Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Where My Toms At? w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 822

Episode Date: August 6, 2025

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Only in theaters January 23rd. What is happening? I'll tell you what the fuck is happening. My husband is filming a movie in New Mexico, and I have taken over YMH for the next few episodes. Yeah. I'm not retarded. Maybe I am.

We'll see if I can work the soundboard. And with me, my co-host, my favorite, my love, my heart, Duncan Trussell. What's up? Thank you for having me. I love being here. I'm so happy you're running the show now. Congratulations. Thank you.

I've never done this before. I'm really nervous. Tom usually runs all the soundboard. Do you want to hear some stuff that we... I love to. What are you? What do you? Okay, we have farts.

Oh, yeah, I love those. Oh, so do I. Let's do a fart. Okay, here we go. That's pretty good. That's for you. I like that. Love it.

What about? I like black people when they talk. Let's hear it. Well, there you are. I thought, was that a sound bit? You know what I'm saying? That's my favorite. Oh, that's cool.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, check it out. You know what I'm saying? That's great. This one's my favorite, right? You know what I'm saying? That's cool. That's cool.

Inclusivity. So much inclusivity. That's really cool. You guys do that. You know what? That is so funny you said that, Duncan. because this episode and the next few that I will be hosting, I have decided to celebrate women and showcase all the women,

the cool women out there because usually it's just cool guys. This is whenever anybody says celebrate something. Do you feel like if you have to say it's time to celebrate something, it might not be worth celebrating? A thousand percent, which is why I also feel. a tinge of rage every time they're like, it's national pet your dog day. I'm like, no, it's not.

I'll decide if it's pet my fucking dog day. I don't need you to tell me when it's pet my dog day or donut day. Oh, fuck right off. These are control freaks. Control freaks, they're controlling your mind. Yeah, I agree. It's manufactured fun. It's not even fun.

It's just some asshole. You got control of some, like, I guess accepted calendar. Well, who's deciding these days? Some asshole, guaranteed. Like, you don't get to say what a fucking holiday is. Like, the fact that we feel as humans, that we can just decide universally today is fill in the blank. Whatever it is, hey, man, I'm not going to fall prey to the mind control schism. And that's what they do.

They control time. They control music. They change the entire scale of music. They don't want us to hear the pure. sound how music was originally intended. They control the calendar. They tell us what day it is. This is not Monday.

No, it's not. And it's not even 2025 because in Afghanistan right now, it's 1542 or whatever year it is. I know. And their Stone Age calendar. So it's all relative. I know. And we say that in fucking Stone Age. They managed to keep

a fucking calendar that long. We couldn't do it. I've been to Afghanistan. of you. Very similar to Albuquerque, New Mexico, if you're wondering. Are you fucking kidding me? No, have you been to Albuquerque? That's why I'm like, Jesus Christ, dude. I guess, like, I have to throw out all the wonderful things I thought about Afghanistan. Okay.

On that note, why don't we start the show? Now, I've never done this before, Duncan. Wish me luck. Okay. God bless you. There we go. Oh, fuck, I already fucked up. Here it is.

So how bad did it hurt? And how many bones did you break when you fell from heaven? Because you are as cute, isn't Angel? I love it. And Duncan, Tressel, Tressel. What's up? Up, up, down. It's the longest intro on the history of podcasts. You deserve it.

You guys earned a long intro. My God, that's amazing. Yes. Wow. AI is incredible these days. No, that is Kimmy Cola. Wow. She is the Guinness Book World Record Champion for the loudest burps.

And in fact, we were at my kids' school, and she was in the Guinness Book, the literal in the library. Wow. And I was like, I know that girl. So thank you, Camie Cola for my beautiful. Beautiful introduction. Incredible. And as I said earlier, Duncan, we are empowering women, celebrating women. I guess we are.

In today's episode. All right, let's celebrate. I've got some other fun stuff for you. This is what I thought you would really be into. Here, check this out. Tell me if this is something that you and your lady want to get into or maybe. Okay. Energy sex.

Oh, yeah. What's that? I had been blessed with an extra sense my whole life, experiencing things way outside of the crayon box. Most people were covering with, from deep intuition to death villains, the same fairies and oras, to having orgasms from the touch of a summer dream or three seasons with the sun. The only problem was it terrified my family and community. I was ashamed and made to feel like there was something wrong with me. When I met Reed Mahaucco and other dear friends, energy, sex was just full.

part of their nature and I was thrilled and excited to really understand to the core of my being that energy and that being able to play with energy and helping others have access to it was one of the greatest things that I could ever offer this planet. God damn, that's hot. Really? Oh, yeah. I knew you would like this. Have you done this yet?

I feel like you may have. I have not. there's many a day where I've wanted to fuck the sun and I don't know how but I would love to understand how to have a threason with the son who was the third she didn't mention that mysterious oh right

three with the son the wind or did she mean her son her I had a threesome with my son that's a whole different type of energy sex. I come when I wash my hands. You know, what's interesting

is that it's usually dudes who come up with things like energy sex to have actual sex with women. Very rare that a woman constructs this horse shit to get laid. Yeah, usually that's the domain of the fuck healer.

You know, the fuck healer is like it's It's the dudes who are like actively, compassionately trying to help people wake up into their true identity. But it seems like the only people they work with are like hot girls. Like they don't have guys. Of course.

There are guys that they're trying to like also heal. That's so true. Like Will our beloved Will Blunderfeld only, which you got to take his seminar. I was lucky enough to take his seminar. How was that? Change my life. Yeah. Change my life.

Are you now... Eating my cum? Yeah. Is that? Yeah. Wow. Yeah, I'm not ashamed of it either. Why would you be?

And I don't wear clothes in the house. Why would you? I have a lot. I can guess why. Because the New World Order Control System Matrix simulation wants to keep your clothes on in the house. That's right. Oh, I'm sorry.

Right. Don't, oh, I guess I have to wear clothes because the house. Housekeeper is here. FedEx. FedEx. Children. Oh, yeah, let me put on clothes. Yeah. So that your fossil fuel emitting fucking truck can move faster.

No, I'm sorry. Well, unless it's don't wear your clothes day on Instagram, when you're sanctioned, you're allowed to have this hedonic fun. Oh, yeah. Fun. I don't need that. I don't need the permission of the tech overlords to get me in clothes. This show is sponsored by Liquid.

