Your Stupid Opinions - Food Court Liars, Two Scoops Of Anger, Here Comes The Flies

Episode Date: December 2, 2024

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Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to your stupid opinions ad free right now join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple podcasts Hello everybody and welcome back to another edition of Your Stupid Opinions. Hey! Hello there, we are very excited to hear more of people's bullshit. Just their complaints and grievances and I love this show because sometimes it's probably the fault of the business and sometimes people are just impossible and sometimes everybody's wrong and it's just hilarious So either way we got a lot for you today

Also that the public is real fucking dumb and real fickle and real wanting to wanting to spread their opinion Yeah, no matter how important it is or not important Particular assholes you guys either way follow us on social media Also, definitely listen to our other two shows crime in sports and small-town murder which are exactly what they sound like yeah that said let's let's dive in yeah let's get something to eat Jimmy what do you say let's sit down at a casual restaurant what do you say we're going to show knees oh yeah it's as casual you don't

need shoes here. No, this is shirt shoes. I mean, you know, relax a little bit. That's what they say. You wear a shirt and shoes. You don't have to. Sometimes a shirt is just your chest hair. Hairy enough, that's a shirt.

Yeah. That's a shirt. This particular Shoney's, it's well, they describe it as a family oriented chain serving an all-American diner-style menu for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. It's Denny's. For truckers! What are we talking about? Stop saying families, it's truckers! It's truckers. Families of truckers.

Where is this, Oklahoma? This showny's is in Virginia. Yeah, this is, showny's is a down south kind of place too. Not a lot of showny's in Maine, I don't believe. Most of them have an interstate address. Definitely. This is 9963 Whole Street Road North in Richmond, Virginia. They're not 24 hours this place. Is that right?

It says they open at 7 a.m. so they're not 24 hours. This particular location has four stars and a 1200 Google reviews. So not too bad. Let's find out a stars at a 1200 Google reviews. So not too bad. Let's find out a couple people who loved it because you know it's gonna do. Yeah, they're gonna love it here. Here's Alan five stars came here for breakfast and the service and food was great. Yeah. The waitress made sure to keep my coffee cup full, which is also a plus. This man's a trucker, right? It is, yeah. This is a trucker. Yeah, that's a big deal. Or a guy that bright and early loves that burn on the throat. Maybe, something like that,

but I feel like this seems like a trucker. Breakfast buffet also looked good, but I opted for the country fried steak. The biscuits were also delicious. And then there's a picture of his meal and it's country fried steak with white gravy and big pile of potatoes and eggs. Doesn't look too bad.

Not too bad. Here's another one here. La Shante five stars, great staff. That's why I go to Shoney's for the interaction with the staff. A good atmosphere for treating myself to breakfast and a book. She's just going solo. Is that right? Just there to read. And then self-care is the next sentence. The food was great, the staff were attentive, yet not intrusive, and the cleanliness made for a

great experience. Wow. Who the fuck is doing self-care at Shoney? This is my self-care. You know what though? That's a person with low expectations. That's an easy person to please. I need a self-care day, blah blah blah. People are like, where are you going? The spa? You're going to get your mani-pedis all this? She's like, I'm going to Shoney's to get an omelet and read a book. That's where I'm going. To Shoney's. I am steak in a book. To read some Tom Clancy and some country fried steak, that's what I need. Together. Together, finally. And then a last good review here, Annie leaves four stars.

The service is usually always great. Especially Miss Annie. Is that you? Are you leaving a review for yourself? The food can be hit or miss as far as the buffet. That's any buffet. Right. And of course, Shoney's has been around forever and could use a huge atmosphere

Update and I don't just mean paint when I was in there the other day all the inside air conditioning ducks were dripping water on the floor All over with slip signs everywhere not cool. Yeah, I don't think those are air condition I think that's a vapor That's evap coolers, which is that's gross not great. Here comes chastity one star this person it's an actual family outing. Scarily enough we found one took my kids for breakfast yesterday and it was absolutely horrible three exclamation points so it must have really been horrible. The food was nasty. No taste and it wasn't hot the chicken nuggets taste like they had been there all day and to top it all off I have no been able to eat anything since I left there

No been able to I have no been able to eat anything since I left there and have had horrible diarrhea Hand over the face emoji diarrhea, hand over the face emoji. Haven't been able to eat anything as I've been shitting non-stop. As I've been liquified insides. That's what you expect when you eat a Denny's, Shoney's, Iron Skillet. You're going to the buffet probably. If you're going to a discount buffet, expect gastrointestinal issues. And that's part of the experience.

Yes! I remember I go to a buffet and I'm like, I'm going to go, I'm going to fuck it up, I don't even care. Later on I'd be sick, I'd be like, ah, it was worth it. That's what I was going for. You're rolling the dice. It's part of the experience. It's when you're feeling a little backed up sometimes, but you just go to a buffet, you

know it's going to clean feeling a little backed up sometimes. Yeah, you just go to a buffet You know, it's gonna clean you right out basically none of it. None of this has been properly prepared Chicken touch the beef. It's not being held. It's touching. Nothing's being held at proper temperatures There's hollandaise sauce with Hollandaise sauce with an inch thick skin on top, you know how fucking long that is? Butter and eggs and shit. You know, that's not good for you. That's not good, it's being held at 101 degrees. There's bacteria fucking left and right in there. It's horrible. Get out of there.

It's sitting at room temperature. Just room temperature. What do you want? God. Jesus Christ. Chasity, one star. Took my kids for breakfast, horrible, yeah, no taste, diarrhea. That's all right.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I have food poisoning. Yeah, probably. Yes, good guess, Gal. Highly, highly do not recommend anyone eat here. Anyone, don't eat there. Not a place for food. Mr. Happy gives one star, which is pretty ironic, honestly. This person has a shitload of reviews on Google, too.

They must... they like to give their opinion. The fried chicken, fried fish, and stuffed bell peppers were good. Who the fuck goes to Shoney's and gets stuffed peppers? That's my grandmother used to make that kind of shit. Like, it's like Italian peasant food Yeah, like a pepper stuff with whatever the fuck read his fucking tray again What did he put on his pride chicken fried fish and stuffed bell peppers who eats all of those at once? Gotta be a buffet deal. Yeah, that was the only things that were worth eating yet has to be a buffet The potato salad and pasta salad looked awful.

They were old, that's why. They've got mayonnaise in them. Don't eat that. They've got old mayonnaise on that. Room temperature mayonnaise. The soup looked like it was sitting there all day. The server, although very nice, served our drinks without ice.

