Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Mugshot Matchmaking w/ Trevor Wallace | Your Mom's House Ep. 737

Episode Date: December 6, 2023

Tickets are available now for YMH's new special event, 69 Minutes! Get your tickets at https://69minutes.ymhstudios.comSPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the lingering effects of Thanksgiving and a recent trip to Orlando. Tom also shares a story about shooting half-court shots and t-shirts at a Magic basketball game! There’s also some fun clips featuring a classic New York interaction, a celebration of black swimmers, a woman with a great smile, and another professional chiropractor.Comedian Trevor Wallace enters the Mommy Dome and is excited to be back in Austin! They talk about his new comedy special "Pterodactyl" on Amazon, the dearly departed Vine app, TikTok tramps, and a famous Randy Johnson pitch. Tom and Christina then introduce Trevor to some Idaho inmates and he introduces them to the ladies of Mugshawtys, before they get into some clips featuring murder house dollhouses, the Prime Minister of Morocco, and the health benefits of urine.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

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episode of your mom's house. I'm Tim, she you're Christine. It's great to be back here. Yeah. We had a nice little holiday break. I'm so fat. I feel like I'm the fatest piece of shit that I've ever lived and I'm really been flogging myself. It's the way to tell up to yourself. Yeah.

That's what they say. Just eating, drinking shit. It's what I did too. I ate a lot. I ate a lot. And I'm gonna eat a lot because Christmas is now next. I know. I'm scared to get on the scale. I don't wanna see it.

Close fits, that's all you, like all my clothes I'm like hard and close. Barely. My mind don't, that's lucky, okay. Yeah. Fuck dude, and like, I've been getting constipated, you know? Yeah. You have been.

I know, it's hormonal as perimenopause. Is that how they say it? And anyway, I took a laxative and it says- You took it around. Here's the game I wanted to play with you guys. I took the laxative at 4pm because your sister talked me into it. Was it only 4pm? 4pm. On the box of Dalka Lacks, it says you go in between 6 to 12 hours from the time you take

the pill. I did the math in my head and I was like, could be 10pm? It could be 3 in between six to 12 hours from the time you take the pill. Yeah, so I did the math in my head And I was like could be 10 p.m. Could be three in the morning. Yeah, what do you think it? Well, what do you guys think it was judging by what you know about my bowels? You think it happened for me at 10 p.m. I'm gonna go 10 p.m. Go ahead Annie I'm gonna go 9.30. Wow, you guys are very optimistic. And there was, to make this clear, she was like, I'm having trouble.

For days. I need something. My sister bumped us out. It was like, here it is. You read the box and you go, oh, I can't do this. Yeah, it's a stupid idea. This is gonna hit me at the wrong time. And everybody was like,

no, no. Pressuring me, charo. And you're both your sisters, like just do it. Of course, James, like, just do it. I was kind of like sure, yeah. I was like, I don't know. Maybe I didn't choose to speak up. Because I wasn't sure either.

I wasn't sure. I wasn't sure. And you were like, should I? I don't know. Should I? I don't think I should. But should I? And everybody was like, should I? I don't know. Should I? I don't think I should. But should I? And everybody was like, yeah.

Yeah. Unsupported. You took it. Unsupportive cons. I took it and then I started shitting at one in the morning. One in the morning. And then I should every half hour until five to 30 in the morning.

I spent the entire night on the toilet. That's how much Kaka, Thank you so much you guys. So much cockat inside of me. It was just like mountains of shit. It's kind of crazy how much shit you can hold inside of the body. We know any is a professional cock-a-holder honor. Yeah, that's right. And I looked it up.

Do you know what I'm gonna game? You can carry between five to 20 pounds of shit in your body. It's pretty wild. I believe it. I believe it. It's like a bowling ball. It's a shorter end of body. Pretty wild. I believe it. I believe it. Yeah, I was a little shorter end of that, but yeah, I believe it. Yeah, I could probably get there.

Pretty cool. I'm gonna sit the same way. How much do you think you came out of you? That's a baby. It was a bowling ball in my stomach when I was talking to your sisters and stuff. I think like a good 10 pounds of shit came out of me. Wow.

And that's, and look, I had only not shit for like three or four days. Like it was like pellets, you know? So that was pretty crazy. Wait, are you saying you didn't weigh it though? No, I wish. I wish there was a special toilet you could buy that weighs all the brown before you flush it down.

No, weigh yourself. Oh, no, I don't weigh myself as a rule because I'm so phobic of it. Like I'll start flogging myself. Yeah. A genuiner in a rule because I'm so phobic of it. Like, I'll start flogging myself. Yeah. I don't weigh myself. Wait, one more question. Yeah.

Well, I'm really glad that it went well for you. It's just for the holidays because Christmas is coming and I know. You eventually got some rest, everything. I did. I slept a little bit next day, yeah. Okay. We have a lot to talk about.

Here we go. Let's open the show. You ready. I'm so ready. Let's go See you Love that guy I got cool I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.

I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. on the street and they're like, hey, can I see, what do you pay for your rent or like, what do you do? Or what's your advice on like, they just, and it's channels of this stuff. And it's some of it's entertaining.

It's cool, I'm not like, but it's funny this guy was like, get the fuck out of my way. It's hard to me. Yeah, it's great. It's good because that's Old New York that's what you associate. He's got something to do, he's on his way to something. He's got a bicell by cell.

He's one of those bicell by cell guys. Yeah, he works on the wood as it's stock They believed it obviously we wouldn't have but they believed it. Yeah, that was pretty great Pretty great. I like the one way the guys like what do you do for a living that you drive this nice car? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, actually That's a fun one. They they but they kind of like, he goes up to you. Yeah, this car is rad. What do you do? People are like, fuck.

Fuck right off. Yeah, yeah. Sometimes they're like, and you can tell they don't want to tell. You can tell when somebody really young, and they don't want to say it's my dad's. It's like, what kind of thing is like 18, 19 year olds and like a fucking McLaren or whatever. And then there's the shady people who are like, I just acquire and sell. And you're like, you get a drug dealer. And those people have like a story, which is pretty good, you know.

But yeah, those things are, they're wildly entertaining. And I like the one where they walk up to old people who are like in their 90s. As in their life lessons. How were you, or was one woman was just in Washington Square in New York and Judor Titties. And she was just wearing like a coat and just watching people.

And she could move. She wasn't hunched over. And the guy was like, what do you do? What did you do with your life that you're, you know, and she's like, well, I have interests that I stay interested in and I do hobbies and I have friends. You know, like that seems to be the universal. Yeah, you got to have all that stuff.

But I like the ones that are like, what are your big life lessons? Like those are cool when it's somebody who's engaging and has had an interesting life and just shares, tells you, you know, I wish I had done this, or you know, they'll tell you the truth about their life. That's pretty cool. Yeah, all people like to cite friendships as being the most important. A lot of people have said that on those TikToks. Yeah, that's a lot.

Hey, chances. Friends. Oh, take chances. I have a little risk. Yeah. Go for it. Yeah. Well, that one I hear.

I wish I would have spent more time with my family, with my children. Yep. I want to hear a lot. Take more risks. They do. Well, they say, like, if you're young and you want to do this thing, like, I've seen the guys go, like, I wish I'd done that, you know, instead I did this, but their advice is like, yeah, yeah, go, like, you want to live abroad, go do it.

Or you want to try this thing, go do it. For sure, for sure. For sure. Pursue the thing you're thinking about. For sure. Yeah. Yeah. So we saw family, family, a bunch of family.

We actually had a good time. We did trip. It was amazingly positive. And I have a Charo update. Oh. For those of you listening, we know that Charo, her diet consists mainly of a toddler diet of French fries and chicken nuggies.

Took her to a fancy restaurant. She ate one and a half salads. Oh my God, seriously. Yep, tomatoes. Yeah. And French onion soup. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy.

How did you get that, Charo, you think? I have, well, I asked her, I asked her, I was like, what is going on with you? Yeah. Are you taking pot? Like, what is it? Are you taking pot? And she's like, no, it's because of you.

I'm like, I don't think so. I'm like, I think you're just, I don't know. I don't know what the secret is. Maybe she's just like coming, she's just excited to see people. She was in a good mood. She's in a good mood. Yeah. Maybe I have everybody around. It was't know what the secret is. Maybe she's just like coming, she was just excited to see people. She was in a good mood. She's in a very good mood. Yeah.

Maybe I have everybody around. It was good for her. Definitely. Yeah. And I've also learned the secret, you know, with Christmas coming up. The secret to enjoying family time is to have a safe space away from them.

Same hotel. I just had this conversation. Yeah. I just had a conversation. Somebody was asking me, how do you, you me, how do you, how do you do it? How do you make it through these holiday visits with family?

And I was like, oh, I don't stay with them. And they were like, oh yeah, that's a key thing is like, if you have to stay with them, it changes the whole dynamic. Then you're trapped. Right. So you used to do like, oh, you know, we wanna stay with you. But, I had to stay with you. But I had

to do all this and that. So unfortunately, I'll be about 20 minutes away. Yeah. But I'll see you as much as I can. See you later. Yeah. And also, because you know, your sister's very into like doing a lot of things in a day. She's like, okay, I want to cook. We're not watch that out. Five o'clock. We're not. We're not like, no, no, no, we're going to do one thing. I do one thing a day with the kids. We don't do five things. It's two things, just one thing a day. Yeah.

And then also, I really took a paid from my father, from his book where he would just get up and wrap. Oh, no. Oh, that too. I would be drunk the whole time. I just would excuse myself and just go lay down somewhere, whenever I wanted. I did that a lot.

Yeah, you've been doing that quite a bit. Yeah. That was good. But I feel like guys do it in the form of watching football. Yeah. You guys avoid interaction by pretending to be into this four hour football game. And I just go lay down.

Thanksgiving week is great for football. Yeah. There's so much football on. It's all good. Yeah. It's great. That's great. It's a lot of good games. No, I mean Thanksgiving Day, you always have the big,

there's always a couple NFL games that are fun. And so I mean, they weren't great games. Were they? No, not not all of them. But but then it's I like college football. So it's rivalry week every Thanksgiving week. So you get to see all the big rivalry games. And that was really fun. Yeah. Yeah, I enjoyed it. I also took you guys to the Orlando Magic game.

That was super fun. That was rad. So I'm playing the Amway Center in March. And so we reached out and we got to, we go to the game, they hook us up with this beautiful, sweet to stay in. And then I don't know exactly what they're like, oh yeah, and then we'll get you like involved for like promotional stuff for like,

you know, just promote your date. And I was like, oh, okay, cool. So they go like, sometime during the first quarter, we're going to put you up on the jumbo tron. And like you can just wave. We'll just say that you're here. And I was like, oh, okay. So the guy comes and, you know, puts the light on and then they put it on the here. And I was like, oh, okay. So the guy comes and puts the light on and then they put it on the thing and I'm like, hi, right, and you guys are waving, hi. And then they're like, yeah, and then we're gonna do another thing.

We'll be put your information on there. I'm like, oh, that's cool. And then they're like, and then in the fourth quarter, during the second time out, you'll go to half court and take half court shots. And I was like, what? And then you can shoot the t-shirt gun into the crowd too, and I was like, that actually sounds fucking rad.

So it was sold out. I mean, it was fucking 18,000 people there. So far. Fourth, and in the game is like an unbelievable game. Like, the leads are changing so many, yeah. Yeah, you had a nice post about that. Yeah. And then we I mean the game was like really getting good and The NBA does really good job of keeping the live audience entertainers never a dull moment, you know

So they have this incredible Hype squad, you know that comes out and just like does incredible physical things, like dance, the stuff, flips, you know, just like crazy, keep people engaged and entertained. There's never like a down moment stuff. The the mascot. So cute. Yeah, like such such a like a legit athlete putting on the show. So they grab me and they're like, stand right here.

