Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Hollywood is Full of Knuckleheads! | Your Mom's House Ep. 813

Episode Date: June 4, 2025

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You look lovely today. You like it? Yeah. I mean, your outfit is really, really beautiful. Thank you. You noticed. Yeah, of course. It's great. What kind of shirt is that? It's just a burgundy kind of thing going on. But yeah, it's really nice. Did you notice anything else?

Your hair looks beautiful. Thank you. Lipstick, you have your- Yeah, perfect red, perfect red. Always on. Yeah, what else? You have earrings, beautiful earrings. Thank you.

You know, you never noticed my looks. I always notice. What are you talking about? You look great. You look really great. There is something. Your teeth. Yes. I great. There is something. Your teeth. Yes. I got new veneers.

They look fantastic. Thank you. I saw this ad on TikTok for Snap-on Smile. And I thought I should get these for me, for you, for the whole team. For the whole team, yeah. So this is something that people are using. Oh yeah, oh yeah, it's so easy. You just open the box, you glue it in. So many idiots are out there paying thousands and thousands of dollars to get veneers.

So stupid. How much were these? These were 9.99 times. 9.99. I got you a pair, do you wanna try? I have not even thought of that yet. Thank you. Is this, I don't know which way. It doesn't even matter.

Just put him in and you're... So natural. It's so, so good. Does it feel nice? It feels really nice. Yeah. And it makes me want to smile. Yeah.

Do you trust me? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. And it makes me want to smile.

I do. Yeah. Do you trust me? You're so white. You're so white. You're so white. I know. It's comfortable. It's comfortable.

Yeah. I love coffee. And you don't have to worry about staining your teeth with coffee. No, that's right. The one thing is you don't want to eat with them in. Mm-hmm. Or drink or do too much. Oh, you drank with me. The one thing is you don't want to eat with the men or drink or do too much. Oh, you drank with them!

I did. And you probably... You probably don't want to talk too much with them right now. Not too much. But you look so pretty. You don't have to talk anyway. Yeah, I just put it in the top ones. I haven't even tried putting it in the bottom ones. It's a sapphire smile. Here you go. I look good. I haven't even tried putting in the bottom one smile Look like one of those old guys yeah

The old guy who's still at the club he's like hey ladies You look great. Yeah, I get on this one. I'm gonna choke I think. Well, these are fantastic. And then there's a... $9.99 dude. I guess this is like the glue part? You kind of melt these down? Yeah, so you melt those down in water, and then you glue these to your actual teeth. Fantastic.

I imagine it will do no harm to my existing veneers probably. Yeah, the packaging looks like it's from 1974, which is cool. So good! Yeah. I's so good. Yeah. I just love this. I mean, at first it was... The photo is the lowest res photo I've ever seen on something. It's so shitty.

It's unbelievable. One size fits all. Believe it or not. Wow. You could get these on Amazon. You know what's fun too is they don't... Big smile confidence instantly. Yeah.

I sure felt it. They don't even... They're a differentiate between like women's teeth or men's teeth. Oh, it's all teeth one size fits all snap on Fantastic that is really cool That did feel good there's so much to get into so why don't we just start with this opening clip It's really really my favorite. It's my girl. Yeah, here we go Like I don't want it to seem like, I don't know, intimidating. You don't want a camera shooting, basically.

Just tell people, like, this is for you. Do you know what I mean? Like, I know I have to film it to have it in the morning, but I want you to have a good time. I know. And if there's anything you want to try, like, I want it to be fun. Like, for everyone I meet, it's why it was always so nice.

I don't want it to be a, do you know what I mean? I want you to have a good time, basically. But yeah, you're welcome. Just spit on me, slap me, make me yours today. Because that's who I am. I don't want it to be a job. Yeah, you're welcome. Just let me meet me All's today. That's why I'm you get nervous. I'm whatever else that please don't I don't worry It's fine. I'll see you soon Gray speech No problem, the fuck is dead! Welcome to your mom's house. Welcome to your mom's house.

With Tom Segura. Tom Segura. And Christina Palistri. Welcome to your mom's house. Welcome to your mom's house. Meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow. This car is so crazy. Meow meow meow.

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Yeah, like I have to be here. Oh, there we are. Do you believe in God? No, I believe in cum. What? Cum. She's right about that. Cum? Yeah.

You're a dummy. What the fuck is that? The thing that's fucking with me is cum. Sure. Sure. That's the only thing I worship. She's really cool, man. Bonnie Bloom.

But I mean, to get, there's a room of guys in ski masks. Yeah. And she's just like, don't fucking hold back. Treat me like whatever you wanna treat me like. This is for you. It's for them. You can see all the guys' eyes are darting around and shit. They're all kinda weirded out, you know?

But why? It seems perfectly natural and cool It is cool Don't you want to go in a room full of strangers and come all over this chick and wear your ski mask to do it? Yeah, the I don't know that whole I think the the turnoff for me if I may say might be the 70 other guys. No Yeah, but other than that, that's cool, I think it's a fucking awesome thing. Tell me, let me, make me yours today. Make me yours today. Make me yours today.

I know, I love Bluey, that show so much. This is a little different. It's hard to hear when she does her accent. She's great. You know, I want to dislike Bonnie Blue, but... She's 26. You know, it's practically dead. She's so old.

Jesus. Bonnie Blue's social media account disappears after a 2,000 men sex stunt. What happened there? The main TikTok and Instagram accounts of porn only fans star Bonnie blue appeared to have been removed a day after She announced plans to sleep with 2,000 men in a single day 2,000 men in a single day. The 26 year old whose real name is Tia Billinger made headlines earlier this year after claiming she had sex with 1,057 men in 12 hours. Now she says she intends to break her own record.

Well, that's what all great athletes do. You just raise the bar. Push yourself. You push it. But I have to say, brilliant marketing move. I mean, it's not a bad idea. No, I mean, everybody has learned this woman's name and yeah. It's brilliant.

