Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Surviving An Ice Storm | Your Mom's House Ep. 844

Episode Date: January 28, 2026

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Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house. Hi, welcome to your mom's house. I'm so upset because there's stormwatch is happening, Tim, and you're in L.A. Do you know that the big snow is coming? I know it's coming. I've seen it on the news, yeah. But everything's set up for you guys, right? Everybody's hoarding food and toilet paper. But I've stocked up on, I bought lots of cinnamon rolls for the kids and wine.

That's all I have in the house. The kids love wine. The kids love wine. You're fine. All they need is cinnamon rolls and alcohol. And then secondly... They don't need water. They don't need water.

Secondly, I'm so fucking stoked that you're not here. I have a cold sore. I know. Here's the thing, though. I used Christina Peas liquid lipstick to cover up my cold sore, So if you have a cold sore When your cold sore comes back, do you close your eyes

And you remember which penis it was From your past that gave it to you? So you go like That dirty, rotten penis? I think I might, yeah. I feel like the dirtiest, like when you have a cold sore, you feel like the dirtiest filthiest whore

That ever lived and I hate myself. Right, so do you remember the one Who gave it to you? I think I do. I think I know which dick it was. I think I do. Very young. It was very young.

But then I got mono. and I'm not sure who I got that from. I mean, do you remember every STD you've ever gotten? Well, you're probably getting passed around. Yeah, it's kind of tough when you're like, well, I had a train run on me last night. I don't know. One of them, I guess.

It's more like a city you name, right? Have you ever even had a Colsore? You're like Stockton. I don't even think you have. If you don't remember, then you haven't because they're so traumatic and you hate yourself so much than you have. You're right. I have not.

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Order it now. Time for Valentine's times. It's a great message, dude. It's a great message. We should talk about this winter weather coming up. Oh, my God. There's a lot to go over But let's say

I know I just got so excited to see you Just as you are to see me I can see it's mutual the feeling Let's start The first time I've talked to him In like a week Since we last did the show

Literally so busy I talked to him for five minutes This is the longest I've seen you And you're like Burt I'm so Do you see that relationship? Everything

Everything happens for a reason Okay go do your fucking thing. It's every fucking person out there, don't ever fucking play with me again. I'm telling you right now, don't ever fucking play with me. Because I'm telling you right now,

I'm telling you right the fuck now, don't ever fucking play with my shit again. Because if you ever fucking come in and think you fucking know something, I'm going to show you what the fuck is up. Yeah, dude. Come on, bring it in, Connor. Show him what it is.

Right the fuck here. Guess what the fuck that is? That's my fucking diamonds, baby. That's 3K right there. If I ever fucking need the money, or if I ever need to come of the fuck up, I'll go use every fucking asset. Who is Randy?

Fuck you, Connor. Don't bring anyone loving to this. Your mom in the fucking stand. Welcome to your mom's house with Tom Sigura. Mom Sigura. And Christina Pitzit. Welcome to your mom's house. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's so much. going on in this video. Well, I'm not sure. I understand. You shouldn't. But, I mean, first of all, there's the message. He's like, bring that shit. No one ever fuck with me.

And then he calls out Connor. And then he's like, I got my fucking diamonds here. And then there's like, is this room, is he eight feet tall or is this room five foot 10? It's like there's coolers and paint and an electric fireplace. That's the good one. It also kind of looks like a gay porn's about to start, right? Like the quality of the angle and his build.

It looks like he's probably tried things. Like, it's all there. And then you're like, okay, I don't know what's going on. And then the second part. And guess what? What? My mother fucking knows it because of this. That's real fucking diamonds, motherfucker.

What's up? If I ever fucking need my money, I'm going to go right to my mother and take that bitch right off her neck and she's gonna give it to me. That's right now. That's why I know my mother and I are good because she gave me this fucking piece right here back. I asked for it. Mom, I need the fucking cash.

Would you give me that? Boom. Took that bitch right off. Come on. Tell me right now. I'm going to tell you right now, I'm going to shut the fucking world. You get the fuck out of my face. Don't you fucking ever come to play.

And I'm going to go give that back right too. I'm going to go put that fucking 3K right back on her neck. Watch. Fucking watch. I'm so I'm so baffled because I also want to know what did Connor say did Connor say like there's no way you could steal some shit from your mom or or like you don't have any money or there's no way you could you could pay for something like it feels like he felt threatened or challenged about like his either what he has or his access to money or his relationship

with his mom I don't know it sounds to me I agree what's the debate here and it feels like it's a mom flex. I feel like he's flexing about the quality of his relationship with his mother. He's like, dude, I fucking was like, I need $300. Give me your necklace or $3,000. Then he was, I don't get it. He showed that shit like anyone would be impressed with that necklace. I know. Okay. That is not a necklace that you go, oh, Jesus, but he showed it to him. He was like, look at this fucking shit. Then he was like, I snagged that. First, I thought he robbed his mom. And then in the end, he's like, I'm going to go give it right back to her. But I was like, yo, let me hold that.

She was like, cool. I mean, like, here, it deserves a second watch. He's like, my mommy trusts me. Is that what this is? You know what? Let's all watch this again. One more time. If anybody has any ideas.

There's so much here. To every fucking person out there, don't ever fucking play with me again. I'm telling you right now. Don't ever fucking play with me. I'm not, dude. No one's playing with you. First of all, Yeah, let me write this down.

Everyone, everyone out there, don't ever fuck with me. I'm telling you, right the fuck now, don't ever fucking play with my shit again. Cause if you ever fucking come in and think you fucking know something, I'm gonna show you what the fuck is up. That was awesome. That was like, yes. That was a real, like, explosive message.

