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Episode Date: June 10, 2024

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Hello, everybody, and welcome back to Your Stupid Opinions. Hey! Hello there. My name is James Petragallo, I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wissett. Thank you so much for joining us on another week of People's Complaints, Grievances, and sometimes praise. That's the thing, you always throw in the five stars with the one stars. Just to, let's get some context.

Sometimes the five stars are funnier than the one stars because the five stars, sometimes you see how easy some people are to please. They'll be like, went to the counter, ordered a burger, the man didn't spit at me, five stars. Like in my face. Or they describe one of the worst, most horrifying experiences I could ever imagine, five stars.

Yeah, or three stars. Like, I'm only taking two stars away. I had a great parking spot. The parking there is super convenient. Part of its own name. Yeah. I should know what I'm doing here. So thank you so much for joining us.

More stuff on the way here. Before we get started, quickly follow us on all the social media and there's Facebook groups and all sorts of fun stuff so get on in there and hang out with us and hang out with other people who like to hear people's reviews that said we're at episode number 40 look at us pumping right along let's get started here with kind of an American staple if you are from another country you've probably seen this in memes, and it's probably even a cliche in your place.

Like, what is this, a waffle house? Because that's where we're going. Waffle house. Now, in America, this is famous for greasy food and a place to fight other people at three in the morning. With a stomach full of eggs. Because it's the only thing open at three a.m., and what are people at three a.m., James?

Drunk! That's what they are. That's the only reason why they're eating that horrible food at 3 a.m. Trying to sober up so that their wife doesn't know they're drunk. Yes. Now, 20 years ago or so, I spent a month in North Carolina

and actually enjoyed Waffle House because, yeah, because it's garbage and it's cheap. And that's the thing, it was cheap. And their chocolate, the pudding pie, I love chocolate pudding, so that was like, this is just chocolate pudding in a pie crust. This is phenomenal stuff there. Hash browns are my favorite thing.

Oh, extra crispy. Smothers and crumbles, smothers and crumbles, and they're incredible. They're great. This is not good for you at all, obviously. No, oh God, no. And it's not even really good food but like I said it's open and if you're looking to throw hands at 3 a.m. there's no better place to go than a Waffle House. This particular Waffle House here is at 5631 Boydkin Plank Road in

Petersburg Virginia. Boydkin Plank? Boydkin Pl plank. Jesus. Boydton plank. Yeah that's what it is. Brode. They describe themselves, it's funny to hear how big chains break it down to a sentence here, quote, simple chain spot offering American diner fare and all-day breakfast including signature waffles. It's one way to say it. That's one way. I never knew of, nobody really makes a big deal out of the waffles either. That's the thing. No.

It's Waffle House. Yeah, I've never heard anybody say, I want waffles. No one ever says go to Waffle House and get the waffles. Trust me, no one ever says that. I mean, it says it right on the sign, come get our waffles obviously. We got a whole house for them. The other thing I like here is it says, doesn't accept reservations.

Imagine that, calling a waffle house. Hi, yes, no, no, no, table for four, about 2.45 a.m. Yes, perfect, that'll be lovely. No, no, buy the grill, Cedars, please. Fighting or non-fighting? Well, let's see. Hi, I'm Hank, party of four. What?

You want meth smoking or non-meth smoking? So yes, from Waffle House, this is from the website, headquartered in Norcross, Georgia, Waffle House restaurants have been serving good fast food, so good food fast, since 1955. Yeah, they really got us a damn. Yeah, good food fast. It's not, what is that? Oh, it's Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead. It's not fast food, it's good food quickly.

That's what they say at Clown Burger. Christina Applegate gets all upset and fuckin' sulks. So they say they have 1,800 restaurants in 25 states. Which is, there's none here. How many? None in New York, which is, there's none here. How many? None in New York, 1800. There are almost 2,000 of these. In the south, they're on every exit of the interstate.

Literally every exit has a Waffle House. In Phoenix, there's a few Waffle Houses, and they're in the worst areas, off the worst sections of the I-17 freeway. That's where they are. There's one on the I-10, but there's definitely one over there on the I-17. That one up north? Yep, that's the one. Let's get right into it. Five stars, because this is people love the Waffle House too. They're into it. So it is decadent, I will say that

in the lowest sense of that word. Not decadent like a fine French cheese. Decadent like eating a baconator while sitting in a gutter. That's that kind of decadent like a fine French cheese. No. Decadent like eating a Baconator while sitting in a gutter. That's that kind of decadent. There is a, that salt shaker, that pepper shaker is full of camel butts. Those are camel ashes, that's not pepper. That's all that is, so be careful. This is five stars. This is from a week ago too, so they're right on the ball here.

Had the pleasure to sit in Miss Mia's section this morning. Okay, she was A plus with her service to me, her service to me, to me. She's serviced me. And all those around me. She's servicing everybody. Shirking two guys off at once, it sounds like, this poor Mia.

Good for you, Mia. This Mia is earning her tips, boy, let me tell you. She's got college debt and everything. Yeah, she's like, no, no, no, I'm working my way through college. No, like a good college, not community college. I really need this money. The rest of the staff had the location running efficiently.

The food was great, the cook did her thing, which was cooking, I suppose. I felt compelled to thank Ms. Mia and leave a review. Compelled. Wow. Compelling you. Fascinating person. The power of Waffle House compels you. Kyle, five stars. We stopped in around 730 and were greeted

with very quick service. Well, that's good. We were in and out in 20 minutes. That doesn't seem like enough time. I don't want to have a whole meal and out in 20 minutes. That doesn't seem like enough time. I don't wanna have a whole meal in. Why? Yeah. Why? Who? Jesus.

Are you on the run from the law? Like, are you a fugitive right now? Why do you? Are you doing cannonball run? Like, is this a great race? Why do you need to be so fast? Yeah, is there a fortune out there? It's a sit down place.

That's what I mean. It's usually a place where you go, huh, all right, you've either been on the road for a while or you're hammered. One of those two things. It's usually a place where you go, huh, all right, you've either been on the road for a while or you're hammered. One of those two things. You need a little rest. Yeah, there's indentions in those puffy seats. Absolutely.

The Awesome Waitress, that's also because the people that eat here a lot, they weigh a little bit. It's rough. Gravity has got a hold on them. Yes. They're testing the limits. The awesome waitress Jasmine took our food and drink orders and returned minutes later with our food.

That's good. That's frightening. Frightening. If you order something and then within mere minutes it's on your table, why was that ready? That's efficient as shit. I mean, I had a complicated order. Why was it already? How'd you do it that fast? You can't cook a sausage link that quickly. No, it doesn't cook that fast

It just doesn't Tell me oh man overall the food and service was very good, and I would definitely recommend stopping in Definitely one of the best wh experiences we've had Yeah, thank you again Jasmine Wow one of the best WH experiences we've had. Oh, WH, yeah. Thank you again, Jasmine. Wow. Daniel Four Stars, take a star off here for something. I like this location.

That's good. Definitely a lot of southern hospitality, clean atmosphere, breakfast tasted fresh, and very comfortable with eating in. And felt- That's five, right? Comfortable with eating in. And felt comfortable with eating in. Sounds like it. Also, I enjoyed hearing some highlights of Dinwiddie country or Dinwiddie County. So food four out of five stars and he gives the atmosphere only four out of five stars. You know, the atmosphere.

