Your Stupid Opinions - Football Hall Of Mid, Jealous Lifeguards, Tiny Junk Pouch

Episode Date: December 9, 2024

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Wondery plus subscribers can listen to your stupid opinions ad free right now join Wondery plus in the Wondery app or on Apple podcasts Hello everybody and welcome back to Your Stupid Opinions. Hey! Hello there, thank you so much for joining us. My name is James Petragallo, I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wissman. We are excited today for more Stupid Opinions, more people's opinions. I love it.

This is, like we always say, the opinions for the most part are more about the person leaving them than the thing that they're leaving them for. Oh thank God they're so prevalent. They are so prevalent. Luckily this is the currency of earth right now. Reviews. Never mind money or food or water or anything like that. It's reviews man. I need those reviews. Speaking of that you should give the show a good review. Sure. Give us five stars and say something nice wherever you're

listening but never mind all of that shit let's get down to it we as promised last week we are headed to the Pro Football Hall of Fame great something that holds great interest in America and zero interest in the rest of the world so that's that's that's a fun international listeners hold on for ten minutes don't worry it. It's the enshrinement of The best people on the planet at playing a sport that you don't give a fuck about you Don't care because wherever you are your people aren't big enough to do it. That's the problem, but we'll force them on you Once a year. Oh, yeah, we'll come to your country. God damn it

We'll come there Mexico Mexico England, we don't care wherever give you the commanders and dolphins oh you're getting shit you're getting Jacksonville don't worry you're pretty damn good Jesus imagine imagine being in another country and then being like where the fuck is Jacksonville they don't know where Jacksonville is over there they're like what is this team give me New York or Los Angeles or Chicago or Atlanta or something like that Look at me fucking. I've never heard of Jacksonville. Is that a real place Green Bay? I have no idea what that is

Is that a real place? What is happening here? So the Pro Football Hall of Fame is in Canton, Ohio It is at 2121 George Hallis Drive Northwest in Canton, Ohio. George Hallis was the owner of the Browns? The Bears, he started the Bears. Bears, yeah. Started the Bears. That's right, GSH, yes. Yeah, yeah.

So, yeah, he started the Bears as like a club team, basically. Yeah. And he, wow, I think he bought into the league for like $25 was the... What a brilliant... To put a team down, which is great. It's like them, and then the Giants paid like $2,500. The Marra family paid like $2,500 for the Giants paid like 2,500 for the Giants and then the Steelers too were very very cheap in the 30s too

Yeah, the depression. Yeah, cuz nobody could afford to put them out. So yeah, yeah People are selling them. So this has and it's in Canton because that's the first football team of the Canton Bulldogs were the yeah, there was Canton Bulldogs and the they were the Chicago Cubs I think at first off of the... Canton Bulldogs were the... Yes. Yeah, there was Canton Bulldogs and they were the Chicago Cubs, I think, at first off of the... Oh no, they made them the Bears to not be the Cubs, to be like, well, we're the bigger version of the baseball players, basically. We're the adults. So, it is 4.7 stars out of 7,777 Google reviews.

Look at that. That is crazy that anybody can give it less than five stars. And the things that... That's what's fun is the things they give it less for are hilarious on this. And that's why we do the show. Pro Football Hall of Fame is the Hall of Fame for professional American football. That's the description here. Let's get right into it.

Here we go. Here is Jane gives five stars. My kiddo was a huge football fan and was in football heaven. The museum has a great combination of interactive exhibits, memorabilia and history. So fun for all ages. Interactive exhibits included computerized activities, a brief historical movie, Xboxes with Madden football and other technological touches throughout the museum. A highlight for my boy was the opportunity to play football on the field they have on site. We all had a great time. That should be every review. If you like, you shouldn't come here if you

don't give a shit about football. And this person went obviously in a time that was not the Pro Football Hall of Fame week where they induct the new players. That week is bananas in this town. Oh, yeah, the whole town is taking over. It's like Hall of Fame week in Cooperstown. Yeah, and then they had the new players, that week is bananas in this town. The whole town is taking over. It's like Hall of Fame week in Cooperstown. Then they have the Hall of Fame game on that field and they pick, I don't know, it's generally whatever team has the most inductees that week, they'll use that team and then another team and they play a game.

Yeah, they play a game there. An exhibition game that means nothing. An exhibition game that is less than 10% energy that these people are putting into it. Well I think it's the first exhibition game of the preseason is that game. That kicks off the preseason. Oh is that a preseason game? Oh fuck yeah that's a preseason. I think it's the first one. So it's in like these guys are like how do I tie my pads on again? Like they're barely even involved here. And then it's probably like not starters.

So those are the guys that are trying to get on the team. So maybe it is a good speed. I don't know. I've seen it before and it's not good. Here is Chargives5stars. Went on a weekend that was not busy and got to see all the exhibits, no problem. The staff is super nice, helpful and informative.

Even not so big a football fan would enjoy. Yeah, because it's a history shit. So if you like a museum, you'll like that kind of thing. RZ One Star, the outdoor facilities are absolutely terrible. Okay, was here. The outdoor facilities, like what? What is that?

This, well you'll hear in a minute here. Was here for a soccer weekend. Well guess what, motherfucker? That's not what this is for. Just because they have some soccer games there that you're here. Did you look at the at the bust of George Hallis? Are you an Ohio resident? You came down from Dayton and you're gonna shit on Canton. Did you see Dick Night Train Lane's bust? Are you happy with that? What do you want? Parking is atrocious not parking attendees basically park wherever you effin want

Okay, okay on a weekend that doesn't have anything to do with football then yeah They don't cares fields are so poorly designed with wind and Sun in your face or packed on one ending Fields are minimal required length and virtually no ability to watch games from the sidelines required length and virtually no ability to watch games from the sidelines only lengthways unless you want a view from outside a fence or raised net that could have been lowered on top of that they charge admission zero stars it's not about the Hall of Fame he's talking about a fucking soccer field on the property there's nothing to do with this shit okay Josh one star tried to visit yesterday after driving two hours out of our way.

Well, this is a destination, so. The website says to just enter an address and let Google Maps take you there. We drove around for an hour and a half and everywhere Google tried to take us was blocked off. So this is the Hall of Fame's fault because the city has blocked streets off. Construction. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Signs all over the area pointing us to blocked off entrances.

Nothing on website or Facebook saying that the hall was closed or alternate entrances to use. We ended up just leaving. Well, nice stick to it. That's on you. Yeah. What an incredibly disappointing and frustrating experience. I feel like a small amount of communication would have went a very long way.

