Your Stupid Opinions - Buckets Of Fries, Hairballs & Lobster, Party Stopping Game

Episode Date: May 5, 2025

More of the craziest reviews on the internet! We find out about a city's last Red Lobster, and the amount of hair that they're providing with each order. A concert venue that has more poop than seats, and an option to buy an incredible amount of french fries. A very personal item that is supposed to be a "party game", but is more like a way to ruin a party & much more!!Join comedians James Pietragallo and Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!Subscribe and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!!Don't forget to rate & review!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to your stupid opinions ad free right now join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple podcasts Hello everybody and welcome back to Your Stupid Opinions. Hey! Hey, hello there. My name is James Petragallo. I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wissman. Thank you so much for joining us again for People's Complaints and Grievances.

I can't get enough of it. I really can't get enough of how you could get five people to get the exact same thing and they all have a different view of it. That to me is just fascinating. And so we'll dive right in here. Let us first say, if you like these shows, if you like this show, you should listen to our other shows, which are Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder,

which are exactly what they sound like, except funny. So check those out and also follow us on social media, rate, rate review do all that fun stuff And then bring yourself on down to Jacksonville, Florida. Oh, what's down there to get yourself some red lobster? Yeah, yeah, we're going to red lobster Jimmy. Here we go. Let's go out to eat This is apparently from what everybody says the last remaining red lobster in Jacksonville Apparently all of them have shut down there was like four red lobst. Apparently all of them have shut down. There was like four Red Lobsters and three of them have shut down and this one's got one left.

They're going to carry the fucking Cheddar Bay biscuit load for the entire franchise now. This one restaurant here. This is at, what is it? Cross from the Orange Park Mall at 32 Blanding Boulevard, Orange Park, Florida. And the description of a Red Lobster, in case you've never looked, as we all kind of know, middle grade frozen seafood, delicious biscuits. You know. Yeah.

When you're not doing great in your life, you go there to celebrate things. That's essentially what it is. There it is, yeah. I've gone to Red Lobster to celebrate way too many things. So don't get offended by that, we're saying. We do it too. Yeah, we've both celebrated at Red Lobster many times. That's why we say it, when we're not doing well in life.

They say, they describe it as a lively chain restaurant. That's what's lively about it. There's no banter or anything. I've never seen anything lively in there. Nothing, the lobster tank seems slow. Everything's slow. Everything's slow. Serving American seafood standards

amid New England themed decor. Right. Just kind of nautical shit basically. This one particular location has four stars on Google and that's out of about 3,000 Google reviews. Wow. So a lot of people are going there since the others have closed down.

Here is what Red Lobster says about this restaurant here. Quote, taste the fun side of fancy at Red Lobster. It's not fancy. Fun side of fancy. No, it's not. Is that what it is? An overcooked steak and rubbries? Rubbery shrimp.

Yeah. The world's largest and most loved seafood restaurant Overcooked steak and and yeah, every rubbery shrimp Yeah The world's largest and most loved seafood restaurant company serving high quality Freshly sourced seafood for the seafood lover and everyone whether it's a special celebration or everyday occasion Take your day up a notch by diving into delicious seafood at Orange Park Red Lobster You are your day up a notch. It is Seafood Olive Garden, calm down. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?

It's fine. They are the same company, yeah. Yeah, it's fine, it's not great, it's edible, I'll eat it, I'll go to a Red Lobster. You wanna go after. They got vegetables and protein, it's fine. It's fine. When we're done recording, if you said,

let's go to Red Lobster, I go, all right, yeah, I'm in. I mean, it's fine. Fine, yeah. Sounds good, I guess, it's It's if you said they have the best seafood in the world I'd say you're on you're fucking high. We're going to Yeah, have you had any other seafood? So here's five stars from Darren here we go. This is guys got local guide He's got all sorts of reviews sure we had an amazing dinner guide, he's got all sorts of reviews. We had an amazing dinner. Erica was very kind and sweet to us. I've been to Red Lobster probably 50 times, it's never been amazing once, ever. Literally never. It's always, that was alright, you know, it's pretty good.

She was very attentive and had a fantastic attitude. The restaurant was busy and our seating was directly behind the bar, near the blenders. Not the best seats for being able to have a conversation. Beyond that, food was on point and good value for the amount we received. You could get a big pile there, that's one thing. They have, you know, whenever it's like shrimp days or whatever and they're like, you know,

14 pounds of shrimp for $8 or whatever they give you in a fucking bucket cooked seven different ways or some shit. Here's Gwendolyn with three stars. I understand that changes are happening, but the staffing was way Under a lot of a's there. Yeah, we were seated at our table But it took about 15 minutes to get a server at our table It took another 15 for drinks our server was doing his best but goodness Was best his best but goodness we can't keep up food and drinks were basic I ordered I ordered the margarita flight and it was like drinking a sugar drink

I assumed some alcohol was used, but I'm not quite sure my Fried flounder was blah yeah, that's gonna be You got to put like a lot of lemon and sauce and shit on that and the fries had a lot of seasoning salt I did enjoy the hush puppies though my husband ordered a burger, and he wasn't moved either You went to red lobster and got a hamburger. Why would you do that? What the fuck are you ordering? What's wrong with you if you don't like seafood don't go to red lobster goes somewhere else Yeah, sounds like he did this for her, but there's better things than their fucking burger. Exactly there's chicken dishes also you could go to a restaurant that has you know

chicken and other stuff I mean seafood and other stuff if you go to it's exclusively a seafood restaurant. Yeah it's called Red Lobster. Kind of weird yeah we were visiting for a dinner with family, but I wouldn't visit again anytime soon. All right. Da Ra, okay, Da Ra, three stars. Strength of this location, besides location, now only Jacksonville location is their waitstaff. They use the word location three times in a sentence,

by the way. Location, location, location, James. Three times in a sentence. Wow, that's a lot, dude way. Location, location, location. Three times in a sentence. Wow, that's a lot dude. This location is its location, but the location by far. Every time I said it, it was like hitting you in the forehead.

You were like, they keep saying it, why are they doing it? I can see it on your face. Very young and fit compared to the client. Oh! What the, what were? I'm going to Red Lobster to jerk off and have a steak. I'm gonna go get a burger and whack it

to an 18 year old waitress. That's what I do at Red Lobster. I could use a public tug and some scampi. That's what I want. Oh yeah, that's right. Use that butter as tug loop. Let me get the bottomless snow crab. And if you could send Erika over, please,

that'd be terrific. Holy shit, they're young and fit compared to the clientele of middle age and above and some families. You know, people who can afford to go out to eat. Yeah, families and middle aged people. And young people wait tables. What are you talking about? That's what it is.

