Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Lesbo Jihadist w/ Yannis Pappas | Your Mom's House Ep. 874

Episode Date: August 26, 2026

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some exclusions apply. Welcome to another episode of your mom's house. You can see my next guest's special property owner on YouTube. You can get tickets to see him

at yannispoppus comedy.com. It's Janus Poppus everybody. Hello. Listen to that. Hello. That's just for you. That is really nice. That is really nice.

Isn't that nice? It is nice. It is nice. I'm glad you guys got those guys on staff to just kind of... You know, compliments feel good. I was in Philly last weekend or whatever doing shows. Homeless people there, they throw out compliments. Really?

Yeah. In Philly? They throw, like, I was walking, and the one guy goes, you got a strong walk, young man. And I tell you what, it felt really good. Like, I felt good. Because all compliments feel good. They do.

Remember when you're like, you know, I don't know, know in middle school and the worst thing that somebody can call you is gay and then once you're like 21 and you're at a bar and a gay guy's like nice you're like that felt really good yeah exactly i mean i would i would say that like amongst compliments yeah right after black guy compliments is gay guy compliments i think that if you put it on the compliment and a black gay guy guy get the fuck out of here that's like the double yeah that's like a double whopper oh my god yeah gay guy's like you look good you're like i do look good Yeah, gay guy compliments do feel. I could, you could compliment me gay.

Oh, yeah. If you kept following him up, like you got beautiful. If you just kept going, I'm like, you got. Let's see that piece. And they're like, nice. You're like, dude, I'm, I'm feeling it today. You got me, you turned me. You know what?

Let me buy some stocks. I'm feeling really good. Yeah. Yeah, you're really fucking feeling yourself. Nothing better, dude. No, it's the nicest thing. It just, you know, because people don't do it. I mean, you go, how many days in a row do you go with zero compliments?

Oh. So many. So many days. Yeah. So many days without a compliment. And that's why a homeless compliment is like, it's incredible. Yeah. You of all people took the time to compliment my walk.

Yeah. No, granted, he was probably trying to get a couple bucks and I don't carry cash anymore. So I was like, do you have a, do you have Shopify? Yeah. I was like, can I swipe? But, you know, so he was a little disappointed by I walked up. But the illusion felt good. I remember one time I was walking into not a comedy club, but like one.

of those, you know, the rooms that put on shows, like a bar show. Yeah. But it was a good one. It was in L.A. It was like one of the hot shows. And I walked up these stairs and this black dude, like he goes, man, you look like you own this shit, the way you come up in here. And I was like, what's that?

He was like, you look like, you're the man, right? And I was like, oh, that feels good. He was like, I go, thanks, man. And, you know, like, you're like feeling good like you're saying. He was like, hey, man, you think you can get me on this show? I was like, oh, you just seduced me. And then I was like, let me see what I can do. I was like, oh, fuck.

Yeah, illusions, you know, as long as you think they're real for a couple seconds, they do the trick. That's all you need. That's all you need. Is like to push out the negative self-talk and let somebody tell you everything's good. Yeah. You're doing all right, man. Yeah. A boss man.

Yeah, yeah. It's basically what I say, boss man. Yeah, you look like boss man around here. But then some of them immediately feel condescending. Chief, something like chief is condescending. Oh, yeah. Chief, Captain. Yeah, come on.

It's up, lieutenant. Yeah, yeah. How you doing? Yeah, how you doing Sarge? Sarge. In Spanish, they say things like Hefe, which is boss, patron, you know, like, they'll say that

to be like, you're, you are the decision maker. How about Chapo? Does Chapo mean something or that was just his name? That was just his nickname, you know? Does it mean, like helicopter? What's it, chopper? Little man. Chopo, oh, little man.

It's a little guy, yeah. Don't call him, I mean. Yeah, if you say like you're a little man, I think that probably wouldn't land well. Yeah. But Chappo, like, they have nicknames, you know, Chato Chapo, yeah. So he was like Little Wayne, but in Spanish, but like, yeah.

He was like, he was the Lil Wayne of Mexico. He was a real gangster. Yeah. Yeah. He was a real gangster. You know what's crazy too is like, you hear all these Chapo stories. If you look at a photo of them and you look behind, like, if you look at the eyes, you're like, there's nothing behind these eyes.

There is zero emotion. In any photo I've seen of El Chapo, the eyes are like, and you're like, oh, that's how you can do this stuff. Yeah, you can't. You can't have any empathy and rise to the top of the drug game. And it's funny because you look at a photo. Look at his photo. Oh, yeah. You can just tell there's nothing going on, man.

Well, do you know what he called his, he used to have, he used to have, like, I guess, his own kind of harem. Uh-huh. Or like, you know, and he would call them his vitamins. I heard about underage. Yeah, he's called underage girls his vitamins. Bring me my vitamins. Because I need, you need to have vitamins every day.

That's what, yeah. That's with, for him, it was like magnesium. I mean, you said, if I take it. Have I taken one of those? I'm on how it's going to sleep better tonight. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty dark. Yeah, you can't rise to the top of the drug game if you're asking people how they feel today.

No, and you can't be like, hey, let me see your ID. You're over 18. I'm like, that doesn't happen with the drug lords. Yeah, he's not a guy who apologized to other people a lot. No. He's like, you know what, I've done some thinking, and I was wrong. I feel like I read this once that in Sinolaoa, obviously these guys, they move around a lot, So they don't like, they're not like, this is my house.

Like they're always, but one of his places he used to, I guess, chill at sometimes was deep into Sinaloa. And there was a long drive up to it. And on the drive up, they took people who he was punishing or going to kill and tied them up to like trees like cut open bleeding so that on your way to see him, you would see that. That's what the Romans did But Jesus, yeah Yeah, so you're driving up there And you're like, fuck Yeah

Like that guy's fucking guts are split open Yeah That so you You know, it shows that he's smart He did a little reading Because that's also what Vlad The Impaler did Vlad the Impaler very famously

The Romans like you see Yeah, you do a little You send a little message The historical accounts Of going up to see Vlad Is that That way before you saw anything You smelled it

Yeah They were like What the fuck is that And then you'd be like Oh It's all these rotting bodies. Yeah. It's a pretty cool move.

Yeah, that is a way. That's a way to kind of just let you know what the vibe around here is. Yeah. Yeah. Just so you know who you're going to see right now. This was his idea. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. The vibe changed a little bit. Jesus, man. That's funny that that's kind of his driveway. Yeah, it's his driveway. You're rolling up and you're like, all right, this is the vibe here. This is the vibe. I better be chill.

And I better come correct. Yeah, I better come correct. And I better stay in pocket. I bet a lot of people fucking would walk up like, hello. Like just overly pleasant And it is a great day to be here You got a strong walk young man Yeah

And chopo! Yeah. You look good today dog Have you grown? You look bigger Yeah Is there any better compliment by the way Than when somebody in public meets you And they're like, you're taller than I thought It's really great

Or I like the slim, you look good Yeah, you look good, you look healthy I like Yeah, that always feels good Like, when I, whenever you're taller than I thought, I'm like, how tall do you think I was? They're like, fucking five, six. Yeah. Really?

And then you're like, oh, yeah, I'm sitting down or like on TV, you don't know what anything is. Do you get that a lot? Because I get that a lot. All the time. Yeah. I get. All the time. People are like, I thought you were so small.

Yeah. And I was like, what is it about my face that looks like I'm fucking small? They are always like, because I'll meet people who I'm taller. And they're like, you're taller than me. And I'm like, apparently. Yeah. And then they're like, man, I thought you were really short. Yeah.

What the fuck? really? Yeah. Like, yeah. I thought you were really short. I'm like, okay. I'm like, well, this feels good. You're like a strong, you like a legit six between six and six one.

