Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Poopy Powerslams w/ Cody Rhodes | Your Mom's House Ep. 855

Episode Date: April 15, 2026

The End is near! Premieres tomorrow April 16 on https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ Today is the last day for the presale pricing! You get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $24.99. Afterwards, the price will increase so get it now! SPONSORS: - Go to https://helixsleep.com/YMH This week, WWE Champion Cody Rhodes pulls up to Your Mom's House with Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky for one of the most kayfabe episodes yet, they talk WrestleMania, getting booed by thousands of maniacs, puking mid-match, and the real chaos of life inside the ring that most fans don't even see. Cody breaks down what it’s like defending his title on the biggest stage, how crowds can flip on you in real time, and why getting booed might actually be more fun than cheers. He also gets into the psychology of wrestling, learning from legends like The Undertaker, and how performers pivot mid-match when things go sideways. Tom and Christina also go off on Tax Day, break down some cool guys, check out lion-feeding idiots, talk amusement park disasters, and read a fan submitted “Pazsitzky Effect.” Plus: smelly wrestlers, locker room etiquette, Big Show’s legendary farts, wrestling themed horrible or hilarious clips, and so much more! It's still real to me damnit! Your Mom’s House Ep. 855 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:06:19 - Opening Clip: Mentally Retarded Person 00:08:46 - Kim Jong Un Is A Cool Guy 00:16:55 - Mike Tax Guy 00:23:01 - Clip: Cool Guy Workout 00:24:08 - Hungry Lion 00:29:25 - No More Gay DM's 00:35:16 - A Pazsitzky Effect: Towels 00:38:13 - A Pazsitzky Effect: Sun Visors 00:41:22 - Water Parks & Rollercoasters 00:45:41 - Sun Visors & Wrestlemania 00:50:29 - Steve Martin & Wrestling Fans 00:54:37 - Revealing Wrestling Secrets 01:03:31 - Piledrivers 01:07:12 - Nakedness 01:14:54 - Handshakes 01:16:33 - Horrible Or Hilarious: Wrestling Edition 01:28:56 - When Fans Attack 01:32:55 - Thoughts On Pat McAfee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house. And welcome to another episode of your mom's house. I'm Todd. She's Christy. And we're excited about today. It's very exciting day. First of all, it's everybody's favorite fucking thing in the entire world. It is tax day. So make sure you pay your taxes or if not file an extension or flee the country. had a fun chat about that with our boys. I didn't tell you that on the way back from that training thing. Oh, tell me. They were like, so, like, technically what happens if you don't pay your taxes?

I'm like, well, it's a real problem. You know, you can get extension. You could be in penalties. It could be a real thing. He's like, but what if, like, you just take your money and you go somewhere, like, out of the country? Yeah. It's a really cool way of thinking, first of all. and then they're like, wouldn't that happen?

I go, yeah, you'd have to go somewhere that has like, not only maybe no extradition with the United States, but also has a banking system that doesn't operate within the normal system that the U.S. deals with, you know? So your money would be somewhere that is not accessible to them. I go, you could do that. I go, it's a real long way to go to not pay your taxes. And he was like, all right, all right, just thinking ahead.

I'm like, yeah, I would go, just fucking pay him. Anyway, it is tax day. Huge thing is that tomorrow, April 16th, the end. The Ari Shafir Storytelling Show that we produced is coming out. It has an incredible lineup. It has an incredible lineup. The show was called This Is Not Happening. It went away.

He ended up getting just a crazy list of people. Nate Bargazzi to Stephano, Shane, Gillis, Jordan, Jensen, Mark Norman. Jay O'Curston, Miss Pat, yours truly, Ali Sadiq, Dan Soder, Sam Talent, and on and on. Duncan Truss, there's all so many, and it's the storytelling show. We're super proud of it. It looks amazing. We produced it, and we're hosting this site for him, but it's Ari Show. And for people who don't know, every comedian on this participates in the back end of this show.

So that's a very, you know, Ari Sheffir-led. of doing we all we're all on this together bro so everybody gets a piece if you like any of those comedians you can support them if you go to ymh studios.com it's it's it's debuting april 16th so uh i'm on chapter one you can see that um there's chapter two you can see and so on and so forth great stories and we're very proud of it yeah jordan jensen all the hits and you know it's the kind of thing too i just always try to reiterate this whenever we do something like ticketed if you do support this it just leads to more things like this getting produced like if you're into this and you you you spend the money to to get an episode or the season uh you know if it works out then we just go like

how can we make something else yeah and it's good programming it's not the dog shit that you'll see on the television that's very true that's the best part that's the best part oh you look at this Oh, Tyler's here. He's back into short season again. Whenever he shows the legs, I know it's fucking springtime. I know. It's so happy. Guys, listen, your mother's day is coming up May 10th. It's so soon.

Why don't you buy your mommy? Some makeup. Buy your sister. Some makeup. Buy your mom. My lipstick. Christina Pee, liquid lipstick and blushes and glosses and come see me do stand-up comedy live. I will be April 24th and 25th.

Irving Texas at the punchline, May 14th through 16th, Denver, Colorado at the Comedy Works. Yes, it does. And comedy and prayer, yeah. And then two nights at Chicago, Illinois at the Den Theater, tickets at ChristinaP.com. Get it now. Denver's almost gone. I think Dallas, too. So get on that.

Homies. Hell yeah, dog. Hell yeah, dog. Yeah. Whoa. That was really spicy. Why are you burping so much? What are you drinking?

Well, I was just really hungry. Yeah. And so I scarf down some beef jerky. Oh. And then I had water. And then I had this Coke Zero right here. You know what's interesting about you is you'll eat jerky a lot. And then you'll have your nicotine patch in your mouth.

And so it's an interesting combo. It's a pouch. It's a patch. And your mouth smells like beefy mint. Isn't that cool? Isn't that cool? And what I've found is that children and chicks dig that. That usually comes up to me.

They're like, that smells good. Is that beef and mint? I'm like, yeah. Beef mint. It's a whole new flavor. A new flavor. Can you get your nicotine pouch to be? Beefy?

Beef. Why don't they do that? I could reach out. I have connections. I'd be like, hey, you know me. I know you. I speak for the client, the consumer. Do guys like steak?

Do you have a beef flavored nicotine pouch? Yeah, I'm being serious. You guys love meats. We do. Ribs. You're not wrong. It's not a bad idea. Plus you'd be losing weight because you're not really eating.

I didn't tell you this. I went to our old neighbor's house the other night. Yeah. And every time he invites, you forget that his training, his origin is being a chef. Yeah. He's like, I just made a little couple of something here for y'all. And I'm like, dude, it's so good what he can just do casually. You know, and he's like, I brought some mucas and made this homemade guacca.

I made some saviace. You know, just to get like kind of, if you want something just to hold you. over. I'm like, God damn, it's so good. He's so good. Why don't you say who it is? I don't want to say who it is. Well, you know, we'll shout out. You know, I respect people's privacy, you know. I don't know if he wants people to know. Okay, well, I would ask, I would ask him if he wants his name said. That's all I'm saying. Well, look, here's his name I do once said. Ready for the opening clip? Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. We have 45,000 soldiers in South Korea to protect us from Kim, Kim, Kim, Jim, John. who I get along with very well as you know.

Do you notice he said very nice things about me? He used to call Joe Biden a mentally retarded person. Don't tell me about your stuff. Joe Biden, he said he's a mentally retarded person. He was so nasty to Joe Biden. That was terrible. Don't bring anyone loving to this. No, I'm going to fucking stand.

Welcome to your mom's house. So cool. With Tom Segura. Tom, Sinseigne, and Christina Shitson, Yeah, it's a row. To your mom's house. Miam, meow, meow, meow.

Feel it, feel it, feel it, go. Let it rip into your soul. Feel the music, go wing, feel it in your mint. Patches in your mouth. Make them be flavored so you. Can suck out the red juice in your mouth. Mentally retarded person.

Yes. Mentally retarded person. See, I think you can say the R word if you put mentally in front of it. That's the, that is the workaround. Yeah. That's where you're like, I didn't say, yeah. Fart N word. You can't, you still can't say.

Right. Right? He kind of did it cleverly that way. You just have to say mentally retarded and you can say retarded. Right. But then it doesn't hit the same. It doesn't hit the same. You're saying, like, if he would have been like, he called Joe Biden retarded, it would have been, it's different. Then people get on him for saying the artwork.

For saying that, right. But if you go, yeah, that's the way that you can. And he's so smart and then he'll go, you know, God, I can't believe. Could you believe they said that about him? Very sad. Very sad. It's so clever. He also had the duality of, we have all these troops there to protect us from this guy, Kim Jong, who I get along with very well. well. He likes me and I like him. He's a cool guy. Yeah. Turns out he's a pretty cool guy, hang out with.

Okay. Yeah. Kim Jong-un is pretty cool. No, I've heard nothing but good things. He is cool. It's crazy when you look back on Kim Jong-un that he rare, I think sometimes, that you see somebody who has his position now and his reputation, who did study

abroad. He left. What? I didn't know that. He left Korea and did a boarding school, I think in Switzerland, under an assumed name. No one knew who it was. Yeah, in Switzerland. It's so nice that you... For seven years. Yeah, and it's nice that you know this much about him and his story. I know everything about cool guys. Yeah. So he had sent it. Boarding school, oh my God. Yeah, for seven years. So I'm saying he has exposure. Yeah, he knows. Truth. Yeah, he knows. Truth. Yeah. What a dick. And then he's coming back and he's all So let's look at this.

Hey, guys. Because I didn't, I didn't know all of this. He attended under the name Pak Un-Un or Un-Pack. He attended the International School in Guggen-Gron and Limson-Hausenthal. And then he was generally regarded as shy, reserved, and often accompanied by older students or bodyguards. Yet he developed a passionate interest in basketball due to particularly Michael Jordan. He loves Jean-Claude Van Damme movies. Reports indicate he was not strong academically and often struggled with the German language.

requiring assistance from friends, though he became proficient enough to navigate daily life. Following his time in Switzerland, he returned to North Korea, attended the Kim Il-sung University, Grandpa University, from 2002 to 2007. And his time in Switzerland was kept a secret. He was known as a quiet student who wore basketball jerseys, often picked up in a chauffeur-driven car.

