Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Embrace The Chaos w/ Sebastian Maniscalco | YMH Ep. 782

Episode Date: October 23, 2024

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Check them out in season two of Bookie this December. It's Sebastian Menace Caldwell everybody, welcome here. Thank you for having me here, first time here. Thanks for coming, thanks for coming man. We've been friends for a while. For a good while, yeah. And this is the first time actually,

I think I've actually seen you two together. Yeah, a lot of times we will. So we see you separately. That's why the marriage works. That's right. Because we're never together. Finding a time apart. That's right, babe. Well no, this is the first time I've seen you together. That's true the marriage works. That's right. Because we're never together. Finding a time apart. That's right, babe.

That's right. Well, no, this is the first time I've seen you together. That's true. Oh. We haven't really been around each other as this. That's true. No. We were at the Comedy Story, saw you in the Palisades.

Yeah. And uh. Oh, that's right at that little cute village. Yeah, right before you moved out here. Just being regular people. It's always weird to see a comic in the light of day. There's people that I've only ever known in the dark at the store for like 20 years.

And I'm like, whoa dude, you look totally different. You're like, wow man, you have hair? Yeah, it's wild. Yeah, that's crazy. Anyway, Sebastian, I have the best memories of you. The first time I saw you was in Santa Monica at a bar, some show we always did on a weeknight, you know? And you were doing your Ross dress for less.

Wow, that's awesome. And I was like, that's the funniest fucking thing. That's one of those bits that made it in the rounds amongst comics. They're like, have you seen this guy's, this bit? You know, like everyone had like Signature bits that like you discover people on and I remember I think hearing about that bit even before I saw it like So like this is the fucking funniest bit I've ever seen

Thank you and your cadence and your confidence and I was like, I think I actually saw you first at the comedy and Magic Club Is that where we ran into each other? Well, I think I don't even know if I ran into you. I was like down there and and and I think they were like you were you were having your own night and you hadn't quite like ascended to you know, doing huge. But that show was sold out. And I was like, how's the show sold out? Like, how does anyone know how people know who you are yet? I don't think I think it was like pre specials and stuff and they're like all this he's got like people are they were like

discovering you I mean like in the midst of discovering you and Because I would just do like those 15 minute spots there, you know eat salmon I think that's where I first saw you and I was like, oh wow, this guy's got yeah I could see how funny you were. Yeah. Well, thanks. Yeah, it's a funny relationship with comedians because going to the comedy clubs, I never really Spoke or I hung out but I didn't really like it wasn't a hang guy I didn't like hang out till like two o'clock in the morning. You're kind of an introvert too, right? Yeah, I just kind of like doing my comedy and your business and you go. Yeah, especially when I met my wife. I I just Treated it as like I gotta go do a set and I'll come back home and we'll hang out. So yeah

But then I do remember us crossing paths at the Comedy Store. Yeah. I think you brought me up one night. Yeah. And then we did, what was the festival we did together? That's right, and that's actually when you had popped. Because I remember what would happen was, this is pretty funny, I'll try to do this without hurting anyone else's feelings, but this was Oddball.

So Live Nation decided to do their version of a comedy festival the way like Lollapalooza or whatever. And so they booked this tour of all these cities at amphitheaters, right? And this is like end of 2015, I think. I think it's like end of 2015. And all of a sudden, like everyone knew, Sab sabat like they used to do them at like Madonna. Yeah Like so lucky the one-name thing and we and here's the thing though. He wasn't

Closing out most shows. He was like second to last and I remember we were like One of the shows I'm sitting there with Jeff Ross and you go up and the fucking place goes crazy He, oh, they're out here to see you. And we did the Chicago area one, and then we did the fucking Long Island one, the Jones Beach one. Oh, Jones Beach, yeah. It was pandemonium when you went up there. And I was like, oh shit, like everybody was there. I was like, oh, I could see that this was going to be

a fucking crazy show. And I was like, oh, I'm going to be in the show. And he was like, oh, I'm going to be in the show. And I was like, oh, I'm going to be in the show. And he was like, oh, I'm going to be in the show. And I was like, yeah. It was pandemonium when you went up there. I was like, oh shit, everybody was there. I was like, oh, I could see that this is like a magic market, like the New York Italians were all out.

He was like, good night, and they were just like, boop. And you just saw, and we were like, hey, there's like two more people going up. There were like 8,000 people at one time were leaving. We were like, oh shit. 8,000 Italians just got up and left. I think it was John Mulaney actually that went on after me that he was, we were joking about the fact that he's up there and like, just all this cologne left the place. Gone. Yeah. Yeah. It was, I mean, that's the thing is like, you know, the, that spot too. It's like, it's actually like the sweet spot, right? Second to last. I actually had one of the most desire,

like I learned this from doing that tour and I've told other people since if you ever get on one of those, you go, uh, if you can go right before intermission, that's the sweet spot. That is the spot. And the reason is They've seen all the like they're warmed up. They're like we're at a show Right before intermission sun's down. So now it's dark Yeah, and intermission means you can go have dinner So like the show's gonna go on another fucking two out because there's an intermission and then all the acts So I would literally get like this cushion sweet spot and then I'd see everybody I'd be like I'm I'm going into the city

I'm going to go out dinner right now and it was like I tell anybody like if you Can call your shot on this thing right before intermission is the best spot That is we did in South Africa. Yeah And they can be from South Africa doing comedy. We did a million years ago festival there before we had children Durban and Johannesburg they ended up going they yeah, it was the Nando's Nando's chicken Nando's chicken had a tour. Yeah. Yeah, it was it was really fun It was probably one of the best experience and I'll say this Nando's chickens great on the 11th night

You're like, I don't think I want any more chicken. Because they would give it to you free in the green room. Yeah. And that peri-peri sauce by D5, you're like, I'm gonna throw up. You're like, I'm gonna shit blood again. Yeah. Yeah, but that was fun.

That was really fun. That was a good time. And again, that was a thing you learned. It was like, there was all, you know, the Live Nation one was kind of like, I don't know, it was just kind of laid out. Like this is what it is. Like, all right. But then on the South Africa one, I feel like there was kind of like a little more egos involved, like people, I know where you're going and I like posturing, you know what I mean?