Right around there. Yeah, yeah. Shoes. I got shoes on. Yeah. I'm not taking them off. Yeah. But yeah, about, and I guess they're like, yeah, I thought you were like five, seven.

Yeah. Damn, dude. Yeah. I get that. Yeah. So then you're there like, you're half a foot taller than I thought. Yeah. You're like, yeah.

That'd be like if I walked in and I'm six, six. Yeah. And you're like, oh, fuck. Yeah. That's pretty crazy. I take it a little insulting. Like I got little person energy. I take it a little.

So I'm like, yo, I'm a six-foot guy, man. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, get the fuck out of here, dog. Yeah. Or they'll be like, you're like, you're a unit.

Yeah. What did you think was walking in here, dude? Yeah. They're like, just a little dude. Little horse jockey I thought was going to come in here and do a show. You're like, okay. Do you think it's because we do comedy

and comedy doesn't give off like a tough energy? Probably. It kind of shrinks us down. I think so. Also being super fat when they first saw me, they're like, oh, he's a super fat short guy. Because, you know, you see fat, you're like, that's a little fat guy. Yeah, fat makes you look, you think shorter when you get fat. If you're thin, you're going to think longer.

So then they're just like, wow, you were carrying a lot of weight on your big body. Yeah. Yeah, I'm similar. I was fat too. Yeah, we... What's your fattest? 225. That's not that bad.

Yeah. What are you at now? I'm at 213. Yeah, it's not bad. Yeah, yeah. But it looks, I put it on here. I notice now five pounds it's right to the face. And that's how I know, get it together, you fat fuck. That's what I say. Which apparently you're not supposed to say that to yourself.

Yeah, you've got to figure out a way to do positive self-talk. Yeah. Yeah. Which is why being an occult probably feels really good. It probably does. It feels really good. Everyone's like really nice all the time. Who do you think in the comedy circuit, like, circuit of people we know associate with, if they wanted to start a cult, Colt could do it. I think first on my list is Theo. Theo. I think Theo gang gang. I think he could get a hundred thousand people to come with him. It's the charisma. Yeah. My co-host Chrissy Dee could do it too.

I think so. Chrisie D. He could do anything to you and you're like, I still love you, man. You're like, we're all here blowing guys. Yeah. This is crazy. You just, he's got the charisma just exudes. It does. The likeability. Yeah. I mean, it's immediate. When he tells me who we was texting today, I I go, you're friends with him too? Yeah. I mean, he can be a friend to anybody. He's friends with everybody. Yeah.

I text like my wife and that's it. Dude, I was at the professional bull riding yesterday. I went to the, it was so much fun, the PBR thing here in Austin. And the guy taking me around, he's like, yeah, you know, we do this in New York. I was surprised that bull riding, he goes, we did three nights at MSG. I was like, that's crazy. Like in Manhattan. Yeah.

I just wouldn't think that that would be. And he was like, nah. And then you go to it. And you're like, I get it. Everybody would have a good. good time. He's like, yeah, you know, Shulsi's come out. And Chris, Christy, I was like, oh, really? Chris? He's like, yeah, I go, do you talk to you about guys? He's like, it's all he texts me. And then he was like, let's send him a picture. I see. We sent him a picture.

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it's just funny this is that you can do there's nothing you can do he could definitely start a cold and you know what sometimes being a cult sounds good because like life gets hard and a good brainwashing sounds nice just clean me out just just fucking clean it so I have to worry about anything and they're like, no, you're here. You're here. This guy's gonna fuck your wife. That's part of the deal. And just do your chores. Just do your chores. And everything's fine. Say, smile all the time. Have that glow. The glow on your face. Hi. Hi, everybody. I like when you fucker. Yeah. Things are good. We're going all, we're doing a mass suicide. We're happy about it. This feels good. I don't have to, I don't have to go hunt for food. But no, we got someone else doing

that. No, we're in Guyana and everything's good. You're doing laundry. Yeah. That's cool. We live in a commune. It's all equal. This is kind of. And that guy, oh, is fucking everyone's wife. Charlie Manson. Yeah, Charlie Manson or Jim Jones. They just, that's always part of the cult deal is the top guys are going to fuck your girl. Especially if there's a spin on it.

That's the thing is they're not just like, I want to fuck. They're like, this actually helps us all come together. And you're like, I get it. I get it. I get it. You should fuck everybody here. Yeah, yeah.

The spirit, it has to. And you specifically should. None of us should. Yeah. You should. Yeah. Yeah, that's a cool. I get it now that you explain.

I get it. Yeah, it's brainwashing. Cleans you out. You don't have any thoughts anymore. He thinks for you. What was the guy? The David Koresh. David Koresh? He was fucking the whole house. The whole compound was getting fucked. If you go through them, it's usually that's just one of the requirements. Yeah. That's just what they, when you do the interview, they're like, look, you're going to, you don't have to think anymore.

Yeah. You know, this is a utopia. But also. I feel like, though, that the guys have that lost look. But the girls, when they interview them were kind of like. because they just have a little more, they have a little better sense to them, and they're like, this isn't good. When they get to interviewing the cult followers,

it's always the women who are like, uh, yeah, they're just trying to like live. So they're like, no, we're good. But then they get out of there

and they're like, yeah, that was pretty fucked up. That was bad. Unless they, a few of them got hooked, Charlie had the girls. Charlie had him.

He made, he was like, go kill those people. And they were like, I guess that's what we got to do. And they had fun with it. They loved it. And they're like, yeah,

that was all Chuck, man. That wasn't nuts. They signed their work. Yeah. Like an artist. Pigs. They wrote pigs everywhere.

He took the blog. Yeah. I like, he's like, what did I do? I've never done anything wrong. I don't know, but it's a man. Yeah. I just talk to people. And you're like, you got pretty, do you ever watch there's a great doc about, I mean, I'm not a big conspiracy theory guy, but this doc was incredible where when he was up in San Francisco, he was seeing somebody in, in the same.

building across the hall from the guy that was running this experiment for the CIA of like where they were doing brainwashing you're like really at the same time and they're like yeah it was in the same building and then from san francisco he came down to l.a and kind of everything i'm obviously like summarizing it quickly but you're like yeah that's pretty crazy that one i buy that one's yeah that one's like that one i buy 9-11 and that one i got questions what do you what are your questions about 9-11. And I did 9-11 disasterly for, you know, for a little while. So I, and then that was when the internet got picked. So I got in, I was like a, I started with loose change like we all do. That was the marijuana of like 9-11 conspiracy. But like, yeah, they, the passport was

just conveniently, they just found it on the ground. Oh, the one passport. Yeah, just like intact. Like the buildings pulverized, but like the passport just, too, too, too, I mean, the thing about 9-11 is there's just so many questions. It's like, it's not just one. It's like, it's like, Like, oh. I've heard some people, I understand having questions. I've heard some people be like, yeah, planes never hit that building. I'm like, well, that part, I think. I don't go that far.

Yeah. And I don't have any idea of what happened. I just go, it's just some weird stuff. It's kind of weird. Yeah, there's a few weird ones. I mean, yeah. Big day. Yeah, either way.

Big day. Big fucking day. I do want to say, Chrissy told me he texts with Little Mo. And that was one of the people. I was like, you text with you're friends with Little Mo? You know, the internet guy who's like, he does that thing. He's like when I was Italian guys. Okay.

And he was in Japan. And he did say one of the funniest things I've ever heard. He goes, he goes, he was a text of a Chris and he says to Chrissy. Yeah, you got to imagine, dude. He was like, these people walk around. They got like three heads and, you know, because of the Hiroshima thing. And then he goes, you got to think, he goes, like, when we bombed them, like, that's like they're 9-11 times 300,000.

And it's a good way to describe it. That is a pretty good way to describe it. 9-11 times 300,000. Imagine surviving that. Yeah. Do you know about this guy who survived both? He survived both? There's a guy.

