Your Stupid Opinions - Fights, Trimmers & Burgers Gone Wrong

Episode Date: September 18, 2023

Join comedians James Pietragallo and Jimmie Whisman with their new podcast as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! This week, we tackle the service at a Wendy's, a very intimate hair trimmer, why you should be ready to fight, if you bring your kids to a place called "Jump A Roos", and much more!!Subscribe and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!!Hosted by James Pietragallo & Jimmie WhismanSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to your stupid opinions ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Hello everybody and welcome to the new podcast, Your Stupid Opinions. Here we are. Here we are. Hello, my name is James Petrigallo. I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wissman. Thank you folks so much for giving us a chance today and we have quite the crazy show filled with people's very, very stupid opinions. Because what we figured is the internet is all reviews.

It is. It's all opinions and none of, they're all stupid. Everyone's opinions are stupid. We don't know what's going on anywhere behind the scenes with anything. So these reviews are way more about the people leaving the review than it is about the thing they're reviewing. And that's what's fun about it. So let's go ahead and dive right in here with something, a basic thing. You know, nothing too crazy.

A Wendy's. A Wendy's fast food hamburger restaurant. Simple. You know what to expect. You know what you're getting. Sometimes it's going to be better than others. It's a Wendy's. You know what I mean?

Square burger, sometimes warm, sometimes warm to hot fries generally. Square burger, round bun, and we'll see what happens. Lots of mayo. Here we go. Lots of mayo. This is a Wendy's in Lebanon, Ohio. So as middle of the road as you can get here. That's why we're starting with very, very basic.

By the way, I love how the Wendy's is described on Google. Because, I don't know, you have to describe your restaurant. You can't just go, we're Wendy's. You know what we have on your description so there you can but that would be more logical but instead uh wendy's on google says quote fast food burger chain serving sides such as chili and baked potatoes interesting way to describe a wendy's is that how you describe a wendy's i would never land there never never at all serving sides such as chili and baked potatoes that's very funny to me it's great that they do reference them and mention them because i'll tell you what their baked potatoes are vastly underrated

they are very good and there's some people that agree with you here let's start out great let's start out with a five star because you know, it's not all one stars. That's the thing. We're going to give a variety here. Here is a five star. This is Scott O'Brien leaving a five star review. Leaves his whole name on there. It's from a month ago.

Very recent. Oh, he was just there. Arguably the, by the way, not the, the best Wendy's in a 20 mile radius. How many Wendy many are there how many wendy's could be in a 20 mile radius possibly honestly i'm trying to think about my house there's probably a i think there's i think there's two maybe within 20 miles because they're competing with each other north of you is desert it would have to be south of you. Yeah, yeah.

That makes no sense. There's one within like five miles of my house, and then the other one is about 20 miles away. That's what I mean. With this guy, he is going all around this radius, just hitting all the Wendy's. There's a shitload of them in Lebanon. So many. Food is always hot and fresh. Fresh, by the way, all capital letters for some reason. Oh. Always hot and fresh fresh by the way all capital letters for some reason oh always hot and fresh and the service for being a younger staff is extraordinary

was he in a focus group right how many times has he walked into an elderly laden wendy just all old people it's very strange you go in there it's just a lot of people in their golden years mostly young people is it sir is extra plus do you notice that sort of shit in a fast food restaurant like does this i can just see this guy in the corner with a notebook just taking notes going that one there on the fries. Just pretty quick. Dave's double going, little old for my taste. Little old. To top it off, they are extremely prompt, honest. Honest?

What opportunity would a fast food worker have to lie to you? Well, your menu said it was $7.99. Yeah, but we go with $9.99 around it. How would they lie to you? I don't know. Sir, this is actually a Dairy Queen. What lie could they tell to you? We serve blizzards instead.

And timely with your order. Can I get a Dave's Double? We don't serve that. Your menu says it does. Would you like an Oreo blizzard? Yeah. This is a DQ. This makes no sense. honest that's what i need in my fast

food workers honesty that's what i always say they're lying out of their ass the entire time man i hope there's a review that says these lying bastards over here at wendy's i'm not dealing with them anymore they're just liars and they never tell the truth to me. They're always timely with your order. It is the perfect example of how all, capital letters, all restaurants should be. Not only fast food, restaurants.

Children running them. Yes. Honest children running them. I need an honest child at my roots, Chris. Mastro's, fucking Nobu. It doesn't matter. I want honest children running it. That's it.

Nobody else. Good job, Lebanon Wendy's. Four exclamation points. How good could your burger have been that would get you this excited about it? That is unbelievable. He gave the food a five the service of five in the atmosphere of four the atmosphere it's a wendy's was there some phil collins on the music system nobody was being stabbed in the dining room good that's no you didn't walk into the

bathroom and watch a guy cleaning his needle in the toilet great and great atmosphere guys Great atmosphere, guys. Wow. This is amazing. How can he be so excited? He's so jacked, Scott. He's just into this, man. What has Scott been through? Man, and he's got 117 reviews under his belt. I'd love to see what those are. How do you piss Scott off if a Wendy's can make him this excited?

I can't imagine what a decent place would do. So next up under this Wendy's in Lebanon, they talk about the manager here, Michelle. Michelle is apparently the manager. And some people love Michelle, as we'll find in this review. And then there's other people that have a different opinion on Michelle. Michelle is a divisive figure, apparently, over at the Wendy's. She is 15. That's the thing.

As I say, Michelle, the problem is sometimes she's doing her homework. So she has, you know, she gets distracted because her biology homework is due tomorrow. So here is about Michelle. Five stars from LW. Great place! Exclamation point. Clean and hospitable. Exclamation point. Clean and hospitable. Yeah.

Exclamation point. Okay. The food is always fresh and served quickly. Well, it's fast food, so you're really... I mean, that's what it is. The rain was wet. Well, good. That's what it's supposed to be.

The server at our table, it's a fucking Wendy's. It's a Wendy's. It's going to be fast. They threw a trade out and went, order 71, and then you walked up and picked it up. That's it. By the way, in future episodes, I will sound better. I am sick as hell today, recovering from a terrible- Sick as a dog, man.

For a week here, so I apologize for my voice here. So anyway, Manager Michelle is amazing! Exclamation point. Big fan. What did she do? They made hamburgers. She didn't even make them. Wow.