It's too bad because I'm sure the hall itself is fantastic. Why did you? Oh, my God. What are you doing? Give the city of Canton's road crew one star, not the Hall of Fame. Ohio's general construction crews and contractors of fixing the thorough way. Let's be honest. Give Ohio one star, not the Hall of Fame. This is probably the nicest thing in the state.

Yeah, Ohio sucks. What are we talking about? Yeah. Jesus Christ, speaking of that, we're gonna be in Columbus next year for Small Town Murdy. You should get tickets for that. Reese, one star. Where were, oh, where to start, okay.

Where to start about the Hall and everything associated with it. Not a question, not an ellipsis, just a sentence. It used to be fun and a quick event until the hall decided to milk it out for a week to screw fans out of as much money as they could get. Screw them. I think he's talking about the Hall of Fame weekend now. They also done everything they can to fight people getting free autographs. They done everything they can, boy. It's almost like people are using Roger Staubach in his free time to try to pay their mortgage.

That's weird. That's crazy. Strange, right? Jesus Christ. Roger, sign this. I bought a car too expensive for me. Yeah, come on. I got a whole case of footballs I need you to sign, please. The only autographs they like are the ones that they try to get fans to pay outrageous prices for.

Well, part of that is because they have to pay the guys to come there. That's the thing. They have to pay Roger Staubach to come sit there all fucking day. He doesn't want to go there and sit there. And Roger played in a time that he probably does not have the money that 90% of the guys playing today have. No, he does because he's a great businessman.

I read an article on it. But most in the 70s, those guys made ugots money. They made no fucking money. Right. I mean, OJ Simpson a half a million dollars a year or whatever But I mean if you were an offensive lineman you made shit and now you've got a walker Yeah, you better trans you know translate your fame into fucking business in some way shape or form Otherwise, you're screwed here So they say the fun surrounding this event was gone many many years ago and inductions. What a joke

What instead of including the true elites of the game just about anybody gets in now 84 players inducted in the last nine years is insanity But you can't really compare it to baseball because there's twice as many people on a football team as a baseball team So you should let more people in and also that's not even 10 a year getting in Yeah, and if 10 people a year are standouts, there's way more than that. They're good Yeah, I'm fucking 98. Well, the problem is if you let let's say you let three people in like baseball Yeah, you'd get you know a big wide receiver with tons of touchdowns a huge quarterback who's a you know it was an icon of the league and

somebody else. What about the offensive guard who was great? He's never getting in. He's never getting in ever. Never no and he is the reason that the running back got and the quarterback isn't dead. Yes right. He's the reason the quarterback was able to complete a fucking pass and the running back got more than two yards of carry. That's it right there so interesting. But this guy's gonna bitch. Charlie one star comparing it to Cooperstown is an afterthought. Comparing it to Cooperstown it's an afterthought. Saying Cooperstown's better. Bears fan, but simply the sound of traffic at the entrance turns me off That's not the inside of the museum. I don't know Former Bears season ticket holders were done by 10 15 a.m

Don't think this museum is anything like Cooperstown. Okay, so he's saying they were such big Bears fans And even they were done by 10 15 They saw the Walter Payton in the dick buckets and they moved on that was it One star here, I know a lot of people enjoy this spot for me. It was underwhelming They need more interactive exhibits and the seats in the movie room were so uncomfortable I need Jerry Rice there to polish my fucking balls. I need him to catch some fucking outpasses from me. Like what the fuck are you talking about? Interactive?

Nasty moths running around. Yeah, did you see people's old jerseys? Because I think that's what Hall of Fame is in my mind. I don't need interactiveness. Yeah, if there's game used shit there, that's amazing. That's pretty cool. Look at that. This was in that game.

Crazy that it still exists. Oh, that Super Bowl, remember that? Yeah, that's it Oh my god. Okay, Chad one star you desperately need to learn how to park people infuriating Parking seems to be an issue here Okay, here's another this is fucking hilarious one star start County residents save $10 on admission Has got to be a form of discrimination for the rest of the world.

Oh, okay. Because the- What the fuck are you talking about? What are black people gonna get in three, two now? What's that about? Probably the county probably gives them some money is probably why. You know what I mean?

Or they get a tax break there and that's the point of it. And they appreciate the residents that live nearby enough to say, come on by anytime. Go to Disneyland and see the difference between regular admission and California resident admission. Way fucking different. It's annoying.

Cause I'm sure they get tax breaks at the ass. So yeah, it's interesting. Okay, 41.50 in April of 2023 is ridiculous. And I thought $15 a few years ago was high. NFL is so greedy. Well, it's hard to argue with that, but still. One, I didn't go there. One star. I didn't go there.

Yeah, one star. I hated it so much without ever being there. One star. I didn't go, so I don't think it's good essentially Harry one star. How do you go lower? That's not how you say it Harry go if I could give it zero stars I Very disappointing the Super Bowl MVP has a display, but where is it in? Storage I guess two weeks for a Super Bowl participant isn't enough time to get it ready. How about one day for the Super Bowl MVP?

Still not enough time. Good planning, guys. I went out of the way to stop here in my way back from Minnesota. Why? On my way back is not what he said. He said in my way back, but yeah. So he went two weeks after the Super Bowl and the MVP's shit wasn't there yet

So he was apparently I don't know if it was gone already or not enough. It's in storage I don't know what's going on with that guy. I feel like he's ranting that as he's walking to his car Trying not to get off. He didn't get to see hit by traffic Yeah, the planet the planet is this person, one star. Such a disappointment. I love football. Wanted to and expected to love this place. Found it poorly organized, lacking in memorabilia. Really? Really. Way too small and generally cheesy. The busses were jammed together and you had to squint to read their names Do you want a giant sign over them? You can walk right the fuck up to them and touch them? What are you talking about? We have to squint though. I don't like to squint it takes you see this watch this Jimmy watch

See that takes effort. I had to use muscles around my eyes Yeah, it's dark in the room luckily you may put cases around them by now, but when I went you could fucking I could have fucked Troy Aikman's face like maybe you should wait there. I would he deserved it for all that bad announcing. He does that'd be great The NFL should level this place and rebuild a proper museum that truly honors the sport And all the great men who have played it with the money they have they should be ashamed Don't count other people's money. That's ugly. Wow. Yeah, I mean the NFL it's kind of hard not to They kind of yeah, I mean they've got houses and yachts to buy James That's what I mean the NFL itself like the owners. I'm like not even the players. Yeah, the fucking owners make

So much money in that sport. It's insanity. Jones does with his money. Oh god. I don't think you do want to know I don't want to count it. It's gross. I just want to see him do it. It's gross I've heard a lot of stories about him. He likes young ladies and he is gross. Yeah Imagine Jerry Jones fucking a 23 year old cuz that's what he does Really? Oh, yeah, that's Jerry Jones's game man allegedly based on what everybody who's ever been around him has said you don't have to say allegedly that's legal it's just oh I'm just saying I don't know I'm gonna fucking whatever but there you go that's wild Darcell one star I've lived in the Canton area for most of my 62 years but had never

been there really Really? Interesting. Then the Packers were set to play. My husband was so excited. He's a lifelong fan. The day of the game finally came. We stood in line for hours. When we went to get our seat, he was like a kid in a candy store.