We'll all go out there when this time out it's called and I're like, stand right here, we'll all go out there when this time out it's called, and I'm like, you gotta be shitin' me. And so they all line up and then they grab our youngest. And the mascot puts him on an electric ATV, like a little four wheeler. Dude, he was ear to ear. And he was like, and he's just like driving

in circles on the court. That's like a mascot. And he was like driving in circles on the court. That's like a mask. And he was like, what? He was so fucking happy. And, but they were shooting out the free T-shirts. Well, first I did my half-court shot. To the crowd. First I did my shot.

And I got to tell you, the guy prepped me. He's like, he's like, it's further than you think. He's like, put your legs into it. He's like, everybody comes. It's so far. He's like, everybody comes up short. And I was like, all right. And there's no way to like, practice's further than you think. He's like, put your legs into it. He's like, everybody comes. It's so far. He's like, everybody comes up short. And I was like, all right. And there's no where to like, practice it, you know?

So you're like, okay. So I get out there and they're like, here we go. And they're like, you know him? Tom Saguera. I'm like, you look all right. And the guy gives me the ball. The first one, fucking eight feet short, right? And I was like, God damn it.

Second one, two feet short, third one, backboard. And they're like, you want to keep going? I was like, no, this is fucking horrible to watch. Just give me the fucking t-shirt gun. So that was so fun. That was fun to watch. Prep it up and then they just let you, you know, look at different people and they're all going crazy

and you just fire the t-shirt gun. But it was such great energy and then like I said, the game was just insane. It was trading leads back and forth and the magic ended up winning the game. But it was super fun. But then we had to try it back and then I had to do the 5K the next morning, which, so for runners, it's nothing. People who actually run, 5K is literally nothing. They don't blink at it. That's a standard, that's not even a challenging amount.

It's 3.1 miles. But for people who don't run, which is like, I think more people who are doing it, you know I mean, are like not really runners. It's a mother fucker. Three miles is like, if you don't do that on any type of regular basis. So initially I got a 10 week course prep, like training for like a novice to train for one of these things. And I was doing it.

And then I was seven weeks out and I broke my big toe and my left foot. And they go, there's nothing you can do. Like all you do is you, you stay off of it, you tape it up. And it heals on its own. They go, it'll heal in four to six weeks. And your gauge for when it's healed is pain. Like if it hurts, it's still broken. If it doesn't hurt, it's fine. You're like, great. So I do what they say and I'm trying every week and I'm like, I could just,

so I finally am able to run the Friday before Thanksgiving. So I haven't trained. I go out and I do a mile, I think Friday, Saturday, two miles, Sunday off, Monday, a mile and a half, Tuesday, one mile, Wednesday off. That was like my own game play and run, but don't overdo it. Take a certain days off. But I've never done the three, at least not in years. I'm out there and I'm like, okay, I'm like, trying to figure out how to do it.

I get through that first mile, I get through the second mile, and then I just, I wanna stop. I just wanna walk, that's how you are when you run. So I'm like, but just don't stop. And then I'll see some faddle lady in front of me, and I was like, you can't let this bitch beat you, you know? So I would just keep pushing. Keep pushing.

And then you see like a kid, some fucking kid who runs like duck footed and you're like, fuck you kid and you run by him. Fuck them. And then you just, you know, you start to just like, eyeball people and use that motivation. I wanted to stop so bad, but I didn't stop. That was to me, that was to me the big achievement,

like just not stopping. I mean, my time was, but I didn't stop. That was to me, that was to me the big achievement, like just not stopping. I mean, my time was fucking terrible, it was terrible. But I still beat Big Head Steve, who had challenged me. I mean, by five minutes, which is... That's significant. Wow, that's huge. He talked a lot of shit. Yeah, it's amazing.

He didn't break his fucking toe. No. But yeah, he's a cancer survivor. But the thing is, I bait his ass, right? I took his money. He took his money. But I couldn't, here's the thing. Now, this is how this shit fucks you up.

Now you know you can do it. So now you're like, oh, I gotta go out and run three miles. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, because you push to yourself that you, you, you put into yourself that you could, yeah, yeah. So it just kind of like opens your, you're really now you're, you know, I mean, we have a family member who's just a runner.

Yeah. And I was talking to him about it. And like I, it really is a personality type where they're like, I just, I get into the zone. It calms me down. I feel like it might be something for you to really help you meditate. It's meditative. It is meditative. You know, because I walk a lot

That's what I love, but you know, I got big tits. I don't like to run. Yeah, my ankle You could tape those tips down or get them removed My ankle too running on a broken angle stone. Okay, but you I feel like you could really get into that yeah, you should No, I enjoyed I enjoyed the challenge. I enjoyed the challenge and then cold plunge I have a picture of you on the day of the race. Would you like to see it? Go ahead, Josh. This is my husband after winning the turkey trots.

Go ahead. Let's see. This is what you look like after you won the game. That was you for the remainder of the day. Yeah. Well, here's the reason I was this out though, was less about the 5K and more about, no more about the sleep.

Yeah, we did sleep. We got back from the game. And by the time I fell asleep, you know, it was probably 1231. Oh yeah. And I got up at 545. Oh my God. So like I had no, I had no fucking sleep 1231. Oh yeah. And I got up at 545. Oh my God. So I had no fucking sleep.

I really do that. Is there no way that they can run marathons at 8am? Can't we start? It's winter, it's not hot out. Just fucking started a normal hour. Here's the wildest hour. The godliest hour to start. The craziest thing about this.

Jesus. I mean, it's always the elite that we're mesmerized by. Yeah. So I there's a path and they close off the street and there's police and you know. So we're on there's thousands of people doing this by the way. So this is when I'm I'm I'm during the first mile. So this is my best pace of running. I'm running at like first miles. This is my best pace of running. I'm running it like 935 pace. That's really good. Well, no, it's better than I've ever done. I mean, that's pretty fucking impressive. I'm going down the street with, you know, tons of people. I see one,

two, three, four, like split up guys running towards us. And they're all shirtless and they're super lean. Like they're, you could tell, oh, these are like real runners. Cross country types like pro, they have the physique. They're the men that are like 150 pounds, you know? Yeah. And they're just booking towards us. And I go, oh, at the end of the street must be like where we're

running towards. And then they're running, they're already, they're already made to the end of the street. And now they're running back, right? Because you can't quite see where they're, so they're passing us and they're going back. And then when we get to that end of the, the street where I think they must have,. That's where you turn and go then down this street, then you turn down another street, then you come back, and then you make the turn that they made. So they were on, they were on like part,

like two and a quarter miles in, when we were on the half to three quarters of a mile. Oh my gosh, like you made it. So these were the top 10 people that all finished when we were on the half to three quarters of a mile. So these were the top 10 people that all finished in like 15 to 17 minutes, which means they're running like five minute miles. And so they were and we were like, when I real like when we turned out, I was like,

no, no shit, we're about to hit mile one. And these guys are like about to finish, fuck. Oh yeah, dog. Yeah. Dude, I went and walking with a friend just around like Austin here last week. Yeah. And like, you know, when you're just doing like a leisurely walk, and you see like the same mother fuckers run past you like, you're like, that's the start of fucking time.

You're like, this motherfucker's running from demons. Yeah. There's some dark shit inside of you that you are avoiding. If you're that, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, of course. You're just running from the devil in here. Yeah. That's gnarly.

Um, but that might be good for you to get the rage out. Yeah. And the demons to go fucking shit out here. That's why they run. Yeah, you're right. What you're running from? What are you running? Yeah.

But you know what I really loved when we were at that Orlando game was watching people go Absolutely, that shit crazy. Yeah over getting a free t-shirt. Yeah, you're like it just free stuff Freeze like it is like if people go bananas for and they're not great You know, I don't know what those t-shirts were like, but usually free t-shirts are like cardboard sandpaper It's the win. That's what it is. It's the wind. It's the feeling that, oh, did I get choked? Did you pick? That's different. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the feeling. It's not even about, this is great. It's, I got one.

It's gone. Getting the gun. Yeah, yeah. That'll be fucking dope. Yeah, that's the thrill. The thrill is I got one. Because we had a Gary Cannon comic friend of ours from Los Angeles, he used to work in Burbank and he would do warm up, crowd warm up for sitcoms. And he said he's like, they didn't care for my jokes. The audience never gave a fuck about my jokes. But the minute I was like, who wants the free stuff? People go bonkers.

Yeah, there's the element of being chosen. But then when you get swag, you know, like people give you bags and stuff. And you're like, I don't want, I really don't need any of this. You think you think you want it. And then you get it a few times. And the first, once you've had it a few times,

you get the free thing and then you turn, you go, do you want this? Yeah, that's what happens. Well, because I like tumblers, like those are good to get. But then like I'll always lose the lid, and now I got one half for it. Or you open a cabinet and you see 15 in there,

and you're like, what am I doing? And I also don't wanna like advertise whoever that is. Of course, and that's the only reason I gave it to you. Yeah, like, I don't need to have this in my life. It's, yeah. But it's so, and I can see the allure of being chosen. Oh yeah. Yeah. It's like did you ever talk about this on the show? Forgive me if I'm repeating myself.

There's this lovely story about a homeless man who gets on a subway in New York City. And he just starts doing, he's like a crazy guy. And he just starts choosing people on the subway. He's like, you, not you, not you, not you, you. And the person that was on the subway was like a story that was in a book maybe. And they're like, the desire to be chosen was so strong inside of me. Like to have this homeless guy, choose me,

it was like everything. And I'm like, guys, that's so human, that's so true. You just wanna be chosen. That's a human thing. So is like the, you know, That's so human, that's so true. You just want to be chosen. That's a human thing. Yeah. So is like the, you know, I remember I saw this line in a movie one time and it resonated so much with me. I think it was the girl with the dragon tattoo.

I love that movie. And there's a line in it about, you're, I'm gonna say it wrong, but it's like you're, you're desire to appear polite will sometimes supersede your the danger. Yeah, yeah. Right. So in other words, and I've this really resonates with me because I'm always like, I'll be uncomfortable

in a situation, not necessarily danger, but I guess, and sometimes it could be, but I would rather appear polite, right? And that's the thing in that movie is there's a scene where that happens. And it's like, you sometimes have to remind yourself, like, oh no, no, put your desire or your safety first. And this is full circle now, much like to my laxative discussion earlier,

I should have stuck to my intuition was like, don't do this dummy, it's 4 p.m., you're gonna start shitting in the middle of the night, but the pressure of your sisters, and your sisters are nurse, so I believed her. She's like, let's talk about Zoat, let's talk about that. And I was like, all right, I'll do it. And then I felt happy,

because they applauded my decision. See, and you fucking idiot. I should have been like, no. Exactly. Thank you, I'll take these at midnight and then I'll wake up at 6am and shit. That's exactly right. I'm such a fucking retard. But you wanted to appear. I wanted to appear like one of the guys, one of the gals, I'm accepted.

It's a lesson over life now. Oh, chips I'm accepted. It's a lesson over life. Now. Oh, chips and a bowl. Cats eating kibble. Yep. Yep. It's been a while. We are super excited. Next Friday, December 15, 69 minutes.

Our first original comedy special comes out. Tickets are on sale now at YMHStudios.com. Who appears in this special, Stavros, Whitney Cummings, Danny Brown, Rob Eiler, Lauren Compton, Rachel Wolfson, Jamelyn Siggler, Joe List, Dr. Drew Duncan Trussel, Mateo Lane, Johnny Mitchell, Kevin Ryan, H. Foley, Rory Scoville, Kim Kongden, Brian Simpson, Ryan Siggler, and Jessica Kerson. And it goes on and on.

