Your Stupid Opinions - Brawling Burger King, Retirement Prison Camp, Broken Sex Toys, Non-Amusement Park

Episode Date: April 1, 2024

This week, we check out reviews & grievances about a Burger King where you can fight the whole staff for your ranch dressing. A pack of cheap sex toys that may leave you searching for missing pieces, in bad places. An amusement park that will teach you to twerk. A retirement community that is frequently compared to 1930s Germany & much more!!Join comedians James Pietragallo and Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!Subscribe and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!!Don't forget to rate & review!!Hosted by James Pietragallo & Jimmie WhismanSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to your stupid opinions ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Hello everybody and welcome back to Your Stupid Opinions. Hey! Hello. My name is James Petrigallo. I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wissman. Thank you so much for joining us today to hear more about what other people think of things. And it is awesome. We cannot wait for this.

Every week, this is like the highlight of the week to hear, to hear people's very, very stupid opinions. And we'll say upfront, like we say every week, these are not our opinions. They're not, these are other people's opinions. So if you disagree,

you're not disagreeing with us. You're disagreeing with whoever these people are. So that's how that goes. And, uh, the other thing is next week, actually, we will have some,

uh, place that I'll actually review too, because it's a place I've gone to and had a recent terrible experience at. Oh, boy. And then I looked up the reviews and I was like, oh, my, I'm not alone. This will be great. You should have expected this. We will do that.

Make sure to follow on social media. Check out the groups. There's groups where they exchange their own reviews and everything. So check that out. It's a lot of fun. And listen to our other two podcasts, Crime in Sports and Your Stupid Opinions. Oh, this is Your Stupid Opinions. Wow.

And Small Town Murder. There they are. That's the two. That said, let's get into this right away. Yeah. With, as promised at the end of last week, we're going to start out at a Burger King here in Las Vegas. Okay. 6780 North Dur King here in Las Vegas. Okay. Yeah.

6780 North Durango Drive, Las Vegas. Where the hell? Now, this is, the thing about Vegas is the casinos make a fantasy world for you to come into. And like, it's because they're trying to take your money. So they can't just have like a garage. Yeah. You know, it's, this isn't, It's all legal, so there's competition.

This isn't like a Brooklyn garage in the 50s where we're going to have a poker game around here. So that's all nice, but everything outside of that in Vegas is not nice. It's very much like Phoenix. It's a very similar city. There's a lot going on. It's not um it's not it's not set up to be a fantasy it's it's a right it's very much a reality the rest of it there are there are two locations that are fantasy land like fremont street which is it's a little more like

tongue-in-cheek goofy it's fun isn't it funny that you just lost everything yeah yeah whereas the other side is like a tease that you could have everything. If you lose everything on the old strip, you've done it all wrong. If you're going to lose everything, at least do it in a nice environment. Head up to the Bellagio and piss all your money away. At least there's a fountain. Down there, you're going to lose everything and then come out and be accosted by 12 people that want to take your pictures and an Elvis impersonator and some guy who's going to do a magic trick for you. Get away from me.

And a family on a zip line whizzing over your head. Awful. Awful. It's like Six Flags where you can lose all your money. If you could lose your house at Six Flags, that's what the old strip is. Fremont's hilarious. It is awful. And Sugar Ray's singing for no reason.

Oh, man. I stayed. I'll tell it another time. Actually, we'll do a review of it. I stayed at a bad hotel down there one time. That was $17 for a night. So we'll do that. Someone stole my jacket there, James.

I'm sure they did. You're lucky they didn't steal your pants off of your body. You're lucky they didn't steal my life. Yeah. So let's start out here at this Burger King. It's at, what did I say, 6780 North Durango Drive. Now, on Google, it has 2.8 stars. Oh, shit. I'm going to show you the allocation, how it's broken down.

Oh, my. There's at least- Those one stars outnumber everything. Outnumber everything. Combined, it looks like. Way more than the five stars. There's at least 25% more one stars than five stars here, which is not great. So funny. It's a Burger King.

It's an expected standard. Let's start out with five stars because some people are going to go there and get their Whopper. Somebody had it their way. Fries will be crispy. I asked for no mayo. There's no mayo. Terrific job.

They did it. Five stars, Clean establishment. Nice staff. And food was surprisingly good compared to what you'd normally hear from BK. Surprisingly good. Why would you go somewhere where you're like, well, this is going to be terrible? Here we go. Yeah.

If you're surprised, it's good. I'm surprised you went there. That was dumb of you to spend money. That's not 2.8 or 2.9? 2.8, this is. Wow. Here's another one, five stars. Burger King is and always will be the home of the flame-broiled Whopper and the Whopper Jr.

Okay. Yeah, we knew that already. We got that. Why'd you write that? Back in the 90s, Whoppers were only 99 cents. Well, that was 30 years ago. So, yeah. Right.

That's true. What were they in 1960? Yeah, and when I was growing up, my grandfather would go, coffee used to cost a nickel. Well, that's great. That was 40 years ago. Now it doesn't. All of America, we were spoiled on 99-cent Whoppers. Yeah, well, I mean, yeah, that is spoiled. And now it doesn't matter how much Whoppers cost.

We love the dirty wrappers of Whoppers. What? I don't know what that means. Doesn't matter how much Whoppers cost. We love the dirty wrappers of Whoppers. Yes. Five stars? We will give up our, our, not our, our firstborn for a fresh, hot, and juicy, crisp lettuce and tomato, open flame broiled Whopper daddy.

Who? Who will? Well, this lady will. There's a picture of her turned, looking at the camera, taking a cute pic with her drink there. She's having a good time. With her winter Whopper land cup there. So that's, she loves Burger King. She's trying to get Burger King to like repost that or some

shit and she hates her first born hates it i'll give him up i don't care i don't care i like whoppers better they make they make whoppers the way i want them this kid didn't come out the way i wanted it i wanted a more attractive child that would have a better future smarter sharper we will give up who more athletic probably in your boat lady oh man here's five stars came here on monday afternoon after the edc weekend i don't know what that means and of course the food was smacking and hit exactly the way i expected smacking and again there's pictures of two chicks here um they look like twins almost. They do. Adults wearing the crowns. Wearing the crowns.

Wearing the leather crowns and eating what appears to be onion rings. Okay. Next up, Brian One Star. Here we go. Rudest guy at the window this morning. Yeah. It's not much of an interaction, really. They hand you something, you hand them something, and you move along.

You give money, they give food through glass, dude. That's it. What do you want? Yeah, you're not even encountering a person. It's just a window and an arm. That's what you get. So just stuck his arm out to give me my drink, then handed me the bag. Yeah, transaction complete.

