Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Yoshi-Episode 88 Pt. 2-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Episode Date: October 17, 2016

KABOOM! Guess who stepped in the room? TICAL! or YOSHI! Back with more of that ISH you just can't get enough. Our conversation with Yoshi was so loaded we HAD to split it up into TWO episodes. Here is... more of what you came for, part 2 of Yoshi's return with a real "talking to" about prostitution. Get your jeans ready for a brand new belt! SUSHI!

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Kick it yo Dad Hey, buddy dad Yeah, buddy could you could you not breathe into the phone? Yeah, I like I like the sound of my own breath. I Mean, it's just it's kind of hard to talk to you I had a Sloppy joke today, buddy. Oh, that's good dad Yeah triple wiper. I mean, could you just move the mouthpiece?
Starting point is 00:00:30 It is kind of what he would say. Yeah. Yeah Hey, do you want to do you want to play with a voice effect real quick? Yeah. Yeah, can this to see it? Does this underneath differently? Hey, hey, no, no, they're hearing it differently. No, wait a minute. Yeah. How come I can't hear? No, but when red band used to do it we could hear it in our headphones different number. All right. He's the fuck with us Yeah, I'm not as we work with blue band. Oh, yeah So anyways, I hope this is sounding weird It's not anyways
Starting point is 00:01:05 Jeans jeans. We're back for part two of the Yoshi spectacular That first part was insane and it continues now it continues and First and foremost we want to tell our listeners. Thank you for being here for us And if you're still Christmas shopping, oh my god, could you do us a favor? Could you go to your mom's house podcast calm and do that Santa shopping through our Amazon banner? Hey, all you gotta do is go to our website and you didn't say it correctly www.yourmomshousepodcast.com
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Starting point is 00:03:05 it's gonna be really special and surprising and Nobody it's an inside joke for just the people that are super into the podcast and I think that's really special Mm-hmm. What's going on? James you look concerned Why I don't know talk again meow meow meow meow Did it work I can't tell oh, no you fucked with the effects. That's what it was. Let's let's go back Let's stop. Yeah Anyway, it was perfect as I thought it was okay So what we're saying the real mom is oh the real mommy's t-shirt
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Starting point is 00:04:57 Christina's gonna come with me. I'm gonna do cobs December 21st or 23rd with my buddy Chris Porter. Who's a great guy in a great comic? And you can also see Tina. She's gonna do spots that weekend and then we're gonna go celebrate Christmas and Week before that Which is next week? I'll be in Vegas if you want to come see me. I'm at the LA comedy club in Las Vegas and I have that up on Tom cigarette outcome That's good jeans and then for me. I'm I'm on hiatus until January
Starting point is 00:05:32 2013 you can see me at the San Jose Improv in San Jose, California January 3rd through 6th and then I'll be in Kansas City the following week January 10th through 13th So come out and see me mommies and let's have some fun. Let's pull our jeans up together That's what being a mommy's all about. It's just about having fun But you're pulling your jeans up as high as they can go over your eyes Now are you ready for part two of? Yoshi, I don't know is anybody really ready for part? I don't think so man. I don't really think so Let's get into this. Let's do this
Starting point is 00:06:14 Anyone loving to this We're rolling welcome back. This is if you're listening part two of the Yoshi opus Episode and Yoshi's particularly happy because it's December 7th. Yeah, which is what Yoshi Pearl Harbor Day and Sorry everyone You guys is there like a pride about that in Japan like they're like hey We fucking took it to him on Pearl Harbor Day or no, that's not very there's like Pearl Harbor
Starting point is 00:07:37 50% sales on bed mattress and shit It's like full to July for us. It's like when we got Osama, but the Japanese way of being the culture is like They don't even want to talk about that stuff. They're just they're really Young people don't even have any idea Well, they're trying to forget all that shit. It's really I you know, I mean, I'll tell you what I don't want to forget at all Nagasaki I got posted that's in the bedroom. Okay. It's my blood. It's like in Germany. I went to Berlin and Nobody wants to talk about
Starting point is 00:08:11 You know what your dad Hitler Wiener schnitzel. Yeah, nobody wants to talk about it and your uncle Not only they don't want to talk about it, but they're really stay away from national pride and show the German flags It's like that because I go Germany all the time rightly so I mean they may have fucked up a little. Yeah It's actually a crime to talk about Nazi shit Hitler. Yeah. Oh, yeah Do a Nazi salute in Germany? Yes, but you know what I just learned watching the history channel. Yeah, that the Russians killed more people Many more. Oh, yeah, Stalin was 20 million plus people. It was a real piece of shit. People are like, who? What was that? No, it's not you said the Jews had a better marketing marketing
Starting point is 00:08:59 Chinese lost 40 to 50 million nobody give a fuck about your yeah What is the what did you scumbags do to the China the rape of Nanking, right? Yeah, I'll give you a Manchuria, which is a province in China and to go. I remember the last Emperor You you Japs are fucking savage savage really crazy Break is our break people arm kicks ladies Look, but you can't leave our audience. I mean, yes fucking just yeah, you can't get on Fucking dental update and then just drop it right you owe them a dental update to start this part of the show Even though it's been like three four months. You don't care three four months. Why do you time? No, I don't care. Okay
Starting point is 00:09:46 So this is maybe Four days before I was supposed to fly over to Europe mm-hmm and Dubai in Afghanistan. Okay on Friday morning, I have to take couple of my Friends business people from Japan. They they have a very big toy company called Good Smile Company. They're huge in Japan Good smile company good smile company. Oh good smile. Okay, very big toy company. So the executive is here The boss Mr. Aki. He's a very nice guy. They love me. I'll key. Mr. Aki. You pop your cataract on the street That guy. Yes So Thursday night, I agreed to take to Vegas because Japanese people love Vegas
Starting point is 00:10:28 They really do they really strip clubs strip club and even in general love love gambling. Yeah, doesn't make any sense You love gambling Chinese people love you. I want to we're good at math But evidently when it comes to gambling we forget everything because odds are against you you would think heavily against you But we were superstitious, you know triple eight everything had to be triple eight. Yes Chinese boyfriend so I Agree to take them Thursday night when I wake up Friday morning. I have a fucking massive food take and maybe just killing me And then I find out later what I need a three root canal. Holy shit. Ah So this is a very good dental update. So please continue
Starting point is 00:11:08 So I want to go see dentists, but I agreed to take these people to Vegas. Oh my god So I smiled the whole time. I was an ache and every time we pulled over I have a lunch or something They want to give me food and I don't want to have anything near that area horrible pain You're like, but I owe it to you. I just smile like everything was okay. That's all I'm super Asian Suffer through this super. I told you I would take you to Vegas Yes, so I was in pain and like every time we pulled up the like gas station bathroom I threw up and like I was a pain. Holy shit, man. It was full. I mean, I don't know why I'm so sensitive about the neuro barrier, but it was it was fucking everybody says that's a terrible. It's just terrible
Starting point is 00:11:50 Pain so I stay there and I went to once I dropped him off in Vegas. I went to CVS Um, they have just numbing things. It didn't do a whole lot I had a bike it in from my car accident and injury from two years ago But I started running out because I'm taking as much as I can So this is a dental and drug update because I asked my friends in Vegas if they could help me To deal with pain because bike and it wasn't doing shit for me No, marijuana nothing. So only thing my friend had asked to do was coke. I never used coke before So
Starting point is 00:12:26 I used them All I did was grinding more my my Oh my god. I don't know. He told me you won't feel pain. Like it didn't help me. So I was in pain. You did a couple of bumps or what? I don't he just told me to rub it around where where it was hurting So that didn't really help because it was itch itching, you know, it was hurting So I stayed there. We drove we finally drove back sunday night. I passed out got a monday went to my Eddie who is russo peter's assistant told me to go see his Persian dentist in in vegas. No, no in la when I drove back
