean...
Starting point is 00:30:43 You really know them. They ain't that calm. I'm telling you, like, my fucking step family, my step-dealer talks me shit, and if it was another Indian guy, that guy talks me shit, I feel like this is a cultural thing. Really? They talks me shit. That's why he's so fucking calm. He does it every day.
Starting point is 00:30:57 He is. He's real. You suck my dick. No, you suck my dick. I fucked you! I fucked you 10 times! Yeah. So crazy, man. I fuck you 10 times. Yeah. So crazy man. I fuck you 10 times. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:06 Can I see your sick dick? Can I see your sick dick, you know? Let me hear it. Thousand times fuck you. Thousand times fuck you. That was so calm though. Thousand times fuck you. That's how you said it.
Starting point is 00:31:14 Wait, can you replay the whole argument? It's like I'm missing pieces of... Crazy man. You? You're always time crazy. Always. You're always crazy. I'm not time crazy. My both time. And kadar kreizi. Bu kadar kreizi.
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Starting point is 00:31:38 Bu kadar kreizi. Bu kadar kreizi. Bu kadar kreizi. 10x. 10x kreizi. 1000x kreizi. Bu kadar kreizi. Bu kadar kreizi. Fuck you mother. Ten times. Ten times fuck you. Thousand times fuck you. See, these guys know each other and he's like,
Starting point is 00:31:50 well, you're always saying this crazy shit. Yeah, always. You're always with this. This good confrontation is very. This is not new. That's why this guy right here really sick of the other guy. Yeah, he's like, you're fucking something wrong. Always, you're always talking about your deck.
Starting point is 00:32:02 Yeah, there's something wrong with me. By the way, so the video is the Pakistani minister he's a dull international airport is entourage is on their best behavior upon his arrival to DC check this out this was this is such a classic Hey, shut your mouth. Shut your mouth. Don't shout. I'm fucking right here. Mother fucker. You don't know me. Mother fucker tried to be smart ass. I'm fucking right here.
Starting point is 00:32:30 Mother fucker. I'm not a fucking bitch. 50 dollars. Mother fucker. You are a fucking fucker. You are a fucking fucker. You are a fucking fucker. You're pretty right.
Starting point is 00:32:40 I fuck you right here. Yeah. Yeah. Telling you this is an Indian thing. Same vibe. It's the same fucking fucking same shit different toilet as they say This must be well I'd love to hear from some Pakistani and Indian people Are you guys secretly the most confrontational motherfuckers in the world?
Starting point is 00:32:58 Because these are very like parallel things. Yes, all just like I fuck you here right here. I fuck you like Fuck your mother a thousand times, okay. Yeah, it's great. Fuck your mother a thousand times. It's so good. And only a non-native English speaker was called a monk, which I love so much to creativity.
Starting point is 00:33:19 And also you gotta give credit to somebody cursing in their second or third language. Very difficult. It's not the same thing It's not that it hits the fuck you say. You don't have the same access to the words. No That's why if you're speaking to an American guy and he was like I fuck your mother a thousand times You'd be like the fuck is wrong with you But like when somebody forns has it you get them what they're saying because that probably is a
Starting point is 00:33:42 Translation right in their, in his language, that's how they tell you in fucking an ordu or whatever. Yeah, yeah, right? Is that a ordu? There's all these fuckers. And Pakistan is calling Pakistanis. Yeah, that's not Pakistanis.
Starting point is 00:33:54 Pakistanis. It's ordu, right? Ordu, is that my wrong? No. By the way, my Indian stepdad was born in Pakistan and then he spoke that. And then I thought your stepdad was born in India. Right, turns out I texted my step sister and he started his life in Pakistan and then he spoke that and then. I thought your step that was born in India. Right, turns out I texted my step sister
Starting point is 00:34:07 and he started his life in Pakistan but then because of the war or whatever his family moved to India. Okay, so then let's go back here. So he's fucking stepped at is Pakistani. But he's Indian raised. Indian national now, but he's, that's like you. You're not American, you're Canadian.
Starting point is 00:34:23 Hey. You can take as many oaths as you want Canadian by birth American by the grace of God okay sure yeah you're a conuck you know what's fucked up you're a tits out big screen tits out Ontario I am I'm so proud of that yeah yeah thinking about that I can't run for the presidency, which I'm super bummed about. You were right there. Yeah. I don't know what we're gonna do. I'm a leadership. Yeah. Okay. Well, you know what I was thinking. This is another stupid thought. No, I'm not gonna share. Okay. Um, let's take a quick break and we'll be right back. And we are back with one of our all-time favorite, literally, Hall of Fame guests.
Starting point is 00:35:07 Who you can see every Tuesday, right here on the YMH YouTube channel, and you can listen to the podcast, wherever you get your podcast. It's Stanny Brown, everybody. Yay! The Nettie Brown show, I also wanna point out real quick, the new album, Quaranta, is coming out soon.
Starting point is 00:35:21 Yeah, a few months, a few months. That's exciting. I mean, I got to date, but I don't think I can announce it yet. Okay. And that one's incubated here in Austin, right? No, I actually recorded that in Detroit before. Oh, yeah, I still got my studio in Detroit, so. Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:35 When I want to, you know, but I got a little small home studio just to, you know, do demos to, but when I run it really like tap in, I go home. You've had a year, dude. You've had a crazy like calendar, like, you know. I mean, everything you've done. Definitely. And you look, by the way, you look great. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:35:52 Thank you, man. You look great. Do you feel good? Yeah, hell yeah. I mean, especially after quitting cigarettes, I mean, the drinking and the drugs was one thing, but I didn't have any intentions on that. I didn't have any intentions on that.
Starting point is 00:36:03 I still love weed. Like, I want to smoke weed every day, but it's like, you know, I'm getting too any intentions on that. I didn't have any intentions on that. I still love weed. Like I want to smoke weed every day. But it's like, you know, I'm getting too old for that shit. Yeah, sure. Yeah, I gotta let it go. And you feel great. Yeah, hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:12 That's awesome. I've been running shit. Now, I'm really saying like, just even just for the point of like having breath control, even just even a lot of people I've noticed that they've been just saying like me being on stage. You can just see that you can just see like a night and day differenceream and shit.
Starting point is 00:36:25 Yeah, I just performed in Red Rocks this past weekend. How was it? And you know, you know, Denver is like just being in Colorado that fucking ear and shit, like I always have to get like fucking gas mass or some dope shit, oxygen tank shit, and drinking and smoking and shit, not fucking just pass out damn near in the middle of a set. And I just breathed right through it, I was like,
Starting point is 00:36:43 I'm gonna shit. So just stuff like that is starting to make me feel like I definitely made the right choice. Obviously to live, but. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean, so you did that, but you also, you've been, I mean, you've been, even like last year, you were like,
Starting point is 00:36:57 I'm in now at the studio. I don't know if that's when you were recording Quarante or Scaring the Hose. And I don't know, I was, I was doing Scaring the Hose then. Then, yeah, yeah. But Quarante was done, right? Yeah, that'd been done for some time. It'd been done for some time. But No, no, I was just don't scare the hose then. Then, yeah, yeah. But Quanta's done, right? Yeah, that's been done for some time, it's been done for some time.
Starting point is 00:37:07 But, you know, when I was at, I used to work on albums and stuff, and you know, take a few years or whatever, but. Yeah, I'm so, so like, I mean, cause it's not my world, like how, I mean, you hear stories about sessions where people go in and it's like, while we record, we went in,
Starting point is 00:37:23 and we did four records in a few hours. Like, you just hit magic, I guess. And then there's the labor of, oh, no, this has taken a lot longer. Yeah, that's what I was saying. I was used to, like, you know, going in and just making records real quick and try to get out and out as fast as possible.
Starting point is 00:37:37 But when I had worked with Q-Tip, you know what I'm saying. Yeah. I just learned so much from him. And then it's all about the pulse. Yeah. You pretty much put these songs down. They're pretty much ideas at that point.
Starting point is 00:37:46 Wasn't Q-tip the, then you tell me that like, you went over there like the first time and you're like, oh, sweet, I'm more Q-tip. And then he just like left. It just appeared, yeah. He had to do it all the time. Cause he, I mean, he's a fucking genius. So, you know, everybody go ahead and he's had a shit.
Starting point is 00:38:03 But one time I remember we was recording, he was like, yeah, I like you. I'll be back in a minute. And then he's like, just run through the verse. It's just run through the verse. And I'm down there like wrapping the same song like for like two hours straight. And he was in a backyard having a barbecue and shit.