What the fuck kind of restaurant practice is that? I've never gone somewhere and just gotten a non-ice just glass of Pepsi. I mean if it's if it's just water that's fine That's fine, but I don't want it's normally ice water though with ice in it. It's weird Oh, that's just oh If you're going to come here bring a fly swatter the flies were so abundant that I had to put a plate on the table Opposite of ours so the flies could be entertained enough to have us try to have dinner in peace. We made the flies a plate! He put a diversion plate on another table for the flies. He came up with a plan. We need to draw the

flies away from here. That's the man that opens a Pepsi at the picnic for the bees. Yeah that's a put that opens a Pepsi at the picnic for the bees. Yeah, that's a put that right there. This motherfucker just put a plate with like honey and shit on it, just sticky shit flies like. Holy hell, good God almighty it was like eating next to a dumpster. That's great. The shocker was the $61.53 a cent tab. Hence my face when53 a cent tab.

Hence my face when I saw the tab. No way will I be going back. Save your money and go elsewhere. $60 and then he had to tip. Good Lord. And then he had to tip for the, Jesus Christ, crystal one star. Shonies. The salad bar had gnats and all in the salad stuff.

Had gnats all in the salad stuff. Had gnats all in the salad stuff. All in it. Food bar wasn't very pleasant. No, there's gnats in everything. Of course it's not pleasant. Food could have been way better. Have eaten better food. I fucking hope so.

You better have. They expected to go to the Shoney's food bar, as she puts it, and get best food. She's ever eaten It is the food bar if you go it's food bar All right, if you go to the to any low-level buffet though expect shit and enjoy it If you go to a buffet we all expect that you've eaten better than this. Yes That's why you're go. This is a bunch of food for one low price That's why you're going there that person did not want us to think that they punish themselves every day with no fuck no

punishing Mighty gives one star every time I go there early for breakfast. There's a fat creepy Bespectacled bald dude sitting by himself in the same corner booth across from the buffet. I like it here! Hey, fuck you! You found Jimmy's fucking special place that he goes to. I'm making a podcast, leave me be. I'm writing my memoirs, leave me alone. I don't know whether he works there or lives in that booth, but it's time for him to go. Somebody get rid of that guy. Also, the syrup is runny in case just that they're... Okay, here we go. Syrup could be thicker and that creepy guy could go.

There's a response from the owner. Hello, Mighty. We apologize for your discomfort during the visits. I so want the owner to go, that's me, motherfucker. I own this place. You don't come back. I'm counting down the tills. Stay out.

Yeah, what do you want from me? I'm making the fucking schedule. Providing a welcoming environment and quality food are important to us. Please contact the name of the website for more details so we can address your concerns properly and ensure a better experience for you in the future. Don't be generic. Just tell us whether or not you got the creep out of it. Yeah. Is he allowed to be there or not? Either tell us why he's allowed to be there or fucking kick him out. Cindy One Star had lunch there today with my daughter.

More people bringing children to this place. Yeah, no kidding. I'd like to give zero stars, but it won't let me. That's what this guy, she did it wrong. You did it wrong. Cindy roundabout way. There's a much simpler way. If I could give zero stars, that's how you do it.

Cindy. I have been suffering from food poisoning all evening. Yes, you have. yes yes that's the point you get it the server was great by the way here's your poison but thanks a lot and what other environment would you say the person that brought me the poison was very nice did the steam make a skull and crossbones? Yeah. It's totally fucking ridiculous. Oh, God. I will be 1000% sure to let people know not to eat here. I've been vomiting, nauseated, and I'll spare the rest.

Shitting your brains out. Oh, we know. Both ends. We know from fucking what's-her-name up there. You're on the toilet holding a bucket. That's no good Telling people stay out. They go. Yes. I'm okay. Just leave This bathroom is out of order tonight. Oh Jesus Okay, wifey gives one star. I'm so distraught which should never be a reaction to show knees

It's the start Jesus. That should be why you go there because I'm distraught Anyway, I'm gonna eat this bad food make myself feel better I bear witness to watching another customer and her child standing by the fruit bar Deciding on what the child wanted to eat all while allowing him to cough next to and over the bar So I immediately alerted a waitress cough next to and over the bar. So I immediately alerted a waitress, but in between time the cook taking her sweet time to change the trays to be replaced, several customers walked up and ate off the same bar that I had previously warned the staff about, only to change out two of several trays when

all should have been switched out due to contamination of the food. Yeah. Yeah. I spoke to the management, Jeff, in parentheses. Of course, Jeff. Just talk to Jeff. He's the manager.

Yeah. And told him that if any customers complain about being sick, that that was the reason why. Now we know. He pretty much acted as if it wasn't a big deal. Yeah. Yeah. He was like, listen, sweetheart, you think nobody's coughing on that thing? Honestly. Wait, wait till you find out what the food does to people.

There's poop in there. You do live within a half hour of this place, right? Because if not, you should probably camp out in the bathroom for a while. There's people shitting and puking at the same time. His cough ain't doing nothing. Who do you think you are? What's a runny nose too? Man. Um, she said, so I don't understand. This is normally my bestie and I's favorite spot to do some catching up and eat. But after speaking on what I seen today to her, what I seen today to her, I'm sure she'll be in agreement.

Right along with me saying that today will be our last, our last of eating from here. Sincerely so disappointed customer, and then crying face emoji. Okay. Oh, now you gotta find it. You thought Joni's was sanitary. Yeah, now you gotta find an IHOP

to fucking hang out with your friend. It's literally, it's literally a lyric in a Joe Diffie song You guys it's a bad place. It's not all the same shit There's a waffle house if there's a Denny's if there's an I hop it's all the same just fucking sit down and eat the shit Yeah, it's all coming from the same truck It's all coming from the same frozen truck guys. Yeah There's a Shoney's and a Denny's and Everywhere the route that they take just stops at a place. Yeah. Yeah, they stop the, there's a Shoney's and a Denny's and everywhere, the route that they take just stops at each place.

The same thing. Yeah, they stop here, they stop there, oh we gotta hit Shoney's up, then we gotta Denny's. Yeah. Natisha one star. My waitress was fine. Okay, that's good. Yeah, was she fine? The whole street, was she fine? The whole street, Chesterfield, Virginia location, just ghetto for no reason. They just like it. They just like feeling shitty and projecting a poor image of themselves. No reason. The older lady with the walker that's helping, she need to go home before she gets cursed out for free. Okay, let's unpack that.

A lady so old that she has a walker, quote, she need to go home before she get cursed out for free. For free. For free. I will fucking lay this bitch out. Yeah. On me. Unbelievable.

C-U-N-T on me, motherfucker. Let's do this. I'm donating. Unbelievable. C-U-N-T on me, motherfucker. Let's do this. I'm donating. Wow. She need to go home. That's great. We will never go back to Joanie's. OK.

OK. Interesting. Joseph Smith, one star. Is that right? Joe Smith. Good for you, bud. Still hanging on, huh? I brought all my 712 wives here.

Let me tell you. Or the old shooting guard from the Golden State War. Yeah, Joseph. Number one overall draft pick for Maryland. That's right. Trash. He was not bad, actually. He was OK, but trash.