They're waiting the tables. That's when I was that age. I wasn't going out to eat hardly at all, but I was waiting tables. Made up for uninspiring hostess situation. Did you get put in a chair and had a fucking menu handed to you? What do you need the hostess to do for you? Jesus. Good Lord.

Nothing can make up for back of restaurant except attention to detail. Maybe too young. Product could use more attention, especially on presentation. It's red fucking lobster. You're not getting presentation. Yeah. If it's, if it's what you ordered is on the plate, it's brought to you and it's $19. It's fine and eat it and shut up.

What are you talking about? This includes bar This was the former commerce location strength, but now they're closed down apparently Strong on product and better host impression. Lastly cleanliness of this location is questionable All right Latoya one star Okay, I rarely venture out to eat as of late. Let me stop lying.

I hate eating out. Why the fuck are you complaining? Nobody was forcing you to lie. Yeah, and then also too, if you know you don't like eating out, then don't leave a review of something because it's probably part you. You don't like eating out.

Tonight I went for it and the experience started off great Kendall our waitress is amazing the biscuits were hot out of the oven and my husband enjoyed his beverage the mushrooms were a little off to me My salad arrived as I was pouring the dressing on a gentleman the what the hold on This my salad arrived and as I was pouring the dressing on a gentleman was being seated next to us Pouring on a gentleman was it comma fuckers? Yeah, wow pouring dressing comma, but no, they're still on a gentleman She should have left out if it's a long dressing comma or comma a gentleman was being seated next to us She wrote it wrong. She said pouring on yeah

She said pouring the dressing on a gentleman was being seated next to us. She wrote it wrong. She said pouring on yeah She said pouring the dressing on a gentleman was being seated next to us He had a service dog no one has control over this but I am extremely allergic to dogs It didn't take a minute before my nose started running my head started hurting and my eyes started running I immediately asked for another table. I'm sitting here kind of angry and just want to go home I don't even want the food anymore. Finally made it out and my night was ruined Well, you're not in prison it's a right Jesus Christ man you stay home order takeout. I don't know what to tell you Okay, Kareem one star. I really enjoy going to Red Lobster with my family to enjoy great quality seafood. You go to Red Lobster because it's the nicest restaurant you can afford.

That's it. That's why you go there. Because that's why I've gone there many times. It's the nicest restaurant that you can do with this $100 gift certificate that I got for Christmas from somebody. I can get a whole dinner for that here. That's why I'm here. This is expired next week. Should we go? Let's go. Jesus. We'll get extra Bay biscuits. It's fine.

This time the food quality wasn't up to standards. We ordered grilled shrimp twice and both times they were extremely overcooked, hard and dry. The biscuits were extremely undercooked and we had to wait on them because they ran out The broccoli was very greasy not sure if it was butter But I personally have never had broccoli like that at Red Lobster before it was Yeah, that's butters on everything Clarified butter. I don't know what it was. Hmm. I wonder

I like that they say The broccoli never had a broccoli like that at Red Lobster before and we visit quite often. Oh Quite often there extra breezy broccoli today Wow Rye gives one star Three Red Lobsters closed in Jacksonville. This is the last bastion of the dying chain It's a good way to put it. It was a horrible experience. Goodbye Red Lobster It's sad that tie union. That's their parent company. I think destroyed your Destroyed your brand our IP. Oh

Yeah, dead dead lobster. That's what it's called dead Dead lobster Not dead lobster yeah James one star the service was terrible All server did I guess our server did not attend to our needs it says I'll I'll server did not attend to our needs When tried to address it with the general manager, the general manager made excuses for her. You know, like she's busy and stuff. We were skipped over when we came in. They put us, they put somebody

else before us. Also, the last time I came in, I had a server circle the tip that she wanted us to give her. Listen, you cheap fucks, I can tell you're cheap fucks because you're eating at Red Lobster or circle the tip that she wanted us to give her. Yeah, that's what they do. Ha ha ha. Listen, you cheap fucks. I can tell you're cheap fucks because you're eating at Red Lobster and you didn't order anything extravagant. 20% would be nice.

You ordered the shrimp fettuccine, that's fucking $16.99. You ordered the chicken, that's what. You're all going cheap here. Let's do that 25%. What do you say, circle it up. This is what I'd like. No, not a drink at the table, no booze.

You guys came here on a budget. So yeah, circle the tip they wanted us to give her. Then I said that I wasn't coming back in, but I wanted to give Red Lobster another try, but as of tonight, I will not be back in ever, ever again. Ever. She circled the tip. I'm done with that place.

This next one is long, but there's a payoff for it. So it's worth it. All right, William One Star. Where to begin? I like when they start out like that. It's such a mess. I'm just sitting here in the rubble of a house that was taken by a tornado.

You know what I mean? There's like, my couch is three fucking houses down. There's wood planks all over the place. Where to begin, to clean this up. Where to begin. Went to this location tonight, and got here around 7.30 p.m. Was told it would be roughly 30 to 40 minutes

before we would be seated which is fine Red lobster has a crazy weight they always have by the way I've never been there and gotten a table a Like right this way oh no no you're unless you go on like a Tuesday night you are waiting Yep watch them fucking float around yeah watch them live there for a minute. Yeah, my god So we waited while we waited a ton of people were leaving after finishing eating and complaining all the way out about poor service Food not being right waiting three plus hours and a bunch of other things we decides to we decide to still stay Well, you know what anything that happens from here on out is your fault now. It's on you.

The staff literally waited till the entire restaurant was almost empty before they seated anyone who was waiting on a table. After about 50 minutes, we got seated. Well, they told you 40, it was 50. That's not bad. Pretty close. Pretty close.

The waitress comes up, obviously tweaking slash coked up. I mean obviously Just powder around her nostrils back and forth grinding Dragon a half-taken apart TV with you could see it. Yeah. Yeah, she's got some scrap copper in her pocket She had a dude sitting on a motorcycle scratching himself outside said she was just waiting for a shift to end you know typical. Air conditioning unit she's driving around. She asked us if I wanted to buy a car stereo that her boyfriend had. She was she was as sweet as could be though. Oh that that's nice. That's giving a nice tweaker. Nice tweaker.

Though the bus girl was clearing a table next to us and clearly as high as you could possibly get on pills. How about you stop worrying about. Why is this person so good at guessing people's substance? That's what I mean. What are you worrying about? That's pills, that's alcohol. Yeah.

Just pointing out the degenerates in the restaurant. What are you worrying about? That's pills, that's alcohol. Yeah. Just pointing out the degenerates in the restaurant. Pick which two preparations of shrimp you're gonna get in that combo plate you're getting. Just decide that and shut the fuck up. Eat your butterflied coconut shrimp and shut your fucking mouth. Next to your fried shrimp and your scampi and eat dicks. Fuck off. There's not a nice restaurant in this country that serves butterflied coconut shrimp. Just so you know.