He is considered to be highly westernized during his upbringing, having been exposed to western. That's the thing is like he knows. that stuff so well and he's still just doing, you know, become like the most reclusive country on earth

and to be the person in charge of that, it's a wild thing to embrace. I know, he's such a liar. I mean, it's really crazy. The West is evil. Yeah. And they have TV and McDonald's. You don't want any of that stuff.

Meanwhile, he's fucking, he's watching basketball games and he's like, fondu's pretty cool. You were trying to? No, he's just like, Well, they all do this, especially those rich, like Saudi girls. Have you ever seen them in Beverly Hills?

Yes. They come over and then they get to take off their sheets. And then they get to go shopping on Rodeo Drive. But then they got to chuck all the stuff. That was the thing. I learned that in a hotel. I didn't know that. I was staying at a hotel.

And I think it was like the Beverly Wilshire or something. Yes. And this came up and they told me they're like the craziest thing. Because these girls will come. These wealthy, like Middle Eastern girls. And they'll, you know, they'll shop. They'll wear all this stuff for like a week. And then they just leave it here.

Because they can't take it back to Saudi. They'll get executed or whatever. And they do it before they get married because now their life will be on lockdown. Now they're just a brood mare for some gross Saudi guy. And he's got 10 wives. Yeah. Yeah, it's not wild. It's wild.

So they get to go on these. room springers to the west and see how great it is. And then they go back to their sad, oppressive places. Yeah. And they have to live that double life. Well, also, some of them probably, you know, there's a few that go like, oh, I don't want to go back. I'm sure that happens to. Hell yeah. I'm surprised Kim, Kim, John Un, Jong, didn't stay. But you know, the thing that he probably this is, because his older brother, who he ended up having murdered. I remember that. Was living a life outside of North Korea. Yeah, you know, he was, what's it called, denounced from the family, excommunicated.

Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah, because he got arrested one time, fucking around, I think, going to Japan. And so his brother was like, just fucking kill him. So he killed him, but I think one of the things that happens if you're like Kim Jong-un is you go, well, yes, this is good. But like, I would have to earn it. Like, I would have to be a regular person. Or I can go to this oppressive. insane place and be the king.

That's such a good would you rather. Right. No, but really think this through. Like, would you rather be just a rich, spoiled, quote, nobody in Switzerland, in Western Europe where you have this money, private car? No, but that's the thing. That's not the would you rather. Because if you are staying, you're not supported.

Oh, I see, I see. You're a regular person now. Fuck. The reason he was chauffered and all that is because you're you're not supported. you're still in. You're still under the protection of, okay. Or do you go back to your shitty country and oppress millions of people and be a piece of shit dictator? And not just to press them, but like you throw people in labor camps and then you throw their relatives in there and you have them, they die and you're like, fuck them. I don't know. To your fellow country. Yeah.

It's an easy choice. It's so easy. When you put it like that. Yeah. Yeah. You would definitely choose South Korean, I mean, North Korean dictator. Fuck no, dude. You wouldn't choose being a dictator? Fuck no. No way. You'd rather be a poor, geeky Asian kid in Switzerland. Yes. Or anywhere else. Same. Yes. Because I know what the world is like. Yeah. I don't want to be anywhere near that shit, man. Well, what's really messed up, but here's the thing you're not even thinking about is that within the confines of your palace, you're still living your best life. You just have to put your head on the pillow at night knowing that you're responsible for starving and killing the population. You kind of flipped it on me.

Yeah. So you get to meet Dennis Rodman. That's right. You get to have a basketball court in your palace. You're eating McDonald's. You're fine. Right. You still have the chef and all the...

Yeah. Your life is cool. But you just... Everyone else suffers. I mean, it's cool in here. Yeah. Never mind. Right?

I have AC. I got a pool. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, you kind of... I didn't really think about it like that. Just don't go outside. Duh. Don't look out the window, dummy.

Too hot outside anyway. It's so hot in Korea in the summertime. Dude. Holy shit, that's hot. Yeah. It's worse than Texas. You ever seen that aerial shot from space? You know, you can see at night, you can see like regions get lit up.

Yes, yes, yes. So Seoul is this obviously very thriving, technologically advanced city. You see, and then you can see Pyongyang and North Korea and it's just all dark because they have like. Rolling blackouts because he can't. So it's dark and then the rest and then South Korea is bright. it's just because he wants it that way. If the shots from space are real,

let me point out. If we can even get there. Supposedly, fucking Artemis is going around the moon right now, but that's from NASA, who I don't fucking believe shit. You take the letters in NASA, you just throw a T in there.

It's Satan. You know what I mean? That's right. I'm sure those guys are up fucking flying around the moon right now. Yeah, real believable. Love that one. Well, I will tell you one thing, Tom. What?

Playing Satan's advocate. Yeah. They haven't, they haven't landed on the moon since 1962. No fucking shit. And guess what? We didn't land there in 62 either. Stanley Kubrick. It's not 69, I think.

Yeah. No, but I'm being serious. Like, we haven't, right? Like, I'm not one of these people that's deep into it. What do we need there, though? Just to just to, just to, just to, just to pacify the people that say we haven't. Like, what do we need? Because you have to keep the flag of flying.

That's why they're just like, I get that flag. You got to straighten it out, dummy. Yeah, that's a good idea. Hey, let's spend $4.5 billion getting that flag. Can we get a bigger flag up there? The flag needs to wave. I'm surprised he didn't go.

That flag is so small. Let's go up there with a fucking huge flag. We need to build Trump towers on the moon. Yeah, I don't know. We could live on the moon. Look, enough of this bullshit. I want my fucking, the lovely and just incredible.

incredible listeners and supporters of the show who have been with us for so long and we wouldn't be anywhere without you. I don't want anything bad to happen to you guys. So just remember that it is tax day. Once a month, I wash my head. And this is one of those times. And I wash it here. He's so good. The hair is so good. This is Mike the tax guy, Mike Fideli, from Miami. It's important that you fucking pay your taxes. That's why I brought them up. A couple other things. The hair is absolutely incredible.

It's amazing. It's incredible when it's dry. It's incredible when it's wet. In a ponytail, when it's down, when it's up. Amazing. He washes it once a month. I don't have hair, so I don't even know. Some women practice that.

It's supposed to be healthier for you. I find it unbearable. Does that strip it? Because it strips out oil. The oil. The natural oils. Right, right. But you have that with your beard, too.

You want to maintain the oils. Right. Right. And it gets dry. Yeah, I understand that. Shit's about to go down. It's like one of the worst things that could happen to you. Oh my God.

Get your shit together. It's coming. No! Are you serious? What do you do? Help of that. What? I'm about to come.

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Very lean. He likes to show you, too. He could have done just a chest up angle. He could have. The real move, and I'm surprised he didn't do this, is to lose the shorts and just tease what's, you know what I mean? So that people can see the V going down. And they go, what's up with those cum gutters?

and then you know what I mean like you see them I know but you but you don't show but you allude to it but he wore shorts which was an interest I didn't think he would be a shorts guy for this same and in the shower I thought he would go on Aitrell because he is taking a shower he's taking a shower and we're like we have shorts on in the shower it's crazy I mean he went to the trouble of angling the camera you may as well just just angle it up like another inch and a half but then have everyone go like this oh in the video you know yeah but again I'm not doing this this, I mean, I'm obviously, any questions? I'm just doing this to remind people that, you know,

Mike's an account and you need to pay your taxes. That's all. Okay. What's up? Just looking at his life, dude. F-Each-24, age 22, any questions? Did it think so? I love that. I love the first comment. It's been a couple for seven years now, and you're like, hold on, since she was 15? That's great. Whoops. Yeah. That is really great. Plus, you can share the same clothes win.

Mm-hmm. Yep. Oh, no. Oh, boy. No. Ooh, I love counting cash. Fuck yeah, bro. It's probably the music, right?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. How did you know? I just, I mean, that's just a guy, moot. It's a kind of guy again. It's the kind of guy. If you're sitting in your car, making a video of yourself count in cash, you're probably doing it to music.

Yeah. Yeah. That was really cool that you knew that. I'm guessing, too, not saying this is about Mike, but a lot of guys will put the big bills around the smaller bills. You've told me that. They're like, I got so much cash here. And you're like, there's like 90 ones there.

Okay. Well, hold on. He's aggressive, defensible. Yeah, okay. But then do you see the picture of him with like Somali orphans? Hold on, hold on. Go back to that picture. Go back to that picture.

Can you read the names of the women in that picture? Masiel Supranat. Monsieur Thomas, Mallory Van Horn, Lynette Fernandez. Do you think those are real names? Are those real names? Yeah, Tom, they're from different places in the world. Does those feel like real names? No.

Maciel Supranet? Supranet. I mean, the Nysura's one that sounds real. Mallory Van Horn? Van Horn. I don't know. Yeah, it's a little. Mallory, too.

That's kind of... It doesn't feel real. It doesn't feel real to me. No. She's like 20. Her name should be Skyler. Mm-hmm. Caitlin.

I don't buy it. No, there's no Mallory's. Lynette. That's an old-ass name. That's like a bitch, my name. My age is Lynette. That's a very old lady name. Old name.

Yeah. You posted a video and I want to know what was your thinking behind this. Oh. Why did you post this? Yeah. I like fitness, Tom. I don't know about you, but I like to exercise. Also, you know what I really like?

What? Or when people work out and post it online to let me know that they've worked out. And I just want to motivate other people. Like, he's just getting it in, getting, getting to the gym. I like that. Yeah. What do you think? I mean, I had seen this guy in your stories.

