Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Dr. Drew Makes A House Call | YMH Ep. 783

Episode Date: October 30, 2024

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Hey, welcome to another episode of Your Mom's House and we are thrilled to welcome back one of our all time favorite guests. The absolute favorite doctor that has ever guided any of us here. He is currently serving as the chief patient officer at the wellness company and you can check out his show Ask Dr. Drew by subscribing at Rumble.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's Dr. Drew Pansky. Right over here everybody. So happy to be here, so good to see you guys. It's gentlemen, it's Dr. Drew Kacke. Right over here, everybody. So happy to be here. So good to see you guys. It's good to see you, man. Yeah, I mean, I appreciate you bringing me here. Everything about my relationship with your mom's house has always been a dream.

It's a gift and a dream, and it's all, wasn't supposed to happen. In fact, I'm having a weird flashback. I know. No, not to hear, but to receive it. Oh yeah. First time I met you guys, I'm like, what? What's going on?

What? Yeah, Tom's like, what about this guy? Is he normal? I'm like, what? What is this? Yeah. Oh, no, no. You never said what is this.

You're like much more coy about it. I think you were like, what is this? Yeah. Oh. We definitely showed you some fucking cool guys. Well, there's one right there. That was one of the first experiences I had on your mom's house. RPC.

And you actually went to New York. Oh, yes, I did. I went to New York and sat in his house. And I will never forget the smell. Yeah. I actually went to New York. Insects? But you didn't go to his house.

No, I didn't. But here's the thing. The scent comes. Comes with him. Yeah, it's in his clothing and stuff. It's extraordinary. It's extraordinary, right? It's not putrid. No. It's just it's a his clothing and stuff. It's extraordinary. It's extraordinary, right? It's not putrid. No.

It's just it's a unique RPC smell. It's an odor. And he was kind enough to, I think, he gave you some jewelry to give me. Yes, that's right. And it was even in the jewelry, in the beaded necklaces. Well, it's still in the soul of the young man you had carry the camera into the thing.

That kid had PTSD. Paul, was that his name? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Paul was shook up by the whole experience. I'm not kidding. I thought I was gonna have to, like, send him in for a little work because he was... He gave me some... So when I saw RPC last year, yeah, he gave me hats that he made

and some dolls that he made. And here's the great thing. We all three of us actually have deep affection for the guy. Love him. Of course. And so that's what I want him to know. Of course. And we're also saying, by the way, you just have,

like some people have a unique musk. Signature scent. Signature scent. You have a signature scent. So many celebrities have to put that in a perfume. They have their own signature scent. Also, it is just so that it's clear, RPC, because I know you're seeing this. It is sexy.

Yeah, of course. It's like a Chanel. Very memorable. RPC number four. Never deal, man. So, yeah. Wait, can I add? I want to ask Dr. Drew the question before we go forward.

The question. Well, because we were talking about how is it that meth heads can be fat? Oh, I heard you guys talk about it. Because sometimes you see, like how is that possible? They're often drinking and they are often, you see the fat ones earlier, though what's his name? Our buddy.

What do you mean you see the fat ones earlier? They usually laid in the- You actually had a camera through the fritz. Yes. He was a little heavy. Yeah, he got heavy. Yeah. And you can, like not everyone has appetite, severe appetite suppression from it. Appetite changes for sure, but not so much suppression. I mean, look, same thing with sex, right? Like there's a whole thing in the gay community about using meth and having lots of sex, while many people just completely shut down sexually by meth.

So it kind of goes all over the place. It doesn't have to be the same for everybody. It's not going to be. Oh, that's interesting. So for some people, it's not going to fire them up to have lots of sex. Most people, it shuts them down, in fact. Oh. Yeah.

It's just they're just interested in the meth. And the crazy thing about meth... They're just interested in the math and the crazy thing about math. They're just interested in math. Yeah, that's their thing. They're not interested in and fighting the pants that show their pussy lips as you guys were discussing in great detail. The little lemon. You've seen it. Of course I've seen it, but the comedy for me is Christina's like, so how does the male brain work? And we're like, we don't need to see pussy. We don't need to see that. Well, you get what I was saying.

Yes. A hundred percent. But the fact that she didn't know that and she thought that pussy lips would be something desirable. It's neutral. Can I tell you why? I'm having a really hard time understanding. Everything about the male brain. Well, yes, because, okay, let's look in light of recent things, these rappers now with P Diddy, we find out what a monster he is. And I'm just like, what is the spectrum of male sexual

deviancy behavior? Like what, how, I don't know. You guys are weird. How long have you been doing your mom's house? 14 years. You're asking that question. But like. Remember that one you guys did with Rogan? Yeah.

Okay. That's, you know, it goes past that. Why is it, do you remember that one? Can I ask Rogan? Yeah. Yeah. OK. That's, you know, it goes past that. Why is it? Do you remember that one? Can I ask you this? This is interesting. Because we talked about this one time, and I actually forget what you said, which is why I would ask you again about why does this deviancy basically only rear its head in males?

Not these days. It goes all over the place. It does. So it just, the testosterone drives it more. It's such a drives everything sexual, right? Yeah. And now we all have all these women on testosterone and so they're getting some of this stuff too. But what about the deviancy cause we all have tea.

So the deviancy re so here's sort of, I was thinking about this this morning, uh, preparing for the show. Is that sexual addiction progresses like all addictions. And the sex addict always need more and more wild or crazier, wackier, more effed up. And they end up doing things that are illegal, just like drug addicts. They end up doing things that are illegal. They start with weed or whatever and then they kind of progress. Then they progress and same with sex addicts. They start with their girlfriend and then they kind of go online and now with porn

It's like having a crack pipe in their hand all the time with the phone It's what really accelerates things fast and they start looking at stuff that that is Problematic if right and the FBI shows up at their door, you know, and there's also though a direct correlation Sometimes not all the time but in this deviancy with men with extreme power. So there's like a power dynamic to this? Yeah, I mean people, okay. So people, some men, not all men, go into positions of power in order to get sex,

get access to a greater variety and quality of women, right? That's why men do that, that's their thing. But this is what I was thinking about, and you're gonna hate this, or maybe it'll make you think. Sure, sure. Is that it's our fault. What's happening to P.D.D. is our fault because we elevated 14-year-old to 17-year-old sociopath

during the 70s and 80s to status of gods. Oh, you're such great musicians, you're so wonderful. I hear Howard Stern just, oh, just adulation towards them all the time. I think, no, these guys are, they happen to be good musicians, good songwriters. They were sociopaths that couldn't get laid who found a way and then when they did,

acted out on everybody. You're talking about rock stars? Yes. Okay. Yes, and that went into all the different musical genres and within that, some of those people had sex addiction and started really going Some and drug addiction and went down bad paths. Doesn't it make you wonder? Just say Led Zeppelin should be arrested for what they did. Well, that's what I'm saying. Do we know?

We don't even know how far down that rabbit hole. You know what? Sharon Osbourne has referred to it a number of times and I feel like Sharon time to speak up about this because this was This the world has to go. This is not okay. You were good musicians and you know, so was Benny Goodman. He didn't do this But what's interesting too is that this is I don't think unique to the music business but pervasive and it has that history of like Oh, you want to be a musician? Well, first you gotta suck my dick and then you got a psychic Well, then that's the record that's that was, yeah. The business. I think that's all gone now. But what those bands like Zeppelin or whatever did back in the day is horrific stuff, right?

Horrific, yeah. And now I just, while I was starting to watch the Vince McMahon documentary. Uh-oh. I mean, he was shitting on a girl's head, right? And he was like, let it sit there. Ah! And let the turds sit. See, see. and then he was sending her in to see the other guy and blow him while his shit's on her head

Oh my god, and you wonder why I wonder if guys get turned on by seeing Leggings cuz it's like it's industry. It's hard to get your head around. I understand. Yeah, but I am generally Mystified this is my weakness. This is my anti-superpower. I am really mystified the people that need power over other people. I don't get that. I don't get it.

I understand why they need it. What I see there though, is like somebody who already is very powerful. He's very powerful, Harvey Weinstein was very powerful. Diddy's very, like they have a lot of power. They can make careers, make and break careers. And then this behavior is accompanying this already established power that this person has.

And it's almost like the two are driving it together. Possibly, but I would argue, well, yes, for sure. And I would argue that the kind of person that seeks that kind of power is also the kind of person That has this continued need for more more more Yeah, all right. It's just it's so odd to me. It's just we're gonna play an opening clip because we started with you here So we're gonna start an opening clip for you. Okay Welcome to the show

Oh boy. I don't know if I can look at this. Well, I'm looking. His teeth are... Well, the good news is... They're moving. So, I'm... Okay, there's a few possibilities. What's the matter, Christina?

This is Mom's house. I think you got... Okay, well, first of all, he's a smoker, right? We got all the tobacco all over everything. Is that what that is? Oh yeah, all the tobacco all over everything Oh, yeah, the dull the dark The really odd thing oh

Okay, sure. He's not dipping or is that blood? I think that's all no. I think that's all tobacco. It's it could be dead All right, hold on. I Oh, and I got some information on this guy when this... Cool. Like I said, full flashback. Yeah. I remember what this flashback. Yeah. I remember what this feels like. Feels good. Oh boy. I think you're...

I don't think it's blood. I think it's tobacco. But here's my thing. So his only teeth are the upper teeth, I think. And the dentures are just on the bottom. I think that denture, but there is another option. Which is? He could have a non-healed jaw fracture and that could actually be his teeth that he's able to push forward because his jaw is not just dislocated, like fractured from his joint. So this, what it says here in my notes is that these are dirty dentures

Yeah, well they are indeed and he doesn't want to get them replaced because new dentures are very expensive Which and I would tell you the one thing the one denture sort of tell that he did Yeah, is he swallowed put him in about he put them down and they went into place. Yeah, that's not the jaw fracture I'm sorry. I'm still stuck on what is the brown substance? That's all the corners Pull it up. He said he's got a cool Instagram Let's see What is going on you know what you find with a lot of cool guys that we're working with these days The new cool guys you know you cool guys, they like to repeat post a lot.

