Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - The King Of Stink | Your Mom's House Ep. 830

Episode Date: October 1, 2025

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Sunday, October 19th, at the hall at Live Casino in Hanover, Maryland. I will be throwing it down. It's one of my favorite spots to go to. Get tickets now at tomscore.com slash tour, and I'll see you there. Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house. I don't like it. I don't like it.

Wow. It's been a long time. I hate it. Let's go Get it to me, Mark And five, four, three, two Where's your fucking expression? Tugagal lo, go.

I've got Putang Aramo is your mother's a whore. Yeah, it's rad. I was going for the good morning. Yeah. Ugandan Umaga. There you go. There you know.

All right. They're just telling me how poor it is in the Philippines. Yeah, I know. We had all these Js talking and now we got, you know, this lady. It's like fucking. say something. Say something cool and different. I know. Takalaka takak a tuk. Tuk. What's that mean? Your shirts pressed? What else you know

to say? Shirts pressed. All right. And the lumpia is hot. I have some karekare for you to this today. So ridiculous. What? Welcome to the show. What's everybody? What's everybody? Can I? Yeah, I love you. I'm giving me miss you. I don't want you to go.

No, I'll be back in a couple days. I know. Yeah. But you realize today is the last day of, no, this is October 1st. This is the best day of the best month. Oh, that's right. Of the year. This is your all-time favorite.

This is the best time. You might notice. Ever since I had met you, you were like, Halloween is here. It's witchy as shit. It's witchy, yeah. May I make my announcement then? Please.

I'm so fucking pumped. I've been working for months to develop this. It's finally happening. I'm wearing it right now. This is a liquid lipstick. Liquid lipstick. It is called nocturn. It's got fall vibes and it stays on forever.

This formula is from Italy. My new formula. It's liquid. You can wear it forever and ever and ever. I'm absolutely obsessed. And then I made a gloss with just a little bit of shimmer. Just a little bit. Not a lot, and it's called whimsy kiss gloss.

And the color for fall vibes is called Just Like Honey, and it's like a nice honey-wheat color. And then are you ready for this? Yeah. Velvet Crush Blush. It's a blush, Tom. You're not even excited. Look at me. It's a blush.

You open it up, and it feels like velvet, and your skin activates it, warms up, and you put it on, and it's so soft and creamy, and it stays on. That's exciting, actually. Two new colors. Forever Winona and Romeo's mistress on ChristinaP.com. And also, if you're a dude trying to get some fucking strange, trying to get your tip licked, you know, buy ladies' little gifts like that. They love it. Yeah. ChristinaP.com, check out my new stuff. It's, it is, I'll tell you why I do this, Tom, Tim, is that the quality of American makeup is not always there. It's not always there. So I have it made in Italy and an itlié and I hand, I wear these products for, months and months. I hand select them. They're special. Everyone is special to me because I wear

them. Try it out. ChristinaP.com. Ladies, you know what to do. Guys, I'm telling you, if you're trying to get some, some ink on your pen, get your lady a nice little gift. Get her some blush or lipstick or do you have eyeliner too? Nope. Is that coming? Maybe. We'll see. I just do what I like. I do what I enjoy. I do what I want. I do what I use. I don't like that. I don't like it. But that's what I like. Babe. I like that. All right.

You know what to do. Get yourself some new lipstick and, uh, this is the fall drop. There's going to be a winner one. It's going to blow your fucking minds too. But get it now. Pre-order it. Sorry, I should mention that. If you pre-order it now, it'll be sent to you in two weeks.

Let me give you the opener of the show. Oh. Here we go. The thing about fighting me is that you're not going to beat my ass. You're not going to be my ass. You're not going to beat my ass. You're not going to beat, I'm going to beat your pussy ass up. I got something to say about that.

He's retarded that guy. I'm going to. Welcome to your mom's house. Mom, Sigura. And Christina Pizzini. Shit, sweet. Welcome to your mom's house. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, mea, meow, meow. you're not going to beat my ass i want to just say something when you're a dude and you navigate life you always have to kind of every room that you're in your brain on some level sizes people up you recognize who's a threat and who isn't and i just want to put it out there to this guy i will fuck you up i'll beat the shit out of you I'm 100% certain of it. So I just want this kid to know that if you even think about coming anywhere close to me

and challenge me, it's fucking on. I will beat the absolute fucking shit out of you. There you go. Yeah, I believe you too. Hey, what's up with this Mark Zuckerberg guys? Why does he, the trance? What's going on, dude? I don't know.

I don't know. I'm not going to get pussy. You're not going to, I'll beat your ass. Stupid. It's not happening, dude. It's stupid. Also, you could do another take of this video, bro. Why did you upload this one?

Matter of fact, I'll put money on the line for any mail that works here. Though, to take him on? I think every single one could take him. Really? Every single one. We've got some pretty weak ones. Well, I know. We've got some softies here, but they're not softer than him.

What do you think he weighs? This guy? It's hard to say because he's not. standing can't see the full body i think some of the women could take him i believe that too hadn't the shit kicked out of me by a woman i know you have well i did that thing for uh for rogue with the ufc oh right yeah and little monster i mean she's a professional fighter but she fucking show her let's look at her look at little monster yeah dang yeah is she black no oh she's Greek. Oh, okay. She's like 5-1. Bring her up. But she's a, she's a little meat pocket. Damn.

She's a fucking muscle vessel vessel. Yeah, dude. That chick is fucking, just a muscle. You don't understand when you're with a pro. The level of skill is insane. What does it feel like to touch a woman that's like strong like that? Well, you're not really touching her as so much as just trying to hold on for dear life so yeah what did she do she boxed you or yeah she play boxed me and then she just went to her ground like jujitsu oh she just fucking wrap me up like a cobra and she did it at like 30 40 percent of her capacity be honest with me i know i'm your wife and we're maritally loving and wedded and stuff you didn't get just a little hard no i was actually

i was trying to i was like hey this arm's pretty fucked up try to save your limbs but you don't think if I got into this and I could do this to you in the bedroom it would excite you let me out

okay I'm hearing you out in the world you're very dominant male you're doing your thing your non-toxic alpha what if in the bedroom I'd become the alpha and I dominate you

I don't know about that yeah I don't think so she looks amazing she's amazing she's super talented too she's super talented if any of the women here

started training I bet they could fuck him up real good. Oh, for sure. I want to see this fight. I want to fund these fights. I want to do fight night between. There's some security that works out. Oh, he's got the weird Zuckerberg.