Where's the one star part? I'm waiting for it. Little did we or anyone know what was about to happen. We bought beers, food, food t-shirts and seat pads We have Verizon and found it odd that we couldn't get a signal Why because ESPN was telling the county that they were canceling the game because of hard paint Everyone knew it Verizon were revolted. I don't know what I don't know what that has to do with Verizon That's what I'm trying to piece together

What does that have to do with any of that? ESPN called Verizon, it's a conspiracy. Well she's saying- Heart pain, fuck their phones. Yeah, this is everyone knew except the people spending money at the stadium. I will never forget the look of utter disappointment on his face and the fact that they just let us

keep spending money in there while the rest of the country knew the game was canceled. Never will I forgive them for that experience." I think she's trying to say that ESPN was blocking the signal so people in there couldn't tell other people not to come. That's crazy. That is really crazy. That's a, wow.

That's a person. There should have been somebody on site saying, no game today. Yeah. I was trying to think of a ridiculous conspiracy that person would buy, but there's no conspiracy theory I think this person would find too ridiculous. I doubt it. So they bought all the food, beer, and seat pads and sat down in the stands and were just sitting there waiting on a game?

And were waiting and nothing happened. They were like, where are these players? This is a... I don't think I've seen the anthem. Fucking nothing is happening here. Here is Tracy One Star. Don't like this place. They need to put Jim Plunkett in.

I don't know what the problem is. Oh my God. Plunkett's brother. One Star, no Jim Plunkett is not what I expected at all from anybody. Jim Plunkett, if you don't know, was a quarterback drafted by San Francisco, was a Super Bowl champ with the Raiders.

I mean, good quarterback and all, but I'm not going to protest anything over him. There's a lot of people with rings that aren't in the Hall of Fame. I don't know, Plunkett, and I don't know what the problem is with these morons who say yes or no, get heads out of butts, and then it has at least a dozen exclamation points. I can't even count them a lot. Just furious. Jim Plunkett's family is raging. Wow. Fucking angry. I will never go there again and I tell people it's not worth it to go. Maybe they don't give a fuck about Jim Plunkett. You ever think of that? He's just wandering the halls going, where's Plunk?

Jesus, this guy, I wonder if Jim Plunkett, he's gotta be a friend or something. Somebody. I've never heard anybody so passionate over Jim Plunkett in my life. I didn't know there was a groundswell of support for his Hall of Fame induction. It's the strangest shit ever. Mark Matthews here, one star.

Wait, the NFL is a multi-billion dollar organization and their Hall of fame is nonprofit and mostly volunteers or retired folks work there? NFL is shameful. I don't disagree. It is, but at the same time, if they did it the other way, it would cost even more to go there and then you'd complain that they're shameful

because they have to pay people. If you need that shit licensed, watch the fuck out, my man. Yeah, what do you want? It's gonna be expensive for that little hologram on the front of the building That's what's fucking that's what cost mine Also, if you're gonna hire people not have volunteers now you're talking about a whole other thing and that I'm to rep the NFL like any Any mistake made there reflects on them that shit?

And insurance all that shit comes with it nonprofit little museum. That's how they do it. Let it go. Yeah, Nora one star I've lived in Canton here for 57 years and never been I don't think I will Really I hit number one star or they wouldn't let me post this Why would you post it? You're reviewing somewhere. You've never gonna go. You just said yeah, this is the people that can't I Don't want to be spurred you're never gonna go, you just said. Yeah, this is the people of Canton. I don't wanna be smirkin' too hard. I've met several people from Canton, they're all very, they're just a ponderous group. They make decisions that you're like, really?

This is crazy. I've never been, I don't think I will, I had to, like what do you- I had to give it a star, otherwise it would let me present it. Or you could have said, maybe this is for people who've been there to give fucking reviews. Grady, one star. Hall of Fame with no packs of football cards? Pathetic.

That's the whole review. Football cards. He couldn't buy football cards there. He was feeling nostalgic when he went there. He's like, I want some football cards. And they don't have any. Then this is my favorite. It's two more and I love this one the best. One star from Will, extremely lacking in Bengals representation. Well that's the Bengals. Go look at, go stare at the Anthony Munoz exhibit and enjoy because the rest of it I don't know. Be grateful that he's there.

Yeah the Bengals don't pay people, so nobody ever wanted to go there, is the reason why you're getting lack of Bengals representation. Wow. And when have they been competitive within, except for the last few years? In the 80s?

It was a long time that they were bad, yeah. They went to the Super Bowl twice in the 80s, and lost to the San Francisco. They literally were called the Bungles, man. Yeah, they're just known as the cheapest team. People would get drafted by them and go, I'm not fucking playing there, because they don't pay shit.

It's just the way it is. Then they had a thing for redheaded quarterbacks, and those guys don't thrive in this league. No, generally not. You put them out. They're fragile. You put redheads outside, and they tend to wilt. That's the problem. They're not good outside.

You gotta keep them indoors. Controlled environment. Okay, so we've gone to the Hall of Fame. Yeah. It wasn't as impressive as we'd wanted it to be. No. So now I still have all this energy. Oh boy.

Let's swim it out, Jimmy. Let's swim out our energy. Okay. Let's go to the Bolt- Public pool? Fuck yeah, public swimming pool. Yeah, we're gonna get some other kids pissing her hair. It's gonna be great. She already is. Let's go.

Let's do it. The Bolton- I'm a little overweight. I could use some fucking- Do some laps. to get some other kids piss in her hair. It's going to be great. Let's do it. The Bolton. I'm a little overweight. I could use some some fucking. Do some laps. Some laps followed by some stomach flu. That'll knock the pounds right off. Bolton Pool four stars on Google out of 325 reviews. It is at 1590 Bolton Street, Southwest Winston-Salem, North Carolina. It is where we are doing here. It is at floor two of Bolton Park. It's upstairs. I'm not sure here. Let's find out all about it though. It's just, there's no description. I just assume it's a public pool. That's all it is. Okay. Peter five stars. Me and my 4 kids had a very good time.

