Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Juelz Ventura-188-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Episode Date: January 15, 2014

HONESTLY, we feel like you're going to leave this episode like, "Whoa, I'm proud of myself." Thanks to you, the dedicated little mommy that could, we have managed to land an all-time favorite and MY OH MY did we have fun. Adult superstar, Juelz Ventura is as laid back and fun as she is sexy and full of drool (we'll let her explain). We get to ask everything we've ever wanted to ask to someone who does the dirty on camera and we get answers that you won't be able to wrap your loose vagina around. Juelz is game for anything and shares the inside scoop that we've been yearning for. Oh yeah, when we finally get to the clip that you all love, well, it's magic. This episode has heart, laughs, boobs and honestly, what else could you want? 

This is an oldie but goodie. That's a very goodie. It's weird. I was there this past weekend with Joe Rogan and I had the best time at Standup Live. Four sold out shows. This weekend I'm going back for my own weekend. Six not sold out shows. So if you're in Phoenix, I need you to come out.

I got a bonus for you. I'm bringing the full charge. Matt Foltron is going to be with me. Your baby's father, the concierge, the full insurance plan is coming with me and local great Mike Kennedy. So it's going to be fun. Standup Live. I'm there Thursday through Sunday.

Please Phoenix come on out and see me do an hour a night. It'll be a good time. The following week we have a super stand up special show at Flappers in Burbank on the 23rd. And tickets are already going quick. So listen to this lineup. Christina, myself, Ryan Sickler, Matt Bronger, who else? Ian Bagg and also a special guest.

So it's going to be phenomenal. Please come out. You can get tickets. TomSegura.com. You have them up at your site at Christina Comedy. They're on Christina Comedy. But go to yourmomshouse.com, yourmomshousepodcast.com. Is that our URL?

That sure is. You can say it right, though. You definitely didn't. What? I didn't have the WWW. Dot. Dot. Ah, fuck.

You fucked it up again. H-T-P colon. Forward slash. Forward slash. W-W-W. Dot your mom's house. Podcast.com. Yeah, it's all there, guys.

It's on the Flappers Comedy site. And also the 25th at the Ice House, we're doing the podcast live. Live podcast. So much fun. In the side room. So we have got a deal with Lafster, where we're streaming the show on the 25th for free all over the world. Usually there's like a fee to watch it.

Not this time. It's free. It's $3.99. So go to lafster.com forward slash Y-M-H, sign up, and then the night of the show, you'll get to see it for free. It's an 8 p.m. Pacific Showtime, so make sure you bookmark it as such. And there's a bunch of goodies that you can like, you can get like shout outs on the show. You can get us to make phone calls for you.

You can be on the show. You can get us to prank phone call people for you, or you can quit your job, like propose to somebody or fart. Tom will fart into the phone. I can fart on command. Yeah, so you just tell me how many farts you want, and then you have to press the clicks and we'll do it. And also, don't forget that bonus episode number four, in case you missed out on that,

is on iTunes. We did get the price reduction we asked for a month after we asked for it, but it's up now. It's $1.99. You guys had it to number three on the charts within 48 hours. We're super grateful. You can always, as always, purchase it on cdbaby.com, but it is on iTunes for all the iTunes users. This weekend, you're going to be wearing hat and gloves and a scarf.

Oh my God, dude. Do you understand? Do you know where I'm going? Mystery guest this weekend? No, where are you going? Anchorage, Alaska. Have you been there? No.

Is that mean it's like dark all year? I think half, like half and half, right? It's not that bad. I think right now it's like 23 hours of darkness, and then you get about 55 minutes. Yeah. Well, I was goth in high school, so that'll be great. January 17th through 18th, Platinum Jacks Comedy Club, Anchorage, Alaska. Holy shit.

January 29th through February 1st, Kansas City, improv, Kansas City, Missouri. And then February 13th through 16th with my sweetheart, Tom Segura at the Chicago improv. February 20th through 23rd, Orlando improv in Orlando, Florida. Can you believe it? Yeah, Doug. What a crazy beginning of the year. That's crazy. That's crazy.

I'm on Twitter at Christina P. at Tom Segura, so you can keep up to date with all of the changes in our lives. Yes, and go check out live dates. They're all posted. ChristinaComedy.com, TomSegura.com, and you can see if we're coming to your town sometime this year. Okay. Yeah, Doug.

Check it out. I'm sweating. I'm so excited right now. Can you believe this? So we have this one guest. I'm sweating. I'm so heavy right now. I'm sweating too.

I can't believe this is happening. This is a really, this is the wonder of a podcast and the wonder of Twitter combined of our fans. That's what I'm saying. The listenership. They are. They are fantastic. Ladies and gentlemen, the great Jules, Jules Ventura is here.

Thank you, Jules, for coming. Thank you for having me. We're so excited. We can't even get over it. Start the show. Are you ready, Jeans? I'm ready. Let's do this.

Ready, Jules? You ready? Yeah. Here's our opening show open. Here we go. All right. Okay. This is last one.

Let's take review. Do you have caulk? Remember caulk? It's not caulk in Korean. What's caulk? Kola. Kola. So do you have, what do you have?

Good. So caulk. And please give me caulk. Oh, please give me caulk. I want a caulk. Please give me caulk. Kola. Please give me.

What's please give me? Good. Who is Ram? Don't bring anyone loving to this. Your mom in the fucking stand. Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house. With Don Segura.

Don Segura. Christina Pajitzi. Christina Pajitzi. Welcome to your mom's house. Jules is rocking out to our song. She likes it. Hell yeah. You got a little rocky chair.

It's good, right? It's all for the guests comfort and enjoyment. It's amazing. This is the manifestation of all of our dreams. This is it. This is it. This is all because of you guys. You listeners bombarded poor Jules Ventura.

So much that she direct messaged me and was like, hey, I feel like a dick if I don't respond, right? You were like, this has to go down. Otherwise, I'll be the biggest giraffe. I'm so glad you think like that. Yeah, I have to. I'm sorry. Like literally, I mean, I'll put out a tweet of my own.

And if it's, if it's something sexual and something funny, I'll get like 50 to 100 favorites. If it's a good amount, 100 if there's a naked picture. But you guys just, I didn't say anything about you guys, but you guys had said something or put up a video clip of me and all of a sudden like, I got at least over 50 messages from people, followers of you guys. So it was like, come on now.

If at least this many of their people are trying to get a hold of me and like it's, it's got to be worth going on at least for, I mean, you guys could end up being dicks for all I know. You're nice. You're nice. We're pretty nice. I can't even say that. Are you kidding me?

But you know what I mean? At least there were a bunch of other people who wanted me to do it. Cause it doesn't always end up good. No, I bet there are a lot of people, and I believe this about adult entertainers is that there's this weird double standard that exists. It's like these people are happy to pleasure themselves to you

and to admire you in one way. And then it's like they also shit on you simultaneously. It's like they feel shame about it maybe. And then they have to like, call you a whore or a slut in this and that. And it's like, why the fuck? Why? This woman gives you so much joy and pleasure and why don't you

respect her? The only reason you knew that I did that was because you watched me and you liked it. There you go. There's a, I'm not a big fan of the, the hypocrisy of the people who, who like, I honestly don't believe there's somebody that slams somebody in the adult business who doesn't like, really enjoy it, but for some, whatever, for whatever

reason, they feel badly about it or they just have to try to publicly shame somebody. I would say that's just the person that they are. And exactly like you said, like they just have to publicly shame somebody. Like they're just one of those people who has to put somebody else down to feel big about themselves. Yes.

I saw a great one a tweet the other day. Somebody, I go, you know, you go to like down the rabbit hole on Twitter where you don't even know how you ended up on somebody's page. And I was going through and like, I don't know how I ended up on this page. And I saw a guy, a guy commented to some porn star like, is your, is your pops happy with what you're doing?

And then she wrote back to him, is your pops happy that you follow me? Exactly. Cause she could see that he obviously follows her and he's like, you know, Well, yeah. And don't you think some of that is jealousy or maybe they want to fuck you and they can't.

Oh no, all the time. A lot of it comes from jealousy, whether it be that they, they want to fuck and we're not giving them time a day or whether it be a lot of times it's girls and they're jealous of the fact that either either either a, we're getting attention or a lot of them honestly are jealous of the fact that they don't have enough guts to do it themselves because a lot of girls like secretly envy porn

stars, which is surprising, but they're the first ones to sit there and talk shit about the porn stars and the strippers and these girls because they're sitting here putting on their goody tissue acts. Right. Well, and also, yeah, there's like a weird animosity or competitiveness. I think maybe they think you're going to steal their husband's

boyfriend. Absolutely. Yeah. Almost all of it, even the, I mean, the jealousy itself stems from insecurities. Most definitely. Yeah. Most definitely.

Like, I know when we, when you agreed to do a show, I, for a minute, I was like, Tom, are you going to, are you going to make love to jewels? You're going to leave me. Like it was halfway joking, but there was that the, the paranoid wife that was like, um, what's going to happen? Everything's going to fall apart. And you're like, oh, wait a minute, calm the fuck down.

Like, that's probably not going to happen. Yeah. And I'll admit that I had the same feeling when I saw you talking to Rocco that one time. I was like, uh, I'm really good friends now. I was like, don't talk to him. Hello. So Freddie.

Oh, hello. I know that you did a film with him. I did. That was, um, interesting. Tell me everything about it. I got, I got bit so hard that I thought my lip was going to come off Rocco's abider. He's just, he's a real animal.

Right. He's just, he wants to consume you. Like he wants to be all surrounding and like just take every bit of you and doesn't want you to get away. And my lips were what he attached himself to. And I remember the director sitting there saying, it's okay. It's okay. Just one more minute.

One more minute. Like shit. Did you, did he like, did you bleed to the point? I was so bruised the next day. It was, I mean, it was funny, but it was a good scene. So it worked. Well, what I love about Rocco is passion. The guy has passion for what he does.

And I will say that that's the same quality you have. Oh, sorry. Theo just attacked you. Um, I, what I love about your scenes is that you have that quality of, you really enjoy what you're doing. I would say I totally like, I, I enjoy myself a little differently at home, but, um, no, like when I'm, when I'm make doing a scene or whatever, it's literally, I mean,

there was a part of me that when I was little, I always wanted to be a star. And like when you turned a camera on, I was on. And there's a part of me that like when I'm sitting there and I'm performing, like it was a little part of myself because I am kind of giving you the character that I'm sitting there doing and all that stuff. And it just, I don't know, especially like put that

combined that with sex. And I've always been like super curious about penises and vaginas and what makes it do this. And if I do this, we'll make a jump and that made him tickle and all this kind of stuff. So it's like, I think that works for me for scenes because there's literally a part of me that's just trying to figure out what's making this guy do this.

And I'm. So is that kind of fun? Like for every different scene, you go like, oh, I wonder what'll be different about like. Oh, absolutely. That's why I mean, like, I don't go all out and try something completely different every time. But I mean, even with like blowjobs, you know, it's like

switched up a little bit. What happens if that's Roma tongue around here? What happens if I do this? But it's the same with girls. Cause like, I know what I like. I know it feels good on me. But at the same time, nobody's ever tried this on me. So I like tried on other people.

Are you a fan of Angel from Angel's fallatio secrets? Um, I've see. I'm like, I'm not a fan, but I know what you're talking about. You know, you know who she is and she gives the commands. Put your dick between your legs. She believes in the figure eight. Have you heard of the figure eight? Her figure eight is I think when the man is laying down flat

on his stomach. I think this is the. You're going to start with the tip of your tongue on the top right side of the head of his penis. You're going to cross over the shaft to the left side of the testicles over to the right. Cross back over the shaft to the left side. And then you're going to suck.