But here's the deal, man, is that I heard that there was a lot of stuff on TikTok about how those guys didn't all come. Because if you have to hold on, you got to do the math, you know, 24 hours, 2000 guys. What's the math on how much time each guy gets? I think I saw something where they get like a minute or you know. So that's really hard to come in front of seven or sorry, 1999 other strangers. Could it can be. There's certain guys like some guys can get it done. Like the real gamers. The real workers. Yeah. Worker. Yeah.

But could you do it in a minute? I think the thing is, I think the pressure makes it more difficult, right? Of course. Like if you're alone, you could be like, okay. Of course. But yeah, with the... And also she didn't say I'm making 2,000 guys cum. I'm just having sex with you. She's having sex with us,

so that could be her legal loophole, if you will, I don't know. Really interesting. It is really interesting. These are all interesting notes. 2,000, wait, what's the, so it's a minute per guy? Something like that. So what's 2,000 minutes? I could do 3,000, wait, so it's a minute per guy? Something like that. So what's 2,000 minutes? I could do 3,000.

Wow. I could do 10,000. Are you signing up for this? Can I tell you where she went wrong? Yeah. But did she have guys in one in the mouth, one in the vag? I don't know, I don't know.

We need to know more. I think the only way to know is to buy the video that she has posted somewhere. Can one of you guys do the research for us? She needs to get more. Because how is she gonna, you have to constantly push the boundaries. What's the next one gonna be?

What is the next one gonna be? Yeah, well, she's obviously upping the ante, right? This is way to go, keep going. I hope you get to 10,000 in a day. I know, I'm so proud of her. It's fucking awesome. Proud of myself. Yeah, I'm proud of you.

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I know there's a there's a bunch coming out That's great, man. So, it looks like Jamie Oliver has one on there. I did one. I know there's a bunch coming out, but they're really great guys, and it's a really great podcast if you like that type of conversation. So huge shout out to them. It's a great transition for us to tell you that we actually had something done here about a week ago, and it should be out pretty soon, where we know Philip, we know, you know, this guy's a Michelin star chef, he has sushi by scratch, he has a pasta bar with his lovely wife, Margarita, who's an amazing chef, amazing pastry chef.

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And we had this conversation about why don't you have like a cook-off, see whose skills are really up there, you know. So those two guys faced each other in a very intense battle that we filmed. It's amazing. I can't wait to see this. It's amazing. And we had, I was one of the judges. Another great chef, Josh Weissman, who lives in Austin.

He's an incredible chef. He was one of the judges. And then Rob Eiler also came. So we had a very, like a just, hey guys, here's the ingredients, do your best. And I don't want to give anything away, but it was quite the battle and that'll be out soon. Well, what a nice panel of people.

You have a comedian, an actor, and an actual chef, so it's a nice balance between the judges. And I'll say this, there was a lot of debate at the judges' table about, it was really something. Now, Fancy, I'm sure, brought his A game, he always does. Oh yeah, oh my God, did he ever bring it? Very talented guy. Yeah, so. Wow, I. Did he ever bring a very talented guy? Yeah, so Wow. I mean Phillips pretty you know Phillips

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This guy, who is even up on everything? I mean, can you fill us in on what's actually going on? So much. It's such a soap opera. Cougar, you want to take this one? You've been talking to him. Yeah, so it's been a very exciting couple of weeks. Because we would, so just to recap, in jail, got out of jail.

Right. And then since getting out of jail. What's been happening? So basically he's been living in hotel rooms lately He's just getting them like a week at a time and he's been accosting people at the Syracuse mall I think it's like called destiny USA or something when you say a costing what does that mean? You know looking for work? Oh? When you say accosting, what does that mean? You know, looking for work. Oh, working.

Working. Proformer. Yeah, he's been performing there at the mall, just looking for work, and he's just living off of fan donations, his OnlyFans stuff, cameos, whatever he can scrounge up, really. But he's got a real spending problem, right? He's quite the consumer.

Yeah, some people do say that he has a little bit of a spending problem, right? He's quite the consumer. Yeah, some people do say that he has a little bit of a spending problem. He says that all of this could just go away at any time, so you just gotta spend while you can and enjoy what you have. That's an interesting philosophy. That's what every accountant will tell you, just spend it now.

Yeah, business managers will be like, this could go away tomorrow, just spend it all today. That's a good way to plan. My understanding is that he gets money and tomorrow, just spend it all today. That's a good way to plan. My understanding is that he gets money and then he'll spend it on like. Swigs. Swigs. Swigs and slices.

Swigs and slices. Swigs and slices. He likes to go to. Is that his? Huge update, it looks like within the last hour or so, his Instagram got taken down. Oh. Could it have been the fully erect

With stains in his underwear post that might have been it yeah that might have been reported What tell me always keeping a work you can't take a worker down. Yeah, I think I work you just try to make a living Can we reach out to him right now? Yeah? Yeah, let's give him a call. Okay. He's got to be furious about this Instagram take down Oh, this is gonna be this is the time to call Call call the five other numbers. How many does he have? I think Tony just has the one. What?

Oh. He's a newer cool guy. Oh, shit. He's a younger one. Oh. Damn. I literally just talked to him. You just talked to him.

How long ago? Like less than an hour, I think. Maybe he's on the phone to Instagram. Oh yeah, he might be calling customer service. He might be on the phone with Zuck. He does know him. Yeah for sure, everyone knows Tony Jones. Zuck, bro.

