Your Stupid Opinions - Ancient Is Too Old, Risky Fish Business, Garbage Service

Episode Date: September 21, 2026

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a museum that houses ancient artifacts that were once covered in lava, leading to complaints of items not being in perfect condition, and a strange picture taking policy. Az fish market, where people claim to get the old "fish switch" pulled on them, plus crab legs that would drive a pack of stray cats away. A garbage company that seems to forget one thing; to actually pick up the garbage & much more!!   Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!!   Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

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Oh, my goodness. So definitely get in there and do that. And take your ass back to the smoothie king. Oh, boy. Where was this, Columbus, I believe? Yeah, smoothie King Columbus. Okay. After small town murder now.

Smoothie King, yeah, we did a smoothie. We did it. Well, we can't. That won't come out until after your stupid opinion, so we can't spoil it. But if you listen to Small Town Murder and this show, keep smoothies and milkshakes in mind when you listen to that show and get ready to gag because it is nasty shit. So here we go. Let's jump into this. There's only a few more for the smoothie king left. But there was a couple that are pretty good and worth hitting. So we'll start there. It'll only take a few minutes and then we'll move on to someplace new. Let's start out with Caitlin with one star. And smoothie king last time, if you didn't hear last week, there was incidents of people walking in, them loading everything into the blender and then just taking the blender in the back for four or five minutes and then coming back with a smirk on their face and like, here you go, don't drink that. Like they clearly are beating off in your smoothie. And then putting it on the machine to blend it.

Yeah. What'd you do back there? People were literally like, that's okay. Once they made the smoothie, they're like, well, I'm good. So this was a weird smoothie king. And also, if you came in any time within two hours of closing, they'd say, we're cleaning up and they'd give you a huge attitude. So one star, when the last in the man, when last in the man before me, I don't know what that means. When last in the man before me in line got a smoothie that wasn't fully filled, the worker who made the smoothie had left over, so he drank straight from the blender.

From the blender! That's a new one. Oh, shit. I've seen them at... Wow. Jamba juice, tap the remainder into a small cup and then give you the small cup, too. Give you the small cup. Every diner you go to, you get a milkshake.

You get a milkshake, and then that metal cup that they mix it with is a third full, too, and they give you that. extra milkshake. This guy was like sweet, freebie for me. We had the bowling alley guy last week who, when the drink was too high, he took a sip off at himself and gave it to the customers. Sucked the phone. This motherfucker, though, went right to the blender. This is the blender that they're going to use for everybody's drinks. This is wild.

He just poured it right in his face. Wow. This is a clear health code violation. Well, no shit, I would say. I tried contacting both Smoothie King corporate and the owner himself since he has his phone number published, neither reached out. It's a shame that any employee would do this, but even more so that management and corporate aren't properly addressing the issue. If I did that when I was 16, I would have 100% got fired. How the fuck?

These people just get away with it. Just, no one returned a call. No one cares. Don't worry about it. If we ignore it long enough, it goes away. Yeah, it'll just stop. Dasha one star had a long piece of hair in my smoothie. Ugh.

How do you do that? So disgusting. People who deal with food slash drinks need to wear hair nets. Okay. Be careful is what they need to do here. Or just tie it up in a pony. If you've got that long a hair, regardless of, that's pony. Don't have it dangling in your face or anything.

Yeah, you don't like fucking, you don't want to walk around looking like, you know, Tommy. Wesoe or some shit. You got... Yeah. So, Kristen, finally, one star, had to have this one in here. Reeks of marijuana. Okay.

Where's that again? Columbus, Ohio. I'd be like smoothies and weed? This is great. The girl came out of the bathroom and blowing smoke. With a cloud behind her. Employees vaping behind the counter. Okay, they've given up completely.

They're just talking to you vaping, hitting off the blender. They don't give a fuck anymore. This place has fallen apart. Telling you we're cleaning two hours before clothes. Yeah. They don't care at all. Loud and inconsiderate. Please don't give this place your money.

Man, if I was 16, I would love to work at that smoothie king. It sounds like it's very worker-friendly. Yeah, it sounds like every gas station my friends worked at where we'd all like, you know, smoke weed, the bathrooms and shit. Do whatever you want. Yeah, steal everything. Rob the place blind. I had guys Did they rob the place blind?

Guys I know would have stolen credit cards and they'd have 20 cars lined up outside that they were fucking, you know, I'll give you 30 bucks worth of gas for 20 bucks and shit like that. And there was so many scams. So they're running the same smoothie scams. Here we go. Let's get out of there. Let's see some history.

Let's get out of Ohio and smoothies and all this new shit and get into some old shit. The Museum of Prehistory. historic Thera, I guess, T-H-E-R-A, Thera. Yeah, like flu? I guess. We're going to get into this. It's an archaeological museum.

It's in Greece. Oh, it doesn't say where. There, right? Maybe Tara, yeah. It says it's Fira 847-00 Greece. That's a hell of an address. It's a wild address. Just the whole country of Greece and a couple of numbers.

It says small archaeology museum featuring ancient art of artifacts from excavations on Santorini. Okay. That's, it's very specific. Okay. Just from Santorini. Just from Santorini, I suppose, is what it looks like. Looks like the official site says it's $11.43 to get in, the U.S. dollars.

That's a pretty good deal. That's not bad at all to go to any kind of museum or see anything, really. It has 4.5 stars out of 3,000 reviews. That's amazing. Pretty nice. And they're showing, like, the picture of, on like, the Google main thing is like, these obviously very old vases and like bowls that are very intricately decorated by a prehistoric, whatever the fuck, you know, people are from back then. Okay, so it's not dinosaurs.

It's ancient civilization relics. Exactly. Yeah, they found relics of an ancient civilization. That's a good way to put it. Perfect. So Mark five stars. Got here before or after Akrotiri. Ideally both or go here before or after that.

Ideally both. So go there before, then go there after. Yeah. To figure, okay. The famous frescoes and the archaeological finds from the Bronze Age settlement are housed here. And seeing objects that are 3,500 years old in such remarkable condition is genuinely hard to process. Yeah, that's amazing. Anything that's 20 years old in your house looks like shit now.

They don't make it like this. They had a serving bowl from fucking literally 25, 1500 years BC, for Christ's sake. That's crazy. There are excavation sites in Arizona when they, like, build things. Yeah. And they'll happen upon an ancient Indian village. And seeing that pottery is mind-blowing. It's wild.

