Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811

Episode Date: May 21, 2025

Check out the newest podcast from YMH Studios "Not A Damn Chance"! Hosted by pro skateboarder Neen Williams and Michelin-starred chef Phillip Frankland Lee. Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour Don't forget to watch Brent Weinbach's new special "POPULAR CULTURE" on YouTube! Check out the rest of his YouTube. SPONSORS: Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/momshouse Get your summer savings and shop premium wireless plans at https://mintmobile.com/mom. This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian and mastermind behind the viral "Gangster Party Line" video, Brent Weinbach! Before Brent enters the Mommy Dome, Tom and Christina kick things off with a “What’s everybody?” from the infamous former ball-player John Rocker, followed by some fresh Pazsitzky Effects and an update on this week’s lineup of legendary knuckleheads on trial — including Diddy, the Menendez Brothers, and Tony Johns. Speaking of pop culture, Brent Weinbach has a new special out called "Popular Culture" and he's here to talk about it with the Main Mommies. The trio also discuss fleshlights, the famous movie high school that Brent went to, a very special delivery from Amazon, and how Brent coming back to Austin to do the pod is a full circle moment for him, Tom, and Christine. Plus, they also talk about a now lost video short they all participated in called "Bear In A Bathtub", hardcore gay electronica music, vampires, North Korean hotel rooms, and Brent takes in some of Christina's fabulous TikTok curations. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 811 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:07:15 - Opening Clip: John Rocker What's Everybody 00:14:57 - A Pazsitzky Effect 00:20:39 - Menendez Brothers & Diddy Trials 00:29:46 - Tony Johns Update 00:33:01 - Algorithms 00:35:40 - Brent Weinbach Apologizes To The Sponsors 00:43:24 - High School 00:48:15 - The Greatest YouTube Video Of All Time 00:51:30 - Reunions & Tourist Stuff 01:00:07 - Gimp Comeback 01:05:42 - Special Delivery From Amazon 01:09:18 - Lost Videos & Gay Electronica Music 01:18:56 - Christina's Curations 01:32:31 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:35:15 - Blood Suckers 01:39:22 - North Korean Hotel Room 01:43:52 - Closing Song - "The Big Words" by Kurtis Caramel Carbon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Dropping glitz, talking shit, mommas in the fucking stands Don't get them started, retarded, retarded Big words, it's worth a listen, to a dick joke's justice, you know, we probably try to disrespect me in my house And grab the fuck the remote control. How's your mom's good likes the bourbon though How's your mom's good? It's a girl show. How's your mom's good? Fuck you think how's your mom's pull up a seat? How's your mom's? This shit is big time Pull up and see how's your mom's in there? This shit is big time.

I'm making you all better than another card here. How's your mom's in there? It actually happened in the Orlando Airport. How's your mom's in there? Your momshousespodcast.com. How's your mom's in there? I want a little one. How's your mom's in there? Proud motherfucker.

How's your mom's in there? All right. That's Joe Double. How's your mom's in them? All right, that's Joe Double. Back in the day he made that. Wow. How's your mom's in them? That's so good. Thanks Joe Double.

That's a classic. Yeah, so many good drops in there. I forgot about the Orlando airport. Orlando airport. That's where your dad took a great shit. Shit in his pants on the escalator. Sometimes we would ride that escalator, he goes, this is where I was when I shit my pants.

I was like, oh, that's nice, dad. And I left my underwear and the air in the stall. I had shit all over myself. That's really cool. That's really nice. And then I had a little bit of my pants. So he said when I got off that plane, I left a little sunset on the seat for the next person. A sunset. He said when I got off that plane,

I left a little sunset on the seat for the next person. A sunset. I like when he called them niblets too. Niblets in my shorts. Oh my God. Yeah, rest in peace. Speaking of niblets, you and I both took dumps at the office together. We just dumped here.

Synergy. I was thinking about shitting at home, but I was like, I don't feel like it's really ready. Got here, we had our meeting, and then I was like, it is time now. See, that's the difference between you and me, is that you go, I got it, I have to dump, and then let's let this sit for 30, 40 more minutes.

Whereas me, I'm like, I better go sit down. Well, it wasn't really, like, I didn't have a tug. I was just like, do I have to shit? It wasn't like, oh, I have to shit. I'm like, I better go sit down. Well, it wasn't really like I didn't have a tug. I was just like, do I have to shit at the house? It wasn't like, oh, I have to shit. I was like. Oh, I see. You're just fantasizing, dreaming about. I haven't shit yet today.

You know, that kind of. Oh, you just remembered like, hey, OK. But you do have the capability to hold. I do sometimes go, oh, I have to shit. I'll do that in an hour. Right. Yeah. Well, you've even had intercourse with me having to shit, right?

Where you're like, I have to shit, but I also have to fuck. And then you have to choose between coming and shitting. That's true, and coming always takes priority. Overshitting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I'll just wait till I'm done, and then I'll go, hey, I got another update for you. You do that, yeah. Have to shit.

It's really special when you do that. After we make marital love, you go, I gotta shit. It's really cool. That's a great segue to let people know. If you don't watch Bad Thoughts, it's available right now on Netflix. It's been out about a week. And thank you all so much for watching it.

Thank you for the messages. It has been a thrill to see so many people watching it and enjoying it. And yeah, it was so much fun to make. Thank you for watching it. Please tell your friends. Tell your friends. Also, it's funny because after I've been living with you

for 20 years, I don't even think of them as bad thoughts. I just think of them as Tom thoughts. They're just the things that you've been talking about for 20 years with me, jokes that we've had ongoing in the house and now they're on the screen, which is really special. I know, like sit between my legs and take a dump. You've been saying that to your parents

for like, since I started dating you. Yeah. It's crazy. Pretty cool. You're like, why don't, if somebody's like, I gotta take a shit, you go, oh, oh, oh, hurry. How about I take a shit in between your shit? Like you always say that back at house.

I'll sit in the toilet with you, yeah. Yeah. My mom doesn't like that. My mom, so if you saw the Netflix promo of showing her, Yeah. I actually showed her the first episode and it's a really funny promo because she really didn't like it like I knew she wouldn't.

Yeah. But then she called me the day after it came out. I was leaving here and I was going to the house and she goes, I see my mom calling. I go, hello, and she's like Tommy I Just watched your whole show and I go. Oh, yeah, and then I just waited it was quiet And I go, what'd you think and she goes it was?

horrendous And I go and she goes I'm so embarrassed was horrendous. And I go and she goes, I'm so embarrassed. She goes, I can't show my face. My friends, do you know how embarrassing it is that my friends can see this? You put this on Netflix? It's terrible.

And I go, well, thanks for the call. Thank you for sharing. And also she's so mortified she watched the whole thing. Yeah, she watched the whole thing. Yeah, she watched the whole thing. So don't, you know. And also, what friends? What are you talking about? It helps, by the way.

It helps for Netflix. Yeah. That she watched the whole thing. Of course. They want completion rate. So I'm like, thanks for watching the whole thing. It's real supportive. It's cool, supportive parents.

Yeah, it's pretty neat. It is really cool. And I'm glad she had to tell you that. It's good. Yeah. That's really nice. Thanks, Mom. She didn't have to do that. Yeah, that's really nice. Thanks mom

That's my mom she's pretty cool. All right, let's do the opening clip and Hey We got a what's everybody yeah, it's taking over what's everybody Welcome to your mom's house. Oh wow. This is good. Good? What's everybody? Hey man. Everybody taking off. Was making fun of me and now fucking famous baseball players.

That's how it goes. What's everybody? What's everybody? What's everybody? Do you know John Rocker? I do know the name. You, do you know why you know the name? No. So he was a MLB player, a pitcher, major league baseball, professional baseball player. And he was a, good player that one time, Sports Illustri, he's most famous for it because Sports Illustri did a profile on him

20 some years ago, a long time ago. And in the article, he's with the journalists and he's like, yeah, you know, he's like, New York's gross. It's like people with AIDS and gay people. I love it. And it was like the biggest story that he was like, there's blacks everywhere, it's crazy.

Everybody was like, this guy's fucking. I remember this. Yeah, and it made like. I vaguely remember this. Poor guy, I'm sure is like, come on, that can't be the only thing about it, but that's all anybody knows about him, is that he was like, there's gays in New York.

Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. If you pull up the John Rocker quotes from that. Where was he living at the time? Because to see that for the first time is a shock. He was an Atlanta guy, right?

So he's like, they ask him, would you play for the Mets, Yank, New York? He goes, I'd retire first. It's the most hectic, nerve-racking city. Imagine having to take the 7 train to the ballpark You're riding it through Beirut next to someone with purple hair some queer with AIDS Right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some 20 year old mom with four kids Depressing the biggest thing I don't like about New York are foreigners

You can walk an entire block in Times Square and not hear anybody speak English. Asians, Koreans, Vietnamese, Indians, Russians, Spanish people, everything. How the hell did they get in this country? Here's the crazy thing about it. He's right. That's exactly what New York is like. It's just whether or not you like it or not. Or you can tolerate it or it doesn't bother you.

But if you live somewhere like Atlanta, I guess you don't see the gays and the aides and the 12 year old moms. Ah, it's so funny, man. And the Russians. And they just dragged him so hard about, like they used to wear like he's some redneck, you know? Sure.

And then 25 years later, however long ago that was, I mean, if you read this, you're like, yeah, that is what it's like to ride the train. It's a completely accurate depiction. It is somebody with purple hair and you don't hear English. Like that's still the same. He's absolutely right. And you are like, how the fuck did that person get here?

I really wish people would start memorizing this as a monologue and doing this. This could be like a good morning Julia for us where people are memorizing this and performing it. I would love to see this. This could be like a Good Morning Julia for us, where people are memorizing this and performing it. I would love to see this. If you can memorize this and send it in, as we all did Good Morning Julia, I think this would be fantastic as a monologue to do.

You know, this is a really good stage idea. It's great for if you're- Awful things people have said. If you're auditioning for any type of acting thing, and they're like, hey, can you audition? You'd be like, yeah. I'd retire first. It's the most hectic nerve wrecking. and they're like, hey, can you audition? You'd be like, yeah, I'd retire first. It's the most hectic nerve wreck.

And they're like, what the fuck is this? You gotta take the seven train to the ballpark. I don't know what he, what does he sound like? Is he Southern? Oh yeah, he is Southern. Looking like you're riding through Beirut next to some kid with purple hair, next to some queer with AIDS,

right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time. Yeah, man. Some 20 year old mom with four kids, it's depressing. I mean, I went to college with people who said this exact same thing. Of course. Listen, anybody that lives in the country,

when they go to New York, they all say the same shit. Yeah, they're like, it's so crazy there. They don't like it, they don't wanna be there. There's so many fucking weirdos. That's what everybody says. And it is, it's true. Yeah, it's a weirdo city. Yeah, that's why it's wonderful.

That's what big cities are like. That's why it's wonderful. Big cities have weird colored hair and people not speaking English. Although I will say, back in the day, when you had weird colored hair, it meant you were cool. And now it's like the ultra dorks have weird colored hair.

It's very upsetting. It is. It's like those fucking zimzur nerds. We make me pwn yet, like the angry. They're not even cool. It's very upsetting. It is true. When we started this podcast, it felt like we had to figure out everything.

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I wanna make sure we get to them all. But this came in this Pajitski effect and I don't even think you can wrap your head around this. Oh yeah, and I have one to share. I have a Pajitski effect. Finally. Okay, go ahead. Do you wanna do yours first?

Sure. So my Pajitski effect, are you ready? Well, you said my last name wrong. Pajitski effect, are you ready? Well, you said my last name wrong. Piszczyski effect. Thank you. So my Piszczyski effect is that I realized the other day, almost every night, our oldest boy makes popcorn and he will watch a show or a movie for a little bit

before we start the bedtime routine. And he's like an expert at making popcorn. And whenever he makes it, I'm like, hey, can I get some of that? And he's like, yeah, and I'll eat some popcorn. And then we put the kids down, and then we go and watch TV for our wind down. And I realized that I can make popcorn too.