I expect Jasmine call you a cunt. What happened? Well, she didn't come with the wine list right away. And I like when I sit down, I run a know right away your wine list, you know What's in your cellar is what I'm looking for and he didn't get that so that's what he's doing Anthony now one star he's a little upset. I asked for a chicken egg. Oh chicken egg and cheese hash brown bowl Oh god, Jesus Christ, man. That sounds like a heart attack in a fucking Cheese hash brown just bowl you know I don't like eating my food separate if you could just make it into a slurry

Mmm, so this is what it looks like by the way Yeah, it's not even what are you doing man? It doesn't look cooked no looks like raw potato It's not even what are you doing man? It doesn't look cooked. No looks like a raw potato Bacon chunks in it or something Wow and here's what I got. It's horrible. Where's the egg? Someone doesn't have ears Checkers otter Can't read and they can't cook here either the food looks like dog food It does it resembles it and they handed it to me with no silverware. It's a big, and this is all caps,

and then it's gonna be four exclamation points at the end of this, a big no, nope, nah, nada. Four ways of saying no. He's gonna get into different languages. A couple girls had dirt under most of their nails. I think the girls that work there they're talking about because it's a waffle house. A lot of the customers are gonna have dirt under their nails

and you're lucky if it's not blood, honestly. Let's be realistic here. You're gonna be able to see fingerprints. Skin, blood, things of that nature. It's so nasty and they keep dirty dishes piled up. It's a health risk. Don't believe me? Then just go in there for your disbelief.

Then just go in there for your, that's what he said. Then just go in there for your disbelief if you must. But I warn you, dot dot dot, do not eat here. Nobody's ever said, I need clean food, I'm going to the awful house. No, never. That's why it's three in the morning is when you go there. Lori one star, horrible service by the manager,

that's not good. Four dirty empty tables and the manager stood there talking. I have arthritis and needed to sit down. And that's where anybody with health issues should be going to eat is the Waffle House, of any kind. You also now got high cholesterol. Yeah, Yeah, that's it. Let's add that to your problem Your arteries are clogged the manager said to move to the side very rudely I asked what she meant by that move aside and pointed across the room

Okay, the other side over there. The room's not big enough for the two of us. You crinkly old bitch, get over there with your fucking arthritis. Take your cracklin' ass fucking joints over there. Let's go! The only nice thing I can say is the cook was very nice. Maybe she should be the manager. Or she's good at being a cook and shut the fuck up and let her cook and get a new manager. How about that? And why are we talking to the cook?

Yeah, they should be busy, I would think. Leave the cook alone. Yeah, let them concentrate on their bad eggs This is one star. I was fired yesterday. No, here we go. I love these then Five dots dot dot dot dot dot dot. Okay. It's not right for the reason she fired me I'm my interest is piqued. to tell you. I'm all in. What's the reason they gave? We all come to work the same way. That's a whole sentence. We all come to work the same way. Then in parentheses, y'all got to read between the lines because I'm not saying everything.

Oh, and we can't help you. We can't help you unless you say everything. They fired me because I'm drunk at work, but everybody's drunk here. Listen, we passed the bottle around, so it's definitely not just me. This is ridiculous. Diamond fired me, or DeMond fired me for something she should be fired for too. Yeah, you can't smoke weed at work probably. You know what I mean? I take care of me and my kids.

I have no income now. I can't even do hair on the side because my hands hurt. Also, I don't know how to do hair, so that's not an option. I also can't be an airline pilot or several other jobs. I feel so bad for her. That sucks, man. Yeah, that's shit. Got fired from Waffle House.

There's really no... Yeah, her life is over she lost lost her job at the Waffle House. That's golly the poor thing. That's rough man. Teresa one star if I could give this place zero stars. I would. I would. Three exclamation points too. I really want to give it zero stars. I'm a truck driver. So it's not many options in that in the area to eat. Everything has exclamation points. Every single sentence. It's just a matter of how many. It's sometimes three, sometimes one, sometimes four. But being from Atlanta, I know Waffle House is always dependable. That's three, by the way, exclamation points. I listened to a server complain about her job the whole time and how she was ready to quit. After I placed my order, another server messed up my order with someone else and I informed them. The

server says to me, you can't just switch and eat each other food off the plate. Just hand each other the plates back and forth not at your table not from across the room well then go switch with the man yeah there it is you know where it is what you complaining about go get it go get it coward I was already baffled by the silverware being dirty baffled that I can't that I couldn't, I couldn't phantom the words she spoke. She's looking for fathom here.

Phantom. Theresa's looking for the word phantom and came up with phantom. I couldn't phantom the words she spoke. It's like she just dug around in her purse and was like, this one feels- There we go, what is that? Yeah.

Yeah, that's, that's my lipstick. Nope, it, this one feels good. There we go. What is that? Yeah. Yeah, that's my lipstick. Nope, it's my vape pen. Nope. Shit. All right. Well, back in. Another try.

Wow. My order was completely messed up and the cook says she's not remaking anything. Huh. What do you mean? I'm a paying customer and I just listened to you tell your whole life story about quitting. Oh, Jesus. I guess good help is hard to find Deaf will not be coming back ever again. Hope it was worth it to clean up the mess and miss out on a tip So she gave no tip to which makes her an asshole

I will you know what even if you're terrible I will tip you just to show that I'm not a big fucking twat as you are. That's the thing. I'm leaving a tip. I want everybody in here to know I'm not the one. It's them. And watch. You're a jerk and here's 20 fucking,

you know, here's 25, to show you. Imagine what you would have gotten if you were a half decent. Imagine what you would have gotten if this was a good experience for me. That's right. I will spite you with a tip. I don't care Ashley cuz that's what I would want people to do for me when I served which was for a long time Ashley with one star here. They take too long to clean tables. My food is taking forever to come. It's not even there yet They're writing a review

One star they're cooking my food. I ordered a Texas bacon cheese steak and they didn't put the steak in it. My God, what do you think the fucking- Texas what? Texas bacon cheese steak. Good Christ. That thing comes in a little electric chair.

That's how they serve it. What do you think the stats are on that as far as like, I don't know shit, by the way. I'm not like a healthy guy, but what do you think the stats are on that as far as like, I don't know shit by the way, I'm not like a healthy guy, but what do you think the saturated fat or whatever is on that? That's a word I hear. I'm just trying to fathom, I'm trying to fancy the calories out of that. Come on Jimmy.

The calories in that must be 3000 right? More than that probably. It's gotta be 20, 2500. It's gotta be more than that. It's got Texas that tells me it's fucking huge. It's huge. Yeah, and it's a So it's fuck loads of beef Cheese, I'm thinking yeah the what like bacon and fat grams of fat. What are we talking here? 4000 like what how is it? They constantly butchered my order

Constantly I really did more than once kept doing it service is very slow the workers keep chit-chat and instead of working Yeah, well, we're that's what happens the workers are we're all so rude We were waiting at the table the lady was so rude and told us to wait at the chairs instead of the table We were waiting for to be cleaned, we waited up for 20 minutes just to sit." That was all one sentence. Oh my. Wow. This is the most terrible service I have seen and I'm visiting from New York. I get terrible service and this is worse.