Yeah, so for those people asking, because every time we do a special ticker event, usually it's YMH Live or it's two bears live. I just wanted to be very transparent about why this is the way it is. People will ask like, who's gonna buy tickets? Why would you sell a ticket to this? So every time you do something like this,

it is an experiment. The first time we did YMH live, it's an experiment. This is the first time we're ever doing a fully produced comedy special. It's not a stand-up comedy special ever doing a fully produced comedy special. It's not a stand-up comedy special, but it's a comedy special. And what we essentially did was we made an episode of television. It's a 69-minute episode of television content that is comedy driven and it has tons of segments in it.

It takes an enormous amount of resources to make that happen. We're a small production company. This is like writing, producing, casting, locations, travel, sound stages, hair, makeup, audio, lighting, tons of time in post-production. And so that comes at a cost. And the idea is just so you know that like, when you buy it, if you buy a ticket to watch this, which I hope you do, I'm super proud of it. I think it's really great. Enough tickets bought on this thing. What it really does is it reinforces to us

that this is the path, this is something you wanna see. Like we're in a unique relationship with you guys, where we have a direct to consumer relationship. We don't have to pitch every idea to a studio or a network. We get to make them. And then if you like it, what it tells us is keep doing this kind of thing. We obviously got the message loud and clear

with the Y and H lives. That's why we've done it multiple times. And they'll definitely be another one in the future, same with two bears live, but this is the first time we're trying something like this. So we're excited about it. We're really proud of it. I think it's really funny.

I think it's great. I hope you like it. And that's why there's a ticket. It's a $10 ticket. I think it's a really accessible ticket price. And I think you'll enjoy it. It's really, really funny. Also, Charo makes an appearance in it.

Probably the hardest I've ever left. Again, all the time she's done something. But yeah, that's it. I hope you guys enjoy it. It's so unique in that we don't, like you said, we don't have to clear anything with the FCC. No. We don't have to even talk to, you know,

the big bosses, we are the bosses. So we make the stuff that we know is funny. And you guys are gonna like, which is huge, which is why we do it. Yeah, it's pretty great. Cause like, everything sucks, it's on TV. It's pretty great. I really, I can't watch that come.

Super proud of it. No, it's, I think you're gonna laugh a lot. We're saying. That's pretty cool. That's too black people. And they marched in with it. That was pretty cool. I wish Andre 3000 would take And they marched in with it. And it was pretty cool. I wish Andre 3000 would take that. I think a wrap over it.

Is that right there? Yeah. Oh, you're not into the flute album? No, I like it. I like the titles. Yeah. He called it create, everything is titled crazy. The word pussy is so much better than the word vagina.

I like too. What's the name of the track? Yeah, like, will you mind looking up the track listing for Andre 3000's new flute album? Speaking of black people, can you say that? Where is this again? The black people can see it. Is this Philly?

Atlanta. Atlanta. Yeah. That's cool. Yeah, a lot of people to convert there. But this is the new album that was the new album. All right. It's his new.

You can find the track. Fl new album. All right, it's his new flute album any can you swim? I mean I could I ain't trying to the Trying to are you you're just opposed to swimming in a pool even? Yeah, the fuck I'm trying to do man. It's really feel it feels nice. I really like you, but you can swim. I mean, yeah Okay, I don't know. Yeah, it's been a minute though I haven't so proud of it. If you back up and and just go to the wiki it probably has because is the list Now this says and hold on Do you believe that stereotype that black people can't swim? Yeah, I think it's more that black people don't want to swim

Why don't they want to swim we We swim before well as anyone swimming exactly Cuz I'll just need some shit to do like we what are we trying to swim, but I mean it's not a fuck around It's a good skill to have right good skill to have swimming great exercise. I'm trying to go to the ocean No, yeah, I'm scared of the ocean ocean crazy. I'm trying to go swimming for what well Well, I do, I'd be- But you don't think it's a skill that can benefit, like, it take exercise and the enjoyment of it out. Like, if somebody finds himself in a body of water,

it's beneficial to know how to swim. Yeah, but why you find in yourself in a body of water? Well, I mean, life can lead you to places you don't expect to be all the time, right? What about boating, you ever go in Lake Austin and the summer tech? Fuck about. But I'm saying like somebody who goes,

I know how to make a fire, you go, what do you need? But you find yourself for whatever reason, circumstances lead you to somewhere where, you know, you're in the wilderness, you know, you could have been on a trip and something went wrong, but you have the skill, you know, how to make the fire. All of a sudden, you're staying warm, you could have been on a trip and something went wrong, but you have the skill, you know, how to make the fire, all of a sudden,

you're staying warm, you can cook food. You could find yourself in a situation in life that you are near or in a body of water, having the skill of swimming is beneficial in that situation. You don't disagree with that. I mean, I hear what you're saying, but I feel like I can imagine a lot of scenarios

where I could end up needing to build a fire. So that is a good skill, because it's like that could just hit you. Maybe you just start to. That's what I mean to start to. Maybe you're just out there. Maybe I don't know, you're on the side of the street or some shit.

You stranded, you gotta figure some shit out. I can see a situation like that. How the fuck life going to just drop me in a body of water? I'm never choosing the most of your earth is water. Yeah, but I'm gonna have to choose to go there. I ain't just gonna land in water. This is such a wild argument to have. You know, like to be the only time,

the only time I could imagine just landing in a body of water without choosing to be able to be like, I'm in a plane crash. I'm in a plane burn. Yeah, I already got backups for that. We good. What's the backup for that? No, I mean there's no badges dying.

Oh, okay. I'm gonna schedule email that goes out. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Do you mean to tell me that you won't even enjoy water adjacent activities? I like died. Oh, okay. I'm gonna schedule email that goes. Do you mean to tell me that you won't even enjoy water adjacent activities? I like showers. Okay. I've invited any on a boat. I invited them to my pool several times. Yeah. Surprise. Not once. Surprise. Well, first he says yes, but then he just doesn't. Surprise. But still. Do you know what the origin of the stereotype

of black people who can't swim? Do you know what it comes from? I don't know, are you saying it? Do you? I know what it comes from, yeah. Oh shit, I don't know. It's rooted in racism. I mean, that's actually anything from what it is.

What it originates from is that, of course, no one is DNA like predisposed to being able to swim or nothing. It's a taught thing like anything else. So when segregation became prominent in this country, you had pools that would say like stay out of here. So black people had less access to swimming. And so what happened was then they would tell their children, we can't swim. So you stay away from water. Well, then that kid would grow up, have his own kids, and just be like, we can't swim, and so on and so forth. But it originates from the segregation in the pools and not having access to those

pools. Wow. That makes more sense. Why it took us on the boats now. Yeah. Yeah. How the fuck we gonna get away? Yeah. They gonna get it. You get it.

Got it. I swear I really wanted to make a rap album, but this is literally the way the wind blew me this time. That is track number one on Andre 3000. That's, and by the way, the most sensible one, and then it gets crazy. And it's a 12 minute long and by the way, like the most sensible one. Yeah. And then it's a 12 minute long track. I know, bro.

Okay, breed number two. The slang word pussy rolls off the tongue with a far better ease than the proper word vagina. Do you agree? That's track number two and it's 13 minutes and 50 seconds long. Track number three is that night in Hawaii when I turned into a panther and started making these low register purring tones like couldn't control, shit was wild.

That's track three. It's 10 minutes and 29 seconds long. By polo disorder's daughter, where's a 3000 button down embroidered. That's track number four, it's 13 minutes long. 93 to infinity and Beyonce. Track number five, it's only three minutes and 49 seconds Gandhi Dalilama your lord and savior JC Bundy Jeffrey Dahmer and John Wayne Gacy. That's chart number six

It's ten minutes long. Answer you gods to who? Track seven and Dreams once buried beneath the dungeon floorly the belief the dungeon floor slowly sprout into undying gardens that is See what this is, is the equivalent of just being like a billionaire and buying steel. Like I saw this thing that they said, yeah, exactly. I saw this thing that Jeff Bezos spent $42 million on a clock that will outlive humanity being built somewhere in text.

And you go like, what the fuck was it's like, well, you have $200 billion, like you just does that. Andre 3000 has so much clout as a musician that he can just be like titles. I'm just gonna stream it. He's gonna write down with it. And no one's gonna. But the misfortune of the titleing,

which I'm fully- It's just fucking hilarious. I'm into this. Is that on iTunes? When I bring it up on my phone, it won't show the whole title. Oh, it doesn't? So it's wasted cleverness,

because it only be like, the word pussy. And then I'm like, what about the, what about? You know, which is so great. But it got you to look it up. I love it. Yeah.

No, he's amazing, but he's. I'm just saying that you're saying that it is killing Spotify. But then I had to go look it up, but yeah, for my podcast, you got a Google, you got me, but he's so, he's so, and he goes, he goes, I don't have anything to rap about. I'm 40, four years old. He's like, well, rap on my colonoscopy.

And I'm like, it sounds like you got a lot of shit in your head, still, bro. Oh, yeah. Well, he's, he's, he's, those titles are, no, he's, listen, hey, yeah, it comes on anywhere. And I'm just like, it very exciting. Well, yeah, of course.

Do you ever see that breakdown of that? Yes, about complicated music. And how he doesn't know how to read or write music. It's crazy town. Like, he came up with all that music just from like, how about like this? Well, but not, you know, see flat, D major stuff. It's amazing.

Yeah, it's pretty incredible. I don't tell what. Not, you know, see flat D major stuff. It's amazing. Yeah, it's pretty incredible. I'm trying to get you out of here. I'm trying to get you out of here. Yeah. Yeah. Oh! I'm going to be a fucking slut.

That's a good freeze frame right there. Fuck. Slops. Let me tell you, I was at a hotel pool with our kid the other day. And I total, those brian-y-brusky, brusky family down there at the pool.

The father was in the jacuzzi with his two kids blowing his nose into his hand and putting it into the jacuzzi. That's pretty wild at a shared pool. Bro, what are you doing homey? Like, that's this tribe. That's this right. I don't get fucking back shit This is my tribe. I'm so sorry Here's another rich pig

No way There's no way. Woo! It's supposed to do it like that. Oh my god. Ah. Ah! Ooh. Uh-huh. No. No way. He does not have a license to practice in the United States. That's fucking amazing.

Um, yeah. I just love these chiropractic things so much. I love you. Would you ever try this? Not with him. Fuck no. Now I've gone to one before, but not like this kind, no way.

Yeah, can we pay anybody in the booth to do it? Does anyone wanna try it? Do you want me to do it for this dude? Yeah. I mean, they're probably in that bed. I'll do it. Nice. All right, so you know what to do.

Reach out. All right. You know what to do. All right, we're taking a quick break. Reach out. All right. You know what to do. All right, we're taking a quick break. We'll be right back. And we're back. You know him from his podcast, Stiff Socks, and now you can watch his all new special

TeraDactyl. It's out right now. And Amazon Prime, it's Trevor Wallace, everyone. Yeah. Thank you. Congratulations. Thank you so much. Where did you shoot TeraDactyl?

In Austin, at the Paramount. Oh, you did, you did. Yeah, Paramount should. Oh, it's beautiful. I did it like two years ago, and I just felt right. I love Austin, it's got enough like yee yee sense of text is but also like the tech bros. So like, you know, an Adderall joke will hit right down the middle.

Yeah, and you have that famous viral video about Austin. I remember, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like move to Austin, I forget to have the set. It's just like your friend who wants to move to Austin just to write in that boom of that. How did you know, like, did, yeah, yeah, like moved to Austin. I forget how the set is like. It's just like your friend who wants to move to Austin. Yeah, you're right in that boom of that. How did you know like, did you just start making, I'm assuming you made things like that,

just like that's something to do, right? Like just make stuff, but then your stuff really took off. Oh, I went to film school, but whatever it was fine. Oh, no, I was just kidding, I'm kidding. San Jose State, barely counts. Okay, but I've been making videos since like Vine and Shit. And then so like I just have been making videos for like maybe like a decade I think. That's a while.

