Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown | YMH Ep. 787

Episode Date: November 27, 2024

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Lipstick shades they're all available now in her store on her new website Christina P comm so there are four total shades. She's very excited. We're very proud of her and they're They're hot man. I don't know what to tell you. They're fucking hot now Introducing our guests one of our favorite return guests of all time They're hot, man. I don't know what to tell you. They're fucking hot. Now, introducing our guest, one of our favorite return guests of all time. You can see his show every Friday on the YMH YouTube channel. It's Danny Brown, everybody.

You let him here. Yo, yo, what's up, though? It's good to see you, man. Always, man. Good to see you, too. You just did Canada? You're back. Yeah. It was fucking snowing already, too.

Isn't it crazy how? I was like, goddamn, I forgot how cold it gets up north. I've been down here you come here It's a goddamn sauna still. It's just amazing. We're getting like 40 degree swings right now between morning and evening Yeah, it's been raining where I'm at So crazy, dude, I have so much awesome shit to show you today. Oh shit ready I don't know what you've been, what you're. No, I've been off the map, man. Yeah, okay, that's what I.

I don't know what the fuck's going on. That's what I anticipated. There's a lot of hot topics to discuss with you. White shit, black shit. I love it. I want your full. My favorite topics. Full insight on all of it.

But yeah, to get us started. Why don't we just do? Opening clip. Here's a new discovery we found. So let's see what he's like Have always been the fucking best I always will be the fucking best In a past life In this life And in the fucking next, you're looking at the fucking best. Try it. This shit is big time!

Who is Randy? Don't bring anyone loving to this. Your mom in the fucking stand! Welcome, welcome to your mom's house, with Tom Segura. Tom Segura. Tom Segura. Tom Segura. Tom Segura.

Tom Segura. Tom Segura. Tom Segura. Tom Segura. Tom Segura. Tom Segura. Tom Segura. Mother into this. Yo mom where the fuck is dad? Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house. With Tom Segura. Tom Segura. And Christina Pujetzi. Christina Pujetzi. Welcome to your mom's house. I'm gonna take a while to say he's from Florida.

I thought it was Florida too. Yeah, and he the type of guy that says, if there's grass on the field, I'm also gonna take a wild guess and say he's from Florida I thought it was Florida. Yeah, and he the type of guy that says it's grass on the field. I'm a play. Yeah Yeah, I think he's right he's probably at a boat dock I think those are like that's the type of vegetation you see growing over a canal I think he's right off a boat. Never wears a shirt. No, know, drive one of those Jeeps with no doors on it and shit. Yeah, that's a real Florida vibe. Confederate flag or some shit hanging somewhere. I already know this type of motherfucker.

And this is a real choice on the nose ring too. Yeah, that's some freaky shit. That's how I know you like teenage girls. That's a teenage girl. Yeah. That was the dead giveaway. Yeah. Yeah.

It is kind of insight. It is insight dude. It's real intense man. Here's the thing man. Chicks I don't think really dig this energy. No they don't. This is like the 90's. This was before the internet.

You know what I'm saying? He type dude be harassing bitches at the whiskey go go. And he'll get real aggressive to like a woman He type dude be harassing bitches at the Whiskey Go-Go. Yep. And he'll get real aggressive to like a woman in line or at a stoplight, but not to a guy. You didn't see a black dude be like, what up brother? What's up, dog?

I already know this kind of guy. That's a cool dude right there. Punk a chick out for sure. But yeah, he's a real interesting dude. Oh, I'm very excited to tell you, although it's not here. I have a really nice gun. Oh shit I was like, oh shit time ain't about to get this nigga no good He already know what I'm about to do, but I ain't gonna do shit. I swear to God I just you know, I'm not I'm not as aggressive as I was good younger

Yeah, I won't carry it around in public, but it's a nice one. It's just to protect the home. Good, yeah. This is a great home protection weapon. Thank you so much. And I got you at the top of the line. So I had to jump through a couple hoops, but it's coming. Thank you, that's so great.

I hope to have it to you for the holidays. I'm gonna have to go fucking go learn how to shoot. Yeah, that would be good. Definitely will. We can go to the range. I'm down, you know all that shit. Okay.. Yeah, that would be good. Yeah, definitely will. We can go to the range. I'm down, you know I know that shit. Okay. So yeah, that's coming.

So I thought I would open by sharing with you a question. This is what we had Matthew McConaughey on Two Bears a couple weeks ago. And this particular topic came up and I wanted to get your opinion on whether or not this is white people shit You love ketchup. I love ketchup. I put ketchup on my ketchup and I love ketchup Like I only meet loves to eat ketchup, right? I

Think I fell in love with ketchup Ketchup and then once I realized that I can enjoy salt and sweet at the same time What's the craziest thing you put ketchup on? whatever not And then once I realized that I could enjoy salt and sweet at the same time. What's the craziest thing you put ketchup on? Whatever not put ketchup on. I mean, scrambled eggs. Scrambled eggs. It makes scrambled eggs. It makes scrambled eggs. It's where the ketchup is. I love ketchup on a burger, but what's the, it's best to dip it so the ketchup's the first thing to hit the palate. I'm going to tell you one even further. I'll take ketchup, smear it on my hand, let it dry,

and then just slowly just... Oh yeah, that's nasty. Give it a lick. Just a little... Yeah, that's a little... Just to have a buddy there. Just a reminder to have a treat. Just to have a friend right there.

Yeah. That's good, man. I'm never gonna eat ketchup and not think about you. I don't know, next time I have ketchup, I'm gonna not be able to not think about you licking on your hand around ketchup. That's good, man. Little K-bump. I have ketchup, I'm gonna not be able to not think about you licking on your hand. Right, ketchup. That's good, man. Little K-bump.

I like that, yeah. Excuse me. Let me take a hit. Who doesn't like you? No, no, I really love ketchup, too. You like ketchup? Yeah, I really do. I can't say.

But I do know it is some black people that hate the smell of ketchup. Really? Yeah, it does something to them. The smell? Yeah, they hate that shit. There's this thing that we talked about, which is with certain things, there's competition. In other words, Coke, Pepsi, ketchup, it's Heinz. Yeah, definitely.