You can find this. There's a guy. I forget which one was first, Hiroshima and Nagasaki. This guy, yeah, he was, he survived the atomic blast at Hiroshima on a business trip and then returned to his hometown of Nagasaki. Isn't that crazy?

And then he's there for then. He's like, come on, man. He is the luckiest, unluckiest guy. It's really, he's still pissed, you could tell. You could tell, he's still a little surprised to be here. He's like, what am I doing here? Yeah. He survived with, he suffered upper body burns, temporary blindness.

Yeah, I mean, can you imagine just when a car alarm goes off with this guy fucking feels? Like, he's just like, oh, shit. I could only imagine, yeah. I mean, my dad was a Korean War vet. One time a tire popped and he fucking crawled under a cab. Dude, this guy, he returned with burns and bandages. So he was just like, I got to get out of here and went back. How do you get Jeth scathed from a nuke?

I don't understand. I love that he went into, to tell his boss about it. And the boss was probably like, yeah, okay. Because, you know, news didn't travel that fast. He was like, a big bomb went off. And he was ashamed. You dick. Yeah, you ever see that the plane crash and the guy just walks out, the only survivor?

It was recent. It was like some Indian crash. No. And for some reason, it was one of the funniest things I ever saw. And I just watched it over and over again to die. Because the plane fucking crashes. This was like a year ago, two years ago. And people are like, there's a fireball.

And then this one guy comes out scrolling on his phone. And he was on the plane. And somehow he's like the only guy that lives. then he came out and he was like checking his phone he had his phone in his head see the new reels that came out while I was on this flight just the way he just it was just an ordinary stroll out and people were like that's pretty he like emerged from the fireball that's amazing yeah it's crazy this is crazy this also shows you how addicted we are to our phones it's nuts can't even put it down a plane you just got off a like a burnt plane and he's just like man's text didn't go through

he's pissed oh it's just green still yeah fuck yeah yeah yeah It's like Tyler Robinson. That's one of the reasons, one of the evidence against him and the Charlie Kirk murder was like, they just followed his phone. It was like, you didn't even leave your phone to go to a murder.

That's insane. Yeah, he's like, I can't, whatever I got it. Oh, this is it. We got it. I think. This is just one of the funniest things. He just emerges. Like, how did he live?

It's so crazy. Yeah, this one, yeah. Is there any explanation to it? Here he comes, he's just rolling. He's got his phone with him. Look at him. He's got his fault. Look at the size of the phone.

fireball. Everyone's dead. Everyone is dead on that plate. And he's confirmed on that flight? That was confirmed. It was absolutely confirmed. Yeah. You know, it just reminds me, you have to move with urgency in life, you know? You have to move with, here you go. This is a good reminder of that. If you woke up and you're

getting raped by a man, if I ask you, hey, when are you going to remove his penis from your ass? You'd say now, not as soon as possible. Right. No, really. You need to move with urgency and move hyper, hyper, hyper, quick. Who is Rand? I like a guy who thinks philosophically like that. It's a great analogy.

Yeah, move with urgency. Christina Pajitzen. The idea that you're like, I'm going to talk to your mom's house. The idea that you're like, I'm going to talk about moving with urgency in this interview. What are like situations that I could use to describe the need to move with urgency? And you're like plane crash on fire, you know, buildings on fire. You got to get out of there. That kind of stuff.

And then he was like, you're getting, you get a bad guy. And nothing in him, he was just like, this was the one to go with. Yeah. This was a good analogy. You want to move with urgency in that situation. I'm sure the, I want to see the other guy being like, no, yeah, that's. You should move with urgency. Yeah.

You're not going to say, please take it out. Yeah. My only question for that guy is if a guy is currently... That, I mean, he's a philosophical guy, so I would like to offer a rejoinder during this dialectic. He's sufficiently overpowered you at that point. Yeah. So if he's like in the middle of stroken,

yeah. I assume you don't have enough power to get that dick out immediately. I think you probably don't. I think you're just going to have to... wait till he comes. And that's actually what the other guy should say. Yeah. I think you're waiting until he comes and then you leave. Then you leave because he's already figured out a way to rape you. Yeah. Yeah. And he's in you right now. He's in you right now. He's probably not you good. He's probably pinning you down. Yeah. If you got to that point, it's pretty safe to assume you're not

going to be able to wiggle out of that one. You're not getting out of that, dude. Yeah. Well, I hope he hears us. That's a pretty good analogy, sir. Dude, I have to tell you, because you were talking about Chris, I feel like most podcast stuff is consumed in clips. I watch every clip of you guys. Oh, thank you, man. You got your guy's chemistry. It just makes me laugh every time.

We have a good time, yeah. It's so funny. Yeah. If you've never watched history hyenas, it's so fucking funny, man. Thanks, man, yeah. You guys are just... We're having fun of doing it. Yeah, it's good to be back doing it, having fun.

Yeah. And the fans. came all came right back. How long did you guys not do it for? We did it for three, and then we quit for three. Wow. Took a little hiatus. And then back to it.

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is a throat goat on their bingo card Isn't that crazy? Yeah that he's like put whatever you want in my mouth Yeah Well Chrissy has a theory actually Talking about Chrissy That he got that for eating pussy

He's like stop line of people, you got human papillones virus in your neck. Vocal cords, right? Yeah, vocal cords. Really? That's what he thinks 100%. And if you, if you look at RFK's life kind of checks out guys kind of wild. He was really wild back in the day.

Wild Kennedy, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Wild Kennedy. That's gotta be a crazy family to come up and it just has to be someone. And this one, he just couldn't keep his paws off puss. Yeah. He just could not. Kid love to pawpuss. Yeah.

I mean. What was the fucking thing I remember when he started to like, he was becoming a candidate, you know, they always dig up everything on you. Didn't he like kill an animal and like leave it in the park or some shit like that? Yeah, the bear. That bear story is a little wild. It's wild. Yeah, they killed a bear and then they went and dumped it in Central Park for some reason.

It was a big national news story and nobody knew who did it. And they figured out it was him. It was him. He was like, look, man, I was back that. I was just fucking eating all the pussy. I could get my paws on. Yeah, like, I just had an eight ball. I don't know what's going on.

Fuck. But first of all, it was 2014. That was not that long ago in his life. He wasn't a kid. No. I mean, right? Like, he's a grown-ass man. I mean, he'd think he was like 50 something.

So it says in 2014, Kenny was driving in New York for a trip when a woman in front of him hit and killed a young bear with her van. What? Kenny pulled over Put the bear in his vehicle Was it planned to skin it And put the meat in his fridge Okay

After a long day of falcon hunting And a late dinner in the city He realized that he had to catch a flight And didn't have to take the carcass home Okay That's not what happened dude That's fucking The dog ate my homework

Yeah that's what that is That's what that is That was I was on a fucking three-day bender And I thought I could kill a bear with my hands And guess what? fucking could. Yeah. And then I didn't know what to do with it.

Turns out meth does give you superpowers. That's totally insane. Yeah. Yeah. There's something behind that story. It's funny because there was a period like when he was running where they just kept coming out with stuff he did. Yeah.

Like his daughter or like his daughter or niece or something was like, yeah, one time he cut a shark's head off and they tied it to the head of the. And he was like, yeah, that too. That he was submitting it all. Like, yeah, it was wild time. So anyway, vaccines are shit. Vaccines. And we should fucking have them.

I don't want this to distract from my main point. Yeah. Yeah, I was, yeah, I did a lot of drugs. Yeah, yeah, I had a little problem with the old Kiwi. I like that. Yeah. But your kid's autistic because of vaccines. Absolutely.