They do the same uploads. I see that. Often. That's cool, he posted the wifi address. So we see that he likes. He likes women for sure. That's good, all right. So he's the repeat posting?

So that was his... Two there, two here. Definitely has a type. Yep. Oh, this is screens, this is pretty fun to watch screenshots of his page. Oh, that's interesting It's kaleidoscopic. It's quite a caption Yes It says if Gregory Jones and Lindsay Lohan approached me they will be doing time in Muro County jail in New York

From the Syracuse group of AA of Syracuse, New York And they'll be waiting for transfers for the jail to Nevada federal and state prison. They are currently stalking my tik-tok You guys are talking is real so he's gonna come after you now Wow, so he's he's basically putting it out there. Don't stop stalking my my Tik-tok page what's with it? He's an AA man. He's a 12-step Is he talking anonymous? These are just stills. Oh Wow, the ip of the weather. Let's see. Thank you

What are those little people? My sister paula men's day back calls in 72 hours. She's going to prison a lot sooner crying over her ass with the Perception reaches 12. We don't give in to terrorists crying over her ass with the perception reaches 12 percent we don't give into terrorists Kamala Harris will make a fine president to block her call by using the Patriot Act gives out her cell number go like this oh I like that he's got a political bed yeah he's got a point of view he's also watching the precipitation and what's gonna happen with the wind and he's in Syracuse I guess right was that newt gingrich oh? Oh. Yeah, that's Newt Gingrich. Oh, what the hell? Three times.

Yeah. Paris Hilton can get out of jail free card. We don't give it to the terrorist Kamala Harris. That was a week ago. Is he a terrorist that we're saying? Lots of weather stuff. Well, I like that he takes a picture of the live fire. I like that right there.

That's awesome. But it's interesting. Oh, just the bird. He's cleaned his mouth off. Yeah. He's gonna arrest Paris Hilton. But I like, there's something odd going on here because he's always reclining. Well, that standard cool guy pose. You didn't know that? The lighting's good though.

Do you think this is drugs? They always lay down. No. I can't not, no, yeah, not necessarily. This is mental illness, isn't it? I feel, yeah, I feel. But I have a feeling that he may be... That right one there he might talk in. It looks like a guy about to talk. But yeah, go ahead.

I need a Super Bowl. Told you. Brainer Beans, I need a Super Bowl. What about a Super Bowl, Brainer Beans, 50-0? You need a good Super Bowl tomorrow. 30-0 football. Okay. I'll be watching the Alprime.

There's some speech issues there. Does he have a trachea? You need a squint if you're smirking. There's enough football. I'll be watching the half-rides. There's some speech issues there. Does he have a tracheostomy thing here? Is that what I'm seeing there? Is there something? It's hard to say at this distance.

And he usually doesn't lough his neck into the pictures. It makes me think that maybe there's something going on there. I think that's just the collar of his jersey. That's what I can't tell. It might just be the collar. But I wonder if he has some mobility issues, like for real, like a C4 or 5 fracture or something. Well, we wonder if all these cool guys have mobility issues. Well, some of them get big, and that makes some issues. They get big, you know. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, good times. That's pretty cool. That is cool. Thanks, Tom. That was very uplifting. This is something that I was gonna show to Christina, but now that you're here, I can show it to you. Thank you.

God, it's horrible. To the two of you. What's horrible? I killed my mom when she went to school. How many times did you do it with the slow camera? I'd say I had to be 12. 12 times. Where did you get her at?

On her body. I don't know. I had a turn around. What was it? Sometimes, um, work, where did you get her at? On her body. On her, uh, her What was it? I'm sure she was dead. I'm kind of blind. I, I don't know. Did you change? She's blonde though.

Oh, yeah. Is he like Tater's? He kind of talks like that. Is that him? Yeah, sure. Maybe that's where he got the character from. Those are the same shoes you were wearing? Yeah, from. Those are the same shirt you were wearing? Yeah, sure.

Those are the same pants you were wearing? Yeah, sure. That's the same shirt you were wearing? No, sure. Where's the shirt you were wearing? I saw it on the line. Why'd you change, why'd you get rid of that shirt? That piece is up my laundry sprain.

Okay, Tom. You guys have graduated to a new level. I don't like, this is Tom. This is not we. Wait, there's a joke in here. I don't... No, this isn't, this is not a ha ha. Is this a new segment that we're doing? I just thought it was a, you know, interesting clip of a different type of guy. And also it's like, you know, show Dr. Drew some of the... The evolution, the evolution of your mom's house. They say first impressions are important. What about lasting impressions?

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Didn't you want to impress me today? No, you know us well. I'm never embarrassed in front of you. Okay, well fair enough. Things haven't changed that much. No, I mean, there are signs that your kid is messed up, right? One of our boys won't do this to me, is that what you're talking about? No, no.

What do you mean? There's no signs? Or we would know that that guy's been messed up since he was two. Yeah, I mean there is such a thing as head injury that can turn people into these sociopaths and things, psychopaths. But, um, this is something longstanding. And this actually pisses me off because, uh, guys like Adam Lanza and all these, they're chronically ill kids who don't get proper care. The parents are in denial about it. And, uh,

Parents in denial is something you start to discover in the world once you have kids. Because you start seeing behaviors and seeing things and you get to have conversations, you go, oh, you're not, I got it. Scariest things parents say is not my kid. That's the scariest thing a parent can say. Yeah.

For their own good and for everybody else's. Because you're like, hey, I think your kid's smoking weed. No, my kid. Yeah. Really? Okay, well, all right. Well, what you realize is that the parenting world is just like- Bert's dad says that all the time about him.

What? Not my kid? Yeah. Really? I've heard it. Checked out about drinking and habits. Not my kid. Yeah?

Just Bert. Just Bert being Bert. Yeah, Bert's bird, man. People are scary. Now this guy, you could tell... Yeah, this is psychopathy for real. But the signs were probably pretty... Oh yeah, I mean you could tell.

This kid couldn't do well in a classroom. No. Yeah, what the fuck has he been doing his whole life? Right, that's the big question. What has gone goofing around? There is such a world, there is a world where parents have been trying trying trying trying I don't want to condemn parents because sometimes they are really working hard at it and just doesn't but Oftentimes some you know, and there's another layer to this too. You can't get these people chronically institutionalized if they need it Because custodial care sort of doesn't exist anymore. Are you sure?

Not even in the South? Not even in the state of Texas? I bet you we can do that. Probably. You can do anything here. I'm used to California where you just can't get people here. Can't do anything. You can't do anything and people, you kill themselves, kill other people.

It's just terrible. Not here, baby. I'm sure we can do whatever we want. I put that kid so far away. This was my son and I'm like, who is he, who have they helped by not doing that? Right? Throw them away, throw them in a facility. Somewhere structured. I worked one of the,

one of the units where I worked was a chronic long-term facility with not this, but some stuff. And, uh, and these were very happy people lived their whole life in the facility. And that was that. And they got, they needed daily care, daily management, daily supervision. It can't be a society without it. And if they went out, they needed like a little help and it can only be for so long. And yeah, no, it's, it's real. It's people. There are humans that need custodial care. It's always been that way. Now the custodial care in days of yore

were horrific. I get that. We do a lot better now, but some people need it. What about rehab? I mean, that's your big background. What's that? My big background is rehab. I mean, that's what we came to love to know you, is from the rehab show.

Now, what's that like now in California? You can't get people care. Oh, cool. But the good news, there's good news, bad news. Because when COVID, when they shut down the in-person meetings, I thought, oh shit, this is going to be a disaster. It wasn't. Zoom meetings took off immediately and Zoom meetings work, it turns out. I thought they would not be nearly as effective as in-person meetings. Some people needed the in-person meetings and

about six months, 12 months into COVID in California, we were still on lockdown. It started causing some problems, but the Zoom meetings have continued and it's really lowered the threshold for people coming to 12-step. So, and Al-Anon too, and the Anon meetings. So the meetings are being much more readily accessed and utilized and they're working and people are doing it. So I'm very, very pleased about that, But getting people into treatment, it's impossible. It's better, it may be a little better

because people are sort of acknowledging how pathetic we've been. And so things like Medi-Cal and Medicare are starting to think about covering it, but it's still pretty, pretty- That's crazy, it's not- Pretty limited. I didn't realize that.

Oh, you never heard of the mental, the institutions, what's it called? The IMD exclusion, Pretty limited. I didn't realize that. Oh, you never heard of the mental, the institutions, what's it called? The IMD exclusion, institutions of mental disorder exclusion. Medicare, President Johnson, thank you very much, excluded anything to do with the brain, other than strokes and neurological conditions. Why?

Because those are bad people, those are crazy people, we don't worry about them. Wow. And some of it is, some of it was legitimate. The Constitution does not specify that the federal government should be involved in the delivery of mental health services, so they left it to the states. That's why the state mental health, the mental hospitals developed. Right.

And some of them were shitty. And some of them were really good, but they shut them all down. And California isn't particularly egregious. And there was no plan made for what to do with these patients. They all went to the streets, the nursing homes, and the prisons. The institutions. None of those places did they belong. So there's a lot of things.

Medication was supposed to solve everything. Where does this guy belong? Oh boy. Whoa. Woo. You look like a guy who'll give your lower lips lots of lovin'. I'm your man. I believe him.

Now what's wrong with that? Nothin'. Yeah. Good for him. He's a cool guy and I'm sure a cool gal will be all up for it, right? Notice his posture. Lay back.