But you can't, I swear to the organic ketchup is disgusting. Well, nobody has a chance, it's just Heinz. Nobody wants the other shit. Everybody wants Heinz. So some black people hate other shit. Yeah, everybody wants Heinz. Yeah But so but some black people hate this. Yeah the smell of it. Yeah, I had a friend anytime you come around like ketchup He'd like he'd like throw maybe it's not a black bird's day. Maybe it's just his ass Yeah, but you know ketchup come around here throw up a black person thing is Shitting on mayo though. That's always a thing. I like mayo too, though, but I love me

I like white women so Mayo is oh, I always thought that was crazy. It's a slur Like this is mayonnaise people behave That's nasty. Yeah, but she I remember back in the hood a motherfucker just eat a mayonnaise sandwich You had no bread. I mean you had no meat or nothing. You just eat man. I never did that shit. That's disgusting Yeah, but I know some people in the hood. You do like mayo. bread, I mean you ain't had no meat or nothing. You was just fucking eating. I ain't never did that shit, that's disgusting. But I know some people in the hood. But you do like mayo. Yeah, I love mayo. But like I say, I like white women, so I can't count.

I ain't gonna count. That is a fair point. Okay, this is pivoting away. Well, this is also a white person, but have you kept up at all on Frankie Valli? No, who's Frankie Valli? So can you? I mean, I know I heard that name, but.

Zilla, can you pull the 2020 stuff up first? So Frankie Valli is a legendary singer. Yeah, yeah. Like from, you know, like Grease, like the Grease movie. Yeah, yeah, okay. So those songs are all Frankie Valli and like he was I guess a huge act, right? And the Four Seasons, right? Like and you know, so this is him like during the pandemic, right?

Oh shit. Jamming on Zoom? Yeah, doing like concerts. That's him in the middle. Yeah. He still got it. Still got it. Frankie still got it. Still got it. Frank, you still got it.

This is actually dope, but I think it's kind of fake, because I don't see how that shit makes this good. You know, somebody has some latency or some shit. You know, and this shit would be all off beat, so I know this is fake. And plus, it's like nine other people on it. Yeah, this is overdubbed.

They just put them. But that's just to give you a little insight into him in That's 2020. Yeah. All right, so that's uh, we're good. We that's a pandemic Performance. Well, he's back out on the road and there's a theory going on that people are forcing him on the road Oh shit, And the reason is... ["Shary Baby, Shary"] Ha ha ha ha ha! That nigga popped out like a vampire. He just doped him up and pushed him on stage. And he's not singing.

You know? That's just, that's the track playing. He dead. He looks dead. Yeah. He just got a beat like Weekend at Bernie's or some shit. It just dead. He looks dead. Yeah, he just got up, he's like weekend at Bernie's or some shit. He's got him propped up. It feels like weekend at Bernie's and he's 90. And it feels like someone's like who does he owe money to? Yeah, but this, I don't know though, it's kind of like my dream to be able to be that old and still go on stage and do that shit. But

would you want it to be in that condition? Because it feels like he's barely capable. He need to be in home. Yeah, I mean like. For real, you not blinking? No. It's like one of those fucking Chuck E. Cheese motherfuckers. Yeah. That's like when you go to Chuck E. Cheese

and watch them play and shit. That's like when you go to Chuck E Cheese and watch them play and shit. It's still not a blink yet. Yeah, it's sad. Yeah. It's sad. But I mean, the music industry is dirty like that. I wouldn't doubt if he still owes something on that contract. And they're like, hold up, man.

You gotta break some bread, man. You're gonna have to do something, man. No, he ain't blink one. ["We Are All Bullyin'"] No man, that's a robot. That is a robot. Yeah, I'm not believing that's a real human being out there doing that shit.

And I feel like it's a gambling debt, or like you said. Yeah, gambling debt. Yeah, or like you said, maybe it's a record company. It's in Vegas too? I don't know where he's doing it. Yeah, if it's in Vegas. He's actually on tour. He's in different places. Yeah, he owes somebody some money.

But yeah, that's sad though. But I will say it is my dream to be, still be able to do music no matter how old I get or whatever, you know? Yeah, I think I would love to be able to do, because you see like comics that do it into their days. Yeah, because even just like The Cure releasing a new album right now and everybody's saying it's real good. It's still up to the standards of what they always produce. So I just, you know, or even like LL Cool J just releasing that album.

Did he release a new album? Yeah, with Q-Tip. Q-Tip produced it. I know. It's good. That's the thing. You know, that gave me like LL Cool J is the first rapper I ever heard. So to hear him still doing it, you know, that just motivate me to want to keep going. I watched him do the Club Sh I ever heard. So to hear him still doing it, you know, that just motivated me to want to keep going. I watched him do the club shay-shay interview. Yeah, and he talked a lot of shit. It was kind of exciting. Yeah, no, it was great. I think I've seen, was he on Drink Champs too? Or one of them. But I don't think I've seen a shay-shay one. I've seen another one.

He still has a you cannot fuck with me attitude. Yeah, he's still LL Cool J, hard as hell. Better anybody I don't care if you tell. He still, you can't get that out of him, man. He raps, I mean, and plus is with the hand gestures. You watch his video, he's so aggressive still. But the album was really good. I would say if you, as a LL Cool J fan, like it's great in his discography.

Oh, then I will definitely check that out. It reminded me of hanging out with Pac-Man this weekend. Oh yeah, I seen that. Yeah, Pac-Man a real nigga. Like, time hanging with the real niggas now. You guys. I talked to him, I was like. Cause I know some of his former teammates

and I had asked before, I was like, what's Pac-Man like? And they're like, man, in practice, he is a dog. So I told him, I was like, you know, I was just giving him like props on that. I was like, hey, you know, I know so and so. And he said, they tell you, because they tell you I practiced in Air Force Ones, which is insane.

That's fucking. In football. Yeah, that's like, you've broken houses before. You could run that fast in Air Force Ones. He's like, I was practicing. And Air Force Ones are still slapping motherfuckers in the face. That's what he said. You did home He's like, I was practicing. And Air Force Woods would still slap him on the fuckers in the face, that's what he said. You did home invasions. I believe you.

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he had the balance. Yaga's like you. I don't have those, but those are nice. Those are nice. Cause I have like, I have the Mickey Mouse boots that's kind of like that. Yes. So I don't have those but you know, those are nice. Those are nice because I have like I have the Mickey Mouse boots That's kind of like that. Yes, so I don't I didn't really want it I hate having too much of the same shit in my closet. That's what I'm dealing with now Yeah, what's how do you deal with it? Um, you just put shit in storage or you know, you know You just you know, you got a backup pair for something when you need certain shit to go with certain stuff So yeah, I was just like, okay, I'm gonna rock with these maybe next year pull these back out. You will push it in storage though? Hell yeah I got shoes right now. I ain't even as soon as I get the box

I already know what I'm about to do with these. I got a I can't do that till next year You gotta let cuz certain shit be like hype and everybody have it So then you gotta let them wear it get raggedy. They forget about it and you pop back out They're like, oh shit. Oh, you got the clean pair. That was like a thing I learned in high school, because some kids, you know, the day the Jordan's come out and you get some kids that's, you know, they ain't really got it like that, it's their first pair of Jordan's type shit.

