Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Yoshi-Episode 88 Pt. 2-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Episode Date: October 17, 2016KABOOM! Guess who stepped in the room? TICAL! or YOSHI! Back with more of that ISH you just can't get enough. Our conversation with Yoshi was so loaded we HAD to split it up into TWO episodes. Here is... more of what you came for, part 2 of Yoshi's return with a real "talking to" about prostitution. Get your jeans ready for a brand new belt! SUSHI!
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So anyways, I hope this is sounding weird
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Jeans jeans. We're back for part two of the Yoshi
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Now are you ready for part two of?
Yoshi, I don't know is anybody really ready for part? I don't think so man. I don't really think so
Let's get into this. Let's do this
Anyone loving to this
We're rolling welcome back. This is if you're listening
part two of the
Yoshi opus
Episode and Yoshi's particularly happy because it's December 7th. Yeah, which is what Yoshi Pearl Harbor Day and
Sorry everyone
You guys is there like a pride about that in Japan like they're like hey
We fucking took it to him on Pearl Harbor Day or no, that's not very there's like Pearl Harbor
50% sales on bed mattress and shit
It's like full to July for us. It's like when we got Osama, but the Japanese way of being the culture is like
They don't even want to talk about that stuff. They're just they're really
Young people don't even have any idea
Well, they're trying to forget all that shit. It's really I you know, I mean, I'll tell you what I don't want to forget at all
Nagasaki
I got posted that's in the bedroom. Okay. It's my blood. It's like in Germany. I went to Berlin and
Nobody wants to talk about
You know what your dad Hitler Wiener schnitzel. Yeah, nobody wants to talk about it and your uncle
Not only they don't want to talk about it, but they're really stay away from national pride and show the German flags
It's like that because I go Germany all the time rightly so I mean they may have fucked up a little. Yeah
It's actually a crime to talk about Nazi shit Hitler. Yeah. Oh, yeah
Do a Nazi salute in Germany?
Yes, but you know what I just learned watching the history channel. Yeah, that the Russians killed more people
Many more. Oh, yeah, Stalin was 20 million plus people. It was a real piece of shit. People are like, who? What was that?
No, it's not you said the Jews had a better marketing marketing
Chinese lost 40 to 50 million nobody give a fuck about your yeah
What is the what did you scumbags do to the China the rape of Nanking, right?
Yeah, I'll give you a Manchuria, which is a province in China and to go. I remember the last Emperor
You you Japs are fucking savage savage really crazy
Break is our break people arm kicks ladies
Look, but you can't leave our audience. I mean, yes fucking just yeah, you can't get on
Fucking dental update and then just drop it right you owe them a dental update to start this part of the show
Even though it's been like three four months. You don't care three four months. Why do you time? No, I don't care. Okay
So this is maybe
Four days before I was supposed to fly over to Europe mm-hmm and Dubai in Afghanistan. Okay
on Friday morning, I have to take couple of my
Friends business people from Japan. They they have a very big toy company called Good Smile Company. They're huge in Japan
Good smile company good smile company. Oh good smile. Okay, very big toy company. So the executive is here
The boss Mr. Aki. He's a very nice guy. They love me. I'll key. Mr. Aki. You pop your cataract on the street
That guy. Yes
So Thursday night, I agreed to take to Vegas because Japanese people love Vegas
They really do they really strip clubs strip club and even in general love love gambling. Yeah, doesn't make any sense
You love gambling Chinese people love you. I want to we're good at math
But evidently when it comes to gambling we forget everything because odds are against you you would think heavily against you
But we were superstitious, you know triple eight everything had to be triple eight. Yes Chinese boyfriend
so I
Agree to take them Thursday night when I wake up Friday morning. I have a fucking massive food take and maybe just killing me
And then I find out later what I need a three root canal. Holy shit. Ah
So this is a very good dental update. So please continue
So I want to go see dentists, but I agreed to take these people to Vegas. Oh my god
So I smiled the whole time. I was an ache and every time we pulled over I have a lunch or something
They want to give me food and I don't want to have anything near that area horrible pain
You're like, but I owe it to you. I just smile like everything was okay. That's all I'm super Asian
Suffer through this super. I told you I would take you to Vegas
Yes, so I was in pain and like every time we pulled up the like gas station bathroom
I threw up and like I was a pain. Holy shit, man. It was full. I mean, I don't know why
I'm so sensitive about the neuro barrier, but it was it was fucking everybody says that's a terrible. It's just terrible
Pain so I stay there and I went to once I dropped him off in Vegas. I went to CVS
Um, they have just numbing things. It didn't do a whole lot
I had a bike it in from my car accident and injury from two years ago
But I started running out because I'm taking as much as I can
So this is a dental and drug update because I asked my friends in Vegas if they could help me
To deal with pain because bike and it wasn't doing shit for me
No, marijuana nothing. So only thing my friend had asked to do was coke. I never used coke before
So
I used them
All I did was grinding more my my
Oh my god. I don't know. He told me you won't feel pain. Like it didn't help me. So
I was in pain. You did a couple of bumps or what? I don't he just told me to rub it around where where it was hurting
So that didn't really help because it was itch itching, you know, it was hurting
So I stayed there. We drove we finally drove back sunday night. I passed out got a monday went to my
Eddie who is russo peter's assistant told me to go see his
Persian dentist in in vegas. No, no in la when I drove back
And lucky enough they were kind enough
To meet me last night on tuesday that is surgery because i'm leaving first thing on wednesday morning
So I had a bridge on this side. They've made a hole through my bridge
And multiple shot of I don't know what that chemical is and it's just fucking hurting and
They showed me the chart where um, basically there's infection in my nerve
And uh, the nerve was hitting the air. I think that's what I remember. Yeah, that hurts a lot. So I think I had like, um
Rue cannell two or three of them done right there
I was in so much pain. I don't can't just do whatever
And russo peter's kind enough because he's always been good taking care of everyone. Uh, he paid for the whole surgery for me
Oh, that's wonderful because I was so afraid flying over to europe having toothache the whole
You can't do that. Oh, wow. You'll die. You can't do that
What a fucking man russo
He always fell me out and I want to get our teeth whitened for Christmas
And I need new I need new bondings. My two friends need to be replaced. Please uncle russo, please
It wasn't it. It wasn't even even like you know how much it was. It's so expensive and um, um
That's how much mine was I just put on the credit card like you have to do it though. You can't you can't you can't
I mean, I I was crying. I didn't I didn't even cry when my dad died. I was crying really
No, I just couldn't couldn't do it. He was still full of revenge because in front of everyone and stuff like that
I didn't want to show that weakness but
Um, we gotta we got to make the appointment now. I know no
That shit is always have to be priority because the pain is just unbelievable. I know
Do you get some good pain killers?