Starting point is 00:13:06 And lucky enough they were kind enough To meet me last night on tuesday that is surgery because i'm leaving first thing on wednesday morning So I had a bridge on this side. They've made a hole through my bridge And multiple shot of I don't know what that chemical is and it's just fucking hurting and They showed me the chart where um, basically there's infection in my nerve And uh, the nerve was hitting the air. I think that's what I remember. Yeah, that hurts a lot. So I think I had like, um Rue cannell two or three of them done right there I was in so much pain. I don't can't just do whatever
Starting point is 00:13:40 And russo peter's kind enough because he's always been good taking care of everyone. Uh, he paid for the whole surgery for me Oh, that's wonderful because I was so afraid flying over to europe having toothache the whole You can't do that. Oh, wow. You'll die. You can't do that What a fucking man russo He always fell me out and I want to get our teeth whitened for Christmas And I need new I need new bondings. My two friends need to be replaced. Please uncle russo, please It wasn't it. It wasn't even even like you know how much it was. It's so expensive and um, um That's how much mine was I just put on the credit card like you have to do it though. You can't you can't you can't
Starting point is 00:14:19 I mean, I I was crying. I didn't I didn't even cry when my dad died. I was crying really No, I just couldn't couldn't do it. He was still full of revenge because in front of everyone and stuff like that I didn't want to show that weakness but Um, we gotta we got to make the appointment now. I know no That shit is always have to be priority because the pain is just unbelievable. I know Do you get some good pain killers? Yeah, but they didn't really help until like right after the surgery then like right away within two hours like Easing of the pain, you know, you really you don't want to get to that man
Starting point is 00:14:53 And you don't if you feel any inkling of it the beginnings of it go Yeah, but it wasn't like it just came to me that morning when I woke like what what why am I feeling this really? Really it went from zero to 100 And like I had to pick them up and within an hour to vegas like fuck me so When so before before you continue Um, I I used the dentist because I didn't have any credit and whatever and um, I just used their name to see that Like this and and I didn't even ask russia do it russia said don't worry about I'll take care
Starting point is 00:15:24 Pay for everything. Wow. I don't even ask. He always does that man. That's everyone. Yeah So you went to europe. Is this the trip that you were referring to earlier? Mm-hmm. And where'd you go in europe? I went to spain germany netherlands Norway sweden demark estonia. It's a good run. Estonia. That's netherlands I think maybe maybe repeated myself then I went to united ever emmerits dubai for the first time and how long a trip was this almost 60 days wow
Starting point is 00:15:56 and uh Did you get some nice road beef when you were out there? Like prostitute. Yes. Okay. That's one way of saying it. Yeah. Where did you get? Where did you get prostitutes? um If you're going to sex tourism, I highly recommend. Oh, we're right. Yeah Please continue. How dare you? I'm ready if you worry about um If you're going to do something like this, you probably want to go netherlands in germany not south africa belgium because They have it down to
Starting point is 00:16:29 Science over there. Really? Mm-hmm. It's legal So no matter how much girls are in trouble when you make prostitution legal, they're able to go to the police Whereas I see a lot of these girls who travel to places like japan Where they're hosted spar job or prostitute or stripping Because it's not technically legal for them to work there and those businesses are legal Cops, even if you got rape or whatnot, they don't do anything, right? And i'm not saying prostitution is a good thing No, but when you legalize it, even if you protect someone like crackhead street walker prostitute
Starting point is 00:17:03 You're insuring there's protection for all women. Well, because let's let's face it That is a societal thing that will always be there are always women who will do that and i'm actually pro sex work I'm pro sex work as long as women make the money they deserve and they are protected Yes, so actually i've been to belgium. I've been to absterdam where I see them regulated And it works for their society it works Even even people who runs the prostitution business in netherland, they will be honest enough to say like look We can't hundred percent guarantee that some of these women are trafficked women Or some of these are in relationship with a pimp or boyfriend abuse them
Starting point is 00:17:40 There's absolutely no way any country any law could prevent that Haven't said that I do believe that They try to do the best to give them Health care and protection and things like that. That's all you want. Yeah, you're gonna have to do that Shit, you just don't want to get some pimp beating the crap out of you. Right. Yeah, well tell us something about japan. I have to say This is not something i'm proud of but There is a lot of sexist attitude in that part of the world In addition to places like africa and the middle east and even central asia like afghanistan
Starting point is 00:18:13 I learned you know, but I just want to say that yes I'm one of those come back get prostituting those legalized area But um, I just think if you want to give them the greatest legal protection You need to legalize prostitution because you know, I agree I was like criminalizing, you know drugs and everything else now You said that you've been to afghanistan. You have a prostitute in afghanistan. No, I didn't get any prostitution over there Oh, but I knew right away. It was so obvious because I have that perverts eye
Starting point is 00:18:42 I could tell like It was interesting today. I didn't know there's chinese people in afghanistan cobble, but there's chinese restaurants and Not all of them, but a lot of them do have dessert with a chinese girl Really? Yeah, there's prostitution because how do you know though? How do you know when you walk in? I'm a really good at finding if you you throw me any major cities of world It won't take me that long to figure out where prostitution is hanging out and I don't need to get a google I just have a feel for them. Really? Yeah. Wow
Starting point is 00:19:11 Six cents if you will. Yeah, I mean I I'm I have friends work for hustler and but what do you look for specifically? So let's say we drop you in los angeles. How do you know where to? Well, let me I guess I'm back penalty. I've never got prostitute I don't look prostituting the states. Okay, because it's because it's illegal. Okay I never want to put myself where I could get in trouble Not I'm not embarrassed getting prostitute. It's just uh when it's illegal like that over here, right? It could fuck me up in so many different ways. Obviously. Yeah, um, but
Starting point is 00:19:46 But how do you know when you go into a chinese restaurant in afghanistan and Kabul? That that's that's what's going on just like same times when I when I meet porn girls who are into fucking and not you feel a certain amount of sexual energy or lack of And I could tell by just body language and stuff like that and then I kind of thought They're prostitute what now, you know and Only reason I got confirmation was when I talked to all the expats who live in the Kabul They told me yes, that's correct. And I did google search, but then I didn't I didn't even think that's even possible in afghanistan
Starting point is 00:20:20 of all places and when I was there recently in october This is and I think this is a good thing There's health clinic. I don't know which Organization but they were going through all the prostituting Kabul and tell them basic Hygiene and the way to protect yourself because It's already bad enough when the unmarried women is making eye contact for another man Oh, the fact that they're even going telling educating prostitute about Um
Starting point is 00:20:50 Best way to protect yourself by condoms think I'm shocked, but they're doing it. They don't even have aspirin There are women I I knew that never had taken adville before let alone seen a condom Yeah, it's it's pretty crazy shit, but back here. I wanted to talk about your european trip um, so you had you got prostitutes in Germany the netherlands Yeah, those are my two favorites. What's what do you love about the girls there? Um Well
Starting point is 00:21:23 I think most of those girls from eastern europe. I mean, they're just unbelievably beautiful. Yeah. Yeah Like in frankford frankford Frankfort red light district. It's fucking massive. I mean, yeah, there's so many buildings each building's probably got four or five Between four to six seven rooms And there's multiple layers of floors. So it's full of prostitutes throughout all of them So you do what's the what's the like process like you show up you know where to go You know, all right these buildings up and then do you walk in is there like a a front desk?