If you were doing a monologue, I'd be like, that part was great. He was like, I'll show you what the fuck is up. Like, yeah, I've been watching a lot of casting tapes. He was gonna say, so. It does, it feels like, um, Yeah, like an actual movie. It's really authentically him. Yeah. Yeah. So right now, though, all the only thing we know so far from this copy is everybody out there, don't ever think you can fuck with me. And if you do think you could fuck, we'll show everybody what's up. So I have no idea where we're going there. I just know. Might I also add? He's an underground bunker. But he's also showing you like you pointed out all the items that he has. Those are all his items. I have a bunch of shit. I have a certificate from a college. I have a lamp that I could take outside.

I have paint. I have a cooler. I have a cooler. I have a rubber-Ross painting. I have a bunch of cold drinks. Yeah, I have a brass painting. A lantern. A miniature Christmas tree.

I have a thing that looks like a fireplace but is just decorative. I have, yeah, there's all kinds of shit. And all this shit is mine. He's letting you know. He's showing you. That's really what everybody wants to do in this world is go, this shit is mine. This is my shit. Not everybody.

I don't. I'm the opposite. I want to be like, don't look at my stuff because you're going to like it and steal it from me. I have the communist mentality. That's still a version of I have my shit. I have stuff. Don't look at my stuff, please. Don't look at my stuff.

Yeah. Bring it in, Connor. Show him what it is. Connor. So then maybe Connor was like, I don't believe you have any shit. I don't believe you have any coolers and I don't believe you have any lamps and I don't believe you have any paintings. And then he's like, bring it in. Fucker.

Check this out. Right the fuck here. Connor. What fuck that is? Oh. That's my fucking diamonds, baby. That's 3K right there. Connor was like, you don't have $3,000 in diamonds.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's like, yes, I do, dude. My mommy gave it to me. And you don't have diamonds. Yeah. Because he's like, those are my diamonds, which is, it's like, when you say I have diamonds, it usually implies you have like loose diamonds, right? Oh, okay.

If you have a diamond bracelet, you wouldn't say I have, diamonds you'd say I have a diamond bracelet right I have diamond earrings someone who goes I have diamonds I think he's lying that you have you know what I think you say you know what I think you're saying he's saying that I have a lot of cash assets he's like I got liquid assets on deck so I wonder what Connor said to him did he's like you know money you have cash how the fuck are you gonna pay for this I're going to pay for this motorcycle right like it's fucking $2,800 he was like he wants definitely $2,800. He was like he wants definitely $2,800. That's definitely this guy's a want.

It's a dirt bike. Like a dirt bike. A jet ski. It's something so stupid for sure. It's not rent. For sure. No, fuck. No, it's not rent.

If I ever fucking need the money or if I ever need to come of the fuck up, I'll go use every fucking asset. And guess what? Look at all my shit here. Look at my room of assets. Look at this shit. That's what he's saying. Yeah.

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Real diamonds. I mean, I can't even make out that that is diamonds. Like, he's holding that up. If he had said nothing, I'd be like, I see you have a silver pendant. I don't understand So if I ever fucking need my money I'm gonna go right to my mother

and take that bitch right off her neck Well this is part of the messaging that I'm just confusing Because at first you're like Oh my mom gave me that And then he's like If I ever need money

I will steal this Right off of my mom's neck So does his mom wear that every day I think the flex And then he was like Is that his mom's willing to give it to him Yeah He doesn't have to

He's not gonna rob his mom But his mommy loves him so much that his mommy will give him the necklace. Like my mommy loves me so much bro. She'd give me $3,000 of diamonds honey. I could see our youngest doing a video like this. This is our kid? God, don't even.

Yeah, our kid being like, you don't think I can fucking if I need shit, I'll I'll steal it off of my mom. Oh my God, don't even. She's going to give it to me. She's going to give it to me. That's why I know. Yeah, but he just said I'd take that shit off of her neck. And now he's like she'll give it to me.

He's just fired up. Yeah, he's trying to be like, bitch, she just loves me so much. My mommy just gives me what I want. I wish he said mommy instead of. That's what the sounds like. This sounds like a toddler flex. I was talking to my mommy last night. And I was like, Mommy, I need that fucking diamond necklace you fucking wear.

My mommy said, yeah, come get this shit. That's his argument That's literally Because she gave me this fucking piece right here back Mother and I are good I asked for it mom I need the fucking cash Would you give me that? Boom

Took your bitch right off come on Tell me right now I'm gonna tell you right now I'm gonna shut shark the fucking world Get the fuck out of my face Don't you fucking ever come to play And I'm gonna go give that back right too I'm gonna go put that fucking 3K right back on her neck

Watch Fucking watch I'm lost So then the flex I'm lost Then the flex becomes that I can get this, but I am not going to do that to my mother. I'm going to give it back to her.

But if I need it, she will give it to me. Oh. He's like, I'm a good son. I'm not keeping it. But I'm just showing you that I can get it from her if I need it. Got it. You don't think I'm going to be on a dirt bike soon. Watch.

Yeah. Where did you find this video? Where did you guys find this? Please tell me. I thought this was one you sent in. Did you not send this in? I don't know. I send a lot in.

I think you sent this in. Yeah. That's amazing. So this is, can somebody see, is this guy, is it from his account or is it from like a? No, that's from his account. It's from his Instagram page. Wow. Yeah.

Bro. It's really wild. Okay. Let's going, let's, yeah, go ahead. Can I tell you my theory? Connor Pearson? Hold on. Being earth oriented as I ride my smoothest line.

I have yet to write my greatest lines to be continued. I don't know what the fuck that means. I don't know. Oh, he's a gamer. He's like, you don't think I have a fucking new PS5 VR2 headset, motherfucker? What? Maggie Brown. Oh, boy.

Please say, oh, this is, this is, okay. Now the picture's clear. Okay. I think, can I tell you my theory with Connor? Oh, he's gaming all the time. Oh, I thought he was a tweaker and maybe, like, he'd stolen money from his mom before, but now she trusts him again. Oh, there it is.