Yeah, but they didn't really help until like right after the surgery then like right away within two hours like
Easing of the pain, you know, you really you don't want to get to that man
And you don't if you feel any inkling of it the beginnings of it go
Yeah, but it wasn't like it just came to me that morning when I woke like what what why am I feeling this really?
Really it went from zero to 100
And like I had to pick them up and within an hour to vegas like fuck me
so
When so before before you continue
Um, I I used the dentist because I didn't have any credit and whatever and um, I just used their name to see that
Like this and and I didn't even ask russia do it russia said don't worry about I'll take care
Pay for everything. Wow. I don't even ask. He always does that man. That's everyone. Yeah
So you went to europe. Is this the trip that you were referring to earlier?
Mm-hmm. And where'd you go in europe?
I went to spain germany netherlands
Norway sweden demark estonia. It's a good run. Estonia. That's netherlands
I think maybe maybe repeated myself then I went to united ever emmerits dubai for the first time and how long a trip was this
almost 60 days
wow
and uh
Did you get some nice road beef when you were out there?
Like prostitute. Yes. Okay. That's one way of saying it. Yeah. Where did you get? Where did you get prostitutes?
um
If you're going to sex tourism, I highly recommend. Oh, we're right. Yeah
Please continue. How dare you? I'm ready if you worry about um
If you're going to do something like this, you probably want to go netherlands in germany not south africa belgium because
They have it down to
Science over there. Really? Mm-hmm. It's legal
So no matter how much girls are in trouble when you make prostitution legal, they're able to go to the police
Whereas I see a lot of these girls who travel to places like japan
Where they're hosted spar job or prostitute or stripping
Because it's not technically legal for them to work there and those businesses are legal
Cops, even if you got rape or whatnot, they don't do anything, right?
And i'm not saying prostitution is a good thing
No, but when you legalize it, even if you protect someone like crackhead street walker prostitute
You're insuring there's protection for all women. Well, because let's let's face it
That is a societal thing that will always be there are always women who will do that and i'm actually pro sex work
I'm pro sex work as long as women make the money they deserve and they are protected
Yes, so actually i've been to belgium. I've been to absterdam where I see them regulated
And it works for their society it works
Even even people who runs the prostitution business in netherland, they will be honest enough to say like look
We can't hundred percent guarantee that some of these women are trafficked women
Or some of these are in relationship with a pimp or boyfriend abuse them
There's absolutely no way any country any law could prevent that
Haven't said that I do believe that
They try to do the best to give them
Health care and protection and things like that. That's all you want. Yeah, you're gonna have to do that
Shit, you just don't want to get some pimp beating the crap out of you. Right. Yeah, well tell us something about japan. I have to say
This is not something i'm proud of but
There is a lot of sexist attitude in that part of the world
In addition to places like africa and the middle east and even central asia like afghanistan
I learned you know, but I just want to say that yes
I'm one of those come back get prostituting those legalized area
But um, I just think if you want to give them the greatest legal protection
You need to legalize prostitution because you know, I agree
I was like criminalizing, you know drugs and everything else now
You said that you've been to afghanistan. You have a prostitute in afghanistan. No, I didn't get any prostitution over there
Oh, but I knew right away. It was so obvious because I have that
perverts eye
I could tell like
It was interesting today. I didn't know there's chinese people in afghanistan cobble, but there's chinese restaurants and
Not all of them, but a lot of them do have dessert with a chinese girl
Really? Yeah, there's prostitution because how do you know though? How do you know when you walk in?
I'm a really good at finding if you you throw me any
major cities of world
It won't take me that long to figure out where prostitution is hanging out and I don't need to get a google
I just have a feel for them. Really? Yeah. Wow
Six cents if you will. Yeah, I mean I
I'm I have friends work for hustler and but what do you look for specifically?
So let's say we drop you in los angeles. How do you know where to?
Well, let me I guess I'm back penalty. I've never got prostitute
I don't look prostituting the states. Okay, because it's because it's illegal. Okay
I never want to put myself where I could get in trouble
Not I'm not embarrassed getting prostitute. It's just uh when it's illegal like that over here, right?
It could fuck me up in so many different ways. Obviously. Yeah, um, but
But how do you know when you go into a chinese restaurant in afghanistan and Kabul?
That that's that's what's going on just like same times when I when I meet
porn girls who are into fucking and not you feel a certain amount of
sexual energy or lack of
And I could tell by just body language and stuff like that and then I kind of thought
They're prostitute what now, you know and
Only reason I got confirmation was when I talked to all the expats who live in the Kabul
They told me yes, that's correct. And I did google search, but then I didn't I didn't even think that's even possible in afghanistan
of all places and when I was there recently in october
This is and I think this is a good thing
There's health clinic. I don't know which
Organization but they were going through all the prostituting Kabul and tell them basic
Hygiene and the way to protect yourself because
It's already bad enough when the unmarried women is making eye contact for another man
Oh, the fact that they're even going telling educating prostitute about
Um
Best way to protect yourself by condoms think I'm shocked, but they're doing it. They don't even have aspirin
There are women I I knew that never had taken adville before let alone seen a condom
Yeah, it's it's pretty crazy shit, but back here. I wanted to talk about your european trip
um, so you had you got prostitutes in
Germany the netherlands
Yeah, those are my two favorites. What's what do you love about the girls there?
Um
Well
I think most of those girls from eastern europe. I mean, they're just unbelievably beautiful. Yeah. Yeah
Like in frankford
frankford
Frankfort red light district. It's fucking massive. I mean, yeah, there's so many buildings each building's probably got four or five
Between four to six seven rooms
And there's multiple layers of floors. So it's full of prostitutes throughout all of them
So you do what's the what's the like process like you show up you know where to go
You know, all right these buildings up and then do you walk in is there like a a front desk?
Like you're going to a fucking no, there's no front. There's no front desk. However, there's there's cameras everywhere and there are bodyguards
so if you ended up
Get out of control do something the girls there's always way for the i've seen several incidents
Guy did something wrong to the girls and did yes beat the fuck out of these guys
I've seen it in amsterdam
There's a siren that goes off in the red light district if some guy tries to pull some shit
And you'll see like tons of dudes chasing that one guy that fucked up and just pommeling him. Yeah, it's kind of awesome
Yeah, yeah, and and well, I mean if he's hurting a girl. Yeah, no, fuck him. Yeah. Yeah, or trying to rip them off or
You know all sorts of things there's there's a way
I've seen it too and it is very unpleasant these these
Dutch and german guys who would do security work. They look like offensive linemen. They're huge huge
Huge mother that whole there men and women there are just massive. I met women
Dutch women that are like six two six three and they're just like well proportioned. They don't look like big
Girls, they're just you know, they're just sturdy. Yeah
By average the the dutch and the scandinavians are the tallest people in the whole planet. Yeah by average
I believe it. Yeah, so what was what kind of money were you dropping to you know?