Then you're going to take the tip of your tongue and start on the left side of the head of his penis. Cross over the shaft to the right testicle over to the left. I'm so confused. Over the shaft. I don't follow that. It's like geometry. And then suck.

I'm pretty sure I've done that a few times. It's a muscle. And when you do the same thing over, it gets bored. Well, she says you get bored with it. There you go. There you go. So now you mentioned like the private sex life. Is it vastly different than you're on screen?

I mean, because essentially porno sex is kind of like kabuki sex. It's a performance in some ways. Yeah. It is. I mean, when I'm doing scenes, it's everything is for the camera. Like everything is opened up to the viewer. You have to get yourself in some pretty awkward positions and like angle yourself. And it's not always comfortable.

Like, does it feel good? Yeah. My body still is, you know, getting good feelings. But it's really hard for me to like come, come if I'm doing a scene. Whereas when I'm at home, it's like, I'm so into the connection and I'm so into like, you know, I do the foreplay and it's like a like role playing and all the fun little stuff. And it's just, I don't know.

It's just feeling like a completely on set. I'm still fully aware of where the camera is and fully aware that I can't turn my head this way or can't turn my body that way. And at home, it's just like, I want to do what I want. And then, okay, that's like, I just brought up something really I've been dying to know, like since the beginning of time is when women have orgasms in porn, is that real? Because at 99% of the time it looks like, oh, like so over the top. And you're like, come on, do that wasn't, I just say, I feel like I feel bad even giving

that away. But honestly, like I, I've probably only come in like, like, came, came in like two or three percent of my right in a video. When I'm doing anal, it's a lot easier. But really, why is that? Honestly, it's just like, it's that's a spot where there's not, there's not a whole lot of place that you can go wrong. Like there's not a whole lot of give an area in that hole.

So it's like, it's only in and out and it's going to feel good. I'm sorry. I understand. But you have an orgasm better with anal. Yeah. I don't know. It hits like it hits in a certain spot. It's a very different orgasm though.

I've never done anal. I'm terrified of anything in my life. No, it's such a different orgasm. But like I tons of fans are always like always tell me, oh, you know, I love when your leg shakes when you're orgasming and blah, blah. And so people think that like I orgasm in every single one of my scenes, but what they don't realize is my leg is actually shaking because I'm trying to hold back from like, I'm not trying to hold back from orgasming, but I am essentially holding back from orgasming

because I just can't let myself loose like that in front of other people. Oh really? So you feel vulnerable? A little bit. Oh yeah. Interesting. That's like, that's my piece. Let's go back to this.

I'm super curious about this. For anybody that performs in films now, were you super sexual before you got into it all business? I was extremely sexual before I got into the business, but I was like a complete closet freak. My friends used to make fun of me and call me the queen of one nightstands because I mean literally like once I did something with you, I was done. I didn't need to see you again.

I had my fun. I had something new. I was probably a little bit embarrassed by it. Sorry. We're not doing that again. We're not doing that again. I might go and do it with somebody else, but I'm not doing it with you. The intimacy, was it that part of it?

Like I'm embarrassed now. No, I think a little bit. Yeah. I think it was an intimacy thing. And I think that's where like with porn now, like I crave intimacy. Like I, at the end of the day, I just want to get home too. If I have somebody at home, you know, I want to get home to a boyfriend or significant other or whatever.

And if I'm not, well, I mean sometimes, yeah, I have friends with benefits, but it's literally just cause like it's one person that I trust. It's one person that I can experiment with. Um, I don't know, somebody you, it's different. Yeah. It's so much different when you're fucking somebody that you want to have sex with as opposed to somebody that you're being paid to be there. I mean, we're all friends and kind of like a little bit of family, but it is a little

bit incestuous in the porn world just because we're so close. Yeah. There's so many questions we have about that. So number one, Tom and I have been having this debate for eons, the STD question. Uh, Tom's of the mind that because you guys are such a small group and because it's like you only work with certain people that the rate of like sexually transmitted diseases goes drastically down. And no, it absolutely.

I mean, I can't sit there and say that as like a factor for professional numbers wise, but I believe that it does cause honestly the only time that people really seem to end up having problems with STDs in our industry is when it's brought from somebody who's not in the industry. And that's how it gets passed around the industry. Winner, winner, chicken dinner, Tom Zagora wins the debate. I mean, we're all, we all get tested every two weeks, so you know, 14 day test rules now.

Wow. So when you show up on set, is it you bring that test with your ID and that's how you, we used to bring a test with ID, but they, we did have an incident about a year and a half ago where somebody like folded their test in half and photocopied it. And so now what they have is they have a system within the industry that basically shows a check mark next to your name or an X, whether you're allowed to work or you're not. And a check mark means that you, you're safe within the 14 day period. Well the X, the X may just mean that you haven't been tested recently or that you're

not currently working or it doesn't, an X doesn't necessarily mean that that person has an STD. Right. No, what I was ooing at was that, was the, at the, at the idea that this one person, this incident was so big that it changed the way you guys work. Oh, absolutely. That person no longer works in our industry. Wow.

Yeah. And do you get tested? Is it one, one place, one location or like? There are two, like two main facilities that we get tested at. And I mean, the one has been around for, since I got in, like the one has been around for at least six, seven years, probably longer. And the other one, they, every once in a while a new one pops up, but it takes place usually of the old one.

So. We have so many questions. I know. Sorry. This is like crossfire. Let's go back to you though. You said, tell us about the type of household you said you grew up in. You grew up in a religious household.

I did. I grew up, well, I just, I grew up in a very stuffy environment, I'll say, and it's actually kind of weird because I grew up in a Jewish household and just very, very strict, very, I wouldn't say proper, but we were only allowed to do certain things. I was only allowed to wear certain clothes, go out and do certain things. We were like super Jew, like, like Ari Shafir Jew, Ari Breb Hasidic too. Yeah. Okay.

So this is the kind that's like the women have, the women have to cover, like this is the kind of shit where you don't do anything on. Yeah. It's like skirt's tear, skirt's tearing. I saw this on Oprah. Sabbath. Right. Right.

Everything's observed. It's just, it's a very, it's a very strict way of going about it, which is, it's actually weird though, because my mom is now Catholic. What? Yeah. She went from Hasidic Jew to Catholic. Yeah. And my family's a little bit of like Jesus junkies now.

How does that happen? Um, I don't, well, I mean, I know, like there were just certain throughout time. Wow. No, it's just like, certain things happening and my parents are like, super Catholic. So like if somebody told me they converted to Judaism, that's awesome. It's super weird because it's just, um, I mean, I'm as strict as they were when I was younger. I didn't really follow any of that stuff at all.

I still get invited to, um, holiday dinners and stuff by friends out here, but it's literally just cause they know, oh right. Yeah. And so I get invited, but otherwise it's not anything that I was ever psyched about. It's not anything that I could ever sit here and be like, I'm psyched about Shabbat. Yeah. And then so, wait, so, okay, so Hasidic Jewish family, you grew up with your parents married or do they divorce or divorce?

So my mom got remarried and I think that has a lot to do with like becoming a Christian or Catholic or whatever she wants to, so she converts for the second husband sort of. I'm not really sure. Okay. But it's around that time. You know, I have, I have severely discussed this before. I have severe mommy issues. I see a psychotherapist once a week for them.

Oh, for sure. We should. For sure. I mean, look, I've seen a couple and then they pissed me off about something that they taught me that like I'm supposed to deal with. That's not my problem. I mean, you got to go back next week because they hit the right nerve girl. Well, I was discussing before we started the podcast that Sam Tripoli and I have had this

discussion that comedians and porn stars and strippers are all kind of, we're kissing cousins of each other and are emotional issues and that strippers and porn stars express it with their bodies and we kind of tell jokes to mask a lot of the issues that we have. I say a lot of it is, I mean, especially. I've always thought this for comedians. Um, I mean, I've always thought this same thing. I've always thought this for girls in the sex industry and I've always thought this for comedians.

Comedians are always looking for attention with the goofy and, you know, out there, ha, ha, ha, look at me type stuff and, you know, the girls in the industry out there saying, look at my body. Look at how it's done. Yes. Yes. It's the same thing. It's the same thing.

I know I didn't get enough attention when I was younger. I could tell you that straight out. Me neither, girl. Am I mad about it? Yeah. Well, good for you. I mean, you're so self-aware. You're very young.

I don't know how old you were. You looked super young. Like, you're self-aware sometimes. That's, but that's a brilliant insight to have. I certainly didn't have it until like three years ago. I'm painfully self-aware. It's a little annoying sometimes, right? Yes, of course.

Yeah, sometimes. I get on myself for a lot of things and people are like, why are you thinking so much about this? Because it matters. I actually get like, now, because I'm aware of my self-awareness, I actually, you will almost celebrate a moment where I became so unself-aware. You know what I mean? I'll be like, wow, I actually enjoyed that moment and didn't think about what I was looking

like to somebody else that second. That's why I enjoy like my mindless moments, the moments where I'm probably doing something stupid and people are laughing at me and like, there are moments where I've done things that I should probably be embarrassed by them, but I'm like, I enjoyed myself so much like I don't care. And then you show you, here's the other thing, the older you get, the more you realize nobody fucking cares. Nobody cares, dude.

Nobody cares. And it's those mindless moments that are the most endearing, I think. Always. Yeah. Okay. I have to ask you this now. So we got real excited, obviously, when we heard you were going to come on the show. So you know, we're preparing, we're looking stuff up, a very simple Google search for

an interview talks about how you got into the industry. And I was like, holy shit, that sounds like an amazing story. So I had to ask you, is that how you really got into the industry? Was it an egg? Holy shit. That's a banana. It's like an awesome, I mean, like just to give our, our listeners the background, um, you was it, was it a boyfriend?

Or you? I, well, no, I was actually married, um, I, I've always been a very open person as far as like what I allow my boyfriends to do. My ex-boyfriends will not tell you the same, but they did not understand me. But I've always been type of person. I had a husband who traveled. He was out of town all the time. And I understand I've always been in long distance relationships.

I understand people's sexual needs. I understand, you know, if you're used to getting it, and you know, that's something that you require by all means go and get it. Like I've never been concerned with cheating sexually. I've always been concerned with like cheating emotionally. You know, if you're going to give this person some time that I should be having, I'm pissed. If I'm off doing my own thing and you need it to get your dick sucked, go for it. Like I don't care.

Just don't fall in love with the girl. I totally don't agree with the policy. I like your style. It's just, it's something that I've gotten used to, like I said, I've always done long distance relationships. So it's honestly, if you don't, if there's one thing that I've learned, if you do not give the man something that he requires, he is going to go find it someplace else. So like I had to kind of find a way to be okay with that.

And this is where my emotional cheating thing comes in to play. Similar philosophy to Maria, by the way. Okay. We'll get to that later. No, but like my whole thing with emotional cheating is I knew my husband's up with other girls. Like I was well aware that I kind of liked to hear stories about it sometimes. My problem is when it's not being shared with me, when it's being hidden from me and

not only that, but when I find video tapes or like, well, files on a computer, but when I find that and you've sat there and you've tried to keep that moment, now I have an issue because there's some reason that you want to go back to that and relive that moment. And it wasn't just a moment that you were sitting there enjoying for the time being. Now you're sitting there and you're holding on to something there and now I have a problem. I get it. I get it. That makes a lot of sense actually.

And it's not shared. So let's paint this picture. So you're cool, you're open, you're very allowing and you find on your husband's computer these files of him having sex with other girls. So you go like, what the, like this is a holy shit moment for you. And then is your thought then like, okay, how am I going to get back? Like is that, is it become a plan that you start to put into motion? Um, honestly, it wasn't even, it wasn't even really like a thought out thing.