Starting point is 00:38:15 I'm like, what? He made me do the barbecue. Yeah. But that's the boy though. I tap in with him every time I get. Yeah. That's gotta be, I don't know, man. I feel like when, do you still have, I mean, not as much,
Starting point is 00:38:27 but when you first link up with someone like that, is there a huge kind of, you know, intimidation factor? I mean, intimidation, but, you know, like, I was thinking, so I had a false, false fucking, false courage, it's just like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because, you know, my dad used to listen to a trap car quest. I remember being like, taking me to school every day and he listened to the trap, that's all I got upon him. Yeah. So just being able to work with him was, because you know my dad used to listen to a tribe called Quests I remember being like taking me to school every day and he listening to tribe
Starting point is 00:38:46 That's all I got upon yeah, so just being able to work with him was like, you know Try my best, but he even pulled me to the side one time like you know He can't be coming to here drinking all the time stumbling around every goddamn work really? Yeah, so like the last I remember like the pray like the last few weeks That I was working with him. He wouldn't let me drink no shit Did you notice a difference in what you put out? I mean, yeah, in some sense, because you always think drinking and smoking
Starting point is 00:39:11 is gonna help with your creativity and some type of shit. But I mean, far as me recording vocals, I was always like lay stuff down, little tipsy, but then come back and redoing with them sober. You know, so, but I you know, I was still drinking a stuff in a hotel room while I was writing, you know what I'm saying? But when I would go record, I just make sure I was sober. And you always, did you always get, do you have the thing where last minute shit would
Starting point is 00:39:34 be the magic? You know what I mean? Like you're about to wrap up. It always feels like that, like when you feel like you're done with the album and sometimes you just gotta stop yourself because it's like a ruby's cube in some sense. You know, you can make one song that had just changed the whole trajectory of the album and I was like, oh, it's going this direction. Then you want to make some more songs. You make some work. You got to have a cutoff point. But that's what I was saying. That's what you feel out, right? Yeah, yeah. So working with him, he just taught me to art a post. Like you can lay down
Starting point is 00:39:59 these ideas, but just keep going over him, tinkering him, figuring out new ways, figuring just think of, think to yourself, like you only got one chance to release it, but you got all the time in the world before you put it out, because once you put it out, it ain't yours no more. You know what I'm saying? So put your best foot forward and show some love to the record. You know, it doesn't even matter how long it's been sitting around, because I would think like, man, you know, you recorded a song and you let it sit around for two years, and you like, it might get dated, but if good music don't date to sell. That's true. That's the thing about music.
Starting point is 00:40:28 It's forever. And another thing that I learned is a lot of times, you make these records quick and you put them out and then two years later, you're like, I don't even like this fucking song no more. But the people now you won't stay singing it and you're like, fuck, I hate this shit. So the last three words, there's a few songs that I have that I'll be like, I hate this shit. But they want to hear it. Yeah, but they want to hear that shit But even like a lot of my songs were they're talking about drugs and shit, and you know me
Starting point is 00:40:49 I'm sober now, so it's almost feel like a you know, we're for me to be performing shit But then when I listen to the actual lyrics and think about what I'm talking about I was I was really telling you the downsides of it So it almost makes more sense for me to perform some of those songs that that's right, dude Mm-hmm. That's cool shit cuz it's almost like you you see me go through it I helped you know man. I'm at the end of the tunnel. That's red, dude. That's cool shit. Cause it's almost like, you see me go through it, I helped you. Now I'm at the end of the tunnel. You know, I'm playing a beat the game.
Starting point is 00:41:10 It is, music, I mean, it is so cool that you can have a song that just hits. And that's forever. People wanna hear it forever. That's different than what we like for jokes. Yeah, jokes people are like, yeah, I love that joke, but they know the turn like the surprise if surprise doesn't exist You you kind of lose something in comedy, right? But like in music. It's for fucking ever
Starting point is 00:41:33 I know I'm gonna have to perform it forever You're here hit like I just literally got so inspired but I knew knives album. Yeah, cuz he's 50 Like no album is about him turning 50 and just like because you always think like rap is like a young man game And like totally know you age yourself out But then you hear in somebody like him at 50 years old at the top of his game is like oh my god He's been putting out this shit since he was 16, but I'm saying even in the last two three years You just keep dropping. Yeah, yeah, I think this one is the best. I think yeah Because it's pretty much celebrating him turning 50
Starting point is 00:42:05 and we pretty much watched him grow up in hip hop. And then hip hop is turning 50 this year. So it's like, this is hip hop's baby, right? Yeah, it's baby, yeah. That's true. Yeah, his, it's been amazing what he's done in the last few years. But yeah, the newest one is incredible. Yeah, it's so good.
Starting point is 00:42:20 Kings is his nine. Yeah, no, it's called magic through. His magic through. Yeah, pretty much. He's put up. No, it's called magic through this magic through. Yeah, pretty much It's crazy because even me I'd be like man You can't be putting out that many albums that quick But when you listen to them you realize you know because a lot of people you know You make music for monetary gain at this point now. He's just so up
Starting point is 00:42:38 He can get back to not even caring about him making money off the music at this one and just have fun He's like hearing it's coming through and you can hear it. That's cool. That's cool. He looks 30. But also by like I was just thinking that at least in comedy now that I sell tickets and the pressure to make money is a little bit relieved that I'm so much freer now and I say whatever the fuck I want and it's the best feeling.
Starting point is 00:43:04 You know what's, because I feel like when you start off, you're like, I can't be so polarizing, I have to like. Yeah, same thing in music. It sucks, yeah. Same thing in music, you'd be thinking like, man, I gotta make, because even me with this last album,
Starting point is 00:43:14 I just may, I remember I was getting to the point of it because it's pretty much just a trauma dump. I went through a bad breakup, so the album was, you know, I will always try to talk about what I'm going through. So it was pretty much talking about that. And then like I said, as a ruvist cube, then it got started talking about how,
Starting point is 00:43:30 you know, I started going down a deeper path with just depression and drugs and all that stuff. To, you know, cope with what I was going through. And but then it got to the point where it was starting, you know, me realizing what I'm doing and started to be more about self-help and stuff like that. So it was like every time I was making a song, it was turning into something else,
Starting point is 00:43:45 but then it got to the point, I was like, fuck, how am I gonna perform this shit? I gotta make something that I'm be able to go out on a row with because I wanna be on stage singing these sad ass songs. You know, but you know, it's good to have a good team around you with that trust you and be like, you know, and sometimes just give you that assurance that to be like, no, are you doing the right thing?
Starting point is 00:44:02 Don't worry about it, just, you don't even worry about it. People going, so let's get into the point now. I'm more comfortable with being on stage singing those sad songs, because before I just want to see the crowd, damn, they're jumping around and beat theyself up. Yeah. But somebody told me, and they really stuck with me,
Starting point is 00:44:15 was like, anybody can go on stage and make motherfuckers jump around. But when you can go on stage and sing songs and got everybody undervited attention, and they just looking at you like, and they really feeling that shit. You know, they can take that home. You know, they take that home. That's you, and it kind of helped them attention and they just looking at you like, yeah, and they really feeling that shit. You know, they can take that home. You know, they take that home that you
Starting point is 00:44:27 and it kind of helped them and changed the shit. Now, this is so true. And it got me thinking about, I know you probably already saw Taylor Swift live a few times. I never saw Taylor Swift live. You know, you're not a huge fan. I mean, that one song she made 15,
Starting point is 00:44:39 that was a weird one for me, man. I'm like, man, I don't know about this with bad, that's a little, that's a little creepy. I know, I'm, man, I don't know about this with bad, that's a little creepy. I know, I'm just kidding. I don't know what's next. But she bums, I feel like a lot of her shit's a bummer. And it kinda adolescent, crybaby, bullshit. But who the fuck am I?
Starting point is 00:44:56 Are people love her? The arenas are full of people wanting to hear this bitch cry about her relationships and stuff, you know? I do know I really respect her, the fact that she went back and re-recorded our own albums, so she can own a music now. That's like, I'm starting to think about that idea. Like, hold up.