Sort of prone, but not as prone as back as the other guy. Not prone, but reclining. Reclined. The other guy looked like he was immobilline the other guy looked like like he was immobilized this guy just looks like he's comfortable now have you kept up do you know who we had here in studio very recently there's no way I heard there were some cool guys visit there are new cool guys there was a very very fancy fabulous yeah fantastic chef that came here.

Yes, I heard. And... Diana told me, and Heather, the first thing they told me was about the visit by the chef. Those two loved him the most. Oh, okay. That explains why they were still talking about it. They were very excited. Still excited or traumatized?

I want to know, do you think anything, like, what's your take on... Okay, I got to wash my chicken. I got vinegar. This how you wash your chicken. This how they do it cook in school. You get to wash your chicken. I can wash your toothbrush. Wash your chicken. Nice.

Look, take a toothbrush. Wash your chicken. Hold on. Wash your chicken. I got to wash it. Nice. Look, take a toothbrush. Wash your chicken. Hello. Wash your chicken. I gotta wash it. Beautiful. Now his, his vision we noticed was, I noticed that poor. Yeah. Is that, does that bear out when he comes in person? The eyes are kind of whatever the stagmas and drifting and that kind of stuff. He looks a little head injury. Is there something going on there?

Wow. We didn't even. Trying to figure out. Consider head injury. Did you think that Zolo? Is that what you think? I did. Yeah. After meeting him. Yeah.

Yeah. It has that quality and I can't even necessarily tell you why. He was. The perseveration, you know, repeating echo, echolalia that's called. And I thought, Oh, that's kind of, that's sort of a neurological thing more than anything interesting Yeah and He wears glasses a lot well, that's the vision Okay, I'm all booked up, all right?

Okay, but you can't make it out tonight? I can't. So there's interesting stuff going on with the tongue, right, that could be meds, or it could be neurological. Did you see that? Yeah. Yeah, kind of a big thick tongue, just kind of tardive dyskinesia-esque. Okay, is there more?

There's more. If you want me in your restaurant, if you want me on your food truck, if you want me on your podcast, all you gotta do is dial it baby, dial it, dial it baby, dial it, dial it baby, dial it.? Darling, baby. Watch, watch and pay attention. It's time for the chef to turn this steak over. Look, look, look. Nice. Beautiful.

Beautiful. That nice crust. He does repeat a lot. I don't sort of love him. I really love him. You do? Yeah. And there's an interesting thing, and now again with the eyes, with super thick lenses

going on there. You see that? So, I wonder if there's some congenital eyebrow? I don't know. It's weird. I will say I noticed in his- Beautiful and nice, five meter, remarkable, fancy chef. Everything I do is fancy. Look, look, look. By the way, we'd have the successful food truck in Austin. Probably. He would kill. You guys just set him up in a food truck? Well, we got to try his food.

You all right? You okay? No. Hold on, don't. Did you have a steak? No, no. Well, that looks kind of. He told us he was gonna make us a steak

and then he made us this pasta with shrimp. But hold on, the eyes, I saw the... She doesn't want to talk about it. We talked about it already already we're still reminiscing Had the twinkles in his eyes from LASIK LASIK Twinkles in his you know I'm saying like the crystal looking eyes. He's got lens implants I don't know, but I've seen that like in LASIK people they have those Yeah, right, that's the kind of blindness look yeah, but be told by like like Josh Potter kind of worse His eyes. His eyes. He looks like crystals. His eyes. He was like.

Yeah, right. That's the kind of blindness look. Okay. But you're talking about like Josh Potter kind of thing? Worse. Worse. No, no, no. I mean the whiteness over the cornea kind of thing?

No, no. I'm saying like the shininess inside. That's usually something implanted. Go to his Instagram page. I don't know. Because the, and if you go to the day. Because I've had all that shit. You can't see shininess in my eyes.

No, that's true. Not the crystals. If you go to the day he came here and he all that shit, you can't see shiny to some eye. No, that's true. Not the crystal. If you go to the day he came here, and he's back at the hotel later... I love this guy. Scroll down, I'll tell you when. Oh, God. Put him in a food truck. It'd be such a hit. If he can make one thing really well...

It doesn't matter. He decides to stand at the window. Scroll to when he's like in the restaurant. It might have been the night before. You go to stick him to dinner? And the camera camera is really close and you can see his eyes. He appreciates food. He definitely appreciates. Yeah He's based in Miami. Go back up a little there. Can you make that bigger? It's that one so so I see the eye movement problem Well, you if you see it up close you see his eyes real clear Yeah, I saw I saw that it was not yeah again a lot of things can cause that congenital

cataracts and a lot of stuff. Yeah. That comment with the kid. What's he eating? Yep. I think it's a dessert. It's a dessert. It's like a, it looks really good.

It's interesting. He's looking, because he is looking in the right direction, but his eyes are too big and long, which means the fovea, the macula didn't help at all. He walked into a lot of shit here. And also, Drew, he had three different phones that were just constantly beeping, buzzing. One was Instagram notifications, and then one was like, then you would get phone calls. It was multiple.

Good for him. Now what's that about, the three different? Listen, that's just grandiosity. That's just grandiosity. Plain old just grandiosity. I didn't know if that was... Plain old influencer grandiosity. Look, there you can see the eyes really very well. Beautiful and nice. Look how beautiful, look how nice, look how tantalizing. Look, I want you to book me, I want you to book me now.

You've never seen this before, never been done. What is it? I got lamb chop, I got strawberries, I got honey, I got honey ranch. I got beautiful stuff in there, nice. Got gold, how nice. I cooked that lamb to perfection. I cooked that lamb to perfection. I cooked that lamb to perfection.

I cooked that lamb to perfection. I cooked that lamb to perfection. I cooked that lamb to perfection. I cooked that lamb to perfection. I cooked that lamb to perfection. I cooked that lamb to perfection. I cooked that lamb to perfection. I cooked that lamb to perfection.

I cooked that lamb to perfection. I cooked that lamb to perfection. I cooked that lamb to perfection. I got beautiful stuff in there, nice, got go ham nice. I cook that lamb to perfection. When I tell you that's blah, beautiful, delicious, that's so delicioso. Yeah, yeah, well, he could convince me to eat his stuff. Yeah. No problem. Yeah, ranch and strawberry and the lamb. I just, oh there it is.

Yeah. But that right eye seems to be making a little contact there, right? Yeah. And so, I don't know. We're going straight to hell for this. For this? No.

This one. Just this one? This is what's going to send you guys to hell? Let me be clear here. I'm asking you because there's things that I notice and it's interesting who you comment on. The backside of this is to let you know, is it the best meal I've ever had in my entire life?

Also you'll notice the scar on the top of his head. Ah, nailed it. Yeah, and that. Now it's coming together. And there seems to be like a dent there even. Am I seeing that? Yeah, so that's why Zola was showing us this so he could gloat about the brain injury piece of this. There we go. Right? Now it all looks. I really think that's why Zola was showing us this. So he could gloat about the brain injury piece of this. Right.

I really think that's it. I mean, there's, there's a level of delusion there. It's not, it's not delusion. It's just a distortion of reality. He just doesn't, we've seen this with all these guys, all the cool guys do this one way or another. They, they misinterpret, they misrepresent, they are confused by the social context of what they're doing, which is really a complicated thing for a human being. Our social interaction is probably one of the most complicated. If you're not a theoretical physicist or something, being social and interactive with other humans is

one of the most complicated things we do. In fact, I've spoken to several dementia Alzheimer's experts that say the number one sort of buttress against progression is to keep them socializing. Because that really you're using. If you isolate it kind of. You're just using all of your brain when you socialize. And you know, it helps. Do you like socializing? True.

I don't mean like going out and having a party. I mean, I love people. Yeah, he's a people person. Then why did you ask that? Just curious. Is there no joke behind it? Drew's very popular. He's always going on. No, but I love people too much. Like I'm a codependent, right? Okay.

So I experience myself through other people. That's how I get my satisfaction. I get my sense of self and it's too much. Too much. Oh yeah. Does that play a role in your workaholism? Yes, it all comes from having been, I got traumatized as a child too. Did I used to talk about this? We love this.

On my show? Did I talk about my trauma? Yeah. So I had an emotionally abusive mom and I became all about like, you know, I had to be tuned, you know this real thing. Do I? What are you telling me to?

You have to be tuned into the other person so much. You have to be ready at any moment for them to, and so you just make your disconnect from your emotions. You're just out there focused on theirs, and it's not a great way to develop. And it's a superpower for later in life. So when I had lots and lots of therapy to help to manage that now,

and so it's not a problem for me much. And, uh, but it's, it makes you tremendously empathic. It's super powerful for taking care of patients. Provided that you can maintain really good boundaries. You're a helper and you, you know, Drew would tell me when he was listening to patients, you could feel, I'd feel things, hear things, see things, smell things that I never, like, I had one patient, I was telling this story I like telling because it's so vivid for me. The opening sequence of Mad Men kept popping in my head when he'd walk in.

I was like, what the fuck is that? I'd hear the music. I'd see the guy, you know, falling. First it was the music. Then it was feeling like I was that shadowy thing falling through the thing. And, um, and this guy had been severely abused. And then, uh, one day he came in and I was, no, there's the music. Oh, I'm falling through the buildings again.

And then all of a sudden I was a baby falling through the buildings. I was like, it just took my breath away. And I had to stop the work I was doing with the guy. I said, look, I'm having an experience. I'm, I think I need to tell you, I'm wondering if this has meaning to you. And he became furious and left the room and how, you know, you think you know everything, you're on your bullshit psycho babble. Comes back the next day and goes, how did you know? He goes, oh, in my head,

it's always the baby, the baby falling, the baby. And I was like, I'm just here. I'm just... Wow. Yeah. Good times. Attuned. Attuned. That's attunement. Well, yeah. And you work with people with their absolute lowest and help them. Well, right. And so my job, you know, other than managing all the medical stuff, which was tremendous, I got very good at that. But the other thing I tried to do is to teach them that I could be close, receptive, present, and they could be in that frame and be safe. Because most of them had never been close to the person before, that's why they were all abused, that's why they start using to regulate.