And? And that? And what else? That you can eat it? In bed? Yes. Yeah, yeah. Well, here's the thing.

I don't have to only have popcorn when he makes popcorn. Right. I can make popcorn and eat it. Anytime you want. Because I like popcorn and I can make it and I can eat it while I'm watching TV. Yeah, anytime. And I can make it and I can eat it while I'm watching TV. Yeah, anytime. And I just figured that out.

I didn't realize that I can go into the pantry and grab a bag of popcorn and make it. Just do it. And anyway, I just figured that out and it's pretty cool because I made popcorn the other night. Oh, I can make popcorn. Because in your mind, it was just relegated to Ellis. Ellis does popcorn in

the house that's his job and like when he's done making I'm like oh there's no more popcorn I can make my own popcorn yeah now I should say yeah he is a more advanced popcorn maker because he'll do the on the stove and turn the he loves to do it like he does it old-timey way and then he like seasons it and he's like doesn't have enough salt he makes like he does, he loves to do it old timey way. Like he does it old timey way, and then he like seasons it and he's like, doesn't have enough salt. He makes his, like he does his whole thing. It's amazing.

I do it simpleton way. I just put the microwave, but here's the thing. I can make, I can have popcorn if I want popcorn. I don't have to only have popcorn when you make popcorn. For your nine year old son to make it? Yeah. Do you want to know the great, first of all, I don't even think that you've acknowledged the greatness of what I have done for us in our lives together. Yeah

This is a Pujitsky effect. I just had oh, yeah, so did you know that you can put a water cooler? Anywhere in your life. Did you realize that your whole entire? Like MO in life. I know where you're just to make to put anything that's in the house in your bedroom Yes, because you're like hey, I gotta have a coffee station. Yes. Now we have a water machine in the bedroom. That's right. And you're always like, you know,

you can put this in your bedroom. Because I think you just wanna live in bed. I do wanna live in bed. You finally figured me out. And I'm getting to the point now because we got a tiny fridge. I keep food in there. You know who else did that?

Manuel Arriba. Like he also had everything in his. The 10,000 pound man. The fattest guy ever lived. Yeah He was like put it in my room That's me. There you go. There I go. That's my dream. Hey, you know, you could put a fridge in here And you know what else I've done? What? I keep a box of cereal in the room. I mean, what are we doing? Oat milk in the fridge, spoon. Yeah, I can do whatever I want. I in my room all day. You realize we're slowly putting a kitchen in our bedroom. Great.

I wanna do- Hey, you know you can put a stove in here. Yeah, that's true. I wish I could park the car in there too. I'm gonna have to walk to the garage to get in there. But by the way, so in case you didn't catch on what I did, I put a fucking water cooler in my room. Oh, I caught onto it.

Cause I was like, hey, there's a water cooler in here. Yeah, a full fucking, and it's got hot water so I can make tea now. So I don't even have to it because I was like, hey, there's a water cooler. Yeah, a full fucking and it's got hot water so I can make tea now. So I don't even have to know what's going on. I don't have to walk all the way to the kitchen, which is right next to our bedroom. Yeah.

I could just get from the bed. And then that. Yeah, you're welcome. Hold on. You want to read this? Oh, this is this is another. By the way, I think it's pretty extraordinary. Okay, here we go. You're going to like the way you look.

Hey Christina, hey Tom, I just had my first Pajitski effect since I first learned of the phenomena and the proper term for it. This Saturday morning I was sitting with my boyfriend drinking coffee, and I suddenly had an inspired thought to come up with my own phonetic alphabet system based on poop and dick related words a As an asshole B as in b-hole C as in D as in dick you get the point Yeah, we came to the letter J and I said jerk off and my boyfriend said ejaculation and I said oh How about we use that for E instead of excrement? Then I thought, wait a minute, jerk off and jack off are synonymous.

Jack off must come from the word ejaculation. I was elated. I never made that connection before. Wow, this is what Christina was talking about. What an amazing feeling. I have to tell someone. Then I immediately wrote this to you guys. Okay, that's all. I love you guys the best.

Carolyn. Yeah. Did you know that? Jack off and jerk off is from ejaculation. Huh. The etymology. I'm assuming it sounds logical. I never thought of that actually.

I never thought of it. I just thought, you know, jacking off has just been such a part of my life that I've never thought about the origins of it. Now you know. Now I know never thought about the origins of it. Now you know. Now I know. Ejaculation.

Thanks, Carolyn. I think you gave us all a Pazinski effect. Yep. Yep. Jerk off, jack off. Jack off. E-jack. E-jack.

Ejaculation. Yeah, that's pretty cool, man. Yeah. That's really cool. What's everybody? What's everybody? I can't believe John Rocker. Yeah.

Fuck yeah, man. He's queers. I love it. Fucking what's everybody? But again, I have no problem with people saying I can't believe John Rocker. Yeah. Fuck yeah, man. He's queer. I love it. Fucking miss everybody. But again, I have no problem with people saying what's in their heart. I don't have to agree with it. You can say whatever the fuck you want.

Big, big kind of world news we should kind of touch on for a little CNN update for the folks. Sure. Well, it's actually three major criminal trials taking place. The Menendez brothers are going to be resentenced. Diddy and Tony Johns are going on trial this week. Three of the biggest celebrities, big kind of criminal cases. So first I guess Menendez bros. This is something that has been a hot topic, especially in the last year with the documentary and the scripted show coming out, the Ryan Murphy show. What's the latest on the Menendez coming out, the Ryan Murphy show, what's

the latest on the Menendez brothers? What do we got? Here's what the Menendez brothers said after Judge gave them a potential path to freedom. On Tuesday, May 13th, Los Angeles County Superior Court Judge Michael Jessic re-sentenced Lyle and Eric Menendez to 50 years to life in prison, which makes him immediately eligible for parole. Lyle, now 57, Eric, 54, have been serving a life sentence without parole since their 1996 conviction for fatally shooting their parents, Kitty and Jose Menendez,

in their $5 million Beverly Hills home in 1989. The brothers, who were 21 and 18 at the time of the killings, have admitted to the murders, but maintain they acted in self-defense after years of sexual abuse by Jose. Abuse they claimed was ignored by their mom. Prosecutors claim the two brothers' motive was greed and lavish spending and cited their lavish spending spree after the slayings. So basically right now these guys have fulfilled for the most part what a 50 year to life sentence would be

Meaning that they are parole eligible And so it's just gonna be whether or not they're granted that parole because they've been locked up for all this time But that's pretty crazy that it's been it's been changed from life to this possibility. It's the power of television Maybe your show will have an impact on society in the same way, Tom. How do you think bad thoughts could free somebody? I don't know, maybe Steven Seagal will start to lose weight. He is so fat. I know, he's pretty great.

It was like the universe wanted to show us what was happening. Cause you know when he shoots movies, I met somebody who he did a movie with, and I'm saying when he does movies now, he makes sure they don't shoot him showing his gut. So all the framing is like here. Oh wow.

And then, cause he doesn't want to show. And then there was a video of him walking around. Somebody just, he was walking through like some festival or something looked like. And it doesn't look like I exaggerate in bad thoughts. He actually looks bigger than me in the fat suit. Oh, I know. It's crazy.

It is crazy. And now you can also see why he tells him, like frame me chest up only. Well, that's why I always say tits up. Yeah, look at this. Oh, I know, he's enormous. Look at this guy. That's a martial arts expert.

I know. The epitome of discipline. I know, I know. Self-restraint. Well, I'm thinking cultural arts expert. I know. The epitome of discipline. I know, I know. Self-restraint. Well, I'm thinking that maybe the truth about a certain country singer might come to light too. Oh my God. What do you think?

What if your depiction of that is 100% accurate? Yeah, that would be critical. That would be so crazy. It'd be cool if he puts out some statement though. I hope, well, let's not. Well, I'm talking about Rex Henley, the real Rex Henley. Oh, the real Rex Henley. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyway, can I tell you about Diddy though? There he is. There's Rex. It's so funny. You guys, if you haven't watched it yet, you've got to see Tom

doing Rex Henley. It's so good. It's so funny. Rex is real fun. Such a knucklehead. Can I tell you, so I've been paying attention to this P Diddy trial. It is wild. So Cassie was his girlfriend for a decade, right? Yeah. But he basically held her hostage as a sexual slave. He abused the shit out of her, yeah.

So every week from basically 2007 to 2018, every week this woman had to participate in freak-offs that lasted between three and four days at a time. And, and here's the, here's an icky thing that just came out about it, which I think is fascinating. So these, he would have sex workers trafficked across state lines, which is now why it's a federal case. So the sex worker would bagock on Cassie's body

and then they would go into another room, Diddy and Cassie, and then Cassie was instructed to rub the jizz on Diddy's nipples and torso. It's the most bizarro, specific, it's such a specific thing. He's a real deviant this guy. I mean, reptilian all the way. What is the, and then wasn't there a piss thing?

There's a lot of piss, like I guess people pissing in her mouth and she had to be like, there's one instance where some sex worker was pissing like full throttle in her mouth and she's like, no, no, no, that's not how you do it. You gotta do a slow drip. You can't just go full throttle in her mouth and she's like no no no that's not how you do it you got to Do a slow drip you can't just go full throttle in my mouth This poor girl. I know it's wild. He's he's a true demon. Yeah a true reptilian succubus Evil I know it's crazy

Stop flexing your nipples. Why is he flexing his tits? Nah. because they showing how kinky and nasty and filthy that damn motherfucking industry is. That's all that shit is. Motherfuckers are getting exposed. All them fucking fetishes they got is shit. DLs and downloads. Y'all need to let that man go. Let that man go. Go home to his fucking family. Shit, get back to pocket and do his thing. Nobody give a party like fucking Diddy. Stop playing with me. So the people have spoken. I mean, I hope they play this in court, you know? Well, just, you know, he was drugging people and also taking, the reason he took videos

was to blackmail you into doing these. So he had videos of Cassie doing stuff and he would be like, I'm gonna show your mom these videos unless you do them every week for 10 years. And then he basically was, he'd buy her properties just like minutes away from his house. And then he would just show up randomly at these properties, like just let himself in.

What are you doing, bitch? Like if she was out of his sight for like a few minutes, it would be like, where are you? What are you doing? What did I, like he was very controlling. Yeah, it's very, it's super. I mean, it's like textbook abusive behavior. Well, that's right, you're an expert in this kind of

with all the shows that you watch on this cool stuff. You tell me what's going on. Well, no, I'm just saying, like, you hear these things, this is textbook abusive, I mean, this is control, isolating people, you know, like, when you isolate people, you make them feel more hopeless and helpless, like, it's textbook abuse, it's like, you know, control. It's like total control over somebody.

And he's obviously has like a pretty dark fucking side to him, man. Like this is. Oh my God, and the coolest part, not the cool guy part I mean, is that his children are sitting in the hearing. Oh my God. And they're gonna play the freak off tapes.

And he's like, yeah, I want my kids here to support me. His daughter got up and stormed out, but his sons apparently are sticking around to watch the footage. I'm like, are you out of your mind? T, T, I'm T. P, P Diddy. Yeah.

Well, Rob Eyler calls me T Diddy. That's terrible. Because of the scenes that I put him in. Yeah, of course. He's like, you're T-Diddy. Yeah, I heard Rob Eyler's doing the same cuckoo stuff you have to do. Pooping in a bucket and scooping in a roof.

I still haven't done it. You guys are poop bros. I'm doing anything. I'm avoiding the shit out of it. Why would you want to? It's terrible. I'm not even calling them back. From early morning workouts that need a boost to late night drives that need vibes, a good

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Tanner, I gotta shit into a bucket and then scoop it into vials. I've done it before. You have? Yeah, yeah, my mom made me do it because she thought I was like messed up or something, so yeah. So you had no problem with it?

