Your Stupid Opinions - Castle Meh, Special Treatment Needed, The Angriest Stoners Around

Episode Date: October 5, 2026

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for an American castle that seems extraordinary, but leaves people feeling underwhelmed & irritated. A Walgreens that seems to hate everyone equally. Whether you have a stroke, or a Purple Heart. A Dutch weed/coffee shop, where the budtenders seem to be anything but laid stoners, and may have the most aggressive hat policy ever implemented & much more!!   Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!!   Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

Hello, everybody. Welcome back to your stupid opinions. Hey. Thank you so much for joining us today. My name is James Petrigal. I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wiseman. And we are here to sort through the shit section of the internet known as reviews. That's what we do here. It's a mess.

It's basically like a giant tire fire. And that's what we like to find. reviews for places we don't care about from people who we never want to meet. That's the most fun there and see what they have to say. Because like we've always said about this show, it's way more about the person reviewing the place than the actual place being reviewed. That's kind of the way it works. And that's how it is. If you want to know more, head over to Shut Up and Give Me Murder.com.

Check out other two shows to crime in sports and small town murder, which are exactly what they sound like, except very funny. So, you get it. That said, we're going back to Atlantic City. Here we go. Unfortunately, Atlantic City, we're going to the Walgreens there in Atlantic City, where people were having many complaints as we left off. And let's find out where they are. Let's find out with RXW with one star. This Walgreens is a neighborhood nuisance.

Two exclamation points must mean it. For months and months, the building alarm goes off night after night, starting at about midnight and blare's all night long. Nobody does anything about that? Dude, after like a month of that, I'd be out there with a can of gas just burning. Currently, they don't give a shit about this place. I'm burning it to the fucking ground. Fuck this. I've asked management to look into it twice with no results.

I dialed 911 at 4 a.m. to complain. And they said to come in and fill out a disturbing the peace complaint. No, I want you guys to go see why the alarm was going off. Yeah, there you go. I think that's the, they went about it the wrong way. They said the alarm goes off all the time all night and was complaining about it like it was a nuisance. Rather than saying, I think someone's breaking into the wall greens because the alarm's going off. That's when they would have come.

Wow. You're an idiot. That's your dumb fault. He thought they'd be all on his side. And they were like, I mean, you could fill out a form. I don't know. We're not going to come out for that. Amazing.

But I guarantee you when I was like 18, if I was playing loud music, they'd have come for that. No problem. Yeah. Which I most certainly will do. He will fill out that complaint for him. This Walgreens disturbs a hundreds of families, a hundreds, a hundreds of families every night and they do nothing about it. People have to go to work and school and Walgreens is disturbing the peace. Worse than a corner bar!

Oh. Yeah, they shut down at least. It's a nuisance. It's a nuisance. I took the video from two blocks away at 1 a.m. It was nonstop. Neighborhood nuisance until 5 a.m. I want the city to investigate. They don't care.

It's Atlantic City. They're like, whatever. Investigate what? We have casinos that have gone out of business. Do you understand how hard that is to pull off? This town sucks and whatever. You don't give a shit. You live here, gross.

Go in and tell the manager that the alarm goes off at night. Well, he said he did that twice and to no avail, basically. Well, they leave. They're not coming back to show it off. They're like, well, not my problem. Just tell them it happens. happens every night. I go home at midnight, dog.

I'm out. They said, I don't know, man. Yeah, I don't get that one. D.D. gives one star. Security and management and security. Security and management and security was very rude. All three of them. Very rude.

And nasty to my veteran disabled mother. She plays her music on low everywhere, but makes a point of lowering her volume before before she goes into any establishment. Well, put some fucking headphones on. I don't care. I don't care if you liberated Treblinka. I don't give a shit. Turn your fucking shit down in a fucking store, you asshole.

I don't care. You don't get to force us to... If you can't do it on an airplane, you can't do it in the store. That's it. I'm sorry. I honestly, I don't care if you're just a head sitting on a wheelchair because Hitler personally beheaded you. I don't care.

Shut the fuck up. I don't want to hear your goddamn shit. Even if I like your music, I don't want to hear it. I just don't. It's weird. It's just weird. I feel like I'm being nosy

where it's like I don't want to feel, you're making me feel uncomfortable like I'm invading your privacy while you're blaring music. Security told my mother after 30 seconds of her being inside to turn it down. They gave her 30 seconds. I wouldn't have given her 30 seconds.

Soon as she rolled across the threshold, I'd have been like, you can turn that the fuck down before you even go through these metal detectors turned out, or alarm things, whatever they are. Didn't ask, wasn't polite. He just told her what to do. It's not an ask.

It's a do or leave. That's it. You can't just do that. No, I get you should be polite to an older woman who's disabled, definitely, for sure. On her way out, a woman behind the register decided to berate her after she was already disrespected by security and was leaving. My mother served her. This means, that doesn't mean anything.

at Walgreens. My mother served our country and is retired. She should never be treated by the... It doesn't give you rights to just do whatever you want because you went in the army or whatever the fuck you went. It's fine, good for you and respect it, but it doesn't matter in Walgreens.

You could also have to wear shirt and shoes when you go in there. It doesn't matter how many wars you were in. You still have to have shoes on when you go in Walgreens. You don't pull out your purple heart to sidestep the shirt shoes balls. We don't have that.

I don't get that. I don't get, that's just weird. And I bet you the mother wouldn't wear this on her sleeve as much as the kid is doing. You know what I mean? I bet the mother wouldn't say it like this. She should never be treated this way when shopping at a store she frequents. I will be reaching out to corporate as well. Well, if I'm Walgreens, I'm regular at Walgreens.

Tell you what, let's solve this. Let's give you one of these cheapy pairs of headphones from up by the register. Problem solved. There we go. Plug them in. There you go. Plug them in. Kenny, one star.

Called the police on my. husband this evening and accused him of stealing. They called the police. I thought she called the police. I was like, okay, what does this have to do with Walgreens? My husband's an asshole and I called the cops on. Accused him of stealing. I called the store and they said it was the security guard who called not them.

Doesn't he work for them? The security called, not us. He represents somebody else. What does that mean? A-CPD, Atlantic City Police Department, said he, quote, fit the description and failed to provide the proof and claimed I was banned as well. Oh, by the way, you're not allowed in either anymore. I'm currently waiting for the store to call me back as they claim they keep a list of people.

I've been coming here for years and never had any problems. What a disgrace. I didn't know it was a crime to go into a store and leave without buying anything. Why didn't the guard stop him at the door if he thought he was stealing? Isn't that his job? I am expecting someone to rectify this as it seems very racially motivated by both the ACPD and Walgreens. They asked my husband for his social security number while unlawfully detaining him and made him out as a criminal all because of incompetent security staff. We were just trying to find a shovel.

Just sad. They wanted a shovel. What are you at Walgreens for a show? Maybe one of those sand shovels, a little buckets. Yeah. They come in the little nets. Maybe there's a snow. Maybe there's a ice scraper for your windshield?

Maybe that's it. We don't know. Maybe. Lola one star. I called trying to refill my grandpa's prescription Sunday, June 28th at 5.30 p.m. So it'll be ready by Monday morning. And of course, no one answered just as I knew they wouldn't. Don't expect anyone to answer the phone if the pharmacy is closing in the next 30 minutes.

