Your Stupid Opinions - Friendly Sex Toy Shop, Museum of Broken Relationships, McHorsedroppings

Episode Date: February 17, 2025

One star reviews form all over the internet!! We check out the Museum of Broken Relationships which makes some people wanting more. A very bright & happy sex toy shop that seems to offend some of the locals & their kids. We finish up the epic tale of an Italian McDonald's that may, or may not serve "horedroppings" & much more!!Join comedians James Pietragallo and Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!Subscribe and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!!Don't forget to rate & review!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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We're going to be in a country we've never even talked about before, so that'll be fun. We got some interesting stuff here and some weird stuff. And before we start, definitely follow on social media, definitely rate and review if you like it, and if you don't, you know, keep it to yourself. And go away. Listen to Crime in Sports and Small Town murder, which are our other two podcasts Which are exactly what they sound like except comedy So that said let's dive right in here

We go going back to Rome to finish up with the Italian McDonald's that right it was not going well there from no No, we left off there was there's bouncers, which is different I don't know if I've ever been to a McDonald's with bouncers before. Interesting, yeah. That's different. That's like when you go to those gas stations in Phoenix that have armed guards there and you're like,

this isn't a good place, is it? I think I'm- Off duty cops, huh? I think I'm in a bad place. For buying a Gatorade? Wild. That's right, they're not even off duty cops. They're just like weird paramilitary guys. Yeah, you're like, what is happening right now? Why do you have a tactical vest on

at the QT Trying to get a dollar to go beanie for no reason it's wild shit, man So that's what's going on at this Italian McDonald's here so let's jump back in with the one-star reviews because that's where we left off and Here we go. This person lobbed middle-ist Okay says quote Perhaps the most dangerous McDonald's in Rome. Oh my god Is there more dangerous McDonald's is like is it known like a stay away from McDonald's? That's just sketchy What's going on here open 24 hours a day?

Well, that'll do it right there if you're gonna get middle of the night drunken guineas in there They're gonna be beating the shit out of each other. Trust me. I know my people. We will fight. Middle of the night drunken anybody is a problem. Oh, it's bad. It's bad. Yeah. You mix them in there with Taurus and everything else.

It's open 24 hours a day. It's often the scene of brawls and clashes between the frequenters of the Termini Central Station in the city, which I think is the train station that's right there. Yeah. Avoid evening and night. Very dangerous. Very dangerous. And they give a one-two food service and atmosphere.

Okay. So not good at all for anybody here. Next up, Justine, one star. She's got a particular complaint about a particular person, which I like. I like when they get specific I name them. Yeah, just like the people here suck. Well, tell me who sucks and you know who sucks here Sabrina at this McDonald's is very very rude Sabrina Sabrina's very very rude at Italian McDonald's

Went to pick up my order and I guess thought it wasn't mine She says taught it wasn't mine and just asked her if this is the right order and she started shouting like crazy. Yeah, you're Sabrina you haven't spent a lot of time around Italian people. Let me tell you something They tend to speak at large loud volumes We're gonna get high in volume real fucking quick And if you're telling us that we're not doing what we're supposed to be doing we know we are you're gonna get it twice as hard so Sorry, so you shouldn't fuck with Sabrina Sabrina's got other problems that that is that it was my order Etc and I'm not in the right mind get out of here you crazy fucking to your honor you're out of your mind

You dumbass all all she had to do was confirm. That was my order Sabrina very very rude all caps Well, she confirmed it by handing it to you Yeah, you might be out of your mind. Sometimes you might be Sometimes people say things real loud when they know they're right a little fucking who bots over here and this lady's gonna call you Out on it. That's what happens. Sorry Monk gives one star. I Spent a lot of money. Well, you went to McDonald's I don't know how you spend a lot of money at McDonald's a lot of money

I don't know, you know more than you should but you know, whatever the coffee was not as good as ours in CR I don't know what the fuck that means the food was also different, but not bad Maybe Czech Republic possibly another country. I don't know any other CRs That's all I can think of the food was also different, but not bad, but the service was terrible I sat at the table for 30 minutes. I hadn't finished eating and my food was taken away Nothing 30 minutes times up motherfucker get out. They just take your tray whoops. 30 minutes, time's up motherfucker, get out. They just take your tray, whoop, that's all. That's the new way.

You've had enough of that Big Mac, sir. You've had plenty of time to eat that. Not even you wanna wrap it up, they just take it away and throw it out. That's very funny. This is my favorite though. My old mother was still eating. My old mother.

Did you have a young mother? That's so amazing. My old mother was still eating, but the service, she threw it out. But the service, she threw it out. Very nasty treatment. Oh my God, that is funny. Well at least you weren't thrown out by a bouncer.

Yeah, I think you were. I think that's the bouncer who does that 30 minutes fuck head let's go That is so weird it's like when they first opened dispensaries in San Francisco They had where you had like a time limit of how long he could be there It was right a similar type of thing. That's so weird. It was very weird, especially It's probably because there's there's a fucking line out front. So, because this product moves. You just had to go out and buy more weed, though, and they'd let you stay.

So that's, yeah, yeah, that's, I do it a little bit at a time. Oh. Yeah, it's a weird thing. I remember being like, I'm still smoking and enjoying myself. Why do I, this is, you set up a place that's paradise for me,

and now I have to leave? No, I'm staying here. You give me a time limit in it? That's not right. And plus I'm stoned. I lost track of time. I don't know how fucking long I'm in here for. That's probably why they do the time limit because a lot of people are like, have I been here that long? Yeah, really? Doesn't feel like it. This person, wow, they must have had a wonderful life leading up to this point. Just an idyllic life filled with frolicking through fields of wildflowers because, wow.

Helen, one star. Worst experience of my life. Of your life? Of my life. I'm eating at McDonald's. Wow. Unless this, the rest of this is, describes a harrowing tale of like a saw movie where she was taken into a back room and sexually assaulted and you know What it wasn't that bad probably not that bad. I don't know

What was worse the staff or the food? My friend ordered a fish burger because she doesn't eat meat don't say it like the leg of fish is the way you want to say that fish burger. It's not like a stinky burger, Patty. Sounds like a trucker's term for a vagina. Yeah. I got a fish burger over here in my truck. They didn't have it at that hour apparently, so they tried giving us a burger with meat as a substitute.

We then tried to explain the problem, which they responded with shouting at us while speaking Italian. Yeah, that's what you're going to get. Well, they know they're right and they're going to yell it. Knowing we couldn't understand them. Oh, okay. Well, you were in their country, so you know, that's the thing. Perhaps it was Putan used.

Have you ever heard the term literally when in Rome? Maybe you should go with that. Imagine someone in our country going, and they're yelling at me in English, which they know I don't understand and I'm mad. You'd be like, the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, obviously. Then the disrespect, dot, dot, dot. That's the worst experience of their life.