So, let me give you an example
frankford
So you walk into a building you walk in the building so you go up the different floors
And let's say you see a girl that you like. So what is she doing just like walking around?
Oftentimes they're standing in front of the door or during the room laying in bed or so they're like ready. Yeah, and they're dressed secular in lingerie
not
not lingerie usually like
bra or
Sweat pants. No, no
Swim swim. Oh, okay. Yeah, like a swimsuit. Okay. That's what I wear
If if the girls cover a lot, I always stay away from them
Right
Stay away from because I just got the feeling my experience where the girls who have too much clothes on
They usually give a hard time by taking all their clothes and do what they say
They're gonna do. All right, because soon as you walking have to give them the money, you know what I mean? Yeah, like
God, that's so embarrassing
I remember one one of the things you have to do when you're in Netherlands or anywhere else
You negotiate before you do anything like do you do this and this and that and the girls say yes or no
And you make agreement whatever you want to do at the price you want to do at the length of a time, right?
Yeah, so sometimes when the girl agreed to do something soon as you give money, they don't do it
That makes me angry. So you break their arm. No, okay
So this is what I did silly on my part first first six months of doing it
Because when you're doing it for the first time getting prostitutes, it is kind of scary. I'm just not used to it, you know
So this is what I did in the Netherlands
So the girl promised to do something she didn't do it. You know what I did tom? I'm terrified
I went to police station complaining about that
I made I made a fucking complain
She said she was going to do this and that she didn't do shit and the guy just said sir
We don't deal with that kind of problem. That's hilarious. He's like the like fight back with david horowitz
I don't remember that show with a consumer guy would fight back. Yeah, she fights back
She said she was gonna spit in my asshole
Look at my ass. It's totally dry. She didn't she didn't do it
So I complained thanking that because it's legal you could go to police
But never like you need to suck his balls again. You didn't do that. That's really funny, man
Well, what are you gonna do? You can't you know another time
My friend called me up. He knew I was in Netherlands at the time. So he told me oh my aunt and um, my
Um
Cousin her niece is there in netherlands. Could you take her to the MRI? I don't want to give their names
But I so I met them. I took them around netherlands
They said they want to go red light district, which is fine. It's during the day. I didn't care
So I took them right and also when we walked by
um
That girl behind the windows are going. Yeah, they knock on the glass. Yeah, yeah
Which is it happened all the time. They try to get attention. So hard sell, right?
And they ask them why they're doing that. Oh, just don't worry. Let's just forget just keep going, right?
And the hooker opened the door and she goes. Hey, Yoshi, are you coming back later?
I'm working until 10 p.m. So like they didn't know I get prostitutes
Hey, Yoshi, it's if they say like are you coming back and like they didn't know the name
But it's one thing when somebody say your right name like it was really uncomfortable silence
I can't even look at them. They don't want to look at my face
I just pretend like it didn't happen and I took them for rest. I don't I take I took them to and frank museum or something and uh
That's a fun one. Yeah after the red nice transition from prostitutes. Yeah, I went to um a brothel in dubai
There's a brothel in dubai. You wouldn't think so because of the the law is being so strict
How did you find it because I I wanted to go on of course
Okay, well, I'll tell you so we was all russian
Well, here's the thing. Yeah, so we had a marine who was like our guide
Yeah, and uh, he was really into hookers because I could tell that he kept talking about them
Oh, I know this girl and this girl and I was like, are these hookers?
So he goes. Yeah. Yeah, you know, whatever. So I say, okay, take me to them
So he takes me and the other two comics that I'm with literally across the street from the hotel
We're staying in in dubai and you go in to the bar area and it is mostly eastern europeans
asian women a lot of chinese and philippinos philippinos
Polish girls
And they're hanging out and they come talk to you at the bar. I guess and that's how you negotiate
Is talking at the bar and then you negotiate and then you go up to a room in that hotel
And I was with somebody who it was like their first time maybe doing this
And this guy was like so nervous and it I get it because you in the one hand you want to try this
But on the other hand, this is real like this is gonna happen. You're just like I'll tell you what my pitch would be
Holy shit. I'll be like, you know what?
If you give me a bj
I'll give you a double pipe classic
It sounds like my life story. You know what a double pipe classic is?
Yoshi, it's great. Have you ever sorry yoshi farted and burped
At the same time. Yeah, that's called the double pipe classic. I didn't know that. Yeah
What is it called and would you speak japanese? I don't think we have yeah, what about fart?
How do you say I know in chinese and taiwanese whatever he spoke it's it's onak. Pigu onara
Onara. Yeah in korea. It's pangu pangu
Are you I bet that would be fun to take you to a sushi place. You like sushi? Yeah
We had to a really good spot
yesterday
You know
This sounds like a real dick thing to say but whenever a white person
Said sushi's good. I'm I'm really critical because sure. I understand that, you know
Just like when I tell mexicans like taco bills are really good. They get really angry. Yeah, but I'm not talking about
Yoshi, I dated the asian guy for four years. Do you think that I I went to fucking round eye places to eat?
We don't hang out with listen. Listen. I eat chicken feet. Yeah, okay. That's real sharks fin soup
Really?
I'm a ebi with the heads deep fry. I'll give you credit. Okay. Yeah, and we've been to we go to where
All like your kind are that's the thing. That's the rule. We don't we don't want to see white people there
When we go to sushi like yesterday nothing but ching chongs everywhere like
People that look like you and
We just ate with them, you know
Oh, she's she's dead on
Perfect
Do it again
Yeah, so there's things translated that's really good. Thank you
Practice
What is ginkiedes?
Ginkiedes Scott means how are you doing? Ginkiedes Scott?
Yeah, anything with the word caught means it's quite you may you just made a question out of it. Okay. Yeah
Ginkiedes Scott, can I can I carry?
With the prostitutes. Yes. Yes. Some of them have become a good friends of mine prostitutes. Yeah, really?