Terrible service. And they should be ashamed because they are. a pharmacy. Stop playing with people health. People health. People health. You're messing with people health now. Stop playing.

Playing with people. Lexi, one star. I've been on hold for two hours and 30 minutes. This person's currently on hold while leaving the review. And no one has answered the phone. From two people ahead to nobody ahead of my call, how is it they get away with such bad customer service? I've been dealing with this for three years.

That's a long time on hold. You've been on the, I've been on for three years. Wow, that's too long. That's just too long. Wow. And it doesn't get any better. It gets worse.

I'm a disabled woman in need of my prescription. And before I leave my home, I want to verify that it's ready because when I get to the pharmacy, I have to wait another hour to be serviced. This is ridiculous. Someone needs to take control of these employees. I'm taking my prescriptions to Walmart from now on.

Okay. I'll promote Walmart and tell, well, if you promote them, They can finally make it past that plucky. Right now, they're just a little plucky family-owned business. We don't know if they're going to make it or not. They're right on the edge. And you could really.

Yeah, you could make them a real. I'm going to that real family-friendly Walmart. Yeah, yeah. It's just a little family store, you know, just a little one. They don't have everything, you know. It's just a husband and wife running it, a couple of little old people. Walmart. They guys long since dad, right?

I think so, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, as kids, shitty other relatives own it now. Worst people. Or stockholders or whatever. And tell everyone I know and in social media to stop using Walgreens. Oh. Is a disgrace as much money as we have spent as consumers. We don't get the great service we deserve and the employees are rude and vindictive.

Oh, and vindictive. And vindictive. They'll get you back. Stop using Walgreens. Stop using Walgreens. That's twice. These people need to know who they are working for, and that is us the customer. Us.

That sounds like a political message, like to try to. You're to try to break Walgreens? We're going to break. You think you're going to do it? Well, there's only 17,000 locations in the United States. Very easily broken by this one woman in her social media. It should be no problem. CVS is doing their best, and they can't do it.

They can't do it. No, they're taking over all the right aides now in fucking New York. They're taking all those. San Zeta, one star. If I could give negative stars, I would have given that. That's not it. I would have gave that. Sorry, not giving that.

This whole pharmacy is messed up. Every time I try to fill mine or my parents' prescriptions, no one helps us out. They never pick up the calls, and every time I will be on hold for a half an hour, and then they cut my call. I don't think calling is the best strategy in this place. Yes, I tried to go to the store for help, but even when I go to the store, they give me time for two hours to fill one prescription. Then I go after two hours and it's still not ready. I'm sharing the screenshots as proof. I'm a pharmacy technician myself and we don't do these stuff.

We don't do these stuff with our patients. These stuff. These stuff. This is completely unacceptable and unprofessional behavior. the management should see this. And it's literally just a screenshot of like when you're on a call. Yeah. And it says Walgreens store Atlantic City 14 minutes and 25 seconds.

And that's all it says. So I don't know what proof of anything you're showing us here, but that's that. I gave you all of your evidence. It's out there. I don't know. Richard, one star. Closed due to lack of employees. Okay.

What? What? Apparently, they didn't have enough one day. I had to close it down. Sorry for the inconvenience, but we are not a store today. No, we're just not operating. This means two things. One, management is so terrible they cannot retain employees.

Two, management does not pay enough to attract new employees. Or three, both of those things, because it's Walgreens, I think. That's my opinion that I'm sticking in there. I have no sympathy for an allegedly 24-hour business that is management. so poorly they must close their doors rather than find a way to hire and retain employees. Well, we know they're not 24 hours because the alarm goes off all night. So that's not. There is that. That's what's going on there. Let's see, Kyle, one star. I've had nothing but trouble with this Walgreens while

obtaining my prescriptions. All but one of the pharmacists were rude and quick to anger. They jump to angry now. Usually a pharmacist, you can't get an emotion out of them either way. You could tell them a joke or set them on fire and they give you the same blank stare. They don't care. They usually. Dead-eyed. They don't even talk to you. No.

It's a fucking assistant, first of all. Then the pharmacist comes over, looks at the prescription, says, do you have any questions? That's it. And then tells you what to take these with. That's it. That's the interaction. How's that guy? Maybe you're angry because you got too many fucking questions.

You got a lot of questions. It's all in the booklet. You ask your doctor these. It's all in the paper. Yeah. Name a one star. The workers here are the most irresponsible ever. They will keep you on hold for hours and hours.

We'll literally pick up and put you on hold. What else can you expect? It's AC, jerks. That is my favorite. Any business that you call and they go, thank you for calling. And then you go to say anything at all and they go, please hold. Please hold. Shit.

That's the worst. I feel like an idiot. Finally, Musa one star. This is one of the worst Walgreens I've ever been to. Two-ohs, by the way. Been two. Yeah, yeah. Been too.

Been also. The drive-through of the pharmacy is such a bad place to be in. Stood there for 30 minutes and it was not even busy. The lady came drinking juice and was rude. How dare you drink juice while you fucking make me wait? She came from the juice. She came drinking juice. That's that, that's it.

That's a horny bitch. It's too much. Too much. Yeah, drinking it all up. She couldn't take it. All right. Let's get out of Atlantic City and out of Walgreens. And let's go someplace fancy.

What do you say here? Let's be fancy schmancy. We're going to the Gillette Castle State Park. Where's that? It's in Connecticut. And it is a goddamn cool, big stone. Everything has made a stone. It's cool a show.

Okay. This is, they call it the stone mansion with a unique decor, a medieval style facade. belonging to actor William Gillette. It's at 67 River Road, East Haddam, Connecticut. And it says right on here, dogs allowed. Bring your dogs. That's great. It's got 4.7 stars out of 4,500 reviews.

Wow. So it seems pretty nice. It's impressive. Nice place. Let's find out what you can bitch about here, because there's got to be something. Tara, five stars. This place is gorgeous, and you can basically drive right up to it. We went in the winter so there was plenty of parking spaces,

and it appears to have plows because the lot was super clear of snow. The castle just puts you in awe. The view of the river was just beautiful, and you could peek through some of the lower windows. Yours were, I guess tours is what they're going for. Tours were not happening when we went, but I would certainly go again just to see the inside completely, definitely worth a trip if you're in the area.

All right, that sounds nice. And it's beautiful. and the snow too. It's a cool-looking castle and there's fucking snow all around it with stone walls. It looks awesome. Let's see.

Lots of pictures. There's the lower windows. Those are nice. Okay. Ari, five stars. Beautiful castle and grounds with wonderful views. Purchase tickets to walk

through the castle in the season. Great walking trails and picnic area. A must-seed to take in nature, hike, dog-walking, picnic, and more. Oh. And there is. as restrooms available in the main building. Okay, that's good.

That's good. You don't even have to piss in the woods. This is excellent. Oh. And do have to put your dog on a leash, which is fine. Yeah. All right, here we go. Donna, four stars.

The castle and history are great. The park is beautiful. The gift shop, though, leaves a lot to be desired. What? I wanted to buy more crap. Yeah. What did you want exactly? The whole thing's great, but not enough knick-knacks.

Not enough magnets with people's names on that. I needed a magnet and a snow globe or else this is this place is a complete fucking loser wash, fucking loss. Braggenda, that's a name I've never heard before. Bragenda, okay, two stars. Not much attractive castle. Not much, I think there's supposed to be periods in here, but I don't know. Not much attractive castle, but the view from the top towards river is nice. again, with fall colors, it looks nice.