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Well, you know, one thing you got to contend with when you meet you. somebody who's suggesting you smell your friend's balls is you have to contend with like well the suggestion like all right i don't think i'll ever do that but then you also have to contend with the energy of the person suggesting you smell your friend's balls and will blunderfield is like a really sweet dude no he's he's angelic yes he's very kind uh yes not not creepy though right Like, did you feel? Oh, I felt creeped down, slapping that old hog all over the place. Yeah, of cool.

Like, you know, I think we, it was, it was like a gumbo of feelings. It's like on one hand, it's kind of like, I'm pretty sure that you're like a super horny dude. Yeah. And you figured out a way to get like, maybe like straight guys teetering. That's what it is. You know what I mean? You found this like this, like this. this market.

Almost. If you could extend that. But hold on. But see, so this broad, what is this racket? Let me find, where is this, Mommy?

Okay, yeah, here. So that's her racket. And then like, wait, this racket? Yeah, like, what's this? So this is, like, videos of her doing her. Like, it's an energy orgy.

Mm-hmm. Well, this is just like, look, this is the economy we're in, man. Like, it's a hard fucking economy. These tariffs are going to hit hard And you can expect more shit like this Because, you know, I don't know If you've ever had this happen

You've ever had someone who you think is your friend Invite you to their goddamn seminar? Have you ever had that happened? Yes, I got landmarked. That's what we called it. There was one guy in an office I worked out a million years ago And he would come up to your cubicle

And be like, how you doing, Christina? And you're like, I don't know. I mean, I'm cool. Yeah? Are you happy? And you're like, I think so. You know, I've been doing this seminar called the landmark forum. It's just changed my life.

And you're like, what's that? And now they're getting you to do. There you go. And they'll hit you up so many times that eventually saying no, it's more exhausting than just saying yes and going. Right. And I had a coworker who did go and he was like, so this is this landmark form, I guess. It's like it's like Scientology adjacent. Have you heard of this?

Oh, yeah. Of course. I lived in L.A. I got landmarked. You did? Yeah, I got landmarks. Did you go? No.

But I remember like at walking, I don't even remember who this, you know, in the beginning days of L.A., you make friends with some fucking shady motherfuckers. I just walking down the sidewalk with some dude. And he starts bringing up the landmark for him. And, you know, like, you know, both of us know about cults. I know about cult. I know what it sounds like when someone's recruiting you to a cult. And I said to him, sounds like a cult.

And he goes, but are cults bad? And that's always what cult people That's the response you give is like But I mean, yeah, okay So is that bad? Otherwise they wouldn't call it a cult They would call it a good time group fun or something else Yeah

Well the cult, he's not wrong Like religions can be seen as cults Until they keep you hostage And they don't let you go home and stuff right? This is what Ram Dass said What you're looking for is a self-destructing trap Like the A self-destructing trap.

Yeah. Like it is good to have a community of people. Like if you need to be around comics, if you're a comic. For sure. If you're interested in some kind of lineage, you need to be around people who are also practicing that lineage, whatever it is, whether it's Buddhism, witchcraft, Christianity. Yeah.

But you want the sense that you can leave. That's right. It becomes a cult when you can't. get out. Next him. We'll ruin your fucking life. Oh, yeah. Or all your friends.

We won't be your friend anymore if you don't follow our way. Then it's a cult. For sure. Hey, where's that clip that you guys know I want to see right now with him? You know what I'm talking about. I think you need to scroll down in the folder a little bit. Oh, you're right. You're right.

Sorry. Guys, still new at this. Hold on. I'm new at this. This is my husband. Why don't you show him your tits right now? the fuck was that I think that's good podcasting

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having tits you know what you're good at having tits celebrate women we're trying to celebrate women we're trying to Celebrate women.

All right. Here we go. Here's some cool stuff. Speaking of cults, how did I know we'd end up on this topic? I love cults. I do my life. I always wanted to be around people and have groups.

But for some reason, I wasn't ever able to do that. As a matter of fact, really until I found Scientology, I can't really say I had any friends. When I got introduced to Scientology, I found the answer to how to be friendly. how to be able to listen to somebody and how to make somebody feel comfortable around me that one thing just changed everything in my life Worst hike Marcy Sanders and I am a Scientologist

Marcy Thank you Marcy But don't you know Marcy You learn how to make friends in kindergarten Like you bring a cool toy to the playground And you're like you want to play with my toy Or like hey who wants to smoke pot You know?

Easy. do that in junior high school. You guys smoke cigarettes? You guys like hand jobs? Yeah, Marcy. Come on. It's not that hard. It's not that hard, Mars.

Well, she didn't know. And now she's a, you know, she found her friends. And that's great. I mean, it's great. You know, Scientology is actually, I mean, I know this is where we make fun of stuff. Sure.

Scientology changed my life. You're kidding. You're a Scientologist. I did not know this. I think it's important to talk before even get into me being a Scientologist or not being a Scientologist. Okay. Talk about, are you happy? Right.

Right. It would be fun. Look, it would, I think people like us, where we run into problems with, like, sinking up with a cult is that it's very hard for us to surrender our rational mind. You know what I mean? I don't think we're subs in that way. You know what I mean? But these people are subs. You're right.

It's submissives. You know what Marcy needs? A spank. Just to be hogtied and effed by some dude. And just spank. Cheaper. Yeah. Quicker.

Friends. You'll make friends. That's so true. You'll make so many friends. So many friends. And BDSM. You have to because I'll tell you they're your friends. Yeah, you don't need to.

And, Also, from what I don't know, you tell me since you've been in the program, what are you, what's your level like Theta oblivion? I'm a CT-14. CT-12. Oh, 14. 14. They added two levels. You're kidding.

They had to because it means some other, I mean, I don't want to brag, but they had to add a couple extra levels because we got to 12 and they're like, holy shit, we got it. We were going to move it up to 14. Are you higher than Tom? Oh. Oh, no. No. Nobody's higher. I would never say that.

And no, absolutely not. I would never say that and I didn't say that. I did not say that. Okay. I do not think that. I did, please delete that. Sure, sure. I'm not.

We'll take it out. Please, please, please. No, no, no, no, no. We'll take it out, Duncan. I don't. No, no, no, I promise. You won't forget. I'll forget.