Always so nice and helpful. Willing to go an extra mile for customers. What mile is there to go? It's a fucking Wendy's, people. What are we talking about? Did she literally walk your food a mile to get it to you? I mean, God. Yeah, that's what I mean.

Come out, feed your children. Did she spoon it into your baby's mouth? She keeps Lebanon Wendy's running very smoothly and efficiently, trains her staff well. They are all very nice, too. Okay. I ordered 100 baked potatoes for a graduation party. You did what?

100 baked potatoes. Bake 100 potatoes. What are you doing? How long does that take? And how long does that take? How expensive is that? Hundreds of dollars for like $8 worth of potatoes? It's probably, yeah.

Well, I don't know. I don't know how much they are anymore. I think they're $3.99. They're like three something, I think. You got $400 worth of potatoes? That's what I mean. That's a lot of potatoes. Like 400.

I don't know if they gave them a deal. They were ready on time, hot and delicious, all packed and ready for me to pick up with condiments. Well, good. They didn't just dump a bucket full of them into your trunk. That's helpful. Hot potatoes in your lap? Yeah, here you go. They're in the trunk.

Don't worry about it. They're just scooping them in with a shovel. I really appreciated that the restaurant was willing to fulfill my unusual order at a short notice gave me a very good discount and the quality was great thank you michelle and wendy staff yeah they love it there a hundred baked potato i can't write my head on that why would you just order that only for a graduation party what's the food here potatoes wendy's potatoes anything just potatoes that's it just tons of potatoes michelle at wendy's made you all bake potatoes enjoy i i really hope they had other food that they picked they better have places

because this person didn't mention anything about a big bacon classic. Nothing. Nothing. Not a damn thing. A junior bacon cheeseburger. Nothing. Nothing. Now, other people aren't too fond of Michelle, though. That's the thing. Michelle, divisive figure. That person couldn't be better.

Dawn Taylor has a different opinion of Michelle. One star she gives. Give me a break here. Like I said, unless you go to the drive-thru, they open the drive-thru window and punch you in the face and then throw an unwrapped burger into your car, you got what you paid for. It's a fucking Wendy's. Relax. And then start hocking a hundred hot potatoes. Yeah.

Filling the bed of your pickup truck with baked potatoes and you're like, I didn't order any of these. Take them. Get lost. Get out of these. You're getting them. Get lost. Get out of here. Oh God. Okay. What does Dawn have to say? The female manager,

Michelle is very rude. Why do we got to go with female? I mean, rude. Cause she's Michelle. That's the one. It took us, it took a second for my coupon to load at the payment window.

And before I had a chance to pull up the second window, she was holding my food out of the window and waving it around. Your food's ready. I got it for you. Did she say, hey, bitch, get over here and get your food? If not, I don't know. How are you coupon using cheap bitch? Wendy's, come get your cheap fucking food. on yeah your baked potatoes even cheaper now come on let's go what are we talking about here she was ready it's a drive-through that's a quick thing it's fast

food move up and get your shit the fuck out of the way stop with stop dicking around on your phone and she handed it to me and slammed the window shut. Is it possible to slam those windows shut? You just pull the thing and it closes. It closes on its own. I don't even know if you can slam it shut. I stayed there and looked at her. Oh.

For what? You got your food? It's a Wendy's. Move on. What kind of transaction do you want from a Wendy's? Transaction complete. That's it. I gave you money. You gave's? Transaction complete. That's it. I gave you money.

You gave me a bag of food. I drive away. Gas is on the right, lady. Move it. That's it. Put your foot down. Holy shit. I stayed there and looked at her until she opened the window back up so I could ask for ketchup.

And she handed me two packets. When I asked her for a few more because I ordered a large fry and nuggets, she got an attitude. Oh, my God. Sounds like Michelle was busy. If you've worked fast food, it's like, you know. She probably had some shit going on. I wish, as the car behind her, they could review the person in front of them. This lady took forever.

She couldn't. There was probably ketchup in the bag. She couldn't work her fucking coupon. Her coupon wasn't working, taking time to load. And I agree. If I asked for ketchup, give me a bunch of ketchup.

Give me the requisite amount for what I ordered. It's not coming out of your paycheck. Just throw it in the fucking bag. I got a big bag of food. I'm going to need more than three ketchup packets probably. Hook it up.

I get that. I'm probably going to throw a few away. Who gives a shit? That's on me. That's on me. That's all included in the price of the food. It's over. Right.

You pay $4 for a baked potato because someone might throw their ketchup away. That's what it is. Ten pounds of potatoes is $2. That's why. You know what I mean? That's why you pay extra. Right. It's life.

It's life. So every time I go there, it's always a manager who has an attitude. It is so sad that the regular employees are nicer and have better customer service than the managers. I'm sorry. This isn't their forever job. They don't give a fuck about this. They don't care. They're angry.

Plus, do you have teenagers people out there unless you have teenagers i have a teenager and i have another one that was a teenager i got fucking two of them it's a nightmare when you have teenagers if your job is to oversee a crew of teenagers that are trying to run a business you can't get them to do shit never mind run a business smoothly you'd be frustrated, too. You'd be like, take your ketchup and get the hell out of here, Don. You bitch, get away from me with your coupon. You'd be angry, too.

I try to put two of them to bed, and that doesn't work. So I don't know how getting them to organize and create burgers and food that are edible for the public. Cooked enough to not poison people, like to take money and give correct change and things like that. You're asking a lot of these people. Murder society. This would be crazy.

Wow, she's had a bad experience with the managers. Two in particular that I've had bad experiences with. Yeah. Yosh, and I think her name is michelle if i'm not mistaken you know it is she has short dark hair oh jesus let's give a physical michelle you're doing great i don't know probably i'm on your you're making a hundred baked potatoes michelle you're figuring it out you're figuring it out and you're earning your paycheck. Jesus Christ. Here's another one here.

