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Episode Date: May 27, 2024

We check out reviews & complaints about a product that will clear out your insides & have you running to the bathroom, at the wrong time. A sushi joint where you may have to enter into some form of combat over the bill. A very personal item that seems to be more of a circus stunt, than an act of pleasure. A DMV location where you're barley allowed inside & much more!!Join comedians James Pietragallo and Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!Subscribe and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!!Don't forget to rate & review!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to your stupid opinions ad free right now join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple podcasts Hello everybody and welcome back to Your Stupid Opinions. Hey! Hello, thank you so much for joining us. My name is James Petragallo, I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wissman. We could not be happier to be hearing people's complaints and grievances, which is, you know, most people don't want to hear people complain.

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that we're reading and laughing at. So hope you enjoy them, don't blame us. Let's get to it without further ado. Okay, here we go. We are starting off where you would expect here with a hibachi slash sushi restaurant. That's where I expected, yeah. In rural Mississippi, which is where you get the best ethnic, especially

Asian cuisine, most authentic. I go to rural Mississippi for that. Real authentic experience. That's what you get right there. People come from San Francisco just for the experience. So we're going to Kobe Japanese, it's called. Kobe? Yeah, like Kobe like Kobe Kobe is Kobe

Japanese and it is in Pearl Mississippi which we've done for small town murder by the way I believe that's a town we have covered on small town murder It's a small town as we know because someone was murdered there and we talked about it on the show So it's an open hibachi type deal, you know, like a Benny Hanna type situation. Yeah, yeah. Where you get the circle table where everybody sits around it and you got an Asian cook and he makes wild shit. Where it's also sushi.

So but in Mississippi, I'm sure it's not there's also sushi there and in Mississippi, it's probably not even an Asian guy half the time. It's probably, you know, there's probably just some guy named like, you know, skip who comes in every once in a while. He's like, I know, I know, but I know how to grill too. Now listen to me. It's still a grill. So this place here, it is at 136 South Pearson Road, Pearl, Mississippi.

And let's get right to it. Here's Heather with five stars. So terrific. She loves it. It has 4. two stars on Google by the way. Oh, yeah This was an amazing experience. It was our first time eating here and the food was great. Well, that's good That's what you want having it prepared right in front of you was a treat. It's wild Yeah, that's she says this out on her subway review as well. She's like having your sandwich made. It was a real treat Or one of those like pizza restaurants that are like you toss the dough in the air

Yeah, the cook was nice and talked with us while preparing our food. The owner was super sweet. Yeah, that's their job That's supposed to go around make everyone feel comfortable. We tried to get whoa. Oh her that makes sense We tried to get her to open one up in McGee, Mississippi That was our plans for expansion were to McGee but now that you mentioned it, you know I don't want everyone to I don't be too predictable here. So maybe we'll go somewhere else. Obviously, that's the next step But she said too far away, which is probably exactly how she said it too. That's the funny thing.

Yeah, that's it. Oh well, that just means we will definitely be coming back here whenever we're up this way. Okay, so it's not coming to your rural weird town. All right, Nicholas gives five stars. Me and my family went to eat hibachi here. Well that's good, because that's what they serve. Good, good thing. I was like, me and my family went to eat hibachi here. Well that's good because that's what they serve. Good, good thing.

I was like, me and my family went to eat tacos here and I was highly disappointed. It was a Japanese restaurant. And our cook was Pham. P-H-A-M. A-M, yeah. Pham. He was amazing. Made my night. He's extremely entertaining and keeps everyone engaged. I really enjoyed him as our cook and at the end of the night I even gave him a hug. I'm sure he loved that. You did what? Come over here, feller. Get on over here. Honey, take a picture with me with a genuine Asian man because you don't see a lot.

Every time I have a nice experience I like to hug the guy. I hug the guy. Especially at Lowe's and Home Depot. That's what I do. Someone helps me find a drill press that I need. We're hugging afterwards. Yeah. That is the right color of paint.

Get over here. Oh, man. You matched it perfectly. Come over here. That's the best jug of Glidden I ever bought. Come over here, Jessica. You're getting a hug, baby. Come out from behind that paint counter.

I gave him a hug. You're getting a hug, baby. Come out from behind that paint counter. Give him a hug. You're getting some love. Is there a more inappropriate place to hug somebody? While they're cooking? I'm cooking now. Leave me alone. Trying to make a fucking onion volcano, stop it. And they're like, they do like chop, chop, chop, choppy.

Oh yeah, it's nuts. Hey, you're fucking up my flow here, bro. I got like a whole act I'm doing. You walk up to a juggler in the middle of their act and be like, you're doing a great job and just hug them while ten bowling pins fall on the floor. Oh, it's warm. Come here. See if you can feel it.

Five on fire machetes come clanging down to earth. Just huggin' people. Super fun, super cool, and the food was amazing. Don't hug your hibachi cook. OK. Fucking crazy. Just don't. Shelby Five Stars, the price was decent,

and the food was well worth it. The staff were excellent. Overall, I'd come back. The price of hibachi is never decent. It's always outrageous. No, it's expensive. You're getting what you pay for, too. If you go to a nice place, you're getting a show,

you're getting more quality food. And they're making it in front of you, so it has to be clean. Whereas there's different standards if there's a wall between you, I think. Yeah. It looks like a little hole in the wall, but the place was amazing. I loved my experience.

The sign looks like your standard kind of Chinese pick up restaurant type place and it's in a strip mall. So it's definitely not like, you know, some stand alone where they did some architecture. Yeah. That's when there's no like pagodas by the entry way. That's not happening.

So wild horses with short tails. Here's Steven with one star. And the picture that of his profile picture is him working out. So that tells you. Attaboy. There we go. That tells you exactly who we're dealing with here. Clean meats.

This is horribly disgusting, he says. Is it? It is. Grease and dirt all on the walls and ceiling fans. That's not good. I mean, that's where the cooking is. That's where the grease is. That's where the grease is. It's flying. That's why you got to be extra vigilant to clean it. Oh yeah,

those hoods are disgusting. Looks like they haven't cleaned up in years. They cooked everyone's food on the one hibachi by the kitchen. Yeah, that's the show, motherfucker. Gather around while your food comes off this grill. Yeah. to, literally that's the restaurant you came to. Wow, good thing no one has food allergies. Well if they did, you'd probably not go there. Or tell them and they'd probably have a different way to prepare it, I'm sure they'll figure that out by now. I can't do it because they put the egg in the fried rice

then I'm a mess. Yeah, then you'd be your fucker, you'd have to have an egg free experience on the fried rice. All'm a mess. Yeah, then you'd be your fucker, definitely. You'd have to have an egg-free experience on the fried rice. Oh, that egg all over the fucking grill? Now, great, now I'm fucking going hungry. They're going to prepare yours in the back on the dirty grill. That's why. With some egg, probably.

They don't bother to clean the front, so I can't imagine what the back is like. There you go. That's fair. Here's Michaela, one star. Jane, or whatever the hell her name is. I love personal beef with an employee that you've encountered for fucking 12 seconds somewhere and now you have a vendetta for the rest of your life with. Or whatever the hell. Now it's a fucking death feud. Is rude as can be. Left our drinks at the end of the table and her customer service was awful.