And then I saw it here I was like oh this must mean something to you Well of course I mean it's got all the cool guy things You've got the right angle The lighting is fantastic There's TV in the background What's he watching? Rachel Maddow, probably not

No I don't think he's a maddow guy I don't think so I don't think so This I saw this and I sent this in Did you see this? Oh oh Have you seen this? Okay look at this Her kids would love this

Look at how he feeds this line Oh, he up the shod. Oh. Idiot. Bro. Squish the chicken through the grate. Also, that's the system? The system is you go up to the crate, you slide it open for a lion.

You don't have like another door, something that you can drop food into? He's like, you slide it open. You throw it in. Then you slide it close. That could never go wrong. Let's see it again. The lion's like, do I want the little chicken or the big motherfucking chicken? I don't know.

You can't dangle rum. This is crazy. Okay, so look how calm it is. She's like, all right. Look, it's sticking too. It's sticking. The door is sticking. By the way, you know, you know that if you were visiting and you're like, where should I stand?

They're like, just fucking come here. Come here. No, we do this every, just stand right here. Like right here? Stand here while they're like, this is what we do. And then when this goes sideways, they're like, yeah, we didn't think that was going to happen. Yeah, of course. So right now the lion grabs his hand.

Yeah, of course. And then he's just like, I'll smack that hand off. And then the lion's like, how about I open the door? Well, not only that, look, there's other crates full of raw skinless chickens all around. I know. This is the craziest system. Let's see. It's, but listen, can I tell you story?

Yeah, go ahead. I was in Australia doing road rules. They took us to a crocodile farm And they cut up pigs Or dead pigs, right? They cut them up Put the pieces in a wheelbarrow And this fucking crazy guy

I was like, I had time to fade the crocs And we walked in a like a little strip of land In between the two water places Where the crocs were And he would just take a wheelbarrow Full of fresh dead pig And throw it into the water And they all come up in a frenzy

And you're like, yeah and they trust Just trust. Well, they don't actually. They don't. There's an interesting thing about reptiles and crocs and gaiters. They're incapable of forming that bond. So all it's about is that person becomes such an expert in their behavior. And they have to 100% of the time be aware of their surroundings and what type of mood and what setting is going on.

Because in an instant, gators and crocs can just go like, It's eating time. Yeah. In an instant. There's never a time where they go, this is my caretaker. Never. I know. And I same with the lion apparently, though.

No, but lions actually are capable. They're mammals. And specifically in the big cat world, they can form those bonds. God, but a gator and a crock will never. No love in their heart. There's not even one moment where they'll be like, they'll just be like, if you have it here and you just turn and it's like, I have a, and eating it's it they don't give a fuck yeah ever this guy is still feeding his his

lines the same way as from when this happened what yeah he still does it this way the sticky rickety gate he's just like behavior stuff we'll see all these would these lions would all be dead by the way if they weren't in this because they don't know how to hunt anymore you know I think they figure it out right no you don't think they learn intuitively not in captivity just open the door bro it's fucking crazy that you think of that roar no it's terrifying he's standing on its hind legs was to kill him that um you know that roar like not so much in your in your ears but you're when you're around it, it actually completely disturbs your nervous system.

Like it's not even under your control. If you hear it in person, your actual nervous system takes over and goes, you're going to die. Run. Do you just shit your band? You just feel it. It's so, it's so terrifying. See, I'd imagine it would be nice. Like when your cat purrs.

Uh-uh. Not that shit. No. It's really disruptive Yeah, it's Murderous No good No, bueno

Uh-uh Murder Fucking A man Oh dude, these fools So he'll Shoko Shogat Yeah, this guy I really don't know

Why they wouldn't go Let's just build Slots Babe Let's just cut a hole That we drop stuff into No You know

It's not how these fools Think man How do they think? They don't Hey, would you homosexual men please stop trying to contact me on WhatsApp and signal? Please. I'm not interested. You homosexual men, please stop trying to contact me on WhatsApp and signal.

Please. All right. I just want to know. I know that there are gay men that are listening and watching this show. Yeah. How about you leave this guy the fuck alone? How about you stop harassing people? Please.

I just wanted to stand up for him. I know. He's so good looking this guy. Yeah. That's what I was thinking. Yeah. I mean, if you were gay, wouldn't you really be? You asked me, what would be my gay type?

Here's the thing. I didn't think you were going to put it in the folder. Here's the thing, though. Here's what's interesting. Is that signal and WhatsApp, don't you have to give people that information for them to reach out. It's not like, Christina, you just solved this

this crime, yeah. Yeah, you don't just hit people up. Yeah, you can't. Whoa, look, that top one is. Look at that hair. He is like, almost like Mike Fidelity hair. That's fucking nice. Great. What's that, sir? Oh, is

making music? What's he saying? I got a rather string. Oh, look at those fingernails. Looking clean. You like that? Love. Love.

Love you. Love me. Tell me it sounds good, bad. Sounds lovely and good, dude. Fuck you. Okay, okay. That's a cool handle. The handle's cool. P80233721, gmail.com, underscore KOTN underscore FPR.

That's a fucking really rad handle for social media. Hey, follow me. What's your, where do I, what do I type in? Well, it's simple. Do you have an hour? Jesus Christ. man. Look at his

youth college four years from music under Hollywood for four years then the rest look where it's got me now

it's like well that was fucking stupid and also I would argue it's been a little longer than eight years

since college I don't think so he looks like he's about 29 I don't think he just spent four years in L.A.

recently. There's a lot of stuff in this room Oh what is that is that a baby Walker thing? No what is it?

What I did Oh, life. You got an amp? Wala. What did you do? What I did. Look what I did. I moved my amp behind the couch.

Is that the fucking thing you did today? Wala. Wala. Wow. That was a big day. Hell yeah, dude. He was probably, he probably made like six videos. He was like, I don't know where to put this.

And then someone was like, put it behind the couch. What's the one with text on it? The bug and the iguana have been drinking. Oh, no. Fucking lush in it. Kitty bug. It's a cool photo. It really does

drunk and iguana. Let people know what you're seeing. Bug and the iguana have been drinking for the past two and a half days. Okay. I'm assuming he has a pet iguana in that house, loose probably. Aren't you seeing it? It's in the photo. I'm sure the iguana is properly kept in a glass.

There's no way this guy skips on anything. Yeah. There's an iguana. It's all by the book. Crawling on his face in the middle of the night. A lot of Alabama. That thing has made an appearance many times. Does he say stuff in those?

Oh, look, he's got his phone numbers out. Oh, shit. Don't fucking do that. God damn it. What is? That looks old, though. Yeah. Those are old numbers with no area code.

Wait a minute. Scroll up, scroll up. What is on the Bama? Does he say stuff in the Bama stuff? Like, is it just... Obviously, I'm bored. Yeah. Okay.

I mean, I haven't run out of ideas. No. I just don't know if any more good or not. Yeah, that happens. I don't really have any props. Oh, geez. I'm not Gallagher. Or carrot top.

Where's the amp? My dog's kicking it by the door. Oh, wait a minute. This is what a guitar player's shoes look like. That's not true. No. There's a sock there, too, that looks pretty cool.

But where's the amp? There. There's all my fucking props. Obviously, I'm bored. All right. What's with the phone numbers? Let's just watch it. These are people have died.

Pat, her nickname was Kitty. I told Kitty I had a friend named Kitty before. 1980. No, 1990, that's wrong? Randy Smith in the Smith and Western Band. Okay. Oh, okay. Oh, these are his famous friends.

Pat, her nickname was Kitty. That's the whole video? Yeah. You know, he knows these are famous guys, Tom. You don't want to show this on the internet. He just did. He just did. Well, I'll tell you what, P80, 23,

3372.1 at gmail.com. It was nice to get to know you today. This is kind of, I can't wait to revisit this. This was actually really cool. This was really cool. I'm excited about it. I'm excited about it. It's fucking insane, bro.

God, I love, I love how debased the internet got. I love it. I can't wait for another thing to come out where people can just get really weird. Like TikTok, yeah. I've kind of over. it not no no it's not breaking news I'm not but I'm just saying there's not enough realness on there it's getting cleaned up before before we take a break yeah what is

the I see here that there's a fan submitted Pizzisky effect oh oh what is it how did you say my last name Pajitsky effect sorry Pajitsky you said Pizzisky I mean because it's written that way here you read that's the problem it was written that way it better be no it was written Pizzitsky instead of Pajitsky okay all right I'll forgive it all right here we go. Pajiski effect. Dear Tad and Christine, I just had my very first Pashiski effect

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Thank you. I would also like to add, I would also like to take this opportunity to confirm that farts do, in fact, push the shit out. As mentioned, I was on my bidet the other day, having a real time of it. And all of a sudden, a little fart bubble came from behind and launched that caca out like a rocket. Isn't science beautiful? Love to you and the crew, keep them high and tight. That is an amazing. I love that this is a woman.

It's always my favorite. It is, I gotta say, it's a lady. There's something that really brings people together when somebody, like, tells you a Pichiski effect. And inside you're like, I know that feeling. Yeah. Because that one really resonates with me. Oh, I still, I just started doing that myself. I just put the hook in next to my shower

so I can, oh, you're going to throw that on the floor? No, it's a trash can. You got to swallow it. Don't waste that. That's good fiber. I will say that like, there's so many times it's like where, there's just nowhere to put this towel. I've done this so many times.

Where do you put it on the floor or by the sink? No, by the sink on the floor. I've done it the floor. I'll leave it on the floor? I'll leave it on the rug, you know? I'll be like, oh, fuck. The most common one I think is if, there's a shower door, you hang it over there.