There it is. Done. Hey, done. I go, thank you, and I drive away then. That's perfect. Never made eye contact. Don't care. I don't need a relationship with this's perfect never made eye contact don't care i don't need a

relationship with this person he wants he wants eye contact he wants to have a personal human moment with this person as they exchange a bag and a drink i don't need that from burger king the idea of the drive-thru is fucking expedite that's it get your food and get the fuck out when i go to get my taxes done i want to eye contact for my accountant because i want to know that we're being honest and i'm not going to go to prison that's that's good at burger king just throw you could just fucking whiz it out like little frisbees toss the whoppers into my car and i'd go hey i win i drove up never got out of my car and now i have food i did the drive-thru because i'm not proud of myself yeah look pissed off well yeah You just said morning and Burger King.

Yeah. If I worked at Burger King in the morning, I wouldn't be pleasant. I'll tell you that right fucking now. He never said a word. Just walked away after the food was given to me. That's his job. That's it. Transaction complete, asshole.

That's it. I'm sorry. You did it. Get the fuck out. Thrilled with that. That is wonderful. How much of a relationship do you need? How are the kids?

What do you need from the Burger King guy? Wow. Next up, John, one star. Here we go. Terrible service. Incompetent staff. Oh, and they're stupid. They're dumb and terrible.

The manager interacts with every customer concern with gritted teeth and an annoyed attitude, which I watched while I waited for my order. So they scoped out other people. I fucked up somebody else's order too. Yeah. I ordered on the kiosk, customizing my burger, such as removing mustard because I'm allergic. Paid extra for add-ons like bacon. First attempt, they just made the sandwich as a basic order. Manager grabbed it from my hands,

then threw it angrily into the trash. Ha ha ha ha! Ah, fine! Psh! You don't like it? It's garbage. Yeah. In the second attempt, they added the extras

but didn't omit the mustard, which I'm allergic to, and notified the manager after the first mistake. Brought it up to them again, and she again took it and slammed it in the trash oh for two if you're three whoppers down with this person you just say never mind go somewhere else we can't we're three whoppers in we've lost the whole profit margin on you now it's over i hate the kiosk i'm tired of this already i had to do it recently yeah i don't work here no i'm not doing this there's no one to blame at that point too

because if it comes out there's it's just a computer went to a thing and then people made it in the back it's all very mysterious you go up to the counter the other part is like i'm not putting things on my order here i'm not trained on this fucking thing i don't know how to operate this and i don't want to i don't want to stand behind a 75-year-old lady who's trying to fucking figure it out, too, who has a flip phone still, and she's trying to go, how do I add bacon? You don't. That's why I'll just fucking hit Whopper and move on, bitch. I can't take it anymore. You say, where's the customer?

Customer service, please. Somebody fix this for me, because this is stupid. I don't work here. I'm not doing this. Somebody fix this for me because this is stupid. I don't work here. I'm not doing this. Well, when you order from a person, too, you can look into their eyes when you're ordering.

And then it's a silent thing of if you fuck this up, you're responsible for it. I'm going to come back to you and you're going to have to go, yeah, I put it in wrong. I can't tell the computer, no mustard, I'm allergic. I can say that to somebody, a person, and say, look, dude, this is a necessity. There's no fucking mustard on this thing. And they can put some extra stank on that and make sure there's no mustard on that this man will get sick yeah jesus christ um watching them make the third attempt and the two workers are now prepping it so he's typing this as they're making while they're making it yeah standing awkwardly as if trying to block the view of the kitchen are they spitting in the food oh for heaven's sake probably maybe yeah probably

once you're on your third one you should walk away and go no this isn't gonna i'm gonna get spit now i don't send it back the first time i just you've seen me get things i dislike completely and i'd pay for it and i go no that's my bad i shouldn't have ordered that thank you it's that works i'm not doing that it's my fault yeah i'll take the i came here and i said uh make this for me instead of making it on my own now for much less money by the way and i should have known by walking in this was terrible uh asked for a refund and left because i don't trust these workers not to mess it up again or worse, taint the food. Okay.

So you had a bad experience there. Just couldn't get your mustard-free Whopper. Okay. Next up, one star from T, the ghetto in all caps. That's the first sentence. Yeah. Like, what is going on here? If anyone working in corporate came here, they'd be like, what?

They've been here. Like, what is going on here? If anyone came from corporate, they'd be like, what? Not they would have these complaints. They'd be like, what? What? What's going on here? They wouldn't be corporate anything if they came in.

Like, what? Whoa. It's like burgers are messed up man drive-through for dinner is terribly slow so dinner and burger king are just a you're eating the rush of people that can't figure out anything at home and i don't call i'll eat fast food for quote dinner sometimes but i don't call it dinner i just say i got some mcdonald's that's it it's not dinner oh i'm hating myself right now that's what i'm doing that's what i'm doing so we decided to

come in and order and that wasn't any better about a 25 minute wait yikes that is a lot though uh they just have sandwiches sitting on the heater eight to ten made yet struggling to determine which one goes in what bag then they turn their back on the walk-in customers very rude people okay i guess that's the struggle of hiring 16 year olds and there's the answer to the equation here's what you can have great service from well-trained adults and then a whopper costs nine dollars that's how that works or 16 16-year-olds and $3. That's your fucking options. People complain about this shit all the time. And maybe they'll get it, yeah.

It's an economic thing. That's just how it works. You want to pay a low amount for something, it's not going to be a spectacular well done. It can't be. You get people with very little responsibility in their personal life. Why the fuck would they have responsibility at work they don't they don't have it anywhere no when you go to fast food you go yeah i'm going to get food made by teenagers and it might be terrible that's it it's a risk food made by a child

yeah i'm going to have someone else's kids make me food for some reason that and people who just got out of prison. Perfect. Those are the adults who work here. Fresh out of the joint. And elderly people that are retired that just don't want to sit home. And they look so confused back there. Yeah. They're just like, I don't even know. What is TikTok?

What's happening right now? I don't understand. I've been out of the workforce for so long. What is this? Shit buzzing by them. They're like, what? They're standing there looking back and forth. I worked fries when I was a teenager. It had buttons. What is this? Shit buzzing by them. They're like, what? Yeah. They're like looking back and forth.

I worked fries when I was a teenager. It had buttons. What are these? What's going on? Everything's digital. Oh, man. And the food is low quality. Only wins breakfast drive-thru.

I'm normally the only one in line. Okay. Well, yeah. Is that good or bad? Here's Lee. One star. Worst service I experienced. Try to place an order with nobody in the restaurant.