Does he have any other outlets? Like is he on like Live Leak? What is it? Live Leak Stream? Well he's probably Someone's putting stuff there, but I mean, I feel like his ig is like his Relationship to the world his lifeline. Yeah. I know. I mean, this is where a lot of it goes down God damn it. He's gotta get on the tick. You're gonna take a worker down

Instagram is so snooty about their uh guidelines. Yeah, he needs to go to tick tock where nobody That's not sure they care a lot. Yeah X is the place X He really should be on X cuz they don't flag shit No, yeah, people are like I'm a Nazi and they're like great cool. Well posting Yeah, like freedom of speech, baby. Yeah, do it, man. Yeah, that's the place for him, though. No restrictions. X is a real garbage dump. I mean, it was always shitty before. It was always a dumpster fire.

Now it's just porn, porn, porn. Well, it's not just, it's just chaos. I don't even go there, I hate it. I can't believe that anybody, it's all bots, too. It's bots and nonsense. Yeah, I'm not interested at all. It's such a shit fucking platform. Well, it always was.

It always was, to be fair. I think the problem is it was like the first iteration of something exciting, where you could read stupid people's thoughts. It's garbage. And you're like, why am I reading any of this fucking stupidity? Well, but we tried getting ahold of him.

That's not working out. If you get ahold of him, you let us know, okay? Yeah. We're working on it. Worker. Hey, I just wanna tell you something really cool happened to me. I was shopping at the mall

and I got recognized as the fart lady. As the fart lady? Yeah, some lady was like, I know you, do I know you? And I was like, no. And then she's like, yeah, you farted. You're the fart lady. Wow.

Cool, thank you. How did that feel? Pretty special. Like I've reached a pinnacle. Like I'd rather be known. I think that's the only thing I want to be known as. Fart lady. Fart lady, you farted on that show.

She goes, I just saw a podcast where you farted. And I was like, yeah. That's really cool. That's also like, I mean, you had to feel some pride. Actually I did. I did, cause it was like a fancy retail store. And I was like, this is, it makes sense. Only thing would have been better

if she had turned to the people there I mean like this is the fart lady Yeah, you don't know this check that's awesome. That was pretty cool. She's like you farted Yeah, by the way, I see a folder here I hadn't seen it says King ass ripper update what There's an update yeah, I mean these are a lot of the same videos that are going around right now we think they're still mostly reuploads we've been talking to him him it might be an impersonator to the bottom of it gotcha either way I don't think these have been played on the show before

next time we're just gonna put all these in a funnel and just funnel it down my throat and gulp pudding all fucking day. I have to say Tom. Yeah. Oh yeah His evolution is one of the more fascinating ones. I like his earlier work. I'm still I'm on the first album, you know? I like the farts. I do feel like this feeding thing, I know. The eating is like, I get it, because here's the other thing. A lot of times as an artist, you go, don't just define me by my first album.

I wanna do other things. I'm not just gonna play the songs you like. I'm an artist. I feel like that's what we're getting here, but I'm with you. I especially like the, in his original stuff, it would be like reaching into a cabinet in the kitchen.

Yeah. And then he'd fart and be like. Oopsie. Yeah. Yeah. A little, or walking up the stairs. I like that. I like that it was like,

was he in his parents' house? We don't know where he's doing. We don't know anything. What he's doing. He had dirty chonies on with the holes. It was relatable. Holes and brown. His work spoke to us on a level

because you also had holes in your chonies at the time and he reminded you. Not as much brown. Not as much brown. They were very brown chonies. So dirty. Yeah. I don't know, there was an innocence,

a playfulness to his earlier work. True. And now I feel like he's more self-aware of the camera and what he's doing, all me eating. He's definitely aware of the weight gain, which is dramatic. If you watch those early videos. Now he's svelte.

He's like 160 pounds, it looks like. He's like very lean and then. I know. I don't like these eating videos. Imagine seeing this in Burger King. You're walking by with your family. Oh, the mayonnaise. Oh, the mayonnaise.

Ugh. Oh, God. There's definitely families in this restaurant. Of course. He's ruining people's day. That's awesome. Oh, you're out. Yeah, but he's day. That's awesome. Oh, you're out. Yeah, but he's looking around, see.

I know. But there's also a mom right now out of frame going like this. Just grabbing her kids like, let's go, let's go. I don't like this. Let's go, don't look at him. Don't look at that man, let's go. He still has the hole in his shirt, which I love.

He stays true to brand. Yeah. That's really- Filthy shirt. Oh yeah, like brand. Yeah. That's really filthy shirt. Oh yeah like here look out look at him here. I know he was so cute. Look at him. Beefing on the dog's face. Yeah. It's like a playfulness. Yeah. The dog is so used to it too. Yeah. Yeah that one. Yeah, it's really something else now. It's a whole other thing. But you know, we still honor you, we still celebrate you. We still cherish you and your work. You're still an amazing guy.

Yeah, there's a little bit too much of a wink at the camera now for me, for my liking. Do you know what happened to me, by the way, last week? I was on the road and I'd get back to my room and sometimes, you know, certain, you just go, I wanna hear this music right now, right? Like something you have. And I got on this like Michael Jackson kick, right?

He's timeless. He's timeless. And I pulled out greatest hits and I was just going through all of them. And I was like, Jesus Christ. What's your favorite album? Well, it wasn't even about, it was just that there's just so many great songs.

It was like from Jackson five stuff just through through the end. And then I remembered that one of my all like it just hit like I'm listening to this music in my hotel room, just like earbuds in, you know, maybe an edible. And I'm just enjoying life. Yeah, just that's how I'm winding down and then it hits me and I was like oh man it just popped into my memory one of my all-time favorite clips from the show. I know. People fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan today, cops, firefighters, teachers, none of them are going to get much credit.

And yet for the last, I don't know how long now, How long now? His low life, Michael Jackson, his name, his face, his picture, is all over the newspapers, television, radio. So what we hear about is Michael Jackson. This is like in the weeks after he died, okay? And let's knock out the Psychobabble. This guy was a pervert, he was a child. He was a pervert.