So they get them, they wear them every day and type shit. So I would just get the Jordan's, but then I'd wait like a few weeks and everybody be like, oh, he ain't even get these, he didn't get those, he didn't get those, and I'd pop out brand new with them. You know they sold out, so. Sure. Ain't no way way I had to get them They are so you were on top of the fashion shit early though. Yeah started in middle school in middle school

Mm-hmm, just cuz it also feels like it's at that age. There is like a slight There's a hint of competition going on. Yeah, that's what it is. You ain't even dressing for bitches Yeah, it's just for other niggas in your class. You like hold up. You see this you ain't even dressing for bitches. It's just for other niggas in your class. You like, hold up, you see this, you ain't got this, you ain't even think about no girls back there. You just dressing to be cool for the other mother, which is corny, because we used to have fashion crews. Really? Yeah, and you beef with the other fashion crew,

you joking on them. They wearing each other clothes and shit. Were you in the era of starter jackets? Yeah, I had a lot of starter jackets. They came back, I wanna say, around cool kids time. So they had came back, so I was getting a lot of starter shit. But I remember when it was exploded at one point. Yeah, it was dangerous.

You wore a starter, yeah. It was in the 90s. You wore a starter, motherfucker was robbing you back then. So many people got killed over starter coats and shit. It's crazy. Starter coat in Jordans, you was asking for it. Yeah, and then, well, you were in Detroit. Because we were in Milwaukee when, but it was all. But you know, it was great for it. Yeah, and then, well you were in Detroit. Mm-hmm. Because like, we were in Milwaukee when,

but it was all. But you know, it was great winter coats. Great winter coats, yeah. Yeah, so. But it was Jordans and then Bulls started. Yeah, it was Bulls, Duke Blue Doubles, and I would say the San Jose Sharks, and the Charlotte Hornets.

You were one of them, you was asking for trouble. Yeah. Yeah. Dallas Cowboys. Yeah, Cowboys too. All those, yeah. That star on the back, you was acting for trouble. Yeah. Dallas Cowboys. Yeah, Cowboys too. All those, yeah. That star on the back, you was gonna get it. Fuck.

For real. Do you know this clip? Because this one we laughed at so motherfucking hard. What they say, I'm trying to, hold on, move your head, I'm trying to pronounce it. They say fuck. They just. Hold on, I'm trying to sound it out. Like a mad. But you're not sounding it right. Fuck. No, no they, they, they. Hold on, I'm trying to sound it out. Like a mad.

But you're not sounding it right. Fuck. No, no, no, say uncle. No, they don't say uncle, they say fuck. It rhymes with uncle, Funko. Funko. Hold on. Everybody got an uncle like that in their family.

That's what I think of when I say that. And he knows that he's winding them up, which is the best part. Everybody got a funny ass uncle. They don't, no, no, no, fuck it, which is the best part. Everybody got a funny You know, he drink them cheap 40s be drunk as hell by the night One sock on I know these uncles. You're pissing me off. Yeah. Say it so I can see right in your damn mouth.

Ha ha ha. Where the fuck you get that shirt from, man? That's like one of those food drive shirts. They throw them in the bins and shit. It's like a thrift store shirt for sure. They throw them shit to the bins. You know it's his favorite shirt. He loves this shirt. He just got it.

He thinks it's the best because he's a fun uncle. He also this his nephew straight-up Tortured him on another video where he got him Already know where this is going. It plays a nuclear attack video We gotta go to war or not? Oh my god I knew it I knew it I blame you This is not no time to be kind of No, no, no That was amazing

So the police station Ain't nowhere to go but the police station Where we gonna go? Do you know what it say? It say sick shelter That mean the police danger, where we gonna go? Do you know what it say? It say sick shelter. That mean the police. The police can't do much with the things. This is what they say. OK, get under the bed.

Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Get under the fucking bed. Sick shelter. Under the bed. They're blowing missiles in everything. The bed will protect you.

Oh, what the fuck? What the fuck they ain't gonna do much with the things? If you hiding under the bed, that's what they taught us in school. Get under the thing to do this. Hurry up. Man, you just can't do nothing. I I He knew the other time I told him he told okay, okay, he told him the basement that was great That was like fuck better anything fucking Saturday night live. I know It's fucking amazing. Yeah, they need to keep this shit going. He knows how to wind that dude up. It's fucking amazing. Yeah, man, they need to keep that shit going. He knows how to wind that dude up, it's amazing. Yeah, everybody gotta say, everybody got an uncle like this

you play with in your family, man. Yeah. My uncle was fucking crazy. His ass be fucking nodding out off heroin and shit. We used to fucking push him down the stairs and all type of shit. It used to be hilarious. I mean, I was a kid though.

He'd be nodding out somewhere, he'd just push his ass over. You ever see somebody nodding, I'm standing up, it's the funniest shit in the world. You just give them a little nudge. I knew a straight, I mean, looking back, I should say I kinda knew then, a straight up bully in college

who would just bully his roommate. And I would just witness it. So I would go across the hall and he was like, he would make late night shit like nachos and cheese. You know one of those guys. This shit's college sounding like jail now, god damn. I know, it was like. So he would have the good snacks and you're like,

yo man, and then he would play death metal but Full volume so I was like, how can he sleep and he go fuck him Oh, yeah and that kid would just put like Covers over and be able to fall asleep Which I couldn't understand there's no way I could sleep in that and then like he would go Hey, you want to see you want to see something? I was like, yeah what he would put brass knuckles on and You wanna see something? I was like, yeah what?

He would put brass knuckles on and then while the guy was asleep, punch him like in the ass. Oh shit. So the guy would wake up out of his head. Yeah that's jail shit. This is all that sound like jail shit. It's jail shit right?