He's got a, there's like female security that could whip this guy's ass at mothership. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, of course. Yeah. There's that one that we know that we see all the time. We fucking would just annihilate this guy. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Dildo.

You can't, and also, from what I understand of, like, male stuff, is that you can't just issue idle threats like this because some psycho's going to take you up on it, like you. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, this guy. Isn't that stupid to, like, put forth threats? Does he put through, but is, is this his thing to talk about threats all the time? Is he, like, always talking about beating people up this guy?

Do you know? Or do we know? No, we don't know. We haven't found his profile yet. Oh, okay. He's known as Frankie Fardeyes. that's his real that's what he's known as no that's what it says here

Frankie fart eyes yeah that's what they're calling him in the comments because his eyes look like they fart I don't understand no he looks like he has pink eye in them oh farted in his eyes like someone farted in his eyes the caption says that face when your bully holds you down and farts in your eyes so is this video that someone posted

or it's not from his page now it's something someone posted oh okay yeah well let it be known dude if you want to fucking go this whole studio's ready damn just to make it clear Tom's saying that we're not saying that necessarily any you're not gonna you don't feel you could take him on

fart eyes just feel a little bad for the guy you know I just don't want to add to the you feel bad for a guy that's threatening violence I think he's just you know he's been hit too many times and he's just trying to defend himself you know what if we all just farted in his eyes I would do it probably yeah you're the fart king yeah if he was in school well I don't know if I was

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Well, yeah, I mean, but I don't think you're the fart king of YMH. Obviously, that's my husband, Tom. Oh. There's nobody that farts bigger than Tom. Tom. You guys have compilates. There's entire compilations that are on our social media. Those aren't of massive farts, though.

Befing during your green screen. Yeah, but those aren't like, what a fart. Yeah, but I've lived with you for 20 years. You have what a fart. And he's done one fart in his lifetime at YMH. I can bring Tanner in here right now and he'll tell you a very funny. Why don't you show us these farts? Why are you hiding your farts from us then?

Why is it just Tanner that gets to have this? First of all, I don't know what you're talking about. I just, look, I'm not, the, being proud of a fart is crazy, man. I will say, I am always a little, I'll be honest, I'm a little disappointed and I'm a little hurt. God. That every time I fart around you, I get a head shake and you're like, it's fucking wild, you're disrespectful. There's a time.

You never celebrate them. He never does. There was a time we were about to go do ads in this studio, and we were in the other studio. And on your way, in front of me, you. You farted, and I just didn't do the ads. I just stayed in that studio because I ain't going to breathe that fucking air that you're trying to force me to fucking breathe. I ain't going to do it. I'm going to just sitting there now.

I'm going to fucking just be on my phone for a little bit. Bro, what kind of relationship do we have that you can't be like, yo, that was dope, man. Let's go do some ads now. Nigger, you're my boss. That's all a relationship. The fuck you mean. So big ups, boss. That was a tight fart.

No, that ain't. No, that ain't no. He called you the N-word. I call everybody. I know. It does feel special. special when you call us the N-words. Bro, I was hanging out in a couple weeks ago.

I was in Vegas with some major BTBs. Hell yeah. B-T-B-T-B-T-B. Type shit. Did you give them the type shit? Yeah. Type shit. That's what I taught you.

Six-seven. It was a... Six-seven. Oh my God. These were like major... This was like the creme de la cram of BTBs, okay? Big-time blacks. Yeah.

I mean, I'm at... I'm at this mass. massive fight. I can't look at you talking about this. And there's Chappelle. Marchon Lynch. Big times. Chance the rapper.

Mike Tyson. Wow. Michael Irvin. Evander Holyfield. This is Lennox Lewis. Biggest times. It was like the fucking BTBs of BTBs. It's a Mount Rushmore of BTBs.

And I just kind of. Damn. Wiggled my way in there. And I was like, what's up? And it was the best. when the BTBs are in an environment like that and having fun it's the greatest man

it was so good there he is oh my god you're right behind Tyson I'm right behind Iron Mike I see Tony there Kirk Box what did it feel like to be so close to Mike and you guys have like a relationship well it was fun I you know when I

they're like you're right you're right with Mike Tyson I was like oh sweet and I saw him and at first when I came to my seat he was already in his seat so I was like oh I'll just you know I don't want to, he's with his wife, like his arms around his wife. You're like, hey, so I just kind of waited a bit. And then I found a moment and I said what's up to him.

How did you do it, though? I'll tell exactly how I did it. So he's seated there. I was like, there was kind of like a break in the, the fight hadn't started yet. So we were all just kind of like waiting around. And I just came around. I said, Mike, I just went right into it. I was like, hey, we did, we did Rogan's podcast together one time.

And then I was like, oh, yeah. And I go, and we flew together once and you came to my show and I had that. And he goes, Sigora. And I go, yeah, he goes, it's good to see you, man. And gave me, you know, just like a little exchange like that. And I was like, well, I'm right here. If, if you need anything, you know, I'll fuck somebody up. Can I tell you, can I tell you why that's so amazing is that he remembered your last name?

He remembered my last name. Accurately. Yeah. Not like Madison Square Garden. Samanetra. Yeah. Oh, you Tom Cigar. Yeah.

And that's a BTB. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. But he gave me a, he gave me a Seguera, and he was like, yeah, it's good to see you. We chatted a couple more times during the fight, you know, I was asking what you're speaking. But that was fun. You know what I love. Meeting Marshawn. Oh, my, Marsha.

Even I know who that is from footballs when you're watching the football game, and I'd be like, that's a great name. Okay. Any, when I point to you, say the N-word, okay? Oh, no. No, I'm just telling you, this is. I think I can pick it up. This is exactly how this one. So I see Marshawn and we had texted the night before.

I was introduced to him via text. So I was like, hey, I'll be at the fight. He was like, me too, blah, blah, blah. So then I see him, right? And I, there's a bunch of people. And he also, everybody knows him. So everybody's kind of like, I'm like, all right, I'm just going to like say what's up. Because I just, we just texted.