For like, I should go here and I don't want to go. And I just was like, you know, happy to, I was like, where, where do we go? It was one of those things. And, um, was Ian, you know, happy. I was like, where do we go? I mean, it was one of those things. And was Ian Bagg hosted, right? Didn't he host? Yeah, Baggles. Fuck man, did he host or he did his spot? No, he did his spot.

He did like one of the early spots before intermission. And he murdered. Oh, hey dude. So funny. He would destroy. And yeah, but that was another thing where I would watch other people kind of be like, I should, I think I should go here. And I was like, okay, do whatever you

want. And then there was one who had the ego. We'll just say this person shall remain nameless. However, they felt, cause at the time they were a hot ticket in the States, but they demanded breathing going out over here to close out this festival. And by the way, you've got heavy hitters on the show, right? Bagels, Tom Segura. It's great. It's a good lineup. And you got some, some big hitters in South Africa. You know what I mean? You forget that you're discovering them, but they're there. They're known. So you go like, you fucking show up to another country,

like, yeah, I know what I'm doing. They're like, yeah, so is this fucking guy. He's from here. So just so you know. And he knows the local jokes and the culture, and he knows that's everything. Wait, you tell it though, because you're gonna tell the story.

I'm sweating thinking about it. No, I think we should stop. I think we should stop. Okay, okay. Oh, that was getting interesting. He fucking, let's just say this person demanded it and it was very well known and it was an item to my contract and we were all like, all right, bro, like go ahead, knock it out. And let's just say he ate some fucking African cocks.

Like fucking AIDS dicks. It was wild. It was, he got booed. Very black and big. They were big black. Yeah, he got booed, he got booed. And I remember that, learning that lesson from that night of like,

don't let your ego get into it. If you're in a different part of the world and this guy's the number one star, you're not the star here. It's all relative. In certain markets, you're not the star here. It's all relative. In certain markets, you're not the star. If I was in Atlantic City with you, I'd be like, ah, I think Sebastian should close the show.

For sure, I will host. No, you can't get all... Just without saying any names, is the comedian still... He died? I think. No, no, he... Without saying any names is the comedian he died he died We'll tell you the name off and I think the answer is yes Get ready to fucking cut that thing up. Oh no. Do you have? It's fine. It's fine.

So has this, this show's been on how long? Since 2010. 2010. So you got 14 years, right? Yeah. Is there an archival, like edit, like the stuff that you edited out somewhere on a drive? Yeah. And like when you pass away, this comes out?

Well. And like when you pass away, this comes out. Well, it's a great way for one last viral clip. Put it in our will. The day we croak. That's a great idea. They say first impressions are important, but what about lasting impressions? That's where BlueChu comes in. BlueChu helps boost your confidence in the bedroom so you can stay hard and perform at your best. BlueChu is an online service that delivers the same active ingredients as Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra,

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Pete Pete more than I and then we'll have to go Cut it out. Yeah, and this there's all this cutout stuff. Yeah, which I think is really funny It's all the things that everybody would love to hear Yeah, right and then it's like really we can't air this because someone's gonna get bent out of shape or whatever Yeah, we have we have a archival folder. Well, it's like, you know, we all do this but like when we sit around Like I just had a couple lunches with comics who the best is when they just you goes good to see you and they just Rant and talk shit and you're like god. I wish I could release this

It's like this it's what everybody would do that when you go Yeah, you can't say it but man if, if somebody just was like, fuck it, and released one of those, it would be unbelievable. Well, I think in the comedy community, from what I've seen from afar, if you didn't know anything about comedians, right? You would think everybody's like supportive of every other comedian.

Like there's this big camaraderie, and everybody's just hoping everybody else does great. I don't think that's the case, is it? No, it's not. At least- No way. It's not. It seems like it's on the surface. I think there's camaraderie amongst certain people

and certain groups of friends. If you're friends with them. If you're actually close, and you celebrate your friends' victories, and you're like, oh, that's, you know what I mean? There's also this thing where you have to be friends, but if you're like, oh that's you know, I mean like there's or that there's also this thing We're like, you know, you have to be friends. But if you're like, you know, he's a good guy and you hear good news You're like good for that guy. He's a good guy. I like that guy I will say hard work always trumps even the shittiest personality in our business like yeah, but they totally they've been grinding at it

So hard 22 years. I think the time comedians get real nasty is when you're like, that fucking, what? That just happened? Like you didn't even do your time. Like we're very like prisoners. We're like, if you haven't fucking done the time, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true. That is true.

You got to be in the trenches for a certain amount of time. So what is the certain amount of time? What do you, what do you deem as like? For what? For what achievement? Yeah, what level of success? Because everybody has like. Well, okay, for a comedian to be making a very nice living doing standup,

and let's say if that's at the theater level. Oh wow. Over 10. You gotta be over 10. At least. I would say 15 to 17. At theaters, if you're doing it at 10, you had some break that like. That's true, you had some. Popscotch to it. But if you're over, let's say you're just 12 years in

and somebody goes, hey, this person is doing well, people go, okay, they've put some time into this. Yeah, there is a big thing for that. But then the people who pop later in life, like the ones who are like, they're 50 or something and they've been at then everyone really, you can tell they really cheer for it. It's just this thing where it's like understood that person has been grinding away at this and they're finally getting their moment. I feel like most comics just go I approve. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

No, I think you're around that time, I guess 12 13 years. I mean I mean there is exceptions to that rule Obviously the one that comes to mind for me is eddie murphy was like whatever 20 21. That's prodigy like a unicorn Unicorn thing which you could kind of understand Why he skipped the line? Uh, because he was just so super talented. But yeah, I mean, knocking around. Then there's like the other thing, like, because that's like purely stand up based, but then there's there's if your talent shines in another space and you get something because of

that, I think most people go, you know, if the talent, like if they see that the talent is easily read like when Tiffany Haddish popped When she was on that movie that the road trip girls girls trip or whatever You watch the trailer and you're like her man. She's a she's a she's a comedy star So no one's gonna be like I can't believe you're getting shit you watch that and you're like, yeah, she's clearly I can't believe you're getting shit. You watch that and you're like, yeah, she's clearly super talented in this. I think people, and I don't have any reference for how long she was in it then,

but I just go like, you see that she's good at this thing. So you kind of celebrate that too, I think. I do, I think so. However, I'm gonna throw another curve ball at you. Burt's fat, is that what you're gonna say? Huge. Yeah. Um.