No problem, I like shit in like one of them like fry baskets you get, and then you get like this cool little spoon and you put in a tube and you shake it up until it turns purple Yeah Yeah, wait. Are you the only volunteer in the room? I think so. Yeah, I'm not scared a little poop Sounds like a tanner job to me. Yeah, yeah, I didn't see your hand shoot up I'm good on that. Okay Josh you're not you're just gonna let him take that job?

Yeah, he wants to do it, why not? Oh, wow. Wow. I've already done it before, I'm used to the game, brother. Alright, we'll talk about it after this. Wait a minute, what about Tony Johns? We didn't do the Tony Johns. Oh, what's the Tony Johns? Oh yeah, we have, well I have an update, a voicemail update. Can I play this? Yeah.

Yeah? Alright, here's the latest Tony John's from the inside everybody Over here in the jailhouse, I just want to say, you know, there's a very very special us We out there out in our Cali her name's Lynn and we've been talking for about six months now and we've we finally made it official in the jailhouse and Just want to let you let all my fans know that I am off the market. And I love you, Lynn. I love you, sweetie. I can't wait to get out to Cali

and show you the good time, baby. Take a nice, clean, hot shower with you, sweetie. I love you, Lynn. I'll call you tonight, baby, at eight o'clock. I love you, sweetie. Wow, that's the update. Is that message for us or for Len? I don't know.

I mean, he's letting this, he said, I wanna let my fans know I'm off the market. Well, this is a huge development. Now, here's what I wanna know as a worker, because sometimes people in that industry still have relationships, like romantic relationships, and they do their work, it's just work. So I wonder if he'll still do his,

you know what I mean, like his adult work, or whether he's saying, this love is now taking me out of that. Oh, his OnlyFans. Well, can we check his OnlyFans? Is he still, I guess he can't produce behind bars. I know. But he said he is still gonna do it. He'll still do the scene with Alexis

and his fiance is giving her full support. Oh, that's beautiful. Thank God. She gets it, it's just a job. It's just a job. There's no feelings behind it. No. Yeah.

No, this is just a stack of checks. Yeah, it's totally fine. I'm a performer, he's a performer. That He's just going, it's performing. This is stacking checks. Yeah, it's totally fine. I'm a performer, he's a performer. That's what I feel, people are like, are you upset when Tom talks about you, or does he scenes? And I'm like, no.

No, shooting scenes. Checks go to the same bank account, babe. Yep, there you go. I imagine she feels the same way. It's very true, very true. So he's in, so is he, how long is he in jail for? Do we know? Hopefully getting out this week.

He just had a hearing, so maybe by Friday he'll be out. But we'll, we'll keep you posted. Tony Johns. This is all we wanted is just to stay out of jail, just so we could get to Alexis. That was it. That's all he had to do. He's delaying his gift to the world.

Like everybody's waiting for this scene because he got locked up. This is such a crazy turn of events. I know. I really want him to get out and I wanna, you know, I'm really, I'm excited to send him the money to see the scene because they're gonna sell the scene. I wanna buy it.

I know. Well, you know what? Maybe this new fiance will keep him on a straight path, straight and narrow. Maybe now that he's a married, honest man. I think a nice woman in his life would really center him. Yeah, for sure. Give him structure, give him purpose,

maybe a family, I don't know. True. Anyway, poor dude. Poor little guy. Poor little guy. Yeah, poor little guy. Poor guy. Zolo. Yeah.

You said that your algorithm is now turning into mine. Yeah. How does that feel? Oh, it feels very cool. Yeah, I mean, completely different stuff. I mean, from this whole new lane with Eni, I'm just getting non-stop gay stuff gay stuff Yeah, every single day just the gayest shit I've ever seen. Where's any? He's working on something else today But and then a lot of death to car accidents

I got one from like a third world country where like a lady was through a windshield like shit I don't even know how is on Instagram Really really cool stuff, man. You're almost there. You're almost, it's almost complete. I can't wait until our algorithms are complete mirrors of each other. It's gotta send you a few other ones

and then it'll be fully, we'll be just in sync completely. Can't wait. I don't know how you do it. Every night it's just different, different murder, horror. I'm not even upset, by the way, that the Bin Laden doc just came out, and it's number one, because that's what I'm

going to be watching tonight. Cannot wait. Bin Laden number one? That's number two. I cannot wait. I am so excited. Yeah. Yeah.

That's great. He was a big goofball. What more do we need to know about bin Laden? It's like the hit now that's gonna be like Hitler. We're every fucking few months. There's a new thing about Hitler Yeah, so what do we need to know about bin Laden? Well, I got a watch and I'll tell you I'll give you a full report Look, man. I mean, how many wives? I'm at home. I'm at home. He was a big porn guy, you know.

Of course, didn't they find that in the compound? Yeah, they rated his, when they went through, they were like, there's just fucking stacks of porn. Everybody's a hypocrite, dude. Everybody. Everybody likes, we're just humans. Of course. Yeah, so he had like so many wives, we know,

circle on the face. There you go. There he is. There he is There's our guy fucking guy. Hey buddy. Guess what? I'm not even mad at you. I'm glad you're number one I can't wait to watch you know what I do remember the day they killed him. That was pretty cool I remember where we were living. We were in Silver Lake. Yeah, we were in Yeah, yep. That was cool. That was a cool documentary how the SEAL team six got him. Yeah, that was cool. That was a cool documentary, how the SEAL Team Six got him. That was fascinating. That was rad.

Yeah, I love this shit. Now I wanna watch it. Why are you getting me interested in it? Of course, it's so fucking awesome, man. I gotta show it tonight. I'm doing mothership, I can't. Will you give me the highlights, though? Yeah, of course.

I'll give you a detailed report. Fuck. All right, let's take a quick break, and we'll be right back. You wanna talk some shit And we are back and joining us today is an all-time favorite comedian of ours who has a new Special that has dropped today on YouTube. It's called popular culture. Give it up for the one and only Brent Weinbach give it up for the one and only Brent Weinbach. Hey!

Okay. Hey, Weezy! Thank you guys, and can I just say off the top? Yeah, off the dome, man. Off top? Mm-hmm. I wanna thank you for being willing to get less views and listens on this episode by having me on.

I'm stupid. And by extension of that, I wanna apologize to your sponsors for not getting the reach that they were expecting with this episode. So big apologies to Fleshlight or whoever is your, I don't know who your, I'm serious. Apologies to the owner of Fleshlight

and if he's sitting in a warehouse on a pile of Fleshlights and they're not able to move enough Fleshlights off of this episode, apologies that he's just sort of stuck there sitting on the floor. That's what I like about you, you're super thoughtful, man. That's a very considerate thing to do. Because the fleshlight guy's super bummed out right now. Yeah, I know.

He's sitting on that pile of, like a mountain. You go in the warehouse, there's a mountain of fleshlights. He's sitting on there with shrugging his shoulders. And I don't know. Where are people gonna come this week? That's what he's saying. He needs to use those, he knows they're gonna go to waste unless he uses them

Yeah, and he tried doing them himself He's I mean at least this is what I'm imagining. Yeah, but I think probably about after the fourth Fleshlight I think he's gonna be out of semen. Yeah, that's true I think that they might need to give the flesh lights to the homeless. Do you ever try one eight them? No, by the way, is that are they as are they a sponsor? No? No, by the way, are they a sponsor? No. No, okay, maybe I'm confusing that with Moon Tower. Didn't they, they fleshed light.

They flesh lighted at one point, right? Maybe, flesh light was really like, they were an early adapter for podcasts. Yeah. Like before anybody was jumping into the ad space. Comedy, they were just, flesh light was trying to get into comedy, you know? Well, they knew too that like comedians would be like,

oh you coming this? Yeah, I'll talk about that. Whereas. I wonder if they did think comedians are on the road, they're kind of on their own a lot of times and oh maybe they could use a companion, a travel buddy. Can I talk to you for a second though? Design flaw, I think it's too big.

Cause then you gotta pack something that's bigger than this. They are really big. And then how you clean it guys don't want to clean stuff. Yeah, so that's an issue They should have made them disposable. That's right, right disposable fleshlights. Oh my god But the cost would be right the thing is you'd be like hey 60 bucks, but you buy condoms Are you it's like oh, oh, it's like the diaper genie, you know what I mean? Like you just they keep filling with Disposable. Yeah, like a sock in there. Yeah, they're rags of sorts. Yeah, catch rags.

But nice rags, I mean, rag is a bad word, I guess. But they're cloths. You realize that right now, just this conversation, the Fleshlight guy's going like this. He's like, fuck man. Right, we're making up for the lack of reach, I guess. Can you look up Fleshlight? I'm curious to see how big it is.

Also, like, how much it's developed in the last, you know? We remember version one. What's going on right now? Oh yeah, I know, what's the AI version or whatever? Oh, it's beautiful, look at that. Oh, they're still kind of classic looking though, I guess, right? You buy it on Amazon even.

Oh, you can get it in the shape of a guy's butthole Oh, oh wow. Yeah, if you look one of them looks like a belly button if you're into that if you're in a belly button Why you thought that guy's butthole? You know what they should do this you make? They should make that that's the image you're supposed to look think about when you're you gotta give one to any and be what if What about what if they did one that was shaped like an ear? You know anything I mean? Sure. Or something like that, something kind of,

or an eye socket or something. Can we go to the website just to see like what's going on in the, you know. Yeah, I'm curious, how much is it weigh? How big is it? Hell yeah. Oh wow. I've always wanted to have sex with Ryan Reed. And now I can get a mold of her butthole or her vag.

Her butthole's no. You know, no butthole looks like that, right? No, I was gonna say mine doesn't. There's supposed to be a, you know, there are lines coming from it. Puckering. Well there's a pucker look. Also, can I tell you something?

There's no pucker. If there's no scent, how do I get hard? They don't work that into this? They should do scratch and sniff. They definitely should. See, it's still pretty big. See the object, the flashlight next to it? Yeah, that's huge.

That's the same size. Yeah, it's so big. By the way, I thought that that was pubic hair, but it's a signature though. I thought there was a little bit of pubic hair coming out, but it turns out it's the name. Oh yeah. Hold on, shop here, click on it.

Let's see what variants we can. Yeah, how many different? And like, how do I clean this? That's 80 bucks, wow. Yeah. Just gonna dump your clip in. Do you like, do you pull up her scenes as you're doing it and you're like, ah, you're just cranking on it

as you're watching her work? I imagine. Oh, so all these people have their own, holy shit. But hold on. Is it really modeled after their vagina? No, it's not. Of course it is. They have a stand in.

The external? The external, absolutely. The lips, oh right, that's a mold. Cause the man would know what that outside looks like. Oh my God, that's the president of YMH Studios. Oh there she is! Holy shit.

So Emma Hicks, she's the actual, she runs this company. Yes. Where you're at right now. She, that's a, that is a mold made from her vag Uh-huh, so you can actually if you're a huge fan, which you should be obviously if you like this show you're you like her You can go on fleshlight and buy This that's a mold of Emma's own vajayjay

Go ahead. What's the spinal column under it? Right, right. What is that? I guess it gives you that torque. I think it's like torque related or something, right? What's that? I know it is weird, right? I don't understand.

Can I, oh, can you hit please reviews? Syrup, bacon? On the right there. I don't get it, guys. Oh, it's the molecular structure. Can't give a review yet, haven't used it yet. Waiting for Christmas to get here. When I have used it, I will post the review. Thank you used it yet, waiting for Christmas to get here.