Yeah. And I would be horrified but also could not stop laughing. Yeah, yeah. Fuck that man. Yeah. You had to stab that motherfucker. You take a fork out the cafeteria or something man. Yeah. You take yourself. Yeah. Fuck you. Yeah, yeah, and stabbed that motherfucker take a fork out the cafeteria or something man

Especially if a motherfucker sleep around you I fucking threw a pot of coffee on his ass or something right yeah You got it. You got to revert to jail tactics, man have you like Follow it. Do you know anything about this guy Will Blunderfeld? Mm-mm. So here's another one I wanted to show you, get your opinion on. This dude is like a, you know there's like these male workshops now for people? Like they just try to like-

Like dating coaches kind of shit? Kind of, it's more like- Or like to make you be an alpha male. Yeah, masculinity thing. But he does this kind of stuff. So a lot of males are just biohacking. Oh yeah, I've seen this, man. You lot of males buy all the supplements, very expensive supplements, yet they never have seen their bros naked.

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Yeah, he's just a nasty, freaky motherfucker trying to disguise it with some fucking scientific shit. Yeah. But I already know a predatory motherfucker when I see it, of nigga be working out, he be like, yeah, just whip your dong out, bro. Like, hold up, what do my dong got to do with this workout? I mean, like, he, cause it also is disguised in all these.

No, he got punched in the face before. Somebody was like, hold up, man, get up off my balls. Yeah. Pfft. He always has some kind of knowledge. Yeah. That adds to it, so you're like,'re like you get no he ain't fooling me I ain't falling for this

Piss yeah, I already knew it. That's what I'm saying. You're freaky nasty motherfucker You just try to discover something you just be straight up man You just be straight up man Especially after some amazing working out or going for a run or pump up some iron He's like yeah, this is just how you get healthy Freaking no wonder the yogis have been doing it for over 5,000 years god damn yeah Everything that's bad for like the two Taking raw piss to the face is crazy right now

Your piss is made to seem bad we live in an inverted clown world So try it for yourself and be your own guru and do it feels good. Yeah, he's just nasty man. Yeah, I already know what's up He came just he came fool me fool me with that mumbo jumbo. He's like, shut the fuck up, man. He's also doing naked hugging rituals and he says you should lick each other's nipples like you and your friends. Yeah.

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Oh, so he pump faking? This is hilarious. Exactly. So that's like a little cake from Walmart. He just decorated it up. Oh shit, I fuck with Cubs. I fuck with them. I see the vision. You see it now.

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Black people. We're like, hold up, man. This nigga out here fooling them. He got cussed out. Yeah. For real. Somebody auntie, they would have knew off rip. Yeah.

For real. This is bullshit. You bring around them aunties and grandmas, they're going to be like, hold up. He ain't doing shit. I already know. They would call them out them out of black women to go crazy. Yeah How do you know if you're autistic or not? I mean like I read some of the stuff they say that autism What is over his eyebrows?

But I don't think I'm autistic No, you I don't think I'm autistic. No, he... I don't know. He a crackhead. I don't think he's autistic, but I do think he is, yeah. There's some crack going on. His brain is melted. Like people that could smoke crack in 2025, 2024,

like this generation of like crackheads, it's gonna be some next level shit, man. It's gonna be other level. Yeah, cause it's like now they wanting to fuck like fentanyl type shit, you know? They done got their fucking tolerance adjusted to. Wouldn't you be so scared to run into fentanyl right now? Hell yeah, that's why I stopped fucking

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through a straw. I know that's the sloppy topic. For real, I've never been so turned on in my life. Oh man. So back to, because I was at that Tyson fight. Oh yeah. Did you watch it? Yeah, I watched that shit. What did you think? It looked like somebody unplugged my controller. Yeah. He was glitching and all type of shit. It was like when you play video games with your little brother or something. And there was so much anticipation. Yeah, and he don't know how to play and shit.

You're like, I'm gonna fuck you up. You let him have a little fun, a little bit, then you just started dropping bombs on him. But yeah, man, I fell asleep during, I fell asleep, to be honest. I fell asleep, I seen like maybe the first and second round. I woke up and was like, I woke up, Mike Tyson had his booty cheeks out.

I was like, oh, this shit is crazy, nah. I thought I was in a fever dream or something. Like, man, let me take my ass to bed. It felt like there was an arrangement once you're watching it. You're like, oh. I mean, I'm happy Mike got his bag, but it was, yeah, he was glitching.

He was glitching. He was glitching. It was like he had latency issues when you play with people online and shit and they shit be freezing. You're like, hold up, man. But yeah, I'm happy Mike got some money, man. Because I think the main thing I saw from it, because he did an interview and he was like, you know, my kids, you know, like they don't know who I am, but my kids gonna know

after this fight. And I took that as saying, like, you know, we know Mike had fucked up a lot of money and type shit like that He probably think about that shit for his kids and shit me like, you know, I don't know, you know Mike ain't probably got too much time, you know, who knows, you know, and he want to leave something back for his kids So he's like, I'm gonna hold him down, you know Yeah, cuz he's motherfuckin had tigers and all type of coke head parties and shit blew a lot of shit You know, there was one time he said when he got out of jail that he was talking to his car guy

and he was like, yeah, let me get seven Bentleys. But it was seven. They say he's just giveaway cars, just give people shit. He got seven of the same color, same model. Shit like that. You could run through a lot of money doing that. Just blowing money, man. So yeah, I feel like he was looking at it like,

fuck it, I'm doing this for my kids to be able to drop it back. Yeah. Yeah, but the fight was, well, it wasn't really a fight. I don't think it worked out for how Jake Paul thought it would be, you know? Yeah. I mean, I feel like people just like,

I mean, I'm over it. I mean, thank God it was free on Netflix. I guess it ain't free when you paying for Netflix, but I ain't buying no goddamn Jake Paul fights no more. Oh, he got me a couple of times. I'm gonna be going on crackstreams.com. He's got to fucking, he's got to just do one where it's, you know, a legit.

I mean, he fought the Tommy Fury guy and then he got the tips put on him. So I feel like he's just trying to figure it out You might as well just fight a midget next Fuck it. I'm a fighter. I'm a fighter transsexual midget That's the only way I'm about to take it. I See you he'd get you on that one. Yeah, I get that shit. Oh hell. Yeah, I love to see that I'm gonna do some intergender matches, man. Do you remember years ago when Fergie got blasted

for her national anthem performance? Yeah. I mean, she's done so much shit, the cartwheels, the pissing on herself. Yeah. So that was like the least embarrassing to me. Yeah. To be honest, yeah. But I remember, well the best was that she did that and then you know Sway the remix guy. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I love that shit. Yeah, I love it too. All

his are amazing. He did a... He did a Fergie one based on that. Yeah. I'm pretty sure I've seen that shit. And then the Warriors were playing it in the post Yeah, they were all dancing through the locker room. It was amazing Well, this isn't on the same level because it's not a celebrity but this is apparently making its rounds as a terrible national anthem performance at a high school Oh That's one of them Indian reservation school That's what that is I already did the math math she's wearing slippers Mm-hmm. She goes fuck and then you can hear the audience go. Oh, no They know what they've been signing up for when they got her she'll never come to school

She just wear pajamas and shit. Yeah show up. They like fucking she like I'm gonna do the national anthem slippers is just Yeah, that's on the reservation for sure. Little kid turned around like, did she say fuck? But I mean, you know, I don't think that DeFrone did it either. No, I don't think it did either. No, because Fergie shit was just, that's like in little school, somebody got a camera, Fergie shit was, everybody saw that shit school somebody got a camera Fergie shit was everybody saw that shit, you know, everybody No, you line

Oh, you lied. Oh, wow. You lied, man. Unbelievable. Test 468 complete. More data to follow. This nigga is hilarious. So you gotta find that the Warriors doing the dancing to the Suede remix.