They have a very big pool with multiple diving boards, a swim lane and plenty of life vests for the kids. There are many lifeguards and they do a good job watching the kids, making sure the small kids don't go in the deep end and making sure they have their life vests on. I was very pleased. Two thumbs up emojis. Love in the public pool. Here's Fred.

Five stars. There's nothing better on a hot day than cool water. The diving boards are great too. The concessions are really good prices. Mostly one or two dollars for a lot dog hamburgers are three dollars. I think he means hot dog. A lot dog. Those are what you buy in the parking

lot. Lot dogs. That's a fat lot lizard. Yeah. I see chicken tenders, $3.50 nachos, $3.00. Pickles, $2.00. Pickles. That's a weird thing to just have on the side. A big pickle. Maybe it's a big pickle. Tyler, five stars. What a wonderful public amenity Very clean and well maintained. It's worth mentioning that public pools can save lives During heat waves people need ways to cool off especially if their AC breaks or is insufficient They also drown in pools, so it's I think it's a wash probably on that. As much as it saves lives, it also takes a lot. Lindsay three stars. Lifeguards are all caps rude with three exclamation points. The girls act like they're better than people swimming

at that pool. This person's like, I don't like their tiny bathing suits and their tits looking better than mine, I think, is what Lindsay is doing. Yep. One girl made a comment the other day while checking the chlorine in the kids pool Apparently it wasn't up to par and she said and I quote I don't care. I'm not swimming in it

Okay, was shit I guess yeah, there's drowning like right in front of me. I guess I should but other than that I didn't go back for a few days after that Maybe don't go back at all if they don't keep the pool up Snuff and I have thought about going somewhere else not only that the pool breaks Not only that the pool breaks three question marks, okay Really? There are kids there that want to swim and I can understand taking a small break Oh, that's what they mean the pool breaks pool breaks for the lifeguards, taking breaks.

But an hour? That's really too much. Wow, they blow the union break, everybody out. Everybody on their own. Let's go everybody, that's it. We need salads. Fucking die on your own time, all right guys. Holy shit, and the lifeguards need to be worried

about having someone's life, saving someone's life, not catching a tan and blowing that whistle or petty stuff like a kid being on that rope. The guys aren't as bad as the girls. Bathrooms are gross. Of course, I'm sure the girls are afraid to clean a toilet or get their hands dirty. Is that part of a lifeguard's duty?

No. To clean bathrooms I never knew that not probably separate duties there other than that the price is good And my son loves to swim there the kids area is great, and I love that they make the kids wear a life vest It's very convenient Okay, but everything else sucks, okay? Randy two stars here the pool itself and the kiddie pool is great. However, the staff is a different story. Most of the, most of the are nothing more

than some rude teenagers and claim to hear thunder when it's a bright, sunshiny day. Lightning's coming, guys. I'm trying to sing a Brady Bunch tunes here and you're fucking claiming thunder. Just so they can be lazy and not have to do their job and go eat and braid each other's hair probably won't be back there that is great when they want to break through like you hear that thunder everybody that's amazing somebody just farted yeah Todd's always

good for some thunder high five five Todd. Hell yeah brother. That's a great job. Imagine another job like that where you can go, I heard thunder sorry. It's break time. Even if there's no thunder. That's amazing. Wild shit. Derek 1 star.

Decent pool but unnecessary rules. No. They wouldn't allow me to wear my goggles with the attached nose cover. What? All my I don't know why that would be all my life I've been wearing those goggles to goggle types to pools due to my nose being very sensitive to the chlorine. It literally burns. The rules just don't make sense. I would not understand or I would understand not being able to wear them when diving into the water But me just swimming and every time I ask her for a reason no one is capable of explaining it Nose clips don't work for my nose type either my nose type Okay, I don't understand that I've never heard of different type of noses.

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Jimmy just got a circumcision in the last 30 minutes here. Well what the fuck else could it be? My nose type. My nose type. I've never heard of that before. Very interesting. All I want to do is swim and have fun but can't even do that at this location. They want me to just deal with the extreme burning sensation in my nose.

I have to drive 30 plus minutes to other pools that allow those types of goggles. Very disappointing. Is it the snorkel that's attached to it that they don't want you underwater staring at children? You fucking freak. I don't know. I think he's just saying a nose cover. I've seen those before.

Yeah, but you know, it's the big goggles with the nose thing. But those oftentimes come with a snorkel and I Wonder if that's what he's doing and they're just like no dude. It has nothing to do with your fucking goggles It's the mouthpiece that keeps you under water. Who the fuck ever heard that before? No one get out from under there is the weirdest If you're like going underwater right by people all all bikini clad people. That's a separate problem though than going underwater That's yeah, problem though than going underwater Yeah, we should deal with that problem when it comes up, I think Maybe lifeguards are just afraid of confrontation. They're just like dude none of those goggles in this pool. So fucking weird

Bailey one star went there the fourth of Few days ago. I guess maybe the fourth of July. I't know, and I had been there previously in the same bikini I had worn that day and no one said anything. Well the other day one of the female lifeguards came up to me and my friend sitting down and spoke directly to me and said that I couldn't wear what I was wearing because it was too revealing and then walked away. There goes your lack of confrontation theory. Bitch, put those tits away. I guarantee you that wasn't a dude lifeguard probably.

No, no, no. Those bottoms are a little too small. Yeah, this Winston Salem ladies are jealous of each other. They're just from that last lady to this one. Mind you, me and my friend were wearing the same cut of swimsuit and hers was more revealing than mine And there was all multiple other women with worse than mine take it as a compliment You got a rocking body is what they were telling ya. Yeah, that's it And they're jealous or or it's the other way and they're like we don't mind seeing the ones with the lesson you need more

That open spot in the middle there. It looks like bread is baking out of it. It's a problem. Perhaps, could we interest you in the skirt section of the bikini. Maybe that's what it was. Yancey one star, zero stars they say. If you are a woman, you have to wear a swimsuit. Well that is, I believe that's ridiculous, right? Now I'm on board. Yeah

Yeah, you shouldn't have to if you don't want to I agree No women swim shorts allowed oh Oh, why not swim shorts? Yeah, they have those little ones that like Shorts or short things. Yeah, this pool should be shut down by the city due to their senseless and Uninclusive rules you have to have your ass hanging out They will not take it any other way but not too far out because then you can't leave then you can't be there's a there's a dress Code yeah, and a goggle code like that's like right up the middle. Yeah That's not too little

Now that's probably to keep people from wearing cutoff fucking jeans in the pool. I'm sure that's probably true, but you know John one star must have a racket going on with the city. Oh a conspiracy theory. I love it. Here we go Oh, it's all racket. So we've had two different the Hall of Fame in this both conspiracy theories I love it. They now require seniors to have a senior ID to get in. Yeah, what? Not a specific, just a senior. I think you have to have a certain one has your birthday. That'll be enough. Once you pass 65, they give you a special ID. One's a fall hazard one or DNR. They just start sewing fucking like a little, like a medical thing to your chest on all

your clothes. Where's your medical alert bracelet? You're not allowed in here today. They now require them to have ID. Your driver's license or VA ID isn't good enough. What? What? No, that can't be true.