There was a hair in the food and it was just all around bad service. All right, so Jane, okay. Jane, I think, is the front desk lady, by the way, because we keep hearing about her throughout the, there'll be a whole run of just Jane complaints. Lily gives one star. The lady at the front desk is so rude, about her throughout the, there'll be a whole run of just Jane complaints. Really? Lily gives one star.

The lady at the front desk is so rude, I wish I could rate this less than one star. Right. From the lady. I've never met someone who acts like this woman does. Really? Really? You've never met an asshole in your entire adult life.

You've never encountered one, huh? You make enough money to be able to afford a hibachi dinner but you've never met an asshole. Everyone at work is phenomenal, huh? Really. You make more money than hibachi money because you made enough money to avoid all assholes. That's impressive. That's rich.

That's fantastic. How do you know you're rich? You've never met an asshole. I will not go back as long as she works there. Oh, well how are you gonna find out? You can check in every once in a while. You want her fired. I want her fired, I will not.

That's amazing. Okay, Tony gives one star, Tony with an I. One star, no, just no. Then she goes into a whole other paragraph, but that's a stand-alone paragraph. No period, just period, no period. Okay. Saw some good reviews and ordered food to go.

Well, that's weird because at the whole point of the place is the sit-down experience. Immediately regretted it once I saw the inside of the business. Ceiling fan missing blades. Bathroom look like they belong in a dive bar. Overall grime around the tables. Ceiling fan missing blade. That's going to be a wobbly motherfucker. Go ahead and replace that fucking ceiling fan. How about that? That's going to take chunks out of the drywall ceiling. Yeah, that's really going to... Staff seem friendly enough though. Well, that's good

Yeah, cuz they you have to be friendly when you're in a shithole You can't be a dick and be a filthy place Oh, they're afraid for their lives that the rest of those blades are gonna get watch out But a good rule of thumb is if the restaurant doesn't care what the front of house looks like They don't care what the back of house where the food is prepped either front of house looks like they don't care what the back of house where the food is prepped either. Food was flavorless and what they called steak was not only overcooked but also tasted like tough stew meat.

Oh, so it was chuck steak. Tough stew meat, yeah. Not the sirloin as advertised. I don't recommend wasting your money here. I wish I had my $20 back. $20 seems affordable. That's for 20 bucks. That's a chance you take. You know what I mean? What do you expect for $20 back $20 seems affordable. That's for 20 bucks. That's a chance you take

Yeah, what I mean back for $20. I'm sorry, but for $20 you're taking a chance You might it might be great. What if that $20? It was a great place And then you can go back to with your friends and be good. Yeah, if you went there then you had your your kids You know fucking bar mitzvah party there and it was you know $700 or something and then you go they kind of I feel like shit complain about some things 20 bucks relax all right William one star We were dedicated customers for over three years. Oh boy Dedicated we took Kobe at least ten new customers now now there's what we've done this for you, and they fucked us over new customers. Four of us went in to eat and the new waitress forgot to turn our order into the cook so

we did not get our food. We told them to cancel our order so they tried to charge us $37 for sweet tea, soup and salad. That seems like a lot for that but you know. After wasting 45 minutes of our time I paid the same waitress that didn't turn our order in $25. The next time we went in the owner acted like we didn't pay anything to his waitress because you didn't pay the bill. You can't just leave what you feel the amount is

and then leave and then come back and expect them to be welcoming with open arms. That's not how restaurants work. Wow. We used to come in through the kitchen and now they wanna act like they don't know. This is ridiculous. He said, maybe the waitress put the $25 in her pocket

and didn't turn it in, or you didn't pay the full bill They're acting like you should have been like yeah, you should have been thrilled to 25. No, that's not how this works Maybe she did put that in her pocket and expected you were gonna also pay the fucking bill that that's what I mean And they don't get it that that's a restaurant if you don't pay your bill and then you come back They're like hey fuck you this guy dined and dash basically Then it gets great doesn't matter now the owner showed his true colors by trying to challenge me to a fight oh What happened now thought the owner was a little woman what happened? She's gonna kick your ass. Was she? The business owner was a little woman. What happened?

She's going to kick your ass? Was she Chun Li? $13 out of you? Yeah. This is amazing. Very unprofessional. Well, yeah, it is unprofessional. That's how people react.

That's how small business owners react when you don't pay them. They want to fight you. Yeah, everybody did that. This poor lady wouldn't pay her rent. Oh my God. He's lucky I didn't want a life sentence for fighting and stankin' rankin'. What is stankin' rankin'? I don't know.

Life sentence? You don't get life sentences for fighting. No, he was going to kill the man. You get life sentence for stankin' rankin' evidently. He was going to kill the man in his own restaurant because he didn't pay him 12. See how we're all crazy? This escalated from you owe me 12 dollars to he's lucky I didn't murder him in front of his children in the floor of his own business.

He embarrassed me over $12. What is going on man? Leave him bleeding out in front of Pam and Jenny. What was her name? Jane. Jane. Jane. Leaving poor Jane scarred for life.

Jesus Christ. Hines County or Hines Country would have been a different story. So he's saying if we were in my home turf, I'd have killed the man And wouldn't have gone for life Stare clear of co from Kobe unless you want to fight the owner. Have a good one Have a good one. I don't want William in my restaurant at all Jesus Christ, he's good. He's he's threatening to murder you in your own Have a good one. Have a good one. I don't want William in my restaurant at all. Jesus Christ, he's threatening to murder you in your own. That does sound like a really awful experience the first time.

Yeah. His initial gripe is, how about this too? He went back. That's what I mean. How do you go back? If you're planning on ever coming back, you've got to pay the whole $37. If you never plan to come back again, then you leave $25 and you leave and you go, never go in that shithole again.

Fuck those people. They're lucky they got $25. But you don't go back in and go, hey, come on, table for four. The owner comes out and starts wanting to fight you. Also if you're not paying the whole bill, you better escape fast, because that's illegal. That's also the other thing. Yeah, he could have called the cops on you. So, okay.

Now the next few have a common theme, and I'll see if you'll pick up on it. Here we go. Kalen, one star, very aggressive. What's her part? People, and has an attitude, very rude. There's no punctuation, so I gotta figure out where it is. Has an attitude, very rude, there's no punctuation so I gotta figure out where it is.

Has an attitude, very rude, and if I was you I would check them if they do like you, they did me. I would check them if they do you like they did me, sorry. If I could rate a zero, I would do that. I would. I would do that. I would do that. I like that better for some would. I would do that. I would do that. I like that better for some reason.

I would do that. I would do that. Next up, One Star has a bad attitude, very aggressive, mean to talk to people any way they choose. Who is the culprit here? I think it's either Jane or somebody. I think that they're, it's funny that they put aggressive in there as which is a very common thing that you say. Yeah. Or certain ethnicities that they're

aggressive. So it's like lots of ninja stars. Yeah. Chick bounced off the wall, hopped off the ceiling and then kicked my friend in the face on the way down. It was wild. I don't know what the fuck happened. A lot of katana blades. Yeah, shit was crazy. And finally, Mike, while one star went to Kobe's last night and the cook was so freaking rude and gave my friend basically a spoonful of rice. And when my friend said something about the way he have everyone, the way he have everyone more rice, I guess gave, yeah, and basically gave him a baby plate.