Sean Lewis, one star again. I enjoy paying for a potato with extra cheese that is absolutely soggy and old. He's being sarcastic now. This guy's being sarcastic. Nobody uses punctuation. These are all angry speak-to-text as they're driving away from the drive-thru. That's every one of these fucking people because no one has any capitalization, punctuation these are all angry speak to text as they're driving away from the drive-thru that's every one of these fucking people because no one has any capitalization punctuation nothing yeah

spur of the moment fuck that place i got something to say they pull away i enjoy paying for a baked potato with extra cheese that is absolutely soggy that's as they're and no x and old soggy and old old too yeah no extra cheese on there yet you don't mind taking my money and not giving me what i paid for it was 30 cents my bacon was limited yeah limited have you ever heard that description for not enough bacon on my side is that like a ford pickup truck limited like it's ltd it's a little it's a little special it's this is a junior bacon cheeseburger ltd there you go it's i think you'll enjoy it wow and burned fries old and cold okay burned fries you're winning i'm winning winning. Yeah, I want that.

That sucks. They're awful. Keeping the standards high here. Again, starting with sarcasm, ending with sarcasm. Wrap it all up with the same. Wrap it up, wrap it up here. Holy shit. And then we'll give a final one.

We'll give Kevin a chance to give a review here. Kevin here, one star. He's got some beefs and some gripes here. Kevin's been here before. He is really upset. Quote, so I pulled a fly out of my burger. That's a good start. That's a complaint. Now you're complaining

about something. This is an unauthorized protein that I didn't ask for. Yep. Half a smushed dead fly you're complaining about something this is an unauthorized protein that i didn't ask for um yep half a smushed dead fly smashed between the cheese and the meat who investigates under their cheese too by the how do you get under there between the cheese and the meat how do you get under there how do you i don't know that that was i don't know i think that that thing was just sitting on the burger when they threw the cheese on man i. I don't think it was smushed. I don't know. Yeah.

That's an accident. Not to mention the so-called quote unquote manager basically refused to give me more than six packs of ketchup after ordering five large meals. Michelle, now you're. That's a legit beef. Now you're being chief. Yeah. So far, fly and less ketchup than you deserve are legit beefs. Okay.

We struggled to get him to him. So this isn't Michelle to give us 10 packets total. LOL. Yeah. You would have thought he bought the sauce. Coming out of his own fucking pocket. He was taking them out. All right, fine.

You're coming out of my own personal supply now. Okay. Fine. I love that he called ketchup sauce sauce yeah was only stopping by while out of town will never be coming back here okay it's well yeah because they don't care you're not from there anyway then it says this happened on 9 29 2018 at around 11 30 p.m. Oh, so probably right after the writers are closing. Yeah, that'll happen sometimes. So that's not good.

Now, somebody here. This isn't really about about the restaurant so much as the food here. But they say, well, this is Val Burns, which is an appropriate name for the person giving this review. One star. You can see the electrical box hanging. Burns, and there's electrical problems. Is that right? Informed the manager she said it was fine. Not sure how

OSHA would feel about exposed wiring or possible eye jury to a patient, to a patron. I think they mean injury, but eye jury is even better. It's probably a phone box. It's probably not even electric. It's probably something else, and she's just a dum-dum. And then this one's my favorite.

Last one for Wendy's here. This one is from Jennifer Jones. She gives three stars, which I think is generous with her complaint here. Quote, female inside cashier with red hair appeared under the influence of something. That's not good. Three stars still. She's like, I mean mean didn't ruin my experience but could not remember more than one item at a time laughed about messing up my order and had to have

help to make it right yeah she took her lunch break a little too seriously that's all it's fine and then she came in giggling i gave her chicken not not a burger. Whoops. What'd she want? She gave her total Cheech and Chong action. She's like, I don't know, man. Smoke's still rising off of her. Fries are potatoes, so you get a baked potato. Enjoy. I don't know, man.

I had a couple of your fries. They were pretty good. I thought they were delicious, man. I was hungry. I had to take a couple off. You've still got a lot of them in there, bro. Don't get all crazy about it now. I think that was a good choice going with the pretzel bun because that tastes amazing.

Holy shit. That is fucking awesome. Unreal. Let's get away from Wendy's. Okay. On to something completely different. You couldn't get any more different. Let's talk about a pube trimmer.

What? A pubic hair trimmer. The Gillette Intimate Men's Manscaped Pubic Hair Trimmer. Skin-first ball trimmer for men. Waterproof. Skin-first is one word, by the way. Yeah. Cordless for wet-dry use if you have to have wet balls while you do it. You can jump this thing in the shower with you.

Oh, no problem. Wet dry use if you have to have wet balls while you do it. You can jump this thing in the shower with you. Oh, no problem. Electric shaver for men. Lifetime sharp blades. Manscaping body groomer. Let's find that. It's about $64.99 on Amazon.

Oh, my God. And it has a lot of good reviews. It's 4.5 stars, so people like it. Here's one from a guy named, wow, Miguel Sierra. Okay. This is a very personal item. Boy, oh, boy. a guy named wow miguel sierra okay this is a very personal item so boy these people are this isn't just like a lot of men a lot of men and uh admitting on the internet to having uh shorn scrotum yes yes which i mean people the ladies tend to like your balls trimmed up a little bit

but these are men that are going to tell you the intimate details of it. A little too much. That's what I mean. This is way more personal than just a fly in the burger or less ketchup packets than you want. This is personal. This is your balls here. So, okay. Here's Miguel. Five stars and very, very simple one sentence. I like how soft this item feels when wearing it.

What the fuck does that mean where are you putting that mcgill it is a pubic hair trimmer how do you wear that it's a it's like a razor thing like you hold like a shade but it's got a handle right yeah does he wearing it in himself is he turning it on putting it in there yeah i don't understand it um here's a guy named sandeep let's see what he has to say four stars easy to use yeah that's good yeah it's just one button i looked at the thing however shave was not as close as i expected for wrinkled skin ball skin ball skin he just described yeah hard to shave ball skin very difficult the hair in the wrinkles stayed weird it's just that's weird i couldn't

it's just in those valleys i couldn't quite get down wrinkled skin wrinkled skin not as close as i expected for that for wrinkled yeah i got old i got old balls listen did you pull it tight if not i don't know what to tell you sand deep it takes two hands but it's you gotta pull it takes three really if you want to do it properly ladies that's one thing i don't know if you get i know you guys have to do way more grooming and shaving and all sorts of stuff so whatever but to shave balls if you see if your guy has nicely shaved balls and you enjoy that you don't want hairy balls on there he worked for that he really did he pulled it flat and get a shit and a piece got in there he's got at least four or five nicks and cuts on there no

matter what he's shaving it with yeah he put a he put a leg on the sink did his duty got in the shower and then dealt with the sting of soap yeah Yeah, it's like, ah, Jesus. For you. Tons of ball things. So here is another guy here. This is no name. They left themselves anonymous here. Just in case.