You need a special ID? What the hell? The lifeguards are very rude and make up their own rules each time you go. I've been going here for 40 years, but I no longer will be Man 40 years of that guy's ball sweat in that pool 40 years and they haven't recognized that you've been there for 40 years and know that you are John let him old is shit fine Jesus Christ One star from Jabril the front desk desk attendant had horrible customer service and people skills,

very rude young lady and should not be customer facing. The bathrooms were disgusting and smelled. There was a tampon on the women's bathroom floor. There will be tampons! What? On the floor, ladies? Just throwing it right down. Plop. What sound did that make when it hit the ground? Yeah, does it? Does it stick? I guarantee it. Does it fan out? It probably started on the wall and then it worked its way down like one of those spider

things that are sticky you get out of machines when you're a kid. Yeah, it does a flip down and then on the floor. Definitely my first and last trip all caps would not recommend this pool to anyone We can get into water works for the same price with much better service. Well fucking go to water works then about that Janisha one star lame pool To lame pool talking about you need holes in the swim trunks just dumb what talking about you need holes in the swim trunks they're saying need to be like the meshy swim trunks on the inside not like a solid pair of shorts I guess is

because that would be yeah I'd say no cutoffs that would be my rule anything else who gives a shit I don't know buy some fucking shorts that are for swimming in. Don't put your basketball shorts in here. Yeah, I don't know, even fucking, I guess basketball shorts. What's the difference between that and a swimsuit? They fall off so easy, basketball shorts. So do swimsuits.

I suppose. People's shit falls off all the time. When you're swimming, if you get out of the pool and your fucking pockets are inside out, you know those aren't swim trunks. Those are not swim trunks. That's a good point. Deidre, one star.

Rude, disrespectful, young, and immature. Three exclamation points. The whole pool. The whole pool. A hole with water. I was told to go to this pool because the hotel I was staying in's pool was under construction, so my family and I went to the, made the, my family and I went to the made the my family and I went and the big mistake out of my vacation that's exactly how it said so

it was hard to read because I'm like this sentence does not make sense being a guess or visitor not guest a guess I'm gonna guess a lot here Deidre on your bullshit or visitor there was my last and final good luck, you all that have to deal with that mess. Holy shit. Everything has two exclamation points, by the way, every sentence. They were the worst group of people I came across

while visiting in Winston-Salem. Public pool people, yeah. You're dealing with trash for the most part. A place named after two brands of cigarettes, crazy. It was strange, right? Really weird. You should really go over to Marlboro Cool. They have a much nicer pool. It's much better.

Fuck out of Palmall Newport. You don't wanna go there, it's bad. You don't wanna see what's happening. I told the hotel, don't suggest that pool to no one else At least that's them. That's the most coherent sentence. She's wrote so far. So, you know what? She's written it I don't even care. I get what she's saying. That's good enough for me Sounds me like she's telling saying recommended to everybody Wow I don't care if they can swim and hold their breath underwater if you don't have customer service dealing with the public your wrong

You're of course useless Okay, useless How about that take that? Yeah? Wow you should learn how to write Deidre Maddie one star we used to love going here dot dot dot Until someone drowned until your kid got kidnapped from there. Like, it's very ominous, the ellipses, right?

Until they refused to let our 12-year-old swim without a life vest unless he passed a swim test, something he did not want to do since he already did it last year. And then in parentheses, too much fanfare. The fuck are you talking about? Swim back and forth, you little asshole. Too much fanfare? Is there fucking- Paparazzi's there snapping pictures? What are you talking about?

Guys with goggles underwater looking at them? Glitter and confetti cannons when he wins, I don't know. Forget it, it's a lot. It's too much fanfare. I don't need the attention. And if you're going to ask parents if their kids can swim, you need to take them at their word.

No. No! No, you don't. Absolutely not. I disagree with that. I completely disagree with that. Just because that kid doesn't mind, or parent doesn't mind their kid driving, doesn't mean, or drowning,

doesn't mean that the lifeguard wants someone to drown and then they get fired. And there's a difference between Being able to swim in your backyard pool. Yes and swimming in a public pool because the big pool The deep end. They're so deep and they're so wide. There's a fucking deep end Yeah, yeah, and you can panic and get that open water sensation and then you it's over most house pools are like five feet You know what I mean? And worse over they're only like 12 feet across so you can kick off the wall and get to the other side. Yeah, these are huge.

You get stranded out there if you can't swim very well. If you need to take them at their word or you're essentially calling them a liar. And I don't know many people who would patronize a business that would call them a liar. You don't? And that time in quotes the liar is in there. Yeah. A quote liar. Andy one star, I was wearing swim shorts because I am uncomfortable in a bathing suit but they wouldn't believe that they were for swimming despite me telling them I bought them from a swimsuit catalog and forced me to show

them the tag on the inside above my butt. Are you joking? This is what I mean. What are we talking about? When we have teenage children parsing what kind of shorts you have to that degree, it's ridiculous. No strings hanging off. That's it. No cutoffs. Otherwise, I don't give a fuck. I mean, you can buy something from a swim catalog that's meant to lay on the beach, you know what I mean? But if it's- You would think it'd be allowed in a pool though. Yeah.

And there are things bought from different catalogs that are meant to appear to be everyday use too. True. Yeah. It was embarrassing and in my personal opinion harassment. Yeah, if they're checking your ass tag out, that's a little too personal. If I ever go back, it will be because I was forced or I have evidence They've gotten themselves together

Evidence someone's gonna come with a packet of manila envelope filled with shit. They've gotten it together. Here's Jer Jerrell One star don't get or didn't give me a second chance to swim test even though They didn't tell me the rules of getting in the pool chance to swim test even though they didn't tell me the rules of getting in the pool. Apparently if you get in before taking the test, which I had no knowledge of, then you can't swim without a life jacket. And then he failed. And then he failed.