Yeah. Thanks, RFK. I think the autism thing is where I think those are the ones that are evolving. Yeah. Yeah, they're going to be okay. You really think so? I think autism is human evolution. Yeah, they're going to be for the AI age and the tech age,

they're the new form of human. they're gonna be okay and we're all like oh how do we help this and they're like you don't need to help this yeah we're like you know we're like the neanderthals we're going away yeah like a lot of autistic people have like a special gift yeah you know and like when you see it you're like how is this fucking possible yeah you know like some of them have like a credible proficiency with numbers and math and you're like trying to repair this right this is a super human super power yeah that's gonna be very conducive to the new era. And I like when they don't,

they don't take social cues well. I like that. It's fun. That's really fun. When they stare at you a little too long. Yeah. Or you're talking and they walk away and you're like, well, I fucking,

I didn't bring my A game. So he's like, I'm bored. I'm leaving. I kind of dig it. That's what they said Napoleon did. Did he? Yeah, he would just, you'd be in the middle of sentence.

Yeah. It's a real power move. I mean, my dad used to do that constantly. He did, huh? Yeah, I don't know if it was Vietnam War trauma or what. Yeah. He would be like talking to him. and then all of a sudden he would like turn and like turn on the TV and you're like what the fuck

like you're in the middle of telling him something and then you're like dad he's like what's that I was just talking he goes what did what you want like I was like halfway through it he's like okay and then you go back one time I told my friend in college my roommate came home with me it was like a spring break and he came up he was like oh shit and I go what he goes I was just talking to your dad and he just walked away in the middle of our conversation so I he was in his bedroom. And I was like, hey, my friend just said that, you know, he was, oh, I was bored. Yeah. You just left him? He was like, yeah, I'm bored. Yeah. Didn't think anything of it. Yeah. Maybe Asperger's with him. I don't know. Yeah, or just war trauma. Maybe war trauma.

I don't think anyone goes to an actual war and comes back the same guy. No. I don't think you see a guy a year before and then see him afterwards and it's just the same guy. You know it's interesting because your dad was in war too. I had a therapist told me this one time. And I'd never thought of it in this context. He was like, He goes, you never knew who your father was, like, before that. The guy that you know as your dad was a totally different guy at one point before that experience. And I was like, oh, I kind of believed, like, once he said it, I was like, yeah, he was, your dad might have been like, I don't know how he was, but like a different personality and then experienced the most traumatic thing you can experience and shifted.

I never thought about that. That, like, hit me when you said. I was like, oh, shit, that's true. It's true. Like he was telling me that and I was like, oh yeah, like my dad could have been like this, who knows? Jovial outgoing. I don't know. And then goes to the worst thing you like combat, like just bodies being blown, your friends dying. And no human is supposed to experience this. Then comes home and is like, all right, back to normal. And you're like, nah, that's just not happening. And they cope the way, the best way they can. Yeah. But it's a different person. That is like a perfect way to say it. Right. When you said that, I was like, oh, shit. shit, that's so true. It really impacted me too. It's like prison. The person that comes out of

like a 10 year sentence, that's not the same guy who went in. That's a different experience. Yeah. Yeah. That's so wild. You, um, you, I don't know my, we don't know our dads. We don't know our dads. Yeah. We know a couple of killers who are a little, who have mixed feelings about it. You know what? I don't know how your dad was about when, if you brought up war, would he, hated it. Did he talk about it or did he talk about it? No. No, you know, a few times I got him to talk about it, but he hated it. And he actually said a few things, because he was decorated, right? He was part of a, he was a lieutenant.

And so he was decorated because his job, he was a liaison lieutenant with the Greek battalion because NATO was there. He was in Korea. So he actually, like, called in the artillery from Douglas Smith, MacArthur's son was, like, in charge of that theater of war or whatever, those battalions. And so he would call in the artillery. So his job was basically to figure out where to Chinamen were and launch. Yeah.

And so he was decorated. So I was like proud of that when I was young. Yeah. And he got mad, like, scary mad. And he was like, let me explain to you what this is. He goes, I got these medals because you can't pin a metal on a dead guy. Damn. And that's basically, he's like, whoever lived, they just handed to you.

And he was, he told me war is held. and he's just, he said the thing that freaked him out most because he saw bodies, he used to check the bodies, they'd go out after the artillery, because that was like one of the first wars where you just were launching shit at each other. Like, they barrel, the Chinese and the Americans are NATO troops. Never saw each other.

They just launched fucking bombs at each other. And then afterwards you go inspect the carnage. And he told me the only thing that freaked them out. He saw all these dead bodies, blown up parts, but he said, the only thing that freaked them out is he went into this tent or whatever where they had wrapped the bodies in these white,

cloths and he said that freaked him out and like haunts him to this day for whatever reason it's i mean it's that's the thing is it's supposed to yeah haunt you and freak you out yeah it's supposed i mean my dad had this thing where if anybody asked about vietnam he would just start he would talk talk he went the other way with it so much talking and and and i was just like oh it feels like he's just like so well adjusted and then towards the end of his life like i remember one time we were talking and he was like yeah you know he would always tell me stories about well all kinds of things but sometimes about the men he was a lieutenant also he had a platoon of 70 men and he would tell me stories about the ones he lost and then towards the end about he was like you know um i think about those

guys every day he goes every day he goes every day and then he goes i think the war really affected me i was like i go are you just having that realization right now he was like yeah he goes i think it really affected me. I was like, you're 72. Like, that's, that's just having this realization. Yeah, he would tell me in, in, what happened was as I got older, the stories would get grittier and more real.

When I was a kid, he was like, oh, yeah, it's not, you know, it's nothing. And I didn't know anything about it. And then, one time, I'm sure he described a war crime. And I was like, you did that? He was like, no, I heard about that. And I was like, uh, okay. Oh, my God, sounds like you did it. Yeah. Everyone has their

different way of coping, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's a lot. Yeah, Vietnam. Yeah. I'm so glad I didn't experience war. That's on, you know, it's like if you ever have a problem with gratitude. Yeah. Just think I wasn't in a war. Some guys

were in wars. And now, you know, on Instagram, how you can watch war and like how these guys are, it's no longer like a foxhole. It's like, oh, here's a drone that's just going to blow up next to you. Yeah. That's horrific, man. I hate those videos where they get like the Russian guy.

Yeah. And the drone just follows them and the guy just knows it's over. It's over. He's just like, all right, make it quick. It's terrible. Yeah, I think that that's, Adam, that feels like an unfair weapon for war. Yeah. Not that anyone's not going to use it now, but you see that and you're like, this is,

this shouldn't count. The whole thing, once artillery, once like industrialization got to a certain point, none of it's fair. No. You're just lobbing bombs from up there. you know you're like whoopsie we hit a school that's yeah the whoopsies are always like yeah that was we got bad intel sorry about those kids sorry about that it's really it's fucking terrible yeah we got to stop war at some point do you do you live in queens is that right uh no now i grew up in

Brooklyn and uh now I live outside in New York a little bit you live outside of New York have you have you been to Harlem before yeah yeah have you ever gone to the Atlas church No. This, you got to go. Because you can actually you could actually go to this service. We were looking for someone

that would go to the service, you know? You can't manage niggas. You can't trust me. I've been working with him for 45 years. A nigger just ain't going to do the right thing. He's got an attitude about everything. Pastor Manning. He ain't for the black man.

He'd be into black men. Then you got rap music. Damn. he's awesome he must have watched Chris Rock special the night before he's got so many hits

dude yeah he's got so many hits where's this one here oh yeah this one's pretty great this is sometimes you get footage from the service

but he also does like a podcast set up oh yeah so he'll be like you know somebody need to tell these niggas get off the government

and get off these damn government I see these niggas these niggas are better at neurosciences is knowing how to work the government to get money from the government for every damn thing, from tennis shoes to G-spring.

These niggas! Nobody never told them. Since Dr. King, let me tell you. Since the days of Dr. King, all niggas have ever heard is that the government owes you. The government owes your reparations. Get money from the government.