I'm used to it. This is well, now it's there, it's just the same terrible service, but a little slower. That's all the South is. Everybody's the same. Everybody sucks equally equally at their jobs they just do it at different speeds yeah they're gonna take forever to fuck this yeah just take 20% off the time or add it to the yeah here we go Kizzy here it is one star went there over the weekend for late-night dinner in other words I was fucked up as that says to me late-night dinner and the cook said to the waitress after we waited for at least 20 minutes to be acknowledged, verbatim, quote, I'm not cooking.

He can come back here and fix it himself. That's not how Waffle House's work. It's now a self-service Waffle House. I'm not doing it. Oh my God, that's amazing. I suggest going to the location in Colonial Heights for efficient and prompt service. Most important. I'm not doing it.

He knows what the eggs are. I'm not, yeah. I'll show them where the fucking eggs are. I'm not doing it. Okay, last Waffle House. This is Ash here. Okay, one star. I would not go here again

Okay There was no eating no one eating in restaurant, which should have told me something first Yeah, but you can't always go by reviews. No, and that's why we do the show We don't know this this case. I should have the tabletops were nasty and sticky Yes, of course. They were food was very greasy. The cook did not know how to make a waffle at the waffle. This is for me. He doesn't have to. At the waffle house. Yeah. That should be day one. All right, here we go. First things up, you're gonna need to know how to make a waffle, you know, the sign and all. Yeah, you saw the yellow and black up there. Pour the shit in there and then just hold that up for a second. Flip it over it'll beep and then pull the shit out done and done. It's gonna be bad

You don't even have to keep time. Oh My god, so sticky nasty. I know cuz I heard her ask one of the waitresses how to make one That's a good sign. It was very very flat and even looked nasty. Well, yeah, cuz you said that's a pancake That's a pancake. Yay, ta-da They just used pancake mix make waffles the staff wasn't rude Well yeah, because you said it was fun. That's a pancake. That's a pancake. Yay. Ta-da. They just used pancake mix to make waffles. The staff wasn't rude. Well, that's good.

But you could hear them, and here is H-E-R-E, by the way. You could hear them talk about their issues. One waitress burped really loud, then laughed about it. You bitch, how dare you be human. How dare you be human in a waffle house? You know what she's probably eaten in the last five hours? You're lucky she's not farting on you. The reason you heard it is because, like you said, it was empty. If it were full, all of

those people would be doing the same thing that waitress just did. Well they always say if a waitress burps in a waffle house and no one's there to hear it, is it really a burp? You know what I mean? Is it really a waffle house? We've been trying to figure that out for millennia now and I think maybe the hunt for answers goes on. Let's see, laughed about it.

This was while we were eating. The cook didn't know how to make grits either. That's pretty easy. Just water soaps into them. Probably instant ones there, right? Probably. Come on now. What Southerner doesn't know how to make grits? What self-respecting Southerner uses instant grits? As my cousin Vinny would find out later. Come on now. There we go. Because it sure didn't taste like it. So yeah, there you go. Now let's do that. Let's take a swing at something that's not a Waffle House worker's gastrointestinal system. Let's go swing some golf clubs. Hey,

that neither of us ever do. It's very rare. Yeah. We're not golfers here. So we're going to swingers crazy golf. That's the name of it. Stop it. Swingers crazy golf. That makes it sound like people are fucking each other with clubs, right? Right? Fucking clown. Yeah, it's like an adult. No kids allowed like chicks swinging the golf club with their tits out and shit It's like a wild environment winking at a man's wife and saying meet me in the fucking windmill Meet me in the sand trap at hole number four So let's see here. It's four.4 stars it has on Google here. It is on 35 West 29th Street in Manhattan, New York, New York.

So yeah, it's in Manhattan there. Yeah, almost up to midtown there. So Crazy Golf at Swingers and NYC. Swingers, the crazy golf club, this is from their website, has reinvented mini golf for an adult audience by adding gourmet street food, cocktails and party atmosphere. They somehow took golf, which is possibly the douchiest thing that's ever been invented to do, and made it douchier. Said, we're not getting the Venn diagram between these douchebags and these douchebags.

We want it to overlap more, you know I mean, I know some people love golf, but I'm just saying it's We really a lot of golfers are assholes a lot of people on the golf course are just there to drink. Hi How are you? And that's what and that's what this thing seems like it is embracing. Yes. It's like a night golf You know, yeah mini golf and probably glow-in probably glow in the dark and lots of white claw. Yup, you nailed it. It says crazy golf, that's a cut above.

That's the thing here. What is crazy golf, you might ask? Well, sure, I'd love to know. It was about to. Crazy golf is a British term. That's the last thing I expected him to say. I don't know why, but it's a British term is not where I thought that was going Swingers started in London at our NYC venue

We take the classic game of mini golf and add cocktails gourmet street food and live DJs. It's a club where there's no It's kind of like the mini golf you grew up with but way more fun. No, it's not at all like the mini golf Anybody this is annoying. This is annoying loud music. Yeah, that's awful. This is a four stars Boss-lady gives this review or five stars. I'm sorry had a blast visiting this venue This is a great place to have a team event. Yes, this is Douchebag offices here. Absolutely. Everybody's dressed exactly the same. Yep, it's that one. A team event, a party, your family, and your date.

The atmosphere is fun and the mini golf entertaining. There's plenty of space for all kinds of shenanigans. This is, this sounds like sexual, right? It does. You can go behind, yeah, you can finger each other behind things. Yeah. Enjoyed the, and then there's emojis of the party with the party hat and the laughy face

with tears coming out. So she means fucking. Enjoyed the drinks and food, especially the pizzas, burgers, pepperoni, pinwheels, and dessert. How much did she eat? She made a night of it. Holy crap. No kidding. You ate, you said, I'd like a pizza and a burger.

That's and a pepperoni pinwheel and then give me a slice of that cake when you're done. And then you pulled your butthole out? Wow. Definitely worth a visit if you're in town. I'd like to know about the bathroom facilities because I have a feeling she checked on those there. This next one is four stars. I had a great time here with my family. We came on a Friday night at 6.30 p.m. and it was busy but not packed. That's good.

The drinks are pricey but strong. Oh, you get what you pay for. So worth it, that's fine. Yeah, if you're gonna charge a lot, make it nice. The staff are professional. The place is clean and definitely decorated for Instagram photos. Yeah, this is, this is douche central is what this is. The mini golf aspect itself was okay. So you went there to four stars. The main point of it isn't that great, but I did get some great Instagram pictures. I want to punch this person in every

backdrops for my, for my selfies were fucking God, Jesus Christ. I'd like to perform like old school WWE wrestling moves on this guy like me and you doing like tag team maneuvers on him. You know what I mean? Yeah. Heart Foundation. You hold him up. I'll bounce off and clothesline him or vice versa, whatever. Hold them against the turnbuckle. Yes. Road warriors put him up on my shoulder you can dive off the top rope Adam. I don't give a shit. We're gonna do this. Yeah let's do it. This guy sucks. Oh man the courses are short and small but are intricate. They limit you to six swings per hole. That's a hilarious sentence. I'm not mature enough to read that and not laugh. I'm sorry. Which was annoying because we felt like we were getting rushed. Well,

yeah, you want way more than six swings per hole. It's a par three, man. If you can't do it in six, next hole. Move along, drunky. Move along. Yeah. You get drunk, people. It could take them all night to get a ball in a hole. Oh, God. Jesus. Fuck. It would be good for a date night or with a small group of friends But any group larger than four gets separated yet, so groups of four there. Yeah No, I don't think so I really don't or even heard of it really yeah by the time we left around 8 p.m

The place was packed the line was up the stairs and basically to the entrance. So it gets packed is what you're saying. Here is Benjamin 3 stars, come for the mini golf, stay for the drinks, don't order the food. Oh. He's saying get drunk and play golf. But yeah, come here on a full stomach if you could there. Alright, let's find out what we got up here.