It was, I was, I was 20 years old at the time and was like, fuck you. And just went and found a hot guy that I was already interested when I found to do that. I mean, I had, I had screwed that dude while I was married. So I mean, it's not like it was some new dude, but okay, this is some dude that I'm a little bit into. So I'm going to go on. I'm going to do this. And the guy was cool about it and let me put it on clips for sale.

So, So you bang this guy, you on video, do you, do you said it like, do you actually video it yourself? Like you do the whole thing. Oh yeah. And then you put it up on us. And then do you go to your husband? Like, oh, have you seen this site?

Like how does he find out about it? No, my husband did not find out about it until bang bros hired me and put me on bang bus. Oh my God. Hold on. So, Oh my God. His head exploded. This is so crazy.

This guy is fucking. Because it's like, it's an actually like everybody loves revenge stories. That's why this actually is like a just, it's a revenge story is what it is. I know it is. I'm one up or like anything that you give me, 10 times back, like don't mess with me. Right. Because I'll cross. And okay.

And all fairness. You were 20 years old. You married. It sounds like you got married very young. Oh yeah. So, So wait, he finds out like because you tell him, Hey, I just got hired or like he actually finds out.

No, I did. I did the bang bus episode. I'm a huge fan of bang bus. Literally four days later, it was on the internet. And he saw that he saw that everybody in my hometown had already seen it. I was getting phone calls from my mother. How did that go? Just just.

I avoided her for four months. Sure. I didn't answer the phone for four months. That's the kind of mommy issues I have when she calls. It's like anxiety. Me too. I don't even talk to him. Yeah.

I haven't spoken to her in two years. No, it's better not to feel bad about yourself afterwards. It's not worth it. So you go and then now I feel like there's a lot of like, there's like different types of careers end up happening in porn. I feel like there's the, I do like 10 scenes and I'm out. There's the Nina Hartley. I did that and then I left.

I, I mean, not 10 scenes, but basically in porn, we sit there and we expect if a girl is in or comes in, she's only going to be there for six months and then she's gone. That's the normal timeframe. Yeah. And that's like, that's pretty much exactly what I did. I started in January, six years ago. I did it until July. I got my boobs done and took off and said, I'm never going to show you my titties.

And then like a year later came back. So you were away for a year though. Yeah. And then obviously now it's really hard industry to handle and I literally like, I went home and had to collect myself for a bit. Do you, so now like obviously there's a, you know, your big star in the industry and everything. Do you, do you go, do you have like, do people have like end game plan? Like I want to do it till this much money or this, this, I want to get out at this point

or do you just go and see what happens? I definitely think a lot of people have that end game plan. I for sure have had that end game plan and I've gotten close to that a couple of times, but it's, it's a really unpredictable industry. And I have to say, even if we all have plans, I'm pretty sure we're all flying by the seat of our pants. Yeah. Yeah.

No, that's true. It's very, for any industry really. Yeah. You always think you're going to plan it a certain way. I mean, we've had three shutdowns this year, so it's like, oh, that's a, that's almost two months of not working and it's like, take that away and yeah. So what would you say is the hardest part of your business? What is the, what's the, what's the, what was the breaking point for you where you were

like, I'm done, like, fuck you guys. I'm out. Um, honestly, my, like my, my own breaking point doesn't directly have to do with the business or anything that happens in the business. My personal breaking point has to do with how it affects my personal life and how it affects dating and all those kind of things. I'm just one of those girls who like, I just want to be loved. I just want somebody who's there every night.

I went to somebody in my bed. I don't really like to cuddle, but I mean, I got, I got to ask you this. I'm thinking of, thinking of like, of what you want. Is it like it, do guys not in the industry who you might date or that do they, it's got to be, I imagine hard when they go like. There's a point that they hit and all of a sudden they're the most insecure person I've ever met.

Really? It's like, as much as I sit there and I try to let them know like you're the only one and I try to make things special, there are certain things that they hold near and dear to them. And I mean, even the fact that I, if I sit there and I call a guy baby, you know, like as my boyfriend, uh, when they sit there and they watch the scenes, they see me see, you know, say baby or baby, or, you know, I like it like that baby or something like that. And they're like, you said baby.

Oh, and that's the thing. Baby. I'm like, holy shit, because then I can't say, I can't call them baby for like the next month because if I say baby, who we're back to that or even certain acts, like I remember when Jenna Jamison, was it when she, did she get married to Tito or are they just getting serious? I don't remember. I think they have to be married because he took like everything in the dark.

You're right. You're absolutely right. Sorry. Yes. They were married. Um, like she stopped doing guy girl stuff. She only did girl girl. Yeah.

That happens a lot. I was sad. I used to get in trouble for certain guys that I would work with because the boyfriend would see that I had more of a connection with this person or this person knew how to make me squirt and you know, so all of a sudden that means you're, you're definitely coming in that scene. I'm like, that dude just forced me to pee, buddy. Like, what are you talking about?

Can we talk about this sidebar squirting? Like sometimes it's pee, sometimes it's cum. Oh, like so it literally, there's, you can almost tell when you watch it because these girls that like gush, like it's just like a waterfall. Like gushing out of them. That's usually a squirt. Like you can't, you can't fake pee like that and sometimes a squirt and like, is there, is it the G spot that they're touching to make squirts happen?

I guess so. Yeah. I'd say like, I'm not, I can't make myself squirt. I don't, I'm not a squirter. So I don't know. We don't know. Like I'm not a squirter, squirter, but I can call myself a squirter because I can squirt, but it literally, I don't know how to make myself squirt.

I can't sit there and tell the guy, you know, oh, move it here, oh, move it here to make me squirt. But there are some guys who like, yeah, once they put their finger in there, they're like, oh, there's the spot. And then all of a sudden you're like gushing everywhere and it's like, okay. Is it, is it, does it feel any better than normal things to squirt? To me, I, it feels really good, but it feels like such a strong sensation. Yeah.

Like you're about to pee that it's a little bit uncomfortable, especially if you've never done it because you think you're about to pee. But then I like, for me, if a guy makes me squirt, I don't like them to do it in scenes because as soon as they've made me done that my vagina keeps doing that like contracting like almost every like 45 seconds to a minute for like the next half an hour. And it's so uncomfortable. Like it's kind of funny because I will like, oh, what, my pants a little bit, but I'm like, Oh God, it's uncomfortable.

And I've always wondered this too, how long does a scene, like how long are you actually doing like a penetration scene for? Like how long does your vagina take the beating? If, if you're just like shooting straight through and you're not really stopping a whole lot, it's like 45 minutes. Okay. It's nothing too terrible. But I mean, every once in a while, you know, somebody will have problems or talk about

I know, I'm so excited. Something up or okay, you know, I've seen many things talked about online and all these forums and shows, even like HBO, you know, does like these profiles on it about obviously guys having the problem can have the problem getting up, right? And there's the blue pill solution. And, you know, all everyone has their own, I guess, tactic to get ready for it. What about guys finishing before they're supposed to? Is that a thing that happens?

I've never, I've only had that happen, like, honestly, probably two, maybe three times. Um, what happens more often is that no, actually, a lot, a lot of times it's more the opposite. A lot of times like the dude is so in the zone about keeping his wood and keeping it in there that yeah, we'll get to the point where like they're ready for the come shot and we've got to, you know, cut and take a few minutes, you know, for them to jerk off or do this or some of the dudes like the come shot is the part that they get in their head about and like they just can't.

Yeah, I totally understand. Cause that's my problem. That's interesting. Yeah, that's not my problem, right, babe? Um, you saw it. No, definitely not. Um, I sat at home. I'm sitting there and like, the guy is like, oh, I'm trying to hold it.

I'm trying to hold them like, don't hold it. Come on. Give it to me now. Wrap it up. Well, there's a male performer who was in an interview. I heard who was saying that he was like, yeah, at home, he's like, I'm two, three minutes and I'm done. That's all, especially, I'm sorry, especially for the people who are doing

the porn, that's all we need at home. I'm more the type of person. I don't need a big long fuck, but I love, love, love to lay in bed all day and just do a bunch of little mini fucks and like just waste the entire day. The guy doesn't even have to come every time. Like just as long as we just have a little bit of fun and take a break and have a little bit of fun and I love my bed. It's really comfortable.

So I'm happy to spend all day there. Yeah, me too. I like laying around. I love that. We're very lazy dogs. We're very like, I'm the same way. Everybody thinks I'm so interesting and I post selfies all the time and they're like, Oh my God, you're not doing this.

Oh my God, you're not doing this. I'm like, actually, I took that two weeks ago. I just like to really good that day and saved a bunch of pictures. You can't, because you can't be, I mean, you can't be Jules Ventura. The porn star all the time. Like there has to be way too hard. Like Jules is definitely an extension of my personality. Like it's definitely a part of my personality.

Um, but oh my God, like it's hard to be like that all the time. Like you get tired of being super sexual and like on people all the time. I have the same problem. Like I'm not that into kissing people's asses anymore because it doesn't get me far in this. Girl from your mouth, you know, I'm porn and show business. I mean, like comedy business doesn't sound very different next. Who's going to come along and that person's going to like the better.

So it's like, okay, my brown nose. Like, what was that word? Doesn't fucking matter. No, um, tell me about, so, okay. So you married young, you were in high school. Where did you go to high school? Do we cover this? Was it in?

I went to high school with both in Wisconsin and in Georgia in Georgia. Were you an ATL kid? Um, like the suburbs of Atlanta, just north of it, Gwinnett County. Oh, that's where one of my buddies, that's where he went. Oh, shit. Okay. So you get married young, you fall in love with this guy, right? Who's who's the guy you married?

Yeah, the guy. Yeah. So they get married and then this is the guy who prompts you into the actual biz, the actual biz. All right, I was going to ask you about your very first scene, but now that I remember it was kind of a revenge scene. I would say my very like, the revenge scene, I wouldn't even consider that my first scene, literally that was something that I put on clips for sale and the next

day had an agency in Florida saying, Oh, you should come in, you know, shoot this. This was really cool. And this was really good. And blah, blah. I'm like, okay, probably getting divorced. So crazy. I always wondered this, especially for women, I give it as much as different for women than for men is like, when you're, I mean, obviously now,

like you're more established, you know, probably, you know, you have who you're going to work with and all that, but like when you're like that young first starting out, you go to Miami or then maybe LA. Okay. What about, does it happen where you like walk in to a room and they're like, Hey, this is who you're doing. You're doing a scene with this guy and you're like, Oh fuck, like this guy's not, I'm not.

I've definitely had a couple of like, yeah, I've absolutely had a couple of people like that, but. You just go through it, I guess. Yeah. But at the same time, like there's not that many, like bad, bad guys in the industry. They're guys that I'm not like physically attracted to, but they're all mainly clean and they all take care of themselves. And so it's not like my issue has almost always been a hygiene thing.

Like if I'm not into it's because something smells about you or something funky. It's almost never like, look, cause I can get by with that. Um, age is an issue for me. Like is, yeah. Like I had to do a scene this one time with Dirty Harry and he's like, he was like in his eighties at the time. Yeah, that's just like that X me out. But no, my first, like my first scenes actually, though, because he said

earlier, my first scenes were solos and I cried before them. Oh, why? Because I had like, I wasn't, I wasn't a sexy masturbator. Like I'm still not like when I masturbate, it is boring. I lay there on my back and like the Hitachi's on it and it just feels good. And all of a sudden these guys wanted me to do this solo and I'm like, I don't know how to masturbate and look sexy. And I cried for half an hour before it and they were finally like, okay,

we're going to lose sunlight, heard of all of this. Like, oh, you have to either decide to do it or you just have to decide to be done. I'm like, okay, I'll do it. And then the next day they gave me a guy and they're like, you're such a different person when we put a penis on you. And like, I know what to do with that. Well, that's interesting, but the masturbation thing you felt more self masturbation still scares me.