Three stars. And I don't know what the hell they thought they were ordering, but their review is, quote, It needs to be known that it is a pubic hair trimmer. The name of the product. Once again, Gillette intimate men's manscape pubic hair trimmer is the name of the product. The first line,

it's in capital bold letters. You can't miss it. This person known you guys, I bought this to shave my cat. No good. In case you bought this to stir your soup or anything like that, it's not what it's for. In case you got this. I just served my kids pizza with it.

I was going to say, in case you got this as a fun toy for your kids, they won't be into it. Yeah. What the fuck uh this guy i'm worried about here okay say ye is his name three stars nice little trimmer uh yeah that's the title of his of his review nice little trimmer here we go and then he goes on to say loving this trimmer okay my girl likes it to be bare down there okay all right well we get it you bought a pubic hair trimmer we understand that's probably why you don't care it's preferred uh this little buddy removes it down there this little buddy my little guy this is hilarious behind and the sides, making us feel like a baby. Oh, yeah. Don't mention babies when you're talking about your dick, man.

Ever. I am confused about this person a lot. And he's going back behind the balls and everything. He's having regular sex, this guy. Yeah. Someone is having regular sex with a guy who says, this little buddy removes it down there, brah. Someone is regularly having consensual sex with this man. Dragging her tongue around this area.

He doesn't sound like a consensual type of guy, but you never know. Next up is Billy. Billy, one star. He hates it. And I'm going to say of all the complaints that we've heard so far today, his might be the most legitimate of all of them here. I'd be upset too. Quote, came with used hairs all throughout the packaging. Grossed.

What? Waste of time to return it. Just threw that in the trash and walked away. Waste of time to return it. Just threw that in the trash and walked away. The title of his review is came with someone's pubes, which I didn't want to give that away, but that's the title of the review, which again, totally legitimate. If I'm him, I frame that person for murder.

Yeah, really. You do not want your pubes out there in the public. find a crime scene who do i hate oh good i'm gonna get that person whoever used this ball trimmer before whoever returns a ball trimmer post ball trimming you're gross and then who the hell resells it? Right. Once it's touched somebody's balls, that thing goes in the garbage. It's useless. You can't return a dildo. No. Go buy a dildo right now. Go back the next day, one of the packages, and try to return it. They'll go, no.

No. Push it across the counter and say, still didn't come. Yeah. Didn't work for me. See if they give two fucks. Nope go that's your dildo sir that's yours my friend so this seems to be a problem that happens a couple of times here is mr o is the name of this person one star their title is unsanitary. Yeah. Okay. I opened this pubic hair trimmer. For some reason, he put pubic in parentheses. I don't know why.

Hair trimmer, and it came used, all capital letters. That's a reason for all capital letters. I'm so thankful I inspected the product before using. I am done with this product and the Gillette brand after this. I hope they're not wanting to sponsor anything here. Words can't describe how disgusted I was. Yeah.

I don't blame you. If you're reselling that, you don't just take it apart and make sure that all hair is removed from it before you... I want to smell fresh plastic out of the box. Yeah. If it's got someone else's balls on it, I'm going to know that quick.

I better have to cut a seal. This is crazy. Yeah, that would be great. I would like to cut a seal and have it make a noise like air escaping. When you open it, that means your seal is broken. I really want something like that. For sure, this has never touched a ball bag before.

Seal it like evidence is how I like it. Or like you have to put a seal and sign it with a date to say who touched it last red tape this is from uh tay petrick it's one star and here we go and there's a picture of this guy on here which is hilarious he's an older guy heavy set uh the few hairs he has left are all disheveled. It's pretty funny. Okay, here we go. Cut myself bad at my penis. Penis with an E. The less common penis spelling, penise, with an E there.

P-N-I-S-E. Penise. She said what I did. She said what did I pay for it? What did I pay for it? I told her what I paid for it. She said she will refund money in credit card, debit card in full for $67. Okay. I don't think English is Tay's first language.

And if it is, I can already tell you why he cut his penis. To say that again, while your penis is bleeding, your English skills kind of go out the window also. Your grammar can suffer. You have other worries at this point besides thinking back to the 10th grade and what tense this is. So many more concerns. Threw it away, and I did. Okay? Good.

Call me if you need me. She did not want it back at all she asked where i bought it i assume he means where did not want it back said i will get a full refund on debit card in seven days in the mail you already said that i just talked to her it went out on the 31st she said they can't just came out and i always buy gillette products spelled gillette wrong by the way i love the the five gillette razor with the battery never got cut and i shave my whole body with it without any shaving cream oh my god he just dry shaves he dry shaves his entire body with a g Gillette razor and somehow cuts his penis with a fucking, with a trimmer with a guard on it. What is wrong with this person?

That's a psychopath. Someone who dry shaves their whole body. Not even in the shower. He's just standing in the middle of his bathroom, just staring in the mirror. Just long strokes down his chest. It's all red. Holding it out the window as he drives to clean the blades. This is what you deserve.

Try shaving. Try shaves on the back. Oh, my God. So, I mean, what? Wow. He's a lunatic. I don't want to know any more about that man's body. Let's just say that.

I'm moving on. I do want to be on the phone call when he called to get the return going. I cut my penis. No, just throw it in the trash. Yeah, it's got blood all over it. Do you want it back? No. I have penis blood all over this thing.

What address do I send it to? Oh, you know what? Go ahead and just throw that out. We're okay. Give me a P.O. box. Come on. Come on. Hold on. Let me wipe some more. I got out. We're okay. Give me the P.O. box. Come on. Come on. Hold on.

Let me wipe some more. I got more. It's bleeding pretty good. Yeah, go ahead and throw that one away. You can't refurbish it? So let's move on here. Okay, so. Please.

We're full up. We've eaten at Wendy's. Michelle has either served us well or been a surly bitch, one of the two. We don't know which one. Been a horrible person. Yeah, I got a vibrating Gillette razor up my ass. It's very soft up there. I got a razor up my ass.