How they could do that shit back then. It's incredible. How intricate it is, but also how it staves off erosion, miraculously. Yeah, and that's, I mean, we've talked about before, the pyramids, obviously, of, you know, how the fuck do they do that? How do they do this? That's to other things. But they discovered gold and knew that it was worth something and did smelting and metal work with it, that it was so impressive. They decided it was worth something. That's what they said. They decided it was worth something. Because it was shiny as fuck. And it's rare, more rare than other things. So then now, then it was. Yeah. So they said that something so fragile, survive so long and looks the way it does is the real experience. Tickets are affordable and the

museum is small enough to do without exhausting yourself. A quiet but worthwhile cultural stop on an island that doesn't always slow down long enough for it. So this sounds like a nice place to go for $11 and see some super old shit. Yeah. 11 bucks, a nice little stroll and see some history. What is there to bitch about here? It'd be hard. I'm seeing like close-ups of some stuff and like the drawings on the side are so detailed, like the people's faces and the way their clothes or you can see exactly what they're wearing and how they're doing it, some of the drawings on there. It's really cool on their pottery there. Here's Sheila, four stars.

Really interesting exhibits and worth of visit, especially after going to see the excavation at Akriti. It's incredible how the frescoes and the items from houses buried under tons of volcanic ash have survived nearly 3,000 years. Yeah. Luckily, they found out it's volcanic shit as a preserver. Preservative, yeah. Preserves everything.

A couple of the staff there were really uninterested and couldn't even be bothered to come off their mobile to answer a question I had. In Europe, they call cell phones mobiles, all of them. Hence, the removal of a star as it was rude and unhelpful. Okay. Wow. However, it is really an interesting place to visit and would recommend it if you're in Fira.

So, okay, just uninterested staff. Who knows? They've seen this shit a million times. What do they get? The luster wears off. Yeah, there's a picture of like a drawing of a nude guy, like a tapestry of a nude guy holding up two bundles of fish, like strings with a bunch of fish, like a bunch of fish. Like strings with a bunch of fish hanging down, like a big guy. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. What do they was called? Like a stringer? Big stringer of fish. And then there's a picture of what looks like a bronze goat. Oh. Like they make because it's the bronze age. so the American bronze shit.

It looks like a goat made out of bronze, like a decorative thing here. Here's Marie, two stars. Uh-oh. It's getting worse. It's going to be pissed. A place to see, but rather disappointing, considering the absence of air conditioning,

wonder where you're from. Hello, American. Yeah. And the few pieces to see. It is, however, very moving to see with our own eyes such old traces of human presence in this beautiful place on Earth. The volcano's less popular spelling of eruption, I-R-R-I-R-R, eruption, like irrigation.

Like irrigation. I irrigated with lava instead. I-R-R-Option. Yeah. Wow. Oh, boy. Eruption movie in the basement is very interesting, is a very interesting moment to realize even more the power of nature. You will also see the famous painting used on every Santorini's shopping bag.

Okay. So there you go. There's a picture of the movie thing and it's showing like this lava and like, you know, recreation and computer recreation. It's fucking wild. There's a lot of lava. I can't imagine. Eruptions are really, really violent. Everyone has a picture of naked fish guy.

Everybody. He's the showpiece, huh? Dude, where's that guy with the fish and his dick? That's who I want to see. You can't see his dick. He's like sideways and has his dick tucked or something. He's pulling a fucking Buffalo Bill over here or some shit. I don't know what's he doing.

Yeah, what's the lure he's working with? Show us. Yeah, maybe that's the brets or his dick went. He's got a lot of fish, though, so it's working. But yeah, they're all, they all take pictures of him. Lee, two stars. Toilets are out of order. Yep.

Yeah. No, no air conditioning. Okay, getting worse. Little of interest for six euro. What can you get for six euro anymore? Anything. Can you get anything? You probably can't get a happy meal for six euro.

So what do you care? Probably not, no. Just walk around. Rude staff member who aggressively said can take photos, but no poses. You could take pictures of stuff, but you can't pose in front of them. Sorry. That will not allow. It's got to be real casual, like a hidden camera.

That's it. You stand next to it? You're going to go around telling people it's yours. And then what? People are going to think you're the artist? I don't think so. You draw dickless fishmen? No, absolutely not.

Rood staff member who said that that's three exclamation points, by the way, for no poses. And they really mean it. Yep. Not surprisingly, it was virtually empty. Better off reading Wikipedia. you. No, you're not. No, you're not. Again, Dickless Fish Guy and

Bronze Goat, again. More pictures. They love that shit. Juan Yang gives one star. Great exhibition with fun artifacts, but the staff were really weird. I'm intrigued. I don't know.

I don't know, weird. They stop there? Oh, no, there's more. Oh, great. Weird makes me go, ooh, tell me more. A security guard followed us around when we went in the museum and stared at us and demanded me to show my passport multiple times, assuming he didn't believe I was a European citizen because of my

skin color, which is very, which is white because your name is Wang Yang Wang or Wong. So you're Asian. More like your eye shape is more probably what he was going on than your skin color, probably, I would imagine. But either way, not good is what I'm saying. I'm not defending the practice. I'm just saying, I don't know if color was the factor as much as it was that you probably, I can see your picture, you clearly look very Asian.

I think that's probably either way, though, leave him alone. And here's another picture that this guy posted. I don't know if this is a security guard. It has to be. It's a picture of the bronze goat, of course. Yeah. And then behind the bronze goat leaning, there's just some dude leaning. There's just some dude leaning against the wall.

I don't know if he's staring at them, look at artifacts or what here, but it's weird. Is he relaxing and eyes closed or is he just? He looks chilled. Okay. He's leaned back against the wall, hands in pockets, one foot crossed over the other. I mean, like you're trying to look cool standing up next to the school in 11th grade while a chick walks by. Like, that's really like the cigarette bulge in your pocket. Yeah, he just needs a cowboy hat tilted downward slightly and a straw coming out of his mouth.

He's a silhouette. Yeah. That everybody has in their front yard in Arizona. Yep. That's, God, damn it, that's the worst. That's exactly, God, it's a terrible silhouette that everyone has. Hacky, dumb bullshit. It's so bad.

As soon as somebody saw it and said, oh, that's cool. Oh, that's in your yard. I can't have that obvious. No, well, it's already in one house in the neighborhood. It's ruined. It's like the Texas star that people put on the house out there. My mother first moved to Arizona. Everybody was going with the giant house.

cow skull thing. That was the Oh yeah. They had a big one. They had a mirror with like one like frosted into it like a cow skull thing

that they bought as a big mirror with like a frosted cow skull I was like why do we have this? What is happening right now? Who are we anymore? What's going on? I didn't understand that as a child.

I've got bullhorns James on a wall in my house and then I've got a cow skull above my bed. But they move from New York and the The first thing they were, they did was like, we have to get 12 items with a cow skull on it and couches that are made of, that are fucking teal for some reason. We need all of that.

I need Southwestie. I need turquoise couches. Turquoise couches. That's what they immediately got. We were there like three months and they were, what are we people doing? It's happening right now. So weird. So, next up, L one star.