Starting point is 00:45:13 That was pretty cool. That is cool. That's a great experience. Yeah, so would he have been able to stand up to a similar thing where they had recorded bits that went viral, but that were posted by comedy clubs or like one of these smaller record companies like in the beginning of their career
Starting point is 00:45:30 and they realized, oh, I can just go back to a club and record that thing, post it myself and now it's mine. It's definitely a smart thing to do. I was thinking like what you were just saying though about making somebody feel something. I think the equivalent in standup is something that you don't realize until you've been doing it a while, which is that like, anybody can get a laugh
Starting point is 00:45:51 from like a, you know, whatever, like dirty, you know, sex joke, whatever, but really when you can captivate a huge audience to sit forward and you can hear nothing, like of course the goal is laughter, but if you have them paying attention and you're like wow there's like 10,000 people and they're all like listening that is a skill set that's not everybody can do that definitely yeah it's something that's like I don't know
Starting point is 00:46:15 like in the moment you're like wow everybody's listening right and comedy is one of those things just like music to where you can you know as you can say it's all about being funny and high high but where a person can leave from it and be like, man, make them think about shit that they got going on an A-Life. You know it could be took and as a joke, but it could be, you can take that shit seriously. You still, by the way, we've talked about this
Starting point is 00:46:33 many times, you just have to do stand up. Man, this is such a slippery slope for me. I'm so terrified. But why don't you just, here's the thing. Well, you were talking about this. We could set this up for in the next couple of weeks. Why don't you just come, I know the show to get you on. And you get up there, low stakes, smaller room,
Starting point is 00:46:56 and like three to five minutes of like a very generous crowd. Yeah, fun. Will you come do that? Yeah, I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm, at this point in my life, you know, I'm not, I'm not scared of it. It's just the fact that I respect it. So, no, I appreciate that very much. And where I want to be like the rapper guy is trying comedy now, you know.
Starting point is 00:47:16 You're just a good thing though, is that it's the great equalizer comedy. They don't give a fuck if you're the rapper guy, the midget guy, the woman. Cause I've seen that kind of where somebody I know to transition. I know. I know. Here's what's up. Keep it on really think they respect our you in town next Tuesday. Yeah. Yeah. Great. We'll do it then I'll tell you more about it when we're done. Okay. Yeah. It'll be fun.
Starting point is 00:47:39 What were you guys saying? Well, see, Matt, why did Prince change his name to a symbol? Was that because like so they couldn't write about him in the media? Was that a thing with his record company? I think it was more so. Yeah, it was something with the record company, but I think he was trying to, it was almost like, he was trying to take a stand and like, you know, because I guess the label probably owned a name with something.
Starting point is 00:47:57 Like, right. And he was like, you know, I could release this music under a sign in his own mind. Talk about not having a concept of what's happening. I remember when that was happening, I was like, what the fuck? You know, like I didn't have any grasp of it, and everybody being like the artist formerly known as,
Starting point is 00:48:13 I was like, I just didn't get it. I didn't get what you're young to eat. To young, I was too young to understand. To young to young to young to eat. To young to young to young to young to young to eat. To young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young to young You know, you can sign a record deal under a name and then that label owns that artist. And you can just totally recreate a whole new persona. Like, MF Doom used to do that a lot. He had just signed another record deal with somebody else under another name.
Starting point is 00:48:32 He just put out another album and do that. That's hilarious. That's the way it is. He's like, he's robbing banks, like, you know? I just saw a video about, I don't know if you know the story. I think it was about Frank Ocean. Mm-hmm. Just, and the, and the, I think it's ASAP Rocky talking
Starting point is 00:48:49 to me about how he's been asked to record company. Yeah. Yeah. What did he do? Because he pretty much, I mean, you know, you sign record deals, you sign you to an amount of albums. And I think it was something where like, you know, he had his last album on the label.
Starting point is 00:49:02 I mean, he owned, like, he owed them one album, and he just pretty much put out a album with pretty much like, I guess it's like, I wouldn't say his throwaways because that album was still amazing too, but gave them an album and hurry up and put it out real quick at the end right after drop album on his own terms. And it was way better, you know? And it's sold more and there, everything better. But even back to the Prince thing, just watching his story and stuff and learning about how he used to perform and it was high heels and how hard he used to go
Starting point is 00:49:29 and it ended up fucking his back up. And his hips, and he ended up starting to have to take percussets and be on so many drugs and it got to the point where he started just, you know, you get star buying drugs on the street type shit. He ended up getting caught up with some fentanyl and that's the way he died and it's like fucked up shit. It's like Michael Jackson, and Prince died from drugs. It's like that's the most crazy shit, and end up getting caught up with some fentanyl, and that's the way he died. And he's like, fuck the bitch. It's like Michael Jackson,
Starting point is 00:49:45 and then Prince died from drugs. It's like, that's the most crazy shit to me. It's crazy. And there was a, I'm sure you could find it, but like there's a story about, and not that long before Prince died, there was like an emergency landing. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:58 And as of one of his, his plane, he got them bad pills. He was like, they had to go right to a hospital. He was in crazy pain. And he was like, you know, heart was given out. He was like, they had to go right to a hospital. He was in crazy pain. And he was like, you know, heart was given out. It was, it's sad story. Yeah. Oh, I miss him.
Starting point is 00:50:11 He was a good one. Yeah, look at this one. That's what his name was never used in the request. Yeah, made a landing at one 17, I did a seven, 45,000 feet and 17. Yeah, he had to get Narcan. That was thin, not for sure. Damn. Wow. That's crazy narca. Yeah, damn.
Starting point is 00:50:25 Wow. That's crazy now that motherfuckers is doing drugs so much what they just keep narcan on them. Yeah. And I heard that some people, they don't even want you to hit them with the narcan because after that, they can't get high for like a couple of days. Fuck, I was on a good night.
Starting point is 00:50:38 You fuck my shit up. Fuck, dude. I'm glad I don't have a fettin' all problem. Yeah, I mean, when I was in rehab, it was a lot of people was coming in for. And people were getting that dirty fett, like, you know? Not a one, it was like such a thing where people, you know, you figured you get some thinn on,
Starting point is 00:50:57 you gonna die, and now people are like, I won't the fettin' all. It's like they develop the tolerance now. Now, as that new shit now that's going on around and Philly, the trink, it's like some tranquilizer type shit. Like I'll be watching those YouTube videos about Kings and Tinnin' Shit.
Starting point is 00:51:10 And that shit just like, yeah, drugs is not the deal right now. No thanks. Do you know by the way that, I mean, you're A, you're on YouTube, B, you're an artist. Did you know that there is an exemption for artists on YouTube? If you put up art, something that is documentary, or style, or information, you can get an exemption for their regular YouTube rules.
Starting point is 00:51:36 Did you know this? Yeah, so like. I mean, yeah, because I've seen like, motherfuckers, we have an asshole shaving videos. You see that? Yeah. And that's what we're talking about shaving videos. You see that? Yeah. And that's what we're talking about. That's what we're talking about.
Starting point is 00:51:47 That's another video, motherfucker got a, how to put on a condom tutorial. And he just got his balls all out like, hold on, let me show you how to put this motherfucker on. Yes. And I watched it one time, just out of curiosity. Am I gonna like, you in here watching condom videos? Cause he saw it in the history.
Starting point is 00:52:00 I'm like, what the fuck? Have you seen the hair butthole one? Yeah, so you see now, I have millions of views and you've seen it. No, millions of views. And then there's the, let's see, ho on. I can't stop thinking about how soft that guy's hands look. No, they got all crazy.
Starting point is 00:52:16 You know me, I go down my YouTube dark rabbit holes. They got naked yoga. Yeah, I like that one. Yeah. This is the gay guy's too. So this guy has a new one out. The the Nair butthole guy. Fuck yeah, dude.
Starting point is 00:52:27 Hey guys today, I would show you how I trim my pubes and my testicle hairs using an electric razor. Don't mind the size. I think you got the doorbell, D. It was born in Indonesia, no shame in the Asian game. Okay, so first things first, make sure that this razor has a safety on. We never ever ever want to accidentally cut our shaft
Starting point is 00:52:48 or our testicles, so let's make sure that it's easy to do. And then we feel safe and secure. You're taking care of this. So if you're a kid, you're a fucking... The razor? So what I like to do is I like to first like... Put it down, then you don't, man. So that little is like a bug.
Starting point is 00:53:04 A beach and it's like, on camera. And the grass. I like to first like put it down Don't be down, man. So that is like a Bunch and if like I'm covered I would be put my dick out of it Look at like that So I like to go like this Oh, but these there's the Harry's pulling So I just
Starting point is 00:53:16 Oh, this top area right here Look so much bigger Yeah, happy Now let's move on It looks so much better Yeah, so I just kind of go like this. Slow down. Slow down.
Starting point is 00:53:28 Slow down. Slow down. Slow down. These shaft hairs are officially gone. Oh my god. Let's move on. She wants to test the goals. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, to get the sides of your balls, you wanna push your entire... And the YouTube is like,
Starting point is 00:53:47 this is very helpful. Shaft to the side and then again, shoot in the video. People are allowing this because otherwise, everyone would have hairy balls. But it's a little bit hard to reach or to see what's happening. How is this okay?