Oh, that's insulting his manhood now, it's a baby plate. Give him the little guy serving. The cook was very smart-mouthed and rude and told him, well, don't come back then. I don't care. Maybe that's a gag that they pull on people. I think this is like if you go into some of those Western places and they cut your tie off and it's like, yeah, that's aggressive.

When you order well done steak. Exactly, exactly. I think it's that. But then he goes on to, he has a different theory here. They used to treat them black people bold in Mississippi, but we not from the South where we feel like we have to deal with the BS. Okay. So they're black. Oh, he's a black guy has pictures of black eyes. He's like listen motherfucker. I ain't from Mississippi I'm not doing

At least I'm from this fucking country saying I don't know so he says At least I'm from this fucking country. He's saying I don't know so he says Plus they squirting water from a little doll in which I don't think it's funny because it's coming out like it's peeing on you People usually laugh out a laugh out they squirted this kid and he almost cried. He almost cried. He almost cried. He yelled it back though. Squirt water out of a doll pussy out of a kid. I bet it's like a little, probably out of a belly button one of those things but looks like it's his dick probably. No he said it looks like it's peeing so it's gotta be like a, like it's filled into a doll and then they like squirt it out of I've seen ones where comes out

A belly button if you squeeze really well, that's not being but no no, but I think he's he just doesn't like to be no fuck With me when when I'm paying for food. I think is it a hibachi is not the place for you And he almost cried Then I will never go back there again all caps six exclamation points because of the peeing squirting doll. That's amazing. That's incredible. Now that we've eaten some off-brand sushi and cheap cuts of meat.

We're going to doll piss all over us. We're not feeling real good. You know what I mean? So we got to get this out of us. Let's cleanse our colons everybody. Let's blow it all out. What do you say? With the- Colonic? What is this? this out of us. Let's cleanse our colons everybody. Let's blow it all out. What do you say?

With the colonic? What is this? Well it's a it's a looks like a big thing of pills. Colon cleanser detox for weight flush 15 day intestinal cleanse pills and probiotic fast natural laxative for constipation relief bowel movement supplements for stomach bloating gut loss support. This is frightening. This is you take this and it just blows everything you've eaten out of you. For two weeks. This is like sandblasting your fucking your digestive system like basically. Two weeks. A whole bottle of these things comes and how much is this?

What does it look like? $8.96 if you subscribe and save. So $9.99 on a one time purchase. Nine bucks to shit like crazy for two weeks. It says, clean out waste in all caps. Flush toxins by cleansing with Dr. Bo, that's the name of it, Dr. B-O, 15 day colon cleanse laxative supplements,

quick cleanse supplement pills for weight loss, energy and daily regular bowel movements for adults. It's gonna be more than regular. Wow. First up, five stars. Okay. Oh boy. But the title is holy dot dot dot this should seriously come with a warning. So this is terrifying basically. There will be poop. It works too well and there will be poop! So first off, yes it works.

That's the opening. And it works very well. I cannot complete the 15 days because it's honestly painful and the constant bathroom breaks are unbelievable. I can't do 15 days of constant shitting. I can't do it. Nine days in, I'm out of Charmin. This is amazing.

It's too much. It does get rid of bloating, and I feel like it helps with weight loss to kickstart. Because it's just shitting out what's in your body. That's not burning fat. You're just melting. Yeah, but it's annoying, because you literally are a slave to the bathroom. I am regular I don't ever deal with constipation my true motives are weight loss. We shouldn't

have done this then. We should have. Get some ozempos. Yeah no shit something that's made for that. I feel like it really works to kickstart your diet and help you remove all the unnecessary stuff so you can feel light and fresh. Yeah, once, but not constantly every day all day. You don't feel light and fresh when you constantly have to shit. I don't feel fresh at all. I feel awful. I feel disgusting. I don't want to go anywhere because I can't go because I'll have to shit in a public toilet now. But the process is almost torture. At least for me it feels like torture. I hate this happening to me at work.

Several times an hour I had to run to the bathroom taking this at night like it says. Oh my god. How many times an hour? Several, she says. Any more than once an hour is too many shittings, right? Taking it before bed? That's frightening. What if you don't?

It says, I ended up counting down how many hours it took for me to become a slave to my toilet. For me, it's eight hours. So I started counting down for the cramps to happen around the time I get home from work. But unfortunately, it's never accurate to the countdown. And the constant bathroom breaks last for several hours. This girl at work, she's shitting again.

Oh my God. Everyone's talking about her. I'll be up several hours at night. I always have to literally run to the bathroom, but the cramps are the worst. It's so painful. This is a five star review. Well, I guess it's meant to flush everything out. So it's doing its job, I suppose.

I started this 4X already and couldn't finish the 15 days, but I've been taking notes to my experience. She's got shit notes. She started four times, James. Four times. She got through three, four days and quit. Didn't do it. And did it again, again, and again.

And now she decided taking notes would be the best. Here are my shit notes. Here's my diary. My shit, my diarrhea diary. Perfect. Here's my diary. My diarrhea diary, perfect. Here's my diarrhea. Oh my god. I started, okay, what I did notice is that if you eat healthy and drink a lot of water,

it's not as horrible. Well, because you're already shitting if you drink so much. So it motivates me to eat clean and stay hydrated so I won't suffer. You guys may think I'm being dramatic, but I swear this stuff is awful. Five stars. This stuff is awful. I can't tell you how many times I almost cried. Just shitting and crying.

Crying while you shit is the saddest thing ever. It's a... She's got to be out of country where five stars is bad, right? No, no. She's saying it works well. That's why she gave it five stars, because that's what it's supposed to do. If it wasn't for my spouse in the other room saying, I told you so.

Yeah. That's what she says. Yeah, your better half is always the worst. She's gotta act like it's fine. No, this is what I wanted. I wanted to shit 17 times a day. The reason I mention that it's because, oh no, I'm sorry I

know this is TMI but it smells so bad too. When I'm in the bathroom that's another thing that sucks like like at work I run to the bathroom away from away from my office so I won't raise suspicion of leaving that awful smell behind. Oh you're shit girl don't. You're the shit chick from now on. Poop lady, yeah, she's in the bathroom again. The reason I mention this is because it never smells that bad like me in general, like me. And it makes me feel that all the quote bad stuff

is getting flushed out just as it advertises. So remember, don't trust your farts. This is like a serious thing though She's not kidding Maybe do yourself a favor started on a weekend when you don't work so you can at least test the waters and see if you Can handle it you'll be started You'll be wiping so often you're going to give yourself a rash or make it feel like a rash By some flushable wipes. Wow, okay. Wow.

Five stars from Heidi. Okay, my body has a very hard time digesting flour and corn. You probably got a gluten allergy maybe. This product cleared me out in 24 hours. It's important to note that once you get to yellow bile, your colon is empty. Jesus, yeah, you're stripping it. What?

Don't strip your bile, I think. I think you need that in there. Once you get to yellow bile, once you get to the lining. I don't even know what to say here. I did do a 20-minute light workout as well. Note, I wouldn't recommend going back to eating flour unless you want to be plugged up again. It's really no different than eating paper mache which becomes hard paste.