Wow. Just getting yelled at by an Italian? Getting the wrong order and then being yelled at in another language you don't even understand. The worst experience of my life. What a great life you've led, Helen. Fuck man. Okay, here we go. Vought gives one star. I have been visited this restaurant I have been

visited this restaurant on January 10th or October 1st I guess it's Europeans would be October 1st 2022 at 103 a.m. 103 32 a.m. so that he has the second of when he got there that you're saying that like that's normal very specific. Thank you go 103 32 I got there you motherfucker probably looked at his receipt and it yeah, it said that's the only reason you would know Wow I ordered my food through automated touch ordered machine and paid my bill to mr. Ricardo. Oh, Ricky's there That's nice. Was Lucy around? Later my order number 005 came to display and I claimed to receive my food. Okay. He's a fun party. But Ricardo was in fun mood and he was joking with a girl. Yes, it's Italy. If's a girl around they're gonna be joking with they're gonna yell at you

And then flirt with your girlfriend. That's how it works there. Sorry women go to that country to fuck guys like yeah Ricardo knows what his job is and it's half talking to girls He's ready to take right off into the cell. I show you all around city. It's beautiful Show you entire town. I show you everything I show you Coliseum. I show you the best restaurants I show you under my covers where my penis live. I show you all Show you all the main You see you heard the fish burger I have penis cake it's very good You had a fish burger? I have penis cake. It's very good

For your fish burger I have been waited more than 40 minutes for my food during this time I tried to make him understand at least five times, but he was so rude and arrogant. He's like you're cock blocking me Yeah back off Finally I wanted to talk with manager, but manager denied and he said to talk with Ricardo. Ha ha ha. That's great. Just ask Ricardo, he knows what he's doing.

But Ricardo talking to girl. Well, tough shit then I guess. It's McDonald's, everyone's qualified to manage this. That is amazing. He said to talk to with Ricardo, but Ricardo was not ready to talk with me. No, he's busy Ricardo's getting some strange leave him alone. Finally a lady comes back comes from backside. Oh, okay comes from her ass and

Understand my complaint complain and claim she found my food is in the counter for so long for this reason french fry became soggy and I have to eat it because I was so hungry and was not mood to argue with them oh he didn't want to wait no I was tourist over there if I live in that I feel like you're a tourist ever no matter where you are if I live into that city I may file a case in the court in the what you're gonna sue what about hold fronting because Ricardo was fucking scamming on not what are you talking about do you know how many shit fries you're gonna eat and want to sue well Ricardo must be punished.

Punished? What, like legally? This person wants to file a case in court and have Ricardo put behind bars because he was horny. Or drawn in court for his soggy fries. One o'clock in the morning also. Like Ricardo's trying to make plans for after work care, leave him alone. He has no manner to work in the customer service related job.

Okay, whatever you say, sounds like you've worked perfect. Holy fuck man. And wow, Agnieszka, one star, the worst McDonald's I have ever been to. Now usually I go to the McDonald's, but I went to just the single McDonald's this time. I thought maybe he'd have it together a little more. I thought this was going to be run by Old Mac, so. Just one. Figured it was going to be in good shape, but no, it's the same as all the others.

How many times have you eaten at McDonald's and been like, wow, this was not bad? I've literally had it twice in my life. Yeah, we actually just had a McDonald's. We did McDonald's like a month ago Not even a week to last week last week. We went And it was in the middle of nowhere in where the fuck like in yeah in rural, Ohio at some truck stop They had a little McDonald's in the back and we were like, well, let's see how bad this is Drove through and it was fucking amazing

The fries were crispy the burgers were hot and good Everything was great. It was cheap as shit the pricing. I was wild I I actually had to check with you bring up a drink a sandwich and fries right we both eight for $20 Like a name a lot. How is this dollars? It was wild man. It was crazy So yeah, we got the worst McDonald I have ever been to staff should be fired a person named Lorenzo yells at the others There's always a Lorenzo Ricardo yeah, Lorenzo. That's his job though is to yell at the others. I think that's the yeller

I had the impression that there was a lot of mobbing among employees I don't know what that means I think calm your wording down if you're in Italy actually a very unpleasant and unprofessional atmosphere they disregard me when I try to ask for the rest of my order I only got half first they told me to ask for the rest of my order. I only got half first, they told me to wait for the rest. After half an hour, it turned out that the rest of the order was lying on the side and no one was going to give it to me. It was cold and I had to heat it at home. I do not recommend.

Oh, don't do that! McDonald's is not a reheatable substance. It's not. Whatever's left in the bag, you throw right in the fucking garbage because you're not reheating that shit. You can't, you don't have the machine that rehydrates that. I fucking tried when I was a kid one time. I tried to reheat a Big Mac and that shit does not work. Did you microwave it? Yeah the sauce was grilled, lettuce was a mess. It was the most horrible experience ever. It was horrible. Don't ever apply heat to those french fries. I was like 11. Oh god no don't ever know why he's like those french fries like 11. Oh god. No, don't do that

Regular burger to the bun will get very very soft and then rock hard within 12 seconds of coming out of the microwave First you're like, oh, that's nice and soft and you go to eat it and you could break your windows with it looking crazy Reheat a Big Mac and then place it behind glass and break glass if need to break glass. Alright, this next one from Eric, one star. Again, this is just, you are in Italy man, this is the way we roll, sorry. Quote, the woman taking our order was kissing and getting a massage from what looked like the manager. What?

It's very romantic. What do you want? It's Rome. The people that live there, yeah. We're a horny people. Do you understand? But is that how fucking sexy Rome is? I'm telling you.

You don't understand. So if these guys are super horny, they don't give a shit. Extremely unprofessional, seemed bother that we needed service. Yeah, you were interrupting a massage. Of course they seemed bothered. You're interrupting sex. That's called foreplay, man. She was going to be fingered in like 12 seconds.

12 seconds away from penetration. What do you want? I mean, what's next? Something's got to go inside something at that point. Oh man. One star from Cortland. This reminded me as a ghetto McDonald's in the 1980s downtown Brooklyn. Okay. Feels like you've never been to Brooklyn with that. Yeah, that's interesting. Watch yourself when you go there They have two security guards at the door the area is heavily drug infested and homeless people So hold on to your pockets the security guards actually throw a lady out who was a tourist without her

Tourist out with her belongings well at least they didn't keep her shit. That's nice She was hungry and they would not expect her my ex Except except the ex version of except crazy vector money crazy part is this woman was white Okay How dare you treat a white woman like that? That's what they're saying right am I getting the right tone? Crazy part is black guy not fair. Yeah, I get it if it was some you know fucking you know I get it with some coffee colored lady from some country. I can't pronounce is some shit, but this is a white lady What are we doing here?