Thank you. Josh, take that out. Please. You got it. Thank you. Wow. So, yeah, no. So what are we talking about again?

Like, energy. And Marcy is wonderful. See you next week at Marcy. What about this? Can Scientology? I used to do a lot of thinking. You know, like I'd have a conversation that didn't go well. And I mean, I'm not just like an hour, but like sometimes days.

You know, I'd think it through and like, oh, I could have said this. Or I could have done that. Or, you know, or how'd that go? Or just a lot of thinking about stuff without any result either, right? Just like that worry and think. I have never gone back to that. To thinking. That was huge for me.

My name is Sia in Portland. Fuck yeah. That's great. That's great. Dude, how wonderful to not think. That's the only thing I want, Duncan. God, what does it sound like in her mind? Is it just like, mm-hmm?

Oh, that's so cool. That is the ultimate goal. It's just he. She got, maybe she got the old ice pick. She could have gotten lobotomize. That'll be awesome. They say it makes you so happy. I, yeah, I just got on Prozac because I got so sad in New Mexico.

You know that they tested nukes there. Oh, yeah. So I was like, oh. Anyway, Prozac, same thing. Yeah, just kind of quiet, it all down. It feels great. That's great. I don't even want to drink alcohol anymore, which is usually why I drink alcohol.

That's so fucking great, man. Tune it out. Tune it all out. Yeah, I mean, you know, some people, you know, they just, don't have to be in a never-ending cycle of hell. But you know what I mean? It's amazing we have shit that fixes that. I know.

I should have been on drugs longer, longer. Or just become a Scientologist. Probably cheaper. You think so. Scientology, I think, is very expensive. Well, what are they taking of your, is it like 40% of your income right now? Well, I mean, okay. Right. Technically, it's 45%.

But before Scientology, I wasn't making any money at all. Wow. So you know what I mean? It's like 45% of nothing is nothing. They're taking 45% but without them, I would have 100% less. Right. And look at your career. Like no coincidence. Fucking incredible. Yeah. Well, that's why I, you know, it's,

It's really blowing up. I was just in Oklahoma City and I had medium ticket sales. You're kidding. Isn't that great? That's huge for Oklahoma City because that's not, that's a soft market. Thank you, Ellen Hubbard. Yeah. And people love it when I talk about Scientology instead of doing jokes.

Thank you, Duncan. Talk more about Scientology. They love it. Well, you know what it is generally, people like to be told. how to live their lives. Absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely.

They want to save your. Yes. Somebody needs to save my ass. You need someone to save you. You want to be safe. And to give you advice unsolicited is the best kind. Oh my God. You just got to, it's like the idea that that is possible.

And who knows? You know, actually Marin has a, I guess I can't say his jokes, but it's old. So maybe I can. Are you allowed to do that? Like it's an old, old joke. If it's out there, I think, on. It's out there. I heard this like 15 years ago.

But the joke is something like I'm afraid to read Dianetics because I feel like 20 pages in. I'm going to be like, you know, this kind of makes sense. I'm a good joke. Well, I don't think that everybody, look, I am, there was a time in my life. If they had gotten me at like 26 years old on Hollywood Boulevard, before I committed to becoming a broke stand-up comedian when I dropped out of law school, my parents weren't talking to me,

and I was confused, I hadn't met my husband yet. Like, you know, when you're just there, and they get you at the right time, I'd be like, dude, this makes all kinds of sense. I was inches away from becoming hard Krishna. Of course you were. Inches from shaving the head. Are you being that far?

Dead serious. I was hanging out of the temple all the time. And I got to tell you, what does happen is, and I'm sure it happens with any, like, successful cult. And the Harry Christians will say it's the cult of Bhakti. They just say that is what it is. And what you experience is incredible. And it isn't like whatever it may be, you could use any kind of like secularist analysis and say, you know, yeah, you're experiencing like mind control. group hypnosis like whatever you want to call it it is the most astounding beautiful super attractive

thing it's like a little bubble it's like a hole in the ice you know everyone's under the ice and default reality and cults are like you can stick your head up into a completely alternate reality system and the longer you're there the more that seems real yeah yeah yeah and like When was the last time you watched the Drew Barrymore show? Never in my life. Oh my God, it came on in my hotel room. Yeah. She's lovely, though.

She's like joy. I have no doubt she's a lovely person. The show itself, though. Yeah. It made me think, like, if I, am I, if I gotten too far out to see, is this how the Unabomber felt when he watched TV? You, because it's so. You're like angry. Fucking, not angry.

Just like watching aliens. Like, you know what I mean talking about? Here's my friend. She's going to talk about table settings. And you put the candle at eye level. And then it lights your face better, you see? No, no, no. This is how I feel two things.

When I watch morning talk shows or when I listen to this fucking dumb fuck talk. And then I have a huge announcement to make after. this fucking my gosh I work so hard and I appreciate what hard work looks like I like working hard

and I'm still working hard right the moment that everything sounds out it doesn't mean that we're done it means we're working on replenishment and what's the next skews and what's the next tranche of products

she said trunch yeah the fuck is writing the social media captions and making sure that all that feels in line what's the cadence of it and what's the photography I'm a termite I'm a termite Listen to me, the sound of a termite. I think about myself. I can't stop thinking about myself. I'm the only thing that exists in the universe.

I'm only me and me and me. I'm not interesting, but I know. I'm not interested. I think I'm in hell. I'm pretty sure. Am I the devil? I'm in the hell or the devil? The gates of hell or lock from the inside? And I lock them on my time. But you realize, like in the woman and woman world, this is, there's people that are like, She's the best. Of course. This is awesome. Of course.

I mean, this is why when we criticize cults, we must first ask ourselves, what's the fucking difference? What's, what, if we're going to judge weird lifestyles, what's weird? What's weird? Doing whatever that long-winded insane fucking grocery list of shit she does that no one cares about or sitting in front of a deity. To Krishna with incense burning. I know. Oh, adikrishna. I know.

Really? It's worse. Horsh. And by the way, I had never heard the word tronch. A tronch? Tronch. What is a fucking tronch? Josh, will you look this up?

A tronch. A tronch. I remember when they started using that word. They say tronch sanctions. Oh, is this right? I thought this was like some white lady word. A tronch of flowers or a tronch of. Sounds like a kid's,

name in the south. Tranch. Tranch. Get over here. Trunch. Get your fingers out of the dog's ass. Trunch.

