Your Stupid Opinions - Dog Paw Chips, Psychic Salesperson, Magic Mountain Madness

Episode Date: May 27, 2025

More of the craziest reviews on the internet! We get into some summer fun with some complaints about a Six Flags park where the lines may take up most of your day, and your honeymoon. A potato chip that makes you feel like you live during The Great Depression, and may, or may not smell like dog paws. A Psychic that may approach you with a sales pitch about demons in your chakra & much more!!Join comedians James Pietragallo and Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!Subscribe and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!!Don't forget to rate & review!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondery plus subscribers can listen to your stupid opinions ad free right now join Wondery plus in the Wondery app or on Apple podcasts Hello everybody and welcome back to Your Stupid Opinions. Hey! Oh, thank you so much for joining us today. My name is James Petragallo, I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wissman. Man, here we go, we got some summer fun today. We're gonna go to a park, we're gonna check out Munchos and see if they smell like dog

paws and get some reviews of those and we're gonna actually have our, we're gonna check out Munchos and see if they smell like dog paws and get some reviews of those. And we're gonna actually, we have our, we're gonna eat them. We actually have them. We each have our own bag. I brought a bag and then Jimmy brought a bag too. We both wanted to make sure that we, hey, you can taste, I can, that's salt.

You just opened it up and I can smell salt off to me like when you're at the sea. Like I'm near the beach, I can tell. I can see the description of dog paws. I get it, yeah, but it's more like corn. That's like saying like dog paws taste like corn then because it's a corny taste, a corny smell. I don't think you're supposed to smell it when you eat it.

The idea is just jam it in your face. Jam it in your face, but we'll get to that second. First up though, it is Memorial Day. It is the beginning of summer traditionally here in the United States, Memorial Day. So we are going to go have some fun in the summer sun. Here we go. We're going to Six Flags Magic Mountain here. Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah. Let's do it. Take the kids, get in the car. We're going to ride on out. Pissed off all day. Oh, yeah. We're're gonna ride on out. We'll be pissed off all day. Oh yeah. We're gonna ride on out to Valencia, California and go to Six Flags.

I've never been here before. Have you been to this one? Really? I have. No, I haven't. It's just north of town. It's not, I mean it's a ways north of town. It's halfway between the Al Bakersfield. Okay, up there. So I have the only Six Flags I've ever been to

is Great Adventure in New Jersey. And that is like action park with a few more safety precautions. With some rules. It's just basically groups of kids from New York and New Jersey fighting all the time. That's all I remember it really growing up while Bugs Bunny memorabilia floats about. I'll bet this place is like that during the normal year when it's not tourism season. When it's just like California kids, there's probably some guns and weed.

I assure you, yeah, it's gotta be. So Six Flags Magic Mountain, it is, like I said, Valencia, California, popular long-time amusement park featuring many modern roller coasters plus rides for young kids, you know, an amusement park. Right, and this is the one that made them enough money to go start buying other places, right? I don't know.

I have no idea about the history of Six Flags and what they did. I thought they would have started on the East Coast, but maybe not. Maybe they started on the West Coast. But the Six Flags meant something. I think it was six different states that they were in. Yeah, yeah. That I remember reading a while back. So this has 4.5 stars on Google.

So people like this place. 49,000 reviews too. God damn. There's a lot, yeah, people are, they have a lot to say about this. And 4.5? 4.5, which seems crazy. I can't believe that.

That seems insane, right? Seems like they're paying people. Like you get like $10 off a ticket if you leave a positive review or something. You get to skip the line all day if you leave a positive review. To show proof get to skip the line all day if you leave a positive review. To show proof. So let's get to Nathan with five stars. Shitloads of reviews for Nathan too. He's a voluble son of a bitch on here. Very fun park. Thrilling roller coasters. Thrilling.

Yeah. Theming of the different areas is just great. If you're not using the flash pass be prepared to wait a while to get on some rides Yeah, like every other amusement park in the world. I was in the park for six hours and was able to get on six coasters So good now on an hour that seems that doesn't seem that seems shit I remember like great adventure as a kid to get on like lightning loops or the log flume thing, the roaring rapids I think it was called, to get on those, those were an hour long wait. Like you were waiting a fucking hour, my family wasn't going to pay for any way to get there faster. Standing here is free, so no, we're not going up.

When they opened a new coaster every year, well I mean whenever they did it, it was a great, because I tried to ride the Viper, I got to ride the viper one time because it was insane the yeah the wait for it This is insane so so be prepared with lots of sunscreen shade etc, but it was worth it in the end I will be back okay, so this person even had long waits and everything else But still loved it was that's how great the roller coasters were worth it Next up four stars here from another person with a shitload of reviews Rollercoasters are fun always will be Okay That we knew yeah, I don't like a roller coaster in particular. I don't like heights so if it's a low coaster

I'm okay with it. Yeah, you can you know that's low and fast. I'm fine. It's like a car I can do that but once you go up high I don't want to be up here no matter what we're gonna do And I don't like the wooden ones that go up like fuck no here creek and shit. You can see them move Yeah, yeah, that's weird no good that that tells me nails aren't doing their job No, it's the fucking verrazano bridge you just see it sway it and you're like that can't be safe, right? You just see it sway and you're like that can't be safe, right? Holy shit, so came here at 11, but come to find out they close at 6 Which is the part that I don't like but it is the end of spring break Okay, lines are quick

I guess at the time lines are quick service to get a drink are somewhat terrible though I am though as I'm ordering a modello and the guy starts talking about his co-worker About his shift which was another five minutes for him to ring in my orders so yes terrible service on that one Five minutes for them to bitch about everything going on, but you're ordering a beer So you don't care you know you you're ordering a beer in the Sun And then you're gonna go get half drunk on a rollercoaster. You should really chill out I can't believe they're giving beer to people getting on rollercoaster. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah great adventure. That's half That's why there's so many fights people are hammered

That's when you see like fat guys each with four kids fighting each other I love that one That's their stomach sober though. Yeah People lose their stomach sober though. Oh yeah. I don't want people... Liquid courage. With a shit gag reflex getting on something that's that fast. You figure they're gonna throw up anyway, at least it's liquidy and maybe not so much just the food at that point.

Keeps it from sticking as much. Yeah, yeah, it'll drip off you then. Derek One Star, the start of the day, that's a sentence by the way, period, the start of the day that's a sentence by the way periods the start of the day Period for a park that prides itself on world-class thrills. It's disappointing to see so many major attractions either closed Experiencing extended down times or plagued by excessive wait times. Yeah It's a place that's crowded when you walked in and saw the parking lot was pretty full you went shit There's a lot of people here. Yeah, I'm gonna have to wait for shit. You put I see in section W That's a whole alphabet before yours before your car Parking lot you parked in Bugs Bunny 12

What did you think was happening at that point when you parked at daffy daffy duck 14? You were that you were deep in the bowels at that point, weren't you? You knew that. Yosemite Sam 46 is not up front. It's just not. He's the last favorite character, man. That's it, yeah. If you're in Foghorn Leghorn 9, watch out.