Like doing solo still makes me uneasy and nervous. I wonder what do you think that is? Like why? Just cause it's just so, it's just you vulnerable. I think that's just such like masturbating is such like an intimate thing that it's really like, I think that's another thing because like, I can't come in front of a camera. It's like masturbation.

When you're masturbating, you're masturbating to come. Right. Can we ask you this then real quick? This is so huge. This is so perfect. All right, we had to play that song because we have songs that mean a certain topic is coming up. This is for our would you rather.

We present you two different scenarios. The original would you rather, right? I think we already know where you're going to go with it, but here's the original would you rather we've had dozens of them on the show. This is the one that made it the seminal one, if you will, yes. All right, it's Christmas morning. Even you as a Jew, you're celebrating Hanukkah morning, Hanukkah is the eighth day. The menorah is a blaze.

It's blazing. The whole family's together. Nana grandpa, uncles, aunts, cousins, siblings, everybody's there. You're about to open presents and they're like, let's open presents and you go wait and you have to gather everybody in the living room and you sit them in front of the television and you put in a DVD. Do you would you rather put a DVD in where it's you masturbating to completion? No attachments, no Hitachi.

It's just you and your five finger discounts all the way to completion. And then at the end you go like Merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah or 10 homeless guys line up and they masturbate. Bukaki. Yeah, on your face. She knows what the term is. Come on, that's not that would never happen. Wait, which one would never happen?

The Bukaki. Oh, there's no way I could do that. There's no way I could do that. Why? I'm such a clean freak. I am. So it's because they smell. It's because they smell.

I've been doing it. I literally like people used to make fun of me on set because I was the baby wipe your dick girl. Like if you showed up on set, I was there with the baby wipe to wipe up your dick before we did anything with it because like, wait, so it's the homeless factor that's turning you off to that scenario. So you are masturbating. Wait, wait, wait, wait, let me figure out.

Is it the homelessness about the men? The body, it's totally the homeless. But if there were 10 clean guys, clean genitals, baby wipes, all their dicks. Yeah, I would probably pick that one. Yeah, but guess what? It's the whole scenario that takes it away. Very interesting. The scenario has always been homeless.

We're not taking away the homeless. I know, I know, but I'm just trying to get the psychological motivation. But I just wanted to be clear what you chose. Okay, I heard it because Jules, I, I would have sworn that you would have gone with, uh, with the Bukaki simply because I would have totally sat there. I tried to fucking masturbate myself to completion with my fingers in front of a video camera in front of my family, just to avoid the homeless guys. Wow.

Wow. I don't even, I feel so bad. Like I feel so bad for homeless people on the street because they're always asking for money and I'm the one who lies and says that I don't have any cash. And it's literally just because I do not want to get close enough to them. It's even exchanged anything. No, I feel you on that. They have gross hands more than anything.

They do. I do not hate them. I bought a homeless guy a burger one time in New Orleans and he was so thankful, but I literally made my friend make the handoff. Yeah. So you're a bit of a germaphobe. Oh yeah. Which is so ironic because you touch people's genitals every day.

You should see me though. You should see me once my spit is everywhere because I'm literally sitting there walking around like this because I don't want to touch it. Oh, you don't want to touch your own spit? No, I think it's the grossest thing when I end up in my own spit. Wait a minute. I saw an interview where you said that you eat, uh, you eat man ass. Is that true?

Or was that just for the guy who was interviewing you? Um, okay. I, I have done it. I've definitely done it, but that's something again that I would rather do at home if it's like a dude that I'm into and it's something that he really likes. Otherwise, like, is it something I'm going for on my own? No, but for the longest time, I thought tossing salad was throwing up, like tossing your cookies.

Oh, right. Nobody had ever told me that that was. That's so, so when they were like, Hey, Jules, we toss this guy's salad and you're like, I'm not going to fucking lose my lunch over this shit. No, exactly. Cause I'm like, that's one thing I do not like to throw up. Like, no, do I have a huge phobia of vomiting? Big time.

Really big. Are there certain foods I won't eat in certain places? Cause I'm convinced that yeah, but that, but guy, see, Tommy and I have had this debate too about whether or not I would eat his ass if he waxed it clean. Cause it's the hair. And you just don't know really. And so, but is that a regular? I don't, I don't think I've ever seen you eat a guy's ass in a, in a scene.

I think I might have only done it once cause I remember being yelled at for once by a boyfriend. Um, he yelled at you for seeing it, for doing it. Okay. That was a no, no. Oh, that was on his no, no. Yeah, I was never actually given that list, but I would find out about what was on the list when I would do it.

Why the fuck is he watching? Like, don't you hate that he would watch your scenes and be like, yeah, then don't watch the scenes. Like Tommy and I, yeah, like I don't judge his standup and go, did you talk about me and this like, no, that's his art. That's, you're an artist too. That's what you do. It's none of your fucking business.

I'm so, by the way, thank you so much. I know I'm perfect wise. You're perfect. I'm perfect. No, it's, it's the work. Cause like, you know, like we, we were in there today. I just shot a special and I brought her to the edit session today to watch and like help me kind of.

It's mortifying to watch yourself. It's so hard. It's, but it's, but like, yeah, that's even, yeah, but you're perfect. Your body is perfect. You're perfect. But you, like the fact that like, I'm, you know, talking about like all these crazy stuff that you don't go like, what do you mean by that? That you, I mean, it's only because you do standup and you know that like, you're

always going for the joke, of course, but like, I could, you know, I can definitely imagine so many of my friends' wives being like, well, I meant that there's fucking 500 people there and I'm trying to make them laugh. So this is what people taking offense to it. That's the worst. But I talk about you too. I know, you know, in a heightened bullshitty, obviously. Uh, but I imagine have you ever dated people in your business?

Does that, is that any easier? Does that help? Um, I dated, I'm like, I'm a serial monogamous, um, surprisingly. Like I take on a boyfriend and he's mine for two years. And then it usually doesn't work. Um, but I dated a director for a while and Yoshi. No, no, but I dated this director for a few years. And again, it was just like, it was the problem of, I probably could have

handled that relationship really well, but he was another one who would go and either fuck other girls or try to fuck other girls or try to get girls numbers on set and then just completely lied to me about it. And I'm like, I expect you to do this. Why are you so secretive about it? Like, it's a secret. So it is like, I'm a big girl. I can handle the truth.

And just give me the option to decide whether or not I'm okay with it. Don't sit there and hide it from me. Cause I'm usually okay with it. To sit down, do you guys have like a rules talk or you're like, these are Jules rules. This is number one. Um, I mean, well, first and foremost, like number one is always just be honest with me because literally I will, I will throw a fit if I find out that you're

lying because I almost always catch people. People are dumb when they lie. Yes, it is easy to catch cause eventually the truth comes out, especially when it's something like cheating. I think it's pretty hard to conceal for very long, but no, I don't, I wouldn't, I don't think I'd be able to date somebody in my industry, especially a performer because like I said, I get jealous of the time that's being spent with their people.

I'm not necessarily getting jealous of who they're spending their time with or what they're doing in that time, but I am jealous if it should be my time. And so, and not only that, but when you put two performers together, your STD, your chance of getting STDs, like quadruples. Oh, really? Two performers. Well, especially because guys like, I only work four to eight times a month. Um, guys work almost every day.

They're having so many more girls. Um, not only that, um, like a lot of girls in porn escort. So it's, there's just a lot of stuff coming from a lot of places and the guys have more of a chance, you know, to get around that and yeah, it's a long time in between two weeks, I'm assuming. It is. No, it can be a lot of people in there. Of course.

Yeah. All right. I would ask you this about this is, uh, and this will, we'll move on to some good, uh, audio stuff we have for you. Um, I don't know why I always, uh, like I love this HBO thing that, um, Katie Morgan did, uh, Kevin Smith always has her on his shows and she did like a, you know, answer the real questions kind of thing. Like behind yours.

Do you ever see that on HBO? She did like a history of vibrators or she did one like basically like inside the porn studio kind of thing. Right. I don't think I saw that, but, but she was, it was great. And one of the things though that like I wanted to ask about was when you like work with somebody, a guy for the first time, cause you know, wait, we see like, uh, on a video or whatever is like the final product and it's all everything

works like that. But do you go, is, uh, is there like, Hey, like, I've never met you before. Let's say that you're, you're, you're new to the person. Do you go like, here's what I like. Here's what I don't like. Here's what you can't do. Yeah. We definitely, um, how does the conversation actually go?

It's a lot of times the guy will just ask what your do's or don'ts are. Uh, it's like that. What are you doing? Don'ts. Yeah, exactly. What are your do's and don'ts? Um, girl asked the guy the same thing because like, I mean, some dudes are tip sensitive, some dudes are shaft sensitive.

You don't want to sit there and make them come too fast. So it's like, you know, just tell me now, um, and same thing with like, when we're about ready to do the come shot is that it's, you know, what's, what's going to make you come? Like, what can I do to help you? What do you like? Oh, okay. It's, I don't know.

So yeah, that's, that's, that's exactly what I was asking. So you go like, Hey dude, like, don't pull my hair like that kind of shit. Oh yeah. That's like, I have extensions in my hair. So that's like my number one thing is I always, I don't necessarily say, don't pull my hair, but I have to sit there and give them a little tutorial and say, okay, if you're going to pull my hair, you have to sit there and take the whole hand fall and do it like this.

Okay. All right. You can still do it. Just be nice about it. I got to give you my do's and don'ts. Do you have any don'ts? Hey, yours are all just do it. Do more.

Hold this. Spit on this. You and you're spitting. What? Oh, she tells me, she tells me, you know, open. Open up, I go, all right, just spit on it. She goes, you have emotional problems. I do not.

I doubt dairy. I do find there's a lot of spit in today's porn. I, you know, I grew up on 80s porn. I grew up with Peter North. Who likes dry sex though? Well, you know, that's a great point. You've always pointed that out. You're like, they got a little bit dry.

Well, because some women, I'm like, it's so fucking dry and that's actually why I learned how to spit is because lube like irritates me. So it's like, I have to figure something out. So, but sometimes we'll watch. Together and like the first thing is Christina will be like, should we like, so dry that person is so dry because you're like, you can tell as a woman, you're like, Oh, she does not like this guy. It's so dry going in.

That's why I like your scenes. Cause you're very, you can tell, I make sure everything's wet beforehand. I was talking to some guy last night about blow jobs and he was asking me cause I smoke a lot of weed. Um, he said they're asking me and he's like, Oh, don't you get dry mouth? Do you smoke before scenes? I'm like explaining to him like, I do. I'm like, but as soon as I gag, I go, that's where spit comes from.

I go, you remember watching my scenes when I sit there and I like shove my fingers down my throat at first. And he's like, yeah, I go, that's specifically to get my mouth wet. So I can put it on your deck. Like, I'm like, nobody wants to go on there with sandpaper tongue. So I'm like a wet it at you for, you want to chafe right off the bat. No. And I don't, I also, I'm not a fan of the aggressive vagina of finger

blasting or the aggressive touches. I mean, that's just me cause I grew like, again, I grew up on 80s porn where everything was like full bush and very consensual. And now it's like, you fucking, like, especially the evil angels. If I know you work for evil angel too, I'm like, Oh my God, like fucking chill. Like, give her a minute, let her ease into this, dude. There's so, there's so much happening. There's so many dicks and they're all going in so fast.

You know what I mean? Like, fuck, it could be intense. It's so much I think though, I think at the same time, like, I'm sure I'm probably just as much to blame as anybody else for doing that because sometimes like you literally get there and you're just like, I just like at the summit, I just want to get into it. I just want to do this. You never think of the reality of what's going on.

She's right. I was just like, there are some days where I'm just really not into giving that much of a blow job. So I try to give a little bit of blow job and then like, fuck me. And then you're like, heat it up and then let's get cooking. No, exactly. I suck that I got it wet and I'll put it in me because I get lazy. We all do.