Unbelievable before I could pay for her food. They had her out in the street. She was gone when I went to find her What are you finding her for mind your own own business. And then pray she is all right. Pray? She's a tourist, which means she came there with money. She has belongings. What do you mean pray she's all right? She couldn't eat McDonald's? The underground McDonald's chef

drug her underground to chop her into Big Macs. Now she has to go to the underground McDonald's railroad to get safe. A poor white woman see. So yeah, one star very very scary place to be. Beware of being robbed. Avoid talking to strangers inside. Always be attentive. Yeah.

Yeah. Dirtiest place in the whole of Rome. Not H-O-L-E. Whole meaning whole whole. First time visitors may think they have ended up at other place. Yeah. I don't think so. Emily One Star, if it was possible to rate a negative number, believe me I would. You really put extra words into that, boy.

That is chunky. Yeah. That is a lot. That's a real awkward way of saying that shit this McDonald's tasted like horse droppings And I know I spent a year on a horse dropping only diet Why did my Nutella taste like lemons, why do they have Nutella at McDonald's right? That's the only question we need to answer. And if it is on the menu, why the fuck are you ordering that? Why are you ordering it? Yeah.

Why was my cheesecake, there's cheesecake here. Cheesecake and Nutella? What is happening? This is fascinating. Why was my cheesecake regular cake that tasted like spoiled eggs and milk? Thought I was supposed to be quote loving it. I saw a commercial where they said I'd be loving it and I'm not loving it. And Burger King wouldn't give it to me anyway I wanted either so I was very upset with them.

Couldn't get it my way. Got me wanting to jump off the coliseum just to get this horrid taste out of my mouth. Jump off the coliseum. Because your Nutella didn't taste right. In all honesty, Remy the Rat from Ratooie could have stirred up a better meal than this. Well yeah, he was like a chef. Yeah, he knew a lot.

A cartoon mouse, voiced by Patton Oswalt. He's gonna say. Could have absolutely cooked better than this. Animated Patton Oswalt, could have absolutely cooked better than this. Animated Patton Oswalt could do a much better job here. Then hashtag Burger King for life, hashtag kill all clowns, which I agree with, that's a good hashtag that we should all adopt, and then hashtag Mcnever again.

This sounds like a Burger King man. I think so. Mcnever again like it's the Holocaust. that would be if McDonald's ever causes a Holocaust That's what we're gonna say afterwards. I'm never again Dominic one star Prompted to leave after sitting down for literally seven minutes. I don't think I think prompted as a polite way to put it probably. Yeah I don't think I think prompted as a polite way to put it probably yeah Throwing the fuck out is yeah

Because if you didn't get out we stopped to have a cold drink and chill as it is 30 as it was 33 degrees Celsius Outside which is warm. That's like That's practically boiling honestly your shoes will melt in that kind of I don't know what that is but it's it's warm it's it's a warm yeah that dude came at us like a train and basically told us to leave we did not then came back with reinforcements yeah what thrown out and you didn't leave so yeah they're gonna come back with more people to throw you out they brought Lorenzo and Ricardo and the horny chick who gets massaged at the counter everyone's there now make You interrupt her make out session, she's pissed. Oh my god.

We left. Yeah, you're gonna be murdered and put in a fucking hole somewhere if you didn't leave. We left. Don't go there. Bunch of fascists. Okay, that's a that's a stretch. If you want to get yelled at though, good spot. That's most of Italy though I would say if you want to get yelled at.

Lucas, one star. If I could give zero though. I would say if you want to get yelled at Lucas one star if I could give zero stars He nailed it nailed it Lucas fuck on Luke good job The menu was terrible and it would have been more hygienic to use a restroom anywhere else This restroom opens a new category of dirtiness opens a new category It was disgusting anyway, if you water a McFlurry for the three euros opens a new category of dirtiness. Opens a new category. Oh, it's that dirty. It was disgusting. Anyway, if you order a McFlurry for the three euros and not even half the cup of, half of the cup full of ice, something went wrong.

Apparently they got a half a McFlurry. Okay, yeah. Sorry, but this is disappointing. Additionally, the personnel is very unfriendly. Well, I mean, if they thought you were hot were hot maybe not they'd be all over you then Go eat somewhere else if you can and then finally here we will end off with Petru one star Fall caps on this first sentence do not enter full of thieves Full of thieves it's a lad's in there with all of his people. The prince

of them. As I was waiting with my phone on the table, the quote, customers that are always there, that's in all caps, every day tried to steal my phone as I was sitting reading a book. That's depressive. Oh, that is certainly full of thieves. Don't take your eyes off your phone or somebody will pocket it. That's crazy. That is crazy, but that's how I operate everywhere I go. Yeah, if I'm not looking at my phone it goes in my fucking I mean, I'm at the airport I'm like that at the my life is in there like that crazy, and that's the most secure Secured air spot there is and they have it all on tape I still don't want to fucking let anybody take my shit no way so I noticed it and he gave it back stating he was

just looking at the time the less popular method of you know just asking but he said I'll just grab it myself with my mobile in his hands I called the security quote-unquote but it's clear that they already know each other and they just said to the thief to go away Yeah, but he entered again after a half hour The cameras are there for nothing and even if something happens the police can't make anything Only if someone is killed they make a move. Oh boy. What there's a lot of murder going on at this McDonald's No, not necessarily a lot. It's just that's the only time they do anything or loitering murder or loitering murder or beyond your 30 minutes get the fuck out It's a nest of thugs. Do not enter in prison. You are safer. Oh, is that right? Wow, they rape you at this McDonald's

That's rough. Yeah Shit's getting rough man. Okay, so we went to Rome to have a nice romantic Valentine's post Valentine's Day McDonald's and I can't find my phone there was some romance going on but not for us Unfortunately, so this is for everyone for the post Valentine's Day crowd. We got a Valentine's Day hangover How about head over to where the fuck is this place Croatia Oh Zagreb Croatia To go to the Museum of broken relationships

This is awesome the museum marriage could be in this shit, so I mean we all we all could have an entry into this bad Boy, this is pretty good here. It has 4.3 stars out of 7,700 Google reviews. Wow. Place is popular, man. This it says museum is a baroque palace displaying personal objects from former lovers along with brief synopsis. So remember like we talked about in the one show how your friend didn't want his ex girlfriend to take his click DVD?

The click DVD would be on display with a short story about that and that's the type of shit they have. That's so funny. Artifacts of broken relationships of all kinds. I love it. It's so fucking funny. I would read the address but I have no idea. It's so fucking funny. I would read the address, but I have no idea So really oh meadow sky

Will.2 comma 10,000 Zach rip crew. I don't know what the fuck that means lots and all sorts of shit Let's start with Marina with five stars Yeah, there is no there are no words to describe this incredible and moving experience. Tears inevitably flowed during most of the visit. I left a note for my daughter that I hope she can go there and read one day. I stayed there for almost two hours reading story after story Impressed by the mix of feelings and reflections that a place like this causes us Rating 10 out of 10 never mind 5. She loves heartbreak

Wow, I recommend his turn is like a sad movie like she's watching terms of endearment over and over again She loves Van Gogh's ear here. Like what what the fuck could be so impressive I recommended as a must-see attraction For anyone visiting and then the response from the owner. Thanks for your review We're glad it was such a perfect experience for you. You hope we hope you visit us once again same, okay? Awana gives five stars. I had an absolute blast exploring this museum It was captivating and mind-bending it was a captivating and mind-bending spot to dive into the themes of love and loss plus seeing the personal mementos of former lovers talk about a heart-tugging twist I don't know these people if I

don't know these people how is it heart tugging to see their click DVD sitting there? I don't get it There's got to be like an engagement ring that a guy didn't get to give to her cuz she went down on the Titanic or some Shit, but not even a lot of this is like like breakups break up shit Yeah, it's not just like it's broken relationships not law. That's not a broken relationship. The fucking Titanic took him. Yeah. It's different. It's not like my wife died of cancer. This is like.