It's a lot of people are there. That's the problem. I drove four hours expecting that with new management operations would have improved Okay, I arrived at 930 a.m. An hour after opening hoping for a smooth start only to find out that rides like Wonder Woman twisted Colossus Goliath and full throttle were either unavailable or Unreliable right from the beginning. Yeah I mean there they take a couple rides and shut down for a while. A park that calls itself the thrill capital of the world should operate like it deserves the title.

Oh. You get on the dangerous roller coaster while it needs maintenance. That's fine. You want thrills? Here's thrills. There's a couple of bolts loose. We haven't found out where they are yet. Enjoy. Wonder Woman missing the brakes is no fun it's not fun at all Mitch gives one star we are from out of state and bought tickets to visit Six Flags Magic Mountain only to find out this morning that they closed the entire park for the day due to some light rain people really complain about the weather closures like they have's like, they have rules. Yeah, and they have rules for shit. Like if there's lightning, you gotta shut it down.

Like what do you want? These roller coasters are not wood anymore. They're made of fucking twisted steel. You don't want lightning with twisted steel. No, and I'm not sure what the rain does, but I don't really wanna find out either. I figure they know it'll fuck it up more than I do. It's got little, it's called a coaster

because it's got little wheels in there that coast along and water probably is not good for those. Who knows? Not sure if this was the right place to build a roller coaster park if you can't operate in a light rain. Seems like it'd be the perfect place because it hardly rains there. So definitely not worth the risk if you're coming out from out of town luckily they offered us a refund for the tickets and Universal Studios isn't too far away all right well then go to Universal and walk around in the rain then what the fuck do you want for me I don't know go see this yeah they're still a bit you still have that jaws thing I

think go see that enjoy I don't know the subway one from from 48 hours Christ they change them every once in a while and turn it into something new a new movie I think I think they have to keep the jaws one because they haven't had a shark movie really that's worked since then That's a back draft is still back draft. That's very few firemen movies. They don't exist that much They really don't and they made a masterpiece and they don't need to make it again exactly kids are like I don't know what this is But it's like don't worry about shits on fire. You're gonna love it Max one star I've been a member since 2018. Let's see. He's very fancy this man He's a member at first it was fun

But over the years they've been taking shortcuts and cheaping out and not your normal cheaping CHEAP This is CHEEP so they're cheaping normal cheaping CHEAP this is CHEEP so like a bird they're cheaping out cheaping out the park that just makes me think of the room cheap cheap cheap and Tommy does that never mind Tommy Wiseau does that in the room when they're all doing the chicken thing that's his version it's weird okay I have to rewatch them yeah I should always rewatch the room I'd say every every six to eight months you should give it a good run I would say just just to let you know what's out there in the world treated like a new cars oil change every six eight months We're on there place it and also it'll make whatever you're doing

You'll feel better about it because you'll go I'm better at what I'm doing than what this guy did and he put all tons of Money into this but everything he had into it evidently. Oh man, the park is always dirty and stinky. Stinky. Yeah, it's okay. I like that. Yeah, that's people, they can't force deodorant on people when they walk through the door and it's hot out. The, you want an atmosphere, go to Disneyland.

They don't care about atmosphere here, they wanna see you puke. Maybe they should do that when you have to see a watch. I want to see you go into the bucket. They should do that though when they walk in. You put arms up and they spray your pits down just to make sure. Nice, they're like churros all day. Like de-lousing for smell.

I think it's better. If you don't spend money on the flash pass, then it will double your wait time. They say they are short staff, but they are on three phones as soon as the park has opened. On three, the people have three phones? Wow. We're canceling our memberships this year. I hope that this has helped you. You know, this place must be a great place to work

if you can afford three phones. That's pretty good. Right. That's not bad. And they don't watch you enough to where you can just call all your hoes on all your phones Okay, and they have a picture of a guy clearly in a break area by the way

It's a little tent behind shit with a chain link in there Yeah, that's that's the guy likes an employee on their phone, but they're on break. Yeah, so what they're not smokes weed man Leave him alone. Leave him alone. He's not even smoking weed for crisis. I'm supposed to be working There's no what there's nobody to service back there. No, I think he's on break Would Dari one star don't go all caps with an exclamation here. You cannot trust this company Oh the company the whole Empire Six Flags. They closed the park with no reason whatsoever Then they what's no reason whenever they think it will not make as much money they want to. So it's going to be a bad day.

Shut it down. Overhead is outweighing admission. Tell them to go home. Rather than less, we're making no money today everybody. Go home. I don't know if that's really how it is. In the morning, in the official website, it said it would open from 1030 to 6 so we both the tickets I assume bought is what they're going for there, and we rented a car okay now you're now you're in a couple of bucks now

Yeah, we went all the way there and surprise they decided not to open because it was a small rain That's not it's because there was rain. That's the thing. What the hell? No thunderstorm at all, just some water. The rest of the day has been great with no water. So all the money and time spent for nothing, I will never come back as I don't trust them anymore so disappointed. And then they took a picture of the cloudy sky for some reason. We're supposed to infer something from that. So this person ran the car and didn't look at the weather app. Didn't check that out or didn't call and say, you know, are you operating today in the rain?

Okay, here we go. Lorena, one star, at six flags, I've already submitted a complaint online to which no one has responded to. So now they've taken to Google, and let's see how this goes. Now you're all hearing it. I tried to keep it in house. Nope, this ain't happening. This is going public far and wide.

What a scam is the first line. Christina was the manager at the entrance. Right as we came in, I explained that we had accidentally bought an extra ticket online, and the lady proceeded to scan all five tickets, then called the manager, who told me to go see what guest relations could do. They're just passing her off.

After waiting another 25 minutes at guest relations, Stephanie told me all five tickets had been scanned so there's nothing they could do. Right. Yeah, you scanned it though. You used it. So it's no longer any good. Yeah, that's interesting. So they scanned five tickets for four people and said, we already scanned it.

Tough shit. I asked to speak to a supervisor and was told she was the highest supervisor I could speak to And proceeded to repeat that there's nothing that could be done. There's people higher than me, obviously You know the Warners and such but You can't talk to them. No, you're talking to me Debbie. I'm the last line of. I'm not going to let you talk to Porky Pig. No you can't. This is it. He said he's not accepting any appointments today. I'm sorry he's very busy. Appoint. Appoint. Appoint. Appoint. Appoint. Appoint. It took him a while to get it out but I got what he. I asked to speak to a supervisor and was told she was the highest supervisor. Okay. I asked her if she understood that we paid for a ticket that we were not using so the park was keeping my money. She's like, yeah, that's the point, probably. Yeah, that's what we're doing, we're gonna keep your money.