I mean, shit in life. So Peter North, I saw that you did a scene. I say it just worked for, well, for his company a couple of days ago. Now I grew up on Peter North, like you're talking 80s porn. That guy is OG gangster. How old is he now? How is he? How was he?

Please have some more wine or did you want a pot? I didn't work with like, I didn't work with, um, Peter. Oh, okay. I saw it on your IMDb. I kind of did, you know, no, it's, um, it's Peter North, but it wasn't with him. It was for him. Oh, okay.

Right. He has a, there you go. North Pole. They always have creative names, dude. Oh, the best porno thing title we ever saw was for a trend, a tranny porn. It was called false advertising. And it's probably one of my favorite people in porn. Have a good sense of humor.

That's for sure. Why is so yes, pretty serious. Exactly. I can't be shouldn't be, but no, it definitely shouldn't be. But I think that's why we're all just so goofy about it because it's like, I mean, I have really fun sex when I'm at home, like we giggle. I stop and have conversations in the middle of it. I'm sure I enjoy the shit out of them, but I don't care.

I have something to say and I do that to Tommy all the time. I enjoy. I say some really inappropriate things in the middle of sex. Sometimes they could be boner killers, but then we fix it. What's the most inappropriate thing you've said recently? Recently, I don't know. All my recent sex has been pretty drunk. A lot of fun, but pretty drunk.

Pretty drunk. Yeah. Why is the people I've been fucking lately aren't like, they don't take them. Take this, should I say to heart? So we're good. That's, that's important. That's very important. Okay.

Now this is kind of a serious question. I saw an interview with Tara Patrick on some documentary about porn ages ago and I got to meet her and I think she's lovely and beautiful and fantastic. But Tara Patrick had this thing where she said, if you're going to do porn, you must be prepared for everybody to see it. And I meet everybody, your rabbi, your parents, your brothers. And that statement to me as a comedian, like I don't even like my parents Googling my comedy.

And I'm very sensitive to criticism, especially from people who I love. I couldn't imagine it coming from that. How do you deal with it? Um, actually this year, like this last year is actually really tough for me. When it comes to like that situation, uh, like I said, like my mom had found out right away and I'm, I avoided her. Um, I've been in for six years now and my dad actually just found out. Really?

What? This last April. He didn't know for the last five years. No, he had no idea. My dad's very conservative. Um, he lives in kind of like bumble fuck Georgia. Um, and just wasn't like, I, I can't even picture my dad ever sitting down watching porn, like it's just, he does, he probably does.

But you know what I mean? Like my dad is that, that conservative enough of a dad that like I just could never ever picture that. Um, and actually the only reason he found out is because an ex friend of mine, um, had stole some DVDs from my house and mailed them to it. Oh my God. Yeah. And I, I haven't even talked to my dad about it yet.

Um, because like, I mean, we're both like avoiding it heavily, but I just, I got a text message saying, I got a box in the mail is this you and it was right around his birthday. So I was like, no, your birthday present's coming in a couple of days. And then I realized what he was talking about and like, oh, that's why the post started with their address is missing from the fridge. Wow. Everybody else, like it wasn't one of your school with and all that stuff.

It's just like whatever. Honestly, like I don't, I don't care. Like the people who are cool, you're cool. I, I learned who my real friends are through that. And so I'm actually very grateful for that. Um, it's a real shitty move. Yeah. It's a real con move.

God. Yeah. Cowardly. Yeah. I know it absolutely is. I'm looking forward to Vegas and seeing if she's there at Avian. Hmm. Let's fucking punch her in the face.

That I keep telling people, I go, you know what? I go, seriously, I've avoided this entire ordeal, entire ordeal this entire year. I'm like, it would just make me feel 100% better. If I just walked up to her, popped in the face and would be like, I'm good. I think it might. Yeah, I really would after avoiding something for that long. It's like, literally, I just want to give you a little. And then you go, like, you know what, I'm good.

And then we're done. No, exactly. Sometimes violence is the solution. Absolutely. I'll be at the bar. I'll see you in a little bit. Exactly. Well, it sounds like you and your father have a pretty solid relationship.

And it doesn't sound like it's affected his opinion of you. He still loves you. He doesn't want to look at me in that way. So I'm sure, like, I mean, it's guaranteed he did not open up those DVDs and watch anything. No. Like some people's parents would. It's as long as my dad's the type of dad, whereas long as he knows that I'm OK. And as long as he can make phone calls.

And I will admit that since that whole thing happened, he does call me a lot more often. And that's how, like, I know that. He cares about you. I know that's really what occurred because I can tell that he just wants to check in and make sure that I'm doing a doing good, you know. Yeah, sure. That's sweet. I love you too.

I want you to find a good man. Are you a good guy out there? Are you single right now? Um, I say I have a few perspectives. OK, at least these are these are these are good questions. Prospective prospects, prospects, prospects. Yeah. What?

OK, I noticed that you and a number of other performers put stop sending me your dick pics. Oh, my God. So you just get bombarded. Guys, just think she was loves me in cocks. Absolutely. And especially now that Instagram does these like direct message things, I get so many dick pics.

And like my Instagram is private and it's private for the pure and simple reason I see penis pictures on your Instagram profile. I'm not. I don't want you to be able to talk to me. I want you to do this because honestly, it's the guys that have the penis pictures up on their profiles that cause problems for us because they write all the disgusting things in our pictures and do all this stuff. And it's like, not only that, I mean, penises are not attractive.

Yeah, we were just saying that today. And the guys who have really ugly ones, like they're always really ugly and smelly looking, smelly, dirty, smelly. They look like they have stinky bits. They look like they have some cottage cheese stuck underneath the chair. Oh, so let's, let's do this thing. Tell the single guy that's out there that wants to approach. What's the, what's his tactic?

What should a guy go be like if he wants Jules attention? How would he talk to you? Cause you're so intimidating. I don't even know. Honestly, like the guys who usually who I do good with are usually like, I'm the one who gave them the attention. I don't like I'm, I'm the type of person. If you try to pursue me, I'm like completely not interested.

Like the more effort you put into it and like you are thirsty, you're trying, this isn't like, it's usually somebody that I go after or I show interest in. I almost always meet guys online because there's a part of me that's, I don't, when I meet people in person, I almost always end up fucking them right away. Like almost always. If I'm into them, we're having sex on a like, I can't help it. It's just, I want to get in your pants. Um, we all know guys, I mean, sometimes girls too.

I was guilty of this. I was the one night stander. Like I, I like meeting people online because you literally, you get kind of interrelationship before you end up getting into the sex. That's interesting. I see it forces you to kind of get to know that person a little bit. Yeah. Well, you say online though, you don't mean like a dating site.

You mean just like, no, like, I'll, like, I'll start talking to somebody, um, my last long-term boyfriend, I guess. Um, I met him through Twitter. Um, he had asked me a question about vibrators and I started talking to him. We had a bunch of comments. So be cool. Be normal. No, yeah.

It's like, it's literally like, if you try to get with me. Hey baby. Yeah. It's going to be a problem. Like if you are just straight out, like trying to get into me, trying to blow up this, letting me know that you're like straight off the bat. Your intention is to date me or get with me. I'm so not into it for cool.

And we're kind of like buddies beforehand. What happens happens? Like, I don't, I don't like going into things with expectations because I'm almost always let down. It's a good way to approach things. That's actually, yeah. That's a very good philosophy. And I found that too.

When I was single and dating, it's like you always, the dudes that come at you hard or usually they have an agenda or like, always, because otherwise why would they be coming at you that hard? Yeah. Like all, and especially if they're coming at you on your beauty, it means they want to fuck you. Right, right, right. They saw something that looked good.

You don't know me. Right. You don't know me. You don't know me. Shit, you don't know who the fuck I am. I got all kinds of shit going on. You don't know my brain. You don't know.

Yeah. Cause you're, you know, you're very intelligent, you're very thoughtful, very interesting, introspective person. And they, they probably wouldn't take the time. No, people assume I'm just some bimbo who's got babies and blonde chair and looks decent and it's down to fuck. And I'm like, I got a lot more going up, up there than you think. You do actually.

I think, I think this is what's been the most surprising with you. And I kind of sensed it because we were like, oh, I hope she comes. You know, we were getting so excited last few days because I'm like one of those people who all send out one text message a day and then I just don't check anything for the rest of the day. No, I totally, I totally, I am over the iPhone. I, if I go and throw it in the ocean, but, but I'd said time ago, I think Jules is different.

She's a different bird. She, you seemed very, uh, open and honest in our exchanges and very like down to earth and, uh, I think that comes from the Midwest. Yeah. I think I have that Midwest mentality. Pretty good. Yeah. That's nice.

I got to ask you one thing. We still haven't gotten to this stuff, but I got to ask you this. Why is so much made in adult about whether or not somebody does interracial scenes? Yeah. Why is that such a big, I don't even know. Honestly, I, I've always been into black men. So like I've, I've done interracial straight off the bat.

Like my first week in porn, one of my first scenes is interracial. Um, but I hear girls all the time, you know, talk about how they think they're going to get more for their first interracial scene. They're thinking that they're going to do this and they're holding off on it because people think it's bad. And if I start doing interracial, I won't get any work. What, why would you not understand what's the big deal? I swear it's not true.

Like I, if you want to, if you want my honest opinion, I think that the girls who don't do interracial are losing out on a lot of work. Because that's 10 more guys that they can't work with. And are they, are they, are they not doing it because they think something bad will happen business or are they just not doing it? Cause they're just like, I'm not into those guys. My, my personal opinion is that they're not into those guys. Oh, sure.

So just like not attracted to it because honestly, like a girl who's into black dudes, a girl who's into black dudes wants to do those interracial scenes more than she wants to do the white guy scenes. Like I don't, I don't like to say that I'm more into black dudes than I am into white dudes, but I've had several people point out that I must be because apparently I do better interracial scenes. The scenes are more intense or whatever. Yeah.

And then like also I've only like started to notice it cause literally I'm like, I'm juggling a few guys right now. And it's not like juggling, juggling, but I'm just, I'm out there. I'm having fun. I didn't have one guy and I look at my group of guys and they're, they're all black, like this was the first time that's occurred. But I was also married to a black man. So it's like, okay.

So that's your wheelhouse. Yeah. But that's just what you're attracted to. So I mean, I grew up in, I grew up a little bit in Georgia. Um, I'm from Brazil. It's like, that's what I'm just, you're from Brazil. Surrounded by, I read that. There are people.

Were you born in Brazil? Is that what, what it was? Yeah. And did you live there for long? I was six. Oh, so you definitely spoke Portuguese first. Is that you still speak? No, I can understand when I'm being sworn out.

Yeah. I know, right? All right. Um, this has been so much fun. I got, we got to get into this real quick. This is what we've been, um, so as you know, like we played when the show started, we played, uh, we didn't even talk about it. That was a Korean, um, language, uh, teaching seminar.

So where the lady was trying, it's from a video where she's teaching people the Korean and English equivalent. And she's a heavy accent, right? So she's just saying, she's trying to say Coke, like how to ask for a Coke. And she's like, all right. Okay. This is last one. Let's take review.

Review. Do you have Coke? Do you have Coke? Remember Coke? Okay. It's not Coke in Korean. What's Coke? Cola.

Okay. Cola. So we get sent these clips all the time. And one of them that, like sometimes we just, you know, we just load up the audio we play is you. Is that the thing that I thought you guys were being mean about? Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. And this is honestly, okay. So this is the best clip of all time. This clip was a huge hit on the show. So we'll just, we'll play this and we'll talk about, you know, you know, we love you at this point. Take a picture of Jules as she listens to this.