Michael 1 star, bartender was kind of creepy. How? Well, he's going to explain this very clearly. Tried hitting on my girlfriend when I was away, then proceeds to call me little guy after telling him to back off. Ah! You son of a bitch. Sure thing, little guy. That's what he said to him while he was like, I picture him drying a glass. Sure thing, little guy. Just fucking.

Oh my God, then he says, interesting guy. Yeah, interesting is the way you put it. No, horny. Horny asshole, I think, is what you're going for there. Trying to pick up chicks at work, kind of, boy. With boyfriends, that's the fun part. Here's one star from B, terrible experience. Okay, would not recommend this place to anyone.

Went there for a friend's birthday party. Birthday day party is how they put it. That confused me. My brain didn't know how to read that and had one drink then the manager Came over with security while we were waiting in line to play golf and accused me of sleeping in line While standing there, we see are you a horse be? Sir, I'm standing. I wasn't sleeping. I just sure you come on my feet Physically impossible. Did you lay down and then stand up?

Yeah, pop up. I'm not sleep rubbing your eyes. No, I'm good Wow most ridiculous accusation for waiting in line and talking to friends Obviously, we were all upset at the accusation because we were there to have a good time We we didn't cause a scene nor raise our voices. We just continued with our game. Two of us went to get drinks and were followed by security who told we had to leave. Now they got to leave. Oh, now you need to get out of here. Wow. We asked why and only explanation we got was because the manager wanted us to leave.

Did you know this person and you don't know you know this person? They know something about you. Yeah, you like dumped this person like six months ago and forgot about it or some shit. They don't want to see your face on the camera. Get him out of here. Yeah. We couldn't use our vouchers nor were we issued a refund. Again, we didn't cause a scene or be disrespectful to security. We just left. Not sure why this overzealous manager wanted to ruin our experience but we will never go back. Maybe because one of the women wouldn't fuck the bartender. Maybe that's why. That's why they got tossed.

Did you not give anybody your phone number? Oh my god, that's funny. Well there's a response from the owner here though. Let's find out what they have to say. Hi there. That's a great way to start it. When I'm pissed off I want someone to say hi there. That's a great way to start it. When I'm pissed off, I want someone to say hi there. Hi there.

Hi there, fuck you. Our first priority is always to keep swingers a safe and fun environment for all of our guests. We asked you not to continue to drink as you were intoxicated. And after you continued to do so, our team made the call for safety of the rest of our venue to ask you to leave. Thanks."

You got cut off is what happened. Yeah. One of your people in your party sat down and took a little cat nap on accident, or what we might call in the drinking biz, passed out. Yeah. One of your friends passed out. Had a little fucking drinking nap is what they did in the deal there. And when they were pointed out that they passed out, they said, I got a second win.

And then your friends are like, I'll go get you another drink. No, he passed out. He gets no more drinks. In the trade that's called nodding off from a blackout. So we're going to go ahead and cut you off at that point. Not good. It's time for you to go home. Yep.

You got to go now, motherfucker. Next up, Marcella. Here we go. Marcella one star We called the day before and we're told the reservations weren't necessary if we visited before 7 p.m Any day so we tried to visit the next day, but we were informed by the doorman. We couldn't get in without a reservation Save your time and money. This place is misleading. Who knows just how much more you just who knows just how much more Once you get inside.

Yeah, but what time did you get there? You get there at 6.45? Cause that's too close to seven. On a Saturday night probably, yeah. Too close. It's so misleading, who knows how much worse. That's amazing. And the inside, it must be just nothing.

It's like opening the door on beetles and trampling them like a sand worm. Yeah, gone. It's crazy opening the door and beetles trampling the sandworm. Yeah gone It's crazy in there Inside it's just a halal meat shop. I don't get it. I don't know what I'm doing zero stars for misleading Okay, one star from Casey. This place is so silly So well that sounds is that good? It could be good Yeah, yeah, you pay a fortune to get rushed through a few holes

Well, I mean yeah, that's that sounds like life We heard that complaint from that brothel out in Vegas to the same thing Maybe in 20 minutes. Yeah, that's about right That's what they did do and we've tried twice hoping the first was just a bad night since it was the right after they opened The specialty drinks were all right bathrooms were nice and clean just not really worth the hype even with the frou frou decorations frou frou frou frou you f-r-o-u decorations frou frou that is a frou frou oh god Jesus okay here's a couple more that are wonderful okay well one Andrea, I'm not the one to normally write reviews on places, but this

place is actually, all caps, terrible. Actually terrible. How so? The staff is so unprepared, they blamed me and my party on a quote quote altercation that took place at the front desk. You got in a fight at the desk who punched to well that by no means was an altercation. We'd been waiting to play for two hours. She's going to go into this. Don't worry.

It wasn't a fight. You want to show you a fight. I'll show you a fight. I didn't even break my razor out. I'll tell you what I could have caught you. I'm going to say that wasn't an altercation. Not an altercation We had been waiting to play for two hours and two persons in our party had to leave because they did not want to miss

Their train back home. This is a complete algebra problem. It's literally a train if they leave it's two hours and watching Philadelphia. Yeah, now you're gonna get mixed into another party. That's how it works That's how it goes. The woman at the front desk was very rude and unprofessional And then in parentheses none of us were intoxicated by the way. We only had one previous drink at the bar They're not saying what they had before they got there, but that's fine, right? Security cornered us and threatened to throw our party out We were then cut off by the bar when only one drink was purchased by each person And then we were told if we did not stop being disruptive we would be thrown out. Yeah I'm truly in shock of how everything was handled and how we could not even advocate for ourselves without

being labeled disruptive. Well you don't have the right to due process in a private business that's the thing you just get thrown out. This place was not ready to be opened it seems very rushed and the process of waiting in line waiting to play by the way only one club and one ball was given to each party. So in the party of six, there was only one club and one ball. Well, because only one of you can shoot at the same time, but that's still stupid.

Yeah, it's weird. Everybody gets their own club. That's tough. Hey, at Cracker Jacks, you get your own ball, your own club, and then you just, at the end, your last hole, you put it in the... It's gone. Yeah, it's gone.