My penis is bleeding. Where am I going to go? Where do I go from here? Yeah. Where do we go, Jimmy? We're going to the Econo Lodge in Canton, Mississippi. That's where we're going. Econo Lodge in Canton, Mississippi. That's where we're going. Econo Lodge.

Yeah, the Econo Lodge in Canton, Mississippi on the I-55. Oh, Jesus Christ. It looks very nice. It's all, this is, it's a two-star hotel on Google. How'd they get the second one? I think you get two just for having doors. You get one for doors another one for a pool no yeah no whether it's functional or not whether it's just if you have a whole

a depression in the ground where water may go at some time that's an extra star yeah you sprinkle chlorine from time to time if you have your own bathrooms that you don't have to share that's another another star so it by the way rooms here 54 bucks today today this is oh my god 54 what do you expect for 54 well some people this person loves it yeah um mere 9cl he loves it um five out of five stars on google here i I mean, the best hotel between Jackson, Mississippi and Canton, Mississippi. Okay. How many? Again, the best Wendy's in a 20 mile radius. What are we talking about?

How many hotels are on the highway between these two fucking places? Can't be a lot. Can't be a ton. The price was decent. What? $54. What more do you want? They're basically begging you to stay there.

You're an inconvenience at this point. Yeah. Jesus. But the very best was the King suite, it says. Oh, it's got a suite? Yeah, there's a suite here. It has three sinks. Oh.

Well, then. Wow. That's how I judge hotels, the amount of sinks I have. Yeah, but how many sinks it's got. How many sinks? Yeah, that's great, Waldorf Astoria, but how many sinks you got in there? Let me ask you that question. Fucking one.

Are you kidding me? Get out of here. I'm not going there. One being part of a mini kitchen area for longer stays. Okay. Because you want to stay here a long time. The hospitality and the housekeeping was there every day we spent here. Well, yeah, that's how hotels work.

That's what they're supposed to do, man. That's what they do. That's how you keep the bed bugs out. Jesus. The complimentary breakfast was light, but that was okay because we had everything to cook ourselves in our spacious room slash suite. Oh. These people are moving in, getting comfortable.

They're going grocery shopping. They don't care. How many times have you made breakfast in a hotel room? Never. Not once. Every time I stay in a room with... Not a single solitary time. No.

Every time with one of those kitchens, you're like, a microwave might come in handy. I might be able to use that if I take a leftover, if it's got a little fridge or something, but I'm never going to use a burner. I'm going to start frying things while I'm at a hotel. Who the hell does that? That's weird. With pans under the sink?

Jesus, that's wild. You're going to use that pan? But if I did that, I could probably smoke weed in there, though. Oh, for sure. Make some bacon. It'll go away. Oh, forget it. The whole hotel will be evacuated if you make bacon in a hotel. My husband was here on business.

What the hell kind of business puts you up at this place? And truly made it easier for all of us to transition from being at home. What is going on here? Did they move into this hotel? Sounds like it, yeah. I think they moved into this hotel. We decided to stay longer, which allowed business travels and meetings to run smoothly. When traveling, especially for business and looking for something comfortable, I recommend this hotel!

Three exclamation points. Jesus Lord. It sounds like it's basically a $54 Ritz-Carlton is what they have here. I'm very excited. We're going to next show next year for Small Town Murder. We're going to do live shows in Canton. Not Jackson. Canton.

Never mind Jackson. They have enough there. Canton needs us, Jimmy. Here's two stars. Here we go. Two out of five stars. Anonymous. They don't leave who they are here.

I'm not going to tell you who I am. The hotel looked nice from the outside. Yeah. I was excited about the night there. Okay. That's it. Oh. They didn't tell you what went wrong.

They didn't update us later? Something had to have gone wrong to take it down to two stars. That's the start of an ominous review. It looked nice from the outside. I was excited about the night there. When I went inside, there was a man masturbating in the middle of my room. That's how you get to two stars.

On the luggage rack, there was an opened hooker. Yeah. Several raccoons were in my bathroom. Like, something of that nature would be... Yeah. There was still a body in the tub. I had to call homicide myself

very terrible service they could at least call the detectives in before i got here uh this is from tiara right uh tiara gives it one star tiara's picture she looks very happy by the way looks like a happy person um tiara said this is i like the first sentence here because this is something if you left a review this is what someone like me or you are probably 99 of the people out there listening who are normal and don't need to review everything in their life would say quote i've never been the type to leave reviews i like that first of all listen i'm not a complete this is weird for me and tiara on google this is her only review, by the way. Really?

One review. She is not the type to leave reviews. She's not telling the truth. But the room had a bad odor as soon as you walk in the room. And the room was just disgusting. Well, that says a lot. And poorly cleaned. The sheets and pillows on the bed were nasty.

And the bathroom was nasty the food from the previous people was left in the fridge what that's what you want to get that's nice you can't do that this guy's leftover apple bees from three weeks ago that's what she needed there she doesn't know if that's from the last person either that could have been who fucking knows because if i'm in the room, I'm not throwing that out. I'm going to look in the fridge. Gross. Close it and go.

I'm not going in there anymore. Screw that. Don't open any more doors, you guys. Everybody. No, no. The bathroom. Keep it closed. No.

Don't open that. Don't open the toilet seat. Keep the shower curtain closed. Yeah. There might be somebody's shit in there. There's at least raccoons. We know that. So, wow.

Nasty for left in the fridge. And the room altogether was just nasty. And not to mention, there were roaches in the room. Not to mention. Not to. That's the first thing. Yeah. There's fucking roaches here.

Right. Why would you stick around to open the fridge? Maybe it's from the leftover food. Maybe that's it. This is fun here. Now, Denise. Denise, again, very happy-looking picture. 16 reviews, so not an over-reviewer, but we'll throw it out there.

One star on Google here. Our power was out for several hours, so we ended up packing up to stay at a hotel last minute at 2 a.m. Didn't need that information. You went to this hotel. How you got there doesn't matter. Could give a fuck what situation led you here. You're driving from here to here. A hurricane made the levees.

Whatever your problem is, is irrelevant. You need a $54 shelter. We get it. That's all. We get it. We've all been there. The suite was $80 for the night. So that's the suite.