I emailed them make sure they're okay and stuff like that. Yeah
Do you know who that is by the way? No, you know
He might tell by the voice. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Yeah
Jews
No, okay
Is it somebody you know? No, I don't know who it is. Oh
He knows many of the superstars he does you might know
You love the stars. What you said you were email you email prostitutes check on them. See if they're okay. Oh, they're okay
they're good friends, but
This one girl
The girl that I see a lot in Duisburg, Germany. That's a really nice area for prostitutes. There's a red light district there
It's amazing. What's it called Duisburg? Duisburg is that it's like this. Detroit of Germany
frankfurt have
Frank was the biggest one in in Germany. Duisburg got some really uh incredible duisburg
How much how much coin are you dropping when you when you you didn't tell me that you're frankfurt you go to the girl
How much what do you negotiate? I want you to lick my balls and I want to bang you
And then I'm giving you how much in frankfurt. It's um, let's say 15 minutes 15 20 minutes like, um
Fns fucking suck
So you you you can't lick her but you could um, you can't lick her. No, that's you have to pay more money for that
But if you if you're just getting you know, they put condom on you. She'll give you a blowjob and uh
Are the doggy style missionaries don't fucking her that's 30 euro. So that's probably something like
60 bucks
Not even that it's
40 maybe close to 40. Okay
For doggy and intercourse
Yeah, full intercourse
Well, within 15 minutes or 20 minutes of it depends on the girl. Yeah, but um, you got to remember it's legal
There's so many girls that just dropped the price of everything. Ah, like a great deal like massage parlors
But prices are prices are higher in the states because it's illegal. Right, right
They have you know what I mean? So, um, I might make a trip to germany
To deuschburg
But if you want to
Eat her out and lick her and stuff like that. That's probably another 20. So you're talking about 50 euro four
But everything's negotiable. Yeah, so you you you talk and you know, this sounds me
But if if they happen to be black prostitute, they charge less
Sure, the white one get more money
I'm just telling you how it is real. I could go there. Like, hey, look, I want your whole left hand in my ass
And then I want you to call me days
Maybe just because in germany the culture is such that they don't privilege
You know what I mean? They're not also all of europe
A lot of black the whole thing about sex too is like, oh, yeah, like we know
Like we yeah, everybody wants to have like it's not as sensationalized. Yeah
I don't think you have as many crazy issue of women getting beat up in europe
No, I believe you because guys always could go brothel, you know, the women are available crazy like that, you know, so
I agree. I think if you don't care if you don't care about pain for it
Sometimes don't have a girlfriend because that's just a hassle and these guys
You know, so is there anything any can you give any tips to our listeners if they're going hoe hunting?
Um, anything you look for keep an eye out for what's the best? Yeah, what's the best country for hoe hunting?
I like Netherlands germany because you know for certain they're 18 years old and they're monitored weekly
And they have a good attitude and they're good looking. I'm not saying I don't know about good attitude
But I do it just depends on the girl, but they're checked by health wise
They're at least disease free. That's good
And you know, they're protected because one other thing like when you get hookers in the states
Is that you see same procedure over and over and all of a sudden she disappears
Either she quits or the pimp knows she's getting too close with the customers
so they just move the girl around but
If you go to germany and netherlands and you see the same girl over and over chances are she's probably doing it for herself
She keeping her money and she's not pressured not to have any sort of feeling for the customers
So um and and and I can totally see you by the way
75 years old you're gonna be
married to a prostitute
And you guys are gonna be like this cute little old
Pervy asian guy and a and a reformed prostitute. It's gonna be I could totally see him do that
I feel like you have a kindred spirit with some of these girls. I don't know about the married part
So whatever you're gonna live with one you're gonna live with one and she'll be like I made your tea
Oh, she and you're gonna be like, well lick my balls. This this particular marine in dubai
Had that arrangement where he would he was an older gentleman
And he would just have these girls stay with him kind of clean up hang out for as long as he wanted
Or they wanted and then you know on to the next or and it's kind of a nice way to go
If you don't really want marriage and you don't want a relationship, but you want to have somebody around
Yeah, how dare you
I do I do know a lot of them I still keep contract with him and um, it's it's
They're friends, you know, you know, how many how many are we talking here your friends with?
Any special ones
I probably got like maybe half a dozen that I've been emailing still do you do you ask for some wild kinky shit?
Are you pretty straightforward? I want I'm not really
I'm not into that kinky kinky stuff
but um
My friends think it's crazy because I do like eating them out and stuff like that. You know the prostitutes. Yeah
Yeah, well, it's it's only look it's only dicey because of hepatitis and stuff like that
Well, the numbers they got running through that area. You know what I mean? It's
It's like the Grand Central Station of vagina. There's a lot going on
My friend got mad when I said that in another podcast that we used to do. Yeah, he got mad because it's so dangerous or whatever, but
And he didn't like my analogy, but you know how some people just love climbing mountains, but they're risking their life, right?
I I I think that's crazy shit
But I wouldn't tell that person not to do it because that's something that he or she'd love to do. I love your analogy
but um
I'm 43. You know what? I mean like when I'm seeing some of these Romanian bogeyre friends
They're prostitute, but they're friends now, but like
I'm I can't be incredibly superficial. They're just beautiful and
Yeah, I look at myself naked. It's just disgusting, but these girls are just fun
Wait, now I gotta ask you this because you've mentioned a few times that your friends with some of these girls
If you were to go back somebody that you've known maybe a while now
You've had physical relations with yeah, but you've maintained this friendship and you were to go back
Would you hang out with them like outside of their work?
I mean they they they don't want to go out because they want they need to work, right?
But uh, I'll pay them like
Our and not necessarily have sex or anything like that. Oh, really? Yeah. We just hang out. Yeah. No shit. Yeah
I like them because I just think
The reason I like them the ones that I'm friend with
For them to go through such a hard time. Yeah, and still have a such a like
Loving feeling toward me because I can't imagine as a woman working even behind the counter a porn convention like
Because people are just totally idiots in the way. They talk to women and stuff like that
And yeah, some of them act like they never talked to a woman like I hate men more than them, but
Enough of them told me they don't like them but enough of them also told me like that's fine
You know, like they're just awkward. They don't know how to be around women like that for them to be that patient
I'm always amazed by women like that
Now to be that patient, but if you want any more if you wanted anything sexual with even with the ones you're friend
You still have to pay for it
Yeah, yeah, and it wouldn't be fair for me to just take their time
They need to work and you don't feel like the friendship is at all
Um compromised by the no no no no because because I I I feel like
They need that money and they need help and um, it doesn't bother me at all. Okay. Oh, I respect that
Um
Here's something I wanted to ask you. You said you've been out of work now. We covered
Your work situation on the last episode
How you're falling out. Yeah, what are you going to be doing the next couple days? Oh for work
So I got this letter like early in the year and um, they're looking for Asian people for some kind of medical testing
so
Wait a minute. Are they going to put you in a shower and then
Maybe there's a camp you can go to so, uh, you know, when I had a job
I didn't really give a fuck about that. But since I'm running out of money and stuff. Um, I um,
They called me last week
Asking me if I was interested and I said like well, it just depends on what we're talking here and
Um, so I went yesterday Orange County in Anaheim. Um, I think you might buy card and um
Yes, it's it's it's it's kind of some kind of migraine test
Amgen that's the name of the pharmaceutical company. M. M. G. E. N. Okay, so they're testing that so
I don't know which group I'm in because uh, one group is perceivable second groups. They're actually using the drug
And uh, they don't tell you they don't tell you and I read I read in the various like second
Or maybe third to last page
side effect
in my cost
You know in a worse scenario of death, whatever blah blah blah. So so
Oh, I hope they're paying you a lot. Yeah, you get like a hundred bucks a day
When I read the part when I read that part I just laughed like now I have to do it. So, um,
You really like danger?