Worker act like I was a bother to him. No wonder why this place is 2.8 stars. Okay. One star. Vivian is so unnecessarily rude. It's Vivian. Vivian, you bitch. Let's go here.

To hear she is in charge is concerning, to say the least. Viv is the leader. She's in charge. She was the one slamming moppers into the garbage. Yeah. If she speaks to customers that way, I can't imagine how she treats her staff. Maybe she only hates the customers, though. Perhaps. Kudos to Lizzie for turning it around.

Oh. Lizzie stepped in and made it all right here. Lizzie told Viv to calm the fuck down. She is poised, polite and professional. OK, nice. She should be running that place. I don't know how she keeps such composure working for a pill like Vivian. You know way too much of the backstory politics of this place.

I also have never had a worse Whopper. And when I saw Vivian bag this herself, I opened a can of chili instead. Oh, that's good for you. At home? At home. She just went home and ate chili, this person. Vivian is rude and funneling slop. You need new management.

Funneling slop? Putting slop through a funnel, I just pictured, and that is. Right into my bag. Yeah, and there's a picture of the Whopper open, and it just looks like a Whopper. So I don't know what the complaint is here. Is this their first one? I don't think they've never had it before, yeah. Here's one star.

Terrible. This is from Caitlin. The fries tasted old. My burger was cold and gross. My boyfriend's burger had a long black hair in it. Oh, well, that's the end of the story there. Yep, done. Dinner's over, quote unquote.

They got both of our drinks wrong. I checked my receipt, and they charged me for an extra meal I didn't receive. Oh, this is just awful. Maybe that's the hair. Right, yeah. It's an extra hair charge they gave you. You didn't realize that cost extra? The one they threw out because of the hair.

They charge you for another one. Oh, God. When I tried to call and fix it, nobody answered the phone. Yeah. Just call. You see, Burger King, if it's bad, it's a lot. You don't call them. No.

No. Any fast food joint, if you call them, what are you doing? What are you doing? Yeah, a 16-year-old's going to answer the phone. You think they have good customer service skills, too? I'm surprised they have a phone. That's what I mean. Yeah, I don't even know.

Do they even have a phone at Burger King? I just wanted a nice, quick meal after working a long day. I wouldn't recommend coming here for anything. Any lawn furniture, bowling balls, really anything you can think of. Don't come here for it. Keep your dentistry think of don't come here for dentistry elsewhere don't come here for it absolutely the yoga class is here terrible don't come here i'm certainly never coming back after this experience holy shit jesus christ um okay there's some real bad ones here coming up uh here's one star make customer wait long time at drive-thru this by the way the

the name is a very asian name so it's it can tell us english is not the first language here i already knew when you said long time yeah make customer wait long well he didn't say he didn't say they will love you but i know that would have been worse. But I knew who he was. Make customer wait Longtime at drive-thru. Reason employees were quarreling. Never go there again. They know quarreling, but not plurals and stuff. Interesting. No, it's no good there.

Here's from Corey, one star. So it's currently 1.54 p.m. Oh, I love the status update. There we go. I just left Burger King where I ordered chicken nuggets for my daughter. Well, to my surprise, they gave me French toast sticks. That's not the same thing at all. Two in the afternoon.

That's not even the same meal type. Those are very different. That is awesome. How did that happen? That's a good question. To my knowledge, this Burger King only serves breakfast until 10 a.m., correct? The French toast has the nerve to be warm. Well, they probably just cooked it.

I doubt they gave you hours old. I can't go back because I was on my lunch break and now my daughter is sad. Sad. Now my daughter is sad. That is fucking amazing. That is very funny, though. That is. It's pretty. Sad. Now my daughter is sad. That is fucking amazing. That is very funny, though. That is. It's pretty goddamn hilarious.

We ordered chicken nuggets, and we got a chicken chalupa. We ordered chicken nuggets, and we got a power drill. It was weird. That's so funny. It's so fucking funny. One star, NT. I ordered an impossible Whopper with no mayo, no onions, no tomatoes. What I received was an overcooked patty with tomatoes, onions, and an outrageous amount of mayo.

They do love to do that. What you do when you get that is you take the burger, you take the bun off, you walk up to the window, and you fucking plant that shit on it. And let a big giant mayo fucking streak burger go down their window. There's your mayo. I gave it back. Here's your mayo back. You gave me too much.

And then give me somebody else's. Give them a thumbs up and then moon them through the window and then drive away. And then fold your impossible burger in half and eat it like a taco. Just do it. That's all you're doing. Okay. They didn't eat it like a taco. Just do it. That's all you're doing. Okay, they didn't make my food to order. No big deal. But they put it on two pieces of bread, untoasted.

If I wanted a day-old patty sandwich between two pieces of soggy white bread, I would have looked in my fridge. Because that's what I have at home. I have no idea what they did with the Impossible thing. If y'all are out of ingredients, why not let the customer know? Super unimpressed. Super unimpressed here. Oh, my God.

This is fucking holy shit. What a fucking mess. There's a little more here, and this is the one that I really want to get back here. Okay. One star from Braun. I have never been so disrespected and mistreated before. The quote manager, Shana, does not represent the company in the light that I would want my employees to be seen. Do you run a Burger King?

Yeah. I ordered two original chicken sandwiches through the app and paid through the app. My wife and I pulled through the drive-thru to pick up the food, only to be told it isn't available anymore. But the sandwiches are still being advertised on the menu. So I go inside and speak and greet and no one speaks back. The manager, Shana, comes to the register and asks what she can do for me. No greeting back? Okay.

She said, what can I do for you? That's a greeting. I'm busy. Hello. That's what that is. I let her know that I was the one who placed the order through the app and I didn't understand why she was saying it wasn't available, but I see

it on the menu and she says, we just don't have it. Does not even try to help me find a resolution. There is no resolution. They don't have that. Go buy the ingredients and bring it here and we'll make it for you. What the fuck else do you want me to do? I'm at Burger King. Do y'all have mozzarella sticks

no we don't have that they do actually order what's right yeah but that but taco bell does not they do not yeah but if you order a fiesta uh they're not going to give you that because we don't know what that don't exist so it does not even try to help me so i ask her what so what can be done she says you need to cancel the order i ask her where because there isn't an option for that and she takes my phone and starts going through the app just to find out that she couldn't cancel my order either she says it says right here it's unavailable i said ma'am how was i able to order it and pay for it if it was unavailable wouldn't it it have been blocked? Why would it take my money? She gave an attitude and tells me, oh, well.