When I have used it, I will post the review. Thank you. Hey dude, that was a really cool review. Thank you. Wow. Yeah, I came. That's the review. Yeah. I mean. It does feel as though they really are your sponsor right now, by the way. I know. You know what I mean? They're getting a lot of action. They're getting a lot. They're getting a lot of action. By the way, we're happy to promote stuff like this that helps the world. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like when you're doing things for better humanity, you get a free plug.

Yeah, that's true. And they have actually developed since the old days. Unbelievably tight. Fun entrance from front and back positions. Okay. I remember when they used to be, when the 1.0 version was just, it was metal. The whole thing was metal.

And it was a little rough, you know? Yeah. Sandpaper-y. It was just, yeah, they used to do the sandpaper metal combo and- Well there you guys go. Way to go.

Thank you. Now it's softer. Now they're using actual real models. So be wheezy, before we go, oh there's your ear hole. Oh wow, they do have ear, wow, that's crazy. Yeah. Isn't there a Monique joke about, if your man wanna fuck your ear, lend him your ear.

Something like that, isn't that one of those things? If your man wanna fuck your ear, lend him your ear. Yeah, that sounds like something that. I thought that that was something like that. That that camp would say. Yeah, sounds like a Monique. And then I'm just thinking, what if there's an eye socket? You know, I learned, in junior high,

I learned about a wink job. You know about that? No. You don't know what a wink job is? I'm guessing that. Hold on, this is the first thing on YMH we don't know about. What's a wink job?

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? A wink job is if somebody doesn't have an eye, and they just have a socket, Yeah, and you just that's it Yeah, you just the rest is the rest is history plug-and-play. Yeah Yeah, you grew up in the valley too. No, I went to high school in the valley though. Where at Grant? Okay home that who else went there Ricky Rackman from the headbangers ball. Yeah What about Lucy's s grant did he go there? I think he did go there. Yeah, dude. Nice. Remember him? What about you, Lucy's Ask Grant?

Did he go there? I think he did go there, yeah. I think that's where he started the Civil War. Holy shit. Was I think there, I think. At Grant. At Grant, yeah. I think there was a beef between him and Robert E. Lee.

Fuckin' A. They were in the, I think they had chemistry class together and they did not have chemistry. You went to Grant too? I did. Wait, really? Grant High School where? Yeah. In Van Nuys? Yes, sir. No kidding. Yeah, man. And they did not have chemistry you went to grant to I did wait really? Yeah, in the in Van Nuys. Yes, sir. No kidding. Yeah, man. Wow, so, you know the history, right? They got Tom Selleck went there. They got a picture of Tom Selleck in the administrative hall

They had Gilbert Arenas the basketball player went there and also Toto went there Okay, fun fact. I used to the girl whose dad was in Toto. I think he was the drummer I used to give her rides home from school. Oh really his daughter there we go Oh, no connection Toto, and they stayed in the valley I guess the Toto guys the total yeah They but Toto and then and you know anybody else from there well they shot a lot of TV shows there. Yeah married with children Yeah, which one things were always filming there when I was there, like every week. Wait, you'd have part of the school like kind of closed off?

Yeah. That's cool that they sold that. You know, the school has to sell that. Yeah. So that it disrupts your day. Hey guys, stop fucking up the production. It's so LA. Who cares about this education thing?

Right, right, right. But I mean, it is cool though. It is kind of a selling point. They shot that movie Clueless there while I was there. And I saw them shooting and, well, I, right. But I mean, it is cool though. It is kind of a selling point. They shot that movie Clueless there while I was there. And I saw them shooting and well, I saw some interesting things. What'd you see? Well, maybe this is kind of mean or something.

Ah, I won't say actually. Come on! I'll just say this. I saw Wallace Shawn and he smiled at me. That's not mean. That's not mean. Let's hear the good stuff. Well, okay, so I had this free period

and so a couple friends and I were checking out the, we were checking out what was going on and well one of the actresses from the movie, let's just say, I remember she walked out of the classroom, which was actually one of my classrooms where they turned it into the fake classroom and I can't really do, I have to stand up for this, but. Sorry, it's not gonna be. Yeah. But she kinda walked out of the classroom like this. Okay. Okay, like waddling.

Yeah. She had a dookie in her pants. Towards the bathroom. Oh. Oh. And I just thought something happened. She dookied. Something like that happened.

Or period, period or shit. Maybe both, oh wow. So, I don't know, I guess that's sort of my fondest memory of Clueless. That you know that Alicia Silverstone shit her pants. I'm not saying who it was. It was Alicia Silverstone. That's cool though. Could have been Stacey Dash.

Stacey Dash. I'm not saying anything. Did you have a crush on her when you saw her? Could have been Brittany Murphy. Brittany Murphy was in the show. I had a crush on her? Could have been Brittany Murphy. Brittany Murphy was. I had a crush on her because of that moment. Because of that moment. Yeah.

Confirming it was Stacey Dash. Yeah, it just made it feel like she was real. Yeah. She was a real person. You're like hot chicks shit their pants too? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like a down to earth, it just made me feel connected.

I thought, oh yeah, this is a person who. Oh, they film Euphoria there too. Fucking love that show. Euphoria, Freaks and Geeks, a lot of shows. Wow. This is so funny. Damn, so it's like literally like the filming high school. For some reason, I think maybe it just has

a classic look to it. Yeah. You know, they have lockers there and stuff. And wait, so is this section of the school always closed off? It has to. No, no, no, no. Honestly, I almost never saw any productions except for, there was a couple things.

But like, how does the school operate where they have a production going and school going? Like is it a section? They moved us, cause that one classroom that they used for Clueless, they moved, for that class, they moved us to a different classroom for a little bit. Some bungalow or something like that.

That's cool for you. What? So wait, this is, it's a public school? Yeah. So yeah, so the city is? That's cool for you. Yeah, no it wasn't that big of deal. So wait, it's a public school? Yeah. So the city is just like, 4,000 kids. Yeah. Oh, it's a huge high school.

It's a big school. Yeah, it's a public high school. Huge Armenian and Mexican demographic there and a big rumble every year. Maybe you remember that every year? I don't know if they still had it during your time there. 100%. There was a rumble every year.

Mexican Armenian rumble. This is so LA. It was a planned event, by the way. Of course. Where they would all throw down? Yeah, and you can get tickets on Ticketmaster. You know, you call your local Ticketmaster and then I would try to get,

it was a big deal. They started a crackdown on it. They knew that it was gonna happen. So there was police and stuff, you know. What were they doing, the parking lot? It would be, there would be different fights that happened throughout the day in different sections of the school.

Like, hey, dog, we're gonna fight today. Yeah. And then the Armenian would be like, ada, ada, ada. Be like, they would, no, they'd fight in just different sections, the bathrooms or wherever, you know, all the hallways. Today's Rumble Day. Yeah, they'd fight on the set of Clueless, you know.

Wait, let's talk for a second though about the special So please do yeah, actually in fact guys Can you stop stop watching this episode right now and just look up popular culture around winebob before you decide at a certain point Oh, he's boring or whatever go watch the special now Well, let's enjoy and then come back and then couple things first of all for people that don't know just so they know A couple things, first of all. For people that don't know, just so they know the person that's sitting here, you are the mind and the creator

behind the greatest YouTube video of all time. And it's one that's been celebrated on this show many, many times, which is the Gangster Party Line. Thank you. You made this. The master is here. It's a masterful piece. Thank you.

Yeah, I mean, we've played this a million times. What's up, beast. Oh, thank you. Yeah, I mean, we've played this a million times. What's up, nigga? Oh, thank you, yeah. That's a... Uh, it's kinda... It's pretty old at this point. I mean, 2013, this one came out, you know? Call me.

Start some shit. It's so fucking funny. It's so funny. Yeah, thanks. You some fool? You some fool? You gonna talk shit about me, homie? Where you from?

Hundreds of niggas is waiting for your motherfucking call, and they all talking shit about you. Classic. Classic. It became a classic I guess. Don't tell that shit. Call these motherfuckers ASAP. Yeah I said some shit.

What? I mean fuck you and your bone spurs. The hardest niggas is standing by, ready to pick up that phone. Okay so. So. So good. Omar Deckard right there. Okay, so. So. There you go, there you go. Omar Deckard right there. It's so good, I mean, and the concept of like,

you can call, like these lines are always like, call a sexy girl, right? So like that's the idea behind commercials like this. To talk, someone to talk shit to you is so funny. I don't know if you pick up on how often to This will have like it's a resurgence like oh every several years or every five years There's a new cycle of a new generation will discover yeah Yeah, cuz like I'll be on Twitter something and all sudden

I'll see this coming up a lot someone will be like what the fuck is this Yeah, you know I'll see that it's got like 10,000 retweets like it'll just Explode again gets stolen so much. Yeah, it's crazy. They don't know who made it, and they don't know I mean this thing's gotten. It's just crazy how much further beyond me that it went yeah You know that unfortunately that happens with a lot of the the videos yeah that I make that do well is they they don't? I become totally disconnected from them, and they just Yeah, that I make that do well as they they don't I become totally disconnected from them and they just Blow up on other people's channels and stuff the actual phone number you did have a voicemail. It still works Yeah, I answer it sometimes. Yeah, my sister and I take calls on our little live stream show we do on Mondays You know, oh my god, you'll talk shit or no. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, or whatever. We'll talk about whatever

Yeah, you know, sometimes you're like, what's up, bitch? Definitely Yeah, you know I start we start trying about whatever yeah, you know sometimes you're like what's up, bitch definitely Yeah, you know I start we start trying to sell them on fleshlight 2.0. Hell yeah, you know fuck Yeah, we do we do we do whatever you know we just want to provide a reason I bring this up honestly, but not just because I'm a big fan But just to give people frame of reference of like this you are the person that did this, and that you also have a special out now. Yeah, I mean, I would say probably, yeah, definitely there's some of this kind of humor. Yeah, well, it's just that you're the comedic mind

behind both. Oh, sure, yeah. Actually, and to give people even more context, it's kind of, we haven't seen each other in a while, I feel like, it's fitting that we're kind of being reunited here in Austin. Yes, I was gonna say it. Because that's where we met No, that was 18 years ago. By the way. Oh my can you believe it 18 years ago 18 years ago Brent and I I opened for him at cap city the the old cap city here in Austin

And we did the bat tour we had together I came on first one I came with Tom for that weekend. Which we never did, because we were driving a car across the country. I had such a great time with you guys. Me too. That week, it was a whole week. I think this week started on, I think I started on Tuesday, I think that you started on Wednesday or something.

And it was so fun, we went on the Bat Tour, we got peed on by bats, you remember that? So if you do the Bat Tour in Austin, part of the Bat Tour is they will do, what they call it, golden showers apparently. You remember that? So, and I never thought that that would be something I would take part in, but doing golden showers

with you guys was one of the best, most exhilarating experiences I've ever had. It turned into, honestly turned into one of my favorite kinks, like most of the time most exhilarating experiences I've ever had. It turned into, honestly, one of my favorite kinks. Like most of the time, I'm asking you to shower. And put wings on or whatever. And we take tourists, anybody that comes to visit, we're like, you've got to do the bachelor. You've got to do the bachelor. We visited the state capitol.

We went to the capitol. We saw George Bush. Which is crazy. I mean, a painting of him. Yeah. And we asked questions to the tour person and we would go, so does the former governor ever come by?

And they were like, um, what? Like we were just goofing the whole time. Oh, we did a lot of goofs, man. On the Bat Tour? Yeah. You remember the character I did? Yeah, Fugion. Yeah, Fugion.

He was a French guy. What was this, the camera? He's a French guy, I'm just telling these people. Oh, I'll tell you. It was a French guy. What was, is this the camera? He's a French guy, I'm just telling these people. You know, I'll tell you. It was a French guy who, you know, kind of found it relaxing, and this is normal in his culture, to unbutton and unbuckle and unzip his pants and sort of have the flaps of his pants open

and kind of relax. And so we did that, I did that, I mean. And I was somebody's cousin or something like that. Who's your parents? Whose cousin? I think you're my cousin. You're my foreign cousin. And we was somebody's cousin or something like that from the ranch. Yeah. Whose cousin? Thank you, you're my cousin. You're my foreign cousin. And we just act, we played it like it was normal, you know?