And to be giving this much coverage to him day in and day out, what does it say about us as a country? I just think it's too, it was too politically correct. No one wants to stand up and say, we don't need Michael Jackson. You know, he died, he had some talent to find. There's people dying every day. There's men and women dying, say, in Afghanistan. Let's give them the credit they deserve.

So I really think the media has disgraced itself. I think that too many people in public life have made fools of themselves by talking about Michael Jackson's if you're some kind of hero There's nothing good about this guy. Maybe a good singer did some dancing Would you let your child or grandchild be in the same room? This is that's representative Peter King with my all-time favorite quote Did some dancing. Did some dancing. Michael Jackson, may have been a good singer,

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Did some dancing. Guy's a pervert, okay? But how he hit such good albums, like so many bangers stream out of that. Which, by the way, just this is what you're saying is the reality of how the world works. Yeah, of course. You can be as awful as awful can be. And if you're super talented. Most of the time. It's okay.

Most of the time. It's okay. Most of the time. You can do, yeah. Well, I mean, yeah. How talented are you though? I know. If you're other worldly talented,

you can get away with a lot of awful shit. MJ for sure. So MJ, I think there was a level of denial With MJ nobody wanted to believe that he was doing this stuff And there's well it was like it was like millions of people on either side right yeah, and the faint like the hardcore fans Would break down and defend even to this day. There, there's been documentaries of like people who go, I was abused by him. And people go, that person's a liar. Yeah. Like, yeah.

It's crazy, but you're right. There is a part of your brain that's like, I still want to listen to his jams cause they're so good. And I can totally separate the pitot from the music. It just happens with, I mean, look man, I'll tell you this. He's not on the same level, but I also got on to some R. Kelly shit,

and I gotta tell you, the guy's fucking unbelievable. He is unbelievable. What do you, see, cause I only know the ridiculous that, I'm coming out of closet, and he's like, and he, oh wait, what's that one where he's like, girl, get your passport. I was trapped in the closet.

Yeah. Trapped in the closet. He went through like his- What's all that? He wasn't writing lyrics. He's bananas, he's fucking crazy. But he is a unbelievable producer, incredible singer and piano player as well. Okay, what's his big jam?

His biggest jam? Yeah, like tell me what am I missing? I believe I can fly. I believe I can fly. That's probably his biggest jam. That's a good song. But like, you know, step in the name of love. Step in the name of love.

I know that jam. That's when he's on a boat dancing. Oh yeah. Yeah, that's a good one. Pied piper y'all. He's doing his shit. He's insane. But like you, he also produced a lot of big, big hits for people.

Just super talented and got away with- Phil Spector, another creep that- Very, very creep. But great, made the Wall of Sound. Amazing Christmas music that I love every year. And then it's also, by the way, and with people, like R. Kelly's probably one of the ones who you don't, there's not a lot of people going, hey man, that's bullshit, he's a good guy, no one's really doing that.

No, but he's defending him. No, no, no. People are like, he had people essentially kidnapped in a home, brainwashed, they just don't make excuses for him. But for other people, like MJ, they make, Woody Allen. Oh, Woody Allen's a, he married his stepdaughter. His adopted daughter. Yeah, and then his biological kids are like... He's a creep.

Oh yeah, they say awful. And then they say, they're like, this is my dad and I'm talking about him. And then he's just like, that's not true. And people go, yeah, he makes great movies. He makes great movies. Who cares? Well, even Hugh Hefner, you know when he died I was like, why are we celebrating this cretin this guy just was a Pornographer and a scumbag and everybody was like no he liberated women's bodies and I'm like maybe I don't know But now that Holly Madison's coming out, you know, she's autistic as fuck, which is really funny

Yeah says whatever is in her heart and she's like, yeah, dude He wouldn't make us do all kinds of demeaning, awful, creeper things. And you're like, yeah, no duh. Really, the guy that owns the Playboy Mansion? And no duh. But what's interesting about what you said is like, R. Kelly was, his thing was like 15 year olds, right?

Like he was like that teenage. So yeah, and I forget the term for that, because it's not pep. Right, it's like a special term. But he likes them when you're in the infancy of sexual development, but once they become women, he's like, no. No, thank you. I like them like, yeah, like 14, 15.

No thanks. But why don't we believe, so then the people that came out against MJ, people were like, like we don't wanna defend children, but we'll defend. Oh, there you go. What is it? Efebophilia. Okay, I don't, it's so funny we'll defend 15-year-olds. What is it? Efebophilia. Okay, I don't, it's so funny.

I know, I'm just looking for the term. I can't even do it. Efebophilia. The mid to late adolescence, that's what he's into, yes. Yeah, yeah, I got it. And he also likes to make pee-pee on them. Have to make a pee-pee and you're right here. Okay, got it. And there's also a thing with like,

weren't they like all banging Aaliyah too? Or didn't Aaliyah get emancipated at like 15? He married her or whatever, dated her when she was incredibly young. These musicians are such creepers. Well, you get like, you get into your own world, like you get worshiped so much and you start getting away with little things

and it just kind of. I know. Jerry Lee Lewis married his 13 year old cousin. Yeah, so R. Kelly was illegally married. R. Kelly was illegally married to Aliyah when she was 15. Yeah, Jerry Lee Lewis, by the way. 13. 13. Wasn't Elvis? In the South.

Priscilla Presley was about that age too. 13? And we're all like. Parents gave her permission to marry him. And the funny thing is when people bring that up, oh the biggest piece of shit, the fucking absolute biggest piece of shit. Which one?

Roman Polanski. Yeah, that guy. He fucked this girl in a goddamn, yeah, she was 14 years old when they met. Okay. But Polanski fucked a 13 year old in a hot tub and then fled the country when... France. Yeah, and France was like...