But you did use it, is the other point. Well, they just scanned all five, apparently. They were like, yeah, I have an extra ticket. And they were like, yeah, we'll just scan that for you. And then put them inside, they were like, we scanned it, sorry. That is kinda shitty. Wow, she said I could get refunded, but he would have issues coming in because he didn't get a stamp

I don't know what that means person how the post office is involved in this yeah or that I was very upset hearing how she wouldn't help See help seeing that that was a mistake on an employee to scan five tickets when I asked her for help before coming in She told me she would inform the people in the front and she took my husband's information and called to let them know in front of me. Well of course when my husband tried to come in they wouldn't let him in even after he presented his ID and explained the situation all over again. Okay so they had an extra person coming in. Yeah. So they said since we're using it so you wanted to you want to refund or do you want to use this ticket

for somebody else? Right. You brought five people into the park and we scanned five tickets, but. You brought four and you scanned five and you said I want a refund and they said maybe and then you said okay, my husband's coming but then they won't let him use it.

I'm very confused. He had to make a 30 minute line at ticket hold in front of park. And finally, after wasting many hours for a ticket, we paid for them. We paid for, they let him in. Okay. We came all the way from Oregon driving 16 hours to bring our teens, but the ladies at customer service really ruined our day and made us waste hours of our precious time to come in, even if we had paid regular price. You're a nightmare, it sounds like.

I don't know what's going on. I don't think the manager did either. I think they were trying to shut you up because they didn't understand what you were talking about. So. It sounds like she bought five tickets for her and her kids and her husband, and her husband didn't wanna go,

so then she was trying to get the refund. They scanned it accidentally, then he came down to help try to. He's like, fuck it, at least if you're paying for it. I'll come down, I'll fix it. accidentally then he came down to help try these like fuck it At least I'll come down. I'll fix it. I think he's like if we're paying for it I guess I'll come ride the goddamn roller coaster ride a viper today. Let's see what Wonder Woman's up to Nora one star today is the worst day to be at Six Flags Which day was it got the worst day? That's what David's chance. We missed it

Thank fuck. It was seven months ago. Why? No clue. Okay, why don't you tell us though? You need to tell us. We are Diamond Elite Pass holders. Well then. Oh, I didn't even know that was a...

What is that? I don't know, Six Flags is partnering with Delta now to give you... Super secret. ...the same status. You cannot pass the ridiculous line we have been paying for passes for years even when the pandemic struck we were still charged full price right we do not even come to the park but when we do we attempt to enjoy it we do not come but when we do when we do we attempt to enjoy it if I

could give it zero stars I might that's what that says This line was so ridiculous to make matters worse There's no bathroom outside the long line that goes past the water park and further back to almost the end of the parking area Okay, so the entrance line. Yeah all the way in Daisy duck 99. That's the very end I was told to use the gas station across the street to use the bathroom. You're closer to that one. You're actually closer to the Exxon than our actual bathroom. So in this situation, we ask that you just use that bathroom if you could.

Hit the uniroil. Is that right? Let us know. Grab some snacks on your way. You go inside, you ask the guy to give you like a hubcap with a key on it So you carry that around then I take your piss and then come on in grab me some of them hostess cupcakes Wait, I like those Whoa, man worst experience ever man

man And the destination that you're at your destination they're like like, no, no, no, no, no. Go back there and be at a different business. No, go use their bathroom even though you've paid a lot of money to get in our bathroom. I'm sure that gas station loves when they do that. I know, sun-stroked fucking people coming in with like Bugs Bunny merchandise.

Get their picture on their notes. Yeah, Kadim gives one star. The place is super dirty and the floors are cracked do not get the fast pass online They give you a timer and you have to wait one to three hours so you can go on the ride I don't know what that means. I guess you don't have to wait on the line, but you have to wait So they then there's a timer and you go up and do it That's the same as the Disneyland fast passeses were they give you a time here? Good buzzer a little pager. Yeah It's really not worth it online is bad to get and have to wait hours to go on the ride You have a timer you've already mentioned this we get that part. There's no point

Fucking time is time art. There is no point in getting in the Fastpass fucking time is timer. There is no point in getting in the FastPass online. The place is super dirty. All caps, three exclamation points. And then he shows pictures of the floor is all cracked. It's just like patched concrete. Concrete, man. It cracks.

The floor's cracked. You're in an earthquake area. You're gonna fall in. It's a fucking earthquake zone, man. There's earthquakes. Yeah, you're always gonna have cracked concrete in California, just the way it works, man. Oh my God, okay, this person, Ilan,

really goes off on this a lot. One star, okay, great rides, poor experience overall. Visited Six Flags Magic Mountain recently, and while the rides are undeniably thrilling, the overall guest experience was underwhelming and disappointing. Here's a detailed breakdown of the major issues and suggestions for improvement. Oh, yeah, we got it all here.

This person's familiar with running a theme park and this is all for free. Here we go. Main complaints, extreme heat and lack of shade. Well, yeah, you're in Southern California where there's not a lot of trees. What do you want them to do? I don't know if you want them to build shade structures or what, but generally if you go to Arizona and go to a place like this, you're going to die. That's it. You're going to bake in the sun and be as crunchy as a muncho when you're done. Period. That's it. Best of luck.

Also almost no shaded areas in the park despite the intense Southern California heat. It's almost like you didn't know you were going to an outside thing in a hot area. You didn't know? I would never go to a place like this. It's too fucking hot. That's the period why I would never go there. Too hot. Can't do it.

Especially summertime. You can't do this in the summer. No, uncomfortable rest areas. Seating areas are limited, poorly maintained, and not positioned for rest or shade. No quiet or cool places to relax between rides. Unorganized ride management, ride staff lack coordination and efficiency.

Loading and unloading were slow and chaotic. That's because there's kids and shit like that. They're slow and chaotic. There are people that are handicapped. You've got elderly. You've got all kinds of people on these fucking rides. If you're trying to like move a group of people, the kids you go, gee, they're chaotic and slow.

That's what they are, kids. They don't do things well. Long lines are not managed properly, creating unnecessary wait times, lack of directional signage, very few signs or maps to guide guests. I guarantee you they have a fucking map at the beginning that you take.

I've been to the one, it's a great adventure, there's a goddamn map, I know that. There's definitely a map. The confusing layout makes it difficult to navigate. No real-time updates for ride closures or delays. Frequent technical issues, that's every theme park. Multiple rides were shut down for maintenance. Yeah, we had to leave lines several times

due to unexpected closures. Oh my god, Jesus. That's the worst. That sucks if you're waiting and then they close. But we've all had that happen. Ah shit, that sucks. I've also been waiting to get on a plane and the flights been canceled because the plane's fucked up. I don't go just, we'll just go!

I don't care if it crashes. No, fix it and then we'll go. Thank you. No shows, events or atmosphere. No live performances, interactive activities or themed experiences throughout the day. Felt like a collection of roller coasters, not a full amusement park. That's exactly what it is.

That's exactly what it is. They want like a show like Disneyland. You know what? That costs more. Right. And then they'll dress up all sorts of characters and have them fucking dance around for you and all that shit. You gotta pay these people to do that.