You can see it up close now. Scroll up a little bit. Right up right above Psalm 23. That's a diamond. Yeah. It's the diamond necklace. Let's see. You need to contact me immediately.

I call on you to come back. Bring my diamonds back home now. Oh, the diamonds. You will understand. You'll understand. Wait a minute. His name is Connor? Yeah.

I thought he called out Connor. I think he was like hyping himself up. Like, fuck you, Connor. Well, I mean, now I'm... Did he challenge himself to get the diamonds? I don't understand. What's that writing behind his head there? Did he make his posters?

What is going on? Once we're quoting the Bible, that's... Right comment. Smoke. Smoke, check yourself before you comment again. That was not the right comment. There are a lot of dark angels. What's not the right comment?

To everyone. Okay. Of my friends in that. Yeah. Friends in that area. Mm-hmm. You're done. Oh, shit.

Whoa. He just lost a bunch of friends, dude. He was like, no longer. There's that diamond necklace. Oh, yeah. Next time someone want to add some dumb shit, just so you know. No. I can go to the FBI.

I can go to D.E.A. D.A. I can go to everyone and swipe everybody out from under the table. Damn, dude. Wow. Don't do that. Guys with that kind of access are dangerous. He is dangerous and he's doing his shirtless to show you that he's physically dangerous.

Yeah, he's physically fit too, yeah. What's these notes? These notes are something. These notes are something. And who's the woman? This is interesting. This is a new character. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Just go somewhere else.

Is that mom? This is my kitchen. I can, I have every right to be here. You don't want to be here. Mine. Then you go some great. Mom, you're screaming, you're yelling. You're making them just a knocks. You just came in screaming and yelling.

Because my gas and electric doubled because of you. I'm sorry that you feel that way. Okay. It's not that I feel that way. It's a fact. And I'll be bringing it up in court. Thank you, mom. Just, can you just leave me alone?

I'm just trying to have some cup of coffee and. In court. Relax. Go ahead and go somewhere else then. Go in your room. Mom. Can we have a heart-to-heart talk? Mom. Can we have a heart-to-heart talk? It's me with your kids. I think you should go get tested for dementia. I think you should get tested for mental health issues.

I will. If you can get... A lot of people are saying that, Connor. Mom. I will if you can get tested too. Sure. You go get tested to go get dementia? If you get tested for mental health. That's fine. All right. That's fine.

But you got to get tested for men. And Katrina's got to be here. And Katrina. Katrina, I got to have a conversation with my own sister without you being there. Oh, the sister. Is that okay with you? You got to, you have to agree to that. That's such a Katrina.

Had baby. No, I just want to make sure. You want to meet. Now it makes sense. This has got so much. I love, by the way, that the top comment on this is invested in this since the start. People are following. That is such an ins, this is such a great fine.

This is a premise for a sitcom. This is brilliant. Like the single mom. So this guy, I, yeah, single mom with an adult child who, by the way, I think we all understand that if they get tested, one of them is going to come up positive. And I think we know which one it is. I think we know. It's not Katrina. And it ain't mom.

Wow. Wow. Now it makes sense. So it says, bro. And he posted that. Yeah. Bro is avoiding financial responsibility of why the utility has gone up. Yes, you may want coffee, but at the end of the day, we all have consequences of our actions.

So he's not paying his bills. Hence the video of like, I can afford this. Well, you can't pay bills if you don't have income. Yeah, somebody basically was like, you're broke. That's what it is. Someone was like, you're broke. He's like, I'm broke. I just fucking got his diamond necklace from my mom's neck.

And I can't sell it if I want to. Yeah. To pay her back for the utilities on her house. And this room is definitely a collection of his assets. It is definitely what's going on. The way he's positioned, the cooler. He's definitely into that dirt bike. I think he might be a lake guy, though,

because I see the beer cooler and the, you know, fishing. There's three coolers there, babe. There's three. I also love that she goes, My utilities have doubled since you've lived here. He goes, I'm sorry, you feel that way. She's like, I don't feel that way. It's a fact.

I'm sorry, you feel like your bills have gone up since I've come around. What's the YouTube page like? Oh, man. Yeah, he's definitely. Conner. Holy. Oh, it's maybe reposting all those, same things. Connor.

Yeah, those are like a lot of the same videos. Well, there's more, though. Fuck. Wait, scroll up. Oh, fuck. Scroll up a little bit. I saw more. I got a PSP with Star Wars Battlefront, too.

Yeah, so he's like posting about his games, I think. Is that what he's doing? What's that? What's that? Oh, yeah. Now we're cooking. Hey, fuck out of you little baby-ass bitch. I'm going to say something right now.

I support only white businesses, bitch. Because if you only, if black people and Mexicans and every other fucking race can support just their racist business, right? Yeah. Fuck out of here. I ain't fucking shopping with you guys. Fuck out of here. I ain't shopping with that shit. So America's got to come to the reality that if you're a black-owned business supporting just black people, fuck out of here.

If you're a Mexican-owned business and you sport just Mexicans, fuck out of here. I don't give a fuck about you. guys because you guys are racist. I know because I grew up around fucking black people. Okay? Everyone's fucking racist. Get that through your fucking mind. I'm so confused.

Is it me or did the argument completely flip-flop? Like at first he was like, the races should just deal with the races. And then at the end, he's like, the races should buy it from all the races? I'm not sure. No. What's the argument?

Yeah, he's pretty much saying that he he doesn't support the idea that some, usually minorities who are struggling to get a business going, go, support your own, you know, like how. Oh, yeah. They go, if you're black, like, go to black-owned businesses or like if you're Korean. Support Korean businesses. He's like, I don't fuck with that shit. So I'm going to support white-owned businesses only. Yeah.

Connor is just, and he's got more shit behind him in that video. Did you notice how the shit in Christmas? Yeah. I like that he had a flag hanging. A flag. There's a fucking more artwork behind him. This time of year often means wanting to eat better but lacking the time to do so. That's where Factor comes in. Forget the meal prep and following recipes. We are huge fans of eating with Factor at the office.