Not but it's it's
Well, you know, whatever, uh, I'm not doing anything next to this. So yesterday I went they took my blood my urine
Did the ekg things they check my heart rate they check my highway my eyes everything for like a couple hours then
Literally like 10 minutes before I park
A couple blocks from here. I was half an hour early. So I was going through my
Cell phone things like that 10 minutes before I come over and saw you
She called me and said hey, we check for everything and they check for everything like hepatitis hiv
You know, I have nothing clean bill of health
Wow, yo
You throw your dick around despite going down on prostitutes. Yeah, man. Good for you. And it's a lot of a lot of prostitute
What a warm story. I haven't checked. I haven't gone to you know
Got a check up in a while. So how many prostitutes would you say you've been with?
If I have to make a wild guess right now, just quantify it. Yeah
ballpark it
Four or 500 maybe are you serious? Yeah, at least really and porn people. I don't know. Um
I don't know. I didn't I lost count after a while. Wait, how many porn people you think you've been with? No, no, I mean
I don't know getting blowjob that is that considered sex
Well, I mean, I would throw that into the like sexual encounters. Yeah, you got a lot of porn bjs
Well, you know, you know, you know the number one rule I've been getting
Blowjob from porn star. No, just stick your dick in front of their face
Because if you if you go to a shoot a good rule if you go to if you go to shoot and then like gangbanging or something like that
I'm literally like
Especially when they're not they take break or something but you put a dick in front of her face
I mean, I had plenty of friends in the business getting blowjob. They were not even in the scenes and stuff
Really? Yeah, and you've done that too a couple times where you were on a set
Yeah, multiple times. I mean I try there was like, um
Wait, so you're tricking her. Is that what you're saying? No, that's tracking
She knows I wasn't on the film. No, but it's like it's like a dog that likes snossages
And you just you you have she's been I think he tricks her and then you go here's another one
It's just a different flavor. I think she's like, oh, is this guy in the scene?
Well, if your cameras are off, right, there's no camera on
Or if it's on my friends would like edit that part out. So really so you're probably on film getting a bj
Well, you know, I remember when I was visiting here in 97 or 8
Um, I don't know why I went to porn shop. No, I overheard a couple guys talking about
There's like gang bang things that you could just show up and get a blowjob or whatever
So I did a little research. I found out where it was
And um, there's like a bunch of guys in line naked, right? And like back then at least I don't remember getting
Test if I had an HIV or something. Yeah
But I'm standing lying naked except I had a mask on because I did you did one of those mask things. I try to do it, but um
There was a black guy standing behind me. He trep and he's he's thick kind of like
Slap my kind of ass area really fast and like
I got really upset. I don't know why I just got really really fucking upset. No, I fucking left
I didn't get a blowjob. I just fucking left, but I just remember like
What a waste of a day
Walked out of there
Tears coming out of my face. I'm not driving out of there with my rental car, but that was like 19
I'm supposed to get blown right now
Like, you know, I'm probably shit couple couple n words. Anyway, so drive out of there
But he slapped my ass with his massive dick. So I left but that was the closest I got like in front of it
You know, but you got a couple on set off camera bj's. Yeah
Just by like you said shoving your dick in someone's face
They told me my friends told me to do it like take your dick out. Yeah, or
I've been in like porn parties and like
We were drinking late and smoking and the girl just I don't remember the girls
Now you want a blowjob like uh, yes, I'm not gonna refuse a blowjob. Yeah, but they're so casual about it. Yeah
That's just they're just way of saying hello on your
On your on set bj were you able to you go to completion?
Like you're able to finish and everything. No, no, I was too nervous. Oh, okay
Yeah, yeah, uh, you know what's interesting though is that my friends that have had a pretty promiscuous background like
They've done hundreds and hundreds of dudes. Yeah, they never get the diseases
It's always the people that are like I had two boyfriends
Second boyfriend. Yeah, and they have like the bummer std. You know, it's so funny
It's totally how it goes, you know, this is a perfect time and this isn't a new one or anything
But I think we we haven't done results yet from this
So if you don't mind it just a quick interruption, we'll get right back to this. Sure, but
We didn't read results no from the last
Fill her up seal her shut
Um
You can weigh in before we read the results. I don't know what this is. Uh, we just give you two people
And you tell us we tell you two celebrity names
Yeah, and you tell us who you would rather fill up and seal shut and you can use your imagination
As to what you would fill them up and seal them shut with wait, I don't get it. Give me an example
Like, um, well, you have a penis. We didn't play this with you last time
I guess not
We just tell you two people and we say who do you prefer it's who do you prefer sexually?
But we call it fill her up seal her shut because we can
Fill her up and seal her shut with all your fluids. Okay. Are you still you look confused still?
Why don't we try playing around? I've got some here that I want to suggest. Yeah, uh, in light of yo
Should we do results first?
Results from the previous. Yeah, okay. All right. So as always we encourage our listeners
To go to facebook.com
Slash your mom's house podcast and if you like that
You can post comments. It's like a forum for the show a lot of you guys do it. It's a really fun place
We post there we read your stuff and this is where we always put the polls up
For a filler up and seal her shut and you get to vote who you'd want now. Here's what's interesting
um on the last time we mentioned
Taylor Swift or kelly clarkson and I predicted
A landslide. Okay. I don't know if you remember I was on team taylor
And you were on team kelly clarkson. Yeah, because she's a giver right, but you know what a lot of people sided with you
Really? Well taylor won, but
She only won
Really by 24 votes. Oh, okay. So it was a close 84 to 60 on that one. Okay
um
Much closer than I I didn't think it was gonna close. I'm interested as to why
So many people must have sided with you. It's one of the rare instances where people have sided with you. You know what I mean?
How dare you?