And he drinks a lot. By the way, I just saw something on Instagram with him and his wife. He's bloating, right. And he's doing the thing and is, is there any, and I don't know what's going on on Burt's team or whatnot, but like, when he's got like his, whatever,

assistant or producers there and they got a look at his ass or balls hanging out is there like a human resources As these guys they've been on that side of it guys, what's the thought on that? You just accept it no HR no H. Yeah, he has a lot of women on his team too. Yeah I know that's gotta be cool for them. Yeah It is funny that you brought this up. So one time we were we were all hanging out This is like maybe a the last tour or something and it was like his guys

His team and me and then he was like, yeah, you know I just I get naked in front of people on the bus and, yeah, you know, I just, uh, I get naked in front of people on the bus and I go, you know, you really shouldn't do that. He's like, why? And I go, because people like they work for you. They don't necessarily want to see you naked. And he goes, what? And he turns and like his whole team is there.

He goes, what's up with this? And they were like, yeah, we would appreciate it if you change behind. He was like, what the fuck? He's like, yeah, we would appreciate it if you change behind clothes He's like you're just saying this now I go well you never thought of this that someone doesn't want to see you change And he was like, all right, I'll start changing with the door closed I go that's a fucking normal thing to do because he was just changing in front of people. Yeah. Yeah, he's very very comfortable I mean, he is I'll say this I I do admire I do admire that as somebody who's So self-loathing and God this looks like shit and I fuck if it I see him as a free Bird yeah in that regard and he's just like not only that he's like I look great

Like like he's like I look great and I'm like, okay fucking that's that's a cool narrative He's like, I look great. And I'm like, okay, that's a cool narrative in your head. But I think I took your, sorry, I took your curveball away. We're talking about celebrating. Yeah, what was I doing, curveball? Okay, do you think that there is, with all this stuff going on on the internet and podcasting, this, that, and the other thing,

that comedians that are coming up now are spending the amount of time in the comedy clubs owning their act as maybe generations before them or Are people just worried about pumping out videos and podcasts and what it's a really insightful question My thought on it is it's a different path So we also can't think in terms of just how we So we also can't think in terms of just how we did it

because what's available today was not available to us. So I think it's probably a combination of no, like to a degree no, they're not doing just what we did, but they're also like hyper aware that these viral clips can change your change your ticket sales change your career. Yeah. But I think you're right. And I don't think the club support feature acts as much anymore. That's 100%.

That's what it sounds like to me is that kids can't get you can't be a feature. There's no featuring because you bring who you want to bring to everybody. Yeah. Mostly the headliners bring or they'll give the kid from like TikTok who's got millions of followers who can sell out that show or whatever, may not be the best act live, but can move tickets,

which I totally understand from a club's perspective, right? But yeah, I just don't think they're spending time, they don't have the time to hone the way we did. You know, you would get those weeks from fucking Stroop and you're like so stoked, you're like, oh, I'm gonna work fucking 40 weeks and like Toledo Des Moines, Iowa, whatever these funny bones and also clubs have also changed their weeks I didn't realize that until recently where a lot of clubs now have changed from being the

Wednesday Thursday, so they're like they're like Friday, Saturday. Really? Yeah, there's a lot of clubs doing Friday, Saturday shows. And maybe they'll do some other, but I'm saying like the offer to the comic. Like we used to be like, they'll be like, you'll come here Wednesday, Thursday morning you'll do press, you do Friday, Saturday.

They're like, oh, like I talked to my friends who are like, they just started working Funny Bones and stuff and they're like, yeah, my offers are Friday Saturday That's it great So they're condensing the week too. Well, what are they doing the rest of the week? I don't know local people. Yeah, maybe they're doing figuring out something to do in the in the quiz nights

Bingo shit, I don't know. I think they might be running it out for other thing I think any couple like church on Sundays is some of them look I kind of understand this too when you especially like when you're when you're not like cleaning out places but like when you start when your shit is starting to sell and Like they go a for the week for the for Wednesday through Sunday You know you sold For Wednesday through Sunday, you sold 600 tickets here.

It's like, dude, can we do less shows then? You know what I mean? Not pay the staff and the lights. Yeah, I mean, as the act, you're just like, great, why don't we try to get like 400 of them to come Friday, Saturday? That's pretty good. Yeah, so much smart. Two nights or whatever, you know?

I don't know. That old model, I think, did need some tweaking tweaking. Yeah for sure So I do want to ask you a couple things Yeah, that I'm here and I have to look and I I would assume this is planned Yeah, you do a really great job on keeping your kids off social media Yeah, and is that something that you guys? Deliberate, for sure.

So, because I've never, well, I've seen your kids in person at the Palisades, but I go on your Instagram, I go, wow, their kids are completely ghost. Is that something that you decided before you even had them? Here's the thing, yes. I realized early on, I think that I was like, you know this lane of stand-up We're in is also like cuz there's lanes within

Comedy, you know, I mean we're like there's Clean acts there's family acts. There's you know, there's there's just like different stuff and I realize like we embrace chaos and I realized like we embrace chaos on this podcast. The road to getting engaged can be long and full of memories or it can be short and thrilling or somewhere in between. But the road to finding the perfect engagement ring is a straightforward path every time.

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Funkle? Well, with the no, I say so yeah this funcle func. Well the good with the bathtub. I mean It fuels this whole thing of like Of like there's weird shit out there and we're we are finding out what's weird and then the comments are a mix of very Funny, like there's very funny comments There's crazy shit and it just gave me a peek into this side of humanity where I was like this is chaotic and and you know it's not it's not uh uh fucking main street where you go like everything's great here yeah so I was like I don't want to I don't

think I should be like here's my kids to that I thought that before even having kids and they don't see us on YouTube they don don't see anything really. That's great so so so you're saying that there's like an underbelly of society here that you're That you're tapping into I believe so I would prefer to say highlighting showcasing the marginalized communities That's all the internet. Yeah people that you don't get a voice Sebastian. That's how we see it On the internet. Yeah. People that you don't get a voice, Sebastian, that's how we see it.