Starting point is 00:21:56 Like you're going to a fucking no, there's no front. There's no front desk. However, there's there's cameras everywhere and there are bodyguards so if you ended up Get out of control do something the girls there's always way for the i've seen several incidents Guy did something wrong to the girls and did yes beat the fuck out of these guys I've seen it in amsterdam There's a siren that goes off in the red light district if some guy tries to pull some shit And you'll see like tons of dudes chasing that one guy that fucked up and just pommeling him. Yeah, it's kind of awesome Yeah, yeah, and and well, I mean if he's hurting a girl. Yeah, no, fuck him. Yeah. Yeah, or trying to rip them off or
Starting point is 00:22:33 You know all sorts of things there's there's a way I've seen it too and it is very unpleasant these these Dutch and german guys who would do security work. They look like offensive linemen. They're huge huge Huge mother that whole there men and women there are just massive. I met women Dutch women that are like six two six three and they're just like well proportioned. They don't look like big Girls, they're just you know, they're just sturdy. Yeah By average the the dutch and the scandinavians are the tallest people in the whole planet. Yeah by average I believe it. Yeah, so what was what kind of money were you dropping to you know?
Starting point is 00:23:08 So, let me give you an example frankford So you walk into a building you walk in the building so you go up the different floors And let's say you see a girl that you like. So what is she doing just like walking around? Oftentimes they're standing in front of the door or during the room laying in bed or so they're like ready. Yeah, and they're dressed secular in lingerie not not lingerie usually like bra or
Starting point is 00:23:35 Sweat pants. No, no Swim swim. Oh, okay. Yeah, like a swimsuit. Okay. That's what I wear If if the girls cover a lot, I always stay away from them Right Stay away from because I just got the feeling my experience where the girls who have too much clothes on They usually give a hard time by taking all their clothes and do what they say They're gonna do. All right, because soon as you walking have to give them the money, you know what I mean? Yeah, like God, that's so embarrassing
Starting point is 00:24:02 I remember one one of the things you have to do when you're in Netherlands or anywhere else You negotiate before you do anything like do you do this and this and that and the girls say yes or no And you make agreement whatever you want to do at the price you want to do at the length of a time, right? Yeah, so sometimes when the girl agreed to do something soon as you give money, they don't do it That makes me angry. So you break their arm. No, okay So this is what I did silly on my part first first six months of doing it Because when you're doing it for the first time getting prostitutes, it is kind of scary. I'm just not used to it, you know So this is what I did in the Netherlands
Starting point is 00:24:39 So the girl promised to do something she didn't do it. You know what I did tom? I'm terrified I went to police station complaining about that I made I made a fucking complain She said she was going to do this and that she didn't do shit and the guy just said sir We don't deal with that kind of problem. That's hilarious. He's like the like fight back with david horowitz I don't remember that show with a consumer guy would fight back. Yeah, she fights back She said she was gonna spit in my asshole Look at my ass. It's totally dry. She didn't she didn't do it
Starting point is 00:25:11 So I complained thanking that because it's legal you could go to police But never like you need to suck his balls again. You didn't do that. That's really funny, man Well, what are you gonna do? You can't you know another time My friend called me up. He knew I was in Netherlands at the time. So he told me oh my aunt and um, my Um Cousin her niece is there in netherlands. Could you take her to the MRI? I don't want to give their names But I so I met them. I took them around netherlands They said they want to go red light district, which is fine. It's during the day. I didn't care
Starting point is 00:25:45 So I took them right and also when we walked by um That girl behind the windows are going. Yeah, they knock on the glass. Yeah, yeah Which is it happened all the time. They try to get attention. So hard sell, right? And they ask them why they're doing that. Oh, just don't worry. Let's just forget just keep going, right? And the hooker opened the door and she goes. Hey, Yoshi, are you coming back later? I'm working until 10 p.m. So like they didn't know I get prostitutes Hey, Yoshi, it's if they say like are you coming back and like they didn't know the name
Starting point is 00:26:18 But it's one thing when somebody say your right name like it was really uncomfortable silence I can't even look at them. They don't want to look at my face I just pretend like it didn't happen and I took them for rest. I don't I take I took them to and frank museum or something and uh That's a fun one. Yeah after the red nice transition from prostitutes. Yeah, I went to um a brothel in dubai There's a brothel in dubai. You wouldn't think so because of the the law is being so strict How did you find it because I I wanted to go on of course Okay, well, I'll tell you so we was all russian Well, here's the thing. Yeah, so we had a marine who was like our guide
Starting point is 00:26:53 Yeah, and uh, he was really into hookers because I could tell that he kept talking about them Oh, I know this girl and this girl and I was like, are these hookers? So he goes. Yeah. Yeah, you know, whatever. So I say, okay, take me to them So he takes me and the other two comics that I'm with literally across the street from the hotel We're staying in in dubai and you go in to the bar area and it is mostly eastern europeans asian women a lot of chinese and philippinos philippinos Polish girls And they're hanging out and they come talk to you at the bar. I guess and that's how you negotiate
Starting point is 00:27:29 Is talking at the bar and then you negotiate and then you go up to a room in that hotel And I was with somebody who it was like their first time maybe doing this And this guy was like so nervous and it I get it because you in the one hand you want to try this But on the other hand, this is real like this is gonna happen. You're just like I'll tell you what my pitch would be Holy shit. I'll be like, you know what? If you give me a bj I'll give you a double pipe classic It sounds like my life story. You know what a double pipe classic is?