So I tapped him on the shoulder. I turned around. I go, hey, it's Tom. We texted. He was like, oh, what's up? man. So we chat a little bit. And as we're chatting about something that the reason we were introduced was for like an idea. So we're chatting about this idea. He's holding a, he's really in a photography now. So he's been, he went to NFL, he was photographing the fight, but we're in

the lounge. I was like, oh, what you got there? Tell me about the camera. And then he looks up as we're talking, see somebody. And he goes, hey, and then and then he goes, and then he goes, The guy turns, and he goes, takes a photo, and then he turns back to me. He was like, yeah, so I go, oh, that's an interesting way you work. Just startled. Like, most photographers are like, excuse me, or, hey, stay right there. He just goes, so, niggins.

Then it was in crowds. Like, that's the first, like, photographer, like notable photographer. Who grabs people's attention that way? That's such a great idea for a book. Oh, yeah. You could just call it. And you can just call it. Something, Nick.

Yeah. And you open it up and it's everybody that said that to. And then it's just your face of being like. Yeah. I wonder, did he say that to any white people or just other BTBs? Well, I would have to be around them all the time to know that. Right. You just saw it like once.

He did it like one time. Yeah. It was pretty great though. Wow. It was pretty great. What a room. What a special time. What a special thing to be a part of.

The fun thing is to see him in that environment saying that. And then, like, a 62-year-old white guy going like, ah, all right? He's like, that's interesting. That's always my favorite. It's like, well, you weren't uncomfortable with this word a few years ago. Yeah. What happened? You weren't uncomfortable when you were in high school.

And you were fucking yelling it across the field. So now you're like, oh, my goodness. And then the other white guy follow up to that. The older one is always, how come they can say it? That's always the problem whites have. with it. Old, old white. And can I tell you something?

It's always a charade. In other words, yeah, I think so. No, no, you know the answer. Yeah. You just like to go. Why? The best response to that, though,

is like, no, you can. You can, yeah. Go ahead. Say it right now in the middle of the room. Go ahead. I just want to hear how you would say it. Go ahead. Yeah.

And then they go, wait, are you being? Well, I don't want to, you know, I don't actually use that word. I'm not disrespecting you when I say it. What do you mean? Just, I just thought that I could, isn't this freedom of speech? Yeah.

Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, you're free. Don't you feel free? Well, listen, as long as we're on B-TB topics and stuff. Now, this didn't happen with a B, but I was at the pharmacy, and I was waiting for my Prozac. Yeah. And there was a gentleman, just like a middle-aged white guy next to me. Now, the pharmacy we go to is very, it's like small, the seating area.

Yeah. And I'm waiting for them to call my name and blah, blah, blah. And it's just me, another old guy on the bench. We're just waiting. Yeah. And he's rolling business calls. And, you know, like, and it's a cool move. It's so cool.

And it's also like, oh, you have to do this call right now in front of all of us. And it was like, well, you know, the media requests have been pretty. I mean, yeah, we can do that. And I was like, like, he clearly wants us to know how important he is. Like, he couldn't wait for 15 minutes and make the call outside. Now, the one saving. And it was really annoying because he would roll. Eric Ellison, because it sounds like it was a really important person.

But he, and then he would roll into another one, and I was like, are you fucking kidding me? And the guy next to me, we were like, this is horrible. But the one thing I will give him is that at least he didn't do it on speaker phone. Yeah, that's another level. Which is something that...

Usually when guys... Bees do it all the time. Bees do it. Why do bees do it? Stay out of my bed. Like, it's my phone. What the fuck you mean? I'm not using your phone.

That'd be different, right? that's that's disrespectful but the speaker phone convert like if to have the whole thing on speaker phone yeah well real btb shit is bringing out the jbl and then putting it on that that's real btb shit i don't do that that's that's that's another tier i can't i'm not there there's different tiers i've never seen that the jbl you've seen it yeah the speaker you mean a speaker yeah little little pill speaker yeah yeah and you're just like all right yeah um but that That is a, I've seen women, by the way, also do the public thing. Oh, it's the word, and that's the dumbest conversations.

It's always, like, it's a performative thing to get people, it depends on the type of conversation. Usually, like, what people are doing in that situation is they're trying to show people around them either, A, I'm not someone to be played with. The men, the men. Depends. Yeah. Sometimes it's like, you know, because if they do, like, well, you tell that motherfucker that when I see them, I'm going to fuck them. up and you're like okay this is for everybody to kind of gather that you're tough yeah sometimes it's i want everybody around to you know know that i'm important i have important things going on um

it's real crazy sometimes people who do this will throw in numbers yes that's what this guy did yeah you know 2.7 million whatever fuck it i got it and you're like okay all right this is a big shot he's like us know he's a big shot and he was a traveler he had to let us know that he'll be in europe for the next two months. That's another thing. I'm important. I'm letting everybody know that there's an important guy here. In the pharmacy,

knew that he and his wife were going to Europe for two months. Well, I can do that in Prague. I can't do that here. And you're like, oh, wow. Oh, totally. It was so gross. And then, but you're right, the women's conversations are like, well, I told her, I was like, Skyler.

If I go to that Pilates, I am not going to see you there. You better not go to na, nah, nah, nah, nah. It's always about beef. with some other woman. Sometimes people will do that thing. It's horrible. Where they'll have the argument with their significant others in front of people. It's another way of just like performing for the room.

Let them know that like I'm taken. I'm wanted and I will correct you and confront, you know, like they want people to know. Like, oh, wow, look how tough this person is. Sometimes you just, you know, you're in those pharmacy lines and things just kind of go sideways, right? Give my money back for the pills. the wrong bill. This guy told me to fuck my mother. Fuck your mother. Get my money back for the pills. Now, you're not going to kill

me. Fuck your mother. Free speech. America. Fuck your mother, fuck your father, fuck you. Give my money back with my pills. That's my heart doctor. I'm not going to fucking die for you. A redneck scumbaggack like you. Now somebody better

give me $35 back is what they better do. Yeah, cops are coming. Free speech, queer. Are you queer? Go, call you like that year Get the hell out of here! You, queer! Damn.

I think he found the button. Yeah. Everything was fine until he was like, are you queer? He's like, get the fuck out of here! That sounded like fart eyes. You're not going to beat my... I'm not going to...

You're going to beat my pussy ass. I'll be your pussy ass. Okay. But in defense of this gentleman, CVS, not great generally. Yeah. I fucking, it's the worst. It's the lowest.