That was almost like performance art or some shit, man. Wasn't it? Yeah, like what the fuck you got going on? Yeah, I remember this shit. I remember. This was mean though. They didn't have to do this. Yeah.

Monkey. Yeah, they was wrong for that though. Ruff, ruff. Ruff, ruff. Let's play some basketball. Ruff, ruff. Hey, hey. Hey, hey. This is great, dude. It's dope for the producer to be able to get that into their locker room. That was mean. Cause I don't blame Fergie. I don't blame Fergie.

I blame whoever booked that shit. They know what they was getting theyself into. We done seen Fergie so many times do crazy shit on stage, so they knew she crazy. But they also probably, I think when Bookers for a national event, like a big sporting event. Yeah, that was the All-Star game, wasn't it? It might have been the All-Star game.

Yeah, I think it was the All-Star game. So they don't, but they probably just go, oh, it's a celebrity, you can sing it. God damn it, there ain't so many people fucking sing, man. The big Fergie, man, that was like, hold up, man, we gotta work out the budget. And I think, if I remember, isn't she married to a celebrity?

No, no. Or was, because that dude got super pissed. Hell yeah. At least at the basketball game. Yeah, definitely, cause they was. I mean, they ain't have to do that. Yeah. Josh, Josh was pissed.

He was pissed, dude. He got real pissed at, I forget, it was one of the NBA players who talked shit. Probably Draymond. I think Draymond was the one laughing on camera. Yeah. Oh yeah, he was. Yeah, he started laughing in the lineup and shit,

but yeah, that was, they was mean. Oh, Draymond, you nailed laughing in the lineup and shit but Yeah, that's Yeah, they was mean. Oh, you know, yeah, you know, Draymond always did some shit. Yeah, you're totally nailed it. Mm-hmm Cause we're a prick for laughing at her. Yeah But I feel like they knew what they was getting into they could They could have got somebody else they know They know Fergie a little crazy. Fergie's dope though, man. But she is wild. She feels the music.

She let the music take her soul. But yeah, oh this nigga shittin' again with the Me Undies on. God damn! That's for Saturday, initiate. It's the Me Undies ad got me hot. Yeah I'm pissing with the stone face, too It appears to be just your very interesting findings more to fall

Who is he doing this for? What is the core audience? don't know with the penny has shit like this on his page oh yeah we gotta lock him up yeah you gotta he gotta go to jail yeah cuz he gonna do something he gonna do something man he's shitting and he's pretending to be a slave owner. I guess it's some psychosis. Yeah. There's something else going on there, man. But yeah, the fuckin', yeah, I just don't understand

what he hopes to get out of this. I don't know either. I think it's all of this. Is it like some illusions of grandeur? He's just like, some bitch will see this and be like, oh shit, this nigga hot. My theory on this is that anything that you do, performance wise, like this, in any way,

is always like some chick, for a straight guy, is just, hopefully some chick will just find this attractive. Yeah, cause, lock him up. Just lock him up, man. But he'll be on a special flow. You take him to jail, he gotta go where the crazies at. He gonna be throwing piss at the security guards and shit at the COs and all that shit, man.

So yeah, he can't even hang in gin pop with us. We'll beat his ass. But do you think it's, is it considered a bummer to be on that wing? Hell yeah! The motherfuckers up there going crazy. I mean, you get the good meds. They gonna dope you up and shit, but motherfuckers up there going crazy. I mean you get the good meds They don't dope you up and shit But motherfuckers throwing shit everywhere and just not showering and just you with the nasty shit

You don't want to be there. You want to be a gem? Yeah, hell yeah But if you're a weirdo, you don't want to be in jump up, right? Like they might want to be too. I mean they don't get I don't get to come out like you ain't got you just in that motherfucker Just fucked up man. Yeah get to come out like you ain't got you just in that motherfucker just fucked up man yeah and motherfuckers screaming yelling beating on shit you know I think the yelling would be the break yeah you ain't getting no good night of sleep that's for sure cuz somebody's just so crazy yeah but that's why they dope them up so you might you might do they'll give you they gonna give you some meds

and shit they don't type motherfuckers, oh man, the crazy shit is in jail now, they making Glock-Dookies. What? A Glock-Dookie. What are you talking about? You take a water bottle and then you just fill it up with piss, shit, sperm, with any kind of fucking body fluids you can,

and you just let it sit, and you just let it chill in your room and shit, and anytime you got some beef, you pull it out and you just spray a motherfucker with that shit. It's so many videos you could just watch a motherfuckers fighting with the Glock dookies and they say this shit is crazy to clear the whole flow once that shit gets sprayed somebody spray you in the face ain't fighting no more they just spraying Glock dookies at each other

oh it's just ruin my day yeah the Glock dookie. Imagine if I hit you with the Glock Dookie, man. Your whole week fucked up. I promise I'm not getting you a Glock Dookie. The Glock Dookie, worse than the real good. I'd rather let a nigga shoot me than hit me with the Glock Dookie. Same, please. Put three in me.

Put fucking holes in me, dude. Yes, not the Glock Dookie. That shit, and then it's like, you know, bacteria and all that shit, you're gonna gonna get sick some rashes or something You know Fuck man. This is supposed to be a real This is real Yeah, when I see shit like this, it just makes me jealous, Connor, because I just know how good the Coke was in the 80s.

But doesn't this have, I feel like there's some fun Danny Brown appreciative art to this video too. Yeah, he on Coke. It's the Coke, but also it's the style choices of how the video is cut. Yeah, no, that's the 80s, man. Yeah. That's what that is. That's the drip.