Suggestions for improvement. Here we go. Yeah, add more shaded areas, mist stations and fans to help guests cope with the heat. Mist stations. Mist stations. Have a bench with mist on. The line for that will be longer than any roller coaster at this place. People will just be standing under the mist, oh God.

And all that's gonna do is make it hotter too. If you know anything about mist, if it's really hot, it doesn't work. It works when it's like 80 degrees. When it's 98, it just makes it, now it's hot and humid. That's all it does, does nothing. And now you're soaked and it's not fun. It sucks, and now you're itchy too.

A wet shirt is way worse than a dry one. Yep, added more shade, okay. Upgrade rest zones with comfortable, shaded, and well-maintained seating. I think they're probably worried about upgrading roller coasters rather than rest zones. Train staff better for ride operations. Improve signage and park,

it's all the shit that you just complained about. Incorporate live entertainment and themed attractions to enhance the overall experience. You should open your own amusement park, I feel like. That's what you should do. So read my negative reviews and do the opposite. That's what you're saying to do. That's pretty much it.

I get it. Do the other stuff that I just asked for, god damn it. Okay, next up, One Star. It used to be a great place, but there are security, but their security, not the right there, by the way. I'll let you put whatever one in your in your head that you want But it's not the right one that it should be their security are wannabe cops that are badge heavy Okay, heavy bad chevy me and my wife were escorted out for having a GoPro that they claim could be used as a weapon

LMAO Yeah, you normally don't hear about real big GoPro violence that happens ever but you don't What they mean is it can become a fucking projectile on one of these rides. You're not Yeah, but so's your so's your phone to the people do that. You're not supposed to use it Yeah, as a retired cop I did not get into this I did not get into it with this low-life security kid and he left So I wanted to beat him with my stick, but I left at home Magic Mountain do better Yeah, your security has no idea with what a threat is next time next it will be your keys and phone or your shoes could

Be used as a weapon we work hard to bring our family on trips last thing We need is to be is being harassed by your security that doesn't even know not the right no by the way What their job is This guy used to be a cop you could yeah his reports were fun to read. I'm sure they were Remaculate I'm sure if GoPros aren't allowed then simply ask the person to put it away or take it to their car You guys are extreme. I won't be back They took that as we're extreme. Yeah Oh They took that as we're extreme. Yeah kick ass

Oh man, so there's that one Here's this guy Brian one star came here for our honeymoon spent money on hotel and came here for our honeymoon Six Flags Magic Mountain you dork you're so much get pussy on your Wow Yeah, they're gonna be it going to be weird pussy up there. It's just going to be like, we're going to fuck on Wonder Woman. Spent money on hotel and a flight from out of state. The majority of the rides were down and while waiting in lines for almost an hour, the staff would come and notify us ride was down and go elsewhere. Beyond that, we purchased an annual drink cup.

My wife dropped the cup at the bottom and the bottom broke. We went to guest services who provided absolutely zero customer service and told us they wouldn't replace us or help us out. That seems like just give the lady another cup, who cares? Their actions made my wife cry. Sir, I think you might have fucked up. If you married a woman who cries over a broken cup at Six Flags, imagine finding that out on your honeymoon.

Imagine the rest of your life now, man. I married a woman who cries because her cup at Six Flags broke. Oh shit, this is going to be a long fucking life. Wait till you find out the house is in foreclosure, honey. Oh Jesus, it's going to be bad. Wait do you find out what I've been doing on the weekends when I say I'm doing business shit? This place is a- Murder or suicide is in this man's future. Oh it's coming.

This place is a joke. I'd never recommend coming here. Waste of time and money. It isn't the same as it used to be when we came seven years ago. Seven years ago. Maybe you should have married that lady a little earlier. It's gonna be seven years. Seven years of, maybe you should have married that lady a little earlier, seven years?

Seven years of just bliss. Seven years of watching her cry over all kinds of crazy shit. Jesus Christ, what the fuck. And we'll just see, oh my God, that is, that's a long one. They were together for seven years before they got married and seven years ago they came here. They must have had like a,

this must have been something big to them back then and that's why they're here again, right? I, yeah, maybe that's why they came here because they had their first like fun or whatever the hell. Seven years ago. I don't know, here we go. Beatriz, one star, we visited Six Flags

with my family today and we bought their seasonal cups and they leave a lot to be desired Oh the cops the cops were this is a Huge park with tons of really expensive incredibly engineered roller coasters that take a lot to maintain to all this They're like I didn't like the cup the cup one star They should have realized the cup is the most important thing does this leak? What's the problem? They are not of good quality and durability my sister suddenly dropped her cup as if how else would you do it? But suddenly drop your cop you don't need the word suddenly in there suddenly dropped her cup and it broke and while walking through the park We saw a lot of broken cups and people who dropped them

Just people standing over them with tears coming down their eyes They should improve that. Wonder if she saw the new couple. Yeah, did you see that? They walked by just solemnly nodded to each other. That's $39 wasted. Sounds to me like... If you buy a $39 cup, you should try not to fucking drop it. That's what it sounds like to me.

You have too much money. You know what? Yeah, you know what? I don't drop my phone because it's expensive so I keep it don't drop it you should do the same I would say those Harkins cups that come with your season whatever the fuck the members well dollars or something yeah the souvenir cup yeah like 12 that thing is indestructible though I have 18 of them you can even put them in the dishwasher. They don't even deform. They're just like, they keep,

the characters will start fucking fading off the sides. You'll be like, is that Batman? I can't tell. But you can still. All right, everybody. I'm starving after walking around the park all day. Let's get into these munchos here. Here we go.

We got our bag. I'm gonna open my bag here too. Here we go. You got your bag open already. I got my bag. Now munchos, before I bite into this, I'm gonna back away from here too. You got your bag open already. I got my bag now munchos before I bite into this I'm gonna back away from the mic when I do because it is nothing is grosser than someone chewing on on my eating it right in Your face. Okay munchos classic flavor potato snack chips

4.2 ounce bag, which is the big bag there. They weigh nothing only James Give a forever the whole, $2.00. It wasn't a sticker, it looked like a sticker, but it was right on the bag. It was part of the bag. And it was forever, $2.00 only. And the, if you're ever poor, you've bought these based strictly on the fact

that it's a big bag of chips that's $2.00. A big bag of Doritos is like $4.99, this is $2.00. You know what I mean? Now, inflation's hit the munchos.99. This is $2. You know what I mean? It's Inflations at the munchos munchos $2.88 now. Oh Which might say $2.99? 288 this is on the Walmart website. Oh, they get a better deal that makes it $10.72 a pound Which is insane because we saw I was just in the grocery store yesterday and we were

looking at short ribs and they were like really good quality short ribs that were ten dollars and fifty cents a pound. And that is like good quality meat beef. This is either get those or this is just chemicals.