Do you mind, Jules? Kind of like a phone. Okay. You know, we know, we don't, we're not ridiculing you. Okay. Honestly, it wasn't until, and this is like, this goes for almost all the moments in the scene. It wasn't until somebody was actually there telling me, you have two in you or

you have three in you, that like it actually kind of clicked and I'm like, oh my God, this is actually happening. I'm proud of myself. This clip is a fucking all time favorite. I've never, like, I've never actually heard the clip, but it's so funny because I've had to like explain myself to people so many times as to why I was proud of that, because people just don't understand that. Oh, so people are vast.

Oh yeah. Because I mean, it's literally like, I mean, there are people who are just a little bit disgusted, but that's why I was like, I wasn't sure, like if we were making fun of me or what it was. Disgusted in the least. No, but there's something more just like a little bit disgusted by it because they're like, how could you be proud of that? You know, because they're sitting there looking at it from the porn stand

point and I'm just getting dicks put in me, but I was sitting there literally thinking to myself, I'm like, who's done that? Right. Who's able to do that? I just stretched my body. Like that's like a mind over matter type of thing. You're on Mount Everest at this point. Yeah, pretty much.

And I mean, literally like it was happening during the video, all of a sudden it was Mason directing and all of a sudden, like we were thinking of going for the triple penetration because it was, we were just so far in and I was like, at this point, I was like, whatever, you want to try it? Try it because we've already done all of this and, but she's literally sitting there and all of a sudden like, I can't, I can't tell what's in there. I can't tell what's going on back there. I can't see.

And I'm literally sitting there trying to just tell myself, just breathe. So you are coaching yourself through this? Oh, no, I was literally sitting there, like in my head, like counting and like counting in and out breasts because I was just trying to relax my body. And I was like, make, make room for it. And all of a sudden like Mason just goes, she goes, I've never seen that in person. I go, am I doing it? Is what's going on?

Am I doing it? She goes, you got three in you, girl. Wow. Well, yeah. She goes, if you give me a minute and a half of this, we can be done. I'm like, yes. I mean, that's, that's my big question. I mean, okay, there's a lot of questions, but like, how do you, how do you have

two and you, how do you have three? And you do you work up to, um, I mean, I work two and three up to that within the time that the scene started and how it ended. There wasn't like, I don't prep before anal scenes. Like there's, I have this like incredible shrinking asshole. As soon as you take something out of it, it's going right back to being like, that's very lucky. And no, it is very lucky.

Um, but at the same time, you don't give yourself enemas. You don't loosen it up. I do, like I do do an enema. Um, I mean, I don't use the solution. I'll just squirt a little water up there to make sure it's clean because my mouth is probably going on there afterwards. So I just, I want to clean myself out for my own, my own courtesy. Um, but I don't, I don't prepare my butt as far as like stretching it until

I'm on set and my makeup is done. And until like right before I'm about to do that. And I don't, I don't really have a guy, I haven't had a guy at home in a long time. So it's like, I haven't had anybody to help me stretch it beforehand. So I just go to set and do it. But that particular day. Yeah. Walk me through that day.

Like, how did you know you're going to have two and you, how did you know you're going to throw in you? I didn't necessarily, um, the thing was booked. I guess it was me and Jada Stevens on the DVD for that. And I guess, um, originally it was supposed to be Jada and somebody else. And they hired me last minute for it. I literally got a phone call from my agent saying, Oh, are you willing to do a gang bang?

And I'm like, how much time do I have to prepare? And he's like, Oh, he goes, it'll probably be in a couple of weeks. The very next day he called me and he goes, okay, it's in two days. I'm like, what do you need to prepare? Yes. Yeah. What, what do you mean by prepare? I'm, I personally, I'm just a mental prep type of person.

I just need to know what I'm about to walk into, how many guys, how much this so that I can, oops. So I could mentally prepare, wrap your head around it. Yeah, exactly. Um, I don't like walking onto that and being surprised by things. Um, but literally like, I only had two days to prepare for it. And I just got to the point where it was just like, okay, let's go that morning. I went and got my hair and makeup done.

And you, but you knew what was going to happen that day. You knew it was definitely going to happen. I didn't know that I would have to do the double anal, the double vouchers, double this, because basically at this point it was, or at that point it was just asked if I thought I could do it or if I wanted to attempt it because they needed to get the DVD put together by a certain time. So it was just kind of, they didn't care what I did at that point, just as long as I could do the gang bang.

And for me, like it wasn't even those things that was, I was in my head about, it was the number of people. But once I got there, like all my guys were good. They were all guys that I knew they're all super sweet with me. Um, I had, you know, I had them all sitting there basically lined up by the bathroom, like asking me if I needed help prepping. Cause like they were just like, we want you to be prepared. Um, and it just, I don't know.

It just started and went and it got to the point where I'm like, okay, you know, now I want you over here and now I want you over here. And I got a little bit bossy in some parts and I don't know. Like that's the thing. Like I'm like with mental preparation. I'm just a type of person. Like once I get into it, into it, and I kind of lose my mind about it, I can do anything because once I've relaxed and once I'm not overthinking things, I have

no problem doing anything. That's actually, that's where like the double and the triple came into play is at this point I've got enough people on me. I've got, I've gotten used to what it feels like to have six guys on me at once. So now you can start going for that. And so you were, you were comfortable, like kind of, I knew everybody. So it's like literally for me, the biggest thing is safety is like, am I safe

around these people if something would happen? If I were to pass out, is there somebody here to take care of me? So like, as long as I'm surrounded by people, I'm usually good or like people that I know, people you know, yeah, that's interesting. So, wow. Yeah. So that's, so people have asked you about that clip. That's what they do.

Cause they literally like, how could you be proud of that? And like, you don't understand. I'm like, I'm not sitting here walking around like these people think that I'm sitting here basically saying, I'm proud. To be a whore. And it's like, no, I'm like, that was like, that was a feat. Yeah. Of course.

Like that's me stretching my body and doing this. Like there's not a lot of people that could sit there and do that. No, we don't even understand how they got in there. No, I don't really either. And honestly, like I've done double anal and double vag since then. I haven't done a triple, but I've only, I've only done it one other time. And actually it was with like one of the guys with the same guy from that. And he like, he was there for, was this incredibly painful doing these

double and triple? Are they like really painful or no? Um, I mean, it was a little sore afterwards, but it wasn't like, it's, it's it. Okay. Yeah. It's painful at the moment, but like it is. It's a mind over matter thing. It's just a tell your, tell yourself something else.

Basically, like put yourself to a comfortable place. You can't really, that's why literally I can't tell you what's in me or how many are in me at that time, because there's a part of me that's disconnected from that. Gotcha. This that's how you, cause I'm sorry, as a woman, I was like, cause you're that clip for just, it stuck in our hearts for months. And, uh, and every time we would play it, I'm like, gosh, Tommy, every time I

listened to it, I hear something new. Like I would hear cause it was such an anomaly. Like you didn't have this literally though me sitting there. It's probably like the reason you feel something different while listening to it is because I was, I mean, like I was having an epiphany as I was talking about, cause I was like fine. I was realizing right then and there that like, cause that interview was actually, um, they normally do the interviews right afterwards, but I was

so incredibly torn apart and like so ready to just go home that day. And so like dick drunk, literally, um, she was, she was like, I was working for the same company the day after Thanksgiving. Like it was like three days later and she was like, Oh, you know, I'll come by after they do your hair and makeup and I'll get your interview then. And so even Mesa was telling me, she's like, she goes, that's almost one of the best things that interviews we've had because, but I literally think it's because you had the time to go home and sit and think about it.

That's what it is. No, but there literally was, I went home for the next couple of days and I did. Like that was in my head. That was in my mind. There was a part of me that was somewhat uneasy about it at first, but when I sat there and I thought about it, I was like, I'm the fucking shit, man. Love it. Right.

And you spoke from your heart, but you spoke from your heart. Like I just, that, and that's where the source of pride came from. No, exactly. Yeah. And you had a few days to reflect on the, the amazing feet that your body did accommodate so many pieces. You did a fucking thousand push-ups is what you did. Yeah.

Dude, you're like, uh, you know, you're the Hercules of, of, I'm such though. Also, honestly, I will like, I'll say this about that scene. Doing that scene completely changed. Like I don't walk onto that nervous to do anal anymore. I don't walk on set afraid of if this is going to be too big, if this day is going to do this, because literally like that was, you know, you talk, you talk about like the moment where, you know, you kind of have your breakdowns. Like this was my moment where I was like, I can fucking handle this because I'm

such, we talked about it. Like I'm such an in my head person. I think so much about things that that was the first time that like I literally like was able to just let my mind go enough to accomplish something that. Yeah. Yeah. You almost let go of your ego and you had to in order to kind of get through like you can't be worried about what you look like at that moment.

Yeah. You're so I was not, I did not look good at that point. You know what? That's like that's you look great. Yeah. But what that's the equivalent to like, um, you know, if you do like a crazy workout and at some point, you're aware of what you're looking like, you know, you're doing your plank and then at a certain point, you're just trying to hold

on, yeah, and you're like, he's got to hold on at that point. You're not thinking about that because you're holding on, just trying to get through it, you know? Yeah. And also, oh, sorry, I just want to say that the reason this clip stuck with, with me and really resonated at least with me is that there was a sincerity and there was like, uh, a sweetness to you. There was an innocence and like, uh, you know what I mean?

Like sweet, like I'm actually a very sweet person in general. Everybody thinks I'm this badass and I'm like, honestly, you have a bad ass look to you though. Well, I think that's the problem and that also that I am a little bit intimidating, but it's mainly that I'm just, I'm a little closed off, you know, I don't want to let you know exactly who I am right away, but, um, I'm like, I'm one of the sweetest people you'll ever meet. And it's just funny because most of the things that like people think I'm

badass about are things that have happened by mistake and things that are like silly to me because that was like an oops moment or I wasn't thinking about this or ha, but I'm so not bad. No, there was a wonderful, uh, like naivete to the clip. I think, which is why so many people resonated with it. It was like, you really were fucking proud of yourself and you can't begrudge somebody who has a jet, like a real sense of pride and gratitude. You're like, fuck yeah, good for you.

Like I literally have two proud moments in porn and one is my penthouse cover and the other one is that, yeah. Now here's the other thing that came from that is that you, and we've proven it throughout this, this podcast, you also have a very distinct voice. Like your voice is a sexy voice. It's raspy, but you have like a, there's a cadence to it and it's sent. Like you have a voice that's made like a porn talking voice. Do you know what I mean?

Like the way you speak, even like the first word out of your mouth, honestly, like that sounds great. So here's, now this might sound weird, but the other person in my life has a similar voice is my older sister. So I, like I always, always, but like buster shit for her voice. So after your episode, the episode we played that clip, we were obsessed with this clip. I, my family's on the show a lot.

Her dad's been on a few times. My mom, not my mom, my sister's been on a bunch. So I called my sister and I go, I want you to say something and she's like, what, and I'll just play it for you here. Let's see. Hold on. Where is that? So glad you're here.

So you're about to say, oh, say blast my fucking face. Oh, that's not it. What? That's not it. Oh, it's here. Is your brother's sister's jewels? I want you to say, no, say, honestly. Honestly, it wasn't until it wasn't until they

were like, they were like, you have two in you. You have three in you. I have three in me. Yeah. You have two in you. You have three in you. You have two in you. You have three in you.

And I was like, whoa, I was like, whoa, I'm proud of myself. I'm proud of myself. What the fuck am I talking about? What do you think you're talking about? You're talking about cocks. It's disgusting. And there's not even talking about that. Okay.

So, oh my God, this, I can so excited about this. Yeah. That made you sweat. Oh my gosh. Okay. So here's the best. He's blushing. Jules is blushing.