I'm actually wanna do more shit in this. Guess when this video debuted? When? 2012. Oh yeah, okay. But they knew what they were doing man. That hairline is crazy though. You sure about the barbershop with that shit man.

They just gonna be starting doing fucking math. Like hold up man. Do it, do an architecture with that shit and how we get this shit back. blueprints and all type of shit Oh, that's what made me think it was 80s cuz they nobody know I have a hairline like that. Yeah, that's fucked up Yeah, you just that's when you just got to embrace the story. That's when you got to be like, yeah, it's over with For real black men we care about our hairlines hairlines are big. Yeah, that's why I'm letting my shit grow back now, man. I've been going to too many different barbers, man, and they've been fucking me up.

I ain't saying they've been fucking me up, but you know, that's why you got to stick with the same barber so you can know what he did. How long are you going to go right now? I mean, really, to be honest, I'm not worrying about no vanity shit. I'm not buying no clothes. I'm not getting my hair done. I'm not getting my nails done. Nothing until my album's done. So yeah, I'm putting music over vanity right now. So are you-

Yeah, Glock Dookie in prison. Stop. Here it go. I love these videos. Glock Dookie in action. On prison guard. Ah, he hitting him with that bat. A Glock Dookie is a contraption made of spit, cum, shit, piss, piss blood rotten food, etc

I wouldn't want to be on the other end. Yeah, you gonna get sick Holy shit. And you get sick, that shit gonna fuck you up. That's gonna really fuck you up. Mm-hmm. Oh my god. Fucking Glock Dookie. No, it's worse the funniest ones when you see two prisoners and they both each of them got one Yeah, and they just it's almost like the okay, it's like the old corral type shit. And that mother fucker. Quid draw. Yeah.

They ain't even trying to throw hands. They just trying to glock dookie each other. This is making me sick, just thinking about it. It's so nasty, dude. Yeah, kids, stay away from jail, man. Don't do no crimes, because there's glock dookies in there. Ah, fuck.

Get back! This is self-protection. Get back! I got the monkeys in there. Oh, fuck. This is self-protection. Oh, look on whoop yo ass. Good. Yeah, you getting your ass whooped. Yeah, that doesn't work on anybody. No, that's getting your ass whooped. That reminds me like when I was a kid, I used to love Michael Jackson so much,

and I got caught up in that Beat It, I mean not Beat It, but the bad video. Yeah. And I thought I was Michael Jackson and bad on the playground. The motherfuckers was trying to fight me and shit and I went for the scream. Ahhhhh! I went for that move and he just punched me in my motherfucking mouth. I'm like, oh shit! This ain't happening in a bad video!

Hahaha! That's when I started to stop daydreaming so much yeah you need like everybody needs that like a reality check on yeah I literally got my reality check that day sports will do that too mm-hmm when you think you're like I'm pretty nice oh yeah then you go to fucking summer camp or some shit well all the good players is that you're like oh I ain't shit yeah I thought I was good at basketball as a kid then I was like, hold up, we had a tryout and I went to the tryouts and shit.

These motherfuckers was dunking already and shit. I'm like, man, we only 13. When we were at the Milwaukee middle school that we were at, it's like, yeah, you know, you're playing, you're on the team, you're like, it's pretty good. Then we went to the high school, just the bump up to the big high school. And we went off season, it was football season,

but we went to the basketball, the gym, and there was a pickup game going. And they were like, oh yeah, this kid here's a sophomore. And he did the, he cupped it and did a side tuck. And they were like, oh shit. Yeah, it's over. He's a year older than us? Whereas this is fucking done. Yeah, I gave over. He's a year older than us? Mm-hmm. Whereas this is fucking done.

Yeah, I gave up my hoop dreams before high school. I already knew, I was like, I'm trash. It's over. Unbelievable. I mean, you know it. As a black guy, you know when you suck at basketball. You just gotta just give it up. Automatic. Because I would hurt myself every game.

Yeah. It don't even matter what happens. Some type of way, you know, the worst is fucking trying to catch a pass and your fucking fingers get jammed. Yeah. All that shit, man. Yeah, that shit's terrible. And I also saw a fat black guy named Afuma,

who was, like he had African parents, he had a big belly hanging over and he did a 360. Oh shit. And we were like. Yeah, yeah, it was nothing worse than when like you've been in high school and there's a guy like five, six or something and he can just dunk and you're like, oh shit shit because I've been six feet since I was like an eighth grade. Oh really? Yeah, so you thought maybe I'm gonna be yeah, I thought I was gonna you know, I didn't know so I was like

Yeah, I always and I love basketball. I still you know still love still got hoop dreams to this day But I'm trying you like going to games. Yeah. Yeah, I had season tickets for the Pistons one year Oh, yeah, I mean it's the Pistons. We lost every game. I'll be home before the fucking game was over with I was leaving at a halftime every fucking year game. I just think the NBA does it right like for a lot for live Big-time sporting event. It's one of the best like things they put like an NBA game is a fun Yeah, and I used to have like one of the the booth shit. Oh, yeah Yeah, and they just had a free food in there near so I would just go I would go during shoot around I'll be full as hell by the time the fucking first quarter start then they bring out pizza during halftime

I eat the pizza at halftime the Little Caesars then I bounce Do you see that that viral meme that went around or the about the the people that ordered? Pizza and wings at a VIP box. Did you see this is on all it was on all the social media things of this Yeah, that's the first thing that came up No, no There So they were an allegiance at the VIP box in Vegas and they ordered pizza and those wings and it was $653. Oh fuck no. Yeah. Yeah and that's trash too.

That ain't even the fire pizza or wings. If you scroll I think you see the... But it's Vegas you know they always taxing you. Yeah he put the receipt there. Oh for the... yeah. That was for college though? I don't know where that is. They said Running Rebels beat the San Diego State. There it is, that's how it was. At a college game? 300 bucks for the pepperoni pizza, 190 for the chicken tenders,

112 dollars for an administrative charge, and 50 bucks for sales tax. That was before tip. Yeah, see that's when you just stuntin'. You know what I'm sayin', mother fuckers? So you eatin' pizza and shit, and they're like, oh shit, this nigga done bought the $300 pizza?

This nigga rich! That's how you get bitches at the college game. Yeah, that's insane, bro. Yeah, that's crazy. I wouldn't have did that, though. Hey man, take care, man. You wanna race? Hell nah, the cops right there, my, damn!

Oh shit! Oh my God! Yeah, yeah. Damn! Yeah, he didn't even look where he was goin'. Oh my God! That's it! Damn! Yeah. He didn't even look where he was going. Yeah, that was great. That was awesome.