And uh, can I can I comment on that? Sure you go ahead. Um
Taylor she's young, right? I think I think yeah, um, they're both young. I mean, I think taylor might be a younger
You know I differentiate between girls who are sexy and sexual. She doesn't seem that sexual to me. Okay
And which one I'm sorry. Taylor. Yeah, I agree. I think she's too high maintenance
And that she wouldn't give a guy a bj or she wouldn't put out the way that kelly would not like a real
I'm not calling kelly a slut or anything, but
No, this is not about that. But you want to slap her you want to
No, well, I prefer I prefer that but um, you don't want to be with somebody like
Disgusted by the oh, of course. And if you're like, I'm gonna kill your asshole. Yeah
Taylor doesn't seem like
I'm sure it'll be fun to look at her naked. But yeah, I don't feel that energy
You could just fucking gorilla pound her and just break her in half. That'd be fun, right?
It's not fun if if the girl at least seemed like they're into a little bit
Isn't that what you're into no
All right. Well that Japanese or Asian on the
Jesus. Yeah, you uh, Japanese guys, they really are into the making the girl fucking pay the price
You know what I don't I don't like
And this is something I always hear a lot about Asian guys. Yeah, not Asian American. That's they're different, but
Like Japanese guys. Yeah
The one that want to creep me out a lot and I hear this a lot. Maybe I'm just hanging up the wrong people but
Yeah
It's this thing where guys are really into when girls just completely passed out. No, I'm not into that
No, but that's like that's a Japanese thing. I hear it a lot. That's I've never done it, but
Um, well, it's interesting. Um, ain't creepy very creepy to me
But you know, I try not to I try not to
Pass that judgment on what turns people on. Yeah, I know that everybody's different, but I cannot do a passed out person
That's not happening for me. Me neither. It's death. It's necrophilia. It's the other result that we have to
read
From the mail side of the filler up sealer shut or fill me up seal me shut
We've put it out there. Ryan Gosling
Or orland I forgot I had a crush on him last week. Yeah, I forgot about Ryan Gosling. He's talking about him non-stop
He's so dreaming Gosling crushed it. Oh hands down. Yeah, you won 75 to 17. Oh my gosh
There's still 17 votes for bloom
Okay, Orlando's cute in his own way. Yeah, but Gosling Gosling. He could fill me up all day long
Seal me shut to the point of of no other
Sealant being able to go in there. You know what I mean? No, he could really I'm not surprised by that result at all
No, no, why you want him to fill you up too? No
All right, all right
Couldn't eat you up
Um, so yeah, so please vote. That's uh, so you vote there and uh, you want to add a couple?
Yeah, okay. Well in light of yoshi visiting
Yeah, I thought it would be fitting if we did kind of the old school porn stars the porn stars that I grew up with
Maybe you guys grew up with and this is something that yoshi knows very well
Right. I mean these the guys I used to watch on vhs
Like I would my dad had tapes and I would kind of sneak them instead of showing instead of reading names
We just show a picture of that vaginas and go she was like, I know who that is
He might be able to I can tell by her ass hair pictures of
Penises you had it. So how did you have access to porn when you were kids? So, um
Oh, did you just no that was his phone?
Oh, she thought I farted. So that was a double pipe classic double pipe classic
Uh, my father worked as a business next door to a porn company in the 80s
Really? Yeah, and in the valley I grew up in the siphon valley. So it was around the time that that became popular
And of course he would they would give us like I worked in my dad's offices in the summer and they would just give us like stacks of
Do you remember which company was I'm curious now
No
Uh, no
I do not but anyway, so we would have these tapes and my dad being a single guy
Obviously kept them and me being a curious teenage girl would look at them. So
Here's the here's my top. I remember these guys very well, right?
Probably why I like big dudes my very first porn I ever saw was with Ron Jeremy
So I'm gonna go old school classic
Ron Jeremy Ron Jeremy now or Ron Jeremy no in the 80s. He's still around. He's still dropping dick
Okay, well, however you want to run Jeremy was in very good shape right in the old school. Yeah
I was he ever because I thought he still had a belly and he was still there was a little era. He's cute
He he was a playgirl model
No, that's how he got into business
Really find a picture of him the girl
Who was dating him took naked picture of him and sent it to them and they loved it
So they put him in a playgirl. That's how yeah
I thought that he was always kind of a bit sloppy and that's why I liked him because he was a teacher at the time
He he didn't plan to be in porn business, but that really started his
You know path to this career
Well, and I liked him because he seemed to be playful and funny and he had a good attitude and I always liked big funny guys
I always liked blue. She and anyway, okay, so I'm gonna do old school
Uh, Ron Jeremy to fill you up and seal you shut
or Evan stone
Remember Evan stone. He's still around too. Yeah, he's still around, but he was kind of an oldie but goodie
Is he not considering old stone? Yeah, he's over 50. Is he over 50? I think so
Evan
He's been around forever
So you're asking me which one you would pick. No, no, no, so this is your opinion
Who would you rather have fill you up and seal you shut?
Me as a guy
Jeans what is that Ron? Oh, he looks great
Oh Ronnie he looks good there. He looks great. He's hairy and
So soon as his healthy hog on him healthy
Soon as that thing was released all the women in the neighborhood in Queens went crazy for him, you know, really? Yeah
It was in his documentary
And then here he is. He's adorable. He's he who doesn't like Ron Jeremy on play bear
He's got a leather harness on a bondage harness lolly. Yeah, I like him
I did some some stand-up show with him probably triple these early shows you guys look up
Totally. No, but he was funny. He had a good sense of humor about himself. Yeah, I like I always admire that
So Yoshi, who would you rather have fill you up and seal you shut?
You mean young Ron Jeremy or young Evan stone, right? Yeah, look at that. Yeah
I gotta go with the funny guy then Ron Jeremy. I guess
Cracking jokes because Evan Evan was all business. Yeah, ponytail. But now I feel like Evan is a very
He's a good but he's also he has a sense of humor. He's a silly guy. Yeah, right?