Number one overall pick, he's one of those guys that you go, yeah, he sucked, and you look at his stats, and you're like, he averaged 18 in at his stats and you're like the average like He was okay, but nobody Yeah for Golden State and for this one is like man Who cares play for one of the expansion teams or probably I could see him totally going to get sent to Vancouver Getting yeah left unprotected in an expansion draft or some bullshit sixers for a minute or the net Yeah, terrible. Yeah, he's getting passed around Joe Smith says one star been a patron of shownis for 50 years

Jesus Christ, how are you still alive Joe? First of all, I am We gotta get this man to a cardiologist ASAP stat You deserve a purple heart you've earned cardiologist? You deserve a purple heart. You've earned one for sure. He has a purple heart. That's the thing. His heart is just purple on the inside. It's ready to explode. Not the award. You've earned a purple heart, an actual heart that's purple. Just from the pressure of all the cholesterol built up. It's the bruising.

Goddamn. Today the buffet was full of flies. I thought bacon bits were in the green beans. Oh god damn. No. Ah. Those are flies? Ah. Oh Jesus.

Why are the bacon bits moving? Oh Jesus Christ. So disappointing. Goodbye, Shonies. You had a great run. Indeed. Yeah. Why are the bacon bits moving? Oh Jesus Christ. So disappointing.

Goodbye, Shonies. You had a great run. I guess so. A great run and fucking wow. Okay, Derek one star. The food was disgusting! Double exclamation. This has to be the worst Shonies experience ever.

Probably not. It's Shonies. It sounds like it's par. People have been stabbed in there, I bet. It's not as bad. I was visiting from out of town and stopped by for breakfast. The customer service was horrible. As I was sitting there, many of the servers there

looked at me, laughed at me, and were picking on me, literally right in front of my face. What? They're picking on me. right in front of my face. What? Picking on me. What the fuck is happening? This has to be the most hillbilly, backwoods dining experience I've ever had. Well, no, the groundhog for breakfast.

Was there groundhog on the buffet? That's the most hillbilly, backwoods. It might be the most hillbilly you've ever had, but I've heard of words. We've read murder stories about people eating possum and groundhog just normally on their table in the morning. I've ever had it made me feel very offended.

Not only that, but let me restate the food was absolutely disgusting. I recently ate at a local Chinese buffet in Richmond. Oof, that doesn't sound great. Yikes. And this is the first time I can honestly say that the Chinese buffets in the area taste better than shownies This this person's bad Virginia Chinese food rock fucking solid How do you do it if you fuck their stomach up? You've really messed up? Yeah my god Liz one star place smells like old smoke

Or no place smells old like smoke sorry it's dirty my coffee cup had lipstick stains and the food was awful oh god that's the I'm not I'm not picky at all I mean I went to Shoney's she might as well say I knew what I was but this is bad is what they say yeah that's pretty bad Eddie one star the only reason I gave one star is because I couldn't give less see There's no rhythm to that swing and a miss man everybody in the world if I could give one star I would

zero most Sustained to say us the succinct I just said succinct way of fucking doing that. You're screwing it up for everybody. I understand folks may say, eating at a buffet, eating at a buffet during COVID, oh, this was during COVID, the customers were fine, but a few of the workers were terrible, coughing and sneezing all over the place. That's what you are.

I don't give a fuck. During a pandemic, Jesus. I don't give a fuck if there's a goddamn disease active going on or not. You've got something Whatever you got I can get I don't care if it's COVID the flu colds go home So we all can get it. Don't be all gonna get it Take talking about taking a break to catch a buzz I guess the staff was go outside get me fucked up here

But not before they drop dishes all over the floor. And what made it worse is that she got the guy from the back to clean up her mess. Food was good as always. Yeah. OK. Response from the owner. Oh, boy.

Here we go. This is being escalated on the spot, Eddie. OK? What does that mean? Your safety and well-being is our utmost concern. Please reach out to us at the phone number so we can speak to you personally. They acted like they got stabbed in the face in there. Right.

This is the one that does it? By the way, you want to hear about the most hillbilly backwood shit you've ever heard? Oh boy. Lasagna One Star was there for a bridal shower. There you go! Is that right? That's it. Making life memories at Shoney's. Not the reception dinner.

Nope. The bridal shower. Bridal shower. It was about 1 p.m. and there was still breakfast on the bar. Once lunch food was put on the bar, I was over the weight so I drank my tea and didn't eat. Left irritated.

I don't even give a fuck about any of that. There was a bridal shower at fucking shownies. Do you understand? How crazy that is registry gifts at shownies. Oh my god, this is Wow That is insane. So here we go Mary one star the buffet bar was awful food was dry it looks so bad I decided not to get bar ordered from menu baked spaghetti what no no wrong and you water nope hamburger breakfast baked spaghetti at Shoney's in Virginia

fazole's this is no horrible no more from this shownies. Oh My god, um, okay Micheline one star I took my 12 year old son there for dinner after my co-worker suggested it as she's aware that I was on A budget and we'll put wanted to do something nice for him She's just she's named after tires. Miss Eileen. Her dad was a trucker for sure. Yeah. Well, neighbor after the best tires I could buy like Michelin, but more feminine like Michelin.

Miss Eileen. She suggested that Wednesday night, add kids eat free. I guess there was an ad for that. Last night I called to confirm and was told yes, kids eat free. When my son and I arrived, I asked twice and both times I was again told yes, kids eat free. When I went to pay, he was charged as an adult. With murder. No, I'm just kidding. was charged as an adult with murder

Premeditated rape and murder. I was very surprised and called the lawyer The manager comes over and says he's over 10 therefore he's considered an adult and Stated but I can take three dollars off the check before he's considered an adult and stated, but I can take $3 off the check. Nowhere in the restaurant did it state this nonsense and neither one of us enjoyed the buffet. I will never eat at another Shoney's. Of course you won't.

Well, it's 10 and under, eat free, or eat at children prices, whatever. He's 12, he's over it. What do you want? He's over the god-given limit. What you do is you ask, what's the children's age? And they tell you and go, oh good, because he's one year younger than that. What are your parameters here?

Exactly. You got to be a cheap adult, be a cheap adult the right way. Exactly. Jesus. Yeah, be cheap the correct way. We've all done it. I've been real cheap, trust me. I was 12 until I was 17 years old.

Yeah. I was 12 until I was 38, old. Yeah. I was 12 until I was 38. So you're doing better than me. I've made it to 14 now. I'm doing great. I was 12 until I started shaving, and my mom couldn't convince the servers otherwise anymore. That didn't work for me, though.

No? Oh, yeah. Because you're 6'12". 6'11", I guess is the word. Yeah. That's 7'8". 6'11", I guess is the word. Yeah, that's 7 feet. That's a full 7 foot. Tim here, one star.