It goes back to the front. Or you can not do the last hole and just go around. Do it again. Do it all the many times you want, if you're like us, delinquent and poor as children. Is that place still open? I wanna say yes, but probably not. Well, it's two prime of a location, with so much acreage, to have that piece of shit there. there if it is closed or open we're gonna do reviews of that place

it turned into a shithole okay so that's where I filed my fucking phone down it fell out of my pocket in my in the go-kart and it took the corner of my phone off yeah just was dragging on the pavement or on the course. Oh my God, okay, let's move on to Juan with one star. Hope owner sees with asterisks around it. All right, was having a great day celebrating fourth year anniversary with my wife until we were done golfing and sitting near the cafe area

to order food. I was legit on my phone looking for nearby restaurants around Times Square when my wife orders a drink and one order of tacos from the female waiter. That's called a waitress in America. In English, female waiter is a long way to say that. When we received the order of the tacos, we were, oh it's important that you know it's a fee, well a waitress would have done that. Anyway, the tacos were good and the drink okay. You'll know what I mean in a second here. The general manager approached me extremely unprofessionally with a tone asking me what I

needed. First off, I didn't...first off didn't approach me to tell me who she was until she told me okay I'm gonna get you the check but I'm kicking you out. I asked her why. She said, they don't tolerate those kind of comments. Oh. Okay. I asked again what comments. General manager, parentheses Barbie, I don't know, that's an insult or her actual name, said I asked the waiter who was attending me if she quote, was on the menu. Oh. On his fourth anniversary with his wife I Was just shocked that she really thought I would say such a comment in front of my wife celebrating our four-year anniversary I'm surprised didn't say it says swingers on the fucking sign outside Adult golf place you'll innuendo in the name of this place

Leave the waitresses alone, please. Servers are not, leave them alone. Also, don't go to Hooters and say crazy shit either. No, they're busy and their hands are filthy, so you don't want that. Anyway. And they're dressed like an asshole, so be nice. They're not happy about it. I told her, do you really think I would say such a comment in front of my wife? She just stood there and didn't say anything.

Just said, well, I'm kicking you out and have to stand by my employee no matter what I told her I'm assuming you have cameras here You can see me not even acknowledge the server or even say a word to her because I was on my phone the whole time I'm a rude jerk. It's right there on the camera I'm an asshole who treats service staff like they're beneath me. What are you talking about? I completely dismissed her you can watch her feed me grapes as I completely will not make eye contact with her. I play Candy Crush.

All I said to her was never look me in the eyes. I don't understand the problem. Wow, just very unprofessional way to handle it and really just ruin my anniversary. All right, a couple more here. Julie in one star. Bouncers are unprofessional. They got bouncers. Bouncers. There's booze.

You got to have it. I don't know if they mean bouncers in general or just the ones here or what, but they hired riffraffs for cheap labor. Riffraffs. They went down by the docks and got riffraffs. See? They got common street tops around here. Common street tops, yeah. They're collecting fucking, they're collecting numbers debts over here. They stick their hand into your bag and infringe on your rights for some tourist trap club. That's what he says. Okay. Terrible

representation by any, terrible representation any establishment. It's so hard to read when the sentences aren't like human sentences. Yeah. It's also fascinating how, you know, right. Well, people also get really angry when they're, when they feel slighted and you can't fucking type when you're mad. No, not even a little bit. Can't type when you're mad.

It's insane. Two more quick ones that are just hilarious. Here's Craig One Star. Our group was denied at the door as one of us had a sealed packet of customized M&Ms. Pretty dumb. No food in here. No food even if it's just a custom, like obviously a novelty and not food. That's the collector's item. I'm not going to eat it. That's fucking fun. And they own a response saying sorry to hear about this we're investigating this further with our operations team investigating it. We're gonna do forensics on the M&M thing. All right Will here one star last

one this is amazing the bouncer turned me away because he told me quote Nebraska wasn't a real state. That's all he didn't have any more experience. He looked at his ideas like never heard of it. Fuck off. Holy shit. Nebraska is not a real. Hey everybody in Nebraska who listens to the show.

Guess what? Your license plate. It's a fucking lie and it's not welcome in New York. It's not welcome. Maybe those bouncers are riff raff. Okay. I've been a bouncer. One of the things you have to know is all the states just to make sure that you know, you have to know those. Put a map up by the door. If the guy let me look up, there it is. Okay. Come on in and then let you in. How's he never heard of Nebraska never

Once never a red helmet and on it no fucking blue. Okay Sure, it's a white helmet. It's a white helmet with a red end, right? It's a no. Did I say it the other way around? Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. I meant yeah, I inverted that I meant white helmet red end, you know, but white jerseys, you know talking about Fed motherfucker never heard of. Never heard of him. Never heard of him. It's not real. It's not a real state. Real state, get out of here.

I can see him just flicking it back at him. It's not a real state, fuck off. You thought that was gonna work? Get out of here. It is actually, no it's not. Imagine having to get a map out on Google and be like, this is a map of the United States. I swear to God, look at it, it's right there.

Dude, look on my phone, see where it says home? I'm gonna zoom out real quick. See that, that's the whole state of Nebraska. Right there, bordered by Kansas, see it? Oh man. So that guy needs some help and some education. That's amazing. And what we need is something different.

We need to educate ourselves, because this is something that we'll know nothing about at all, with our personal item of the week. Oh boy. Everybody, and it's something that I don't understand at all. It's not a sexual thing. No? I figured let's take a one week.

After the cum last week, I'm like, I need to. That was a lot. Let's cleanse ourselves. We need to wash all that off of us. And it's just as weird, or not as weird. I don't know. I think you have to have a vagina to really know as weird I don't know I think you have to have a vagina to really know anything I don't know anything about like how you're gonna control your period that seems like a personal thing yeah this is

a it's called the organic cup menstrual cup I'm horrified this perf this particular one is size B slash large so Size B. Size B slash large. So I guess this is for your larger. The bigger one. Yeah, reusable period cup, my god. That's what they are, man. Pad and tampon alternative, light to heavy flow, not offered in California.

What, are they illegal there? Apparently so. It's $27 for this, and I don't know how many you get here. One, James. For $27. One, oh it's one. It's reusable. $27, Jesus Christ. How many do you get?

I don't know if it's a stack like Dixie Cups, I don't know. That's exact. Is it red Solo Cups? Is it like 50 in a pack? There's only one. That's exactly what I was thinking was a big stank. It's a stack of $27. It's like how many? It's like $27.

$27. You gotta get what? At least like five, six of them was what I thought. You got 30, 50? How many? That's what I was thinking. The picture of the box, I was looking for the count on it. And I'm like, there's no count. It just says, I can't read what it says because I have tears in my eyes. I have to wipe them away.

Box contains organic cup instructions and storage pouch. A pouch, you can bring it with you. Oh, Jesus. Oh, God. Yeah, because what if, oh, fuck. I mean, oh, I understand the alternative wants, all of that for like the chemicals I don't know you got to take it everywhere with you when it's close Do you have it? I think someone has a little pouch and they're like swinging it as they walk around like it's

Like a little purse or like a little kid first like a clutch like a 50s kid with a with like a little sack of jacks and they're just swinging them around who wants to play My sanitary cup. Good Christ. Says it's 100% satisfaction guaranteed. That's good. We are so convinced that you'll love your Organic Cup Menstrual Cup. We offer a 100% money back guarantee. That's not your cup. They'll give you your money back. You can't return it. That's crazy. Wow. If you're not, it's been in you. It's where I think. I don't know. They'll give you your money back. You can't return it. That's crazy. Wow.