They ain't never heard of get a job. Get a job. Get a job. Get a job. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Bown da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Yippie-pip-a-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo. Get a job, damn it, nigga.

Get a job! Wow. Motown, by the way, huge Motown fan. I could tell by that. This is a guy who's got the N-word pass and uses it. He definitely does not hold it back. Yeah. But, I mean, you could tell he's really fired up about this stuff.

Yeah. He is, oh, man. Yeah, wow. I'm glad he's making content, you know, because he's got things to say. And he's been preaching there for, I believe, like 30, 40 years up in Harlem, you know, knows the community. Well, there it is the Atla World Missionary Church. What is that?

What is that? 38 West 123rd Street. Yeah, he's right up there. Right up there, in Harlem. Yeah, I'm going to drop in. I would love if you, I would dress nice. Yeah. Go to a service.

Yeah. I'll put on a purple suit. That'd be fucking tight. Purple. Orange. Something. You want to fit in. Yeah.

You know what stand up. I mean, he hits all the marks, you know. Yeah. Listen, let me tell you something. You want to have sex with another man. You want to go inside of his lower intestines and pack whatever is in there. Pack his dung. Stack it all up by you pushing in there and pushing it.

You want to do that. Knock yourself out, homie. You want to pack another man's do-do. That's your business. If you find it. delight in that. I find it a boreer, but if that's what, if packing another man's do-do brings you on, knock yourself out, bro. I just want to tell you, the Bible says it's wrong. The body says it's wrong. But anybody else but half a brain would understand, there must be

something wrong with you to want to go inside of another man's asshole and pack it done. Don't that struck it all over you? I mean, that's what it is there. I just picture an old woman in a church He's just like, of course. I would think that that audience is always like, yo. Yeah. That's what that place is made for. Elevate that up against Pastor Man and preaching. Yeah. You see where? You see where? Jesus. What the world is? Yeah. He, man, he always, like, he hits a lot of the hot topics, you know. Get a job, being gay.

Society. They have no idea of the worth of what we lost, of what we used to be. We used to be a powerful people. They've destroyed that. The filmmakers, the rappers, Dr. King. Whoa.

They have destroyed who we were. Whoa. That one came out of left field. Yeah, right? You didn't know that was there. Was Jesus coming after that one? Oh, dude, you don't know about this? Dr. Martin Luther King was one of the most racist people that ever walked up right on planet.

It's funny needs to say it. Somebody need to tell you why you're lazy, why you don't own anything. It isn't an economic opportunity to develop. It is that you can't have a string of restaurants. Sylvia went down to Atlanta and tried to establish her Sylvia, but the niggas won't work. They don't want to come in on time. They got a bad attitude about everything,

and they don't want to prepare the food consistently. same way. You can't have a management of a restaurant global chain of restaurants without good management. And you can't manage niggers. You can't trust me. I've been working on them for 45 years. A nigger just ain't going to do the right

thing. He's got an attitude about everything. Don't turn on your audience like that. I know. Yeah. I mean, you've got to... It's pretty crazy. You got to know the crowd up there's probably not white. My favorite is when he hits these like special preacher

voiced things. It's like so it's not just the message, but like what he does, got to add to my everything. That's fantastic. There's another one, if you go to his page, where he's talking about a preacher that he owed money on, if you go to his Instagram, I'll tell you which one it is.

A preacher who owed money on his mortgage for the church. And they let it go. And then he shits on Jay-Z and Fat Joe. And then he, when he says, when he's talking about it, He goes, he says they heard about it. And the way he says heard about it is so fucking unbelievable. It's so perfect. So these, let's see.

Scroll, scroll. I'll just say this. This guy is an instant follow. Oh, my God. Soon I leave her, I'm going. Oh, it's an incredible. Every day when I wake up, this is my church. I get on and I just go, what's the new thing for today?

He doesn't even have to tell me to smash that subscribe button. I'm in. Hold on. We got to find this one because it's so fucking great. This guy's got what you call the it. He's got it. He's got it. Dr. Edward Earl Johnson, pastor of the. My very dear friend, Dr. Edward Earl Johnson, pastor of the Stade Mount Maria Baptist Church at 2050 5th Avenue fell behind in this mortgage, went into foreclosure,

and the whole Baptist ministers conference from 450 preachers out of New York and vicinity, the American Baptist, the National Baptist, this convention and all churches in general, let the bank close down that church and throw that past the house. He died two months later. None of these niggers came to support these hip-hop niggas. These niggas that making millions of dollars, J-Z, and fat Joe and all the rest of them, heard about it. You think they will come to the aid? All the old was a couple hundred thousand dollars. Preachers and churches themselves could have taken up an offer to say they don't give them. damn niggas don't care about niggins!

If you think a nigger going to help you, you got another thing coming. Niggers don't care! I mean, that speech... Heard about it! That shit is wild. The thing about this guy that's so amazing is I know that he is fucking huge in Mississippi.

He fucking loved this guy. Ryan Sinkler had the best. best idea that Jesse Lee Peterson and him have to get together. You've seen Jesse Lee? Yes, yes. That would be unreal, man. I mean, the audience, I just see a bunch of white guys going, that, that's exactly right. Do you follow Swade, the remix God?

No. He put him on, too. Get your ass a job. Get a job, nigger. Go to work. Which is in hell, I'm glad. Oh, no. No.

Oh. I get pissed. I get pissed. That is the best. It's the greatest. Yeah. Oh, my God. Shout out to Swade.

That was unbelievable. I love when they make the song that and stuff like that. Oh, dude. He's an instant follow, by the way. Oh, his page is unbelievable. Oh, my God. Holy shit. Yeah.

That's what they call a club banger right there. Oh, that's a banger, dude. Yeah. Holy shit. Do you remember things like, do you remember Fergie at the All-Star National Anthem? Sway did hers. He did a song for that. It's, I mean, that was like eight years ago, but it's fucking unbelievable.

He does it all the time. He's always finding like, you know, viral worthy stuff and do it. Yeah. So, again, Pastor Manning, shout out to Pastor Manning. Open invite to come here on the show. I'd love to chat with you. Hope we can make that happen. That would be great to get him.

in here. Oh my God. Yeah, dude. All I would do is just ask questions and sit the fuck back. Yeah, no, he's, yeah, you know, I don't think he lets other people talk that much. No, he's got a lot to say. He, by the way, we didn't play it for you, but he's got a lot of he, I don't know if you, if you see it in the text solo on his page, something with Mandami, but he hates Mondami. And I thought it was like, as he looks for it, if, it was, if, it if you could tell me, what's it been like living in New York? Like, with, do you notice a change when a mayor comes in? Because I feel like most places, you're like, there's a new mayor, whatever.

Like, you don't really notice it, you know? I think it takes, I think, you know, I think it takes. There's a honeymoon period at the beginning. I mean, he's enacting a lot of things or he's talking about enacting a lot of things. The rent is the highest it's ever been. Who knows how much that has to do with the rent freezes or whatever? I don't know the economics of it. But, you know, New York's a big city, so I think it'll take a little longer.

But, you know, the people who love them have audience capture, the people who hate them, you know, have audience capture. It takes a little second. He's really polarizing, right? I mean, I feel like you feel it more in the city. I think from a distance, you go, oh, people love them or hate him. Yeah, he's polarizing, I think, because he, you know, is a self-proclaimed socialist. So in America, we hear that. And then you hear them say things like we've got to seize the modes of production.

And you go, it's like that. It's like that. What are you taking? Leonardo DiCaprio mean? Whoa, whoa. What was that? Yeah, yeah. What was that?

He goes, no, they always go, no, no, no. Not like that. I don't mean it like that. I just mean we have to, you know, have a bloody revolution and cut off all the heads of the capitalist. And you go, what? And he goes, no, I'm just saying health care. Yeah. Cut off funding for Israel.