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go look for this button, like to set this stuff up. Like, it's really impressive. It's like, I really appreciate that. I don't think that has anything to do with my race. No, I was just going to say that you're like a wizard clown. Like you're just like Oh great It's just unbelievable high level Yeah Yeah Really nice of you Tom

I'm really glad you said that I was just really impressed I was just saying that I was impressed with you Yeah I appreciate that time Thanks boss Boss of the company I was I was really just impressed dude You know that he just turned 35

No, no, 40. Fuck, man. No, you're lying. No. I can't believe anything. Did you really turn 40? Yes. Are you kidding?

Zolo. Big 4-0. Is he lying? 40. Black don't crack. You're 40? Big 4-0, baby. You look great.

You look great. Thank you, thank you. No way. I know. It's black people they never. Do you remember that like, there was like a couple month period. We were like, guess what I did? I ate real food.

You're like, I feel so. so good. Yeah. Yeah. That's cool. Horrible time. Yeah. You're not on that anymore, are you?

Hell no. Sledge life. How often are you eating and what are you eating? I'm eating, I mean, usually once a day and probably the most unhealthy thing you could possibly think of. I'm probably eating that. Chick-fil-A. Pizza. Pizza.

Pizza. In-and-out, wings. Perfect. No, now is the time to really ramp that behavior up. When you turn 40, stop. Stop exercising, start eating garbage, because it only gets better from here. I was going to say, it only gets easier. The older you get, shit just works better.

You don't have to do anything. It's just so much easier. I mean, you know, you always hear about people were eating healthy their whole life, and they still, like, you know, fucking die at 50 and shit. There is. But you hear that person. Yeah, you hear the person that was smoking one sick a day for fucking 100. 80 years and they're still alive and that's going to be me.

It is true. Just don't stop. Just don't stop. That's the key. He does smoke cigarettes too. They always say that doesn't matter. There's a, there's videos of like these people that are over 100 and they always do like a news, local news article, you know. Yeah.

Yeah. From the news station. And they'll be like, what's your secret? And the person will be like, I ate ice cream. Yeah. I eat ice cream every day. Every day. Yeah.

You're like, okay. So it is somebody who's like an anomaly. There is no. Here's the secret is genetics. That's the secret. That's the big secret. I don't, I just think like when I,

I've had my cancer doctors tell me, like there are people, like you just said, they don't smoke a day in their life and they die of lung cancer. And then there's. Well, I will say this.

Like one of the best longevity experts in the world is Peter Atia. Yeah. And he said, the biggest indicator of your, like a presumed longevity, your mortality on earth is not your, if you're a smoker, not your blood work, it's your VO2 max and your, yeah. What's VO2 max? V02 max is like your body's capacity to intake oxygen and process.

So it's really a, it's an indicator of your cardiovascular. your cardio level. So somebody, if you're, if you can run, you know, six, seven minute mile, your V-O-2 max is probably pretty high. You can do it yourself without getting the mask. You can do a thing called a Cooper test, which is you run on a flat surface for 12 miles. You take how long that is, you can convert it. You can see how you can Google the chart. You can find out what your VOTU max is. That and like grip strength are greatest indicators of how long you live. I bet you Ennis is actually pretty down. I don't know how your cardio is.

You think you can run pretty fast or no? I mean, I can run fast, but not for long. Definitely not for long. That's the whole thing, though. How long can you run fast for? Can you run, how fast can you run a mile, you think? I mean, I haven't ran a mile since high school. I don't know.

I'd have to train. Oh. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I bet your grip strength is good. Yeah, that's for sure. That one's good. I would just say, keep fucking smoking, man.

That's what you got to do. Dial it up. Just keep the path. As soon as you change, it's, you know, It's like getting a new engine in a car. Everything else fucks up, you know? Just keep doing what you do. That's right.

My dad is a cockroach. Your mother is a cockroach. And these people have done nothing good for their health, their entire lives. And now in their 80s, totally fine, totally alive. My mom makes up her ailments. She's like, it's all, I'm declining now. I'm scared to walk. You're scared to walk.

She's like, my legs. I'm scared they will give out and I'm like uh-huh okay we didn't even talk about do we talk about how I went to the ER with her like two weeks ago no no she

well you called me you're like I think my mom's having a stroke get over there and I was like they called me I'm in L.A and I was like I go there was a lady at the house like helping my mom out and then she puts her on the phone and my mom was like

I tell me I am I'm okay I go, you don't sound okay. She's like, it would pass in a moment. I'm like, what are you talking about? I go, just call 911. She was like, no, it will pass. It will pass.

It will pass. you know, the lady that's taking care of your mom is so frantic. I don't even think I told you that. Like, she was in, like, whenever there's an emergency, Latin ladies can't hold it down. I feel like they go into full ideas. Like, just stop panicking. Just fucking get your shit together.

Let's go, dude. Yeah, and then we went to the hospital, and then they thought she was having a heart attack at first, and then he's like, hmm, I mean, she's just dehydrated. I'm like, what? Yeah. And that was it. Four hours later, they're like, your mom's dehydrated.

Great. Thank you for that. I didn't tell you what the follow up was when I talked to her about it. I was like, so what does that tell you? I go, what does that tell you? All this was because you're dehydrated. She goes, but the thing is, Tommy, I hate water. Yeah.

And I go, could you get like a liquid IV pack and flavor your water? She's like, that's a great idea. Of course, I'm sure she's never done it. Yeah. No. Or I was like crystal light. Do you remember that from the 80s? You could put that in your tang.

Yeah. Anything. They were both like that, by the way, too. My dad, my fucking dad, rest in peace. Yeah. I was like, I hate water. I just, I don't like it how it tastes. I'm like, it's not supposed to have a fucking taste.