So, ma'am, as the manager, what can we do to resolve this? She never tries to assist me. So I say, can we just swap the order for two Whopper Juniors? And then since that offer is pretty much the same she walks and all caps away from me and tells the guys in the kitchen make them two whopper juniors i say thank you and she ignores me and walks away shana the manager doesn't want to come back to give me the food and has someone in the drive-thru give it to me fine or she's busy because she's the manager i ask for ketchup and ranch and they say, do you have nuggets? No, I do not.

Then no, motherfucker. I have to charge you for the ranch. Since when? I've come to this place many of times. Oh, many of times. Many of times. It was the worst of times. And have never been charged.

But okay, how much? 27 cents. Sure, I'll be right back. I go back to the car to get the change and come back and give the change and say they and they say how many do you want just one the manager chain a chain and takes my change and starts talking under her breath we have on we have on masks mind you so i ask her what i ask her was she talking to me? And she says, does it look like it? Oh, boy. And walks away and doesn't hand me the one ranch I asked for.

She goes in the office. The drive-thru rep has to come back and give it to me. I leave and go to the car. And then my wife went in because she could see how tense I was. And I'm sitting in the car waiting. My wife comes out screaming at the manager. And the manager's trying to follow her out of the building while males are following, yelling at my wife comes out screaming at the manager and the manager's trying to follow her out of the building while males are following yelling at my wife you can both get it now they gotta fight the whole burger king crew it's a husband and a wife versus burger king the whole crew this is

this is over a 27 cent ranch mind you and they're gonna get their heads rocked back because they dip whopper juniors in rain don't tell me there's no mental health crisis in this fucking country don't tell me that look at what's happening oh my god shana's pissed at the fucking app because it allowed this person to purchase something she can't sell to them and then now these people want now needed some sort of out of the box fucking resolution poor shane has got a now shane's got a fix she's got to fix the balance between the app and these extra whopper juniors and figure out how that goes i don't know what the manager of burger king has to do about that i gotta figure out inventory and logistics of where the fuck the the whoppers go if you go okay if you go to the car and your wife notices how tense you were of this interaction

why did she go in is to fight more she's down as fuck she's like who pissed you off i'll get him yeah she didn't go in to diffuse it and make it less no i just wanted to go make that to him what the fuck is happening? Why is my husband shaking? You can both get it. We're gonna kick your ass. What the fuck? That's very funny. I gotta get away from Burger King.

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That's bad. Four stars. Kink role play, it says. Yeah. Okay. Here we go. Kink role play, it says. Yeah. Okay. Here we go. Kink role play. Pieces of the toys broke off inside my vaginal.

That's not good. Not in your vaginal. That's terrible. Jesus. Your vaginal is going to. Your vaginal is all messed up. That was scary since I had to dig it out of me. Oh, God, Jesus.

She had to get a pair of tongs and get in there. I mean, I guess you have to. What else are you going to do? Go to a doctor and ask them to do it? Jump up and down? Hope gravity does its thing? I don't know. What else can you do?

Pray the self-cleaning oven works appropriately. Oh, here's another four stars. There are a large variety of toys which are very easy to use and understand yeah it's not complicated you don't go where does this go this would be a great gift for a bridal shower or anniversary what no you mean bachelorette party i would think so yeah yeah the bridal shower her mom her grandma's there aunt kathleen doesn't want to see your ball gag. You know what I'm saying?

It would be a fun thing to order for Valentine's Day to spice things up in the bedroom. Okay. Three stars. I'm sorry. Yeah, three stars. Medium quality. Mid, in other words. Medium.

Medium. Slipper socks. Medium. Medium. One of the butt plugs came ripped oh no not a oh it showed up broken it showed up broken it didn't even break off in your vaginal well that's no good the ball gag is hard plastic the cotton rope does actually feel soft time will tell how long the restraints last yeah time will tell it's 20 it's a dollar that's what yeah time will tell how long the restraints last yeah time will tell it's 20 it's a dollar that's what yeah time will tell you get one use out of it for 20 bucks i figure that's pretty good right yeah some of the kit seems to be low quality while other parts seem okay

all right well here's one three stars did not include anal plugs oh well what's the fucking point seems like a bunch of the a bunch of the dildo uh department is not getting their shit into these packages that's the problem yeah there there's some miscommunication in the order numbers i think i don't know yeah i'm not surprised that this set was cheaply made you shouldn't be that's reasonable right it's definitely something more for beginners because what I need this for, it won't last very long. Oh, God. Oh, my. It's got like, I really want to be pounded. So those restraints better hold me because I'm going to be pulling on them.

You know what I'm saying? I got a revolving door of people to use this on. Wow. If this is above Halloween costume quality quality you've gotten a good deal for 20 for 15 pieces was disappointing that they advertised the anal plugs but i didn't get either of them three out of five mainly for false advertising uh two stars durability seems to be the problem here is what they say there's a moldy smell from the mask. Oh, that's not good.

Not good when putting on your face. Yeah. The overall durability isn't great. Items that have attachments broke immediately. Yes. Everything is affordable. Definitely not meant for long term use. Yeah.

Right. Okay. Two stars from E.T. is the name. And I think this person may be an alien. The description shows my passion is the title. That's why I believe this. What is the description? The description of what they're about to say.

This set is for the vanilla chicks that actually like their kinky, but I'm reality have garbage vanilla sex, LOL. What? Pardon? I don't know what the fuck you're talking about uh the cuffs are garbage the first use of legs shaking soaked sheets and legs and hands tied to the headboard with her feet touching the headboard they snapped very quickly sounds like it worked though yeah the silk sheets leg shaking i don't know what's going on there legs and hands tied to headboard oh christ she's got her feet and the hands together in one spot like a reverse hog tie that is yeah how is how is that gonna hold i can't believe it for a minute one yeah yeah it's impressive if it stayed there for a second she clinches up when she comes, her feet are coming undone.

For sure. Yes, I want that to turn you on. This is like the Penthouse Forum letter. The only stuff that are worth using is the flogger, feather, paddle, and nipple clamps, and the rope sort of does the job. The cross straps are not even worth trying since the clips are pretty much paper clips. Try some Jim Velcro straps for cuffs. Use a tie for a blindfold.

The dice is meh. Best of luck. Stay kinky. Okay. Sure. Next up, Allison with a two star. Eh. Smells terrible.

Can't get it to go away. I have to store it in a container by itself so it doesn't make the whole room smell she's gonna treat it like really good weed and like yeah store it outside in the shed oh my god store it with the lawnmower yeah just keep it out there at the weed whacker uh kylie with two stars price and sturdiness is her title. There is definitely enough items for the price. Yeah, I would say. But the items aren't sturdy enough. We've done broke one of them.