Evidently it looks nice. It looks nice, Brigenda. Yeah, there's pictures of the river with fall leaves and shit. It looks very nice, like he said. Eben or Aben, whatever, two stars. The river is accessible, but the castle itself is not open. Renovations are in progress, so there is construction noises and foul language. Right, because construction workers are scumbags.

Because there's, yeah, that's just what they do. The views of the river are pleasant. Yeah, don't take your kid around a construction crew if you don't want them to hear some colorful language, let's just say. Yeah, just. But they shout it so they don't even have to be. Well, they have to shout it over the equipment, so you're going to hear it, which is nice. Ah, put it down, you fucking moron. Oh, Jesus, fucking.

Hold on. Fuck, fuck, fuck, wait. Yeah, you hear everything there. But these guys are also, you know, like construction guys are a special breed. Guys who can drink on a roof all day in the sun and not fall off it are impressive to me. This is another country, right? No, this is in Connecticut. Oh, Connecticut, right, right, right, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that's, oh, it's the East Coast. You're hearing the worst things. Yeah, you're going to hear. That's just in conversation. Not like you're not hearing it everywhere else you go. It's fine. You'll survive. In my head, I'm going castle.

That's got to be another country. It's got to be Ireland. There's something. Yeah. Prateek, one star. Super phenomenal piece of history. but extremely disgusting and shameful management. Wow.

Okay. Were they like having an orgy in the floor? Were they shitting on each other's chest on the fucking threshold? And say, hey, kid, look at this. I think they're shouting out especially. Also, I don't know how dumb you have to be not to realize that an hour of extension for visiting hours could gain dozens of visitors. There were loads and loads. See, all the loads.

See what we're talking about? Must have been gross. There were loads and loads of people at 4 p.m. when I was there, an information desk was super rude to each of them. So this person's saying, if you stayed open till five, you'd get even more business. Right. But by that stretch, if you stayed open until six, you'd get even more business. And if you stayed open 24 hours, you'd have all the business.

Then all the sudden you got, you're missing nothing. At some point, there's got to be a closing time here. And I don't know if this is a really. real big profit deal or if this is like a, I think it's a state park, didn't it say? Right. Yeah. It's management is going to be government. Yeah, that's that. So, Dennis one star can't rate zero stars. So I can't. So I won't. Just can't rate. Can't do it. Fuck you, Dennis. Yeah, Dennis. You're really fucking everything up for us here, Dennis. Oh, this guy's got a lot of numbers in here in times and dollar amounts and ages. He's all about numbers.

this guy. Oh, boy. Got there at 11.15 a.m. All right. There's a time. Paid $18. There's an amount of money for three tickets. There's an amount there.

To self-guided tour of castle. Was then told first tour was at 1.15 p.m. Okay. Asked for a refund was told by the belligerent attendant, quote, I don't do refunds. Visit at your own risk. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We gave you.

You do with it what you please. We don't do, refa. This isn't part of it. I'm a 72-year-old stroke survivor. Again. Oh, my God. Completely irrelevant. Do not bring your fucking...

Nope. What you've survived into this. Irrelevant. You don't have to be tough to survive a stroke. Just has to be minimal. Yeah. How's your rehab going? Can you lift the corners of your mouth?

No, I'm not trying to make fun of it, a stroke survivor, obviously, but it's the same with a, what does that have to do with anything? Has nothing to do with this? Should you be treated differently? Because you're old and survived as strict. Anyone who wants to be treated differently is crazy. They want a metal. That's what it is.

I'm a stroke survivor. Don't need this lack of respect. The state of Connecticut should hire respectful employees. Oh. Ones that know to kiss my ass personally. Right. Respectful ones. To me.

Because if there was someone doing something he didn't like, I bet he would love the employees to yell at them. That's the thing. Not to him because he survived a stroke, which is terrible. Don't get me wrong. Because I drool a little. Yeah. Again, it has nothing to do with these people.

It's not their problem. And is it Bill's palsy stroke or is it like? What are we talking here? Right. Are you balled up now? Yeah, what's going on here? Did you have recovered? I guess it really doesn't matter.

But either way, expect the same treatment for that everybody else got. And if you were rude, then you're going to get less. Jacqueline one star drove two hours only to be told they were sold out on Castle Tours for the day. We tried calling ahead of time, but no one answered our multiple calls. Let me ask you a question that's been on the minds of all your stupid opinion listeners for a couple of years now. Did you check the website? Did you check the website? Have you looked at the website?

Did you check the website? Is that a, yeah. Did you type it in and then do dot com? Did you try that? Because there's a website. Check the website. Did you check the website? That's fucking great.

Ray, one star. I have gone to this place many times. And in a different day and time of the day, and unfortunately never had the opportunity to get inside the castle. Oh. Okay. Everybody else gets in the castle. Why can't you get in the castle?

I'm left on the outside of the castle. So weird. The administration of this place away. have a have a excuse to quipped close always yeah oh always i guess always have a a excuse a excuse quipped q ui p p p ed quipped like we made a quip to quiped yeah to quiped close i don't even know what that's supposed to be what is quift supposed to be i don't know either excuse me i guess they're trying to say b closed being but quip the q and the b are Nowhere near each other.

Just nowhere in. The cues all by itself, upper left. I think their thumb got wacky and it threw equipped in there. How many strokes have you survived, Ray? That's what I'd like to know. Maybe you're having another, man. Are you having one now? I'm going to be a stroke survivor.

I can feel it. Well, so excuse to quip closed. They should do something about it. About what? The quips? What are you talking about? Be clear. Quip closed.

Quip closed. Okay, here. Simon, one star. Don't believe the information described as open 10 to 5 on 6th April. So it's a seasonal. Don't believe the hype, man. Believe it, drove 25 miles, which is not that far, by the way. Twenty-five miles? I mean, that's a pretty good distance. But as a destination, that's pretty close. In Phoenix, what isn't 25 miles from your house? Everything. Everything. Everything. How far is the airport? 38 miles. 38 miles. There you go.

So, you know what I'm saying? 25 miles is not that far to go for shit. They're acting like it was days and we, you know, got a camper going and it went overnight. It's a half hour away. You're fine. Drove 25 miles to find it closed until May. Oh, wow. Very disappointed visitors from England.

You don't need to see any more castles. You've seen plenty. You've seen. All of the castles. An actor made this. You have the best ones. Yeah. This isn't even a real castle.

Some actor put this up a hundred years ago. What fuck is wrong? You have the castles that this castle was made about. About, yeah. And made not as well as, I'm sure. Right. Carmen, finally, one star. Gillette Castle is entering William Gillette's imagination.

Oh. That's a one-star review. I don't know what that means. But that's what they said. Who is it? William. Gillette is the actor who built this place. William Gillette.

We're entering his mind. His imagination. Gillette Castle is entering William Gillette imagination. That's it. That's all they have to say. It's all. And then finally, Diane, one star, ugly. The whole castle?

The Hulk, it's all ugly. It's all ugly. It's all ugly. It's all just ugly for her. Diane, you are a mess. Okay. Speaking of stones, let's get stone, Jimmy.