It was so fun. And I'm just sort of relaxing on this tour with the pants open. Yeah. And by the way, I don't think Tom and I, since that weekend, ever did anything remotely touristy in any other city. Ever. Like I think it was just the dynamic

of the three of us having fun. Yeah. It's never happened since. Oh yeah? It'll never happen again, because we don't have fun on the tour ever. Oh, that's crazy. We don't like to have fun. Oh, you gotta look for their local bat tour

wherever that is, you know? Every once in a while, I'll feel the desire. Like, you know, I'll do tours of places that like we reach out to, like I'll be like, can I get a tour of the stadium? You know, like visit a team facility or something like that. Oh, you like sports a lot. I like sports. Yeah, I've gone to art museums on the road Particularly good city with that. Sure. I'll go check that out, too. Yeah. Yeah, I try to do all the tour stuff everywhere everywhere

Yeah, I want to see everything Wow. I haven't seen Mount Rushmore yet. Have you guys? It's in South Dakota, I think. Oh yeah. And I have yet to see, that's pretty much the only thing I haven't seen. That's it? Yeah, I've seen everything else. You name it, I've seen it.

Grand Canyon? I saw it. And? What's the review? 10 out of 10? Well, you get there and you think, after five minutes you think, all right, I guess let's go back four hours

to Phoenix or whatever you know I mean you see it. I guess some people camp there and stuff. You know I didn't see any bats there There wasn't any urine on me unfortunately You know reminds me of this Dude that looks like me you know what very much that't want anybody else. Dude, that looks like me. You know what? Very much. That actually kinda works.

Yeah. That actually works, you know? And when she says squirt, are we talking Bat Tour style or are we talking like water guns? I think she's talking Bat Tour. Okay. Yeah, Bat Tour style all the way. Yeah, Bat Tour's gonna be a new kind of kink code word now.

Oh yeah. Or do you do Bat Tours? Do you do Bat Tours? Yeah, if you're ordering,. Or do you do bat tours? Do you bat tours? Yeah, if you're ordering, you know, kind of ordering online, you go, bat tours available, you know, by request. Or like a first date, like what are you into? Yeah, I'm into bat tours, you know.

What else did we do that week? We went out to eat a few times too. Definitely, you know, we tried to see some live music. Yeah, oh my God. Oh, we had dick tips, remember? Dick tips, yeah. Wait, what was that? Barbecue. Barbecue. Oh my God. Oh, we had dick tips, remember? Dick tips, yeah. Wait, what was that? Barbecue.

Barbecue. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Burnt ends, we call them dick tips. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and I bought a belt buckle. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. You got that big. The cowboy store. It had the horns on it? Yeah, oh my God, you remember.

Well, no, I mean, I don't totally, but I just assume if you're buying a belt buckle in Texas, it's gonna have horns. It did, yeah. I think pretty much every belt buckle has horns, right? Not mandatory, but can. Yeah. Oh, you know what we did though? What was it? We dealt with, I don't think you did, I dealt with roaches hardcore that week. You did? In the hotel? Yeah, do you remember I was using, I, you know, I'd use the internet in the lobby. Yes, I remember that. And I was typing away or whatever. I was typing a you remember I was using I you know, I'd use the internet in the the lobby Yes, I remember that and I was typing away or whatever. I was typing a message

I was kind of you know on Craigslist looking for bat tours, you know, and I saw something kind of fly I saw something that felt in the corner of my in the periphery I saw something fly or some black thing or whatever and I thought was that a bird or something? I just flew into the hotel and Then I looked down on the keyboard and there was a big Roach Roach and it had flown and or it come from the ceiling or something and it fell landed there And I thought I guess the Roach wants to use the internet Yeah, and I said maybe they want to look up bat tours also and so I said alright, and I let him have it and

Yeah, I checked out the website he went to and it was pretty hardcore. Yeah. That's fucking, some bats or roaches are wild here. Yeah. They were looking up hotthrobbingcockroaches.com. They went to that. They went to hotthrobbingcockroaches.com.

Hotthrobbing black cockroaches. Oh yeah, they were black ones too. Brown ones too, actually. Brown and black. Unbelievable. They had brown, what was that thing? Brown cloud or whatever, cloudy brown. ones to brown ones to actually brown and black unbelievable. They had brown What was that thing brown cloud or whatever cloudy brown cloudy brown smoky brown? They had this talk about shits a lot that week, too We had a lot of shit definitely definitely why we all got along so death and you know what that was

I think the first time I did your podcast one It's so crazy how you what you've grown this is the Empire that you've grown into But the first time I did your podcast that that was what we talked about, wiping. Remember that? Oh yeah. I think we bonded on wiping techniques and stuff too. That's right. Yeah, didn't you have an odd?

No, no, I'm not. I do regular. What is regular for you? Well, okay, I know. Well, this is what we talked about, but we were talking about front to back or back to front. And I go back to, I say it's a combination of both. You have to do both.

Because, oh, you say it's front to back only. Front to back because I have a vagina. Right, but if you don't, when you go forward, you don't go all the way to the vagina. You have to just, think of it like a carpet or something. When a carpet, if you only do it one way, maybe you don't have bristles, you know? I don't have. But maybe we have bristles.

Oh, I got it, yeah. So when the bristles go one way, you gotta go the other way so that the other side of the bristles get wiped as well. You see what I mean? So you do both, but you don't go all the way so that you're premiums. Do you use a bidet or a waslet?

Never. Why'd you say it like that? Because I don't like that. Why? Because I don't wanna get blasted in such ways. But it cleans you so nicely. It's not homosexual. No, I'm no, if it was, I'd maybe be more into it.

But I don't like that. It just seems messy to me. They seem to get like if you get squirted, right? Yeah. And it's the blast is strong at the ache. OK, so imagine your acorn is sort of crusted with whatever, you know, filth. Yeah. And you get blasted. I'm just afraid that things are going to sort of splatter all over your cheeks. Like radiant. I don't want that.

Why don't you do a soft stream? You can do a soft stream, Clintus. Well, that seems kind of pointless to me in a way. I can't, well then I still. What about wet wipes? Well, I wet the tissue, that's simply what I do. But would you use a wipe? Well, I don't want any kind of detergent in it

because that's gonna be itchy to me eventually or something like that. I wanna just use, I used to use witch hazel, but then that started doing weird things to me In the shower will you just shove a bar in your asshole? Or will you get a rag and like clean your asshole with a rag? I put the the soap in a rag. Yeah, you know tie it up Yeah, and then you know use that to sort of you know clean the hole, titillate and do other things. Because that's kind of classic style. Or sometimes use a pillowcase or something like that.

You know, kind of full metal jacket style. I go full metal jacket on that ass. In close contact with the GIMP, please be very mindful with little pieces of metal that you may have on your gear that could damage the Gimp. Any sharp objects that may cut through the latex are to be absolutely avoided. Storage is super important. Your storage must be dry and clean to keep your Gimp in good conditions. All silicone objects like this one should not be placed in contact with the latex directly.

Avoid to expose your Gimp to too much uvelight as well. Uvelight? You know, okay, this is... Is this... Is that comedic? Is that a joke? Or is this a real guy? I think it's a real guy. Because I really truly believe that right now, gimp are making a comeback. Yeah. Really? Definitely. Okay, so they became kind of mainstream when Pulp Fiction came out, obviously. Everybody was going to gimp, you know know and then they started to go and then it became kind of played out or whatever to do Gimp stuff and then and now I feel like Gimps are making it or at least I don't know what it is but I've been saying Gimp a lot lately and I have a friend who's a Gimp by the way and he's he's pretty he's very cool he's a very cool

guy and if you have any questions about gimptom, he can answer. And I asked him about what, when Pulp Fiction came out, and you know, gimps became popular or whatever, I said, what did you think about that as a gimp? And he said, it was whatever, that was old hat. It was just, I already had been doing gimp stuff. You know? So I think in a way, Pulp Fiction kind of ruined

the Gimp thing for Gimps. Cause they kind of just made it just really mainstream. And now we have enough separation from it. Yeah, now you can kind of get back into it and be cool about it again. You guys gotta check my Gimp out. My friend, he's not my Gimp. I mean, he's my friend, he's my Gimp friend.

Is he somebody's Gimp though? Yeah, I think he is. He's a cool guy, he's a very cool guy. Well, it sounds like it. He's a very cool Gimp. Is he somebody's Gimp though? Yeah, I think he is. Yeah. He's a cool guy. He's a very cool guy. Well, sounds like it. He's a very cool Gimp. Is he a comic? No.

This is his full-time gig? No. He has like a day job, like a desk job, and then at night he does the giving? No, he does sound stuff. Oh, cool. Yeah, he does sound like that. But he is like an owner?

I wouldn't say he, I think he's kind of freelance. I mean, I think he changes I would like to try that does he I would do it's free rent get a lease in a key Do you live with the guy that you're gimping for at the time? I? Think it just depends on your arrangement, you know I mean, I think it depends on what kind of package deal you get on the website or whatever, you know But yeah, this makes me just, this ties into the idea that I think, oh, I guess people are talking about GIMP more now.

I'm saying GIMP. I'm noticing GIMP flavors. Yeah, I'm noticing the flavors and the cultures more in stuff now. Tell me, because we kind of jumped past it, where did you shoot the special? I shot it at the UCB Theater, the Upright Citizens in Los Angeles. Is that on Franklin?

Franklin, yeah. So it was a small intimate space, which ended up being a little bit of an issue kind of, because, and I didn't realize this until afterwards looking at the footage, but it's such a small place. And, you know, I don't know if you're not familiar with the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater. It's been there 20 years, but before that it was the Tamarin Theater. And then before that, it was the Tomcat Theater, where they where they had the all male review, you know. And then before that, it was Lacey's Shabert. Before that, it was Lacey's Shabert. Yeah, not to be confused with the actress Lacey Shabert from party of five

But it was this it was a woman named Lacey and I guess she had something called a Shabert there I don't even know what I don't it's something. I don't know. It's from the 1800s. I don't know Yeah, I think it probably was probably what they used to call ice cream. It must have been an ice cream shop Oh, I think they used to call it Shabert and then that became sherbert somehow and then it became sure bet and then it became sure bet Which is silly. I then it became sherbet. Which is silly. I think sherbert. It sounds like sherbet.

You're like, that's a sherbert. I would go with sherbert. That's what I grew up on. They're both acceptable. Sure. You can do the French pronunciation or the. Sherbert. Sherbert.

You can say sherbert. You can eat the sherbert while you undo your pant. And then you expose your cross region and then you expose your cross region, and then you get the golden shower from the back. And you relax. And it's very relaxed. It's very relaxed. So relaxed.

So relaxed. Yeah. And no, we did, no, it was such a small theater that everything kind of moves. And so when people were clapping and laughing, which they were doing a lot of, it shook, it was shaking the cameras. And so whenever there's a punchline or whatever,

you see it's almost like, it almost looks like, do you remember Comic View, whenever they had certain comics on, where they hit a punchline, they would, in post, they would shake the camera and stuff to make it look more hardcore. It basically looks like that. That's so black to do that. Yeah, and I and to be honest I thought about leaning into the shake and doing the effects to make it look like that

You know so it is like a comic view if you guys like comic view you're gonna like my special Because it's gonna be like shaking and stuff. So maybe coming to the stage. I don't know either one And I was thinking oh I should add lightning effects and stuff or whatever. Oh my god, yeah. Just make it really like play into it. But no, look, it's gonna look, I mean look, the show was so explosive, the laughter was so eruptive.