I would never, that's the stupidest one, because then it gets wet. Why would it get wet? Why? Because you're in the shower bed. Yeah, it doesn't have to get wet though if you position the water. I would. For some reason, I'm done and there's water. Yeah, but you don't really have a chance to come. You were the one who was like, you know, I don't really dry off after showers. I don't even know how this affects you. And you know what? I did for a while and now I'm back to not fully drying up. Why? Because I was, now I like to stand there and I fan myself to get the last remnants of the wetness. I don't like it. I don't like drying.

myself. I don't understand what's happening. I don't either, but I still don't dry myself fully. I don't enjoy it. Okay, can I tell you my Pichitsky effect? Yeah, of course. Okay, you know for the longest time, you and I have wondered what the allure is to wearing a sun visor. Why would anybody... A visor, yes. NAM had a sun visor. Is it a sun visor? That's what I was taught as sun visor. Is it a visor or a visor? I mean, I think both are correct. Thank you. Yours is technically correct. Nobody's like, do you guys sell sun visors here? I say sun visor.

You don't say that? Okay, well, anyway. Do you guys say sun visor or visor? Probably visor. Yeah, visor. I feel like I've never said the word. Right, you're black. Black people are not like, who's got the visors?

Yeah, visors are gay. So visors, generally, sun vizers are worn by mostly ladies walking, right? So anyways, I like to wear a straw hat in sunny climates, but you know what it does? when you went a full sunny hat. What? Makes your head sweat. Now your head's all sweaty. And I thought to myself, I thought to myself, I said self, you know what I could really use right now?

A sun visor. Thank you. Did you get one? No, never. It's a stupidest fucking thing in the world because then your head gets burned up. No, it's stupid. But I understand the allure. Do you remember Carlin's bit about that?

No. He's like people who wear visors. He's like, it's not even a, it's like it's not a fucking full hat. He's like, what you should do is you get a visor and then you get one of them Jewish hats. Now you've got a full fucking hat. He called it Jewish hats. There you go. Yeah.

But it prevents the sweatiness from what I can. That's what you gather from it? That's what I think. I mean, write in and tell us, why would you wear a visor? You know what you pull it? You know who I see wearing visors? White ladies. The other, some college football coaches.

Head coaches. Some of them will wear, I swear to you. There are head coaches that wear visors regularly. Really? Kirby Smart comes to mind. Let's see some Sunvisors on these guys. I'm putting college football coaches wearing visors. I'm telling you, I've seen it a number of times.

I know why, because it has the school logo on it and it's free. Those two have it on. Yeah, you're right. White guys. Old white guys love sun visors. Look these guys. They love it. Yep.

Did your dad wear a Sunvisors? No, fuck no. Why would you wear this? A lot of these guys wearing visors, dude. Yeah. Doesn't Kirby wear one every time, though? Kirby's smart Let's see if he wears

He always has a fucking visor on Yeah He loves the visor Yeah And he never is not wearing a visor dude It's weird It's a weird choice I just realized that

I'm like why are these guys Always wearing visors dude I mean I wore them when I was a little kid And I didn't know any better But I remember being like Dude my head's on fire It would be really funny to hear him Or one of them quote Carlin

And be like got me this I'm getting me one of them Jew hats Now I got myself full fucking hat All right I'll see y'all Go dogs You gonna get run out of there Cancelled Yeah

Actually down there They'd be like Yeah Fuck it man Get you Jew hat Kirby That's true All right Let's take a quick break

Okay We'll be right back I'm a water park kid So like Yeah I want the you know You have good water parks near you Back in the day

I felt they were Yeah Yeah I feel like if I went today I'd go Oh this is not what it used to be Yeah I went to a water park

for the first time in like, I don't know, in a long time, like last year. And I was, it was, remind me, I was like, oh, I forgot how disgusting it is. And unsanitary. Yeah. It's so foul. Which one did you, was this with your other family? With the family that I have in Utah. And, no, this was what we were all, the indoor place.

Which one is a Schlitterbond? Oh, that is. I didn't want to say that. I didn't want a shit. I didn't want a shit on the business. No, no, no. Shlervon's the outdoor one, which is massive. Yeah.

But it also looks like everybody's out on. parole, if you know what I mean? Like the clientele's rough. You know, throat tattoos. Rough. Have you ever seen the documentary on Action Park? Uh-uh. That's a water park where you, all those things, all those ingredients were in that pot,

including engineering choices. They had a slide that did a full 360 that obviously didn't work. In a water park? Yeah, Action Park. There it is. That's wrap. It's a very delicate way of saying that, by the way. Engineering choices.

But yeah, Action Park didn't make it. It had like a resurgence. My water part growing up was white water and E. coli hit it. Of course. That's where white waters, we stopped going. You know how you have, I don't know if you have this, but I have, there's people who you are automatically assigned to when you look at reels on Instagram of who you send. So like if there's a death, something like a murder or something, I send it to Rogan or Connor. If it's gay, I send it to Chris DeStefano.

If it's a severely mentally disabled person, I send it to Christina. And then if it's a theme park disaster, I send it to Ryan Sickler. Yeah? Yeah, you just have like these autumn. You know that's their flavor. I'm like, this is our thing. And the thing, like, as soon as you talk about theme park, and I immediately think about when you see,

you see these types of like roller coasters or theme park things in a third world. country right away I'm like this going to be bad and as soon as you open it you see um engineering choices yep that were made you're like this doesn't seem plot and then you just see a thing collapse with like fucking a hundred people on it and you're like holy shit I'm a big park guy I don't think any of it's safe really no yeah I even the most locked up what we know and trust our whole lives yeah it's a risk right it's a risk yeah still go though oh yeah oh so there's there's one for example just at Universal Islands of Adventure Veloccoaster, which I just told everyone,

that's unsafe. Let me see it. There's a part where in my lifetime, or in our lifetime, I feel like it's going to go over the shoulder eventually because it's just over the lap. But it literally turns you. Yeah, that one to me.

And that's only a lap bar? Yeah, and it's only lap. And I told everyone, and they were not loving my response. I'm like, I think that's unsafe. Let's ride again. But I think I'm going to say, I think it's unsafe, guys.

And you know, like, every year a couple of things happen on these rides. Yeah, look. Just laugh? Yeah. That's so dangerous. I get it that, oh, it moves so fast or whatever the engineering choices are. But it just, you know, it looks unsafe. Every year, this happens usually a couple times, which is somebody is too small.

Yeah. And a disaster happens or someone is too big. And on both times, the theme part goes, yeah, I know. Like, sorry. That happens. Well, they didn't follow the rules, right? We didn't know he was that small, and we thought he wasn't too big. And anyway, we're going to close for tomorrow.

But on Saturday, we're back with discounts. If you want to come and get the new corn dog that's wrapped in whipped cream. Come on down. Yeah, they don't give a shit. Worst part is no one says, I'm not going. No. It's more a matter of, oh, it wasn't open. They had a massive accident yesterday.

It'll be open tomorrow. Oh, go, yeah. That's a risk. And you know what? The fun will continue. You know what? We need to start cultivating more. amusement park ride malfunctioned videos.

I think this could be a whole new lane for us. That and SunVisor merch. Really a whole new area. How do you feel about a visor? Do you ever wear a visor? A sun visor as in this? A what? A what?

A what? Sun visor, right? Is that what they're called? See how he said is that? Because most people call it just what? Usenem. What did most people call it? You're talking about like the hat, correct? That is called a...

The sun visor actually, yeah. But do you normally refer to as that or a visor? I'm not, I'm not lying. I do normally, that would be referred to as a sun visor. Get the fuck out of here. True American hero. Thank you, Cote. The closest thing is like what the guy has at the casino.

Like the casino has. Yes, you're right. That's a visor. That's a visor. That's a visor. I've never worn a visor. I think either. Actually, no.

There's some pictures of me in high school. Where anyone? That boy band era. where you've got poopishel necklace. You don't even know what you have on anymore. There's definitely, I got a visor on somewhere. And I bet you it's not on right. I got a visor on somewhere.

I bet you it's on sideways. Sideways or some. Yeah. Well, you were like, I don't know, black people are cool. I get it. Like there's a whole thing happening. Yeah, the coolest. Yeah, no.

Okay. But that's a fashion. Before we get too far, though, we should plug the big thing. I mean, WrestleMania 42 is coming up. I love how this all went. I didn't even know we were still on. Oh, we've been rolling. I love that.

Yeah, dude. What a great, that's great. Yeah, dude. Thanks for having me. So you thought like, all right, you ready to go? Would start now? No, I think I got it a few moments ago. Oh, we're in it.

We're in now. Once you start talking about Sunvisors. Well, look. I fucking knew it. We're here with the champ champ. We should point that out. Cody Rhodes is going to defend his title. You're going to defend your title.

What? Against Randy Orden, WrestleMania 42, Saturday, April 18th at Allegiance Stadium in Las Vegas. both nights of WrestleMania 42 will stream on the ESPN app exclusively for fans with the ESPN Unlimited Plan on April 18th and April 19th

so make your plans and get ready it's going to be a wild show Oh my gosh, Allegiance Stadium's amazing by the way That's where the Raiders play, right? Raiders are there and we did Russellmania there last year, Russell John Cena last year in Allegiance Stadium. Did you see him?

I did see him. I saw he was right in my face. The only thing when I I think about going this year and such an amazing event for WWE last year is he beat me for the WWE title. And also I was a bit of what we call on an away game because here he is. He's going for the record. He's a legend.

There's a lot of nostalgia and respect. So I was happy. I was understanding I'll probably be heavily booed even though I am technically a good guy. That's fine. I think we're going into it again. Again. Which I love because I'm back. Title with me again.