Except fun some self-consciousness. Yeah, sure. Sure. He's playful. This is a very uncomfortable question. But yeah, I guess
It's supposed to be so there you have it ladies and gentlemen Yoshi likes men. This is where I know
Tommy the game is played. Tommy. What about you? Oh, definitely? I mean, I'm gonna go with the icon
Ron Jeremy. He's fun. It's funny and and you know, I have a feeling he would make it like tolerable
He'd be like, look, you know, we neither of us wants to be here
So I imagine he starts every scene. Let's get through this. All right. Look, I know you don't want to bang the fat hairy guy, but
Here it goes. I'm gonna fuck you on this fork. I don't want to take you to cleaners
So who's the other side give us the female so this is the female one. This is where I get to be gay
Yo, she don't worry. Um, I absolutely loved Nina Hartley growing up
Yeah, uh an icon. She seemed to be very very much a willing participant in pornography and she she loved doing it
Um and ginger lin
So I'm gonna go with those two and ginger lin has loved her too. No disrespect to ginger lin
But um, I put my face into Nina Hartley's ass. Okay
amazing
Yeah, her ass even as somebody who's around 50 a little over 50 gotta be over 50
It's incredible. It's incredible. And um, she's very she works out. She's very physical. I've seen the documentary
looks great, but um
Maybe six seven years ago. She had her panties on but as funny pictures just put my face
Right into her ass into Nina's ass. God. It's just firm. It's incredible. She's wonderful. So I'm gonna go Nina Hartley
You're saying Nina Hartley. Oh, yeah, Tom Segura. Well, I was debating it, but then like after that description of
Her ass is incredible. Well, look, I'm not an ass. I personally don't have a great ass. I'm all tits. I'm looking at photos of uh,
This is ginger
Ginger lin is beautiful. I like definitely doing work and touching work girlfriend of um, charlie sheenfield wet. Is that right?
She was
Wow
I wonder if they ever did it
They're not married silly. Oh, yeah, it doesn't work like that
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna keep it fucking gangster and go Nina Hartley too. Yeah
Wow, we're all in uh, unanimous decision and no disrespect to ginger lin. Obviously you are a treasure
of course, um
Well, what about this one? I'm gonna do an updated one just out of curiosity. Yeah
Uh, I admire both these women greatly. I've met both of these women
Um, jenna jamison or belladonna. Oh belladonna not even close that's Sophie's choice for me because I feel like both of those women have wonderful traits
As performers as people it's not close for me stars belladonna could be one of the greatest performer of all time
You said that like you were talking about carl lewis right or robert zanero
Yeah, her played her pervert iq is it's just
I mean
You can't even give a score. It's so high. Yeah
and
Her friendliness she's she's she's she has an incredible appetite and her performance and that
It was crazy body angles that she does
um
jenna jamison
big stars star and um good performer, but
Very very few people could come close to what belladonna is capable of. Yeah, I mean she is incredible
My only concern with belladonna is I don't know if she could handle me
you know
I will say that jenna is more of a a girl's girl in that
Like a california girl kind of thing. Yeah, no no in that in that women and I like watching jenna
Because she's like me. I'm more related to jenna jamison belladonna is more of a guy's girl
Where like you said she she's a she's got a high perv iq
She can gauge what the dude wants jenna is kind of more for the girls
She knows how we think and that's how she performs how a woman
Thanks more I think but I do and I like belladonna as a person
I got to meet her and talk to her at length her personality is incredible performance super smart very articulate very bright
beautiful
I have to part of cup three all time and I watch a lot of fucking wow. That's quite the endorsement
So belladonna if you're listening we're a huge huge fans. I like them both. Yeah, and if you talk to a real old school
Pornographer who did a scene with her not even close. They will tell you belladonna hands down
Yeah, it's you know, if you if you're asking
Tracy lores is up there with her. They're in the same company
We forgot about Tracy, you know, I saw hbo did one of the they did like this porn
You know series yeah documentary style thing and they were talking to one of the guys and he was like man
I did it. I did a scene with belladonna. I thought she was gonna like fucking hurt me. Yeah, like he was like
He felt like he was the chick. He said yeah in in that documentary. Wait. Who's your chick?
Who's your pick for this one? Oh belladonna belladonna hands down. Oh, yeah. Wow. I have some I have my own reasons
The baseball bat the one time I started putting basil in her asshole and that that one troubled me for yeah
Well, you know she is amazing. She's just I'm telling you I like that transition
But Jenna she's Jenna Jamison would never put a baseball bat in her ass and that's that's the distinction between the two women
But I'm not saying not that one is better than the other that different brands
Different styles. You know what I'm saying now Jenna will put on a pair of angel wings and ate out eat out
Her friend for an hour and a half, but she's not going to put a baseball bat. You know, um, I don't know if this makes sense
You know when you when you eating fish fish sometimes, uh, I often find myself loving fish
The tastiest fish things to be ugly fish
I don't know
Like you could get the prettiest fish and eat them. They don't taste that good. Of course. Yeah
Sometimes people get too caught up on like big boo blonde hair classic blonde. It's the kelly Clark Clarkson
Taylor Swift debate
Who's going to work harder for your affection, right? But um
I don't know Donna has a little space between her two. I love those kind of
Perfections that make you I love those cuteness
and
I don't know how many times I've gotten prostitute that looks made a mediocre looking or unattractive, but they fuck amazing
They're they're into it. And I don't know how many time I got a girl. That's beautiful
But like they're just boring and there's a lousy lay whatever, you know, so
That's something that factoring and you ever go get a prostitute. Uh-huh
And then it's not what you expected. Not what you wanted
You leave unhappy and you just go get another prostitute. Sure or
Sure, sure or or I got a girl that that she's going to be mediocre and like president is surprised like incredible
Oh, wow, wow, you know, yeah, you know what jenna is. Sorry back to jenna jamison before I'm not into fake tits too
I hate it. I hate I don't believe in it ethic
I don't believe in fake breasts because I do feel it's a form of chinese foot binding
I feel that it's barbaric on in my opinion and I understand there's some women that don't have breasts
And to do that makes them feel better and I that's fine. I feel it's barbaric
I mean, why would you put fake things into your chest? I think one of the problem the problem with a lot of the girls
Who get the implants is they don't know how many people like what they've got going on and that's a thing
They only think about oh, someone don't like me more if I get the big ones
Before 1986 or whatever when people started doing that shit, yeah small breasts medium breasts large
They were all in style and hateful. They don't
Us guys. We like all the different sized tits. It's a total guys don't care
That's a myth that they got to be huge to be great guys like little tits. They like guys like uneven tits
They like yeah, they just like tits
This is my experience and this is where women hurt themselves when they read things like cosmopolitan
I agree it's propaganda. I agree because
women women think
Women's women who read those magazine think they like men like women are super super skinny
And believe me work in that porno business for a long time at least when it comes to sexual appetites
They're not into like super skinny ass bitches. I'm sorry. They're just not into
movies with big ass blah blah blah or