Yeah. That it shakes. Is this the first, how many have you put out? I don't remember. Number two. This is number two. Number two, Pooh Pooh. Yay! This is so exciting. This is number two. Number two, Poopoo. Yay.

This is so exciting. I was so excited because I remembered that we had open poop talk when we hung out many, many years ago. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And I've been so excited to show you this today. Oh, schnip. I saw you coming in and I was like, oh boy.

A delivery driver is caught on camera Oh my gosh. while leaving herself in front of customers' homes just moments after dropping off their packages. A delivery driver for Amazon can't seem to hold it in. A woman is seen about to leave an Amazon package at this porch off Yano Drive in Woollen Hills around 530 Mother's Day morning.

Mother's Day. But she also leaves a smelly surprise. A smelly surprise. She relieves herself, does number one and number two, before pulling up her shorts and walks away. When I woke up, my husband said he was gonna bring me some coffee and a pastry. He went downstairs and was greeted by a

Only one package, but a second inappropriate disgusting package a history which was essentially like human feces. It's like a coffee flavored urination Tamar badoy and her family could not believe their eyes after watching the footage from their surveillance cameras. She was not done their eyes after watching the footage from their surveillance cameras she was not done no crap the worker is seen urinating on the front property of a different woodland hills home she pulls down her shorts does her business and takes off like nothing ever happened it's unclear why the driver just couldn't wait to find a restroom the incidents happened 20 minutes apart the homes less than one mile from one another Eight one eight in the ladies defense I will say this she still delivered those packages

Well, she delivered many packages. Yeah, and you know what? Okay? There's a couple things going on here one Why did they first of all why did they blur? Her buttocks, but not her face. mean, they kind of wanted to expose her face. That's kind of worse in a way, right? But also, yeah, I want to see the action though. I want to see the shit come out. I know. And I also want to see, well, it's funny

because she said coffee and a pastry and that is kind of what the poo looks like in a way. It's a coffee pastry in a way, right? It's a mix, yeah. Furthermore, this is not related to the poo, but this is just a general thing about Amazon. Don't you think that the Amazon logo looks like a penis? I've always thought that.

What's up with that? Can you pull that up real quick? Why, I think they knew what they were doing, I think. They do. I think it's an inside, it's kind of like, they do. You know, the Little Mermaid cover, you know, where they have the penis inside there.

This is, you know, obviously- That's a penis. It's supposed to be a smile, but that ain't no smile But also it's the same guy who has rockets that go up now to space, but his have deliberate like phallic Symbolism oh yeah his rocket is not what you typically see as a rocket Bezos's rocket Bezos's rocket looks like a Yeah, yeah, that wait. Did you guys make that just now or is that... No. That's the official... That somebody did that because people know. Okay, yeah.

So that... Okay, look at the way that... I mean, that looks like a curved... But look at Bezos' rocket. Yeah, it's meant to look like a... Oh, whoa. Okay, he knows what he's doing. He knows what he's doing. He knows what he's doing. Okay, it's all an inside joke. He's like, I'm down to fuck, man. It's an inside joke. Actually, look at his head too. His head looks like he's doing. He knows what he's doing. Okay. It's all an inside joke He's like I'm down to fuck man. It's an inside joke actually look at his head too His head looks like a look at the way his head is right there. Yeah That oh, he knows what he's doing the way he's had he's holding his hands

I mean look I'm seeing a penis and balls the smirk is I'm gonna show you my dick Yeah, you know or the smirk is I am a dick Yeah, I mean in physically I mean I mean not not I'm not trying to say his personality anything But I mean his but physically, I mean. I mean, I'm not trying to say his personality or anything. But I mean, his. But don't you get it? Everything is dicks, Brent. If you look at buildings, skyscrapers. That's true, these microphones.

Everything is a cock. My new show. Yeah, everything's dicks. Cock thoughts. Hahahaha. Hursuit, pursuit. Yes. You introduced us to that. Well, that's right. That reminds me of something I wanted to ask you about. I want you to think of cock thoughts.

Why is Bear in a Bath Tub not on the internet anymore? Oh, what? I don't know. It's not? OK, so we made a video at one point called Bear in a Bath Tub, which was, for me, partially inspired by Here's to Pursuit, which I kind of accidentally discovered on MySpace. Yeah. But wait, you know, it's not on available.

I did not know that. This is some of our finest work. OK, so if you want to see what really got bad thoughts going, Brent and I, we did Bear in a Bath Hub. You know what I remember? I got to be in it too. Yeah, you're in that too. Yeah, absolutely. But what I would the thing I remember the most of this is that when we made it, I had a professional, a guy who's an actual cinematographer do handheld, obviously nothing was lit professionally.

It was just like, hey man, will you shoot this? You know, like he helped. And when I was, I did the credits. Oh yeah, yeah. I put like director of photography, You know, like he helped. And when I was, I did the credits, you know? Oh yeah, yeah. I put like, the director of photography, like I gave him a real credit.

Oh yeah. And he was like, hey man, could you not do that? No crap. He was like, well, it doesn't look like you go like, oh wow, this is really well shot. So it wasn't because of the content, it was just, he didn't like his work in it. Exactly.

He was just like, oh, if this had been lit a certain way. Well, we shot it in our bathroom in the Rampart division, Tom and I in our first apartment, it was, yeah, horribly lit. Bear in a bathtub. Oh my God, that was so funny. We gotta get that back up. I know, where is it? It was a good sketch.

So basically, the sketch is that, okay, she calls me, and I'm some sort of bear tamer or something like that, or bear expert or something like that, or bear expert, or something like that. Like animal control, right? I put on these fake glasses that I have, I got at a theater shop, and I was trying to kind of look like, I mean it wasn't much of a stretch,

but look like some sort of creep or whatever, right? Some kind of James Spader kind of, not James Spader, but some sort of, I don't know, some kind of just expert, right? Kind of like a Buscemi meets Spader. Because, not James Spader, but some sort of, I don't know, some kind of just expert, right? Kind of like a Buscemi meets Spader. Cause you were like. Oh yeah, I smelled it, I smelled it. So the bear, you know, you call it,

oh, I have a bear in the bathtub. Anyway, it's Tom in the bathtub. And I guess I have to deal with it somehow, I ended up putting different stuff on you, honey and trash. Honey, you put honey in trash? A lot of trash. And he plays in the trash and stuff. And it's pretty cool. And then the music, it was... Wasn't it, good bears get honey? Didn't you say that? Like good bears?

Yeah, good bears. Oh, yeah. That's right. That's right. You guys, okay, you remember pretty well. Yeah. Yeah. Good bears get honey. Good bears get honey. Have you been a good bear? Yeah. Bad bears get the trash. That's right. Something like that. Bad bears get the trash. That's right. Something like that, you know? Bad bears get the trash.

And that's a good video. We gotta get that back up. I kinda started to think to myself, oh maybe they took it down because you have kids now, you don't want them seeing it. No, that never deters us. Or maybe you want your kids saying that, seeing it or whatever.

No, I think they'd be like, why is, what is this? They would not get it at all. But our kids aren't allowed on YouTube anyway. You don't let them listen to cock thoughts by your super suit or whatever. Did we use anything that was like so trademarked me or no, I think it was an original piece of music that was meant to sound like cock thoughts. I don't know where you got that or whatever.

But so cock thoughts, by the way. So somehow. OK, this is what happened. How I discovered your super suit was my cock. My sister had a you know, she does music and she had a my she had a my space page, right? Music. And someone like commented on her thing or something. And we went to check out his thing. And he had that song cock thoughts playing on his myspace page. So we started thinking, what is this Hirsute Pursuit thing or whatever?

I looked it up and the guy had Cock Thoughts, I want you thinking Cock Thoughts. And then there was an, there he is. And then he had- This shit slapped so hard. Yeah, dude. Yeah, go for it. I want you thinking Cock Thoughts.

There it is. It's gay sextronica. Yeah. Okay. It's hardcore gay sextronica. Yeah, okay, but it's it's hardcore gay sex Tronica the Moaning below is so it's so primal. Yeah, so authentic. It's very Get any in here to hear this

This is pretty yeah attaboy. That's another well That was the other one attaboy When I tell you to sit down on it, you are to sit all the way down on it. Now sit, Attaboy. Yeah. I think that's how it goes. Or one of those has some sort of monologue in it where he tells someone to sit down. And by the way, I use that line all the time now. What?

When I tell you to sit down on it, you are to sit all the way down it. In fact, I might be embellishing it a little bit. I don't want you thinking cock thoughts. No, I think that's... Do chicks like this kind of stuff too? I love this. I mean this is... I'll tell you what I like about it. It's so authentic. Well look what he says. The music is real, the sex is real. This is unapologetic, gay music. Yeah, so there you go. That's why it feels real. Not hibernating.

Not hibernating. You know what? I would rather listen to this whole album than most pop music that's being made today. Yeah, I think we did. You know what? Maybe write it is the one where he tells you to sit down on it. Or maybe you are mine. I think it's Attaboy. Well, I know in Attaboy he goes attaboy. You know yes put it in, put my stuff inside your mouth attaboy I think or something like

that. But I remember that the CD had like jizz dried on it like that was part of the art. The logo. It was raised. Oh yeah yeah it felt like I think it maybe might have been I think that was part of their their bio is the sex is real The semen on the CD is real cool Oh you look hungry that sounds sounds like I got a sense with their list to Stefano That's somebody blowing their lips, you know, you know what I mean? They're doing that against somebody's butt cheeks. Snickers bar. Snickers. That'd be funny if Snickers used this.

It's like they'd license this for their commercial. I got something that could... No, but now you're killing me. When I say sit on it, you sit on it. Wait, what about it? Now I gotta find the song, but now you're killing me that when I say sit on it Wait, what about it? I know I gotta find the song I think right here you need I think it could be right it's right right right it When I snap my fingers, I want you to sit down on this big fucking tent pole and I'm going to sit down all the way Yeah, okay. I embellished it a little bit or change it. It's memory, but it's close close

No, hesitation lined up with that butthole and you sit straight down all the way I bellished it a little bit, or changed it. Yeah, it's memory. But it's close. No hesitation. No hesitation. You get that thing lined up with that butthole and you sit straight down all the way. Wow. Yeah, it's close. It's close to what I was, yeah, it's close. I haven't heard write it in years. In fact, I haven't jammed out to this since the 2000s.

Dude, we gotta, let's, hey, can you order some hard copies? Can we find these guys? Do they still exist? Let's reach out. I actually think it's just one guy, I think. Maybe. Oh no. No, I think it's more. I think that could be the same guy. No, but in the description. Oh, oh, we.

I think it's- Okay, maybe it is two guys. Hold on, there's a new CD called Tighten That Muscle. Oh, you're right. It is, it's, it's, what is his name, Harley? Harley Phoenix and Brian... Drill? Doll? Doll? We gotta find these guys. Here, let's get this thing lined up.

Well wait, so do you, you did a thing called Bad Thoughts and that's like Cock Thoughts? Bad Thoughts is my new series that just came out on Netflix. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And when she watched it, she goes, I think you should call this show Cock Thoughts because there's so many dicks in it. And I was like, oh. It's all about dicks.

You said I would, but that name has been taken. It's been taken and I respect Pursuit. Yeah, Pursuit, yeah. Wait, there's a new album you said? So I'm reading it. It says there's a new CD, Tighten That Muscle Ring, features collaborators such as Brian Dull of Three Majesty, Boyd Rice, oh, can't even read.

Oh, okay, so wait a minute. So those are the names of people that are. The music is real, the sex is real. Dull of Three Majesty Boyd Rice, can't even read, Sleazy of Throbbing Gristle. Oh, okay, so wait a minute. So those are the names of people that are... The music is real, the sex is real. Okay. This is gay sex music that offers no apologies. That's why I like it. But the names we credited are not, it's like, it's featuring these guys.