It's water. He's like, yeah, I don't like it. And he would do this. He would do this. I would go, you have to drink some more water. So I'd give him one of these and he'd go, and then he'd put it down.

And then like half an hour later, I go, you need to drink water. He goes, I did. I go, you had a sip. You're supposed to drink like fucking six of those a day. And he was like, when I was in high school and growing up all the time, he would come home from work

and he would always go on a run. We lived in Florida. So it would be fucking 95 degrees outside. He'd go in a run. Come back, you know, soaking wet, walk in, like in his soaking t-shirt, open the fridge, grab a Diet Coke. Oh, yeah. That would be how he would replenish from the run. Yeah.

Diet Coke. And when he would come to visit us, I would stalk the house with caffeine-free Diet Coke. Because if you didn't. I'd have to hear about it. I need Diet Coke. I was real thoughtful of you guys. Couldn't go get some Diet Coke. Okay.

Okay. Yeah, my father never drinks water. I don't think I've ever seen him drink a glass of water or eat a salad in his entire life. That's so insane. He drinks fresca. That's all he'll drink is fresca. I'm like, how do you find fresca? Four hours of tennis.

He's like, let me get fresca. Or alcohol, beer. What are you talking about? Beer. Like, how did your dad do Vietnam? Like, he's in the jungle? You got Diet Coke out here? Yeah.

I don't know, man. It's a great point because wouldn't they just be like perpetually dehydrated? Yeah, in the jungle. And you're terrified, so you're sweating more. You have bullets flying over your head. Hey, guys, stay hydrated. You guys got dynco. Totally.

Crazy. Yeah. Here, let's switch this up. It's how it is. Oh, shit. He had the video this one, huh? Oh, oh. 9-1-1, dude.

That was his upload. Just that? That was it. That was his video. Ah. God. Hold on. Okay, so this is Patrick Dunsbury.

He stands 5 foot 5. he's in his 60s this is Patrick Hocking and Pallugi. He also uploads videos of himself arguing with people in the comments but never

references or tags the person he's responding to. It says why, no reason why he does this but he does have a drinking problem. He was arrested two years ago for public intoxication. Can we go to his page real quick?

Oh, my God. Oh, that's a cool account. That's a cool account title. That's his profile name. Can you scroll up to the top? Hey, hit me up on Instagram. I'm P802-33721, gmail.com underscore KOTV underscore V. Get me a follow.

All right. Youth college four years. for music, guitar, Institute of Technology in Hollywood for four years, done the rest look where it's got me now. Oh, yeah, fucking Hollywood. Let's see some of these videos, man. I'm kind of interested.

I mean, the first one was really cool. Yeah, I find a guitar pick. Okay. But I guess we don't really need one of those, will we? No. No, you can play guitar without a pick. Yeah. It's not even playing it. Oh, shit.

Okay. Let's go to the next one. Here, get up here, goddelladdle. Get up, get up, come on. I need over here, come on. I don't let me hot. I know what that apartment smells like. What you think it smells like?

That dog. You don't think it smells like the trash bag hanging off the wall? Let's go to the next one. Let's see what else he's got. Swaggart. He's got a joint. That's a joint. That's cool.

Good for him. He's down with that, dude. That's the best part of his day. Oh Oh Do do Yeah Oh fuck yeah

Bro Yeah bro Let's see if we get him Can you find him maybe Yeah maybe talking there Let's see what he's Who he's Oh no sound

Perfect Oh yeah The mattress In the back of my bed It's not a headboard It's for women I've been with Wouldn't get black eyes

Me bouncing them off that thing. That's for the women's comfort, man. They still get fucked knots. Yeah. You know, there's no knots in the back of their hair. Yeah. We've been screwing them all night.

Yeah. Put that mattress in the back, instead of a headboard or backboard, for the woman's comfort. So they don't get fucking black eyes or bruised and we bounce them off the son of a bitch. Oh, yeah. That's pretty,

pretty thoughtful. So he's saying that there's a mattress where the headboard would be, and it's for your protection. So if you were with him, for instance, Christina, if you were with him, you wouldn't, your head and your face would get protection. I feel sick. Like, I went from amused to violently, I feel so ill. Could you imagine him?

Yeah. You know what's sad? What's really making me genuinely sad? is that because Yeah. Like Gen X we're the last generation to be clueless about technology

so we're going to lose this valuable art in the next-of- these guys. Generation. Yeah, like this is it. It sucks. The video without sound was awesome. Yeah, I know. Like a millennial's not going to do that

when they're 60th. We're going to know. We should be saving these. These are treasures. He posted that. He posted that. Yeah. Where is that?

Yeah. Pause. Upload. Upload. Share that. What's what the dog? Don't forget to follow me. P-80233721 gmail.

com underscore KOTN underscore V. FVR. He has two dogs in that apartment. Like big dogs. He's like, one is a Scandinavian. Yeah. My two dogs, the German police dog and a

Scandinavian bear dog, the Norwegian Scandinavian bear dog, we're fixing to go serve some papers to the bitch trying to steal my house. My dog's got my back. No one else does. He should link up with the first guy with the basement and the diamond necklace.

Because they could live together. Of course. Oh, shit, yeah. They could support white-owned businesses together, you know, with all their income. God, there needs to be, there needs to just be a social media platform for cool guys. Just cool guys. Is that a drawing? Did we have a drawing up there if you scroll up to a little bit?

Is that something he drew? All of us, oh, all of us have this coming recipe. Yeah, death. It's on the wall. I think he drew that on his wall, babe. Yeah. With a reminder. Everybody needs a reminder.

With a beck. Like, Penn. Hello. My name is Chuck Groves, and I'm a homosexual. Sure. I'm ready to start a living as an openly gay man. I'm looking to meet other gay guys for friendship and dating. Cool.