Starting point is 00:53:59 It's really. This is not, you don't need to show this to educate people. No, the creepiest shit is the fucking breastfeeding videos Yeah, if you go read the comments it be motherfuckers like oh look at them titties So it's almost like you know at the end of have the only fans link You know I'm saying like you doing you're like you put your kid to some fuck that shit on that. That's fucked up We hold on
Starting point is 00:54:24 I want to learn Oh, nah, that's fucked up. You know, that's fucked up. We hold on. Well, hold on. I want to learn. Oh, she's got a good one. This is on YouTube. This is on YouTube also. She got good tail-on. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:33 She's great. Got big heads. Whoa. Got the monkey all out. She shaved herself, too. I see the mood in the booth change entirely. Yeah. From the ball trip.
Starting point is 00:54:45 And they got the poor music on this fucking and this is just showing you the actual mouth. Just the mound. Yeah. She's nice. I like looking at her. I think her body's nice. I'm not if it doesn't feel awful,
Starting point is 00:55:01 but that guy was just awful. And he was so rough. Because you know he'd be a nasty. You know he had a nasty motherfucker but sniffing him popper's going crazy in that room. He got the goon cave, that's what he got. And he didn't do a clean job. I saw lots of hair still left over.
Starting point is 00:55:18 I mean, because the best shit is like the cream. You can like put the cream on and just getting a shower. Yeah. So let's peel that shit. So you're told you're in the goon cave, man. You can like put the cream on it just getting a shower Shit, he in the goon cave man The inner most part of your cheek is where the hair is usually so now it's time to pull Hold the skin tight with your free hand and with one quick movement pull the strip off with the other hand One I'd be pissed if I was one of those motherfuckers in the picture in the back right there. Like you doing blood hole videos, you got my picture in the back, man.
Starting point is 00:55:48 Okay, that was a fucking wrong with you, man. So, you know, you still prefer the screaming set of bass. Honestly, I think I'm really here. Spray it open. He had nasty motherfuckers. He is. He is. He is.
Starting point is 00:56:02 He is. You know what he's doing. You know what I mean? But like if you prefer watching, go ahead. Is this the guy's kink, his fetus? Yeah. He's a exubitionist. He's an exubitionist.
Starting point is 00:56:12 He wanted my fuckers at the new B-john bond. And here's the thing, I've said this before, but like he knows that if, once he got this permission, if YouTube goes, oh, you know, we're gonna strike you or take this down, he's gonna come out and be like, guess what, YouTube, they took, they struck down me because I'm gay and I'm Asian. And then they're just like, just leave it up, leave it up.
Starting point is 00:56:37 But you know what, we actually decided to do, I don't know, if we were like, you know, this is a very cool thing that you're able to teach people this way. And we want to be able to teach people things too. So we decided to make our own version, which will be available very soon on the Way of Edge YouTube channel. But I wanted to show it to Danny Brown, because he's Danny Brown.
Starting point is 00:57:01 He's here today. And we worked very hard on this. And I wanted to make sure that you got it. He might learn something. Yeah, he might learn something, he's here today, and we worked very hard on this, and I wanted to make sure that you had it. He might learn something. Yeah, he might learn something. See you here. Me too. I'm Dr. Drew Pinsky, internist, board certified,
Starting point is 00:57:12 and I'm here with you today to present educational video about screening for an important cause of cancer in men. Oh, shit. The above, over 250 men, to stickular cancer. Fortunately, these days, this stickular cancer is highly highly readable. We're doing a great job with it, but of course, earlier we get it,
Starting point is 00:57:29 the less you have to go through and the better chance we have of complete cure. So it's an important cause of cancer. It's not as common as breast cancer in women, but it's something that men should be aware and should be able to learn to do their own self examination. And so today, subjects are very kindly agreed to help us out. I will examine him and we'll teach him how to do a self-examination as well.
Starting point is 00:57:50 He wants to shave in video. It's careless. So, here's what we're going to do. We're going to first look at the testicles on this side. Dr. Drew, out of the M.I. region. What I want to do is feel this dramatic. Testes have a cord that goes up through the Inglinal Canal. That's where hernia is descend.
Starting point is 00:58:08 And so one of the things we do, you're not going to do this in the self examination. This guy comes at the very end of this. Oh man. Oh, oh. That's true. And the doctor can do ultrasound, can do CAT scans. When do you ask this guy off? It's crazy.
Starting point is 00:58:24 It's crazy. It doesn't taste. It doesn't taste. Just our examination will tell off, it's crazy. But usually just our examinations will tell us whether it's anything to worry about or not. There are lots of other things that can go on down there that are not of concern, cystic seals, spermatis seals. They feel like another one of these on top, almost like a bleb an attire, for instance. You know, if you have something peeking out the top of it, you'll also, if you notice, I'm gonna,
Starting point is 00:58:45 this is a, we also, we didn't wanna leave it just to one gender here. This show has a very binary show. By the way, you guys put that man's dick almost at head level, Drew. It's really cold, yeah. It's pretty exciting. I'm Dr. Drew Pinsky, I'm a physician,
Starting point is 00:59:04 and I'm an internist, board certified. I'm here to talk about a very important topic, which is breast cancer. It's going to afflict one in eight women. That's how many people would get a breast cancer. 45,000 people in the night. We don't have to call it up, it is misbehaved. We just put it what's the far out of one of 800 men
Starting point is 00:59:19 will get breast cancer. So men, you can learn a little something from this as well. Things like obesity, alcohol, these things, family history, contribute to the risk. So try to mitigate your risk as best you can. And we're going to do here to show you how a physician does and examine it. There. People have a strange way of thinking about their armpits, they will get little cysts to take their skin and assume that is something wrong or cancer. But if you can essentially squeeze it between your fingertips, it's not a problem.
Starting point is 00:59:47 And then we just take a look at the breast themselves while she's sitting up. This is a very common condition of breast cancer and we have lots of great treats. You go to a breast care department and you know that in a chronic condition you usually have a mixed dose for years and years, because you do lots of things to treat it,
Starting point is 01:00:04 even for you to have the sex. We don't have any. And we're gonna have a mix of goes for years and years and years because we do lots of things to treat it even to have the sex. We don't have any. And we're gonna do the same thing where you use white legs up. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, let's slow it down now. But it's something to keep an eye on.
Starting point is 01:00:14 I think a little bit different what we might do and it also makes it a little different in terms of how we feel around. We're very excited. It's amazing. It's amazing. Yeah, saying this for the first time. It's amazing. It's amazing. Yeah, saying this for the first time. It's amazing.
Starting point is 01:00:26 Yeah. And I have to say our videos so much more educational than fucking. Yeah. You can't be hard to be creepy with Dr. Drew. It's like, you know, he's like, Hey guys. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:35 When you want to finger your butthole, one of the things you're going to want to do is trim your nails. That guy. That's education. Yeah. Dr. Drew, he was proper medical turns and shit. Yeah. And it makes me feel like it's really educational. And it's something I feel like I got a scene in six a head or's education. Yeah, Dr. Drew, he was proper medical terms and shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:45 I think he feel like it's really educational. It is something I feel like I got a scene in six years. I had a some shit. Yeah. That guy just likes to get off showing you this fucking side hair. He loving, he reading the comments. He definitely does.
Starting point is 01:00:55 He like, what's up? He just really putting it out there. He like, who trying to holler? You know what I'm saying? Have you seen? Have you seen this guy who says that he blew Obama? Oh, yeah, I heard about. Have you seen this guy? He says that he blew Obama. Oh yeah, I heard about it. He heard this guy.
Starting point is 01:01:08 Here's just so you get the, because we have some new stuff, but just so you get the back. I would too. Good. The limo driver that I was looking for someone to enjoy the limo. Like Obama could have did better than that.
Starting point is 01:01:17 That's what I was saying. That's what we're saying. Obama was a handsome guy. And this fucking pig. One pig, yeah. What happened? We had a few drinks. I had made silly comments about warning Pope, so we got no one on left.
Starting point is 01:01:33 And we started drinking. I started snorting. He started smoking. I actually put my hand on his knee and started to rub up his thigh. And I feel like, I'm so scared of my body. I'm like, tell me more. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:50 He, he, per, like, again, I just feel like Obama would be like, if he wants to, he'd be like, I can get my dick sucked by a lot of people. It's not gonna be you, bro. No, he's so ugly. He's not cute enough for me. So this guy, he said the next day. The following day, I actually get a knock
Starting point is 01:02:05 on my hotel room door in Gernie, Illinois, only to find Barack Obama standing in front of it. He had actually come back for seconds. Oh, shit. I had come back all the time. The top room, it's a comfortable suite in Gernie, Illinois. When the drugs involved in the second night as well, it was. Who produced produced those he actually brought those with them now Obama at that time was a state senator I actually hit no idea who he was and they when did you find out that it was Barack Obama? Watching the 2004 DNC convention. Thank you very much. I said that guys did At the time I was just kind of floored. Sure.