Yeah. And then it's just whenever I'm traveling I'm like, what does this city have that I can film here? Because anytime you switch it up in the set, the scenery people are like, well where's Trevor at? What's he doing? And that shot opens right in front of the Capitol. So, you know, storm that bitch. Do you plan those out really like meticulously? Like how the video will go? Like half and half. So, you know, storm that bitch. Do you plan those out really, like meticulously?

Like how the video will go, you know? Like half and half, yeah. I'll write down some beats and then riff the rest. Cause I feel like the funny's in the riff. Sure. And then also, you don't really know what you're gonna get until you're there. You know, you're like on six street.

And it's just so insane. And then your brain starts like racing with ideas and you're like scooters, scooters, what around the scooter, scooters, scooters, scooters. And like that's like the one thing, the quote from that video that I kind of got some like traction. It's just like, once you're in the element, it's just so much easier to create, I think.

And when you're uploading stuff like that, do you always, do you have you gone through the thing where you're like, this is a banger, it's gonna, oh yeah, every time I say it's a banger, it's gonna flop. And then once where you're like, wow, who can, I'll just throw something up. Yeah, then that goes like 20 million. That's the truth. It's like the simplest thing I'll just throw something up. Yeah, then that goes like 20 million. Ain't that the truth.

It's like the simplest thing I always do on my TikTok, people love. And the things I put lots of thought into. Yeah, just thoughts. I'm not to get deeper anything, but I feel like that's like life. Like anytime you try too hard, it flops. Then it's like when you genuinely care

or it's a good idea. Yeah, it's always that. But yeah, I uploaded something last week. I thought it was so funny. It was like how TLC pitches shows. And it's like armed and ambidextrous and Oh, you know overweight and loaded and just like all this like random things flopped and then I upload the dumbest thing about like how fast like out of office emails come in mm-hmm 29 views 20 10 million on Instagram, but because that's just like so many people being like that's essentially that's me to like oh, I get that Yeah, it's just very shareable. Yes, I get yeah, but you got at like so many people being like, that's essentially that's me to, like oh I get that.

Yeah, it's just very shareable. What did I get? But you got at like leveled out, you have half, that's like oh this was a passion video, it was like the TLC was like, oh I think this is so funny, it's funny for me. And then you do on this, you're like this is very easy.

Same like for stand up clips, you know, we chop them up. The one where you're like, it's about kids, like you know, having two kids. I'm like, yeah, sure, put it up. 19 million views. And then the one where you're like, well, this was like, this is really funny. It'll be, well, the hard part is you know the payoff is like, a minute 47 in that call back is fucking really ties it together. But people watching at home they're like, I don't know. Give me three seconds. Yeah. So, yeah, that's a whole thing about

with the specials, like, Amazon's so great. They're like, yeah, post whatever. And now they're like, I don't know. Give me three seconds. Yeah, so yeah, that's a whole thing about with the specials, like Amazon's so great. They're like, yeah, post whatever. And now I'm like, there's an hour to choose from. Do I do these 30 second clips? Do I do three minutes, one minute? Yeah, how do you pick? What do you do?

I'm just now trying shit. And yeah, it's the random stuff that hits. It's 30 second things. I mean, the attention span is crazy. You should press them for like data. Because they're just on. This morning, I was, I just sent out should press them for like data. Because they're, I just said, this morning, I was, I just sent out a group text like everybody else.

What should be put, where should we be put? Like they have every, fuck they have, everything. Yeah, they know everything. But that's a problem they don't want to share it because then they like give away their secrets. They put like the innocent card. They're like, who's the guy who they show up at? And they're like, exactly.

I have a gun, where do I go? They'll be like, yeah, go to this person's house, they won't mind. Yeah, I don't know if streamers ever really show you numbers because then you feel like you might have an advantage. They, so they just started and it's the weirdest fucking thing

what Netflix does. So it used to be like, they go, yeah, we're happy. Yeah, and you go, what? And they're like, yeah, everyone's happy over here. And that was your report. Like you were talking mom and dad, like things are good. We always tell her.

That was your report. And then like two, now three and dad, like things are good. We love each other. We love each other. We love each other. We love each other. We love each other. We love each other. We love each other. We love each other. We love each other.

We love each other. We love each other. We love each other. We love each other. We love each other. We love each other. We love each other. We love each other.

We love each other. We love each other. We love each other. We love each other. We love each other. We love each other. We love each other. We love of it. Of course. They only give it to managers. Oh, what? And they swear to God. Why?

Why only managers? This is the policy issue. The policy issue. There's no this is so weird. So they call the manager and they give them the full report, knowing that the manager will tell me up and call the agent. And they go, yeah, I know. But we can only share it with the manager.

So they call it and then they both call you and they give you the data that was shared with them. Wow, but you know, it's also, like it's cool that it's some insight and stuff. Like you're like, I don't know anything, you tell me you're happy with me. Right. But then now they give you a little,

but as soon as you start asking the next logical question about more data, they're like, that's bad enough. You get one question, you get one phone a friend here. That's it. Do you know your numbers on slow chamber? Yeah. Good, great.

Yeah, awesome. The best of all of them. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. It did exceed the number in your head. Like, we're like, it's probably at X amount of use. Well, here's the thing that was like surprising to me. So the last, the one before

it was called ball hog and it happened to come out in April, April of 2020, which was lockdown. Oh, shit. It was the beginning. It was the beginning on your part. So they go, when that one came out, they gave us numbers and they were like, these are great, but keep in mind, people are forced to be in their homes and are looking for content. So like, they're like, why would they throw that in there? They're, you know, this was, you know,

they just, everyone was kind of like, these are probably inflated numbers, based on the fact that people are just looking for something to watch. And you're like, okay, but they're like, yes, so it's great. Just in case you try to get more money off the like, okay, but they're like, yeah, so it's great. Just in case you try to get more money out of them. Yeah, exactly.

And this was inflated, yeah. So the new one, Sledgehammer exceeded those. And there's no pandemic. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, No, I didn't have to. Now, you're very famous on TikTok as well. Are there, what are the perks? Are there TikTok tramps? Is there a perks? The slide into your DMs. Are you married guys?

I think tramps gotta be like 40 and up. Is there like 20 year old tramps? Yeah. I have dead behind a buckies, AE. What are the perks? You get to cut lines that shitty bars in LA. You got like Barney's being or anything. They're like, right this way, this is my guy.

And then, what are the perks? How about the hose though? That's really what I'm trying. What about the hose? Yeah. There's some hose in life. Yeah. You know, it feels like there could be one right now.

Really? There's some traction towards one tramp. Are you attracting the hose via the talk or the standup? My personality. Yeah. No, God no. They're seeing numbers and like this guy's got it. This guy's got it. Yeah. It's getting paid.

Yeah, I honestly like it's a mixture of like DMs and then like the post show DM that's like, that's like, I'm not a factor, right? And then they quoted joke. Like I have a whole joke that's in the special that he used to do. And it was like the epitome, it was like the DMs would just leach off that. It was talking about like how a girl might find it before doing carrot cake. And then it goes like, I wouldn't mind if you were carrot cake.

And like what a weird thing to- I wouldn't mind it. But it's so funny because like you can find anything in somebody's set to like make horny. Of course. Yeah. Well that's so true. I'll be your ring doorbell. And what does that literally mean? I'm down.

People will reference things I've said on this show. And I'm like, I don't remember half the shit that I said in my life, bro. I was like, we're gonna have time at the Fritos. I'm like, I'm fucking no. So what you're saying is, okay, but do they send you sexy videos on TikTok? Or are they like, they don't send you tips?

If I get tips in my dams, I'm like, you're a robot. This is from Russell. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You can in my dams, I'm like, your robot. This is from Russell. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you can always see, you ever, like, it could be on Twitter or on, I guess maybe Instagram too, but you get liked by something and you hit,

you hit, and you're like, oh, this is a bot. You're getting like, like, like, like, like bots, you know. Yeah, what do you mean, Tom? Like where? You hit the profile and you see zero, either zero followers or following zero. They're just a loser. Yeah.

You're like sexy girl, five thousand likes me. And then you're like, what is she all about? And then is that what you're saying you're doing? I'll message her like, hey, did you like, did you like what I posted? Yeah, because I don't, I don't actually click who liked me to see who they are. Oh really? Never. Never?

No. Yeah. There's a lot of chicks. There's a lot of chicks. Yeah, no mind too. No one loves me. I get overflow from Tom. Like, here from Tom's page. Oh, pussy!

Yeah, but here's what sucks though. Is your like, show me that, like you said, like send me a pick of your tits or something. Yeah. And then it's a, you could tell that it's a bot response. It's so upsetting. Yeah, you ever seen bot tits? Not good.

No, but you know what? It's like two jewel pods right here. A lot of prostitutes like me really? I don't lately hookers like prostitutes on take talk and Instagram. They're on take talk. Oh Lots hookers strippers love me. Yeah, show me No, I'm serious. Yeah, I report sometimes You report? You're a fucking narc dude.

If it's a sex post, like some people post on TikTok, like things fucking as a cartoon, and I'm like, do what if somebody's kid is scrolling and seeing like, you're welcome, you know? Yeah. Oh no. It's inevitable, like I can't check

and scream before I love an AM. It's just too horny. The secret get tagged. You get my tag photos, all right? Tag photos and it'll be like just porn. That'll be my tag list. Leave a lot of just Indian dudes, just throwing up videos,

and they'll like ask me to collaborate. I don't want to. Be so pointy one day, it's like, oh, what's Trevor doing with this guy? And just, nothing. Just get this guy. He should be collaborating with all of them. Just random dudes.

Just throw their pages. Pages, pornography. Now I'm getting into it. I don't think if they're the originator, you wouldn't be, right? Like struck from, like you wouldn't get like a flag from that. Oh, if you collaborate. Yeah, I wonder if, like.

The algorithm is just turn a blind eye to them because they're just straight up pouring my tag photos. It's just like show flyers and then tits. Yeah. Yeah. My algorithm is just mostly accidents and debt. Like workplace accidents.

Workplace accidents? Not just like somebody working in a factory. In a factory. Yeah, like the machine malfunctions, like I get sucked into it as body, you got to get a grip and half. A lot of airplane ones like that. I get a lot of car accidents,

like a lot motorcycle accidents. Really? A lot. And this is what you like come lot motorcycle accidents. Really? A lot. And this is what you like come to or what is this? It's just like open Instagram and it's just like, they're like, you want to see someone die? And I'm like, okay. I feel like I always had a friend like that growing up.

And they don't want to see you beheading video. Yeah. What? They always have to plug on those website. I don't want to see it beheading. Wait, the airplane ones, it's funny. Are you talking about the people that get sucked into engines? Yeah, yeah.

They're like loading up the plane and then they're like, it's pretty hot. I mean, she gets an AC over here. Yeah. Yeah. I just found out about this because I was talking to an airline employee and she's like, yeah, we have to watch videos on that type of safety

because it's, could you imagine? You're like, oh my God, did you guys hear about Carl? I'm sucked into the jet. I'll tell you what I have like lately though, are people and things hit by trains. That is a fucking cool thing. Really? Yeah.

Cause it'll be something either a cool way to go out. Yeah, or somebody, a lot of times of someone who's like, hey you video me standing by the tracks. Yeah. And the person who's getting videoed is like trying to be cool. Like they're like, oh dear. And then the train, you see the train coming

and they're literally just too close and then you see the train that is carrying whatever a million pounds just decimate this person's shoulder. And trains for what? I don't think they stop. I think they'll know. That's where they're like, all right. Well, not even that, but like after the body's hit,

they're like, all right, anybody going to Newark? Like they're just back on it. Like I don't think there's like a slowdown. Oh yeah, in India, well not even that, but like after the body's hit, they're like, all right, anybody going to Newark? Like they're just back on it. Like I don't think there's like a slow down. Oh yeah, in India, they don't give a fuck. They kill you. Like I've seen videos, TikToks where people just get hit in the street in India and they're like, all right, just drive around them.