If you're not, it's been in you. It's where I think. I don't know. We'll find out. If you're not satisfied, simply contact us and we'll refund you. No questions asked. We don't even need to know what's going on inside your pussy, first of all. Oh, Jesus God.

This is so frightening. I can't. It's the winner of Allergy Award 2019. What? Because it's a skin skin friendly product for your body that's not an allergenic. That's actually an award ceremony they have. An allergy award.

Let's all get together for the allergy awards. Feels like Benadryl's dominated that for awhile, right? That's a fun crowd. Imagine Benadryl losing to that. Yeah. What a fun crowd. People wiping their face. Ha ha ha.

Bumpy rashes. This is 4.4 stars too by the way on here. People love these. I don't have an opinion one side or the other but it's fucking frightening. How could we? It says no leaks, no worries. Organic cup holds three tampons worth. Thank you for not being explicit about worth of what. And can be worn for up to 12 hours.

Forget about your period. While pads and tampons absorb, organic cup collects. What's the difference? Is that what we want? What the fuck is the difference? This eliminates irritation and dryness while ensuring the natural pH balance is kept intact. Yeah, that's the chemical thing.

I guess that's the thing. And it also, it's award-winning. It's been awarded the product of the year twice. So take that. Five stars. Happy I joined the Cup Club. Oh, Jesus God. First and foremost, I just want to toss it out there that I am a very sensitive individual.

Don't say toss it out there. I totally a very sensitive individual. I totally pictured her just like spraying it out of a crowd of people. Emptying it out the window. Like when a rock star throws his beer out the crowd, you know what I mean? Like it's one of those. I'm very sensitive individual physically. Like everything all caps, new either makes me itch or sick or feel off not this I've been getting rashes suddenly from pads and can't use tampons So I decided to give a cup a go and I am so glad that I did so long as you have Your proper size. I found this to be compatible through an online quiz

How big is your vagina is the name of the quiz? quiz how big is your vagina is the name of the quiz it comes with like a fucking Taylor's measure tape how big is your pussy that's the name of the quiz is there like a stent like a ring you know I mean like yeah you gotta put it take a picture and upload it maybe I don don't know. Oh my god. And right from the first attempt it was a success. No leaks or discomfort. Fit like a glove. Definitely recommend doing some research beforehand to see how to insert, remove, clean, etc.

with proper fitting because I could see how this would be a bit daunting or nerve wracking to some. There's a process, if you know what I mean, but in the long run I have a feeling it will be beyond worth it. Also excited for the money I'll save. Ha ha ha. She's getting over on the system now. Take that Tampax. Stick it to the man. That's right. Put a cup in your pussy and stick it to the man. Jam a Kotex up yourself. Yeah. you tell big business right where to put it up your pussy with a cup Actually I will even go as far as to say it feels like I'm not even on my period with this thing Try it out then with a winky emoji, which makes it seem weird. Okay, five stars does everything it's supposed to

I've been using this for years since I lost my Diva Cup. Lost it where? Up there? Oh, I haven't found it yet. Whoa. The silicone is flexible enough to not be painful while still popping open easily. Popping open? Okay.

Provided it's correctly inserted. Once it's in, I don't tend to get any leaks and honestly forget about it in day to day life. Don't do that. Oh no, it's just up there. I do find when I have a very heavy flow, things can get a little slippery as it fills up and gravity does its thing. The weight of it, my god, it's going to fall out.

But I've never had to come close to falling out. That's really good. Three stars, suction to the max. What? Um, and then it says warning, warning, embarrassment, female talk, absolutely hilarious. Okay. That's her warning. Let me tell you about this cup. This is like inside, like we're not supposed to be here. This is going on in like a female locker room with them. We got locked in a locker and then all these women came in and now they're talking about

this and they're like, don't say anything James, just shut up. We're like the guys in Porky's, like we busted a hole out of the tile in the showers, we're like we're going to see some tits and instead they're sitting around talking about this and we're like, this is disgusting, I don't want to. Okay, let me tell you about this cup. I was all excited to try something new to manage my heavy period and maybe last more than an hour between trips to the bathroom. I put this sucker in, put this sucker in, it felt comfortable and went to bed. Woke up the next morning to take it out, it wouldn't

budge. Oh no. Oh man. I quickly jumped into the shower to see if changing positions would help and she's like squatting, standing, foot up on the thing, and tried to remove this thing for an hour to no avail. I tried bearing down to the point of nearly passing out due to heart rate dysregulation. She tried to push it out. Yeah, she tried to give birth to this cup. She tried to flex a kegel out of it.

Yeah, this cup was doomed to be stuck inside me forever. Oh my god Oh, no, that's not good. What was supposed to What was I supposed to do be one of those patients walk into an emergency department with something stuck inside me? Yeah, I called my ogbyn and got stuck with a doctor says she did who should have retired ten years ago That's what you want a 90 year oldyear-old man asking you about this. Did you say O-G-B-Y-N? O-B-G-Y-N. My original gangster.

I am so distracted by this shit. You're flustered, man. Wow, this is amazing. He promptly entered the exam room and with the door wide open, loudly exclaims, quote, see, it got something stuck. Oh, God. Oh, it hurts. Humiliating.

Oh, my God. It was that at that moment that my life ended. He attempted to pull the cup out with his hand, knowing full well that would be impossible. Let me just jam it up there and find out. I think I, you know, I just want to give it a shot. See if I can get this lawnmower to crank. Come on, you know why? Did you prime it?

Did you prime it a couple of times? Did you hit the ball? Holy shit, that's fucking amazing. He attempted to pull the cup out knowing it would be impossible, asked for what I swear were tongues used for barbecue grilling Yeah, forcefully pulled the cup from my cervix from my cold dead cervix The sucking sounds coming from inside me were absolutely atrocious and the tiny exam room looked like a crime scene. It popped.

Oh no. This guy was covered. He looked like fucking he just murdered 12 women. He looked like the hash browns in a Waffle House. Yeah. Disgusting. Smothered and covered. When all was completed the doctor asked me if I would like the cut back.

Ha! I don't want to look at this. You want this? To which I said heck no and he promptly tossed it in the biohazard. Well that's probably good. Next up, two stars, two doctors had to pull it out. One star for each doctor. That's great.

I ordered the large size since I've given birth vaginally. It's like, you know, it's pretty big in there. Figured it's bigger than most. It's, you know, it's like it's, it's not like it's not a studio apartment, I'll say that once. It's a nice condo in there. It's not brand new no more. I managed to get it in the first try and it was so comfortable.

I was skeptical since tampons are always painful for me. I felt it seal and it was like it wasn't even there I went in the pool had no leaks. She's like, let me try kids. Is there a blood trail behind me? No, I Thought I found the next best invention I checked a couple times throughout the hour to make sure I could still feel it in feel it decently up there Then I went to take it out. It was so far up in me that my fingers couldn't reach past the tip to break the seal or pull it down. I tried forever. Had my mom try and help me. Nothing. Ma! Ma, jam your hand up my pussy and take this out of here.