For sure. Tranch. Stop finger in the cat. It says, okay. Tranche is a less common spelling of tranch. Both refer to a portion or division

of a larger hole, particularly in finance. It sounds like VD. Yeah. I got tronch. I got trunch, man. Tranch cock. I went to got trunch cock until you want to

you want to do it. It's bad. It's all withered It's dripping and withered You got that trunch cock Tranchcock Tranchcock Yeah

I had a threesome with the sun Got trunch cocked Yeah this is This is as stupid as As a sex Energy sex To this broad Same it's the same

Ultimately just like It's nihilism It's that is the sound of the void Like if you could hear the void It's just I can hang it I'm thinking of it I think a man could work so hard.

I sat on my camera and get the right lens and never think about myself. I only think about myself. She works so hard. She does. That's good. Listen, speaking of working hard. Yes. Duncan, this is very ironic that you're here for this moment because you were here.

Yeah. The last time you were in studio with us, my husband, And appointed our brand new CEO, Emma Hicks. Yeah, great. She's awesome. Sorry, Emma Hicks. Is she still here? I was wanting to say hi to her.

Well, that's the thing I was going to bring up. I made a painting for her. Oh, that's really nice of you, Duncan. I mean, you know, I just want to, I love YMH and just wanted to, like, give the CEO a gift. Really appreciate that. She forgot to give me her phone. Well, I mean, I gave her my, I was, I wanted to explain.

I just talked to her about podcast. Yeah, she's the ear. You guys had such a good vibe. She's a great. She's really done a fantastic job here at YMH. However, you know, the economies change a little bit. And I have appointed a brand new CEO of YMH Studios. I would like to introduce him right now.

All right. His name is Avery Blackwell. please welcome the brand new CEO of YMH Studios, Avery. Thank you so much. Say hi to everybody. I'm splitting coffee everywhere and shit already. Well, you're here to clean that up. Well, hi, sexy.

Hi. I'm great. How are you? How are you settling in? I'm great. Very comfortable. This chair is nice and warm for me. I love it.

Oh, good. I love it. Have you met everybody so far? Has everybody been nice to you? I have not met everybody yet. Okay, so to your right there is Cougar. We love a good cougar. Sure you.

And then Annie, say hi to any. Hello, sexy. How are you? Maybe don't fist bump the CEO. Maybe shake hands with the CEO, man. Oh, my bad, I guess I'm not. Why can't I hear them? Why don't you help him, any? Jesus. They're trying to give the CEO a hard time the first day.

Obviously. Word. There you go. Hello. Oh, there, there you are. So, Avery, what kind of experience have you had running corporations? None. Great. I'm so excited to be here.

I think that I'm going to knock it out of the park. If a slut can do it, a gay can do it. There you go. I don't know that she was a slut. What? I mean, she seemed just very focused. And, like, I think Tom made a great choice. Yeah.

No, no, Avery, you seem great. And honestly, I feel like you've been a little disrespected by the people in the Sound booth with you if you are the new CEO. Nobody apologize. You got a fist bump. Yeah, Annie, what's up with a fist bump to the new CEO? Maybe they like fisting. I don't know.

What you mean? That's what we do. We? Yeah. Okay. Who is we? Like a gang bang we? No.

You want fist bump, man? Fisting or fist bump? Okay. See? What did I tell you? Avery is a great. Now, this is the CEO of Wyoming. You can have two CEOs.

Well look we just wanted diversity, Duncan Me too. We need new blood in the studio. New blood, new hole. Yes. See, this is what I'm talking about. Avery, what have you been planning? Josh told me that you have a series of things that you would like to implement some policies here at YMH.

I will be making a little bit of changes. most to benefit all the men in here, so. Cool. Well, yeah, we don't have enough, we don't have many female employees, so that's, that'll be fine. That's perfect. What do you think, every, like, a cigar lounge or? Well, so Christina actually gave me copies of all of y'all's psych evals before I actually arrived. Several of you are very mentally ill.

So I'll be actually offering free therapy. Oh. Free therapy with me. That's great. Nobody else but with me. I'll be offering myself to talk or if you don't want to talk, I have other skills that I'm very good at. What skills? Yeah.

You tell me. You tell me. Yeah, this is great, though, because Annie was saying that he wanted to get into therapy, right, Annie? Did I say that? I think that was Tanner that needed a therapy. I think that's what we see. Listen, if someone's offering therapy, you should at least try a session. We can do group therapy.

Yeah. It can also be a group. Very powerful. Wonderful. As Tom and Christina are also committing to their healthier lifestyle, so am I. We'd also be building a gym in here at the YMH studios for all of our men employees. No females. No ladies allowed.

And no guy likes it when girls show up at the gym. No. We hate it. There's nothing worse. trying to fucking work out. I don't want to see some

beautiful well Duncan we've had that here at YMH a gym well we've had a co-ed gym and I think what

Avery is saying is that like we can we can separate things now and then do their thing and the guys do that and will there be

extracurriculars offer? It is going to be strictly men there will be a sauna clothing is immediately optional

as if you walk in hopefully you don't be that awkward Don't be the awkward person in there with your clothes on. No. It's optional, but take them off. Yeah. We will have massages by massage therapist.

Hell yes. Ready to get deep in there. And then also nude yoga. Who doesn't like a little yoga while you're naked? That's perfect. Are you guys, Cougar and any, do you think you'll be doing any of the activities, sauna? Let's fucking go. Yeah.

What about cardio? Any cardio stuff? With me and you? Yeah. All right. So like jogging, treadmill stuff or what do you mean? What are you thinking? I mean, you have done Will's men's retreat. It is kind of cool to be with your bros. And that sounds cool. Dude. It's the only place where I can like, you know, that's why I think they call it a steam room blowing off steam. Like, no ladies, just dudes. Just dudes.

Just dudes. And where I go, they wear towels. And it's just like. What's the point? And I take mine off and everyone gets like weird. Well, I know here's a thing, too, is that, you know, Tom has been really running this place with a patriarchal strong right hand. And I like to see dicks. Tom doesn't. Amen. And thank you, Avery.

And finally, like, Avery and I sat down at coffee. We had a long discussion about this as, like, freeing the penises and, like, let's see them. Free them all. Y'all love to compare dick sizes in companies. You might as well do it in real life. That's right. I don't like comparing dick sizes. Why?