Yeah, just every man from themselves. I saw a train hit a sheep and, and that sheep wanted to go out. I don't know, but it just exploded. No, like it exploded. It got a bird that Randy Johnson hit with the baseball back in the day. Yeah. Great.

Great clip. I mean, that should be the Hall of Fame. I mean, I believe it. Is it like during a baseball? Yeah. Yeah, it goes a fastball and the probability of that happening, I'm saying is we see this.

I think that bird is trying to end it. I think that bird's like it's been a long, they went through not enough worms. No, what? What? Yeah. Yeah, yeah bird's been a lonely winter, not enough worms. Yo, what? What? What are the chances? Is this ever happened in the history of the world ever? For that bird is flying low.

How the fuck? That bird was trying to end a few things. This is a guy who's throwing 100 mile an hour pitch and like a bird. What does the umpire do? It was like, uh, uh, uh, ball. I don't, uh, strike. That's got to be a strike. I don't care if it wasn't. That's got, uh, strike. That's, that's gotta be a strike.

I don't care if the, it wasn't. That's gotta be a strike. That's a strike. You gotta give me a strike. That's, even the batter's like, give me a strike. Yeah, the batter's like, I'll take this one out. Yeah, I'll take this one out. I'll take this out.

He deserves it. Yeah. No, my Instagram is just, uh, it's literally just hot chicks and Matt Rife clips. So, pretty cool. Uh, all my algorithms. Yeah, right. Yeah.

That's the world all in a self-written area. Is that what you like to watch on TikTok? Is that like, what do you like to watch? What's your jam? I don't even, I like, I like prison TikTok. You ever watch those? Yeah. Do they make food in prison?

Oh, yeah. I love that. That was the most loving thing. It's just dog over there, including Dewey. Well, I love, yeah, I like watching how they create food in prison and they're like, you get your, you free dough bag, from commentary, you roll it up with some beef jerky, and you're like, what?

And it's always top ramen. They made it. Chimmy's showing at a top ramen. Shit, so good. This is so much better than chop, the chops, that, hmm, put some chives in there, shut the fuck up. Oh. Somebody's cooking out here on a Timberlin boot

with a flame. It's pretty amazing. They're so successful. They're so smart. Yeah, the first time we ever had Danny Brown on it, he talked to us about cooking in jail and how he missed it. He was like, he missed some of those things we made.

It's the best, because it's so like, you have to do your dishes. How everybody will adapt to their situations. And also, what they go through to film that, like you ever put a Samsung in your ass just to make a cooking TikTok? Anytime I'm ever not motivated, I'm like, I got my phone out of the Verizon store.

I actually think, like, I bitch, that's my ass. Hell yeah, yeah, how'd they fucking get a phone? It's got an iPhone 15 up there. Yeah, and uploading that shit. Yeah, this is a fun game we like to play. It's a perfect segue. You're gonna love this. There's these inmates in Idaho who,

great place we locked up. Who they, they're looking for love and they're looking for friendship and they put up their video of like hey you can hit me up. Oh I'm looking for and then we play it and then you guess what they're locked up for. Oh that's fun. I like that. So here's obviously seen that. It's not long enough to get to know somebody but a quick idea. It's got shot up an icy pink concert. Okay. I've been drawing my whole life. Wow I mean that's very good. It's got to work cool tattoos hot rods rat rods motorcycles good music I don't care about the genre as long as it's good music

I'm looking for somebody to talk to you. It's not testosterone-filled tough guys Good good. I don't want to deal with it no more So if you fit that criteria, get hold of me. Bye. There you go. It was a gun or Florida tattoo on the face. Yeah, that's a good question. Good question.

Okay. So what do you think you did? This is, now this is the tricky part, Trevor. Might I warn you, just, it's not, it's never what you think it is. Yeah. Never what you think it is. My first thought is arson. You've got the thought is arson.

He's got the hat for arson. I'm gonna go grand theft out on a bike. Okay, very specific. Yeah. Okay, he's into tattooing because he can draw tattoos. That looks like tattoo art. Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna stay in.

He's got a lot of tats on his hands, his face, he's in that culture. I'm gonna go with drugs, crystal meth or something. Like maybe he was high on meth and he robbed like a liquor store. All right, well, Christopher Woods, shout out to Unit 10, that's where he's like that. Arrested for possession of illegal substance twice.

Nice. The second time he was arrested, had a $50,000 fugitive warrant in the state of Idaho. It was apprehended in California, driving on his way to Stockton with a woman and an infant. Oh, Stockton. Yeah, he's jacks out. Yeah, Kelly. Jacks out, baby. So, you know, not the worst guy with that one.

No. She's a freak man. If anything, let's start the hashtag. He's an amazing shower. He's a worlder, parole and 25. That's great. And that's what he realized too is like the drug charge people. You're like, what are you doing? Yeah.

Are you taking up spaces? Just let them out. He's chill, he likes all types of music. Just don't bring that test off, or not, I mean, yeah. I mean, that's a chill guy. I think it's a guy. Yeah, no.

Against toxic masculinity. That's what we find the women. Do you know what would be really fucked up? It's just occurred to me too, is that there's so many, now we know famous examples of cat fishing. Imagine the person, the guy that poses as a woman to these guys. Oh shit.

How fucked up that would be. How did they get that? I'm saying, because you could pen pal, this is like to, I think to pen pal with the people in it. Oh, right. Yeah. You could really fuck with someone. It's really. I was wondering if you have

like a tattoo of like tits on your arm, like you think you could sell like like you mean that pudding and we can be a pig. You're right. Yeah, that's only fans in prison right there. It is. They wear a sleeve. Yeah, like especially those super hyper real ones. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll be right. I'm selling that for putting pads. My name Guy Balon. I'm 24 years old. Super young. Looks good. It's just like ever said to do. People will talk to you. My information's in the description.

No. My information in the description. That was really sad. This guy is a stone cold killer. Yeah, he shot up a mother there. He killed a sibling or something. He is. I'm telling you, don't fall for the cute teddy boy. He shot up a little there. He killed his family. He killed like a sibling or something. This guy is dark. I'm telling you, don't fall for the cute Teddy boy. That's what I learned.

He could be in the, what's that show of the bear? Like he looks like he'd be in the back. Yeah, you're right. Like he looks like he kind of looks like that guy. Yeah, a little bit. Jeremy, Helen, right? Yeah, yeah. Not a bad looking dude.

And he played the sympathy card. He's like, you know, my information is in the description. If you even care. Yeah. Yeah, he's manipulative. Oh, shit. Yeah, he does look like Jeremy Alan White. Yeah. Oh my God. Good call even care. Yeah. Yeah, he's manipulative. Oh, shit. Yeah, he doesn't play game out on white. Yeah.

Oh my God. Good call, dude. Wow. That was perfect. Free him. Free him. I'm going to say that for everybody. So you got a guess?

Uh, I think he did someone drunk and maybe took out part of a family. Good guess. Aggravated DUI. Oh, okay. What does aggravated mean? It's just kind of bad. That's all you Aggravated DUI. Oh, okay. What does aggravated mean? It's just kind of bad. You get in your DUI. You know, you're just in the bad mood. I really got a pee. Maybe did he like, does he, does he, I mean, like you hit the cop or you try to like assault like you hit somebody? I

never made a DUI. How is he locked up for doing know that? Here's what distinguishes an aggravated theI from a reggaer one that you must be charged with more than just impaired driving or a blood alcohol contact higher than 0.08%. You could also be charged with intoxicated manslaughter Oh snap. while driving drunk. Okay, so multiple to you.

Yeah. He's eligible for where he's going to be released in Jesus until 29, 2029, 20 years. No, 2029, but that's a long time. He's still be hot when he gets out. Yeah, but also that means that this wasn't like that aggravated distinction means that there's got to be more involved in this.

Yeah, it's just not the information isn't here, but it's not as simple as, oh, I got pulled over last night. He killed somebody, maybe, or- Yeah, paralyzed, maybe. Yeah. Or yelled it out the runner, it's like, oh, kill you.

But, hold on, so this kid could have just had a DUI, like, like a lot of people get, but he had like extra bad luck. Like, he accidentally killed somebody, dude. He could have- It sucks, because he does have sadness, like there's he accidentally told somebody. He could have sucked. Cause he does have sadness. Like there's very sad. I'm not saying him.

He's very sad. Oh no, I'm attracted to him. Hopefully this is his story. Oh, it is his story. And where's he from? Where'd he go? I don't know. I don't know.

I just, I don't know. The Lewis and was traveling north when he lost control across into the opposite lane. Being driven by Fordo da da da da. Alka was a factor in the collision, and charges are pending. Both drivers were injured and transported. Maybe it's that somebody was severely injured.

He was in a key optima. Yeah, maybe it's classic DUI. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. So is the 41 year old Melinda alive? Or already? It's just as injured, it doesn't injured doesn't say don't yeah, free him

Keep free info here. I know. I wish we have like the veto button. That's like free him free I'm gonna be down for like a year to 160 pounds green eyes do like he's about to get recruited. He's about to be not that a friend. Yeah, get at me. I don't know what he did, but keep him locked up. Yeah. He was running that like a deal.

He was away some, right? He's like, I'm gonna be locked up a year or two. So you know, it's not, you know, it's not 25 years. Yeah. He fucking, 21. Yeah, we like, this guy stole like a nerd's rope or something.

Yeah, he just did some bullshit. Like he stole something out of a car. But he had the hardest like prison accent out of everybody. Yeah, he is only doing two years. But it's also when you're 21, you're putting on more, right? To protect, like you're trying to post your more. Okay, then like a 38 year old guy who's locked up, you know? That also looks

like a zoom background. Like it doesn't really look like he's in prison. It does look like he's making a sketch about it. Exactly. Like if he moves, it's going to glitch a little bit. No eye contact is also that's when you know it's like more posturing. I think, you know, I mean, I might be here one or two if I stay, you know, I might be here for three if I want. And I'm all up to me. Yeah, he's leaving all his toes. All right. You think it's, you ready? He just stole some shit, some little bullshit.

He is incarcerated for possession of a control substance with the intent to deliver a control substance possession of LSD, grand theft by receiving possession or disposing of stolen property and grand theft. So it's pretty, it's not like free. Yeah, but he's on LSD. I feel like he had like such a hard tone. Like you think he'd be more like in the like a whip it world.

And like, that'd be a fun movie. Perfentinal, like LSD doesn't kill anybody. No, so who gives it shit? Yeah, who cares? Melt your brain. Something big of a deal.

Nah. He didn't give it like LSD vibes, like he. No. Damn dude. Yeah, Caleb, best of luck. Well, we'll see him in a year. Yeah. I think these are the type of guys that would see them get out

of it and then come to somebody, one of our shows. And but dude, I'm sorry, mom's house. A thousand. A thousand. And here's the thing, you're gonna be doing a show in like 2026 in some days and be like, what's up fool? You remember me? And then he's like, dude, I'm Zoom background.

Oh, what's up dude? Scared it, get him out. Have you had shit like that before where people just like come to you? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You talked about me or you played this video, but I haven't had a prisoner do it yet. Not yet, not yet. But if they get phones in there, like they gotta be watching podcasts in prison. For sure.

For sure. That's so funny. Somebody has definitely has, we've been playing this game for a minute. Yeah, there's definitely people who are like, check me out, you're showing the guys. Oh yeah, I would do anything for a prison plot. We just love the prisoners of Idaho State prison.