And you build your emotional regulation system in closeness with another person, that's how that happens. Yeah, I learned that as a parent. Well having two parent children, you realize like, something as small as even like if your kid's upset and they lay next to you in the bed, and you just lay next to them and you breathe

Together that's a tune man. Yes, that is that is bodies a tuning regulation Sorry Tom, no, that's all good didn't know we were going down this rabbit. What about you? I like it. No, I think about the fact that I think I'm she pointed this out to me that my Go to my natural instinct is to be more of a loner, more isolated. Yeah, and men, that's typically the way it is. We sort of go in the cave and lick our wounds and come back out when we're ready. Yeah, I used to think that we were both dogs, and the older I get, I think I'm a dog and he's a cat.

Do you know what I'm saying? I'm more open to intimacy. I want to be close. I'm like, hi, what are you doing? Let's go. And then he's more like. This is kind of a broad, right? Yeah, just a usual broad.

Yeah. And then a guy's like. But the broads are usually like cats. They're the ones that are usually kind of like, you come at them too quickly. Who are you today? They hide on top of the refrigerator. Do I do that?

I mean, you're not, you know. I'm not in a real normal. You're not normal. You're not normal, bitch. No. I'm too damaged, yeah. I'm way too fucked up to be normal woman, sweetie. No, no, no.

Yeah, you're not a golden retriever, if that's what you're thinking. I don't think I'm a golden retriever. No. But I'm like a Brussels. I'm a Brussels Gryphon. Oh, that's a little high strung. I don't know. What happened today?

What are we doing here? What is going on? I don't know. Didn't this used to be a funny show? Oh, sorry. We went to Sling Blade and then this guy with the head injury. Tom's been doing this lately. Going dark.

He's been watching a lot more murdery and serial and killery things lately. Really? Things progressed, huh? That's what I tell you. I know. They just get worse. Yeah. Thank God it's not sexual stuff, but if the FBI shows up,

Christina, no, no, no. Fuck, I don't know. Well, what's a fun guy I can show him? I can show him a cool guy. Well, of course. He hasn't been here in a while. Oh my God, I know. Let me see, I'm just looking at people.

Oh, this guy. You wanna talk shit, you fucking losers? What's up? I mean, I'm here on the beach. What the fuck is up? Oh Jesus we're expecting that huh? That's a little Matthew, right? Oh, yeah Yeah, just that kind of extreme aggression and stuff, you know, I was listening to a lecture There was a guy named Dave Smith that was a famous, he ran the Haydash referee clinic back in the 70s. He was a famous sort of early addiction medicine guy. And he worked with a guy named Wesson.

Smith and Wesson jokes went on for quite a while. But Dave Smith said to me, he goes, you know, we coined the phrase, Smith and Mr. Dr. Wesson and I coined the phrase, speed kills. Do you remember that from the sixties? Yeah. Yes. And he said, we never meant to mean that speed would kill you. It's people on speed kill. Oh, shit.

Yeah. Wow. That's what that meant. Yeah. That's what he said. Didn't realize that. Speed kills. Although speed will also eventually kill you as we found out. Yeah.

He'll just. Why am I forgetting his name? Our speed friend that's a patrol. Oh, Fedsmoker. Fedsmoker, there you go, Fedsmoker. It's been gone long enough, I can't remember Fedsmoker's name. I love him.

Where is he? Jeez. Poor buddy. I know, but that was inevitable. And they die of all kinds of things. I heard you, you were, Tommy, you told me, you told some story where a guy had died of a heart attack or whatever. They die of all kinds of stuff. They do. They just say, you told some story where a guy in meth died of a heart attack or whatever.

They die of all kinds of stuff. They do. They just say, get strokes, they get arrhythmias, they get malnutrition. It's killing your body. Yeah, it's bad. And by the way, the thing that people miss about meth, I was gonna mention earlier, is if you smoke meth,

you only have to do- I want to so bad. I know you do. I'll watch you. I'll watch you. I'll tell you why. Oh, this time I'm coming back to Austin, I guess. I'm off to talk you do. I'll watch you. I'll watch you. I'll tell you why. Well, this time I'm coming back to Austin, I guess, to watch you talk.

I'll tell you what I'm excited to try. Just don't let Bert do it. Cause I did some, I tried some Vive Ants. Oh, you liked that? Loved it. That's a pill, yeah? Yeah, yeah. It's adjacent, method adjacent.

Oh, shut up. Could you not, please? Could you just stop talking? You guys, we're talking about how the German army stayed away for two weeks at a time until they died. You know, that was- What's your opinion on it? On amphetamines? No, vipants, yeah. Amphetamines.

I think there, we do this strange thing in this country where we both undertreat and overtreat simultaneously. Yeah. So people that need the vipants are getting it and people that don't need it are getting it and people don't need it are getting it. I am properly diagnosed, properly used for appropriate periods of time. I'm a fan. Being widely prescribed, I'm not a fan. People aren't on it too long, they're too readily on it. What would you be on it for? EDD primarily. Oh, to help rein it in. I want to ask you about this drug.

Hold on, before you ask about that drug, I got to finish my meth story. What was I saying? Oh, that you only have to smoke it once a day. Smoke it? If you're smoking it, it lasts for a long period of time and you'll be on the streets in about three weeks. It takes you down fast. Really? And people go out in the streets. This is one of the mythologies get going. Like they'll go out in the street and they're like, here's a teacher and she's on the, and she was three weeks ago, she was,

she was teaching and like, did you lose your rent or you couldn't pay your rent? Like, yeah, yeah, I had trouble paying rent. Yeah. That's why I'm here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They forgot to mention the math part and how fast, cause they're bewildered by it too. Why am I on the street? Why did I, how did I get here? Why does that happen? It just, some of it is the scene they want to be in the, they just be out all night in the scene, the arousal of all of it. Um, and some of it is it just, it just makes you unable to take care of your basic daily needs and they just go

to the street. Cause it's so sweet. It's so cool and you want to keep doing it and that's all you want to do. And that's what people are doing. I like it because I think I'm mostly a laid back guy. I'm a low energy. Sort of.

So the idea of being gacked up on meth, I feel like it's appealing. I don't want it down or I want it fucking up or I want it stimulating. Yeah, I get that. I get that. I think I'm similar. I think I'm similar. Yeah, right? We should do it together. Well, we both like the nicotine. Yeah.

You want some? Is it in a pouch? What is it? Yeah, it's a pouch. Try it, you wanna try it? Sure. It's a rogue. It's a rogues band.

Are they mint? This one is a Spearmint. Okay, good. Thank you. Of course. How come you use this brand? I'll join you. I have to take it off pretty quickly

because I quickly get dizzy, headache, and nausea. Well, one time I chewed Nicorette and I was freaking out. I've been hitting them up, guys. Don't chew it. I know, I chewed Nicorette and I was freaking out. Don't chew it. I know, I just put it in my chin. Yeah, it's not gum. Don't chew it.

Hey, I like you rogue. Send me stuff, I love you, thank you. I'd like to ask you. I just wanna say, nicotine is God vilified because of tobacco. Nicotine is not tobacco. Has its own profile. If it's used by itself, it's good.

Let me ask you this. Appetite suppression. Are you an uncle? Yes, but are you a Funko? No. What they say I'm trying to, hold on, move your head. I'm trying to pronounce it. Say fuck. I'm just, hold on. I'm trying to sound it out. But you're not sounding it right. Fuck. No, they don't say uncle. They say fuck fuck. It rhymes with uncle Funko fucko

No Funko Funko. Yeah, no Funko Funko. Funko? Now bitch, if you can't get it, if you can't say it, don't say it, don't say it, don't say that shit. Because you're pissing me off. Again, I like cool guys. I like them all. I love this guy. Yeah. I'd go to his house too, just like RPC.

Well, I got an update here. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Well, hang on. The look on his face. But also remember how we used to have to set the background of the scene to figure everything out? Look at what the hell is... Dude, that I'm trying to know.

What is that? It's an air cooler. It all said about no fuck or nothing. But why is it covered with plastic? This is all a mystery. But I will tell you not so much because when people board up and plastic up vents and things, that's a math thing really yeah that's a really typical check out this update so I had to put

this together because in this other in this video I'm about to show you there's a profile camera set up that I believe the nephew who we're seeing film this set up and he's pulling another prank on his uncle here It's what it's uncle uncle. Yeah Pretty it's pretty dark what he does to his uncle American aerospace defense command has detected the launch of 12 nuclear missiles aimed towards the mainland United States Four of the 12 missiles launched have been intercepted The eight remaining nuclear missiles will strike the following locations in the next 15 to 20 minutes Los Angeles

San Diego, Chicago, Houston, Phoenix, New York City, Philadelphia and Seattle New York City Philadelphia and Seattle Within a 300 mile radius of these areas everyone should seek out a fallout shelter as soon as possible Nuclear fallout is a byproduct of nuclear attacks Produce this whole thing for his uncle awesome. Yeah His hands a little swollen Get there right away. Otherwise his hands were swollen Uncle's hand see that Drink and a battery operated radio That's not the same guy is that the same guy

That's not the same guy is that the same guy Count down to the nuclear strike. Oh, it stops there? Yeah. I don't know why it stops there. Probably because the uncle really goes south. I think it, yeah. Yeah. He's there.