Starting point is 00:28:02 Yoshi, it's great. Have you ever sorry yoshi farted and burped At the same time. Yeah, that's called the double pipe classic. I didn't know that. Yeah What is it called and would you speak japanese? I don't think we have yeah, what about fart? How do you say I know in chinese and taiwanese whatever he spoke it's it's onak. Pigu onara Onara. Yeah in korea. It's pangu pangu Are you I bet that would be fun to take you to a sushi place. You like sushi? Yeah We had to a really good spot yesterday
Starting point is 00:28:36 You know This sounds like a real dick thing to say but whenever a white person Said sushi's good. I'm I'm really critical because sure. I understand that, you know Just like when I tell mexicans like taco bills are really good. They get really angry. Yeah, but I'm not talking about Yoshi, I dated the asian guy for four years. Do you think that I I went to fucking round eye places to eat? We don't hang out with listen. Listen. I eat chicken feet. Yeah, okay. That's real sharks fin soup Really? I'm a ebi with the heads deep fry. I'll give you credit. Okay. Yeah, and we've been to we go to where
Starting point is 00:29:09 All like your kind are that's the thing. That's the rule. We don't we don't want to see white people there When we go to sushi like yesterday nothing but ching chongs everywhere like People that look like you and We just ate with them, you know Oh, she's she's dead on Perfect Do it again Yeah, so there's things translated that's really good. Thank you
Starting point is 00:29:44 Practice What is ginkiedes? Ginkiedes Scott means how are you doing? Ginkiedes Scott? Yeah, anything with the word caught means it's quite you may you just made a question out of it. Okay. Yeah Ginkiedes Scott, can I can I carry? With the prostitutes. Yes. Yes. Some of them have become a good friends of mine prostitutes. Yeah, really? I emailed them make sure they're okay and stuff like that. Yeah Do you know who that is by the way? No, you know
Starting point is 00:30:13 He might tell by the voice. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Yeah Jews No, okay Is it somebody you know? No, I don't know who it is. Oh He knows many of the superstars he does you might know You love the stars. What you said you were email you email prostitutes check on them. See if they're okay. Oh, they're okay they're good friends, but This one girl
Starting point is 00:30:41 The girl that I see a lot in Duisburg, Germany. That's a really nice area for prostitutes. There's a red light district there It's amazing. What's it called Duisburg? Duisburg is that it's like this. Detroit of Germany frankfurt have Frank was the biggest one in in Germany. Duisburg got some really uh incredible duisburg How much how much coin are you dropping when you when you you didn't tell me that you're frankfurt you go to the girl How much what do you negotiate? I want you to lick my balls and I want to bang you And then I'm giving you how much in frankfurt. It's um, let's say 15 minutes 15 20 minutes like, um Fns fucking suck
Starting point is 00:31:18 So you you you can't lick her but you could um, you can't lick her. No, that's you have to pay more money for that But if you if you're just getting you know, they put condom on you. She'll give you a blowjob and uh Are the doggy style missionaries don't fucking her that's 30 euro. So that's probably something like 60 bucks Not even that it's 40 maybe close to 40. Okay For doggy and intercourse Yeah, full intercourse
Starting point is 00:31:46 Well, within 15 minutes or 20 minutes of it depends on the girl. Yeah, but um, you got to remember it's legal There's so many girls that just dropped the price of everything. Ah, like a great deal like massage parlors But prices are prices are higher in the states because it's illegal. Right, right They have you know what I mean? So, um, I might make a trip to germany To deuschburg But if you want to Eat her out and lick her and stuff like that. That's probably another 20. So you're talking about 50 euro four But everything's negotiable. Yeah, so you you you talk and you know, this sounds me
Starting point is 00:32:23 But if if they happen to be black prostitute, they charge less Sure, the white one get more money I'm just telling you how it is real. I could go there. Like, hey, look, I want your whole left hand in my ass And then I want you to call me days Maybe just because in germany the culture is such that they don't privilege You know what I mean? They're not also all of europe A lot of black the whole thing about sex too is like, oh, yeah, like we know Like we yeah, everybody wants to have like it's not as sensationalized. Yeah
Starting point is 00:32:53 I don't think you have as many crazy issue of women getting beat up in europe No, I believe you because guys always could go brothel, you know, the women are available crazy like that, you know, so I agree. I think if you don't care if you don't care about pain for it Sometimes don't have a girlfriend because that's just a hassle and these guys You know, so is there anything any can you give any tips to our listeners if they're going hoe hunting? Um, anything you look for keep an eye out for what's the best? Yeah, what's the best country for hoe hunting? I like Netherlands germany because you know for certain they're 18 years old and they're monitored weekly And they have a good attitude and they're good looking. I'm not saying I don't know about good attitude
Starting point is 00:33:35 But I do it just depends on the girl, but they're checked by health wise They're at least disease free. That's good And you know, they're protected because one other thing like when you get hookers in the states Is that you see same procedure over and over and all of a sudden she disappears Either she quits or the pimp knows she's getting too close with the customers so they just move the girl around but If you go to germany and netherlands and you see the same girl over and over chances are she's probably doing it for herself She keeping her money and she's not pressured not to have any sort of feeling for the customers
Starting point is 00:34:09 So um and and and I can totally see you by the way 75 years old you're gonna be married to a prostitute And you guys are gonna be like this cute little old Pervy asian guy and a and a reformed prostitute. It's gonna be I could totally see him do that I feel like you have a kindred spirit with some of these girls. I don't know about the married part So whatever you're gonna live with one you're gonna live with one and she'll be like I made your tea Oh, she and you're gonna be like, well lick my balls. This this particular marine in dubai
Starting point is 00:34:40 Had that arrangement where he would he was an older gentleman And he would just have these girls stay with him kind of clean up hang out for as long as he wanted Or they wanted and then you know on to the next or and it's kind of a nice way to go If you don't really want marriage and you don't want a relationship, but you want to have somebody around Yeah, how dare you I do I do know a lot of them I still keep contract with him and um, it's it's They're friends, you know, you know, how many how many are we talking here your friends with? Any special ones
Starting point is 00:35:15 I probably got like maybe half a dozen that I've been emailing still do you do you ask for some wild kinky shit? Are you pretty straightforward? I want I'm not really I'm not into that kinky kinky stuff but um My friends think it's crazy because I do like eating them out and stuff like that. You know the prostitutes. Yeah Yeah, well, it's it's only look it's only dicey because of hepatitis and stuff like that Well, the numbers they got running through that area. You know what I mean? It's It's like the Grand Central Station of vagina. There's a lot going on
Starting point is 00:35:49 My friend got mad when I said that in another podcast that we used to do. Yeah, he got mad because it's so dangerous or whatever, but And he didn't like my analogy, but you know how some people just love climbing mountains, but they're risking their life, right? I I I think that's crazy shit But I wouldn't tell that person not to do it because that's something that he or she'd love to do. I love your analogy but um I'm 43. You know what? I mean like when I'm seeing some of these Romanian bogeyre friends They're prostitute, but they're friends now, but like I'm I can't be incredibly superficial. They're just beautiful and