Is that what women do? Ladies! She's gotta explain to her mom what it is first. Dude, if you had something stuck up your ass, would you ask your dad to reach up there and pull it out? I would never do that. Well, he would have barbecue tongs though, my father. That'd be good. He's got a lot of tools. He does work on his motorcycle and shit, he might be the guy to go to. Dad, I'm wearing a Dixie Cup so I don't shit my pants. He just fucking fixed the fuel line on my classic car so maybe he could do it.

Get in there and get it out. Sorry I doubted you, Dad. You could take whatever I need now. It's going to be a crime scene out here. Oh my God, that is amazing. Nothing. It was in there way too good. Not too good, I wouldn't say that.

Too bad. I only left it in for four hours because I wanted to get used to taking it in and out. I tried and no strategy was working. I watched every video, read every article. You're gonna get a lot of strange served some ads. Look at a lot of different vaginas. And there was no improvement.

So I ended up going to Urgent Care. Well, here in the out of options at this point. Urgent Care, not even the OGBYN. Urgent Care. Jesus Christ. The first doctor and nurse used a speculum to open my canal and the doctor had such a hard time locating it because it was clear.

She attempted a few times to use different types of clamp-like gadgets to break the suction, but couldn't because it had lodged diagonally. So another doctor came in. Oh my god, now there's a group gathering around. Come look at this lady. Come on. Look inside this lady. This is wild. You got a sideways diva cup. Come here. Wow. She expressed that the suction was so difficult to break. Finally after a half hour of two doctors and a nurse, they were able to get it out. Anybody else? The maintenance guy came by, the janitor's here. She's a NASCAR team now. Wow. Yeah.

Unreal. The cup cost me more than $30. I asked the doctor if I put it in wrong and she told me it was in the right place But the suction was just so strong. There's no way I would have gotten it out without medical help It may work a little too. Well, I don't want to discourage anyone from trying it because there's so many benefits But maybe not get a clear one just in case you need help getting it out Well, it doesn't come in a rainbow of colors here Wow, that is I'm fucking dying here. One star, I've never cried and had a panic attack this bad.

Oh, was so stressed, this being the first menstrual cup I ever tried, it took me 15 minutes to try to get the dang thing in. Now it's a dang thing, it sounds silly. And when it started, I was all down and now I'm like, all right, it's a dang thing. And when it started to go in, it was so painful like all right It's a dang thing and when it started to go to go in it was so painful It was getting it out was a different story. I tried to get it out on the toilet in the shower in a hot bath

squatting etc Stand on her hands hanging off the monkey bars. She did all sorts My god, I was about to have my partner try to take it out of me. I finally got it out and will never put that thing in my body again. Tried the truck, tried to fuck. Tried to fuck. He said yuck.

No luck. He said yuck, I had no luck. I ended up ordering a small, much more flexible, hope this was helpful, I got the medium. Wow. Okay, so she got a tiny giant, that's all. Yeah, she's just smaller than she thought she had, actually. Good for her, she just, that's fine.

Yeah, I mean, I guess that's what, is that what you're going for, I don't know. Here's one star, do not buy. It indeed arrived in all linen recyclable environment friendly kind of packaging But that is not what I put in there Okay, the pull cord broke. It's got a pull cord. It's got a fucking like a wall Is it speeds? Whoa as I tried to take it out at the at base, at the very base and could not extract it

for a good 20 minutes. I used medical steel tweezers, which I imagine not everyone has. My bathroom looked like an illegal abortion place. It exploded. Oh, fingering yourself like a turkey trying to get this thing out is not cool. Like like a turkey is great because it's Waltz Out Murder. That's very funny fingering yourself like a turkey Second concern is that blood never washed off this cup no matter how much I boiled it steamed it or soaked it Baby, that's she boiled broiled fried it up by you know Right it with some fucking some cod chunks that just didn't have.

I imagine good quality silicone would not have failed me in either of those aspects. Holy fucking shit. That is a fascinating product, James. Last one, Jennifer. This was not easy at all for me to remove. It almost got stuck inside. I'd rather wear a tampon and the cleanliness of using this is in question. There's no way to know it when it needs to be removed and reinserted as it leaks. If I had the larger size, my guess would be it would be uncomfortable

and too large for me. It is a messy thing in my opinion. Had to put it in there just because she said that. Okay. Next up, we've been having too much fun, Jimmy, just too much fun. Someone's gonna need to come round us up. Let's get arrested. What do you say? Oh boy. Let's get arrested by the Los Angeles Police Department. They're a great- You don't understand, officer.

All this blood is from a period cup that got stuck. I swear to God. You're coming with us. I'm not the Hillside Strangler. The LAPD is where we're going everybody they have now on Google They don't allow you to to they take police department reviews down, but on Yelp. They don't give a fuck so really yeah this it has For 1.9 stars the LAPD Now I've been watching all the OJ stuff as you know the trial and all that there's just so much talk

So that's why I'm like let's see what people think about the LAPD now. And it's fun. It's absolutely four stars for America. It's by the way, I don't have to explain. It's the police department for the city of Los Angeles. Four stars updated review. My car was stolen. They found it, contacted me, arrested the perpetrators. That's five

stars. That's a perfect day. Yeah. Got your car back, they arrested the person. I don't even give a fuck about the person. I don't care what happened to them. I can't believe they found it. That's amazing and that wow. Incredible. My only complaint was I don't think I was ever given the opportunity to press charges or does it even work that way? Is it a given? Okay, yeah, I think yeah, you steal someone's car if you report it That's that anyway overall was happy with the outcome since they were actually able to track down my car and immediately Contacted me tried to give me as much details as possible and helped with my insurance claim

So in that sense they did something right they did everything right thing They did everything right you They did everything right. You didn't get a chance to yell at them in court. That's the problem you're having with this. I'm mad they did everything you could possibly want, expect, or even hope for to solve my legal problem that happened to me. Ma'am, there are rape kits in Maricopa County gone untested. You got your fucking car back. You got your car back. That's amazing. I figured since I wrote a bad review when they did nothing, I figured it's since I wrote a bad review when they did nothing. So she updated, yeah they're looking at it, somebody fucking help Erica would you? She's right, she's a review writer. She's a local guy, go find her car.

Do you know how busy a city like that a police department is? And a stolen car is fucking bottom rung. Nobody's hurt. That is amazing. Ken with the most incomprehensible five star review in the history of all reviews. Five stars, excellent exclamation point. Yup, I double checked. And there has been an avalanche law since 1991 prohibiting the use of snowmobiles in the state of California in conjunction with the stadium law also prohibiting any stadiums

in California. Oh my god. Qualcomm Stadium in San Diego is currently demolished and demolition crews are waiting for my green light in Los Angeles For the takedown of those LA stadiums Him he's whether waiting for his go-ahead he's gonna give him the nod do we go today for the forum is it today is it today? Great work LAPD first time in American history. We are losing stadiums What in the fuck are you talking about somebody's sick? This person has no idea what's going on. I know well, yeah unwell. That's the internet really I mean

It's not for everyone. You know what I mean sick Wow He went from snowmobiles to stadiums and he wants them all gone That's well I don't like that that person who's obviously out of their fucking minds their opinion carries the same exact weight that yours or mine does That's crazy or any of us listening. It's crazy Gloria five stars want to give praise to our officers We have an ongoing problem at the Canyon Plaza Mall in Sun Valley, North Hollywood.