That's a really good prank. I like that the kid goes, thanks Joe Biden. Yeah. To be fair, I mean, War of the World did the same thing to the entire country. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. So he's got his uncle all

worked out. There's not more to this. There's no you don't see the fallout of this. The full video is like 14 minutes. Oh, oh, and does he does uncle survive? It's got to get worse. Does he reveal his prank? Because that's the part I'm

looking for. Yeah, that's me, too We get the prank you have to keep going in the meantime, I'm gonna ask dr. Drew that little kid is Orson Welles Drew yes, ma'am Gabba pens and I've been prescribed gabba penton for pain for everything for anxiety And I'm like, I know what's gonna fucking happen in In five years, they're gonna come out and be like, oh, Gabapentin, you took that? Yeah, you have holes in your brain. No, I don't think, well, how much?

Up to 300 milligrams, let's say, a pop. And often? I mean, if I'm in pain, they were telling me to take it. Do you have 100-milligram tablets or 300-milligram? I do, I have 300. 100 isn't, you have 300 tablets or 100 tablets? I have both, but I don't take them. Try the 100s, they're nothing. They're very mild. It's a nothing burger. It have a 300. So a hundred is a... you have 300 tablets or a hundred tablets? I have both, but I don't take them. Try the hundreds. They're nothing. They're very mild.

It's a nothing burger. It actually hits the same system as the Valium, but does it by a different mechanism that it doesn't get the addictive properties. Can you help me with some Vyvanse? I could, but actually not in the state of Texas. That's cool. I'll go to California. I'll see you there.

I'll have to whip the credit card and medical record. You don't know how often this happens to California. So I'll see you there. Yeah. Create a medical record. And you don't know how often this happens to me. And I'm saying, you know, I've revealed to your son, your husband, your son, your husband that he's, that I'm a co-dependent and he is going for it. Oh, I know. Now I'm taking advantage. Just trying to take advantage of your temperament. We've got a little deal.

It's not a big problem. It's not a big problem. Let me just drive one of your cars. That's where we're in. Sure. Let's start it up whenever you want. Oh, is this it? Oh, it's the end Hot under the bed then go with your body. Then hot under the bed. You know what I'm talking about? You guys can go. You know what I'm saying? So the police station ain't nowhere to go but the police station.

Where we gonna go? Do you know what they say? They say sick shelter. That means- The police station. Fuck the police station. The police station can't do a mother thing. America has detected the launch of 12 nuclear missiles

aimed towards the mainland United States. That's terrifying. It's weirdly chilling, you know? Yeah. So they about to come to America, Russia here. They here. That's terrifying. It's weirdly chilling, you know? Yeah. Oh! The bed protect you. Oh, what the? What is my bed? I'm not gonna be playing. If you hiding under the bed is what they taught us in school. Get under the thing to do this. Hurry up.

He reminds you of the character in Curb Your Enthusiasm. I know, it's so fun. Like JB Smooth. JB's character is just like this guy. All right, come on. Go in the fucking fucking fucking... He's chasing me, shit. Oh my God.

Oh my God. The detonation winner is giving off... Oh. Oh, here he comes. Oh This shit come out, start breaking up, motherfuckers start going crazy. I was on some bullshit, that's what I'm saying. It's a time to play, it's a time not to be playing. This guy shit, he don't play, never know when the fuck this shit might go off. These motherfuckers crazy as fuck, they didn't got damn well. I have a pitch. Curb your enthusiasm reality with this guy. You as Larry David, he as J.B. Soov's character. That is unbelievable. There it is. That's such a good prank. That's fantastic. Yeah, I love that. I wish I'd thought of it. Yeah, I love cool guys,

and I love this guy. Horrible or hilarious? Hilarious. I'm gonna show you this. Oh, oh. Oh geez. He broke all the limbs. He's not okay at all. Everything. Yeah, he's not great. Is he? Oh, do you know the, he looks like he's alive.

Well, it says he's alive. Okay. Let's see it again. Is there a neck injury in there? I don't know. There's definitely some broken bones. Oh! Definitely.

Dude, he's like a ragdoll. But it's, you know, young people can withstand a lot. It's not a lot different than some of the jackass stuff guys do. Oh my gosh. It is not horrible, horrible. When you guys show me horrible stuff, it's usually truly horrible. Yeah. So we'll say hilarious.

Oh, horrible. Oh, that's horrible. That's a runner by a truck. You think it's hilarious. That was pretty good. That was pretty good. You got a truck. You think it's hilarious. That was pretty good. I know. What the fuck is going on? Someone helped her. She looks like a good work.

It fucking broke. Tom, we need to build a fallout shelter. I have thought about that. You have? They have these capsules. You just lower them into the ground. You know what I keep thinking about? I never had any of these thoughts about how we're on our own until really,

really like the pandemic made you go like, oh, you're on your own. And then other technological things happening. Like when, remember when the software program rebooted so all the airlines couldn't fly. And then- So you don't realize how close to the edge we are. Exactly.

And then two weeks ago- It makes you become a survivalist. All of a So you don't realize how close to the edge we are. Exactly. And then two weeks ago... It makes you become a survivalist all of a sudden. You think they were idiots. Now they're like, oh, this guy's got a point. Yeah, he's got a point. Yeah. And I've become like Rogan, too.

I've... The Earth is flat. I've opened everything now. You opened everything. Everything. COVID was such a eye-opening experience for me and so shattering. It really was. I'm like, okay, well, now anything's possible.

Anything's possible. And then, like, okay, well now anything's possible. Anything's possible. And then like, whatever, a month ago AT&T is just like, they're like, it's not working today. And then earlier today or whatever, Verizon, just same thing, like SOS doesn't work. What do you mean doesn't work? They're like, just it's offline. So you go like all these things, like you said,

you're on the edge of. Yeah, you don't realize how close we are to being back to nature again. And that's the thing. And then where would you get your food? And then when the supply lines get cut or screwed up, we're going to have a strike soon or had a strike. And then my friend Sean pointed this out to me when we were in a car together and it was

right after the software, I forget, what was that? Crowdsource. Yeah. That was cool. I remember that. That went down. He was like, yeah, you know, if we were all, because it's in the future, you know, all in electric cars, there is the possibility that like some, you didn't know

that somebody could just go do and just shut them down. Absolutely. A thousand percent, just like when- They were already planning that. When Amazon, they were like, oh yeah, the Alexa, you know, they got the report, like somebody's conversation was like uploaded to them and then broadcast and they're like, wait, that can happen. Like, oh yeah, we can do that.

Sorry. Hey man, what scares my stupid brain now, I've seen so many things that have been so shocking. I start wondering, well, maybe the bad guys that want to shut down the cars are the one pushing the cars also to make sure we all get them. It's like, oh, get the car. Well, you know that like the government, when Facebook came out, they were thrilled. Now they can see and know everything you're doing because you're voluntarily posting it.

Did you see Kerry the other day talking about misinformation about how we have to have laws and the New York Times? Kerry? Senator Kerry, former Senator Kerry. John Kerry? John Kerry, Yeah. No, what did he say? Oh, he said, uh, it's time that we just really had, we did away with the first amendment essentially and really go after misinformation because we can't, uh, we can't have this. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Cool.

Yeah. And it's, and again, I have no problem with the government involving themselves in educating people, but they decide what's misinformation and then cancel everything else. Cool. That is... Sounds like Russia. That is... Sounds like Russia.

Sounds like the Spanish Inquisition. That's what they did. Yeah. They kept going. When Galileo came around, they said, well, it could be true. We don't know, but it's too disruptive. So goodbye. See ya.

Yeah. Yeah. Cut them up. Oh, shit. I love fat people on vines bang Because it's not okay Yeah, femur fracture not sure doesn't have the extra report But this is a thing that a lot of people don't realize about rope swings is the down force

You need the upper body strength to be able to hold yourself up. Yes. And this lady certainly appears to not have it. I saw a cool guy trying to recreate a pendulum. It was on Instagram. And they had this scientist with a bowling ball and a girl, and it's on a pendulum. They take the bowling ball, and they release it,

and it swings back, and it comes right back to where it was. Like within inches of her nose. And so the cool guy does, I'm going to do that. He takes the bowling ball and does that with it. He comes back and pushes his head through the wall. Cause he didn't release it. He didn't, he pushed it. So it went out further and it came back further.

Yeah. Good times. That is. God damn. Ooh. That's so bad. You know what's bad about, oh. Again, the cries let you know that it's not okay. What did he do wrong? Cause let me see, I just want to look at his form.

I mean, it looked like he was doing it correct. Oh, he didn't, oh. Ooh, he just went. He lost it though. He just went. Yeah, he lost his. And those rocks, he didn't. Oh. He just went. He lost it though. He just went. Oh. Yeah, he lost his.

And those rocks. He landed on rocks. Yeah. I mean, if you're going to go backwards. I mean, ramps can hurt you, man. Of course. I think how many times skateboarders get their concussion. Yeah, exactly.

Poor guy. I mean, yeah, it's a terrible. I see Brett Favre lately, by the way, speaking of head injuries. Yeah, he has early onset. Parkinson's. Parkinson's. But you look at him talking, he's way, speaking of head injuries? Yeah, he has early onset. Parkinson's. Parkinson's. But you look at him talking, he's like, oh, that's Joe Biden. It's exact same.

Cognitive. I don't know about the cognitive, if he's right as far along, cognitively, but the face and the speech and all that. Totally crazy though, that we were living. I think anything's possible. But in historical terms, you know, we all have our age and you hear about things from another era. We're living in a time where the president was so clearly, I mean, impaired, impaired, impaired, had a neurological look.

It is what I keep telling people. When we teach medical students, what is Parkinson's disease or Parkinsonism, which are two different things. We show a video of somebody with that,, exactly what he has and go, look, the mask like faces, the slowed speech, the difficulty producing speech with word finding, the slowed gait, the festinating gait, everything. Everything's there. The slow, the frozenness, his hands are always out here. Parkinsonism.