Starting point is 00:36:23 Yeah, I look at myself naked. It's just disgusting, but these girls are just fun Wait, now I gotta ask you this because you've mentioned a few times that your friends with some of these girls If you were to go back somebody that you've known maybe a while now You've had physical relations with yeah, but you've maintained this friendship and you were to go back Would you hang out with them like outside of their work? I mean they they they don't want to go out because they want they need to work, right? But uh, I'll pay them like Our and not necessarily have sex or anything like that. Oh, really? Yeah. We just hang out. Yeah. No shit. Yeah
Starting point is 00:36:57 I like them because I just think The reason I like them the ones that I'm friend with For them to go through such a hard time. Yeah, and still have a such a like Loving feeling toward me because I can't imagine as a woman working even behind the counter a porn convention like Because people are just totally idiots in the way. They talk to women and stuff like that And yeah, some of them act like they never talked to a woman like I hate men more than them, but Enough of them told me they don't like them but enough of them also told me like that's fine You know, like they're just awkward. They don't know how to be around women like that for them to be that patient
Starting point is 00:37:34 I'm always amazed by women like that Now to be that patient, but if you want any more if you wanted anything sexual with even with the ones you're friend You still have to pay for it Yeah, yeah, and it wouldn't be fair for me to just take their time They need to work and you don't feel like the friendship is at all Um compromised by the no no no no because because I I I feel like They need that money and they need help and um, it doesn't bother me at all. Okay. Oh, I respect that Um
Starting point is 00:38:03 Here's something I wanted to ask you. You said you've been out of work now. We covered Your work situation on the last episode How you're falling out. Yeah, what are you going to be doing the next couple days? Oh for work So I got this letter like early in the year and um, they're looking for Asian people for some kind of medical testing so Wait a minute. Are they going to put you in a shower and then Maybe there's a camp you can go to so, uh, you know, when I had a job I didn't really give a fuck about that. But since I'm running out of money and stuff. Um, I um,
Starting point is 00:38:43 They called me last week Asking me if I was interested and I said like well, it just depends on what we're talking here and Um, so I went yesterday Orange County in Anaheim. Um, I think you might buy card and um Yes, it's it's it's it's kind of some kind of migraine test Amgen that's the name of the pharmaceutical company. M. M. G. E. N. Okay, so they're testing that so I don't know which group I'm in because uh, one group is perceivable second groups. They're actually using the drug And uh, they don't tell you they don't tell you and I read I read in the various like second Or maybe third to last page
Starting point is 00:39:21 side effect in my cost You know in a worse scenario of death, whatever blah blah blah. So so Oh, I hope they're paying you a lot. Yeah, you get like a hundred bucks a day When I read the part when I read that part I just laughed like now I have to do it. So, um, You really like danger? Not but it's it's Well, you know, whatever, uh, I'm not doing anything next to this. So yesterday I went they took my blood my urine
Starting point is 00:39:48 Did the ekg things they check my heart rate they check my highway my eyes everything for like a couple hours then Literally like 10 minutes before I park A couple blocks from here. I was half an hour early. So I was going through my Cell phone things like that 10 minutes before I come over and saw you She called me and said hey, we check for everything and they check for everything like hepatitis hiv You know, I have nothing clean bill of health Wow, yo You throw your dick around despite going down on prostitutes. Yeah, man. Good for you. And it's a lot of a lot of prostitute
Starting point is 00:40:25 What a warm story. I haven't checked. I haven't gone to you know Got a check up in a while. So how many prostitutes would you say you've been with? If I have to make a wild guess right now, just quantify it. Yeah ballpark it Four or 500 maybe are you serious? Yeah, at least really and porn people. I don't know. Um I don't know. I didn't I lost count after a while. Wait, how many porn people you think you've been with? No, no, I mean I don't know getting blowjob that is that considered sex Well, I mean, I would throw that into the like sexual encounters. Yeah, you got a lot of porn bjs
Starting point is 00:41:05 Well, you know, you know, you know the number one rule I've been getting Blowjob from porn star. No, just stick your dick in front of their face Because if you if you go to a shoot a good rule if you go to if you go to shoot and then like gangbanging or something like that I'm literally like Especially when they're not they take break or something but you put a dick in front of her face I mean, I had plenty of friends in the business getting blowjob. They were not even in the scenes and stuff Really? Yeah, and you've done that too a couple times where you were on a set Yeah, multiple times. I mean I try there was like, um
Starting point is 00:41:37 Wait, so you're tricking her. Is that what you're saying? No, that's tracking She knows I wasn't on the film. No, but it's like it's like a dog that likes snossages And you just you you have she's been I think he tricks her and then you go here's another one It's just a different flavor. I think she's like, oh, is this guy in the scene? Well, if your cameras are off, right, there's no camera on Or if it's on my friends would like edit that part out. So really so you're probably on film getting a bj Well, you know, I remember when I was visiting here in 97 or 8 Um, I don't know why I went to porn shop. No, I overheard a couple guys talking about
Starting point is 00:42:12 There's like gang bang things that you could just show up and get a blowjob or whatever So I did a little research. I found out where it was And um, there's like a bunch of guys in line naked, right? And like back then at least I don't remember getting Test if I had an HIV or something. Yeah But I'm standing lying naked except I had a mask on because I did you did one of those mask things. I try to do it, but um There was a black guy standing behind me. He trep and he's he's thick kind of like Slap my kind of ass area really fast and like I got really upset. I don't know why I just got really really fucking upset. No, I fucking left
Starting point is 00:42:50 I didn't get a blowjob. I just fucking left, but I just remember like What a waste of a day Walked out of there Tears coming out of my face. I'm not driving out of there with my rental car, but that was like 19 I'm supposed to get blown right now Like, you know, I'm probably shit couple couple n words. Anyway, so drive out of there But he slapped my ass with his massive dick. So I left but that was the closest I got like in front of it You know, but you got a couple on set off camera bj's. Yeah
Starting point is 00:43:20 Just by like you said shoving your dick in someone's face They told me my friends told me to do it like take your dick out. Yeah, or I've been in like porn parties and like We were drinking late and smoking and the girl just I don't remember the girls Now you want a blowjob like uh, yes, I'm not gonna refuse a blowjob. Yeah, but they're so casual about it. Yeah That's just they're just way of saying hello on your On your on set bj were you able to you go to completion? Like you're able to finish and everything. No, no, I was too nervous. Oh, okay