What's the problem? What's the problem? Men have feelings. And so many people in Hollywood were like, what's the fucking... And apparently now, you know, she's forgiven him and you're like, okay, I mean, it's a 13-year-old... The thing is, I forget who once said this, and it's never left my mind, is that, like, if this were Roman Polanski,

the deli owner, no one would be like, dude, what, get over it. Fucking guy's great. Like, it's just because he's a great director. I know, it's just like he's a great director. I know, I know. It's just like when Bill Cosby went down, you know, people closest to Bill were defending him, like his co-stars and stuff. Oh yeah, yeah.

I know, and I think there's just a level of disbelief with that. Like if somebody were to tell me your husband is doing this, I'd be like, no way. I know this guy, no way. But so many people didn't want to believe that Bill Cosby was a piece of shit and still don't. Drugging people? I mean. Drugging people. And there's people who't want to believe that Bill Cosby was a piece of shit. And still don't.

Drugging people? I mean. Drugging people. And there's people who are defending P. Diddy right now. May have been a good singer, did some dancing. I did some dancing. But MJ was other level talent. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

He has the craziest allegations. And it's also met with like the craziest level of talent. I wonder if it goes hand in hand. I don't know. I mean, I tell you my favorite, I love a thriller that's a banger album. Quincy Jones, Off the Wall is like one of the greatest. But then once he started taping his fingertips, I was out.

Once that weird shit happened. I have a skin condition. I was lying about all that stuff. And so my skin's turning white and I've had one procedure on my nose. One procedure. No, it's not true. It's not true. Blanket. And bubbles we do tape came out on the fingers and bad when he was like, I'm a bad, I'm bad. You're like, what's happening? What's happening? Yeah, he wouldn't do it. So, so Michael Jackson first reached out when they were doing bad. They reached out to Prince to do it like a duo. A duet. Yeah. And Prince was like, all right, let's see it. And then Michael Jackson was like, you're the first verse. And he was like, I'm not going to say your butt is mine.

I'm not doing that shit. And he was like, well, that's it. And they're like, he was like, no, I'm not fucking doing that. You know what, Prince, I loved him when he was alive. In his death has now become the baddest motherfucker. All these things are coming out, stories about Prince. Allegedly, did you guys hear this, that there was a recording of Prince

that was played during the P. Diddy trial? I don't even know, it's probably not true, but that he made a recording naming names and dates and stuff. Yeah, okay, so they didn't play it. You can't believe anything now. I know. Look at that AI face.

So ridiculous. Your body's mine. But anyway, he tried having babies with this one chick, this young girl, you know, he was always into these young girls. They all look like vanity. It was one Apollonia, vanity. Apollonia.

And they couldn't have kids. They had a baby that died. He burned down the baby's nursery, burned it to the ground, and then dumped that chick and was like on to the next one. Can't give me babies and stuff. I was like, this guy's a legend. Unbelievable talent. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Prince. Unbelievable talent. I don't know who I like better MJ or Prince. This is not to say that like we're not all, everyone's flawed. Everybody has flaws.

Yeah, but we don't fuck minors and stuff. That's what I'm saying. That's like what, that's what uh, like that's what cartel guys do. You know what I mean? Like it's really. What's wrong with y'all? Yeah. What's wrong with you?

I guess they just, when you get that famous and you have access to everything, the theory is they're like, well, what's next? You know, I guess they just when you get that famous and you have access to everything the theory is they're like well What's next you know I'm bored they get bored. I think You definitely get weird we got that part everybody gets weird when you get money cuz now you could disguise the limit You can do what you want, but this level of this is another level But it's also who you're surrounding yourself with, okay? Yeah. Yeah, what about bubbles? So, I got a monkey and I got a playground at my house.

Oh my God, remember that? And they're like, there's no way this guy's a people. He has a roller coaster in his backyard. Yeah. And animals. Fucking zebras walking around. So fucking weird. You don't like animals?

Could you imagine being the parent though, that's like, yeah, go spend the night. Which just shows you like our obsession with like, fame and celebrity. People are that taken by it where they're like, yeah, you spend the night there, that's fine. It's Michael Jackson. And then he took fucking Emmanuel Lewis as his date

to the Grammys. You show me your anus. Remember that, babe? Yeah, yeah. He fucking took Emmanuel Lewis as his date to the Grammys and people were like, he's fine, he's normal. He's taking a kid to the Grammys. Michael's very childlike himself.

That was the thing. He's just very childlike himself. Okay, well. What could be more, he would say, this is what he said in Bashir, he goes, what could be more special than sharing your bed, sharing your bed with a child? What could be more beautiful than sharing your bed?

That's what he was saying. It's nice, no, it's nice, no, no, it's more beautiful. What could be more beautiful than sharing your bed? And America was like, uh-huh, yeah, good point. What could be more? That Bushier interview should have put him right in jail. I mean, the shit that he was saying. It's like you watch that and then you listen to you wanna be starting something, you're like,, the shit that he was saying. It's like you watch that and you listen till you wanna be starting something.

You're like, yeah, fucking I get it. It's beautiful. And the lies, I only have one nose job. Yeah, oh yeah, there we go, all the kids. See, that's what happened. That literally is like, you're too famous. You're just too famous. Nobody says no to you.

That's the problem. People weep when they meet you. Oh my God. Okay, here, let's the problem people we buy when they meet you Okay, here let's transition That's terrible so we're here with Alki and Jennifer David, of course the owners of 902 one go and Of course have faith and film on and many many other companies good to have you here thank you so much you look beautiful nishka well i'm a little bit chilly jan that's okay i remember this yeah okay i don't want to put my mouth on that now that's absolutely disgusting oh my goodness um jennifer i'm not

often speechless but i think i've actually been caught speechless now. I love it. It looks like they all have the snap-on smile. They do have the snap-on smile, and that's what this is a plug for. The snap-on smile, you can get it also on Amazon for $9.99. It's a big smile confidence instantly. Wow, look at that. Why don't you know what? You've got to start doing this on red carpets. Oh, God, there's coffee spit everywhere. Yeah, I saw that earlier. Why don't you know what you got to start doing this on red carpets coffee? It's even better than the perfect smile, oh yeah, I think it get more perfect. Yeah, totally for her great. Yeah

You got to start doing this on the red carpets farting into Mike's I would be so happy Jerry recommends hologram billionaire pay model 900 million dollars after she Office's room. Oh, shit. We're just hitting the fucking bat in the park today. There's some really cool guys on today. What is going on? Fuck. A room?