So. These gentlemen. So, and again, fascinating how this all, is this something that just developed organically? Or did you guys go, we're gonna, No. We're gonna do this. No, it's, it's.

Sebastian, it's our shared sensibility. I will say, we both laughed at the worst part of Grizzly Man, that documentary, I don't know if you remember it, about Timothy Treadwell, this maniac that would go live on a bear reservation thinking that he was protecting bears. You saw that doc? I didn't see that. It's all the shit.

It's unbelievable. This is one of the first states. Werner Herzog. Yeah, Werner Herzog. Tom, this is 2005, we're on a date, we go see Grizzly Man. And then we're in the theater, and Werner Herzog is a legendary filmmaker And he's making a very compassionate movie about this lost soul

Timothy troubles a lost soul who goes to the to Alaska and and lives with bears and documents it and Then during the documentary at one point they find a pilot who had taken him from where civilization is to drop him off where bears are, something that nobody does. So he goes, yeah, you know, this guy comes up to me and he's asking me to drop him in bear country. I thought he was retarded, you know? And we laughed so hard in the theater. Crying laughing in the theater. And you could see people being like, this isn't funny. And that's when we felt like, oh, there's a real bond here. And that is the start of our shared sense of everything chaotic and weird.

our shared sense of everything chaotic and weird. And then I'll say about no fucker. Nothing. We really enjoy these things in private life. And then we decided to start talking about it on a podcast. That's true. Yeah. And I love that we love. I don't know.

It's like, it's what I find funny in things like, you know, like little moments, like on the fun uncle, on the funcle clip, this little beat at the end, I could study for fucking six days, I could watch the clip over and over, because there's so many like micro movements, micro emotions in it, and that's what like, what always makes me laugh about these clips is like the nuance of it, you know? Yeah, yeah.

It really gets me. Which is interesting with you, Sebastian, because I feel like you're an upholder of the opposite of it, you know? Yeah, yeah. It really gets me. Which is interesting with you, Sebastian, because I feel like you're an upholder of the opposite of like, what the fuck is wrong with everybody? Why can't people just fucking be normal? Yeah, so yeah, that's kind of where my mindset is. Be normal. Yeah. You're kind of in your hell garden right now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm coming from like the manners, like what, does anybody have like manners or like, are we all kind of just, is society falling apart at the seams? Yeah. So my, it's a disdain and disgust for behavior that seems to be.

It's a great lane too. It really great lane to really is a great lane. I know I identify with it to a great degree I oddly enough in stand-up. I I've always adhered to like towing that line as well like I've always Called out like are you seeing this? Yeah, you know, like are you seeing this fucking nonsense? But I feel like now it's definitely been branded. It's like it's a Sebastian Brand is is essentially like what the fuck's going on here. Yeah You know, I mean like it's a great comedic lane. Yeah. Did you grow up proper? I will say proper I just grew up with like

Very like you're not wearing that we're going here. It's old school values. Yeah, right It's like it's traditional values traditional values and you say you know, we're talking about drugs and whatnot My family didn't do any pot or Yeah, hallucinogenics growing up. It was my dad was a hairstylist. My mother was a secretary and there was like did your father I was I never asked you this did he himself Immigrate or did his parents and he did as a child or as an adult at 15. He came here Oh, so like he was you know, I spent 15 years in Sicily and growing up that way brought some of those You know techniques here to the United States to teach his kids.

And my mother very sweet and nice. So we all have immigrant parents. There is a shared experience in that and having immigrant parents. I think so. I mean, I think they bring a whole different set of rules that maybe you don't see in other parents that were maybe raised here. My mom is big big time with like

You have to be kidding that you're wearing that or you know for sure Big-time like are you out of your mind? is like it's like a Consistent theme for sure. Well, you could do two things you could adhere to that right yeah or you could rebel against it totally Did you listen? Yeah, or were you going I'm gonna go and do my own I'm wearing my own Yeah, you rebelled big time you rebelled But then now as an adult I go to like the courthouse and you're like who the fuck is wearing flip-flops and shorts to court

Are you out of your mind? And now on airplanes, pajama bottoms, house slippers in the airport. Like now I'm becoming my parents with that stuff. Yeah. I mean, total Euro. I think what I did was I learned exactly what to do and I'm like, I understand it completely. And then I know how to specifically upset my mother which for 45 years has given me a thrill you know what I mean? So I love to like I know not to belch at the table but I do it because I know how much is going to upset her you know things like that like yeah all right I just described to her my series that I'm shooting uh next month and like the stories in it. It's like all these

like you know like old Twilight Zone stories and each one of them she was like she goes I will never leave my house if you make this. You have to use a different name. I go different name. She's like people can't know this is you. She's like you are just you. Why don't you just make pornography. You know I just know that it'll upset her. But I love upsetting her. I don't know, it's just like a trigger for me. He hates his mom. It's okay, we all do, if you're a comic.

No, I think you mean everyone hates my mom. Oh, yeah, specifically your mom, yeah. All right. So is your, wait, is your mom immigrant or she was? No, no, she was born here. My father was born in Sicily, and they met in Chicago. And yeah, they've been really supportive of what I do. No, I've seen.

It's actually a very endearing thing, the element of not know. I don't think I've ever met. I'm trying to think if I've been somewhere and your dad's been there too, maybe briefly or something, but the idea of how much you bring them into things, it's very endearing. Yeah, they're involved, they're there. Your sister too, I wanna say I've seen her

in a bunch of things. Sister, yeah, I mean, sister's got three kids, so it's hard for her to go see shows, but she'll be in Chicago with me with her family. It's nice to have the family especially the kids Now kind of getting to know what I do coming to the shows It's just it's just such a different upbringing than I had. Yeah, and Like we were just at the Madison Square Garden

They're running around the garden up up top in the in the balcony, right? No, I'm sitting there looking at that going I was I was in my yard Digging holes playing worms, you know, that was like my realize they're gonna tell those stories too. Yeah. Yeah, it's it's really it's really cool to kind of have them witness it and them sharing all the The excitement of it all so yeah, it's been really, really good for us because as you well know, you go on the road, right? You got kids at home. Before you know it, they're 18, 19, 20 years old, so I'm very, very conscious now of like,

I don't wanna miss a lot, you know? I don't wanna be in Montana while my Daughters at a gymnastic meet. Yeah, so but before you know it, you know, you keep telling yourself You're gonna slow down because I don't know how you guys operate This is shit I say to you all the time Literally, I'm like it just yeah, so we how do you deal with it? You're gonna die, you're gonna die. You're just gonna die. They're gonna grow up.