That's also that generation. You know? He's like, hello. Just putting this message out there. That's good, man. But gay guys are so cool, like, automatically. Oh, by the way, I posted a clip of us last week, me saying that I'm into gay man porn,

and I just took an unofficial poll of the women to see if they think I'm vile and disgusting or if they too like it, because we've been, I've heard that chicks dig it. So let's see. Yeah. Out of 500, this is crazy. Out of, like, 500 responses,

it's 51% to 49%, 49% saying, know you gross, you're gross. Isn't that crazy? It's pretty polarizing. This is like divisive topic, you know? Women who like gay porn. Yes, 51%. 49% is no, you gross idiot. Can you believe that? Yeah, but I mean, that means that a significant amount are with you, though. That's a lot. This is like an election. This is how tight elections are. This is really crazy. Yeah, man. Yeah, man. Also, I have some big YMH news. This is, chips in a bowl. This is cats eating kibble. This is a big deal. Jesus. Okay. I posted it on my TikTok like right after it happened.

January 16th, 20206 at 6.14 p.m. I had a double pipe classic. The YM.H. Exclusive. My gosh. Wow. I was euphoric in this. video just watch the should be everybody is when that happens go ahead solo play just really quick it's very important hi i want you to know that today january 16th this is 2026 at exactly 6 14 p.m i christina p. had a double pipe classic now if you're a fan of your mom's house you know what that is it's when you burp and fart at the same time if you're not a fan of your mom's house well now you know and it's very rare. It hasn't happened to me in several

years. You know, when it happens, it kind of sneaks up on you and you're like, oh my God, did I just burp and fart at the same time? And, like, you have to register it. And it's just so special. I wanted to share that with the world. Say goodbye, biscuit. Hey.

Shh, just let me post this really quick. There's always a kid next to me. Like, Mom! Mom! Yeah, do you remember? Like, so that, because I think when this happens, everyone's like, well, what did you just eat? What did you, how did you live that day? Yeah.

Well, I did have a lot of, oh, I know what I had, Mendocino Farms. I had the Quinnell avocado salad. And it was in the evening and I bent over to get a bottle of wine out of the fridge. And I beefed and I burped, like, it went beef and then burp overlaid. And, you know, when you like, you go, oh, my God. Like, it occurs to you, the chain of events. and you're like, no, no, no, that is a double pipe classic. Like even though one started first, the beef, but then the burp overlaid it.

And I was like, this counts, right? Yeah, we got to get you on, we got to get you on Huberman, because I feel like this could be like something that he'd want to share with people, too. You think so? Yeah, yeah, I'll text them. He's a, he's a, got it to you? Well, they both would be interested, but I think Andrew would be like, you know, let me kind of tell people how. what their protocol should be to get in something like that's really cool yeah when's last time you had one do you even remember no it's been a long time it's been a while yeah like but like i said like it's

really important to stay conscious and stay aware because you can have one and it doesn't even register you know like i could have easily just let that pass me by yeah if your mind is kind of like drifting off yeah you don't even put it together it's good yeah you have to be vigilant about your double pipe classic vigilant Yeah. Anyway. Oh, boy. It goes out.

Bless you. Okay. How many are we going to do? Holy shit. It's something annoying. Oh, my God. Okay. I can't believe you're going to miss the big storm.

Storm dad would love the storm. Yeah. Wait, should I really stock up on things? Do you think it's going to be that? Yeah, wine and stuff. Yeah. Cinebunds. Cinebuns.

Cinebuns. It's really important. Fuck. Listen to me. Listen to me, bro. Let me see your phone. No, let me see your phone. Look at his guy. You see his phone. This is Mike the accountant.

No, I know. I know. This thing will fuck you up. He's on my team. All this thing I've been doing his whole life is carrying brick, concrete. He's an internal and external carpenter. Dude, this guy's grip is 10.

I'm stronger than yours and mine. You know, my team. What team is that? I mean, it sounds like it's, I got the free pass team. I don't know. Pretty wild, right? Yeah. This thing will fuck you up.

Hey, man, I need an extension on my taxes. This is the guy to call. He just throws that out. My race is in about a week. I've got about six and a half pounds to lose before then. How are you going to lose six and a half pounds? About eight or nine percent body fat right now.

Some people say, oh, that's what four or five? No, it's not. And some of you guys say that you're like 10% body fat? No, you're not. I've looked at you. You're like 17, 18, 20%. You're not even close to 110%. This is about eight or nine percent body fat.

Hey, man, you haven't gotten back to me on my refund since last year. I filed with you. Could you stop posting these videos? And actually let me know what's going on. From his closet. Hey, Tom, how's your fat percentage reduction going? Oh, it's not great, man. It's not great.

I don't know what it is, but it's not great. You wanted to get down to 4%, right? I thought two to three would be ideal. Yeah. All right. I'm just eating too much, man. Yeah, no, I'm losing too much. I did notice what a,

crazy thing. Can you go to his page? Can you guys go to his page real quick? Because I saw this scrolling this week. I thought this was nuts. Keep going. I can't believe he just throws. I'm still shocked at the end bomb throwdown. Like he just was like, this guy. That's wild, dude. And he, if he did that to you in the street, and he's like, this guy's grip. And then he dropped that on you? Like, what do you even do? What do you say? Do you correct somebody? I'd say thanks, niggum. Appreciate Scroll to the top again Earlier this week

He archives a lot, I think Always yeah Just like a white guy Is that a black guy? What is this? Why do they do this? Can't explain it But I have the urge

And I can't explain it But it's just some we do I don't know To like hide from the public What you were No it's like You're a fuck You're like curating

Oh It's like specifically what I want you to see right now. And sometimes it's nothing. That's a real black move. If you just archive everything, you have a blank page for no reason, very black thing to do.

That's a black thing you think? It's a very black thing to do. Name you one white guy that's done it. I don't know. Unless it's consistently like that, like for it to just randomly be zero posts, but before they had a whole wall of shit,

it doesn't make sense. Why would you do it? I can't explain it, but I've done it before too. I can't explain black stuff. I like that you're like, there are even some black mysteries to me. Yeah. Yeah.