She's at the bottom of the Atlantic. That's different. Yeah. My wife got triple teamed by Lorenzo Ricardo and the security guard in the Roman McDonald's bathroom. That would be the broken relationship. And you'd have like soggy fries. That I used on her car.

Yeah. This is, they have a soggy fries from the visit. That's what you get. And this is the baseball bat I used to bash out the windows in her fucking car. If you're on the hunt for a one of a kind adventure in Zagreb, you have got to check out the Museum of Broken Relationships. Trust me, it's a trip you won't forget. I'm telling you, I'm ever in Croatia, I'm going to go to this place.

This sounds amazing. It's interesting, just because of that. Then here's one, five stars, highly recommended, great museum, something a bit different from the usual pictures of old rich guys and the last supper. You know, art. Old rich guys. You know, Renaissance art. All that Michelangelo fucking...

All those masterpieces. All that shit. All of the Ninja Turtles. Everything they did. Nobody needs any of that shit. Holy shit. That's fucking funny, which you find everywhere else. Yeah, in the real museums. The museum is well designed with pieces spread into nice themes. There's everything from broken marriages toxic partners wartime loves Summer vacation flings the death of a parent that came in there out of nowhere That came in hot breaks in a family loss of a child slash miscarriage. That's really not a broken relationship That never even formed and then break up with food allergies to pizza. Oh

God that would crush. That's yeah, that would destroy me. It's just gluten. Oh, yeah, I guess that is Yeah, or not fuck that's disgusting that's Really shit some places have a good gluten-free Yeah crust because Sarah gets one of those stuff is it's very it's very crispy. It's likefree. Yeah cross because Sarah gets one It's very crispy it's like yeah, yeah, yeah, it's hard. Yeah doesn't have the elasticity of yeah It hurts a little bit your soul when you buy it doesn't have that bounce But yeah, there's a couple places with that, but it's better than not having pizza Absolutely better than if they have good sauce and good cheese and good toppings, you can make it work. You can get through it. Definitely worth the seven euros for an adult and 5.5 euros for an adult.

Okay? I don't know. I think they meant child there, but who knows? Or it's 12 and a half euros for an adult. Or they just look at you and go, eh, seven. Eh, five and a half. You're a sad fuck, come on in. Yeah, come on.

Liza one star, waste of seven euro. Well, there you go. I guess it's seven. It was so stupid. Did you see the part where children died? Wow. Well, maybe two to three stories are touching, but most of them are stupid. This person has used stupid in consecutive sentences.

They don't have a lot of vocabulary here. Also, it's super small. Now the next sentence she should say super stupid and that would be great. That was stupid. Like three rooms. Don't waste your time and money. Great advertising and such disappointment. Zero stars. Okay. All right, Liza, great advertising and such disappointment. Zero stars!

Okay. All right, Liza, calm down. Jesus Christ, chill out. All right, so that was Liza. Now we have Suda. Suda one star. Okay, waste of money and time. They rob people with such a small and nonprofessional so-called museum. I could have been a café with those objects of unknown people and melancholic nonsense

sentences and people could watch these craps after they have paid for the coffee. Craps is the funniest thing for some reason. Why is that funny? Because it sounds like people are taking a shit. That's why They even charge you four euros for a postcard with a negative sentence to be scratched by the receiver three exclamation points for so Like a scratcher thing that you get to I guess you can I don't even know response from the owner though Yeah, we are sorry sorry it wasn't your cup of tea. Don't worry, you're not obliged to buy the set of five postcards for 4 euros with hilarious

messages, only meant for people with a different sense of humor. You humorless twat is what they just said. You said stupid a lot. We don't like you. You said stupid when you are stupid. Rick one star tourist trap We were going with the hopes that the museum would teach us something about the human need for connection or something Really? Is that what you went for what is that a little deep for the fucking break-up museum like a lot of fucking? Responsibility on a seven euro fucking museum dude. That's what I mean. What did you want, man? It's not the Louvre or whatever the fuck. In reality, it's a collection of breakup stories

and a relevant item. Yeah, that's what they purport to be. And the item's gonna go with the story, right? I mean, I'm assuming it's somebody's personal effect. Yes, and they said, think like a box of pizza flour, a key, a bicycle bicycle part that kind of thing Yes, they tell you what the significance to that I think is the point Shit that nobody cares about that the family didn't care to give it to him because it's useless. That's what I'm saying

Yes, it's a hook or it's just this little thing that doesn't mean anything to anybody But that's what they see as a symbol of whatever fuck specific to this story And then for the first time in your stupid opinions history, somebody actually figures it out here. Quote, maybe I'm not intellectual enough to grasp the hidden meaning. I think you found it, Rick. I think you're not bright enough

to get what's going on here possibly. Or you're just looking too deep into it. Yeah, you're just looking too just in. Slow the fuck down, Rick. Yeah, how fucking, wow. But all I'm seeing is a very small museum with a high entrance fee, seven euros, high entrance fee. Is that high?

Is it 14 bucks? No, no, euro is even with the dollar right now. It's seven dollars to get in. Yes, and he's like, price is way. Don't go to the museum, yeah. Don't go to the natural history shit in America. Anything that's seven dollars, and it's not like you open the door and you just open the door to the other side of a field with nothing there and they go, ha, gotcha, and run away, it's worth

it probably. It's $7. What do you want? Okay, high entrance fee containing some discarded items, AKA trash, with some breakup stories. It doesn't do anything for me. But I also don't enjoy reading breakup stories on the internet. Well then why did you come to the Museum of Breakups?

What made you think this would be interesting to you? I don't get it, and then there's a response here. We're sorry you feel this way, response from the owner. In any way, we advert that we teach people about human connection. Our museum displays stories about past relationships, and it depends on each visitor what they will make out of it. You know, like art.

Same thing. But this isn't art. But some people relate, some people learn. Most of the people just enjoy one way or the other. Regarding the price, it's totally subjective, but it's hard to find in Europe museums for less than our price. That's fair. One in Europe museums for less than our price. One star, here we go.