Starting point is 00:43:51 Yeah, yeah, uh, you know what's interesting though is that my friends that have had a pretty promiscuous background like They've done hundreds and hundreds of dudes. Yeah, they never get the diseases It's always the people that are like I had two boyfriends Second boyfriend. Yeah, and they have like the bummer std. You know, it's so funny It's totally how it goes, you know, this is a perfect time and this isn't a new one or anything But I think we we haven't done results yet from this So if you don't mind it just a quick interruption, we'll get right back to this. Sure, but We didn't read results no from the last
Starting point is 00:44:31 Fill her up seal her shut Um You can weigh in before we read the results. I don't know what this is. Uh, we just give you two people And you tell us we tell you two celebrity names Yeah, and you tell us who you would rather fill up and seal shut and you can use your imagination As to what you would fill them up and seal them shut with wait, I don't get it. Give me an example Like, um, well, you have a penis. We didn't play this with you last time I guess not
Starting point is 00:44:57 We just tell you two people and we say who do you prefer it's who do you prefer sexually? But we call it fill her up seal her shut because we can Fill her up and seal her shut with all your fluids. Okay. Are you still you look confused still? Why don't we try playing around? I've got some here that I want to suggest. Yeah, uh, in light of yo Should we do results first? Results from the previous. Yeah, okay. All right. So as always we encourage our listeners To go to facebook.com Slash your mom's house podcast and if you like that
Starting point is 00:45:31 You can post comments. It's like a forum for the show a lot of you guys do it. It's a really fun place We post there we read your stuff and this is where we always put the polls up For a filler up and seal her shut and you get to vote who you'd want now. Here's what's interesting um on the last time we mentioned Taylor Swift or kelly clarkson and I predicted A landslide. Okay. I don't know if you remember I was on team taylor And you were on team kelly clarkson. Yeah, because she's a giver right, but you know what a lot of people sided with you Really? Well taylor won, but
Starting point is 00:46:09 She only won Really by 24 votes. Oh, okay. So it was a close 84 to 60 on that one. Okay um Much closer than I I didn't think it was gonna close. I'm interested as to why So many people must have sided with you. It's one of the rare instances where people have sided with you. You know what I mean? How dare you? And uh, can I can I comment on that? Sure you go ahead. Um Taylor she's young, right? I think I think yeah, um, they're both young. I mean, I think taylor might be a younger
Starting point is 00:46:46 You know I differentiate between girls who are sexy and sexual. She doesn't seem that sexual to me. Okay And which one I'm sorry. Taylor. Yeah, I agree. I think she's too high maintenance And that she wouldn't give a guy a bj or she wouldn't put out the way that kelly would not like a real I'm not calling kelly a slut or anything, but No, this is not about that. But you want to slap her you want to No, well, I prefer I prefer that but um, you don't want to be with somebody like Disgusted by the oh, of course. And if you're like, I'm gonna kill your asshole. Yeah Taylor doesn't seem like
Starting point is 00:47:22 I'm sure it'll be fun to look at her naked. But yeah, I don't feel that energy You could just fucking gorilla pound her and just break her in half. That'd be fun, right? It's not fun if if the girl at least seemed like they're into a little bit Isn't that what you're into no All right. Well that Japanese or Asian on the Jesus. Yeah, you uh, Japanese guys, they really are into the making the girl fucking pay the price You know what I don't I don't like And this is something I always hear a lot about Asian guys. Yeah, not Asian American. That's they're different, but
Starting point is 00:48:05 Like Japanese guys. Yeah The one that want to creep me out a lot and I hear this a lot. Maybe I'm just hanging up the wrong people but Yeah It's this thing where guys are really into when girls just completely passed out. No, I'm not into that No, but that's like that's a Japanese thing. I hear it a lot. That's I've never done it, but Um, well, it's interesting. Um, ain't creepy very creepy to me But you know, I try not to I try not to Pass that judgment on what turns people on. Yeah, I know that everybody's different, but I cannot do a passed out person
Starting point is 00:48:42 That's not happening for me. Me neither. It's death. It's necrophilia. It's the other result that we have to read From the mail side of the filler up sealer shut or fill me up seal me shut We've put it out there. Ryan Gosling Or orland I forgot I had a crush on him last week. Yeah, I forgot about Ryan Gosling. He's talking about him non-stop He's so dreaming Gosling crushed it. Oh hands down. Yeah, you won 75 to 17. Oh my gosh There's still 17 votes for bloom Okay, Orlando's cute in his own way. Yeah, but Gosling Gosling. He could fill me up all day long
Starting point is 00:49:23 Seal me shut to the point of of no other Sealant being able to go in there. You know what I mean? No, he could really I'm not surprised by that result at all No, no, why you want him to fill you up too? No All right, all right Couldn't eat you up Um, so yeah, so please vote. That's uh, so you vote there and uh, you want to add a couple? Yeah, okay. Well in light of yoshi visiting Yeah, I thought it would be fitting if we did kind of the old school porn stars the porn stars that I grew up with
Starting point is 00:50:00 Maybe you guys grew up with and this is something that yoshi knows very well Right. I mean these the guys I used to watch on vhs Like I would my dad had tapes and I would kind of sneak them instead of showing instead of reading names We just show a picture of that vaginas and go she was like, I know who that is He might be able to I can tell by her ass hair pictures of Penises you had it. So how did you have access to porn when you were kids? So, um Oh, did you just no that was his phone? Oh, she thought I farted. So that was a double pipe classic double pipe classic
Starting point is 00:50:29 Uh, my father worked as a business next door to a porn company in the 80s Really? Yeah, and in the valley I grew up in the siphon valley. So it was around the time that that became popular And of course he would they would give us like I worked in my dad's offices in the summer and they would just give us like stacks of Do you remember which company was I'm curious now No Uh, no I do not but anyway, so we would have these tapes and my dad being a single guy Obviously kept them and me being a curious teenage girl would look at them. So
Starting point is 00:51:03 Here's the here's my top. I remember these guys very well, right? Probably why I like big dudes my very first porn I ever saw was with Ron Jeremy So I'm gonna go old school classic Ron Jeremy Ron Jeremy now or Ron Jeremy no in the 80s. He's still around. He's still dropping dick Okay, well, however you want to run Jeremy was in very good shape right in the old school. Yeah I was he ever because I thought he still had a belly and he was still there was a little era. He's cute He he was a playgirl model No, that's how he got into business
Starting point is 00:51:38 Really find a picture of him the girl Who was dating him took naked picture of him and sent it to them and they loved it So they put him in a playgirl. That's how yeah I thought that he was always kind of a bit sloppy and that's why I liked him because he was a teacher at the time He he didn't plan to be in porn business, but that really started his You know path to this career Well, and I liked him because he seemed to be playful and funny and he had a good attitude and I always liked big funny guys I always liked blue. She and anyway, okay, so I'm gonna do old school
Starting point is 00:52:09 Uh, Ron Jeremy to fill you up and seal you shut or Evan stone Remember Evan stone. He's still around too. Yeah, he's still around, but he was kind of an oldie but goodie Is he not considering old stone? Yeah, he's over 50. Is he over 50? I think so Evan He's been around forever So you're asking me which one you would pick. No, no, no, so this is your opinion Who would you rather have fill you up and seal you shut?