It's kind of a little under the. breath like is it kind of is it kind of though fun once you accept booze you know what i mean like no one like if you ask people what would you rather have in life cheers or booze like cheers cheers cheers cheers feel good yeah but in the sport when you're like you know what fucking boo me then like does that like you know what i mean do you lean it like yeah it's just fucking boo then i'm about the leaning in kind of the prince halftime show when it starts raining and he's saying can it rain more you know i tully blanchard famous wrestler from austin Texas, actually. His whole thing was as long as they're the loudest, the longest, you guys do your

thing. But I'll say this, when it first started for me in my career, I wasn't even in WGB at the time when the first inklings of that started coming in and there was a bit of an adversarial reaction, even though you thought, oh, well, I was the good guy. Okay. It got me then. I felt like I was lying when I said, no, no, it doesn't bother me. I think it got me. It got under, whereas today, It's the most fun thing ever. To get food. I love to go the other way on nights that you're a conquering hero. Texas, for example, Florida, there are some spaces that just won't do it.

They're about, hey, that's our guy. That's, but certain spots and certain people you're up against. And Randy is, he's also kind of at the, I don't know, I wouldn't say the end of his career because he could go for five more years if he wanted to. But his legacy, his run, that's somebody you want to see. And this is his first WrestleMania main event quite some time. Yeah. So I'm expecting it. I say that and then sometimes it's a little in the middle, which I love to split. That's fun. Yeah, because then you got to either win them over or goes the other way. The thing if they do like for Sina for years, it was let's go Sina Sina sucks. And I got a little bit of that coming out of our international tour. The first time I heard like let's go Cody. Cody sucks. And I thought, oh wow. I'm not mad at that. Yeah. I'm not. And it's less about earning the ones over on the that side and more about I'm just going to the one. The one. one's on my side.

Yes. I got you guys. You know, it's not the same thing. It just reminded me this thing that I had believed for years. Yeah. And then I just saw a clip of Steve Martin talking about it. So I was like, oh, I think my instinct was right. Yeah.

He was in this clip talking about stand-up and he says to the people who are basically, I think he's giving like a master class. He goes, don't look at the audience. He goes, don't look at the audience because you can be on stage in front of 15,000 people. Yeah. And just hear roars of laughter. And when you start looking, you'll look at the person who's going like. Yeah.

And then you're like, why am I thinking about this? This one guy. I should be thinking about what feels good about this. I'd spin it in terms of I will, I can see the. The faces. I can see the one who may not be buying it. Yeah. But then typically it's the kiddo who is all on the edge of their seat.

And that's a fun moment, especially as a baby face in wrestling, where you can look at them and kind of let them know, I'm gonna get up. You know, without saying it, I'm gonna be okay. Where they can, you know, where you see that they're worried. They're worried if they start, you know, hitting their feet or clapping or whatever.

That is a big part of the pro wrestling. Generally, our show is 100%. We need them. They are part of the band. So anyone, anytime you're in there and you're, oh, we did this and it was awesome. And I landed on my feet and you flipped me over.

But then we didn't interact with them at all. We missed the job. Yeah. So I try a lot to catch the ones who are just really enamored in it and go that way. My brother, on the other hand, will try and get the one guy who is not interested. And he will short of killing himself, do everything in his possibilities to get that one guy to be, all right, I'm into this now. That to me, I'm like, eh. You just described me and Burt. Yeah, that's pretty wild. Yeah? You mentioned Steve Martin, by the way.

Yeah. So are you a big Steve Martin guy? I mean, I just think he's an incredible legend talent, yeah. My dad used to have a wrestling school in Georgia, and this was such a crazy thing for prospective wrestlers who would come in. They'd come in, I want to be a wrestler. I'm going to be this character. And my dad would ask him, have they ever seen the movie Leap of Faith?

Have you seen Leap of Faith? Steve Martin movie? Maybe I have, but it's been a long time. I think most Steve Martin people wouldn't, it's not. really his speed it's not a comedy it's it's oh yeah I remember this yeah years ago but yes the reason he has him watch it uh-huh it is pro wrestling oh the performance sheriff comes to town you know this isn't real but that's not what we were selling we were your feeling is real yeah you're that that moment because it's a leap of faith is they find someone at the door they put

him in a wheelchair he brings him on stage it's like they can walk and it's a a whole, it's a performance whole bit, but everyone there benefited from the Liam Neeson's in it. It's just an incredible, I don't know if most prospective wrestlers would get why he would ask them to watch this movie, but I always used to laugh. You'd tell him literally leave. Watch that movie come back tomorrow. Well, I dated a gentleman before I met my lovely husband who was really into wrestling and I got to go to an event. And I was like, why are you in? And I was like, Why are you into this stupid shit, man? And he's like, well, don't you get it?

It's just good versus evil over and over again. It's the good guy versus the bad guy. And the fans are so dedicated to their guy. And they come dressed up like their guy and this and that. And then you see it. Yeah, it's just energy. It's an expelling of energy, a transference. You're the good guy.

You're the bad guy. I don't know. I mean, it's fun. I think it's fun. Did you find anyone you liked? Yeah, I like The Undertaker because he's goth of shit. And I was like, that's kind of. And again, I drink a lot of beer

and I had a good time. You had the perfect experience. Of course. I love the Undertaker. Has he been on? Yeah. Fucking Mark came on here. Yeah.

Have you had Undertaker on here? Not your mom's house? He came on two bears. He came on two bears. Now that he's able to talk, it's like he was embargoed for years where he couldn't tell all these stories about it. It was amazing, dude.

He's so special. He's amazing. Yeah, I tell people, and I mentioned it a lot, but at WrestleMania 40, he came in the ring to help me. me. He evens the score. It's like the old sheriff comes to town. But it's all magic to me already. I grew up in it. It feels very real, no matter how silly the gig can get sometimes. He rolls in, choke slams the rock. He looks over at me. It's right here. And right before we did a blackout for him

to leave because the Undertaker just never, he doesn't just walk to the ring. Yeah, of course. He's magic. He looked at me and he winked. And then the lights went out. And I thought, the fuck is magic like everything else that the undertaker's as real as it gets it was just a really special moment i was so happy that he wanted to do it because this was also like everybody a fucking like gentleman yeah it's really just like an incredible guy yeah he was really uh during uh my time coming up in the wrestling and this i started on the roster 2008 and he was the locker room leader more than anything i i i we all knew he was undertaker who's awesome his matches, his storylines, his angles were great. But more for us, he said at the monitor,

if you weren't watching the matches that were happening on the live events, he'd ask you why you weren't. He'd talk to you, but he wasn't, he was a really good coach. It was never, it wasn't friendly friendly, but it wasn't overly negative reinforcement. Like you said, just a gentleman. Clearly had been brought up well, had played enough team sports to know how this functions. And I'd also wrestled enough terrible wrestlers to go, hey, This is how we can make this work. What makes a terrible wrestler? Gosh.

Who are you thinking of right now? Yeah, tell us. Terrible wrestler. Who am I think? I think what makes for a terrible wrestler is there, their difference between us talking right now and when we go out there. That's actually, so there have been many wrestlers who I've met, I've been like, yeah, you know, because that's what we want.

They're using all the vernacular. I'll get the gimmick and there's going to be great heat off this and the crowd's going to swell. You make your comeback and then we'll do a shotgun finish and we'll head home. Like they're using all the. Yes. Yes. Yeah, you're in. And then you go out there and it's full like deer in headlights.

They're not able to put the two together. They actually knew what they were talking about. They did. But they can't execute it. But they couldn't execute it. They couldn't perform in front of a live crowd and they couldn't pivot. And today you have to pivot. The crowd never does what we anticipate they're going to do anymore.

They're all over the place. Do you mean pivot as in during the match, break from the plan? Like break from whatever we're going to do? Yeah. Really? If we're dancing and they are not buying this element of it, we have to make a change. Otherwise, this is a massive disservice to them? And is that with an experienced wrestler, is that just a look and you just kind of do it?

Or is like, do you have to exchange words as you're wrapped up of like, we're switching this up? Well, every wrestler who's, I guess, good in terms of they can communicate in their well. And one of the things people forget all the time, I don't have to tell you, hey, please stop kicking me or whatever it is. I can tell the ref. The third man in there is a huge part of that. I can tell the ref. Also, we've got great producers backstage who can help, hey, this, take them out of that, switch, do whatever it may be, can give directive. But when it's really good, you don't even have to say it.

Wow. Yeah. When it's real, wait, but how often does a pivot like a real pivot have to happen for a match? Well, it's pivoting. Sorry, if this is so nuanced. No. It's pivoting in, I don't ever want to change fundamentally who I am as a character. So I like to make the right decisions as a character.

That's typically what I'm offered is the right decisions. I'll give you an example. Stephanie McMahon, she's getting ready to go in the WW Hall of Fame. Wonderful person has taught me a lot. We had a promo in the ring the other night. where I turned her around, I told her I got two words for you, which is her husband's famous saying,

but instead of saying, suck it, I said, thank you from the speech she had given me. That crowd wanted to hear suck it, and they wanted to hear, they wanted violence.

She was basically egging me on. You've got to be more. Otherwise, Randy's going to beat you. And it was really, really great education in real time. So those are choices I can't pivot on

because I'm okay with them not liking that because I am loyal to me as a character. I'm not going to flip flop to where I'm consistent for them as an audience. They know he's going to make the right decision. In the ring, though, we're fighting each other.

Right. Right? If they're into the idea of you beat me up, keep beat me up. If they're not in the idea of me on topple, that's an area where we can switch where we don't have to fundamentally change characters. Okay.

If that makes any sense, right? That in the ring, it's supposed to be, we're based in sport, even though it's sports entertainment, but two guys, and their underwear beating each other up. Let me ask you something that's also, I think, specific to this audience.

How bad do some people smell? Oh, my God. What a great question. Man, that's a great question. I don't know if we have any current smellers where it's, where it's, but back in the day when there were Friday, Saturday, Sunday show

and then Monday TV, you could tell the ones who didn't take their gear out of their bag. Wow. Because you got to do the thing when you get into the hotel room, you take your gear out, you hang in on the lampshade, you lay your knee pads out, you lay like you lay it breathe, let it breathe, yeah. Bring the Fabrese even or bring multiple sets of gear. Yeah, what are crazy concepts, yeah. Billion dollar company, you know, you don't have to have the same set of tights. Uh, so you could tell the ones who didn't and that you'd be surprised. Here's, what we might surprise you. Most wrestlers smell amazing. No. Really? Because think of it.