Yeah, I don't see what the fuzz is about this museum. Not the buzz, the fuzz. Or the fuss. Or the fuss. One or the other here. Yeah, they're all close there. What a waste of time. Sorry, I don't care about someone's broken relationship and their random items linked to it

You shouldn't fucking come here then That's like going to an art museum and go I don't care about some asshole putting paint on a canvas Well, why the fuck are you here then? It's also not a bait and switch. They didn't say Museum of natural history and then you walk in it's just a great story and you're like, where's the t-rex? That's not what happens Where's the caveman display? I don't get this. it's just break up stories. And you're like, where's the T-Rex? That's not what happens. Where's the caveman display? I don't get this. This is about breakups, bud. What the fuck, man.

And the random items linked to it simply meaning she couldn't get over him and which for all we know can just all be made up. I read maybe 20% of the text on the walls and some really got on my nerves. It's basically a woman complaining about her ex-lover. One sentence she realized when he was about 75 years old that she preferred men in their 50s. Another one she blamed him for giving her oral herpes. I don't know them and I blame them too. Somebody sued Michael Vick for that. So yeah, that's something to be mad at.

Do you even know how herpes works? Where did we get to? How did we get? Okay. How did we get to? We just found somebody that just showed his ass on the internet. He's studied herpes.

I went to a museum. I know herpes. Let me tell you something I went to this museum here and somehow it this devolved into a Consortium on herpes What has happened 80 80 to 90 percent of people with HSV have type 1 no symptoms so tracking where it comes from is nearly impossible if you kissed and touched more than one person in your life. He's obsessed with herpes this person.

He's just mad that this woman really is holding this man responsible. Perhaps he's got... He's given a lot of people herpes. He's like, you don't know it's me. You could have gotten it from anywhere. How many people have you kissed or touched in your life? Could have been from five guys ago, you don't know. Ugh, ug.

And there are many other annoying statements. Nope, don't make the same mistake as me and just walk by this place. Totally not worth the hype or whatever the paid city guide told you. Oh, it's all conspiracy theory now. Okay, response from the owner. We are sorry that when they told you, you would see objects of past relationships with its stories, you didn't realize that's exactly what you would find in this museum. Unless someone told you something else was there. We are also sorry that you didn't read the other

80% of the museum to realize it's not only spiteful women who wrote the stories. We have many donations made by men as well. Yeah. Sorry about your herpes. Wow. He said a lot in that review. He said, I'm a misogynist with herpes. That's what he said. I hate all women and I am tired of my cracked lips. Which is a lot to tell in one review of a museum that you're a misogynist with herpes. Normally you don't get that type of personal information from someone. Boy do I hate women and my balls have open sores. Just disgusting down there, painful. Reza, or Reza, one star, please don't waste your money and your time. If it were possible to choose zero stars, I would.

You got that part right. You're not bad, Reza. Halfway there. That's close. Here is One Star again. Tiny, but that's great because after a few exhibits, you kind of get the idea. Long straight haired lady manning the counter could do with a little smile and a little less grumpiness But I guess it suits the theme of the museum. He's totally gelled a smile. Why don't you smile with your long hair? Oh my god Response from the owner. We hope you enjoyed the exhibition. We're sorry

You didn't receive the best smile from part of our staff. Maybe she was going through her own breakup smiley face In other words shut the fuck up. Here we go. RR1 star. I was in this museum 10 years ago when it was full of hilarious stories. Now it's full of heartbreaking, depressing and devastating stories about death. That sounds not fun. Quote, this is the piece of ginger my younger brother

put in our last family dinner before I caused the crash the car crash that killed him oh my god yeah that's a that's depressing I want to go to this place so I do too I feel like it's a roller coaster of emotions here but don't expect an actual roller coaster please please. Nope, you're gonna see ginger. Oh man, I don't want to be disrespectful towards anyone's loss, but it looks like management of the museum has changed and now prefers devastating and depressing exhibits.

How about you make a compromise, an exhibit half sad and half funny stories? Are there funny ones? Well yeah, I mean, I guess breakup, I fucked this up and it made an idiot. If you write, I mean, that's half of every standup comedy routine is listen, now I fucked up the last relationship. Here's the panties of the last woman that I cheated on. Here's the panties that she found in my car that caused the breakups. That's funny. That's pretty funny, you know?

Here's the collar of the dog that I lost that was hers. That's sad. That's something. Moro one star. Crazy shit. That's the first sentence. Putting the herpes tube as the, what the fuck is a herpes tube, one i don't know what that is i guess

it's chapstick i don't know chapstick is just for moisture though but if you give it to somebody then then you're then you're giving herpes oh maybe okay the herpes tube is the only reminder of a finished love question mark but please my partner insisted so much on going to see it that on the way out I left her at the museum as a souvenir of our love story leave the girlfriend to the forgetful Jesus Christ Jordy one star really that's how you start a review out really yeah yes Jordy oh my god that's like opening a sentence with literally that's the

that's the equivalent of that It's the dumbest thing you could do the most famous One of the most famous porn actors name is Jordy so this this could be fun. Oh, maybe it's him Really no need there are enough misfortunes in life. We don't make a museum of everything Oh, yes, wait the Museum of unnecessary museums. This is the first one I hope this review helped you What the fuck are you no need is there in the wing? And then this is fucking hilarious, too

This is someone who doesn't get things and gets angry at people who do oh, you know that person not the person's like Oh, no, I feel left out. They're like fucking people enjoying shit that I don't understand. You know that person. I don't know that guy That's the guy. Yeah, Joseph me. I think that that means it's you if you don't know One star from Joseph too edgy for me perfect place for hipsters to congregate and pretend to be artsy and deep He just saw people or he goes. I don't understand what they're wearing and stuff and it makes me feel like I'm a loser. I don't understand why that guy's wearing an owl shirt driving a 70 something Volvo. I don't get it.

I don't know. Okay, so we've been to out of the country now in two different places. Let's come back to America here. Let's do it. Let's go to New York City where we are going to do our personal item location of the week. We're going to go to the Pleasure Chest on 156th 7th Avenue in New York City. Right in Manhattan. Right in Manhattan. Right in Manhattan. 4.4 stars it's got here. The Pleasure Chest, or it depends, that's 4.4 stars on Google.