The officers are very helpful in responding to the neighborhood and curtailing the racers that decide to create chaos very late at night without consideration to the many residences surrounding the mall. Oh, I got some of those. There you go. Street racer. Four stars from Eric. As a felon, I don't want anyone getting the wrong idea

and thinking I like cops. That's a great way to start out a sentence. Don't get the wrong idea. But I saw this dude in a Jeep run off a forest service road and run over my neighbor's property on purpose. When I reported it, they were on the ball. Four stars, great service, no complaints. You're a felon you got somebody else

Yeah, that's not my none of my business Lee with one stars one star not one stars. Yeah, there are no words for my experience last night Oh, this is gonna be fun, but I'm gonna find some I used to have respect for law enforcement But I am shocked and devastated now for who is running our environment but I am shocked and devastated now for who is running our environment. My family and I attended an event at the Hollywood Bowl and some girl punched my little sister in the face on our way of exiting. Yeah. Alright. After asking them if they just punched my sister, well did they or didn't they?

What are you asking for? Did you punch my sister? Yeah, if they did, well start swinging back or shut the fuck up and run the other direction. That's your option. A group of Latin American people attacked me, my two sisters and father. Now it's a family affair. That's what you get. Leaving blood and strangulation marks on all of us. The cops did not arrest them and instead got in my face, grabbed my phone from my hands, called me a quote retarded drunk. That's about right. And said if I choose to press charges, they would arrest us too. In other words, do you all want to go home or do you want everybody to go to jail? Cause I didn't see what happened and they're all,

this looks like a big fucking may like everybody's bloody Everybody's been choked. I don't know everybody's taking swings. That's that's when you walk up That's all you can do cuz yeah, you didn't see it And you know you just taking this person's word against those person that person's word. I'm in shock I've been on hold all day to file a complaint on these three officers Two of their names being Diaz and Ponce who were Latin American female officers who refused to take pictures of our injuries, currently seeking legal counsel. Okay, one star. They are nothing, this is Caps, nothing but crooked and corrupt.

I've heard that. This happens. They cover up and protect thieves and yes and said quote there is no crime even though it has been going on for years they cover up Steve's they help the thieves apparently thieves thieves even though it's been going on for years what we don't know just something whatever they're covering up they do absolutely nothing that's why theft has been rampant okay all right one right. One star. The department

allows their officers to sexually assault minors. No, they don't. That's throwing a big swing out there. Holy shit. A wild accusation. Talk about taking a fucking wild swing. They're harboring child rapists in there. Wow. They're allowing their officers to, no, they're saying the officers actually themselves are sexually assaulting the minors. Oh, and they're allowing their officers to, no they're saying the officers actually themselves are sexually assaulting the minors. And they're allowed, yeah. That's policy apparently, is what they're saying. It's in the HR handbook.

That's page four of the handbook here. Officer I won't say his whole name here, Officer Jeremy blank blank is as corrupt and creepy. The department needs to fire and prosecute him. What did he do? I think he fingered somebody's little sister or some shit. That's what they're saying. I don't know. I'd like to know more about that. One star maybe I'd like to know star. I hope a police officer knows and rectifies the situation. Yes, let's hope so. Why is there a fruit stand on every effing corner with eight question marks? 54 years in this neighborhood and now this?

It's ridiculous. You can get ticketed for riding a bike on the sidewalk but can block a sidewalk all day selling something that's not monitored. BS. Okay. All selling something that's not monitored BS Okay, all right, that's fine Sonia one star the use of helicopters is ridiculous and absurd. I Can't believe they work either the general use of them. It is pretty ridiculous I don't know why they work. I've lived in cities around the world and in no other city Do they use helicopters to do everyday policing?

It's a waste of taxpayer money and a nuisance to the community They wake me up and cause destruction of property today a low-flying Helicopter blew all of my lawn furniture away and damaged my lemon tree. How long was this fucking helicopter? He buzzed your house that thing to blow away lawn furniture That shit must have been what 40 feet off the ground just hovering above your yard Was he trying to land on the car he was chasing? I think he's trying to see if he could take some lawn furniture out And and also fuck up her lemon tree so I can blow those Adirondacks three Man this chopper's got some thrust.

This thing doesn't fuck around. I had this problem in both West Hollywood and North Hollywood. There are no statistics or information available about the use of helicopters by the LAPD and they're never joined by ground officers, so I can assume these are just joy rides. They're just having fun. Yay, let's have some fun. This one, okay, well maybe this will be the last one. Rebecca, one star.

Someone tried to carjack me late one night. At a red light, he hopped out of the car next to me, put a gun to my window and demanded my vehicle. My fight or flight instinct kicked in and I ran the red light, luckily avoiding an accident and the carjacking. Yeah, that's what you do. Gas. Boom.

You're in drive. When I reported the incident to police, I was treated badly and told that it was probably a road rage incident and that I probably pissed the person off. What did you do, lady? Well that's what he basically said. One officer even said, and this is in in quotes This happens a lot with women drivers because they don't pay attention and realize they were driving badly Not only are you a bad driver yours too dumb to know that you're not driving well, because you're you know You got your men's e cup jam too far up your fucking

We got a diagonal vaginal? What's happening? Yeah. You got fucking, you got mencies in your brains. That's what's going on right now. That's amazing. Imagine a cop saying that. That's crazy.

I hope that's not true. I really do. He said it. I'm sure he said it. I know this wasn't road rage, just a straight carjacking attempt. The officers in the Hollywood station were consistently condescending and rude to me during the entire investigation. I realize that the police have a tough job and I certainly wouldn't want to do it,

but come on, as an officer shouldn't you be helping the victim rather than attacking them? No wonder why so many crimes go unreported. Why don't you take a driving course? Oh my god, that is fucking wild here And then we will do two more very quick ones one star officer Bike 159 he says needs to be removed and is a disgrace to the badge Threatening and harassing a member of the public and then

in parentheses his boss. For no reason other than to flaunt his ego. I don't understand. This guy was harassing his commanding officer apparently. On a bicycle? Riding around him in circles going wee-hoo can't get me. I don't understand that. To flaunt his ego, apparently.

And then one star, it seems the LA police force don't give a monkey's cuss about the first law of your land. First first first cryin' shame. Which sounds like a country song. First first first cryin' shame. Don't give a monkey's cuss. They don't give a monkey's cuss about nothing first first first crying shame First law I don't give a monkey's cuss about the first law your land putty a monkey's cuss

Have we ever heard that before no? That's a fucking new one. Well, that's the LAPD. So I don't know what to say ladies drive better. I guess according to them I don't know what to say ladies drive better. I guess according to them. I don't know Everybody strap on your mency cup head on down to the Waffle House and then afterwards Let's have a swing in good time with some golf It's been a lot of fun. What a day what a day check out our other two shows by the way crime in sports and small-town Murder, which are exactly what they sound like tell you that but very funny also You would murder which are exactly what they sound like tell you that but very funny also do that you would you can't phantom what's going on over there you'll never

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