Starting point is 00:52:39 Me as a guy Jeans what is that Ron? Oh, he looks great Oh Ronnie he looks good there. He looks great. He's hairy and So soon as his healthy hog on him healthy Soon as that thing was released all the women in the neighborhood in Queens went crazy for him, you know, really? Yeah It was in his documentary And then here he is. He's adorable. He's he who doesn't like Ron Jeremy on play bear He's got a leather harness on a bondage harness lolly. Yeah, I like him
Starting point is 00:53:16 I did some some stand-up show with him probably triple these early shows you guys look up Totally. No, but he was funny. He had a good sense of humor about himself. Yeah, I like I always admire that So Yoshi, who would you rather have fill you up and seal you shut? You mean young Ron Jeremy or young Evan stone, right? Yeah, look at that. Yeah I gotta go with the funny guy then Ron Jeremy. I guess Cracking jokes because Evan Evan was all business. Yeah, ponytail. But now I feel like Evan is a very He's a good but he's also he has a sense of humor. He's a silly guy. Yeah, right? Except fun some self-consciousness. Yeah, sure. Sure. He's playful. This is a very uncomfortable question. But yeah, I guess
Starting point is 00:53:58 It's supposed to be so there you have it ladies and gentlemen Yoshi likes men. This is where I know Tommy the game is played. Tommy. What about you? Oh, definitely? I mean, I'm gonna go with the icon Ron Jeremy. He's fun. It's funny and and you know, I have a feeling he would make it like tolerable He'd be like, look, you know, we neither of us wants to be here So I imagine he starts every scene. Let's get through this. All right. Look, I know you don't want to bang the fat hairy guy, but Here it goes. I'm gonna fuck you on this fork. I don't want to take you to cleaners So who's the other side give us the female so this is the female one. This is where I get to be gay Yo, she don't worry. Um, I absolutely loved Nina Hartley growing up
Starting point is 00:54:41 Yeah, uh an icon. She seemed to be very very much a willing participant in pornography and she she loved doing it Um and ginger lin So I'm gonna go with those two and ginger lin has loved her too. No disrespect to ginger lin But um, I put my face into Nina Hartley's ass. Okay amazing Yeah, her ass even as somebody who's around 50 a little over 50 gotta be over 50 It's incredible. It's incredible. And um, she's very she works out. She's very physical. I've seen the documentary looks great, but um
Starting point is 00:55:17 Maybe six seven years ago. She had her panties on but as funny pictures just put my face Right into her ass into Nina's ass. God. It's just firm. It's incredible. She's wonderful. So I'm gonna go Nina Hartley You're saying Nina Hartley. Oh, yeah, Tom Segura. Well, I was debating it, but then like after that description of Her ass is incredible. Well, look, I'm not an ass. I personally don't have a great ass. I'm all tits. I'm looking at photos of uh, This is ginger Ginger lin is beautiful. I like definitely doing work and touching work girlfriend of um, charlie sheenfield wet. Is that right? She was Wow
Starting point is 00:55:53 I wonder if they ever did it They're not married silly. Oh, yeah, it doesn't work like that I'm gonna go. I'm gonna keep it fucking gangster and go Nina Hartley too. Yeah Wow, we're all in uh, unanimous decision and no disrespect to ginger lin. Obviously you are a treasure of course, um Well, what about this one? I'm gonna do an updated one just out of curiosity. Yeah Uh, I admire both these women greatly. I've met both of these women Um, jenna jamison or belladonna. Oh belladonna not even close that's Sophie's choice for me because I feel like both of those women have wonderful traits
Starting point is 00:56:29 As performers as people it's not close for me stars belladonna could be one of the greatest performer of all time You said that like you were talking about carl lewis right or robert zanero Yeah, her played her pervert iq is it's just I mean You can't even give a score. It's so high. Yeah and Her friendliness she's she's she's she has an incredible appetite and her performance and that It was crazy body angles that she does
Starting point is 00:57:07 um jenna jamison big stars star and um good performer, but Very very few people could come close to what belladonna is capable of. Yeah, I mean she is incredible My only concern with belladonna is I don't know if she could handle me you know I will say that jenna is more of a a girl's girl in that Like a california girl kind of thing. Yeah, no no in that in that women and I like watching jenna
Starting point is 00:57:38 Because she's like me. I'm more related to jenna jamison belladonna is more of a guy's girl Where like you said she she's a she's got a high perv iq She can gauge what the dude wants jenna is kind of more for the girls She knows how we think and that's how she performs how a woman Thanks more I think but I do and I like belladonna as a person I got to meet her and talk to her at length her personality is incredible performance super smart very articulate very bright beautiful I have to part of cup three all time and I watch a lot of fucking wow. That's quite the endorsement
Starting point is 00:58:13 So belladonna if you're listening we're a huge huge fans. I like them both. Yeah, and if you talk to a real old school Pornographer who did a scene with her not even close. They will tell you belladonna hands down Yeah, it's you know, if you if you're asking Tracy lores is up there with her. They're in the same company We forgot about Tracy, you know, I saw hbo did one of the they did like this porn You know series yeah documentary style thing and they were talking to one of the guys and he was like man I did it. I did a scene with belladonna. I thought she was gonna like fucking hurt me. Yeah, like he was like He felt like he was the chick. He said yeah in in that documentary. Wait. Who's your chick?
Starting point is 00:58:53 Who's your pick for this one? Oh belladonna belladonna hands down. Oh, yeah. Wow. I have some I have my own reasons The baseball bat the one time I started putting basil in her asshole and that that one troubled me for yeah Well, you know she is amazing. She's just I'm telling you I like that transition But Jenna she's Jenna Jamison would never put a baseball bat in her ass and that's that's the distinction between the two women But I'm not saying not that one is better than the other that different brands Different styles. You know what I'm saying now Jenna will put on a pair of angel wings and ate out eat out Her friend for an hour and a half, but she's not going to put a baseball bat. You know, um, I don't know if this makes sense You know when you when you eating fish fish sometimes, uh, I often find myself loving fish
Starting point is 00:59:43 The tastiest fish things to be ugly fish I don't know Like you could get the prettiest fish and eat them. They don't taste that good. Of course. Yeah Sometimes people get too caught up on like big boo blonde hair classic blonde. It's the kelly Clark Clarkson Taylor Swift debate Who's going to work harder for your affection, right? But um I don't know Donna has a little space between her two. I love those kind of Perfections that make you I love those cuteness
Starting point is 01:00:13 and I don't know how many times I've gotten prostitute that looks made a mediocre looking or unattractive, but they fuck amazing They're they're into it. And I don't know how many time I got a girl. That's beautiful But like they're just boring and there's a lousy lay whatever, you know, so That's something that factoring and you ever go get a prostitute. Uh-huh And then it's not what you expected. Not what you wanted You leave unhappy and you just go get another prostitute. Sure or Sure, sure or or I got a girl that that she's going to be mediocre and like president is surprised like incredible
Starting point is 01:00:49 Oh, wow, wow, you know, yeah, you know what jenna is. Sorry back to jenna jamison before I'm not into fake tits too I hate it. I hate I don't believe in it ethic I don't believe in fake breasts because I do feel it's a form of chinese foot binding I feel that it's barbaric on in my opinion and I understand there's some women that don't have breasts And to do that makes them feel better and I that's fine. I feel it's barbaric I mean, why would you put fake things into your chest? I think one of the problem the problem with a lot of the girls Who get the implants is they don't know how many people like what they've got going on and that's a thing They only think about oh, someone don't like me more if I get the big ones
Starting point is 01:01:27 Before 1986 or whatever when people started doing that shit, yeah small breasts medium breasts large They were all in style and hateful. They don't Us guys. We like all the different sized tits. It's a total guys don't care That's a myth that they got to be huge to be great guys like little tits. They like guys like uneven tits They like yeah, they just like tits This is my experience and this is where women hurt themselves when they read things like cosmopolitan I agree it's propaganda. I agree because women women think