Yeah, this motherfucker can't swim. How about learn to swim, motherfucker? How about being an adult that can swim? Yeah, this is an adult who pays the phone bill and can't swim. Oh. Doesn't know how to swim. Talk about this shit all the time. But man, my mother can't swim.

And I'm like, are you fucking serious? How? Matt, he can't get in the water. How the fuck can you be a goddamn adult and not know how to swim? I mean, minimally. If you can't swim, how can you be upset with somebody not wanting to take the responsibility

to keep an eye on you? The insurance liability of this? So I gotta stare at this person in their fucking shorts the whole time and make sure they don't drown? Make sure they don't get in the water. Jesus Christ. Madison, one star. Oh, this is bad.

Some creepy man was just sitting in the kiddie section at the pool and the lifeguard just let him. Well, he's probably got a kid in there. Oh, that's Jerry. He's a pervert. don't worry about him. He's a local pervert, he just likes to watch, don't worry. He's a look but don't touch type, he's okay. He's only a danger if your name is Chris.

Yeah. We just let him bank shit for later, it's fine. He doesn't bother us in here. As long as he doesn't touch it, leave him alone. We say hands above the water and he keeps it on the sides there. We have no problems with Jerry. Don't worry about Jerry. He'll leave in a little bit when he's full.

He'll leave, don't worry, when he's got enough for tonight. Uriel one star, staff is very rude. I've been here multiple times and each and every time I am forced to take the swim test. Staff also threatened to kick me out if I didn't wear a life vest and I know how to swim but I'm not going to take the swim test over and over again. I wouldn't recommend this to a friend because I feel mad that I have to retake the swim test over and over again and how can they assume if you know how to swim or not and also assuming age and they are really all teenagers and

make up their own rules just really tick me off because they have no right to assume gender, age, and if you know how to swim. Okay. That's the first two things, sure. A zero punctuation. Those first two things matter nothing to whether or not you can swim. No. When their job is only to keep your fucking face above the water.

That's it. So you can draw wind, they got to make sure you can swim if their rule is swim test or wear a lifejacket That's the fucking rule. Sorry and the rest of it. I'm not sure I don't know the wash make enough money and build a pool in your own fucking back. That's it They lost the they lost the thread there halfway through it. I don't know what was going on Savannah one star staff by the name of Morgan was very rude and aggressive with my child and I Raised her voice multiple times and very aggressively put lifejacket on Yeah, you sent your kid in without taking the test and without a lifejacket

So they yelled at you and then put a fucking lifejacket on your kid That's what happened is you broke the rules with an adult and took it out on your kids. Sorry Oh my god. This is a weird one Xavier one star the lifeguards are rude. The food has beetles and other bugs in it. Oh god. Beetle? How the fuck do you miss a beetle? I can see a fly getting into something,

but a beetle's crunchy. How the fuck do you miss when you push the bun down on the burger? Didn't you hear a crunch? How do you not know there are beetles there? They're huge. What are you yeah Wow I would not recommend this pool to anyone all right a couple more here Kaylee one star the seating area and even around the pool was gross for exclamation points hair food and then in all caps cigarettes were all over the place

Cigarettes not cigarette hair and food people's discarded shit and things with disease on them fine not a cigarette I won't look at that There's water all over the place on fire. Yeah, nothing's on fire That is three three exclamation points, but they're very upset about cigarettes being everywhere I wonder how many cigarettes were actually there in a town named after two cigarette brands in the South where tobacco's grown. When you drive into North Carolina, they stop you at one of those stations. It's not to like check if you have fruit. It's to give you a pack of cigarettes, just in case.

Make sure you're all full up. They go, welcome to North Carolina. Smoke them if you got them. And they fucking hand you back. What's your inventory? Yeah. What do you got there? How many cartons do you got and you're like what they're like take an extra carton just in case So it works Hey keep these away from the pools okay people get real pissed off Melissa one star was nasty with dirt floating everywhere Okay, and then finally Cynthia one star all, four exclamation points, never again!

Oh, that's it? Never again. Oh, I need the story. Two, no, never again. There's two things never again. There's the Holocaust and this pool. Never again. We won't let it happen.

And 9-11, never forget. Never forget. All right, that said, I think since we're already down to our tiny little bikini bathing suit since we're not allowed to wear shorts anywhere, let's just transition that right to the personal item of the week, everybody. Here we go. All right, personal item. This shit is weird.

I wonder if they'd let you wear this in the pool. Jimmy, what do you think? Probably. I mean, it's covering more than- I bet you'd be feel out to it looks like a swimsuit. What the fuck is happening? Okay, why is the necktie? That's okay? To describe yeah, it's weird. It's a banana hammock. Yeah, it's a it's a just a just a dick hammock there You can see like a job on the side It's yes like a jock strap, because it's got the strap around your waist

and then the thing to cover your dick, which is what a jock strap does. But this also has, it's connected from the band of the underwear up to a bow tie. Straight to your neck. It's all the same. It's a white band with a black stripe around it and it goes around your waist

and then it connects to your neck tie and it's got a bow tie. It's a white band with a black stripe around it and it goes like around your waist and then connects to your neck tie and it's got a bow tie. It's a fascinating suspender. It's like a stripper outfit. Yeah. So if you're trying to... It's a single suspender that attaches to your neck like a collar. It's so straight. Yeah. And it's got a bow tie on it.

If you dragged that, grabbed the person by that, they'd be like, oh god. Yeah. Pull their head forward and come after you. It's a leash that's elastic and stuck to you. It's so fucking weird. Well, let's find out what it is. Men's sexy underwear, bow tie briefs, pouch thong, men's low rise lingerie, premium cotton comfort,

stretch jock strap, black sexy men's underwear, sexy thong jock strap. That's how the description on Amazon. It is 100% cotton. Sexy men's underwear,strap, that's how the description on Amazon. It is 100% cotton. Sexy men's underwear, sexy low, same fucking thing. Extra wide waistband, good breathability, long lasting elasticity, no strangulation, that's helpful. Yeah.