Starting point is 01:02:46 So what we found is that this guy has a history of lies and fabrications and frauds, criminal fraud, and just like a slew of documented untruths. But here he is getting a he did a polygraph about all this, I guess a while back and there's footage of it. I started from I make the move and go over and actually start to perform oral sex on it. And it's shortly after that that I realize I see him pull out
Starting point is 01:03:24 another packet from his pocket and he has a small glass cylinder in his hand. So he starts to smoke and he makes this comment to me that it actually makes him harder. Hey. We know that to be true from a shop car Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Usually it's math But what what did the polygraphs say? There's a here we go. Here we go. Cicacum. He got to the cylinder. Where had the sex act ended? Did they have an orgasm? Did you? No, he didn't have an orgasm before you put the cylinder out. That's what I'm saying I actually returned to performing oral sex on him after he started talking.
Starting point is 01:04:06 Okay, it's very nice. What in the London's already been? No. Lips to skin. Um, I went down on him. I did finish. And what does that mean? I mean, he had his orgasm.
Starting point is 01:04:24 Senator Obama himself was the one that initiated the sex act on the second occasion. He did that. He did it very blatantly and very boldly. We walked back into the room. He walked over to the edge of the bed and simply unzipped his pants. So he unzips his pants. Then what do I? I thought we were doing a polygraph. He fires up a rock.
Starting point is 01:04:53 I'm down. Like I said, this was nothing more than a quickie. The entire event was over with in and out in 30, 40 minutes at the most. Okay, so the evaluation, this is, I guess I can put it over here, right? The polygraph is a credibility assessment. I can't read it there, so I'll read it here. Basically says the results are that the reader,
Starting point is 01:05:30 I'm sorry, to render a conclusion of deception, there must be a minus three or less in any spot. And to render a conclusion of truthfulness, there must be a plus in every spot. And the Sinclair polygraph resulted in an evaluation of deception indication with the score of minus 15 when he answered the relevant questions. So he has basically the questions and answers. And on the second part of it, a deception indication again, again, you know, polygraphs are not bullet proof, but it's just another layer to the story. What is he getting out of this? Why would he do that? Attention. He did again. Just a guy who's in town for the night
Starting point is 01:06:05 and it sounds like you're talking to him too. I know. He's like, you're supposed to be the guy. It's better now. He looks better now. He used to me as Barack Obama. I was given Barack $250 to pay for Coke. I start putting a wine on a CD tray.
Starting point is 01:06:20 Just snorkeling. Do you have teeth, sir? Yeah, I know. He's got a little pipe and he's smoking. So I just started rubbing my hand along this side. Like his wrist, I had no idea. It went the direction I had intended it to go. Even though you had sex with him twice,
Starting point is 01:06:34 you did cocaine with him watching smoke crack twice. You had no idea who he was. I had no idea who he was. And I have no idea where my dentist lives. Now, this is, yeah, anyway. It's just sucks, man. People can just say anything. It's like, it's a go-like Tucker.
Starting point is 01:06:49 You fucking interviewin' a motherfucker. Yeah, why are you interviewing? Yeah, like that, I don't like that, as well. I like, and it's also tacky to Kiss and Tell. Yeah, that's really. Why the fuck, you really think Brock doesn't have people sign NDAs and shit up the ass. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:07:04 Like, if he is a homo, he's like bitch sign this before you suck my dick and you smoke some blood. You're not stupid. Yeah, also that he was like a senator. He's like, I gotta find some fucking guy to suck my dick and find this toothless. Sure, okay. I'm gonna smoke some rocks.
Starting point is 01:07:22 Yeah. Come on man. No, that's doesn't smoke if he was getting crazy like that I'm pretty sure there'd been a lot more people that it came forward. Oh, yes, dude They would be like there'd be like 50 guys be like I suck this dude He can't just be the only one know what and also Tucker's got really good hair Does everybody notice that it's a lot of hair is it real? No, that can't be. Oh, no, it's a lot of hair So curly like my grandma fur coat Does let's watch something funny oh
Starting point is 01:08:02 Oh Got him That's how he was made it sound yeah, oh sounds like the stomping grapes lady Yeah, you know that one I was getting some scrum actually That's good. It's a good sound. I told you man. I told you when I said it. That's the funny part. I like where this one's going. That's picking up speed. Oh, shit. That is fast for all.
Starting point is 01:08:37 Oh, yeah, you broke everything. That's everything. That's pretty hard. How the guy who is broken? Hips legs everything What went wrong though? Why was it? Went wrong is that the um, so this is the okay, hold on pull back I don't know me. Yeah, but he deserves this is
Starting point is 01:09:01 He's gonna pull yeah, so it's picking up. It's crazy speed. So you have your second one which is deployed there, but it doesn't Catch because it gets in the way the first one gets in the way of it. Oh, yeah, so it's it's not it's not catching the wind the way it's supposed to Right see how it's it's preventing That's all Bullshit breaking in let's do the game wins to be proud That's what I mean, I always thought about like skydiving You like that, but show me shit like this is not giving me the confidence I'm too goofy for that shit, man. I mean look at you Tuesday before the show
Starting point is 01:09:38 Also, if you're not a super professional don't do this shit by yourself That definitely didn't seem pro They're not seem pro They give, this ain't not pro. But they give you like mad training and shit before you do that kind of shit though, right? They should unless you like. And it seemed like something was off with the wind or something though, like he just didn't.
Starting point is 01:09:55 I don't know. We are two for two right now. You laugh and you laugh. The thought was really cool. It's just like a slab of beef on it. It was a lot. That is so many broken bones The worst is he got a mother fuck out there recording it like watch this watch this
Starting point is 01:10:12 E.O. Glow I do Shit just with Rome tell you I'll tell you exactly where I'm gonna land Oh, I've sent this, didn't it? No, he's hurt. Yeah. This isn't good. I don't know what this is. Did that guy shoot?
Starting point is 01:10:30 Did he just put a shoot back on? Yeah, I don't know. I don't like that. I don't like that one. I didn't enjoy that one so much. I think those bones are. Yeah. See, I've been hit by a car like that.
Starting point is 01:10:38 You have? Yeah, I mean, when I was a kid, but I pretty much tumbled the same way. But one thing that's crazy when you get hit by a car like that and you and Aaron, everything just goes in slow motion It's like that's what you know they'd like the world of simulation type shit It'll make you believe it because everything just pauses and goes slow as fuck man. Oh Jesus Christ man. That's terrible. Good. Not again. God damn it Tom. Oh
Starting point is 01:11:01 It's leg snap. So yeah, this shit is all been good. Okay, can we move on? This is terrible. I don't like this one bit. Thank you, Tom. All right. It's been one more time. Oh. Ha, ha, ha.
Starting point is 01:11:14 Ah. That was a scooter that hit him or a motorcycle. It seems like a scooter. Because I wouldn't think that that would cause that much for or should I. I know. How fast you think he was going? Oh no, he was zipping.
Starting point is 01:11:27 He was zipping. He was zipping. Ooh, that was a good flip. Can we go on please? Is it TikTok or something we can look at? Or just something fun? That was fun. That'd be scary shit like Thailand and all that shit over there.
Starting point is 01:11:40 Yeah. I always, every time I'm in Amsterdam, I damn get hit by a bike every fucking time. So many there. Yes, I always damn get hit by a bike every fucking time. So many there. Yes, I always almost get hit by a fucking bike. I almost get killed in London by the traffic, you know, when you walk on the street, you're like, look, right, it tells you which way.
Starting point is 01:11:54 I always fucking. We've been watching these inmate videos now for dating. What do you mean? Now there's a thing where people are recording their, like you know, they're like their match videos from inside, from prison. There's an Instagram account where you can penpal an inmate. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:12:21 And it's very short. And you gotta record their videos being like, hey, hit me up. Okay. Yeah, I walked by somebody today. me and they it's very short videos being like hey hit me up okay yeah I want somebody today something like weird shit you hear people say I swear I heard somebody say bro I'm gonna go exercise my prostate I'm like motherfucker I can't go exercise your prostate what the hell some of the shit you hear people saying here blows my mind anyway I'm just looking for someone to break my heart.
Starting point is 01:12:47 That's you, hit me up. I'm pretty sure he got them beaten down the door. That's, that's Alec. What do you think we like to play the game? What do you think he's locked up for? Oh, definitely meth. He's a good guy, so. Is that your control substance?
Starting point is 01:13:05 Assault upon certain personnel domestic battery. Yeah, he was all mehped up. Oh, that's good, Danny. Yeah, buddy. Yeah, buddy. My name is Audrey. I am currently doing time in Boise, Idaho. I'm looking for pimp halls to pass my time
Starting point is 01:13:20 with and to build genuine connections with. So I can hopefully take you guys on the next, definitely a thief. Yeah. Yeah. But it could be some prostitution drug shit going on here. Burglary and assault or a battery of a police officer. Oh, wow. Yeah, but she's a thief, you're right. Yeah.