We've done broke it. What are you going to do? Which one? Which one was it? And the whip, well, I thought it would be more like a paddle or not as flimsy, so I'm very disappointed with it. I want you to whoop my ass with that thing, and it's not cutting it. It needed to be like a fucking ping pong racket. Yeah, and the anal toys are a little too small.

Okay. Oh, good for you. Good for you. Would love my money back. Well, you're not getting it. It's $20. If you stuck something up your ass, you got your money's worth. Those all are your dildos.

Those are your dildos, your ball gag. So many. My God. One star, poor quality. It's $20 fucking dollars. What are you complaining about? Poor quality smells bad. It hasn't gone away in about a year.

From your ass or from just the whole... You fucked this thing for a year? That's great quality. $20 and you got a year's worth of fucking out of it? One of the butt plugs melted. Melted in your ass? You took it out and it was just a fucking melted nub with steam coming off of it?

That's terrifying. How much friction are you providing on this thing? And there was gooey stick stuff all over my other sex toys. Well, that's just. Yeah, that's what that is. Had to throw away most of them. Do not recommend. Oh, my God.

This is fucking amazing. One star. Extremely poor quality. Highly annoyed. I can't even return this. No, you shouldn't be. Joshua, that's your dildo. It's your butt plug.

Dollar Tree. Dollar Tree has better quality items than these. What Dollar Tree are you shopping at? Is there an S&M style at the fucking Dollar Tree? I've never seen that one before. That's because you are fucking cans of SpaghettiOs. That's a problem. That's because you are fucking cans of spaghetti that's on you fucking things at dollar tree

those aren't meant to be fucked man those are really not meant to be fucked man that big thing of knockoff brand cheese it's in a can you're not supposed to sit on that don't fuck that wow yeah fucking like a pringles tube i don't even know what to say here unbelievable parts came broken one star here okay the suction cup portion of the toy for anal play has a giant cut in it which is not does not allow the suction cup portion of the toy for anal play has a giant cut in it which is not does not allow the suction cup to function the quote jewel in the butt plug was chipped as well you care about the jewel it wasn't pretty enough to go in my ass one star half the things broke even

the butt plug oh not the butt plug even the butt plug i expect a butt plug to be quality head over to fucking dollar tree man i'm telling you grab a can of fucking beefaroni and go to town half of the toys broke on the first ride including a butt plug while it was inside. Oh, my God. Inside. Oh, what a nightmare. That is not great. No. Very dangerous. And at least you got the butt plug.

The other people didn't even get the butt plug. They should be thankful. That is fucking awful, man. Holy shit, this is fucking amazing. One star, Jamie. Don't waste your money unless you love butt plugs. Everything else in this is plastic and cheap. This comes in a tiny bag, and each item we pulled out was more and more disappointing. It all smells like cheap plastic and is much smaller than we expected.

It has a bunch of butt plugs, which we are not into, and a bunch of cheap, unusable items. Waste of money! This person did not read the description. It's all butt plugs. It's all butt plugs. It's all ass plugs. It's a bunch of stuff to put in your ass and to tie someone down and put stuff in their ass. That's what it's about. And then blindfold you so you don't see it coming.

So you don't see it coming. You don't see what you're putting in the ass. Again, there's multiple. Which one of the things is he putting in my ass now? That's what it's about. What's it feel like? Oh, I've had it with the world. Between Burger King and the Senate.

Oh, man. I'm done with everything. Let's retire, Jimmy. We're done. We're done. Retirement home? We're going to Leisure World, Seal Beach. That's where we're going.

Oh, yeah. Seal Beach, California. California. Senior living. Yep. 2.6 stars, this has. What? It's not good.

Are they murdering people? I dropped my grandma off. By 5 o'clock, they said she died. She runs five miles a day. She's only 68 years old. It's really odd. I don't know what happened. I don't know why.

She's in great shape. They said she withered to nothing, was dead. One star. I give zero by close. Exactly. Paul gives five stars. Okay. When I went to pick up my clothes from this dry cleaner. Exactly. Paul gives five stars. Okay. When I went to pick up my clothes from this dry cleaner, okay, I guess, well, it's a community,

so they have stores and shit in there. She gave me a few dollars that I left in my pockets that I forgot about since I didn't check my pockets. Wow, that's lost items returned to you. I was surprised since this has never happened before with previous cleaners. Yeah, no, they steal everything from you. Oh, I'm sure. Furthermore, my pants coffee stain that I could never get out and other cleaners never did either.

They are honest and do a very good job. I highly recommend you take your clothes there. Maybe not grandma. Yeah. Okay. Nate gives five stars. Recently went to Leisure World Seal Beach to visit my mother-in-law, and my experience was great. Everything was perfect.

Yeah. And then the mother-in-law, as they left, she said, at night, they hit us, like Livia Soprano. Well, you're a mother-in-law. Yeah. Everyone at Leisure World was so nice and kind. The people working there that I encountered were the people working at the gate and the gardeners. The residents of Leisure World are also super kind. Everyone goes outside and talks to their neighbors.

It's a really great community. Oh, boy. I think it's one of those where you live in a house of your own. It's not like a retirement home type of thing. It's a little one-bedroom flat with a patio home. A little patio, exactly. They're all attached together. Yep, like they have in Sun City and shit in Phoenix.

When you walk around, when you look around Leisure World, every part of it is beautiful. I went on a bike ride with my father-in-law and every part of Leisure World was covered in fresh grass, trees and beautiful plants. Oh my goodness. Another perk of Leisure World is that right outside its gates, there's a dollar tree.

I got news for you guys making purchases of all the sex toys easy quote for the elderly they can get all of their fucking oh my god jesus all the aisles are just old people fucking items just fucking things it's gross jizz everywhere but i also love to hear of all the facilities here. There's a pool golfing and a basketball courts being built. I think you're just asking for trouble if you're a bunch of people over 65 playing basketball. What's that? Four heart attacks a day? That is awfully optimistic.

There's a guy with paddles just sitting on the side just waiting, right? Just to, oh, Ted again? Ted, I told you half court only. You can't go full court anymore, Ted. This exploded meniscus all over the place. All over the place. Achilles popping like crazy. Sounds like a fire just crackling of Achilles popping.

That basketball court is sponsored by the local knee surgeon. Yeah, they put it in. Come on. Melanie gives three stars. Great location, good value, nice people, wonderful activities. If you want to enter the campus, be aware the security access rules are not friendly. I felt like I was entering an unfriendly foreign country. Real bummer.