I don't see anything. What are you talking about? Yeah, everybody was in there. And the bar, no worse. How dare you? You know, he's not your patient. How dare you? No, I don't know what's causing it. I just know that's what that is. Just like you showed me a rash. I could describe the rash. Sure. Yeah. You know what though?

I think society in the world has always been nutty and we're just noticing. Well, that's an interesting thing. Look at, look at Kennedy was shot. We've had a president assassinate. Do you know that he got strung out on meth? Kennedy? You don't know that? He had that horrible back pain that he dealt with. Horrible back pain, which is chronic opiate withdrawal from his opiate addiction and the

Addison's disease also bullshit because the chronic opiate suppresses the adrenal gland. So all our chronic opiate users look like they have hypotestosterone and hypoadrenalism. That's what they get. Back then, the asshole that was injecting him just goes, Oh, you also have Addison. Let's give you steroids also. And they found it because he was strung out on opioids and fatigued. They gave him methamphetamine. Sweet. And we're full circle again. How good meth is. And he got psychotic. You don't know this story? No, of course. They didn't teach me this in 11th grade. We actually did it in drunk history. You know, drunk history? Yes, yes.

Derek Waters did this, this historical, he had all the historical documents, documenting exactly what had happened. He threw, he was, he had a whole floor of a hotel he was held up in for some reason. The doctor was coming up there and this asshole, that always, my peers never cease to disappoint me. And he got psychotic, threw off all his clothes and did cartwheels down the hall. He's screaming about how great he feels, this doctor's a genius, he hasn't felt so good

his whole life. And a enlightened physician came in, a psychiatrist, a woman came in and said, uh, you can never see this man again. We have to get you landed here. This is not good. Imagine if that had been during the Cuban missile, missile crisis. Holy shit. Just launch him. Dude. And he and his brother tag teamed Marilyn Monroe and Malibu. Did you know this?

I did know that. Yeah. Isn't that, that's what's up. You're like the only other person that fucking knows this. It's well documented and there's a tape of it. Thank you. There's a tape? Yes. There's an's up. You're like the only other person that fucking knows this. It's well documented and there's a tape of it. Thank you! There's a tape? Yes! There's an audio tape. There's a bunch of audio tapes with him with Marilyn.

But he and his bro were tag teaming her. She was a sex addict, trauma survivor. She was very traumatized. Poor borderline fucked up. And the little girl voice of a developmental arrest and all this shit. What's wrong with that? She's the victim. And that, again, we started our bullshit then,

that we glorified that, glamorized that, that was a sick person. I know. And a sad person. They didn't know that back then. And a drug addict and a sex addict. But also, they used her in Hollywood, she had to sleep her way to get into the movies,

because that's what they did back then. The casting, which they still do now. They do? Well, not in the comedy world. But yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure. You fuck. Look at Harvey.

He was banging every starlet. Yeah, yeah. But I thought now we've sort of moved. We've finally gotten past that. Hilarious. I know. I don't think. I feel like I learned something new about how awful people are.

Drew, would you like to see some of Christina's talks? She's got some videos to show you herself. Are you ready? You try to find that audio if you can. Tick tock. Hey, y'all, what's up? It's got to the baddie, AKA baddie with the maskey. And this weekend, I went to the Frida Cinema in Santana

for a COVID safer movie event. Santana. This event was high filtration mask and testing required. Everyone, including staff, was required to mask up. They were super friendly, super proud of all the folks who made this happen. They also had additional free masks and goodie bags for us to take home since masks were required to be on the whole time. The theater itself was really nice and clean.

There were at least four air purifiers and the organizers also disinfected all the seats before we went inside. There was also two separate mask break rooms with air purifiers in case folks needed it. The movie was really intense, but 10 out of 10, this free event was so much fun and I really enjoyed the movie. So, not long ago, we would call that. Mental illness? Yeah. It is mental illness.

Don't use it, because this looks like it's about a year old, looks like. It's still 2023. I just worry we did to these people. It's like we did this to them. But I'm seeing people now. Still mask outside. Not only are they masking outside,

masking everywhere and washing it, but they're kind of making it their identity. Oh yeah, oh yeah. That's what they're saying. It's a talisman. Ah! Is this like PTSD for some of these people? No, no, no.

I haven't really constructed what it is in my head because it's so offensive to me and so struggling. And then I feel bad, like, oh, we did this to these people. Why am I so angry about this? Look, if they want to wear a mask, they have to fucking go do it. I don't, what drives me crazy is I don't like irrationality.

I don't like it. If you want to wear a mask, get a properly fitting N95 and don't ever take it off ever, except when you go back home. Yeah. Anything else and you're just, it's all bullshit. It's all performance. It's a performance. So it's a performance. Now you're talking about grandiosity and you're, you're telegraphing, and this is your identity that you're projecting onto the world. It's no different than so many other things. You as a goth person should understand this. Yeah, you're sending messages.

But I was a teenager. Right, exactly. Well, she's kind of youngish. But it's so odd. It's an identity. But it's just so odd. And they're congratulated for it by a certain population. I've seen it the most every time I go to New York.

New York still has a good bit of, like, you walk in a store. That is probably PTSD, though, because those guys, we did traumatize New Yorkers. I mean, for, like you walk in a store. That is probably PTSD though. Cause those guys, we did PT, we did traumatize New Yorkers. I mean, for instance, you know, the body's piling up and the, and the vet, do you know why there were those cooler vans for the bodies in New York City hospitals? You know why? Cause they closed down the mortuary so they couldn't move the bodies out as they

normally did. So they had to just sit them there at the hospital and they accumulated. Hospitals always have morgues. They always have dead bodies and they accumulate it. Hospitals always have morgues, they always have dead bodies and they move along every day. If you shut down the ability to do that, you gotta pile them up somewhere. Wait, can I tell you what's extra gay?

Especially during a pandemic, which is harming people. Of course, what's super gay, and this is why I don't like this culture of ultra maskers, if you look at the barcode at the bottom and you can scan that barcode to check for triggers in the film, which is so stupid. Okay. Here's the- Get fucked with your triggers.

Well, not only get fucked, we are harming people. It's been now shown without the slightest doubt that exposure is how you improve resiliency and psychiatric symptoms. Thank you. It's called exposure therapy, just about anxiety, OCD, and all response to exposure. If you isolate, you make people ill. It's the opposite of resilience. It's the opposite of autonomy. Does Tom need some exposure to something?

No, cause can I tell you what I started doing? Cause I have the phobia of vomiting, correct? I've been through therapy, hypnotherapy. tell you what I started doing because I have the phobia of vomiting correct. I've been through Therapy hypnotherapy, you know what I started doing And I love it and now I feel better because I go oh, that's not so bad Do you do you need somebody with you to do it? No, I'm not a fucking pussy I'm on people with me. Wow. I don't need this And do you did you have to take it sort of small small doses to begin with? Did you know see this actually? Okay, I don't like it, but I can hear it.

Yeah, you used to be absolutely. I don't like that, but I'm imagining, I have to see it. If I see it, it actually is better than the sound for me. And like a video of a man, has to be a man puking, like a younger man. Yeah, then you're okay. And I'm like, like a youthful, not like an elderly sick person.

Then you're good with the vomit. Yes. If it's a healthy, hearty person, like a drunk puke, I'm like, oh. Like I was watching people puke on, you know, fucking whatever the shit is that they give these hippies and the yurts and they fucking puke. And they have, yeah. And I was like, all right, that's cool.

Anyway, I'm doing it. We have an update on Monroe. The Kennedy Monroe tapes were allegedly turned over to LAPD then destroyed Although many witnesses attest to them having of course The Kennedys killed her there where they let her die She was drug addict died. Yeah, just they know he was with he the the Kennedy fucked her the night She died but all that was what fucked her up to take more drugs She had it just a classic drug.

I know. And by the way, I don't know why I've gone down this rabbit hole a little bit, but I watched an interview with the pathologist that did her autopsy, and he sat on the table and he was like, oh my God, what happened to this woman? She looked so deteriorated. This is not the woman that was on the films. Really? Yeah.

Deteriorated. Just drugs and alcohol and just fat and just a mess. Yeah, she was fatty. She was what 140 when she died what a pig No, but I mean she just was not what she is she was deteriorated and it's alcohol really primarily does that I don't know alcohol is not really a problem. Let's see this Bloody beauty He'll tell you. Mom, what you having for a feed later? Oh, stop it Samantha. We don't use that language. Bloody beauty day, isn't it? No, stop it. You're not boigin'.

Behave yourself. Do I come get a mani-pedi later? My dog's need doing. Oh my gosh, Samantha. You have never spoken like that before. Just behave. I love the big smile. I love the big voice.

It's always, I guess, it is, I love nothing more than upsetting my mother, you know? Right, really. That's cause you hate it. And you know what, we all enjoy it on your behalf. We all are there with you on it. It is universal, people love. I hated my mom too, so I liked her.

Yeah, see, my mom and I could never. You could never do that to her. She was that mean. She wouldn't even let you like fuck with her and. No, she was brutal. Really, like what would happen if you tried to like wind your mom up? She'd start yelling, just like yelling. She had unregulated hostility. Really? What would happen if you tried to wind your mom up? She started yelling.

She had unregulated hostility. Really? Fuck. See, now I wish my mom and your mom were alive and they could hang out and we could see who was a bigger. Wait, is your mom dead? Yeah. Oh, thank god.

OK. Thank god. It's a cool wish. It's funny. We lost our dog recently. I was really broken up. It happened very fast. And I was talking to Coral and he goes, oh yeah, I see you're upset.

He goes, I swear, is your mommy your dog? And I was like, the dog. The dog. The dog, yeah. By a big margin. 100%. Dude, I think about our dead dog people all the time. But that's one thing, one favor our mothers did us.