What do you say? Let's do it. Let's go to the original damp cring coffee shop. Damp cring? This is in Amsterdam. Yeah. This is 29 handboog strut in Amsterdam. Handburger Street in Amsterdam.

This particular one here, it's a coffee shop. They sell weed. and then you sit there and smoke the weed, basically. That's how it works. They have some of these here, not really coffee shops, but they have weed lounges in some cities, which are fucking pretty cool if you're, like, visiting from out of town, it's fun.

Yeah. Like, there's one in Poughkeepsie. It's like, I live five minutes from here. Why would I smoke in here? Why would I just go home? Like in San Francisco, when we go for shows and stuff, I love their weed lounges are great. I love going in there and chilling for a couple of years.

Oh, it was Buffalo where they had a weed lounge, but you aren't allowed to use it. That was fucking. crazy. They had all of these weed stores that you had to be a member to get into. I'm like, I just want to go in and smoke some wheat. I'll pay whatever it costs. I don't care. I'm on. What is the problem? What's the problem? No, this is let me in. Damn it. I have money. Please. Let me in. I'll gladly pay you to smoke today. Yeah. I'm not looking to, I'm not looking for anything extra. I'm on the road. This is a

write-off, babe. Let me in. You know what I mean? What the fuck? He aren't doing it. So this place has 4.4 stars out of 4,300 reviews. That's great. That's great. A lot of tourists, obviously, come in here for this type of thing. Because this is the type of shit that when we were like teenagers, this was legendary. You go to Amsterdam and there's just these coffee shops. You just buy hash and smoke it, man.

It's crazy. So let's find out, Tomey, five stars. Very chill atmosphere and staff. I would think that would be They're stoned, man Basic requirement A chill atmosphere instead The weed is nice

And is the same price You pay around here No question of No answer of where that is Just around here Doesn't say where he's from Their shakes are amazing Nothing fancy or crazy

Just really good milkshakes That go smooth with a joint A milkshake is great with weed Ah, it's good for your throat Is there weed in these milkshakes? No, I think the milkshake's just a milkshake. It's just a regular-ass milkshake. Yeah.

I told the guy at the weed counter I was broke since my last day. He said they can do whatever small amounts I want to try a variety so nice. I'll give you samples then. I'll give you a bunch of... A bunch of... A bunch of little samples. An actual flight. You're going to be flying.

You're going to be feeling good. Once I discovered the place, I kept coming back once a day throughout my stay. Awesome. G. Four-star. very cool original coffee shop. The bud tender was very welcoming, but I would say the red head behind the bar

could reduce her intensity. Now, the funny part here is, too, she could be just at a completely normal speed, and you could be very stung going, damn, fucking relax. Damn, bitch, calm down. So that might be you being too stone to realize that she's just at a normal, you know.

You intense motherfucker, chill out. She's like, I just said hi. What are you talking about? Take it down. Wow. Just lower and slower, babe, like a good barbecue. Just lower and slower. Smoke it. Less volume, please. Please. People that are coming in and spending money want to feel relaxed and comfortable. Otherwise, we would have probably stayed longer. Yeah. We got that. Glenda, four stars. I kind of like, and this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, This is, you're going to hear it now. Oh, boy. I kind of like the removal of hats upon entry. Oh, boy.

This is a weed store coffee shop where there's a formality of no hats, please, God forbid. I'd appreciate it if you guys would be a little more dressed up. What the fuck are you talking about? Especially. Could you wear a collar, please? A collared shirt, please. Cackies, if you could. Amsterdam is a walking city.

Amsterdam has legal fucking legal fucking legal weed and it's a walking city so if you go out and you're a tourist or you're whatever you're walking around all day it might be rainy it might be windy you stick a fucking hat on because you're going to be walking all day it might be sunny whatever it is you that's the other reason you got a brim to protect your face you might have a hat on all that and then you walk into a weed store like take that off the formalities everybody a woman just showed me a pussy for $20 what are you talking about Woman did it in a window for free. Never mind.

Fucking $20. She tried to sell it to me by showing it to me. Nothing makes me angrier than people telling me what I should have on my head or not. Shut the fuck up and worry about your own fucking head. Is my money green, motherfucker? Yeah. I hate that shit, especially if it's not a place that warrants it. It's not church.

It's a fucking weed coffee shop. And even church. Women wear fucking hats in there. Why can't I wear? a goddamn hat. In Jewish church, everybody's got a goddamn hat on. Everybody's got a goddamn hat. Why, I can't have a hat. And it's, I'll defer to

George Carlin every time. I want to be part of no group where you have to wear a hat or you're not allowed to wear a hat. Can't wear a hat. I'll wear a hat when I feel like where I want to. Leave me the fuck alone. That's how I feel. Especially you go into a place and it's like, well, if you've had a hat on all day, you know, like,

you're going to take it off, then you've got to like fix your hair and do all that, sit there uncomfortable. Why, why should I be uncomfortable? I'm trying to relax and get stone. This is stupid. Times to take your hat off. Perhaps during the National Anthem, and that's

the end of the fucking list. That's it. I take my hat off during the National Anthem because it's the thing to do. The rest of them can go fuck themselves. I don't know how my hat is disrespectful to the fallen, but that's a whole separate fucking issue that we need to start with back there. Yeah, they were wearing a hat when they fell

from. That's what I'm saying. I'm honoring them with my hat. No, I don't get how a hat has to do with any of that shit, but fine. If that's the tradition We're all going to do it, and everyone's going to be a dick about it. I'm going to expose this stupid head to the flag. Show my humility. My dumb, fucked up, curly, guinea, nappy, stupid hair.

You're happy now, asshole? That is it fine? Old Glory can see my fucking bald head. You guys are happy now? Jimmy's like, I'll take it right off. Now what? There you go, old glory. I honor you with this fucking horrible head of hair.

That's Jimmy's strategy to get him to put the hat back on. That's fucking funny. So, however, noticed a girl wasn't a fan of it. Yeah, she probably put it on to walk around all day. Then it was like, my hair's a fucking rat's nest under there because I put a hat on all day. Why the fuck would I take it off? Wanted to get a smoothie, but there wasn't smoothies this day. Tables have a hook to place hats on so they're not on the table.

Oh, my God. What don't you do? What don't I check my hat? Like it's a fucking gun or something. You just hang on to it and put it in a locker so no one can see it or be offended by this fucking hat. Put your disgusting hat on the hook under the table. Why? What is their obsession with hats over here?

Netherlands, is this a thing over? Is this a general over there? You people nuts? What's happening? It's got to be, right? This is supposed to be the most chill environment ever. You guys are the coolest. You've somehow legalized drugs and selling pussy all in the same place.

That's incredible. But don't have a hat on? But don't you dare do it in an angel's hat. If you go into one of the brothels, they'll shoot it off your head upon entry. They really don't want it. It's very disrespectful. Very disrespectful. We're a bunch of angels, but don't acknowledge that with an angel's hat.

Very disrespectful to the chick whose asshole is pressed against the front glass. Very disrespectful there. I'm going to Google. The Netherlands hat policy. We're going to hear from people I have a feeling here. Common and accepted. Wearing them outside completely normal. I don't know.

The tables are kind of artistic. Traditional etiquette. Wearing hats, especially in formal settings. Nice restaurants are homes. It's rude. Okay. Well, this isn't a nice restaurant nor a formal setting. It's a coffee shop where weed is salt.