Waste of time. Oh. I hate artifacts. Quote, staff just sits on chairs and talk loudly on the phone, which is a huge distraction when you're trying to read what little is in there. Oh. Why are they on the phone? Are they on the phone to customers? Like, yeah, we're open until four.

Is that what they're on the phone? Or are they like, she said what? Nah, fuck that bitch. There's different phone calls. Yeah. And I said, not in my house. I said, hell no, motherfucker. In Greece.

In Greece. Obviously, that's who's working there in Greece. The same people from the smoothie king are working at the museum in Greece. So one guy, take the bronze goat and scratch his ass with it with one of the horns. It was wild. Another guy took the fish dick guy and went around the corner. He went around the corner. Fish dick guy came back with some weird stains on him.

I don't get it. Okay. They also follow you around like you're a criminal. Okay. this seems to be a common thing. Yeah. Don't waste your money or time on this, quote, museum.

If that's what they're calling it. If that's what it is. Wow. Is there a building full of old shit? Guess what that is? That sounds like a museum. Sounds like a fucking museum to me. Or a storage unit, one of the two.

So go no guide, one star. The worst visiting. Oh, the worst visiting. This is what I wanted. Spurious English. now we're talking. This is where it gets fun. The worst visiting. We visited the museum in winter.

No guests there. And the staff follow us very close. Every meters we walk. We felt uncomfortable. Every meters we walked. So they went when no one else was there in the winters. They were like all alone and the staff was on top of them. She told that there is only one floor to visit.

We spent just 10 men there in a small room for three. euro, that not reasonable price. No, it's not. I feel like three anything is really a reasonable price for just about anything nowadays. Nothing is worth $3.3. Just about anything is worth $3. If I waste $3, I'm not mad about it. I'm not furious.

I'm not furious. I'm like, oh, that's annoying. But $3 is not going to break 99% of the population, $3. Unless you're paying $3 for 1,000 people. That is then $3,000. Yeah, I'd be upset at that. So, yeah, and he has, this person has pictures of. Guess what?

The bronze goat. Yeah. Which seems to be the star of the show here. That's the winner. Oh, there's fish dick guy in the background there, too. Is he there? Kimba one star. It's 2024 and this museum is not handicap accessible.

Why? Well, because the ADA, the first A is American. Yes. I mean, I think the Europeans have something like that, but it's probably some loopholes if you're like on an island somewhere that's hilly and it's an old museum and who knows. Or if it's a place that was built and established long before the law and it's impossible to retrofit it. There are different things. Yeah. Well, this one says there's a flight of stairs that you have to climb just to buy tickets and enter the museum.

Well, then you shouldn't have gotten in there in the first place. So I don't want to hear your review of anything since you didn't get in there. Or if you did get in there, quit your bitch in there, roly-poly. Let's go. If you made it up the stairs, congratulations. You've done it. Good shit. And if you manage to get up those stairs, you'll have to climb down 22 more stairs to view the half of the museum that's on the lower level.

Well, I mean, that's down. So gravity will take its course there. You'll be fine. I mean, just take off the brakes. Yeah, just balance a little bit. You'll be all right. Sounds like you're not very handicapped. Yeah, you're getting around pretty damn good here.

Regardless of how much you actually access, you'll be paying full price. It's not a pro-rated thing. I looked at four exhibits, so they're going to charge you for that. If you have already visited the National Archaeological Museum in Athens or the smaller but incredible nonetheless one in Herakleon, Herakleon, you will miss absolutely nothing by skipping this. one. The other two are wheelchair accessible, by the way. Gotcha there. The information text. Yeah. The information is in a deep, informational text is in a deep brown on terracotta colored walls.

If you have visual difficulties, it's likely you'll have problems with the font size and color contract. That sounds like a headache all day. Yeah, it sounds like it would do that thing where it looks like it's pulsating. Brown on brown? Fuck. Like somebody's bad shirt. That would be like hurt your eyes back in the fucking 90s. Wow. Christine, one star. An example of pure human stupidity, exclamation point. How so?

I don't know if the people, the museum, I think hopefully they'll tell us. We bought a combined ticket due to the three sites, Thera, ancient city, Akrateri, and this museum. This museum was the last one. We didn't realize that Akritiri employee, that the Akritory employee took the museum ticket by mistake, leaving the other one. The museum employee refused to let us in and asked us to buy another ticket. Well, yeah, because they have no way of knowing that you bought that ticket. That's the problem. You showed up. Go back. Yeah, you showed up with a ticket to another museum and was like, well, they took our other one, so just let us in. That's not how that works.

How you hand them your ticket? Yeah. Well, it surely was his colleague's mistake. We just didn't go. Thank you so much for your intelligence and kindness. So this is a one-star review for a place they never went because another place took the ticket by mistake. So this place gets one star. And if you're still holding the ticket for the other place, I would go back to that guy and say, look, I still have the tickets. So you took my other one. So I'm going to need that back.

Remember us? We came in. I still have the tickets, though. Think about how that went. You supposedly took. You should probably look in your little bucket there and grab mine. I'll bet you have my other one. I bet you do.

Billy one star. Extremely rude staff. We were met with shouting and aggression for calmly asking if we could be refunded for being overcharged. Well, you're in Greece. Everything is Greece, Italy, Albania, that whole kind of area, the whole Mediterranean there is really the Adriatic there. You're going to end up with whatever you say pretty much will be met with shouting in some

form of aggression. It's just the way it is. That might be a positive, too. They might be aggressively happy. with you. Yeah. That's just what you're going to get. We were not refunded and left feeling completely disrespected.

The muse, this is an American person. Yeah. Plus, it's B-I-L-L-I-E. That's not a lot of Europeans. Very well. Not a lot of Europeans named Billy like that. The museum was okay, but really small and limited and not worth dealing with the horrific conduct of the staff member. Yeah.

Yeah, this is overly offended, disrespected, all that shit. That's American entitlement. if I've ever heard it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. Nobody can, you can say anything you want about this country. Other countries have this and other countries have that. Yeah, sure.

China has trains that go 600 miles an hour that gets you across the country in two seconds. That's fine, but nobody. Nobody. Arrogance, like honest. Nobody has the entitlement and the arrogance of an American. Nobody anywhere on Earth. Step up your arrogance game. Yeah, let's go, France.

I thought you guys were supposed to be pricks. Bring it on, fuckers. If we could, if we could fuel these diesel trucks with the arrogance, diesel would be 30 cents. We could ring it out of a truck driver. That's how scary it is. They'd have ringable arrogance even. It would be pouring out of my exhaust as unburned fuel. Dumped all over the place.