If you're allergic to it. I also wouldn't do this cleanse more than once a year as it can be stressful on our bodies. Five stars, great, dot dot dot, but watch out. First off, I want to say this product works great. Herbal ingredients, not a bunch of chemical laxatives and whatnot and it works. That said, the experience is different for everyone but the common complaints of stomach pains and stuff after taking both capsules is not a joke. Oof. And the next morning you about damn near blow the blow the throne apart like a nuclear bomb

It's exactly what I want. Yeah. I want I want Split the bowl. I want someone to sound like I've been fucking like battling with a bear in here That's what I want someone fighting about your shitting. Okay Lord have mercy I've never felt so much lava come out of that orifice in all my life. There will be poop. Do yourself a favor. Stagger the capsules.

One is gentle enough to use in the morning so you won't be having emergencies but still does the job. Take the second before bed. Again, same thing. Day three so far. I'm pretty content with the progress. It takes a couple days to really feel like it's making a physical difference, but it really is.

I don't feel as crappy, pun intended, LOL. Starting to be a little more energetic, and I don't know, maybe it's in my head, I feel like my overall internal health is better. It is in your head. Yeah, it's one to the last. There you go. It's in your asshole, or in the bowl now,

in your broken bowl, your broken tattered porcelain in your bathroom floor. There's no way this really does that, right? I imagine it makes you shit like crazy, but it doesn't fix you, right? No, no, no, no. No way. It just strips you of all your natural shit that you need in there, probably. You just make tripe.

Oh, God. Kara gives two stars. Oh and her title is Do Not Take These. That's a one star sounds like but okay. Oh the symptoms following taking these. This is an oh the symptoms. They were worse than labor pains and I have had seven children all naturally. So women, men if you want to know what it feels like, here you go. It was unbearable. I felt like I was about to die. The cramps were worse than contractions and were coming about a minute apart. Maybe you're gonna have a baby. Did a baby come out or are you pregnant? Which one? My

eyes and mouth was watering and I got the feeling that I was going to throw up. It also felt felt as though the bowel I was going to throw up. It also felt as though the bowel movement was going to come up through my mouth. That would be bad. That would be my god. That's worst case scenario there. Right. A hundred percent throw up poop. I literally felt like I was suffering and antagonizing and painful death. Jesus. Agonizing. Oh and one more thing. Oh and one more thing. I stayed on the toilet for almost two hours straight so that my kids kept coming in the bathroom to check on me. Mom, you still pooping?

All sapping up? She's still shitting. Wow, that is scary. My legs and feet were numb, but I couldn't risk going back to my bed. And the smell, oh my, when I say horrible I mean H-O-R-R-I-B-L-E, dashes in between every letter, as though something has died inside of you. They do work but the side effects are not nice, run away from these."

Wow, the pain and the move. It's one of those dirty stenches. Yeah, it's something... I think the pills are causing that and they make you... It's probably got a little stink bomb in there that makes you think it's getting rid of stuff. Jonna gives it two stars and her title is Dude. That's I'm sure how it was written. Let me be the first one to tell you that buying this was a horrible mistake. Well, somebody else said it so, you're number two

I had all caps horrible stomach cramps so bad I almost went to the ER Jesus Christ I mean you know what's causing it why would you go to the ER? Just start taking the pills I think these pills are bad I haven't called out of work in well over a year, but here I am this blows The stuff works I guess if you want to poop straight up water and have the worst stomach cramps of your life.

Holy shit. This is fucking scary. Corey gives one star. Don't try it! This detox is the worst thing I ever did. All caps three exclamation points. Tried it for three days and it totally messed my system up I only took one pill every night for three nights and the pain is unbearable I stopped taking it and I have been I have not been able to do the number two for three days after I stopped taking it Well, no, because you have nothing in there. Yeah, there's nothing in there You gotta eat man. Um pain, I guess is bad, but she writes or he writes pain sin bad. So I don't know what sin bad. Yeah Pain sin bad be in pain you stroke-ridden motherfucker. Sorry. We like sin bad

Pain sin bad had to go to the emergency room at 12 15 a.m. On a Saturday morning Why did you go? You know what did it? You know what did it? Just wait to shit. Stop taking the pills. Just wait to shit and stop taking the pills you lazy fucking. This is an impatient asshole.

Doctor did an x-ray and told me not to take any more of these and it should pass by Monday. Well, guess what? I'm still in excruciating pain. Jesus Christ this is fucking insane man. What did you do to yourself that you need this cleanse? How bad are you living? What's in there? Yeah what's in there? The Taco Bell will flush itself out naturally. How bad could it be? What are you eating? Have you been have you been eating the fucking water bottle after you drank it all? What are you doing? Did you

hit a raccoon and then eat it afterwards? What did you do? Here's Ashley one star didn't work didn't work. Oh Wow, you're fucking iron got over here. Holy shit. What's in that? She must have the cheap After watching all the tik-tok reviews I only took one pill versus two I had regular bowel movements the next morning for the next four days After watching all the TikTok reviews, I only took one pill versus two. I had regular bowel movements the next morning. For the next four days, I did not use the bathroom. Well, I think then it...

Four days. Four days. I waited a couple weeks and tried it again, but taking two pills hasn't advertised. Hasn't advertised, she says. Same thing. I went like normal, then didn't go to the bathroom for four days. So I'm not using these. I already don't need help not being able to go

We are supposed to not just use them once. I think is the thing Bec Becky gives one star horrific experiences her title there We go ever since I've taken this pill. I had extremely severe constipation to the point where I should be seeing a doctor Jesus Christ Nothing has been coming out, but like a gel substance. Ew. Why are you telling us this on Amazon? Something is coming out. Jesus Christ. I have been taking stool softeners and had no movement. So she took these and stool softeners still no shit I am not 100% sure but I feel like the problem is connected to this pill as the problem did not exist beforehand Who my goodness? Okay. She took these pills to shit and it stopped her up stopped her from shitting. Yeah, this is um, this is insane honestly, um

Okay Melissa one star be prepared for nause, extreme gut pain and bad gas. That's like sheep gas. The more A's, that's not good. Bad gas. Okay, so I like the Dr. Tobias brand a lot. This is B.O., Dr. B.O. So I don't know what she's talking about.

I thought I would try this. Oh, this is the knockoff. She likes the other one too. I thought I would try this brand as it was cheaper as many of us are counting pennies. I regret this decision a million times over. Yeah, take the best poop pills you can afford. Let's do that.

Really count your pennies when it comes to what you put inside your body to make your body do functions. Go okay, I'm gonna scrimp on this, but I'm gonna spring for the better poop pills. Anything that happens with your asshole. Yeah. Fucking sport. Toilet paper, that, yeah, fix it.

Soaps. I feel like I've been pregnant since I've started it. I have the worst nausea and gas I've ever had in my life. The smell is a mixture of burnt tires and rotting human flesh, okay? I'm not being sarcastic. the worst nausea and gas I've ever had in my life. The smell is a mixture of burnt tires and rotting human flesh, okay? I'm not being sarcastic. Like something caught on fire.