No. Only restaurants with a football game playing on the television serves coconut shrimp. No one else. And any person that drops that off at the table is fine. Yeah, they're fine. Of course they're tweaking. Who else would do that?

That's why. They're trying. Of course. They're tweaking who else would do that. That's why they're trying the fucking best So she's on pills, okay, yeah bus girl on pills waitress coked up slash right We ordered and waited plus you're in Florida. What are you expecting? You're in Jacksonville. There's never been a documentary about some substance in America that doesn't say but back in Florida where they got this Where the where it's endemic even worse than here We ordered and waited while my wife real wow what we ordered and waited and while waiting my wife realized she was freezing cold Due to the severe draft coming through the window at our table.

45 minutes later we get our food which was very good or we was just that hungry. We asked for a box, my wife goes to put her mashed potatoes in, here it comes by the way, and there is a massive clump of hair at the bottom of her bowl. Well, tweaker, sometimes hair comes out. You pull it out, you never know. In the, in the, in the. Under the potatoes. Oh!

Like a little. Oh! Like a little hidden treasure. We're done eating. Under there. This is the leftovers. Yeah. This is your Easter egg.

I have a belly full of that. Oh no. Ah! I am horrified. The waitress gets the manager This is your Easter egg. I have a belly full of that I am horrified The waitress gets the manager who comes over at the comes over at this point The hair is sitting on the table and I go to take a pic and he grabs it and says it's just plastic Oh and offers to give us another order to take home, which we refused He then stands like he was waiting for me to just say it's OK. Then he decides finally to take our bill,

then comes back and say he discounted it for us. I put my card in 10% off. Well, it gets better. Yeah. I put my card in, assuming he was removed the charge for my wife's food. Waitress comes back And I checked the receipt he took eight dollars off the bill Eight dollars which wasn't even half the cost of my wife's order. Oh He seemed bothered that I took pics pics of the hair that he didn't grab and the hair still in the potatoes

I do not recommend this location at all. I will never return to this one, which is sad because I love red lobster Yeah Overall the experience was terrible the waitress to sweep but obviously on drugs and to be high at work are Acceptable at this location avoid this place Okay, here are the pictures. It's hard to see Which you can see some hair in the potatoes a little bit there, and it's they picked up the club So that's hair. No. It's fucking like a person eating food doesn't know the difference between hair and plastic Come on man

He gave him 10% off he literally gave him 10% eight eight dollars that is fucking wild Dicks I ate all this you fucking jerk That is fucking wild. Fuck you for eight dollars. You dick. I ate all this, you fucking jerk. I'm gonna grab a lobster out of the tank as I run out the door. I'm putting it in my pocket. You're coming with me. I'm putting 200 purrs.

You're coming with me, Pinchy, let's go. We're running out that fucking door. But I can cook it better at home anyway. But then I'll of course have that mugged from me by the tweaker waitress's biker boyfriend outside. He'll tackle me and steal the lobster. Who's outside and already stole my catalytic converter. Yeah, he's got a couple of those

in his saddlebags right now, so that's fun. Chad OneStar stood in line at the house stand, of the house stand, okay, hostess stand, I think is what they're going for, for several minutes with nobody to greet us. Two other couples came in and left due to nobody greeting us. When somebody finally came up to the hostess stand,

advised her that several people have left due to the fact that no one was up here, and she got a bad attitude and said, do you wanna sit and eat or not? So we left. Well, you caught her as she was coming down off some tweak. That happens. You know, they get a little ornery after that.

CJ here, one star, wear a hairnet, all caps, and three exclamation points. This is horrifying. There was a long hair in my food. There was one long piece and a few small pieces that broke off on the fish I'm so grossed out. I had to throw it all away waste of money. Look at this by the way This is the hairiest place ever. Look. Oh hair

It's like a like imagine like a piece of calamari That's fried and you broke it apart and there's a long hair that connects it all together. It's in the breading. Yes, he's holding up one piece of the breading and there's a hair connecting to more breading on the bottom that's dangling below that. Like a fishing lure. Who's back there? Like a fishing lure with a bobber.

That's what it is. He's holding the bobber part and the worm is just dangling down there and the line is a hair. Is there a shirtless Albanian cooking back there? It has to be. and the worm is just dangling down there and the line is a hair. Is there a shirtless Albanian cooking back there? It has to be. What's going on? It's so long. I'm gonna have to definitely put that on the social media,

that picture so you can see it. That is fucking wow. Let's see here. Okay, let's do one star here, we're almost done. One star, food was cold, wife threw up after, manager said oh well Good good summer yeah, and they write it in three lines Down like it's a song food was cold wife threw up after manager said oh well, which sounds like a like a kid song

Food was cold wife threw up after manager said oh well hey food was cold wife threw up after manager said oh well Come on kids sing along fucking ridiculous and then finally the last one here we go Richard is pissed dick old dick is pissed here one star the worst experience of my life is that right of my unless I sw- unless the tweaker her boyfriend the filled up bus boy and the rest of the kitchen staff kidnapped you took you in the back and gang Raped you with a lobster. It's not the worst experience of your life. I would hope somebody shot a flamethrower at your car While they stole your catalytic converter If you like vegetable oil or olive oil shrimp olive oil lobster olive oil baked potato olive oil salad Olive oil everything if you do not if you like to not taste your food and just taste oil

I suggest you eat here Okay, have you ever how do you even cook? How do you even overcook a baked potato? Pretty impossible because it just gets crispier on the outside and softer on the inside. So unless you carbonize it, unless you're me putting them in the wood stove that time and made them until they were fucking literally charcoal briquettes.

I opened it up and a cloud of smoke came out like Christmas vacation when they get the turkey, dude. It was so, I just fell down laughing. I was dying such an idiot honestly I don't know but they figured it out you get better service at McDonald's and that's still a stretch at least at McDonald's at least McDonald's has the courtesy to tell you it's going to be late when you pull up after catching a bartender watering down my drinks. Oh, you caught him.

You caught him? Is there less alcohol or not? Then, and trying nicely to make up for it, still wasn't drunk enough to choke down the food they called top dollar seafood. No one calls that top dollar seafood. An endless shrimp night is endless because it takes so long that it might as well be closing time

before you get your next plate. At least my waitress was doing her best to keep up with everything flowing. And the restaurant still smelled like the clogged drain that was fixed three or four years ago. So appealing to smell what my food is going to smell like when it's rotting. Jesus. So in a recap, in a recap, don't come to this restaurant expecting quality seafood. It's not there. Okay.

Not there. I would have taken pictures but in front of my business manager and administrators would not have gone over well. What? It's not fast food nor does it come quickly. I will not be inviting people here again. What were you trying to show off? What are you fucking talking about?