What you doing? Big cloud behind you. What you doing? burning arrogance? Just a big. It's arrogance back there, baby. That's arrogance, baby. Holy shit.

Georgia, Georgia with an eye. One star. The artifacts are the only nice thing of the museum. Oh. Well, that's like going to a restaurant going. The food's the only good thing in this restaurant.

Yeah, what I came for? The centerpiece of this motherfucker. I hated the napkin holder. Like, who cares? Was the food good? How was the steak, Daddy? Oh. Fuck, man.

The woman selling the tickets was incredibly disrespectful and rude. She knows that if you're under 25, you pay half price, and if you're European, you don't pay. I gave, yeah, it's free for people in the European Union. Yeah. I gave her, it's like getting the Disneyland discount if you live in California, that sort of shit. I gave her my ID so that she could see my age because that's what she asked, that's what she asked. that's what she asked the next minute she aggressively demands my passport. People like this ruin you overall experience and don't want to make you come back.

Don't want to make you not want to come back. Okay, yeah. As far as that's, I had to translate that in my brain. As far as I know, being kind and polite doesn't take much. No. Takes more muscles to frown than smile there. That's what that person just said. It costs you nothing to be kind.

Yeah. Ned, here we go. Ten euro entry for the most boring and tiny museum one could imagine. It's literally just half-broken ceramics. Oh, my God. Broken because they're thousands of years old and were buried under fucking lava ash. That's why they're broken, probably. People probably kicked them over while running from lava. My mom inherited a bunch of crystal from her grandparents.

My great-grandmother. Yeah. And it's fucking smashed because I was an eight-year-old in the house. This happens. It's my mom has it still because it was hers. Yeah. But it was hit with a Nerf ball in 1989. And it's all broken, period.

That's what happens, man. That's life. That's life. Wow. Don't waste your time and money here. Half-ro-there are things that they pulled from the earth that were 35-100 years. It's unbelievable. that it's sustained life for a village, you fucking asshole.

That's amazing. Peter, one star. Whilst the museum is beautiful, this is not an American, whilst the museum is beautiful, and the selection is great, selection, I guess of stuff. I don't know.

The staff are rude and dismissive. Seems like you shouldn't be interacting that much with the staff. We were charged double the amount of admission that we were supposed to be. We are under 25, very obvious. to the eye. And once we realized, we went back to speak to the ticket lady. We were immediately met with aggression for even asking if there was anything she could do. She doesn't like to go back and redo work, I feel like, this person. We were shouted at and told it was our fault for not asking for the specific type, which I have to kind of agree there. It is kind of your fault

for doing that. Just to say, it's obvious we're under 25. Sorry, say it, motherfucker. You know, when you go to the movies with a kid, you don't just say two and hope they realize it's a kid. You say one adult, one child. That's what you say. They aren't looking to see what they have to charge. They're just going two. You tell us what you want, assholes, that she had a sign and that that should be our responsibility. Your money, yeah.

We did not intend to argue at all, but we were responded to in a manner that should not be acceptable in civil conversation. Again, this is just being, it's just being true. Civil conversation. It's fine. She even tried to claim we asked for that specific ticket when we had not, and the burden of giving out correct tickets is ours. When that is the very job she has. Right. Yeah, but asking for the correct ticket is your job.

That's your responsibility. Yeah. If she then gave you the wrong ticket, then her fault. That's a problem. Yeah. Then her fault. Bailey, one star. The museum is interesting, but the staff are rude and seem like they hate their lives.

which is wild being in Santorini where everyone are the nicest and most caring people ever. Everyone? Everyone except the museum staff. Very angry. Maybe they're not allowed outside. They keep them like in a room in the basement with the bronze goat. They're too rude.

We can't let you out of here. Make us look bad. See one star. The museum is pretty but very small. Big drawback. We had one hour of waiting. in the sun being about 30 people in line. And the blonde lady at the reception lets people pass who are at the end of the line in front of everyone, which is all caps, shameful.

Shameful. Shame upon you. So not normal. And then three exclamation points, discrimination. Oh, boy. So they're pulling people in the line from behind this person and taking them in. Okay. Several people told her that the people.

had doubled, but the lady did not want to know. Person, not at all friendly. Rather go see the museum, some folklore museum, archaeological. Oh, saying this place, there's a folklore museum that's better than the archaeological museum of Thera. Okay, Tara, whatever it is. Ooh, this person's Greek as fuck.

Dimianoos. Yeah. Yeah, and his last... That's Greek. His last name has a Takas at the end of it. It's very Greek. Um, one star. The guard was very rude and made a remark to us that my son was posing in the photos

with the exhibits. I don't know how to do that. He only wanted the exhibits and was very rude. And there's a picture he's got of like some big bowl thing and like looks like the side of his son is like in there, like in the background. He's not like next to it. Like what up like putting a piece sign up and shit. Like it's none of that shit.

The kid's like in the background of a picture of a fucking. ball. What the fuck? And they're like, no posing. What do you have against posing with shit or near shit? Who gives it shit? Don't touch it.

Fine, but. Yeah, don't stand next to it. Put your mouth on the fish dick guy. No. If I go to the Museum of Natural History, I can act like I'm hanging out with the dinosaur talking to him and you can take a picture. That's fine. I can put my foot on a rock and Captain Morgan pose with it.

Totally fine. No one minds. Edson, one star. It's interesting because the history of the place, however, the museum staff are extremely grumpy and there isn't even a bathroom in the museum, which, for the price of six euros, should be there and not be closed.

Okay. There's apparently no bathroom here at all. It's a slow jaunt through this place anyway. Yeah. Get in, get the fuck out. Go take your shit elsewhere. I'd love to know also, yeah, take your shit somewhere. There is a door label WC, which is the bathroom.

That's a water closet. But apparently it's not open. It's a closed door and apparently you're not allowed in. That's funny that. W.C. means that over there and we had a rapper named WC. Yeah, no shit. Over there, they're like, why does he call himself water closet? That's weird.

Have you seen toilet bowl, that new rapper? That's very funny. He tried to tour Europe. Nobody showed up. He's like, no one's going to see a water closet. I'm not going to see that. They're touring a water closet?

For what? We all have one of those. And he was like one of the toughest gangsters of raft. That's very funny. I know. That's so funny. Oh, water closet. Oh, man.

Next up, I don't know these letters, man. These are from an alphabet I am unsure about here. Uh-oh. There's two different looking ease. One is like an M turned sideways. Yeah, I love that. The other's like looped. The other was like rounded more.

I don't know how that works, but they look the same. I don't know. It's just squiggles. Yeah, it looks like some sort of weird, weird calligraphy, but one star anyway. Unacceptable and arbitrary policy of prohibiting taking photos. Yeah, no posing. Rude, aggressive staff. Lack of accessibility for disabled people.

locked external door with ramp. So apparently there is a ramp. It's just it leads to a locked door that you can't. That is useless. That's funny. They built a ramp to comply. And then they were like, no one's coming in this fucking way, though.