This is just chemicals. That's all. These are dehydrated potatoes. I can't imagine there's any potato in. No. Well, they they say munchers original potato crisps provide light-tasting crispy crunchy authentic potato chip experience the mouth watering potato crunch makes for the perfect pick-me-up to share with friends you don't give this to other people this is you shame eat this alone is what you do or anytime you don't show your friends that you have

No, or is it anytime snack with the family don't give this to your children either Good God when you want a snack packed with potato flavor and a crispy crunch reach When you want salt when you're craving salt you get muchos Man grab a bag of Frito Lay's brands iconic potato chips for when your next craving hits or whenever your next adventure takes you. These packs, okay, these snack chips have a deliciously crisp texture and mouth-watering flavor. Like I said, $2.88.

Okay, now here's five stars. Yeah. Munchos is the title. So like and crisp. I think light is what they're looking for. So like and crisp. I think light is what they're looking for. So like and crisp. They've had so many, they've fried their brains. It's what I mean, this is too much salt.

They dried their brains out, there's no more fluid left. They are the best, always fresh. No, they weren't. They're impossible. They're so, the way they are, there's no way they could be stale though They'd be exactly the same stale as they are not right now. Okay, they feel stale now. I let's let's try our chips now I'm gonna try a munch oh

They smell like corn Even though they're not corn they smell like the actual fritos almost ship itself fuck the air Cuz they I mean they gotta sit in that air. I imagine that could, the waft in counter maybe make a different smell. They pump air in for flavor. These are outside flavored, is that what you're saying? Okay, let's try.

The chip itself, I can see dog paw as a descriptor. I might go with something different, but. God damn, they're fucking good though. They're so salty There's no fucking salt. I have a gator in here salt boy do they got it mmm? They are it really I'll say that they're they're weird I do like if you put them in your mouth kind of like a whopper if you put it in your mouth You know it's on it. It just dissolves

But you also know exactly what that flavor is. If I closed my eyes and I took a bite of a Whopper, I'd know exactly what I was eating. Just by the flavor of a Whopper. The flavor, a Muncho, nothing else tastes like a Muncho. Nothing. Okay. They're pretty fucking good.

I would never kiss a soul after eating these. No, no, no. Immediately brush your teeth when you're done with these. These are like the potato chip of an intimate killer, of like an onion. They taste like, they taste like poor. That's the best way I can describe it here. There's a dirt after taste.

No. They taste like being poor. This is what being poor tastes like. If this is an actual potato, they plucked it out of the ground and didn't rinse it. They just threw it on the dehydrator. These are the worst potatoes. They can't sell them to like Wendy's

or anybody like that. These are bad potatoes. They just mush them up and make munchos out of them. They're the ones that when you slice them, they have brown inside. Yeah. But they dye them white. Yeah. Or whatever the fuck this color is.

That's the best way I can describe them is they taste like pork. Yeah, and they're blistered. So the texture of them is weird too. Cause they're like, they're very thin. They're like, there's pinholes in them. Yeah, and they're thin. It's like they sprayed oil at them. Yeah, it was boiling

Maybe they came in like a little mold and they just spray it in like a truck said Like a truck bed liner, you know what I mean? I Think that's how they do it the same spray machine Mm-hmm. It's very interesting. It's not a it doesn's not a, it doesn't compliment anything. Like you know how we get like a- Compliments anything to drink is what it complements because you're so thirsty while you're eating them.

That's like, wow does it compliment water. Holy shit. You can put like a lot of chips with different sandwiches and it changes the flavor of the sandwich. Compliments the sandwich, makes it worse eating. Or is this just salt? These don't compliment a goddamn thing. No. There's nothing that they go with.

They only taste of salt. That's it. Yeah. And they immediately take me back to, like, a time when I'm like, $2 is a good price. Like, that's where they take, like, they just, they just taste like poor. I just feel I'm poor again, like real poor again.

Immediately, a second I take a bite. The best, it was either these, or for a dollar more I could get Suzy Qs. I would call these nostalgia poverty, poverty nostalgia is what I would call them. That's what it is. Got a hankering for poverty? Well, you can have it in one bite with new Munchos.

Here it is. Here it is. Yeah, it feels bad. It feels bad. It feels like I'm doing something bad to myself. Oh yeah. I'm doing something awful to yourself right now. Yeah.

Okay. You got a raise and your company loves you. Now make yourself feel bad. Yeah, get some Doritos. These Munchos. You got a raise and your company loves you now make yourself feel bad. Yeah Doritos munchos. Mm-hmm. Yeah feeling too good about yourself. Get yourself some munchos Knock the ego right out of you. Okay next presidential candidate. I want to know how many munchos have had have you had munchos? Actually, that's good because that means they've been poor at some point. Yeah, good. I want that. Yeah, I need they go What's a muncho get the fuck off the stage right now?

Take a hike you've never said went two dollars. That's a lot of chips for two dollars. I don't want to hear from you anymore You can't understand my plight. I'm sorry a lot more chips than I would think would go for Look at you go pretty good. I mean it weighs nothing, but it's a lot of chips in volume. You know, it's individual chips. They do fill the bags a little more than it feels like than most chip companies. Yeah, because there's nothing in them. Otherwise, you'd be like, is there anything in this bag?

You'd have to shake it to make sure. There's supposed to be dehydrated potatoes, but I don't think there's a single potato in this bag. No, it tastes like corn, which is the weird part. How do you make potatoes? It's like corn. How'd you do that? Maybe that's a trick, that's something.

It's something. Five stars from Jenny, the best. Jenny. Jenny, how many chips have you had? No, these are one of my favorite chips. They're so four O's, good and crispy. They're addicting, because your body loves salt, that's why. They are addicting, because it's got that salt thing.

And our bodies love bad shit. They love sugar, salt, fat, and booze. They love that. That's what your body wants. And that's why it's addicting and fun. Phew, four stars for Leanne. My favorite chip. OMG, I could eat these every day.

Well, you'd be dead by the time you were 31 if you ate these every day. If you're willing to dead by the time you're 31 if you ate these every day I want to do that then we've just saved a lot of problem. I wish the price was lower How dare you give you pour them on you while you sleep? Just break into your house and cover your bed and munchos. They cost nothing. It's a big bag of chips for nothing It feels like they should be free. But yeah, I get it. It says it serves 4.5 people. Maybe 4.5 toddlers, LOL.

Do not give this chip to a toddler, number one. Also, ma'am, it's... You're eating a whole bag of Munchos in one sitting? You're eating four people's worth of poison? You're a monster. These are so good I could eat the whole bag, but stop at half. Yeah, that's even too much.

You shouldn't eat half a bag of Munchos in a sitting. That's bad. Four stars, tasty but salty. There we go. There it is. We try to choose cost effective healthier versions. Well, you're half right. There are none.