I just, you know, to me, I feel like competition, though a lot of people do think is a path towards greatness in this patriarchal environment. Comparing penis sizes just doesn't seem like a fruitful activity. And, you know, it can lead to, let's just say it leads hurt feelings. We have a therapy that can help for that now. I would love, I need therapy. and I appreciate the offer and I will take you up on it. I love this, Avery. What about you and I were discussing, like, team building events and such like that?

Yeah, so we also will be arranging a team building men's retreats led by William Blentenfeld. Whoa, it's your guy. Dude. Yeah. Honestly, like. That's your guy? That's, he loves him. He's the best.

When I, Avery, are going to be honest, you know, I was the last CEO, I thought she was fantastic. Their vibe was really Yeah, it was different. Powerful intellect. Like you could see Steve Jobs level kind of. Yes, she's very smart, very driven, smart. But you know, Avery, I think you are what YMH needs. I think so too. And any, are you going to be, you have to attend this. It's definitely mandatory. That's interesting how you changed that up in the middle of your question. You just

you said, I have to. I thought that was going to be a question. Well, where are you going to go? It is a mandatory. It is a mandatory. YMH event. Well, I guess it's mandatory. I'll speak to my lawyers. I think that's okay. Yeah, I think there won't be any problems there. You can bring your lawyer. It's a girl, so I don't know. Oh, never mind.

Yeah, why are you getting all legal? Freaking Wonderfield retreat? You should be so happy. I can tell her about it after. Well, wonderful. That is... Also, a couple other changes. And set of our thumbs up that we'd be doing around here that's very, very disrespectful

to the youth in our day and age. Oh, you mean the emojis? Yes, we text a lot around the studio and I guess Gen Z is very offended by that thumbs up. It feels dismissive. It is. As fuck. But that's, you need to dismiss certain texts. Well, so we have a new one, a better one.

We will be using this booty hole emoji moving forward if you have a thumbs up to give anybody. So everyone knows that you're acknowledging the message. I love it. Toilet shot. Beautiful, Avery. Thank you so much, Avery. I'm so excited.

What is this called? The Buns Up. The Buns Up. I love the Buns Up emoji. This is now mandatory across all YMH texts. We're no longer using Thumbs Up. Thumbs Up are now disrespectful. I love it.

I want that emoji. Can you get me that thing? I use it all the time. Avery. came up with this. He designed this. Damn, Avery, the ingenious. He's so talented. And I thought he should get involved

more in the merchandising side too and the art direction of YMH. He's just fantastic. Incredible. We might be selling cropped up soon. Watch out. Amazing. Thank you so much, Avery. I appreciate you coming in and I know you're very busy. So get back to work. Yes, I have several meetings today.

Love you. Thanks, Avery. Good to me, Avery. Enjoy the new job. He's great. I'll see you in therapy. my friend. I see you in therapy. Can't wait. I hope you have clear the afternoon. He's great.

He's great. I think Tom's really going to like Avery. Tom's going to love Avery. Yeah. Reminded me at Tom. Yeah. Oh, he did. Serious Tom vibes.

Serious Tom vibes, right? Like taking charge. Or, you know, like, well, underneath. You know, you've got the front facing Tom. Yes. But then inside Tom is an Avery. You know, creative, driven. Smart, not afraid to make changes, open-minded?

Yes. Speaking of open-minded, what do you think about this? Oh, yeah. I already saw this and I'd love to experience that. So for people just listening, it's a guy on an air mattress. And he is like sewn into it with a latex suit. And he's breathing through a... A snorkel, correct.

That is, it's terrifying for me, but you love it. You're saying that it makes you hard and this is what you're into. I didn't say it makes me hard. Oh, sorry. That's why I thought this is for it. Why would you put that into, I didn't say that. I didn't know. That.

You didn't share, let me share that with your science. You find that to be sexual? Isn't, oh. I mean, isn't that what it, I don't know. Is that what it's for? No, that's like a snoring tree. treatment. That's the new CPAP. You don't know about this is. Oh, I haven't heard about that. Oh, my God. Yeah. Like, this is like for, for people, uh, what's that shit called that you get? You can't breathe at night. Oh. Sleep apnea. Yeah. This is the new sleep apnea treatment that they're doing. They send you that. Three nights or four nights of that. And they say after you don't even want to stop. It's the, it's like you sleep like a baby. Oh, I believe it. Except the one thing is, um, if I want to. Um, wanted to turn over on my side, I'd wake Tom up every time with those sounds.

It would be very annoying to try to fall asleep next to that wriggling little fish. Also, if you had to get up to pee, it would suck. Oh, you're not peeing in that. You're just peeing in the suit, right? Yeah, you're going to pee into the bubbles. That's fucking but yeah, that looks, it's interesting. It's got that Han Solo frozen in. it's like it would suck to like get that delivered to your door it seems like a hilarious thing to send to a friend Duncan you're dating somebody at what point do you mention like this is your jam like at what point are you like uh okay so did I like to get encapsulated in bubbles and snorkelyzed like how soon in your courtship with the lady well

You know, I don't think there's any set time, but probably like after she pisses in my mouth. First date. That is wild. That looks dangerous. I mean, it just looks dangerous, honestly. Like, how do you, like... No, this has got to be. You can't do this alone.

And, like, who's your snorkel buddy? That's the lonelest thing if you do that if you figure out a way to do it by yourself. that's literally the loneliest possible thing you can do on earth climb into whatever the fuck that bubble wrap is and figure out a way to seal it maybe voice commands AI could do it I guess god damn wow I know because what if it malfunctions like you need a buddy to be there monitoring you think if it malfunctioned because you're kind of like sealed up in there do you think your body would decompose Just blew my mind, bro.

Well, you know why, homie? Because we're watching Indiana Jones right now, the kids and I. And we're at the one from 2008 where he fucking, he finds these mommies, bro, like spoiler alert. And he like knifes it open. And the body's perfectly preserved from just like linen casings. And if that's just like organic cloth, you're right. Wait a minute. Why aren't they doing this to more people?

I bet they are. Plastic you, plasticing you? Deep underground military bunkers are filled with this. That's actually footage from a deep underground military bunker. It's a sub-basement of the White House. That's what they do when they're making a new president. That's the formation of the next president. That's a clone, and he's just waking up, which is why.