Starting point is 01:01:58 Women's women who read those magazine think they like men like women are super super skinny And believe me work in that porno business for a long time at least when it comes to sexual appetites They're not into like super skinny ass bitches. I'm sorry. They're just not into movies with big ass blah blah blah or Those are huge. You know, those are the huge those sales more and guys are into that We don't want to get too ridiculous at the point. I'm like some of these extreme black guys are like too big, but Um, those glamour girls. Yeah the girls are was 5 foot 11 and 120 pounds
Starting point is 01:02:33 I mean they look beautiful, but when it comes to sex, I don't know necessarily. That's what men are looking for Right. I don't think so my 14 13 years of experience. That's not the case. You look at that and that's like, oh, that's like a nice It's like a fashion shot. You're like, oh, it's beautiful. She wears that dress, but it's not but they look like 15 year old boys Yeah, and I think too. Yes that that there's a man out there for the type you are Yeah, right if you are a heavier girl, some guy is gonna die to have you guys like that I love that. That's why it kills me when girls try to be that perfect perfect thing and it's just not it's not possible It's not attainable But I do love Jenna Jameson for that Barbie doll thing. There's something inside of me
Starting point is 01:03:15 As a girl where you you kind of want to see that exist and she was that and she seemed very pro girl I don't know, but I don't know. I liked her when she did her first film which Interesting enough. It was through evil angel Really? Yeah, it's called up in commerce number 10 or 11 maybe and She looks so young and scared she did a scene with a guy named Randy West and
Starting point is 01:03:43 But to me she looked great With small breasts looking natural. I just like natural over any other stuff. I'm totally with you on that man I'm just not into fake. There's a couple girls that I you know, I remember seeing That I was like, oh, it's a cute girl. Yeah, and then For whatever like time goes by And then I saw her again and like they've changed they it's like they adopt what they think the porn look is And they get they get the the rock hard huge tits that aren't proportionate to their body Some of them even now look like they get like nose jobs and stuff and their faces and you're like, oh, you lost the whole appeal
Starting point is 01:04:19 The appeal is that's why I like this in the 70s. Like I remember I saw natural Christie canyon. Yeah Linda lovelace. I mean, she was a huge star Right, but it was irrelevant how big her tits were how skinny she was she had a skill harry pussy It's so huge and that's another thing that kills me is that women are waxing They're fucking their jane their jinnies and that just started Harry bushes were in up until the 90s for god's sakes. This is arbitrary. It comes and it goes So I don't have a full one, but you can just you know, clean it up before we got to wrap this shit up
Starting point is 01:04:57 Um, you told us about Europe prostitution Afghanistan afghan, well a medical clinic that you're getting migraine testing at that you're gonna die and then Um, but you also did some touring recently. Yeah, uh with a tell Yes, so we hit upon last time you were here. How was it? Tell me about your tour. Oh my god Where'd you go? What shows do you do? So we did one show in boston and chicopee mass for a couple shows then
Starting point is 01:05:26 That was first week of october second week. We did uh brea third week phoenix Wow, then after that I did the um Anti social network with arty lang how great he got to do the anti social network tour norton Schumer lang what else david tell david tell How great was that great? And it was first time I was able to talk to arty lane. He's a fantastic guy it's his really he's really his guys guy and um He told me a bunch of show business story and uh god, how great would it be?
Starting point is 01:06:02 He was great. He's great. I mean, I hope you guys get him because he's got And I I knew from over the years because I keep hearing from everyone else Arty's the guy who go out of his way to spend money and help people. Yeah, you know, and he go beyond like I love him. He's just fucking great. Um, so the tour was great before the show so a quick quick note I I had a wonderful time in afghanistan. I made a lot of expats friends there. Yeah, it changed my life and um I'm helping my friend sarah gene. She's um Works in afghanistan try to raise money for Women afghanistan. Oh good and a website. It's one way
Starting point is 01:06:44 It's all w a y dot com is it say it again, uh, it's one It the the website is one Women per year. Oh god. I forgot my um the website. It's um all w a y dot com So all all is for one and away is way dot com And my friend sarah gene is trying to raise money for women of afghanistan trying to send them to colleges and universities That's great. And um, so if people are interested in helping you find that uh website. Well, that's great All w a y dot com. Okay, and my friend sarah gene is trying to raise three million dollars to send women because
Starting point is 01:07:24 Women of afghanistan needs money. They're so fucked and also The government our u.s. Government will build schools for these women and children to go to school and the Taliban will destroy them In about a week or two. So these kids men and little boys and little girls Does it pop up do not get educated in afghanistan. They desperately need to damn it. That's not a Fuck you gave the wrong website. Let's um, let's find it. I'll send it to you. Maybe you can put it on your website, but um, Okay Is it is that one way dot com is the or what is it something near that? It's like one woman a year Program one woman a year program and now they're trying to raise money
Starting point is 01:08:00 Next June in london to raise three million dollars and my friend sarah gene Very good friend of mine Works in combo. Well, it's definitely not one way dot com Because that is will you go to heaven or hell take the damage and find out? Whoops Um, this sucks. I want to plug this the right way. This sounds good. Maybe maybe next episode. Maybe you could um, I'll send that information Okay, beginning of it, but um, yeah Um, uh, here he goes. Here's one woman a year Hold on. I think I just found it. Hmm. Of course. Um, loading extremely. So it changed my my life
Starting point is 01:08:34 Oh, yeah, it's o way is the acronym But it it is one woman a year dot org. So there you go. Okay, so it's actually spelled it out O N E woman W O M A N A year dot org one woman a year dot org Okay, so now you know for oxford. That's that's yeah, that's the one so it's okay and they're raising money for these afghan women Yes, they need it because recently malala the little girl who got shot in the head in pakistan. Yeah, um, It's uh, i'm going back in uh next april taking my friend david children graffitis. Hopefully we do some artwork and um
Starting point is 01:09:12 Help them which is ironic because if I never got fired from porno business I would never have a chance to go afghanistan do that. So there you go. See you're over this now I want you to be over this. It's all good Dude, it was great having you here. Yes. Thank you. Yoshi. Um, can you please get a tell for us? Yes Oh, let me work on seriously. Okay, you know, we would love to have yeah And it's wonderful. Oh, yeah, we know we're huge huge fans. Um Yeah, thanks for coming by this is gonna be this is the end of our second part of this
Starting point is 01:09:46 podcast And um, you're always welcome here, man. Thanks. We'll do this show. It's it's really fun for me And you guys are fun to talk to and um, I uh, I'm always surprised how much people respond and then email me back And uh, facebook me or twitter again and uh, give it again your twitter for people that know twitter.com slash It's yoshi Old bayashi, so it's at yoshi obayashi. Yeah, which is y o s h i and then o b a y a s h i Okay, yeah, we'll tag him on the on the side obviously
Starting point is 01:10:20 Yeah, um, it's fanatic japanese. Yeah, we'll leave you Um with a little bit of stand-up from yoshi. You get a little taste of what he's doing. No, no, no, no I don't want to hear that That's so me Oh Oh I see there's nothing else to do I often kiss you when there's no way that's around
Starting point is 01:11:59 I've got your picture I've got your picture I'd like a million of your all right myself I want a doctor to take a picture so I can look at you from inside as well He can be turning up and turning down to me I Is Now sex no drugs no wine no women no fun no sin. No, you know when there is talk Everyone around me is a total stranger everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger everyone Oh
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