So after, after that initial reaction, I get to tell her that one of our dreams, we play these games all the time. Like we have which rather is we have always different games and we've been talking about because of her voice. I tell her that I want to create a game where it's called is it a porn star? Is it my sister? And we play audio of a porn star of my sister.

So I don't know how this is going to go when I tell her this. This is me telling her about this idea. Okay. So we want to do this game for our show where basically we've all decided like Christina and I and the listeners, like the EU sound very much like the way a porn star sound when they talk. So what we want to do is play audio of you talking and then play audio of porn stars talking and then have people decide which is, which is you and

which is a real porn star. Now, keep in mind, I have an, I'm like bracing myself for how she's going to react. Okay. I'm like, what do you think? Oh my God. I love the game. You love it.

I love it. I absolutely love it. Love it. Love it. Love it. I'm like, I got it. She's over the moon about it. So she goes from saying, I am not.

If you're talking about Cox, I'm not a very next thing she says. So here's what we need you to do, Jules. I want to play you what we got her to say and then you do your best porn star version of it and then we will create the audio files so that when we have a guest in here, we can play. Is it my sister or is it a porn star? Can we do that? Yeah.

Fuck. Yes. Oh, this is so great. No, I'm sitting here thinking I sound like a porn star. Yeah. Definitely sound. Okay. Definitely do.

All right. Um, here's, all right. Well, I guess we'll start with that one. My that's a big cock. Give us your best. My, that's a big cock. My, that's a big cock. Perfect.

Great. Like a professional. There totally is like a way to talk like a porn star. Yes. Yeah. What, what's the secret Jules? I don't, I don't know what the secret is, but there are literally things that, especially like when we're given scripts, there are certain things that

are set in there that I look at and I'm like, uh, I would never say that. They're like, Oh, but no, no, no, you have to say it exactly that way. And so you have to sit there and literally just think of like just a really, uh, I think it's extending it too. Uh, no, it is everything that I say is sounds very slow and like dragged out. And I don't like, I watch scenes of mine back and I'm like, Oh my God, I sound like a retard. Like how much did I smoke that day?

Because everything's just so slow. And they're like, no, that's what makes it sexy. And I'm like, Ooh, that's how you hold on. What's the line again? My, that's a big cock. My, that's a big cock. Yeah. See, you could swear to that too.

My, that's a big. Cock and you got to put an emphasis. There you go. The hard on the hard on the hard letters. We're on the hard. Yes. Big cock. I don't know about that, Sarge.

You fucking show me a cock. Oh my God, it's fucking huge. That's her next one. Oh my God, it's fucking huge. That's exactly how to say that. I think I'll. Oh my God, it's fucking huge. No, see, we draw it out.

Wow. That was professional. I say almost nothing gets said very fast in our business. Slow it down. Oh, absolutely. Because there's that element of surprise like. Ooh, it's fucking huge. You might use that one.

That was pretty good. Two takes. You're on the second. So it's the element of surprise. Like, like the fart video that we like. What did you say? Guys like suspense. So it's like, literally, if you sit there and you start out saying something,

if you sit like, if you say it slowly, there's a part of the guy that secretly thinks that you're about to say something differently or about to change it. But then they're actually really excited when exactly what they thought you were going to say is what comes out of your mouth. Look at your insight. That's very, very true. Like, oh my gosh. Look at the fart video where she's like, did I just fart?

Oh my gosh. Like the fake surprise in my favorite. Exactly. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Yeah, that's not my sister. OK, OK, here we go. We got the next one.

Here we go. Oh my god. I've never had a black one before. That's too fast. We're learning now. Yeah. OK. Oh my god.

I've never had a black one before. So good. Gordon Jules, you could really pretend on that one. Quit debating. Just quit on that one. Did she say quit debating and put it in there? Yes. Do you know why?

OK. Oh my god. I'm so excited to play this for you. This is this is from this is everything I've ever wanted to happen on our podcast. This is the best podcast of all time. We had another clip that was a huge hit that is quit debating where here we go. And this is from a real porno.

This is real clip. Just quit it in there. Let's quit debating. So I was I say some pretty dumb thing kind of like that every once in a while. But it's literally us getting desperate for them to just put it in there. I think that yeah I think her it was like a sense of hers. And so it's so genuine. Fucking please.

I was actually I was actually thinking of a scene that I did recently for Mr. Anal and it was it was a scene with a friend of mine and this particular friend of mine and I don't fuck him when we hang out. But there is like there is definitely like a little bit of a sexual frustration between us because I have a fucking or can't take that away. Yeah. No exactly. But when we do scenes together he always tries to get a little bit extra time

while we're doing the scene and this one day in particular. We just been there for so long and the camera guy had already let us know that like he's running out of time on the desk and all of this stuff. And this guy is just taking his fresh time and taking his fresh time. And I have never seen anybody anybody in a porno has such a sense of urgency about hurry up and fucking come dude because I'm literally sitting there smacking his leg and be like I'm going to give it to me give it to me give it to me. Give it to me.

And like everybody I didn't think of it at the moment. But when I watched the scene back like you can see though like I just wanted him to give it to me now and all I got were like a bunch of LOL's and ha ha's and you really just wanted him to come and like do was piss me off. That's crazy that people can tell. Yeah. It was so obvious like it was so when I watched it back I'm like I'm like oh man that wasn't very good of me but everybody loved it.

So I was like perfect and quit debating. OK we have a few more. Exactly. Here we go. And she just wants it over. Here we go. OK. This is this one's weird but we thought we would create some weird ones.

Yeah I'm gonna fart all over your fucking face. What's all over your fucking face. I'm going to fart all over your fucking face. It's a fart fetish. How do you say that. Well there's a whole fart fetish genre that we've been interested in on the show as well which is oh my gosh because she just ripped one and she's pretend like she's being coy about it.

Like oh is that just did that. What about what was it again. Yeah let me. Oh my god what about part of my face when you fucking I want to fucking fart in your face. Yeah I'm gonna fart all over your fucking face. It's a real aggressive one. I'm gonna fart all over your fucking face.

Oh OK I'm gonna fart all over your fucking face. I'm gonna fart all over your fucking face. Oh I like that. Yeah that's everything honestly like that's when I think of porno talk I think I've putting emphasis on the already hard sounding sounds. I'm gonna fart on your fucking face. I'm gonna fucking fart on your face. Wow all the F's all the D's all the K's.

If you don't want an AVN award is there an AVN award for this episode. I wish I'm really good at enunciating because of having to learn English after Portuguese because I learned how to form English words based on the formation like the way that you form your mouth as opposed to the actual. So that's where you get your cadence from your delivery. Probably no absolutely probably and in fact like people especially since starting porn people joke a lot of times about like the way that I form my mouth because I'm so exaggerated about it but it's literally like I don't think

about it but that's how I learned English. There you go that makes sense. In fact I'm actually really self-conscious about it sometimes. No it's your trademark it's who it's what makes you special. This one came from another clip too we did this one. Blast oh blast my fucking face yeah blast my fucking face. So that's my sister saying blast my fucking face but we got that because of this clip that had been sent to us a bunch.

I'm on my mouth fucking yeah blast my fucking face. Wait did you say she has the insight tell us the story on that one right you know the story on that one is that you said no but she knows what that woman's thinking which is no yeah I know I know what she's thinking it's like hurry the fuck up oh yeah it's like come on give me your fucking come like it's ready it's time they just said come shot and I'm ready for I give it to me. I want all the come so you give us a blast my fucking face. No that that was an urgent one that was a yeah that was a blast blast give me that

fucking blast give me that fucking come in my face blast my fucking face. Powerful I was there actually those are the only ones that go fast because you're literally saying give me a come give me that pretty sweet come give me just give me that come on my fucking pretty lips give it to me give it to me give it because literally like we're sitting there at that point you're cheering the man on you're letting him know like you did a good job give me that come I want your come give it to me baby. Let's wrap this scene up cheerleader yeah cheerlead it that's smack my fucking face that my fucking face she did a good job pretty good do

that again do that again smack my fucking face wow and then this is the professional she's it's amazing it's night I actually I've done a lot of voiceovers too so it's like really I'm used to like I'm used to this specific thing where they're like okay say that oh so you come back in after the scene's been shot and you do like what does it call ADR session I say I have more done like I do a lot of voiceovers for like like penthouse when they're doing like story lines and they want to explain to you the story but they don't want you to be standing in front of the camera um a lot of times I do voiceovers oh like so my friends and I we're ordering pizza and then this guy yeah yeah it was a cold Saturday night and I was staying in and

writing in my journal and sitting here thinking if I only had a man here and lo and behold what's right here next knock on the door whenever they're my sexist pajamas as you're sitting there you know watching the scene play out and it's just me sitting there exciting there's something maybe I don't know if it's the smoking quality of your no I think it is I think it's honestly from smoking a lot because I mean I've always had a little bit of a raspy voice but it I like raspy voices yeah me too good that's good and you don't have that typical hi girl like that high register I'm so annoyed yeah that sucks honestly I used to make fun of you know Brie Olson yes I used to make fun of her so bad and like we'd watch her videos I just like give me more please please

give me more give me give me give me more of that fucking dick oh I just want to be a little piggy give me your fucking dick oh I just want to be a little girl tianny tianny and I'm like no that was impeccable why do we talk like that that was so good yeah why that is a that is a porn star like a porn girl thing I mean there are times where I've let out like a like type a little like squeal yeah but so funny dude there's one more ridiculous one ready it's the last one come over here and shit on my tits that was more just to get my sister upset come over here and shit on my tits

every time jules amazing do you do poop work do you do scat stuff no honestly I was going to say that's one thing that I probably couldn't do I've actually I've just finally got to the point where like I can I can clean myself out on set with an open bathroom door and that's honestly just because I got I'm claustrophobic and so I got used to doing animas with the door open but um no I just don't I can't even pee on camera honestly like as far as like defecation goes I just that's it's too much for you but yeah bodily functions in general are a little too much for me now is there more money in like those type of niche markets or um I honestly like nobody really shoots enough of that and I'm my opinion on it like I don't I can't

say for sure but I truly believe that the people who shoot those videos are actually getting paid a lot less than like what I'm getting paid for doing the regular stuff or for doing anal or doing this stuff because a lot of times when people are shooting fetish videos you just have a very specific group of people who are willing to do that yeah that a lot of times they are the lower paid ones because they are the ones who are actually into that or actually doing this and like my rate goes up if you know I have a different rate for vagina I have a different rate for anal if they add more guys onto it then I get added money but um like if I'm if somebody hires me for a blowjob scene and they want a dry blowjob scene they don't want all this spit I don't get

paid more for doing a spit video than I do for that even though it is a lot harder for me to generate that much spit but at this point I've shown that I can do it and it's just expected that it's going to be I'm going to go and drool you know yeah yeah yeah that's like your your trademark now the drool oh no absolutely like once I got marked drools it was like um I haven't there are some people are absolutely thrilled when I give a dryer blowjob because there are some people that just aren't into the spit but they like me um and I I just kind of try to I try to switch it up now like I try to do both I hear you you don't want to like do too much of the drools well some people are completely disgusted by it now I'm not disgusted by that I'm saying I try

not I try to be non-judgmental about anybody's yeah things but like shit is a hard one to wrap my head around you know it is for me too like even um like if I'm having if I'm doing anal at home I don't clean and prepare like I do for a scene the only reason I really clean and prepare for a scene um it's because I'm probably doing ass mouth it's probably going in my mouth so I want that to come out clean but otherwise like like when girls enema it's more likely to make them poo and that's just what like I don't I don't even like saying the word shit poo but um like you're on the wrong show we love shit talk this is like I actually love to talk to you like once I started doing anal I was actually really excited because now I could sit here and I could drop all the