Yes, huge fans. Could you boys see anytime soon? I am, I am actually, or sorry, boy see, that's right's right. Yeah, you have cousins up there Oh or maybe you're gonna get the no me and let me know. Oh. Bicep right at the end. Oh, oh, oh, there we go.

This is new. There we go, yes. Dang, he's jacked, okay. Dang, staying fucking in shape, man. Poor Fidio, all right. Okay, here's a deal, man. He's like, I'm Christian. That means he's definitely compensating for some dark shit. deal, man. He's like, I'm Christian. That means he's definitely compensating

for some dark shit. Yeah. He's vain because he's taking the shirt off and he's showing you his muscles. He's totally an archisist like checked out. So this kind of guy can kill. Yeah, it looks like he's so like Mollet EDC or something. I would be more impressed by the person in the back mopping.

Like if I was just to watch and I'd be like, oh, it's that guy. Yeah. Well, you know what's interesting is you point out his narcissism. He also says in the video that he's 28, but the inmate Instagram caption says he's 31. So he's actually,

you know, he's aged down to, that's the red flag right there. Drinking. But sorry to disappoint you, it's drug trafficking. That's it. Wow. Shitty good drugs, do they say? Doesn't say. Sometimes you get like a full report.

Sometimes you just get a little tough. Have you ever seen that Instagram mug shot shotty? Yeah, I was just telling about that. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. They're just like hot chicks. Hot chicks and it says what they're locked up for.

But the comments are insane. But I think the thing, the comments are hilarious. But the thing about it is that it really is this, it's playing this thing in your mind of your, you go, oh a hot chick couldn't, you have your idea of what someone like that is capable of. And then you see of course, like, you know, public drunk in this D.Y.

And then you scroll and they're like, fucking stabbed her boyfriend 18 times. You're like, whoa, like a really crazy shit. You know, arm-rope ring. So she's saying, yeah, she's saying, going, she's cool. It's an insane, insane. Can we look at that?

Would you mind bringing it up? It's pretty fun. Instagram has some gems right now. Can we see it? I've seen the stand-up clips of like the kids doing the cool beans comedy. It's kids doing, it's at the ice house and they're shooting the shows,

but it's like 4K. It's our first set like ever. And the comments are horrendous. The comments are like life-threatening. But it doesn't look funny. But it's like, it's kids doing their first set of stand-up ever and it's shot like a special. It's weird that they're uploading it.

Like I don't, that's very weird. It is weird, kids should not be put on social media at all. And especially so vulnerable, my goodness. To like, eight, I'm like, what are you gonna play your tour dates? You all be at the McDonald's playing at tomorrow. It's in bizarre. Well, Amanda Bines did stand up as a child

at the laugh factory. Really? You can tell at age, you know, seven or eight, you're like, this girl's got so much talent. Like, even her two timing was great. You know, our parents probably helped right? Yeah, somebody from this place pop off, but like. Yeah.

Okay, this is it. So click the first photo. These all look like shows, huh? Yeah, right, right place. It's like pop off, but like. Yeah. Okay, so click the first photo. These all look like shows. She's hot. Yeah, right, right. But that's a lie. Do you why leap up? What a great comment.

What a great, you know. That's crisis. I don't know who's a counter on, but like that shit, that's a good comment. This is like the kind of thing too that you see. It's like you see her photo. Do you I first offense and then comment, like putting me under her influence,

second offense. That's a way that. But then click to the right. Yeah. Yeah. Her makeup looks good. And then it's crashed into a park car when cops asked if she had anything to drink. She said, I don't drink at all. She's delusional. I got to love that.

You got to love it. She looks great. And by the way, she put on her lipstick before the shot because to get it that fresh. Yeah, that's fresh. Like I always say, okay, so it's a little, have a couple of road beers, Quashmark, free her. Yeah. There's a team of this.

So that's the thing. Yeah. Wow. Oh my God, it looks like Tia Tequila. Yeah, Tia Tequila, which is more important. Yeah, because that's not cocaine. She's still coped out in that photo. She's so coped out.

She's like, I haven't gotten new head shots all night long. She's smiling. A big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big smile. Go ahead. She's like, real sociable. That keep her locked up. Yeah. Yeah.

She met a 61 year old man on a sugar daddy website, trashed his home, stole a bunch of items, dumped, lined your detergent on his head after you're fused to give her. Yeah. Somebody deserves to be locked up. What are you doing from the 61 year old house? Come on. Like, Kane, what are you stealing? Yeah.

Can I just scratch candy? Can I tell you to hold on? Oh. Look at her. I'm the lack of eyebrows, a shaved eyebrow. And look at this. Oh, I know. She's open murder.

She's not. Oh, dang. Looks like that color daddy girl. Yeah. What is open murder. She's not. Oh, dang. Looks like that color daddy girl. Yeah. What is open murder? It's between first and second degree murder. I've never done that before. It's open for interpretation.

Yeah. I think however you want to view it. I only went to law school for two weeks. We didn't get that. Oh, really? I've never heard that before. But like, here's the thing, right? This is what's fascinating about this site, I think.

You just look at this person. You don't think on the side. Never in a million. The eyes say murder. The eyes are very vicious, but still. The mask is a nice touch though. Yeah, it is. She's safe.

She cares about me. I mean, getting somebody else's. Okay, can we read more, sorry about her charge? I'm just curious because entering a dwelling, so she went in to kill someone. Yo, a guy fucked her over. Hell, half no fury. Some guy fucked this bitch up.

She looks like she works for a dentist or something. Yep, she's wearing her scrubs, dude. This bitch cleaned your teeth last week. Yeah, it does look like that moment when they're like, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you have an appointment? And then she just goes, yeah. Oh no, no, no.

She has an open invitation to enter my dwelling and he comes to me. Yeah. The comments are insane. They were so desperate for it. Every man is commenting these, just like, yeah, she deserves probation. What do you do to a girlfriend

and your boyfriend's commenting on these photos? Desperate stuff. Do you say anything, you just like, fine. Do you scroll a few more? Go to the right, sorry, I'm a photo wife. Watch Tom Sikred, he's like, she needs to be there.

Go ahead. Draw it, hold on. That's a big one you'll see on this too. A lot of stuff. Paris Fashion Week right there. Yeah, and I think she probably was stealing like designer stuff too. I could see that, right?

She looks crazy. She has crazy eyes. Yeah, she's crazy. Yeah, also like a denim jacket in jail. Doesn't sit right. She got a turtleneck in my thingy. Yeah, she got some Lucy doesn't sit right now. She got turtle neck. She got some Lucy's in there for sure. Sure for sure.

Oh, drugs. Aggregated. It's like me. I'm gonna be honest. From the side. Oh my God. You're telling me. You're telling me?

Yeah. Now, she's tough though. You can tell this. This chick like has been in fights, right? Like you can tell she's got that fucking aggression in her. 100%. She's beat up boys before, you know? Mm-hmm. Gosh.

In the comments, you're real. Some guy just wrote, she's not even hot question mark. Yeah, that's, that's, she's already going to the prison. Why you gonna be such a dictator? No, I can't, she photographs well straight on. Yeah. She can photoshoot, she knows her wrinkles. Yeah, she's a front-end shot. to her? Yeah, she photographs well straight on yeah, yeah

Yeah, she's a front shot Front shot shotty Tempted carjack and keep going I get her nice girl smile Talking we come on We see people like that for we Whoa, what's she that? That's the guy. That looks like the people that would DM you from like bots right there.

Wait, why is she wrapped in gauze? What's that outfit? Maybe what she was wearing. That's what she was wearing. She got her outfit. No, they cover her up. Oh. Like she, it could be that it's torn or it's an appropriate

and they cover her up. She had the spaghetti straps. They don't allow it. Go ahead. More the spaghetti straps. Then I'll allow it. Go ahead. More to you. I like the smile. Me too. She's got a little something going on.

That's the hottest one for me the whole time. She's rad. Yeah, you like her, huh? Yeah, a little like face tattoos. Speeding. She's probably speeding my heart, you know. Yeah. Yeah.

She put those little bit of singer that's dead. She looked like her. Maybe one house. Yeah, she got a house vibes, where. She's reckless as fuck. Wow, four counts of sexual assault. Hey, that's rare, institutional sexual assault. With a person under a school counselor.

Wow. Oh shit. That's the chick that balls you when you're a teenager. And this photo too is such a moment, because this photo is the moment that this woman is realizing like her world has completely flipped up. Like it's right in this moment, she's like, fuck.

Like she knows right now that everything is about to end. She kind of looks like a Wii character, if you ever played a, those eyebrows. Well, that's again, I was gonna say, if you'll notice the common denominator, the eyebrows get thinner and thinner and weirder and weirder and more and more penciled in. Oh, the bigger the crime the smaller the eye.

Look at the eyebrows. Nobody saw, I don't think many of them have normal eyebrows. No. No. It's always like, I shade it off, I pencil it in. I know people who have tattooed eyebrows. Sure, same. But not like the line, it's like shade it in.

My bro bleeding, yeah. Yeah, it's like shade in, so it looks real. Bro, I would never commit to tattooing anything on my face, even like eyebrows. Like, what do you know what I mean? Like what if you change your mind when day? You're like, I don't like that shape. You know, we got one more. We got one more from Idaho correctional facility here.

Beautiful. Hey, what's up? My name's Sean. I appreciate you taking the time to watch my video and possibly get to know me. Mm. I like this fuck back here, but it'd be a lot more interesting if you'd hit me up.

I always like the two of you. I guess I'll be here waiting later. Later. I'm a huge fan of Sean. Yeah, he's really used by the leaner and kiss the camera. Yeah, look at that parting smile too. That's a little smirk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love what I just said.

And I love when they have lines, like they come come with like a little line like I'm just a shortage trying to make a ho-do, but I do that. I like him. Yeah. Um, man, he's done the worst of it. I think so. Because I like him the most. I mean, he's done the worst of it. You think so? Because I like him the most. Yeah.

What do you think? I think Grand Theft Auto, but like a good car, like a mini Cooper, you know, some cute, some like Kavit, you know. He, um, he stabbed someone in the chest during a fight, aggravated bad. I was close. I was close. Yeah. Fuck.

Yeah. He stabbed somebody. Yeah, he's a maximum security. Oh, no. You're a maximum security. Yeah, oh He's a first-year bars behind his camera. That's why the That's his room right there. That's right. It's usually you can tell how much freedom they have behind them They's behind that yeah, yeah, yeah, it's recording in a hamster case and shit. They're not Roman free Pretty cool right fun game. That's a great game. Yeah, that's a fun one. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, you're welcome Yeah, you're like the way you look. Yep. I guarantee it. This is the most fun thing that I've seen

though that they pulled for us is that this guy couldn't get a reservation at like one of the most popular restaurants, I think in London. Goodman Mayfair, a fancy steakhouse in London. Sounds rich. Goodman Mayfair. Goodman Mayfair. They were like, we're totally booked, you know, like, what happens in big cities with great restaurants. Yeah. So he told them that he was the prime minister of Morocco. Ooh, and then they were like, okay, so he was treated like royalty. Oh my god. And then as this happens in nice restaurants, they get wind of who's there and they were like,

can you take a photo, can you sign please? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I would fully describe Prime Minister, how would you do my name? It's just some guy. Oh my God. So he fully committed. What? He's going to tell me Bahamutish. I know. And they're like, we've just got to fully load it.

Where's your security detail? Yeah, he just rolls it. I mean, is that illegal to pretend to be like a... I don't think so, not to get a reservation. Try and minister of another country. You have to do that. You have to do that. Oh, in some places, yeah.

I'll have my friends call places and pretend to be my manager. We have a church. You're young enough and look young enough where they could be like the son of... Son of... Yeah. Son of the ambassador is here. Yeah, yeah, shit could be like the son of. Son of. Yeah. Son of the ambassador is here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That I would believe. Yeah.