That's all we want. It's a dance they do. Yeah. It's a little dance. What's that one say about Mondami, Manning for mayor there? This Mohammed Mandami boy wouldn't know his butthole from a hole in the ground. That boy was able to promote a free ride in New York City, and the young people went for a hookline and sinker.

I mean, what kind of gullible fool anyway would believe that you can get a free bus ride? Lord, have mercy on my soul. How many chickens have I stole? One last night and two before, and going back to night to steal some more. A free bus ride? Every time I think about how ludicrous that is. You don't know if you get a free ride, you're in prison or something, or you're in some communist nation,

and the government runs everything and takes your money so you don't have any money to give them. The devil has interposed this liar, this con man, this slickster. Got everybody jumping up and down talking about a free bus ride when everybody knows there ain't no such thing as a free ride. But yet he's able to penetrate the foolishness and ignorance. Send me down the city all. make a donation. Oh, so he is actually running, it sounds like.

He's making it running, yeah. Wow. I mean, you know, it's nice to, it's really weird when you watch those videos and you see one, you go like, yeah, yeah, I kind of see that point. Well, the one that I was thinking of is when he talks about Mondami and his lesbo wife. He says that. Oh, because she's got the short haircut. He's like, lesbian wife.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Heard about it! Yeah, yeah. Yeah, this guy, he's, uh, he's a, uh, he's a little bit. He picks up a vibe and he goes with it. Yeah, he really. He goes with it. He doesn't ask too many questions.

He doesn't want to get the details. I mean, he kind of reminds me of just like a seasoned comic where you're like, this guy knows his voice. Yeah. You know? He's got his lane.

This is a guy you don't have feature for you. No. Oh, he's closing it out. Can you imagine preaching and you're like, should I go first or you? And you're like, I'll go first. Yeah. You can preach last.

This is the guy you want closing the show. Oh, 100%. There's no way to, like, you can't escalate. There you go. Here we go. Yeah. I mean, had a celebration out of the city hall of all the immigrants, all the Muslims, all the immigrants down there. No, no, he's a jihadist at core.

His wife is a Lesbo jihadist, Hamas, supporter, interfaith believer. You know what you're talking about Mondami. They're going to give us a free bus ride. Hell, it doesn't matter if they're handing our free sandwiches and hell, I ain't going. Mandami, have a celebration out of it. Lesbo. Jihadist. That's a crazy label.

That's, you know. But you know what? I get it. I get it. That's the thing is a good preacher paints a picture. It does, yeah. And you're like, Lesbo, yeah. Lesbo jihadist.

I guess that could technically be a thing, but only truly in America. Mm-hmm. Which lets you know how great a country America is. It's really fantastic. You can be whatever you want. Kanye West was a Nazi. Yeah. I mean, and he's black.

I mean, you, whatever dream you have, you can, if you want to be a lesbian, jihadist. Yeah. You can be a Jewish, Nazi, whatever it is. I don't even think we have spent enough time as a nation discussing that his Hitler song

was so catchy. And you're like, you're like, man, that was a fucking jam. Yeah. And the whole thing you were, then you were like, here's the funny thing. I remember when that came out,

I was like, that's a catchy-ass song. It's crazy. And then you're like, I wish there was like a version that was less Hitlery. Yeah. And then he put that out and you're like, yeah,

but, and that Hitler Everyone's pretty good. Yeah, it's like you don't want to listen to the song without the curses. Yeah. Exactly. You're like, I treat that song like heroin. Like I knew like, oh, I got to stay away from this. Yeah, yeah.

Because it's going to be in my head. I'm going to be pumping it. Well, that was the whole, that was the thought behind that I think. He was like, make a banger about Hitler. Like, that's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. It's a wild time.

Yeah. It's a wild time. You go online and it's just everyone's relitigating Hitler, Mao. It's just everything. things up for grabs. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, pretty soon, Genghis Khan, because there's going to be people going like, Gangis Khan built some roads. You know you're scrolling and they'll be like a Hitler speech. Yeah. And you go in the comments and people are like,

Guy was just speaking from the heart and you're like, what the fuck? Like so many people are like, we miss him. I like when they go, like, this is why they'd ever translated it. Yeah. And you go, yeah, because the guy had the Riz. Yeah. A lot of Riz, dude. The guy had, as the kids say, aura. He really did. He really did. Little fella really spoke from the heart. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, you know, none of those, there's nobody who gets that big who is boring. No. Because I think ultimately, that's the thing we despise the most. Yeah. It's not a liar. Yeah. It's not a bad person. It's boring.

Imagine would we be watching Pastor Manning speech if I was like, hey, this is a really boring pastor? Yeah. You'd be like, well, no. Or if you said, like, look at how intelligent. well thought out this guy is, we'd be like, I'll pick it up. No, I play because you're like, what the fuck's he going to say next?

Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's an interesting thing. I think that may be the thing humans hate the most. It's just boring. Yeah. Well, think about, like, I, you know, my kids are always just like, I'm bored, and you realize, you've just not been entertained

for like 30 seconds. Yeah. And they're like, what do I do? I'm like, but you fucking be bored. Yeah. They can't, nobody now, we were bored for longer. Obviously, your parents would be like, stare at the window.

Look at a fucking tree. And they're like, okay. But now they're like, no, I have this engagement all the time. All the time. Yeah, I mean, we were kids. We used to take a shit and stare at a shower curtain. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

Or like hope someone wrote something racist on the public stall to entertain us. Something. Yeah, just we'd be looking at that. Oh, man. No, now it's like bored. Everyone's bored. Even like, you know, if you talk to like the platforms, like people at YouTube, Netflix, it's like, what can you make this like even faster?

Yeah. make a great three minute show yeah three minutes like yeah by the way your show that opening scene uh fucking leveled me oh really when when you got a boner oh yeah at the beginning yeah remember when the police shoot out yeah yeah just got away you smile i was fucking die oh thanks man thank you very much thanks for watching it dude i watched the whole season it was so funny i loved it it's so thank you it's a fucking fun show to make yeah it's basically like i feel like i feel like I went to film school and then they were like

just make a bunch of little movies and they just let us have fun they give us almost literally almost no notes on anything they're basically like don't say the N word and just have fun yeah and you're like can I bring on Pastor Manning?

Can I bring on Pastor Manning come on? Yeah it was I really loved it I'm genuinely saying that I enjoyed the whole thing Thank you so much even when you played the girl I was like you pulled that off too I tried Tommy got some acting jobs. I tried, I tried, man.

I tried to be a good Caitlin and a good Patricia. Yeah. The crazy thing is I called my boys that day from the trailer. I was like, what's up? It's Patricia. And they were just like, you could see. They were like, what the fuck? And then my kids call me back.

They're like, can you put Patricia on the phone? And they were like, can you at least do it? Because we want to talk to her more. Yeah, yeah. At first I was like, I think I just traumatized them for life. What happened to my dad? But they were just like, this is the best. Yeah, when I watched it, I go, damn, I didn't know Tommy had that in his bag.

Oh, thanks, man. Because, you know, you're like an in-pocket kind of comedian. And then I was like, this dude doing character work. Character work. There's Patricia right there. Yeah. Love that one, too. That one was fun, yeah.

Speaking on the bored of thing, do you think there was like a time where the disciples Jesus was talking and one of them was just like this? One of them hit like, like, that's, like. And then he's like, Jesus, like, what the? Who was that? This fucking son of God, I'm giving you, I'm hitting you with the truth. And he just hit a yawn like, like, no, I just, last night.

Yeah, it's last. My neck. Sorry, dude. I was totally captivated, but. He's like, no, you just yawned. I'm the son of God. Son of God, I'm giving a sermon on the mountain. You just fucking yawned?