Uh-huh, uh-huh. I think Here's to Pursuit is one guy who got these other guys. Yeah. You know? Well, hit artist profile these other guys. Yeah. You know? Well hit artist profile on the right. Yeah. Let's see if it says anything. No. Oh boy. I wish there were videos. That's a good shot right there. The one on the right. The one with the hand is next to the right. You go to move the hand to the right. Now move the hand to the left. Oh that's the Jizz cover by the way. The guy with the orange shirt. Yeah. Attaboy. Yeah. That's a good shot. But if you go to the one, if you close that and

you go to the left of that one, the Jizz. The HP. That's what the CD cover was like. Incoming. Uh huh. It was a Jizz cover. It's raised. That hole belongs to me. Wait, did you order the CD? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Okay, wow. I didn't know that you did that. We're devoted fans. Wow, that's so crazy. So it started with me telling you about it and then that led to Baron a Bath tub. I think if you go to an old episode of Your Mom's House,

I think we fucking listened to the whole album on it. Oh you did, so this is old hat for you guys. Well, I mean years ago. But you fully kind of really went in on it. We went in on it. Probably deeper than I did. Yes. You know what, they should have done this to the CD? They should have had

The hole in the middle of it. Yeah, kind of you know rectal esque Yeah, you know that would have been kind of neat you know a little bit of bristle to with some bristles definitely It's not a bare CD unless it's got it's not pursuit. It's not her suit unless it's got bristle. That's right. Jeanne, you ready? I'm ready. Oh shit, you ready, Brett? Oh shoot. Now, I don't know if you're on TikTok.

What do you mean by on it? Do you have the app on your phone? Do I sit all the way down on it? Am I all the way down on it? Do you have the app on your phone? Do you have an iPhone? Oh yeah, I do actually. I don't have an iPhone, I have an iPad.

That's what I figured. I leave it at home. I've never had a phone. You know I've never had a phone. I know. I mean, cell phone that is. I figured you still don't have a cell phone. Never had a cell phone.

That's wild. How are people getting a hold of you? They call me on me landline. Me landline? On me lanny. They call me on me lanny. So while you're here though, if somebody in LA wanted to call you.

They can contact me through my Google voice, which I don't have, I need my laptop in front of me, but when I'm in the hotel room, I get on my laptop. This is, you're like a real throwback. I get on my lappy. Hold on, so when you go places and you need directions, do you print them out like on MapQuest before you go places? I don't print them out.

I just write them down sometimes, or I'll memorize it. I'm pretty good at it. Old school. Yeah, I'll memorize it. And if I get lost on the road, I'm not afraid to just roll down my window to somebody and make a connection. Hey, bro Hey, where's the mom's house studio? Hey, can you direct me to the mom's house studio? They say Um, I think it's over near the Montgomery Ward. You got to make a left then turn right on the Foster's Frees and

then I think you got to go past the Arco station and I think you got to go in there and get a 32 ounce or first and ask the guy in there He will know okay. Yeah, you're full analog though. That's what you are. I wouldn't say that exact I wouldn't say that exact. I wouldn't say that but Because um I don't really watch videotapes anymore, but I Feel like the few people that I've met that go because I know a few that have been like hey no smartphone Think of they're happier. I know I hate it I don't like how not present people are when they're on there

You know when they have their phones're on their, you know, when they have their phones all the time. Cause you know, I'm here trying to make connections, you know? Yeah. Yeah. And when I'm at the airport sitting around, I want to talk to you people sometimes. Yeah. You chat people up at the airport? Sometimes I get on my laptop sometimes, to be honest.

I do chat people up in places. So I was at, I was at Supercuts, okay? Hell yeah. And I was waiting for my turn and there was a guy wearing an Olympic shirt. He'd said Olympics on it and I thought, oh, I wonder if that guy's an Olympian, you know? And I wanted to talk to him about it, you know?

And I said, hey, excuse me. And he was on his phone and didn't really notice me or hear me. And then there was this kid who was also waiting and I turned to him and I said, cause he wasn't trying to hear me, right? Yeah. But the kid didn't have a phone, and I said,

hey, do you think that guy's an Olympian? And the kid said, I don't know, I don't know. And he was, I don't know, he was from another country, I think, maybe Russian, I think. And then I said, I don't know, he's got that Olympian shirt, and he's like, yeah, maybe, huh, maybe. And then finally we got the guy's attention, and it turned out he was just a fan of the Olympics

and he wasn't an Olympian. But that could have been, we could have got more into it though. It could have been cool. If he wasn't on his phone, I think. We could have talked about, okay, what Olympians are you into? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What do you, do they have bristles? Are you into bristles? I don't know. It could have gone anywhere. What Olympics have you been to? That could be fun. Can I tell you something? It could've gone anywhere. You know, what Olympics have you been to? That could've been fun. Can I tell you something? I'm fucking over it too.

Like we put a landline in the house just so that on the weekends, I'm not always like, is Tom trying to get a hold of me? Oh, that's good, that's good. So like, if dad calls, that's dad. You know that if that phone rings, it's dad. Oh, cause he's the only one who has the number. Yeah.

Cause you know, I have one. I've always had one. I don't care my fucking phone. I'm sick of looking at it all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's also this kind of radioactive piece of thing that's in your stuff. But the point is, Brent,

I like to highlight the marginalized communities of TikTok. So these aren't the regular fun dance videos everybody's sharing on TikTok. These are the special, the outliers that I'm giving a voice to. And then we just watch them. I have a TikTok account to post stuff of my own, but it doesn't really Occasionally something will do well there

But not it is crazy to me that I tried posting some of my viral videos on there And they they don't they ever get shut down or they they don't do well at all And then these other people on tick-tock get millions of views on doing stupid shit. I know no no no on my videos Good point yeah, that's a good pretty good song actually that's a good point. That's a pretty good song actually. It's a good song And also why are you ladies leading these guys on if you're not interested just fuck he's trying six months I was distracted by the music. I didn't even hear the lyrics. Oh, yeah, can I hear the lyrics more mature? Yeah, sure man Why can't women? Just tell you they're just not into you instead of letting you pursue them for six months

When you could just stop at the beginning I'm not just into you I relate, yeah, men, I mean women are kind of messed up in that sense, you know, that they don't They don't kind of just, they play games, you know, they're always playing games You know, they're always playing games Do you have a boo-boo chicken pop in your life? Did I say, almost say what? Do you have a boo- boo chicken pop in your life? Did I say, almost say what? Do you have a boo boo chicken pop in your life? Yeah, I don't know, I think so.

I don't know what that means, but I think. You have a lady. You mean you play bop it? Yeah, bop it with a lady. A lady friend. We've gotten, I don't have a lady friend. I don't, I got a full monk lifestyle right now. I'm going full monk, I watch USA.

I hang out at the monastery. That's tight. I'm going full monk you know I watch USA. Yeah. You know I hang out at the monastery you know. That's tight. I play round midnight on the. Why do you think ladies fucking. There's a few reasons. Number one somehow is just like the attention and they're desperate for just somebody to show them some attention. Number two a lot of women have a hard time saying no. They don't want to hurt your feelings so they don't rather hurt your feelings long term. Oh sorry sir. Yeah. They don't want to hurt your feelings. So they'd rather hurt your feelings long term. Oh, sorry, sir. They'd rather hurt your feelings in the long run leading you on, leading you on, and then eventually say no. It's just because they don't want to say no and hurt your feelings at the top. Bitches be trifling, dude. It's tough though. You know, I feel this man's pain, you know.

It's hard to find a woman, you know? Of course. It's hard because I don't know about him, but if you're uptight like me, you know, there's certain things, it's hard to find somebody. What are you uptight about? What's the thing, yeah, what's the thing that like, you're like, no. No pets. You know me, I don't like pets.

I remember I went to your house that one time, you guys had dogs, I thought, mm. I ain't staying here. That's not for me. You don't like dogs. What's another one? Look, I like somebody who's germaphobic like me. Yeah.

You know? And if you're germaphobic like me, there's a lot of stuff you don't like, you know? Yeah, yeah. Pets. Yeah. Tattoos. Yep. Tattoos are not really a germ, but it feels like a germ.

You know what I mean? What about this chick? That's my type. That's how you do it I could do this so easily. Yep Okay, this is again gimp culture kind of coming coming back Accompanied it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so do you think that guy he's not wearing anything underneath that you never really know? It's always the discussion. That's what I prefer the ones when they're not wearing pants. Oh, really see that

Yeah, I've seen that full contact Not wearing pants but wearing underwear or just nothing both. I've seen oh you really nothing Yeah, and I've seen the ones where the girl after she kicks she grabs it and she's just like After she kicks, she grabs it and she's just like, oh, like, the guy's like, ehh, and she's like, suffer, I wanna see blood. I wonder if that hurts or not. Yeah, I don't know. I think it obviously feels good to him in some way.

Right. He has gloves on. He likes suffering. Okay, if somebody, okay, if they like that, right? Yeah. Get this. Okay, get this. If he likes that, and he maybe is turned on by it, right? Yeah. Yeah.

That is, gives him protection. If he is getting hard from this, then getting kicked in the penis or whatever, I guess the balls. But maybe the penis curves like the Amazon logo, and it kinda protects the balls, and then he's kind of protected by his own. It's almost like, okay, if this this turns him on it's no big whoop

i don't know though but you are having some form even if you like it of testicular trauma when when even if you're blocking it with a curved i think a shield with a curved shield i mean she's kicking him pretty hard yeah i mean it's you're fucked up yeah do you think she actually does karate i think she's a black belt i think she's a third degree you think she's a black belt. I think she's a third degree black belt. You know I'm a black belt. Fuck yeah. I am a black belt. I remember. Yeah.

I remember. Shoot. There's no joke. And that's not the only thing I'm black. Wow. I don't know whatever that means. I have the, I got, no, I did do get the, I did get the black belt.

I did. In which martial art? Tung Sudo. Tung Sudo. Damn. So how old are you? I'm 18. You're 18?

God damn. I mean, it's just genetics from my dad. What happened? I mean, he's balding all over and it just goes right back. Damn, that's really bad. That's really, really bad. What products do you use? Basic shampoos, edge controllers, Old Spice, you know.

Don't use cheap products. What do you want to do today? I just want my hairline a little hidden. So anything to hide my hairline. Are you ready for this transformation? I just want my hairline a little hidden. So anything to hide my hairline. Are you ready for this transformation? I'm ready. All right, let's go. He's 18, this poor boy.

Wait, hold on a second. I have to- It's a hairdresser who's giving a consult. This is super cuts. Yeah. It feels like it. Yeah. But watch this.

You're going to shit your pants. So much better. So much- now he looks 18. Wait, that guy was 18 before? Yes! Before he was 18. Yeah. You mean he's 18 now?

He's 18 now. He's 18 in this video. That is a better haircut for him. Yeah, he needed to cover that. I like her style too. She's like, god damn, you look like shit, man. Can we just try that one more time? Because I just gotta get a gauge of what was going on when he was older, you know?

Here. okay, so This is his you know like I'm gonna be honest with you. Yeah, I like this look more I of course you would if I had to if I had to pick he looks like a fucking FBI agent from the 50s He looks like he would be a bear trainer and bear in the bathtub Yeah, yeah, and I like that look. He looks like the man. He looks like a FBI guy. It looks like a grown, like this has an adult look to it. I like adults.

And this is a more youthful cut. That is more of like a boy. He's a teen. He's more of a boy there. And you want that man. He went from men's to boys. Yeah. He went from men to boys or something like that, whatever.

Yeah. You like men. You like men. I like the boy. You think if I sat in her chair, she was like, what the fuck, man? You ain't got no hair. I know.