We'll make sure of it. I would love to just sit there and watch people go up it all day and hit the lock. Nothing, then have to turn around, have to back down the ramp. The wheelchair people, famous for taking pictures right next to the exhibit since they're down there at their level, so they don't want them. No posing. It's a big deal. Oh, man. Limited signage, technological applications are not utilized. No cafe slash shop, so no like gift shop or a place to get a cup of coffee. No information about the existence of a single ticket with other arch dots, with other arch sites on the island.

Archaeological sites. That's what he's going from. Okay. Here's another one with letters. I don't know what the hell they are. There's one line, and the next to that looks like a lowercase end. That's not a lowercase end. All right. And the line from the first line goes below where the bottom of the end. Oh. So I don't know.

It doesn't have any curbs. It's a super capital. Big time capital. Yeah. In the ground. One star, don't waste your time and money on this place. Very few items and information. It took us 10 minutes to go through all the displays.

there are many more interesting places in Santorini than this. I mean, I'm sure there is. Also, the restrooms were closed as if, quote, out of use. When I asked the employee, so where are you going? They didn't answer me. You must. You must. Yeah, you have to piss somewhere if you work here for 10 hours.

That is a, Circle K's, the gas stations in Arizona, used to not have a public restroom. Almost all of you now. But there was many of them did not have them. Absolutely. And if you walk in an ass and they go, oh, we don't have a restroom, I go, where do you piss? Yeah. I'm going there. They go, well, I have a bathroom right now.

You can't use that bathroom. Right. What is that? Yeah. I'm not going to. I'm not going to. Yours is dirty, dirty piss that I don't want near me. Yeah, mine's going to be real sandy.

Yeah. My piss is half champagne. That's how it comes out. It's half crystal. I work at a gas station. Mine is Prosecco. Yes, it absolutely is. Oh, man.

So, yeah, out of use. So where are you going that didn't answer me? It means there are restrooms. They just didn't want to let tourists in, even though we paid money to visit the place. In short, go elsewhere. They don't invest in interactive displays as the Times dictate.

It's an old piece of... Yeah. I need touch, screen things. You just, yeah. To learn about a pot. From 3500 years ago. It's the opposite of that here.

This chip of pottery is bullshit. Yeah. I don't have a touchscreen iPad to learn about it. I want to dick around on an iPad about fucking, you know, dickless fish boy over here. What about him? All right. So we've gotten away from there. And I'll tell you what.

Seeing all those pictures of the. that guy with all those fish? I'm craving some fish, Jimmy. Sounds great. Let's do it. We're going to the best fish market. Where's the name of it? Best fish market. 3,346 Fulton Street in Brooklyn, New York.

Okay. I can see having some good fish down there. Or some bad fish, depending on the neighbor. Or some bad fish. If it's called best, how many stars it got? That's the thing here. 2.4. What?

How was it still open? Okay. And on Google, it is listed as best fish market. Yeah. By the way, the only thing capitalized is best there. So I don't think they understand how. The whole word? It's just best fish market.

No, two, three words. But fish and market aren't capitalized. Usually on Google, all the words of your title of your business are capitalized is what I'm getting that. And then there's a picture of the outside of the place, which doesn't say best fish market. It says Zang fish market. It says Zang fish market, Z-H-A-N-G. Okay. So your guess is as good as mine here.

Does Zang mean best? Maybe it means best. Don't know. Maybe it's somebody's last name. Beats the shit out of me. Either way, 2.4 stars for a place that sells exclusively seafood, probably not great. Not good. Under three stars for seafood is crazy to still have operating hours posted on Google.

Under 4.5 stars for seafood is crazy. It should say permanently close next to this. You need like a 4-7 to go eat seafood. You know what I'm saying? That could be dangerous. I love seafood. Who the fuck is chancing 2.3? 2.4 stars.

Who the fuck are you people? The same people who say, I won't go to a Chinese place if it's got over three stars, those people. What? There are. Every time we review Chinese restaurants, they're like, no way. The divy or the place to better the food. Yes, but the divy or the place, there's a bunch of divey Chinese play. I live in New York, there's a ton of divey Chinese places.

The ones that look like shit but have great food and they're not, they're still four point fucking eight stars. Yeah. And they don't, you know what I'm saying? They don't have less stars. They still have a good amount of stars because the food's good. So there's one that it looks like, it looks like, I don't even know how to explain it, dude. You walk into this place and there's like pieces of like crates and boxes and shit. And there's like hay on the floor.

I swear to God, a goat will pass you by. It's crazy. The food's incredible. It's got like 4.7 on DoorDash. So that, oh, that's just white people who don't know any better shit. No. That means they poison people. It's because the food is good and taken to this.

We're about to hear of so many people whose guts were turned into fire and water. Yeah. Fire water. No shit. Fire water from my ass. Yeah. There's not a ton of reviews, so this won't take too long, but it'll be fun. Five stars from Luz, L-U-Z, Luz.

I think that's Luz, yeah. Luz. I have come here 40-plus years. Forty years. Fish is good, rarely old or bad. But that's not every time. Fish should always be not bad or old, ever, always. Pricing very good.

I know people from Staten Island who get fish here. Oh, well, if people on Staten Island get fish here. I mean, they are generally the slum of New York, aren't they? No, no, not at all. It's just the farthest thing away. Staten Island, you have to take the ferry and all that shit. Isn't there a bunch of trash people from Staten Island? Yeah, all the cops in New York live there.

Oh, okay. All right. Yeah, that's where all, pretty much all the cops live is Staten Island. That's what it is. Staten Island, all the cops and Rayquan. That's who's from there. That's it. Because all the other route tagging, they're mostly from Brooklyn.

Most of them are from Staten Island. I think Method Man's from Staten Island, isn't he? Partially. He hung out. There's a lot of things going on there. But all the fucking... He screams about Staten Island. a time.

But like Rizza, Jiza, and Old Dirty, who are all related, they're all from Brooklyn, fucking ghost faces from Brooklyn. Pete Davis is from Staten Island. There you go.

What was his dad? There you go. Exactly. Yes. He said only once had a problem, which they finished, which they immediately rectified. Oh.

He went back, they fixed it. One fish was bad, and I brought it back. In 40 years. Briani, clearly misunderstood the assignment. which would explain her problem in the reviews, by the way.

You'll understand in a minute. Five stars. I mean dot, dot, dot, this is my school, LMAO. But other than that, the teachers are really nice and understanding. Oh, baby, missed it. What happened? You misunderstood the assignment, which is probably why they're trying to review their school. Here's Carter, five stars, very simple, very polite.