We're going to go out there. We're half naked. And we're, we're. in each other's face. I'd say this is probably men and women. I douse myself in Cologne. You'll see a lot of the old-timey wrestlers. They'd be in their trunks and their t-shirts. They'll go and they'll brush their teeth right before the match. Yeah, I hope I'm not giving too much.

It's nice. I think it's more of a respect for the... We're going to go out there. We're probably going to punch each other in the face. A couple are going to slip through, no doubt. Does anything gross ever happen in a match? Yeah. What's the grossest thing?

I mean the grossest thing that can happen in the match is if you shit yourself. Yeah. That's, and that's, that happens. Have you? I have never. But I was once told I had food poisoning. And I was once told by Bray Mysterio so kindly, he's like, oh, when you get out there, the adrenaline will take over. You'll be fine.

Nope. He goes up, flips me over. Immediately, it's coming up. I rolled under the ring, which is a common roll under the ring. And puke in there? Puked every bit out of me, rolled back out, got back into it. Wow. Yeah, the blood gone from my skin, just gray.

Yeah. Under the ring's a safe place to be sick. There have a few, there have been a few defecated in the ring moments. I imagine that farts happen. Oh, all the time, right? Yeah. And it's funny, the bigger the guys, the worst, you know, like they're the legendary, big show. The giant, man.

He was a legendary, stink that ring up. hilarious, like, not even hyperbole, three or four rows. Wow. Could smell a, could smell a big show, big fun. Yeah, you know. But I think he's a great picture. Like, he's such a great guy. It looks like, you think you can fart?

Yeah, yeah. But he was, I think he has a legendary. Andre the Giant also is a legendary fart. Yeah, that's, that's a thing. Come on now. Yeah. I one time, I slammed a guy, and he, he shit himself. Damn.

And I heard it, which was even made it even weirder. Like smelling it kind of like, what's that? He, he, that happened, but I heard like the, like the noise. Yeah. And then it started to smell. And this was at a place in England called Mindhead, which is Butlins, which is a kids camp. So we're in a big circus type tint. So this wasn't the, this was a lot of Gaga, fun matches, not the high stakes.

But the funny part was like a cartoon, he got right up. up and the finish was him kneeing me in the head, I think. He got right up and he put the knee and gave it to me, covered me real quick, and then grabbed his butt and ran to the back like a cartoon. Like, what's going to happen next to the point where I thought, once you've seen somebody like that, we've known everything about each other. Yeah, we're bonded, yeah. So it happens.

Hasn't happened to me yet. It'll happen. You think so? Oh, yeah, it'll happen. How old are you? 40. You're 40. Yeah, 40.

Bro, you look good, man. You look good. up before this that's all jesus little men's grooming is all i look okay though do you you must i'm assuming feel this because when you talk to like uh you know an NBA player yeah there like i just saw this clip of yannis and he was watching himself at 25 and he was like oh i was a beast then and they're like still he's like no but like i could feel yeah watch this clip i remember like how explosive i like do you feel the you know the taxing nature of what you do now where you're like damn like this is wearing on my body. I actually would say reverse except for one example. I feel better than I've

ever been wrestling bell to bell. Maybe just because it took me a real long time. I was not a PED guy. I just naturally tried to get better and bigger and kind of make myself a heavyweight the old school way. And I feel better except one area, jumping. Jumping. There's a thing called a leapfrog where a guy runs underneath you and you leapfrog over him. I still think that it's It's like when I was 22. Oh, yeah. You don't have to duck too much. I got you.

You can feel it. It's not there like it used to be. To the point where if I'm doing a leapfrog, I tell them, please, please duck, duck. Otherwise, this match is over right away. You know, so like Logan Paul, who's really, really good, incredible athlete, his leapfrog was what mine used to be. So it's kind of at that point in your career where you say,

take it out, no more. You don't have to do that leapfrog anymore. You don't have to do that. You don't have to do that. Yeah. How do you survive a pile driver? Which one? Tombstone or old school? Tombstone. I actually know that one. That was one of the guys that I would watch.

Undertaker was Tombstone. Yeah. Yeah. Tombstone is the easier one. Okay. Tombstone because you're up and you drop and the motion of it looks incredibly damaging and maybe a little tap on the head that you don't want too much because that's your neck. Yes, that's why I'm asking how you survive that. Look at that. The other one, which is an old. old school Memphis Jerry Lawler Powell driver, you're really reliant on the thighs. You're reliant on the butt and thighs, believe

or not. See that one? So he's falling on his legs and your head just kind of taps. Your head wants to be in that. And there's always a little tap. If there's not a little tap, we probably especially with HDTV, but very hard to execute, which is why power drivers were banned in WW W&B, minus the Tombstone,

for years. And then Kevin Owens did the package power driver to me, the first Saturday night's main event we had. and that one's pretty damning because he grabs your legs too. You're in a little ball. Yeah, there I am. Look at me.

Look at that face. Yeah. And he brings you down. No control. Hands aren't there. So what are you landing on? You got to really trust somebody. Yeah.

So it was like it could be like sex camp too. Like it looks like it could be. You know what I mean? If you were lovers, this would be like a very erotic thing to do. I think it's safe to say a lot of positions are. In the wrestling space, you could even say if you couldn't,

if there was a language barrier, you could, mean a tombstone you're in a 69 position you know if you needed to explain it yeah but yeah some sexuality there to the to the game yeah yeah yeah yeah but that package bow driver was the first one we'd done in in a long time it looks so scary yeah but that's the you know it's like the roller coasters I know so there's a risk yeah there's a there's a there's a there's a there's a huge risk but w to be you get you know hopefully you're in there were the best of the best and we're all we're all very crazy and

I think a little bit, what's the term, but we like the pain. Yeah. You got to, yeah, so. Do you guys see each other naked in the locker room? Is it like football? I want to say it's a pretty, I haven't, this sounds pretentious, but I haven't been in the locker room in a while because I have a bus. I got my own little locker room.

You know, I know, I know, I know. I'm the champ. Yeah, I've had that for a while. But I don't know if the modern locker room is as naked as the old. The old locker room. Old school locker room was definitely everybody's probably roaming around together, right? Right. Well, so my dad is, there's all these stories about,

because he was also the creative director, the booker of the show. So you'd come to him and ask, what's the finish? What are we doing? He's famous for always being in his cowboy boots and naked while telling them, like, oh, you'll be over on Stinger or whatever it may be. And everyone has a story that they were, I think, a far more naked bunch. But what I'm thinking, wrestling is, I don't know if

comedy is the same, but wrestlers are always working. There's always a bit of wrestling going on. And I think that nakedness, believe it or not, was a disarming tactic. A way of, I'm so confident, something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know, but I don't think, because he wasn't like that around the house. They're never like

totally dropping at all. Just chill, yeah. A guy asked me on a podcast once, And it scared me to death. He said, when are you out of character? Like, when are you not in character? And I thought, I don't know. Because I play me. It'd be easier if I played Spartagus.

Yeah. But I play me. That's a tough question. That is a good question. Yeah. And then you say, you know, are you living, are you living a lie? Like, you know, like, you get caught up in these, like, deep thoughts about it. I've kind of determined when I'm out and when I'm not.

Yeah. But, yeah, a lot of the nakedness, I think that was part of it. That's cool. I think a locker room's got to be naked. I'll go ahead and say that. Well, there's a story about Rodney Dangerfield where he would answer his front door just in a bathrobe. Yeah. Open, too.

Like, I think there's something obviously disarming about seeing a male's genitalia. It immediately takes away any bullshit, right? Yeah. I'm kind of like, oh, well, I guess I'd better obey. Better get to it, right? Whatever we're here to talk about, let's get to it. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know. think if it's a locker room, to me it's weird if guys would be like hiding, right? Well, here's the thing. There's a way, there's a way about you because there's the natural way of like, you're in a locker room and you're changing, you're changing. Right? So if you're changing, you can't, you're like, that's normal to do. It's like, is your thing to stand and talk to people like that? Because that's kind of a choice, right? That is a choice. And there's a, there is like a message with that is like, I'm going to stand and talk to you like this. And then like, are you approaching people as you talk?

Are you staying in your space? Like, there's all these little elements to it that inform the psychology behind it, you know? There was a guy who used to call spots wrestling moves while naked. And I think it was all to make the person so, like, if they're sitting back in the locker room, he'd be in front of them fully just swinging, like, and then you'll back drop me. And I think all of it was to really. Yeah, leave an impression. Yeah, I, yeah, no, that's a lot.

Yeah, yeah, that's it. It's a power. But is it? So like, what's more powerful? If you're, if you're packing or if you're not and you're, oh, is it just the really interesting point? Is it just the confidence of, oh, this guy don't care? Well, because put it this way.

Okay, so here's a deal though. Yeah. If you're, if you open the door, oh, oh, like, are you really going to take the time to assess the size of the guy's junk? I would be too frazzled and taken off. I would not even be like, hey, that's a good one. You're shaken by the person's decision to do that. Right.

You're not, I wouldn't be able to go, well, that was a good sized or. No, no, I agree. I think if I, if someone, that first thing you'd do, it'd be like, what the fuck is happening? Yeah. Like if somebody answered the door that way.

But if you're like, if it's like a coworker and they're talking to, you make a great point. Yeah. Which is like, I almost think the average size or smaller guy who decides to do that you're like, This guy doesn't give a fuck. Yeah.

It's kind of cooler of small. Yeah, he's bold. He's bold. He's, uh, what's his name? My respect. No, what's the punk guy? Gigi Allen. Gigi Allen.