Yeah. He's a knucklehead too. He is a big knucklehead. Fuck right off. Yeah. Listen, I gotta tell you, it's gotta be who your friends are because you know, we we have wealthy friends Yeah, you know what they do. Yeah push-ups

Sit-ups kettlebells cold plunges art listen, we're arguably friends with like Probably the most famous comedians in yeah, we do nothing like no none of us that I know well There's no room. There's no fucking the mothership No, no, we you know What is wrong? Can't you just be normal just enjoy your money be normal go buy some fucking suits go play. Yeah Buy a car you dickhead. Yeah, you don't have to doing what are you doing?

But I have a feeling this guy would have been a creep without the money, right? That's the thing. They're just creeps with money. Well, yeah, they were always creeps. Yeah. Someone who's a creep with money was always a creep. Creep. Yeah. And now he's a bigger creep.

Essentially, yes. Grrr. Grrr. Could be more special. Let's be special. How was your peachy? It was good, I pushed hard and it came all out. Got some fun stuff to show you now.

Alright, we'll get out of this absolutely horrifying segment we did. Oh Great to be back. I'm so upset that I wasn't here in the past couple episodes. How do you feel about white gay porn? Does it bother you as much as black gay porn? This is disrespectful to firemen. This is disrespectful to the service.

They risk their lives out there. That's true. But these guys are also for our entertainment. They're risking their lives. You know, they risk their lives out there. That's true. But these guys are also for entertainment. They're risking their lives. You know, I started watching Interview with a Vampire on Netflix. You know me, I love my vampire stuff.

You love vampire stuff. I gotta say, it's too gay. It's gay? I can't handle it. Like, oh my God, dude. They at one point, they do butt fuck, right? They like have vampire sex. They do? Yeah. They do? Well, like I they do butt fuck, right? They have vampire sex. They do?

I remember, yeah. They do? Well, they don't butt fuck, but they kinda homo out. At one point, they share a coffin. They're like, goodnight, and they share a coffin. I was like, all right, I'm outta here. And then there's the scene where Lestat turns Louis into a vampire,

which is awesome in Anne Rice's world. And it's two dudes naked. They're fucking, and it just shows, Lestat's a gay ass, like his butt naked and the other vampire naked. And I was like, I don't wanna see this. Really? Because who's watching this vampire show?

It's women. Right. Unless you're into gay dudes. But some women love that set. Some women do, I don't. I've seen women, met women that say, they're like, I love watching gay porn. I'm like, really? I think Anne Rice was into homo gay guys doing stuff.

She must have been into that stuff. I think the explanation I've heard is that the gay men or the gay porn men are better looking than the straight porn men. For sure. So they just go, oh, I like watching this more. Seems like a lot though. I don't like watching dudes together. If you look at it, you'll love it.

I know, and it's like my favorite book. I love Interview with the Vampire. I love the series. This is a new one? It's like a few years old. It's on Netflix. Like the one we grew up with, the Brad Pitt. Right, so it is based on the same book,

Interview with the Vampire and the Anne Rice Chronicles, Vampire Chronicles, but it's like a remake of Interview of the Vampire. And they didn't homo out in the movie version, like Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt. Have you seen Sinners yet? Oh no, what is that? That's the movie that came out early.

Let me see. This movie. Is it about vampires? Yes, it's so good. No, but I'll watch it. It's so good. Really, you like a vampire movie. This movie. Is it about vampires? Yes. It's so good. Ooh, no, but I'll watch it. It's so good. Really? You like a vampire movie. This movie was fantastic.

Yeah, it's out on the road. We went and saw it and it was really, really good. Okay. Yeah. You went on the road to see a cool vampire movie? Well, I didn't know what I was seeing either. I didn't know what the movie was. What cool trick did you do watching a gay vampire movie?

This isn't gay at all. It's not gay. It's really good. Why do they have to gay up my vampires, dude? I don't know. I don't want it. I don't know at all. It's not gay. It's really good. Why do they have to gay up my vampires? I don't know. I don't want it. I don't know. Jesus, you sound like any. Well, I'm so fucking mad. No, I feel like- I get it, Christina. Right? All right. I get it. It's unnecessary. It's unnecessary. Why are we focusing on it? Why are we focusing on this? All right, okay. And I know they're homoerotic in the book, but I don't want to see them. It's pride month because you have a little fucking respect. In the book it is meant to be homoerotic.

Rico. So Rico are you a top or a bottom? I'm verse. I don't believe in tops or bottoms. So what you gonna do for me? The book is verse. I'm gonna fuck the shit out too. Oh bend me over then. Do you know how I do to you? Damn right. You don't call me the Puerto Rican this for no reason Hey, how y'all fucking way? Like nigga just go on grinder dog, you don't got to do all this bullshit man, that's so stupid Fuck is verse by the way. Well, here you go, man A verse is a short for versatile refers to a person who is comfortable both giving and receiving Especially anal. I can hear Annie's commentary on gay porn all day.

I know, it's so good. And he's like, no, man. The fuck is this shit? It's upsetting, man. That's how I feel about Interview with the Vampire, where they show the gayness. Yeah, it's like one time. I don't wanna see it. One time you see it in a damn bit, it's like, okay.

All right, you had to do it, all right. Got it. You know what I'm saying? The representation, all right, fine. This is going to be the whole show though. I know, dude. It's just gay niggas. Okay, cool.