Yeah. Very polite. And now we go to not so bad. Charday, Fah, one star. This store allows scam artist to steal your EBT card and punch numbers in in their store. Angry face, angry face. Do not shop here unless you want your cards compromised.

I live in Illinois. And then she shows a screenshot of her $300 fish market purchase being run while she's in Illinois. in Chicago. Yeah. She went there once, bought some fish, and they were like, hey, go back to her. I live in Rockford. I've never been to this place. Speaking of Rock, here is Rock Rock.

That's the name, one star. Do not buy fish from there. I fried some fish and smelled like ammonia. Why'd you fry it? Yeah, I mean, I guess you can make like fish and chips at home, but why would it have chemical smell? Ammonia is bad, or it was bad and they tried to clean it, so it smelled less bad. Yeah. Or it's bad fish.

Either way, if any, if fish smells like anything, don't cook it. Just throw it out. Any animal that you're cooking, if it smells like something else, it's turned. It shouldn't smell like, nothing should smell like anything. Nothing. Anything. No. Yeah.

A really good fish place, you shouldn't know they have fish there when you walk in. Yeah. Other than smelling like maybe salt water. That should be your tip off, but not. It shouldn't smell like fish at all. Fish smell. When things smell like fish, it's because it's bad. It's already bad.

Yeah, that's just the bacteria breaking the meat down. That's all that is. That's breaking down, babe. Yep. Faya, Faya, one star. If you, Faya. If you want to get ripped off, that's the best place to go. They sell rotten snow crabs.

Ew. Oh, no. You don't want rotten shellfish either. That is going to hurt you. That will shut your ass down. Yeah, I haven't eaten crab legs since in like the form of like breaking and everything since I bought them from a truck. I remember that. Why are you buying shellfish from a truck?

What is wrong with you? Because it was a great deal. In the desert too. You don't know. If you don't live in Phoenix, you don't understand this. Like right outside the city on just a desert crossroads. They'll just be a guy parked in the dirt on the side of the road with a van that says, shrimp lobster and prices next to it.

A hundred and fifteen fucking degrees out. A dude stands next to a van with like four coolers around him going, a dirty van, a dirty old Ford Arrow Star. They don't even make it anymore. Nope. And he puts your shit in like a plastic bag and zip ties it up and goes, there you go.

You're like, I guess this is. Sandwich ties lobster. It tells you to have a great day. Here's some lobster tails. Enjoy. Finest seafood out here. And they're like, the best shrimp. They say shit like that.

Yeah. It should just say cheap shrimp. That is one way to teach your body how to never react to that smell or taste ever again. Yeah. Oh, shit. Every time I taste a crab, I remember that, I mean, it was yellow puke for fuck, man. Three days. Get a bad muscle and see what happens to you.

Holy shit. I don't want to destroy your body from a week. It's bad. In Rocky Point, I went into the ocean when the tide went down and I grabbed those clams out and I put them in my ass. I put them in my ass. I was like, you put them in your ass. Why? I put him in a can of chunky soup that was a clans chapter.

You boiled it in some chunky till it opened? I put it in the fire and just ate it. Yeah, that's fine. If it's a clam that's closed all the way, it's fine. I was sick as fine. You didn't clean it first in the inside with the water and the cornmeal. I just dropped the shells into the can of soup. And then when they were open in there, I ate it all.

Yeah, you should probably wash that and got the sand out of it too. Boy, was I sick. Yeah, put the cornmeal and then it washes itself and spits all the sand out and all the Rocky Point water, I assume, too. which is like that's the longest gulp too i bet on this planet all that water is just trapped it's funky as shit he grabbed clams and put them in a chunky soup that's amazing wash that down with a tecate on the beach and i'm like oh what the what a great day

you had many reasons to be sick that's not the only thing you ate or drank down there, I bet either that day, did you? Oh, no, no, I'm sure I had tacos or some other shit on the beach and yeah. I didn't see a single cow, but I'm eating shredded beef. That was cooked on a converted shopping

cart made into a grill also, so you probably were asking for trouble there all day. A fire fueled by a good year. Yeah. That's Rocky Point. Rocky Point sucks. Okay, everything has a fish odor like smell inside

the store. I should have took the Fed flag. You mean red flag? Red flag. R is right above the F on the old keyboard there. But after I cooked it, not only that, it gets worse. No, it gets worse. Sorry, it gets worse. I would crack them open. It had little to know meat. And for the meat that there was, it was mushy and musty. Musty is a, yeah, old shitty They got bad crabs, just bad crabs. I know what he did. Old shit crabs. And then it gets stringy.

That mush, it turns stringy. And then you, that's what gets you sick. If I could rank zero stars. Yeah. I would. That's right. Please don't go there. All right.

I don't want to go there. Abby one star. I have it one star because I had no choice. That's also pretty good. I don't mind that one. I went to purchase fish on December 18th. The lady there picked out 14 pieces of fish for me. I asked for it to be fillet.

The guy was walking around and the lady stood in the back. I didn't hear her cleaning or scraping the fish. I asked how long it would be and he said she's doing it now. I kept seeing her bend down. So I decided to walk behind the counter. And the guy says she's doing it almost done, but I see her pan in a bucket of frozen fish. Ah. So they took the fresh fish out and then just gave you frozen fish.

That's really funny. And then, yeah, that's really funny. I go home, clean it for a family function, and the fish kept falling apart. It was no good. They're finding, like, inferior physical beings in the sea. Like, crab with no meat and fish that doesn't stay together. What are they doing? Where are they finding this like fucking...

It's so flaky. It just balls in the heart. Why are you finding Chernobyl fish? What's going on here? Where's your fish for this? Three Mile Island? What the fuck is happening? What waters are you fishing?

Yeah. What is this? You're a puddle behind the Walmart you're pulling this shit out of? What's going on? You anchored off of Fukushima? Yes, is that it? Possibly? Well, then all caps.

Please, please, please don't eat. eat from here. It will fet you sick. Fet you sick. Fet you sick. The G is also very near the F F. This guy's so sick. He can't even get the F key. Can't even type it. Next up, one star, clean gangsta. Yeah. Clean gangster. One star. Horrible thieves. Run. These are all separate sentences. Horrible thieves run. Do not enter. Period. Do not enter. They are ripples. offs, period. Period.

They sell very old cheap fish at more than quadruple the price. It is frozen fish thawed and marketing, thawed and marketed as fresh. Very evil people. That is fucked up. That's something you say while your intestines cramp and contract and fucking twist in your belly. Go, run. These people are evil. Thames.

Yeah. You really get. dramatic when you've got food poisoning. Yeah. I'll be like, I've been poisoned. It hurts so bad. It's so bad. Yeah, Sarah always makes fun of me because I'll say, I've been poisoned.