We didn't have a big grief reaction when they passed. No, it fucked me up, but different. Yeah, different. Not like, I'm so sad, I love you, mommy. Or I miss you or something. Cause there was no, they don't, there was no, nothing for us in those relationships. No, dude. I was sadder when Top Dog, when his father passed, like I could cry even talking

about him right now. I love him so much. You know what? And I didn't call you through all that and I apologize. It's fucking true. No, I was sort of overwhelmed. We've been thinking about that. No, no, but listen, I've been thinking about it No, I was sort of overwhelmed. We've been thinking about that. Talking about it. No, no, but listen, I've been thinking about it.

Just kidding. But I was sort of overwhelmed by it because you had hinted to me how important it was for you. Yeah, he was very important. And I just sort of like, I don't know if I'd call on you. But I heard you and I could imagine what that meant. No, yeah. So, yeah.

We don't know what it's like to lose. And my dad I had a pretty decent relationship with, but he gave me lots of warning. I mean, he had a, oh my God, so many medical problems. oh my god so many medical problems. I kept here it is. No here it is Okay, here it is Oh, that's fucking kind. So I want to talk today about the elephant in the room that women don't like talking about, but we all think about having a bulge. A what? A bulge? Having a bulge doesn't magically make you a man. Having a bulge doesn't negate your womanhood.

A lot of us women still have our bits and pieces. Us women. And that's okay. So I think we really need to start changing the language and discourse around this issue. I like the Harvard dormitory behind her. That is the Harvard dorm. And start normalizing it. I don't know, dude. Bye, everyone.

Bye. Bye. That's an interesting thought starter. Have you had Nikki, Joe, oh shit, Nikki. Glazer? No, no, no, no. You're talking about Jim Norton. Jim Norton, Nikki Norton in here.

Oh, yes. Have you had Nikki in here? No, but I've talked to Jim and know them. She's great. Yes. She is funny as fuck. And has a clear view of this thing. Like really clear headed about it.

Well, here's my deal. Is that because I follow this person on the Gram, I'm not sure that they're not trolling us. Because here's why. I will say every trans person I've seen online, like they grow the hair out and they shave their chest at the very least. Well the estrogen kind of gets rid of all that too.

But this person is not on much estrogen if they're on it at all. So, but I mean, who are we to say? Estrogen's not required to be trans, all it is identifying is whatever. Whatever. And listen, you do you, I'm so- Samezies.

I am just all about it, I love them all. And I do like entertaining videos and that was entertaining video. And that's not a good dress for his body type. How dare you, that's a hate speech. Hate speech. I could help, can I tell you something? If I had the time, I would help these people dress better.

By the way, this person was a former contestant on The Bachelorette. Yeah, like I would help them dress for their body type and figure out how to be a woman better because somebody is not helping them. This is not okay. That's probably true. As males, as being male a long time, how would you develop that, you know? No, I know, so they need a coach. Like you need a bridge coach.

Someone to coach you from being a dude to being a woman and be like, dude, this dress is, you look like fucking Snow White, this is too much for you. Yellow is not your color, baby. We gotta shave your fucking chest. We gotta get you a nice wig. That's what I would do first.

Also, this dress just highlights the kind of muscular. Yeah. Yes. I would minimize the shoulders with like a blazer maybe. I'd love you to show me. Oh, I would love to help you. You don't advise him? You do. I do for male attire, but we haven't gone into this yet.

Oh, for when you're doing your... When he's transitioning. Your drag on. To be a believable lady. You would be such a challenge. No. You're very masculine, body shape. I'm pretty?

You're the worst. You're the ugliest woman in the world. That's so rude. That is a challenge. That's hate speech, too. Dude, you would be so ugly. I'd have to tape your eye bags, like tape up your eyes.

Why? Women can have eye bags, how dare you? No, we can't, babe. That's filler. You gotta get that shit filled. You think I can be a beautiful lady? Yes. Oh my God, don't lie to him, Drew.

Why are you lying? Look how easy a wig would fit too. Perfect. Yeah, but your head is enormous. I see lots of trans women with beards these days So that doesn't strike. I don't think it's cute. You fucking scramble this brain figure shit out. Could I pass as a man? Yes, I could pass as like a fae Yeah, you keep that shirt on you'd be fine

How dare you my hands are cold shit bag? Okay, okay Who's ready to do some Disney Halloween shopping? How dare you my hands are cold This is definitely coming home with me and this is also a new hat. And I'm going to have to try this shirt on too. Stitch is the star of this year's Halloween merchandise. That shirt doesn't fit. Check out these matching crocs. I'm good. These are Disney adults who like to spend.

I know. I know. I think there's something going on there that they concern me good even it is you know I'd like you to yeah, yeah, unfortunately Nightmare yeah, and they're also they actually seem like they're like when they do these things you're like oh there's something real delusion going They're retarded. Do you think she's a little retarded? Yeah, I mean, yes, they're stuck Yeah, right, and I I like that they have found each other. Oh, god. And that they could find their joy together in this. I mean, people have hobbies. Let me put it

to you this way. What is the Disney adult male? What the fuck is happening there? I know. What is that? It all feels to me like trying to resurrect a lost past when there was happiness and now there is not. Something. Yeah. So Drew, a simpler time. But it feels like you're departing. You really are departing from reality.

Adulthood. Oh yeah. And then you see the people who go, oh, this is where I go. There's some people we found every day. They have a year-long pass and at some point, they'll go every day. I know. But can you kind of relate to the experience

of trying to recreate this? Sure, absolutely. It's just that it's like everything with the human experience, when it becomes excessive, that's when you go, oh, there's a flash in balance here. So there's a dating site just for Disney adults. I say that's a good thing. I'm going to call that good.

Because they are not going to find anybody else. You know what I mean? It's going to be a problem. And I want them to find people. I want them to find love. Find some love. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know. You don't want to shake them into reality a bit. It won't happen. It won't happen. It won't happen. I do. That is the impulse, right? That's kind of like, you shut it off. We stop it.

Come on, let's get a job. Because they probably do have some reasonably good. They're probably in public. You think it's a good idea for two arrested adults to get together. I think there's nobody else going to put up with that shit, right? Except another one.

Maybe a death sprint. They're gratified the same way they want to be gratified. Hold on. What if it's a super hot female Disney adult? Does not exist does not exist You find it Now we saw the fucking website. It doesn't exist Doesn't exist on the other gender there's no like super super cool food. Yeah, there's no Fabio male. No. They're too busy doing their thing. Yeah, they're getting busy.

In reality. Right. This is the reason I only change my pad once a week. A lot of people change their pads every hour or whenever they go to the bathroom and honestly, I think it's a waste of money because pads are super expensive and they should be free. But this is why I only change my pad once a week because I keep this long, thick-ass pad. It holds so much that I don't need to change it at all.

I don't need to change it. It's one of those extra heavy overnight pads and they absorb everything. Like they have good absorption. Absorption, absorption, yeah. Once a week, Drell. Why does she repeat absorption? Because she didn't say the word right. She good absorption. Absorption? Absorption, yeah. Once a week, Drew. Why does she repeat absorption? Because she didn't say the word right.

She said absorption. Good on her. You tell me. No. Hygienic? It's not hygienic. It's got to smell. Got to smell from a distance.

I bet there's dogs coming up to her door. And she definitely doesn't have heavy flows. Definitely. She has a light flow. Are you sure? Yes. How come? Because she would not have clothing at the comfort of her a couple of days. She's a light flow. Are you sure? Yes. How come?

Because she would not have clothing at the comfort of a couple of days. That's true. She would be all stained up and be unable to get it out. What about infection? I mean, dead blood on your- But she's not putting it- In her cooge. Right. It's just something sitting outside.

What about a yeasty? I mean, that can- It can, but she's clearly not getting that. It doesn't affect, the vaginal ecosystem is complicated, right? Everyone's different. It's all, you know, it's... they're all different. Her vag is nasty. Her vag is fine. No. And can handle. I mean you wouldn't want to come... I mean, if you were out on a date and that's what you came upon, yeah, maybe that's her goal. Maybe she doesn't maybe she doesn't wanna, that's a repellent. And there's also some guy that really likes that too. There's some guy that really likes that.

I would not have believed that were it not for the education I've had here as your wife. Thank you. And I've tried to show you things. But Drew, can you just do a public service announcement? Yes, don't do that, change regularly. I saw toxic shock like crazy back in the 80s. And that's from tampons that are not taken out.

We've got a couple of heavy videos to show you. Hold on, tell women how long can they leave a tampon in? I mean, it depends on your flow and stuff. You don't want to leave it in all day, if you're going to possibly. All day, meaning 24 hours, even 12 hours. It's like four to. Four to eight.

And again, if you're a heavy flow, you want to change frequently. Just change them. But if you get, if you, they get stuck up there all the time. Maybe I need to enlighten you guys about this. Not my puss, puss. So if you wonder if it's up there or not, it probably is. And do some work, you have to squat down and push hard

and put your hand up there. You have to look really fish around. Just push your hand around. Because those left behind are the ones that do the damage. Those child left behind. Us non-monogamous people are incredibly diverse. What kind of people? Hi, we're decolonizing love. I'm Millie, a Kenyan writer who is solo polyamorous, a relationship anarchist, non-binary, gender fluid, and pansexual.

Holy shit, that's a lot. And I live in Toronto with my nested partner. And hi, I'm Nick. I work in healthcare and I'm from Quebec. I'm an egalitarian polyamorous, straight and cisgender. No you're not straight. You're not straight. We're joining content creators from across the globe to celebrate and showcase our unique and varied identities.

I'm Sarah. I'm cis, female, straight, black and Jewish. Live in Berlin but I'm from New York and I've been non-monogamous for a decade. Let's get visible, visible. Hi, my name is Lianne. I'm a polyamory educator and trainee sex therapist based in Bristol, UK, but I'm originally from Hong Kong.