Looks like on Yelp it's 3.8 stars. So, depends. Is that an indicator of a bad neighborhood if there's a sex shop there? Not really, especially not now. It used to be because they just put all the seedy ones, but now these sex shops aren't, now it's all like you know groups of women go in there and shit like oh It's totally different now than it used to be used to be just guys going in there with like their collars up on their coats

Go nobody sees me. Well. I buy my well. I buy my jerk mags of tie 11 year olds You know what I mean like the wall of fake pussies that they're going to try all of them. Yeah. Now it's like, now people go in there with like their elderly mom and they're like, let's go look at dildos, mom. It'll be fun. Totally different thing now. So the pleasure chest, it says our West Village locations open for in-store walk-in service

only from 12 to 10 p.m. daily. Okay, all workshops will be held on our Instagram at this time. Pleasure Chest began as the first erotic store to create a boutique atmosphere in New York's West Village in 1971. Yeah, this is fancy dildos. In 71. Yep. 1971 yeah, this is fancy dildos in 71 yep from 1975 to 77

We expanded into the communities of Chicago and Los Angeles for almost 40 years the pleasure chest has firmly believed firmly pleasurable that everyone has a fundamental right to pursue sexual fulfillment Okay, my neighborhood called Cids toy box yeah in Arizona there's a trillion of those fucking places there are some fascinations and all those oh yeah yeah yeah there's tons of the castle yeah those places yeah Chris five stars okay this is the future in the future dildos hang from every wall yeah gone are the days of poor lighting and equally poorly made products slash service

Super helpful staff huge selection and fun space. See what I mean? That's a person who? Wouldn't have liked a sex shop for the most part and now they're like, yeah you go in there. It's like a party store Kevin five stars for Michigan Johnny was amazing. Oh boy. Johnny gave it to you good it sounds like. Yeah. Dirty Johnny. We came in with an idea of what we wanted and Johnny was able to supplement and update our curiosity and make sales. Update. You brought Johnny in as a third and he was like, have you ever done this door here honey? Bend over for a minute. Let me show him something.

This guy sounds like he came in from 1987 and was like, where are those long cylindrical white ones that are ribbed? Oh no, no, no, no, no. These are way better. You know, the smooth ones, they sell at JCPenney and call it neck massager. Has a picture of a fifties lady with it on her neck. None of those. These go in your pussy.

Don't worry. These aren't for your of those. These go in your pussy, don't worry. These aren't for your neck, these are right for your pussy. They were so warm and wonderful, I would def come back to get advice from Johnny. What kind of sexual guru is Johnny here? Johnny wears leather to work every day. Absolutely, Johnny wears leather pants. Shannon four stars, I happily ventured into the pleasure chest while in New York on the Sex and the City tour.

What kind of a basic fucking shit tour is that is like the ultimate, oh my god is that where Carrie bought her shoes for the date with Big or whatever the fuck they're talking about on that fucking horrible fucking show. Miranda for two hours. That's just female entourage, that's all it is. Unwatchably fucking annoying, same shit.

Cause the entourage I could never watch either. One super hot chick. Oh, I watched, which one is that? Really? On that show? Who is super hot on Sex and the City? She's crazy hot. Who? What is her name?

The old one? The one who looks like a witch? Probably. Oh, those are two different people. Cynthia Nixon, who's certainly- No, no, no, no, no. Or the other one who seems like she's been hit in the head. Which one?

The one from Mannequin. What's her name? Kim Cattrall. That's it? I never saw the show, to be honest with you. Oh my God, and my ex-wife used to watch it, and I'm like, will she put her old tits away, please? I can't with this one. They're out in it?

I don't know if they're out, but she's just always being grossed. I'm like, Grandma, please. At the time, I was like- Is she the dirty one? Yes. I'm watching it. I'm like 23 going, listen, this lady's older than my mother. If I have to fucking hear her talk about her sexual in that voice, too,

and then he put his dick in my- She said that? Oh my God. She would say all sorts of gross things in that side too and then he put his dick in my lip. She said that? Oh my gosh. She would say all sorts of gross things in that side of her mouth. Annoying fucking horny old lady way. I'm gonna make my bed. Ugh.

Fuck, I would, the worst. Yeah. Make it stop. I never saw the show so I guess I'll have to see it. Just see just Google one conversation that they're having sitting around a table and you'll be you you're you will rip your hair out by a minute and a half anyway. I saw I think the first episode and there's like one of the whoever the woman is narrating her scene. Okay. Yeah. And then I was out.

I'm not watching a show like this. I can't do this. No, it's really bad. It's bad shit. Now if I was. Yeah, don't have your, just have the girl say it. She's right there. Why?

Nope. She's the only person in her apartment to. Break the fourth wall and fucking look at me and say it, you fucking lazy bitch. What are you doing? Why do you need two different recordings of this? You're shooting two different dates. Based on like what the actresses were like I wasn't like a single lady from the age of 27 to 64 or whatever Kim Cattrall was at that time so I didn't relate to it either so I

mean you know maybe I would have related to it more. I'm not sure. It's sort of deceiving on the outside. Honestly, it looked a little sketchy, but once I went in, I realized it was very much a cute boutique of sorts with all sorts of imaginable toys. I agree with Alison C. Whoever that is. That there were definitely the population inside who were cheesing it up trying to giggle and be funny and let's not kid Ourselves there are plenty of things in this place to giggle at and blush a bit But then there are those who are over the top and clearly haven't ventured outside of their closed-minded lives ever They're just looking at a dildo and giggling going. Oh my god people put that in them

Which is she feels judged by it? Yeah, which I mean honestly don't go What are we giggling at here being adult? Some of them are funny they're ridiculous. Yeah, there is there's a website full of tentacles and like oh, yeah crazy Bat wings and shit people are fucking themselves with so we've talked about a lot of these crazy things on this show Laughing at it. Come on, man 70 different crazy things. Totally. This shop has a lot to choose from depending on your preference. There were cute gift items and great novelties to take home from NYC.

No fear, if you just want to peruse inside you can always leave with a free paddle with the Pleasure Chest logo. Free paddle everybody. Susan 3 stars, this is the cutest frou frou sex shop I've laid eyes on. It kind of reminded me of Mrs. Garrett's novelty shop on the facts of life. What? So specific. Oh my god. Mrs. Garrett had dicks on the wall? She did not.

I think she had like a bakery or some shit. Like I don't know. Wasn't Mrs. Garrett's novelty area the fucking kitchen yeah I think it was a like a they had she had like bakery items right yeah like they ran like a cafe didn't they and a pan rack from the center yeah and that's where all the heart-to-heart conversations were at yeah you have to sit around have a cup of coffee and yeah that's where she told Joe in her leather jacket that she can still be a girl. Yeah.

Yeah. That's where she told Blair, just because I'm not rich doesn't mean that I'm. Oh, man. She told Mindy, it's OK. It's all right. You can wear your roller skates anywhere. And the fat ugly one.

It's OK to be fat and ugly. It's OK. It's all right, Natalie. Don't worry about it. Listen, we'll find guys, you'll end up getting, there's always, they have an ugly one too. You'll be funny, you'll be funny, don't worry. Every group of guys has an ugly one too, don't you know that?

You're fat and ugly but you're funny, keep it up. You get that one, see how that works? You get the guy with the drinking problem, it'll be okay. That's okay, right? Don't we know that's how it is? The rich guy, that's Blair. Yeah. You got a guy with a leather jacket on,

that's gonna be Joe. Joe's gonna be on the back of his body. If there's a black guy in the mix, obviously we're bringing, that's Tootie probably. Or he might like Natalie though, we don't know. It was Tootie, is there a Mindy? Was there a Mindy? Mindy Cohn is Natalie.