I, you know, the thing is, no, it was, okay, what did I just say? He's like, I kind of zoned out. I don't know for a second. I got really, you've been going for a little while. For me. Jesus. And they're like, yeah, man. What are you thinking about? He's like, don't you know? Yeah, you're supposed to know. Yeah. Do you think Jesus on the server of the mouth too, like saw the one guy who wasn't laughing or engaged like we do? Yeah, the one guy who was just focused on that guy. Yeah, for sure. He's like, I'm trying to give a, I keep looking at you.

What's up, dude? Yeah. Dude, what is it? Do you feel like you learned over time that like the longer you do it, if you see that, you go, ignore that shit. Yeah, I've gotten better at it. Same. Every time I see somebody, I can see all these people laugh and having a good time and you just see one guy who's like, not even looking up. He's like, and you want to go, what the fuck are you? And you go, don't do it. This is going to derail everything. Yeah. Because you've done it. You've done it many times. And then you're like, why did I do that? I just ruined the whole momentum. Everything's done after that. All these other people had no idea this guy existed. This was happening. And they're like, we're having it. It's like when When you're, I would say, like, if you're early on when you're up there and you're like, this is a weird crowd, if you go, you guys are weird, afterwards, people will be like, what was weird? What are you talking about? And then you're like, oh, like, that was you picking up on something. But you don't tell them they're weird. Yeah. You know, it's, I think it's an unfortunate thing in America is that, so that's called the negativity bias. We all have it's like supposedly through evolution. We want to fit in for survival. And so, like, that's just the internet. Like, you.

you know, outrage, like, and I hate what he said, or it shows up in that way when you're doing a show and one guy becomes the salient, most prominent thing, even though it doesn't represent the reality. You hear one story of a horror story,

and then you just attach your perception of what that issue is based on that one horror story. And that we've just, we've just become a society that, like, frames our reality through the negativity bias. Yeah. And it's just reinforced,

the algorithm reinforces it, loves it. It's so bad for you. That's how we've gotten to this point where we just have like extremes as the norm. It's crazy. Yeah. You know, people going like, we don't have health care. It's like, yes, we have a major, major problem with health care.

It's bad. It's bad. It's bad. It's bad. But like 92% of people are covered. And you go, I understand it gets expensive. All those problems are true. But there's also like a million stories where it worked out.

Right. You know? So there's a lot of them where it didn't. But there's major problems. I'm not saying that. But it just people. people just go, say things like, and that becomes the reality.

Yeah. Because they hear one nightmare or 10 nightmares or 20 nightmares. And they're not wrong about those nightmares, but that's just, when that's your entire reality, then you frame everything. And if you live on the internet, that shit magnifies. It just snowballs.

It just kind of snowballs. And nuance just disappears. Completely. Completely. You should run from air, by the way. I'm gonna run from air. And that's, you know, who's gonna be my VP because we can't really have him as the head honcho.

No. Because, you know, there's a lot of clips to dig up. Oh, man. Yeah. But does that even matter anymore? Like with RFK, I ate ahead. I dumped a bear. Yeah.

My voice is this way from pussy. Yeah. Like, whatever. You're in. You're in, dude. Yeah. No, can you imagine you and Manning as a one-two duo? It would be good.

That would be incredible. Maybe like, let me get up there and say a couple bars. Yeah, and you're like, not this one. Sit this one out. This one out. This one's on TV. You're like, dude, it's black history money. He's like, some bullshit.

Some bullshit. Let me tell you about these. Heard about it. Yeah. He's good for nothing. I cannot wait for his speeches every day. All right, is this funny to you or terrible? Horrible or hilarious.

Hell yeah. That's a crazy place to stand, right? Oh, my God! Oh, my God! That's wild. How does it cut off there? We don't get to see the aftermath of that? That's not AI?

Like, for sure, for certain, that's not AI? Guys, is it? No, that's real. Now, whose idea is to fucking set up there? Who? Who's the producer who said we want to get that shot? Oh, my God. And who's the camera guy that said, that's a great idea.

I mean, that guy that's, you see mid-falling, will never have the same life. No, dude. His whole life is different. That's insane, dude. Do you think they told the writers, like, just so you know, there's a fucking news team across the finish line. Make sure you go around them or like they're good. They'll figure it out. I have to admit, I am, this is one of the most confusing things I've ever seen.

I can't, this is where it ends, right? There's no more of this? That's where it ends. That's insane. Yeah. Who the fuck hits like stop at this point? Who sets up a camera? Oh my God.

There? I don't understand. Is that a boom mic overhead? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And that guy's like, oh shit. I'm over here.

That looks crazy. Give credit to that dude. He was able to get out of the way somehow. I know. And there's two people. People getting just trucked right now, right? I mean, dude. That's so insane, bro.

I mean, yeah, so, oh my God, this is just one. Oof. That's so, that is, this is one of the worst things that we've had. How did they convince that guy? Well, you know, they told them they're like, these are pros, they're just going to go on either side of you. Don't worry. And you're like, oh, okay.

All these actors, all these horses are profiling. professional actors, they know how to hit their mark. Yeah. You don't have to worry. You don't have to say it again. We already told them, okay? Yes, they're wild animals. Yes, they can be a little unpredictable, but these are Stanenslovsky, trained actors.

They know how to hit their mark. You tell them one time and that's it. Holy shit. Going right past the camera. They're not even going to, they're not going to break the fourth wall. They're going right through. They're not going to know you're there. You're not even there.

Yeah. It's amazing. Yeah. Watch. He's fucked. This is where you need a location scout. Yeah. To go, there's a wire there.

Yeah, how do you, no one tells him? You see them on your way up. Do you think he was going to just scoot around him? See, that sucks and he's hurt. He's way better. He's doing way better than the horse people. The horse guy is dead. Can we find out more about that?

Can somebody? About the horse one? Yeah. We have the info. No serious injuries. It was part of a film shoot in Russia. Oh. Yeah, that wasn't supposed to have.

happen you know Russian horses are a lot like Russian actors you got to just kind of keep drilling it with them that's crazy no serious injury I feel like that's state media being like everything's fine that's possible but also both those that outcome and the idea make a lot more sense to me now that Russian yeah like yeah Russians kind of want to do it yeah they love dying yeah they love it dude or like you go this is pretty dangerous they're like not pussy I'm not pussy yeah you pussy yeah this is okay it's not Not dangerous. Yeah, I'm pussy.

I don't want to stand where the horse is running. Yeah, I start. That decision could have been made after a lot of drinking. Holy shit, man. That's so crazy. Don't do this at home. Okay. It's pretty cool.

Oh, wow. I think I see where this might be going. Yeah, that thing's coming down. Huh. There's going to be a spinal injury coming out. Holy. You nailed it, dude. I love these sounds.

I love these sounds. Because you know what this, this real pain. That's real pain. When it really hurts, you do that. Is she okay? Oh, is she okay? I don't know. It feels like she wouldn't be.

Yeah. I mean, that's definitely some, you know, trauma. Yeah. I don't know to what degree. It sounds, yeah. Those sounds are great. I wish I could translate sounds to what kind of. Because there's, like, degree.

breeze of being hurt and you're like when you go like oh fuck fuck fuck you're actually you're fine yeah if you start trouble breathing and you can't articulate it you're you're in real danger yeah that's real pain maybe some sort of paralysis maybe could be could be we don't know about her right according to her caption she's fine oh great so you're happy to hear it i don't like when someone's permanently damaged no you just want to laugh at the actual yeah i'd like the the pain also it was just one of the stupidest ideas yeah yeah what was she even doing Oh my God. That was her Spider-Man stunt.

I don't know what she was doing. I mean, she landed. Wasn't that, like, neck? That was top neck back area. Look at this right here. Oh, God. Yeah, that's pretty rough. Oh, yeah.