It's like very dramatic, yes. It hurts so bad, though. It's crazy what bad food, the reaction that your body does to it to remind you, don't do this again. This is going to hurt, man. Don't do it to us. Mariah, one star. Went to this fish market yesterday and the man was rude as hell.

I order 12 live crabs that I wanted steamed and he tried to charge me $30. That seems pretty good. I think $30 just for the steaming maybe. So I asked. Well, no, okay, never mind. Yeah, 12 live crabs. So I asked him, how is that 30 when live crabs are 1899? Okay.

For 12 live crabs, a dozen for 1899. 99. That's a great price. It's got to be 1899 a pound, right? I would think. So I ask how much they charged to steam. He got really nasty. Kick me out his store. Then he was still getting nasty. Even after that, he got nasty with another customer. They was very unprofessional. I don't know if he had an argument with that lady that works with him. But he just projected a relationship on them or they're getting an argument before he put the fish out. That's fucking funny. By the way, there was no punctuation in this entire paragraph.

So I'm doing my best here. That lady that works with him, but you don't take it out on your customer. He don't act like that. Apparently he does. It does. Yeah, he does. I don't know what was going on that day, but they death lost me as a customer. I really feel a way that all that, that all that, I,

really feel a way all that was uncalled for. And it's not a way, it's away one word. So that threw me there. She's trying to say some type of way. Some type. Exactly. And that is the most fucking annoying phrase. Yeah, I'm feeling some type of way.

Oh, God, I hate it so much. The one I hate the most is all the things that people say. I'm like, I swear to every time it like sends a thing up my spine and I have to physically stop myself from involuntarily punching them in the throat. Just lashing out angrily. Go, nope, nope, it's okay. People can talk however they want. People say this sometimes.

And you can let it roll right off your back because you're not a psychopath. It's fine. It's just women that say that one though. Yeah, if a guy says that, he's getting punched in the throat if a guy says that, period. I don't care who we are. All the things. Oh, you know what? I take it back because I have heard those fucking Jim Brodoo.

bags go, I can't wait to do this workout so tomorrow I can eat all the things. Oh, that's annoying. Yeah. Fuck you, man. The only people, I'm okay with a gay guy saying it because it sounds fun coming out. Doing all the thing. You're like, all right, yeah, you're enthusiastic. I'm like, yeah, that's, I like that's fun.

That feels like he just means all the cocks. And good for him. That's, you know what? Party it up, my friend. Good for you. I call this thing a thing sometimes. Yeah, it's all the things. Alyssa, one star, very disrespectful.

And this is written in like rat bars, by the way. It's like one line at a time. Very disrespectful, next line. On the phone, no respect. This is the start of a song. Called and the guy to see if they delivered. And he, next line, cursed me out all the way.

If it rhymed, I would say this is a, this is a, this is a, lyric. It's pretty good. Yeah. And then finally, Fred, one star, no good. Pick up Sun Whitey, no good. What? I don't know.

No punctuation and Sun is S-U-N. No good pick-up, Sun-Whitey, no good. Your guess is as good as mine. Oh. Is it white fish? Nobody eats a sunfish, right? I mean, you eat them if you catch them, but they don't sell them. Right.

It's the market value for sunfish. There's just a million of them by the dock there. If you don't catch anything, you put a piece of corn on your thing and go, I'm going to catch something, God damn it. And you fucking let the fucking sunfish eat at your bug. There you go. I got something there. And you throw them away and you go, oh, put them back in the water.

Throw in the bin. Throw in the bin, yeah. Oh, my God. Okay. All right. So we got to leave the fish market. Yeah. It stinks.

There's ammonia everywhere. Let's take, since we have all this rotten fish now, let's take out the trash. What do you say, Jimmy? Let's go to the dump. No, no, no. We're going to just set it outside on our curb and wait for Waste Pro Baton Rouge to come pick it up for us. Waste Pro, which is garbage collection service in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Are they service for, like, residential or do they pick up, like, big shit?

These are all residentials that I'm seeing here. There's all, you know, green recycling and other can sitting out in front of somebody's house there. Looks like all. And for some reason, when they did the grand opening, there is a big banner up in front of the garbage facility with a band playing, which is hilarious. A grand opening of what? Of stinky trucks that are coming to your house. That's crazy. That's why.

Wow. Grand opening. Grand opening. Nothing. of a building we keep stinky trucks in. That's it. We're going to play music about it. It's so weird.

Hang on Sloopy because we are grand opening. This is 1774 North Flannery Road, Baton Rouge, Louisiana, and it services Baton Rouge and nearby areas. So they have 4.3 stars out of almost 900 reviews. Wow. They've gotten around. I think there's a lot more now because we got these a little while ago here. Here is V,

five stars. Five, which for a garbage truck, if you put garbage out and then you went out to your cans and the garbage was gone, five stars. One. Yeah. That's all.

I don't expect much for my garbage people. Just that they pick up my garbage. Yeah, I expect nothing. Nothing. V five stars. I want to express sincere gratitude to our waste pro driver. Monique Rogers.

You got her last name. Her last name. I guess she might have hopped out because something fell and you saw it on her jumpsuit or something, but not Rogers. You had to talk to her for that shit. Monique and I talked recently. Clearly. Yeah. Yeah.

She was aware I was recovering from cervical neck surgery and had lifting restrictions. This morning, after she dumped our can, she got out of her truck and brought my garbage can to my garage door. Okay, that's above and beyond. Because she knows that you had surgery. How the fuck does she know that? You talk to her. That's why. She talked to her.

How do you talk to the? Wow. You get somebody's last name. They'll hook you up, I guess. I don't know. Such an unexpected gesture of kindness and compassion I just had to share. Thank you, Monique, for going above and beyond. May God abundantly bless you for all you do.

And there is a picture of a woman with a yellow vest walking a recycling. can up the driveway there showing Monique. That would be Monique. The front door gate is like in the picture too. She opened the door to take a picture of her to be like, here she is. All right, good for you. Charles five stars. Dawn and Tren truck number 6430. I guess Dawn and Tren. Yeah, two people. Truck number 6430 did a fantastic job today better than usual. Oh. How? It has one job. The thing comes out, dumps your can, puts it back.