And that's squeaking sound. That's like when that sound happens, it actually draws an octopus-like creature that comes out of the ceiling. It's drawn to the sound like a mother cat, like mea-me-miao. They're kittens and in it. It injects a probosciscus into the new president. And that's what that black thing is in its mouth, actually. That is a tentacle. It's not a snorkel.

It's injecting him with George Washington's come. They preserve it. That's how they make a president. I didn't realize that. So they give George Washington's come to the next guy. And then does the next president come into the new guys? Okay. Well, yeah, how does this solve work?

I don't want to do like history stuff. I know. I don't want to seem like a dick or like. but I am like really into history. And so they, you know, they say George Washington died from leaching, right? Like they put leeches on him because they used to do bloodletting back then. Yes, yes. He did die from a kind of leaching, but it wasn't bloodletting.

They used to, they used to hook him up to a pump. And they would crank his jizz out night and day because they knew this man. there will never be another George Washington. No. So they apparently have like enough George Washington come to last for the next 30 sitting president. Wait a minute. Is this how they're printing? Like that's why when you get what dollar bill is he on?

When is he on which bill? The one. Yeah. That's why maybe it's a little softer. You got it. They're putting the come of George Washington in the dollar bills. A tiny bit. Wow.

Isn't that amazing? I didn't know this. These are the things that if people know. new, I think they love our country a lot more. Well, yeah, because we're not really beloved as much around the world as we should be. Now, hold on, though, but you're telling me, this is back in, like, the 1800s or whatever. They didn't really have electrical come extractors. Yeah, so, like, what were they using?

Well, look, you know, again, like, it's the fucking internet. Everyone's going to be mad one way or the other, but George Washington was the number one slave owner of the time in that area. Okay. And so, I mean, I think you can kind of do the math, like, how, what was going on there. And sing the song, Annie, like, the cum pump song. It's crazy that you're, like, telling me to sing it. It's almost like, like, it feels, you can't tell him.

You can't do that. It feels worse when you're telling me to sing it. You know, it's like, I don't know how much of the whole play this is. Sing the compo song. Sing the song. Come on. That was good, right? That was fucking.

That was fucking so beautiful. Amazing. Thank you. So you're saying is that that was happening. Yeah. Yeah, I mean. Well, yeah, he was using like human trafficking victims to pump his gum. And, yeah, and storing it into like cat, a wine casks.

That is amazing. I know. It's an incredible history of our beautiful country. If more people knew it, people learn history, guys. I mean, truly, there's so many delightful things. It really will change your life. You are just giving me all kinds of stuff. Now you want to know why Biden got weird?

Sure, of course. So, like, you know how people are lactose intolerant? Yeah. Well, Biden, as it turns out, later in his life, became common tolerant. No. And so they couldn't feed him George Washington's jizz anymore. And he started breaking down. I can't.

I can't. You know what's really cool is that I can picture it? Like, I can actually see it because, like, I wasn't like this until this recent, like, TikTok I've seen on. Like there's just a cabal of come eating presidents. I know there is. Oh, that button on Trump's desk? You think that's for Diet Coke? It's for George Washington's Cone.

He loves it. They say that's why he wanted to be president. It's just the, they say the taste. You know who else tasted? There's the button. Yeah. And they do put it, they fill, this is what, they fill the whole Diet Coke can with,

jizz and then he drinks he loves it he waterfalls it or what that's why you don't see him waterfalling it he here's the last bit of trivia history trivia I won't bore you guys anymore

but Frank Herbert the author of Dune anyone who's seen those movies Spice Malange oh the spice right spice well as it turns out Frank Herbert was friends

with Ronald Reagan came to the White House Ronald Reagan gave him a glass of George Washington jazz and the taste is what inspired the entire Dune series. And that is such a popular series. Really, really fun stuff. Sandworms.

That was George Washington's dick. Okay. You know what? We need to cleanse the palace. How about this, Duncan? This will just change the vibe a little bit. Okay. Oh yeah

Beautiful Fucking great That's enough What if that was God This guy? No you ever worry about that Like everyone thinks God is smarter Yeah

Oh what if he's What if you met God And that's God Like you're like what Tell me the secret of everything You just put that flute in his nose Bebebebe You're like

That's it I've been overthinking this whole thing. Oh man, I should have been like the, I should have joined Scientology. So my brain just goes, you know what's interesting is that you learn the recorder

when you're in middle school or whatever, like, and then never again. Like, why aren't recorders in symphonies and stuff? Why don't we see the recorder more? It's not a bad instrument. It's a shit instrument. And I feel like that. How dare you?

You know, that's so like you. You're just shaming. Don't like it. Not ashamed. Don't like it. Don't like it. You just pissed off the entire recorder enthusiast community listening to this.

How about don't recorder? It sounds like shit. He's playing with his nose, by the way, for people listening. Okay, so we, so you're saying it's a bad instrument. Well, okay, look, I don't think any instrument is bad, good. But I think if you play the recorder regularly,

you are bad, like a bad person. I think by proxy, the instrument becomes bad. Yeah, I hear you. Also, I feel like this is more of something like you do, you leave this video in somebody's house who plays the recorder. So they see that they're a quarter they're playing. It's been out of this thing's nose. Okay, look, let's get out of fucking R words.

If you don't have Jesus in your life, your life is incomplete. He makes you whole. Couldn't have said it better myself. Speaking of cross-eyed kind of weird-looking chicks, you know, bring up the Sydney Sweeney. Ah, yes. Yeah, so here's the deal. She's a huge fan of YMH clearly and she agreed to do this American Eagle ad wearing the jeans. It's like, could they have fucking sent us a check?

It would have been nice. It's cool to get the shout. out though from the old swanster. Yeah, it is pretty cool. I know she's a huge fan. So everybody's up in arms about this denim ad, which like, I guess Gen Z has never seen

a beautiful woman objectified before, so their panties are all in a twist. Can I give you my hot take on why people are upset? Sure. And I hope we get to are you allowed to show the ad? I don't know. Do you think we can, Josh? Isn't it kind of a free act? It might get

copyrighted. Oh, don't do it. We could try. Is it still up even? Oh, yeah. They didn't take, I heard there's outrage. Well, the out. People are saying it's because it's some kind of eugenesis shit. Oh, that's stupid.