Yeah, like someone burned corpses and tires at the save time. Tire fires and crematorium. Throw a body in there, it's burning hot. Is there a crematorium in our bathroom? Wow. As with Dr. Tobias, be close to the bathroom, don't trust a fart, and please, for the life of me, don't buy this product unless you're a sucker for punishment. A sucker for punishment.

Yeah, lasochist. Okay, last one. Yeah. Kim gives one star. Oh, God, well, we'll give DuGina first. Gina one star. Only buy if you work from home. Lots of pooping. This is a science experiment gone wrong. You will have the runs but feel like there's no more, feel like there's more to come and be too nervous to leave the bathroom. My dogs came looking for me all day and I couldn't even walk them. I don't

care about your shit, I got problems of my own. Rawr! They hate the smell of burning tires. Holy shit, that's wild. And finally, Kim One Star. Terrible Pain is her title. If you enjoy abdominal pain and a big splat of poo in the toilet then this is for you that's a good commercial a big splat be careful purchasing it's non-refundable yeah this is your poop that's why okay now that we've cleaned ourselves out all mice we're cleaned out our colons our assholes. There's not a speck of poop anywhere near them Let's get into the personal item of the week everybody. Oh boy We're out of the bathroom our buttholes are refreshed and we're ready for well, let's like it traditionally. I'll show you the picture first

Look at the smile on that guy's face that look at the side Look at the smile on that guy's face. That is... Look at the size of those beads. If you see that and that guy's smile like, yeah, it's going to rip your ass all apart. Bend over, pal. He has the thumb and forefinger holding it up and it's the size of your forearm. That thing is so long. It looks like small, like between a racquetball and a tennis ball are the beads, right?

That's the size they are. There's only five or six? How many is that? There's five beads, but I mean... Five of them, yeah. It still looks like it's a foot long. How do you... ball are the beads right that's the size there's only five or six how many there's five beads but I mean it still looks like it's a foot long it's 17 inches long oh my god those beads are like three inches of pop remember it remember in the rock when when when he pulls the green beads out of the out of the chemical weapon that's what it looks like. It kind of does. Wow. Master Series Black Baller Anal Beads Dildo Long Black Adult Toys for Men, Women and Couples with Pull Ring. Easy to clean and body safe. 2.65 inch balls and 17 and a half inches long. That's a

2 and a half inch diameter balls. Balls. Yeah. Oh my god. Between a racquetball and tennis ball is the only way. It's so big. It's $27.95 and the about this item is test the limits of your hole. Anybody? Anybody up for that? Five times test them.

How many volunteers would there be if you had a group of people and said, who wants to test the limits of their? But all everybody anybody You've already tested it with the colon cleanse. They're gonna test it again here Think you can handle all five beads of the black ball anal dildo with beads. No, I don't can't No, these super thick anal beads are ready to test your anal play limits with their 2.56 inches of diameter Damn only true backdoor experts can handle all 17.5 inches of weighty booty bliss

Be sure to take it slow And it says has the balls to say use with lubricant no shit And it says has the balls to say use with lubricant no shit You need axle grease for this KY and I fucking got it. This is some different shit here The nice thing though, it's from it's the additional details small business this product is from a small business brand support small by giant anal feeds okay Jonathan gives five stars loves it there's a lot of five stars it has let's find out 4.1 stars out of 500 591 ratings so they've sold a shitload of these fucking things at least tons of

these things okay five stars big toy for intense pleasure and insane orgasms. Okay. Really? Gay married 22 year old here. Okay. Okay, good for you, Jonathan. A youth on his side. An amazing toy for someone who's looking to step up their game in terms of size.

No shit. Wow. Very decent construction. No seams or snags on the item I received. That's good. That's not a place you want seams and snags. Never want a snag on that. It feels durable and heavy, which is great. I don't like, I don't feel like it's going to break,

which is nice because it certainly takes some manhandling to get the balls inside. Manhandling is the way to put that. That's perfectly, Sometimes things are stated perfectly and you got to give Jonathan credit for this one. Can you imagine that you get those in there, get three of them in and the joiner between the other two breaks off? That's going to be a fun trip to the hospital. That's going to be great.

Do you go to the hospital or you just go buy those pills? I think you just go boom. You will blow up your toilet then. You could shoot that thing like a cannon probably. Came out 50, 60 yards across the backyard. It was crazy. Wow. I've used this toy by myself and with my husband and it's great no matter what. Definitely takes some time and stretching to get the first sphere to pop inside. But when it does, oh my god, it feels amazing. Definitely will give you that full feeling many people describe. Each ball goes in just like the one before, provides a great building of force and then

a pulse of pleasure as it gets pulled into you. I would definitely suggest this toy to anyone who thinks they can take it. Yes, it is very big, but that's the point. And this toy makes its point very well. This would be a great toy to help someone prepare for fisting. Well, I've always wondered how one would prepare for butthole fisting and now I know. Since I personally think it's a similar feeling, and then in parentheses large object at the end of a smaller shaft, personally this is my favorite sensation compared to dildos or

other toys that are tapered and have constant thick or have constant thickness shafts. Okay. Wow. Anonymous that's probably for the best gives it five stars large and a fun challenge. Why is, do you want to challenge your butthole? I don't get that. Large and in charge. Yeah. You don't like if it's feels great and you love it, then it feels like it wouldn't be a challenge at that point then. I don't know. So that's the TV show I want to see.

Butthole challenge. Who can get the most up their butthole? As others have written, the anal balls are large and not very flexible. That isn't a complaint. Hey, listen, you know me, I'm not one to complain. Just an observation. Not for the faint of heart or butthole. The faint of butthole You don't want to be not for the faint of anus Yeah, the plastic material did have a fairly strong odor and a film coming out of the package in parentheses very not

Yeah, and not quotations there But a thorough washing and it was ready to go use a good lube that I think like I said goes without saying Yeah, I use water soluble lubes J lube works Well, but know that this will probably be quite a challenge for most people. I recommend a pre cleansing enema prior to lubing up Well already taken care of Our buttholes are empty for the next three weeks. We were cleaned out. I managed to get three balls in the very first time. Oh my god. High five friend. Wow. That's like 10 inches and three balls. That's incredible. The first ball was pretty easy. Holy shit.

Was it? Inserting the second forces the first ball up into the rectum and for those of us with prostate glands, slides it over and past the gland. Interest inserting the first ball up into the rectum and for those of us with prostate glands, slides it over and past the gland. Interest inserting the third ball may cause the balls to bend around the linkages somewhat, but giving the beads a twist while inserting will straighten the links. Oh my god. This is up your asshole while you're doing all this. Almost got the fourth ball up the first time

with a very slow insertion to allow for stretching. After a couple months of off and on practice I can get the first four balls inserted. It is quite a stretch and it may be a while before I get all five in. Well, update. Please update us. Four shit straight. Yeah. Oh shit. Garrett, four stars. So big.

Yeah. So big. I've been into prostate play for around seven years. It's got it marked on a calendar, this guy. Six years and 11 months. Everybody's got a butthole diary. Maybe I should keep one. Wow.