Yeah. Dude, I felt like this. Fuck your mother. Free speech. America. Fuck your mother. Free speech. America.

Three separate thoughts combined to make one sentence. Fuck your mother. Free speech. America. Yeah. That's a low key of bar. Yeah, that's pretty tight. You know.

Fuck your mother. Fuck your father. Free speech, queer. Now, I'll just say this. Fuck your mother. What? Listening to somebody roll calls publicly is a nightmare. Listening to somebody lose their shit and scream at a retail person just doing their job.

Like a prayer service. It's absolutely one of the most beautiful things you can witness. Yeah. This is like a candlelight vigil in my eyes. I know. It feels good. But then, yeah, I feel bad for the workers. I felt like this when you ever have it where they're like, so I had to get my Prozac, you know?

And then they're like, and they're like, I waited forever. And then I get up there. And she's like, yeah, we can't do that until October 15th. I'm like,

do what? Give me these pills? Like, if I don't take these, I'm going to have a fucking psychotic breakdown, bro. Like, I got to take these.

And I was like, I don't care. Just wait. Like, it's an insurance thing. Yeah. And I'm like, you fucking,

I was like, it was like a whole $5 too. Were you like, are you queer? Yeah. That's how I wanted to feel like, even the other girl behind the,

the register was like bro it's like five dollars just give her the meds yeah like i wasn't gonna be like no i can't pay five dollars yeah to have my mind right oh right so you had to pay the five bucks whoopi yeah give it to me dummy anyway i i get this guy i feel him yeah i get it too fuck your mother fuck your father are you queer give me my meds i give me my money back give me my 35 dollars giving me my 35 so he wants the he was the what give me the pills back and get the money? I don't understand. I don't understand either. I guess he wants his money back because they didn't give him the right amount of pills or some shit. I don't know. But that's very rare. I would love to see how this was resolved. They're so stingy with their pills

in America. It's so hard to get fucking like antibiotics. You know how I need penicillin. Like oh, I need penicillin. Well, I'm not going to OD on penicillin. They should just sell that shit at the bodega. You know how like you're in Mexico and you're in the fucking why can't we buy penicillin or whatever? I have what Latin America has, which is just a pharmacy where you can get what you fucking need. I know. You just go, I need antibiotics. And they're like, yeah, here they are. Yeah.

You're not going to abuse penicillin. I need fucking dick pills. Why can't I just buy them here? What the fuck? I know. They regulate that so tightly. I'm like, just fucking. Guys, I'm not going to go high.

I'm trying to get high. Why can't I buy a pill here? Anyway, let's talk about, speaking of people from different parts of the world, who smells the worst? Because I'll say this. Yeah. A lot of people, and I'm sure that, like, you'll see this a lot, at least here in the States, they always attribute the B.O. of BOs to the people of India and Pakistan, right? They'll just go that you guys don't, but it's not fair to dismiss Eastern Europe. 100% some of the smelliest motherfuckers that we've ever come across are white yes eastern Europeans now there's

reason right there's always like factors for how this happens culturally why a culture of people would have absolutely eastern Europe you go there my god in the summertime and it's a nightmare and one of the reasons I think that we're finding it to be so prevalent amongst eastern European whites is that one of their fashion choices that you find, especially amongst men, is the sleeveless tea. Yes. They love to go out in like one of these, right? And it's summertime and your bodies are cooking and the armpits are right there. It's like a invitation to meet their armpits.

Yeah, it's a smell buffet. It really is. And I also think that it must be also not just the attire and the climate, but that maybe deodorant is just not. not as prevalent and popular like here in the states for most people who have let's just say who are employed like if you have a job for most people they're like oh my hygiene is at least somewhat important I'll wear deodorant but when you're there you feel like oh I don't feel like and like these are employed people I don't feel like you care what you smell like and this is your people

this is my tribe so I listen best smelling people by the way what and in the my experience, in America, it's black women. This is very lovely, yeah. And Latin's of both. I was just going to say, high class, Latin smell. Always. Always. Yeah.

So here's a deal, man, is I was thinking about this topic yesterday, because we smelled B.O. yesterday. Bad. Bad. Real bad. And crackers, too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. And I was like, wow, it's been a while since I felt that it's so personal to smell somebody's body odor. Especially if you're in close proximity. Like if you're talking, if you're, you know, it's one thing somebody walks by, you go, Jesus Christ. Yeah. When you're like having to talk to someone, you're like, the fuck is going on with you. It's an assault on the senses. Yeah. It doesn't, it's kind of, it's like, well, I don't know you like that, bro. Like, how can you fucking inflict that? But summer of 1994, I was in Hungary for like months and I would ride the Villamosh, the Hungarian transport. And man, that was a smell. I'll never forget. People packed in,

sweating, right? I've also been to the Middle East. And the Middle Easterners, I think you have a theory that's right here because they wear the clothing, it masks the smells if they have them. And also a lot of people, like you said, the Indians, they think they're the stinkiest.

Not my stepdad. I lived with one. And he wasn't stinky. Not once that I smell him. I just, I feel, because like, I'll say this. You know, I've grown up obviously like in a Latin-influenced household. Yeah. And I've spent a lot of time with Latin America.

American people. The women, dude, they never smell bad. They never smell bad. The dudes, a cultural thing amongst a lot of Latin dudes is not just like hygiene presentation. They're all into like Cologne. Like smells. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice smells. Yeah. I would also say if you want to play a game, when you're out in public next time, let's say you're in a hotel lobby, you're in a bar, a restaurant, just any, the mall. If you see a black woman who is between the ages of 20 and 60, you can bet your, I bet you if you go, this woman's going to smell amazing, nine out of ten times.

Oh, yeah. You'll walk by her and be like, she smells amazing. Oh, yeah. And I think it's partially, you know, it's a culture thing, skin care, hair care. They almost always smell amazing. Lovely. They smell. And the lotions on their skin always smell impactful. I would say it's like more than nine out of ten. It's almost like 10 out of 10. It's really crazy. And black gentlemen smell very nice. A lot of black guys also very much with like skincare presentation. You know who's the best smelling black man in show

business? I think I've even told you this before. Marlon Wayans? Marlon Wayans. That guy would show up. I worked on one TV show with him a million years. ago and he just smelled like a dream and he smelled like he used i think evada hair stuff and then whatever odor combination i was like this guy smells amazing yeah and brett ernst smelled very good all the time comedian brett ernst those are two good smelling dudes and comedy yeah good hygiene good hygiene and that's really what it is it's all about hygiene yeah oh 20 countries with the worst 20 countries with the worst body odor according to Reddit. Okay, this is interesting.