Oh, DMZ. DMZ. Terry gives one star. A lot of the seniors from here behave like self-entitled, bitter, and then a bunch of characters. Assholes, I think they're trying to say. Jerks. Coming into my store and being contentious with my customers. Old age doesn't, in all caps, not excuse you from being rude.

Old farts. We're from leisure world. We're from leisure world. Where are your SpaghettiOs? Eugene gives one star. I've been dealing with this place for many years as a professional. My job is clearing out estate homes for clients, including government agencies and other executors. I have never seen such a poorly run security organization as this.

It is really a roll of the dice as to whether I'll be allowed onto the property to do my job, no matter what prior arrangements are made. And prior arrangements are always made. But the security people lose this information and delay me and my crew from working most of the time. After a particularly stupid fiasco at the front gate yesterday, I have decided not to do business in Leisure World anymore. I'm at the point in my life where I enjoy cutting out iterations, so I have fought my last battle at the front gate here. They need me more than I need them. Oh, there you go. Yeah.

There you go. Well, you win then. Here we go. One star from Mary. Don't do it. You will need lots of money. What? We have been here about eight years.

I hope we get out. Fees are always rising. I hope we get out fees are always rising i hope we get out don't do it the units are too close together somebody is this code mary is blinking morse code to us is she being held against her will uh feels like mary was convinced by her husband that this was a fucking theme park yeah like i thought we were going to six flags fucking leisure world i thought that's what it was uh speaking of six Flags, our next review, our next thing that's coming up after this. Not next show. Oh, next item.

Yeah, it was great. One star. I'm glad my mom got out. I meant move out. Okay. Staffs at Leisure World are rude and cranky. Neighbors who live there spy on you and report your every move. Yeah, they're old people.

That's what they do. They have nothing better to to do they stare out the window and write down license plate numbers if you've ever listened to small town murder that's how half the fucking cases get solved a nosy old lady going who is parking over there now who is that i don't know who that is and writing down a life that red sea ring doing over there yeah um it must be the communist energy there. Okay. Now they're old communists. It's an old communist fucking. DMZ. Wow. One star from JD.

Best compared to an authoritarian country. Everything is controlled by golden rain. Oh, that's disgusting. Golden. That's not right. You don't call your. Okay. Listen, I don't know when they've made this company up, but don't call your company Golden

Rain. That is. Oh, that's a company? That's the company. It's controlled by Golden Rain, the parent company. Oh, my God. Why would they do that? Why would you expect them to be good to deal with?

They literally are telling you we're going to piss on you. Golden Rain is coming, everybody. You're going to piss on you. Golden rain is coming, everybody. We're going to piss all over everything. All over everything. Any modifications to the home must be approved. You are required to use their handyman for any

repairs. You're even forced to leave a key to your residence that's accessible to staff members. Yes, because there's a good chance they're going to have to come in there and perform CPR on you. that's the point it's a bunch of old people i mean keep your key down if you put a dnr on the fucking door yeah can you do that could you just post it on your door dnr fuck it if i if i'm not answering it could be dead just don't worry about it my kids will find me eventually i guess they'll'll find me around Thanksgiving when they don't get a card. Yeah, they'll understand.

My grandkids expect money in their cards. Every year. When it doesn't happen, they'll know. That's what happens when you don't give a key. Hey, Nana didn't send that $100 PlayStation card she usually sends. Well, you know what happened. You know what happened. You don't really own your

home you essentially lease it and the internal security force may as well be called the gestapo wow they come rip you from your home take you to a gas chamber is that what happens they're gassing old people in new that's a that's a lot it's a really long step to take so they've been called communist secret police gestapo this is fucking amazing yeah it's a really long step to take. So they've been called communists, secret police, Gestapo. This is fucking amazing. Yeah, there's a train in the middle of the can. Yeah, yeah, watch out. Whenever the old people are acting up, they just blow the whistle.

Oh, hold on. I forgot. Some of them have dementia. They forgot. That's the problem. I have to remind them. If there's an emergency, even your family members may not enter the property without prior approval. Please do not let your relatives move here.

They got to understand, though, this is an encampment, it sounds like, of a bunch of very fucking vulnerable people. The most vulnerable of society. Well, a lot of people want this. Yes, I would want my fucking grandparents in a place like this to be keep kept fucking jerk somebody could wander through that place and just clear everybody out just take take all take everything out of everybody's house pretend to be their grandchild whatever the fuck all the things that people are complaining about these aren't people that live there these are all like relatives of people live there the people

that live there they're thrilled why else would you move to a community like this unless you wanted it to be run with an ancient fucking wrinkled up fist an iron wrinkled iron fist that's what you're looking for yeah one star this place is a scam oh okay i worked in a residential home and many of our residents came from Leisure World. See, they don't work. They don't live there. I was told how they were forced to sell and leave their homes. This place takes advantage of senior citizens.

Leisure World lies and steals from people. Please do your research. This place will take your loved ones' hard-earned money, then force them out of their homes. I don't understand how this business has been running for so long. This place deserves. What does it deserve, Jimmy? Yeah, I don't know. What does it deserve?

What does it deserve? Zero stars, of course. Zero stars. That's right. Here we go. Frank with one star. I have never been so glad to get out of Leisure World, and I hope I never run into a situation like this again. If you like to be told what to do all the time,

in or out of your place, Leisure World is for you. If you like having your money tied up and jumping through hoops to be able to sell your place, this is it. Dealing with this entity is like being caught up in 1940s Germany

the way they do their business. Oh my God. Again, please help yourself and run as far from this place as you can or probably be hating life for getting into this. No one should ever have to deal with places like this when you get older. Have a nice day and God bless. Okay.

Enough with the – listen. Okay. You've got to know the rules if you're going to tie your money up in this. My grandmother was in Italy in the 40s literally hiding from Nazis, the SS. And trust me, it is not the same i guarantee you it's different i'm just gonna say a trench where 30 40 of these people aren't being lined up and shot they're pissed off because they're not allowed to have a certain color flower in their front yard a little bit different yeah they were hiding in a cave literally yeah

somebody had to somebody had to qualify to buy your home they had to check everything about them probably i meant this that's what happens when you live in a place like that uh christy with one star and her her picture's like she's got her like it's her wedding picture there she's in her in her bridal gown with her flowers one star my dad died suddenly on Tuesday. And the very next day, Leisure World put a knob lock on his condo and I cannot get in to get the documents needed for probate. Oh, my God. That's horrible.