I've read the reviews for the first time, but for the first time a toy is too big. I'd say they're about the size of tennis balls maybe a touch smaller. Yeah that's what I mean. I've used 18 inch jellies that doubles that double-sided glass one from A&E I guess Adam and Eve. I'm not a beginner. My butthole can take it. Don't you tell me. My usual ass penetrator. Don't tell me I'm a butthole greenhorn here because I won't have it. This thing is insanely big and I'm going to keep trying but just as an FYI this is something you're going to have to work up to LMAO. Balls are very firm and hard. Good luck. Good lord.

Good luck. Here we go. Four stars. Eye-opener is the person. Large, long, and a bit stiff. He says, quote, a challenge appears. I don't get it. Something for capacity play which will likely fill most players. This is a game. It's about the butthole games. They already exist. The butthole games 2024. The connecting

bits between the balls may seem a little short but it turned out to be quite good in reality. The balls themselves are in my opinion of good size and a better shape than the chains of cones shaped in the chains of cones in that they pass in your inner bits more smoothly. Okay. What the fuck. While not for a beginner, after a bit of warm up, the size of each ball isn't enormous and will reward you with a decent, fuller feeling. Every time you take your next step up the chain, fans of the pop can also get their wishes fulfilled here too.

The pop? I think that is fulfilled here, too. The pop. I think that is yanking it out. Oh my god! Which I would assume your whole butthole would come with you like a fucking, like a dirty sock would come out of your fucking body. Why would you go in slow and out fast? That's, you're gonna, wow, you're gonna rip that thing off, man. Boy oh boy.

That is fucking crazy. Okay, Joshua Four Stars. rip that thing off man boy oh boy that is fucking crazy okay uh joshua four stars giant toy or ornament question mark yeah just hang from the tree you are getting this because you a king queen master at this sort of thing you want it just as a decoration for your playroom definitely won't be able to use it for a while. I only rate it 4 stars because I didn't like the packaging. What the fuck difference does that make? It came in two envelopes and I feel like it should have been in a box. They've married two envelopes together and taped them in the middle.

Too big for the one. Get another. Oh my god. Here we go. Jason 4 stars. If you're going to use this product, widen your Nutella maker a bit before shoving five tennis balls up Maker that's a new one sir Congratulations, you have you have heard a new point a new term for your asshole. We're comedians We've heard a lot of terms for asshole and that one has never come out That's exactly what this fellow looks like. Well, that is great. That's good shit. I'm a novice. I can only shove two Godly free on a good night. I think you're a professional. That's a bad night That sir is a bad night here

Three stars. I did a goof is the yes. You did you ordered this? Three stars, I did a goof as the, yes you did, you honored this. Whoops-a-daisy. Oof. So yeah, I did not think about the measurements properly. This does not fit me at all. Yeah. Doesn't fit anybody.

No. You gotta work up to it. Yes, I would say. Probably good for bigger creatures like horses. What are you doing to horses? Keep all animals away from this person. You're not supposed to do that like horses. What are you doing to horses? Keep all animals away from this person. You're not supposed to do that to horses. Why'd the horse kick you? Well, let me tell you. He doesn't like the pop apparently, that's what it is. He gave me his own pop.

Goes on to say, but not for my ass, that's for sure. I understand why it's master now. You could probably use it as a weapon, LOL. You could absolutely beat somebody with this. But other than that, it's smooth but has a ridge in the middle because of how they mold it. Also, it's not squishy. If it was, I'd probably fit it.

But the case, but in this case no chance. So if you are buying be sure to lube because it's a biggin. Rating it three stars because it's not the toys fault. It's my ass. It's my asses fault. See that's good. You're taking it on the chin for yourself. Taking it right on the asshole. That's good. Here's a good one here. Two stars, not the announced diameter. Well, is it bigger or smaller? I am very disappointed. The announced diameter of the Pearls was 2.65 inches. The measured diameter is only 6.2 millimeters, which is 2.44 inches. Okay. Not big enough balls in my asshole now. You need bigger than two and a half inches?

That is... wow. I don't even know what to say about that. That's fucking crazy. That's so much stretch, man. Okay, here's the nightmare. Samuel One Star will cause injury. Uh-huh. Okay. Shortly after I purchased this, the device broke through my intestine and broke off at

the last ball. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo scars. This destroyed your asshole basically. That is terrifying. Oh boy. Which looks like if I saw this I'd go oh my god it's going to poke through my intestine and I'm going to have to have surgery and wear a bag for months because that's scary. I can't believe that thing fits inside anybody. That's insane. How long is your asshole? What's on the other side of that door? You know what I mean? It's not anything straight. No this isn't let's make a deal I don't want to see what's back there. There's a goat in there. Oh no look at him with the hay and everything or a new car hey hey. But it's bendy inside there those balls don't bend. No they don't they don't look flexible. Two stars last one in terms of fun you won't find a better anal bead than dot dot dot

in terms of fun you won't find a better anal bead than... in terms of fun you won't find a better anal bead than this one if you're a size queen. There doesn't seem to be another product that can rival its size but the material that it's made of burns. My first set was good for about three uses before it started to hurt. I thought I might have left it in the car for too long at a high temperature so I purchased a second one which I was careful to store in a cool place at all times. Drop that one in the freezer. I put that in my root cellar, you know. But this one burnt the first time I used it. Burnt too, not burned. It's a pity. It's a great product if only it worked for me.

Wow. Holy shit. Okay. We've had things blast out of our ass. We've been blasted in our ass. Now let's go somewhere that will do it all over again. Bend us right over with their giant balls. The DMV everybody. Let's go. Oh boy. To the Department of Motor Vehicles. Yes, in Torrance, California. What do you say, everybody? 1785 West 220th Street, Torrance, California, and it's the DMV. You go there when you absolutely have to and no other time. You have to be there.

You have no choice. The only time is we need a new picture for your license. Fuck, I can't do this online. God damn it. It's a service they don't do online. Yep, let's get right into it. Debbie, five stars. Thank you for your help, Janet, at Window 21.

Janet, coming through. Very short wait on Friday around 4 p.m. Stay safe, everyone. Just thanking Janet with then a little, a prayer emoji and a heart emoji. Stay safe. Stay safe. Alex gives five stars.

Just excellent is his first sentence. I've never heard the DMV described as just excellent. No, it's the worst. When you go to the DMV or you hear someone has to go to the DMV, you go, no, you went to the DMV. How was it? The best they can say is, it wasn't as bad as I thought, honestly. It wasn't that bad. Every time I expect they're gonna tell me to do something and then come back.

Every time I'm like I got this paperwork oh that's not the right one. That's it. I need you to go somewhere else and then come back here. Jesus just excellent. That's like they came in, the hors d'oeuvres were wonderful. Yeah champagne Champagne on demand. Very nice art cheeses. Very good. In and out in about 30 minutes. Came late. The line was short. Came late.

Yeah. That's what those balls will do to you. That's why. You betcha. The line was short. Had a complex issue in renewing real ID driver's license. They knew their stuff better than I did. I would fucking hope so.

Is that right? Really. The people that worked there. Yeah. I would fucking hope so. Is that right? Really, the people that work there. All around a positive experience I would never have expected from a DMV. Had to leave a five-star review. Just blown away. Marie, two stars. Okay. It's been very challenging to say the least. What part? Okay. Many errors on their part caused my daughter's driver's license process to take almost a year to complete. Wow.