Those are huge. You know, those are the huge those sales more and guys are into that
We don't want to get too ridiculous at the point. I'm like some of these extreme black guys are like too big, but
Um, those glamour girls. Yeah the girls are was
5 foot 11 and 120 pounds
I mean they look beautiful, but when it comes to sex, I don't know necessarily. That's what men are looking for
Right. I don't think so my 14 13 years of experience. That's not the case. You look at that and that's like, oh, that's like a nice
It's like a fashion shot. You're like, oh, it's beautiful. She wears that dress, but it's not but they look like 15 year old boys
Yeah, and I think too. Yes that that there's a man out there for the type you are
Yeah, right if you are a heavier girl, some guy is gonna die to have you guys like that
I love that. That's why it kills me when girls try to be that perfect perfect thing and it's just not it's not possible
It's not attainable
But I do love Jenna Jameson for that Barbie doll thing. There's something inside of me
As a girl where you you kind of want to see that exist and she was that and she seemed very pro girl
I don't know, but I don't know. I liked her when she did her first film which
Interesting enough. It was through evil angel
Really? Yeah, it's called up in commerce number
10 or 11 maybe
and
She looks so young and scared
she did a scene with a guy named Randy West and
But to me she looked great
With small breasts looking natural. I just like natural over any other stuff. I'm totally with you on that man
I'm just not into fake. There's a couple girls that I you know, I remember seeing
That I was like, oh, it's a cute girl. Yeah, and then
For whatever like time goes by
And then I saw her again and like they've changed they it's like they adopt what they think the porn look is
And they get they get the the rock hard huge tits that aren't proportionate to their body
Some of them even now look like they get like nose jobs and stuff and their faces and you're like, oh, you lost the whole appeal
The appeal is that's why I like this in the 70s. Like I remember I saw natural
Christie canyon. Yeah
Linda lovelace. I mean, she was a huge star
Right, but it was irrelevant how big her tits were how skinny she was she had a skill harry pussy
It's so huge and that's another thing that kills me is that women are waxing
They're fucking their jane their jinnies and that just started
Harry bushes were in up until the 90s for god's sakes. This is arbitrary. It comes and it goes
So I don't have a full one, but you can just you know, clean it up before we got to wrap this shit up
Um, you told us about
Europe prostitution
Afghanistan afghan, well a medical clinic that you're getting
migraine testing at that you're gonna die and then
Um, but you also did some touring recently. Yeah, uh with a tell
Yes, so we hit upon last time you were here. How was it? Tell me about your tour. Oh my god
Where'd you go? What shows do you do?
So we did one show in boston and chicopee mass for a couple shows then
That was first week of october second week. We did uh brea third week phoenix
Wow, then after that I did the um
Anti social network with arty lang how great he got to do the anti social network tour
norton
Schumer lang what else david tell david tell
How great was that great? And it was first time I was able to talk to arty lane. He's a fantastic guy
it's his really he's really his guys guy and um
He told me a bunch of show business story and uh god, how great would it be?
He was great. He's great. I mean, I hope you guys get him because he's got
And I I knew from over the years because I keep hearing from everyone else
Arty's the guy who go out of his way to spend money and help people. Yeah, you know, and he go beyond like
I love him. He's just fucking great. Um, so the tour was great before the show so a quick quick note
I I had a wonderful time in afghanistan. I made a lot of expats friends there. Yeah, it changed my life and um
I'm helping my friend sarah gene. She's um
Works in afghanistan try to raise money for
Women afghanistan. Oh good and a website. It's one way
It's all w a y dot com is it say it again, uh, it's one
It the the website is one
Women per year. Oh god. I forgot my um the website. It's um
all w a y dot com
So all all is for one and away is way dot com
And my friend sarah gene is trying to raise money for women of afghanistan trying to send them to colleges and universities
That's great. And um, so if people are interested in helping you find that uh website. Well, that's great
All w a y dot com. Okay, and my friend sarah gene is trying to raise three million dollars to send women because
Women of afghanistan needs money. They're so fucked and also
The government our u.s. Government will build schools for these women and children to go to school and the Taliban will destroy them
In about a week or two. So these kids men and little boys and little girls
Does it pop up do not get educated in afghanistan. They desperately need to damn it. That's not a
Fuck you gave the wrong website. Let's um, let's find it. I'll send it to you. Maybe you can put it on your website, but um,
Okay
Is it is that one way dot com is the or what is it something near that? It's like one woman a year
Program one woman a year program and now they're trying to raise money
Next June in london to raise three million dollars and my friend sarah gene
Very good friend of mine
Works in combo. Well, it's definitely not one way dot com
Because that is will you go to heaven or hell take the damage and find out? Whoops
Um, this sucks. I want to plug this the right way. This sounds good. Maybe maybe next episode. Maybe you could um, I'll send that information
Okay, beginning of it, but um, yeah
Um, uh, here he goes. Here's one woman a year
Hold on. I think I just found it. Hmm. Of course. Um, loading extremely. So it changed my my life
Oh, yeah, it's o way is the acronym
But it it is one woman a year dot org. So there you go. Okay, so it's actually spelled it out
O N E
woman W O M A N
A year dot org one woman a year dot org
Okay, so now you know for oxford. That's that's yeah, that's the one so it's okay and they're raising money for these afghan women
Yes, they need it because recently malala the little girl who got shot in the head in pakistan. Yeah, um,
It's uh, i'm going back in uh next april taking my friend david children graffitis. Hopefully we do some artwork and um
Help them which is ironic because if I never got fired from porno business
I would never have a chance to go afghanistan do that. So there you go. See you're over this now
I want you to be over this. It's all good
Dude, it was great having you here. Yes. Thank you. Yoshi. Um, can you please get a tell for us? Yes
Oh, let me work on seriously. Okay, you know, we would love to have yeah
And it's wonderful. Oh, yeah, we know we're huge huge fans. Um
Yeah, thanks for coming by this is gonna be this is the end of our
second part of this
podcast
And um, you're always welcome here, man. Thanks. We'll do this show. It's it's really fun for me
And you guys are fun to talk to and um, I uh, I'm always surprised how much people respond and then email me back
And uh, facebook me or twitter again and uh, give it again your twitter for people that know
twitter.com slash
It's yoshi
Old bayashi, so it's at yoshi obayashi. Yeah, which is y o s h i and then o b a y a s h i
Okay, yeah, we'll tag him on the on the side obviously
Yeah, um, it's fanatic japanese. Yeah, we'll leave you
Um with a little bit of stand-up from yoshi. You get a little taste of what he's doing. No, no, no, no
I don't want to hear that
That's so me
Oh
Oh
I see there's nothing else to do
I often kiss you when there's no way that's around
I've got your picture I've got your picture I'd like a million of your all right myself
I want a doctor to take a picture so I can look at you from inside as well
He can be turning up and turning down to me
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Now sex no drugs no wine no women no fun no sin. No, you know when there is talk
Everyone around me is a total stranger everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger everyone
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