Leisure World requires probate must be completed before they will remove the lock. If you move in or live there now, make sure you have a co-owner non--resident, listed as your stock transfer and that they have a copy. Otherwise, your loved one will be locked out like me. Oh, my God. Okay. We'll do the last one here because we've got to get to Six Flags. Taylor gives one star. If I could give it zero stars, I would.

I would. I would. We know, Taylor. We know, Taylor. Rude, inconsiderate people in security at the front gate. If they see you are younger than 60, they treat you like garbage because they know you don't live there. That's why. Because you're not a resident.

You can tell immediately. If me or you go up to the gate, they go, what do you fuckheads want? You don't live here. You look like you're almost here, but not yet. Tried to bring my dad's dog to visit him and drop off a christmas present and they turned it into a whole fiasco it's a whole thing long story short i didn't get to visit my dad this christmas what what did he not be is it the berlin wall is it germany do you have to knock not in the 40s but like a little later is it is it like fucking is it like one is it through the fucking like 88, whatever, 89?

Is that what we're talking about? Is that her dad's on the other side going, I'm sorry, honey, I can't see you. And she's like, dad, I have the dog. Mr. Leisure World, tear down this wall. Tear down this wall. Golden rain, tear down this wall. Let the showers come upon it and melt it away. A very rich man with handfuls of cash dancing on top of the wall, pissing over both sides.

Yeah. Club the presents over the wall. They throw it over. It's shot out of the sky and explodes. What the fuck is happening here? And then the last sentence fuck you leisure world fuck you leisure world there are some really bad ones too that go into like the fees and yeah it's i wonder how the how do they set that up it's just like a village of small homes and that's gated

obviously and then yeah it's like, there's ones in Phoenix without the guard gates really, but that's the same type of thing. It's just like, it's a home, but they've said, have it locked down and regulated. There's leisure worlds in Phoenix.

Yeah. Really? Sun city. I've served papers. There are people that get sued constantly when I used to serve papers. Oh yeah. They're always your world does. Oh yeah.

Yeah. I was always doing a subpoenas for records on them constantly. I just drop them off at their office. They're like, Oh yes. Again, we're always being sued. Actually, one more here. This is pretty good here. Judy, one star. Good if you like evil senior citizens. And are in everyone's business. Don't leave your loved ones here unless you want them to take over and keep you out of their lives. And then they proceed to become power of attorney and start making changes to wills.

And then before you know it, you have no control. Holy shit. So are they taking them in and like stealing their states from them? Blowing people to get them to sign all their shit over to them? Jesus Christ. I need to know a lot more about leisure world, i am fascinated yeah but you know what never mind that i'm tired of being old let's be young again jimmy let's be young again enjoy the youth let's do this james and jimmy are going to six flags over georgia yay they have one yes they do there's

they're all over the place. Where is it, Megan? It's like Atlanta. We'll talk about it. It's in Cobb County. 4.1 stars on Google here. It is in Austell, Georgia, or wherever that is. Yeah, opened in 67. It's the second park in the Six Flags chain, following the original Six Flags over Texas.

So it's actually an OG fucking place here. It opened June 16th 1967 okay here we go let's start out with five stars because you know some people are gonna go there it's an it's literally an amusement park it's there to be and it's one of the best well known as one of the better ones the six flags ones are the best ones because they have the fucking crazy thrill rides yeah six flags is like itags is like Disney if you are less concerned about safety, generally. That's like what it is. There's like an age limit of like

16 or some shit. The height requirement, obviously, but I think there was an age thing, too. I don't think you could ride things under a certain age. Great adventure. You could do whatever you wanted pretty much. Really? As long as you were big enough. As long as you were, I don't know. We just made you give a fuck.

It was just kids from New Jersey that were fucking waving you through just go ahead yeah go ahead go ahead go ahead go ahead get on hey nice tits go ahead all right look at you like that that was what i remember from six flags your belt on dickhead they were trying to compete with action park so you know you had to be yeah okay uh rob five stars our first time going in the winter, we went on Black Friday. We were so happy we went. Then it was not busy at all. Well, that's great. Yeah, people are shopping.

Yeah. At first I was upset because half the park was closed, but after a little time, we just loved it. One of the best things about – were the park decorations for Christmas. We wanted to go see the lights at Stone Mountain, but the price was crazy and we already had season passes to Six Flags. The Christmas were amazing. The Christmas were amazing. Christmas were amazing.

You have to say that in the accent. That's the only way that works. The Christmas were amazing. If I don't say it like that, it sounds right like that, right? Oh, I guess he was looking for a Christmas change. Beautiful, delightful Christmas trees were amazing. Beautiful, delightful, so well done. Great job to the team there that designed and decorated.

My kids had a blast, which is the most important thing, and I ended up walking much less and spending time in lines due to the lower crowd. We ended up riding Goliath 22 times that day. 22 times? 22 times times you better give it five stars if you wrote something 22 fucking times nobody's ever written anything 22 times jesus what a blast and a new family tradition okay three stars next from pie uh oh well maybe too early in the day slash season slash whatever lots of rides are. Seems like it's an old park and they're probably always constantly renovating shit. 1967, James. Yeah.

Yeah. Doesn't feel much with the flash pass. $150 additional to the day pass. You still need to wait. So that's like the easy. Yeah. And some rides only allow you to get on once with the flash pass. The park only opens during the

weekend all rides should be in quote working condition as soon as the park opens staff are friendly and welcoming park is clean this is the second six flag park i've ever been to so far not a good experience hope it gets better as the day goes i got an idea wait till you're fucking done before you judge something and write a goddamn review about it. It could be a one star by then. Yeah. As soon as you press enter, all the other rides might open up. Yeah. Someone might forcefully finger you in the

bathroom. That's going to drive your rating down. Correct? Yeah. It would make me go one star. Fingered in the bathroom. One star from Sydney. I went home or I went on a trip for school and I have never been to an amusement park of any kind. This was not a good first experience. Why?

The seats are very small, almost like adult high chairs and are not plus size friendly. I'm five three around 200 pounds and carry most of my weight in my lower stomach and thighs. Just save yourself the time and don't walk in. I was only able to get on one ride out of the entire park. The funnel cakes were not good and all are extremely overpriced. Okay, I was on your side and then you're talking about

fucking funnel cakes and then you're going, well, I mean, maybe, do I even have to finish the sentence? Nope. Nope. We all get it, right? Maybe leave those alone. Or just dive into the funnel cakes. I don't know. No, they were too expensive.

Too expensive. The way the rides work, there's a physics thing to all this shit. It's all worked out in a math problem. And if the seats are bigger, then you can't have this because the swing won't work. So that's why it's made like that. Or it won't operate at all because the center of gravity is wrong. That's a problem. When you're dealing with things like gravity and physics, you really got to be exact with it. It's made like that. Or it won't operate at all because the center of gravity is wrong. That's a problem. When you're dealing with things like gravity and physics, you really got to be exact with it. It's tough.