I don't know why you could fuck that up so bad. We were there today and stood in line with an appointment for over 30 minutes. See how people are different. That guy goes in and out in about 30 minutes. She goes, had to stand on line for 30 minutes. Different thing. With not one person at the three desks in front of us for the driver's test appointments. It appeared, a lot of quotes she uses by the way,

driver's test is in quotes and appeared is in quotes, as though they all went on lunch and there was nobody to help until lunchtime was over. Yeah that's what people do sometimes. Yeah I've seen that. We had an 11 p.m. appointment and did not leave until 1 30. Kudos. The gentleman who did the actual behind the wheel test with my daughter was amazing. You had to do a behind the wheel test and you're shocked it takes two and a half fucking hours? It took two hours to get a road test done. What do you want?

It probably should have taken longer to make sure that she can handle this shit. You pull up and they get right in the car and go and ten minutes later you leave? No, it's not how it's supposed to be. It took two hours for them to decide whether or not your daughter is capable of driving with all of us? Good! I hope it takes longer. I hope it's worse for you, you asshole.

It should take all day. Fuck, yeah, take that. One star. Some of the most unprofessional people I've ever encountered Had to wait in multiple lines with very short rude people sure, they mean short in stature or they're short in personality like Angry little people especially Janet Oh Janet Janet again. I thought you were doing great Janet what happened? Jesus they read the Mac do redirected me so many times for no reason.

Wasting time, lollygagging as I wait, lollygagging you're going to go into. Lollygagging. I haven't heard the word lollygagging since I watched Bull Durham years ago and he's like, lollygagging here, lollygagging, that's the last time I've seen that. As I wait. I'm one of the last people here and I arrived at 3.30. Frustrating is an understatement. I feel like they said that through gritted teeth.

Frustrating. That is an experience at the DMV every time. I've lived in multiple states. Never have I ever had this terrible of an experience over and over. I wasn't going to post this, but this is my fourth visit with very much misguidance with little much misguidance I don't know what little much misguidance how fuck does that mean you should learn how to talk before you complain now I have to visit for a fifth time as if I'm the delinquent making me look bad no one has

time to be at the DMV once a week ridiculous and there's a picture of Janet back there There she is in the back. Yeah, bitch. There she is. Take that Next up Khalid gives one star my experience at the Torrance DMV was extremely frustrating frustrating seems to be it's like Aggressive with the Asian restaurant, you know, I mean it's frustrating That's it. Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, is it have you been frustrated? Okay, good. All right, come on up to the window. They're not happy until you're not happy.

Yeah, they're not happy either. It all began with the incredibly rude lady security guard who showed no willingness to guide or assist visitors. That's on her job, probably. She says, are you going to behave yourself in here? Okay, you may go. Don't, no, don't care. Just here to throw you out in case it comes up.

Go pick a number. That's it. After seeking information from fellow cures, people on the line with him, I finally stood in line under the scorching sun, eagerly to await my turn. What is this, a fucking outdoor DMV? What is happening? Oh my god.

In the desert? Every DMV I've ever been to has a building what you go into. Usually. When my turn came, he loudly exclaimed, next! With five fucking Ts. I assumed it was finally my moment. To my dismay, the DMV employee was shockingly arrogant. It's my time to shine. My time. Here we go, baby. Shockingly arrogant, instead of clarifying that he was calling the lady from the adjacent line, he simply glared at me and shook his head sarcastically. Not today, sweetheart. Not happening.

Sit down. That kind of attitude is unacceptable. I expected better service from a government agency. Really? Why? You expected better service from the government agency. What? Really? Why? You expected better service from the DMV. That's not all the deal. What made you- You expected a government entity to fucking work properly?

What, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. The DMV. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, up, they do that pretty well. Well, they'll figure that out, yeah. That's a government entity. That's, you know, you can't say you hate government stuff when you love the army and stuff like that. I'm just saying people are like, DMV? That's never going to run properly. It's a, it's not, it's not, it's too hacky to even be a punchline.

Yeah, it's built. It's like the- It's built for purpose. You go, fuck, I can't say DMV. That's fucking hacky. And you have to think of something else Yeah, it's the worst That is hilarious it's Then she says it's disheartening disheartening

Really? That's that's disheartening The Sarah McLaughlin song commercial with the puppies. That's disheartening. This is not disheartening The Sarah McLaughlin song commercial with the puppies. That's disheartening. This is not disheartening. And do you see license to drive in 1987? What the fuck is wrong with you? It's meant to be a piece of shit all day. It's just horrible that individuals

with such a lack of professionalism are representing the DMV. You expect better from the DMV. Wow. This person, though, has great expectations for everything. What's the, what's the, what next does Hartenzoo, the IRS maybe? Yeah. I expected them to be, I didn't think HIV would be such a drag. I thought I'd be, thought that'd be much better, but it's not.

Childhood cancer. I'm really annoyed by this. Fucking leukemia. I mean, they figure, you know, you get a good leukemia going, it'll be nice, but god damn it, no, kids just dying. Holy shit. That is fucking hilarious. And I can't help but wonder why the government employs staff members with such poor customer service skills. They get the people that care.

Whoever. Who the fuck is, when did you ever go to career day and be like? I'm gonna work at the fucking DMV DMV Unbelievable even the dollar store a place known for its affordability would likely demand better treatment of its customers That's also for profit at the same time also. They're trying to make a profit this place. You have to come here That's it. No choice. No choice but to come here. Oh, don't go to the other DMV, no, that'll hurt my feelings. My visit to the Torrance DMV was an ordeal that left me thoroughly disappointed.

That is on you, I'm sorry. Yeah. Jane, one star, this place is simply horrible. Simply the worst. You have this lady outside yelling at people while they're in line as if they were criminals just about to get into jail. LOL and then in parentheses not funny. Then why the fuck did you LOL? You could have just done a period and saved us all the fucking aggravation. Are they handing you new bedrolls as you walk in?

And a toothbrush. That's how they do it. Here you go. It's gonna be a while. It's pathetic. I currently have a disability and after having several surgeries on my leg, it's quite hard for me to stand even for a few minutes. You would think that a government agency would be a little more understanding. Why would you think that? What in the history of this or any other country would make you think that a government agency is going to be running smoothly and efficiently and one has concern and

as concerned what you think but no she got mad as I tried to explain was this oh she got mad as I tried to explain I really needed to sit down while at the counter to complete a transaction another angry person while she still tries to complete complete transaction, another angry person, while she still tries to complete my request, another employee comes behind her and started to move her chair back and forth in order to disrupt whatever she was doing on purpose. You know, playing around. Hey girl, what's up? You should move them back and forth.

Trying to make you smile because we work at the DMV. That's it. Then she says, look, we get it. By looking at you, I can imagine it must be very difficult to be you. Whoa. Whoa. Jesus. Personal attacks.

Man, but don't throw your anger, self resentment or blame on the customers who need DMV services. They were having fun for half a second. That was probably three seconds worth of chair moving. Wow. If you can't deal with the customers, then that's not the job for you. Well actually that's the perfect job for you if you're not good at customer service. That's the best one. Perfect one.

Find something you take pride in and are happy with. Treat people with the same respect you wish to be treated. Do not discriminate me for my disability or the color of my skin. I accept who I am. Now it's your turn to do the same so you can rest on your pillow every day thinking you did your best to help customers." It's the DMV. Did you get your fucking plates?