That was great that they was able to get that on camera or something like that, man. He must be the crash out in the hood. Like they know what type of shit he on. He's 70. They do 70. Oh yeah, he ain't got no business driving. Yeah.

That's what that is. Oh my God. He crashed something. The fact that they was able to get that shit. Oh my God. He crashed it. The fact that they was able to get that shit on camera is hilarious. Cause that would, ain't no way you could fake that shit. No, no that's for real. Fuck around and blow the whole hood up with that shit.

All right, I'm gonna take a quick piss break. I'll be right back. We are back. So I have one of my favorite things is to show videos and you tell me whether you think this is horrible and not cool or hilarious. And I feel like you would be a great barometer for this. All right, this one, I've never seen any of these so I'll be with you on this.

Oh, shoot, I know this That's our people die Oh Right here. Yeah, that's horrible. Yeah, I want to laugh at that. But that's that's the type of shit that scare me That's why I don't like doing no fucking I don't do none of that white people hiking. Yeah No shit like that. Yeah, cuz I feel like this kind of shit that happened to you, man You got to wear those toe shoes why people do love hikes. Yeah. Cause I feel like this is the kind of shit that happened to you, man. You gotta wear those toe shoes. Why people do love hikes.

Yeah, I ain't with it. I remember moving to LA and LA has this real- Run you in and all that shit. Has like the hiked culture. It's like a culture. It's also a date. People are like, you wanna go on a hike? That's how you would ask somebody out.

Till you find some dudes in the trails jacking off and shit and then you're like, oh shit, I ain't come here for this And it's always white people though. Yeah, very rarely. Did you find a non white on the I know some homies that hike and shit but that's like a That's almost like they think like they go travel just to go to ill hiking spots and shit like that Yeah, I guess that's pretty cool. Yeah Cuz that's me you into like nature and you you wanna see sceneries and shit like that. I just don't give a fuck about that kind of shit.

There's also like, I mean, it's just funny cause LA is a, you know, it's this huge city and I don't think most people think of LA and think a hike. You go to like Colorado or something. You're like, oh, okay, this is trails. Also, it's pretty much like an easy way to work out though, right? Yeah, totally.

It's great for you. It's definitely good for you. Walk with a bitch, breathing breathing heavy talking stuck trying to run game and shit like they know swag And also to be fair because I remember Christina telling me this the first thing I ever did was ask her out on a hike Mm-hmm 20 years ago, and she said no and then we just hung up And she told me later she goes no woman And she told me later she goes no woman Was to go on a hike as a first date because you're sweating you don't feel cute Yeah, your makeups run in you just feel smelly and like she's like make sense. Yeah, I was like, yeah That totally sense this lady by the way, it was reported no major injuries. Oh, yes lucky bitch lucky very lucky

Yeah, that's just scares me though. I don't like heights and like balconies and shit. Yeah, I don't do none of that shit The bitch came home too early, huh? That's what that is. She had to get up out of there That looked like when she hit the tree that that fucked her up Yeah, definitely did this woman was running from the cops. Okay after being reported for having for behaving under the influence of drugs Yeah, obviously. She did not suffer any serious injuries received treatment at the scene before being taken the hospital She was released from the hospital and only sustained bruises I mean that way the way she hit that tree you could have told me that her spine snapped I mean, she lucky that fucking power line ain't snap. I mean, that way, the way she hit that tree, you could've told me that her spine snapped. I mean, she lucky that fucking power line ain't snapped.

No shit, bro. Look at that again. She could've fucking been dead. This bitch thinks she's Spider-Man. Look how she hits this, bam! I mean, her neck landed on that. Yeah, she could've died. Yeah, none of these are funny today, Tom.

I know. Point at them. None of these are funny today, man. This is horrible. All right, let's see this one. Okay, that's a good time. Oh, you just missed the bag. See, I don't know if these people are living.

See, this wouldn't be funny if he lived, you know, but. It is funny that you just missed the bag, though. The head bounced. Cause look at, it's right there. Yeah, cause anytime you're doing dumb shit like that, you know, stupid people play games, you know, win stupid prizes type shit. So yeah, he deserved it.

Okay, he sustained... Concussion for sure. Injuries to the arm, shoulder and neck, yeah. Had to have a concussion, man. This was in Jing Province, China. He just missed that back, dude. Like I don't know what pops into someone's mind, but like I wanna be a tightrope walker

Yeah, that shit look cool Again it's not that one's not so funny. So you mean to tell me your basketball fall was worse than that Injury wise. Yeah, I think so. That's crazy. I know, I know. I know. No. That's so much further. That's what I'm saying.

He may have been able to sit up after this. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't understand it. I don't either. All right, there's one more. And let's just pray and hope that this one is hilarious. We're counting on you guys. Oh, shit.

It's like a snuff film. That's what I thought was going on. Yeah, that's funny. Because that bitch stupid. You know? That was pretty funny. She claims she didn't know where the tracks were in were in use What about when the train was pulling up? That's why she thought it was safe to take photos She is fine. The train passed by before she even noticed what this is one of the dumbest summaries I've ever read

Yeah, this is drunk How do you not like you don't see the train coming up? No, she's like I didn't know this was in use Knocked her out of Birkenstock Dumbass good. I think she was her out of her Birkenstocks. That was just dumb ass good. I think she was too shocked by the whole thing. Trying to be cute. Well it's in use right there. Oh my god.

Yeah, trying to be cute. That's what you get. Yeah man, social media kill you. I don't care. Trying to get a TikTok. Yeah, trying to get a TikTok, get your fucking shit rocked. Yeah, that's... God damn, I'm just talking in rhymes all day. Trying to take cool pictures. Yeah, trying to get a TikTok, get your fucking shit rocked. Yeah, that's. God damn, I'm just talking in rhymes all day. I'm ready to rap.

You're ready, man. Yeah, I'm down here. Do you go with, do you approach albums with themes or just like, because people ask me this for stand-up, they're like, when they go, what's this hour about? I'm like, a collection of just bits. And they're like, yeah, but what's it about? I'm like, what are you talking about? But I feel like with like with music sometimes you can go into it with like this is a theme. No

But I let it find its way. I don't just come up with it off top I just record some songs. Yeah, and then when I'm starting to see a direction that it can go in some type of way Then I start recording for that. Yeah. Oh you do. Mm-hmm. Is there one for this album? Yeah, you won't say no for that, yeah. Oh you do? Mm-hmm. Is there one for this album? Yeah. You won't say?