You know what it probably is? It's my white side. Yeah. There's my white. I doesn't understand it. Oh, right. I think it's just,

I live in a constant. This is a great point. Let's go back to this guy in a minute, but may I just interject one thing? I would love to know your black opinion on Jaden Smith lately. Jaden Smith. He's been the, they made him the designer for,

What's the red bottoms shoes? Lubiton. Lubitans? And I'm curious to see what the black opinion is on him. Because, like, okay, his collection is really, it's inspired by the color red. So he's spray painted himself red. And then he made, like, red boots with fur on them and red, red, red, red, red, red. I don't know.

Like, do black people think he's cool or do we not like this? I mean I think yeah it does look like a clown shoe God damn it I know and I like his other stuff actually I think some of the stuff that he did was quite good but I don't I don't think the fur

It's hard to wear a fur That's a baseball cap That's a cap Yeah I mean And he please buy that hat It's $10,000 done Okay don't buy that hat

It's so expensive No way I don't like it that much Yeah, I feel bad for the kid. Yeah, me too. I feel bad. He's just a kid. We were all this fucking stupid at some point, but we didn't have...

How old is this kid? Oh, Jaden now. He's got to be like 28 by now? 27. Yeah, he's a cutie pride. He's still a kid, you know? I know. Yeah, it sucks that this much attention is on him at all.

But... Because, yeah, what 27-year-old is going to be, I don't know, making fucking super sick moves that everyone would agree with? It's like, you're crazy. You're still retarded. Yeah. And I'm surprised, like, is the black community, like, clowning him right now? Or, like, are we... Don't say that word. Sorry. Are the black community, like, making fun of him? Or are we, like, having mercy? That's what I'm really curious about. If you could get back to me, just talk to all the blacks, you know, and then... I feel like... I'll consult the blacks.

Let me know. Okay. Speaking of Black eyes, we should give a shout out. Rest in peace. This was unexpected. And it is quite sad that white folks passed away. You're a lie, I ain't telling no shit. Yeah. You're on video. Hey, man, y'all know what going on. Yeah, whole lot white folks shit, man.

He did? He died. Really sad. He died a few days ago, a motorcycle accident. No, no. You don't know what you miss. You don't know what you miss. You don't know what you miss.

You don't know what you miss. You know what you miss. What a light. What a light. What a, he was a good time. Here's two black people hanging out. Whoa Viggy. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. What a treasure. Rest in peace. Yeah. Another cool guy gone. That's really sad. Yeah.

That's too bad. Oh, well. I wonder how our... Motorcycles, man, they're just so dangerous, bro. Yeah, and it should have been his health that killed him. So you look at a guy like him. and you're like he's going to die any minute. Well, I don't think that was really far off.

But yeah. Gone but never forgot. I don't think. Look at that list. I don't know if the dove belongs on there. Well, he passed away. Oh, that's right. That's right.

Yeah. Yeah, look at those guys. Yeah. Unkshine? It's crazy. That list is crazy. That is hard rock. Nick next to Larry King, next to Herk, Kevin Samuels, Leo OJ, a succulent Chinese meal, the Irish drunk, 10 Benadryl.

The Calerty guy's dead? I didn't realize that. I thought we heard that he was dead and then that that was false. Wait a minute. I don't know. We've heard mixed reports, but I would believe it. No. No, not the Calerty guy.

No, how would you not believe that? What part of you would doubt that? Just if all these cockroaches, I mean that guy can outlive the whole. He's a drunk. They live forever. They do fucking live. God damn it. They keep living.

And they never fucking stop living. Yeah, I know. God only takes the good ones. Here's some funny stuff for you. I got some LOLs after this sad moment. Oh, no. Okay. Here we go.

Oh, look at what this is. Yeah, dog. Oh, fuck. No, uh, wait, dude. That was just a basketball. Holy shit. Whatever, what's that shit called? Fucking basketball thing.

Yeah, that was a hoop. It looks like it was a basketball thing. She just fell down on that? It looks like it's in the Philippines, maybe. Oh, that's why. She put a lot of weight on that. They're not built. They're like, hey, stand on this.

She's 90 pounds. She's tiny. I know, but she was bouncing. I mean, no, it should have not done that for sure. That's all rusty and shitty. But she definitely fucked with it. Yeah. Damn, dude.

That one was pretty scary. I was pretty horrified by that. She seems okay. Oh, fuck. You guys are broken. That was unbelievable. That guy used to do that in college, you know, for sure. That's a dad who was like, oh, yeah.

You don't know I could do gymnastics? You know? I mean, look, he knows what he's doing. Yeah, he can do it. He's got the muscle memory. But his body can't. Dude, this is like, you just can't do stuff when you're old. I can't play tennis anymore.

My body's all fucked up. Broken ankle. Fuck. Those noises were great, though. Shout out to the dust. Just for those noises. Okay. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Foo! What, dude? What the fuck was that? He got up and walked away from that. No, that was a dumpster. He landed on like a metal dumpster, dude. God damn it, dude.

That should have split his body in half. Oh, fuck. Jesus. Holy shit, that fucking hurt. Ripped him in half like Plato. It really should have. What is this? It's a water map.

I don't know. do that. You know, but you can't, you can throw anything on someone's head. But that clearly was, can I break this over your head?

He was like, yeah, go for it. You know. Can I break it on your head? Yeah, yeah. It's just not. Oh,

shit, man. And is it racist? Fuck. Oh, that's crazy. That's crazy. I see what you do. I mean, the question was racist. That's crazy

Well, I saw it, I was like, oh no, is this clip racist? That's crazy. You know he gave that man 20 bucks, too? He's like, I get him 20 bucks, you let me smash this shit on here. He's like, okay. Yeah, yeah. All right. And you got a concussion out of it.