I didn't realize I was watching gay porn. What the fuck? So true, Annie. Did you see Sinners? Yeah, it was horrible. You didn't like it? I hated it. It's the worst movie I've ever seen in my life.

You're not serious. I'm not playing with you. Wait, what did you not like about it? First of all, first of all, I mean, I got some... First of all, I'm tired of the fucking, mmm-hmm, niggas in the fields, picking cotton and shit. I'm tired of that fucking scene.

Okay, I've seen it a thousand billion fucking times. Do the singing again. Mmm-hmm, fucking picking the cotton. Mmm-hmm, I'm fucking so tired of that shit, man. It was that for an hour and a half, and then it was shitty CGI fucking vampires and shit. It was horrible. Wow. And I was so mad because I'm like there's no way I'm the only nigga that thought this. And so I went on Reddit and I could not find people that agree with me.

Everyone said this was the most, the best cinematic experience of my life What the fuck movies have you watched then? I? Question your movie If it didn't have them But that was the movie though and then at the end well I mean, I guess I want to spoil it but whatever at the end it was the it was the you know Oh fucking the black people did it again We won mother fuck like bro cut it out with this shit, man

KKK, there's no KKK anymore. And then oh, what do you know? There is all surprise spoilers You gotta start doing more movie reviews. I fucking hated that Wow And and I'm not really like that. I'm not a dude to hate on movies I don't have a lot to say about a lot of movies, but I did you see the new mission possible that movie? I did not yet. I want to see that you've already seen it with your boyfriend on the road. Yeah Yeah, so this is what it is This is where this is coming from. Who's this boyfriend? I know who's your road boyfriend?

You keep seeing movies with about Kurt is it Kirk Fox? Well, that's who I saw sinners with ya. Mm-hmm. What other boyfriend did you see? Well, I saw a mission impossible Alone. Oh Yeah whole This is grounds for divorce. Why I love the mission impossible movies. I got it. I got a kind of yeah Bummer for you though. It's fucking way too long. I can't believe you saw it without me You know, we like those stupid movies. I'll go see it again with you. You know, you're taking me to see it

Okay, you're gonna sit. Well, I wonder here's the thing. I wanted to see it before it was out of IMAX So I was in LA where they have fish. I was in LA and I had a break between Okay, I had a break between the podcast I had to LA and I had a break between fucking real. Okay. I had a break between the podcast I had to do and the event so in that time I went to saw I went and saw it and Here's the thing. It is impressive. Like it's you're there to watch basically him do stunts Yes, because it's Tom Cruise. That's what he does. I know he's like Jackie Chan does everything. It's three hours long. That's okay. I like watching Tom Cruise. Okay.

Is the story good enough to sustain three hours? I think it's kind of convoluted. I think they, you know, they knew that this was his last one, but it's, I think they tried to do too much with the story where you're like, what's happening? I feel so betrayed. Like, I'm so mad at you right now. I swear to God. I'm not even married to you anymore. No swear to God I don't know maybe this Mary to you. All right, let me know we're not even married. Okay, maybe this will change your mind

What do you want from Any. What do you want from me? What do you, why? Just I thought it was about pushups. That's a dope chandelier though. See? That's a dope chandelier. You shouldn't have it.

Gay guys have good taste. I'm a robber. Ah, these two. Yeah, I'm so bummed that Louie and Lestat are like openly gay in this show. Really? Yeah, bothers me. I don't wanna see them fucking.

They're vampires. Yeah. They're just supposed to be companions. They're not supposed to be like full lovebirds. I know. No, I didn't get to talk about this, but I got invited to WWE Raw. And I went and I got there and I was like I wonder if people here are like

Mad at me, you know, sure cuz I got there during rehearsal Like I'm arriving and there's like people training and everything and like getting ready for the show and we're hanging out and Some wrestlers come up to me and they're like, what's up man? Like super nice and I was like out and some wrestlers come up to me and they're like, what's up man? Like super nice. And I was like, oh, cool, cool. And then, cause you know, it was several years back where it was pretty vocal, like critical. And so anyway, then they go, hey, let's shoot this bit.

Like they shoot bits backstage of like, you know, sometimes there's like an interviewer and then a wrestler is talking and then like another one comes in and they talk shit to each other. there's like, like an interviewer and then a wrestler's talking and then like another one comes in and they talk shit to each other. It's like continued drama, right? So like, hey, let's shoot this, you know, this bit. And I'm like, great.

And we're about to roll. And then I see this guy in a suit and he's like, hey, come here. And I go, what? He goes, come here. I go, what's up? And he goes, hey, I forget his name. He's like- Vince McMahon. No, hey, I forget his name. He's like.

Vince McMahon. No, no, no. Not him. But they're like, he's the VP or whatever of WWE or something. I was like, oh, hey, what's up, man? He goes, hey, everybody here knows that you said that they're retards. Did he say that word?

Yeah, like that. And I was like, oh, fuck. Amazing. I go, you do? He goes, oh yeah, like that. I was like, amazing. I go, you do? He goes, oh yeah, everybody knows. I was like, cool. And I thought he was about to be like, you should get out of here or something. I didn't know he was going to say it. He's like, no, we're super happy to have you.

He goes, you know, we should just kind of like address it in some way. I'll go, yeah, yeah. And so we do like a little interview thing where I'm like, oh yeah, you know, I've said some crazy things and I'm like, oh yeah, I've said some crazy things and I'm here to have a good time. Here's the thing, all the wrestlers were the fucking nicest pro athletes I've ever met. Like so nice.