What happened? What happened to you? She's kinda- She's seen something in me that kind of was like, you should be a pup. And it was just, honestly, it was the most amazing thing to know that, to tell my husband,

to be really vulnerable with my husband about something, you know, basically saying, I'm about to show you my search history, which is effectively what I was doing. And he was like, yeah, yeah, no, that tracks. Yeah, go for it. Let's do it. Let's go to the shop and get one, you know?

And he was like, that's amazing. And he very quickly said, I think you should make videos. Cause he said like, you need to see yourself doing this and he made a few videos Of me just kind of in the house to sort of snuffling around like, you know, I was like this just around, you know I was sort of lozening around stuff discovering how And he said like I'm gonna film this I'm gonna make a video yeah Boy attaboy, that's an attaboy right there. That's what you call an attaboy. You see, as somebody who doesn't like pets,

I would maybe be a little more into this. This would be your pet. Well, just because I feel like you can kind of, I feel like this requires less maintenance than a pet. And it's not gonna shed as much. But you still gotta be a good owner. You gotta be a For sure. And it's not gonna shed as much. Yeah. But you still gotta be a good owner. You gotta be a good owner, but it's not gonna shed as much.

You can train two different things. And it shits in the toilet. Yeah, that's better. And then also, its butt is probably wiped and it's not just getting their dirty un-wiped butt on stuff such as furniture and so forth. I know, so gross. And so if a woman kinda knows what's up with that,

that could work. That could work. We have a- Hold on though, not a lot of women are into pup play. I don't think I've seen one woman. You don't think- This has actually been exclusively 100% male. Yeah, this is all men.

No, oh, that's too bad. Especially when they put their tails in. She wouldn't wanna... Now the tail, wouldn't that go inside the butt? Yeah, it does. Oh, it does, it goes inside the butt. Yeah, that's how you get, it's a real big day for the pups. When they get their tails.

When they get their tails? Yeah. Yeah. Any time a puppy barks, a gimp gets his tail. That's right. Something like that. That's the saying, everybody knows. That's the saying, I think.

It's a wonderful gimp. Look like Demi Moore, kind of. Eyes on the road. She's driving fast Oh, was there gonna be an accident happening? I thought there was about to be, no. It kinda looked like Demi Moore a little bit though. No, she's pretty, she's really... You don't think Demi Moore though? I could be her, I don't know.

I think that could be Demi Moore. Could be. Making some cool TikToks. You just reminded me that there could have been an accident, so I got something to show you. Uh oh, poo poo time? No. It's basically horrible or hilarious. Oh really? It could have been an accident, so I got something to show you. Uh oh. Pooh-pooh time? No.

It's basically horrible or hilarious. Oh really? Yeah, you just tell me whether you think it's funny or not. Pooh-pooh time? I thought there was gonna be some... Oh boy. Oh, yeah, yeah, no thanks. I mean, I guess if nobody got hurt.

That guy's definitely hurt. He's real hurt bad. Really? Oh yeah. Maybe if he was not wearing pants, we find hilarious. Yes, that would have been funny. Right now horrible. Pretty horrible.

But if he was wearing, if he was protecting himself, kind of Amazon style, then that's hilarious. He hit the shit out of that guy. That's kind of pretty horrible, I would have to say. I think, what did I say, horrible? You think it was horrible? Horrible. Yeah, horrible. I hate it.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I hate it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh no. Oh no.

Oh no. Okay, if... This is hilarious. Her reaction's hilarious. Well, I hate this it's just okay I get this if it is it's not it is horrible if He did ejaculate when that happened. Yeah, and he was into it then it's then it maybe is hilarious. Yes Yes, he should have had a seatbelt on You know what yeah, it was horrible. That's what the lesson is.

It was horrible. Yeah. Alright, one more. You might like this one, June. I won't. Oh no. Oh no. I don't like it.

Come on, come on, come on. Fuck off. Fuck off! That was the easiest one though, compared to the other ones, right? I mean, that was the easiest, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. I mean, for us, you know? For you, right?

Easiest, right? Hey, I hear you, you, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. I mean, for us, you know, for you, right? Easiest, right? Hey, I hear you, you know, but they used to show this stuff every week on America's Funniest Videos. I know, that's so true. We would always laugh. I'd be like, that guy's got one foot on the gas.

People would love it, right? They loved it. And it was this kind of stuff. It really was. Bob Saget, hey, you know what? Remember America's Funniest People? Funniest People? Yeah, Dave Coulier. Hey, that's right.

You remember that? Yeah, same stupid shit. Well, but it was people though, based. It was less this kind of stuff, and it was more people based. I like this stuff. I don't like this. You like it?

Yeah. Oh, I had the America's Funniest Home Video game, home game. The home game? Yeah, I got it for Christmas's Funniest Home Video game home game the home game. Yeah, I got it for Christmas. What's the game? You watch a videotape with the clips and then you have to answer questions about the clips, you know, so You know, they'll ask you questions such as okay when the guy got hit in the balls. Was it his left ball? Something like that. Something like that. But like that. Something like that.

Drinking your own period blood now. I am drinking my own mood blood. It's rich in stem cells, iron, nutrients. Oh, she calls it mood blood. It's something that I started back when I was training tantra in Thailand. And as a ritual we do, we believe there's power in it. There's stem cells in it, there's iron, there's vitality.

And so we don't want to lose that. So for the average person, I'd probably say don't do it. Because people are going to say, that's waste. But no, blood is life right? And Dr. Group 9 had these conversations. It's good that I took a little pause He actually said during my giving birth and breastfeeding it's good, but now I'm back on it Wow, I felt great and the mood blood actually tastes kind of sweet. You just drink it straight up. I just I have my moon cup I just She can get put, she puts salt on it, you know, salt in it.

I guess it's salty already. No, she said it's sweet. Oh, it is sweet. So you want to put salt to counteract. Mayonna, are you going to drink your moon blood? No, thank you. No, thank you. You just have your moon cup in and then you pulled a cup out and just.

Besides being a moon drinker or whatever, did she do other stuff in her life? No. This is the big highlight of her life. How about you, are you a moon guy? You mean drink blood? Yeah. Well, I am a creature of the night. Well, I mean, like if a lady's on her, you know,

will you go down there and laugh it up? I mean, I couldn't imagine I would ever. You're a germaphobe. If I ever was engaged, no, I probably wouldn't wanna drink any blood. I am up late though, I've been to Romania. I've been to Transylvania. You have?

I did, I went to Dracula's Castle. Oh, cool, and? Mm-hmm, there was a bat tour there and I was really into it. Could you feel the energy? Actually, Dracula's Castle, it's not like a haunted castle or anything. It looks like a via.

It looks like a via. It's in Bran. If you wanna look it up, it's in Bran. Branson, Missouri? Yeah, Branson, Missouri. You've been to Branson, Missouri? Yeah, yeah, beautiful. That's where the Dracula's Castle is.

It looks like just a via or something. It looks not it doesn't look like brand castle Well that these pictures make it look a little more You know kind of Dracula esque, but it's not it wasn't really when I went there at least who knows Maybe they did it up. I went there a long time ago. I went there, you know You know what it's on my list that should be a place that I want to do Yeah, that should be where you it's in Little Mania. Yeah, it's in It's in Bragg off or near Bragg off, which is that that's kind of like the provincial capital It's like the Transylvanian kind of it's got to be a huge tourist. You've heard of Brazzers, right?

Yeah, that's where they're bit. That's their headquarter the headquarters They know it's I went there a long time ago, and yeah, I went to Bran, and I also went to Rajnov, which is near there as well. But, you know, I was just trying to get back to my roots, you know? Hell yeah. Cause, you know, my dad is Romanian. I mean, not from Romania, but it's funny you say Missouri,

because he's actually from Missouri. Ivan the Terrible? Isn't that where you're from? Ivan, Vlad the Impaler. Vlad the Impaler. Vlad the Impaler. I'm thinking of the guy from Ghostbusters. That's Vigo. Oh, Vigo.

That's Vigo. There he is. Yeah, that's Vlad. That's the original Dracula right there. Yeah, Vlad the Impaler. You know, he had that mustache and everything. He was a big goofball. He's a Turk, right?

Yeah, he does look kind of goofy. Wait, where's Vlad from? He's not Russian. No, Vlad's... He's look kind of goofy. Where's Vlad from? He's not Turk isn't he Romania. He must have been Romanian. I would think Romania, yeah, um, I gotta get back on a better schedule though, because I'm too I stay up too long How late do you stay up sometimes six? Oh Or sometimes nine. What are you doing regularly? Sometimes but I want ideally I'd go to bed at two or three.

God damn, what time do you get up usually? Ideally I would get up at 10 or 11, you know? Ideally, why, do you guys get up early in the morning? We have kids. Yeah, we can't go to bed at fucking. I guess you have kids, but I mean come on, as ex-Goth, you ought to be waking up late. I would be nocturnal if I could.

I fucking, it's just the kids wake you up, man. Crack of dawn. I hate it That's the worst part of being a parent is waking up. You can't be goth anymore. You can't be goth. That's the only problem Yeah, there you go. All right one more one more. Let's wrap it up. Yeah The moment you all been waiting for it's the hotel room tour So this is one of my favorite hotels in Rasson Actually, it's the best hotel in North Korea and one is in North Korea. And one of the things that makes it super fun and super cool is how retro it is.

Retro. Okay, I remember the first time I came to Rason, I stayed in this place. You can see here, this lamp has got to be the best feature. Look at the colors, excellent. And you can hear it tick, tick, ticking away. A lamp, a clock, all in one. Let's not make it fall over.

So we have some beds which are rock hard. I don't know if you heard me sit down on that, but it's very hard. Did she say rock hard? Or you said that. In China and in Korea. My second favorite thing in here has got to be this chair, okay? Oh, it's a lot comfier than the bed I have to say and has excellent decoration.

But this in front of me, this I promise you, this is quite cool. So we have a nice window that you can open all the way out. It leads right out to Rason City. The empty city of North Korea.

That reminds me of some sterile kind of environments that I've been to. That you probably would like. In some ways, yes. That is a TV. Plays things at night. So, that's the hotel. It's beautiful. Oh, you can see the reflection of the bathroom. Close that window because it is freezing cold. Luckily the heating in here is really good. No, it's not. Let's have a look at

the bathroom. Very simple. We've got a shower here with running water, running hot water I should say. She just taught me that I have to press this green button. This reminds me of somewhere I went to. And it's just like a walk-in shower. Yeah. Some normal amenities. This is like communist Hungary. Yeah I've been to these communist places. You have? Yeah.

Dishner. I went to Russia and I went to China. And something from the Pyongyang dental hygiene supply. I went to Russia and I went to China and Ukraine. Which felt like the most otherworldly to you. Maybe some of these kinds of things. Oh and a hairdryer. I mean what do you mean by that? You know like the most like this is an antiquated kind of dystopian place.

It's North Korea. The most sterile looking kind of, well, actually Romania had a very, it was just building after building, the same building. You know? That's the communist style. Yeah, that's communist style. There was this, the square in Ukraine was, in Kiev was very, it would look like,

it reminded me of that. Actually China though, Beijing was kind of reminded me of that. Beijing did? Yes. Really? Yeah, kind of near, yeah, Tenement Square. Yeah. It kind of looked like that, you know?

And in fact, I would say when I went to Russia, that felt less like, although the bathrooms reminded me of Russia a little bit, you know? But yeah, I kind of went to all those places, you know? And I kind of really lived it up. I bet you did. Oh yeah. I lived it up because things were kind of cheap, actually.

Sure, of course. When I was there, at least. I started the whole conflict there, you know, between Ukraine and Russia. Yeah bet you did. Oh yeah. I lived it up because things were kind of cheap actually. Oh yeah, of course. When I was there at least. I started the whole conflict there, you know, between Ukraine and Russia. Yeah man, you always. And it's still going, you know. Mr. Pants was just here. Mr. Pants.

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