They're gonna grow up and then I don't. Then what? It's, geez. You're a famous big fucking deal. Nobody remembers you in five years anyway. Do you remember Don Rickles? Anybody in the booth? Phyllis Stiller, any of those names?

No? Rodney Dangerfield? None, okay. Go ahead. You were saying? Sorry? Philistiller, any of those names? No, Rodney Dangerfield? None, okay. Go ahead. You were saying? Sorry I didn't mean to touch on such a sensitive topic. No, it's fine.

No, but listen. Because I go, okay, this is very fleeting, this business, right? Totally. I look at it very negatively. I'm not Mr. Positivity when it comes to like, it's always gonna be there, da da da da da. I look at it like next year, it's it, it's over.

Another guy's gonna come in or whatever. So I look at it as like, let me get it now, right, before it's over. But then you keep saying that every year, and next thing you know, the kids are 21, you're like, what the fuck was I doing? So, what I have done is, I'm like, you know what, let me pull back here a little bit,

because what are we gonna, I don't gotta have, I don't gotta do everything, right? It's up to me, I just like doing stand-up. But sometimes you get pressured and go, you got a podcast? No, you gotta get a podcast. And I was, all right, we gotta go get a podcast. You need to do a TV show, broader audience,

this and that, the other thing. So I find myself sometimes doing things, not necessarily out of the love of doing it, but to feed the animal, to feed the stand up. So at the end of the day, it's like, how much stuff you're gonna do? It's the exact conversation. Exactly the same.

And then you go, you know what I wanna do? I wanna quit things. Like, you just wanna quit, you just wanna go, I wanna stop doing that and just do this. And then you have to decide how you're gonna manage gonna manage that you got it, but you have to say no the things Yeah, that's a hard thing to learn. So you two for you is your passion The stand-up is it this I have a lot of fun doing this. There's nothing more fun than stand-up I think we both feel like standing is the absolute best. It's the most world

Traveling to do it, however, is the worst vile part of it. And I unfortunately can't really do it. I mean, I'm almost 50 now and my body can't handle it. I'm over it and I got two kids. So it's my absolute favorite. So this is the second favorite. I learned to pare down the tour.

Like I did the last tour and I learned that that's an insane, non-sustainable, and also not fun, non-beneficial way of doing it. This weekend, I go out, I do three shows, I come right home, I'm home for a few weeks. The next time I go out, it's two shows. That makes it so that also that when, first of all, I'm enjoying life at home,

spending more time with my family, but also the actual standup becomes more fun. It doesn't become like, I gotta do fucking nine shows this week, and then I gotta do it again. And that's not fun. I don't enjoy that. I wish we could do standup at like 3 p.m.

Yeah, that is funny. Why can't we do that? That's our age showing the most because she'll be like, got great news. I go, what? She goes, I just booked a 5 p.m. show in like fucking Tampa. Yeah, why not? Good.

Why not? Sunday at five. Yeah. That's what, what's his name's doing? Burgotsy. Yes. Great. He does like mac nays. Yeah, he does daytime shows.

I know. 5 p.m This yeah, it's doing this show during the daylight, which is which is I'm like you could do that I just thought I thought I thought comedy was directly associated with nighttime Not it's the best lead it is the and also I Don't know. I am NOT built long-term. I have a few but doing doubles I'm like, I don't want to do double the doubles are done doubles or doubles are done. That's a nightmare that

Kills you. Yeah It definitely kills you do you guys when you're doing stand-up for multiple shows? Multiple runs if you have to do five in a week or what have you is the act the same from? Five in a week or what have you is the act the same from? Soup to nuts as far as the orders concerned. Do you ever get to a bit and go? Oh god, I gotta Where's I gotta do this again dude in this current hour in the let's say I've been touring it for Nine months or something. I've had this is I think this is the only time it's been this dramatic. I've had the last, the closing 15 become the opening 15, become the middle 15, become the third quarter 15.

I've shifted it that many times, some out of boredom, some out of excitement, and then some out of like, oh, I think I'm figuring out what to do. And it's the only thing that ever cures that, uh, is either a new order or a new bit. Yeah. What do you do? Do you do the same? Uh, I, I, I switch it up.

Just the order, like he's saying, just like, let's try this in the beginning, because there's some bits that I, that are my favorites that are in the middle. And I feel after I get to those, I feel like it's like a let down. It's like, huh. Yeah, this is not going to be as funny as what I just said. Ultimately, I feel like an hour, you want an hour to go like this, like this, like this, like like this and then like that Like I think you want it to end like that and sometimes you go like this and then you end Straight like it's still good, but you're like no it doesn't have this Yeah, it doesn't have you need you feel like you need that. Yeah, cuz that's what everyone's last thought is

What did he do at the end? Yeah, also though? I feel like you got to come out in the beginning and like, you know hit him in the mouth Yeah, cuz they're just sitting there going. All right. What do you got to come out in the beginning and like you know hit him in the mouth Yeah, because they're just sitting there going all right. What do you got now? So you got to come out there and kind of blast them with some some juice right up big shot at the garden Yeah, how about this guy you ever seen something like this? What is rub the fat out of his I think he's got like a tumor in his face. That's not how you do it. That's cancer.

You can't rub cancer. You can rub it out if you do it hard enough. It's a lot of pain. That looks like it hurts so fucking bad. Look at his whole body. You got to give it to them though. They really don't fuck around. In Asia they just they're like just deal with it dude.

Stop the crying. This is like Kyrgyzstan. So here's an example of, so this video, did you see the video? I feel like I've seen this one, yeah. This is on your feed? Yeah, my algorithm. My feed don't look like that. So here's the thing, yours is probably just like,

oh, here's a car, right? Or like, this is the beat. What are what do you look six places to go see in Italy while you're on vacation? I'm not getting Asian rub-outs What's he do? I don't even understand. I don't like that. OK, so give me like the behind the scenes on this. So you post it. Have you ever posted a video like this? Sure. Right.