Find another place to eat. Dirty, unkempt bathrooms. Tables smelled of old mop water. Food underboothed, silverware bent and dirty, and water glass was chipped. We left before eating. Well, there you go. That's the thing. And then finally, this is hilarious

because typos are a big deal here. Okay. One letter can make a big difference from Joshua. One star went to the salad bar and found gun stuck to the wood. Probably gum. Somebody left their Glock. He just stuck to the wood.

Got me a fucking Beretta. Nine He just stuck to the wood. Jesus. Got me a fucking Ferretta. It's a dangerous place. Nine millimeters, stuck to the wood. They're still there an hour later. Oh God, kids could be there. Oh, there's children here. And yet to see someone wipe that down the counter, not pleased at all.

And yet to see someone wipe down the counter. Somebody's gotta get the fingerprints off of it. No shit, and then finally, Elliot Smith here, which is very sad. Who is that? Is that a person? Yes, singing very depressing songs. Okay.

Killed themselves very unsurprisingly. Oh no. Said one star, do not like the setup, but I understand why. That's the whole review. You understand why you don't like it? I think it's a lyric to one of his songs. Okay, yeah.

I think it's just a lyric that I'm not sure Um, okay, so we've gone out to virginia and been poisoned. We're shitting ourselves silly. Yeah Oh boy, but we need to get our legs back under us here. Let's go. Let's go find some canadian bargains. What do you say? Canadian thrifting. Yep. We're going to the macklin or masslin m a-C-I or M-A-C-L-I-N Macklin open-air market Okay, it's a 4.4 stars on Google out of 2700 reviews. It is a flea market in Ontario Oh, no, this isn't California. This is not what's Ontario, California. I thought it was a kind of all time Holy shit this whole time. I thought it was in fucking Canada. There's even one review.

It's two hours outside of LA, that's fine. There's one review later, when we get to it I'm going to go, this, I was so angry that you were upset about this in Canada, what do you expect? And now this makes way more sense. All right. Okay, here we go, this is 7407 East Riverside Drive, Ontario, Canada. Yeah. Ontario, they have an improv there? They do have it. Okay, they do, that's what I thought. Ontario improv is in Ontario, Canada. Yeah. Ontario, they have an improv there?

They do have an improv. Okay, they do, that's what I thought. Ontario improv is in Ontario, California. Ignacio Five Stars, Macklin Open Air Market, and then in parentheses, better known as the Chino Swap Meet. There you go. This is not Canada, that would have been very different. Yeah.

Is only one dollar per person, I guess an entry fee. Entry fee, yeah. And offers many different vending booths and stalls. There's also the Grill and Bar located in the center of the market. It's a good place to find deals and engage with the community. Sure. The Grill and Bar, by the way, is not a restaurant.

It's probably just a grill you can use, like at a park, I think. I don't know. AAA gives five stars. Great parking. Well, Triple A tells me great parking. They do love good parking. Love how sellers are almost always in such a happy mood.

In over two plus years and only one negative. The hot dog fresh drink lady, too much water and sugar, no fruit and way too expensive. That's all one sentence with no punctuation. Hot dog fresh drink lady, too much water and sugar, no fruit and way too expensive. That's all one sentence with no punctuation. Hot dog fresh fruit lady. The hot dog fresh drink lady, too much water and sugar, no fruit and way too expensive. Okay.

If you complain, she turns evil. Oh! Her eyes turn red. Her head spins around. Her glazers shoot out. A mean face on the back. Oh yeah. Super fucking evil.

Oh wow, okay, so that's five stars. Somehow that's five stars. Alright. Monica Five Stars. I always come here on the weekend because it's nice to walk around and see everything. Recently all the birds were quarantined. What? Oh, what?

How the fuck do you quarantine birds? I guess you gotta catch them, right? You have to catch them first. You stay the fuck out of here isn't gonna work. I don't think stay in that tree Hey, he's banned if he comes off shit. Here he comes. Wait, there he goes. Never mind. Hold on You're only allowed in that tree. Wait, he's sitting for a second. No, nobody throw bread on the ground So the birds were quarantined and I've been informed that they aren't coming back till January 14th They got birds on a tight schedule here. Maybe they sell birds here.

Maybe they sell them. Must be. They have to. Yeah. So I'm excited for that. Remember to knee safe. I guess that's a B. The B is right next to the N. Knee safe and have fun. Exclamation point.

Stay away from the birds. Stay away from the birds. Ron, or Juan, I'm sorry. That's very different than Ron Juan Three stars I go here to try and find deals on tools, right? Wrong Why do you go then Juan Jesus Christ people that think too That's the other thing people go to pawn shops for tools because they think they're cheap But pawn shops sell tools for extremely expensive prices.

They're almost new prices. That's what tools are, tools and trailers. People sell them, they beat the living shit out of them and then act like it's a brand new tool. No man. No, that's fucked up, I can tell. You fucked, you beat the shit out of something with this wrench. I want it half off.

Yeah, it never works like that. Wrong. These people are trying to sell tools full price like they are going to warranty the tool. Yeah. That's another point. They're not warranting these. Full price. I want warranties here. You bet. This is broken. I'm bringing it back to you. Craftsman, you bring it back no matter what happens to it. Yeah. Well, if you could find a Sears, I guess. That's that's how they got out from under that warranty. Craftsman like, look, that motherfucker. Eventually all the Sears will close and they'll never be able to find us. And we'll never have to honor any of that shit deal. All in the middle now. There was some old and now Sears Auto Center still exists.

There was some lady that bought a car and put all Sears shit on it. She's gone back to Sears Auto Center like, this car's from the 60s and it's a piece of shit car, but she gets everything replaced for free still. Jesus. Because she's a genius. She's smart, she's still getting new fucking shit on her fucking galaxy.

Brand new struts on her old fucking El Dorado. On her fucking 62 Ford Fairlane. on her old fucking El Dorado. On her fucking 62 Ford Fairlane. So I understand that it's new and in the box and all. Oh, see there's new tools. Brand new. But if I'm going to pay full price, I might as well buy it an authorized dealer

like Home Depot or Lowe's and get the manufacturer warranty. You know what I mean. Well yeah, then what the fuck are you doing here, Juan? Juan, you seem to understand. Walk around, get a pretzel and take the fuck off? I don't look at the birds if they're there buy something other than tools one you come here to save money and find bargains, etc But they are trying to be billionaires on a single sale Wow one tool costs billions of dollars that is overpriced one I think you should go somewhere else. Yeah

Your screwdriver's here That is overpriced, Juan. I think you should go somewhere else. Yeah, don't buy your screwdrivers here if they're a billion dollars. That's a two billion dollar t-shirt. I don't think this place is a little inflated. A little overpriced, I think. Clothing still has good prices and food is fair, too. Boots are hit and miss. Oh, well, do you go to the swap meet for boots regularly?