Oh, that's a real man That's why yeah. Yeah, yeah, she didn't get much work after that. No Like my fellow Sex in the city tour takers in the previous posts have said this is one of the first stops on the tour Yeah, Charlotte brought her bought her waskally wittle wabbit here. Oh, they're a little sex toy. The rabbit, I can't. Yeah.

The store is small but cute. You don't feel like you need a shower after leaving this place. Cute neighborhood. So why only three stars is my question. Everything she said is positive there. Paola, three stars. I wasn't impressed with the place. It's small with very sketchy dudes working there. Oh

Johnny is sketchy. Although they do know their stuff, but they reek of sex What do you want a non fucking creepy pervert to tell you about Mormon to teach you about sex toys Are you what Johnny and leather pants? That's who knows about sex a and leather pants. It smells like pussy. That's who knows about sex. A guy in leather pants in the West Village. He knows what's going on.

It feels like it tries to be high-end sex shop without the clout there. I feel like there was a lot of hype for not a lot of delivery. The prices are high. The selection is not as grand as could be. I feel like it tries to fit every single thing possible, but it only has like two to three of that thing fantasy world is a few blocks down and

has so much more it's the world it's a whole world what do you want two stars here from mm this place is really small and cramped so walking around and getting past people is pretty uncomfortable and speaking of uncomfortable the guys that were at the store the day we came in were very awkward and didn't feel welcoming at all. And not to be rude, but I don't want to see your full bare chest of hair in my face while I ask about the product. That's Johnny's signature though. Leather pants, chest hair out. That's what he does. That's how you know. That's how you know.

Yeah. It smells like pussy. That's how you know. That's how you know. Yeah, it smells like pussy. That's how you know He knows about like oils and toys and weird shit in addition. It smells pretty funky in there That's probably all the that's Johnny. That's Johnny the reek of sex and latex every half the shits made of rubber Which is gonna be a stinky I've been to shops where it's comfortable for a female to ask questions and describe what they're looking for and have someone Explain options to them rather than saying Everyone's needs are different not helpful Wow, you need to know what you want and your pussy. I'm sorry. That's you can't be asking people what you should put in yourself

That's just Diane two stars the staff member who opened the door at 12 noon complained was, complained was that she did not eat her breakfast and no other employee showed up. The staff member did not care about customer service or showing samples. I bought on Amazon much easier with no problems. But less guilt, yeah. Yeah, so they opened it up, they opened the store, showing samples I bought on Amazon much easier with no problems. Less guilt.

Yeah. So they opened it up, they opened the store, went it open and it was like the person didn't show up so I had to run over here and sorry and this person didn't like that apparently so at least they opened the door at noon, that's fine. Gourmet two stars, that a female was the first to review it says it all. Really? that a female was the first to review it says it all. This was once strictly the domain of gay men into a variety of alphabetical fetishes, S&M, B&D, BDSM for all inclusive types.

And they prettied up the shop adding greeting cards and gag gifs and attracted a totally new audience. A bridge and tunnel crowd that ooze and ahs at never before seen toys and titters at the naughtiness of it all. Yes, that's exactly who it's for. People coming over from Jersey to go, we're going to the city and look at a sex shop. That'll be cool.

They're not sex shops in fucking Teterboro? I guess not ones in the West Village that are, you know, hip or whatever. Those who remember what this place was in its heyday mourn the end of yet another chapter in the saga of gay life in the down and dirty pink city. There's a gay guy that misses the meatpacking district. He misses when it was, he misses when the village was gay and not full of people walking strollers.

Right. Yeah. Now it's all people walking. What the fuck? I used to be able to get out. A guy could go outside. Yeah. Hang out for five minutes and get corn hold if he was looking for it now I gotta deal with these couples their fucking kids and their lattes and they're gonna slip on jizz on that street ten years ago Oh, man walking your strop rocking your Greco down the street with Braden right now And the village used to be very gay so if a shop's been here since 71 it opened up to cater to gay people that's Not just gay, but like the underground crowd that was just really into wild shit

And now we're good everything yep jet Jennifer to now everyone yes, they have the internet so they're like oh look at that. Oh look this is possible Yeah, Jennifer two stars went in looking for a harness last night wasn't informed of the pricing of the different harnesses at all or what seemed to be the best using what I thought was best only I was informed of the price when I asked before checkout I soon regretted my decision a pair of underwear with a hole for $75. I don't know why with a hole makes it sound way dirtier. I'm actually getting my dad's drawer. He said a lot of money is

worth a holy 75 a pop for those. I wasn't told of the no return policy in the store. You should have known that immediately. What in that store could be taken back? What doesn't go on your crotch in that entire fucking store? What doesn't touch your junk? That is fucking gross. In the store and only until I looked at the receipt did I find out that all sales were final. Again, that's your dildo, man. You shouldn't have. That is your harness. My product is still untouched, still in wrapping, and when I called to find out a solution,

the shift manager basically said, well, I don't know what you want me to do. Yeah, use it. Get fucking. I don't know what to tell you. I don't know what- Put your finger through the hole. See how that works. I don't know.

Well, I don't know what happened because I only went back here because my last time in the staff in the staff was super helpful Now they seem like they have no idea what they're talking about waste of money Two stars great staff, but not the best place to go if you want to avoid crowds Okay, did it's does it say wide open environment with no crowds? Then it gets real weird I stopped in to buy my sis a toy. Who buys sex toys for their sister? Your siblings? I hope any sibling.

Any sibling. You don't buy sex toys for your siblings? I guess a woman is more likely to buy a se- like a brother's never like, hey sis I got you this big dildo, I hope you like it. That's not usually- It's fine. like hey sis I got you this big dildo I hope you like it that's not usually doesn't happen wow I found myself caught in the middle of a mass of people this apparently is a stop for a tour yes it is as we know yeah I was there to purchase something special and I was surrounded by giggling tourists throwing dildos at each other throw hey you catch oh gross I don't want to touch it. Go deep, spike it like Gronk. Go deep is a much different thing to say when you're throwing a dildo

at someone. If you want to experience this store go later in the day. The staff is friendly and knowledgeable enough to bring me back. Ava one star, I went in there on June 18th around 3.40pm with the intent to buy and knew what I wanted. What attracted me to the store was the beautiful sign out front headlining that Pride owes everything to trans women of color. It seemed like a very inviting atmosphere. Roughly 7 minutes go by and the cashier, brown skinned blondish hair braids woman, has yet to say hello, offer assistance or even look up from her phone. My friend says hello and she gives the driest response.