I look for that in my underwear to not cut the air off. Yeah, top and bottom. Bright colors to show your muscles shape your body. There's no, no, there's not bright colors to, you're not wearing anything. You're covering 3% of your body. Whatever your body is, it is. This thing is not going to improve or it's not going to help your muscle tone. That fucking all Yeah one size fit for most it says Which is interesting it's only 899 So you want to do a little strip tease for your special someone gentlemen, I suggest probably not wearing this but maybe something like this

Like I said 899 has four point four stars out of 2036 reviews on Amazon, which is shocking. They have moved more than 3,000 of these probably. Oh, yeah, you figure reviews is probably one out of 10 people. So I'm going to say they have 20,000 at least. That's unbelievable. Wow, this is amazing. Designed for you, our bow tie sexy underwear has been designed to make you

look great with an elastic waistband with seamless fabrication. These jocks are made from a hundred percent cotton to make you look and feel sexy all day. Perfect gift for men, best friend, husband, partner. Don't give that... Jimmy I'm gonna buy... it says I'm supposed to give this to my best friend. So now at that's your best friend. So now at least we know we're getting each other for Christmas this year. Yeah. It's easy, finally. You're gonna open yours and go,

you're not gonna believe this. You're not gonna believe this. We're gonna do a gift of the jockstrap magi over here. It's gonna be fucking amazing. Oh look at this. Our packages are exactly the same size. Isn't that weird? Well according to this everybody says

well if I do give this to you I'm gonna give it to you before our next live show and you better wear well on stage obviously for the filming of the Terry Towne show I think I should definitely no we shouldn't. Who are we, Bert Kreischer? No, we keep our shirts on on stage. Who are we? Even he keeps his dick put away. That is true. Sometimes.

Sometimes. No, no, no, on stage. Yeah, perfect gift present. Present for weddings, anniversaries, Valentine's Day gifts, spouse gifts, birthdays, Father's Day. Don't give anybody this for fun. Here you go, Dad.

That's what I'm getting my father next year. That's what I'm getting him. He can wear it while he works on his Harley. That'll be great. While he's welding in the garage, I'll get him that. This is really good for welding I'll tell you what man he's it's real hot in here Wow help to improve sexual life how really doesn't make your dick better no feels like that would

make any woman run yeah you know what are you wearing if I walked out in the sour would crack up laughing she'd'd go, what the fuck? She would die laughing, honestly, because it's so ridiculous looking. And if your wife or girlfriend or anybody wouldn't laugh at this, that's not the person you should be with because that's fun. And if they will laugh, that does not help your sex life. No, it's not at all.

Anybody starts laughing during sex, the sex is over. Yeah, we're done at that point. Ash, one star, or five stars, I'm sorry. I Am the Party is the title of this review. I Am Party. Once you, I Am Party. I Am Party, I wear this. That's what this sounds like, some Eastern European.

Yeah, I Am Party. I Am Party, I wear, huh? Trying to get into a nightclub wearing this. But I Am Party, no, look. Your name's not on the list, I wear, huh? Trying to get into a nightclub wearing this. But I am party, no? Look. Your name's not on the list, I am party. I am party, all by myself, look. Clearly I am party.

Cotton breathable, penis burped better. I am party. Once you put this bad boy on, you won't be able to keep people off of you. Oh, boy, yeah, like security throwing you out. put this bad boy on, you won't be able to keep people off of you. Oh boy. Yeah. Who are you wearing this for? Throwing you out. The police you're wearing in public.

Hannah five stars fits well. Hannah wore it? She bought it for her boyfriend. She says, I bought this for my boyfriend for a gag Christmas gift. He thought it was hilarious, but he actually likes it. It fits him well. He wears it. He wears it to actually likes it. It fits him well He wears it to bed every night I laugh at him every morning and business the fucking bowtie on top ridiculous Christina five stars very sexy bought it from a boyfriend

Oof with five O's oof very sexy. I bought this for my boyfriend. It was quite impressed He was hesitant on it of course he was looks like a fool You might want to fuck someone who's hilarious I guess so that's me Put it on before me, but he put it on for me regardless, and was hard to resist him after. It's funny and sexy. Ladies, if you want to dress sexy and wear lingerie there's no reason why we can't ask the same. It's basically a man thong. It shows off your butt and securely holds the goods.

Yeah, but nobody, no woman has ever come out in lingerie and a dude laughs. That's the thing. We're like, oh shit yeah. That's never, we're like what the fuck? Get that off. That's what we do. Yeah. That's the funny part about lingerie I've never understood. I'm gonna put this inside you.

Yeah, I've never understood that. Hey, check that out. Awesome. Get rid of that before you get to me, please. Ha ha ha. Looks great. You know what looks even better? Your tits.

Let's see those. I'm gonna tear that like a fucking Christmas package. I promise you. See for women I think they kind of want the whole package and they want it to be like okay and seduction. We're just like oh your boobs are under there, get it off. How can I get to your tits? You know what gets me sexy?

Boobs. That's what gets me feeling good. Pull them out. There you go, now we're talking. If I pull on that is it gonna destroy it? Cause it looks fragile. Yeah, I think it looks like a pot. There's so many holes in the lace,

you know what I mean? Yeah, how does this work? Oh God, is this tied on? Oh God, Jesus, it's so delicate. Is this a clip, is there a clasp? Yeah, a little fucking doily on you. You could come out in garage coveralls, and we'd be with nothing on under it.

I'm gonna tear it. We'd be like, oh shit, yeah, get those up. Cause you know that you're gonna take them off in a second That's the point not what it looks like with it on So I think I'm in the fucking trash. I don't care. Yeah lingerie is for you ladies. We don't care I don't we don't give a shit you we'd be happier if you're naked. That's just better I mean all it does really is she comes out in lingerie and I go. Oh look we're gonna fuck. That's it Yeah, oh cool. We're gonna fuck get that off cuz I don't know how to take it off, and I go, oh look, we're gonna fuck. That's it, yeah. Oh cool, we're gonna fuck.

Get that off, because I don't know how to take it off. And I'll rip it if I do. Get rid of that. Right, get it out. And excellent, here we go. And away we go. You could have come out naked and said, do you wanna fuck?

I would have been. Same thing, exact same thing. We don't need the seduction, that's the thing. We need to know it's there, know offers on the table and we're jumping at it It's it's we're like hungry people. We don't need a seduction And you know come out with like cheeseburger sure good food under a big metal dome So you can't see it and then be like give you open it up an inch and give you a whiff of it We don't need that smell it and guess what's in there. I don't need to give me a hamburger put it on a plate

I mean it Jay five stars the initiator of a nice little game of slap and tickle slap and tickle yeah well this was the best purchase I've made this year normally my wife's come my wife comes strutting in with lingerie and I'm just bare as a precinct Adam in the Garden of Eden Jesus Christ, man. What the fuck? He really had to be weird about that. Now I finally get the opportunity to provide

the required marital lap dances to my much deserving wife. She melted at the sight of the outfit. The outfit took me from dad bod to rad bod. No, it doesn't. It made you look fatter if anything because that elastic that connects them It outlines your fucking belly man. It follows it. Yeah if you look at it from the side

it's not going to help. Oh my god. It's a stripe down the middle that makes it look like a two lane highway. That's right. Fat on both sides. I'm thinking about wearing this around under my clothes from now on. Oh god, no you're not.