No, what it is is people are jealous because clearly Sidney Sweeney is mens a level smart. When you see her talk about DNA genes, and I know it's a double entendre. Right. But I always knew Sidney is one of the, I would say the greatest actor of all time. And mine, just like Lena Dunham. You hear Lena Dunham talk and you're like, this chick knows what's happening. Hell yeah.

And Sidney, I mean, just for our own gratification, maybe we can't play. Have you not seen the ad? I'd love to see it. Let's watch it. Can we just see it? I don't know if we could, I just want you to hear this because she is fucking brilliant.

Yeah. And I feel like she improv. She has done from parents to offspring, often determining traits like her color, personality, and even I color. My jeans are blue. Sydney's tweet. Yes.

Gene. Yes. Got it. Dude. Yeah. YMH. Thank you. Yeah.

She is the best. You should have her. I would love to, if she ever comes on, I'd love to be a fly on the wall or you. Sure. Just talk science with her. That's why she was chosen for this. She's so. She's so, she's stunning.

And like, I love her. Her boobs are outstanding. I think she's arguably like the best body in show. business right now it'll absolutely she's fucking amazing but okay tell me and this is horrible she's kind of downsy hot do you know what i mean like her eyes are a little downsy but like she's still hot you know there uh yeah there you go like zoom in zoom in little downsy zoom in let me see zoom in closer now bring it up bring it up up a little more No, the other way.

Bring it up, up, up, up, up all the way. And that doesn't look downsy to me. No, that doesn't look down. I think she looks great. I think she, no. And that's, you know. Margens. And she goes back cold.

My bad at last margins. My genes are black. Aaron can do a dead on impression. Really? Dead on. It's the funniest shit to hear her do, too. She is, like, so good at imitating. Imagine.

Ah, blah. You know, it's really interesting. I have a recording from the 90s. Louise Hay. I love Louise Hay. There's some seminar she leads. And the women just, like, I have a question, and they just speak normally. I have a question for you, like that.

Like, in a deeper womanly register. Yeah. And then, like, something. Huh, man. We're like, what is that? What is that? I don't know why that. It used to be the Trends Atlantic accent.

Oh, right. And then it became. Imagine their, blah. I'm an eating sandpaper. And like, she's not, they're not thinking about eugenics. Nobody even knows what that word means. No, no one involved in that ad campaign. Many people on that campaign when they heard Jane's,

are passed down. They're like, I guess my dad gave me jeans. I don't know what that means. No, they don't care. They don't fucking care. But, you know, Asana Mott has a theory that I think is pretty good, which is that it's all manufactured descent. It's like they put this out, then they throw a bunch of bots out there to stir everybody up. And no one really gives a shit. And then it gets, it gets eyes on the brand. It's just like, same thing with politics, too. You know, they hire the journalist to create the narrative, the information, the disinformation, the controlled information. It's all bullshit. You know, when I found, I have a friend whose job was editing video for a local news station. And, I mean, I guess I'm just a naive idiot, but he told me, like, yeah, like Gatorade pays the news stations to do a story on Gatorade.

And so they invent a story. like, it's hot out there. What's the best way to stay hydrated? It's catererate. And it's an ad and you think it's news. Yeah. How many things that we see are just ads? But Duncan, how much money do you think we paid to have the Sydney Sweeney ad done with American Eagle?

It cost us. Now, cut this out, Josh. We paid. Oh. Are you fucking shitting me? No, but I think it was well worth it. But where's the logo? Where's the William Mason?

It's hidden. Like, you know how? like they hide the Playboy Bunny. Yes. It's, you have to look really close. No way. Yeah. Now that's, you know what? Yeah. Off record, I think that was a great fucking move. Thanks. Brilliant.

Thanks. I mean, now people are like tuning in obviously and I can't even imagine. You must be getting a tsunami of new viewers. Oh, for sure. And they're going to love what they see, you know? Like you and me together. And you managed to get your eugenics message into that too.

That's the best part. That's the Best part. It's so cool. Yeah, I kind of slid it under the door, but it's cool. Can I tell you, though, I would have, yeah. God, it's so funny they were trying to do all that. And they also, people, well, this is probably not good to talk about. What?

Like, they also, the Nazis were like, no fatties, no gypsies, no retareds. Yeah. And lots of meth. I know, it's so crazy. Like, who gets to make the list? Well, that's the problem. Yeah. That's the problem.

Who makes the fucking list, right? Like, you need somebody like Sidney's Sweeney making that list. You know what I mean? Like, if a person like her was like, I'll design. Out of time. It would be, it would be, I mean, look, obviously, like eugenics is a satanic idea when it comes to humans. Dogs, great idea. Humans, not so great.

Dogs? Oh, you. That's so true. I never thought about that. Yeah, dog breeding is eugenics. But you know what, though? The one purebred dog we have, dumb is a box of rocks.

Shits everywhere. It's so shitty. The mixed guys, the rescues, best ones. Well, this is why when you see, like, you know, the monarchy, you know, and the pure bloodlines, everyone's raving about they want to keep the bloodlines pure, which means you're going to be banging your cousin

and like is it goes upstream or downstream, they just get weird. And like all like Prince Charles and all of them just seem kind of like, oh yeah. Adled in a specific way. Well, they all married their cousins to keep the money and the lineage and the power. Yeah. And have you been following the Candice Owens, Brigitte Macron?

Dude. Are you all in? Because I've been all in for like a while. Well, you know, I would. wish I could burp. You can't burp? I can't burp. My testosterone right now is so low that one of the things that goes away is burping.

It sucks. I know. But I love, I love... You can fart, though, right? Nope. It's a penile fart. It comes out the front and a little like blips. Okay.

Yeah. So, Candace, let's talk. Do you think, what's going on? Well, like, I watched, you know, I watched every thing that I could in her sort of breakdown. And so one smart critique, I've heard not of what she's doing, but of the, people are pointing out like, McCrone is a child groomer. Yeah.

That is verified. Whether or not there's a dick down there, I guess we're going to find out with a lawsuit. But the fact that they're doing a lawsuit makes me think. It could be that indeed there is no dick because don't they have to like, isn't that going to be part of the deposition? It's like, zip your fucking pants down. Let's do it if you have a dick. Are you a male or? No, because this is a libel case.