So number 20, they have Vietnam, and it says, you know, Southeast Asia's humid environment. That makes sense. This is like a, and it's also like, it's a developing country, right? Like, it's not like completely whatever undeveloped. But yeah, there's like, there's a lot of rural parts and. But like the other Asians, not smelly at all. Like the Japanese not smelly, right?

Totally different. different type of Asian. Yeah, yeah. However, if you go to Korea, South Korea, obviously, the whole fucking place smelled like garlic. It makes sense.

It's like part of the, yeah. Everything smelled like garlic to me. Philippines. Oh, Philippines. There you go. There's Niana, there's tenor, there's any. Philippines.

Body odor, body odor, body odor. Especially for those who suffer from it. The condition may have a negative impact on their social life. Take note from the additional variables to affect body odor's incidents in addition to inadequate cleanliness. Diet has an impact, which is kind of like the garlic thing.

Pork, rice, bread are the key ingredients of that cuisine, onions and garlic. Oh, yeah. Can I tell you, yes, when we smelled that guy's B.O. I think why it's so offensive to me is because then I'm aware of his habits, like his eating, like his teeth brushing. Well, here's kind of crazy. 18 is Nepal. So far, Asia is dominating the BO. Asia wins.

Well, in 17, we go to Iran. Now, what's interesting is. I wonder, I wonder if this had been a, and if they would be on this list pre, like, revolution. Sure. Sure, sure, sure. Like when, when, when, uh, Tehran was the, like, the Paris of the Middle East, yes.

This may have been. So true. A different thing. And also, might I add, when I was doing USO tours, many years ago, I spent some time with Iraqi soldiers. Yeah. Man, that was a funk. That didn't smell good.

Yeah. That did not smell good. Saudi Arabia. Again, it's a really hot environment. Yeah. Right? This says here, this is interesting because, again, we were talking about culture. Hall discovered Arabs do not make an effort to completely cover their odors.

And in contrast to Americans who engage in daily rituals of deodorizing and perfume application, Arabs practice purification rights. They aim to symbolize eradicate the differentness of the outsider. whom their culture refers to as he who stinks. So it's almost like separating us from you. That you do that, we don't do that. Turkey is a country with the worst body, but it's number 15.

Oh, no. That was according to Turkish hurried yet, the comment left by American basketball player Danny Granger on his Twitter, which angered Turks. Of course. In the World Championship, he traveled to Turkey. And according to his blog, Turks don't use deodorant and smell like dead.

donkeys. A dead donkey. All right. Fair enough. The Turks are very much. Iraq. You've been there. Not there.

I was in the Persian Gulf War. Back to what you were saying about what you, they use a lot of spices. Yeah. They use the stinky ones. Yeah. Nutmeg clothes. Paprika. Which might explain my Hungarian summer.

And we eat a lot of garlic too. I wonder if the hungos will be on this list. Oh, I hope there's still 13 more spots. There sure is. Indonesia. I get that. Oh, for sure. That's a gimmie.

A lot of almost every place that we have. have seen on this list is a warm climate humid tropical however hold on though yeah let's do a little devil devil's advocate here yeah you know where else is hot where the bahamas the caribbean jamaica you don't see these folks well we don't know we don't know what's coming up hold on hold on hold on hold on go back this is a different this is interesting because in this this says that uh the owner of this newest motorcycle sharing firm Eris Waiyudi believes he has discovered a novel strategy for increasing sales. Endang Ahmad, a 37-year-old professional armpit sniffer. Oh, wow.

Adds that holding a clipboard, he uses it to grade applicants while they stand with their arms out in front of them. We have come across many types of odor. We don't give a pass to those whose perspiration. Okay, I'm not really sure what that was basically. Yeah, whose perspiration and underarm odor are combined. I don't understand how you can separate the two. Let's scroll. This is nonsense.

Thailand. Cambodia. All right. Finally. Finally. Okay, so there's two more Asian countries and then finally the USA. Okay, scroll down. According to the survey, Americans are far less likely than their older counterparts to have used deodorant. This is true.

Oh, younger Americans, excuse me. The hippies. The hippie shits. Nearly four in ten Americans between the ages of 18 and 24 claim they hadn't used antipospirant or deodorant in previous month. Only 69% of Americans between the ages of 25 and 34 reported using their product. So maybe this younger generation is stinkier than the older. I would agree. Because I feel like my parent generation, almost everybody that I would meet always smelled clean.

Yes, but these younger kids, they're like, it's not natural. It's going to give you cancer. Like, I don't think it's not the deodorant. My question to the younger generation of Americans is, Are you queer? Because you should be cleaning up. Okay, scroll. Yeah, they're hippies, man.

Yeah, I was going to say Hollywood hipsters. Yeah, that's the worst smell, I think. The patchy-wearing crowd. And now we're getting somewhere. Now we're getting, top ten. So nine is Australia, which again, very hot climate. True. And it just says that Australia's performance in the area of hygiene and grooming falls below the world average.

I doubt that. I can see just the fact that it's a very outdoorsy, active type of. type of hot as shit, hot as shit, and maybe like people who are, you know, you're in the outback or something, the last thing on that guy's mind is like, do I smell good? Okay, but what about the coastal towns? You know, the Brisbane and, I mean, it's like anywhere. Sydney. I think the more cosmopolitan, the city you're in and the type of community you're in,

you're going to see hygiene become a thing. But this is a country that just does have a lot of outdoorsy active stuff. And maybe that's for some of that. But what's more interesting to me is now we're getting somewhere is number eight is the Czech Republic. So we're getting into Eastern Europe. I wonder if they will dominate the rest of this list. Of course.

So after their beer, the second most recognizable characteristic of the check is their body odor. Deodorant uses is generally frowned upon in Europe. But among the checks, there is more simply just more, there is more than simply hesitation. The frequency and potency of the smell

suggested is a direct protest against proper underarm hygiene. That is insane. That tracks, dude. So it's like, it's both intolerable and accepted that, I guess that one would use that. So the Czechs are stinky, laid back multilingual people who think that cigarettes are man's greatest friend. All right.