Is that? You still have a beer here as well as live music. I sometimes buy livestock for parties like pig or steer and make carnitas or carne asada. Overall I still fuck on. This motherfucker buys livestock here. He just... And then slaughters it? And then slaughters them and breaks it down to carne asada. That... That's a man right there. and breaks it down to carne asada that Bro, that's a man right there. He started off bitching about tools and in the end He said I buy whole animals and slaughter them for parties

My fucking reticulating saw was too much money, but I bought a fucking hog But I bought some black Angostier. What the fuck are you doing, bro? That's amazing. Holy shit, man. This is, how many people are coming to your party, first of all? And I want to go to this party because I don't want to be there ahead of time when you're slaughtering anything. But yeah, I don't want to see any of that.

Once the carne asada is in the burrito, I'm your guy. Tell me, tell me. Goblin gives one star. Careful for car bandits. Oh, they're stealing shoddy or car- Tried- Walking around? Tried stealing my Yukon in the dirt field they call- dirt field they call a parking lot.

Just leave your shit in the field. Busted out my door lock but my alarm system went off and must have detoured this from happening. Wall to wall people, you can have that place. It's all yours. Yep. That's like, sounds like an old man talking about the mall. You can have it. You can have it.

That's what my dad always used to say. Go on and keep it. When he was a young man even. Ed one star, someone stole parts off my truck in the parking lot. Seems to be a common theme. It sounds like that's common. Seems like it. No security, so I'm never coming back.

We're gonna have to come back to get your truck eventually. Better take it home. Valerie or Val-er-ay, I'm sorry, one star. I have never seen so many flies. Thousands. Had to take a shower and wash my clothes when I came home. Fly infestation was prob just a fluke. No kidding.

Probably just a fluke. Then the response from the owner. Oh boy. One word, why? Yeah, motherfucker, why? We wanna know too. That's what we're fucking curious about. We'd love to know why.

Why are there so many flies here? I don't know. Okay, so that's why. Frank one star, stinks and food are expensive. The stinks and food are very expensive. They charge for stinks. The stinks are expensive. Hey, lookie, you just made a face. Did you get some stink?

Five bucks, let's go, hand it over. I saw you. Yeah, if you can take some of it home, would you like a bag? Oh my god, man. Yeah, so insane, they say. Alright. Then B one star, Swap Meat, you know what, never found a collection of people who refuses to negotiate any prices, same prices as any store. They won't haggle with you. It's not a Moroccan street bazaar and they're very

upset about it. I wouldn't call this a Swap Meat at all. They're not making any barter. You can bargain and swing at a swap meet. I'll give you fucking seven bucks. How's that? Anna one star. I love the whole movie scene but the swap meet isn't. I don't know.

Pardon? Kay? What the fuck are you talking about? What happened? Did you have a stroke? The whole movie scene. I thought I had a stroke just now that we're not understanding that I think Anna did but the swap meat isn't isn't Isn't what it isn't the movie scene. I don't understand isn't the movie scene. Okay moving on Diana one star

Vendors are nice food court liars and taxes not posted on price board, all caps, rude. Food court liars. Food court liars. Food court liars. Liars. That is, wow, food court liars, unbelievable. Then one star, don't trip here. Well, you're tripping leaving one star.

Yeah, don't trip. Don't trip here. Well, you're tripping leaving one star Don't trip left one star dirty messy place overcrowded and the vendors the people that work there are rude in unhelpful So take that nobody works there It sounds like it sounds like it's just vendors that set their shit down and try to sell it. That's it They come in and out they buy a booth for the weekend Michael one star. Yeah, it was just a junkie place junkie junkie place Pedro one star Very sad to see all the birds and animals. The conditions are terrible unhealthy

Let's not encourage the illicit persia purchase of all these species Oh, so they're selling selling a fuck. selling. Yeah. It is like a Moroccan street bazaar, but no haggling. My camels and shit. Here's a good one. I'm going to agree with the owner here on this one. Jessica, one star. This place is beautiful. There is everything. Even live music. One star. One star. Response from the owner, why only one star? You said you liked it. That's my favorite. You said you liked it, it's right there.

Why was it, what the fuck? One star. Then finally Martin, one star. This is maybe a piece of a haiku that I'm not understanding. Everything is very cheap and very expensive. Cheap shit at overpriced. There it is, way too much money

for the shit that they sell. That's it, I'll actually give one more here. Jose, one star, the churros they sell are from last week. Hard and ugly. The people selling them are the churros. Now, that's why when I read that one, I was like, what's fucking Canada? What do you expect? Of course the churros? Now, that's why when I read that one, I was like, what's fucking Canada? What do you expect?

Of course the churros suck. You want good churros? Be thankful they show up. Yeah, of course they're a week old. They had to get here from California or some shit. Arizona, what do you want? Makes way more sense in Ontario, California that they would have churros.

And yeah, okay, so there's that. And then this is good too. One star from Carina, no review, doesn't leave any review, has pictures, one looks like it's of a cooked chicken. Okay. One looks like someone drew Homer Simpson in cloud, in like in sky writing. Okay.

And then there's a picture of a building that has nothing to do with this place. One star. One star, and the response from the owner is just why why? Why is this none of these things that we don't even sell chicken like I don't understand what you're the owner is so much I'm a reason these things clearly and they're each time they're going why shaking their head why you do this? I don't understand you you're ruining my business. You're ruining it all Trying so hard. Oh god. Okay, so we we've went to Virginia for some fly covered for some fly

Baco we haven't escaped the flies Flies over here all over the place hard churros not any good coast to coast flies. I'm still hungry Yeah, but I feel like we've already eaten this terrible showny's. Let's hard churros, not any good. Coast to coast flies. I'm still hungry. Yeah. But I feel like we've already eaten this terrible shownies. Let's get some dessert. Let's go back across the country. We're going to Connecticut to Meridien, Connecticut to go to Cold Stone Creamery here. And let's find out. They got them up there too. They got them out. They're fucking everywhere. I think are they nationwide? Yeah. Yeah. You can't escape a cold stone. They're everywhere. They're every...

It's a genius move. It really is. So smart. It is. We'll charge $17 because we mashed up your ice cream, made it not as cold as it should be anymore, but now there's gummy bears in it. Thanks. They make a great shake, Jake?

Here's extra money. Yeah, they do make the shake. I took my son to go get a shake the other day, and I just said strawberry shake, he said chocolate. They make the shakes, they ring it up, and they go, it was $21. Yeah! Fucking insanity. I was like, no, we only want two.

I'm like, yeah, yeah, they're $9.99 a piece. That's insane. What are we talking about? That's airport prices, that's crazy. Was this at the airport? If not, I don't wanna. No, it was in a strip mall, you gotta be shitting me. No, fuck that. What are we talking about? That's airport prices. That's crazy. Was this at the airport? If not, I don't want to... No, it was in a strip mall.