I mean, I can't emphasize how nice they were. Even sent me messages later, it was so great to meet you and all this. And I was like, I was so impressed with the show. like, you know, it's a spectacle but like very fun like the whole environment is fun They put on this great show. There's they're incredible athletes and they're also dramatic performers, right? It's a it really is like an exciting event. And then you know, I left there. I was like, oh that was actually really really fun But I just wanted to say though, if you think that Mystic Rick won't come back

and get involved, you're missing out on something here. Like, Tom is one thing, I have an open mind and I'm enjoying what I'm enjoying. But if you wanna invite Mystic Rick into the ring, do you know that they called out Mystic Rick? No. I heard that, yeah. I can't believe they remembered Mystic Rick.

Pat McAfee was doing the call live, and this wrestler came flying through a table, and on the broadcast, he's like, that guy almost ended up in Mystic Rick's lap. Oh! Yeah. You gotta pull that, man. You guys have to pull that.

That's unbelievable. Well, you have to imagine anybody that puts their heart and soul into wrestling is actually really nice, cool. They're cool. It's such a cool thing. Yeah. Do they have it? Have they had like a gay wrestler? Like a gay black wrestler? I don't know. It's a good question. They should.

I met one that sure seemed like it, but I don't know. Any, would you stop watching wrestling? Stop watching wrestling. If there would you stop watching wrestling? Stop watching wrestling. If there is a gay black wrestler? Yeah, I guess I'd have to stop just obsessing about wrestling, yeah, if that happened. I would be very upset.

These guys are huge, though. Holy shit. Some of them are really big. Some of them are just like, yeah, incredible talent, though. It's fun, though, right? Yeah. Oh my God, we didn't even hit up your favorite thing

of all time. I mean, I've been waiting on this for a minute, guys. Listen, it's the slap heard around the world. And people have to know, you have been goddamn obsessed with this. Brigitte Macron, AKA Big Daddy Macron, and I read the book that Candace Owens recommended, Becoming Brigitte. I was deep on Candace's podcast talking about this.

So the theory goes, allegedly, that Brigitte Macron, which is Emmanuel Macron's wife, is actually Emmanuel Macron's dad, a trans woman. What the fuck? Watch this fucking slap. If you guys haven't seen this. If you haven't seen this. If you haven't seen this, it's really.

So first of all, watch, okay, watch the slap and then we'll go to that image thing. So here is Macron. That's crazy. Getting off the plane. And you see it's two hands mushing. She gives him a double-handed mush to the, oof, and he's stunned.

And then he sees the, that's the thing is you see him see the cameras too, right? Of course. As the push he just stands there and he's like, uh, and then he did the, um, he did the, the, the interview afterwards. He's like, no, it's all. He claims that they were play fighting, that that's how they play with each other, but that was not a playful mush. No, that's not like you and I used to play we push each other in the bushes for walks.

This is other the other level. So look at this. I found this on TikTok where I get all my news. Here's a little that's Brigitte Macron. And that's Emmanuel's dad. Telling you So this family This is such a crazy story So this story is wild So apparently these people are from like the Rothschild family, which is known as like an old-school

Illuminati wealthy French family family, they're billionaires and blah, blah, blah. And they've intermarried one another for generations. You marry your cousin, you marry your brother. It's how the Royals do basically. It's the same inbred shit. And basically just in the last generation, they stopped doing it

because now it's frowned upon in society. But I'm telling ya, first of all, you never laid hands on me. I think you might if I fucking double mushed your face. Like if I put hands on you, Tommy. Well, I don't think I would go crazy, but I would definitely be pretty upset about it, yeah. If I fucking slapped you like that, bro.

If it was a slap to the face, I would definitely grab you. Yeah, like what the fuck are you doing? What are you doing? But he doesn't, but you notice, he's stunned. And then he looks at the. Well, he looks at the camera, he's like, oh shit. But he didn't even look angry, play that again. No, he didn't look pissed.

He's used to being fucked with like that. Do you know what I'm saying? Like he's used to being fucked with like that. Cause he's not, he's just like, oh yeah, she's doing that again. Hi everybody. Yeah. He's like, are you crazy?

The fucking door's open right now. Babe, you might throw me down those stairs. If I did that to you. Come on. Yeah you would. Throw you down the stairs. If I fucking had the disrespect, that is such disrespect to your husband.

Also, to have no self-awareness that the door's open and your president of your country is about to go in front of all these cameras. It's wild. Yeah, he's like, you fuck. I mean, I think it's absolutely wild that a woman would lay hands. What is she, 30 years older than him?

She's like 70, so that tracks with her being the dad's age. It's so crazy. That it's his dad? That's what they're saying. Come on, man. That's the rumor. She's 72 and he's 47. Right, right.

And like there's a whole thing to how this- So he and I are essentially the same age. This would be the equivalent of me being with a 71 year old. It's hot, right? You wanna bang a 71 year old? That's insane. I know, and they say things like about how she walks and her posture and how she sits.

She's very, like there's shots of her, how she moves being very masculine. It's insane. It's insane, I think it's true. I mean, look, I think it's true. I think it's weird and true. It's a sweet note to wrap this episode up on. It was a-

Push him down the fucking stairs. It's been... But do you notice that he takes that beating like it's your dad? Yeah. Where you're just like, whatever, I deserved it. Yeah. I guess I was out of line. I guess I was a bad boy. Mommy, daddy, daddy, mommy. Yeah. Wifey. Yeah. Fucking weird, bro. Weird. We have to run early today apologize There's a lot of crazy stuff happening here This is fun. I had a good time with you even though you saw the Mission Impossible movie without I'll take you to see it Anyway, okay. Thank you Thanks for watching. Thanks for listening. We love you, and we'll see you next week. I'm a great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, pull it up, pull it up, pull it up, pull it up, pull it up, pull it up, pull it up, pull it up, pull it up, pull it up, pull it up, pull it up, pull it up, pull it up, pull it up, pull it up, pull it up, pull it up, pull it up, pull it up, pull it up, pull it up, pull it up, pull it up, pull it up, pull it up, pull it up, pull it up, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let