Trying to flex on some folks. I was really trying to flex, let them know it was up. Okay, so Red Lobster's a bust. We're trying to go out. We're trying to have a nice night here. We're going out for dinner and a show afterwards. Oh, what do we got? That's where we're going now.

We're going to see a show, and dinner didn't work out, so hopefully the show is better. We are going to the Freedom Mortgage Pavilion. What is that? That is a, it's a venue. It's a Live Nation venue here. Freedom Mortgage Pavilion. What is that? That is a, it's a venue. It's a Live Nation venue here. Freedom Mortgage? Freedom Mortgage Pavilion.

You know, like state, it's a naming rights thing. Where the hell is it? Large outdoor performing arts amphitheater transforms into smaller enclosed venue for the winter. It is at One Harbor Avenue, Camden, New Jersey. So other side of the river from Philly over there. This place, let's find out some people here. Okay, five stars first up.

Good shit. Saw Avril Lavigne, simple plan, and girlfriends a couple days ago and had the night of my life. Is that right? Wow, we gotta get her together with the guy who had the worst night of his night life At Red Lobster and see how they interact Easy to please and hard to please the only true complaint I have is that the spacing between the seats are so small that when it's sold out show

You are all squished together and have no room to really even turn. Yeah, you know like that's the point Yeah, you saw the artist makes money. That's how you the point. Yeah, you stuff in there. That's how the artist makes money. That's how you do it. Yeah, you should see a comedy club. They don't give a fuck. You're smushed. I thought everyone was very kind and helpful guiding us to our seat, unlike other venues I've been to,

where they tell you to go fuck yourself and trip and fall down the stairs. Goddamn it, the Squared Garden. Oh, forget that. Melissa Five Stars, love attending concerts here and sitting in the lawn Definitely grab chairs while they're available to rent especially if sitting on the ground isn't your thing love the freedom the lawn offers Free and there's pictures of this concert and it's some I don't know some blonde chicken a cowboy hat

So I don't know who the fuck it is. Who knows Grass seats here, too. Yeah. Yeah, there's pavilion. Yeah, there's regular seating and then it's like a spring training game here. Sure Jason one star Went and seen Avril Lavigne with simple plan last night seen Avril Lavigne. I seen her Great view with super expensive my first time and it will be my last time here. Price gouging, two exclamation points. It's a concert. Who has ever been to a concert and was like,

most affordable thing I have ever done. When have you ever seen a t-shirt that was worth $40? They are way more than that now. It's $50 is minimal for anything at the merch tent. That's they're way more than that now. It's that's yeah $50 is minimal That's insane I I I know that this is very unpopular and everyone will think I'm a weirdo but I hate concerts I fucking hate them. I've never enjoyed a car. I used to go to them as a kid really teenager I tried to you know, everyone loved it. So I tried I tried it's the worst experience. I don't like it I can't.

It's not the way to listen to music. No, if I like, if I actually like the band, I'm like, well, this is just a shittier version of the real song. I'd rather hear like a, you know, a well-produced one. Yeah. I mean, some bands are fun live, but not, It's a terrible version of that CD I own.

Yeah, I don't get it. I just don't get it. And it's crowded, it's shitty. I don't understand it. I don't get the, the lore of a concert. Oh, I saw them. I was in the same room as them who cares What makes me nuts is when I love something and then I go see it and then I'm like I don't like these People that like that. I don't like the other people who like it. That's the other thing too You're dealing one of you fuck. Yeah, you're dealing with thousands of other people too. I don't care for nice. I'm an undesirable

Great. I'm one of these fucking idiots perfect. Look at these jackasses. Oh, no, I'm one of them. Fuck This is a bunch of dudes got Overpriced beer and food. Let's not forget goose poop everywhere Oh is there the not the last time you'll hear about the goose and duck poop all over the place. There will be poop. There will be poop. Small bucket of fries. Small bucket. Yeah. Forty dollars and 52 cents each. They're selling $40 worth of fries. That better be Better be in a in a Home Depot bucket I'm gonna say you probably you better need two people to carry that back to your seat

Otherwise that is not worth it Do you know how many potatoes you can buy for $40 I do it's fucking 10 pounds Dollars is that a 12 pound bag? No that thing's like $5. You could buy like a month's worth of potatoes and eat nothing but potatoes for $40. That's great. I can buy $40 worth of potatoes and 35 of it would spoil. Yeah the eyes coming all out of it. Beer, $21.33 each. Yeah, for a can. Wow. Chair rental, $21.33 too.

So, expensive, but they have a transaction thing like the picture of it, and it's $42.65 for french fries. For fries? I don't know, I can't even make that right in my head. The profit margin on that must be insane. We sell the tickets cheap, we sell everything cheap, the chairs, but we make up for it with french fries buddy. Let me tell you something, we make a 7,000% markup on french fries. We're gonna get them on the fries. We're gonna get them good. Wait till you see these fries. A bucket. A small

bucket. You could never eat. Which means there's a large bucket also. That implies that there's a big bucket. There's a bigger bucket. Otherwise it'd just be a bucket. $40 worth of fries you would waste $15 worth of those at least if you have four people with you. If you got your money's worth, yeah, that's like you could get a banquet of people and you wouldn't eat that many french fries. There's no way you can eat that before they're disgusting, right?

No, soggy and cold and shitty. $40 worth of french fries. I can't believe it's on the menu. 40, that's wild, dude. Rome is... It's on a par to... This is so bad. We've been to a couple like decent nice restaurants when we go on the road and stuff Even in like a nice overpriced restaurant. Yeah, there's no $40 french fries. No

Even truffle fries aren't $40. They're 12. You know what I mean? They're not like dollars go to those one of those restaurants as like all look you order an entree and then everything's all a car The fries are like the bottom rung box and you get enough for five people And this is a place with a $60 steak. That's not worth it. You know what I mean? bucks $40 okay Jeff one star if I had to choose a more disorganized event location. I think I would have a difficult time Okay, I was hoping, I think I would have a difficult time. No. Okay. I was hoping he would say, I would.

I couldn't. No one on the same page. Parking was horrendous. Getting in, they had one entrance to the lot open. One person doing transactions. Wait, wait, wait. Getting out? Ha ha ha.

I couldn't type enough weights 30 minutes to exit the lot that's that's every single every concert every you shouldn't have waited through the encore you dumb fuck ever been to an NFL game oh my god enjoy it's gonna be a while that's why everybody leaves in the fucking fourth quarter because I don't want to get stuck in that okay next the seats now I'm a big guy but I've been to several venues and never been on top of the people next to me. These folding chairs were latched to each other side to side and they are narrow with very little padding. We were so sore and cramped it was horrible and there were plenty of people not happy with the seats. The two people with me had the same complaints and they are of quote average size.