There's a lot of things that are uncomfortable for a lot of people because of their height and shape and weight. Not everybody's the same size. Sorry about it. Otherwise, you wind up on a crime and sports bonus episode of theme park amusement disasters, and that's a problem. Somebody lost a fucking leg. Yep. By the way, we'll pair this with that because next time we do one of those we'll make sure to get some six flags of over georgia problem kendall with one star if i could give a negative star i

would a negative one negative not even zero the rides were good but okay well that's most of the place that's that's the whole point when we went to go eat and two things was $63. Yes. Yeah. The workers were rude as hell and had to storm off to get a manager because he gave us two chicken baskets and couldn't understand for the life of him that we only wanted one chicken basket. Okay. Oh, boy. Not to mention the manager told me she couldn't sell a singular chicken tender.

Well, no. they come in a fucking basket how broke are you well you will you i don't understand what you want chicken basket this person chicken basket is 36 can i just have one tender what no you cannot she said that she said i said basket anyway i wasn't didn't one tender. I wanted a basket. All right. Okay. The restaurant is literally disgusting. They charge $30 for parking and almost $200 for two tickets, not to mention the food. They make too much damn money and can't even bother to clean the floor. Okay. You don't get to say how much money they make.

You don't know what the overhead cost is in this place? The end is very southern and it's hilarious. By the way, the overhead in this place this this is very the end is very southern and it's hilarious by the way the overhead in this place is insane think about the overhead and the fucking six flags i guess gotta be bananas what do you think the insurance on that place runs never mind electricity workers five ten million cleaning water yeah it's inside i have no i couldn't even begin to calculate with that gotta be five million a year the end of this is the best sentence it looks like jesus and his disciples ate here and they haven't picked up a mop since okay yeah oh my god jesus christ have mercy lord have mercy um christy one star came today okay oh good for you congratulations good for you we both had the same response that's a whole

sentence so great feels like you got what you what you paid all right well then feels worth it already this ride vibrates perfectly moving on today five stars that's it jesus restrooms are very dirty uh bought two coca-colas for 13 both were flat long wait time between rides because clearly there are no adults working in the park and the workers stand around for 20 minutes before each ride i observed this multiple times y'all need to do way better yeah yeah y'all okay adri uh adri ariana it's not adriana ariana one. This is not the amusement park of my childhood. Oh, things changed. God damn it.

I specifically chose to visit for my birthday this year during Fright Fest, which I had done once before in my teens. Now, other than decorations, there's almost nothing Halloween related during the day. During the day. Because it's a night thing. That's a Halloween thing. Oh, my God. The lines are absurdly long later in the day, upwards of several hours, because it's a night thing. That's a Halloween thing. Oh, my God. The lines are absurdly long later in the day, upwards of several hours. Because it's a night thing. That's what happens for a single attraction.

As a wheelchair user, I can't even ride the majority of the rides and the scant few I could. Either the ride itself is completely inaccessible to reach, blocked by narrow aisles where everyone queues up to get on. Or the ride in question was completely shut down and not running at all. That's a problem. There should be able to room for fucking people in a wheelchair to get by. Overall, we spend hundreds of dollars to walk steep hills, get sunburned, and leave feeling miserable and let down.

That's an amusement park. That's a theme park. Yeah. You nailed it. You just went to Six Flags, fucking Disney, the carnival in the strip mall by your house all of them the county fair that's it you got anywhere where there are attractions that's that's the fucking name of the game walk around get sunburned be tired that it's all you can fucking do man that's it um oh my god okay one star from kayleen or kaylin this is not the place i grew up with. Right. They have gone down with safety and security.

I remember only seven years ago it was not teens working in the park, but responsible adults. That's because you were younger and they looked older. But they were still 17. Same people. Yep. I understand being understaffed and needing help. Yeah. But do not trust the people in care in the hands of teenagers.

With all the fights happening in this park has become an official safety hazard this is a thing we're going to find out there's a lot of fights going on really oh yeah yeah there's all sorts of fights happening and uh long waits and people fighting with the staff and uh we're going to get into fucking okay here we go here is one star anthony i ride goliath for the first time. I was kind of scared because I never rode big roller coaster before. As I sat down the seat, I told anyone in my line if they know how I could calm down. Then a group of teens said I was a scaredy cat and threatens me that I would ride Goliath without restraints.

I was extremely scared. Then one of the group that insulted me told me not to listen to them, which I would agree into. Yes, I enjoyed the ride. They threatened to send the ride without laughter in his belt? No, I think the teenagers that were riding the ride were like, yeah, yeah, you should do it without the restraints. You're so scared, blah, blah, blah. And then one of the kids was like, they're being dicks. Don't worry about it. And he went, okay. And then he liked the ride. like, yeah, yeah, you should do it without the restraints. You're so scared, blah, blah, blah. And then one of the kids was like,

they're being dicks. Don't worry about it. And he went, okay. And then he liked the ride. One star. One star. One star. Wow. That is fucking one star from Charles. By day, it's family-friendly amusement park. By night, it becomes a parentless

youth wasteland of marijuana smoke and girls recording themselves twerking while staff stand there watching. That's Disneyland. That's everywhere. That is the mall. I mean, that's just... I brought my 12-year-old daughter here for Frightfest

and it was downright deplorable. If you want to see tweens twerking and cussing relentlessly, Six Flags Over Georgia is for you. Jesus Christ. And then finally, one star from George. Definitely not safe. There was a shooting in the evening.

Oh, my God. People bringing guns? Go here at your own risk. Holy shit. Why would you bring a gun in there? Six Flags. We have a lot more six flags and a lot more crazy shit there.

These fucking people are armed? Oh, they're armed. There's fights. Picking on someone on a roller coaster is mild, it seems like. So, there you go. We're going to finish up Six Flags next week. We'll start out there and we'll have a review of a local place to me that I've been many times and just

fucking order up Riley for me and I'm not happy about so it's gonna be great they're fucking armed they're fucking armed watch out when you get on those rides man this is crazy keep your wow keep your grandparents or parents or yourselves or whatever out of what a fucking leisure world it seems like unless you want to have to speak to them through a wall and um yeah enjoy all these people in georgia riding goliath bringing their slingshot why are you bringing what is what are you doing oh my god why would you and remember in remember in vegas you get what you pay for that's the other thing so and also it's sex. Yeah. So good luck out there, everybody. Thank you so much.

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