Okay. It smelled horrible of sweat and rotting food. So that's the suite. Yeah. Okay. It smelled horrible of sweat and rotting food. Well, check the fridge. Yeah. That's way to have a point. No towels. That's odd. That's one thing you love about a hotel is there's more towels than you could ever want.

Right. At my house, I don't have seven towels to use. You make a phone call and you go, could use some more. Throw them on the floor. Bah, I don't care. I'm going to leave the- That's my favorite. I'm leaving housekeeping $10. What do I care?

Here, take it all. I make a pile of them under the sink. You take out one for my hair. I'm the one on my body. I'm using towels left and right. I don't even have any hair. I'm still wrapping it around my head. Jimmy's still got a big turban on there.

That's hilarious. Big turban, you take it off, fall under there. That's funny as shit. Oh, man. So no towels. The bed had hair and crumbs. Oh, that's nice. That's disgusting.

That's disgusting when you got to run a lint roller over your thing before you get in it. And smelled like body odor. Excellent. It was probably from the guy whose hair that was. Probably from the guy shedding and eating in there. Oh, wow. Cigarette holes all over the linens.

That's not great. Get some new ones there. The tub was dirty. The toilet had permanent rings. That's nice. That's normal. That's disgusting. You don't want that at all. The microwave had cooked food splattered on the inside. They don't even clean that out.

This place sounds like an office break room. Doesn't it? Just disgusting with hair and cubes. You can stay in the break room for $80 a night. Yeah, it would be just as gross. Not vacuumed or mopped. That's nice. Our feet turn black just walking across the carpets.

Why? I'm going home. What's in those carpets? I'll stay in a house with no electricity. Fuck this. Why not? My car is, I know what's in my car. It's all my stuff.

I know what's in there. Gross. I'll stay in my car. We'll never say again. Shower and launder everything after and hope you don't carry anything that you can't wash off with you like bed bugs uh with somebody else's hair with all that said the staff was friendly so that's the best part of the whole thing you came to them with this litany of legitimate complaints and they were just like can't help you but you know i'm sorry it's happening to you i understand wow that's not friendly either friendly would be

to vacuum the pubes out of the bed that would be friendly did that guy that was dry shaven stay just he stood in the middle of the bed yeah you to, yeah. You deserve this in an $80 a night room. Oh, man, that is amazing. Yeah, this is what you get for $54. Okay, here we go. Jan Austin. So almost Jane Austin here. Almost Jane Austin.

One out of five stars. Absolutely awful. Room was dirty with stains on the bedspreads. Cigarette butts in the room but still there butts not burns smells like smoke and there's some burns actual cigarette butts in the room uh wow uh dirty towels and roaches okay yeah so that should be the end of your review we saw this and got in our car and left. And we left. That was it. We got our money back and we walked out.

Even if I didn't get my money back, I will sleep in my car before this. Happily. Yeah, yeah. Go, you know what? I paid that money, so I'm going to sleep in my car in your parking lot. I deserve this. Yeah, I deserve it. I took pics because no one would believe the condition.

Could not use the room or get our money back. Well, yeah, no, you can't use that. She thought this was a big fish story? Yeah, this is... Nobody will believe I got a 12-pound trout. Nobody will believe it. I got to take pictures. No, we all believe it. Yeah, you paid $54.

I know what you stayed in. It's the Canton Econo Lodge. What the fuck do you expect? I'd be shocked if I wasn't carrying vermin home with me. The econo part is short for economy, lady. Yes. Meaning bottom rung. It's a two-star hotel.

Five is the best, by the way. I took pictures. You took pictures, just in case case no one would believe me. Yeah, that's wild. Clearly, someone had just left the room when we arrive. It was a half glass of drink left on the dresser with cigarette butts floating. They didn't even clean it. Jesus.

Both refrigerators in the room were disgusting, smelly and dirty. How is this hotel allowed to stay in business? It's the Econolodge, ma'am. They go, yeah, that's what $54 is. Right. If we cleaned the rooms, then you wouldn't be able to stay here. That's the way it works. If we cleaned them, it's $75.

You're going to pay that? No. We told the front desk about the dirt and roaches and they simply said okay thanks but they did it with a smile i bet because they're friendly as we know online pictures are misleading please beware and bring insect killer no no i'm not taking care of your roach problem that's no i'm not i'm not gonna here ever. That's just not staying. How can the Choice Hotel chain allow a prop, the Choice Hotel chain, you mean? Like I said, this isn't how can Marriott allow. This is the Choice Hotel chain.

The word is choice. This was your choice. This is garbage. You made the choice to stay here. These are hotels that when you watch like on patrol, live PD type of stuff, this is where they patrol the parking lots because there's always like drug transactions

and sex fucking stuff going on and people blowing each other in cars for $20. This is where the front desk calls the cops a lot. A lot. A lot. They know the cop. They're like, hey, Bill, this guy over here, they know the cops.

We got another one. Wow. To exist. They know the cop. They're like, hey, Bill, this guy over here, they know the cops. We got another one. Wow. To exist without help from the corporate. I don't think the corporate gives a flying shit. No corporate office could give a fuck about this. I don't think they fucking care. So here's the last one I'll do on this because it's pretty tough here. This is very understandable.

Sam Lynch is the name. One star here. Absolutely terrible! Our room had blood-stained bedding. Okay, well, now we're having biohazard now. Oh, my God. There's an old sandwich in the fridge. This is blood.

I assume there's jizz, but blood, that's beyond it. You can't do that. I can there's jizz, but blood is beyond it. You can't do that. I can't see jizz. No. Two towels for two adults and two kids. You're letting your kids bathe here after there's blood everywhere? Come on, kids. There's blood.

We're leaving now. Well, I guess we should all rinse off since we've seen blood in here. No, no. Listen to this one. This is the best we had to go buy our own towels what get a different room do you know how much towels are expensive are you kidding me we'll just buy towels so this is more of an investment you bought towels and a 54 room fee you're now at like 109 you could have just stayed somewhere nicer what about the sheets did you get sheets

right did you get blankets come on dirty towels in the bathroom laying uh bugs were crawling on the floor lastly our room stunk of weed and it made me want to vomit now they stayed there they all that they went well let's go buy some towels towels, and we'll make the best of this night. Come on, kids. Let's go. Wow. Next up is a very, very, very personal item. Okay.