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Starting point is 01:13:43 go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go could be some prostitution drug shit going on with her. Berglory and assault or a battery of a police officer. Oh, okay. Yeah, but she's a thief, you're right. Yeah, usually you probably a little mepped up or something when you have a police officer. You know, I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure.
Starting point is 01:13:55 So I'm from Wazee, Idaho. I'm just trying to find something that I can connect with that like, Salaaf and Dupes, like I am. She's goofy. So my idea is to never, I'm a goofball. I'm reaching out and taking. That's been all right there. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:12 Well, hold on, because a lot of the women don't say they're goofy or they like to have fun and laugh. So this is a new one that we've seen. Yeah, it's fun. So what do you think she's in there for fentanyl? Yeah, she's gonna drug you. Drugs, yeah. That is, drugs.
Starting point is 01:14:24 She's in for a burglarian grand theft. Oh, damn. Wow. Bridget. I mean, but you know, they're still in for drugs. What's J pay? That's how you pay for shit in jail. Pretty much like they already account in shit.
Starting point is 01:14:35 Go through J pay. So like, if I wanted to give her like $100 for commissary, I would put it in her J pay. Yeah, and they buy shit off J pay. Like, I think, you know, because they always talk about like albums and shit. They buy them off J pay and shit like that. Really?
Starting point is 01:14:47 Yeah, so I think it's probably much like you put money on the account and everything just go through J pay. It's just like a J pay thing. Hope you find some on you, stay everything. So I think they just got all, I think J pay is pretty much like a company where they buy shit off and so they put any money on the account so they can buy shit off J. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:02 And if you don't have a friend on the outside giving you money or fuck, or can you add to your own J pay account, can you earn money in prison and then yeah I'm pretty sure but you probably have to give it to somebody outside to put it on there or some type of shit because you're on post to be doing shit in there to put on pretty sure you know they be fucking selling any snacks or you know stealing shit or like you know mother fuckers to start day on the side hustles like braiding hair or doing makeup. That's what we're talking about is because I saw a TikTok where this lady's like, if you're going to prison,
Starting point is 01:15:30 you need to skill. And like drawing is apparently a really good skill to have. And they want to send letters home and shit like that sort of drop picture of my son. Yeah. I seen one girl on TikTok though, she was making clothes and shit. Like taking a prison, you're in a form that's just making cool shit out of them and they was paying her to do that shit
Starting point is 01:15:48 That's I would do that. That's really cool Like she was really doing some extra curricular calf crafty ass shit like so figuring out how to sew shit No, that type of shit. Oh, that's kind of dope. They up in there with some drip. That is kind of dope So we but I thought you were in money in prison So we but I thought you earn money in prison. Oh shit from Riverside California Dude a life sentence in Idaho. Oh, he kills my about 13 years in right now Look at the fucking sugar mamas. Yeah, you want to be my sugar mama. What's up? No crazy though no crazy no drama. Let's keep it to a minimum
Starting point is 01:16:25 Yeah, hit me up on J.P. Can't wait to hear from you Later, hmm. Yeah, that's murder right Yeah, no crazy's allowed which is that's definitely what he but the fine, but the fuck that part is he can definitely find him some fat bitch And Idaho that's about the drop-sell about a J.P. Come visit of the shit like this my man I'm gonna J Pay come visit a bit shit, but like this my man. Right, chick's dick. That's right. He is incarcerated for, aggravated a assault in battery with deadly weapon towards an officer.
Starting point is 01:16:50 He was involved in a high speed chase during which he was shooting at the officer and ran his car into a cop car. At the time of his crime, he was on probation for possession, eluding arrest and grant theft. So he's all kinds of fuck. He basically tried to kill the cop. So that'll get you locked up for a while, you know? I get juggled of cops too.
Starting point is 01:17:10 Yeah. Maybe he's just a crazy bitch. Real clear that. No crazy, though. No crazy. He the crazy motherfucker. That's what. Yeah, that's, that is.
Starting point is 01:17:19 That's pretty sure. That dude is. I'm partying on heart rate. This is so bad. I know, the correction must be fine. She definitely got a black baby daddy Yeah, look, Dennis got a smile on his face. He's feeling her. I can't.
Starting point is 01:17:44 She's, she wanted it was, I feel like you know, she, she probably a nice girl. She just messing with the wrong dude and got caught up in his shit. Yeah. She probably wouldn't really accriminal. She's incarcerated for aiding and abetting a burglary. Yeah. And possession of her control substance. The black dick, drover crazy.
Starting point is 01:18:00 She's got a car to fell in. Yeah, man. All right. Here we go. Let's see. Yeah. You're in a car to felony. Amen. All right. Here we go. Let's see. Yeah, she's got a sweet face. Hey ladies, it's me, barely legal to meet you.
Starting point is 01:18:11 I'm here for your entertainment. Come get it while last. Oh, shit. Short and sweet, right to the point. Yeah. He could, he looked like he was doing some, some internet scam and type shit. Oh no. What do you guess?
Starting point is 01:18:25 The meat tree is an entry level criminal. He's fucking with cars, maybe trying to steal some cars. All right, he's incarcerated for a first degree murder. Oh, that's intense. Yep. God damn. First degree murder? That's a full intent to end your life.
Starting point is 01:18:41 Yep. Yeah, he just went out and started acting called a duty. Yeah. Playing that shit too long, like I want to do it in real life I thought he's like an Xbox hacker or something. Yeah, wow Sam and everybody I'm the me tree These kids man, it is shock you man. All right one more Was good. My name is Devon. Homies call me Pino Currently at ICC, I deal C numbers.
Starting point is 01:19:07 I'm just looking for some pen pals. Look for somebody to talk to. I'm mad funny. I got a good ass personality. At me on J-Pay, if you try to get to know me and shit, I hope I hear from you soon. Yeah, it was definitely a violent crime. I'm gonna go with some gun shit.
Starting point is 01:19:26 He looks like a gang banger. He's a banger. I think gang definitely assault. This guy's been in fights. He likes to fight. Yeah, he likes to fight. He ain't tripping. He coming back.
Starting point is 01:19:37 He wouldn't have wanted to tell the motherfucker. Like, I'll be back. Don't worry about it. You'll see me soon. I'll see you soon. Well, you guys did great on this one. He is aiding in a batting second degree murder and delivery and possession of controlled substance.
Starting point is 01:19:52 Yeah, you're putting in work for the gang. That's what that is. Yeah. He's got a good time in here. Yeah. He's one of the motherfuckers. He's got a great time. Yeah, this is his calling.
Starting point is 01:20:01 He found his life. That's the weird shit. This is it. And Jill, you will have, you will fine motherfuckers that really love that shit Like this and they'll tell you some shit like, you know, I'm a real nigga That's why I'm going through shit like this. You know, they say the real niggas dead or in jail You know what I'm saying? I don't want to be a real nigga The last thing I'm trying to do
Starting point is 01:20:20 We can leave the realness out there All right Christina use your favorite time. That time. Me. Me. Me. Me. Here I go.
Starting point is 01:20:31 All right, Danny. Chris is Christina's moment of the hour. It's her famous curation of TikTok videos. Oh, shit. Whoa. That's not cool at all. What do you mean? I don't like this. It looks cool. I don't like this. It looks cool. And it's gay pride month. I say I get my face tattooed more yesterday. Wow. That's one of Kim's six motherfuckers right there. Don't you feel like the tattoo artist should be like the sanctioned for agreeing to do this? No, I disagree, Tom.
Starting point is 01:20:54 First of all, I think this is actually in terms of face art. Pretty interesting, pretty good, better than most. Mm-hmm. That ain't no tattoo shop shit. They just be hanging around getting high. Yeah, fuck it. Just doing this shit. Fuck my face.
Starting point is 01:21:17 Draw lines on my face, man. Yeah, I'm gonna forget. Double fisted. Yeah, he's getting it. That's the fist of motherfuckers right there. There's a lot of drugs that went into this face tattoo for sure I like it. You know you guys need to open your hearts and your arms. I'm terrified of motherfuckers like that man Hell yeah, I see motherfuckers in Walmart. I go the other way. That's a scary dude. Yeah, I'm racist towards each time
Starting point is 01:21:38 I hate to say you're a polyamory and wondering about your bed situation. All right I really do I currently have two partners who I spend the night with on a regular basis. We currently have regularly scheduled nights of the week, where my wife will go to her boyfriend's house, and my partner will come here. That's what happens most of the time, but plans change. Sometimes all four of us are here. In that case, usually my wife and her boyfriend share a bed, and my partner and I share a bed.