Had no dick. No dick. And he's walking around in public at shows like, hey, motherfucker. And everyone's like, you know, sir. Yeah. I, um, this is going to sound crazy, but you brought it up in terms of it because I went to a doctor recently where I had to pull my pants down for whatever check that was. check that was. And this never have I been made to feel stranger in a place that you're supposed to not. Yeah. This is, but he did what he needed to do, checked me out. And then I had them still down.

And he sat back down and he goes, pull your pants up. What are you doing? Like the way he said it to me, I'm saying, I don't know. I don't know. Like you were enjoying it so much. Made me feel so uncomfortable. I'm like, man, like, you know. You know what happens to me. By the way, every doctors, every time I met a physician, any type of doctor. Whenever it's a medical exam, I've never, like, I've never seen a smaller version of my penis than when I'm at, like, I could take the penis that I have right now. And if you walk me into the next room and like the doctor's there, immediately, it'll be like, let's retract 35%. I'm like, why, what is, I think it's fear. It's fear. It's fear. It's fear. It has that ability to do so. That's, that's, I'm sure a doctor

knows that. I've always said, like, if you think it's small, I promise you, it gets smaller. Because if you go to the doctor with me, it is minuscule. I guess it is fear. I have a, there's a, the group of wrestling fans that are, I would say, not Cody fans. One of the things they get mad at is I often will make a little penis reference to guys I'm wrestling against. Really? Yeah, I've done it more than once to the point where they rightfully so have noticed. There's a pattern here. He goes there a lot. Yeah. So I'm not trying to pull it back. Not everyone needs the... Did little dick thing?

We need to go there, you know? But it's so effective. That's the other thing. We could end this argument real quick. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Just call it out.

Also, it's wrestling. I could be making it up, you know? But also the energy you're given, it seems... It seems I'm not wrong here in this choice. Yeah, right. Why are you so defensive? Yeah, man. Yeah.

And then the other thing, you're getting real hot about that. I don't know. So, yeah. That's cool. There's so much tied to just saying. those words to somebody. Yeah. It's just, it's everything.

Well, today, wrestling promos, everyone wants a cutting nuclear bomb zinger. And I'm thinking, we can't really, that's the closer. Yeah.

We can't really go anywhere. So that's where my mind goes sometimes. You know what would be fun though. Yeah. Good point. It's the next time you're in one of these situations, be like, I'm going to fucking,

like, crack this big dick motherfucker. Like, just to go the other way. Yeah. You're like, I'm going to take him and his big dick and strangle him with it.

And everyone's like, wait, what? and you'd be like yeah dude I'm gonna fucking choke you out with your own dick I've seen how big that thing is and everyone's like hold on it's not just take it the other way

oh my right I just gave you an idea it's such a good baby face baby face idea you know because you find yourself in a lot of those respect scenarios you and every big dick motherfucker out there are gonna get it

oh I love it I get some fans get mad at me because for a long time as a baby face wrestler, I always, if it was somebody else, usually would lead with a handshake and something complimentary. It wasn't until deep end, we start getting to, all right, I'm going to bite back here, but there's that clip of that guy on the plane who's like, I want to shake your hand. I don't know have you ever seen it. It's like, I want to shake your hand. He clearly had done something awful.

He's like, I want to shake your, he's all drunk. And it gets played all the time for me on TV because I overly do it. Yeah, this dude. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I've seen this. I have seen this. he's getting like tossed from the plane right yeah i think he's getting tossed but still decides to he needs to shake someone's hand i want to shake his hand for me off the fucking plane i want to shake his hand it's amazing all i want you i want to do you stupid you're fully getting tossed why he needed this but yeah no you could the week before you and i are tv you could pal drive me i could pal drive me i could be bleeding profusely.

And then I have a habit the next week to, for some reason. It's, I got to get it. I got to get it out. You're a good guy. Well, I think, I think at a certain point, maybe we got to go bad, right? Yeah. And then, yeah, you have to turn bad. Yeah.

And then, and then if people don't, they think they know what they want with that. Oh, you get new music and he'll die his hair dark and he'll be back. And then I don't think they'd know how far I'd love to go with it. Just you won't like it. You know, which I don't know if it works for the business of it all. I would love to see it. Will you put those cans on just for a moment so we can show you something? Thanks for making me not wear them the whole time.

Yeah, of course. You can put it over the back if you want so it doesn't ruin. Oh, that's good. Look, look. Oh, that's there. Yeah, it's still good. Okay, so the great producing staff here pulled a little bank of videos. This falls into our horrible or hilarious.

Like, we show you a video and you decide, is it funny or is it actually quite sad? Oh, great. But they're all wrestling themed. Okay. My wife and I do this with falls. Oh, you do? Oh, yeah, yeah. She loves that terrible fall. Yes.

I hate a terrible. I love a scream. I like when someone's, you know, really moaning in pain. All right, here we go. Oh, fuck. Oh. Oh, he's stone-faced. His foot?

No, no, no, his left arm broke. Oh. That was really bad. Look at his. I think this is Ray Phoenix here. Hit me with it again. That was really bad. Oh, dude.

It's bent. It's bent the other way, bro. It falls on. Yeah, it goes under him. So that's, that's, that's, That's horrible. That's horrible. Oh, fuck.

That's horrible also. You could tell the guy he noticed, I think, that he did it to him. Yeah, that's the luchosaurus. That you, I think also that's horrible, but in wrestling, you almost always want there to be someone to blame. Yeah. There's not anyone really to blame there. Yeah. Oh.

It's a table bump. And it's just the mechanics work things that happen. That can happen. Yeah. That was really horrible. That is really horrible. That was terrible. Okay.

Here's another one. Oh, fuck. Dude. You guys okay? I love you guys okay. You guys okay might be my favorite part. You guys good? Well,

I tailbone those. I can feel that. So keep recording, keep recording, sir. He's doing great. You guys are right? That's amazing. Yeah, that was...

I love that for a couple reasons. Okay. What? I get it that what we... What we do is fun, but there's a craft to it. Yeah. What do you mean? You think it's a bad idea to stand on the roof of a house?

We used to run these videos before shows these don't try this. This is why. So this is completely by your own design. Not only could you start small and say, I'll pile drive them in the living room. No, let's go up to the roof. And also wrestler physics, even bad wrestlers are the worst. They're always like, we'll fall forward, we'll hit the table. And they never think about propulsion, the direction they're going, oh, your head hit

the floor. That's why. These guys don't even make it. They just stray through. Ah. I'm trying to think. And also the Peter Griffin after. Oh. So like I'm trying to, he, he's got him.

Brutal. Like, he has him in a, he's setting up to do what? This is a type of pile driver? It kind of looks like a power bomb more. Okay. But the guy's low, which is already a bad sign. He needs to be up there.

And there's a table. So he wants to crack him on the table. And I think yellow pants slides through table. And there's also the plan, because you're talking about the plan, the plan was, so what we'll do is we'll jump off here, we'll go through the table, and then we'll just bounce up, right? It's just like jumping out of the ring. Was the idea that this was the finish?

This is also because this is his backyard. Oh, I see. I see he landed directly, like through the table directly on, like just onto his ass. And so his tailbone just snaps. Not a train. Oh. And the other kids head, what, just hits the floor? So there's this big argument in wrestling today on big violent crazy moves versus storytelling.

These are the type of videos that you do find yourself even at big WrestleMania events asking yourself, is this worth it? Right. You got to always ask yourself that privately. Don't ask yourself when you're around the other guys. Yeah, yeah. Don't, and never do though. What would you do? Is this worth it?

Is this worth it? Sometimes it is a risk. Yeah. That's a rare risk. And if it's worth it, design it to where you can do it effectively. And both of you walk away. And I told you before we played this, I was so distracted by what we saw, my favorite element, which are the screams, are actually, they're in this too. And we've isolated those.

Those are good, right? Yeah. That's good. I love this. Yeah. Yeah, this one's great. All right, that's a winner. That's a really good one.

All right. Here's another one for you. Oh no, not the chicks. Oh, no, I know it's... Oh, hell, yeah. Okay, I want to... My kind of ladies. Oh, what's in there?

Oh, it's a bloody tampon. Yeah. That's right. It's a good one. Yeah. Bitch. Now, this is brilliant. This is the kind of shit I would do.

Oh, 100. Can women do this? I mean, this is an independent show. they're pretty much probably an adults only show 18 up they can there's kids in the audience yeah i think this one they can get a little while they're at this one i know pretty well because back uh when i wasn't with wb when we would be hiring or considering others these type of videos could either help you a lot or be the reason that we don't hire you discovery or warner media at the time could not this here's here's i'm

going to i don't know where i fall in on this one But I love that you loved it. I would pay whatever the ticket price is for WWE for your event here in Vegas, double, just to see that shit life. Because this, but I'm mentally ill, Cody. Yeah, but here's the thing. This also plays into her, like, chicks being, like, this is like, that's kind of a punk, rebellious, gnarly thing. It's a gnarly. It's entertaining.

I love Glow, the gorgeous ladies of wrestling growing up. I think it's in the middle for me. because it entertained you. And this is how wrestling's hard. They have seen so much. There's so much content out there. The crazy thing is if you're not looking at the tampon incident itself and you look at the people around it, they're having a good time. They're having a blast.

I like the chant that started. You sick fuck. Yeah. And that's a regular chant in wrestling when you do something crazy. Yeah. Again, is it worth it a moment? but I tend to always with like old-timer matches when we teach wrestling,

I'll always pause it on when the crowd is going nuts and I'll tell the students, hey, you might have an opinion on Hulk Hogan or this here, but I'm just letting you know as far as a worker and wrestling goes, this is all that matters. A worker. A wrestler worker. Their enjoyment is all that matters.

Absolutely. One out of three here at the table. One out of three liked it. So it did. All right. Yeah. I didn't know that chicks could do cool stuff like this. I didn't know.

Cool is an interesting choice. I love that you're showing me. WW is probably terrified. I've seen them though. This is our locker room. Look, we're showing you things that are out there. You didn't bring these in. We brought them to you.