Jesus, ok. Angie 5 stars. My stud muffin looks so hot. Ok. Yup, ordered this to spice it up. So what if his balls hung out either side? He did that on purpose? So what if the length was off and he couldn't stand up straight?

Ok, that's I'd be hunched over if I had this. This is one sexy pair of undies. My own floppy bald Chippendales is slouched in the sofa waiting for me. Thank you. Gotta run. Gotta run. In other words, hilarious is what that is. Next up, CPAP must have trouble sleeping.

CPAP. CPAP. He's got a little bit of trouble sleeping. Five stars, good investment for a surprise. Would you get return on your dollar here or what? I'm 5'11 and it fit perfectly. My wife loved it when I came out wearing it and used an English butler accent to propose a massage for her. She had to fondle it on me first.

Ew, what? I don't know. This guy's fucking nuts. And now we're getting into the little less impressed. Scott, three stars. The five star ones are the funniest there. Three stars could be better. Okay.

How can this be better? This is this. It can't be better. It could be something else. Yes be better. It could be something else Exactly could be different The fit is off weirdly sized pouch You got a weirdly sized pouch or it does it I feel like that thing's baggy on him. I think so. Yeah Balls are not hanging out Alexandria three stars boyfriend didn't think it was a great gift

No, no, cuz he looks like an idiot. I think it's a stupid gift because now you want to fuck a moron. Now you're a fucking idiot. I told my boyfriend I got him lingerie for Valentine's Day. I guess he didn't understand that I meant for him to wear, not me. Yeah. He's like, awesome. And then she's sitting there in her jeans going put this on he's like put this $9 worth of fucking floss I'm talking about that's the other thing lingerie is expensive. This is nine bucks That's what they give us nine bucks to humiliate me you like a lot. Yeah Fuck anyway, he was willing to put it on, but he wouldn't dance for me. He hasn't worn it once since then he doesn't like it That's why Kate three stars big ball problems. Mm-hmm got this for my husband unless you have tiny nuts don't get this

FBI the next person two two stars, so so. Scratchy, had to cut it apart. Cut what apart? What happened? Maybe cut the neck from the, maybe that? Yeah, cut that belly thing off of it. The FBI doesn't like that. They don't like that, no. Bill one star, oh well.

It's fairly small, doesn't cover much of the boys good for you not much cover as intended as someone mentioned best described as an eye patch for your junk okay she was disappointed not sexy at all i'll cut the bow tie i'll cut out the bow tie it's velcro the rest is garbage he's gonna save the bow tie for some other occasion what do you need a velcro bow tie for you know what I need a lot of times a velcro bow tie I'll keep that what the fuck are you talking about I just don't want to tie a bow tie it's a pain in the ass it's like yeah just velcro it on there Misty one star not for the hung is her cute little outfit the wife thought it was sexy unfortunately if you have anything approaching an adult size unit

the pouch will let you down for children for little baby dicks what do you got here for babies send that motherfucker to the pool god damn it was baby dick. I was at 50% coverage before stimulation. It only covered half his cock before. Once it's hard it was a little hat at that point. He was wearing a pouch hat. It's a little dome. Afterwards it may have well been an eye patch. Okay. Alright,. Um, Sylvan one star. Where am I refund? Where am I refund? Where am I refund? Uh, those are, that's your nutsack pouch, sir. You're going to keep that forever friend. Go ahead and hang onto that, sir. Um, then he says, I don't have a gift card. Where am I refund? Okay. You want a gift card? I don't have a gift card. Yeah.

I don't know if he should have a gift card to get a refund. I want a gift card? I don't have a gift card Yeah, I don't know if he should have a gift card to get a refund I want a gift card or a refund or a refund or something or send me a bigger junk pouch I'm not sure one star from Jay runs very small Crap not made for anybody with any substance in their pants Hmm any substance in their pants Any substance a dick not a dick gelatin gelatin whatever you got silicone anything in anything John one star needs better velcro send new one no then says fell apart credit me credit me send new

one better velcro it was nine dollars dollars. You gambled lost. It was nine dollars. Yeah, nine dollars for something like that. You buy it and if it's funny and gets a laugh one time, that's nine dollars worth. You got a nine dollar laugh? That's amazing. Yeah, if you're a professional male stripper, probably this isn't your outfit you're going to wear. Use it once for the Bachelorette party and throw it in the trash.

Throw it in the fucking trash. That's it. So there you go. That's the personal item of the week And I think we're gonna cut it off there All right, because we have the another museum was gonna say if you didn't like the Pro Football Hall of Fame We have for you and we'll do this next week the gangster Museum of America. Oh, is it in Chicago? It is in where is this place place? In Hot Springs, Arkansas. You know, the gangster capital of America.

The look on your face just now. When I told Jimmy that...his whole body...he was like rubbing his beard and he immediately, his whole body just stopped and he was like, what? Like it shut all of your systems down. Why the fuck would it be there? His whole body just stopped and he's like what like it's shut all of your system Your brain needed all of its processing power to try to figure out why it would be there to the point where it couldn't make Your hand stroke your beard anymore because it was just like why I don't understand geography doesn't make any goddamn sense I'm a moron and barely But you know that hot springs, Arkansas

I'm a moron and barely know geography. But you know that Hot Springs, Arkansas? It's not in the names. Not New York, not fucking Chicago or even Vegas where it would be some weird shit like that, LA even, San Francisco, some mob town. Hot Springs. Hot Springs. I'll take New Orleans even. What fucking memorabilia could be in Hot Springs Arkansas?

That's the funny part. A Bugs-E-Malone, Bugs-Eagle. Hardly anything is the funny part. That's the people are so fucking mad at this. It's like, what did you expect going to the Gangster Museum of America in Hot Springs Arkansas? The fuck did you expect? I can't wait.

Yeah, it's described as a museum with guided video tours on Relationship between local area and notorious American gangsters So if there's a road that goes through here and Al Capone drove past it once they're gonna have like Fucking old Nelson drove through he drove away from running from a fucking bank rob We we have old fast-paced babe Ruth era-looking film of it. Watch him go, zoom, there he goes. See, that's him.

Unbelievable. Un-fucking-believable. So yeah, we'll start out next week with the Gangster Museum of America because it's not something that you want to do two reviews of and stop. That's silly. We want to get into it whole next week and we'll make fun of Hot Springs, Arkansas, a little more and everything else so there you go Please please please get on whatever app you're listening on and give us five stars

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