You got to be shitting me. No, fuck that. The first time I went there and they were making my cone, I was starting to get like panicky and anxious. I go, I'm like, can you, can you... It's ice, it's melting. Hurry up. I'm watching it melt in front of my eyes and they're fucking doing this shit and swirling

it. I'm like, stop! Put it in the cone. You're fucking it up but time I got it's all mushy and soft like I don't want this sucks dripping out of the cone and and it's called cold stone because they do that stone that's that's frozen so it should be errors and that's the problem it's still fucking 80 degrees in there and you take the bottom and expose it to the air then you take

that bottom exposed to air ice cream melts, then you take that bottom and expose it to air. Ice cream melts fast. It's just melting. And Arizona, it's under fucking 17 out there. Second you walk outside, then it's liquid because it was half defrosted in the store. Yeah, it's dripping down your leg. So this is 490 South Broad Street,

number three, Meriden, Connecticut here in the Silver Commons shopping center. 3.8 stars on Google. So people are upset about this. Alex, five stars, excellent and friendly service. We drove from Hartford a good 35 minutes just for the Ice Queen. That good it is. I think they mean that's how good it is. 35 minutes? They don't, there's not a Cold Stone in fucking Hartford. Or a Dairy Queen or a local place or a fucking anywhere that sells,

around me within 10 minutes there's like seven specific ice cream places. There's a Carvel, there's a fucking Dairy Queen, there's the Zoe's place, all these different ice cream joints. Joe's Dairy Bar, tons of them. Hartford doesn't have that. Apparently, I think it does. I really do. Is it you con and fucking Hartford. There's college kids. I really think it really does

Aniba five stars finally this place is under good management nice people nice service. Thanks. See you again You bet three stars from Jonathan the prices has gone skyrocketing You ain't kidding man. The prices has gone skyrocketing. They're out of their fucking minds. Even though the ice cream still tastes good, but not cool when I used to buy three ice creams for the price of only, of what only two are worth and the toppings are extra charged now before it wasn't.

This new management is terrible. Bring back the regular prices it's too expensive you're going to lose loose customers and eventually run out of business with these prices no punctuation in that loose it man you're gonna loose customers all loose so yeah that is the I agree with him despite his lack of ability to write a fucking review. The owner says can't even break even with these prices. We are here for service. I wish I could reduce.

How in the mother fuck are you not breaking even? I'm sorry. With $10 for a shake? You are doing something wrong is what that is. That's crazy. I can go to like the Stewart's here and get ice cream up the street here, get a half gallon for fucking four dollars. I could make a bunch of shakes out of that.

It's literally a scoop to make a shake. How the mother fuck are you losing money? Wow. Trisha, two stars. Only three people working on a Saturday night, not friendly and took forever to make people's ice cream. Waited over 10 minutes online with barely any movement. Only gave two stars because it smelled good when you walk in.

Oh. It's like there's an extra star. Yeah. I would give one, would give no stars, but it smelled good. Yeah. Diana, one star, you're not supposed to be closed till late. It's 7 p.m. and you're closed. And by the way, this is all not the correct

yore, of course, obviously, because it's a fucking review. Why would people spell correctly? Correct your online hours. If not, you just made a pregnant woman that drove all the way from Hartford just for this. Don't do that. Oh, she was craving that shit. She's like, you will mix gummy bears into my ice cream while she bangs on the window. I want bubbleg gum ice cream with fucking onions in it. Now! Garlic pickles, let's go! Chop them up small.

Chop them up small. Put the pickles in the peanut butter cups and then mash that into the thing. You guys just broke my heart and made such a bad first impression. So disappointed. First impression? What? First impression? What? First impression? You had a craving.

You've already had this. That's it. Yeah. Well, the owner responds, that location was temporarily closed because of ownership change, but now it's under new management. Will not happen again. I feel really bad for you, but we are in the process of getting licenses and all. Sorry again.

Please try again. Then update your reviews. How about ship that pregnant lady free shit and then, yeah, send her a gift card. I was going to say, imagine how melted it would be by the time it got to hard. Send her a gift card and tell her to come back. One star, this is post management change here, two months ago. The staff is not trained well. Well, that's not good. The owner's new. How the fuck, how do you train some? Listen to this though.

My ice cream was melting and dripping the minute I got it. That's the cold stone experience. You just got it. My darlin sounds like they're trained perfect. That's perfect. You did it. A melty, smushy ice cream cone. Thanks. That's off serve. Nope. It's not actually just lips on it and thanks. That's soft serve? Nope, it's not actually. Just melted. Just put your lips on it and suck. That's all, suck it on out of there, that's it. Do it. I asked for a cone and got it in a cup.

When the lady changed it to a cone, it melted even more, because it was already melted in the cup. So yeah. Overall, poor service. Oh boy. Hannah, from very recently too, well after the ownership change. One star. Don't bother going here.

New owners so prices are up and have to pay a ridiculous amount for each and every topping. One dollar plus for an Oreo question mark. Yes, that's what they do. They are going to rip you off. Felix, one star. This place is somehow still in business and I do not know how. There are weeds growing by the door. It looks like the entire plaza is unkept.

Tried to go here once but they were closed when online showed it is open. Come back a second and last time and the employees did not wash their hands, did not have gloves on, their counter looked like it had dry ice cream on it from the morning, and worst of all, they had a fruit fly infestation. Ew, that's gross. What the fuck? Why is America- What is going on?

Why is America flooded with flies? This whole episode is just flies. Sometimes it's poop, today it's flies. I don't understand it. Flies, flies, flies. No one seemed bothered by it. There are fruit flies, fruit flies, how was that? Yeah, if you like fruit pie, you'll love to lie dough. There are fruit flies being hatched all around the glass

and over a dozen flying around. There were more than likely on the counter all day, this is where the ice cream is being prepared. This place is not it. Drive to Clinton to get your cold stone because this location is filth. Yeah, and that ice cream that you think you see, that's just ice.

It's a cold stone, motherfucker! It's frosted! Response from the owner. Uh-huh. Hi, it's under new management now, so please give us another chance. I already talked to the landlord. That's their responsibility,

but I tried to remove what I saw, meaning the weeds. Please give us a chance and update your review. Come back! Come back! Fuck! If you take over a place like this, because this is the... This is pre-new ownership, these reviews. Alia, one star, I arrived with company to get ice cream. You could just say me and my friends or people who was in a group with company. It's not company if it's not at your house. That's what company is. If you go out, you're just meeting people. That's not company.

We arrived with an entourage. We had turtle with us. Yeah, we had turtle and drama. It was amazing. There was no label claiming to not have Apple Pay at the door. And at the register, yeah, and at the register after we got our ice cream, there was no sign, there was a sign claiming to not have Apple pay and I had no other payment on me.