And the people in the video see it on your show. That's a call and text or whatever and say... Sometimes they go, thanks for highlighting me or like, I would like to come on now. Can you please book me? And sometimes they go, you didn't ask for permission. You get every type of answer. And you're not phased by any of it coming in and nothing. It doesn't even... It's been so long. No, it's 14 years.

We've been telling this for so long. We know what we're doing. No. If I could just comment. Sure. Which I've never seen this before. This is kind of like a little behind the scenes info for your fans and I don't know if anybody's ever

brought it up. But prior to coming in here, I used your restroom. And I don't know whose idea was this, but there is dental floss in there, Q-tips, chapsticks, eye drops. And something that I actually brought in here, I had a take. Never seen this before. And I'm really in here. I had a take, which I've never seen this before. And I'm really into hospitality, and I'm really into little touches.

Yeah. Got your own mint. Yeah, isn't that? This is beautiful. You like that? Yeah, I saw that, and the first thing I said is, wow, they're doing well. And then I tried one just to see what the quality was.

And I gotta tell you, it's delicious. Wow. You know where you go and get this. Yeah. Who started, there was a meeting. Someone had to have a meeting. Someone had, yeah. And someone said, we should have our own mints

Who decided this that's a great question It was straight from the top it was Ryan Ryan's like he's been sweet chapstick. Yeah, Ryan gets it Yeah, but this is but do you see how special it was for you? We wanted you Sebastian Maniscalco who flew all the way from LA mm-hmm to Austin to feel special well I do I hope you do I do I mean, it's really nice what you got set up here. You got the mural out there you got Got our own mints. It's your mints. You got this which I keep seeing at every point We have a podcast and liquid death hasn't contacted us at all This really I want to show you this one right before we show your special thing.

I remember seeing this one that I really enjoyed too. You gonna shoot me? This guy's doing finger guns. Are you actually gonna shoot me? Yeah, but you gonna shoot me? He was doing trigger fingers like he's a gangster. Have I got a gun but why are you touching my don't fucking come here don't come here you dickhead

listen I'm not a bully right but I'm like three times the size of you yeah but don't fucking touch my car hit my car don't do that okay hold on so this guy what appears is the guys in his car and this guy's being an asshole for whatever reason the guy outside of the car Don't do that because this cause what now he's like sitting on his car Touching his car man. Don't do that Don't don't do that Okay, I'm gonna do this

I'm gonna do this Okay, I've taken a picture I'm gonna take your glasses now Oh and now These are your glasses now. Oh That's the look of defeated, you know To get new fuck. Oh, yeah, I mean and that guy's also processing I definitely those are not redeemable like those are completely crushed and also I did this like Nothing this was totally avoidable. I would have glasses right now if I hadn't fucked with this guy

It's just a good don't don't start shit listen and mccrox. He points it out too. He's like, it's McCrocks. All right, are you ready? This is the best part for me of the show. Be clear for her. I love this. I curate TikToks. This is for my algorithm. Like I said earlier, I like to highlight

people that don't have a voice or the marginalized communities. So what, by the way, is there, what's like the darkness of a Sebastian? You know what I mean like what what What is it? There's got to be something in there that is like somewhat Dark right like our feed

Shows us our own darkness. I Mean I like watching People fight in Yeah, really that's so this is good for you some of my yes, so like I was hoping that this guy Would have went into a rage. Yeah, and you would have seen like a croc fly off the camera Yeah, yeah and beat the shit out of that Okay, so I guess okay. I like I like that when it comes to like enter entertainment like how it all goes down

I don't know if that's dark. It's just know there's the other you like fighting and aggression I'm not aggressive at all But I do like when other people kinda go toe to toe. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, who doesn't? Okay, buckle up. Here's Christina's curations. I thought this one's for you, Tom.

All the cupping, look at all the cupping. Also the breathing, he's already in pain right now. I like when they really hammer when they really hammer him. The mallet. Yeah, when the mallet comes dropping. Is that, are you guys into all this, do you do cupping and ice? Are you in an ice bath?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah? Yeah. And like, give me the vibe. Like when you go in. Sucks. Yeah, and then you come out. Feel great.

Yeah, I get it. But like, generally speaking throughout the day, if you didn't do the ice, would you go, fuck, I'm off, bro, I didn't do my ice today. Actually, kind of. I wouldn't say it's so dramatic where it's like black and white. But like, I remember when I came in here

Like if I don't know was it last week? Yeah, and I came right from it these guys were like damn you're in a good mood And I was like straight out of the bath, baby Like I was I was just firing on all cylinders. I was feeling good about it Yeah, and then he brags about it He likes he has to tell me that he did the bath Why because I know that she can't do you tell you did the bath and how long you you did it for well, it's always the same as he would have me time him sometimes Yeah, she doesn't really do that either. She's like she'll be like it's cold outside. I'm like, I'm you're not even getting in the water

What's the temp right now? It's at 45 45, but I don't know. I've gone down to 40 and I've gone up to 50. I Don't know. I think right in the middle works for me. 45 is good. It's good. Have you tried it? You gonna do it? I got one.

I've been there for a year. I was diligent with it for a little bit, but then. Did you like the how you felt after? I did. There is a sense of euphoria when you get out of it. There is. I was doing it more for like, does it heal inflammation? Oh, interesting.

So from what I understand, and I don't do- It helps with it. I don't do a lot of research. You guys do a lot of research on stuff? No, don't. Somebody just says something once and go, that's probably true. Yeah.

Yeah. I just do what Joe Rogan tells me to. Yeah, you hear that Joe and you're like, all right. Time to get a- Dr. Huberman, got it. Yeah, exactly. Thanks. So we just got word that Tanner is the one who deserves credit for the custom mints.

Tanner Banana. This is blowing my mind. They're good for you. Yeah. Solid move. My phone's been blowing up since I said it was Ryan. They're like, no, it was Tanner. Don't fucking take that from him.