Weed is. Don't wear a half? Wow. Well, the tables are kind of artistic. Some tables had a hologram image on them. Oh, well, then. Monica, three stars. Okay. Overall, we had a nice experience. That's good. The product we bought was good. The coffee shop itself is cozy and the guy who served us explained everything we needed

to know. See, what you do is you light that on fire and then breathe in. Suck. That's everything you need to know, really. That's it. It's pretty simple. Straightforward. The red-haired girl, on the other hand, was something else. I thought she was chill. No, she's the one that needs to bring her intensity. down. Maybe we should get her a hat so everyone won't know she's the red-headed girl, and then we'll save a lot of problems. Hide that shit. We patiently waited at the counter while she was having a conversation with another customer about their personal whereabouts, which I'm sure

was very exciting for them. As soon as she turned her attention to us, her facial expression changed immediately. She came across as rude, unwelcoming, and highly unprofessional, which honestly doesn't fit this kind of environment or any customer-facing job for that matter. Certainly. Just get stone. Have you ever bought drugs from an actual drug dealer? I bet you, if you smoked weed in here, you would forget that anybody is hostile. That's what I mean.

You would not give a fuck. I'm going to start writing reviews from people I bought weed from over the years and that experience. Gee, they're a little more hostile. Had to go in there for fucking 45 minutes while he dicked off and fought with his girlfriend. And then he said, you can't just come in and out right away because that's suspicious. So you've got to sit there for a while. I ended up smoking a joint of my wheat. I just bought from him with him.

I could complain all fucking day about it. I had to get him high. Him high. But the whole time, no one said shit about my hat. So five fucking stars. But he does, he does a very lax hat policy. His hat policy is fucking, uh, Very lazy-faire.

Very lazy-fair hat policy on this cat. Thankfully, the interaction didn't ruin the overall experience, but it definitely left a sour aftertaste. We'd gladly come for the atmosphere just with a different bartender. You mean bud tender, but yes. Yael, Yael, Yael, Yael, Yael. Yael. Yael.

Yael. Two stars. The guy was awesome. He was very helpful. The girl behind the bar was absolutely awful. I wonder what color hair she has. She's having to be flaming locks of Auburn hair. I think so.

Not professionally. It was only talking with her friends or on the phone. Too high to work and incredibly rude. Too high to sell weed? I don't think that's, I've never seen that before. I smoked this one. I'm fucked up. Fucked up.

Yeah. That's all the dispensaries I go into. This is great. this is awesome. They're all outside. Well, that's the thing, too, about weed is that it's very easy to fuck you, to get you fucked up. Very easy to fuck you up.

Incredibly easy. If you want a specific thing, that's where you need a good guy that knows what he's doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if you don't feel like looking through everything, like if we go to out of town, the place with, we were in Minnesota. Yeah. And I was walking around because my hotel room wasn't ready. So I had to walk for seven miles in the rain while waiting for it, which was a lot of fun,

everybody. So found a dispenser. and I went in there and I didn't have no what the fuck they had, everything there. So I just said a good sativa and a good indica.

That's what I'm looking for. A pre-show and a fucking post show. And you tell me basically what you got. Yatsi. And the people who know what they're doing are like, okay, this one's good like this and I'm looking at THC content, obviously, and all that kind of shit

for a heavy indica and stuff. But that's all it should be. All right. So she's incredibly rude. First, I asked if they had a beer, which they did not. Most, they don't probably sell alcohol and we eat at the same place.

I didn't know, I wasn't handed a menu because they didn't have anymore, but I was told in a very rude tone. And then I asked for a milkshake, which turns out they didn't have either. Okay? So I asked what she recommended,

to which I received the response, quote, I don't know what you drink. I don't know what you drink. Do I? Just look at the menu. What do you drink? What do I pick? and she finally forgot half of our order, which was just one more Coke my friend ordered.

She was also coughing all over the machinery, the cups, unsanitary, and she was smashing things instead of setting them down, showing how she was not capable of working in that state. We went beginning of December on a Thursday, about 8 p.m. Okay. Joachim, two stars. This was kind of grim for me. This is definitely an English person. judging by their words.

This was kind of grim for me. Toilet was in shabby state. That's an English person. Very grim. Grim, shabby? Yeah. Atmosphere wasn't good for me. Service was correct, though.

Oh. Okay. They came correct. They came correct. Anus. A. N-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A. Anna?

-N-A-A-N-A. -A-N-A-A-A. No. A-N-A-I-S. Anus? That's an-A-N-A-S. That's fucking anus, man. There's even an eye to make sure it is on there.

That's an-nice at the best, but that's anus. That's a blonde girl named Anus is what this is. Anus, one star. One star, because less is impossible. We've never had that one before. I'll give her credit. It's pretty good. Hey, Anus, we've never had a chick named Anus, and we've never had that line before.

So you're two for two. Very disappointing experience. From the moment we walked in, the staff made us feel completely unwelcome. Nobody greeted us or even looked at us. One waiter clearly saw us but simply pretended not to. Wow. We waited for around 10 minutes and no one came over to take our order or explain what we should order at the bar. It seems like from everybody's thing, I don't think they do.

I think the waiters will bring you drinks and stuff, but I think you have to order shit from the bar. Or it up there. That's what it seems like, but I don't know. The overall attitude seemed especially cold towards tourists and people from outside Amsterdam, which you get that. Lots of places. That's just kind of how it is. Terrible customer service and very unfriendly atmosphere. We ended up leaving without being served.

Definitely not the kind of treatment you'd expect from such a well-known coffee shop. Yeah, I've heard of this place before. So it's definitely a known entity here. Tyler, one star. upon first glance, we were captivated. Oh. Sure, this isn't a castle review I got back where it's here? I'm sure this isn't the red light district pussy.

Yeah. Where are you? Although maybe if you're from like fucking Mississippi or something and you walk into a weed store, your head would probably explode. You're like, this is captivating. Look at this place, yeah. And we're looking forward to our time there. The music was good and the ambiance was nice.

until we had to speak to the bud tender. Uh-oh. Until is all caps, by the way. He was obnoxious, rude, and ruined the entire experience for us. You spoiled assholes. Get stoned and shut up. Who cares? You're stoned.

They ruined the experience for you? That is crazy. Yeah. You know what happened? What I did when my hotel room wasn't ready and I had to walk for seven miles? Walked around, smoke weed felt better. That's what I did. Yeah, go get high, man.

Chill me the fuck out. a little bit. That's all it was. We immediately left and will not be going back. Wow. Wow. Unbelievable. Really fucking pissing. Imagine being that set in your ways about something. I'm telling you, all these people that do this are have to be people who have never had to buy black market weed. It has to be. Because to me, whatever the, I don't like the way you set up and you have to show an idea it over there, it's so much better than have a calling a guy waiting to call you back, see if he has anything. You don't get to pick what you want either. It's just whatever he happens to have at that time is what you're getting. Your friend set this up so you actually got weed from somebody else. But because your friend set this up and he went out of his way to weigh this for you, now you have to come by it anyway. Yeah, now you've got to smoke it out.