They're really fucking letting them hear it. Czech Republic. Well, you're number eight. Remember the French? The French are stinky too. The women have pit hair. Absolutely. Oh, Russia, dude.

There you go. Of course. See, the whites beat everybody? I know. And the Russians are also like, fuck you. That's kind of like their attitude. So I can totally see. Vodka drinking out. They drink a lot of alcohol too and make sausages and it comes out of your fucking pores. All right. Now we're getting somewhere. So we're still, that's basically Eastern Europe. Okay, scroll down. Number Bangladesh. That's like seriously. Curry is a common odor among Nepalese, Indian, Pakistani, Bangladeshi people. Again, this is like directly related to cuisine, it seems like. That's the suggestion.

Pakistan, we knew you'd be in here. We knew you'd be in there. We've run into you. We don't even need an explanation. Scroll for Germany. German's true story. You know why? It says, the world's worst lovers are guys from Germany.

German men just edged out English guys to claim the unwelcome title of the worst lovers in the world. Wow. You know, can I tell you why? I believe the Germans are. There's not as much focus. on hygiene, at least my grandmother, who was born in Germany and grew up somewhat German, there's less emphasis on like, you have to wash her hair a lot, or you have to shower a lot. They are less into it. And I think they just don't use deodorant, just like Eastern European.

Makes sense, bro. There's France. There's France. Number three. Yeah, dog. Yeah, they have stinky pits, dude. Oh, hold on. Listen to this stat, though. According to this survey, 43% of French men and women, according to the research, don't take a daily shower. That's nearly half. One fourth admit to taking a shower once every 48 hours.

11% said every three days and 8% said they take one every four days. So hygiene's a real struggle in France. The fact that you guys in France have the audacity to fucking tilt your noses up at people for anything is beyond comprehension. You're fucking. disgusting okay let's go africa you mean the whole continent that's a that's a little

humans have a gene that produces a protein that feeds the bacteria responsible for body odor most african-americans and africans carry this gene nearly 97% of people of european or african descent carry the odor well that's just saying all people it's just said african-americans and europeans okay that's only the Asians are missing there so we know india's number one right that's what's going to happen oh hey let me tell you my stepdad never smell the guy i would love to see what just like what this summary is though so the thing is so they're not used a lot antipersipers deodorants i get that the majority of indians believe that deodorant is a western invention okay so that kind of makes sense a majority of

respondents who do not use deodorant or use them right blame the expensive price of the product that also makes sense india has a high rate of poverty um obviously the cuisine is a thing right we gather that that's going to affect the way you smell not only the body odor of indian guys smell but four to five of them will have it don't know what that means the bodily stench is more potent than that of a sour radish okay so there's a little bit of a editorial spin on these do you think that in these countries where it's more customary to not have good hygiene and to not put deodorant on do you think the women prefer a man with his musk built yes so then you get used to I think we, human beings acclimate to everything kind of period.

Sure. And I do think if you're born in, raised around, or around a place that that is the norm, that is the norm. In other words, you just go like, whatever. Now, somebody can have an extreme smell, obviously, but I think your standard B.O. Where someone's like, I didn't shower today, I don't think it's going to affect everybody around them if they're encountering it every day. That's just the way we're going. I bet it really affects your mating stuff because, like, I like how you should.

smell yeah well no it's on it's pheromones and such and i and people are releasing them with abandon i had this conversation i'm not going to i'll tell you off mike but like where somebody uh notable was like oh yeah you definitely should never wear like cologne or anything and i was like why why because that doesn't smell good what smells good is like just your natural smells and i was like huh okay and this was like a woman you know saying this yeah because women are attracted to men smells. Yeah, pheromones. Yeah, and I, like, I like the way you smell naturally. Yeah. And we're, that, it's a huge thing for women and who you want, who you want to reproduce with. But you don't want B-O. You don't want B-O, but you want that person's like pheromones. Like, for instance,

women, there's a study about how when you're on the birth control pill, it alters your body chemistry too and your ability to smell and your pheromones as well. So it fucks with that dynamic, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm talking about you? You know what I'm talking about, you know what saying like that? Yeah, I know exactly what you're saying. Yeah. Was it when you said, Annie, that type shit? Type shit. Type shit. Yeah, that's what I taught, uh, taught Tom when, uh, what's his name, Druski was in here. I was like, just telling type shit when you're saying, he can understand. He got mad. He got mad. He was like, don't fucking try to sound black and cool and shit.

He's like, what the, what is this? What is this? What is this? Come on, man. Just talk to me normal. Oh, I had another black guy. ever six seven another black guy he goes uh six seven but you your kids say that right yeah yeah yeah okay this black dude he was like yo he goes yo uh say like say like he's telling me what to say in this dialogue we were having he was like he was like yo what's up man i didn't know you was here what you know i go oh okay so i go you what's up man i didn't know he goes no no say it the way you'd say it oh i was like what he was like don't say how i say it say it like a white guy He's like, yeah.

I was like, oh, okay. Like a nerd alert. I thought he was telling me, like, say what I'm saying. Yeah, but not like me. Not like you. I was like, okay. I got to pee like me. Okay, go ahead.

A second. Hold on. Oh, me. Peed. It felt good. Oh, my God. You have an email we're supposed to read? Oh, there's quite a few.

I mean. Listen, I've been wiping my hands on my pants lately. Do you want to read the response? Somebody's real cheese off about it. Well, yeah, I was too. I mean, why? You were like, I'm using my jeans. I'm doing napkin pants.

Yes, which is fine, especially on denim, which is meant to absorb oils and such and food. And then I wash my pants. Okay. What's the prop? Just get a napkin, dude. I don't want to get a napkin. I'm with my kids. I'm running.

I'm in the park. I'm never. round a napkin. All right. I'm always in the car. It's just, here's the email. Nobody cares. Yeah, nobody cares.

I heard your plea for the normalization of napkin pants. Let me lay out my argument here. As a mom, I get it. I'm disgusting out of necessity also. At this point, you're not doing this out of necessity. It's an active choice, but your pants are to cover your naked bottom and legs. They're not meant as napkins. Naked bottom.