Okay, then shut up and go home. Sadly, I see I'm not the only one complaining about mistreatment. It's time for a change. Is it? You know what? We don't. The thing is you get all worked up about it You know what, we don't, it's, the thing is you get all worked up about it but then you realize, oh I only have to go here like once every three years so who, fuck it. Rarely here. That's why. If we had to go there like

four times a year, yeah, people would be up in arms. Next up, one star, bad service. I'm sure. Yep, I waited outside because the people at the desk were rude with my family While I waited outside or while outside I witnessed draw DMV driving tester fail person after person for not looking over their shoulder Yeah, yeah, it's part of what you're supposed to do You want to give them a license and then have them out there on the road with you you fucking lunatic not looking over their shoulder And not fucking changing lanes to you. Yeah. Reigning into other cars. Jesus I think it's highly particular that so many people were complaining about the

same DMV tester failing them for the same reason seems arbitrary to fail someone for not breaking the law and breaking is spelled like you're depressing the break. Beware of dude who thinks he is an Israelite. Huh? Where the fuck did we go from there? He wears a necklace with his belief symbol. He isn't Jewish nor Rasta, just a grumpy dude that will probably fail you. What the fuck are you talking about? What are you talking about? Have you ever looked at a human being and said, is that guy Jewish or Rasta? Has that ever once happened in the history of the world? You can't tell? Are they playing guess who?

Is a Jewish or Rasta? Jewish? No. Wow. That'd be the easiest game ever. Talk about a lightning round. Jewish, Rasta, Rasta, Rasta, Jewish, Jewish, Rasta, Rasta, Jewish. It's like an instant your brain would fire on it.

Not a Rasta Jewish. There we go. Joseph one star, ADA law in violation civil rights discrimination against handicap, mental, physical race, elderly abused, it's just read your motor vehicle, take cash handout, got caught. That's how I know discrimination is involved. Oh, that's the whole review. Somebody wrote that. That's not the key words on Amazon.

No punctuation. This is like hashtags on someone's terrible Instagram posts. Too many hashtags. This is that's how I know. someone's terrible Instagram posts. Too many hashtags. This is- That's how I know. That's how I know. It's just red, your motor vehicle, take cash, hand out, got caught. That's how I know discrimination's involved.

Wow. Holy shit. That was exhausting. Okay. Alina, one star. This was the worst experience. Good. Okay.

Good. Okay, good. Good. The gentleman at the front sorting the lines started yelling at me and saying shit at various times. I'm tired of this shit. Saying the word shit or just saying shit? Saying shit and the word shit because it's in quotes. Even though I had an online appointment because I was not fast enough to mouth, not fast enough, I was not fast enough mouth to show not fast enough, I was not fast enough mouth

to show my text confirmation from me DMV. I have no idea what that means. He immediately started yelling at me, embarrassing me in front of everyone, the DMV people, who cares? Do you look around and go, oh, these are all people I want to impress, the other people sitting at the DMV, you give a shit?

And if somebody at the DMV tells you, you don't know how to use the DMV, look around and be like none of us do, right? None of us do. We're here every three years. This is all dumb, right? You're making us do this. Holy shit.

Rude, disrespectful, and flat-out bullying. As normal people would come to these appointments and we are bullied and intimidated, no wonder DMV has the worst reputation Employees are rude and entitled as if they're doing us a favor. It's their job and they need to be polite managers need to train the staff Train that staff That's what you do you can change the system from within from within That's what you fucking do babe. Now

you got it. Kayla one star. Most untrustworthy people working here. Do not let them surrender your plates for you. They stole my plates all caps. Stole them. They're on their car now. They put them on their own car, drove away. Stole them. You gave them to them. I mean, you gave them. It's been seven months. Not only am I getting notices from the previous state that they are going to suspend my registration and license, they are saying they don't even have the paper title after I just called in a few days ago and confirmed it. I'm from California and I've been through it with the DMV, but this is by far the worst I've been misguided lied to and stolen from at this location Sounds like she walked in and was like why is it so dark in here and then got hit in the top of the head with

A blackjack and had her pockets fucking turned inside out Wow not being able to refinance has cost me so much in the eight months. It's just a nightmare. She has a no registration. Okay, here we go. Last couple here. Nicole, one star. Second time I went to this location and the two men who were doing the behind the wheel

test today were very unprofessional. One called himself King Fail. I fail everybody. Is he a Rasta or Jewish? That's the question. Climb in with King Vale. Climb in with King Vale. He's got a big, it's big fucking decal on the back of his window and one, the other one clearly didn't want to be at work. It was a very frustrating experience. Imagine if your job was to drive with a bunch of people who don't know how to drive. Right. I would be so on edge all the time. Jimmy one star,

utter clowns, utter clowns. They stole my application fee and wouldn't refund me after I didn't pass my test. Yeah that's how it works. It's not just if you pass you pay it no matter what. Jimmy boy, come on. Jimmy, oh my god, I didn't pass my test they said I had to come back and pay again. Cannot believe as a society we accepted that we had to jump through hoops for the ability to drive a car. George Washington is rolling over in his grave

on this tyranny and theft by the government that doesn't represent the common man anymore! Add it, cunt, Add it, Cun! What's a car? What's a car? What's that now? How fast do they go? Oh shit, we should make sure that people know how to do that before we let them do it, because

that would be dangerous otherwise. You shouldn't just be able to jump in that and do it. Sounds like if you hit my horse with that, you'd really kill us both probably explode my horse. You need to really Do that? Okay, one of the last ones here one star Richard so old dickie here Richard was definitely flirting with me when I was taking my test yesterday when I was taking my test yesterday. Awesome. Dull dickie boys flirting.

When I rejected to flirt back, he was nasty and started yelling at me, bitch I'm being friendly what the fuck? That's scary. I said is the shame you got to sit on it. Sit down. Wow. That's terrifying in a car with a stranger. First question asked me where I was from.

How about that's none of your business. Put your disgusting workers together. I'm going to report the city. Don't test here, especially young women. Richard must be a monster or something. Richard asked where you're from. Where you're from. He might just be trying to make conversation.

Did he lick his lips while he said it? Where are you from, girl? Do you do one of those? That would be creepy. That would be super creepy. Was there a wink involved? Was his cock out? Was he a Rasta or Jewish?

Do we know any of these things? We know nothing about this guy. Do they build them like you wherever you're from? Where's that? I want to go. Jesus Christ and then finally here one star from Jose Lito Yeah person behind the counter was unprofessional and no help and he was laughing at my whole situation the entire time

Whatever it was it was hilarious Laughing at my situation is fucking funny. Did he try to fuck you though? I can't try. He's like, how many did you get? Holy shit. You fucking dummy. You can't have a license, Joselito. You should learn how to get a ride anyway probably.

I'm going to go ahead and say no to the license there. Show you how to get your license here first download uber. There you go now you're getting it so there you go. We've gotten ourselves sick cleansed it out shoved giant tennis balls up our newly cleansed assholes and then since they were good and wide and, we took it to the DMV so they could go ahead and plow the already stretched out hole. Well, they laugh at this situation. So Richard could try to fucking get in there for us.

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