Very personal. It is an enema slash douching kit. Okay. Stick it in you, and it'll make stuff come out. Whichever way you want it to go, we can do it. Whichever way you're feeling it is the T-M chin t-e-m-o-n-t-i-a-n that's the brand enema bulb kit anal douche for men women and beginners beginners why do we call that what the fuck beginners with 19.7 inch hose that seems like a lot of hose and four plus and four plus nozzles i guess jesus christ whichever one you like this this model you get it in black blue or

red like it matters i don't want it to be red because i want to make sure yeah i need it in black or blue definitely um here we go uh this guy trends a and m is his name five stars loves it the title is should work great for my doll um i don't read this i don't want to i want to go home um he keeps it pretty on the level i won't give anything we'll never be too graphic here on shit like that but He's cleaning out his doll. Oh, he's flushing. The box came open and crunched slightly, but the materials are all intact. Should work great for my new silicone doll toy.

He keeps his Barbies clean. He's a good man. Wow, he's a very good man. I'm really excited that this arrived now. I can finally get down to business. No. I have a whole marriage scene set up. Ken is all dressed.

I need her clean. It's been the honeymoon's been going. I got her dresses laid out. Like, I got a guy making a cake. This is crazy. Oh, my God. Now I can get down to business this is amazing and also he got it in blue by the way just so you know

it says here i didn't realize just all of the materials needed to keep everything nice and clean and sterile but i wouldn't have it any other way. Good. Good. That's terrific. I've had my new doll for two days now. And as I begin gathering all the materials needed to make sure I keep myself and my doll in great shape myself. Oh, I got so many questions. He thinks the doll's a person.

He doesn't want to give himself thrush. He is this close to giving it a name and referring to it by name. My doll, Susan, and then the rest of the thing is Susan, Susan. It's too hard to keep saying my doll. I want to say I got to put a name to it. Two days, you name her. Wow. I also love the bag that holds everything together nice and neatly.

The pieces? That's good, I guess. Yeah. Here is one. Three stars. Good starter pack, but dot, dot, dot. So let's find out here. What's the problem?

Well, it's for beginners, man. Everybody's ordering blue, it looks like here, too, by the way. It's hard to keep the tube on the bulb, and the white hard plastic piece in the blue bulb doesn't come out. Oh. Well, that sounds awful. The tube attachment doesn't hook well to the hard plastic tube thing. We have no idea what you're talking about. Tell this to the people who made this shit because

they know i imagine it's a it's a it's a fitting that goes inside the bulb that goes inside the tube but it's not grooved and it doesn't it doesn't grip pops off yeah it just pops off it's gonna get ass juice all over the room you gotta screw it it's gotta be a screw job he's missing a screw clamp he's i think there's I think he's missing a part. That's what it is. It doesn't come with directions. The anal tube attachment isn't as smooth as it looks. Oh, God.

The square hole that the water comes out on has an edge on the hole and it's rather uncomfortable. Oh, my God. Yeah, that seems that seems this this thing is a square. You're putting a square peg in a round hole? Apparently so. God damn it. With, like, edges on it. With edges on it.

Yeah, jagged square. My God, that is absolutely disgusting. We'll give you one disgusting one here. How about that? This will be our most disgusting review. One star from Carlos. Yeah. Product appears to be new and sealed but the neatly folded dust

cover has a dry smear of fecal matter on it oh god i'm out i'm checking out everybody i hope you didn't find that while it was already 17 inches of the 19 buried inside what is that oh no starts two-handed pulling hose out the best part is see picture oh he put a picture of poop on here god i am going to return product immediately due to contamination good i would say yes. That is excellent. Jesus Christ. And then we're going to end up on this, on the last thing, completely different. That's what we're going to do this show. You never know what we're going to talk about.

The Jumparoos Party and Play Center. Jumparoos. Jumparoos Party and play center this is uh in on uh 20505 south dixie highway in cutler bay florida okay located in the southland mall yeah it's got 3.9 stars total and some people like it and some people had a lot of problems here um here's christina uh she's left 117 reviews so she'll she'll tell you what she thinks here four stars she gives out of five okay the kids had a good time that's the end of the review thanks bye good job no it's not it should be the end of the review right yeah went to a place for

the kids yeah they liked it we're done now um she goes on. I paid money for their smiles. I got them. We left. Done. We left. Done and done. This place is basically a bunch of bounce houses and some arcade games. That's what kids like. They like bounce houses and arcade games. It's where the JCPenney closed and they opened this shit.

Yeah. Yeah. Sears went out of business and now they're here. That's what it is. The prices for food are ridiculous, but I guess that's expected. Yup. Yeah. Yup. Places like this where you're trapped with kids that are hungry they're gonna charge you paying eight dollars for a pretzel sorry about it the pizza was okay oh good good good uh they have some picnic tables and some comfortable chairs for the parents okay so that's what we're talking about bounce

houses arcade games chucky cheese level pizza for fucking $22 for a large pie. Overpriced. And the kids, the parents sit there dicking around on their phones and talking to the people they're cheating on their spouses with while the kids play games. While the kids injure themselves. Exactly. So that's fine. But some people didn't quite have that easy of an experience with it. Uh-oh.

fine. But some people didn't quite have that easy of an experience with it. Uh-oh. And let's find out. This person, Justin Gutierrez, really had a problem. This is one star. Yeah. There's bounce houses, and how bad could it have been? Right. Honestly, unless the bounce house broke

and then it burst into flames and your kid was covered in third-degree burns. Did they blow it up with helium and somebody was smoking? What happened? Yeah. What are we talking about? Okay.

Quote, I had to call the police when I left. What? That's a problem. Who thinks when they go to jumparoos this is going to end in police activity, in a police intervention? Can I have your sergeant, please? Yeah. The manager and her boyfriend tried to fight me and my family outside why is the manager's boyfriend what the fuck is going on that's

what i mean why is the manager feels like she called him and was like baby you gotta come down here we're throwing down come on there's a whole family These two little kids look tough. I don't know. Tried to fight my family outside where the movie theater is. Yeah. I just called the police and they took care of it. Yeah, okay. I hope so. Really low of a person is the manager.

That's what the sentence says. That's a great sentence. Really low of a person. I like that. That's better than one that makes grammatical sense in the English language. I like that better, actually. And you summon your inner Yoda to review it. Really low of a person is this manager. That is absolutely a Yoda.