Definitely did not feel like VIP guests even though that's what we paid for. Very disappointing in the venue. The show however was amazing. But since this review is strictly the venue, one star is the best I can do. Judging by his picture, he is a big guy. His neck looks like a frog that's swollen up.

He's a fuckin', he's very big. Big fella, yeah. Big fella there, yeah. John, one star. Absolute worst experience of my life at Jason Aldean. Well, there you go, that's why. You went and saw Jason Aldean. You're an idiot.

If you made me watch that, I would tell you that's the worst experience of my life. On 8-224, employees at Entrance need to get the stuff together. Not their stuff, the stuff. The stuff. Get the stuff together. You need to get the stuff together, man. Everybody use that from now on. Get the stuff together so people aren't being shoved and packed together in

the pouring rain. We waited out the storm for 3 hours of a complete downpour on the lawn. Then when it stops raining they decide to say the show is postponed for a month away. That's brutal. Love paying $30 for a joke of a parking lot two miles away to be treated like cattle at the worst event I've ever experienced in my life. Do better. Yeah. Wow, that sounds like... Get the stuff together. If you paid $30 to park just to wait for something and leave, I'd be pissed too. Like, I want my money back. Yeah, I got a $40 fry. At least that took the three hours to eat so that was good. I'm still eating it. Still eating it. Took the bucket home with us to use later. Stephanie one star. Oh boy this is a lot here. I recently went to a show on Sunday. I am

a double amputee learning to push myself and walk. Oh no. So this is a ballsy, like this is brave. I want a ballsy mix et cetera. To go out at all, yeah. But it is brave to go out to a concert where there's a lot of people and bumping in and that's where you're gonna go with your prosthetics

and try to learn to walk again. When you're just learning. Just learning, yeah. In an event that's like a panic situation, you've gotta get out of there. That's amazing. That's brave. So yeah, I'm impressed learning all over again I have some severe back issues along with that. Oh, that's not enough that you don't have legs You gotta have back issues too Christ my husband accompanied me to the show. We took an uber there to save money

However, we didn't realize how far the walk was to the actual venue because the streets are blocked off. I struggled really hard walking that distance in the heat. Yes, it's my fault. I should have done some extra research on the distance. I should have been more prepared and brought a wheelchair. Unfortunately, my insurance wouldn't pay for one. So I'm going to limp around. This is horrifying. Anyways, approaching the venue, my husband ran to some event staff and was told no, that it's only for medically qualified patients, their wheelchairs. Who the fuck isn't? I'd immediately pop one of my legs off

and be like, how's that, good? Well, hold on, other one too? What about that now? If she's not qualified, or they're not qualified, who the fuck is? I will pop a leg off and beat this guy with her. Are you kidding me? Unbelievable.

I'm sorry, what? I'm a double amputee having a hard time walking. They witnessed me dragging my legs and struggling, having a hard time with this thing and such. I made it inside where we tried again. Again was told no because someone was already using it. So you're telling me that the entire venue has one wheelchair. Disneyland has like 12,000 of them. Literally. They're everywhere. Wow. Holding onto the bars, dragging my feet like a real handicapped person, people pushing me and almost knocking me over, the dirty look

from Live Nation staff thinking I'm drunk because I can't walk. I am so disgusted in the way I was treated. I needed assistance that was not provided with that at all. The lack of the support in this venue is beyond me. That's horrible. Yeah, that sucks, man. I can't imagine. Like, you know, if you're just drunk or if you got like a bad knee or something you can you know you'll figure it out

But double amputees, I think we can all try to help them There's not a lot of person has been through enough. Yeah, don't need to Strip their dignity from at a concert. Yeah, what's the what's the argument against it? Well if we help her we got to help all the double Double amputees there's not a lot of them walking around how often do you see that all of them in this country I don't think will fill this stadium I think we're okay you'll only have one wheelchair anyway Adam gives one star duck poop all over the lawn there will be poop there it is don't wear flip-flops and bring a blanket you plan to throw away. Oh. Okay. Also, the unisex bathroom sign is silly. Okay. Why?

I don't know why it's silly. And it tells you that everybody can use this. What's the problem? Oh, because it says men slash women. Okay. So I think. So, oh. But is that unisex or?

Is he trying to make a joke? I don't know. There's two doors though. So I don't know if the men is a button there and the signs in the middle with men on over one door and women Over the other but there's a unisex. I don't know either way the beers are $18 each I'll ever 21 for the other guy. So you got off lucky this all because this is from six years ago That's why there you go. It's an odd venue, don't bother with lawn seats. Well yeah, there's duck shit everywhere, that's not great. Lauren One Star, this is a nightmare.

Now, it's one thing if you're going to a fucking horrible nightmare place like this, to see something you really enjoy. You know, a person you've wanted to see perform for years and years and years, but it's worse if it's this. Lauren One Star, overpriced, took my daughter to the Kidz Bop concert. Dude.

Shit. There is not enough cyanide tap capsules for me to immediately bite down on to handle a Kidz Bop concert. Who the fuck plays the Kidz Bop concert? Oh, I have no idea, they don't say. Avril Lavigne, I don't think, was there. And we were uncomfortable the whole time.

Seats are so small, you're literally arm to arm with strangers. That's a concert, that's called. I wonder how the mosh pit was for that show, good. Won't be going here ever again. The person on stage, I don't know, it looks like a, like, look at this. Does that look like a rock star or performer?

Just looks like some lady. Looks like a tennis pro. Yeah, it's got like shorts on, it's a real weird outfit. So anyway, there's that one. Ali, one star. I've been coming to this venue for 10 plus years and never was I treated the way my father and I were treated at the 2024 MMRBQ.

Yeah. I don't know what that is. We had been waiting in the line for food for 10 plus minutes when finally employees came to the window announcing our line was closed. There were tons of people behind us. My dad is handicapped, it cannot stand for long periods of time. Well there's no wheelchair, we do know that. Due to this we were told to slide over to the next window to be helped. We

did this, yet the guy we got in front of was livid. He accused us of cutting and wasn't having it when we told him we were sorry and weren't trying to do that. We were just following what we were told to do. The guy ended up reporting us. Oh, alcohol compliance arrived all because my dad and I had a drink in our hands. We were there to celebrate my 30th birthday. We shared a drink we got when we got in at 1230. We each purchased one for ourselves to have around three to three 30, which was the one still in our hands. My dad has his statements. Yeah, we're not drunk.