ass jokes and you know my agent calls me and says how are you feeling today I'm this is my very first anal day and I go scared shitless and he goes yeah I'm like yeah it should be right have you ever had about um of diarrhea the day of an anal scene like have you ever had only once and I did have to cancel okay that's honestly like I've never I've been in for I've been in point for six years now I've only ever canceled three scenes total wow in six years one day one day was specifically because like I woke up that morning I had an anal scene and I just I couldn't stop pooping like that's the only that's the only time they really like you stop yeah that's king ass ripper now what do now this question kind of can't believe I haven't asked this yet what about your period

what do you do on those what yeah you put a sponge in it you just you so you put a sponge up over your cervix makeup sponge or I thought you meant like a sponge okay so you put the sponge up up way up so it's up on your cervix it works just like a tampon except it doesn't have a string you just wow right up there and so you can I've never been more satisfied in my life until I learned about sponges because I've always been the horniest on my period and now I can have sex on my period and it doesn't there's no leakage there's no no and a lot of times um like female body a lot of times just in general even if you're on your period if you get turned on and if you get horny and if you allow yourself to go after those actions it kind of stops yeah yeah you're right

it does kind of that nature takes over and like once get wet and everything like the blood stops it's just all mucous um yeah but no best thing I ever fucking learned about but are you guys I for some reason I made the assumption in my mind that all you guys were on the all the women were on the pill maybe and like maybe took the pill that stops your period or no honestly like in general when you when you take the pill when you're in porn like it just fucks with your hormone yeah and it's just it's not I don't even like admitting to it but I'm not on the pill I'm not any birth control and like I mean that's probably a bad thing but I know my cycles I know how my body works yeah I know how this feels I know how this feels um I've only ever done like three

or four cream pie scenes in my entire career and it's only with people that I know and and you can only during certain time and I'll use like sperm aside right you can put a diaphragm or whatever no exactly you gotta be really in the circle to get that scene I'm guessing right um no actually you do you have to like literally like you have to be a personal friend of mine in order for me to even okay a scene like that yeah yeah because hmm see I always felt like like when you're in your period sometimes you look you have cramps or you're just like you feel fat or shitty and what about that day where you're like oh I just got my period I definitely get a little bloated but at this point at this point I've been naked so many times and like it's my job

on those days I'm just like I don't give a fuck and what happened we were uh looking at your Twitter did you posted a picture like oh was supposed to shoot today and then did somebody not show up oh no that was just you mean like last week I think so no honestly that was for um that's for a music video that I was doing um a friend of mine from Houston does um music production and does music videos and they were coming out to shoot a music video um and they're because of all the weather stuff going on their flights got canceled and they also lost some bags and so instead of starting instead of starting production on Monday I went and had a few drinks with them which is my first time drinking chartreuse which I love now what's chartreuse like 110 proof alcohol oh it's like

it's french and it's green and it's delicious delicious all right it tastes like mouthwash so I mean I'm sure it doesn't sound delicious but it was um no it's just they they lost other props and said they've lost some bags and so we just we got set back one day but this last week was actually um it's such a shitty 2013 and that's this last whoops I'm hitting stuff but this last week was like almost kind of like that little reminder and that little opening to let me know that things are going to be okay because I just had the best week ever good I manifested all sorts of things oh I like that talk done well I met a few people this last week that I've been talking to on Twitter for like a couple years that I'd never met and literally just the other night I

had messaged this one person after like six or seven months of not messaging them at all messaged them and happened to run into them in a bar two days later or two hours later in Hollywood see and he doesn't even live in LA so it's like whoa how does that happen yeah there are multiple things that happen on that day that were kind of cool that's good though Jules you deserve the best learning to think positively thank look at this look at you and I I'm on the same track man no it's working I swear like yeah I since this 2014 is the first time that like a new year has came and I literally on that new year I literally thought to myself like last year is gone I feel good I don't have to worry about this stuff anymore and since then I've been in such a positive mood that like

I wake up and every day is sunny every day is happy and things have been happening and I'm like good I like this I like this feeling good for you Jules positive affirmations do you affirmations it works it works I love it I'm on the same track it's funny I'm on the same thing for 2014 and I believe that's half the battle in life is how you perceive it because it's all perception isn't it exactly there's no reality it's only your perception of it yeah I'm sorry you make your own things happen you're in a bad mood you're gonna bring bad things if you're in a good mood you're gonna bring good things and you know what you did today you made good shit happen you came here you took a chance you came to our home some strangers I know right and we're like so grateful that you

came very grateful thank you very much this is probably my most favorite episode ever of your mom's house because this is done by the listeners and and I just felt so silly getting here and I was literally like I did I felt like a little kick because I'm sneaking around your house I'm like I'm not sure if I came to the right door I didn't want to scare y'all please you did not scare us if I all of a sudden looked down my window and there was some girl like creeping around tiptoeing around my house you know it's funny before you came I did think I heard your heels click it was for sure me because I was walking nice and loud up the driveway and then I got back here and I was like I think I went to the wrong door and then I started tiptoeing because I was

like I don't want them to hear me walking like clomping on my heels around their house it's perfect we appreciate you coming so much this was so much fun let's tell our listeners who are ready uh many of them found you but just re retell them uh your twitter handle is it it's at jules ventura is that right at jules ventura j u e l z ventura ventura v e n t u r a yes um so follow jules uh send her tweets thank her for coming on honestly thank her and just do you have anything upcoming that you want to promote or any websites or anything I say I'm not really good at promoting my stuff um I do a lot of videos do you have a website what's your website or no I just mean I do I do other people's websites I basically if you google me you can find me a lot of times I'll

repost stuff on my twitter otherwise um I mean this next week is avn it's coming up already it is I was going to say I think I'm going out there on wednesday so just in a couple days that's a pretty big party huh this is the first year that I'm signing um oh my gosh your mom's house fans say hi to jules I say come and say hey to me friday and saturday at the convention uh I've never signed before and like I'm always literally just like a tag along when I go to avn I go when I get shitfaced and make fool myself and go on twitter rants and everybody thinks I'm hilarious during avn because I'm just drunk because that's the only way that I can handle being around that many porn people but um it'll be fun that'd be great so there's you're gonna be part are you up up for

any awards and stuff like that yeah I have two nominations I'm pretty sure that's huge won't win but it's always I thought we were thinking positively from now on I am like I have a really hard time thinking positive when it comes to avn just because um I know how porn works like I know there are new girls in and out the door every day I've been around for six years at this point I'm considered a veteran the fact that like anybody's even still considering me to like put me in a nomination is pretty cool because I have like there's a little part of me that you know I look at myself as a veteran I look at myself as like I mean we age like dogs and porn it's dog years like comedians yeah they're bitch years we age and bitch years for sure um and you know it just I

get to the point where I kind of plateau a little bit and I get kind of bored with things and I'm not looking to impress people I'm just kind of going to work but um this will be this will be an interesting avn what are you up for sorry do we um one is pov and I think the other one I say I think the pov one is an evil angel site because it was with Kevin Moore um and then I think a group sex scene or threesome because there were three of us and is there anything anything people can vote for to help you out um I'm up for best boobs for the fan voting awards which I think is just avn.com slash awards and you can vote for your favorite best body best ass best boobs um I do think it's funny though because I've had I'm on my second tit job and they put up a picture of me from when

I was 20 years old in the industry with my real boobs which is kind of cool because whenever I look for pictures of me with my real boobs I can never find them and like no it's not avn well then vote for jewels you guys go on avn.com slash awards there you go help jewels win the best boobs award women's pussy and asshole that's the best part do you know do you know who that is does that sound familiar do it again I like women's pussy and asshole that's the best part he has a familiar sounding voice he's a mutual friend of ours I eat the ass and pussy all the time I got nothing if I can't beat you up I can't get hard that's yoshi I was gonna say he's got the accent yeah yeah that's that's our good buddy yoshi I like assholes too I always am told that I have a beautiful

asshole and I don't know what makes an asshole beautiful but coloration and I know mine makes like a perfect star that's it's got five points there you go well that should be a category perfect asshole you win that there's no perfect I would I think I would I got the the five points in that you have a very nice looking vagina though I will say because I feel like it's textbook vagina it's like perfect yeah I feel like it's every vagina that I ever saw in every book yeah to me that means it's right it's a perfect that's what it's supposed to look like one more debate that my husband and I have had about pornography over the years now we have an expert here okay my husband's of the frame of mind that a woman's vagina can get meatier or more beaten up looking

over time oh yeah the inner I would say the inner lips a lot of times and uh I call that beef turkey or not beef turkey no they do it's just like it's from all the friction and it kind of gets pulled out and like I mean mine have definitely got a little a little beefier um in last few years but there are some girls who like hang hangers yeah especially like you can almost always tell which girls have had kids based on how low their vagina hangs sweet I believe it's not even a loose thing like I don't girls vaginas don't actually get loose but their lips hang yeah like like the outer bits are juicier and lower yeah fruit yeah I call that the New York strip us it's usually that like that inner labial part like it's just like yeah it's lower a one on

it you can sit there and blow on it in the flap in the boot god I hope my badge doesn't end up but they have vagio vagio plastic I know I'm I'm opposed to that I feel like you know what that's what you're afraid that would like hurt to pee for the next week you know yeah you want to fuck with your downstairs you know what I'm saying like that's it's a lot it's sacred down I don't know I feel like that'd be safer than fucking with your face don't fuck with your face you've got a perfect face no a lot of girls in porn uh like like let's just call it out Jenna Jamison looks a lot weird she's very plastic and she's she I'm a huge fan yeah I'm a huge fan of her I've loved her for years and I saw her in person a few years back five or six years vastly different

than where we are right now and I think there's pressure on on you girls to look a certain yeah in a way yeah no there there absolutely is and honestly like it's just because of like I get I get self-conscious about the wrinkles around my mouth and or like the smile lines and it's literally just because like I use my mouth so often that there's so much focus put on my face and on this it's just you notice those things you notice the line and you notice how this moves and that is like it just becomes a self-conscious thing yeah like I mean I'm I'll admit I got my lips done that's the only thing I've done to my face and people talk about like how plastic I look I'm like I don't have I don't even have surgery I just put a little of my like upper lip but it's

only because I would see pictures of myself with a dick in my mouth and when my mouth was open I had no upper lip like when I opened it too wide the upper lip disappeared and it looked like there was just like a ridge there and I just I didn't like that so it looks great though I would never have known yeah I wouldn't either it's very natural but don't fuck with like don't fuck with it nothing else you do Botox but it's like I don't I don't think of Botox is something that's like no knives though don't go no no exactly I look at like injections as injections there's something that goes away over time it's something that you can reverse but I'll never cut into anything like I I did my boobs and that's the only thing I'll ever get done yeah don't don't do it don't do anything

I don't even like that I got my boobs done because it is there's I had perfect titties before they were little but no but you know what I mean like when somebody goes in there and they make a cut and in addition there's something that's just a little bit off about it because yeah yeah yeah it's human anatomy you look great you look great yeah maybe a certain way what I meant for a doctor to go and cut into yeah but you're beautiful and you're perfect and don't don't do anything more no I won't I won't keep a real girl you have to come back Jules you have to come back okay yeah oh my gosh for the best I think you guys though should have Andy Sandimas here sometime you should look her up okay let's write this down hold on I think you guys were talking about Joe Rogan she's been on Joe

Rogan's podcast before okay okay she's making making notes she knows all sorts of things about all sorts of things that you're like what okay pass up pass on pass on a good word for us okay I will for sure she knows I'm done here now so um it's adjules ventura at Christina P at Tom Segura thank you guys so much for listening we will be back soon and that's it have a great night we love you did it holy shit thank you oh Don't go to your mom's house, dad, don't come, Hold your n***as, too gotta go to your mom's house Don't go to your mom's house, dad, don't come, Hold your n***as, too gotta go to your mom's house