Starting point is 01:22:03 As soon as we know we're all gonna be here, we talk about who's in wood bed. I'm so sometimes. My wife's boyfriend is not staying here, but my wife and my partner are. What? In case my two partners are comfortable sharing a bed with each other, even though they're not partners themselves. And I get to live that sweet, sweet, middle spoon life.
Starting point is 01:22:18 But all of us are free to date outside of those relationships as well, so we generally just hash it out as new situations. I'm good. It's'm good. It's so good. You always wonder what them cocoa motherfuckers look like. There we go right there. He's the fucking poster chap of Coco.
Starting point is 01:22:33 No, I didn't know the shirt is normalized polyamory. It's very cool. Well, like also, did you know there's a trend now where straight people are calling their spouses partner? So like a partner, like I'm your partner now. Yeah, I've heard that before. It's so fucking stupid, that's part of you. It's kind of new.
Starting point is 01:22:50 It was almost like, I haven't met a girl once. She like, you know my partner, this is a while ago though. She's like, yeah, you know me and my partner, we hang out, I was like, oh, so that mean I can still fuck, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but now you call them partners.
Starting point is 01:23:02 So I don't even know what the fuck he's talking about. Is his partner a guy or a girl? Is it true? Yeah, I think he call them partners. So I don't even know what the fuck he's talking about. Is his partner a guy or a girl? Is it true? I think he got one of each. He looked like he double dips. He double dips. He does. He does.
Starting point is 01:23:13 I mean, double dips vibes. Talk about this algebra. I mean, the amount of energy on this is like. What are you doing? Send his wife out to get to BBC. Come back home, ex-how was. How was it? You think, right? You don't have to see it.
Starting point is 01:23:29 You have OBCD. Okay, thank you. I think all my psychiatrists was on here. This is a big bitch dope. She's a big bitch, man. You got to see a cool aboddy picture, man. Amberlyn Reed, man. I know all about her.
Starting point is 01:23:42 I've been down in his rabbit hole. You know this is the real. Yeah, she's on YouTube all the time. She got her on YouTube channel. Cause she started out as, how she became so popular with that, she started this YouTube channel. And she was like, you know,
Starting point is 01:23:52 you're gonna be able to see my weight loss journey and getting this in this book. As time progressed, she just gets bigger and bigger and bigger. Really? Yeah, that's what she got. Even that neck chain she has on that little choker chain. That motherfucker used to be loose at what point of time
Starting point is 01:24:05 I don't think she can get it off top. Oh my god. So we just been watching her. Yeah, look at her man She can't even walk down the stairs now. So she's huge now. Yeah, she's huge She started doing mukbang challenges and shit. Oh I thought you was trying to lose weight. Oh, did she actually go see that guy? She saw no, I don't think something That's just a meme. Oh, okay. But yeah, she was a big one. So her thing was just she was like kind of overweight. I have an elused weight. And then she's got bigger and bigger.
Starting point is 01:24:30 Yeah, because you know, it's just that that's that YouTube shit. And then the more you know start making money off YouTube and she's like, I don't know what Apple be. She got she got walked into one of these. Like you do like. Please, please fight again.
Starting point is 01:24:41 I have to, so I found this on TikTok and I watched this clip about 50 fucking times and every time it made me else, LOL fight again. I have to, so I found this on TikTok and I watched this clip about 50 fucking times every time it made me else, LOL's lost. You don't have OCD, you have OBCD. Yeah. Okay, thank you. I don't mind psychiatry. Yeah, you don't have OCD.
Starting point is 01:24:59 No, she's a big fit. Bra, and there's other parts in the bra. Oh man. It's been a bunch since I, it's almost like one of those sad things, like you know, I would King Cobra and his drink and I would be like, we've watched these motherfuckers
Starting point is 01:25:10 because they like waiting on them to die. Yeah, that's fucked up. Center some more money because they know she can't help herself. She gonna go get some motherfucking food. Also, can I tell you my new favorite lane in TikTok is what I eat in a day as a fat person, not on a diet. There's a bunch of fatsoes out there and then they record everything they eat in a day as a fat person, not on a diet. There's a bunch of fatsoes out there,
Starting point is 01:25:26 and then they record everything they eat in a day. It's fucking fascinating. Is it so much? It's so much like this one girl I follow, it starts, it's always crap food too. It's never just like, oh, I made feta chini and ate a whole bowl. It's like, I go to Starbucks
Starting point is 01:25:39 and I get two orders of the egg bites, right? So the guillare and bacon, not just two, so they're eating four of those fucking things. Now it's already a thousand calories, and then I have ramen noodles for lunch, and then I drink three diet coaks, and then I have candy, and then I have two bagels with cream cheese,
Starting point is 01:25:55 and then for dinner, it's a pork chop, and you're like, fuck, dude. So much, you're just eating so much. I mean, the breakfast bites alone would lean out for the afternoon I couldn't eat. Shit, two bagels, I'm full all day. Yeah, I mean, the breakfast bites alone would lay me out for until the afternoon I couldn't eat. Shit, two bagels. I'm full all day. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:26:09 The bagels are heavy. The bagels. That's her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She got thick one. Okay. Yeah. It's tea with milk and sugar.
Starting point is 01:26:21 That's the day. The bagel with cream cheese. That's, so that's already a London fog. I don't even know what that is. Then ramen, bitch, she don't eat the cucumber, right? Look, and then she takes only pictures of herself eating the vegetable, please. You're not eating that.
Starting point is 01:26:37 And then on diet coax, and now that's 500 calories on drinks alone, goes picks up her kid, takes into the park, now a fucking pile of Costco sushi. Okay. No fucking way, dude. Then some garlic chicken wings, which were amazing. Of course they're amazing. Yeah, I love them, honey, garlic.
Starting point is 01:26:54 Is that it? That doesn't seem that crazy to me. That's for a woman, that's a lot of calories. That doesn't seem like a crazy, man. A bowl for her, for me, that if I ate half of what this woman is eating in a day, I'm already fucking fat. You can't be like being fat. Yeah, she just didn't seem like a, oh my god, this is so sweet.
Starting point is 01:27:13 Because you're a man, for a woman, this is way too many. The bowl of sushi that she's eating the trough, that's enough. I guess I should start doing these videos. She like being fat. She like to attend to it. I'm gonna start doing these videos. I'm gonna put another wig and be like, hey, what do I eat as a fat lady every day?
Starting point is 01:27:28 But he's saying the cream cheese with the big one. That's heavy. That's heavy. That's heavy. And then I will stand up for you up for like half the day. Right, and then Ram and then Soda. And then the fucking... But she wanted them girls, you can tell.
Starting point is 01:27:40 She like, I look very fat. You know what I'm saying? She does though, she looks good fat. She walked through the wall more out of African dudes like, mm-hmm, saying shit to her does though. She looks good fat. She walked through the wall more all them african dudes like Saying shit to her like that. She liked that a teacher, man. The Nigerian guys. Yeah, no, they get a big bitch. They'll give a fuck That's the whole lane right there. Yeah How to steal someone's energy from a distance not for beginners
Starting point is 01:28:04 It's been a minute since I taught people a direct ritual action that they can do How to steal someone's energy from a distance. Not for beginners. It's been a minute since I've taught people a direct, ritual action that they can do. And of course, I'm going to do something that's dangerous. Of course, before you attempt doing this, make sure that your wards are solid, your relationship with the spirits is good and that you are protected and ensure that you do not have doubts in your abilities. This is going to be an operation to spiritually wound and drain the energy from someone from a long distance.
Starting point is 01:28:31 Oh, shit. What you're going to need is yourself and a piece of obsidian. We're going to meditate with this obsidian in your left hand. Oh, shit. You're going to visualize a black mirror in front of yourself. Whisper the name of the target seven times and then see them appear in this mirror. Reach your hand through the mirror, grasp them and pull them through to you. Now, whether you use visualization with tendrils being a tentacles that stab into someone and then drain the energy from them or you could be like me and visualize yourself taking
Starting point is 01:29:11 a bite directly into them somewhere where there is important arteries. You can keep up this visualization for a very long time. Yeah, like this video. Jesus. Come on, man. It will make them very vulnerable to this sort of attack. Okay, okay. What do you think, Danny, do you believe it?
Starting point is 01:29:29 No, he's just a fucking weirdo. That's all it is, man. YouTube, YouTube do this to motherfuckers. When you watch too many videos late night at four in the morning, you start believing shit like this. This is a weird guy shit. Yeah, that's all it is. He's just a weird guy.