Maybe you could carry a napkin or a hanky or something. Jesus Christ, Jean. Here are the risks of napkins. Pants. The oils of the foods may create stains in the fabric that are difficult to remove. All right. If you have an animal, they may lick the jeans because they smell and enjoy the remnants of your napkin pants. Even better. If you blow your nose on your shirt and then wipe food hands on your napkin pants, you're kind of a walking petri dish, thus showing the world how disgusting you truly are. That one's not a risk, more of a fact. Honestly, I support you living your

truth. Plus, none of your friends will ever ask to borrow your clothes when they witness these atrocities. hate from Minnesota, Whitney. Well, Whitney, those are all good points, but they're stupid and wrong. No, Whitney's right. Whitney is right. You're queer, and it's disgusting. But I wash my pants regularly. It's not a big deal.

What are you talking about? And what's wrong with cats licking your pants or animals licking your pants? I think it's lovely. And by the way, it's not covering your naked bottom. You don't wear underwear, you disgusting bitch, Whitney? Filthy ass. That's what underwear is for.

It's a barrier between your genitals, your asshole, and your pants, dummy. Whitney is right. You are disgusting. Get a napkin. Get a paper towel. Get a regular towel. Don't use your pants as napkins. Let me tell you, I do it.

It started out of necessity, and then it just became a convenience, and now I'm not giving that up. Whatever. This is so upsetting. I'm switching the topic. Why don't you give it a try, and then you'll see. You're going to like the way you look. The bottoms need to start lying about dushing.

Like, y'all really should just start doing that. If a man on Grindr, Sniffy's teets you up and says, hey, are you deuce? Are you clean? Just be like, yeah. Yeah, I am. Because tops don't deserve respect. They don't. Like, let's be fucking for real.

Only that, though, but if you have a good diet, like, you're going to come out clean most of the time. Like, you'll be chill. And I'm not going to lie. If you're hot enough, a lot of these tops will still keep going. They'll just use the shit as extra luke. Black bitch. Be fucking real. But yeah, like, just start lying.

Like, just shit on the nigger because, like, tops don't deserve respect. They don't. They don't. Do you think tops don't deserve respect? I mean, this is new to me. I don't know about this. But I do think it's kind of wild to be like, I'm going to lie and say I'm clean.

And then if there's too much shit there, just use it as loop. That's wild, you know. Just shit on the nigga. Yeah. Can I say, but real talk? Yeah. I might lie too.

Oh. If, I might, I might. Like, let's say I can't get around to anal douching, but I really like you and I really want to be bottom that night. I might be like, it's fine. And what if I know it's fine? Like, what if I know my smells,

like your dad said? What do you know is fine? What if I just knew like, okay, I had a big salad, I took a big dump this morning. I'm pretty clean. No, no, that's not, that's not, no. You're, you're, okay. Hold on. That's a hot debate.

Well, yeah, the lie, the lie that you're doing is you're saying it's all, I'm all clean down there. Yes. Just because to get laid. And then during it, you're going to have to deal with the fact that there's shit falling out of you. If there's shit falling out. Well, you haven't cleaned yourself. So you can't just go like, well, you don't know, you're not clean. There is shit.

But what he's saying is sometimes you don't need to doish. Right, right, right, right. You might not, it's not a given. First of all, I have one gay friend. Yeah. I have one gay friend. I have one black friend. That's all you need.

That's who I run stuff by. That's all you need. Don't ever up those numbers. Go ahead. Never will. Yeah. But he tells me, he's like, look, it's a fallacy that every time you do butt sex that you brown everywhere.

He's like, it's just not the case. I understand. Especially the older gayer you are You've done it You know what's in there So you're saying I want to roll the dice And if there is a ton of shit

That just always be like Yeah but these fools are used to it That's their shit as extra loop That's what that's what they do right I don't know I gotta ask my gay friend If they use the shit as extra Annie what do you think

Isn't this bullshit I didn't fucking listen to a damn word That never said I fucking you remember the cat report The cat report just got a new entry And let me tell you It's the fucking gay voice okay why do you need

he doesn't need to talk like that he doesn't need to but I can't even hear a word he's saying because I'm just like what is this fucking act why just because he's signaling to others what his preference that way they know yeah but that's crazy it's like it's like a bird call I get it but that's crazy that's your whole so you just

calling out for dick all day like that's how you talk on the regular you talk professionally but just like white girls talk like I do like oh my god like it's just like what you do culturally like I hang out like that. I know, I don't. I totally know. I'm the best. But the point is, is that it's just cultural. It's your peeps. But when I hang out with my Valley friends growing up, I fall into it pretty fast, right? But what you're talking about is code switching. Code switching. Everybody does.

But maybe, wouldn't the argument be for him then that he is code switching because he's doing a purposely gay video for a gay audience? No, only because I bet you this dude talks like that all day, all the time. And like, how is it that their face just looks? gay like i if i like i look at him and i'm like dude he's not like there's no way this guy's straight you just know well because he's happy he's smiling he's smiling he's smiling too much right look at every fucking picture that we've taken as a studio see if i'm smiling in any of those motherfuckers because happiness makes you gay but you do smile sometimes right you never smile no not in pictures wait in life you've never smiled

i'm not saying i've never smiled but name you the last time he doesn't he's not a smiler Why are you so smiling? What's there to be so smiley about? Well, maybe you're smiling because you're going to lie about whether you do or not, and then you'll just deal with that. You see, I don't have that problem. There's nothing to smile about that. Yeah, that's true.

Yeah, bitch, you ain't going to. Please, please, can someone set up a fart male white orgy for free for me? Can they invite me somewhere at least? I still don't get a fart male white porn, but please get someone to invite me to a free fart male orgy. What? Remember we talked to that? Thank you. Please. I'm into the fuck-me-all-white.

Did you guys who set this up know that we've had him on the show? No, there's no way. This guy's been on the show. But like a million. This is like the Silver Lake Days. This is the beautiful guppies. Yeah. Yeah.

We love him. I thought there was a chance because it's an old clip. Yeah, this is the guy who wants white men in gray sweat pants who have farts, beautiful guffies. Yeah. Yeah. He gets hard when he. That's the time is now. Remember? The time is now.

The time is now. That's him. Farting in his face. Yeah. Oh, the time is now. The time is now. He's very sincere. So this guy's not a-

A joke. This is not a bit. And we actually even hooked him up with a porno company to make a white male fart porn in his mouth. He wants a white male fart orgy. That's what he's saying in this video.