You're half right here. Need a much lower sodium version. Well, they wouldn't exist then. That's the problem. Difficulty finding in stock as well. That's cuz they're cheap right That's the reason why three stars was very disappointed Strange I bought a giant two dollar bag of chips, and it wasn't the highest quality weird should never be disappointed anything You paid two dollars for no. I did not think I would receive bags of broken, and I mean broken chips

Yes, you did yeah, they're in a bag, that's why. If you don't want that, get Pringles. Yeah, I paid $8 for laser, whatever the fuck those cost, $6, $5, $6.99. For the big bag, yeah. Yeah, and I, almost, it was dust, and I assumed I deserved that, because it's Doritos, man.

What do you want? If you don't want that, get Pringles, which are high class Munchos. Those are Munchos with the air filled in, a little less salty, a little more potato. You can tell they're made from a potato. A cushion tube to keep them together. There you go. Two stars, open item Munchos chip.

My Munchos bag of chips was open, it was tamper with. You can't hurt a Muncho, it's all salt. You could have a pile of hepatitis C. If you put enough salt on it, it'd probably die, right? I would imagine. And it wasn't tampered with, it was probably squeezed as the man put it on the shelf, and it probably unsealed a little.

A little bit. Just don't eat it. Throw it out. And then, this is the most perplexing review of all time. Two stars, Price jump. What the dot dot dot. Okay. 50%. Bought last week at $2 each.

Now bam, almost $10. Whoa, what the fuck are you talking about? You got five bags then I hope. Something that's almost $10. It's $2.88 now. it's 288 now. It's not Are you kidding me? What did you swipe? What did you go to self checkout and swipe the wrong thing? This girl won't be buying these anymore used to be favorite didn't you think like that can't be all the other chips aren't ten dollars They can't change the price no that price because it's on the fucking bag and all of the other chips aren't $10 So wouldn't you go why is this twice as expensive as the okay?

One star here same day ship Same day shipping smashed potato chips and potato spelled incorrectly by the way for with an E with any He quelled it they quelled it. Yep. I I ordered a bag of chips, which was just delivered They came in narrow in a narrow envelope That was an envelope They Amazon Fucking munchos are you if you got an envelope full of munchos? I don't think that's an official Frito Lay production there Proper packaging. Oh my god. They was smashed. They is th ay by the way ay comments

They was smashed as well as my potato chips to crumbs Okay Why you put chips in something so narrow instead of a bag or box would you want to eat crumbs? I guess not I guess I don't want any crumbs Another asking question. I guess not, I guess I don't want to eat crumbs. One Star, this is a good one. One Star, Nope is the title. That's right, that's the correct response.

I have a sensitive palate, which I utilize in my business as a cook slash chef. Why the fuck are you eating the white trashiest trailer fucking potato chips that have ever fucking existed then, if your palette is so sensitive. I have a sensitive palette. $2.99 only. I'll give it a try. I'll give it a shot. Yeah, these are shit. They tasted like diesel gas but salty.

I didn't get diesel gas. I don't... All I taste... you cannot taste anything but salt. If you can, I don't know what your palette's about. Boy, is that thing sensitive. If you can, I don't know what your palate's about. Boy, is that thing sensitive. If you can find diesel fuel in it. Wow, it gets worse. Guessing the issue, I'm going with the shipping on these or past best buy date as the problem. Well, there's one on the bag.

Look at it. See, there is definitely a diesel slash stale smoke oil, smoke oil to what is supposed to be a light chip. In my opinion, they have been in a truck trailer idling for long periods of time. It's soaked into the actual chip, your ass. Or in a, they smoked it. That's how you smoke things.

You just infuse them with the smoke after a while. This is just- Sit up on a smoke stack of a Mack truck well. I said or Or it's where there's a lot of great diesel expressed or in that area for long periods of time They are like light sponge like chips thus they absorb their surroundings No, they were horrible. You're an idiot. I don't want to eat any of that person's Bag was sealed man the Peterbilt can't get through it can't get through it unless you had an open bag like the other one one star

Inclusive shopper doesn't know job. That's what it says and that's the title. I ordered munchos. I got fiery hot munchies. Oh I guess they got as close as they could. That's what we got what is there about plain potato munchos that suggest fiery hot I have an autoimmune disease that prevents even black pepper and lemon of any kind okay put yourself in a bubble and then jump off A building in that bubble and fucking explode because you order You should know what yeah, you should do everything yourself and fucking just shut up because this should know what yeah you should do everything yourself and fucking just shut up because this is what are you supposed to do my lays plain chips were bagged with a can of shortening what oh in the same bag so price smash them guess I can use a spoon to eat them my

expensive bread was mashed what is nothing it? Nothing to do with my shows. Where? So Munchos have been exposed to diesel fuel and this lady is talking about fucking fire bombs. Yeah. I don't know what's going on here. Eat crumbs. Somebody blew up her bag. I think that's what happened. It's a mess. OK. That is a goddamn mess. So anyway, I got an idea now now that we've

Wronged ourselves. Oh, man. That was torture. He's munchos. Man. I'm so thirsty right now I keep can't stop drinking this fucking Gatorade And you know what too I still want more if we weren't doing the show I'd have finished this bag a bunch like a monster. So let's find out how quickly these salt bombs will kill us, shall we? Let's go to the doctor. No, we're going, fuck that, it should be the doctor.

We're going to a psychic, nevermind the doctor. What does the doctor know? They don't know anything, let's go to the psychic. Let's go to Psychic Palm and Card Readings by Diana. Okay, where's Diana? Diana will tell us about our health, not a doctor. Dr. Diana. Dr. Diana.

Gonna go do blood work, this guy. What are we talking about? Okay. They look at it and go, do you eat munchos? There's so much freight liner exhaust in your blood. My God, I'm just, I'm looking into my crystal ball and I see just terrible, terrible vascular problems. What's, how much salt have you been eating lately?

I really feel, I feel salt. I see chest pains in your future. I feel something, I feel chest pains in my future. Expert psychic palm and card readings in the Sun Coast region. Where's Sun Coast? This is in Bradenton, Florida. Okay.

3320. That's the Sun Coast? I suppose so. There's plenty of sun and coast, I guess. 3320, 53rd Avenue East, Bradenton, Florida. They're open till 11 p.m. for some reason. Yeah. You go in there at 10 o'clock to get a reading? Late night, yeah.

Like, that is a thing, I think. I guess if you're drunk enough, you'll pay this idiot to say bullshit to you. Wouldn't it be crazy if we just went and got our palms right? Let's go. Let's do it. Oh my god.

Kristen, that's, by the way, that's a thing that two guys have never said to each other. There's never been two men sitting around going, you want to just go get our palms red? Fuck yeah, dude, let's get in the car. Never once has that happened ever in the history of male... Sitting at a bar, looking at her palms red. Let's just go get her palms red the game's in the fourth quarter right now so what, we'll find out who's gonna win from the psychic

it doesn't matter, we don't need to watch this this is crazy, let's go at 10pm when I'm drunk she's gonna have to read my palm through my dick it's gonna be odd in there you're better off reading the veins in my penis cause it's gonna be on there. You're better off reading the veins in my penis. It's gonna be blocking my palm. Funny you should say that.