Yeah, this is on us. Oh, yes. You seen this one? Oh, yeah. Look at them. Shit. That's really high, too, right? Right before this.

Physics. As you're going into this as a pro, like if you're watching this, you're like, man, did you guys really work this shit out, right? Like, this is physics. Yeah. Oh, do. Can I say something that also plays into my head right there?

Yeah. It was part of why he missed was his concern for the guy on the table of like, I don't want to, like, I feel like he was thinking of protecting his fellow man a little bit too. Yeah. Also, wrestlers, I'd say there's a bit of a rule. This is a, If you think you're far enough, go a few more feet back.

Everyone's a bit longer than you think, and he's jumping. Yeah. He didn't have a shot at making, he would have barely winged him. And instead he eats the elbow totally on his own. Yeah. So this is what I say with wrestler physics is you've got to know you're jumping. You're pushing off that wall. So push.

You're going out. You're going out. Bring that table. It's the same as if you're going. going to catch me. I'm going to do a crossbody off the top. If you're further out and I'm short, you can step in. But if you're too short, falling back is probably not the best option. Why does I feel like I'm talking to the smartest wrestler? Yeah, why are you like the smartest? I feel like if I brought in half the rest of the day, be like, fuck, that fucking stupid fuck,

you'd be like, okay. Well, all I can say here is like, he's a prime example, the tampon spot we saw earlier. The crowd enjoyed. The air sucked out of the room and there's no way they can come back from this. No, no, no. You can't do anything after the guy that he has to go to the ambulance. I bet you they did do stuff after this. What do you mean? These guys broken. I mean, I don't know. He's done, bro. He's, well,

what happened right after? Did do, did wrestler go and check on him? Wrestlers love to pick each other up right after we did something heinous to each other when you're like, please, don't touch me. Yeah, but that was the physics. If I'm the guy on the table in that spot happens, you got to stand up and do one of these.

Yeah. Oh, right. Right, right, right. Look at this fool. Look at this dummy. But also, Cody, correct me if I'm wrong, but you're right that this substantially higher than you guys standing on the ring, right? I know you guys will stand on like the pole. That's a lot higher.

To your question, you asked, did they work it out? No. I don't think he walked out during the day and climbed the pole at that gym because it's an independent show at a gym. I've been there. See, look, you've got a crowd that is completely gone the wrong. long way. You got that guy in the white shirt who's half working, half not aware of this dude is probably sincerely very hurt. Yeah, he doesn't know, which is always worse too when we're

indicating how much pain we are in. Sometimes it's hard to actually let them know, I'm toast, you know, table wheeled away. That was strange. Everyone's still like, the match is still going. Our match is still going. Our match is still going. The match is still going. Wait, white shirt guy. Is that duct tape? He's like, give me some duct tape. I'll fix his arm. I don't know. I need to go to the hospital.

He's collapsing, dude. He is duct taping it. So they're trying to make this. Yep, they're trying to will this back into existence. In the question we had earlier, is it worth it? That one was not worth it. Right. That was not worth it.

You didn't need that. And that also is what I tell people all the time with independent wrestling. If you're trying to make a viral moment, a cool video, something crazy, you've got to make sure you can do it. because if we get you and you're broken, oh, we got the guy who jumped off the high school gym. Also, his left arm isn't real. Yeah.

He's paralyzed. Yeah. Fuck, dude. Sharrade getting on the top. I don't like it already. I don't like it. It's backwards. No!

Terrible. This guy ends up walking away. He pinned him. Did he have to pin him, Cody? Did he really have to pin him? He probably just won, right? He wanted that win. Wins are hard to come by in the pro wrestling space.

He needed the dub. I believe I don't want to make fun of these cats because I believe this guy walked away. I'll just say this. That guy who landed on his neck. No. And is like wondering if he's going to walk in that moment. Oh, my God. When the other guy goes to pin him, the guy on the ground, that's the closest he ever came to saying it.

Okay. He was really, really on the verge. And he was like, you motherfucker. Like, you can just let this fucking go. For this. Wrestlers have a tendency to run into the fire a little bit. Yeah, yeah. So two examples, they always, modern day, if someone, that happens, back up.

Yeah. Back up. Run to the corner, back up. They're not. Even if you have to perform out. Back up. Go in the crowd. Throw a pot, something.

Back up. The other one is back in the day. Jumpers just come in the ring. fans thinking they could fight the guys. And the rule was, oh, well, they think what we do is fake. So we got to really beat them up bad. Yeah, yeah. So wrestlers kind of are chomping at the bit for that moment.

But modern standard, nope, literally don't encourage more of this. If somebody gets in, back up. In the last few years, I remember somebody tried to fuck with one of the top tier guys. Yeah. And he, like, he bodied him, dude. Well, this is, I think you're talking about, there was a guy who sprinted who got catfished online, some terrible story, thought it was all real. It was Seth Rollins. Yes.

Seth turns around. And fucking lights his ass up. Yeah, and I think Seth thought it was one of us. Really? Like, I think he thought it was a piece of business. You have that one? Dude. That's a terrifying moment. Yeah, that was terrifying moment.

So that guy, wait, that guy got catfish into a dude. I don't know the full story, but I believe he thought, you know, that happens. I'm sure, you know, that's. Because it felt like a guy who was like, I'll, I'll fuck with you guys. He gets a full run, but he tackled them. And then I forget who, if Seth just kind of got out of it or if they came and got him, but I think everyone was super confused.

It was either like pre-show or post-match or pre-match. Post-match, he's walking back. He's walking back like on the last thing on earth. You'd think that was going to happen is a fan running full speed at you. Yeah. That's a rough one. Yeah. Yeah. This guy just got out of a match, right?

Yeah. Probably fucking adrenaline still. going. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah, it was just, yeah. Who the fuck is your face? That's a fan. Oh, my God.

What the fuck is you doing, boy? There we go. That's terrible. There we go. That's terrible. See, I remember, I must be thinking of something else. It happens, it happens. It used to happen a lot more. I'm thinking of one where I saw a wrestler actually see someone, and I feel like. Oh, there's a famous one where Triple H is, yeah, currently the boss.

Yeah, the boss. He's the man. He's wrestling Steve Austin, and he's the bad guy. And the fan tried to get in, and he waistlocks him and bodies him, throws him like kind of folk style, but hard, hard. That was a big, big thing. Back in the day when, I don't know, so NW. Hulk Hogan turns and the NWO moment happens where he becomes a bad guy.

This is a big moment in wrestling history. There's all these fans who threw stuff. There was all kinds of craziness like that. And I remember backstage, it was hectic. Me and my sister were talking to us. man who was standing next to us just about the show and I looked and he was handcuffed to the door. And it was one of the guys

who had run in and they would hold them. They'd hold those guys before the cops got to him because this was really archaic or really old school hey get let me have a minute with him. Yeah. Just really because they really didn't want to, I don't know if it was the right thing to do or not but macho man

was notorious for it. If you tried to run in on a macho man. He would be like, fuck you. Yeah, he was ready for that. Is this it right here? This might be it. This might be it. somebody a fan invades the rain no dude why would you fucking mess with these guys oh they just starts wailing on them hell yeah dude and the ref is kicking him too yeah i'm all for this method like let's show these claims oh he gave him a shot on the way out

oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah holy shit dude yeah good i mean you have to in any case i mean if someone rushes the stage yeah you have to be ready to offend yourself but i am such a I'm such a corporate me now that you'll see me just backing up corner just I don't know what's going on well listen man we we wish you well this is a big deal

it's got to feel amazing to be headlining again WrestleMania that's got to be incredible it's WrestleMania 42 it's going to be April 18th at Allegiance Stadium in Las Vegas both nights of WrestleMania 42 you can stream on the ESPN app

exclusively for fans with the ESPN Unlimited Plan on April 18th, April 19th, the first hour of night 1 and 2 will broadcast live on ESPN 2 and ESPN respectively. You went talking to shit to Pat McAfee or anybody that's a, you know, Orton Than or anything? You remember when somebody asked Maraicari about J-Lo, you know that's kind of where I stand on the Pat McAfee thing. I don't know him. Wow. You know, these people think the W.D.B reaches out to some of the outside folks.

ask them to come to the party and they don't realize that it's usually them pitching to come to the party. Damn. And I think it's flattering that you want to be in my match. Damn, dude. Cool. But, you know, I don't know him. Wow.

Yeah, I do know Randy Orden, my opponent. Yeah, you do know Randy. Yeah, so it's going to be great. Yeah. I'm sure Pat will have something to say about this. Is Pat coming on here? I mean, you know, the way he's just asked, I don't know if I should even ask him. I've known him a while.

I know he's, you know. Yeah, I just talked to Shane Gillis, and he was like, Pat's my boy. Yeah. And then like 10 minutes later, he just kept pointing at the camera. So I'm talking trash to Pat. So I don't know where everyone lands on it. Yeah, I've been Pat a while.

He's a, he's a fun, huge fan of the sport. And, you know, I'm just at an observer. I'm not trying to start anything. I just thought maybe you guys on the same. I think I respect the hustle from building this show up. And obviously the incredible success with college game days. had incredible success. I just wish someone in his orbit and his circle would say no every now and then.

Wow. You know what I'm saying? You need those people around you to go, I don't know. The next Sylvester Stallone, Pat? I don't know. You know what I mean? Yeah. Daggers.

It got cold in here. Yeah, dude. I think that's a perfect way to go out. Thank you for coming by. Thank you so much. Congratulations on all your success. And good luck at WrestleMania. Thank you.

See you next week. My mommy. One of the greatest forms of entertainment on the planet. I think wrestling is for fucking retards. It's fucking fake. I'll tell you what, though. I'll tell you what. It was actually pretty fun.

What was? The event. Going to a live wrestling. Yeah, so is the Special Olympics. It's a fun thing to go to. But it's not real. It's not a real competition. You see, Smackdown?

partner and then they grabbed the chair wrestling is for fucking retards