I identify as bisexual, agender, and polyamorous. That's cool. What up, fam, it's your girl, Aveda, Lovita, love the squares. Whoa, I like her. I am a social worker here in New Jersey. Yes, you are. In the United States, I identify as black AF, queer AF, and now I'm an I like her the best.

and my pronouns are she, her, alien bae. Fuck yeah, dude. Hi. I am Roy Graff from Open Relating. I'm a relationship coach and counselor from London, UK. She gives you the both periods, right? Mostly straight cis man. Cheers. Mostly straight.

Hi, I'm Laura. How fucking long is this thing? I'm a civil polyamorous relationship anarchist. She's an anarchist. And an author, educator, and mother. Jesus Christ. I'm American and Brazilian. Okay, she's a...

She's a... So... What's a relationship anarchist? I guess... Against it. Fucking up. Fucking up relationship. But yet they're still in relationship with each other. I just want to know the history, you know, the upbringing history. Good for them, whatever. I'm not, you know,

whatever. I do like her jacket. It's good. If people want to do whatever, I'm all in. I don't understand the applies to anarchist principle to relationship. Okay. I just don't understand the need to declare. Yeah. relationship. Okay. Um, I just don't understand the, the need to declare. Yeah. But let's declare each of ours just so we see if we can do it. Hold on relationship anarchy. Yeah. And does it fit with who we're actually doing? Right.

Right. Sure. You and I are relationship anarchists. I know it in our heart. Yeah, for sure. Hold on, but relationship anarchy, it's based on the idea that relationships should be free of rules that aren't agreed upon by all parties involved. Free of the, that aren't agreed upon. I told you by all parties Free of you. So you fuck people up. It's on you. It's on you. Yeah, that's Tom and I. Sounds really complicated.

We don't care about who we fuck, who we hurt, who we harm, how we harm them because we're anarchists man. They don't give a fuck about shit. Who is this guy? They just like to fuck. I've been single for almost ten years. What about you? He needs to join. He needs to join that other group. Yeah. The relationship anarchists and the people that don't give a fuck because. That's true.

He should. Yes. Then he'll get laid at least. Right. And look, if people want to do that, I could. Yeah. Is it good to be out of relationships for that long? Is it good to be out of relationships for that?

You mean so like this guy? Yeah. No, not to be alone. That's alone. But the other guys are alone too, in their own weird way. Right? Right. Uh, and so the question is, is it good never to be intimate?

That's the question. Cause to be intimate, you have to have stability and trust and safety and all these things that people have to have. Right. If you're going to be intimate, if you feel intimacy is somehow dangerous or not a part of your life, we used to call that an intimacy disorder and we used to call this other stuff, sex addiction. Yeah. Um, until it makes you not happy. So it's when I pray to Bert too, right? What I always tell you,

like he's going to have to find it on his own. Eventually he will get to a point where he wants to change, but we can't make him change. It doesn't last forever. Imagine those people, imagine some of those people at age 75. Yeah, like imagine Bert at 75. Oh, well he won't be there.

I don't think so. He won't be around. I don't think so either. But these people will be, and they'll be kind of alone, and they won't know necessarily how to be intimate, or how to deal with relationship, or what their world is or not, or won't have given they won't know necessarily how to be intimate or how to do the relationship or what their words are not or maybe they will I don't know but up to them or they'll find Jesus and

Now why do you say that because that's interesting cuz I know people that Yeah, you you live it hard in your 20s And then you you wake up sometime in your 30s and you go that was that wasn't for me. It feels long-term It feels empty. So, do you have something really cool to show him or no? Uh-uh. We haven't seen really cool stuff yet. Oh.

Why this insistence on everybody knowing what makes you come and how you fuck? It's so weird. It is so weird. Why do we have to know? I mean, why? I don't wanna know. Part of me goes, God, when I hear how gay men used to have to suffer

and hide and get arrested and beaten, all this crazy shit, I feel like, okay, I get why the men that went through that have to say, hey, now it's my turn to tell you what I'm doing. The actual guys that, like George Takei, that experienced that stuff, I want you on every mountaintop talking about who you are now and what you had to go through.

But the young men that grow up now, why do we have to know everything? I don't know. I don't know. Are people beating up polyamorous people? I'll tell you what I think when people do that. No one cares. They're anticipating a reaction.

But what they are really hoping for, and they don't say this, is that it will elicit some type of arousal reaction to somebody. In other words, they say, this is what makes me come, and there's a part of the brain that goes, someone's gonna go, oh cool. Like, I'll help you with that? I think that's what men are doing.

So it's a dating technique. I think it is, and it's disguised. People disguise those things. Men will do anything Yeah, yeah, but what the women that have to like the one in the food cabinet there. What is she? That's more of like I'm an independent Woman, I'm my own person. Yeah. Yeah, it's Sparkly glitter polo shirt. I got it in red He went through some shit in the shop they have

actually six things shop you got a fan you should get one and get one right now right now I mean it's it's comfy and sparkly it's not heavy no it's not and that's a beam with white lights spinning like your own personal disco ball. He's got the fan, he's got everything going. Very cool. Thank you for showing us that. Imagine that guy at 22. Oh, yeah, cool.

Very cool. But I think I prefer the couple in the food closet. Really? Yeah. Interesting. Because at least they're getting laid. Anything? Here you go.

Drew. Uh- true. Oh, oh My god, he's doing lat work see Hey, I see he's pulling into a pole ends. Look where it's but what's coming up. What's going in? It's a Yes, he's protruding out of his abdomen. See how that is colon. Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait, wait Wait, so the the device is hooked up. So he does pull, he does the pull in. He gets the lap pull in. What's the matter, Christina? And then, and then the-

I just, I forgot about this clip about- The dildo is going, is it like, it's like glued to the- It's mounted to it. And then it's protruding out of his abdomen. Go ahead and hit play again. Look how- Look at his stomach, watch his stomach. Oh, there it is.

I missed that part. That's a big dildo. It's really big. Yeah. That can't be good for your intestines or your... No, and see, in order to even do that, he's having to... I don't like that. It could be hurting a little.

I mean, remember, what was that dude that got... The horse? Yes, Mr. Hands. Mr. Hands. You perforate the colon, no problem. You can, yeah. No problem. And you're dead. And you're dead, yeah.

Oh, you're going back, now isn't this the stuff I was talking about you did when you did the live thing with Rogan? Yeah, I think so. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, this was it. This was the actual video that made my wife's tits hurt, she said.

Yeah. She was, I was laughing so hard at her having a reaction to that. And that is completely, I just see surgery when I see that. Yeah, of course. You need surgery. Yikes, mommy. You're gonna need surgery.

Yikes, mommy. But good on you, whatever you're into. Whatever you're into. I don't know. All right. Yikes, mommy. There's people screaming in the studio. Not if it hurts you.

Oh, there's people screaming in the studio. Oh, they've never seen this before? No. No. Young, sleepy. Anything else? Yes. Listen. Young, sleepy, lonely, and test. Listen. You can take this down.

Even in the state of Texas, whoever... It's got some warts. Is that warts? Yeah. That's what that looks like. That's not good. That could even be syphilis too, by the way. Sometimes syphilis does shit like that.

Yeah, no, see, I... These...the boys presented me all this stuff. Oh, they did? Oh, okay. yeah, so I've been exposed all this It's called sounding. Yeah, it's called sounding What happened he held a fire was hands one. Yeah, he's probably drinking He's drinking shit. Yeah. Oh Jesus Alright, he's drinking. Oh, Jesus Christ. He's all right. He's cool. He's okay.

Okay. All I can think about is how do I make sure my sons never do this shit? Oh, boy. This one you gotta watch. This is interesting. I don't want it. I don't want this anymore. Hold on.

Let him do this. What's he putting in his eye? Why is he injecting this? Just to... To be cool? Yeah. Or is he... Tom Arnold told me an interesting story about him. He's telling you how to do this at home. Yeah, but is he Tom Arnold told me interesting story about him

He's telling you how to do this at home. Yeah, but what's your But why is he doing it? Well, do we know? Is there more of that one? Yeah. Oh He's got that like growth and he wants to and what he wants to I think he's just trying to drain it. Mm-hmm I think he caused that by putting the needle in before. Wish I spoke some Russian. Do you speak any Russian? No, but you know the thing is...

They're hardcore. It's getting better. Oh, bigger needle. Bigger needle. Well, he's gonna... Okay, we're done. He's in real trouble. You think he's okay?

I think he's had an operation. Oh, my good. So Tom Arnold told me he wanted to do that when he was struggling out on cocaine. Really? Yeah. La la la la. Really? Maybe this guy's on cocaine?

Did he have cocaine in Russia? Well, no, because he was so psychotic, he said he was talking to the guys across the mirror and the mirror were telling him That he had to go take that the sclera and cut it off because it was okay And they broke in on him right then took him to treatment really He didn't get this far with it Well, that's a cool video and that's a good one to go out on Dr. Drew wait we didn't talk about Christina's stuff.

What happened? I don't want to talk about that. Oh, she hasn't been through shit. I had Invisalign and I just got them taken off. Dude, you went through a lot. Thank you. Yeah. Wow.

Dude, having those scraped off your fucking teeth, worse than anything. Worse than tits being removed. Way worse. I'm in radiation. I don't know if you're aware. Also, also, okay, and I wear a ret aware. Hold on, hold on, listen to Tom. Wear a retainer every night now. What a torture.

It sucks, but when they scrape it off, they have suction, drills, and you can feel the pain shooting up your nerves. It's horrible. I have radiation in my body right now. I'm being poisoned. I feel like if you haven't been through Invisalign,

you don't really have any place to fucking speak about it. About anything? Not really. Yeah, that's the worst. So we both been through stuff at this point. And I have to get my boobs reconstructed in the new year. That'll be fine. I might have to do another Invisalign in the future.

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