We were compliant, didn't argue or anything. When taken to the holding room, they're, tuck them in. They took them to Camden, New Jersey jail in this place. Yeah, to fucking Freedom Mort mortgage pavilion jail over here When freedom take it to the holding room the main security was extremely rude and yelled at my dad in the face in the face Or in the face if you're a small-town murder listener He refused to take our BAC blood alcohol which I wanted to prove we were not belligerent Well, you could still be belligerent and sober. That's fine. Yeah, I've seen sober belligerent assholes

Yeah, it's all time. No ID taken no paperwork filled out. No case number. Nothing was given to us We were told we could not stay they kicked us out and also refused to look for my dad's cell phone in the chaos My dad had put his cane and phone down, they only returned his cane. My dad is an avid rock lover and loves sharing experiences of music with me. I watched my almost 60 year old father cry because we were kicked out for no legitimate reason. Something he was looking forward to celebrate with me was ripped away in the flash of our eyes Wall in the holding room Jesus a father and son entered who could speak little to no English a translator was there the security

Guard who yelled at my dad number six two four seven by the way Said quote I don't have time for this bullshit and stormed out slamming the door I Quote I don't have time for this bullshit and stormed out slamming the door I Got fucking handy I got handicapped people to fuck with I gotta get out of here Shit to scoop yeah go scoop the new shit simply because they couldn't speak English Well to sum it up there was some sort of altercation that occurred during this and during this and an employee pushed the Sun Yet the father and son were being thrown out They were traveling from Florida to see their favorite brand the offspring well That's wild if you traveled from Florida to see the offspring

To New Jersey yeah So not only were my father and I treated wrongly another father and son were also how many more people Got thrown out wrongly neither Neither of these situations, okay, we will be reporting everything on Monday. Now, the picture of the guard, here's the guard. Here he is, there he is. He looks like Jason Fuller. He looks just like Jason Fuller, which we know he's not.

Jason Fuller is a listener and a friend of ours. He's got his little Camden, New Jersey Freedom Center badge number right on his sleeve. Right there, yep, that's the guy. But he looks like a big giant, like a big Jason Fuller guy is what he looks like. But Jason Fuller's a good guy and wouldn't do that to people. He's a nice guy.

Elizabeth, one star. Here it is. If there was a zero star option, this place would get it. That's not, no, almost. It's a long T-shirt, lady. Yep, yeah, you fucked that one up. Sorry lady Attended Jason Aldean concert and waited a literal hour outside the venue to get in people were fighting in line and very drunk Well, you have to be drunk to watch that and be entertained by that's his audience lady. You figured it out

Drunk guys that are frustrated as frustrated drunks throw drunk guys that are frustrated. It's frustrated drunks Throw drunk guys that are frustrated Throw up everywhere when we walked in and the bathrooms were filthy. Oh throw up wasn't even in the bathrooms Drunk guys that are frustrated and can't handle their boo. That's These are an old-time country guys, I can hold the're whiskey. These are... They're new to this. They're new to this, yeah. Well they're not sad enough to drink that much. That's what it is. They're not really...

That's the problem. Their sadness is new. This sentence is my favorite ever. People were peeing in the lawn area and fighting. There they are. Which makes it sound like they're fighting as they're peeing. Like holding your dick with one piston and throwing a punch at somebody as they walk by.

That's not giving a fuck. That's awesome. The actual concert venue and concert were nice, but I would never come back again. Disgusting, unsafe, and just overall a horrible experience. Yeah, choose the show. You pick, here's what you do. Look at who's performing and then go who's their audience? Yeah What are they?

Nope, okay that I'm not going Fighters who can't can't handle their booze Lightweight fucking lightweight fighters with small bladders that's who's here lightweight dudes who lease pickup trucks. That's who they are Man that's awesome Angelo one star we went here for a concert tonight. I got a jack-and-diet coke It was literally 20 bucks and some change. Yeah, I believe concert you're getting booze. That is absolutely ridiculous

I mean, come on now. What, what do you want? The on is capitalized, nothing else. Come on now. O-N now. Come on now. I wanted a second one, so I went back and they charged me even more.

It went up. Dynamic pricing now, now they're $40. Surge pricing like Uber. Can we interest you in a $75 bucket of french fries? Oh man, for the same drink. If you're going to charge people that much for alcohol, then let them bring some in. Well that's the point, they want to charge you that much, that's why you're not allowed to bring any in.

They're cornering the market on people who like to get fucked up and watching people play music You don't know how dumb are you? Do you not know to get drunk in the parking lot beforehand and then walk in if you've never been to a show before? What the hell is wrong with you? Did you not shotgun to 24 ounce beers before you walked in? You're a dumb shit You're an idiot if there's no rules against that is there no You're a dumb shit. You're an idiot. There's no rules against that, is there? No.

No. Get on Amazon and find the satchel that you can strap to your chest and put your shirt over it and fill with hard alcohol. And then you can do that anywhere. When I was a kid, I learned that from my stepdad when I was like 13. He took me to a son's game

and we stopped at Circle K beforehand and he bought a six pack and I was like, the hell's he buying a six-pack for we're going to the big game We got to the parking garage parked. I went to get out and he goes, oh no Hold on He pounded all six beers in like 12 minutes and I was like, all right, let's go It was great cuz he's got three hours to fuck yeah, so hilarious. I was like, oh, that's how you do it. Okay It was very funny. That's how I'm gonna buy one in there Yeah

Guarantee of the six-pack at fucking Circle K was less than a beer. Oh my god Yeah, in the venue and he was 12 bucks So yeah, what happened to the bar on the right that overlooks the city being free? Now you have to pay? Insane. The hell are you talking about? A bar that overlooks the city. There's a view and you can drink there and you think it's free?

It's never been. I don't think it's free. Nothing's going to be free, I would say. Tanya One Star just had one of the worst experiences of my life at the new Freedom mortgage pavilion. I've never seen his direct to me in the party. Oh man I mean his van said MD on the side. I believed him You know I guess when he had to move like the lawn care equipment out of there to get me in I should have been a hint

But I don't know I'm'm trusting. And he charged me. And he charged me too much, overcharged my shit. I've never seen so many people in that center in the many years I've been there. We couldn't even get onto the lawn to see the show if we wanted to. It looked like a frat party on the hill. There were so many underage kids walking around

completely obliterated, vomit on the sidewalks. That's probably right. They don't say what show it is. I used to absolutely love coming here when it was BB&T, it's the old name of the place. I used to probably do at least six concerts per summer. It's a nightmare. God damn, what? That's the other thing. I'm not doing anything in the heat. Never mind a mind a concert Fuck that's one every two weeks. Oh Too much too much After this I don't even know if I'd go back here seem like they care more about selling as many tickets as humanly possible Than anyone's safety or enjoyment of the show

Yes is what that yes, that's exactly right. It's your responsibility. Okay, we're gonna get to the personal item of the week so we have time for it, otherwise we're not gonna, we're gonna run out of time. We're gonna save, there's this market in New Delhi, India. Oh! That, it's an open, like an outside market that we're gonna do next week,

and it was planned for this week, but it is a, wow. It is crazy. So we'll talk all about that next week. But this week, we gotta get to the personal item of the week, everybody. Let's get it going here. Okay, this is the Amazon product title here. Quote, come face dual pump penis game.