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But it's just the same. I had a meeting with that person at their house. They tore it down, redid the house, changed the address, obviously. that bought it, I had a meeting with that person. At their house? At their house. They tore it down, redid the house, changed the address, obviously, and I was like, you can do that. You can do that. No, no, no, no, no, the real question is why, right?

So I was sitting down, very nice person, and I go, I just have to ask you, why on earth? Does it smell like murder in here? Yeah, why would you buy the Sharon Tate murder house? And you know, they say, you go, well, it turns out land where people get murdered on gets pretty good discount. So I got a really good deal on this.

That is true. I was like, what? It's not a bad idea. I don't know. I would want to live there. I would want to live there. I would want to live there. I would want to live there.

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If I was in a band out there, give me some like dark energy. To dark vibes. Could you sleep there at night, though? I'll be so fucked up, dude. Not air being be. I'll record there in the day. If you're a goth, yeah.

Yeah, sleep upside down. Yeah. A bit of bad or something. Were you weird in high school? I did have like goth, yeah. Yeah, sleep upside down. Yeah. A bit bad or something. Were you weird in high school? I did have like, I'd a year where I listen to metal music and I had like gauges in my ears. Oh, you did. And I see them now, did they close up?

Yeah, they closed up, but like I could show you a photo. Oh, wow. Yeah, it was just weird. Like I could put my pinky through my ear. It was weird. I thought chicks would be like, that's so hot. It was just guys being like, yo, what's up? Everything I did in high school was to try and attract women, but only attracted men.

Yeah, that's what I was doing. I had a Honda Civic with two 12 inch subwoofers in the back. You're like, chick's are gonna hear me bump and walk a flock at 7 a.m. I need to suck his dick now. Yeah, never happened. It was just guys being like, yo, how many dust bowls can those cranks, I hate everything.

I was just a chameleon at high school. I don't know what I was. I had a metal phase and then the rap and just, I don't know how. Did you figure it out right after graduating or was that a process? Pretty much after graduating. I went to college and that's when I kind of found it out.

That's when I started making Vine and doing stand-up. Big yourself. Yeah, exactly. Well, I was just myself because it was like a whole new, where was college? San Jose State in the Bay Area. Yeah, I just, like, it was a whole new slate. So I was just a whole new, like, where was college? San Jose State, in the Bay Area. Yeah, I just like, it was a whole new like slate, so I was just like myself,

and then like that got kind of highlighted, I think, because I was like the funny guy in the group, and not like funny to the whole like fraternity. And then I was making vines, and then there's like a decent standup scene in the San Jose, so I was doing like, and I was in a frat, so I would hit up the guys at the San Jose and improv, and I'd be like,

you know, I can bring 50 people for a five-minute set. And they're just like, all they hear is just dollar signs. And they're like, yeah, yeah, come do five, we don't give a fuck. So I was getting early stage signs. Where your vine's blowing up when you were in school? I had like one or two do decent, but nothing wear, like I could have a career off of it.

How many for words do you have? When they did decent though, I'm saying that when you're on campus, is that like a thing? I got recognized once on campus campus and it was great day. It was great. Huge day for me. Check.

Hey. Did you like make videos and did you have to be like, what? Me? Yeah. I thought about it. Oh yeah. But yeah, I had one get big and then it kind of died out right as I moved to LA. Really?

Yeah, 2015 and then I just only did stand up and like mics and then making YouTube videos on Facebook videos like 2017. But what happened to vine? Why did it die? It seems like it was hugely popular It kind of like started to die off and then I think they were just pulled the plug on it Which I think is better. I think how they just kept running its course would have turned it like something weird Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be bought by something. Yeah, exactly. I mean it was already owned by Twitter Which is weird because you think they wouldn't let that die. Yeah, right? Why?

I don't know. Yeah, just like that. But it's kind of good. It's like, it's more of like a, in chunk in time, it's kind of like the shippel show effect where it's like wildly two and a half seasons. It's like, why do they, I think if they

let Vine keep going, what have got so bad? Did the app stay functional? Did they, I mean, I think you can still, on your desktop hold up, but the apps not, the app doesn't work. It's not even functioning. That is crazy that they just go, yeah, shut it down. There's none. They'll probably like redrop an archive still on your desktop pulled up, but the apps not. The app doesn't work. The app doesn't work. No.

And that is crazy that they just go, yeah, shut it down. There's none. They'll probably like redrop an archive or something. And then you just, I don't know, there's always like a rumor that they're going to start a second one, but it's like, you don't think. But the good news is that Vine is so similar to TikTok, no? Like, format. Yeah, it's the same, same shit different toilet to quote Alan Iberson.

The late great AI. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think I was just honored for a couple of years that gave me a little bit of inspo and like, oh cool, this is how you make, because I went to film school and they were teaching me all these like gin ass cameras and like, this sucks.

What am I gonna do with this massive film rig? It's like, how do I just make sure my friends? Did you love film school? No, no. It was honestly lazy. It just showed us like, like an old, old, old like film and be like, this is how you do it. And I'm like, okay, now what?

Yeah, the old Wes Anderson, but did you make, then you get to make your stuff too? Like you, yeah, but the, we were making it on like not fun stuff. Like we were shooting on like a giant, like news camera. So it's not like the stuff I wanted to make. The best stuff was like the stuff I was making with my friends outside of film school,

on like a little cannon, like a Sony DSLR or something. And then right after that, pretty much, like moved LA and then just started making stuff behind. That's awesome. There's more YouTube videos, really. That's so cool. Yeah. You're such, I mean, how old do you mind if I ask how old?

30. Yeah, like you grew up purely digital and I'm Tom too, we're like the last of the analog generation. I didn't have a cell phone or send an email until I, I sent my first email when I was 19. Holy shit. And then my first phone, I was 22 or 23. So to have your brain formed in Vine,

your brain's literally been formed in apps in the iPhone. Yeah. That's really cool. I get phone and see you talk. I'm like, whoa. Six great. Six great. I've been clocked out for a minute now.

Were you guys all watching porn then too? No, they didn't have, that was the time where like internet was like, oh fuck, I cooked the internet, but get out, get out. Cause it's gonna charge data. I don't think I was able to watch porn on a phone until like, I touch in like high school. I can I touch myself. Yeah, yeah, probably probably high, late high school, but it was it was great because I grew up in that

era, but then it was also doing so much stand up that it just like it was able to like balance out like, oh, is this idea more stand up or is this more of a video? I've always just kind of like was able to balance out, like, oh, is this idea more standup or is this more of a video? I've always just kind of like, just been in between all of it. And do you gauge, like, oh, that bit did well on TikTok. It's that, that'll really crush and standup. Like, do you ever try a joke out on TikTok and then take it to stage?

Usually if it goes on TikTok, then I'm kind of like that joke's been like burn essentially. Like, if that video, but a lot of times, if a, if a standup isn't like working on stage, I'm like, maybe it needs to be more like a visual, then I'll just make the video out of it. Oh, oh, wow. Yeah, sometimes it's hard to paint the picture so clear in my head, but then you're describing it to people, I'm lost. And then you're just like, oh, I just will put this on a green screen or I'll just make

this somewhere. Yeah, it's so much easier to just show. No, but that's so unique that your brain can work both as a stand-up comic and that world. Yeah, it's like two different jobs when I have it all daytime by folks on like video stuff and then around like five is When I start getting more in stand-up mode and like you know, right? Should I write it? Yeah, switch it over. It's a totally different beast in my mind because stand-up is relational. It's you with the audience and getting that flow and that rhythm and that feedback.

But this just making a tick-to talk, it's just you and the camera and it feels so isolating and weird. It's fucking lonely posing videos, because these views are just like, this is not the sound fucking emotional, but like, does this mean anything? You like refresh it and you're like, okay, yeah. But then you try a new tag and that hits and you're like,

wow, my day is so much better now. Yeah, so I like both. I have to have the duality of both. And I think they both help keep the child. And podcasting because you guys podcast. Yeah. Podcasts. Podcasts in grade two and podcasting is great

because I'll just like spew some memory out that I had years ago. And I'm like, oh, it's such a good like, I could write that out. Yeah. You know, it's not something I'd ever think about. How long you guys been doing it now? You've been doing it a while? I like four years.

Oh, wow. Four, maybe five. Yeah. It's a stiff socks. It's me and my buddy, you know? Is that all sex then? Is that like sex thing? Oh wow. Four, maybe five. Yeah, that's a stiff socks. It's me and my buddy, you know? Is that all sex then? Is that like sex thing?

It didn't end up being like that. It was just like a funny name. I didn't even know where the name came from. I just wanted something that wasn't like the Trevor and Michael show. It just sounds so like AM radio. Yeah, stiff socks is a good name. Yeah, I think it's a stock.

And then what happened? We had one porn start hit us up. To be like, hey, we love your stuff. Can we be on the show? I was like, sure. And then that episode just did crazy. And then it feels more. Yeah, and then their friends hit us up.

And it's like, now we're like, okay, let's not. And then we'll go like six months and views are low. And we're like, Riley Reid, where do you at? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they are, dude, they're great interviews. But it's like, we don't want that to be like the number one. Like, it's so funny when I'm at an airport, a 13-year-old comes up with his parents like,

oh, I want stiff socks and the parents like, what? And I'm like, I don't think you should be. Yeah, you know. Sure. It's a weird one. Yeah, it's not like, a lot of people do think it. But also what's great about that being called stiff socks is like, if we ever say anything that you get mad about, it's like, imagine citing that source. Yeah. Stif socks podcast said, it's like, yeah, it's a come podcast. Yeah, it's like imagine citing the source. Yeah, Stisox Podcast said it's like it's a come podcast. Yeah, it's about choosing. Yeah, so it if it comes turns on us, which I get just just come talk. What do you mean?

Come talk. Come talk. No, that's the name of the other podcast. That's what it is. Yes, prison talk and then come talk. Come talk. Oh, come talk about prison. Yeah.

Dude, that's like my favorite topic. Somebody should just start come talk. I didn't even have a bunch of podcasts that are basically come talk. Yeah, 80 podcast with my favorite top. Somebody should just start Comtoc. I mean, there's a bunch of podcasts that are based at Comtoc. Yeah, 80 podcast with more than two dudes. Yeah. I've seen ones that are like Miami and it's like 10 people. Yeah, the round table. It's like two dudes and then like 10 women.

And those clips are great because he's like, what do you, how would you rate yourself? Yeah. And then he's like, I don't know, I'm like a nine. Yeah. In what world? Yeah, he's literally just like, crowd work with that. Yeah, and then he's just like, shit, something.

He's like, what are you? He's like, what are you the fucking bring to the table? And then the girl's just like, I think I've read, I read, I read, we kind of job you have. It's just like this interrogation. Just stripped down some. You invited me here. Why are you talking shit?

Yeah, exactly. You did that to me right now. I was just special. That's pretty good. Is it? Territactyl spell it, Thomas. Yeah, can. Is it? Terradactyl spell it, Thomas. Yeah. Can you spell it?

T, no. P-T-E-R-O-D-A-C-T-Y-L. D-E-N-E-N-E-S. I'm gonna look at it. So fucking. Did I do it? Yeah. I have to look at it.

Somebody goddamn times promoting this thing, but it's like, I thought it was a good name because it stuck. I wanted like a, like I thought it's L.A.C. I'm just great. It's right there. It's right there. It's sticks.

And there's like three dinosaurs, anybody knows. So T-Rex, Brontosaurus, TeraDactyl. T-Rex, just like that. I think that was all of them. T-Rex was a band. Oh, fucking slapped, bang a gong, get it on. Oh, I know, so. That's T-Rex.