You've got to meet this guy in a grocery store parking lot and fucking act. It's the worst. Or at somebody's house. So you have to sit there uncomfortably while they have friends you don't know. But I made the call, man. You got to go get it now. What? This guy was sort of rude.

to me. Drug dealers are rude, okay? That's the way it works. Yeah. Be thankful that weed exists. Yeah. For legally. Yeah. We used to buy fucking weight in the fucking Bronx from the Rostas. Do you think they were polite? It was what you want in mine. There was not a lot of interaction. It was fucking drive over there. Fucking wait there.

You go, all right. Don't get out of your car. Yeah, that's what it was. There's no, no one was like, this is very rude. the man with the dreadlocks clearly was not a customer facing fucking blah-b-b-b-b-b-b-p-p-pah. No, it was happy to get out of there with your life and the weed you wanted. That was it. Somebody should call the better business. Yeah.

These people have never been robbed by drug dealers ever. This is clear. That's clear. It's obvious. Showed up to a parking lot, gave this guy my money. Yeah. And he went around to building never to be seen again. Yeah.

Never did that. Never had to go buy a fucking nickel bag off the street where you were like, hope I don't get murdered. Never. Never. Unbelievable. He said, it's going to be this much. And I said, where's it at? It's going to be this much. Yeah. Well, I guess he wants the money now. That's it. That's what you're doing. Give him money first. Crazy problem. But okay. I guess so. So Brian, one star, staff weren't helpful. music is atrocious. No variety. Just rap.

I mean, if you like laugh, it'd be good. It's most people that smoke weed listen to that. That's fine, yeah. I think it's set up to force people through very quickly. Drink service was slow and lame. Well, then it's not to get you out quickly because it's slow, but the drinks. Oh, it's lame. It is lame.

You're right. It's lame. I don't know what I was thinking there. I forgot all about the lame factor. That's my bad. staff actually gave grief because someone didn't want to buy drinks to smoke the weed they just bought there. Go to Barney's, better service, nicer staff, and better weed. I won't go there.

Yeah, I won't go there again, ever. Ever. One thing I noticed in Amsterdam, there's a picture of the outside of the shop, which everything in Amsterdam looks like a weird Christmas village, by the way. It's like all, like, nice. It's this nice little shop that looks like a Christmas village And outside there's a bicycle just leaned against the window And no one's gonna steal it That's amazing

I don't see a fucking uh Not a problem with that A lock on it or anything Just sitting there and everyone's fine with that Okay via VIA One star on Tuesday October 21st around 1030 p.m.

I had an extremely unpleasant experience at this place I set the stage now. The staff member was incredibly rude and disrespectful. I handed over 20 euros for a 13 euro bill and he acted as if I had done something wrong, giving me condescending

looks. He even asked things like, are you high and made belittling comments? Yeah. Yes. This is kind of disrespectful behavior or this kind of disrespectful behavior is absolutely unacceptable. I hope this review

helps others be aware and that the management takes this issue seriously. We don't. I love how people act like they're doing a service for the rest of the world by leaving a review. Like, I hope this changes things. I wasn't going to speak out. I hope they see an error of their way.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like somebody left the church and told everyone the pastors were fucking all the kids. Like, I just wanted to, I felt in my heart it was wrong and I needed to, that's what they're acting like. When no one cares. We really start thinking about the way you treat people. Yeah.

When everybody sees shit like, and they go, well, what were you doing, stupid? Were you super high and unable to conduct business? What's the story? Were you high? Were you high? Shiyab. Shiab.

One star, gone way downhill. Was irregular until the staff were trying to assault me. Oh. What? The whole staff, the red-headed chick, too. You started a fight there? Was irregular until the staff were trying to assault me. Uh-huh.

That is at a... That tells me you started a fight. Dude, you're in a... It's weed. What are you doing? How could you get into a discussion? Hey, man. That deep.

Calm. Well, deep will happen on weed, but it shouldn't be angry. It shouldn't be fascinating at best. If it's deep, you better have a reason to be doing this deep conversation. Otherwise, it better not be deep politically. Shut the fuck up. I'm trying to be high. We're trying to get stoned and be comfortable.

and relax here. You're safer buying from street dealers. I don't believe that. Probably not. Yeah. They don't have, no. Iran,

Aaron, A-E-R-A-N, one-star. Worst customer service I've seen around the globe. Around the globe. From here to Catmandu. You name it.

From here to none of it. Holy shit. Wow. From the, from the, to the, to the shores of Tripoli. So, we're around the globe.

You sit in after you paid 30 plus euros and start getting comments about how you should behave in the coffee shop even though you're practically minding your own business. Oh, okay. We were... There's some weird, this sounds weird,

like some weird rules. We were told not to charge our phones just because we did not ask for it in advance. They didn't say, can I plug my phone into this plug that's sitting here? So they said, you can't because you didn't ask ahead of time. Seems like they're... I don't give a fuck. Who cares?

Plug it in. Who gives a shit? Yeah. It seems like they want to, like, somebody's little fiefdom is what this sounds like. You've been to bars like that, where there's some... Sure. Some employees little fiefdom, and it's just, if they don't, they just want to be dicks to people, they're going to be dicks to people, and that's it.

If they don't like it, it's not happening here. Yeah, exactly. So we didn't ask for it. in advance. They punished us by telling us they will only allow to use it in future times even though other customers were allowed to charge them. So if you come back

next time you can charge, but you didn't ask first, you can't charge this time. If you ask next time. Like you're in the second grade, essentially. Yeah. The waitress is just an awful human being who likes to pick at random people for her own pleasure. Nothing

explains her better than that. Incredible. Again, Hair color is what I'm wondering here. Yeah. Is it red? P, one star. Avoid! This is not only all caps with three exclamation points, but a space between every letter.

Oh. The exclamation point. So it's of. They want you to see it. They hate it. Avoid. Very rude waitress with a horrible attitude and also low quality products. I would say at this point you should probably be talking to this waitress or this server because...

She's causing problems. This is a lot more than just one person or a couple. This is every person's like, I mean, it's fine. That one lady's a bitch, though. It's like, you. She's a complete asshole. Who is this person? Nobody treated me that rude in my whole life and I was their customer.

Can you imagine? No. No, I can't know. The waitress approached our table and asked what we were going to buy. The thing was, we had just bought their stuff, which was low quality and expensive. Uh-oh. And we're trying to roll. I said not now.

Uh, thank you. And she flipped. She pushed the water bottle I had on the table and started to yell. Nobody can come to my shop and put those water bottles on my table and order nothing to drink. Then she shoved my coffee menu, shove the coffee menu to our face and yelled, Now buy! Jesus Christ. Commerce, motherfucker.

What fucking crazy, like backwoods Chinese villager you in where the, They scream, now buy at you. That's pretty amazing. What the hell is happening? I was shocked. My brain couldn't process what just happened, and I couldn't even say something. We were 35 and 36 years old people, not a child. Yeah.

We had to left the shop without couldn't even smoke what we paid for. The English has fallen apart as this has gone on this review. They kept it together for a while. Yeah, it really is. Unraveling. That was the most horrible experience as a customer I've ever had. If that's true, that's insane. You got to get out more.

That's the way you approach a conflict, the waitress, rather than just, hey, let's, you know, hey, you know, blah, blah, blah, whatever, make a joke about it, have some fun. It's weed. That's the worst experience you've ever had? It's weed, yeah. There are a lot better options in this horrible place. Don't waste your time and your money. Fair. By the way, all the ones where they're complaining about her have, like, tons of.

of thumbs up too. Tons of likes. So it must be a thing. Eric, one star. I am living in Netherlands a few years now, and few days ago it was my first time visiting this coffee shop. I don't know if guy at the bar thought I am a tourist or what, but this is I got for 40 euro.