Come face. Come face dual pump penis game. I'd like to show it to you. ComeFace Dual Pump Penis Game. ComeFace. ComeFace. Dual Pump Penis Game. I'd like to show it to you. Here it is. Oh boy. Oh, that's a game? Yeah, it looks like they put a couple of bop-its on something and you'd be like, that ain't

no game. You make it, ComeFace, it says right on it here. It's a party game, it says. No, it's not. Let's get the description. What kind of party is this? Okay. A very triggering party. Jesus Christ. Let me describe it. It's a base. It's like a purple plastic base. Doesn't look wide, and it has two dildos coming off of it, and not straight up and down, they're at an angle. 45s, yeah.

45s, and it looks like the dick on top of the, is like on top of a, I don't know, like a pump, so you can pump the dick up and down, it looks like, yeah. Does it go up and down, or is it like you jerk it off? I think you could jerk it off, I mean, you know, you could put it in your ass if you wanted, whatever you want to make it go up and down or is it like you jerk it off? I think you could jerk it off I mean, you know, you could put it in your ass if you wanted whatever you want to make it go up and down Okay, it says party game forget boring card games or board games Classic beer pong is out the window with this hilarious and raunchy two-player drinking game

Get the party started and have a laugh with the girls guys or both Hilarious. Yeah guys love playing a game called come face. That's their favorite Hey Jimmy we're done with this game for you and me to play called come face Hey everybody, let's get the wives together and play some come face tonight. What do you say good? Alright Good all right Send that to it your group chat fucking Dently send this

This isn't right here. You have some weird sex group. You're part of don't you know how to play Here it is. Well here it is be the first to squirt your opponent in the face First fill the game with your liquid of choice juice water alcohol. It's up to you. Just whatever you want This two-player game then starts by each player pumping the shaft as quickly as possible, so you jerk it off The slowest will get a faceful and will be declared the loser then pass it on to the next contenders Slowest Jerker gets it which I mean it's the opposite of what really happens whoever's jerk in the fastest is gonna get It says for adults really I shouldn't give this to my kids It's called come face

So all the kids the hot Christmas toy this year daddy daddy can I have come face I really wanted that Become face this is you know jerk me off Elmo he was a big hit for that one year. This game for adults is sure to get the party started. Come Face is a perfect girls night drinking game for hen, what is this, hen doos? I guess like a bachelorette party. Bridal shower and get togethers. It's also perfect for couples and parties with your mates It's perfect for nothing

Nothing it's perfect to get for someone and they go what the fuck is this and then you laugh at them because you go It's come face you fucking weirdo Then it says entertaining away money on this. Yeah We haven't got to how much it is yet. It's it's not that expensive But it then says entertaining come face is a drinking game. That is nothing short of entertaining trust us We I'll try I'll take your word for it. Why don't we just? Drink and then the person you're with jerks you off. How about that? Whoever comes first loses? I guess I don't know This game takes adult drinking games to the next level

They say cheeky games for cheeky people at play with me. That's the name of the company wiv We're bored of the status quo. So we created our own games really thinking outside the box spice up your hen Your hen party and stag do with our exciting Adult games that's a bachelor party no guys and let's hey let's jerk this cock off and see you that's never never been a bachelor party I've ever really thinking outside the box Wow I love how they give themselves all the credit in the world for inventing a jerk off face. A jerk off face called cum face too. Not even like a clever double entendre cum face.

No! How do you lose? You get cum on your face. Oh, okay, I guess that's why it's called cum face. If you jerk it off too slow you get cum all over your face. Oh man. Boy you guys are real high brow around around here digging deep on this how many It's just fast. It's it's a button mash or fighting game at that point right like it's the same thing

How many fucking ideas did they say nah? I Think this is the first one they came up with they're like great good next one okay, and then start building it start building come face right now. Ha ha ha, I'm thinking outside the box. Oh man, product description. This hilarious dual pump action penis game is like nothing else you've seen and the perfect party piece for bachelor and bachelorette parties and other fun filled events.

How to play. Before you begin, pour liquid into the hole positioned between the two shafts. Obviously. Right right we advise water But any safe to consume liquid can be used the object of the game is to pump the penises as quickly as possible And be the first player to squirt their opponent in the face or mouth or mouth and be declared the fastest wanker That's what you want to do It's going wherever it's aimed. That's how penises work. That's what you want to do. I mean it's going wherever it's aimed. That's how penises work.

That's how they work. Well sometimes they can have a mind of their own though. They'll shoot it somewhere you don't expect. I'm sure more than once you've gone, oh shit, I didn't mean to do that. Oh boy, that came out wrong. I didn't even think I was capable that far, sorry. Exactly. A real penis is unpredictable.

I think these are more predictable. Usually just gobs right there. I'm so sorry about all that. Sorry about that, shit. It's $27.95. Jesus Christ. And one day delivery. You can have this shit tomorrow if you order it.

You can either get this or a bucket of fries. Bucket of fries, no, you can almost get two of these for one bucket of fries. If you can almost get two of these for one bucket of fries If you can like jerk the ketchup onto them you really have something plus tax James oh Jesus Christ okay Misty five stars Really surprise surprisingly funny is it that's the title don't be a prude thinking you cannot stroke a purple plastic phallus in public and have fun. What?

In public? In public? Where did this? How did this get out of the living room now? What's going on? How did we get into public? This stays home, man. Jesus Christ.

What the fuck? Did you bring cum face? Come on, we're going to the party. Make sure you bring cum face with you. Despite getting a tad wet in the face, it's actually a good time. Every woman at the party that initially didn't want to touch this thing ended up showing off their prowess by wetting their opponent. They suck the hell out of it. They're like, I can jerk it fine. I'm a jerk.

They want to seem like, I don't know how to do that. I guess I do. Caprice, five stars. It was fun. It was really fun. I thought it didn't work at first, but you really have to go fast and hard. God, Jesus. Also, you make sure you press the button in the middle

after every round to reset the squirting. Obviously. Right, yeah. It goes without saying. I don't want anybody getting their heads up here. Jesus, what are we talking about melody five stars great purchase? It came very fast Faster than expected I'm gonna use it for my adult game night. I will be back with an updated review Yeah, it's it's not even to actually use.

You whip it out and everybody laughs and you throw it away. That's what it is. It's a $28 joke. That's it. Denise, five stars, can't wait to use it. Not use the product properly, yet it is for girly weekend away in April.

Properly meaning like an English person says it, like just as an add-on word, not meaning actually. Didn't use it well, she means just didn't actually use. They use properly like actually kind of over there. Okay, Melissa Four Stars Funny. That's her title. Yeah, it's funny. The game is for a short time rather.