No. Okay. Yeah, because I got too much. I'm at that phase now with it where I'm, you know, when you're almost done and then you, because I love it, but I'm like, ah, maybe I gotta do this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, it's starting to second guess yourself,

so I'm just getting out of my head with it. But I listen to it all the fucking time and I'm happy with it, but I'm just still, now I'm at that like, am I, is this right? Is it, you know listen to it all the fucking time and I'm happy with it, but I'm just still now I'm at that like Am I this is right is it you know, but I'm excited. So do you do go through the thing of like Moments of doubt. Yeah. Hell yeah, and do you do you also do the thing where you go? This is shit, and then you listen to it again you like this action. Yeah, yeah always, but I think The one thing that's been giving me confidence is that I've been working with so many different people

So every time I work with somebody I played them the full project so I can get their opinion on it and everybody's just been Going crazy really so that's great. You know, that's a good thing. That's great. Mm-hmm Have you seen anything good lately movie wise TV wise? I haven't I can say I've been having been watching shit or doing nothing or doing yeah literally just been working on this fucking album, man I've been fucking your your phone. Nothing. I'm watching. I mean, of course I watch like some dumb YouTube shit every night Yeah, not for the most part. I can't say I've watched anything. I mean I did I did like the penguin though Yeah, watch the penguin. I like that the the series. Yeah. Yeah Colin Farrell's fucking yeah I finished it when I was on tour and shit in the last episode came out

I just I didn't finish the whole episode but people that's the only that's the it when I was on tour and shit and then the last episode came out. I just, I didn't finish the whole episode but. People raving about it. That's the last thing I was probably into was The Penguin. I feel like he's made one of the most interesting pivots for an actor in their career in the last, and now it's like in the last decade but. Yeah, I didn't even know that was his ass. I just ended up saying like maybe because you know,

algorithm shit, he knew I was watching it. It's so fascinating that he went from these leading man roles that are kind of like well it could be this guy could be this other actor It's just like leading man. Mm-hmm to like all this interesting character work Yeah, and he's fucking really good laying down that legacy. That's what you're doing. Yeah, but like it's no longer. Hey, you're the You're the handsome lead which is like a it like a type you can fall into, like I'm this. Now he's doing like all these, and every time I see him pop up, even in a small role in a movie, he's fantastic.

Yeah, killing it. I watched Wolf's last night, the Clooney Pit movie that came out. Okay. It's fucking pretty good, man. I mean, that's kind of shit, like I save shit for planes and shit. That's a fun one.

So I feel like I'll probably watch something like that on the plane. The thing is, it has a great pace to it. Every time something is resolved and you're like, oh I guess what are they gonna do now? They throw them into new chaos, but it had a really fun rhythm to it. Good movie.

Yeah, but I'm really lost. I mean I'm glad the NBA season started, so I do put a game on in the background type shit, but I haven't been watching anything. I did get to go to a Laker game last week. Oh really? Yeah, that was really fun.

Did they win? They've been pretty good this year. They did, they beat the Grizzlies, and I was so excited. Oh yeah, I've seen that game. I was so excited, when we first got tickets, I got invited, I was like, oh we're gonna see John. Yeah, he didn't play. He didn't play, I was like.

Yeah, they're starting to have a rivalry too so that was a good game to go through. The thing I couldn't help think about was like you know in the moment I found out he wasn't playing you're like oh shit but I think about like how many kids are like I'm going to see. Yeah that happens a lot. Yeah, that's like a thing. That's the thing and they just have to be like devastating. They think they're gonna see him play. Especially fucking Laker tickets them shit a super expensive you might get lucky to be able to go to one game a year type shit Yeah, that's the one you pick and then it's not that that's why the NBA they've been having a lot of problems with that And then the ratings are super low this year. Are they? Yeah, it's really bad But they feel like it's probably been like cuz you know the election time and so much shit been going on people ain't really been

Focusing on sports right now, but hopefully the middle of the season it'll pick back up. How did you feel about the election? I can't tell you, to be honest, I ain't paid no attention to that shit. You know what happened though, right? Yeah, Trump won, I mean, but I didn't, I can't say I was following it or nothing. I'm sorry, I'm just not that kind of guy. I know, I was way less.

I was playing fucking metaphor de fantasio I was way way less invested in it than the previous few elections where you're I was like Oh glue like yeah watching it so close. I was very like Yeah, I just didn't care. Yeah, I just like it is what it is I also felt like being too invested was a mistake. Yeah, I hate those I was I was invested I'm saying, you know, whatever four years ago and eight years ago and and 12 years But like I was like, oh every time I feel invested in this I feel like it's taking too much out of me I need to not invest as much the worst is the people that's just still talking about it. It's like it's happened It's over. Why are you talking about this shit every day?

He won it's over. It's over, you know, but they still that's just still talking about it. It's like it's happened, it's over. Why are you talking about this shit every day? He won, it's over. But they still, it's like they talking points. Go back to your life. Yeah, yeah, it's over. I can't be fully dialed in to politics, man. No. All you do is stretch yourself out. Here's one last one, let's see if this is fun.

This is not a horrible hilarious, it's just a video. Let's see what it is. I stay with Mersh, he's just a video. Let's see what it is. I see what it is. I see what it is. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. So guys, SBR on DSMK.com. Be safe with me. It's very important.

And let's go guys. SBR, sobriety. Let's go. I love you all. Give me the video. I did one nice. I did one nice. Sober sobriety, that's all for that.

And buy all your merch, let's go guys. Sober, sobri does entertain me so much. Yeah, fuckin' Paris. To throw that and then just... You can do shit like that out there. They ain't got guns. You know what I'm sayin'? You can't play them pranks in America.

No, you really can't. No, fuckin' no. Especially not in Texas. And not when I get you that fuckin' gun. Oh, no, man. That's comin' soon, man. Hell yeah, I'm ready. Book, book, book, book!

Alright, so... As soon as it arrives, what we should do is, why don't we actually, why don't we make arrangements that day to you get it from, we'll meet at a gun range. Okay, that sounds good. So we can actually like, take it for a spin. Hell yeah, that's great. I'm down, Ted.

All right, cool. Danny Brown, thank you for coming. Thank you so much for having me. So I was a blast. Love seeing you. You're so fucking funny, Ted. All right, cool. Danny Brown, thank you for coming. Thank you so much for having me. It's always a blast. Love seeing you. You're so fucking funny. And don't forget to check out the Danny Brown Show every Friday on the YMAGE YouTube channel. And pretty soon we'll have a new Danny Brown album.

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