Starting point is 01:29:41 He's a creeper. Guys, I really wish you'd believe in magic, you know? I believe in something. I believe in like, you know? I believe in something. I believe in like, you can, you can like, you know, cause you know, like down south, them voodoo motherfuckers and shit like that. You do. Like, you know, New Orleans and shit,
Starting point is 01:29:51 cause them motherfuckers, they're Haitian, they cause they be killing motherfuckers. They don't go to jail and shit. You be like, they want you to do. I want to see the voodoo bitch. She got me. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:30:00 So I do believe in that kind of shit, but this is a creeper. But why guy magic, I don't believe in. I think voodoo magic more. It's a shit, but this is a creeper. White guy magic. I don't believe in. I think we do magic more. It's just some fucking guy with a pentagram necklace. I just noticed most of the swingers in public if you're at a restaurant, if you're at a bar in a pineapple show town, how do you spot and know that other people are swingers and how do you go up and put his hands?
Starting point is 01:30:19 Fucking down or a bunch of hands. You don't. You don't. Majority of swingers out there are very discrete. This is a lifestyle that we add a little bit of added spiciness into our relationships. This is not our entire life. So when people are out in public, most people don't want to be known that they're swingers. Most people don't want to be approached
Starting point is 01:30:37 that they're swingers. So when it comes down to meeting others and approaching others, the really appropriate place to do it is that lifestyle clubs or at meeting rates. But when you see people who are out in public and you think that they might be a swinger, just to approach them can be very offending because, again, most people in this lifestyle, they don't broadcast it to everybody. It's not like CrossFit where everybody knows that you're a swinger.
Starting point is 01:30:59 No, most people enjoy their normal life and every now and then they have a little bit of added fun. So remember that next time that you're out on public I think someone maybe a swing or not, but on the other hand, they always wear the pineapple around Yeah, because I got me thinking about that shit They were like you know swingers they be in the grocery stores with the pineapple upside down the card Now every time I'm in a H.E.B. I'm looking at motherfuckers cards and shit. I'm fucking weirdo But yeah, that shit is a myth man. I don't't believe that. All the swingers is weirdo motherfuckas anyway.
Starting point is 01:31:26 It's never gonna happen. You would never go to a swinger type situation and motherfuckas in here, ugly to the motherfuckab, man. I know, I went to hedonism too, on road rules, like a challenge. They took us there, one night. Disgusted motherfuckas. The grossest.
Starting point is 01:31:41 Nobody's attractive, everybody's old and fat and ugly. And you're like, what are you? This is so gross. Are they like welcoming them? They're like, hey guys like are they trying? No, no? No, no, you know what they do? They mind their own business and they're just doing their thing and they they're kind of just Indifferent to people passers-by. They don't try to like hey, come here. They don't they're like if you want to go Not because they know you are nice. But they see you with a they're like, oh, he here to make fun of us. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, he's a good looking dude.
Starting point is 01:32:08 They hate this whole thing. Like, yeah. Five things I wish I'd known before dating a trans woman. Number one, this girl is every bit of a woman in Benson. Think of her as that happy, man, with the extra special toy that you haven't played with, yeah. Number two, you say, hey Adam, I've already got that toy to play with myself. Why would you second toy to play with at the same time?
Starting point is 01:32:33 Did we need a second ace for sure a pet detective movie? Did the Chappelle show need a second season? Did we really need to clone Kanye West to make a second? Wait, that's a bad example. But more of the story is good things coming to you. Number three, you ever have one of those nights where you want to have a second. Wait, that's a bad example. But more of the story is good things coming to you. Number three, you ever have one of those nights where you want to have a little bit of fun but your slung and chimmy charm it doesn't want to show up through the big game. Well who better to understand than a woman who
Starting point is 01:32:55 is dealt with those same complications. Okay. So now when she says he convinced okay babe it looks cute. You know she's coming from a place of empathy and not pity Number four. No, this is not make you gay. Listen, this is a little bit different than those sleepovers You and your bro's you're having you're younger. That was a little gay. Being with a woman of any kind means every part of her is feminine And why can't fully explain it? That feminine energy is the hottest thing in the world. You'll figure everything out later Number five. This is a woman at a very powerful There's been through a lot to work towards the body and image that she identifies as so you want a conversation with A lot by the way, he's a fucking exhausting mother fuckin I felt I've felt an energy shift from the booth from any I actually feel like
Starting point is 01:33:59 There's just so much to fucking unpack It's a commercial. That's what a commercial you try to seal you on it. Yeah, I'm gonna See I get it man don't trip it got down Five points. He's having too much fun. It was a commercial for himself though Yeah, it was like that he can look at this video and be like see I'm not gay Because he's like telling you's like you're not gay You're trying to tell yourself. Yeah, he really is. He really is You're trying to tell yourself that he really is. He really is.
Starting point is 01:34:24 Oh, fine. Yeah, he's exhausting as a human. I just, in general, I think. It's Adderaw, man. I just take a lot of Adderaw, so I know how he is, man. Yeah. Adderaw is fucking mef, man. That's all it is.
Starting point is 01:34:35 All right, let's do one more. We gotta get out of here. Here we go. For those of you that are stupid enough to think that you have support in your significant other, what the fuck are you smoking? Ha ha ha! Give me some of that shit, if it's not addictive. Cause they may say they're supportive.
Starting point is 01:34:51 Most of you, your significant others have said, if they said anything, I'm supportive. That's a load of shit. But you want to believe that they're supportive. You want to believe that you're not, don't have to cut yourself off from 99% of the people you know. But I'm here to tell you, to get on that fucking wall, you got to cut out 99.9% of everybody you know.
Starting point is 01:35:14 All right. It's lonely at the top, guys. I'll strive to be like that when I get that age. He's great. Just to have that energy in the B.A. But you know, kick it like that, man. I like old dudes like this, man. So he's the greatest. That's the best. There's nobody better. That's know, kick it like that. I like old dudes like this. Oh, he's the greatest.
Starting point is 01:35:25 That's great. There's nobody better. That's where there's nobody in the Dan P.A. That was a fun trip. That was fun. We went everywhere today. Yep. We found out.
Starting point is 01:35:34 Well, we found out a lot. Well, we found out a lot. I don't want to get into it all over again, but. You see, this is also fun. I just found this for Danny Tim wanted to see. Oh, realize the rest of the world lasted us. do it all over again but this is also just got this for Danny Tim wanted to see oh realize the rest of the world last at us you realize the Russian stink raw packets that's true you realize most of the eastern box country stink were
Starting point is 01:35:56 packets yeah man they do not cuz we are Oh! Yeah. We're in a mess with the humanity. There you go. You got a line, no man. You go to other countries, you can just see how they treat you better. Yeah, man. They just think we're so good. Yeah, they just think, yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:12 And we just like fucking McDonald's. We are coddled in this country a lot. Yeah, definitely. Especially, yeah, well, you know, Hungary outlawed the study of a lot of other countries. And Gays can't have kids. No, I think in hungry, can't adopt or something. Pretty sure they did it way with the Supreme Court there too.
Starting point is 01:36:31 I think it's just whatever the top man says goes. Sounds about right. Yeah. All right, don't forget, check out the new album, Quarante, what's just coming out soon. We don't have the date yet, but it's coming out soon. The Danny Brown show airs every Tuesday here on the YMH YouTube channel. Also, you can download it wherever you get your podcast.
Starting point is 01:36:50 It is, it was great to have you here. Yeah, thank you. You know how low comes to your guys on the time. We should do it more often, man. We should do it more often. And congrats on everything and on the new stuff coming out. Everything goes out and you look great. We're all happy that you're looking good
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Starting point is 01:37:44 Reaction The Reaction The Reaction Senior Rolls-Girl Dark Harry Ass Home-Pass And the Dark Posey Posey Teenage panties And I also paid extra for her Not to like perpussy after this Cause I'm been mobilizing Her's a giant jump Run, run
Starting point is 01:37:59 She missed with piss Next to a fucking teenage Pose pussy juice What a bumble Sorry, let's give it a go Wow Direction achieves Direction achieves Wow Direction achieves
Starting point is 01:38:18 You're actually fucking neat Wow It's the good of me a boner Brayton Wow This is the good me a boner Brat Brat This is the good me a boner Brat Brat Oh that is punched Oh
Starting point is 01:38:34 Oh You can see my picture? Where the pussy was not wiped? After a mess Oh Her panties has a very similar style Punching to nasty This is how it was I'm gonna miss it Your panties hasn't been so messed up I'm changing the nasty ass This is how I'm going
Starting point is 01:38:49 This is how I'm going I can't extract what the 3D is acquiring I never did appointment I never did appointment Because I felt like I was the tip Tip Let's give it a go Direction achieved
Starting point is 01:39:03 Direction achieved Direction achieves Direction achieves Direction achieves Direction fuck the beat Woah, look at me a boner Branden, branden Woah, look at me a boner Branden Woah, look at me a boner Thanks for watching!
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