It's fucking crazy. That is nuts. Well, we got a fun one for you here. Something I think you'll enjoy. Sure. You ready? I'm ready. This guy is, this guy is, um, this guy is,

is locked up in Indiana, okay? And they did an interview with him in Indiana, in prison. The first woman you killed was Karen Hadella, 40-40 or a woman, who you'd never met. Why did you kill her? Just felt like it. I don't know. I mean, I didn't have to have a reason.

And then you killed somebody who was a friend of your family, your mother's friend, Christine Wittes. She caught me cutting up another one. And then she told me she was going to call the police. How did you kill her? Strangler. Just trying to discover whether there's any part of your mind, any part of your, I use the word loosely, humanity, which says that this is appalling. Yeah, I don't believe I got any of that. Humanity.

Or teeth. You have no humanity. I don't think I do. The chuckle is really what nails. The chuckle is good, yeah. Yeah. You have no remorse at all about any of the people you murdered. It just don't seem to affect me.

Yeah. I mean, I could kill a person and just go out to dinner. I don't care. He's got a little giggle again. But in a way, is this. not the most liberating way to be where you're just like, oh, whatever. This is what Buddhists have been trying to get you

to your whole lifetime is to be detached. What an interesting take on this. Yeah. What an interesting take. Is this something that Buddhists would celebrate? He's not attached. He's totally detached. He's funny. He's like, I could do that and go to dinner.

Go on. Yeah. The only time I ever got any kind of feeling about it at all was rush I got when I doing it. Yeah, that feels nice, I know. You got an adrenaline rush from killing people. I guess it was more than that, too.

I mean, I got a kick out of cutting them up. I mean, you get a kick out of cutting them up? Yeah. It seemed like after the first one, it just got good to me, you know? Yeah. At first, though, it's kind of nervous about it. But then after the first one, I was like... You know what?

He went from becoming an amateur to a professional. I understand that. 10,000 hours. That's what it takes. Remember the first time you play tennis? Yep. And you're like, yeah. And then all of a sudden you learn to turn over the racket, right?

You turn it over, let the momentum take. You're like, hey, this is fun. It's not that different, you know? No, no. You have to let yourself enjoy it too, this thing. You know what I mean? Like, he's so free. I don't think I'll ever be this free from my emotions.

I don't think you'll ever be this free. Most of us will never be this free. No, I'm kind of jealous. It wasn't just women. I mean, they were men, too. They just didn't find them. I didn't tell them about none of them. He's like, I killed men, too.

So you killed a greater number of people than the police know? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. They might have a tenth of it. I'll put it that way. So you may have killed 29, 30 people? Mm-hmm.

Yep. Are you prepared now to tell? the authorities where those bodies are buried? No. You never will. I'm not going back, going through all that court stuff. It's not going to do it. Yeah, court sucks.

Do you feel any sense of remorse? I've done a lot of bitch. I'm right where I belong. Believe me. They don't want me at. Yeah. Well, I just thought that would be a fun thing to... The chuckle is really cool.

Yeah. You know, it's really interesting, though, that it is always this type of guy you get in when there's serial killers. Like, there's only one personality type, one physical makeup. They all look like him. What is this, white guy? This is a white guy thing. It is a white guy thing.

It is a white guy thing. Like a dorky, friendly white guy thing. I don't know how friendly he is, but they're usually from, you know, a certain socioeconomic background. There's usually some neglect. They're usually, yeah, have some abuse in their background. And there's this antisocial thing that starts pretty young with them. But only white guys feel entitled enough to cut up other people.

Maybe is that what this is? Well, here's the thing. This is why you got to support white-owned businesses, okay? Because these are the kinds of guys. guys that feel like you didn't support their business, you know? And then there's kind of one way to get you back. That's why. White privilege.

Well, that was so dark. This is something that'll make you smile. I hate those fucking eyeswales. This is laughter yoga. So who's laughed do you like more? Who's laughed do you like more? Do you like? Or do you like?

the serial killer all day because a serial killer is real. This is like when you go to an alt comedy show and you hear those people that are laughing extra hard and loud to show you that they're smart enough to get the joke that's not actually funny but that's smart, you know? This is fake.

I hate that. Fuck you, you fucking nerd. I hate these dorks, dude. I know. I know. How dare they try to make themselves happen? without alcohol or drugs or this would make me very up this would this might turn me into a serial killer if you took me to laughter yoga I might leave there and just kill somebody

oh I hated that look at this look at this okay we should do this to my mom okay he shaped the toilet paper covered it with the nestlies I love this. Triple chocolate. Ah, that's a cauchon. Hey. I love this so much.

My mom, do that to Charles. I love to. You should do it, but set it up at Chichobomba so that they give it to her there. Oh, my God. And they're like,

this is fish from the oven. I hate to me. I told me you taste like paper. Drink your water. That was awesome. All right. I got to get going, Gene. What are you going to do today?

What are you got? This is our final official prep day. So there's a bunch of shit to do. And then I have, I got rehearsal over the weekend. Okay. And then we start Monday morning. Dang, homie. Okay.

Very excited, very amazed. We're going to batten down the hatches. Is that the radio? I don't even know what that batten down. Is that how you say that? I feel like I've never said that out loud. Sintan the Chin Chaw. Tintang, tinktong.

We're going to do that and we're going to batten down the hatches. You nailed it. Yeah. Secure ships. Yeah. Tintang, ting chah. Yeah. We're going to hopefully survive this storm.

I'll let you know we're alive by the end of the weekend. Well, make sure you stop and don't get water. don't get like toilet paper, don't get like canned goods. Get wine, get some donuts, yeah, cinnamon rolls, get some tequila. Porosos we have at the house. Oh, yes, we do, we do. All right, I love you, jeans. Good luck.

All right, love you. Bye. See you guys. Bye-cha-cha. Bye-bye.