Please take that credit away from Ryan and give it to Tanner. This is how I travel as a COVID conscious person. First, I use COVAXEL nasal spray before going to the airport and I mask in the Uber of course and I always mask in the airport. When I get on the plane, I wipe down as much as I can with Clorox wipes

and I use my Pure Enrichment air purifier for the plane. I wait a little bit to eat after everyone else gets their snacks and I plan to do as much of my activities outside as possible. When I get plane. I wait a little bit to eat after everyone else gets their snacks and I plan to do as much of my activities outside as possible. When I get home, I wear a mask and test a few days in a row and that is that. First of all, nothing, if you did a version of this video,

I don't think anything could ever perform better. There's nothing would ever get more views than if you did a direct duplication of this video. Oh wow, I mean, do people do this? It's fascinating what people are doing online. Are they doing this to actually be helpful? Are they doing this to be quote unquote famous? What is the, like if I had a routine like this,

you would never know about it, right? I would never go and share it with anybody, right? The mindset here, is it, I mean, I think part of that is you get your attention in other ways, you have a talent and you get to do it, and like you get your fill from that. Somebody else, like this person, doesn't have that outlet. There's no, so it's like this is how they, That's the way it's's like this is how they.

That's the way it's supposed to be. Of course. The talent, you get the talent. But when you don't have it, you don't get to get it. Yeah. You don't say it. But now you're like, but she's like, yeah, but I want it. So I'll do this.

I'll do this montage of how I travel as a COVID conscious person. With the N95. I like that I get home and I test several times for a few days. And her nose was so red. Like an idiot. Yeah.

I hate it so much. You know what she's looking for here is somebody to go, thanks for doing that. Thanks for the tutorial on how to live this way. I wear a mask so you wear a mask. I'm protecting you. Why aren't you protecting me? I saw this old broad say that to this guy in Brentwood when I was like during the COVID heyday, she came on,

she had like fucking, like she was a welder, like a fucking mask around, wrapped around the head and this guy was like walking up, she goes, I'm protecting you Why aren't you protecting me? He's like I'm fucking outside. I'm about to walk in bitch Hysteria So I'm sure there's some and the fair thing to do is just

Sometimes you do when it's done washing. Basically when a dog eats a snake, it's like cooking a burrito on a fork. on the floor But you just gotta make you just gotta make sure Wash it off the roof and you put it in your laundry basket. That's the end of the video So now I'm Understanding why the kids are not on any of your social media, right? I Would be even afraid to put this thing up This guy's out there he's out there. Yeah, you know, you don't really see The tats on on the freckled people that much That's one of the things that I stood out to me is how many freckles he has and then you go You don't really see somebody really tatted up who's got a lot of prevalent freckles

This is so true Tom and you know what we found too is there's a direct correlation Sebastian between Facial tattoos and crystal meth use really To getting facial although I'm sensing some fentanyl here. I don't think it's just meth. Oh, interesting. Because he's a little too... Like most meth people would be like, you gotta fucking throw it in the laundry.

That's just... And to answer your question, like, are we afraid we'll put this up, the guy might... They don't live long enough to come after you All these guys on the walls They're not really around anymore except for that fat red-haired one. Oh my god. What he's around. He's around That's it. Everyone else is around. Oh Tommy John's it he's around too. Oh, yeah Oh Tommy John's it. He's around too. Oh yeah RPC.

To describe Jesus's horse, he's extremely tall very well muscled. This horse's personality is often very serious Which is a foil to Jesus's personality, which is often laughing. Not always. Jesus knows when to be serious when to carry out missions and when when to work, essentially. But Jesus is often really loving life, joyful. And His horse is pretty much always serious. And a few weeks ago, I got to visit with both of them, and Jesus was with His horse, and I got to ride with Jesus on this horse in the Spirit. These are experiences I'm having spiritually. I don't know what's going on. And I saw the horse turn around. Okay. So I think we get it.

Well, have you ever thought about the qualities of Jesus' horse? What the personality might be? Serious? It doesn't make it, isn't it kind of interesting that you go like, oh yeah, all these people are out there. Like the face tag guy, Jesus' horse, lady, like they're all out there. This is all in our, this person, this lady could be next to you at Starbucks. Yeah, yeah, no, they're out there, they're living and you are showcasing them, all right. Behind me is the royal procession. King Richard himself and his queen are walking by yes every so often they walk through the Fair grounds just to greet the the populace, you know, and of course, I mean this is just a rest on fairies

Are real King but we still pay deference to we Since we are getting into character for a medieval rest on sphere. We do I think I've seen him in the belly room this guy The ding-dong I think I've seen him in the belly room this guy. Is this a... What is it? What, I'm gonna throw up. It's the... The ding dong show. The ding dong. Ding dong show, yeah. Do you realize too, like I was talking to Kirk Fox about this, like how on a lot of nights

you're at the comedy store and you're standing in the hallway and you know, you see, maybe you see like somebody you know or a fan walks by so and then you see some of the other comics and you're like, oh this is a fucking mental asylum. Like, there's so many lunatics in this. Like this guy would fit right in if he was like, oh I'm doing a spot.

You'd be like, oh yeah, sure. I was fucking the king's lair today. You'd think that he's like, he'd fit right into our world. I know, that's why I love him. You're like, this is a peer of mine. Yeah, what do you think? Yeah, no, well it's like we go to work, right, and these are our world. I know, that's why I love him. You're like, this is a peer of mine. Yeah. What do you think?

Yeah, no, well it's like we go to work, right? And these are our coworkers. Yeah, totally. Totally. Hold on, Sebastian, have you come across the Disney adult phenomenon? Oh, where adult people go to Disneyland? Yeah.

Do you not have 15 minutes on this? Because it feels like you should. I know. Well, they make the shirts. Fucking rope droppers. Rope droppers? What is it? Rope what?

Rope droppers? What's a rope dropper? A rope dropper is somebody, because what's the other one? A park closer. So a rope dropper is the person who waits until they open the park. In other words, so they're there at like 5 in the morning. And they're like just waiting until they go now

It's open and then the park closer is the person who goes until they're like you got to get the fuck out of here It's midnight. You got to go home. Yeah, there's There's you know, both sides both sides is is the same person could they be too usually not Crips in the blood, you know? They're totally different. It identifies you as a morning person or an evening person, basically. What are you?

Are you a park closer or a rope dropper? If I had to choose, I'd be a park closer. Wow. But as a dad? As a dad, we come at 10. Yeah. Yeah. But as a dad, as a dad, it's kind of we come at 10. Yeah. Yeah. And we leave at 1050. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

You went to this. I don't know if you guys good. Yeah. The crazy thing was last time we went, we took the like, all right, we make this big trip, go to Disneyland, literally there like at 10, you know, walking around, pay for the extra privilege of things and then first thing we get on, and then my kid's like, can we go? I'm like, can we go?