And he's sincere. Shit. This is not a joke. Great guy. Yeah, sweetheart. What a sweetheart. I bet he doches before he bottoms. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. He doesn't want you to, So he wants you to fart those farts right in his face. This is outrageous. Yeah, well, those are raids, man. This was a big job. Fuck. Ah.

Where does a kiss come in? I don't understand. See, he looks good. I like to be kissed when I'm getting fucked. Oh. And I'll tell you what. I'll meet you halfway. That's pretty cool.

No. I'll fuck your kisser, though. Aye, aye. Open why? Does anybody ever do this when they're thinking? in real life. Why actors do that? Actors?

I don't know if I would call these actors. They're better than me. You see Gary Oldman and Daniel Day Lewis going? But nobody in IRL does. No, not. Well, you do if you're like, like if you're talking about like a real moment where somebody, you know,

they put their hand somewhere, they go like, fuck, they're thinking. They might do, but they don't look at you and go, hmm, I might fuck. where you talk out of they don't do that usually you know just one acting class is all these guys would need to get into some shape i'm so glad they didn't it's so much better this way all these clips can they have a coach for god's sake just you know one of the famous hollywood people just to come in

and it would ruin it would ruin it i would ruin it i would ruin it i'm so glad that they didn't do those types of what what oh yeah that guy is like how about we fuck your mind he goes was, what? That guy was great. Do they have the porn awards? And then he gets right on his knees. That's the only thing is like, if you were like directing that scene, the way he did what was perfect. Do you have that one?

And also, question, do they have a bad acting porn award? I know they have the AVNs for scenes, but they should have acting awards for pornography. I know. Like best actual acting. Yeah. And that's what they should call it. Best actual acting. Because they get performance for their.

fucking but they should get like an actual acting award or even like like the razzies or whatever yeah and then the next thing he does he gets right on his knees see I would have had that guy if I were directing that scene I'd be like no no like keep that same resistance going for a while right right and the guy and then there should be more dialogue though yeah like what because they convince him right away yeah they're like get on their knees and suck our dicks and he goes yeah what and then they just grab me he's like all right and then he just sucks their dicks right a little hesitance. A lady has to pretend a little that she doesn't want to do it.

It's just, yeah. Where's the scene, you guys? Pull it up. Hold on. We're finding it. One sec. I'm killing me. This is a McDonald's drive-thru. My queen. Who is this angel?

That a girl. Listen, I normally don't believe in abuse. I know, the drive-through people. But, however, McDonald's, and I know your father, rest in peace, would agree with me, their service has become appallingly, diabolically bad. Poor

service lately. Hi, welcome dollars. Have you used the app to order today? No, fuck you. That's why I'm here talking to a fucking person. I know. I don't want to use an app for everything in my life. I do think you fucked. The only thing that that's fucked about this is

that she farted and then put the car and drive to drive. Like, the move is, do that and then order. You should have ordered. Yeah. Not just leave. Don't get scared. All right, here you go.

Oh, yeah. This is an amazing scene. You guys, get off your asses and back to work. Come on, man. We're taking a break. Fuck your break. There's 15 cars here that need to be serviced. Now get back to it.

That's still good. Come here, fucker. The only thing needs servicing around here is our cocks. Good. So get on your knees and beg, like a bitch. What? This is great. He's nailing it.

That is good. That other guy was great. He's like, get on your knees and suck our cots. And the way that this guy's reacting to that ridiculous demand is how to do it. Yeah. I feel like you can see it in his face, though, that he's about the, he's about to fold. Because he's not, it's not a convincing what? He's not really taken aback.

What? But then. He didn't feel the what. The tone is perfect. Does it keep going? Do you have the rest of it or no? I think that's where Arvore. Oh, that's where if you pull up the, because we put up the scene one time, then the, the, the, the,

scene is he says that and they just follow up with their demand and then they pull them down see I think this level of like being incredulous yeah is what he needed to carry through the scene more I agree because those two guys like why don't you suck our dicks and he's their manager he's their superior 15 cars here that need servicing you fuckers and they're like shut up bitch and he's like okay it's that's way too soon to surrender there's a power dynamic happening here your employees. Yeah, dude. That's fucking insane.

Imagine if this exchange happened between you and employees here. Like, no way. It would take away more time. Tell me to suck your dicks. No one? Go ahead. Cougar, go for it. You know the lines.

The only thing that needs servicing around here. Tom, you start them off with Cougar. You go, okay, guys. There's 15 fucking shows that have. haven't been edited. Get in there and get to fucking work. Come on, man. We're on our break. I don't give a fuck about your break.

Get in that editing bay and cut those shows. Why don't you get on your knees and beg? Suck our car. I fucking know what. Okay. Yeah. And now that I see you workshop it, I see the flaws. There's no emotional arc that makes sense.

Just start blowing them right away. That's the big They blew the arc of that whole scene. Anyway, I'm willing to do scene study work with these adult performers. I think you should. It could be fun. You're working actor. I'm trying to work on it too. I'm Emmy nominated.

Oh, that's true. You should have a workshop for porno actors. Workshop for porno actors, yeah. That could be a great thing we do. Okay. I'd like to remind everybody before we head out Tom's original artwork of Tom and the Bear, $1,000 on Wyoming Studios.com.

Wow, that's exciting. Yeah. You have the sticker over, my genitals. Because we got flagged on services. Also, fuck around and find out the prints are for sale at Wyoming. The original's gone. Original's gone. $60,000. This was a lot of fun.

Thank you for watching. Thank you for listening. I'm on tour. The tour's going to end December 6th, I think. What? Yeah, so, what? So you can get tickets now. Tompsogrew.com slash tour. I'm taping my special in Millie Walk A in Wisconsin.

The shows, by the way, that are being taped for Netflix, I'm taping three shows. And right now, the 15th is all sold out in Milwaukee, but we added a show in 14th, which is a taping day for us as well. If you want to get tickets to that, tomscore.com slash tour, look, if you're in that area somewhere in Wisconsin, even if you're in Chicago, come up to Milwaukee. It's going to be a really fun experience. I can't wait to tape it there at the Riverside Theater. So I hope to see you there. Again, there's a bunch of dates on sale at tombsugero.com slash tour.

Thank you very much. Check it out. We'll see you next week. Trot out. All I'm saying is, why is it gay for a female, well, for a man to be okay with his female licking his ass during sex?

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