That's actually how they read your palm here. It's actually not your palm, it's the veins of your penis actually. It's a very specific method that they use. It's not employed by all readers. Alright, Kristen, five stars. Here we go, five stars. I had the most amazing experience with Diana I was oh wait. Let me see how many stars they have by the 4.4 stars 4.4. All right. They're great

I was actually on vacation coming from Massachusetts. I can't even believe how accurate she was almost Impossible that she would know the things that she did. She's a kind woman with a beautiful soul and made you feel so welcome. She has a true gift, very reasonable in pricing. I would highly recommend her. Even if you feel a little leery about the process, once you have a session with her, you will surely change your mind. She is incredible. Check it out for yourself.

Only question I have is, what was this lady's name? Diana the person. No, no, the lady, Kristen. Kristen, is your Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok I was gonna say, exactly. private or public? No, obviously not. That's how she knows it, you fucking idiot.

I'm seeing, yeah, that's what I mean. That's how they all do. I mean, even before that, there was, plus they're good at reading people and they don't even know they're given the information. That's how it's a con artist, that's how they work. It's the, she's doing things. It's how it's a con artist That's how they work Going on for centuries

Centuries calculated. Yep. We did a whole patreon on the history of psychics and mediums and all that kind of shit Angelica to our five stars the reading was pretty accurate I'll definitely be going back Diana was super sweet and I enjoyed the conversation we had with her That's not being psychic though. I can go anywhere that's conversation we had with her. That's not being psychic though. I can go anywhere that's free and enjoy a conversation. That's not okay. I'm going to give you so many stars, James. We have so many good conversations.

I have so many. Five stars, man. Jillian four stars. Cindy was welcoming and the space felt comfortable with nice decor. Cindy pulled cards for me and performed a tarot reading. Cindy was accurate about most of what she mentioned and left me with a positive feeling. Overall, I recommend visiting her. It can be insightful and helpful to you as well as when you share your energy with her. It helps her too. Oh, well, I'll be right over then.

Can I pay you to help you? Yeah, what did Cindy do, Diana?'d Diana go? Well? Yeah, it's like she's a tarot lady Maybe okay. Yeah I am a big advocate for supporting the quote occult sciences. Oh boy Leave one word out of there. I don't think there's any science to this response from the owner Thank you. Yeah. That's it. That's the whole response. Nice.

Amber One Star, here we go, told me her special was palm reading and tarot for $65. I agreed to that. All right, fair enough. I refused her $750 cleansing, she insisted I needed. A cleanser aura for $750 is what she said. It's she's like a mechanic that goes it's free break for the diagnostic. Yeah, we'll put it up on the rack.

We'll check it out and it's free inspection on the brakes. But whoa, your bad. Oh, your pads are fucked. You're you know what? This does the see this out here on your rotor. That's pretty deep gouge you got there. It's going to be a that's not good gouge you got there it's gonna be a cleansing she insisted I needed then charged me a hundred and fifteen dollars and said I misheard her oh okay for the 65 she

never even touched or looked at my palms only the tarot cards and I did not miss here and even double-checked the price before agreeing She's a swindler and a con and has been doing this a long time Very good at guilt-tripping offering a lower price when you say no and pushing you into anything she can get for hundreds of dollars Then lying and gaslighting you as well as making sure you quote aren't recording her Then asking you to review her on the spot and then show her how because she doesn't know how it meaning Google reviews work yeah right you think she would know that if she knows your future yeah stay a far away she doesn't even deserve one star if I could give, nevermind. Here we go, response from the owner.

At Amber. Renee, I'm sorry. If you, I'm sorry if you was unhappy with your reading. I do charge, I have a business, I told you my prices, I do charge to help people and do chakra balancing. I am not a scam. I've been here for over 25 years at one location. Slandering on Google is not the best way to do it. Oh, you're throwing around legal terms

PS I asked you before you left if you were happy with your reading you said yes It's very terrified of you. Yeah Take you in the back and put some kind of spell on you. I like it or not. No. Yeah. What do you think? Huh? Chad one star. Hello. Hello, Chad. Here we go. Everyone like, I like that.

Normally we don't get the hello. Hello. This is nice. Hello, everyone. Normally I don't do things like this, but I want to be truth about what happened to me. He wants to be truth. I was going through a lot when the pandemic first started

and lost my job and needed spiritual guidance. So I went to Diane and she said that there was a negative spirit trying to come against me. Negative spirit. Oh boy, I gotta get rid of him. And she and she wanted to do work on my behalf, but I didn't know if it was going I didn't know that it was going to cost me a fortune. I let her know that I was unemployed, but she still charged me $350, addition to the $45 in cash I gave her for the reading. It'll be a couple days later, she charged me $740. Now we're at a grand.

Wow, and did absolutely nothing. Then she had me come back. I got another 350 dollars for me and got upset when I refused to pay her $200 per additional She tried to get $1,200 out of this guy out of an unemployed person and they sound Wow a couple days later. She charged me $740 and did absolutely so this person kept coming back though even though they were charged over and over again

Chad Chad stop going fool me once you know what I mean Chad Jesus Christ, buddy I mean you're number one are really beating the shit out of yourself for nothing for walking into a place like this right away Your guard should be up for shit like that. Yeah, because you're the whole thing is you know precarious at best here And you know goofy Goofy. Goofy is a nice way to put it, I would say. A nice way to put it. B Hernandez, one star. Don't waste your money or time, all caps.

I came here a couple of years ago. This place is a fraud. Fraud. Fraud. She took advantage of me during a vulnerable time. Well, that's kind of why you'd go there You're doing you're doing great. You don't go there cuz you're You don't have time to because you're doing other shit

Yeah, wealthy people are not popping into the psychic to see how else they can get better No, no this enjoying winning back in the day Those are the people who would like some and dead relatives and shit They do seances and shit, but they wouldn't like tell me my future. She conned me for $1,200 now that's pretty much what the last person said to 753 50 200 was like 1300. So that's what she's trying to get out of you. She stated she needed it in gift cards. Okay What is she a Nigerian prince at this point? What the fuck are you talking about? gift cards

What is this a text phone scam for 80 year olds like that's what that's what they do this is Your mail is undeliverable you dipshit. Oh my god Yeah, the IRS is trying to get a hold of you frantically. Just send me your social security number and bank routing, please. And a $1,200 Target gift card. Wow. She stated she needed a gift card. She stated I had some type of curse. Of course.

Well, you got to have the curse removed. What are you going to do? It's got to be a black chakra. And gave me common names that weren't even in my family. You got a John? It's John. I don't know any John. You got a John? It's John.

You know a Bob? I don't know any John. You know a Bob, right? You know Bill, right? You know Mary. You got her. Oh man, I was young, barely out of high school and after going two times it clicked that this person was using me.

Wow. Only twice. Two times. That fooled me twice yet. Interesting. There you go. Shame on me. I should have gone to the cops but I was so embarrassed of myself.