He's like, yeah, I go, we fucking flew out here to do this. He's like, all right. Just couldn't be less fucking amused by any of them. Well, listen, I remember going to Epcot Center. They took me to Epcot when I was 10 and they were so excited. My parents like, Hey, we're going to Italy and then we're going to Spain. This and that and the other thing. I'm like, let's get the fuck out of here.

Yeah. Boring. You didn't want to be there. Yeah. It's my dream. It was my dream, not Ellis. Exactly. Now I'm gonna ask you this.

This is a Renaissance Fair. Would you rather be a Renaissance Fair adult like this gentleman or a Disney adult? I never liked the Renaissance Fair. Disgusting. Never liked it. I'm with you. Just a weird vibe. I'd rather have a year past to Disney than go to fucking a Renaissance Fair for an afternoon. For sure, there's pavement at Disneyland,

you're just walking on filthy dirt. I don't know how they go to the bathroom here. Also, the fact that everybody who's really into this is so into the role play aspect. So into it. Like you meet these psychos who are like really into characters at Disney, but there's also just people like,

oh, this is a fun environment. But these guys are seriously like, m'lady, do you have the right instrument to open this door? They're too involved. They're too psychotic. It makes me nervous. I'm like, did you get your turkey leg? They like to eat the big leg. It's too goofy. It's like, too fucking...

What's this now? What is it? What was that? I don't know. Ask her. It's just a cool video. I don't know. It's a guy on TikTok. Yeah, but where is he? He's got VHS tapes and he's got a Tigger the Tiger. He's got some dolls and poor lighting and poor framing. He's perfect for the show. Thank you, Christina. That one was seriously disturbing. And poor lighting and poor framing he's perfect for the show Thank you Christina that was seriously disturbing in America. You can catch Sebastian on the It Ain't Right Tour now.

Check him out. Oh, it's season two of Bookie this December. Did you like that song? See this is, we grew up, we had home videos, right? Right. You did home videos and nobody saw them. Those stay at home, right? That's true. That's a great point.

Now home videos make it on your show. It's amazing. You know, my favorite is there's a whole lane. We have a literal library of guys usually guys who turn the recording on and they just kind of They look in the lens And they upload that they just upload they don't know they don't know what you know They don't know that they're recording and then they just see share and they're like share and they just post it

And it's just them staring at the lens. There's thousands of them. Wow. Yeah, this is a whole other world Yeah, it's it's a shame You gotta ask man. I'm here man. Oh, yeah, just ask man already cuz hey, I'm the eternal stud guys Just ask me that yeah I'm the eternal stud just ask me once you know close anytime anyway, you know where to come That's right either come and now that's right and don't we don't forget that you like it Do you like the hot dogs in the bun? Well, you like it straight up? That's right We all see me. I've been in a hotel room with him. Isn't that crazy? You have yeah Yeah, what he can't he he he was on the show. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he's been on the show

so so what's What's the vibe here? What does this guy work? If you work What's the vibe here? Is this guy work? Oh boy, should we show him what the vibe is? I don't know if he can work. This is how we discovered him. Black guys who love to fuck and fuck good. If you're a hot black guy, you wanna fuck me at 23.95. If you wanna move in, you can move in, but you gotta fuck me. I need to be fucked a lot, man.

Get free food, free rent and everything else man It's a deal man And then from jail homeless or Thug want to come move in a friend can move with you man free rent you get a lease on a key Fuck me piss on me beat me a home. You know you see me when I come over today and try it out try it out man Yeah, that's how we found him And then he's just been like, you know doing stuff Dirty and filthy

He's been posting videos for a long time guys as in the booth. How do you feel about? for a long time. Guys, guys in the booth, how do you feel about it? How do you feel about this guy? We knew what we signed up for. Yeah, I know, but like, inviting him, like, were you there in the hotel room? And like, was there a security there? Did we have security?

I was not there. You got minced all, no security? We think he's relatively harmless. That's probably it. Looking back. He's not, though. He's harmless. We's probably it. Looking back, no. He's not though. He's harmless. We've had multiple run-ins with him.

He's sweet. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna come now. I'm coming. Oh, fuck, come on. What the fuck are we watching? This is YouTube. It's on his YouTube. This is on YouTube. They don't take this down. Oh, I's on his YouTube This is on YouTube They don't take this down

Oh, get off So Fuck bro I think I want Sebastian on every show Your disgust makes me so happy This makes me so fun I'm stunned I am fucking stunned that this is going on. You want to give him a call?

He has a multiple number. Welcome to Lucifer's Life. I'm your host RPCBand and we are here at 2395 Wagner House, Apartment 2C, Building 18124, Antbrook Avenue, East Side of Harlem. That's right guys, you hear me right loud. I am here at 917-353-2913 or 347-281-3156 or 646-241-8615 or 646-37516-917-353. Okay, so there's multiple numbers. You can always reach out. Tommy, remember when he would upload his videos

and the title would be like XJL995. Oh, it would be like code. It would be like web code. Yeah, that was an awesome time. I remember that. Yeah, yeah. Wow, so much I remember that. Yeah, yeah. Wow. So much.

It does nothing for you, huh? You know, it's. Tickle your funny bone? It's, I see where you could find this entertaining. I see it. Yeah. But I look at it and I don't feel good. Yeah, I understand that.

This is eye opening. Yeah, I understand that. This is eye opening. Yeah. This is eye opening. You could be adding all this cool stuff to your show. Oh my God. So what do you and Pete Coriali talk about then? We just talk about like our personal and professional lives, just kind of two buddies talking.

Aw, get off. It's just a sound effect. Oh, okay. I thought he called in. No. Yeah, get off! It's just a sound effect. Oh, okay. I thought he called in. No. Yeah, I'm gonna come now. Oh, come on. That one's rough every time.

Oh, I found this very entertaining. It was very entertaining. Now, we love Sebastian. We love you so much. If you haven't yet, you gotta see Sebastian live. He is really one of the best in the game. And check him out in season two of Bookie this December. Thanks for coming in. Thanks Fuck

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