I had much better weed for a lower price. It's, dude, it's, it's not a lot. No, it's a little handful. It's, I mean, maybe an eighth, but I doubt it. But the problem is, it's real. stemmy. There's one just like long stem with a couple little tiny chunks hanging. 40 bucks. You don't get that. A dispensary, that's not what you get. It's got to be nice, trim, right buds for the price. For $40, they'll give you two pretty good salt. Maybe three, three, four, $40? It's a lot.

Real quality eighth for $40, which is amazing because a quality eighth in 1994, a dirtweed eighth in 1994 was $35. Not in Arizona because that had extra dirt weed, but in New York, that was 35 bucks. And it was crap. Fucking literal quarters was $25. Yeah. $25. I mean, it was terrible. It was trash.

It was worth it. You get an ounce for, I've got an ounce is for 60 out there because it was trash weed. Yeah. But good weed, like in New York in the 90s when they had hydro, which is like this, the nice green crystally shit. That shit was $60 bucks an eighth. Yeah. 30 years ago. So, I mean, weed prices have really come down, honestly, which is great.

Out of all of these, there's finally a response from the owner on this. Great. Which I find fucking hilarious. I love how, like, no response. They don't give a shit. Yeah. But until then. So this is response from the owner.

Just sorry to hear that. Sorry to hear about your misfortune with our weed. Sorry to hear. that. That's it. Sorry to hear that. That is fucking funny. All right. Lila here, one star, terrible service. The waitress was too busy, quote,

chilling and minding her own business. She just ignored us. She's chilling. Busy chilling. My brother wanted to take our order to the bar, but took him several minutes to get her attention. No milkshake, or she was just too lazy to make one, question mark. Right.

Very disappointing. after seeing all the good reviews about the bar. And a couple more here. Lucha, or Luka, I'm sorry, one star. The quality has drastically declined, and the staff would much rather discuss how they can throw out people they don't like than actually serve them.

Yeah, they've gotten to this point now where this is their little social club. That's all it matters there. It's almost like Patty's Pub or some shit. It's like the always sunny bar. Talking about who they want to throw out. We can throw these people out. uh,

Juan one star finally. Oh, I'm sorry. I'll finish that one. Um, yeah, uh, actually serve them. If you have any questions,

you can be sure you'll get a stupid answer. Pride comes before a fall. Oh, right. They're a little too prideful now. Okay, was it two more here. All right.

Um, one star. The bald black guy who works in the back was incredibly rude. Mm-hmm. I was this close to knocking all his teeth out. I regret not doing it. I bet you weren't. Usually the first guy you want to punch is a bald black guy.

They're never, they never are ready to answer that, I'm sure. This close? No, you weren't. Did you have tattoos on his face, too? Anything else? If you mean this close by standing right here and then saying, now hold on, I'm going to show you the other end of how close. And you just start walking.

That's how close you were. and end up in Finland. That's perfect. That's how close you were to knocking that man's teeth. Probably not very. Oh, I love it. Andrea, this is originally an Italian, so let's see if hopefully it'll be a funny translation.

One star, I asked for the lightest thing he had. He recommended a pre-roll one. Now, Jimmy just smiles because this is Jimmy's experience. I go in and I'm like... Every time I go, just something real chill. We got like 35% THC. Jimmy's like, he got something at like 12 to 15. Yeah, some half that.

Some real, yeah, something real fucking light. Anything around 18? I always go, who asked for lighter? And then Jimmy's like, me. I'm like, okay, well, that makes sense. Yeah. So much later. Then this person says, I only needed three hits, even though I'd asked for something light.

They're complaining that they got too stoned off of three hits. Which, by the way. You've still got a shitload more weed left then. That's great. Yeah, you just. And plus, getting stoned is not an exact science. Right. So even if something is very light, have you eaten?

Have you, there's so many factors you've been walking around, this, that, how tired. There's a million factors to how stoned or not stoned you get. Are you sitting in a jacuzzi? Yeah, right now. What's the temperature regulation around your environment? If you are in a jacuzzi, getting sweaty and have any. eating and aren't drinking water. Baby, you are about to be so high.

Just dehydrated of nothing else. Yeah. Even though I'd ask for something light, I understand why they were laughing behind my back after I bought it. Of course, an Italian served me. Not even fellow Italians behave like that.

What? Okay. Of course. Of course. A fellow Italian. I don't get that one, but all right. And she shows just a pre-roll, which is really useless. It's useless. It's just a Roll Joint. There's can't see no packaging. That doesn't tell you anything.

Yeah, we'll do one more here. These are fun. Okay. Silas, one star. I bought the product and sat down to use it. That's a very funny way to say this. I was kicked out by the waitress for not consuming anything at the bar, even though the coffee shop was empty.

I witnessed her taking part of a customer's change and throwing it into a tip container without asking the customer if he wanted to give that tip. Is this your tip? Mercenaries. This is a whole paragraph hero. Mercenaries. Mercenaries. Okay, now I have to read this one.

Damn it. He's on. One star. We're going to read as many as we feel like. Fuck it. These are a good time. Horrible. We didn't even have time to look at the weed menu.

The guy was harassing us, demanding we back up and take off my hat. Okay. Again. Unacceptable. The Pope wears a fucking hat. Shut up. Is that what he said? No, that's what I said.

It's my lie. Uh, unacceptable. We, that's what, that's his line. We just wanted to relax and instead we got attacked. It was my first time there and it'll be my last. Oh. We turned around and left immediately. Out of there.

Post-Aist. Out of there. Okay. Now we finally, one more and it's very quick. Uh, Megan one star. After trying and buying quite a bit of weed and hash, this is the worst experience I've ever had. No. Terrible staff, poor quality.

And on top of that, I paid 20 euros. for a rabbit dropping. Probably a hash ball that looked like a rabbit turned. Yeah, yeah. And that is from Dutch. So, all right. Last few minutes here.

Let's go ahead since it is October now. Oh, boy. It is time to visit some haunted houses, everybody. We're back here. Let's get spooky. Let's do it. We're going to the Haunted Hills Estate Screen Park. Where's that?

Fayette County, Pennsylvania. Apparently outside of Pittsburgh. Okay. Nice. 236, Rolling Hills Estate Road, Union Town, Pennsylvania. Oh, okay. This place has 4.2 stars on Google. Yeah.

And it's a haunted place. I see a big field. Oh, yeah. Apparently they have multiple houses in there. Sure. The whole thing going on here. These have really become a big deal recently. Stephen, five stars.

Buying your tickets online does get you in faster. However, you still have to obtain physical tickets. tickets. Oh. Admission entry was extremely quick, and metal detectors were also quick and easy. All staff members I interacted with were very nice, helpful, and polite. The haunted houses were pretty good, keeping in mind, I don't scare easy. No.

No, of course not, Stephen. You're a tough guy. You don't scare easy. I don't scare easy. I bet a red-headed waitress in Amsterdam could scare you. You can't get me. I will say, if you don't like clowns, you'll only have one haunted house available. to you. Now, does that mean if you're... If you don't enjoy the clown haunt or...