Obviously, I don't care now. Also, if you go to the cops, they're just going to go, you went to a psychic and they took your money? That's crazy. The business, she says you give her money and she tells you shit, right? Did she steal the money, knock you over the head, kick you out into the park? She told you something? Well, that's the fucking purchase. That's what you got. She told you how much and you did it

You're a dummy Didn't have a price tag on it. Is that right interesting? Next up ambar with an a ambar not amber. Oh, I never heard of that one before I guess it's supposed to be amber Right I suppose what they put amber one star absolute scam Right charged me for quote spiritual work supplies What is that then then blocked my cell when I tried to text about updates Why won't this never saying saying red, why is that?

It never says delivered, what's going on? That's so weird, it's just, so strange. Just keeps going and going, spinning. They asked me if I wanna send it as a text, I'm like, I thought that's what I was doing. Then, this gets better, then ran into me at CVS. And now, now. No.

No. Standing in front of Snickers bars and shit, and couldn't even look me in the eye. Please don't support these people. Three thumbs down emojis. She just, stand up behind her with some greeting cards. Just go, now will you talk to me? Now we can talk to me. There's a response from the owner. Yeah

Amber you can't you left the same comment on my psychic shop and another psychic shop miss grant totally different places But same comment. This is a scam racist comment She didn't say shit about right. I don't know what even know what race these people are I have no idea still who what race anybody is here. No one's mentioned it. So I don't know it's racist Bonnie one star it felt so fake right? Yeah, it's a psychic. Yeah. Yeah. Now you're and what do you what does that tell you? She was looking to upcharge me because by telling me my chakra needed cleansing because I had an evil spirit over my bed.

We gotta get rid of that. Yeah, there we go. For a mere $200 she could quote fix it. The place had trash everywhere and the reading took place in a room filled with boxes. That's how she gets her psychic stuff going though she needs clutter that's how it works handy wipes yeah I left feeling duped and disappointed as you should that's exactly how you should feel when you live a psychic duped and disappointed

Maureen one star absolutely horrible just a money grabber charged me $75 for about 10 minutes if that which is crazy there's you could get a prostitute a psychiatrist you so many people would charge less for 10 minutes that are way more skilled than this person box yeah you could have got there's so many things for $75 for 10 minutes sent me away so she could get another $650 from my daughter What apparently there was two and she said I got to talk to your daughter alone She's the one that's really fucked but leave the credit card though, please or the gift cards. I should say leave those behind

From my daughter saying some demonic thing was within her. She told daughter she's possessed by a demon yeah keep your money don't bother going to her she should be ashamed of herself something tells me she's not I'm gonna say she's done this a lot and you've done it one time so who's the one that should be ashamed oh my god okay Mary Ann one star she approached me in a store by the way. This is that she wrote this with like the lines It's basically a poem. I think is how this is She approached me in a store. That's the end of the line Saying my face looked familiar and asked me if I could afford paying her $20 to tell me things She walked up to people being like,

you got $20, I'll tell you some shit. Try that out there, everybody. She's door to door selling. Wow. Psychic readings. That is amazing. She told me two people did a curse on me and she would tell me their names if I pay her $200.

It's 20 to get the fact that you have a curse, but if you want to know who put it on you, it's another 200. And one of them was Charles. And the other one's going to cost you $750. That seems to be my number. I told her I was unemployed and she still asked me to send her $100 or $50 now She's a 50 whatever you can send me. Can you send it in a gift card? Just just send some uber eats to my house. Can you do that?

Can you just send me she approached her in a store and did that's what I'm saying Sis brought his diabolical man fucking Diana is diabolical. That's what she'm saying. Sisbrot is diabolical, man. Fucking Diana is diabolical. That's what she should be, diabolical Diana. I'm gonna start an Instagram where I just do this. We should definitely do this. Just wander up to people and target and just be like. No, no, no. You should just hit them up on Instagram

and be like, I can feel you have demons. If you give me $20, I'll like, we could do like a video thing. I'll tell you who put it on you. Tell you who put it on you. I'll tell you who put it on you. Then definitely this is not right, and she just want your money. Right.

I would say that's right. Now you're getting it. There you go. And if you don't, you're racist. You are super racist. Now there's no time to do the personal item of the week this week. We're out of time, unfortunately.

We spent a lot of time on eating munchos and shit like that. But I am going to show it to you, because it's wild. It's basically like, it's basically, do you remember the Welcome to the Jungle video? Vaguely. Okay, do you remember when Axel was like, being electrically shocked and they were clockwork ornaging him, making him watch shit and sitting there

and he had like a thing on his head? Imagine putting that on your penis. That's basically essentially what this is. I'm going to show you a picture of it here. Oh my god. That would be the penis. It's like a little, it looks like one of those beer can helmets. It looks like a beer can helmets except that there's like stuff on the side of them.

Yeah, it looks, it definitely looks like this is. I feel like this is how aliens torture you when they take you aboard a ship they put things like this on your penis it's a penis head bullet teaser mini speed vibrator sex toy for men and couples and it's a little penis hat and you just put it on the deck and then you put it right on your dick there's a little vibrators on the side surround the tip yeah I don't think they do that in real life I think they're just showing you that there's movement. Yeah, I think it's it's like when they Yeah, it's like when they show like in a commercial like a guy's like throat is all like bulging red

It's not really that red. It's just yeah They're showing you that you need seep a call or whatever the fuck they're trying to sell you so Surround the tip of your cock with two powerful bullet heads, bullet vibes, and get ready for a blast of toe curling vibrations. Really? Yeah, so we'll find out all about that and read about that next week, but that's a crazy looking.

Is that on Amazon? Oh fuck yeah, it's on Amazon, 1850, babe, you know that. Less than $20. Less than $20 less than $20 You can put some weird electronic thing on the head of your dick. Do you trust that? Gonna get that for this is gonna be my munchers Penis head bullet teaser, multispeed vibrator sex toy. For men and couples. Well, it needs to be very, you know, SRO appropriate.

Penis head bullet vibrator. I'm typing cause that's so many words. I don't want to, I don't want that. I don't want too many of those. Oh, there it is. Whoa. Oh, there it is. Yeah. Whoa Oh, yeah So many. Oh, I know. Well, we'll get into it next week. I get I like the picture of the lady at the bottom And the left go like shh That's part of them. It shows like the guy looking at it checking it all out. There's a lady like Where you go? So thank you for eating munchos with us.

Yeah, it was a good time. Been fun going to the water park, of course. And obviously, if someone walks up to you and tells you in a store that, give me $20, and I'll tell you what demons are inside of you, and then another 200 to find out how they got there, tell them to fuck themselves, please. Run away. And thank you. And we hope we didn't eat munchos in your ear too

loudly but they are pretty addictive I'm gonna have some more right now no we're eating munchos Jimmy but you better fucking hide your bag or I'll be in those next I'm coming for your butt shows, motherfuckers. We'll see you next week. Thank you so much, everybody. Have a good one. Bye. Thanks for watching.