It doesn't have much science. It works well. Yeah, it's just a dick that squirts you in the face. It's all it is. Suction and pressure. That's how it works. That's all Her gives three stars Title here arbitrary cum Which is that is if I ever form a death metal band, that's the name it's arbitrary cum That is if I ever form a death metal band. That's the name. It's arbitrary come Okay, we played the game with water a very small splash comes in here Which is then sprayed out of one of the openings however. It's completely arbitrary where he comes out Quick quick and slow it doesn't depend on technology or speed

Saying it's randomly shoots you in the face for no reason okay I think is what they're saying yeah I don't think they're yeah I think that's what they're getting at. So it counts and just chooses who wins and who loses? Yeah it doesn't there doesn't seem to be any science. There's no strategy involved. No. Dennis one star all the guys reviews are one star all the women's reviews are five stars fun fun idea but it didn't work right. I bought this because it would be a fun game to play with who? It's what are you talking about while it was fun and amusing it didn't seem to work, right? It seemed to spray at random rather than whoever was stroking at the fastest

This was later tested and it just took away from the fun of the game once we realized it was spraying at random Well, yeah, if it's not a game anymore, it's just whatever while still amusing for a few minutes The novelty of the game wore off especially due to it not working Right. Also the price is quite high for what it is would not recommend. Yeah, just buy hungry hungry hippos That's all that's what it is. Hungry hungry dickos and just have them coming out and grabbing stuff. No big deal Mr.. Jones here one star cute game, but didn't work no refund policy No, yeah, that's your that's yours Cute game, but didn't work okay beware you cannot get your money back once you buy this three exclamation point

No, anything with a penis on it You put liquid in it yours yours. It's all yours now How do they know you didn't fuck it? You know what I mean? You don't know How do they know you didn't put jizz in that you have no idea? No, what a way to ruin my birthday Okay bought this toy for a fun girls night. It was fun till we realized this toy is rigged. Right. It's a conspiracy. Not only, or only one side works no matter how fast you go.

When we realized this it took all the fun out of the game. Not to mention the price does not match the cost for such a poorly made malfunctioning toy. Do not buy. Read the reviews. We are all having the same experience. We're all upset. Guys, it's come face.

I don't know what you, you know what I mean? Like, what are we talking about here? Yeah, spin the game around a couple of times. Yeah, there you go. And play Russian roulette with it. Just close your eyes and spin it. You don't know which way it's played. Now we don't know anymore.

Someone's getting squirted. Now we don't know which dick works. Yeah. Stacy one star doesn't work To exclamation points so disappointed good as a silly gag gift But item only holds about a tablespoon of water that just basically that's like a real That's how much does he think comes out of a man? Yeah, it looks like more than it is because it's spread out But if you put it all on spot, yeah, it's it ain't that much

It just basically leaks out of the fill opening bought as a birthday gift. Do not waste your money. Yeah Alright, Deandrea one star Deandrea, okay a waste of time Bought this product for my girls night for my birthday party this product is terrible It is nothing like the advertisement play with it for hours Nothing ever came out of the container where the liquid goes is extremely small for $40 same Say okay sure This thing was free lady. What do you want? Yeah? It's the same as a bucket of fries. That's disposable

This is truly a waste of money money and it is very much false advertisement. It's a it's called come face It's just a game. It's silly. It's stupid you you bought it you fucking moron. Yeah, you're a dummy because you bought this fucking game Let's see. Okay false advertisement and I only gave it one star because you had to give it something I would have preferred to give you zero stars. Oh, that's the longest way you could say it I only gave it one star because you had to give it something. I would have preferred to give you zero stars Let's go over it everybody very quickly here if I could give it zero stars That's how you say it. It's the only way to say it.

Any other way, you just sound like you're going around in circles. Wow, and it's non-refundable, and you ruined it. All right, two more here, and we'll wrap it up. Here is Dez gives one star. Product does not work. This is a big waste of money and such a letdown to bring to a party. Yeah, you were a letdown walking in with ComeFace. Everyone was let down.

You show up to a party with this because you being there isn't exciting enough. Nope. And now you're not coming next time too because no one's inviting you again. Oh, that's the one who brought ComeFace? Don't invite her. That guy, that weirdo that brought that weird game that he was he's just by himself jerking off a game Hoping to get shot in the face. That's how he's taking shots Yeah, I had high hopes for this game at a bachelorette party and everyone was so excited to play but the product was Horrible yeah, yes the product shot nothing out which led us to just pumping for a long time with no results Huge disappointment and waste of money

It's like just being terrible at giving hand jobs. That's Desperate doesn't her friends and they're Terribly lazy there. You're so bad at these deaths. You can't even get it to come game to come You can't get come face to come. I You can't even get it to come game to come you can't get come face to come I Feel bad job, I feel bad for whoever the bachelor is on the other end of that bachelorette party put it that way Disappointment is the receiving end of that super fail And then finally last but not least Melissa one star The least handy handy on the planet. Oh, it's awful And then finally last but not least Melissa one star

disappointed oh Only one side of this sprays. I noticed immediately after playing it twice Jerking this I Look watch here. I've been jerking this for a half hour on the other side. I got nothing Watch I've been jerking this for a half hour on the other side. I got nothing Tried using each side individually and the same side sprayed my husband took it apart to see if there was a clog What are you doing? He's doing some let me get some mechanical engineering going in this thing and see what we could put together I'll reverse engineer it and find out if there's a real problem. Oh man I'll reverse engineer it and find out if there's a real problem. Oh, man

He figured out it was not designed like that We did get some laughs until people also noticed only one side has a has a fucking prostate the other side Blocked up. It's just the tube only goes to one dick, honey. I'm sorry They didn't put the best stuff runs or best stuff runs or whatever the fuck it's called in the right They didn't put both in there and only on the ones that frons in up It's not cool, man So there you go next week. We'll have the outdoor Market in New Delhi, India that looks really crowded like a lot of India So that's gonna be a lot of fun and of course more crazy crazy stuff here more people thinking outside the box

Man, that's think back inside the box if that's your idea of outside the box get back inside the box Anyway, you guys enjoy your hairy seafood your your $40 bucket of fries And hope you don't get squirted in the face by some cum face there. Jerk faster. It's been fun. Jerk faster everybody. Listen to our other two shows, Crime and Sports and Small Town Murder. Also rate, review this show and say something nice and post on social media.

Spread it around. Do your best everybody. Thank you so much for listening and we will see you next week. Bye. Follow your stupid opinions on the Wondery app, Amazon Music, or wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to every episode of Your Stupid Opinions ad free by joining Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Before you go, tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at Wondery.com slash survey.