Yeah. I think he's saying that you'd be afraid of the... He's mixing up, don't like, and afraid of. Yeah. So I'm not afraid of clowns. I just don't like them. Stupid. I want to punch them because they're being dicks

and scaring kids and they know it and they're doing it on purpose because they're sadistic cunts and you should never trust a person who doesn't reveal their true shoe size. That's just me. True. That's true.

I don't know what's under there. I got to fucking... Is it the shoe size? I don't trust anything about you, my friend. I wouldn't mind going to the clown house because that's an excuse to punch a clown clown and go, I didn't know what happened. Shit, it was an accident. He scared me.

My fist just came up. That's all they've got is just it's all clowns all the time. Apparently, one of the houses is just clown house. All clownville. The haunted trail, third attraction, was pretty intense, creepy and scary, not for physically weak or faint of heart. No. Yeah, one person was like, it's all the way up a hill.

it's really difficult to get to. If you're walking up a hill and you're like, winded and shit and someone jumps out to scare you, you just go, you just wave them off. I'm fucking, all right, bro. Yeah. Help me up this hill or shut the fuck up. All right, I'm tired, dude.

Fuck you. Again, I don't scare easy. But the haunted trail got me pretty good a couple times. Seriously, a lot of fun. As for the other entertainment and concessions, prices for food slash drinks were surprising. fair. The Midway could have had a little better lighting,

Midway in quotes there, and maybe some Halloween themed games or something similar, definitely need to play more Halloween-style music. Which is what? The Monster Mash over and over again. What is Halloween-style music? Chain-dragging sound effects. That Jack Skellington song,

but that's Christmas. Isn't that Halloween music? I guess, yeah. The Monster Mash repeatedly. It's over and over and over again. Yeah. Play Alec Baldwin and Gina Davis. Moaning.

That's it. In closing, yes, I believe it was worth the cost and drive, very entertaining and very well-planned, haunted walk-thrus. We'll do a couple more here. Crimson, five stars. Okay. My brother and I drove three hours to be there for their opening night. That's commitment. Earlier.

25 miles is nothing. Three hours is crazy. Three hours. Wow. And they did not disappoint. That means they had to drive three hours home at night, too. That sucks afterwards. Afterwards.

Yeah, at 11 o'clock at night. I loved that the haunts took time to go through. The layouts were amazing and the props to die for. Let's hope not. The actors were fantastic. I got jump scared by many of them. The whole experience made the drive and money worthwhile. My cow onesie, she's got a picture of herself wearing a cow onesie.

with a hood with the ears and everything. Also made the experience since some of the actors noticed it. Oh, they did? Yeah, they noticed you were dressed like a cow. They noticed you've got a cow's fucking head on your head. Which she wears it so she goes, people noticed it. Yeah, you're dressed like a fucking lunatic. But it is Halloween, so you're wearing a costume.

That's fine. Yeah, you look like a moron. Yeah, that's fine. Oh, this is the time to do it for Halloween. Do you work here? No. Yeah. That's the other thing.

Halloween. It's October 31st. There is a time to do it. It's not October 28th. It's not November 3rd. It's fucking October 31st. Come that day. Thank you guys for being a great experience.

And there is a response from the owner, Sharon, apparently. Thanks for taking the trip, and we're glad to hear you enjoyed your experience. Thank you so much for screaming with us. We hope you come again soon. Thanks for hiring observant people with eyes, Sharon. Yeah. He knew you had a fucking cow outfit on. Dan, two stars.

I went there. I went three. I went three of my friends. I went three of my friends. There with three of my friends, I believe, is what they're trying to get last night for opening night. We all thought it would be busy and scary. There were no weights, and there was a lack of actors. The actors who were there are 100 great.

The 200 hundred great. The two haunted houses were not scary. at all. It was fun laughing at the actors. I'm sure you made their night too. We did have fun, but not $35 fun when we drove an hour and was done in an hour. You're going to bitch about the cost.

It is what it is, man. Yeah. It's once a year. They have to get as much money as they can to make it worth it for them to do it. This place, I think this one is one that's open all year round. They do like Valentine's Day, sconce and all this. It's real weird. Yeah. 35 bucks is a pretty decent deal, isn't it?

I guess. I don't go to these, so I don't know, but it seems like it. I would assume they're around $30, $35. Seems like a lot to set up, a lot of actors to pay. Yeah. Hannah, one star. Hardly any people doing any scaring. The clown had a very poor attitude.

The clown had a very poor attitude. Spreading me with a flower. Couldn't handle his own joke. I think they did something to them and you're not supposed to do that. Yeah. Waste of money. Other than the clown, fluffy, quote unquote. The other people, Gabriel Iglesias is working there now as a clown, shit, his career went down.

I thought he was doing well for himself. Offseason, chances. This is just a fashion project. You're right, you're right. Other people who are working there were sweet and could actually joke. Jesus. Unlike those people. We will do one more and then we'll leave it off.

There's only a couple, a few more of these anyway, but we'll start them off next week and then get to more show here. Mary, one star. drove two hours and what a waste of time. Oh, God. She's quite contrary, too. Oh, yeah. Mary Mary. Wasn't scary at all and lacking actors.

Claimed to be lights out. However, there was still lights on also. Oh, God. So, huh. Not to mention the one staff letting you in at the third attraction was so rude. One, two, three, four, five, six exclamation points. Did she kick you in the pussy? because that's how root six exclamation points is.

That's a kick in the pussy. I will never go back. That's four exclamation points. That's a kick in the asshole. They then, or then they put a board across a doorway, and my husband fell and cut his legs all up. That's nice, so you can trip on it. Oh, he tripped over it.

Jesus. God. Last but not least, the face painting they do is so dumb. Date night gone way wrong. I think my eyebrow is. stained green. You did what? Date night at the haunt.

Date night at the haunt. Hopefully you are 16. That would be the only way that's acceptable. Let's see. Oh, the other thing here, make sure you wear old clothes. They ruined my brand new hoodie. I've washed it twice now

and that green paint won't come out. So mad. I went to eight stores finding this hoodie and now it's ruined. three angry faces. Favorite hoodie. It's my favorite hoodie, which I get it. Your favorite hoodie is like, it's important to you.

But, you know, that's what happens. Went to several stores to find. Not several, eight. Eight, yeah. Eight fucking stores. I was just generalized. I lost a jacket on an airplane. Well, no, not on the airplane.

I left it in the airport and called the restaurant when I landed to get it to get them to put it somewhere. It's gone forever. They told me an employee had it in their trunks so that they didn't lose it. Then it was at the airports lost and found. Then it was at the restaurants lost and found. I was like, I get it. The cook has it. It's gone.

Just tell me so I can go back to the store and try to, I went back to the store. They don't sell it. I don't even remember the brand. It was an amazing jacket. It was awesome. Someone else is a 40 regular. I understand. I wore it once.

Yeah. It's gone. That's fucked up. Well, there you go. You got to do. You got to deal with that. It happens. That's life.

You go out. Shit happens, man. So there you go. There is shit happening here again. Wow. Don't leave the house, guys. Just stay home. It's all good.

Don't go overseas. Don't stay home. Don't go anywhere. Never leave. Never leave. Never go anywhere. Stay home. Don't even go to Walgreens.

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