So the manager, Pamela Rice, had me send money to her personal Cash App account and I'm not even sure that was legal. I don't think it is. I don't think it is, no. I think that is, that's laundry. She said, bitch, you're paying somebody for this ice cream, is what she said, might as well be me. Wow.

The manager's response to the situation could have been adjusted better and the sprinkles tasted expired. Boom! Yeah, bad gents. Response from the owner, hi. Hi. You're welcome. Now it's under new management we will take we

will take Apple pay as well sorry for inconvenient we'll do anything we'll clean the weeds we killed all the flies we take Apple pay please come back we'll suck your cock come have our ice cream we'll suck your dick. Holy shit, this is a long one. Vanessa. This is ice cream, babe. This is too much for ice cream. Just say what James just said. It was runny and bad. Never going back. Dude, ice cream is never... This is like I went away for a week and they just badgered me and harassed me and my shit got stolen. they just badgered me and harassed me and my shit got stolen. While I was inside getting food, they were in my car rifling through my shit and fingering my children. Yeah.

It's a nightmare. Not even in that order. Vanessa, one star. I've been trying to get an order refunded since Friday at 4.30. I placed an order online through their website. They didn't have the ice cream in stock, but waited until I got there to inform inform me even though they have my phone number on the order I asked for a refund oh we can't do that you have to call customer support there is no customer support there's a customer feedback number but not support I call that they

tell me the store is supposed to cancel the order the shorter mail said that only the store owner can do a refund he'll be in later tonight to process your refund lo and behold I wake up Saturday no cancelled order or refund I call sling with that short Wow yeah the short guy you know it I call at 12 p.m. the man I spoke to yesterday picked up the phone said the manager would be in this afternoon. Call back in three hours. Only the manager is trained how to give refunds. I call back around 9.30.

The woman who was there yesterday with the mail picks up, is absolutely rude and said, he won't be in until Tuesday. That's not what I was told and I tell her that much. She changes the story, quote, oh, he might be there tomorrow afternoon, Sunday. Might? How do you, how do you people not know when your manager works? changes the story quote oh he might be there tomorrow afternoon Sunday might how do you how do you people not know when your manager works so I told her I'm going to call corporate and ask for her name oh we're not allowed to give

out our name she says which was her way of saying she was afraid to get in trouble for lying repeatedly even though it won't be hard to narrow down who she is and her co-worker are and then parentheses, the African American lady with the birthmark on her forehead and shorter olive skin male. She then says, we're about to close and hung up the phone on me and now refuses to pick up the phone. Wow. Mind you, they close at 10 and it was 940.

When you're that recognizable. No That's the thing you got it. Yeah, Ted Bundy knew we could blend in that was the difference like I could people I look like everybody I don't have a birthmark on my fucking face. The birthmark on the forehead is gonna be tough. That's bad. That's tough Yeah, you can't be seven feet tall. I can't have a birthmark on your forehead. You don't get to rob banks with that Tattoos on your face. You don't get to rob banks that with that tattoos on your face This is the absolute most incompetent untrained disrespectful staffing I've ever witnessed in a cold stone in a cult. That's a nice in a cold stone here like you've been to shown I've been to show I've been all over the world. Damn it. I Wanted to supply ice cream for a party

I was participating in on Friday, and instead I'm out nearly $20 getting the shaft from this poorly trained staff in a store that apparently has a manager that comes in, quote, whenever he feels like it, in their words. By the way, $20 worth of ice cream was not enough for a party, okay? No.

Not from Cold Stone. That's enough for you at Cold Stone. It's two shakes. You and your kid. $20 worth of ice cream was not enough for a party. Okay Fucking bent over I'm getting bent over the cold counter here Don't think I'm not God Double a one star avoid this this establishment. Oh really? It's currently 842 PM. Oh boy. I love the current ones. And despite arriving with my two young children we were shockingly denied service on the grounds that the place was closed. Right. That's not denied service, they're closed. You made it sound like they were serving

people. They go, not you and your little fucking rugrats not you and your urchins get out of here on the counter we're serving nobody this occurred well before their schedule nobody's getting any this occurred well before their scheduled closing time they close at 9 p.m. after stating that we just wanted two scoops of ice cream the man behind the counter said no that they were closed and they can't serve us After pointing out at nine nine after pointing out that it wasn't even nine the disrespectful man working there Was he shorter olive skin man? Says I ain't serving you and sticks his middle finger at me

Yes Score his middle finger at me. Yes! Score! Score! That's the cold stone way. You're getting runny ice cream at the fucking bird. You get runny ice cream at least a half hour before we close. No later. Other than that,

fuck yourself. Oh, by the way, here's two little ones for the kids. There you go one for each hand takes them out of his pocket. There you are. I found these for the kiddies. I do have some for the kids though. Pow pow one two. Both of you can get the fuck out. Then he put his ass cheeks up against the glass.

And this is how Cold Stone treats their customers, because they can't, because people keep coming the fuck back somehow. For some reason, he put both ass cheeks up there and said, there's two scoops for you, right there. I got you two scoops. They're both vanilla. Caked up, mother. Check out these ice cream cakes.

Wow. Sticks up his middle finger at me in front of my two little children. Belittled me in front of my kids. Wow. What a piece of trash, she says. Well, that's what your kids think you are because you didn't defend yourself. That's fucking amazing. Melissa One Star. Yeah. The person working was not even wearing gloves while preparing the ice cream. He was sticking his entire hand in the waffle cone bowls to grab them, making the ice cream, handling cash

at the register, and going right back to scooping ice cream. Oh, did not wash his hands at any point, did not end up watering. That's smart. Yeah, he keeps his hands out of gloves because it's easier to give you double burns. Yeah, pow pow, I can lift them up this way. By the way, here's a sign, Quinn, one star, place closes early when the manager is gone,

employees don't care, trash down the block. This is what that person was talking about. Oh my God, the trash bin is overflowing, it's in front of the door. Right in front of the, I mean right in front of the door, the trash bin is overflowing. It's in front of the door. Right in front of the, I mean, right in front of the door. The trash is a foot above the can. I mean, on both, two dual trash cans on each side of the door, there's a trash can. Both of them are filled beyond the maximum.

There's $10 shakes in there. That's crazy. That is ridiculous. You can't treat people like that. No. Vita, one star, $15 for small ice cream. Never seen a trap like that. Yeah.

A trap. How is it a trap though? Lured me in with the peanut butter cups and then got $15 out of me. I could smell the chocolate. Response from the owner. Yeah Hi, sorry to hear that. Sorry to hear that prices are written on menu and it's the same everywhere. It's premium ice cream Thanks for your time. Is it? Just fine it's fine $15. Oh my god, that is fucking amazing.