So the fine print of this is that it won't hinge on, I think. I don't know, I'm not a lawyer, but I did go to law school for two whole weeks. And so I feel like this does qualify me a little bit. Totally. This hinges on whether or not Candace Owens is doing, libelous thing, meaning that she knows otherwise, meaning she knows that Brigitte Macron is not a man, sorry, not a woman or whatever.

She's going against what she knows to be true in order to profit, right? So she's like, let's say Candace Owens actually believes that Brigitte Macron is a woman, and she's saying the opposite of it to make a profit to slander. How do you prove that? That's the thing is that you have to prove malicious intent, And it's like, and it's really hard when it comes to public figures apparently because so much is written about Virginia Macron already. And I mean, how do you prove that it's libelous or whatever? I've heard those kinds of lawsuits always, it's very hard to win one of those.

Like you would need a text of her texting someone like, I think she's a woman, but boy, I make money saying she has a dick. Right. Right. Right. Which Candace Owens was doing really well prior to her picking up the story. And his Owens believes that as a man. Of course. Like she, the intensity with which she's delivering every bit of information is not that of someone who half believes it. She even said, I would stake my entire career on the fact that this woman is actually a man. Blah, blah, blah. Okay.

So what does it say? The complaint alleges Owens was the first person to bring these baseless claims to the U.S. media and an influence. I can't read my eyes. In an influential audience, the couple are suing. For punitive damages. I can't, you moved it. I can't see. Punitive damages and alleged

they have suffered substantial economic damages including loss of future business opportunities. No. But you could see, but one thing for, okay, so I... Punitive damage.

All they have suffered substantial economic. Don't they have to list the business? Like, so don't they have to say like we lost a Bud Light ad? We lost, or whatever it is. You know, like, so the lawsuit, it's like that other lawsuit that's happening with those two actresses.

Oh yeah, I can't follow those two dipshits. It's fascinating. Blake Lime. Blake Lime is not actresses and the director. Yeah. And it's turned into this like... Baldoni. Baldoni.

Yeah, right? It's turned into a caldera of poison. And because like they're both like playing this weird game of chicken. Yeah. And what ends up coming out is like, just no matter what, embarrassing for both sides. You know, the whole thing just is kind of embarrassing. So with this, it feels like...

Like, there seems to be some level of confidence regarding Macron's gender. Oh, for sure. Or they would not be doing this, right? On their end. So, again, if this lawsuit were, I have to prove that I'm a woman... I feel like that's going to be in there. I would say that's that. That's a rap.

But this is a libel thing. So I know. I know. The other thing is it's like this brings like so much of the spotlight on it makes it even worse for them because now people who had no idea about this shit are like, well, what? I know. What is this?

And then you start looking into it. And like it's a creepy situation. Like didn't she groom him? She was his teacher. She was his teacher when she was in her late 30s, early 40s, And Candice, which Candice is alleging that Brigitte Macron was first, was originally her brother. Okay. Trugnone, last name, Trugno.

And disappears. Like there's no record, no photographs of her in like the 70s, which is the time in which she would go get this sex change allegedly. And then she comes back and she's always covering her throat because of the Adams Avel. And like, I don't know. but I think the reason Candace is so into this, it's not that because she's a woman pretending to be, or a man pretending to be a woman, it's that these families do basically,

like they marry, they create, they do incest, they do all these disgusting practices, and they have such a stronghold on the power structure and the money. Yes. And they're all tied into each other with the banks and the banking system or whatever. Like apparently like, you know, just a handful of family. Families run the world.

And like imagine like that's what Candace Owen says. I don't know. Well, I mean, I don't fucking know. There's all. Theoretically, there's only a certain amount of money in the world, right? There's only a certain amount of whatever that, whatever we're using to quantify money. And dude, if you've had generational wealth. Yeah.

For like centuries. Think of how much money that must be. How much power. How much secret power. How much you know. Like, you definitely like, have. access to people who kill people for you, no problem. And you have ways of talking about it and making it happen.

And I mean, why wouldn't, wouldn't it be more surprising if that wasn't the case? Wouldn't it be more? Because how is it that you, how do you hold on to your wealth for so long too? That's another question. Yeah. How do they survive economic downturns and all this? Like, it's all shady shit. Anyway, you're going to be coming back to help me host this.

So we're going to get, we're going to figure out all. of the world's problems then. I don't know. I think I did okay. I thought you did great. I think you are, I think you need to listen to your intuition.

What about, well, hire people like Avery. I think what, oh, Avery's, slam dunk. Slam dunk. And just, I think, I know if I was Tom.

Yeah. And I came back from shooting a movie and found out that my wife and made radical pro women changes to my and hers podcast company I would be thrilled yeah I would change anything you want everything you want well Tom loves like chick vibes he does chick stuff and I think he is going to be happy to Tom what do you think get someone else in here oh yeah that's the Mask. There you go. Mask on, mask off.

Well, there you have it. Thank you, Duncan Tressel. Is there anything you would like to tell people about? Are you promoting stuff right now? Yeah, absolutely. If you wake up in the morning and you don't have a smile on your face, you got to ask yourself, why? Could it be that I'm not drinking enough water or getting enough sleep? Or could it be that my body is covered with hyperdimensional aliens that were dropped here? on planet Earth by a god called Zeno, put them in a volcano, volcano exploded, and we're covered in them. And it just might be that over the course of a few years, there's a way to get those pesky body Thetons off of you by using some very advanced technology rejected by defar

reality because they don't want you to be healthy. So a great starting place. And just if you don't like it, throw it away. Dianetics, it's a fantastic book by Elron Hubbard, one of the, not just like greatest minds of all time but also an incredible science fiction writer explorer adventure inventor and athlete and sailor as well of course so please check out dionetics and i think you're going to be happy it's the book with the volcano on the front that's powerful imagery too yeah and check out the history of george washington uh drinking come and all the presidents after and and that is coming out Daniel day Lewis you're kidding back back in action he's going to play George that it's called the last days of president president Washington or George I

last I can't probably just call it like George and then that's a good one they usually do that but yeah like apparently what's fascinating about Daniel day Lewis method actor you know what he's been doing for the last three months what getting his cum pump of course Thank you so much, Duncan. This was a blast. Thank you, Avery, our new CEO. And that's it. We'll see you next time on YMH.

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