Gone are the days that a guy comes to your house, picks up a can, walks it out, and empties it, right? That doesn't exist. No, that's, I mean, maybe in some areas, but I don't. Maybe some rural-ass shit. Yeah, maybe. Rural-ass shit you'd think would have bigger arms on these trucks. Yeah, yeah. Well, when I was a kid, everybody had the, it was just the garbage guy, and he'd be on the back of the truck,

and he'd get out. Everyone had the metal cans in New York and he'd fucking slam them in there and then throw them down and it would echo throughout the entire neighborhood every four seconds. It was a nightmare at 5.48 in the morning. You watch men at work

and they'd just launch them back into your yard. That's it. All sorts of shit. Positive quality professionalism, they then say. All right. Tiffany, one star. Yeah, let's find out people who aren't completely thrilled

with the garbage service. Oh, I could see how you could be unhappy with this shit. There is a picture here of a garbage can partially on her driveway partially in the road kind of half and half next to her grass

and it's open the lid's open as sometimes they put them down the lid stays open the flop open and next to it is a white object

of some sort I don't know if it's a big bag or paper or what but let's find out the worst service I have seen I had debris

sitting out for over a month I had to call at the two-week mark asking if I did something wrong okay then they kept calling me to ask if someone came and picked it up and I kept telling them no god damn it no it literally took a full month there it is good bye all right bye literally took them a full month to get someone out here now they just let trash fall on the ground and leave it they have the absolute laziest workers and that's what that is a bag fell out of the thing and they just left it there that happens

So much at my house. This motherfucker, I don't know what I've done to him, but he seems to revel in when the can does not get everything into his truck. Two, three things fall out. He drops that can and runs over the shit as he goes to the next house. Yay. Grinding it into my asshole. And your asshole also. Yeah.

Now I got to go out there and clean up all that shit. I hate that. There's always shit lying around my yard. Sometimes twice. Yep. There's always shit in my yard from that. Fucking stuff falling out. Tom, one star.

This company has extremely poor customer service. They just purchased Workbox where I was a customer. Okay. On my first bill, it must be another garbage company. On my first bill, I called to pay with a credit card like I've done for years at Workbox. They took my credit card and sent me a receipt. They elected to charge me a 3% convenience fee. never told me up front.

After two calls, they agreed to issue a credit on my card for the entire payment, including the convenience fee, if I would give them my routing and bank account number. I instructed, I did as instructed, and they had my money instantly. It's been a week, and they still have not issued a credit to my credit card. This is ridiculous. They now have a double payment, and I have called twice today and cannot get a return call. The worst service imaginable. All gas.

Ever. He is a clerical error that will be... It's a double charge. They'll get it back to you. They get you $30 back. They have to. They have to. Sue, one star.

My garbage has not been picked up for two weeks. Uh-oh. Exclamation. I've paid the bill. Right? I've called a few times and was promised pick up by the end of the day. My regular days are Monday and Thursday.

That's the worst when you have two separate days. for regular and recycling. That's awful. Mine at least comes on the same day. You wheel all the cans and out both cans. Mine's the same. Yeah. Okay.

The office girls are very polite, but my garbage is still there. Right. Yeah, they can't out polite garbage. That's just, yeah. Very, very disappointed in the service I have received. I live in Denham Springs. We have a response from the owner here.

Great. Unfortunately, we cannot locate you as a waste pro customer. Oh. You didn't pay your bill. So eat shit. I don't know what to tell you, I guess. R.A. one star. I would not use waste pro in the denim springs area.

The driver has the worst attitude in the world. She is so lazy. She drove by garbage cans because she said they weren't far enough apart. Oh. I hate when they do that. Yeah. They have to be a certain amount. And I'm so paranoid, too.

Like, Sarah will take them out and I'm like, they're too close. And she's like, it's fine. And it's fine. But I'm just like, no, no, no, they're not going to take it. And then I'll be a... Yeah, I've got a little gap between... I have two driveways. And there's a little gap in between that's like six feet wide.

And I put one on one driveway and the other on the other. And I'm like, tell me that they're too close. I fucking bury you. Please. I put the cans in the same place every day for the last two years. I was standing outside when she drove by. I stopped her. And she yelled that they was too.

close and kept driving. Too close, bitch. Try to get in next week. She's separated. She's like, bye, we're honk, honk, waving. I'm rich, bitch. Shout the fucking... Bye, Monique. Wow. Customer service is a zero-zero-zero-zero. Okay.

All righty. Just zero. It'd be fine. Save yourself a headache and call Trash Rangers. No. Makes it sound like they explore your garbage, doesn't it? The trash rangers. They show up with guns and masks. They're the rangers. Yeah.

The lone trash rangers here. All right. And let's give you one more here. Theo, one star, possibly the worst company I've ever dealt with. Wow. Reply to owner message below. You conveniently can't find my account. That says a lot about how guys, how bad you guys really are at business.

Yeah. Basically, the reply from the owner is mainly. we can't find you. We don't know you. We'd like to help, but we can't find you as a customer. You're not one of our customers, you liar. Based on the name Thio D. I don't know how they were going to find it. But, you know. We looked up Theod and we found nothing.

We found nothing. Based on your Google name, sorry. All right, we'll give one more, one more. All right. All right. Chad, one star. I've been a customer for three weeks. Uh-oh. He's already pissed. Brand new. Brand new.

And I've had pickup one time, and it's not even on the day that we agreed upon. So, let's pick up. Have you ever agreed with them? Well, I think they said, shits on Tuesday, and he said, okay. I don't think it was a negotiation. That's the extent of the agreement. They tell you what day they're coming and you agree to it. And you go, all right.

All right, I guess so. What fucking difference does it make to you as long as it's once a week? Who gives a shit what day is? The day we agreed upon? We agreed. Yeah. The day they told me should be what it is. The day I was assigned to is really more accurate.

We agreed. We agreed. My day is supposed to be on Tuesday. Hey, look at that. And here it is now three weeks without a pickup. And my landlord is threatening action upon him for having too much garbage. Oh. Every time I speak with someone on the phone, they assure me that the trash will get picked up and it never does.

And before someone wants to come on here and say that I'm not in their database, it's under, I won't give the name, but it's under, not under Chad, whatever the fuck it is. It's under this, this person knows the game. Yeah. They read all the reviews and they're like, Chad. Not me. not this time. I'll give you my real fucking name. I love what they say, come on here.

Come on here. Give me a bunch of bullshit. Yeah, the name is his landlord, because his landlord pays the bill, but it's not being picked up. That's the problem. Yeah, it's under that. And it's a trailer, by the way.

Oh, boy. It's certainly a trailer, single wide by the looks of it. And there's a picture of the garbage can sitting out there with the lid up and much garbage. Overflow. Leaking out of the top of it there.

Cats eating out of it. Squirrels making a home in there. It's all. sorts of weird shit. So we'll leave it at that, everybody. We'll finish up garbage next week. Yeah. Uh, plenty of time for that. We got a few more left of those. So we'll finish up the garbage next week. And we have so much more to get into. There's so much stuff to complain about, really. Yeah. It's endless. So here we will be until the end of time fielding this bullshit.

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