That's the vertebrae. Yeah, that's right there. Hmm. That could have been a fractured vertebra. She's like, I'm fine? Yeah. That's crazy, dude. doesn't seem fine man yeah so either she just fell from the ceiling yeah when you hear that

noise or a black guy with one of the biggest cocks you've ever seen is jazz jack hammering yeah yeah that's with that's really two things that could produce that music the only time i've heard it yeah yep yep all right here we go yeah yeah yeah oh they get me y'all oh and it's been a call all they He got back in. I love the fucking play-by-play. You don't talk about what the camera down there. What the freak? She needs to get from up out of there.

This guy's going to help you. Oh, no. She's okay. Is she okay? She is okay. Is she okay? Yes, she okay. She okay.

Shirtless guy caused that. But it was somebody else in the car. Oh, my goodness. Is they okay? Well, you know what? Drive away. Yeah. If you want to know, drive away.

Is she okay? Let's go. That's a great way to find out. She okay? Just keep going. America. Oh, my God. That is so America.

I feel like a lot of parts of the world immediate pullover, run out help. Here, they're like, God, I hope that person's okay. Hope they're all right. Yeah. Yeah, you got to go. That is absolutely one of my favorite.

We're going to get ice cream. Yeah. I got stuff. I got stuff coming, man. Louis C.K.'s joke when he says his family was in town, and he'd never been to New York. And they go on the subway, and there's like a guy like bleeding on the ground. And his family's like, they're from the Midwest.

They're like, oh, my God, we've got to help this guy. And Louis goes, no, we don't. We don't do that here. That's just. Yeah. You just ignore that. And people are like horrified. Yeah, yeah.

They're horrified. I remember one time I was, this is years I was driving with my mom in the pasture seat. And somebody was stranded on the side of the road. And as we're pulling up, I go, don't look at them. then they'll think we might help them. And she was like, what? And I was like, don't, don't, don't. You got to act like you don't see them.

And she got so mad at me. And I was like, do you want to get out? And she was like, yes. And I go, no, you don't. You're pretending that you want to get out. You don't want to get out. Right. You're doing it for the likes.

Oh, man, she got so fucking mad at me. It does mess up your day. It does. You go, ah. You're like, come on. By the way, they weren't stranded in the desert. No. They were on fucking US 1 in Florida.

They were okay. Yeah. Oh, I know where this is going, too. These are going to be some good screams. See, it's a different scream. That's a scream of terror. A terror scream is different than I'm in horrific pain right now. The terror is so different.

You can feel the fear in his scream, you know? Yeah, that's the one that makes a serial killer come. Exactly. He's like, well, I keep doing it because this is how I come. That's why there's 27 bodies. That's right. Yeah. He's like, he needs that.

Do we know, did he make it? Oh, this says read me. Hold on. Sorry, I can tell you. The tourist lunges, mulls him. After Matt. The tourists survived with injuries reported as minor. Wow.

Yeah, I think that's why these are allowed on the net. Otherwise, they'd be on the dark net. Yeah. If his head was missing. Yeah, that would be crazy. And here's a, the park decided to cancel. Tiger walking activity. Yeah. We're going to take a little hi-out-out-us on that and figure out what went wrong.

This isn't good press, guys. No, that's not great. No, let's keep them behind the... That's going to hurt your bottom line. People, yeah, you're going to get a lot of calls for refunds for tickets at that point. It's crazy how everything is dictated by just money. Just economics. That's it. They're just like, it's not a good look. We're going to have less visitors. We're going to ban it. Yeah. Does anyone, is the guy, does he know about lawyers? Is he going to sue? It's just all about that. Yeah. It's like that. You ever see burn after reading? Yes. J.K. Simmons. And they're like, he's like, what's going on? The guy's like, well, you know, we have an issue with this guy.

He's like, oh, for fuck, say. And they're like, no, but the one guy killed the other guy. He's like, good, great. And he's like, but the one other guy, he's in the hospital. He's like, oh, for fuck's sake. And he goes, no, but I don't think he's going to survive. He's like, all right, great. This is great.

That's just a guy that runs a company. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fine. We don't have legal problems. They're dead. No one knows he's dead? Great. And when these videos come up, I think it's almost moral, and I think we all agree, you always root for the animal.

In something like that, oh, you root for the animal. Bear mallings. Yeah, yeah. When somebody's trying to take a picture with a moose or whatever. The moose shit is insane. I had no idea the size. Oh, they're so big. It's so unbelievable to see the size of one of these.

They look like cartoons. So it looks like a manufactured animal. You saw that one video where the ones like walking by the highway and like an SUV comes by and he's like three times. Yes, that's the one I'm thinking of. I also saw one where apparently if you ever see a moose in the wild and they show the whites of their eyes, like if they open up, they're about to fuck you up. And there's a guy and he's like, all right, moose, like get away from me.

And the moose looks up when he goes like big eyes. And he's like, that's enough. Like tries to talk it down. And then he just gets trampled by a moose. Down boy. Oh, my God. Yeah, it doesn't work at that point. I never had that growing up.

I never thought, like, what's some of the scariest shit? That's definitely on the scary list. Yeah. I went to Montana, and I went to that grizzly bear. There's a grizzly bear reserve there, and there's no wall or anything. And so you just have to rely on these grizzly bears being incredibly dossed, which they are. Uh-huh. But, like, if that grizzly bear wanted to.

It's over. It's, he had, like, this much to jump over. Yeah. Oh, my God. I gotta get out of here since I gotta go to the dentist I'm actually Holy shit India just has it all man

They do it all in the street too They do it all in the street They do it all in the street I saw a guy getting his ear cleaned there He gives the guy like a dollar And the guy just fucking pulled out earwax And haircuts were like a dollar Yeah that's a storefront right

That's his sign That's his storefront yeah And there's no I guess there's no No one's like hey you can't do that here It's just fine. It's totally, yeah. The restaurants are on the street. Everything's on the street.

It's incredible, man. It's fucking incredible. Okay. It's totally no Novican for that. No. No, no. That's a straight pole. Straight pull.

Yeah, we're doing this like it's a third century. Maybe a swig before. Maybe the bottle's underneath and we don't see it. Yeah. Is there anything more horrific than the idea of somebody putting pliers in your mouth to rip a tooth out? Maybe a tiger mull in you. Yeah. That's one.

I'd go with this one over that. Yeah. Yeah. It's so funny. I keep thinking about those screams. Those are fear screams. Terror screams. Yeah, that's total terror.

And then the other lady was just like, huh? That's like, I don't know if I'm going to live. Do you think, like, sometimes if they only get the footage on, like, a murder of the sounds, they bring in, like, a sound expert. What's going on here? Yeah. No, that's a terror scream.

Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Oh. No, no. Yeah, that's a fall. That's a traumatic fall. You're still looking for this person?

Yeah. Because you're not going to find them. Yeah. That was their last breath. Yeah. Also, I know you're going to go to the airport. If you need a ride here in Austin, Texas. What's up?

What's so? It's ATX hood driver. Look, if you want me to drive to your hood, let me know. Look, I drive to Deander, Cedar Park, Round Rock, Flugaville, Georgetown. Then the other way, we're talking about Buda, Kyle, San Marcah, San Antonio, Sigeen. Y'all, I got you. Just hit me up, man. I go to Westlake too. There you go.

Thank you, sir. Yeah. Thank you, sir. Yeah. So, if you don't mind, don't call her lady ever. Oh, that's true. That's a stud. I'm sorry. Salute. We got you out there. Guys, give her a call and have Janus get picked up. Her real numbers up. Oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh. It's a free commercial. Yeah, it's a free commercial. Yeah, it's a free commercial. She wants people would no go. Yeah. I'm going to pass on that one. I'm going to stick with Uber on that one. I know I want to support small business. Technically, I want to support small business. Sorry, but they already called. So you less know how the ride went, and that's that. Don't forget to watch property owner Janus' special on YouTube.

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