My friend jokes and says, did you even know we were in here? Her response was so monotone and said, I heard voices, I hear when the bell rings, do you need anything? I Surely put that product down and sashayed my queer behind out of that establishment which Sashayed my queer behind you can only sashay a queer behind. That's the thing straight behinds just will not sashay It doesn't work. Generally just walk has to be in you. Yeah Not inviting and obviously not a happy pride in there Don't waste your money for people who aren't even going to say hello

You need a hello. I need a hello. Okay one star Fred Gordon Herbert was calling about walnuts and was rudely turned away What the fuck are you talking about is this this stores is this the stores way of getting out of their responsibilities? What? I have no idea. Walnuts need a harness. Is that what he means? I know one knows and the response from the owner is quote, can you give us some more insight regarding your experience at the boutique? What the fuck are you talking about? Keep track of your walnuts. Tiffany one star. I'm literally appalled at the boutique. And your walnuts? What the fuck are you talking about? What's going on? Keep tracking your walnuts. Tiffany One Star.

I'm literally appalled at the service here. Oh my god. I walked around for five minutes and the girl behind the counter didn't get up or look up from her phone. Another employee got distracted and walked away mid-sentence when I asked her a question. She just trailed off. Yeah, you want to get that? And then just walked away.

They're like, oh fuck are you talking about? I don't know there's a we got a whole collection what I had no clue when their workshops are asked me questions about the toys there are much better alternatives close by I hope so Jane one star well I understand you cannot return sex toys for hygienical reasons, There you go. So many reasons. It's a good way to box it all up in one word. Probably, but to forbid a customer to exchange a dissatisfied per- either way, your pussy juice is not going back in the store. That's the end of it. That's it. Your poop, your juices, semen.

Does this person think that it's monetary? It's not a monetary thing. I just wanna do a like for like, no! No, it's still going in the garbage. Okay. Like for like would be tainted for tainted, so no. No, tell you what, on the way in, throw it in the garbage and then buy something new.

That's how our exchange program works. That's our exchange policy. You exchange it with the garbage and then you pay for another one you fucking idiot. Because unless the product was broken as far-fetched no it's exactly what you should get with a sex toy. So you were stuck with what is a useless product in the end why did you buy it then? Right it has uses it just didn't use for you. For you. For you? Yes, I read what was stated on the receipt before making the exchange. I just find it to be so bizarre because I was willing to buy something else and hopefully

use some form of credit toward the exchange. No! No! All sales are final! Period! It should say on the bottom, that is your dildo in all capital letters. It's the only way people are going to understand it They go. Oh, yes, because it goes in me There's no other way. That's it you to

Find the Facebook marketplace if you'd like try that I need to record that joke that I did the whole thing It's like two minutes long and just play it in every sex shop on a loop all the time On their TV to just always like this is your dildo. That's your dildo. Besides, it's an okay sex shop. Their online store is more of a selection, but pricier when you compare to other shops. Whatever happened to customer service?

I don't know. Inflation. She just said that like whatever happened to the old timey general store, you know, like you're at a dildo shop. What happened to anything? Right, there's a lot of R&D that's gone into these now, it's just not just bull. No pussy till you come Not just a smooth cylinder that that takes fucking double A batteries. D batteries. Oh man, Cosimo one star, the person with the fake blue contacts is not knowledgeable and

not particularly helpful but offers no shortage of attitude. I do like that. They offer it to you. Would you like attitude? I have fake eyes. How about that? That's a starter. How about that? That's a starter.

That is fucking hilarious. Sandra one star. This place is terrible. I ended up buying an item that was placed right next to the item I actually wanted because the packaging was almost identical. Well, that's your stupid fault then. I wasn't offered assistance. It was not allowed to open up the packaging to make sure I was getting the right thing The employees just sit at the front desk and talk without putting any effort into helping the customers They are not friendly or approachable at all and of course for hygienic reasons I was not permitted to return slash exchange what I got money down the fucking drain money down my fucking pussy hole I threw money straight into a black hole vortex of my twat. Nancy one star I don't know when it happened but there was a time and for many years that

the PC's Windows displays were tasteful. I live in the village with my family and walked by tonight, Saturday, on our way to dinner. We were, see what I mean? This is the people, the gay guys are like, get outta here! Damn it. We were all shocked at the raunchy and pornographic display.

You have reached your low. To have dildos and two-way dildos was appalling and in very poor taste. There are dicks on either end of that. Sally, look at this. This sounds like, how would you not know this is funny? It's in very poor taste. This store belongs in a seedy part of town. I walked in and approached the two ladies at the counter.

One was very young looking and short, almost looked underaged. So I told the how awful and offensive I thought the display is and the taller one just said okay, she had nothing else to say. Yeah. What else do you want her to say? What the fuck do you want her to go? Oh, you're right. I'll go dismantle it right away. So you're shitty kids. You don't have to explain what a double- sided dildo is to your shithead kid. I'm sorry that your kid saw it. Maybe uh, yeah, you live in the fucking village in fucking Manhattan. If you live in the village, their kids are going to see they've also seen homeless people

masturbating I bet. Yeah. Yeah. Was there questions there? Did you walk up to go, excuse me, Mr. Homeless Man, it's very rude for you to be masturbating on the side of the road. Have you ridden the subway with your children? Yeah, I understand you're on a four-day meth binge, but if you could please put your penis

away. Like, give me a fucking break. Get a friend for the other side of that dildo hanging out of your ass. That's the other thing. Get a pal. Make a friend. This is not how you make dildo friends. By doing this.

She could have said, she could have said that she would mention it to the manager but instead stared stupidly at me. You walked into a sex shop and said can you make it less sex stuffy please? This lady hates you man. She wants you out of here as fast as possible. To Brandon the manager, you need to rethink your display. Perhaps business is slow but this raunchy display is utterly unsightly and so distasteful. I was embarrassed to walk by with my family and be subjected to something that should

be private. My young daughter was horrified. You have lost that subtlety and respect that you had for so long. Now the PC, the Pleasure Chest is just another trashy store. I can't post this without giving you a star but in spite of the one star rating you get a negative star now that's low Well, they just showed the picture of what they did. That's what I mean. It's a fucking who cares They put it just put products out there if it was okay if you had two mannequins All right bent over pointing in opposite ways with a double-sided dildo with one side in each of them

I'd go maybe that's a little far for the street. This is that far. Yeah, that's a bit disappointed But just to put the dildo up there. That's what's inside. Sorry Oh, yeah, don't know what to tell you. I you know what I mean It had to be it had to be worse than just a dildo, right? It had to be well that she's you think just a dildo right it had to be You think though she'd lead with the most offensive thing she did just said Dildos and two-way dildos. That's all there was yeah You fucking sorry for her husband that doesn't get any fun with her. No. She's like, oh my god Can you imagine he's like yeah horrible? Yeah, I hate it. Yeah, but she says shit like are you done yet?

And it didn't get on me did it things like that There's your personal item of the week and there is your stupid opinions for the week as well next week We'll be back with an airport outback steakhouse that is hilarious. Oh, gross! Can't fucking wait to get to that. Airport, Jesus Christ. The Detroit Metro Airport outback steakhouse. That does a lot.

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