Jesus. So here we go, Rocko One Star. I think this is probably the last one here. This particular franchise owner, Patrick, by the way, this is before the change of ownership, hires high school students and keeps them on for two to four weeks without pay, then lets them go. What?

Apparently this place was run like a shit show before. Wow. And this new owner's just trying to fucking dig his way out of this guy's hole that he's done. Patrick really destroyed this place. He's like fuck I should have just bought a franchise somewhere else. This is crazy. Ruin the reputation of Cold Stone.

God damn it. I've currently been missing 26 hours of payment since I've since I have calls dodged for over one year Decided to take it to Google. Well, that'll do it. Yeah Really sad to do this kind of thing to kids in particular me and five other students in particular me. I'm never mind the other Me though In particular me and five other students who attended Wilcox Tech in Meriden. I hope the lack of honor is worth the Range Rover and BMW.

Oh, is he rocking those? I'm sure he is. The owner's like, they are, thank you. Yeah, it's super worth it. I got you dumb fucks to do my job. He's probably the owner of several shitty franchises. He's probably got a shitty Popeyes, and a shitty Burger King, and all sorts of shitty stuff going on here.

And then what he'll do is get into local government like the fucking Arizona dickhead. Yeah, exactly. That's what they do. They make all this fucking money raping you for $10 shakes, and then they're gonna fucking control your life. Control your shit too.

Yeah, that happens all the time. Arizona, that's really big there. Okay, so that's that one. And then finally, here we are everybody, our personal item of the week. I can't wait. How can we fuck ourselves like Goldstone is doing? This is the weirdest thing I've ever seen on this show, which is saying something. I don't understand. There's a lot of ones I'm like, okay, I'm not into that, but I understand it or whatever. I don't understand what you're going for here.

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I have a 6.5 inch circumcised penis. Wow. Stats on the table. Medium girth and the large on the table. God. Medium girth and the large fits great. My God. Mid girth over here. Girth mid this guy.

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Yeah, there's a guy. Was it on Nathan for you you or was it the other one that John will help to with John Wilson? Where the other one they watched every Nathan for you. I've never heard of this. They go to his house and he's like he's talking about his cock skin and he's got a whole setup with like he's got a setup so it still stretches it at night. He's got like a pulley rig system around his bed connected to his cock so it stays stretched.

He's like once in a while it'll pop off and hit my wife in the head and wake her up and that doesn't she gets pissed off at that but it's fine. And he had a song. Oh sweet Jesus no I've never heard any of this. I'm gonna stretch and bring my foreskin back again I'll never forget the song that's so fucking funny. He wrote a whole song about his foreskin. Oh my God. It's hilarious. But there'd be like stretch marks on it because you're stretching. I'm sure your dick's gonna look weird. It's gonna be old saggy weird stretchy skin. Oh Jesus guys. Stop it.

It's perfect for, oh here we go. Oh yeah that's right. Nice to wear to protect the head when I'm not tugging. Okay. it's perfect for all tugging the skinny means not jerking off. Perfect for all night day wear would definitely recommend. John five stars, the sleeping size is great at night. Sometimes I wear it all day. The smaller size is great for cycling and other athletic activities. Imagine you're standing next to some freak like you have no idea. Shooing fruit flies away. That's the only way is how are flies going to enter into these reviews. I don't understand that. Keeps the boy from getting irritated causing repetitive

caused by repetitive motions. Don five stars, feels great and fits well. Okay. I don't understand. Came exactly as described. Product has a slight smell, feels great and fits well. Yeah, weird silicone smell. Perfect for kinks, docking, and is a wearable sleeve for nighttime wear for those into restoration. Works great where other sleeves haven't for me. Then nice hood, bro. It Then, nice hood, bro.

It's a nice hood, bro. But I have heard of that too. Docking is a thing where uncircumcised guys wrap their shit over another guy's thing. They jerk off together. No, they jerk off together. Yeah. Why? To cum, I don't know.

Yeah, I don't understand. I guess whoever comes first wins. I don't know. With two guys, it would be a contest at that point, yeah. Well, that's why we know we're not gay, because if someone forced us to do that at gunpoint, we'd be like, all right, let's make a contest out of it, which that's just how we do it.

First to three wins, let's go. I'll just say that this is not gonna to work for me James. You better come. You better win. I hope you're in a weird force game shit. I'm never going to finish man. Oh god. Don't look me in the eye. Don't look down there either.

Yeah, just look over my shoulders. Look somewhere else. Yeah, just look over my shoulders. Look somewhere else. Stirling three stars. Good for self-stimulation, irritating to skin if left on. I'd buy again. Really? God, I imagine there's bacteria.

There's got to be all kinds of things that happen. You got to wash with soap and water It says look surprisingly realistic and seemed comfortable wearing it during the day for a couple hours wore it overnight But skin felt and appeared somewhat irritated in the morning didn't produce a natural moisture factor like I hope would hoped it would What you wanted to get wet this it's not it doesn't work like that Your foreskin your fucking silicone foreskin is not a vagina. This is not, it doesn't work like that. Your foreskin, your fucking silicone foreskin is not a vagina. It's not going to happen. It's great for self-stimulation with a lubricant. If you order it, then order a size larger than you'd think. If your average size or large and girth circumference, then you definitely need a large or at the very

least a medium, which will fit very tight. It's a tad tad, in other words, he has a small but girthy dick is what he's saying. It's a tad bulky looking, but it doesn't look that bad through underwear. You probably could wear it under a Speedo if you wanted to look larger and no one would know otherwise. What the fuck? How much?

You're only getting, I mean, you're not getting anything. It's like a little fucking yarmulke for your dick. I don't get it. I don't get get it a little dickhat doesn't make sense Three stars came as described Okay, and then says not a big golf this or not a big fan golf this golf this I don't know. I don't know what that means golf. There's a there's a an autocorrect to golf I don't know what it is. I well one person found that helpful somehow I don't know how that would be

Hey, they get it Christopher two stars too short bulky and expensive Agree with that last statement that is very crazy price I'd have given this three stars, but because it's so expensive and I don't use them Recycled them it gets a low to yeah, you can't that's your that is your foreskin That is three cold stone shakes were the foreskin Wow, there's a lot of force good if it was tighter slash thinner at the base unless bulky there at the ring It would be wearable, but it's too thick pant bulge is absurd Yeah the ring it would be wearable but it's too thick. Pant bulge is absurd.

Then Jay, one star, too tight. Ordered the large and it was too tight, materials too thick. Ended up rubbing a blister on my shaft. Good for you and your huge dick. You don't need this. What are you doing? Big old cock there. Shagger gives one star.

Lost it in somebody. Don't waste your money Did not work as expected should have been made with lambskin It was not natural made of rubber. It says it's silicone you fucking dummy Then this is great here. I think yes the last one here finally One star it did not meet the expectation, it was not what I expected. What did you expect? It's a rubber foreskin. That's exactly what it is,

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