Fantastic. Wow. I recommend not to go to this place with children. Well, yeah, because you have to fight the manager. Then you're a fucking creep walking into Jumperoo's as an adult. Don't go with your kids. Just yourself. They didn't know that they bought the 100 token fight the manager package also.

It was unlimited bounce houses, 100 tokens for the arcades, and then you fight the manager at the end. That's how it works. This whole place is a video game. You don't get to leave until you beat the boss. And then her boyfriend pops up. There's always an extra one. You got her. How about her boyfriend?

Now you got to fight him. You thought you were just here's ricky you're in the video game with the managers fresh out of prison boyfriend brett's still smelling of pruno still pruno neck tattoos put them up wow this is awesome i sat down in one of those tables with my kids at jumparoos with chips i bought from the outside i'm saying exactly giving exact thing here my kids and i were then yelled at by the manager she then told us to get out in a rude and disrespectful manner i'm gonna call my they got in a fight over chips.

Wow. Probably one of those single bags. They didn't bring a fucking fun-sized bag. It's a baby-sized bag. If you're bringing a family-sized Ruffles in there, I get it. Right. If you've got a big grab of Doritos, it's not a big deal. You got a party pack of scoops and you brought a seven-layer dip. We're going to have a conversation.

Got a charcuterie plate out there buy our overpriced mediocre pizza you fucking cheap bitches so i brought these scoops i got scoops so wow i then asked for the owner's name and she refused to let me know their name to inform the owner of the bad customer service and the way the manager is presenting herself and representing the owner to individuals and customers coming in. What the fuck? Too much sentence. That's just, I asked for the owner, and we get why you asked for the owner's name. It wasn't to just find out what their secret is. It was to complain.

We get it. What's your secret? What's so good here? How are you so good at this? She then told the other employees not to give the owner's name out. Nobody tell them. It's a secret. So I myself went to the website and looked for their email.

Yeah. Okay. Your customers are your priority and you want them to enjoy their time here at Jumperoo's. He wants to be the regional manager with like an instructional video of how to be a great customer service rep for Jumperoo's. You want them to enjoy their time here at Jumperoo's and want them to come back. That's how he finishes. Therefore, you and your boyfriend should not try to fight customers

in front of the children. Everybody understand? This is the best goddamn thing that ever happened. I just wanted to pass down some information to you to let you know how your customer service is going here at your business. Fighting is not

customer service. The manager does not know how to talk to your customers. Unacceptable and really bad and disrespectful, especially in front of small children. Yeah. You can't fight people there. That's not great. Oh, boy. Okay.

Very almost done here. Here's another one. One star. Same place. Worst experience ever. Yeah. Ever. We reserve a room for my nephew's birthday, and from the host to the manager, that's what it says, we were treated extremely unfairly.

The host didn't help us at all and just stood there. Uh-huh. Okay. The manager came into the room and yelled at us to get out. Was her boyfriend there, too? That's what I want to know. This manager's really crazy. She's tough.

To the point that unnecessary racial remarks were said. Whoa. At what point does the manager both fight and throw racial slurs at customers? Is that a- At a Jumperoo's in Florida. At a Jumperoo's. Yeah, that's true. At a Jumperoo's at the Southland Mall in Florida.

That's where it happens. That's where it all happens, folks. In the defunct Montgomery Wharves. That's where it happens. That's where Florida Man was birthed. Wow. We are very disappointed and we'll contact corporate. No, you won't because you won't be able to find out who they are.

That's the luck. So who is this mysterious owner? Yeah. Well, let's find out because this last one we're going to do here really puts a cherry on the whole thing. Great. So Karina leaves one star here and says, quote, the so-called owner of the facility. So he's here now or she's here. Charged our kids and pushed my goddaughter.

Oh, my God. What is going on in this place? Jesus. Jumperoos? This is a jumperoos, man. Yeah. The incident occurred when my daughter fell out of a hole on the side of a bounce house. Oh, my God.

Gee, that sounds dangerous. The man charged my daughter as if he was going to attack. Then my goddaughter was pushed by the man so she could have his attention. To get her attention. That's not how you... You don't touch other people's children. Unless they're on fire and you're trying to pull them from the flames other than that you never touch another person's kid ever trying to interpret it through the lens of the owner i feel like he saw her doing something she wasn't supposed to dangerous yeah and so he like got upset because

that's a lawsuit on him if you do that but you you the parent. There it is. There's the answer. You don't push children. What, are you on the jumparoos or something? Jesus Christ. Take them outside by the movie theater and offer to fight them with your boyfriend. That's fair. But not the kids. You know what I mean? A little filed down army man from the prize counter.

Jesus Christ. Yeah. I have so many tickets, man. We confronted the man and he said, if you don't like it, you can get the hell out of here. If you don't like me pushing your children, get the hell out of here. I feel like this place is going to close soon. Wow.

This man should not be working with children at all. Be careful. Yeah. Okay. There is a response from the owner. This is why we said to the owner this is yes we're gonna find out what this owner says response from the owner the child was aggressively and purposely sliding out of a compromised section of the inflatable there you

go okay first of all why is there a compromised section inflatable number one second of all the very first thing you should say is i didn't push anybody's children that would be the that's that's the accusation that's bad and all that is you push the child defending that no he's saying listen motherfucker if your kids weren't so shitty i wouldn't have to push them which is a crazy thing to tell somebody as a business owner that owns a business where children are supposed to be. Children. The child was instructed on how to play safely. Yeah.

It is regretful that there was a misinterpretation of the intentions. What? What? You hit a kid. Because ownership simply wants a happy environment and for customers to be safe and satisfied. And if they're not, we'll fight them. That's our policy here at Jumperoo's at the old Southland Mall here in Cutler Bay, Florida, everybody. Holy shit.

So that is insane. And we have some more of those that we'll do on the next episode. Actually, from that, we'll carry that over to the next episode. Jumperoos has more to talk about. There's plenty more. What do you think? That's the end of the Jumperoos saga? A lot of plays.

We got way more. This, we're going to release, by the way, a couple of show notes. We're going to release two episodes this week just to get a jump start so you guys can kind of feel what it's about. And then it'll be every Monday morning after that. This podcast will be coming out.

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