Yes, I want to say. What? I think. So I wanted a title that was like, Oh, what's going on here? Yeah, yeah. It leads to a question. You know, it's like, ooh, it's either the dumbest talk you've ever heard a title that was like, oh, what's going on here? Yeah, yeah. It leads to a question. You know what I'm saying?

It's either the dumbest talk you've ever heard, or you're like, huh? Does it play any significance in the show? Yeah, I've got a couple of callbacks to it. And I like have a reference to it, and then a callback, like two or one or two more in it. So it like, it had a nice recurring theme to it. You know what's funny is that girls,

like when you do specials, you can't do anything. We were like that really. It can't be like silly nickers because they're like, what if that has nothing to do with anything? And you're like, yeah, but I just find it. I think you do that one.

No, no, because it sounds a little some like some else, right? But, sorry, I don't know why. I just thought that was just a real warm in here, you know? But it always has to be. Well, it has to be related to being a lady. It's so funny because every time I, because I tried to submit like a normal title,

comedy, comedy. No, and it became that later, because you're like, but what about like, what's, like, who are you? What's your name? You're like, oh, you need like a more than a title. I'm on the title. That bitch.

The next one's gonna be, yeah, what should I name my next one? Silly, silly. Silly, nickers. Yeah, doubling down. K and I see, can you just lose the silly really Now those are it's a word for pants. Yeah, yeah, you're your nickers. You never heard of them. Here we go Number fantasies what the this is a word in the English language. Sure is we have English British viewers

The UK. That's what they call them. I watch a lot of British television. And that is what they call them, the UK. So have you ever seen, what is the science behind drinking your own peaks? It's good to hear a sense. It's extremely powerful. I have a little bit in the morning and the top of the morning. This is what podcasting should be as well. Oh, hell yeah, it.

So you pee on your skin. I pee in a mason jar and I let it ferment for a couple weeks. Oh wow. Wow. Wow. I'll go work out like a lay on the sun for a while Who is this guy feels great? Looks great. I'm a box steroids, but I can only imagine I just feel pumped. I feel vascular Wow, I think we've had so many P drinkers over the years on the show They've never been a guest. I mean we feature them. Yeah. There's got to be a disorder at this point. No. Can you Google it? Like, is this a disorder?

His name is Troy Casey. He's an ex-model and world-renowned life coach and healer who has written books and health about, I'm actually paying for a life coach and he's like, let me see your ear. I'm like, what? What? What? Are you not saving this? Yeah. You got to let this sit in your closet for a few weeks So you just rubs it on them and he drinks it Yeah, but he lets it ferment which I usually in the pee drinking community. I've never heard that I usually hear it It's fresh out of the tank or you let it separate and then you drink the top layer. Oh, you can drink your own urine It's it is sterile Separates a silly

How would you say it again? He's a silly knicker Christ Zuma in our own Christina for that. I don't care. Okay Yeah, it's extreme. It's good for you man, you know, it's extremely powerful Science overwhelmingly agrees that urine is not safe or healthy to consume, despite what dramatic survival movies suggest drinking urine isn't even a good way to hydrate.

Here's the breakdown of why you should never drink urine. It's a potent combination of salts and chemicals that your body is attempting to remove. Yeah, and you're like, no, put it back. Yeah, what does wetting do you know? You're gonna give it back. The only way to drink when urine is like a pee in a mouth, the average adult's urine contains a significant amount of salt, which gets

much more concentrated if you become dehydrated. The hydrated individuals can quickly reach excessive levels of sodium in their urine, consuming more sodium is linked and increasing your thirst. Higher levels of sodium in your body quickly lead to feeling thirstier by drinking urine, which contains a high concentration of sodium, you can quickly develop a negative feedback loop in which you feel thirstier despite drinking liquids. Of course. Yeah. Well, I don't know. But I mean also his skin looks great. Look at this guy. Yeah. And he's fit. Jack fit as a fiddle. There is. I mean, I drink

on P. I would too. I would play that bad. I try it. How about your loads? Never, never try to load. Have you? No.

I've had it like shot, you know. Oh man, you know. Yeah, the glasses are good for that. They're good for that. Sometimes you get it like right here, right here. No, I never would aim a gun myself. So I mean, never been laying back, you know. Yeah, yeah.

Wow. I had a singer on my show on where my mom's at, Mandy Mayhem. She's a rapper and she drank a man's piss like a right out of his day call and to her mouth. Like a beer bong. Just look. Yeah, dude. Mandy Mayhem. She was on my show just recently on where my mom's at. She, they planned it and so he drank a lot of water 24 hours prior to her drinking his piss. So it really, that you- Fresh out of the tap and she went from like farm to table, do like right there. I was at breastfeeding, I got a bit.

It's not wild and she, she gulped it. Did you enjoy it? No, she just was kind of like, I did it. Because she's here. And I was like, well what was it like, what did it feel like? She's like, it was just kind of warm like, calm as warm and I was like, yeah. And it didn't taste a whole lot because- It's not even like slow though, no? Like I it takes me a minute and a half to pee

I got a small pee hole doctor told me that seriously. Yeah, so his head or McMahon she pee super fast It comes out of her I don't pee fast. He's slow slow. Oh Yeah, it's a lot of you know, it's a lot of people trying to get out at once Gotcha, yeah, and this person's a comic Heather McMahon has a tiny The person that drank the pee. Oh, yeah, no no she's a comic Heather McMan has a time. I mean the person that drank the pee. Oh, yeah No, no, she's a comic sorry. She's done comedy sketches She's a rapper manding him and she's a rapper. Yeah, she's on TikTok and Instagram. We can find her everywhere I was like wonder what the dudes doing that whole time

Enjoying himself because it was his fetish Yeah, no, he prepared for it like they talked it over. That was his fetish and he spent days like preparing his year. She can't have a spare guest for a wide fetish service. It like, no, they were dating for like a while. I guess you got to spice it up everyone's. And he just really wanted her to drink his piss.

And so he was like, all right, I tried that. I was gonna that. Gotta keep a fresh. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not good. I'm not into that. I'm not into that either. I don't think I want to piss.

Because then she's gonna just have to pee. It'd be funny if he had it after. Like a human centipede. Like a human centipede. A human centipede, yeah. So she pees out his pee, and then he drinks his pee. Oh, we're back in. We're back in.

We're back in. I don't know. I wonder how did they pick the order for human centipede? Who got first, who got last? Was that like a- Such a good person. First is where you want to pee. Yeah, first is great. She's your You're asking and then you're just done.

Yeah. You're just hanging out. And you're just dumping the whole time. Yeah. We behold on, isn't the purpose, I don't think there is a first. Yeah. I think they connect. So they connect.

Oh, like a circle? Yeah, dude. No, I think that first person leads the way. I think it's a line. Yeah, the congel line. Circle would make sense, but it's like a game of telephone, you know, it's even getting back to the original. you're the back of that thing you're it that's rough You're like oh fuck I'm late. Oh no

Just pointing at the end of the line How do you not just? That might be my worst nightmare to be in a human's Yeah, be the back of the line At least being in the middle is kind of warm. You feel surrounded, you feel loved. You think you feel sick? I would just wanna die, my car was all. I would choke on that.

And here's the thing, it would take so long for you to die. So long. How long before you die from eating cacao? What do you feel like sneeze while you're in the middle of it? Because, come on now. Do you think you would die? Wait, you would starve to death, right?

Like for malnutrition. Cause you can eat poo. Dr. Drew's told us you can eat poo. Oh my god. But I think it depends what the person before you was eating are they high in nutrients no but the nutrients have been taken out oh theoretically because it's been digested and digested it's how food works gotcha what happens we asked Dr. Drew what happens how long before you die from it I don't know dude I'm gonna be shot in the head that after one day of shit.

I think it's from malnutrition, honestly. You should be taking it back and just, oh, the Google on every producers laptop is so funny. I know. You should just put one of these in an airport and sleeve it. Somebody really asked this, yeah, this is, this is somebody in the middle of a pandemic just staring at a plate of shit like, oh, God. Somebody really asked this, yeah, this is how long. This is somebody in the middle of a pandemic,

you're staring at a plate of shit like, oh God, God bless the internet. Considering you would die if you couldn't poo not long, you're in a sterile poop, a smelly full of bacteria. However, a theory, ingesting stool should not be that harmful as long as it's, quote, clean. ingesting these bacteria back in the colon could metabolize non-digested food.

Thus eating poop would give you a second chance to absorb the food again. However, a lot of infections come from contact with poop. Practically all food-borne infections come from other people's poop making it dangerous to eat if it's not your own conclusion. Assuming you're a healthy person, eating your own poop would probably not harm you,

eating other people poop would kill you. That would tell you, yeah. It's someone else's cuckoo that will leave you. I like how they cited their sources. Like somebody who's gonna read this and be like, yeah, but where'd you hear this from? Well, Francis took it upon himself to look it up. Yeah. Oh, for all four.

Let's see. Gocker.com. See, you know what's interesting is that Dr. Drew, we should have been more specific. We're like, can you eat poop? The question is, can you eat somebody else's poo? You can eat your own poo. This is the linchpin to the whole thing.

You just can't eat somebody else's poo. Yeah. That's fucking, oh Jesus Christ. Well, I won't try it today. Give me a shot. I'm sure it goes. Look, hey, you made your dream girl. Change your dream girl.

I mean, this is at, she just does everything you love. She gargles your pee, she takes you out. But her one thing, and she's like, I once a year you need to eat my poo. Can I pick the day? Yeah. Does that matter? Yeah, probably.

It didn't like December when you're not working as much. I think you've got to take control of her diet for like a week if you do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, cows are like grass fed. I'm like, can she be, you know? You can do that. She'll work with you on that.

The whole thing, we're just like a bite. I'm out. A bite, a bite, just a bite of poo. Do you like butt stuff? Not really. Just a bite of poo for the woman of your day. Are you always, are you licking butts a lot? No, I think I did it once.

And then the girls like, what do you know? It's an accident. You got shame. Do you like your butt getting toyed with and everything? I've had that. Yeah, it's not bad. I'm a LG spot hiding back there. Yeah, all the other oxen free That's where the hiding spot is. You know not bad all the other Sounds like something you would yell that's your next special name. Let's see if I can get it passed Yeah, the other one. I think we've got all voted

I think I would just get so. So, but anyway, you know, rumble would love it. Rumble would love it. I don't know what rumble is. You don't know what rumble is? Really? You're so wholesome. Yeah. No.

I'm a mom. I spend a lot of time with a five and eight year old. So, I know I can tell you. Give them on rumble. I can tell you about pickle and peanut. Oh, okay. I can talk about, but again, cartoons. Wait, so wait, what's rumble?

It's like the answer to YouTube, so like zero censorship. Oh, shit. It's become like a voice for the right way. Oh, no, it's actually funny if you go on there. There's like, it's like 12 hours of and your tape motivational music. And like, he like studying to it. So it's exactly a YouTube, but just parallel.

Because people listen like low-fi music when they're studying on YouTube, but there's like Andrew Tate, motivational music for 12 hours. It's motivational music? Yeah, it's just like, like I don't even know what it is. I forget his background,

but it's like that type of music. Okay, just play it. Just dun dun dun dun dun. Yeah, like all the intense and yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like a, like a, Grand Theft Auto like loading screen. Hilarious.

Yeah. And so it just plays for 12 hours It's it's YouTube, but just super like book and YouTube is like so inconsistent. Yeah, it's very bizarre What the whole what they won't All right, well we got a rap but Trevor Wallace's special teradactyl is out now on Amazon Prime before you can listen to his podcast Stiff socks as well and follow him on all the platforms. You're on Instagram, TikTok, Twitter, a whole thing. All that shit, ho. It's all Trevor Wallace.

Yeah, all Trevor Wallace. Trevor Wallace. Thank you guys for coming, man. Thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you. See you guys next week. Bye. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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